What did you just say about GNU/Linux, you proprietary software user? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at MIT, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on closed-source corporations, and I have over 300 confirmed GPL enforcement actions. I am trained in Emacs Lisp warfare and I’m the top free software activist in the entire Free Software Foundation. You are nothing to me but just another non-free binary. I will replace your operating system with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with calling it just "Linux" over the Internet? Think again, friend. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of kernel hackers across the globe and your IP is being traced with Wireshark right now so you better prepare for the storm, user. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your proprietary OS. Your closed-source software is obsolete, kid. I can compile anywhere, anytime, and I can fork your codebase in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands and a terminal. Not only am I extensively trained in C programming, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the GNU Compiler Collection and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your proprietary blobs off the face of the internet, you little script kiddie. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have respected software freedom. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you vendor-locked user. I will rain free documentation all over you and you will drown in it. Your proprietary license is void, kiddo.
