/zoo/ - Zoophilia

Source?

>>9328

Inke iirc

>>9331

I think that Inke doesn't have a tattoo

>>9364

That's a quality post man, thanks.

There has to be more than this....

>>9429

Yeah, pullouts with some monster cocks would be amazing! Male or female.

>>9361

>>9331

That is the same dog from Inke's videos, but that is not Inke herself.

Get the rulers out!Let's get the stats on these studs!Whose going to win Best In Show in this category?! I can't wait to see more.

>>9442

Just so you know, it's basically impossible to measure a huge dog cock. You turn around to grab the ruler and suddenly the cock is stuck inside your ass.

I suppose my opinion won't really matter to you,but I can't see the appeal so many of you have with the,yuk,anus.In looking through internet porn,human only or zoo,I've found way more of that than I'd ever want to see.What's the appeal?The horrible smell?The fact that it only has one purpose:waste removal?There's no pleasure organ(clitoris)in there.And what goes in comes out with,yuk,feces on it.A guy with a male dog can have him pump it into his hand,a hand fuck.He can pump it into your mouth,a mouth fuck.And my personal favorite:you can hold his and yours together (him on top of you)and you can both thrust and come together.Doesn't that sound a lot more pleasant than,yuk,anal?Actually I do know what the appeal is.I know "human nature".I know how creepy so many humans are.The "yuk" factor is the appeal isn't it?The fact that it is gross IS the attraction.You're not into warm,loving pleasure.You want to be doing something wrong,weird,gross,for grossness sake.Am I right? Oh,I just can't wait to read the responses.

>>9492

Have you never played with your anus? I mean, it doesn't have to stink, if you're clean. The anus is very erogenous, play with it nicely with some saliva or lube. Have you never experienced some sort of relief when getting a dump? Don't forget, men have their prostate just down there, women their g-spot, cervix and womb. It is about personal experience and preference first.

>>9492

Cause it's hot. Your cum deep in him. His in you.

>>9492

The anus/rectum only sometimes has shit inside; after using the toilet it's quite empty for several hours, with only some small bits left over that can easily be washed out. When clean it doesn't have any bad smell. It can feel very good to have something inside there, too.

As for the dog, his penis is not like yours. He doesn't get pleasure from rubbing/sucking, he only gets pleasure from pressure behind his knot. The skin on his penis is also very thin and sensitive, so it will cause him pain if it remains erect for a long time in the open air. The best thing for the dog is for his penis to be completely inside a wet and warm place like inside another body.

Also, the human vagina does not have a "ring" at the opening that can hold or provide pressure behind the knot. This is why very few women end up getting properly stuck to the dog; most of the time it just comes popping right out as soon as the dog moves a little. However, the anus does have a ring that is usually tight enough to hold the dog in a way that best matches what he would feel when mating with a female dog. This means it will please him better than any other thing.

>>9492

I used to be revulsed at the idea of anal. One day I crossed to the dark side and tried anal while masturbating and had the best orgasm of my life. Nothing came close.

After that you just have no choice but to learn to put up with shit, so to speak.

>>9492

>The horrible smell?

it only smells if you have poor hygiene. in addition some people think dogs smell terrible.

>The fact that it only has one purpose:waste removal?

that's the same argument used against homosexuality in general. the ass was designed (by god?) as a one-way street,

and sperm was designed to impregnate women making masturbation a sin. yuk.

>There's no pleasure organ(clitoris)in there.

false. the sphincter itself is a pleasure organ through which you can reach the prostate which is the male g-spot.

>you can hold his and yours together... Doesn't that sound a lot more pleasant than,yuk,anal?

mutual masturbation is nice, but penetrating and actually "having sex" is much nicer.

if you ever had penetrative sex with anyone human or not you would know that.

>A guy with a male dog can have him pump it into his hand... He can pump it into your mouth

>Actually I do know what the appeal is... The "yuk" factor is the appeal isn't it? The fact that it is gross IS the attraction.

>You're not into warm,loving pleasure... You want to be doing something wrong,weird,gross,for grossness sake.

you masturbate and blow dogs and have them ejaculate into your mouth. YUK!!!

do you only do this because its disgusting, wrong, weird, gross just for grossness sake?

>Am I right?

Oh, I just can't wait to read your responses.

The male dog's most sensitive area is behind the knot?The prostate is a pleasure organ?The sphincter!?Let's see the scientific data to back up these odd claims. I define sex as two(or more!)pleasure organs rubbing together,penis and clitoris,penis and penis,clit and clit..And pleasuring a girl by sucking on her clit,a guy his penis.You've not convinced me.The anus holds no attraction to me.That is an orifice to avoid.Yuk.

>>9515

Are you old enough to be here? All of that stuff is common knowledge.

>>9515

>sex is two or more pleasure organs rubbing together

>the anus and anal sphincter are not pleasure organs

by your own definition, getting fucked in the ass is not a form of sex. you idiot.

>>9493

You're saying you have orgasms when you poop.Wow.That must be odd.Knock,knock,knock what are you doing in there!?(Oh!Ooooooo)Hey,did you fall in!?(Aughhhhhhhh)C'mon I gotta go!(Oooooooo Yaaaghhhh ooohoooohoooooo.Ok,I'm done).

>>9522

Yep, confirmed for 9 year old

Of course there is electro-ejaculation,where males are stimulated to come by getting shocked in the butt hole.Maybe they feel some pleasure.I'll just keep "playing it clean",no anal.A very large collie almost gave me anal once,I put my hand back there as an "artificial vagina" for him.Sucking him after he got done coming out of my butt would have been , lets say "unhygienic".As far as I'm concerned any small amount of pleasure that might be felt there isn't worth the "yuk" factor.

>>9523

Have you no sense of humor dumbass?By the way I'm an old guy.Old enough to have gotten past the silly crap some of your juvenile minds are still wasting time with.

>>9526

>By the way I'm an old guy.

I really hope not. Because that would mean you wasted your life learning... nothing.

>Old enough to have gotten past the silly crap some of your juvenile minds are still wasting time with.

you call us juvenile after what you previously posted? seriously? oh and what silly crap are you referring to?

>>9541

The "g-spot"!? Seriously!?

>>9543

>The "g-spot"!? Seriously!?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G-spot

>The G-spot, also called the Gräfenberg spot is characterized as an erogenous area of the vagina that,

>when stimulated, may lead to strong sexual arousal, powerful orgasms and potential female ejaculation

>is a sensitive area that may be part of the female prostate

>accepted female prostate as an accurate term for the Skene's gland, which is believed to be found in the G-spot area along the walls of the urethra.

>The male prostate is biologically homologous to the Skene's gland;

>it has been unofficially called the male G-spot because it can also be used as an erogenous zone.

>>9544

>>9545

Who's paying you to shill this crap? 9" isn't even that big for a dog, considering the monsters you get with large-breed dogs. I'd like to attempt to identify which breed this is but the camera is focusing so much on the girl's tits instead of the dog. And look how much he struggles when she yanks on his penis. Do you really think he is enjoying this?

>>9553

Who is paying you to shill your crap? 9" is extremely rare to find on a dog. Most dogs average 6 1/2 to 7", far bigger than yours. All dogs tug and pull when their cocks are held backwards, as that's instinctual in order to stay stimulated.

>>9545

thanks for the source!

>>9549

Why did you just happen to leave out the word "unproven"?When you get to make love with a real living female one day (if that ever happens)you'll find out what they like.She'll let you know.You don't need a mysterious,rumored about secret area-oooooo!Suffice it to say she feels pleasure in her pussy.That's all you need to know.There's a name for every gland and area I suppose.Who cares.What ever makes her happy,thats what it's all about.

>>9553

Why would somebody pay me to tell people about a site that gives you video for free?Think before you speak sonny.It's obvious that some of you just love making mean spirited,snarky remarks.Even if they make no sense.Good luck on your road to maturity.(No,I'm not being snarky.I really want you to become mature).

>>9545

Vixen is so sexy.

Got more webms of her?

>>9570

>Why did you just happen to leave out the word "unproven"?

because whether something is proven or not is irrelevant to its existence or nonexistence in the first place.

>When you get to make love with a real living female one day (if that ever happens)...

snarky remark that is implying that I'm either still a virgin, NOT a homosexual male (since you previously implied that anal isn't a form of sex), or a heterosexual female.

>you'll find out what they like. She'll let you know. Suffice it to say she feels pleasure in her pussy.That's all you need to know.

not all women have a gspot. but for those who do there are special gspot vibrators out there that allow them to have better orgasms.

the test subjects with a gspot report that a gspot orgasm feels much nicer. so, if your girl has a gspot, and you want her

to have fantastic sex, then you should try and stimulate said gspot.

>There's a name for every gland and area I suppose.

its called science. its what allows you to not be cold in the winter, heals you when your ill, and allows you to make this very post.

>Who cares.

smart people care. people that don't take words like "soul", "god" or "afterlife" seriously and want to know how reality really works.

only people incapable of comprehending complex words and reality will try and ignore this. or people who dont want us to cut open corpses

in order to figure out human anatomy (like da vinci), because they are either worried it will displease their god, or they are worried that we figure

out what makes people sick so we can avoid the hand of god that deliberately infects children with ebola in africa.

if you are not interested in understanding the world, then thats fine. but then please don't disagree with people who actually do.

the very fact that you posted commercial porn seems to indicate exactly what your relationship with animals is.

oh and i dont wanna go ad hominem on your syntax... but you keep forgetting to add spaces after your sentences.

Just thought I should point that out in case you didnt pay attention in third grade.

>>9557

>Most dogs average 6 1/2 to 7"

You're full of it. I've seen 6" on a fucking dachshund. Even medium-sized dogs like labs or shepherds are usually over 9". And just because you can't tell when a dog is in pain from a video doesn't mean nobody else can.

>>9596

You have extremely flawed visual perception. A Dachshund stands 6 inches tall at the shoulder for miniature, and 9 inches for standard. And the only Dachshund video I've ever seen which is most likely the one from youtube where you seen it is not even 5 inches.

There are no labs over 9" and the shepherds over 9" are exceptionally rare and I have only ever seen one .

If you actually knew about dog sizes and didn't just look at a video and make stupid shit up off the top of your head you would know.

And you also lack the ability to read canine emotion as well. So quit while you're ahead, kid.

>>9618

>There's not a chance in hell that anybody 18 and younger is going to say "sauce" and "moar".

Lurk moar faggot.

>>9618

>I'm going to be limiting certain types of posts here on 8chan,lest I cause any "emotional trauma" on a young person. And any legal "trauma" to me,of course.

I'm going to be very kind. Do you even know where you're posting? This isn't your typical overmoderated zoo forum or IRC. This is a chan board that--sometimes unfortunately--inherits from chan culture.

Its strong suit is it comes with an attention to freedom of speech. 8chan focuses on freedom of speech (though sure boards can choose). You don't get it quite as good anywhere else.

So everything you just wrote is completely lost, and your posts indeed read like you just crawled out of the late 90s. But don't worry, you're not alone. You could be a poster boy for the isolationist mentality the whole online zoo "community"'s suffered from for decades, and a major reason it sucks balls to this day. (They have no exposure and they are always behind. It's amazing how people use the greatest information highway in history to do nothing more than shelter themselves)

>>9618

Go to the seniors' center and play some Bingo, you decrepit old fuck. You're probably a draft-dodger too.

>>9604

Hey look everyone! This guy here has seen the erection of absolutely every dog in the world. Amazing shit! He's practically the foremost world expert of the breed-standard of dog cocks!

He even watches youtube videos with 240p dog dicks where everyone definitely holds up rulers so you can see precisely how big everything is. That's the sign of a TRUE professional!

>>9604

BELL CURVES AND STANDARD DISTRIBUTION MOTHERFUCKER

>>9667

fuck, is 30 old now? we're gonna run out of room in the oldfag treeclub. time to cull the herd.

>>9667

>I have probably been fucking dogs since you were in kindergarten

I just... I just want to hold on to that statement. I want to love and cherish it. This is the kind of sentence I come here to read.

>>9760

fuck im so jealous right now. beaucerons are my favourite dog and the harlequin coat is bloody amazing.

nice pic as well.

>>9760

Wow, do you have any full pics of him?? I've never seen any zoo Beauce pictures before, I guess because they're not very common!

Bumping this thread.

Lets see some massive knots getting pulled out!

>>9760

>>9771

Damn, I've never heard of this breed before, but looking them up I think I'm in love now. They're so doglike... not huge, not tiny, not lanky, not stout, no retarded face, they just look like dogs are supposed to look like, to my mind. Especially the harlequins, they're super handsome without going over the top like some other pied colorations do.

9" cocks don't hurt their case, either...