No.971
I know it's taboo, but filth and animal ass turn me on. Post it.
No.973
Some pics a little too scatty for my elephant thread.
Though I saved them anyhow. I suppose if I ever want to get up close and personal with an elephant, I gotta get used to scat.
No.974
Should have read "I'm not into scat though I saved them anyhow."
No.975
I wish the last two had a video.
No.977
This is also my fetish. Shame any real content of it is extremely rare since the prime sources of it got hit.
No.978
>>977There's still
ftp://zoopoo:Group@fnwmedia.homeip.net but unfortunatly nothing with humans involved is allowed
No.979
Hnnng, you guys rock. Making this porn folder rebuild go easier, especially the elephant stuff!
It's a shame that ftp never allowed stuff between humans and animals. Bet there's lots of hot content out there. :(
No.980
>>978My problem with zoopoo is that they don't just disallow stuff with humans, they disallow anything the bitchy admin decides is "unnatural". This basically includes anything where the cameraman is less than 30 feet away from the animal so combined with the lack of real interface and quality control, finding good stuff there is hard.
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>>979I know I have one pic that's an extreme close-up of an elephant's sphincter (moreso than anything posted before) in the process of pooping, and the skin was stretched out all balloon-like.
Unfortunately, I can't seem to find it, which probably means I put it on a CD or DVD that became unreadable over the years.
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>>981If you find it, definitely post! It sounds amazing.
By the way, does diarrhea count as 'unnatural' to the zoo poo guy?
No.994
Looks like a certain late night sidekick is into horse sphincters:
https://twitter.com/AndyRichter/status/558057392202846211 No.1022
Videoszoofilia.org, search for "doberman". Three videos in total, all of them involve a guy cleaning shit out of a male dogs ass. Fair warning: he does fuck the dog with some large dildos and in one instance he gives the dog a piss enema. It's a bit extreme for some people but the dog never seems to be in any pain.
No.1028
>>1022What are the exact video names? Are they the dobermannarsch ones or whatever?
No.1031
>>980Moar shit eating!
Also, hope I'm not intruding OP here but is there anything to do with watersports? I only have one video of a girl swallowing dog piss and literally nothing else...any piss drinking?
No.1033
>>1031im not op, but this is my fetish. plz share.
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>>1031>>1033It's way too short and I'm not sure if it's the one but...
http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=3&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CC0QFjAC&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ooporn.com%2Fvideo%2F15109%2Fwantadogslut-drinks-dog-piss&ei=a5HCVNu7BMzOaNqHgsAD&usg=AFQjCNHoAUz-SJOc6o26le1TnKcHe_UTbA&sig2=XaePO4EjE6-LDQrpUegBmg&bvm=bv.84349003,d.d2sI can't check for you (long story) but I hope it's the one. The bitch is NASTY, rims dogs and everything. Then she had a meltdown or something...everything nuked. Ah well. Vid is short but sweet, she swallows every drop. If anyone has anything else, scat piss or otherwise please do post.
No.1037
>>1031How can you just mention having a video like that and not post it? Upload it plz
No.1039
>>1037...did my link not show up? I posted it.
Anyone get anything else? Please? Someone has to have a nukes zip of something.
No.1040
>>1039It did but I think you linked to the wrong video. There's no piss/rim/etc stuff at all in it, it's just a comparatively normal 10 minute AoZ vid of normal mounting
No.1042
>>1022there are like 2 pages of results. which vids?
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>>1028>>1042I'm pretty sure he's talking about the dobermannarsch stuff
No.1047
>>1045Any way to download that? I'm on mobile unfortunately.
Oh, did she do any scat ones?
No.1049
>>1047Glad it's the right one. No, unless you have Flashgot on a PC (firefox) then you can't.
Also, she did so some rimming but as I've said, 90% of it she nuked for whatever reason. There's that, generic mounting/sucking vids and that's all that is left...
All I got, anyone got anything else?
No.1051
>>1042>>1046>>1028Yep, talking about the dobermannarsch vids. Apparently there were once versions with sound. I'd kill for those if anyone has them. I've watched all three of them multiple times.
No.1072
>>1051If I recall, those were somewhat secret content from a BF contributor named Meg86. He was incredibly weird about distributing his scat stuff. It was likely in the forums VIP section, but fuck giving those guys a credit card number.
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>>1072What kind of sick fuck am I that I wanna buy a prepaid card just to see more of his stuff? god dam.
No.1109
>>1106We all jack off to scat in this thread. You are among friends.
No.1116
>>1106Do it and start dumping stuff from their hidden section.
No.1120
>>1106Do it, and fuckin post. If you do, god bless you god damn. Please do this.
No.1121
>>1106Do it, but collect as much as you can of everything in that section before you start posting. I don't know how they know, but they tend to be pretty quick on the ban when stuff starts getting posted elsewhere.
No.1127
Is he still here?
OP, make sure to Anonfiles it, torrents everything. If you do this, god damnnit I dunno but you sure won't be a faggot!
Updates? Checking every week or so.
No.1128
>>1127Card guy, not OP. Who is always a faggot.
No.1132
Anyone have any vidoes or pics of pulling the dog's sheath back while he's pissing? I only found one vid of this (which I'll share if anyone's interested)
No.1133
>>1132Sure, would love to see some beasty ws stuff
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>>1109>>1116>>1120>>1121>>1127Card guy here. I've never been on BF seriously before. I've just glanced around as it seemed like an awful place. I'm gonna make a new account and browse around. Really want to get the card though so when I do you'll be the first people to know. I'll try and not be a faggot guys. I'll fucking try.
No.1139
>>1138Godspeed you glorious faggot.
No.1148
Have you guys seen my video I made of my husky where I put a baseball in his ass, and a home made 'chastity belt' device to keep the ball from coming out. Didn't let him shit for 3 days, it was so wide and long when I finally took off the 'belt' and let him shit...I posted the video to the other site we're not allowed to mention here, but I can repost it for those who haven't seen :)
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No.1154
It somehow survived the purge and last I checked it was still around but very difficult to find. I vaguely remeber it having a title consisting of random numbers and/or letters, and there was a 55 in it (not that it would help much). The lady is in a trailer, and at begins the video with dog piss in a cup if I remember correctly. Also rumor has it that there are other videos of said lady floating around somewhere. Would love the link to the video and any other videos of this fine woman.
No.1155
>>1148oh please god do it. i beg of you
No.1156
>>1148Animal abuse like that gives us all a bad name.
No.1169
>>1148do eet
>>1154someone find this.
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ー(￣∀￣;)ξ
No.1190
Keep it bumped for BaseBall guy (Which I personally disagree with, but we do need more OC so post it) and Cardfag, who we should reward with something if he delivers. How though, and what?
No.1193
>>1190>>1182>>1169>>1156>>1155>>1153HAHA! I got your hopes up didn't I! Come on, why would I talk about a really hot video and then not post the link. You got tricked! You fell for it! Ahaha! Sneak Pete wins again!
(Srsly tho, it was just an idea in an RP I had. I wish it was real. I'd probably do it if I actually owned a dog.)
No.1195
>>1193Wow, you're really funny. Could you keep these kind of jokes in primary school please?
>>1137>3Do you have more?
No.1198
>>1193I'm glad it's not real. That shit would be fucked up.
No.1199
>>1195I do, but it's just vids of the dog pissing on the ground. I'd like to find more vids of the sheath being pulled back...
No.1217
this thread is kinda hot
any horse shit?
No.1256
Thread dying?
If so card guy make new thread if bought. You are not a faggot.
No.1262
>>1256He's still a faggot, but a glorious one.
No.1266
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAyz_tw2rFoFound this. Apparently Youtube is a treasure trove of this kind of stuff.
No.1307
Any new poop stuff about?
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No.1320
Why is it so hard to find shit-eating pics/vids? I'd love to see more like
>>980 No.1323
>>1316Your youtube-fu is better than mine.
I recall there being one Youtube channel where this guy would film cows having diarrhea, fondling their pussies, giving them (and bulls) enemas etc. He got nuked from there and only posts on Gaybeast/Barnlove now. Wish there were a way to rip those videos from there, but rtmp is a bitch.
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No.1421
bumping for more shit
No.1424
http://www.videoszoofilia.org/video/28741/walkingI'm going to grab all of this guy's videos from beastforum.
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No.1435
>>1425I love you so much.
No.1439
>>1425Motherfucker, god damn! I love you, marry me, have my babies etc
No.1548
bump
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>>1581
I can't read, that should be "Sweetmook", apparently.
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No.1602
>>1594Got any content you can provide? All I can find is one vid and a few short clips on ML
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>>1035>This video is not available for you!>You already watch 5 Videos, Need unlimited viewing?>You must register Our Free SEX Dating or Sex Cam Site No.1763
>>1720Is VideosZoofilia a safe site? Even just the name sounds pretty sketch tbh
No.1774
It's safe. A bit sketch, but safe.
No.1781
>>1763There are no safe sites. Use a VPN and have a good browser setup.
No.1787
>>1781Keep in mind that when I ask about "safe", I'm referring to viruses/etc, not legality, as zoo porn is legal in my country. Just the standard NoScript/Adblock/Ghostery trio + up to date good anti-virus and anti-spyware scanners, and I'm good, yeah?
No.1790
>>1787
>Using Ghostery>A plugin supported by the people it supposedly protects you from:^)
No.1791
>>1720That skunk one is hot as hell. Wish the little guy took that shit though.
No.1801
>>1790Literally who gives even the slightest shit?
This thread got awesome fast, I forgot about that horse piss video.
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No.1819
Does stuff like this exist with females involved?
Even comics or stories would suffice. But this gay stuff really ruins it for me.
No.1820
>>1803Oy vey goyim! Stay on dis site, nevah attract a white wife! Give in to dah degeneracy! E-he-he-he-he!
>>1802Fucking awesome, the one with the dog drinking human piss is good too.
No.1821
>>980WTF! Eating animal shit is pretty extreme but that's just predigested hay. As a kid, I liked the smell of fresh horse manure,reminded me of fresh cut hay(although I never had the desire to eat some). It takes all kind to make the world, so I don't judge. But it would take a strong stomach to do this with pig shit, that stuff stinks (& has more than a few pathogens).WTF am I doing in here anyway! I'll leave u people to your unusual er..um...tastes.
No.1833
>>1821god, I really want a pig to shit in my mouth now
is there any material of this
No.1850
>>1833I seriously cannot believe I'm saying this...but...hell I do too.
No.1876
>>1833Someone please post that kinda stuff. Especially if it's diarrhea.
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No.1927
Does heterosexual porn of this even exist?
No.1934
>>1927Pretending you're the man isn't gay.
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>>2031man, having a horse shit right in your face must be amazing
what I'd do to experience it
No.2042
Wish WMV, FLV and others were supported here.
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No.2045
Converted this to a webm for you op.
No.2064
Moar Gifs, please, my penis is very strong!
No.2087
>>2045Was this in the Lisbon zoo?
No.2173
Any more poops?
No.2237
The only horse diarrhea thing I've ever seen.
No.2242
>>2237
pic for ants, still nice tho
No.2249
>>2237
Oooh, where did you find that?
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>>2250
Need a Username and Password for that :/ Any links to where I might find them?
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No.2257
>>2255
username is zoopoo
password is group
No.2259
>>2257
With a capital G by the way.
No.2320
Anywhere we can find more good horse shit pics with humans actually involved?
No.2321
>>2320
I don't have a parasite fetish.
No.2323
>>2320
Double this, I would love to find some more.
No.2453
Is there any way to rip the scat stuff from Gaybeast?
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No.2456
>>2454
Does Flashgot do whatever weird super RTMP shit they use? I know it's not standard RTMP (tried using dumpers).
No.2457
Best I've been able to do is get file chunks from Chrome's cache.
No.2460
>>2456
Dunno, my only suggestion if it's yes is, maybe pirate fraps and record desktop?
As a last resort of course.
Give it a go, downsize it, yeah, megauploooaadd~
No.2461
>>2460
I mean, make it fullscreen then record (Seems obvious but just in case)
A bit of trimming and edits (no, not dubstep and lens flares) and you're on a roll. Go on, be a hero.
No.2497
God there's so much potential in this thread... I love scat, and we need more animal shit content.
Are there any good stories of zoo scat?
No.2525
https://www.gaybeast.com/user/show/susurs So, this guy I know does scat on the main site (first account was called sexsunitis, but he changed it when that got banned). I dunno if the videos have shit in them, but if someone with credits can figure out how to rip these or even get the chunks from cache using an app that'd be incredible.
No.2528
Thread is going nowhere. Come on guys, rip something.
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No.2595
God, i love the smell of horse shit, anyone with me?
No.2771
Anything fresh going around?
No.2776
I also love the Smell and the texture of horse shit :P By the way if anyone is interested to write about Horse scat fantasys feel free to text me at KiK: TheRyanBecker
No.2777
I found this one https://www.gaybeast.com/movie/3358/tesa_poo_in_pants i am so jealous, if i would be him i just wouldve sticked my whole face between her cheeks and let her drop the shitload right onto it
No.2780
>>2777
Barnlove has even more scat videos on it. Wish someone had a paid account to rip from these.
No.2782
I wish i could enjoy dogshit more, but the smell is just too potent, still sexy to see people enjoying it though.
No.2812
>>2782
Honestly the smell isn't that bad once you get used to it.
It's the taste that is way too strong.
No.2833
Could anyone rip this ?https://www.gaybeast.com/movie/72989/holstein_cow_dildo
Looks interesting and has "poo" in tags.
Or better, is there any other source of this guy videos ?
No.2842
>>2833
Funny enough, that guy used to upload his stuff to Youtube of all places. Needless to say it's ripped down now, and he exclusively posts to Barnlove/Gaybeast.
No.2862
>>1999
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
Please tell me you have more like the four shit-in-hand pics!
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>>2863
Oh hot god damn. I want a pet skunk so bad but everything I've read says you have to be extra careful and make sure you are super nice to them because they never forget any time they are hurt, which I am totally cool with but I never imagined getting sexual with one
No.2869
>>2862
There are quite a few in the
http://www.zoochan.org/zooboys/
scat thread.
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No.3068
Bump again. Anything fresh?
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No.3137
Anyone here like animal farts?
I like bringing my dog under the covers with me at night and having him give me dutch ovens all through the night. Such a great smell.
I could try to get a webm of him farting if there was interest in it.
No.3143
Does anyone have any download compilations of SweetMook/KinkyThai content? All I can find is low res crap on tube sites, and it's mostly the same two vids again and again.
No.3145
>>3137
ha. I've done that before. My dog is 130lbs and farts like a champ. It's great.
No.3149
>>3137
Get that anus in view, maybe even make him shit. OC is what this thread needs.
No.3152
>>3137
fuck you, I think you just gave me a new fetish
please do get a webm
No.3171
>>3137
Oh yeah. I love to lick and sniff my dog's ass. He's a big dog, so he has big smelly farts. :D
>>3145
You should burying you nose in his ass and breathing in on of your dog's farts. There's nothing like having your lungs full of doggie farts.
No.3178
>>3171
Delicious anus pix?
No.3184
>>3178
I'll see what I can do. Do you want one before or after I've cleaned his hole?
No.3185
>>3184
Both! The more scat the better though. <3
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No.3216
Ill post all my horses photos involving the anus and shit.
No.3217
>>3216
Not super into scat but i enjoyed these.
No.3218
>>3217
I have far to many mare asshole shots :D
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No.3356
needs more female dogs shitting in peoples mouths. BIG ones like kuvasz dogs. you talk about massive loads, well my kuvasz girl makes logs that would make baseballguy's idea look like rat turds had his stuff actually been real. I love to eat her huge candybars and drink her huge floods of piss too especially when shes in heat.
No.3357
>>3356
What do her candybars taste like?
Any chance you could post a pic of them? :3
No.3363
>>3356
>more
You say that like there is any at all ;_;
No.3366
So thread dead then? Noone is posting any pictures, noone is posting videos, that guy hasn't even replied and left us with 'I'll see what I can do' and never replied?
No piss no scat no nuthin.
No.3367
>>3356
...And this guy is posting a story, not pics. Censor your face or something. I doubt the story is real.
No.3370
all i have is my cellphone, but I'll try to get a vid with that.
they taste a little bit like potted meat, but bitter and earthy. probably has to do with the fact I feed her a lot of high meat content wet food and the dry food is low veg as well. I steer clear of feed with a lot of filler in it.
as I said, theyre huge, long, and firm. not 'hard' but firm enough you can hold it in your hand and it will keep its relatively straight shape.
I have fisted her asshole before too and I can try to get a pic of that also. only reason I dont fist her pussy is the hairs on your arm can make little cuts which could cause a nasty infection. she is the love of my life, and I cant bear the thought of anything happening to her. thats why I dont put anything in her huge pussy but my dick. I catch her pee in a cup and drink it though and I taught her to pee on me also.
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>>3370
We'd love seeing that
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>>3370
Yes please, especially of her shithole getting fisted! Can you get up to the wrist? Past it? How deep can you go?
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>>3370
OK, I apologise. If you get the vids posted, that is. Especially the pee in a cup thing.
>I cannot bear the thought...anything happening
That's good, sounds like you love her lots. Give her a (platonic) hug from me.
No.3387
I can get past my wrist, and about 1/3 of my forearm into her , sometimes a little more. technically I could probably force it and get elbow deep but I dont want to hurt her. 1/3 of the forearm is a pretty tight fit as it is.
and to anyone doubting my legitimacy I'm a long standing active member of beastforum since 2005.
.....
vid didnt turn out good this time, so trying again tonight. problem was trying to set the phone where it had a good angle. gonna put some velcro on the back of the phone and rig up a makeshift tripod later this evening.
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>>3387
A third of the forearm is still pretty good, and I'm sure with work and love you can train her to take it up to the elbow without (too much ;3) discomfort. And even if the vid isn't good, upload it anyways! More the merrier!
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>>3387
>>3396
I absolutely agree
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No.3491
I remember i saw on Motherless a japanese girl swimming in a tank of com poo. I have the links but I don't know if i can post them
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>>3491
Not sure what the rule on ML vids is either. Could just tell us what to search for on there if you're worried.
No.3508
Sure, just type "Cow shit". The vids are named "cow shit 2,3,4..." (vid number 1 don't exist apparently). There is also a gallery wich conytains the vids and pictures in high quality
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>>3508
Does it show the cows pooping or just manure?
No.3547
welp, you guys convinced me to try to drink my dog's piss.
...it wasn't nearly as bad tasting as I was expecting. REALLY bad aftertaste though, wow.
No.3548
>>3547
Its meant to be disgusting and humiliating, that's the point...
Looks like noone is posting anything, we get excited to see something new and noone posts SHIT (literally)
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>>>>3540
Just the girl swimming in the manure.
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>>3547
could try and change his diet. That might help.
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>>3594
These guys are intense. I've seen their stuff. Not for everyone.
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>>3594
Kinkythai is really extreme. It looks like a scat site, but they go too far. Girls are forced to eat horrible things (for those who remember "Fear Factor", it's the same thing) and there is definitely animal abuse on dogs to get the movie. I got all my infos just by looking at the first page of the site...
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>>3598
Kinkythai isn't worth the hassle if you're looking for animal scat.
It's certainly one of the first things you will come across, but it's mostly just women throwing up what they just ate to swallow it down again and rub on their bodies.
Repeat at infinitum and you got every video of them ever.
No.3602
Archive of horses pissing/shitting uploaded as a request.
https://www.mediafire.com/?bwnwhc3airbeq3d
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>>3601
Only good one they ever did was the cow one.
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>>3603
Yes, and even that one left quite some things to be desired and ended on a rather "meh" note
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>>3602
thank you... but mediafire does not work w/o js
would you be a good sprot and reup someplace else?
thx in advance
No.3650
I'm interesting in dog poop, but is there a way to play with it without getting sick?
I don't get to smell it often but when I do it's so great. :)
No.3652
>>3650
if the shit is fresh, you don't have any wounds, and the dog is healthy it's pretty safe.
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No.3857
This is all delicious. Thank you.
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No.4026
Cleaning out, getting ready for a good assfucking.
No.4088
Anyone have any good personal experiences? I'll share mine:
>Always have a thing for animal poop
>Started out as an interest in smelling the butts of my family's dogs, moved on into a big interest in their farts
>End up playing with their poop in the backyard every now and again
>Years later I move out and get two dogs of my own
>Sniff their farts and poop pretty much every day
>At this point I'm not even ashamed
The weirdest for me has been the few times I've played with horse manure. The piles are really big so it can be loads of fun. Plus the smell is one of the best.
No.4121
Searching pics and videos of dogs pooping and peeing at local kids playgrounds
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>>4121
>local kids playground
pedophile pls go
No.4222
>>4216
I can't stand watching videos of dogs with docked tails pooping. I can never unsee a man with a big nose puking up the poop.
And now, NEITHER WILL YOU!
No.4229
>>4222
I thought it was a capybara.
No.4296
Any pics/vids of chicks rimming horses? see plenty of dog rimming (MAD, etc), but never any of that
No.4314
>>4296
I recall a Mistress Beast video of that but unfortunately I lost it in a hard drive crash. Haven't been able to find it since.
No.4325
>>3370
Ok guys I'm back! Got the video for ya. My girl pooped out a brown python the girth of a cucumber. That's what ya get when you feed them real meat. Enjoy :)
https://www.dropbox.com/s/woecdcf3hcnk0mi/SD4523.mp4?dl=0
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>>4325
Load=Blown. That's the hottest thing I've ever seen. It just came coming and coming and coming... You're so lucky man. Also, love the big fart at the end!
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>>4325
I get an error message
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>>4325
Error 404 :(
Please upload it somewhere else.
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>>4328
>>4325
>>4341
Use mega.nz or something
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>>4326
>>4328
>>4341
>>4343
Fuuuuuuck please reeupload noooooo
I'm gonna miss it aren't I? Fuck fuck fuck fuck
No.4359
someone spammed this set on /b/ over and over to troll a communism thread. here you go
No.4360
>>4359
The last one looks like a giant sebaceous cyst bursting with puss
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>>4359
I'm not sure what gender that thing is.
>>4348
What did I miss?
>>4360
Wrong colour
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>>4369
He's a man.
Adam's apple never lie.
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>>4374
Or maybe the thyroid is swollen from you know eating shit
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>>4325
>>4326
So no one who already downloaded the file could reupload it somewhere else where it will last longer than 1 hour, please ?
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>>4378
It's also possible that someone saw our excitement over the initial announcement and posted a fake link to fuck with us.
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>>4325
>>4378
>>4380
I want to belieeeeve
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>>2044
mmm moar doggy diahhrea.
also is videoszoofilia down? The videos arent working anymore for some reason
No.4441
>>4380
Or some idiot from another board reported it to Dropbox. That's the most likely factor.
Please please please please PLEASE someone reupload it here or elsewhere!
No.4442
>>4438
Happens every few months, the videos just stop working for a week or two.
The updates itself have been slow though, so the site itself if probably dying.
No.4443
>>4359
That might be Dirty_Animal from MyBrownHanky.
No.4485
>>4325
>>4325
Please reupload!
No.4495
>>4485
Where the fuck are you?!?! Someone must have the file to drop into megaupload or something?
No.4498
>>4485
>>4495
>>4441
>>4413
>>4326
>>4325
A week later and still no response from the owner or anyone else who already downloaded the video. Maybe it really was a fake.
No.4500
>>4498
It's pretty common for zooscat makers to just up and disappear, actually.
No.4506
>>4500
Really? Why? If they were concerned with identity doxing/the law then they shouldn't tease us. Oh well...
No.4613
>>4325
bumping for hopeful reupload
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No.4923
>>4920
Hot! Any more like that?
No.4944
No.4945
Anyone have anything with bird shit?
No.5080
No.5097
Didn't know just by saying the word degenerate I could fucking devolve this thread into troll fodder. At least I posted content though. Yall still degenerates.
No.5098
>>5097
whoops wrong thread. Can't delete. oh well
No.5155
I love it,
Please more Horses or Pony's
No.5219
No.5220
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No.5223
Would love to see some cow/bull ass fisting videos.
No.5224
Do anyone have an own horse and can post some pooping pictures pls?
No.5227
>>5218
How do you even find most of this stuff ?
Do you just poke around the net a little using Google, hope for something to show up on Beastforum, accumulate material over image boards and threads over time or what ?
No.5231
>>5227
It's just people who spent too much time hoarding. If I didn't delete the shit I saved over the years I'd easily have 200GB by now and I'm not even a hardcore addict.
No.5235
>>4325
>>4325
Still wish someone saved this.
No.5236
>>5235
It was a fake link and the person that replied to it was the person that posted it. Look at the timestamps of people that replied after, it was deleted within 7 minutes after the first reply.
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No.5271
>>5268
More or less.
Just about everything worthwhile has already been posted which means the only thing left is OC or difficult to find material only few people have.
No.5276
meh i sure you hope it wont die i mean it can still be awesome... what does OC mean? new posts are always hot... after a while, old stuff gets boring...
No.5286
>>5276
Original content.
Pictures and videos users made themselves for the purpose of posting here.
I can understand few people are willing to do so (privacy concerns and all) but most of us aren't even looking for insanely exotic stuff I reckon. If I found pictures or a video of a guy jacking off with dogshit I'd already be pretty damn happy to be honest, which shouldn't be too difficult to do once you come to think about it.
No.5290
No.5305
thought you guys might like this
No.5309
>>5305
Theres a juicy vagina like right-fucking-there. I dont get it.
No.5310
No.5312
i mean there is a lil poo
No.5320
>>5309
Not everyone likes pussy, you egotistical moron.
No.5322
>>5320
im not even being egotistical, people can like what they want, I dont care. Im just saying I cannot wrap my head around what makes this sexy.
No.5323
>>5322
Nice to know.
More content, less bitching.
No.5326
>>5323
i bet you're fun at parties
No.5354
this place aint no battleground... stop fighting -_-
No.5357
>>5355
Mmm... more shitty big cow asses.
No.5359
So, just noticed BF nuked their dog pee/poo thread (well, not nuked but shuffled off to the secret paywalled board). Anyone grab sexsunitis' stuff from there?
No.5362
i had some from bf and also some from skyping with him but my harddrived died, sorry.
No.5380
>>5359
would be nice if someone with access dumped everything here from that hidden board.
but I think to be given access in the first place you have to suck a LOT of mod ass.
No.5393
>>5380
or just buy a premium membership
I remember some guy back on 7chan leaked some things from there
No.5397
>>5393
It's a shame 7chan'd /be/ doesn't exist anymore. That was literally the only reason I used it because lel 7chan.
No.5411
apparently /be/ was shut down cuz nobody wanted to moderate it.
No.5412
>>5411
Wasn't the material you were allowed to post heavily influenced by their shit-headed admin ?
I know they had a scat thread and such for a while but then the entire board got deleted because the admin was disgusted by it, reluctantly bringing it back after a few weeks but forbidding any form of scat, watersports, necro, anything that vaguely looked like it could have been non-consensual and generally just things he didn't approve of.
No.5416
Do anyone know other Animal scat sites?
No.5423
No.5498
are images of dog poop w/o the dog ok?
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No.5594
>>5588
Attach a file option ?
More cow pooping close ups please ?
No.5599
No.5642
>>5594
More pooping close-ups in general would be great, especially if threes alot of it.
No.5652
Does ANYONE have a horse? I want to see someone either have them shit in their hand, or pick up their shit from the ground and just play with it.
No.5653
for some reason all the good stuff is just pictures
No.5658
http://www82.zippyshare.com/v/kyJCZCvH/file.html
Two videos.
1. Chienne Mary picking up dogshit and playing with it
2. Girl sucking a turd for her master
Some more later.
No.5660
No.5671
This thread needs more cow/bull pooping close ups videos.
No.5672
>>5660
That's what we need.
But I gotta ask, do you have anything with guys ?
No.5675
No.5676
We. Need. Horse. Content. With. People. Involved
No.5677
Possibly some horse scat eating? A little shit in hand, maybe even smearing if you guys want. We need it all so we need to search the deep DEEP web
No.5678
Don't just post a video on someone filming an animal shitting, post one where they let the animal shit in their hand or they let it shit in their mouth
No.5683
http://jdforum.net/88591-shocking-disturbing-original-scat-videos-girls-play-shit.html
If someone can get cached stuff from their download links that would be great. I guess "Reliable data hosting" isn't so "reliable" at all.
No.5688
No.5690
>>5683
I could upload it somewhere. Will take some time though, only 50 KB/s upstream here
No.5696
I found this, this guy is pretty extreme though and will probably end up with some serous illness or infections though.
http://www.imagefap.com/profile/Manure-Lover
No.5705
>>5688
other two parts have wrong password errors.
No.5707
>>5705
seriously?
yfw you look at the extracted files, then look how lage all of them combined are, then realize that they are nearly 300MB... get it?
No.5708
No.5709
We need VIDEOS try to get more videos. it would be great if someone filmed themselves eating fresh horse shit. Weather its with a guy or a girl, idc just find a video of it!
No.5710
Horse shit really turns me on. Try to get more stuff like that
No.5711
Especially because it's slightly green, and the texture is great. Along with that fresh smell. It's a shame we don't have smell things on computers these days. We can't smell, or taste any of it. But still, we don't really need pictures as much as we need videos.
No.5715
I don't like that guy who did "Cow Shit Dreams". He always pisses in it first which Ruins it for me.
No.5716
Another reason why I don't like him is because there's music that is always playing and you can't hear the sound of the shit being torn apart or smeared.
No.5718
No.5854
Hey where is everyone? Nobody has posted for over 4 days
No.5855
>>5854
Do you really need daily updates about animals shitting?
No.5863
If you don't like shit why are you here?
No.5868
>>5863
Sightseeing. Exposure. Masochism. Exploring the wonders of the internet.
No.5955
No.5957
This is from the Guinness article on the world's largest horse:
>Big Jake is on a strictly healthy diet, consuming 1 1/2 bales of hay and 40 quarts of oats per day.
How large do you think the turds of the world's biggest horse are? As wide around as a person's head perhaps? And if you could catch his turds onto a kind of moving belt (instead of letting them fall to the ground) so that his turds formed one long unbroken cylinder, how long a turd do you think he could produce in 24 hours?
No.5969
>>5957
Looks like something off theoatmeal
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No.5990
>>5658
>>5660
>>5688
PLEASE reupload/mirror if possible!
No.5994
Got it. I'm Re-uploading a better verion now.
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No.6003
>>5998
>file blocked for violation
No.6021
Oh crap. I posted the wrong thing... xD I thought you guys were bumping for the horse scat and piss file to be re-uploaded but it was the other one......... Oh well, now you guys have a horse piss and shit download links as well as some up close shitting....
No.6030
The File doesn't work.
Can u please reupload?
No.6033
>>6021
make a mega of the horse one plz
No.6061
No.6062
Might take a bit but it's getting there
No.6063
>>6021
Just so you know, when uploading to mediafire, neither the filenames or the album or link name can contain any NSFW words, or it will be blocked automatically.
No.6064
I know, that's why I named it "Videos"
No.6065
But it's just now I'm seeing that "Filenames" is in that comment... but that sucks
No.6067
Ill upload it tomorrow I gotta get to bed.
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No.6450
Alright It Shouldn't Be Blocked Now. I Changed All The Names To Numbers http://www.mediafire.com/download/7zwkc8ohjuq7lom/Videos2.zip
No.6462
A mature rhino typically stands about 1.3 m (4 ft 3 in) high at the shoulder, has a length of 2.4–3.2 m (7 ft 10 in–10 ft 6 in) and weighs around 700 kg (1,500 lb), though the largest individuals have been known to weigh as much as 1,000 kilograms. Like the African species, it has two horns; the larger is the front (25–79 cm), with the smaller usually less than 10 cm long. Males have much larger horns than the females. Hair can range from dense (the densest hair in young calves) to sparse. The color of these rhinos is reddish brown. The body is short and has stubby legs. The lip is prehensile.
No.6479
>>6462
Is there a reason for the text?
No.6499
>>6479
To get invested in the lore
No.6671
http://dogpoopage.com/recipes/recipes.html
I would love if someone made a video of them making and trying one of these recipes.
No.6672
>>6671
what the fuck even is that website
incidentally, there was a guy on zoophilesforum that made tea with horse shit. apparently didn't even taste bad.
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No.6675
>>6672
>what the fuck even is that website
It's a joke website for kids.
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No.6818
and this. more contrived cows and horses. yay.
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No.6914
Does anybody have some personal stories regarding zoo scat? Like experiences with the stuff would be great. It would be especially good if it involved something that's hard to get that close to (like am elephant or something), but I'm not picky.
No.6915
some some content here is better than beastforums poo thread... keep up the good work
No.6917
>>6915
The most important thing is there's no stupid 300 second timer for every god damn file.
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No.6945
>>6914
First experience was with a dog for me. I was watching my friend's golden retriever for 2 weeks. The dog was cuddly and I had been interested in zoo stuff and scat for a while, so one thing led to another pretty easily.
I tried rimming him one day and he was receptive to it. After a minute he farted on me and I like it.
I ended up trying his poop a few days later. At first the taste was really bad, but it grew on me a bit as i tried it every minute or two. The next day I swallowed a piece.
Now I'm pretty good at it. I watch the dog for a few days a month at least, if not a week per month. I got to the point where I could swallow a full load of doggie poop.
It has a real earthy taste to it (definitely spicier than human poop though). Once you get used to it it tastes rather nice.
No.6946
>>6945
>>6914
>definitely spicier than human poop though
I'v never managed to get myself to do more than lick and roll it around in my mouth a bit.
But the spiciness is definitely the most standout part of the flavor to me
No.6955
>>6946
>I'v never managed to get myself to do more than lick and roll it around in my mouth a bit.
If you like it you should try to learn to swallow it. For me it became a lot more fun once I was consistently able to keep it down. Eating it straight from the source is really fun too.
No.6957
>>6955
Did he ever shit in your mouth while you ate his boycunt?
No.6958
>>6957
Oh yeah, many many times. I've tried the poop of a few animals but dog poop is certainly my favorite in terms of taste. Dog butt and dog poop are both nice.
No.6959
>>6958
what other animals have you tried?
No.6960
>>6959
I've tried the poop of 6 dog breeds (all larger breeds).
I've tried Horse poop a few times. The taste isn't really that hard to get used to at all, plus the quantity that you get is great. I've also tried a few other farm animals like cow and pig, but horse poop would be the best of the three.
I have a friend who is also a zoophile who happens to work at a zoo. Twice now he's been able to get me something quite exotic. From him I've tried both Elephant and Gorilla poop. Elephant poop is pretty grassy and almost not poopy if that makes sense. Gorilla poop was amazing. The taste was really strange but kinda good.
No.6963
>>6960
Can you describe the tastes of those in any detail?
No.6967
SO if I do this, say with a horse, what are the chances I give myself something so bad I puke for hours?
No.6975
>>6963
>Can you describe the tastes of those in any detail?
I'll try, but remember a lot of it depends on the individual animal:
Dog: Great smell, spicier and meatier than human poop. It gets a lot of minor flavours that depend on what the dog has been eating. Definitely my favourite; I could eat it daily.
Horse: Good consistency. It's rather solid and stays together well. You can bite into it like a big apple. I feel like if you mixed 2 parts dirt, with 1 part grass, and 1 part human poop you would get something similar to horse poop. I really liked it and enjoy it whenever I get the chance.
Cow: It was rather mushy. Has a lot more of that burning acrid taste. Wasn't a big fan.
Pig: Pretty similar to human poop. A bit more acrid (like cow poop) but not too bad. If you rim the pig while doing it the taste is actually alright. Pigs, from my experience, have pretty good tasting asses.
Elephant: Was like a giant wad of wet grass that had been mixed with poop at like a 5:1 ratio of grass to poop. The load was giant which was a lot of fun. Without all the grass it would've been more enjoyable but the taste was nice. Not really acrid at all, more of a plain soil taste to it. It would probably be the easiest for a new-comer to keep down.
Gorilla: Really close to human poop. Tasted like the poop of someone that ate mostly fruit and vegetables but with a tinge to it that made it seem different from human poop. The best way to explain it is like this: Human poop has a bit of a clay taste to it, while Gorilla poop has a bit of a fruity taste to it. It was really easy to gobble down. However you have to be a lot more on the careful side when it comes to Monkeys/Gorillas. They're really similar to humans so it's easy for viruses and whatnot to transfer over. I was able to do it since the Gorilla literally had a team of vets keeping it super healthy.
>>6967
Really depends on the horse. If you don't know the animal I would be cautious of it. I'd aim for one that had more solid poop as that's usually healthier. I've never gotten sick from eating poop even with eating from rather unknown dogs, but I'm rather diligent in keeping my immune system up.
No.6985
>>6975
Ever consider trying a carnivore, like a wolf, lion, or tiger?
No.6986
>>6975
>It gets a lot of minor flavours that depend on what the dog has been eating.
what's the best dog diet for taste?
No.7029
>>6975
Gosh, I would love to eat cow poop. You say it was acrid but I've heard it moreless covers the throat with a grassy taste. I wish i could get personal with a cow and its tailhole. Would love to be shat on by a cow.
No.7033
>>6985
Wolf I'd like to try. Lion or Tiger would be really hard to get. Currently I've got a friend who is on the lookout for some bear poop for me.
>>7029
>I wish i could get personal with a cow and its tailhole. Would love to be shat on by a cow.
I probably just got a bad batch taste-wise. I've only got to try it once at this point so maybe I'll give it another go. I was shat on by the cow, it was glorious; so much poop!
>>6986
>what's the best dog diet for taste?
I've found that giving a dog a diet that's entirely "human food" makes their poop taste 100x better. Imagine eating dog food, doesn't sound too tasty right? Well when you eat a dog's poop you are basically eating a processed version of whatever they ate. The better tasting the food you start with the better tasting the poop will be.
There's tons of guides out there for cooking for dogs, following any of those will probably get the poop tasting at least 20x better than it will taste with regular dog food. Personally I'm willing to spend a bit more to give a dog top notch cooking in order to get some top notch poop. Rice and vegetables are always important since they give you good bulk and helps your dog have less issues with pooping regularly. For fat I'll either use high fat ground beef or a fatty steak. Throw in some turkey and/or chicken and you have yourself a good start. From there it really depends on what the dog likes. Tinker around with it and find what works best.
With a diet like that the poop will be pretty delicious. I could eat a full load multiple times a day easily (And I've certainly done that). If you find you are having trouble with the taste you should really try giving your dog a good diet. It's really not that much more expensive than buying dog food from the store. I've found it to be even cheaper sometimes.
From personal experience I was able to eat all the poop two large dogs (who were on such a diet) produced over around a week and a half without any ill effects.
No.7036
>>7033
If you want to have the healthiest possible dog as well as experience "natural" dog shit (so basically wolf shit) give them a completely raw-meat diet. They don't need any vegetables or starches. No "cooking" involved, just butchering. Just make sure they have some bones with their meat in every meal, and they will stay solid; add in some occasional organs (whatever stuff you can get for cheap at your local butcher: liver, kidneys, lungs, tripe, etc is all good) for the other nutrients. Raw chicken parts are excellent, pork rib bones are good too; beef rib bones are too dense so they just chew on them and won't eat/digest them. Depending on your results with this, you can mix up a little bit of hamburger meat with a calcium supplement to also firm their stools; you can probably buy that at any pet store.
Of note: this will drastically decrease the amount of poop. If you want massive dog shits, keep feeding them all that fiber-filled kibble.
No.7037
>>7036
>this will drastically decrease the amount of poop. If you want massive dog shits, keep feeding them all that fiber-filled kibble.
See that's the big thing for me. I like massive amounts of dog poop. I'd much rather eat a big pile than eat a smaller pile that's closer to wolf poop. I like feeling kind of full after eating it, and I don't think I can achieve that with a diet that's entirely meat.
No.7038
>>7033
>without any ill effects.
was this the case initially?
the only time I've eaten, I ate a small chunk. I ended up with a strange overfullness feeling for the day and the next.
it concerned me enough that I haven't done it again since.
No.7059
>>7038
>was this the case initially?
No, it took a short while to get used to it. I had the same "overfullness" feeling when I first started. As long as the dog is healthy your body will quickly begin to grow accustomed to eating dog poop. After the first time swallowing some it took me around 5-6 more times before I was able to eat a full piece of poop without having an upset stomach after. After that it was another 5-6 more times before I was able to eat a full load of poop without feeling any effects after. All together I was able to eat a full load within three months of the first time I tried eating it.
I wouldn't be too concerned with an upset stomach after trying animal poop for the first time. If it was just a weird feeling then that's perfectly normal. Everyone has some trouble at first with getting used to it. Nowadays I just see it as food, and like I've said I've been able to have dog poop be the majority of my diet for over a week at a time and have had no health issues from it.
No.7067
>>7059
So have you ordered anything from PooSenders? If so, how real are their "products"? I've heard people say it's real and fake.
No.7069
>>7067
>So have you ordered anything from PooSenders? If so, how real are their "products"? I've heard people say it's real and fake.
I've never actually ordered from them. ~$40 for a gallon of Gorilla poop sounds awesome. I'd imagine that they're products are real. They're story is that they get it from a local farm + zoo, and that makes total sense with the relatively low price they charge. Most places are happy to get rid of animal poop.
I would order a gallon of Gorilla poop since the stuff is absolutely delicious, but I'm pretty sure that it wouldn't be safe to eat given the time it would take to ship.
No.7070
>>7033
Goddamn, I would love to see that, that is how I got into scat, a cow shat on my foot whilst I wore flipflops. Havent gotten another chance to feel cow shit since.
No.7073
It is illegal to send a bio-hazard through the post service and yes its a bio-hazard. From most account that have used the site say its basically clay with some straw put into it and a foul odor added/>>7069
No.7074
how do you handle the breath issue. i've only eaten my own poop, and all the next day i was so nervous that i'd be found out. i've tried whiskey, i've tried mints. no matter what, whenever i burp it smells like a chemical toilet
No.7075
>>7067
what >>7073 says
from their own website's FAQ
"Is it real poop?
Only the mad scientist that packs this stuff in the back room knows for sure and he wouldn't tell us, but we do know this, it really smells bad back there, he is mixing up shit, and he does visit the local dairy farm and zoo about twice a week. (We also don't want the delivery company to actually know what kind of shit they're delivering.) We can assure you that it looks nasty and really stinks. It will get the point across to your intended victim."
No.7082
>>7075
In other words: "No, it is not. But only people who give this sentence 3 seconds of thought will figure that out."
You can't send shit through snail mail. You can legally sue or even get someone arrested if someone sends anything potentially harmful (like shit) through mail.
Sorry guys, it's clay with bits of straw and sulpher added. Just invade a farm or something.
No.7159
I wanted to share this fantasy of mine, I'm curious to know what y'all think about it.
I often fantasize about training a dog to make me it's toilet. Not some little annoying dog like a chihuahua or a poodle, but something huge like a german shepherd or a great dane. I would feed it only the best food, probably made by me, so I can control it's diet, and feed it well. Then I would train it so when it needs to drop a log, it would come over to me, I would lay down with my mouth open as it squats over my toilet mouth and feed me it's shit. So it would get the finest of meals, while I would get all my meals solely from its ass. There would be no worry for accidents, as it could always come to me unless I'm out and busy. And if I would happen to be gone and it needs to go, it would go in a designated place (I would like for it to be the toilet, as having to eat a "meal" straight from the toilet would be so degrading), where I'd have access to it later.
So what do y'all think? Personally I feel it's a little far-fetched, but still maybe possible. Not that I could actually go through with it but still...
No.7188
What is the best way of getting use to the taste of dog shit? I've always tried it and I can't really handle it that much but I want to get use to it
No.7204
>>7074
>how do you handle the breath issue
For me I just try to drink a lot of water and eat a lot of fruits and vegetables in addition to the dog poop. I also brush my teeth and use mouthwash around 4x a day. I've never really had issues with my breath as long as I keep on top of my mouth hygene. Also no one is going to assume you are eating poop if your burps smell like it.
>>7159
>So what do y'all think?
It'd be pretty easy to train a dog to do that. I served as a toilet for my friend's two dogs a good number of times for around a week or two each time. By the end of the first day with them they know who their toilet is and when they need to go they just come over to you and back their butt up into you until you lay down and receive their poop.
I'm not too sure about them using the toilet when you aren't there though, since I've never seen anyone do that. I think it'd be possible though with enough practice, although you'd need to find a way to make it comfortable for the dog to poop in the toilet.
>>7188
>What is the best way of getting use to the taste of dog shit?
Just take it one bit at a time. You don't need to be able to eat it the first try. It's all about small increments.
Start with getting 100% used to the smell and get used to holding it. Get a small log of dog poop and breath in the smell for maybe 30 seconds at a time. Do that a few times until you are totally used to the smell.
Next you just want to give it little licks. Don't just take any dog poop; try to find some that you like the smell of. Give it just enough of a lick where you get the taste but not enough where you have too much poop on your tongue. This will help you get adjusted to both having dog poop in your mouth and dealing with the taste of it.
From there you just work your way up to bigger licks and eventually putting small pieces in your mouth. Try to aim for a small piece that you can just hold on your tongue. Practice holding that small piece in your mouth for maybe 5 seconds at a time. Do that a couple of times and eventually you won't really be gagging from it anymore.
At this point you'll be ready for chewing. Again, start with a small piece. Like before just pop it in your mouth but this time just give it a slight chew. Nothing big, just a single chew to break it up a bit. I find the taste on the inside when you chew it is a bit different so you need to get used to that as well as the outside taste. Eventually you'll be able to enjoy the taste totally.
Now you are probably ready to start actually eating dog poop. Bite off a small piece that you think will taste the best and give it a little chew. If you aren't gagging and are fine with the taste then you can just swallow it. A bit of water to help with the swallowing is sometimes required in the early stages.
From there you just move up to eating more and more each time until you can eat an entire load. Nowadays I can eat an entire load no problem. I've grown to enjoy the taste to the point where I actually get hungry for dog poop sometimes. It's hard to get past the taste at first, but when you do you can really appreciate it.
No.7206
>>7204
>By the end of the first day with them they know who their toilet
so how do you get them to shit in your mouth in the first place?
No.7216
>>7159
This sounds hot, probably not something I could do either though
No.7220
I've gotten my dog to shit in my hand multiple times. I used to never really know how too, but I figured it out.
1. Work two fingers inside of your dogs rectum
2. Turn your two fingers into a pear of tweasers and open your dogs rectum by widening your fingers apart from each other (You know)
3. Keep your dogs hole open untill he/she starts squatting and he/she will start pushing it out. Make sure they have a good load in there.
Now if it's a dog that won't let you fondle with it's parts or anything, grab it's loads right after they come out in the yard, but do it as soon as possible. Otherwise bugs might get in it and you might end up swallowing a bug. My best suggestion is the first way. I've managed to get full turds from my dog, fresh, and grass free.
No.7221
No.7222
>>7220
>eating dog shit
>worried about swallowing a bug
I don't kinkshame, but I just find this quite comical.
No.7224
>>7204
But surely, this is haram? is it not?
No.7228
No.7230
>>7228
no, fuck you, this talk is interesting.
at least post some yourself
No.7240
>>7206
>so how do you get them to shit in your mouth in the first place?
There are various methods of training a dog to use a human as their toilet. The easiest method (figured out by my friend) is this:
Starting from a young age is always important, but not an impossible to overcome obstacle. A young dog that's been housebroken but hasn't ever been overly punished for pooping will be the easiest to train. You can work with an older dog, but it will just take a longer time to get it to poop on you. Always remember to let the dog set the pace of things. If he/she really doesn't want to do it, you can't force them too, as that will just make sure that it never happens. A well loved dog is the easiest type of dog to work with. I think people who have a more loving sexual relationship with their animals will have a vastly easier time at this.
Get the dog used to receiving a lot of contact while they are pooping. Pet them, talk to them, cuddle them while they drop logs. Always give them lots of praise for pooping and reward them for pooping close to you. Once they start naturally coming close to you when they are pooping you are ready to move on. One thing to note is that you should always praise your dog for farting, as this will be a large help later on. When they pass gas you should be ready to cuddle them and give them lots of praise for it. You never want them to be at all nervous about their butt when it comes to you.
The next step is two fold. First you need to get the dog used to you playing with its poop. Catch the poop as it falls out and let them see you holding it. If you are capable of eating it, then now would be a good time to show them that you eat their poop. This will teach them that you being in contact with their poop is totally normal and that you eating their poop is just an everyday thing.
The second part to this step is the most important of them all. You need to get the dog used to being rimmed. Get them used to you being around their butt by petting them with one hand while gently petting the area near their anus with the other hand. If they are receptive you'll then need to start sniffing their butt. Get in their deep. You'll need to get really used to the smell of doggy butt. If they fart while you are doing this then that's a good sign, as it means they are keeping their butt relaxed when you are near it. Give their anus a few licks and if they aren't against it all then you can keep on doing it. The dog may want to roll on it's side and bend over so it can see what you are doing, this is normal and fine. I've tasted a good number of butts over the years and dog butt is easily the best tasting. If they fart in your mouth then they are pretty much ready to use you as a toilet, give them maximum amounts of praise.
Eventually the dog will always be really relaxed when they are getting rimmed. You should get them used to being rimmed while in a 69-esque position with you on your back and them on top of you. Make sure they are well-fed with their normal diet on the days where you want to first try having them use you as a toilet. Go to a place where they are comfortable pooping. If you want them to use you as a toilet indoors you'll need to get them used to pooping indoors. Once you are at the spot they are comfortable pooping you are ready for the final step.
Finally, you are ready to train your dog to use you as a toilet. Go through your regular routine of getting under them for rimming and just keep at it. They already are naturally inclined to be as close to you as possible when pooping so they should remain close if they need to go. If they move off of you and start pooping right next to you just try to catch what you can in your mouth. Make sure they see you eating their poop, when they finish pooping and you finish eating make sure to lick their butt as clean as you can afterwords. Give them tons of praise and keep on doing it regularly. After a couple times doing this they'll come to when they need to poop and when you lie down they just squat over your face.
If you have any questions just let me know.
No.7241
>>7240
What's a good way to keep them from getting kinky while you're walking them or have other people around?
No.7242
>>7241
>What's a good way to keep them from getting kinky while you're walking them or have other people around?
For my friends dogs he just doesn't really give a fuck. The dogs never really leave his land and the only visitors are Zoos, so it doesn't matter if they get kinky. Personally I live in the city so for my dog I'm a big fan of using two simple methods: good training and lying.
My dog breeds me daily and I eat his poop pretty much daily as well. However no one in my day-to-day life knows this since I know how to keep things covered up.
For training the trick is to give your dog a good set of boundaries. If these boundaries are well defined he/she won't cross them. For example, at home when we're alone and I'm nude he knows he can ask to breed me whenever he wants, he just has to come up and give my ass a few licks and I'll assume the position for him. When people are over and I'm dressed he knows that breeding won't happen. Me being nude vs dressed is the biggest boundary for him. He knows that kinky stuff only happens when I'm nude. If for some reason we haven't bred in days and he's all pent up he might try licking the seat of my pants while whining, but that's pretty rare. If someone ever saw that they'd just think it's the standard move of a dog putting it's nose in someone's crotch.
If he ever tried to mount me while people were over (which has never happened) I'd just say that he tries to hump things sometimes. If you don't act like you have sex with your dog people will not assume it.
For the poop it's really simple. We keep it in the yard or the garage. He knows he can poop in my mouth, but he hasn't been trained enough where he goes for that by default. He usually just comes over and will shuffle around for maybe 10 seconds before pooping right in front of me. The shuffling gives me time to get down if I want to be a doggie toilet or just put my hand underneath to catch it. If people are over they just think it's funny that my dog always poops right next to me.
No.7290
Your need to get a video of this. Name it, "Human Dog Toilet" or something.
No.7293
>>7290
I second this. We need more videos of people eating dog shit (or horse shit).
Also is it me, or are there not any gay zoo scat videos?
No.7297
>>7293
there's essentially no scat videos at all.
No.7299
Really enjoyed reading the dog poop and fuck-story. I am not owning a dog, but maybe in near future we will be having one. I had the same thoughts about boundaries as you mentioned. I thought about me naked and perhaps in one special room.
I am in to animal scat, too, and unfortunately, elitezoo is down, i loved the raunchy section there. BF is somehow paranoid about scat and watersport, or want to make money of it.
I have much experience with cow scat, how is doog poop compared to that? Is it as hard as getting man scat into mouth or is it easier?
No.7300
>>7299
In BF's case, it's the latter. They claim scat's a no-no but if you pay up they have a section exclusively for scatplay. It's just more of BF stealing content, really, because they ban people for posting it outside of the secret VIP board.
No.7301
>>7299
I would love to see video or hear some stories. As i said previously, cow shit is what really really gets me hard.
No.7319
There are very few animal-scat-vides on the scene, the market seems to be poor, so "Sweetmook" is not producing animalscat videos anymore. There are two videos of Sweetmook with cowscat, these are Lord of the Dung 2 and 3. For me, part three is interesting from beginning to the cowshit scene, part two is interesing in the third quarter when cow is licked and shits.
You can find many vids of shitting cows (without humans eating) on the web, for horseshit, the name "tesaboy" is a thing.
If you want to inform yourself about dung or shit pleasures, look for a pdf with a name like "horse shit pleasures" or "horse dung pleasures". It has a big part about cowshit, too.
I have written many storys about cowshit on Elitezoo, they are all gone. BBut we have found a way to write stories on BF, we write in german language in the Thread https://www.beastforum.com/showtopic-217976.html , thats the german contace-forum. I have written many cowshit and some dogshit-stories there.
No.7320
> Just take it one bit at a time. You don't need to be able to eat it the first try. It's all about small increments.
I don't have a way to get to dog poop, so my question ist, to get used to dog poop, can the training be made with my own human poop? Smell on it for some times, lick on it for some time, eat bits, eat much? Am i a good dogshit-eater when i can eat human poop?
No.7383
I apsolutely love horse scat and cow scat. but upon reading BF's forum rules, they make no sense, and we should try to avoid it. One of their rules, states that scat is not allowed. And it's illegal to post rules that aren't true. So if they really have a scat forum, It's pretty illegal to have it their if they have the rule stating that it isn't allowed. Let alone make money off of it.
No.7384
If anyone have horsescat stuff or an own horse please let me know and we can contact us with skype or something.
No.7385
I have a skype, so that might be a good idea.
No.7386
If anyone, and I mean, ANYONE has a horse here, please either contact us on skype, or make a vid with your messing with the horse's asshole, and possibly messing with the shit too
No.7387
By the way, does it matter what age we are if we are commenting on this? like say a 13 or 14 year old commenting?
No.7391
>>7383 thru >>7387
You might not be FBI, but you're a kid and that's worse.
No.7392
>>7387
what do you mean by "commenting"?
No.7401
I have a video that I hate having to keep to myself. I recorded it on my cell phone though, and I heard there's some information in those video files that can identify what and where it was recorded from. If someone can tell me a quick and easy way to remove that info, I'll upload the video here. Until then, the next best thing is to describe the video to everyone.
First, I fisted a gelding a bit to clean him out. I got most of it, but left some at the back to save time. Then, I turned on my phone camera and stuck it in to look around inside. It took a few tries, since the off button kept getting pressed, but eventually I got I think 27 seconds. With the circumstances, I can't take too much time messing with the horses, so I just had to accept it like that.
First thing you see in the vieo is the camera slowly sliding into the horse's anus. Eventually, it drops in and you can get a blurry view of the pink walls. Somehow, it turned around and you can see the roof of the colon, then a brief bit of my thumb reaching in to grab it. I try to point it towards the back, but you can really only see the walls until I push it further in. You can see the very back and the little bit of shit blocking closing off the way into the next chamber. I think I accidentally pressed the off button while trying to turn the phone around and show my arm coming in because the video ends there.
If I figure out this privacy thing, I might be able to make a whole series and maybe even take requests. It'll mostly be with that one horse, but I can probably do some minor stuff with some others, including mares.
No.7402
Might as well dump some GIF's of horses dumping.
No.7409
http://ftp://ZooPee:Group@fnwmedia.homeip.net/Horses/
Does anyone know how to access this, or if it has been moved to a different web address? I'd love to see all the pics/vids on it. I know it was public before, as I was able to view the "The Pleasures of Horse Dung" PDF on it.
No.7410
>>7401
There exist programs online to remove meta-data from files. You can also do it with windows, iirc, by selecting on the file's properties somewhere.
On a side note, that video of yours sounds fucking hot. On the note of the power button, maybe you can try putting tape or something over it.
What kind of stuff does your horse's ass fit? How wide can it stretch or gape? Ever packed things into him to see how many he could fit? Ever mess around with his dick? His pisshole? :D
No.7411
My Skype name is blackshett with the horse profilpicture.
You can enter the ftp with the username ZooPoo and password group
Its case sensitive!
No.7413
>>7401
SOMEONE HELP THIS GUY GET RID OF THAT EXIF DATA HOLY SHIT
No.7414
>>7413
Copy the file from the phone's SD card via a USB card reader or a USB data cable for the phone.
Copy to PC. Once done, unplug phone and set it aside. Right click the file you just copied, select Properties. Click the Details tab, then look at the very bottom of the window and click "Remove Properties and Personal Information. Leave the default selection at "create a copy with all possible properties removed" and then click OK. Done.
You do not need extra programs, they only exist to make money and make people pay for stuff that's otherwise free. And spread viruses.
No.7417
>>7410
I Pray gelding butt anon hasnt died of orgasm-induced heart failure and seccond this. It sounds dream like to see what stuff this guy has. That and gelding butts are cute.
No.7442
>>7417
this this this
gelding buttcam is /zoo/ holy grail. please post.
No.7443
>>7411
Mind if I add you? I can't see any horse profile pics on Skype; it just shows the default icon.
No.7461
>>7443
Are there more Blackshett's?
Or tell me your name
No.7467
>>7401
>recorded it on my cell phone though
>a blurry view
>I got I think 27 seconds
Please don't bother uploading. We're interested in high quality content, not seconds-long blurry 'potato' videos. It's for the better anyway. You should know there is no way to completely remove the EXIF data from a video file: this data is encoded into the datastream of the media itself, especially the fileheader. Anyone saying otherwise is just trying to get you to compromise your anonymity. It's not worth the risk. Stay safe anon.
No.7469
>>6975
How does your friend even bring elephant shit home from the zoo? Surely there must be cameras all around. Have you had any other kinds of animal crap?
To everyone: Has anyone else here been able to get a hold of pachyderm shit?
No.7470
people like >>7467 being OC snobs pls go
No.7471
>>7467
I'm kind of on your side here.
New OC is good, but that video sounds terrible. I don't get how people can be excited for that, you wouldn't be able to see a damn thing.
No.7482
>>7469
I doubt there are cameras in the place where they put/keep the shit. For all you know, he could be the guy that fills buckets of elephant shit and then trucks it to wherever it's disposed of. If one bucket went missing, nobody would notice.
No.7493
>>7469
>How does your friend even bring elephant shit home from the zoo?
He works there. According to him it's not really something he has to keep secret. If they found him loading bucket loads of elephant poop into his trunk they wouldn't really mind. He says that he'd just have to say that he is using it as fertilizer and they'd just accept it. They need to get rid of the poop somehow so I don't think they'd mind if they didn't have to pay to get rid of it.
I've had the poop of other animals, yeah. Gorilla is a personal favourite.
No.7557
>>7471
>>7467
You don't have to worry about the quality. There's no fog or pixellation at all. The "blurry view" part referred to about two seconds where the lens is in direct contact with the skin. Everything else is as clear as it needs to be and you can make out everything perfectly fine.
The time is a take-it-or-leave-it situation. As I said, I can't take the risk of spending all day trying to get the perfect video. So I just had to be happy with how it turned out.
The one thing I do agree with is safety. The fact that I didn't even know what EXIF data was until now should be a sign that I shouldn't have even mentioned anything. That's the reason I haven't uploaded it yet. I'm looking for every possible way to make the video safe.
No.7558
>>7557
The previously mentioned way of removing metadata through windows is all you need, at least for safety regarding the data in the file. And don't listen to the haters, even if it's of poor quality (though it sounds like it isn't) I'd love to see it, since it's unique!
No.7583
>>7557
Please yes, put it on a mega and show us, this is horseshit gold
No.7602
guys do you have a site where i can upload videos anonym. filmed me in cow poo, several times.
No.7604
No.7607
You non-dog owners act like it's so hard to get fresh warm dog shit. It isn't. Here's how I do it:
1) Buy a reflective orange vest. You can get them for like $10 at any hardware store. Also get a bucket.
2) Go to a dog park.
3) Find people walking dogs that you like, and if they're holding bags of dog shit just ask them "hi folks, I can take that bag of poop from you if you want"
4) 95% of the time they'll gladly give it to you. They'll think you're working for the park because of the vest and bucket.
5) Throw the bag of shit in your bucket and repeat until your buckets full.
No.7617
>>7602
Yeah, dropbox is quite anon and easy to use. Id love to see it, i'm almost cumming at the thought that you've been covered in it!
No.7624
> guys do you have a site where i can upload videos anonym. filmed me in cow poo, several times.
I really love cowpoo, too, had videos of it, but did not find a way to upload them. Today i would use a site like http://www.videoszoofilia.org/ to upload your vids, and use some good software to anonymise face and so. I used the 3D-software blender to edit videos and delete face-info.
No.7727
Any update on those videos?
No.7865
>>7859
Whoa, you have the video that the 3rd and 4th pics are from?
No.7890
>>7865
I hope he does, because thats fucking amazing.
No.7983
No.8055
No.8067
>>8055
That's what I'd love to do, but instead of taking the shit off my dick, I'd smear it all over! If only it were messier and had better lighting.
No.8075
I have found the handbook for the horse and cowshit lover and made an pdf from it. As the last poster, i am very in to cowshit, its so fine to put your face into a newly shitten cowpad. Have fun reading.
No.8076
It is very hard to find images of people really enjoying animal shit. There are only annoying porns about thai girls beeing abused with animal scat, but allmost nothing that shows men or women really enjoying it.
No.8164
I'm surprised the lack of hippo
No.8199
Hereford cattle bull in south Staffordshire
No.8241
>>8075
You wouldn't happen to have the 2nd edition would you? It's expanded, illustrated (real pics, not drawings), and contain a section on elephants.
No.8284
So I'm a huge fan of dog scat. The smell, the taste, the feeling of having a mass of doggie poop in your stomach, I love everything about it. Recently I've started doing something that is really fun way to enjoy dog poop.
Now you don't have to use dog poop, you can pick any animal you want as long as you know the poop is safe to play with.
You'll need a pair of plastic pants and a diaper, as well as a good amount of your animal poop of choice. Before putting on the diaper fill it with about half of the poop. Put on the diaper, and put the plastic pants on over them. The plastic pants will allow you to wear the diaper for hours without your house reeking of poop for days on end. With the diaper and plastic pants you have your genitals and your ass covered in the poop and you can squish it around and sit in it.
If you have any poop remaining you can take this chance to eat as much of it as you can. Once you are full and you are sure the plastic pants are holding in the smell you can then go brush your teeth and get the taste out of your mouth before getting dressed.
Once you are dressed you should just go do something relatively mundane and normal, like watching TV or something. There will come a point where you forgot about everything and something reminds you of your present state. Either a poop flavoured burp or something causing the poop in your diaper to shift around will remind you that under your clothes you have a belly full of poop and a diaper full of it too. It's a great feeling knowing that no one would have any idea of what you had done or about the diaper since the smell is totally contained and no one (in my experience) can ever tell that you've eaten poop. And if you end up adding your own poop to the diaper it really is just processed animal poop.
Alternatively (and if you are 100% sure the poop is safe) you can put the animal poop into your butt somehow and then get diapered and dressed. That way you can enjoy the feeling of having it in your ass and your stomach at the same time.
No.8303
>>8300
>>8241 here, thank you so much. You are the best.
No.8429
Bit of a specific inquiry, but anyone here ever had the good fortune to be buttfucking a cow when said cow pushed out a load of manure? Cow poo in particular always seems to be so soft, I've always wondered what it'd feel like to have that warm mush pushed out around one's malehood, assuming it did flow around it instead of just pushing you out..
No.8437
>8429
Thats a fantasy of mine. I wanna see a good quality video of someone fucking a cow and when it shits. Smearing the fresh load all over themselves.
No.8438
Has anyone ever done anything with cat shit?
Or hell, even found any decent pictures/videos of them shitting?
No.8444
>>8437
Makes one wonder, if you could get some alone time with a cow, what'd be the chance of getting lucky enough for her to push a load out while you were hilted... Might it just be a matter of waiting, or might she react otherwise to the penetration?
No.8478
No.8487
>>8478
Ive seen both. Sadly, I have mostly seen what the internet has to offer in messy fresh cow shit.
The first video I personally have saved, its quite messy albeit the camera angle is poor and he doesn't smear the shit (visibly). But it seems he did what he could with sneaking into a dark barn to record scatplay.
The second one is not nearly messy enough. Would love to see him pull out, have a whole cow pie land on his dick, and smear it all over his body. Instead there's just a few patches on his cock.
No.8499
i pack my ass with dog shit and suck k9 turds for nourishment from the superior species....definitely hott
skype: billsonfire
No.8526
>>8499
Tell us more, sounds hot...
No.8545
>>8478
That first video after 0:29, when it just starts slushing out past the penetration; imagine if that was one's rock-hard erection instead of one's arm. Imagine what that'd feel like... I can't speak for anyone else but I'd probably get off then and there.
No.8662
iam edditing the video for the past weeks, dont have much time and its around 1 hour which i have to edit to cover my face, so stay calm, i will upload it on dropbox and share the link here.
No.8690
>>8662
Can't wait to see it. :3
No.8716
No.8717
>>8716
I gotta admit that's somewhat clever.
No.8801
My grandson uploaded this to his Tumbler and said I should share it with you guys.
No.8826
No.8827
Hey does age matter on this forum? Like if a 13 year old came on and started talking in the conversation would that be okay as long as they don't show themselves? Just wondering.
No.8829
>>8801
>>8827
Hmm, I wonder if these two are connected somehow. Or if they're connected to >>7387 at all? Any way you slice it, it doesn't seem good.
But enough talk, have some rare scat.
No.8833
>>8827
global mods don't give a fuck in that case.
not sure about the board mod
No.8835
>>8827
Nobody cares as long as you don't mention it
No.8840
We need more videos... this thread is kinda slowing down. In the summer it might be faster though.
No.8841
By the way what animal is that? on >>8829
No.8842
No.8847
do anyone have more Horse stuff?
No.8851
i have 3 videos i wanna upload but dunno how.
No.8853
>>8851
Put em on Dropbox and link them to us. That or make a Mega download. If you have trouble with that, as a last resort, try Mediafire.
No.8859
Hey guys, me again (I'm the guy who earlier in this thread posted a bunch of advice on how to get used to eating dog poop).
In the past I've had periods where I've eaten all the poop one or two dogs put out for maybe a week or so, but currently I'm on day 20 of my current streak. I'd say it definitely gets a lot easier as time goes on. As long as you supplement it with actual food I think there isn't really a limit to how much dog poop a person can eat. I've been eating all of my dog's "output" since new year's and it seems like I'm good to keep on going indefinitely.
If anyone has any questions about how to get used to eating animal poop, feel free to ask. I'm pretty well experienced with multiple different animals.
No.8860
>>8859
Why?
What makes it that hot to you, for you to go that far?
No.8861
No.8862
>>8860
>Why? What makes it that hot to you, for you to go that far?
Well I've always been really into it. It's always been my biggest fetish by a huge amount. I got to a point where I could eat large amounts of it without getting sick, so I would always just eat the whole pile of poop. It just progressed to the point where I'd eat every ounce of poop that came out of the dogs that were "feeding" me.
Am I taking it to an extreme? Yeah, I wouldn't argue that. But to me it's just one of the most fun things I can do, and it never gets boring, so I do it a lot.
No.8864
this deer, my friends i like its doings
No.8865
>>8862
But what about it is hot?
Is it really just simply the abstract idea of eating shit that gets you off?
No.8866
>>8859
damn, you're living the life.
the only time I ever tried it I ended up going to the hospital.
No.8867
>>8865
>But what about it is hot?
>Is it really just simply the abstract idea of eating shit that gets you off?
I just love being really submissive to large male dogs. Eating their poop is like the ultimate submissive act in my mind, I guess.
>>8866
>damn, you're living the life.
>the only time I ever tried it I ended up going to the hospital.
That's why I've always been really careful with what dogs I eat from. I always do everything I can to make sure I'm eating from a dog that's as healthy as possible. Also, it's best to make sure you eat it as fresh as possible to minimize the time for bacterial growth. Plus, if you eat directly from the source you'll negate the risk of the poop picking stuff up from the grass.
No.8869
>>8867
yeah, I also took every possible precaution.
I guess I just got really unlucky
No.8870
>>8859
I'm curious, does the fact that you're eating such large amounts of what is to the dog undigestible waste matter greatly increase the volume of your own poop? Wondering this because I know dogs don't really digest plant filler like what makes up a lot of the bulk of most kibble (it just goes right through them), but a human digestive system CAN, especially because it's already been partially broken down.
Because of this, it would actually be better for you if you were feeding your dogs crappy dog food. If you fed them the best you could (which would be a 100% raw meat diet), their poop would have virtually no remaining nutritional value.
No.8871
>>8866
Are you that guy from /furry/ ?
No.8877
>>8859
>>8859
Your guides and advice on dog poop was really interesting. I've only rimmed dogs before but it's definitely something I want to try.
Your 20 day streak achievement is awesome. Do you think you can make it a full month?
Also, have you ever eaten your poop after eating dog poop?
No.8878
No.8881
>>8869
>yeah, I also took every possible precaution.
>I guess I just got really unlucky
It's always possible you just ate more than your system was ready for and you ended up having a severe adverse reaction. It took a lot of practice for me to be able to eat the amounts that I do.
>>8870
>does the fact that you're eating such large amounts of what is to the dog undigestible waste matter greatly increase the volume of your own poop?
It definitely does.
>it would actually be better for you if you were feeding your dogs crappy dog food. If you fed them the best you could (which would be a 100% raw meat diet), their poop would have virtually no remaining nutritional value.
I personally prefer a diet that isn't 100% meat. An all meat diet leads to denser, and smaller piles of poop, whereas a diet consisting of other things in addition to the meat will lead to a lot of "bulk" in the poop which makes the piles a lot bigger, which I prefer. However, I make the food for my dog myself. The taste of the poop is better by a massive margin when you feed him quality ingredients.
No.8882
>>8871
>Are you that guy from /furry/ ?
Yeah, I also posted on /furry/ yesterday.
>>8877
>Your guides and advice on dog poop was really interesting. I've only rimmed dogs before but it's definitely something I want to try
Thanks! I'm glad to hear that someone enjoys them.
>Your 20 day streak achievement is awesome. Do you think you can make it a full month?
I'm 100% sure I can make it a full month. If I'm still feeling this good by February I might try for 2 months.
>Also, have you ever eaten your poop after eating dog poop?
Yep. I've noticed that when I eat large amounts of dog poop my system doesn't really digest it that much. So it ends up coming out pretty much the same. Of course the taste a distinct human flavour to it, but you can definitely taste strong notes of dog poop.
No.8887
>>8882
Definitely give updates.
No.8902
>>8861
These are great. Love that the turds are so hot you can see the steam coming off them in the 2nd one. And the 3rd video... All I gotta say is that is one big pile of shit. Makes me wonder if eating cat shit is safe and/or if anyone here has tried it.
No.8930
>>8902
As far as I know, it's absolutely not safe. Cat shit is awful, even from a healthy cat.
No.8933
>>8882 >>7204
>I served as a toilet
so how exactly does this work? do you lie on your back on the floor with them squatting above you?
or did you train them to defecate while standing? or do they just defeate into your hand?
not into scat myself, but this would be interesting to know.
>>8902 >>8930
>is cat shit safe?
short answer is NO unless you like brain parasites that control your behavior
if your cat does not have toxoplasmosis you cant catch it and the scat is "fairly" safe.
i'm not into scat so i cant tell you how bad or good it tastes, smells or feels.
many people already are infected and many more get infected on a daily basis.
exact numbers are impossible to know due to so many unreported cases.
this parasite makes use of an "intermediate host" (felines) to reproduce.
essentially they need to have sex inside the cat, but need to grow up in another organism (you).
in order to ensure the future of their own existence, toxo rewires the brain to make infected people
find the smell of cat urine and cat feces attractive. this way the parasite can ensure continues reinfection.
this is a potential explanation (although only an unproven theory at this time) for the "crazy cat lady".
evolution can be a real bitch sometimes.
i sometimes can only wonder how many "zoophiles" where "normal" people at one point,
and simply had their minds hacked by this parasite that makes them like cats
(especially their genitalia and bodily fluids) just so that some weird parasite does not go extinct.
perhaps there is no "zoophilia", perhaps there is only "toxoplasmosis". ever thought of that?
No.8943
>>8930
>>8933
Whoa, thanks for the heads up. Very scary sounding stuff. I wasn't planning on it anyways, as I have no cats, and really just thought those vids were great (plus I'm a huge pussy when it comes to this stuff irl, no pun intended). Hope more people see your posts before attempting contact with cat shit. Thanks again!
No.8972
>>8933
>so how exactly does this work? do you lie on your back on the floor with them squatting above you?
>or did you train them to defecate while standing? or do they just defeate into your hand?
It really depends on the dog. With a bit of training you can get them used to pooping directly into your mouth. For some dogs though I just catch it with my hand and eat it from there.
No.8977
>>8943
you're welcome.
>I'm a huge pussy when it comes to this stuff irl, no pun intended.
no need. there is nothing wrong about zoo, as long as you know what you are doing before you try anything that could potentially be fatal.
>Hope more people see your posts before attempting contact with cat shit.
this is exactly why sex ed should include "safe (zoo) sex" as part of the curriculum. so that pubertizing zoo teens who are just beginning to
understand and experiment with their own sexuality aren't going to be making bad choices.
No.8978
>>8933
Maybe there is no zoophilia, just sex.
No.8979
>>8977
I'm a veterinarian, I can confirm that taxoplasmosis is safe in humans and it doesn't matter if your infected by it or not. Because your immune system will kill it in 5 hours so it poses no intermediary health risks because it can't affect humans.
If anyone wishes to create and upload a video of themselves eating feline scat I'd be interested in seeing it.
No.8981
>>8979
The notable exception to this is (obviously) people with weakened immune systems due to medications or disease, being a child or elderly; and pregnant women because it can infect the fetus and cause harm to it.
So if you're a healthy adult and not pregnant, you likely will be fine.
No.9023
What gender of horse should I get? Male or female? What type, Donkey, Horse, Pony, Mule, ect. I'm gonna raise it too so it gets use to me fucking it good.
No.9025
>>9023
A male donkey or horse. It'd be nice if you got a donkey and filmed yourself fucking it, no vids of that as far as I know.
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No.9035
Thanks for the relpy. I will try to get a male. I wanted to get a female for both the holes because i'm pretty short and I might not be able to reach the male horse's ass. Also, so I could take care of it and make it my girl. But I guess if I get a male i can have it's ass, and suck it's dick also.
Now let me ask one more time and this time whatever answere I get i'm doing. Male Or Female?
No.9038
>>9035
Whichever one you wanna get more man, it's your choice. I might be a bit biased bc I like gay zoo a lot more, but I'd still say go for the male. If you want an equine that you could make 'your girl' then by all means go for the female.
No.9039
I'm going for male then. I'm into gay zoo too.
No.9045
Has anyone ever tried cooking with animal shit/piss?
No.9051
cow calf blowjob? Anyone ever tried this to go to the box where the calfs are and get his dick sucked? I know many about cows but i dont know if the calf just suck or if they bite at a specific age. The second part is if i covered in cow shit if they still would suck it or if they are disctraced by the smell of the poo.
No.9058
>>9051
Well you gave me a new fantasy
No.9059
>>9039
I'm curious now, since you're posting in this thread, were you planning to play with it's shit too? Or were you just asking around multiple threads?
No.9060
Cant wait till some of these previous posts hopefully come through. I wanna see cocks covered in thick globs of fresh shit straight from the tap.
No.9062
What happened to the guy that had video inside a gelding butt?
No.9066
>>9062
Possibly yet another troll, if >>8716 is anything to go by. He may have led us on. :c
If that wasn't horse butt video anon, will the real one please give us an update?
No.9068
>>9045 I heard about a guy who took fresh horse shit and made tea with it and it was surprisingly good... like a sweet honey flavor or something.
No.9135
Anyone here into bird scat?
No.9164
>>9062
>>9066
It's me. I'm really sorry for leaving everyone hanging like that. I actually tried to upload it twice, but ended up sitting on this page for over an hour each time with no progress, despite the video only being 1mb. Before I had the chance to try it again, I found a good opportunity to trade and realized that this video was the only thing I had to offer. After that, I started weighing all of the advantages of the different ways of sharing it and tried to figure out what would be the best compromise between reaping the rewards of having stuff to share, staying safe, and pleasing as many people as possible. I realized that no matter what I do, it'll only be worth it if I have more than one video to share. There's much more to it than it sounds, but the main point is that I'll share it when I have more. I don't know when or where that will be, but you'll see it some time.
TL;DR: I'm being a selfish coward, but I'll post it and more somewhere eventually.
Until then, here are some screenshots to ease the wait and prove that I'm not lying.
1. The roof of the colon while the camera lays on the bottom. The entrance is past the bottom of the pic.
2. A picture of the roof and back from about halfway in.
3. A closeup of the poop resting at the very end.
No.9165
>>9164
Props dude, you don't have to feel like a selfish coward. Really nice of you to update us instead of leaving us hanging or trolling us. Thanks a lot for that.
No.9173
>>9164
The entire reason trading is an issue is because of faggots like you.
No.9205
>>9164
Thank you, but I really hope you'll reconsider and post the video. Zooscat is very niche, so it might not be all that great for trading.
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No.9581
Here's the ebook someone requested a while back
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No.9851
>>9164
I'd be up for trading if you want stuff in return. Hit me up on Tox
A0CC21D396F4C04BA6DA36D3DA3B9E7CA24BEC5C0DBD561074A19822A132E169D68CC60EAA0E
No.9897
>>9581
can't see there a goat pooping
>>9851
I want to contact you but the adress doesn't work
No.9903
wow, so this resulted in trading...
No.9909
FUCK TRADING. JUST POST SHIT DAMMIT
No.9919
>>9897
I'm not online all the time. Just leave it on, and when I'm on a connection should happen
No.9929
or is it possible to make an QR code?
here is my tox password:
E2767274258C187BABF46098D0EBE5FD57832BF90028602A9BFA52C2BE225F0570BAF0E0E7B2
No.10003
If anyone is interested in animal manure I made a new subreddit called /r/Manure, feel free to post pictures.
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No.10072
>>9164
You know what? I've changed my mind. Fuck you for starting this whole trading thing. Now it seems nobody's going to post in favor of sharing shit back and forth. As if it wasn't hard enough to get content already...
No.10074
>>10072
Just to make you happy
No.10085
Every day I dream of sneaking on to a farm and gathering a big bucket or bag of cow shit... And of course, getting a feeding and a good coating straight from the source. Sadly just when I'm about to I always pussy out. Has anyone ever shared a similar idea, or have tips on how one would go about this?
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No.10088
>>10072
If anyone offers a trade on this thread, it's not me. I can only think of problems that would result from accepting an anonymous trade offer with no info. I only said I'd share the video when I was ready and trading was one, among many other advantages of keeping it to myself for now. If other people are trading here, that's not my problem as long as they know they aren't getting my video out of it.
No.10095
I've never seen so much people with my fetish on one page!! I've had this fetish since 2012, I've just now discovered this! I'm mostly into horses, cows, & rhinos.
Some of you may know me as thehorsebuns, thehorsehole, TheHorseCrack, FarmLover, etc. I've had many YouTube channels in the past uploading videos, but they've all been terminated.
Every March I take a break from this fetish, so I won't be replying until April. Until then, good luck finding more content!
No.10100
>>10095
Ive talked to you before but if I remember correctly you're very religious and you didnt really want to participate. Although you said something about your neighbors horses and I never heard from you again. That was like 2013.
No.10103
>>10095
Yeah, its been a long time since ive seen movement from this guy. I dont even know if hes made videos himself.
No.10117
>>10095
>>10100
>Every March I take a break from this fetish
You give up jerking off to zoophile scat for Lent only.,,but at any other time of the year, you think God's fine with it? Either be correctly religious and don't look at nor engage this fetish at all. or don't be religious and enjoy this fetish. You'll never be at peace with your conscience if you keep telling yourself that you can have both. Luke 9:23 “Whoever wants to be my disciple MUST deny themselves and take up their cross daily and follow me." Also, Ephesians 4:20-24.
No.10224
Hi,
Anyone here who love pooping horses and want to pn me?
Send an invitation on Blackshett at Skype
No.10252
>>10224
Oh hey its you again. Nice vids.
No.10296
>>2038 Man this guy knows whats good, i should have done this more often when i slept at the farm. Anyway is there more stuff like this? Horse scat involving humans? i even searched on the deep web but i can't find anything at all, besides the usual "softcore" shitting horses on their own. Anyone got an idea?
No.10297
Sorry i meant >>978
Btw if anyone is into active Animal chat chatting feel free to message me anytime on KiK: TheRyanBecker
No.10593
Just found this page searching for animal scat. I've been wanting to rim my dog for a long time, even taste his shit but I read somewhere it can very hazardous to the health. It was on a beastiality page, was saying "just avoid any contact with a dog's anus" What do you guys think about that?
No.10775
>>10593
I know of people why have eaten their dogs scat and rimmed their ass and they were fine. So long as your dog is healthy, you should be fine. I would love to see some pics/vids of you having fun with your dog.
No.10777
>>10593
whoever said that is dumb as fuck and vanilla as hell. rim him, eat his shit. just make sure he doesn't have worms/other illnesses.
seriously, some of these people writing those guides and posts don't know a god damn thing and aren't adventurous enough to explore.
No.10795
>>10593
Yeah well you see, the "zoo community", which is what some people might call it on the internet even though it's utterly retarded because having the same interest doesn't make you in any way connected, is about as stupid as it gets.
Take that as whatever you want, take this post as whatever you want, just do whatever you want. Rim him, fuck him, eat his shit, let him fuck you, drink his piss, do whatever the hell turns you on. You might regret not having done it just as much as you might potentially regret having done it.