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 No.26506[Reply]

Hi, I'm the new board owner. I'm not sure how many have noticed, but /x/ has been almost 4 months without a BO. Anyway, we can use this thread to discuss the state of the board, rules, settings, etc.

To the person who reported the cuck porn thread: thanks, and I'm sorry that the previous BO banned you for asking a perfectly valid question. Thanks to everyone who has reported off-topic posts.

So far I've disabled "Require image for OP" (you can now create a thread without having to upload a picture) and "Require subject for OP" (does every thread really need a title?).

What do you guys think about "Forced anonymous"? Should it remain enabled?

Rules (I'm posting them here since board pages are all broken at the moment)

1. Follow the global rules: no spam or illegal content

2. Keep politics and political memes out of /x/

3. Porn and gore will be removed unless they're relevant to the topic being discussed, and they should be spoilered

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 No.32399

>>27002

This would have been a great OP. Go and make the thread.




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 No.26617[Reply]

I'm not entirely sure this should be on /x/ but since some of my problem/story originates from it I guess this would be a good place as any.

Around 3 Years ago I was about 16 I wasn't very religious but I still believed in (And tried to talk to) the christian god. I frequented /b/, /v/ and of course /x/ so of course I am a social outcast, and very lonely

>tfeelw no gf.

So one day I was browsing /x/, not posting because of course

>Lurk moar, under age ban, etc

and I come across a thread that talks about the Pagan Gods and Goddesses specifically Freyja. The OP advertises Freyja as a way to get laid, so like any young teen I'm interested.

I check out the thread and they talk about how to contact, and pray to Freyja, they specify the nordic runes, that you should have cats in the room, etc. So being skeptical of any faith at all mostly due to the emptiness that is the response of the Christian God, I ask some questions in the thread and eventually decide that I will do a ritual that is supposed to get a girl to like me, now this is where the spoopy shit comes in.

I set up everything, I have two candles in the room lit, I write the rune down on paper with red ink (To symbolize blood) I have my cats in the room, etc. I start the prayer/ritual and as soon as I start speaking my cats look behind me in the corner of the room and start going nuts, and run around upstairs, I look and see nothing so I keep going. So I end up finishing and I offered some chocolate because the Goddesses love that shit, and I bury it in my backyard. Everything seems chill till the night.

I am chilling downstairs (I was upstairs in the ritual) watching TV when suddenly the stairwell door opens on its own and a white mist slowly comes down from the steps into the living room hallway and into the living room and disappears, leaving only a strong scent of mint in the air which is my favorite smell. I didn't feel any sense of dread or fear like someone would get from a ghost more of a welcoming one so I was like: "Holy Shit Freyja is real"

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 No.33166

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oh dear, it's one of those threads again


 No.33201

>>26624

The book of Enoch generally isn't considered part of the biblical canon any more than Plato's republic. Though Christ referenced it, that was merely to allude to culturally relevant material.


 No.33269

>>26648

>implying praying by the tree doesn't makenit special


 No.33270

>>26862

You were there when it happened m8.

So I guess you otta know.


 No.33271

>>33201

I know it's not considered canonical by most Christians, but so what? I don't care about theology, what I'm interested in is history. From that point of view, the fact that an ancient book describes the gods as nordic-looking is significant, don't you think?




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 No.12405[Reply]

>lets get some oc up in here

>be me

>3ish
>have nightmares
>spooks inbound
>be on bed
>spooky skeleton man approaches
>featureless, in retrospect looks like a mummy
>walks towards me from open door
>light pours in
>can't move, whole body asleep
>pins and needles
>tries to move
>man walking slowly
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 No.33167

>>15531

you are copypasta


 No.33168


 No.33220

File: be6783cb6562512⋯.jpg (40.29 KB, 552x640, 69:80, 1496065465882.jpg)

>people in my city were disappearing overnight

>I went to bed and woke up in this underground cave like you would go spelunking in

>there were all these little goblins and one of them was high up and he was the head goblin

>I was lying next to these other people and we were sacrifices

>every so often a clay rune would roll down a ramp like the memory balls from inside out

>the head goblin would declare the name of the rune and what it meant

>then the runes that came through were glass with a red symbol on it

>this upset the head goblin and he said something was bad was happening

>he said to "send all the sacrifices directly to hell"

>then this hot woman came in and said that something had changed

>she was tall and she had long black hair and she was wearing a tight fitting black dress and she smelled nice

>she gave me half burned cigarette and a bag of candy

>she said that you'll need this to get past "the boatman" but i had to hide them on my person

>I rolled up the bag of candy and started shoving it up my ass and she said she would help me and pushed the bag of candy up my ass herself

>there was also another woman there who had freckles and red hair and she was wearing a white shirt and a skirt

>the last few seconds before i woke up was an every frame a painting type movie analysis about the use of cigarettes in film

>the first clip was a guy sitting in a deck chair covered in snow

>he waited to long to ash his cigarette and the snow on the arm of the chair melted

>the narrator said this was just like the character as he always waits until it's too late


 No.33222

>>32996

>>33009

>>33083

Thanks anons

>>33105

>self-reported answers on an imageboard is effective datamining for research

I was just curious how other people dream, I don't think CIAniggers have webms of synthwave laying around so they can find out what your dreaming about


 No.33268

>cross-posting from fringe

So I had an odd dream recently.

It began and I am semi-lucid. I know I am dreaming and I attempt to figure out how to control things. It's night and I start off essentially skating on top of a creek that forms a circle on itself, with tall cliffs on either side. I'm like a jet-ski on the water. I'm pretty sure the way I was doing this was forcing energy through my fingertips which were placed behind me à la naruto style running with my feet just barely touching the water.

In time I some how find myself in a gated courtyard with four buildings surrounding me. I know the building in from of me houses some animals in cages and tanks and I want to get in to do something to them. Not quite sure what I wanted to do with them, but I have a sneaking suspicion I wanted to kill them or hurt them. The door on the first story is locked, but I know I can jump up to the second story and go through the open windows. For some reason I decide to jump up to the second story of a different building off to my side. In there I see a skeleton in a black cloak, just standing completely motionless. It had the most particular quality of seeming completely real, yet not real at the same time. It was as though it was so real, it looked almost cartoony, as if it was maybe made of some material not know to humans. Normally this would frighten me a bit, but I consider death to be a sort of guide of mine and thought it just meant he was watching over me at that time. I return to the courtyard and look back at the building with the animals in it. Standing in the two open windows on the second floor are two more skeletal figures, this time dressed in colonial garb. One in mens clothing and one in females. The female was wearing a pink and white dress, like an American pioneer. Pink dress and white apron sort of thing, and a white head bonnet.

I decide the best thing to do is to move one of the figures to get in. I practice jumping a few times because I have trouble in lucid dreaming doing exactly what I want. After about three tries I manage to some how get the hang of jumping really high, and up I go to the second story, take the female skeleton and bring it back down to the ground. Once Post too long. Click here to view the full text.




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 No.20959[Reply]

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp- plus the last three digits you roll is what you will encounter.

Let's hope this board moves fast enough for this to be interesting.

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 No.33225

rolling


 No.33226

Let's go.


 No.33252


 No.33263

rolli-


 No.33267

roll




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 No.33231[Reply]

Could it be true?

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 No.33237

File: a5b1a4e5242b157⋯.png (3.99 KB, 47x48, 47:48, gtkam-folder-camera.png)

Post video please


 No.33239

This is a fishy story, considering the distance from earth and the limitations of the tools used.


 No.33247

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>>33231

Link to anon-o-moose's twitter where they say this. Or their website.


 No.33260

If NASA is going to announce alien life, it'll be some boring micro-organism or bacteria on Mars. They're not going to tell you about the alien bases on the Moon (or here on Earth for that matter). NASA doesn't even have the authority to make that announcement, we're talking about stuff that not even the President or the CIA director are allowed to know about. The people who know about UFOs are basically a super-secret society that answer to no-one, and they probably take orders directly from the aliens themselves. The idea that a public agency like NASA could make such an announcement is extremely silly.


 No.33266

>>33260

This.

Even if anonymouse was right, it won't be the big reveal that people would think it would be.

And the only time there would be a big reveal, the pieces would already be in place to control the populace. It would, from their perspective, already be too late to do anything about the aliens if their intentions are malevolent.




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 No.33246[Reply]

Can anyone help find this video?

I'll go darkweb if I have to.

 No.33248

File: a8881e730a64f15⋯.jpg (2.92 KB, 128x128, 1:1, photo.jpg)

It was uploaded by youtuber

Boniek The Bunny PLUS


 No.33264

>>33248

There's no videos on his channel.

Also I've said this before:

If this is an arg get the fuck out and go market this on Reddit because no one here cares.


 No.33265

>Reverse search

>4cuck




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 No.33229[Reply]

I was told that to summon a succubus you must first prove your devotion to her by offering her your cum. I was directed to always carry the succubus' sigil and to only jerk off thinking of her and to always cum on the sigil. After doing this for a while the succubus would appear.

Is this correct? If so, does it have to be fresh cum or can I also use stored cum. I have a cumsock with about a couple month's worth of loads on it. Can I sacrifice it to the succubus? How would I perform this ritual?

Please also post succubus sigils.

 No.33262

>>33229

All you will accomplish by doing that, is creating a tulpa (a thoughtform). From your point of view though, there will be no difference. Once a tulpa becomes strong enough, you'll be able to see it and hear it, and perhaps even feel its touch. Be careful, some people end up being controlled by the tulpas they created.




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 No.33224[Reply]

I think I've been involuntarily giving someone the evil eye /x/, how can I turn it into a deliberate act? And is there a way to make its effects more powerful/ make it last longer?

 No.33261

File: 27e01f78b31b10f⋯.pdf (1.23 MB, [Paul_Huson]_Mastering_Wit….pdf)

>>33224

Most books on magic focus on positive feelings and how to heal, etc. This is the only book that I know of, that honestly teaches you how to curse someone, including how to use the evil eye. Jump to page 129 if you're only interested in that (but I suggest that you read it from the beginning).




 No.33172[Reply]

I want to learn about manipulation of time using supernatural means. I'm not talking about going back in time, fuck that, I want to know about slowing it down.

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 No.33218

>I'm posting this from a burner to warn you OP.

The second you learn how to effectively use time magic, OP, you are on the run.

For your life.

The time cops start coming, and they don’t stop. You will never have a peaceful moment in time again.

This is why the first thing you need to figure out, to survive, is how to make pockets. A pocket is a time loop. No, I'm not going to help you. If you've gotten this far, you can figure it out. Once made, you become the only real thing in the pocket. So you can sleep, or go nuts, rob stores, eat fancy food, whatever. No consequences in fake time.

The time loop isn’t real. But that doesn’t mean that it doesn’t want to be real. You've given it a nexus point to reality. So, every time you make a pocket, you also make a "pocket monster". It's a shadow of the unreal time that tries to cross into real time. They’re nasty, Lovecraftian things. The longer the loop, the bigger and nastier the pocket monster. On the plus side, an 8-hour pocket monster can keep two dozen time cops busy for a few hours. Enough time for you to slip away from the scene.

Every time wizard needs pockets, it’s also why time wizardry carries a death sentence.

Why not to learn time magic:

1. The odds are good that you’ll never meet another wizard yourself.

2. Also, you age in the pockets. Say goodbye to at least 1/3 of your life.

3. How you die in the end: cop, monster, suicide run, dementia at 45. It’s just a matter of how much ass you want to kick between now and your inevitable demise.

Some wizards make a huge pocket and die in it. Then they become real-unreal. A pocket monster themselves. I’ve had time cops tell me about it.

They've told me about how becoming a pocket monster is the fate of anyone who learns time magic.

Even time cops.

I think they're fucking with me.

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 No.33254

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 No.33257

>>33218

So are you in the real world now or–?


 No.33259

>>33218

Correct. Time travel is heavily regulated and the government has a monopoly on it. Most people regret learning about it.




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 No.22556[Reply]

Hi /x/

/pol/ shills keeps telling me to come here and tell you good /x/philes about GATE.

GATE = Gifted and Talented Education, it's a part of the American system. Basically kids are put through a screening test around grade 3-4 and some are selected by the results of the test to go into separate classes, sometimes separate schools for a day or so each week. Here they are given the most advanced memes the state has in order to ensure they follow the rest of the cattle, or better yet, become the left wing memes and get handed the keys to the gate.

Ok, it's fairly straight forward, not even odd. Smarter kids getting more appropriate lessons, better education even more opportunities. It still sounds like a good thing from outside. But it gets spoopy...

Fastforward from grade school, shitposting on /pol/ one day [ https://archive.is/qQkpC ] about LSD trips, kek, and the other 41 deities re-incarnating back to Earth for the final battle and what do you know, the thread is full of ex-GATE kids, like all of us (till it got shill bombed) were top of our class gifted and talented students who went through this special system.

A few similarities about us became apparent as the threads naturally evolved;

- Blue eyes (ok it's a given on /pol/)

- Occipital Bun (aka math bump on the back of skull)

- Birth Complications (like weeks early or not breathing)

- Near Death Experiences (particularly drowning)

- lack of memory of GATE - (we all did many many hours there, and it's very vague)

- windows were covered

- tendency to being followed (abductions and general tracking too)

Other similarities, less common but still a few exGATErs agree on these too;

- Interest in /x/ phenomena

- Heavy early twenties drug period

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 No.33219

>>32321

Less than a couple percent anon, INTP and INTJ are both personality types that take the test multiple times, and are overly drawn to things like the Meyers-Briggs Personality Test. Their projections of population percentage comes from the assumption that everyone only takes the test once, and they themselves admitted that they really have no clue just how many of those two personality types there are out there.

Which makes it all the more interesting that this site has such a high concentration


 No.33221

>blue eyes

<green/hazel (it changes)

>occipital bun

<yes

>birth complications

<jaundice, incompatible blood type with my mom

>near death experiences

<almost drowned a couple times, took a blow to the head that would have knocked anyone else out

>lack of memory of GATE

<yeah, covered windows and all

>tendency to being followed

<not autistic enough to get into gangstalking

>interest in /x/ phenomena

<a given considering where we are, I'm into how spiritual belief can minorly influence reality

>forehead scars

<yes

>early speech therapy

<no

>first born son

<on my moms side, name actually translates to first born son

>Migraines

<rarely

>Israeli art student gfs

<had a few gfs, all of them white

>Meme magic

<as stated above, although I minorly believed it before the Heqet connection was even made

>premonitions/prophetic dreams

<yes

>above average intuition

<not really in a position to say, have been told so though

>Zulu-15

<don't know it

>spirit girl

<yeah, around 7-8

>zenner cards

<never taken the test, honestly think people who do it minorly influence reality to change which caPost too long. Click here to view the full text.


 No.33223

>>22556

- Blue eyes (ok it's a given on /pol/)

>Green eyes

- Occipital Bun (aka math bump on the back of skull)

>Probably, did good on Calc AB but probably bombed BC

- Birth Complications (like weeks early or not breathing)

>Not to my knowledge

- Near Death Experiences (particularly drowning)

>Not to my knowledge

- lack of memory of GATE - (we all did many many hours there, and it's very vague)

>Mostly just reading stories and stuff

- windows were covered

>Not to my knowledge

- tendency to being followed (abductions and general tracking too)

>Not to my knowledge

- Interest in /x/ phenomena

>Perhaps a slight inclination

- Heavy early twenties drug period

>Not there yet

- Forehead scares

>N/A

- Early speech therapy

>Yep

- First born sons

>Yep

- Migraines

>N/A

- Israeli art student girlfriends (not even joking)

>I wish

- Meme Magic

>Kind of a non sequitur

- Premonitions/prophetic dreams

>N/A

- Above average intuition

>Yep

- Zulu-15

>Only zulu I know of is in terms of aviation (UTC and phonetic 'Z')

- A spirit girl (childhood friend or dream lady)

>N/A

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 No.33253

>>22556

Aliens talk to me telepathically

I'm not supposed to tell people.

INFP

>blue eyes

<Green/Hazel part of one eye is brown, have a lazy eye

>occipital bun

<yes

>birth complications

<no, was a large baby 8lb9oz

>near death experiences

<scar on top pf head from hitting shelf in earthquake. Almost died whitewater tubing when baptized. Almost died in car accident. Maybe a couple other NDEs.

>lack of memory of GATE

<what is GATE?

>tendency to being followed

<the CIA is following me.

>interest in /x/ phenomena

<I'm here

>forehead scars

<under eyebrow

>early speech therapy

<no

>first born son

<my brother gave me his birthright

>Migraines

<rarely

>Israeli art student gfs

<no

>Meme magic

<what?

>premonitions/prophetic dreams

<yes

>above average intuition

<genius iq

>Zulu-15

<right.

>spirit girl

<uhh?

>zenner cards

<only symbolically correlating

>Berenstein bears

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 No.33258

I am Mexican (brown eyes black hair), I went to a school exclusively for GATE from grade 3 - 6. my IQ is 135. Ive gone through many childhood traumas that probably were near death. I remember being the only one in some of my classes to take separate tutoring and counseling. I remember they would ask me questions on what my interests were and how I would solve certain problems. Also I was placed in language testing because I was bilingual. Besides those exclusive counseling programs I was in, we had computer lab, Science, art, field trips, even theater performances. It was a lot of fun.

Funny how about 3 months after I left that school, I had a mental breakdown. I had a sudden panic attack and was crying to the point I couldnt speak because I missed that school so much. I could say that I didnt feel that way since this one time I thought I was getting possessed by a malignant spirit when i was 10.




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 No.32591[Reply]

>Earth spins perfectly to the gravitational force

>a faster rotation would be counterproductive to gravity

>Moon influence the rotation of earth, slowing it down to a perfect spin

>the moon also has almost the perfect size to the sun with consideration of the distance

>moon has no spinn at all even so the earth body is five times bigger than moon itself, approximately 27% the size of the Earth.

>earth curvature appears at 10,600 metres, lets be fair and say 11,000 metres

>divided through 5: moons curvature: ca. 2200 metres

>look up any moon landing videos or satelite images, no easy to spot curvature at all.

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 No.33227

>>33129

When atmospheric conditions (ie air or water) are responsible for creating an artificial horizon there is highly visible shimmer or ripple effect, which while seen over the river, is noticeably absent from the picture of the city disappearing over the curve, and the land in the picture of the river.


 No.33228

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Such a smart thread really

I'm amazed that everyone here is so smart

I bet NASA is shitting themselves over you guys


 No.33240

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>>33228

>what are wind patterns

Its the same reason it takes longer to fly from New York to Seattle than vice versa. Planes generally try to ride the currents of wind, when they have to go against those currents it takes longer.


 No.33249

>>33240

Anon lets think this through real quick

The average commercial plane flies at 500-600mph

Let's assume the shorter distance is slower than hell, maybe 400mph

That means you are suggesting that the long distance trip is happening at at least 800mph, but perhaps even up to 1200mph, because of turbulence.

You legitimately think wind speed is putting a commercial plane, which can't survive the sonic boom, well past the speed of sound.


 No.33250

>>33240

>>33249

Not to mention the fact that when the wind is in their favour commercial airlines tend to run their engines less, to save fuel, and this basically averages out the speed to as slow as a plane flying against the wind, or even slower than one flying without any.




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 No.33177[Reply]

I'm making a paranormal/spiritual guide, please post suggestions.

>God exists. He exists not as a theory and not as a concept of the universe as a whole, but as an actual thinking real individual/beyond being/entity of pure power and love and permanently unmatched and immeasurable intelligence.

>God is the one and only God

>God controls everything and everynothing

>there is free will but God created free will so God controls it.

>all things that happen percieved by people as good or bad are things that God chooses to make happen

>there is no devil or bad enemy figure, and these false idol characters are always created by people who childishly refuse to give God credit for all events that take place.

>people who can't handle giving God credit for everything in every way, are accidentally foolishly insulting the intelligence of God by pretending they are taking away power from God by inventing false idol puppets like jesus and satan.

>some people can't handle giving God all the credit for everything because "my puppy died" and they rationalize "my puppy is good" so how can God be good if God made my puppy die? it's extremely sad and I'm not denying how these people feel even if I know that they are being stupid. not everyone can grasp the big picture, but even those who can grasp it are only grasping like a baby grasps at their mothers breast.

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 No.33207

>>33193

>I think what he's going for hear is

>1.) How to listen to god

>2.) Listening to god is of the utmost importance

>3.) Humans talking about (what god wants) are not actually talking about what god wants. The bibile/ any written test "of god"/ any religion of god. is not actually of god

>4.) what god wants from/for each human is different hence point 3

>I think he's trying not to commit the "sin" that he thinks the writings of god and religions of god make. The problem he seems to have with them is they try to extrapolate the message of god into a broad message easily digestible for everyone or its used to control them. Which is not the nature of gods message. Because gods message is personal to each and every human being. So he would be guilty the same as them if he told you how to talk to god to receive his message.

>or at least that my pull from it. I just find it funny that he shits on the bible then uses the bible as a source

that's a good way of looking at it anon. thanks for that. remember though, I did say:

>most if not all religions are mostly if not all wrong- but most if not all religions have small pieces of truth.

believing everything you read as perfect, that's the problem.


 No.33210

>>33203

Unaware of this. What happened?


 No.33211

>>33207

> everything you read as perfect

ahhh I see I do something similar. But its the opposite.

I find the little bit of truth in everything. I'll spend 30 min watching some old cook give a talk about how he drilled down into under ground caverns with special forces to fight aliens type things.

And I'll hear one bit of truth that ties into other strange paranormal sightings. In that case it was their odor that was reminiscent of other sighted paranormal activity.


 No.33212

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>>33210

Never updated.

Probably just pussied out or rused us


 No.33214

>>33212

I was hoping he didn't just stop posting. Everyone will just end up thinking it is a ruse and therefore your attempted ruse had no point.




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 No.30477[Reply]

What if we're all tulpas?

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 No.33066

>>30488

What if atoms are just God's tuplas.


 No.33078

>>33066

But God is a tulpa himself…


 No.33088

>>33066

gods eternal self-destructive dance, a rhythm of courtship, time, love, hate, destruction, life, death everything and nothing


 No.33174

>>33078

stop flattering yourself.


 No.33199

*tulpae




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 No.33183[Reply]

>walk towards bathroom to rub one off

>see this

what do?

 No.33187

Shoot n loot


 No.33198

Go back to my room and masturbate with the door open, because I'm not a fucking pussy.




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 No.31793[Reply]

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 No.31953

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>secureteam


 No.32053

>>31793

You don't know what tl;dr means, faggot


 No.33192

Good rule of the internet is to not ever trust anyone's videos if they have a cinematic shitty intro with nothing but music or start off their video with "hello" or "today we'll be" over intro footage.


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>>33192

video format of what you said


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