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9261b0 No.260169[Reply]

Be on the lookout for tranny and the Britbong Internet Defense Force (BIDF) samefagging and attempting to slide the thread. If you're a current or former friend of Britbong and have cocks and/or stories to tell, come on down and give us the skinny.

BREAKING NEWS: Dominic has been outed as a plush humping transsexual furfag! https://imgur.com/a/YGzzT

Be sure to remind him of this whenever he posts. In other news, Dom tried to censor his lolcow.farm thread: https://i.imgur.com/EO3KxdH.png

THREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AZ8SCdPLEY


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For those who missed the debate between tranny and Killdeer/Kopy, it can be viewed here: https://www.stream.me/archive/cyberdemon531/timesplitters-3-future-perfect-speedrun-sunday-runday-52-httpshoraroorgsunday-runday52/BGYPJ6Apqk (the actual debate starts at around 10:48:06)

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917638 No.261553


nah, I told him to do that 4 threads ago.

before the youtube thing started.

he is incapable.

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709946 No.251757[Reply]

OFFICIAL /cow/ DEAD POOL: http://poal.me/nppl4f

Noted psycho munchausen case Kadee Konstantino just became an hero.



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4729da No.125[Reply]

Welcome to /cow/! This board concerns lolcows, or fools who are unwittingly funny or can be goaded into being funny. We document, archive and laugh at the weirdness of the internet.

/cow/ has its own purpose and ethos independent of the rest of 8chan. If you're coming from /baphomet/, note that /cow/ isn't a random board, so new threads must be about lolcows. If you're coming from /pol/, note that /cow/ isn't /pol/; zero-potential threads for the subjects of news stories or viral videos and off-topic political discussion are both unwelcome. If you're coming from /sp/, /int/, or /icup/, please keep cross-board shenanigans in this thread. If you're coming from the Kiwi Farms, please read the current Kiwi or Null General first. If you're coming from ED, enjoy your stay. If you have any suggestions, banners, CSS, or board assets to share, please post them here.

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1. New threads must have a subject and pertain to established or potential lolcows. Off-topic discussion is permitted on Fridays in >>2.

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‣ The board is was being heavily wordfiltered in honor of Nate Spergwood. I apologize for the inconvenience this causes for discussing other lolcows. All board settings, including current filters, can be found here: https://8ch.net/settings.php?board=cow

‣ 8chan is fixed. See >>197723.

‣ 8archive is NOT being fixed. You can test it at https://beta.8archive.moe. I consider it our most important asset, so I'll continue to badger its handlers.

‣ VanKrause, founder of the original /cwc/, answered questions about the history of /cow/ at >>>/newspaper/365.

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93663b No.259088


Agreed, but never underestimate autism.

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5d3e99 No.6[Reply]

Welcome new users, I thought it might be a good idea to make a general thread advertising the various lolcows and current status:

- Christian Weston Chandler:
You've all probably heard about it at some point in time. He's an unemployee "high functioning" autistic who has recently become a tomgirl (a tranny without the homosexual tendencies apparently). He's become well known on the internet for numerous attempts to get a "sweetheart" (girlfriend) via methods such as making signs advertising himself in malls and for continuing to shill his Sonic OC known as Sonichu. Chris was a very crazy individual and a lot of what we know about him came from groups of trolls either pretending to be his girlfriend or pretending to be real life villains out to ruin Chris's life. He lives with his oldass overbearing and possibly incestous mother. Recently, Chris has a become depressing due to the bleak reality of his future with little education, no job, and no real social skills. Not to mention he has lost his father relatively recently. Its important to remember that as funny and crazy as Chris is, he is still a human being. Said human being has suddenly taken an interest in social justice (shitty activism for teenagers) and advocates for lesbian rights or some shit. Read more about him here:


At this point, Chris just isn't really funny to troll anymore and only the most diehard (or possibly autistic) of trolls are trying to milk cocks out of him now. His story has become bleak and depressing rather than clownish and surreal as it used to be.
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c482d6 No.240996


>Deranged animexx-tier weeb faggit.

This, but he has been out there in the Net wild for so long, I myself wonder if he's actually aware of his shit and is deliberately trying to be the equivalent of a shock jock, minus the funny, but not enough to be a shuddercow.

So, if then, what's the use of importing his cocktent into this board for it to be Julied, if his entire shtick is getting reactions and any kind of reactions?

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f92c69 No.257360[Reply]



>literally every AAA studio hiring professionally, talented voice actors for their games

>meanwhile Nintendo's picking any random furry off the street to be in their """masterpiece"""


It's no secret the western voice acting community is full of degenerates, attention whores, special snowflakes and literal Cuckholds. Image How many protential LULzcow we could find. Besides Tara strong, Ashely burch and Nyanners.

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97c4fd No.259278

File: a0c7f6a8ff31e60⋯.swf (1.53 MB, yahoo.swf)


>nintendo's inferior ways of having someone read an "uh! ugh! ooooh! ah! Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

It took me eight days to realize that you're referencing Mario and not this flash from /f/.


Sure, but it's a bit of a LoGattoic stretch to say he deserves homelessness and death for being an unsporting asshole, isn't it?

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26138d No.259381


>Besides Tara strong, Ashely burch and Nyanners

>Ashley Burch


Those two absolutely are lolcows though

4ed800 No.259391


>not participating in the community

Who many didn't give a shit about them?

229022 No.261554

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GetofftheHero is actually the guy who makes fun of his own kind? That explains why he couldn't add Skullgirls into his "Top 10 videogames that keep you lonely" video, Mike Z probably tied his nutsack in a tournament or the other video where he did not want to make fun of Overwatch and stick to his legend of zelda musicals.

f92c69 No.261555


Both posted nudes online too.

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13c5cd No.258095[Reply]

Have you guys seen my son Joshua Conner Moon? He seems to be missing from my basement.

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dc1bff No.261530


yeah, and i'm the fucking tranny that josh is engaged to

30d7e6 No.261540


Thats cool, Dave.

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565662 No.261548


It's actually New South Wales, Australia.

30d7e6 No.261552


Find dox, send to Vordy, get 10k.

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c73893 No.217834[Reply]

He goes by the alias Smiley or 'Fringe Wizard' and ran an imageboard website called Fringechan.

Now, despite being connected to both imageboards and wizardry, Smiley actually refers to himself as a wizard in the traditional sense.

He believes in what he calls the "Astral planes" and follows numerous texts of Occult teachings, conspiracies, and fringe magic. This isn't just your everyday yogi or guru following a religion, no, Smiley is taking the most batshit insane paranormal practices and forming his entire life and site around it.

It gets worse (or better).

This is combined with the fact that he believes wholeheartedly in the internet ideology of "redpilling" and incorporates this with his teachings. However he isn't just taking the National Socialist ideas from it, he's buying all the extremist /pol/ memes from it as well and spews them throughout his posts as absolute fact.

Smiley will often refer to himself as "green-pilled" instead though because he felt the typical red-pill image was not enlightened.

He's an internet Nazi and a magician in real life. He hasn't given up any of his previous crazy beliefs, he's just expounded upon them.

Smiley knows very little about the world. Unlike Chris however it's not because he's exceptional, he deliberately refuses to because he cares little for the material world. And he also claims that he's trying to access the "akashic records" for all knowledge.

Smiley lost Fringechan due to him not paying for the host and moved to >>>/fringe/ . Fringechan was created again under new ownership(Aplam) who offered smiley the role of being a moderator in the board, smiley sperged and fought people who supported the idea of going to fringechan by calling them "shills". He got demoted from his mod role and sperged again in fringe's IRC.

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3ca6e4 No.256075


If you would have answered the call you might just have got a middle finger to you over a livestream.

d47138 No.256104


Why can't you log into your boards every two weeks and actually follow the rules everyone else does?

e034e4 No.256361



More like arch nemesis lel. You do realize smiley hates his guts because spergchode not only doxxxxed him but also destroyed 4chon

a077f3 No.261547


Are learningcode and imkampfy the same person?

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Shouldn't he be learning Kabbalah, then?

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a4dcd7 No.250710[Reply]

Someone (Dynastia) spent insane insane hours destroying and derailing the Dynastia dox thread so I have pulled out the gold without the autism.

Short version - someone went into foxdick Farms Discord on 02/02/2017 and dropped David Craig, New South Wales. Dynastia chimped, had it deleted. Then he went invis came back and asked how lurkers are vetted.

A couple of days later, Dynastia gloated in the thread about how it was all a masterful ruse to make Vordrak tip his hand, although I've seen nothing from Vordrak on this.

At the same time, Dynastia quietly edited ED posts he had made that did indeed link him to the site that was the source of the dox.

Unfortunately for Dyn, there are before and after archives. Deleting it just highlighted it to the Ediots. Interdasting….



I'll repost all the good stuff from the sabotaged thread below. Picture 10 is the smoking gun.

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903cf5 No.261463


You've done very well to archive this, based JEWS. Soon the precious julay will flow. The time of foxdick Farms drawing to a close upon us once more.

8a4118 No.261467


I can actually google "8chan /cow/" perfectly fine, Joshua.

2a6e9a No.261469


No you don't.

34 results for "Josh" on the catalog.


Now google Joshua Conner Moon and see how many 8chan results you get. I get none. In fact, even if I specify "8chan Joshua Conner Moon" I get no 8chan results. I get endchan.xyz, I get 8chan proxy links, and I get archive.is links, but I don't get any 8ch.net links.

730b8d No.261495


Can you cum on a picture of Vordrak?

8a4118 No.261549

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Pic related is the search results for the term "8chan /cow/" And these threads about Josh are generally pretty accessible. They're on the front page of this board usually.

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22b939 No.209725[Reply]

>another tranny

>speed running austism

>having mental break down on social media

>allies jumping ship, tranny defense force MIA

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14e6f1 No.259689

So did botw save his life like he expected?

Or his stream at least?

f66b09 No.259705


More or less

For a short while there was a short buzz about him going back to speedrunning (despite shitting hard on it on Twitter) but before that he already pissed off a good part of the speedrunning community with his desperate e-begging

I watch a few speedrun streams and everytime Cosmo is mentioned in any way on chat the streamer always try to subtely change subject, it's like they know trannies is a very very touchy subject and know saying anything will offend someone no matter what

d177aa No.261091

I'm pretty sure this thing was a boss in Dark Souls.

245ce9 No.261102

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We live in interesting times.

ad6271 No.261545


The first pic legitimately scared me.

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594eff No.249560[Reply]

Where were you when JonTron made the libshits mad?


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d06494 No.261466


Probably, yeah. Or rather he'd try for it. Guy was pretty bony.

I used to wonder why liberals love Islam so much. Now I think it's not even that they like Muslims or Islam but rather they hate the culture and society they were raised in so much that they'll do anything and support anyone that can dilute or warp it. Long-term consequences be damned.

That's why they're trying to shame Jontron for having immigrant parents, having minority genes and not agreeing with their agenda wholesale. They don't actually care about minorities or immigrants as people. They only want weapons to use against the world their ancestors built which tells them you can't expect to wear assless chaps to a kindergarten sex ed class and not get called a fag.

9a92c6 No.261478


Muslims are all about converting you, even if they have to hold a gun to your head. Killing you is only the plan B if conversion fails.

0321d0 No.261481



>They don't actually care about minorities or immigrants as people. They only want weapons to use against the world their ancestors built which tells them you can't expect to wear assless chaps to a kindergarten sex ed class and not get fired and arrested for being a disgusting pedo

Fixed. Aside from mass immigration of terrorists and other dregs of society to wipe out all traces of the culture they hate so much, the other part of their end game is to eventually destroy all social taboos that tell them they can't fuck kids or to a lesser extent(for now, anyways, seems kid fucking is more important than the furry agenda at the moment) dogs. So far they've more or less succeeded with gays(though even then people don't really like them, it's just thanks to the government and a very loud minority, you can't even have a bad opinion about them without getting your life ruined in the process.) but they're not having much success with kid fuckers, and their immigrant agenda is ultimately going to impale them if donald trump and brexit are any indications.

d06494 No.261537


Point taken. Given the open violence that gets reported in Europe, though, I'm sure he could've tried to slash my throat if really wanted. I still don't want a kebab tide washing over my country's shores in any case. Even if he were a pretty cool guy, there are 5-8 people in his peer group who aren't, which is what the people wanting Jontron's head on a pike don't get.


I only referred to being insulted instead of being vanned because I'm sure they want to make it unthinkable to even criticize or troll over that sort of behavior. The only way to get SJW to have a civil war over taboos for certain is to argue that it's your sexual kink.

2c21f3 No.261542

I love it when people on Steam use the term "community manager" to mean they're lead moderators or even just normal moderators on their shitty and eventually dead forums.

Your credentials are kissing ass non-stop, whoop dee doo. The best part is that these kind of people list this as a real profession on their CVs.

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b01406 No.256079[Reply]

So /cow/ /pol/ found out that /leftypol/ has a group of autistic kiketube channels where they do autistic shit like singing together and recording it. so heres their stuff

Discord- https://discord.gg/StubhpS



and the last thread itself from /pol/


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e090a0 No.259380


>Then why the fuck does /leftypol/ like him so much?

leftovers from /lit/

b01406 No.260642


so much for choir

75334a No.260645


word filters are fun but it's probably time JEWS killed them to be quite honest

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b01406 No.261541

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2b02ed No.236948[Reply]

Oh my god this cow,

anything new with him? jim?

there was lots of metokur stories last time

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5956d3 No.261486


He has already started censoring his Patreon. Make a crack about blacks and you will get your comment deleted. For a guy who claims to be against censorship, it is shit that he sold his soul so easily to stay on hipster welfare.

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5956d3 No.261526


Didnt think I would need to but will going forward if he is keeps this shit up

6ce5ef No.261527


"I didn't think I'd need proof when I make an assertion"

5956d3 No.261533


Its a recent trend to keep an eye on and gather information on. I am going to keep my eyes on Paymetons. Whether you want to or not is up to you.

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19441b No.257816[Reply]

AKA Gordon Jones, Gordon Jahans, Farshnuke, Farsh-nuke


Main Channel (https://www.youtube.com/user/farshnuke)

Alex Vents (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvdMxpvCCo1LA3kLlpf_xRg)

Punditry (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2hQX87BCRV8xMZ-OWk3rsw)

Scripted Videos (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC36Bsgey3YwAqR6Gd88N_oA)

Audiobooks (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNIHwG80mzrfNAb2XqhhV2w)

Patreon https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc7k2OmGmyu7Ny1kDTIgFvg)

Blog and Fiction (http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/)

Twitter (https://twitter.com/farshnuke)

Facebook Fanpage (https://www.facebook.com/AlexanderGordonJahans)

Jahanism Fansite (http://www.esotericjahanism.com/)


If you're new to Jahans, WATCH THESE FIRST for an overview.

The Ovenmen on Esoteric Jahanism https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T7pDMYaY8M

Discord Interviews with Jahans http://esotericjahanism.com/sePost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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3ab27f No.261421

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48101e No.261487




I would call this the Death of Capitalism Saga

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38b076 No.261522


>The only way the upperclasses will embrace Post Scarcity is out of survival.

I'm really starting to think he doesn't know what post-scarcity is.

388352 No.261531


He assumes, like a lot of economic lefties, that the wealthy are all so sociopathic that their true love being rich is in being in a relative state of power and ability to the rest of society. They think that the rich would be happier living in medieval times where they had to shit in a chamber pot if it meant that their gold coins gave them even more purchasing power relative to the average sod farmer. They interpret it in a quasi-fetishistic power dynamic.

Such people would oppose or undermine a Star Trek scenario where scarcity were solved by replicators because it would mean they'd have less venues to lord over the masses. Such people are also largely the product of Jahans' bitter, tender misanthrope fantasies, and pretty much anybody rich or poor would like to be better off no matter how much the gap between the haves and have nots shrinks.

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2e5a08 No.261514[Reply]

Thought I would alert you to a person who I know who has recently made a nutty youtube channel on conspiracy theories. Knowing him myself he's absolutely nuts and could make a brilliant cow. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIFLs4642i4vq52945ijEOA/videos

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593e2d No.261483[Reply]

Anyone remember FCTC and other lesser known YouTube trolling crews?

Those were the days when you could post direct video responses and videos were marked with their score-ratings. Even more interesting how so many people could get do upset over anything with minimal provocation.

Any idea what happened to some of those guys? They all seemed to go AWOL around 2011.

6a99e3 No.261488

They grew up. They were around 16 when FCTC was active and CWC was trolled, which was in 2008 or 2009 I believe. So now they are most likely grown adults with jobs and maybe even kids.

e5665c No.261496

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I almost guarantee they ended up at least in part hitting a bad dip of troll's remorse. Just look at the minecraft griefers Team Avolition. Most of them disappeared into obscurity, while warchamp7 went to work on OBS and end up pretty much being a shot of estrogen away from becoming a tranny on top of all his socjus shit.

8d785c No.261508


Besides warchamp becoming a generic esports spaz and the guy who died, I think the rest of them just grew up/moved onto other things.

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