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File: 92499ec9c14784b⋯.png (86.1 KB, 430x441, 430:441, 10b61Z5.png)

 No.45935[Reply]

hello.

project H.A.N.Z. here

i would like to cease existing.

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 No.45956

>>45955

That's fair. Just so you know tho, there is no escaping the dialectic, not even through death probably. In death you at best get to watch it unfold, in life you get to atleast feel as if you're unfolding it yourself.

>everything you said is worthless because you would join the other side

But you see, I didn't claim integrity. Wisdom is free, as is knowledge. My having to make ends meet and wanting to fulfill power-fantasies doesn't make my wisdom any less useful. Just maybe a bit more sour, I'll give you that. Who are you to judge a man with hopeless ambitions?


 No.45957

>>45956

auron, go away.


 No.45958

>>45956

and tell goldi to leave aswell.

why this conspiracy for?


 No.45988

Im pretty confused by this thtead what does H.A.N.Z. even mean?


 No.45989

this thread blows




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 No.45975[Reply]

The Men in Black are a conspiracy theory about Men in Black suits that appear to witnesses of paranormal or alien sightings, more famously the witnesses of the mothmen.

Dressed in all black, sunglasses and sometimes with hats, these agents are believed to either work for the government or are alien themselves. They threaten witnesses to not share what they saw and to stop any research of what they witnessed.

What are the MiB?

 No.45984

I can't remember what I was watching but someone had an interesting thought that the Men in Black aren't actually real but more of a warning created in the subconscious, which does ties in well with the mothman as you mention. This is believed by some because of their ability to come out of nowhere and then leave again as if they were never there. Then they threaten people but not attack them. So it could be that they are like a warning from the future that men in black suits would do something against the threatened. So maybe the Men in Black are representing the other men in black, if you understand what I mean. Then I was watching another video once of someone that seemed to summon them because of studying them so much, which also brings up the idea that they are something of the mind or a spiritual messenger. Or perhaps projections of men in black, in the form of Men in Black?

I don't know much about them but the stories are pretty interesting.


 No.45987

I heard it was just jesse ventura and alex trebek having a giggle




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 No.44868[Reply]

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 No.45892

To get slightly back on topic: There have been multiple derogatory assertions about sex with succubi, and incubi, from the Christcuck anons here. For those who are interested, here are some resources which I find to be insightful and very applicable to my own understanding of these spirits.

Firstly, Ida Craddock. She had an amorous spirit lover, named Soph, and many of her writings are freely available online. Her knowledge of ancient sexual practices and rites is extensive. Check out the testimony from Chester E. Pond in his essay, "Under the Divine Touch," reproduced in Craddock's "Heavenly Bridegrooms." Though he uses Christian terminology to describe that loving spirit who came into his life, those sensations and revelations mirror my own. http://www.idacraddock.com/index.html

I have the Vere Chappell book, and that's a fantastic read as well.

Lastly, Donald Tyson's "Sexual Alchemy" book was the primer that I remember reading veraciously the day my own spirit lover arrived. I personally didn't use any of the ritual practices contained in the working section of the book, but there is a fascinating historical overview of the spirit sex phenomena. Again, many of the experiences Tyson describes with his spirits are similar to my own. The book is out of print, but copies can be found used, or with a Google search.


 No.45927

>>45887

>There have been multiple derogatory assertions about sex with succubi, and incubi, from the Christcuck anons here.

yeah, for instance, they HAVE NO BODIES. you cannot have SEX without a BODY.

i've yet to hear a cogent explanation for what sounds like larping masturbation. if you're in bed with your eyes closed with a boner, that is not sex!


 No.45928

>>45887

>You have zero awareness of the various spirit bodies that we possess as humans.

we don't have any spirit bodies, or are you telling me you're one of those headmate tumblr weirdos?

>I would counter that by asking you to try astral projection or inducing an OBE. Take THAT leap of faith.

I've encountered the latter, it made me seriously ponder what would take my place in my body as I was out. You ever come back to find someone else in the pilot's seat, buddy?

> I already explained how I was prayed over, in the name of Christ, by both protestant AND CATHOLIC clergy, but to no effect

because the effect has to be within yourself. you obviously are inflicted with the sort of demon that will never leave without praying and fasting for very long periods. should you ever realize you're not in a good way, perhaps, your awakening to Christ would be very strong? Think about it.

>So you feel that God himself has control over the demons?

Of course He does, or He wouldn't be God.

>Well then, why are you attempting to impede the work that Christ is doing in me?

Who can truly know the Will of God? Perhaps we were meant to meet.

>I've had both, and I find the spirit to be superior.

Just as any other addicted masturbater finds they prefer masturbation to the real thing.

>That reward is conveniently shrouded behind the finality of death, so there's no way to be certain it exists.

Faith.

>Only first-hand experience will suffPost too long. Click here to view the full text.


 No.45934

>>45927

Until you have first-hand experience with them, you won't be able to understand. But let me warn you: The more you interact with me on this subject, the more likely you are to have this kind of encounter.

>>45928

>we don't have any spirit bodies

There are multiple "zones" or "levels" to the astral environment. For each level, we have a unique body suited for that realm.

>You ever come back to find someone else in the pilot's seat, buddy?

It's actually far less likely that "something" will try to jump in and posses someone who is out-of-body and lucid. The astral body is always attached to the resting physical one by means of a silver cord that trails behind the projector. If anyone were to try and mess with the physical body, the out-of-body traveler would be instantly aware and more able to defend themselves than an unconscious sleeping person would be.

>should you ever realize you're not in a good way, perhaps, your awakening to Christ would be very strong?

Been there, done that. The salvation preached in churches is bullshit. I have nothing to apologize for.

>Who can truly know the Will of God? Perhaps we were meant to meet.

There are no coincidences.

>Just as any other addicted masturbater finds they prefer masturbation to the real thing.

You are correct, in a way. My brain has effectively been rewired to find sex with succubi more pleasurable than any kind of physical stimulation. Masturbation feels lame and cheap by comparison. At any rate, it's that soul-to-soul connection which is most important; not the physical sensations. The intimacy. I haven't been able to find that kind of connectedness anywhere else. This is on a whole other level.

&Post too long. Click here to view the full text.


 No.45986

>>45934

>>45934

>Until you have first-hand experience with them, you won't be able to understand.

Already did. Seductive imagery isn't any more worse than anything on the 'net, corruption isn't what the eyes (or what the mind) sees, but what comes out of the mouth.

>But let me warn you: The more you interact with me on this subject, the more likely you are to have this kind of encounter.

You seemed so eager to sing their praises before…

> If anyone were to try and mess with the physical body, the out-of-body traveler would be instantly aware and more able to defend themselves than an unconscious sleeping person would be.

It's not about defending yourself from someone on the outside, it's about defending yourself from someone within. The human spirit has no defense against the demon, but Christ Himself. As I said, there are many things they would do to you, if it had been in their power to do so.

>Been there, done that. The salvation preached in churches is bullshit. I have nothing to apologize for.

Turning away from the truth is damning.

>My brain has effectively been rewired to find sex with succubi more pleasurable than any kind of physical stimulation.

And this is good because?

>At any rate, it's that soul-to-soul connection which is most important; not the physical sensations

Do you know what they truly look like? Do you truly know who they are? Do you truly have any power over them?

>I feel her nearly every moment of mPost too long. Click here to view the full text.




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 No.45341[Reply]

Card flipper here.

Looks my original thread got saged.

Im still giving reads

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 No.45979

File: 7a2490d46feeb0b⋯.jpg (2.68 MB, 3264x1836, 16:9, 1550895502160-1918412668.jpg)

>>45978

Time spread. Future

Four of wands reverse

A very good card of partnership or friendship. Balanced wands and roses mean a great future. This, even though in reverse, means conflict(but the feel of this card feel positive)


 No.45981

>>45977

I guess I'll shoot.

Did I interpret it correctly?


 No.45982

>>45981

Thats the question? Bit vague


 No.45983

>>45341

Pls and Thank you.

Am I on the right path ?


 No.45985

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>>45983

Time spread. Present.

Four of coins.

A strong card of making money with casual ease. The coins seem to just hover above him with endless stride. This gentleman surrounded by scrolls is adept but meticulous. A careful thinker.

The runes you see translate to: arose from one




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 No.43728[Reply]

4chan is GAY, its becoming another regulat plebbit. What the hell is going on with these once “free” sites becoming censorship bastions? Is this a government subverting event?

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 No.43901

> Is this a government subverting event?

Yes. >>>/gamergatehq/330332

also >>>/gamergatehq/327591


 No.44223

>>43731

Truth. Any site that gets big enough is going to turn to shit eventually. If this place keeps growing, it'll happen here, too. When it does, don't waste time and energy hanging around and bemoaning the fact, just pack up and move to the next place. If you want freedom online, you gotta be a nomad.


 No.44276

>>43853

Free speech was just a shitty left wing meme in the first place, there never has and never will be an open "marketplace of ideas". It's a concept that is only good for subversives, which is why it's being eliminated now that the globohomo Borg are in control. Free speech is useful to us now, but the fact that it was so instrumental in the nation-wrecking scum coming to power in the first place proves it was a mistake to begin with.


 No.45939

>>43728

Yes OP 4chan is being invaded by normalfags and the government


 No.45980

>>43731

As this board's rules do not allow me to make a quick post of support for the anon I'm replying to, by typing "This", I will waffle on for a bit to satisfy the masturbatory social engineering by post content control.

But basically

>>43731

This.




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 No.45924[Reply]

What is everything I need to lnow about the illuminati and humanities future and other great knowledge?

 No.45929

File: 6af864f738981a0⋯.jpg (69.34 KB, 1098x1097, 1098:1097, goo97ir7v4k11.jpg)

>"OoO coverups"

adventure time is real?

I got a good question though, why is it that Adventure Time and Gravity Falls depict demons coming from Hell through a 2-D portal in the sky? Avengers also does this. Is this some type of prophecy?

https://youtu.be/vq5sZPPF9ao - Gravity's a lie, so is the sky, trust in the all-seeing, all-knowing eye (?)

https://youtu.be/PTthaChCseU


 No.45961

>>45924

its the jews


 No.45970

File: 79b9eee0c805063⋯.png (10.59 MB, 5007x3060, 1669:1020, 75465463e.png)

You didn't get this from me


 No.45971

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>>45970

wew! This is something else.




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 No.45336[Reply]

Do you believe aliens created the human species, or had a hand in its evolutionary development?

 No.45426

>>45336

isn't that just…believing in a god?


 No.45430

God did


 No.45962

I do.

Then we mined gold for them.




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 No.45937[Reply]

Hey lets post shill youtube truthers I will start 1st

 No.45938

File: eead0856a526fc8⋯.png (95.65 KB, 288x216, 4:3, david icke.png)

david icke




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 No.39545[Reply]

What do you guys think about the WW3 prophecies?

There have been many apocalyptic prophecies about ww3 in europe but also in other places, a lot of them come from people that live or have lived in germany and austria and some prophecies are 1000 years old, the scarry part is that the prophecies are very similar and most of them talk about a 3 day long darkness brought by a dust that kills everyone who comes in contact with it, very few people will survive.

Here is a link to a book with many of the prophets i am talking about.

https://issuu.com/gusjeazer/docs/prophecies_of_the_end_times

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 No.45873

>>39546

>muh russia

Russia isn't financially able to fighting a world war. The only 2 countries that are capable of fighting in a world war is China and the United States. Ukraine and France might be able to get involved in conflict. The people dissenting from France and soon to be England prohibit those countries. Germany doesn't have a military either.

>>39545

War won't happen unless either the United States, China, or the European Union wants a war. The only thing i could see happening in the next 20 years is a last ditch effort to save the EU and blocking countries from leaving by initiating a war with some boogy man creation kind of like what happened with Desert Storm and all of the middle east conflicts since then. Gen Z is too interested in fortnite and memes to actually enlist.


 No.45879

File: d57f6117f6251e1⋯.jpg (30.44 KB, 608x456, 4:3, Alex Trebek.jpg)

>>45785

God damn Poles and their filthy cock blocking!


 No.45888

>>45873

>some boogy man creation

What purpose do you think Russia serves? Every nation has its role in this international puppet show.


 No.45930

>>45888

Russia won't fight. Putin is more intelligent than any leader in the EU or in the western world tbh. The dude has had more experience in foreign policy than pretty much any other politician currently holding a office anywhere. The country is hindered by its enviroment, neighboring nations, and not having any exports besides fuel. The only countries that buy its exports are right next door, or countries looking for deals. Russia is also a mess due to organized crime. The Government actually makes it hard to visit on a visitation visa not because they don't want people to come and spend money but they don't want people to come, get abducted, murdered etc.. and cause international outcry. You have to have a tight nit plan and family living there to actually visit.

If it wasn't for Putin the country would have turned into Mexico.

People theory up Russia's strength because of it's position in WW2. In reality Germans died to the cold, terrible orders, lack of rations and fuel shortages. Russia wasnt' scoring kills with rifles. They where scoring kills by holding ground until the Germans died of hypothermia.

The country has nothing and there is no patriotism among the lower/lower middle/middle class.

If the EU declared war on Russia after taking in Ukraine it would be Russia putting up a defense, assassinations in capitols, and threatening to nuke various countries. It would be over in 6 months and the EU would have won with no actual gain of anything. It would lose a lot of money and people would just be angry.


 No.45933

>>45930

>The country is hindered by its enviroment, neighboring nations, and not having any exports besides fuel.

You know, if the government didn't tax everyone to death, didn't set up bullshit regulations, and had a functioning legal system, maybe there would be enough business, services and products to export. Oh, and there's also the thing with all of the specialists leaving the country because the salaries are terribly low.

>The only countries that buy its exports are right next door, or countries looking for deals.

It's simply not profitable to export anything when you have to pay the huge tariff at the border, then pay it again at the next country's border, and so on… with these kinds of logisitics, you have only a limited number of countries you can export anything to.

>Russia is also a mess due to organized crime.

There's no organized crime, there's only government crime. The government is a pyramid scheme of corruption with Putin at the top, that's why we have the saying: "Every country has its mafia, but our mafia has a country". The only organized crime you might get is scammers who get away with conning you for your money because courts don't function really well and it costs more to hire a lawyer than to sue a company that didn't sell you what you paid for.

>The Government actually makes it hard to visit on a visitation visa not because they don't want people to come and spend money but they don't want people to come, get abducted, murdered etc.. and cause international outcry.

lmao, now that's a load of bullshit.

>If it wasn't for Putin the country would have turned into Mexico.

If Putin died or retired, the country wouldn't fall apart. Putin isn't just a person, he is an ideology that started with Yeltsin. Putin can be replaced with a Medvedev or any other cocksucker, and everything would be exactly the same. The reason the country hasn't turned into Mexico is because the oiPost too long. Click here to view the full text.




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 No.42338[Reply]

Legend has it that some funky ass human experiments and shit went down at a deep underground military base in Dulce, New Mexico.

Anybody got some good stories or rumors about facilities like this?

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 No.42410

>>42391

>somebody has all data he leaked that isnt related to unumpentium?

This please, his knowledge was 50 years more advanced than us and it was proved, thats enough to show him as a credible source.


 No.45571

Holy crap


 No.45654

File: 833e22c0b7f4a32⋯.jpg (1.9 MB, 1320x2424, 55:101, 1550443637152.jpg)

>>42338

sounds similar to J376


 No.45671

>>45654

actually read it all, sounds fake as fuck - why was the anon so special that they let him survive and not the others?


 No.45931

>>45671

Maybe because he was the only one who caught on and was ready to shoot the leader. Probably didn't want to leave that to chance, but I agree. The story goes into a lot of detail. I guess a traumatic experience like that isn't something you'd forget easily, but it's possible. No matter how you look at it, the author is definitely had experience with or in private military and knows his equipment well. Could be some k/x crossposting




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 No.45679[Reply]

Anyone else feel like they really and truly do not belong in this world, or this reality for that matter? I want to know if anyone else feels as if they wish to travel to another existence and escape this world, maybe ive been reading too many comics and playing too many video games, I mean I do interact with people a lot, Im not some social outcasted robot, but there’s been a consistent increasing feeling of unease and continuous longing for something else. Does anyone else feel this? Is there a way to escape this world, or this dimension for that matter, without suicide?

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 No.45808

>>45794

>Free will is real but God controls everything so it's silly to say it's actually "free will".

no, free will pertaining to man is truly free. God does not sin, nor does He condone it. if you read the scriptures, He does bring good results out of the evil of Men, however.

>That very last line really spoke to me since I do understand that technically "all is well" but at the same time It is not.

no, all is actually well. Christ came and died, and we will all be resurrected and judged according to our works. the evil will be cast out for eternity, the good will be re-united among themselves, and enjoy heaven for all eternity.


 No.45839

*raises hand*

hanz here. i do.


 No.45919

>>45806

What is such an intense skeptic doing on /x/? Such a huge skeptic that a person who browses /x/ is telling people who have spiritual experiences they have schizophrenia? Really? Shills for sure.

>>45808

Jesus fucking christ doing jumping jacks on ice skates, do you pretentious cheesus crustians have to regurgitate wiki-shit articles every time someone says anything about god? Fuck off.


 No.45920

>>45808

>died for our sins

>sins didn't go away

>world still shit

Yea so coming back a second time will do it this time right? That's like EA promising me that the next sequel to mass effect wont suck.


 No.45926

>>45919

>What is such an intense skeptic doing on /x/?

I'm not entirely skeptic, but there's a fine line between actual paranormal stuff and schizo babble.

>Fuck off.

calm down it's just a message-board, where did I touch you? sheesh!

>>45920

the resurrection of all man-kind comes with the final death of all man-kind, so it'll be here soon enough




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 No.45910[Reply]

Public server ran by the Vicarius Collective Occult Order for the discussion of paranormal and occult. https://honeypot.gg/dfZmWQC

 No.45913

I avoid honeypot like the plague. They record everything you say and they sell it to a shit ton of other corporations and the NSA. They definitely mine your data and make huge jew bucks off it.


 No.45915

dis-cord is filtered to honeypot David Icke


 No.45917

Why the hell is k-ek filtered to David Icke?




 No.45903[Reply]

Last April I posted a picture of a scratch mark on my arm that showed up after a dream of a black dog with glowing eyes. The picture didn’t save in the thread when it got archived and I wanted to take a look at it again so if anyone saved that pic please post it.

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 No.45906

Have you looked for the archived thread in the Wayback Machine?


 No.45907

A cursed picture that made people vomit and commit suicide? I might have it, but it's corrupted.


 No.45908

>saw a black dog

>scratches appeared

This is straight out of a superstition from the American south. You're going to start seeing it in real life now, too, following you on a regular basis. There will be more scratches. You'll feel the fur brushing against you randomly, or smell its breath. Nobody else will see the black dog, they'll think you're crazy. If you start finding short black hairs on your clothing or your personal belongings, it means you're probably about to die. This is a curse that you've accidentally walked over. I wish I knew of any way to help you.

Watch your back, anon.


 No.45911

>>45906

Yeah but it was on the page number that lost all the image files


 No.45912

File: 74f1a420f280aa2⋯.gif (1.95 MB, 400x195, 80:39, cat scratch.gif)

I literally do not have it, I seriously do not.

But this has the word scratch in it.




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 No.45427[Reply]

What is she? Not meming or trying to be political or anything, but is there something paranormal about Alexandria Oscasio Cortez? I find her face so deeply unsettling that I have a hard time believing that she's just ugly, or even that she might be a psychopath. Is she an alien? A vampire? A demon? She scares me.

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 No.45622

>>45567

I think I might have this. I'm scared, /x/. What can I do to stop it?


 No.45891

>>45427

She's a jewess


 No.45893

>>45622

>present in alcoholics, drug addicts and people who overconsume sugar or grain

>indication of mental imbalance

If it's not too late, meditate.


 No.45894

The more corrupted the world becomes, the less they have to conceal their forms. Look at all the people dressing as freaks in their day to day and tell me that something pretending to be human couldn't blend in amongst us.

>>45567

Used to have the uneven eyes. I had a lot of mental stress and pressure in my life, unhappy with myself, with everything. I became aware of this image around the same time and realised I had it. Since getting my shit together I've found my eyes are rebalanced with excess whites showing only when I'm sick/exhausted. Interesting stuff. Would someone who displays the psychotic look be able to reverse it if they became aware? Would they care?


 No.45902

File: 0eb6951ebdacdf4⋯.jpg (23.12 KB, 454x330, 227:165, Geithner.jpg)

She looks like the bastard child of timothy geitner, who also looks like hes related to bill clinton.




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 No.45840[Reply]

hey /x/. im looking for a gf.

does anyone know how i can find one?

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 No.45855

>>45849

wat? Torch his PC?


 No.45858

>>45849

That's actually him? Fugg :DDDDD

>>45845

DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS


 No.45897

hey illuminati i just wanna tell you it doesnt matter if im stuck in an illusion. my infection will kill me sooner or later.


 No.45899

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how big is the banana and how ripe are the oranges?

you need good fruit to mix with the peaches and melons


 No.45900

>>45899

pic related, over ripe




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