/cow/ - Lolcows

>>206629

Oh yes, I was thinking how enthusiastically people here embraced the thread, without giving it a second thought. I can only say, we have lost focus.

>>204652

You could use an existing engine. I think if we did the models in blender first and then imported and tweaked them in crytek 3 we could get that perfect uncanny valley effect. As far as dialogue goes, we could make use of Google speech to text and literally make the person have to plead with the subject. The use of specific phrases and keywords could trigger the animations. Also you'd have to find items which help you accomplish your goal. In the case of getting her to take a bath you'd have to get Japanese fake sperm bath liquid and tell her that it would be super kiwi and hentai if she took a bath for you. Only problem is that if I recall correctly she actually does take a lot of baths. What she needs is a shower and to stop using stinky hair straightened products and dyes. She loads her hair with the stuff to make it look oriental. Meaning darker and flatter. Most Asians have round hair cuticals and less of them. Which means thicker sparser hair which combines to look flat when grown long. They also have black hair. She naturally has none of those traits. So she uses a lot of product. My dad does the same some, sans the color. Because he has really thick curly hair that if left to it's own devices becomes a full on uncombable afro. Recently he's discovered Moroccan oil, and that helps without smelling like wet dog and curry. Imagine what that stuff smells like of you burn it with a straightening iron, which she does. Which is why she looks like an oily nasty mess and smells like burnt garbage. It's her grooming products. She's trying to pull a Michael Jackson. Better keep her away from sparklers.

>>203973

You should edit out the "Jews owned all slaves" part because it's not true. There are no reliable figures on that one way or the other and the claim is almost entirely based on cherry-picking arbitrary dates (usually in the 16th-17th century when the trans-Atlantic slave trade was still tiny) when Dutch records might show a slight blip in Jewish participation in the slave trade (although it's never been "most", just slightly disproportionate). Ironically, this claim was first made popular by Nation of Islam.

You should also edit out the part about "this was more brutal than working on a plantation" part because that is subjective at best (and there is plenty of evidence of horrors going on on the plantations).

The point about Africans selling the slaves is technically true, too. But it ignores the unique properties of the American slavery (and I think that Latino slavery was similar) that made it so bad. It was the breeding of an entire race of slaves, forcing their children to be slaves from the womb. Obviously slavery is pretty bad all the time, but it's especially bad when it's eternal, lasting not just a human being's lifetime, but the lifetime of their descendants and their descendants too. It also doesn't help that it was racially based. This was a fairly unique thing in the history of slavery, that's why Southerners called it "our peculiar institution".

Overall, you shouldn't use this picture. It's got some good facts, but it's too full of lies and half-truths. But feel free to use some of the facts like 1, 3, 4 (but don't include that bullshit about Barbary slavery being worse than transAtlantic slavery), 5 (but don't include that bullshit about "Jews being the biggest slave-owners in America per capita"), 6 (you might want to amend it to "Whites were the first race to actively fight against the institution of slavery in modern times"), 7, and 8

I think I've just found the strangest fucking fanfiction.net account ever: Travis 2016. He writes about characters from the TV show Arthur going to gay bathhouses and getting their cocks cut off. I don't know what to make of this guy at all, but… what the absolute fuck?

https://www.fanfiction.net/u/4486163/Travis-2016

>>204130

>But it ignores the unique properties of the American slavery (and I think that Latino slavery was similar) that made it so bad. It was the breeding of an entire race of slaves, forcing their children to be slaves from the womb.

But that's not unique at all, that's happened throughout history. The fact of the matter is that American slaves had the highest life expectancy and the majority shipped to South America were essentially worked to death. I mean the entire idea that slaves COULD, in fact, have children and relationships and give birth to healthy offspring is evidence of the relative safety.

The thing nobody wants to talk about - and this is one of the main things that lead to segregation and other things that eventually went away - is that they WERE an underclass of uneducated and largely unskilled people and to integrate them into society was going to take a long time anyway. So even if the child was born "free," where the fuck would they go? What would they do? Former slaves were burdens of the state for a long time for a lot of reasons, the sociopolitical ramifications of having current or former slaves be contributing members of society is really complicated and nuanced.

>>206484

Oh, wrong thread. Woops.

>>204130

>the unique properties of the American slavery (and I think that Latino slavery was similar) that made it so bad. It was the breeding of an entire race of slaves, forcing their children to be slaves from the womb

Thats regular slavery, greeks and romans did the same with northern europeans

In fact the only exception I can think of is the spartan system were slaves were actually something like a caste of servants that were owned by the state and not individuals so they could live with their own families, they couldn't be killed for no reasons like it happened to other slaves and they could buy their "freedom" and become full spartan citizens

Ironically sparta has a shit ton of problems with slave revolts while athens which used regular slavery and bought and sold slaves and their children like with any other commodity did not have that many problems

>>206329

no one cares, faggot

why are kiwi admins such cancer?

>>205879

>>205897

a wild tripfag appears

it's super autistic

>>205675

>www

>>206309

What happened to gay chat?

>>206350

ties in with virgin chat

>>206028

>Why he is coddled by Null I will never understand.

Coddled would be an overstatement, but he seems to like people who dare to go against the grain with their opinions,people who challenge the hugbox of widely accepted opinions. Which is why he seemed to enjoy people like P-Logic.

Asterisk was banned at one point so I don't think he's got any particular protection from administration though.

>>183916

Null has a weird obsession with Muslims because he wants to be /pol/ but is too much of a pussy to also go after the non-kosher targets as well (kikes, niggers, trannies, and all the other things his mods are).

Right now he's sperging because he thinks that some Asian sperg he's been stalking is a "secret Muslim." I understand making fun of Islam and going after sandnigger cows, but Null is just doing it because full-on niggerdeath is too hardcore for him.

>>206509

While Null's tinfoil-level fear of Muslims is both real and hilarious, he definitely knows that Jotex (the Asian guy) isn't a Muslim.

Jotex chimps when you call him an Islam, which is why Null does it.

>>206517

Thanks for the explanation. I hadn't paid enough attention to the Jotex thing to get what was going on. It just seemed like Null being a paranoiac again.

I don't really hate them, I'm sure there's some alright guys in there. But a lot of them are annoying as fuck. They really do come across as a bunch of A-Logs most of the time. For instance, how they constantly harp on DSP for "being fat" when he's really just an average looking dude.

>>183916

Islamic cocks is a Jace meme.

>>206223

The cocks to be found in Supporters for an outsider are very soft. The teases you get every once in a while in here by some people posting highlights of some drama make the forum appear much more drama-filled than it actually is.

>>194190

Doesn't ED have admins like Leopirate? Why are they letting some random Twitter tranny get away with this shit?

>>206447

No. He does not stop. Consequence of spending every waking hour on twitter.

Reminds me a bit of that Kacho guy on twitter who complains about GG at least everyday. Though with him he just gets boring fast since all he does is sperg out about everything being the GG boogeyman.

I don't really get why someone like Marg is popular though. Since I would think people following would get bored of the constant stream of inane comments. But I suppose some people have a very low bar for humor.

>>152217

Update, check @mombot https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=from%3Amombot%20_icze4r&src=typd starting at March 19th and watch Madge turn into the Dead Sea.

Did anyone else see Gel's massive spergout after he said Japanese people could not speak Japanese and then tried to backpedal when asked by one of the most popular Japanese devs told him to speak in Japanese? He ended up saying that he won't because he won't waste his time on people who don't understand Japanese. He also sperged out for a few days at being made fun of for all his conflicting stories and cringe worthy art. The guy seems to really hate Japanese people or something. He spergs out whenever they pop up.

>>206642

He claimed that people couldn't speak their native tongue?

>>185528

It was a joke. I pretended to be a member of Anonymous and to give out my name to parody the retards that get Anonymous tatoos and claim to be members on their facebook pages.

Destruction Project

KKK METHOD

I think a lot of people will have ideas for how to destroy or troll the leejun, so we should do individual threads for each method. Here's my KKK plan, reposted:

We use the fawkesfag mask and just poison it completely. Chanology morons turned the joke of failure into a symbol but it isn't theirs and they can't keep it anymore. We will destroy it and retire it like a tattered flag that is burnt and buried.

I am writing a Protocols of the Elders of Zion type document, with forged posts on just after chanology/b/, emails, and chat logs. It details a group of anons being annoyed with all the wannabe leejunfags and worried about Feds after lulzsec was v&.

The oldfags decide to splinter apart for safety and form "anon ops" groups who communicate by normie media, Twitter, Facebook, etc. they plan to impress noobs with simple parlor tricks of ddos and googling a person (aka doxing). Leading the foolish recruits in circles with pointless "operations" that accomplish nothing, getting naive groupy pussy from IRL meetups & protests, and recruiting lots of racists and Internet hate groups into the 'anonymous' collective on the sly. Launching protests for black criminals so the niggers burn their own cities. Publishing false lists of KKK members while protecting the real ones. Then after a long time, but at most one decade, enough normie hanger-ons have attached the symbol to themselves and the oldfags will start to remind the world of what anonymous truly stands for- and completely ruin the lives of every fucking Chad and Erica who "joined anonymous".

A long troll game. Possibly the greatest ever.

They will have to admit they are posers and easily tricked or try to prove they aren't one of the secret neo nazis. I'd rather make the general public think they are 99% nazi though.

We can destroy Anonymous. We will destroy Anonymous. We MUST destroy Anonymous.

We will turn it into a thing they are afraid to show. Chad will delete his pictures of going to protests with a sloppy tie and fawkesfag mask. Joe will have his legionfag tattoo covered up. Cindy will 'unfollow' all the operation anonmoose shit twitter accounts. We will turn it into the social poiPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

I hate to shill, but I thought this was ontopic and some of you may find this interesting.

Me and a few of my buds are making a fairly big list of doxes of people claiming to be Nonimoose lejun. If any of you would like to help with this little "project", if you will, all you need to do is give us a dox or some info on people claiming to be a part of Anonymous.

I'd suggest putting the doxes here, but seeing as I've already created a thread on Baphomet and I don't really want to highjack the thread, just put them in the thread I made on Baphomet

http://8ch.net/baphomet/res/104682.html

There's already some guys from /pol/ there doxing the OpTrump skids, if any of you are interested.

>>187116

Saw the pol thread, seems that for once those lazyniggersfaggots did lift their asses to do something

Good luck with the leleejun, I'll add to the baph thread what I can find

> We are Anonymous.

> We are Legion.

> We do not Forgive.

> We do not Forget.

> EXPECT US!

I have an idea on how to put an end to Peet while also making his fuckery a public affair. I already shared the idea with Templar, Bill, and Doritos Pope, so I figured I'd share with the rest of the thread.

The MTV show Catfish is currently running it's 5th season (I know because my wife is obsessed with it), and I was wondering about reaching out to the hosts of said show and telling them I am being bullied by a catfish (Tara). If it goes well, the faggots that host the show could find Jerry's stash of CP horsefucker fics and nail him for more than just pretending to be a girl.

Does the rest of the thread think this is a good idea, or should I head back to the drawing board?

>>206556

I thought he was taking a break from videos? Or has he decided to live on welfare?

>>205053

I'm genuinely curious as to why anyone would want Peet's advice. He's proven himself to be a shit person over and over again. Not to mention his broken promises And considering his life choices, he isn't really a good role model.

Jerry Peet is a fukin fagit. Someone that dosn't want to white knight Sarah butts is the most fuckin delusional thing i've ever seen.

>>204916

I saw u make thred on the kiwi frms. I'm not goin to waste meh time at that jew place.

>>206598

>I thought he was taking a break from videos?

Only when he was fired, but that only lasted for a week. He's also getting $500 A MONTH on patreon.

>>206558

Eh, the problem with that is that MTV are an entertainment channel. If they do it, you're probably going to enjoy them spinning a narrative so they can make fun of you as well.

>>206638

>>206639

Impersonating a faggot still makes you a faggot, anon.

>>206586

oh what's is that

>>206585

no wal mat that where i call where losers like by your crap just us here in canada

>>206589

>>206588

Congratulations on learning how to reply to someone. I should tell the doctors that a heavily impaired, retarded canadian can learn new tricks.

Tripfag vs Avatarfag: it's the cancerous slapfight of the year!

Not gonna lie in recent years I have been finding better artists on deviantart. It might just be me, but it seems many of the shit artists are now on places like tumblr and such.

>>201291

>34 years old

>can't drive

>poorfag

>Thinks the sky is literally bigger in Montana instead of just being a state's nickname

>does weird MSPaint dominatrix spider shit

>Some dude called "Gundaman" which by judging by the name, looks like a somehow goofier version of Domon Kasshu

This guy seems like a real winner.

>>206561

>Red tumblr noses

SHIT CUNT FUCK WHORE!

>all four of those broken links

I wonder who else isn't from here.

https://coonublog.wordpress.com/ - His blog, which he posted in >>>/pol/5492651 to "prove his intelligence."

Also, someone using the nick Bilbo_Swaggins visited #ncr in the past.

[10:23:28] <JEWS> .seen bilbo_swaggins

[10:23:29] -ChanStat- Bilbo_Swaggins (KiwiIRC@60265060.7FD3386C.9D428029.IP) was last seen quitting for "Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client" on Wed January 20 00:11:54 2016 EST (62 days, 9 hours, 11 minutes ago)

>>206627

You take the * out of the name.

It's to prevent people from linking direct from 8chan.

It's been happening this way since the 2016 election so websites can't clear our votes based on link origin.

It's a /pol/ thing.

No excuse for the first one, though.

He keeps spamming up the joint asking for debates, but in the youtubes he posts I don't hear debates, all I hear is his followers stroking him off and then at the end him just talking to a couple people.

Literally how is this a debate?

btw, the Kiwi Farms one is an edit. The real version shows him losing his shit constantly, especially when the user who doxed him was giving his dox He then starts in with some consent jive and literally ignored the user who he was supposed to debate explicitly giving consent to record so the user left.

https://mega.nz/#!fBh3haxa!MmPpxzu7u4lB7ZrYa9suWg2UtgrX6PVwnF66s6mP71w

He punked out and has let his followers suck his e-peen enough that he believes what he says.

>>191028

>Ctrl+F Arcanine

>More than 100 matches

>>197858

Sorry, I'm a retard. I've not checked out this thread for a while, and never to r9k. I looked at the link, saw the name, assumed he was a namefag, and since they don't have thread IDs I used Ctrl+f.

I really don't know how these bitches keep the cops off their ass.

> obsessed with school shooters

> promoting natural selection

> posts videos of shooting an AR-15

as a white man, if i did that shit my ass would be in a mental hospital by now.

>>206592

>fat goth

>shit stance

>just spastic pulling of the trigger without really aiming at anything

She's Liberian tier.

>>206610

The pussy pass is very real, anon.

Women are coddled like children and can get away with far more heinous shit than posting about how much they love mass shooters along with shitty range videos.

Anyone know about Lynn Ann? The woman who has a Eric Harris pillow and other items?

>>194450

>>194436

The string is tied to the rat's neck and the cat's tail.

Another string is tied to the kitten's neck and the cat's tail

The idea is that the cat notices the rat and tries to catch it. As the cat moves, the rat is yanked away and the cat lunges at it some more. The cat keeps on chasing after the rat as fast as it can while the rat is yanked by the neck. The kitten is also taken on a ride. I assume that the cat is the mother and the kitten is the baby.

Fuck this guy. I'm seriously #triggered right now

The best part is when his girlfriend leaves the room because she's tired of being ignored by a manchild who has no career in terrible fighting games.

'Just a matter of time when he'll start rage quitting in SFV. Evo is a few months away, but I doubt he'll do anything stupid in West Coast tourneys if he wants to get out in one piece.

Question is if LowTierGod and DarkSydePhil will ever meet and play SF against each other

It's a fucking dream match

>>206456