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Is this possible? I've made a couple of them mad but haven't made them use it as a justification to believe me.

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The "atheist" can't be the BO. He wanted Christians banned, and Christians aren't banned yet. And he's not even an atheist anyway. The first time I bumped into that hotheaded shill he was ranting in a succubus thread about the classic "problem of evil". Then he started talking about how occultism being a sin proves his point, how he was in a healthy relationship with a conjured succubus (if such a thing is even possible) and how Lilith is an aspect of the "feminine divine". After getting outed as succubus-anon and told how his own goddess is subject to his problem-of-evil rant the "ban the Christians" thread came up and the astroturfing and shilling kicked into full gear.

If the BO and this clown were one and the same then saying the sacred feminine is subject to every argument against the existence of a good and perfect God in a world where evil exists would either get me perma'd, give him a stroke, or both. He's definitely not the board owner.



It was a BO of a different board.


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But as I say my beliefs are far more complicated, I see women as dualistic and men unitary. This explains why women today are fucked up because if God created a woman and Satan created a woman and neither turned out "right" Eve and Lilith, respectively , one a horrid slut the other a naive idiot who preyed on Adam's desires, unknowingly, this explains the dual nature of women and why they are predestined to be mental, never question anything beyond the norm, are mass consumer junkies and are the cause of wars in and of themselves, even a heterosexual man myself I think they at least need to be micromanaged and lorded over, hence if they are not, chaos happens. Pic related.


Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I like stirners template



wasn't Lacan sort of a shill? I'm very skeptical of looking into him, though I like other sociological philosophers like Land and Delueze, albeit from a critical lens.

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Anyone else feel like they really and truly do not belong in this world, or this reality for that matter? I want to know if anyone else feels as if they wish to travel to another existence and escape this world, maybe ive been reading too many comics and playing too many video games, I mean I do interact with people a lot, Im not some social outcasted robot, but there’s been a consistent increasing feeling of unease and continuous longing for something else. Does anyone else feel this? Is there a way to escape this world, or this dimension for that matter, without suicide?

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I've had enough paranormal experiences in my life to know that something is seriously "amiss" about this world. It only confirms what I've felt for as long as I remember.



Share your experiences with us, anon.


We are all to be in the universe until it’s eventual end, but said should not be a concern of ours at this moment.

Our soul can rise above this plane, whether in this life or the next, but it can never exit the mental image of the creator, it is as a character in a dream attempting to flee the dream itself and enter the “real world”



Muh burgers.



Hmm yes I do too, its the whittling time thing I feel

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witch craft is just the ayylmao and lizards trying to dupe us because we are more powerful than them. Don't believe everything that you read.

We are meant to be captains of the simulation.

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the vampires?



Who is the Admin?



In other words I have had this thought. Imagine how the NSA spies on all of our phonecalls. Suppose Ayys can nanobot and spy on all our thoughts and actions. Supppose they make other races of batshit insane ayys or extraterrestrial humans believe that they have magical powers. The reality could be nanobots reading their thoughts, calculating their "faith", and running a perpetual psy-op for them to believe their magic works because they 'raised their consciousness' or some bullshit. Through their societal belief structure the ayyys at the top control the dupes into believing they are so much more superior and enlightened than us. They run their cruel experiments and manage our race, none the wiser of who is pulling the strings.


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So why would they allow you to think that thought? Pic kinda related



What fantasy novel have you been reading?

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I typed this in on youtube. its tryfg

It shows all sorts of nasty things.

What does this mean?

There was a reddit post on it 4 days ago.

link to to reddit post https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/bqodcx/i_found_something_strange_on_youtubehelp_me_dig/

Link to tryfg https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=tryfg

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And now half the results are spanish-speaking youtubers trying to exploit the algorithm wormhole that half/x/ and reddit created.


I saw thread on 4chan abaut this and someone pointed out the comments on the videos that doesnt seem to make sense but actually are some kinde of code language. Probably for some youtube cp ring idk… If you type something what small child would type example "SPIDERMAN ELSA" results are also questionable and the comments on the videos are same type as trygfs. Someone also linked video that i couldnt find later anymore it involves children and is pretty fucking creepy same kind of shit what you find when you type "spiderman elsa" but the lost video involves only the guy with joker mask and two children sittin on the table liking big lollipops with wicked sounds and song playing.


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I get this shit


trygf has similar results



now youtube disabled the keyword. but the results still work if you type them in the search

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What has this dude gotten himself into? Why did Rogan dismiss him out of hand? Wikileaks showed he was indeed in contact with John Podesta who is also obsessed with aliens. There is something to this. Was I the only one who felt like they were listening to more than the rantings of a crazy man? No amount of smug YouTube essayists could convince me otherwise.



I don't listen to Rogan's podcast. What happened? Isn't Rogan quite open-minded when it comes to fringe topics? I mean, he had Alex Jones as a guest, right? And Graham Hancock and that old bearded guy who knew everything about global catastrophes. If he dismissed DeLonge, it's probably because he doesn't take him seriously as an authority on the subject of UFOs, I guess. Okay, we know he was in contact with a guy who's also interested in UFOs, but so what?


dude ruined punk, and gave rise to the emo revival, thus neutering it

speaking of punk, I always though that D.C. Dischord punks like Henry Garfield and Ian Mackaye were glow in the dark niggers.



Assuming you don't want want to listen to the whole thing, here are a few clips. Tom doesn't really like to get into specifics by the looks of things.


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Since the U.S. is the world's punching bag at the moment and the American South and Midlands are the rest of Americans punching bag….do you think the next Pol Pot will rise out of the south? Also the intense abortion bans are a spoopy sign of some bad mojo on the horizon.


lol, that would be wild, Dictator Dixie



>spoopy abortion bans

OK reddit

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Like most people, I have a killswitch which sends me to sleep almost instantly. In my case, it's the sound of raindrops against a roof or car window.

Strange thing is, there are a couple of vids on Youtube specifically centered on that kind of content, but twenty or thirty minutes, I suddenly get "interference" by something which sounds like music coming from the car's radio. Except the radio isn't on, and the only sound you're supposed to hear are aforementioned raindrops banging against the car window.

It get's even more bizarre when you listen in to the stuff - seems to be some weird kind of Christian crap about Jesus being our lord and dying for our sins and then some, but again, I find it difficult to believe that some random YouTube fag is trying to brainwash people who like the sound of rain.

Has anyone else encountered similar things?

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Facebook's use of bots makes me wonder just how many bots are roaming the internet.



When I was 14 I used to fall asleep very easily during the car ride home from school. I was hot, tired (weird non 24h sleep pattern) and wearing my absolutely atrocious heat conducting uniform in the tropics. I used to hear the sound effects used in CS:GO for explosions and gunfire. I have had other experiences like this usually when half asleep and somewhat uncomfortable but with different sounds since I don't play CS:GO anymore. Usually they are short loops of a song I've listened to a few too many times or someone calling something out.



>muh shills

Only shills believe binaural beats won't cleanse the ASMR demons from your brain





>someone complains about christians on /x/, calls for their ban

>BO says he'll ban if they spam

>this spammer conveniently shows up


I heard some bitch call men who beat off to ASMR to be pathetic and had tiny penises in one of her vids. she's a professional and not one of those camwhores and I had to turn it off because it spooked me and made me mad. came out of nowhere.

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Book thread

Post your favorite occult books.


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make sure its the 1600's version

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Most early 1900's videos were completely and utterly faked. It's all a fucking lie. Why, I don't know, but it simply is. There are videos of people riding on bikes without touching the pedals for long ass periods of time (motorized bikes) and the such. Civilization is much more advanced than you think, and WAS much more advanced than you think.


This just goes to show this. Look at the fucking buses! That shit may sneak past one's eye, but overall, it's all fake. Plays like a movie to be quite honest. Seriously.

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I'm 90% sure Fomenko's alternative chronology is wrong, but I'm going to read his books anyway. I wish there was more information in English about his theories and the "phantom centuries" theorists in general. A historian's input would be much needed and appreciated.


Came back and wow, holy shit there's been quite the shitstorm in my wake.



From as I understand it, reading both Wikipedia alongside the sources listed to make sure they've been paraphrased correctly, Pompeii and Herculaneum became nothing more than mere legends as those who remembered the eruption died off and details were lost through the generations. Their names and precise location were forgotten around the Middle Ages, and by the 15 - 1600s, the few people living in the region of Mt. Vesuvius would refer to it as La Cività - The Civilization. The legend entailed a lost city of some sort buried deep beneath Vesuvius' ash deposits, but nobody had any proof. There was no specific location, only a general area, and no specific name. Again, please correct me if I'm wrong. But that's how I understand it. Any mention of Pompeii and/or Herculaneum after the fall of the Roman Empire yet before 1798 is anachronistic, or at least they should be, since they refer to settlements that were not known by the general populace. And yet more than enough evidence exists that suggests they were never forgotten. As I showed in my earlier replies, maps from the 16th and 17th centuries, in addition to the 1631 stone epitaph all refer to the two cities by name. The two cities which had been buried by ash and forgotten by history for over 1500 years. Any way you cut it, those names should not be on the map. Nor should they be on that epitaph. I'm not gonna say it again but the names of the settlements around Mt. Vesuvius were supposedly rediscovered alongside the settlements themselves.

In conclusion, there can only be two possibilities:

<Pompeii was never truly forgotten, and 1798 is when they finally decided to dig it up and give Alcubierre some free recognition that he really didn't deserve

<Pompeii survived much, much later than when we are told, and whether it was a new city built over the ashes of the original, or the original city having never suffered from its alleged AD 79 destructiPost too long. Click here to view the full text.


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I've been reading more of what's on the StolenHistory website, and for all the sheer batshittery they've put out on display (a human cloning centre disguised as an 18th/19th century prison is one of their latest threads to give you some idea of how unhinged they all are), they've pointed out that everything we know about Genghis Khan is likely false, as it all comes from a 1908 book written by a fervent Mongolian nationalist, Baavuday Tsend Gun, whose cited sources are entirely nonexistent. If this is indeed the case, then we need a rethink over the entire history of Eurasia, since Khan was arguably its largest figure. There are references to a "Chingiscan" or some other derivative as the founding patriarch of the Tartarian royal family, but then that begs another question; was Tartary its own empire, or just a forgotten historical synonym for Mongolia? If Tartary was real, where are the artefacts? What was its currency, and what were its denominations? Why are there no surviving examples of said currency?

You can find coins from monarchs that ruled for a matter of weeks 2000 years ago, as the latest find in England discovered. Why can't we find any coins from any monarch that ruled what was allegedly the largest, most dominant Empire on the face of the Earth for several hundred years, finally being defeated 150 - 200 years ago? If someone can procure an actual coin bearing the mark of "Tartary", then the theory holds some solid ground and we really may be lied to on a massive scale. How massive is again up to you, whether it was just an Empire that history has forgotten despite its recency, or something completely destroyed by an unparalleled natural and man-made string of disasters that happened only a few hundred years after the death of Christ rather than 1800, with us living in year i/j500 or whatever Fomenko believes. But until then, it remains doubtful in my eyes.

Finally, for all you antiquarians out there, please tell me what in the flying fuck are these pictures supposed to depict? Second image is apparently a fireworks celebration with candlelight, and I must say the floating orbs inside the temple buildings were a nice touch. I found a colored version of the latter at one point Post too long. Click here to view the full text.


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Chingiscan is just another way of saying Genghis Khan.


Dumbest thread I've seen in a while.

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Ongoing Experiments in the Field of Anti-Matter Weapons Research and the Hotan Event:

According to public sources, after briefly researching the concept of anti-matter as a triggering mechanism for fusion-based (thermonuclear) devices, the U.S. Air Force ceased its research into the concept 10 years ago, and nothing has been reported on the topic since. The news of this research came on the heels of a number of breakthroughs, including the ability to stabilize anti-matter for 17 minutes. The public accepted the news of the ceasing of this research as a fact and moved on.

I believe the public deserves to be aware of a few facts that they don’t currently have at their disposal. The first is that anti-matter research is alive and well, and continues to this day. After years of experimentation, the Air Force, in cooperation with Lawrence-Livermore National Laboratories, has developed containment “pods” that can permanently stabilize small quantities of anti-matter (about 300 atoms.) The second is that while American research was halted when it was determined that storing very large quantities posed the risk of a Mass Extinction Event; a likely outcome when considering the fragility of the containment pods.

The third fact probably deserves its own novel, but I must keep this brief. The U.S. has a functioning technological mechanism for the sending and receiving of messages through the dimension of “time.” It is located somewhere in New Mexico, but not at any of the major laboratories you may be familiar with. It functions by emitting and detecting slightly greasy neutrinos in an ultra-cold environment approximately 1,500 feet BGL, where it is shielded from most naturally occurring neutrinos.

The fourth is that this device has provided us with intelligence indicating that a massive explosion will occur some time in the year 2020 near the Southwestern China city of Hotan. Where the Americans discontinued their research, the Chinese have clearly continued endeavoring to contain increasingly large quantities of anti-matter. This can only lead to disaster. The nature of temporal mechanics dictates that the future and past are always in a state of flux, and that even armed with intelligence Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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what is the hotan event?



>>50059 look at the way OP chooses their words and the specificity of the information. You dont necessarily have to believe it will happen, just pretend "ok, what IF this is true" and go from there.

>>50033 in this context, the "Hotan Event" is a "Global Mass Extinction Event, rivaling the terms "Cretaceous" and other terms used to define "portions of time on earth up until someone turned the power off and then back on again."



>in this context, the "Hotan Event" is a "Global Mass Extinction Event, rivaling the terms "Cretaceous" and other terms used to define "portions of time on earth up until someone turned the power off and then back on again."

Up until the power itself ran out, no one/thing in particular necessarily was at fault/to blame for the power outage

sage for double post



You didn't answer their question.



>The destructive force is estimated to be the equivalent of 3 Billion tons of TNT.

Which is exactly the destructive capability of the world's entire nuclear arsenal, or 15,000 nuclear warheads, interestingly. What makes you so sure that it's antimatter, and not something else?

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Could it be that niggers are actually a remnant race left over from a time of pre-history where magic and magical beings ruled the Earth, akin to Orcs?

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Interesting. So niggers really are nonhumans



I always sort of figured that niggers were the "missing link," and that's why nobody will come out and say it. But that's just as bad as the "out of africa" theory of evolution.

Either way, they're domesticable as farm animals and laborers (so long as the task at hand is a simple one), but keeping them around, subsidizing their unsupervised breeding, and leaving them to their own devices is just suicide.


Asians got mutated by the bug aliens to be more like them, which is why they have such different features and such a hive mentality/social structure.

Meanwhile whites were left to the Nordic aliens, usually benevolent, and were made more into their image, being tall and blonde and fair.

The dark races were left as they are, little more than animals on their dark continent with no extra-terrestrial intervention.







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What interesting things have you read about Atlantis?


They supposedly used some kinda advanced crystal tech, could it be they used philosopher stones? to extend life and heal themselves? might it be more similar to the acuscope? maybe they knew about lasers and did construction like puma punku? the legend passed down somehow, the egyptians seemed to get less and less technologically adept - it could have been like some of the empires in known history, that they had a main island but spread their influence across most of the world, the atlantic ocean must be named that for a reason

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>timeUsed(+theKnowledgeOfYourSpeed) X 2

Really not needed

It would be almost double the distance at the equator

So even half around antartica would take a shit load of time, and a lot more than on a globe.

We're talking multiple times the amount not just

>longer than expected



>It would be almost double the distance at the equator

>We're talking multiple times the amount not just longer than expected

if the earth is flat, it might not be which is why the voyage should be done and livestreamed so that we all can know witch one is it for sure.(and a good thing is that if there is doubt that the ones doing the voyage are goverment operatives, non-metaphorically anyone can do a trip and livestream to corroborate or disprove said goverment voyage, and if the new voyage its takes as another goverment voyage take a guess at what can be done for that one and all subsequent ones)



> The fact that everyone wants to ridicule the idea and nobody actually wants to investigate seems fishy to me.

That's a reaction to the absolute certainty of the promoters that it is the real location because they say it is and there is no room for debate anymore. Call it Newton's law of stupidity, for every act of boneheadedness there is a contrarian act.


Serious answer: read up on Doggerland.



Doggerland might have been home to some ancient proto-civilization, but it doesn't match Plato's description of Atlantis… We need to keep in mind that according to the Egyptian priest who told Solon the story, there had been many countries destroyed by fire and water over the years. Atlantis was only one of them.

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The God of the Elite isn't Lucifer.

If you think Lucifer is something like the culmination of all Humans you are completely wrong, in fact if you think you know the origin of how we came to be you are completely wrong.

No persons here understands what the Elite believe, that has never been posted online.

A lot of what is known in the past 10 years I'm responsible for, but even that is only maybe 25-30% of the whole truth.

Pic related, a lot of people are posting pictures of a Devil eating people because of the geometric implication which reveals the interplay of two pentacles which is a very important key to understanding what the elite believe.

But, if you cannot move entirely beyond it you will not have the bigger picture, all you will have is shit that is fed to people who don't get the picture to give them the impression they understand what is going on but in reality they know nothing.

The absolute highest images and symbols of power have never been written about.

I posted the meaning of the Hexagram because I thought it was funny people are still sucking shit out of the asshole of 1920s writing but even this alone isn't enough to actually move forward.

All of you fuckers are in the matrix, and whoever has the strongest symbol has the most control so the sigil magic, meme magic everyone posts is completely useless as fuck

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fucking shill thread i swear


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The first dianic witch, are you happy?



Diana was worshipped by the Romans, and by the Greeks before them (as Artemis) and probably by even older cultures under different names. I find it hard to believe that the first dianic witch cult was started in relatively recent times.



Oh yeah, I;m talking about being witch's and worshiping her. For sure our lady was established very far off, same with the horned god, but the concept of being her (as the aradia states) her pupil was started with the legends set by the aradia.


all of this shit is just the lizards and ayys trying to dupe you.

Plant medicines hold the key.

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Hi, I'm the new board owner. I'm not sure how many have noticed, but /x/ has been almost 4 months without a BO. Anyway, we can use this thread to discuss the state of the board, rules, settings, etc.

To the person who reported the cuck porn thread: thanks, and I'm sorry that the previous BO banned you for asking a perfectly valid question. Thanks to everyone who has reported off-topic posts.

So far I've disabled "Require image for OP" (you can now create a thread without having to upload a picture) and "Require subject for OP" (does every thread really need a title?).

What do you guys think about "Forced anonymous"? Should it remain enabled?

Rules (I'm posting them here since board pages are all broken at the moment)

1. Follow the global rules: no spam or illegal content

2. Keep politics and political memes out of /x/

3. Porn and gore will be removed unless they're relevant to the topic being discussed, and they should be spoilered

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Does anyone have that image of /b/ raiding us?

I don't remember sanctuary, that would have been nice. I remember /x/ radio with Monster Boogie. I bought that NEET a pizza once.

Any way, it's nice that /x/ is finally showing signs of life again. I knew it couldn't stay dead forever. /x/ always reanimates. We survived all the /b/ raids with absolutely no moderation, after all, even though it changed the board every single time.



Which raid? The tractor raid?



Bring back the little to no moderation. Some lefty or centrist faggot that does nothing unless a topic or subtopic that could remotely be called /pol/ in any way even if it's 100% related to the thread topic, in which case he hands out yuge bans like it's candy. The old 8/x/ BO that did nothing at all was so much better than this reactionary faggot. Hell, he nuked half the thread about "early 1900s was fake" (just the "/pol/" half of course, not the "/pol/ bad" half). Just give the BO position to someone who actually cares about the board and doesn't have a spergout over topic-related politics. Even 4/x/ is better because of this.


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>Does anyone have that image of /b/ raiding us?

I only have this one, not sure if it's what you were thinking about. NSFW.



Bring back the little to no moderation. Some right-wing or centrist faggot that does nothing unless a topic or subtopic that could remotely be called /pol/ in any way even if it's 100% related to the thread topic, in which case he hands out yuge bans like it's candy. The old 8/x/ BO that did nothing at all was so much better than this reactionary faggot. Hell, he nuked half the thread about "early 1900s was fake" (just the "/pol/" half of course, not the "/pol/ bad" half). Just give the BO position to someone who actually cares about the board and doesn't have a spergout over topic-related politics. Even 4/x/ is better because of this. I want to suck my mom's penis.

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>tfw no vampire gf

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>he doesn't know he can get one if he looks hard enough




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Use Anonfile instead.


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Tfw no facesiting vampire gf


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>not knowing that the real way to kill a vamp is with triple shot holy water



The problem about Vampire gf's though is they are dead and will always be dry in the vagina

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