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a6b3d0 No.276929[Reply]

Be on the lookout for Tranny and the Britbong Internet Defense Force (BIDF) samefagging and attempting to slide the thread. If you're a current or former friend of Britbong and have cocks and/or stories to tell, come on down and give us the skinny.

BREAKING NEWS: Dominic has been outed as a plush humping transsexual furfag! https://imgur.com/a/YGzzT

Be sure to remind him of this whenever he posts. In other news, Dom tried to censor his lolcow.farm thread: https://i.imgur.com/EO3KxdH.png

THREAD THEME: https://soundcloud.com/emptyking-1/short-bus-song


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For those who missed the debate between Tranny and Killdeer/Kopy, it can be viewed here: https://www.stream.me/archive/cyberdemon531/timesplitters-3-future-perfect-speedrun-sunday-runday-52-httpshoraroorgsunday-runday52/BGYPJ6Apqk (the actual debate starts at around 10:48:06)

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1bacea No.278185


Dominic, you do understand you're way off track and just trolling a camwhore who rejected you who isn't in this thread, right?

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e6c617 No.125[Reply]

Welcome to /cow/! This board concerns lolcows, or fools who are unwittingly funny or can be goaded into being funny. We document, archive and laugh at the weirdness of the internet.

/cow/ has its own purpose and ethos independent of the rest of 8chan. If you're coming from /baphomet/, note that /cow/ isn't a random board, so new threads must be about lolcows. If you're coming from /pol/, note that /cow/ isn't /pol/; zero-potential threads for the subjects of news stories or viral videos and off-topic political discussion are both unwelcome. If you're coming from /sp/, /int/, or /icup/, please keep cross-board shenanigans in this thread. If you're coming from the Kiwi Farms, please read the current Kiwi or Null General first. If you're coming from ED, enjoy your stay. If you have any suggestions, banners, CSS, or board assets to share, please post them here.

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7352ae No.278054






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26f16a No.251757[Reply]

OFFICIAL /cow/ DEAD POOL: http://poal.me/nppl4f Noted psycho munchausen case Kadee Konstantino just became an heroin.https://lolcow.farm/snow/res/241176.htmlF


Kadee Konstantino

Randy Stair

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e6dfa1 No.274420


What if you were like 12 feet tall?

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7f7d55 No.6[Reply]

Welcome new users, I thought it might be a good idea to make a general thread advertising the various lolcows and current status:

- Christian Weston Chandler:
You've all probably heard about it at some point in time. He's an unemployee "high functioning" autistic who has recently become a tomgirl (a tranny without the homosexual tendencies apparently). He's become well known on the internet for numerous attempts to get a "sweetheart" (girlfriend) via methods such as making signs advertising himself in malls and for continuing to shill his Sonic OC known as Sonichu. Chris was a very crazy individual and a lot of what we know about him came from groups of trolls either pretending to be his girlfriend or pretending to be real life villains out to ruin Chris's life. He lives with his oldass overbearing and possibly incestous mother. Recently, Chris has a become depressing due to the bleak reality of his future with little education, no job, and no real social skills. Not to mention he has lost his father relatively recently. Its important to remember that as funny and crazy as Chris is, he is still a human being. Said human being has suddenly taken an interest in social justice (shitty activism for teenagers) and advocates for lesbian rights or some shit. Read more about him here:


At this point, Chris just isn't really funny to troll anymore and only the most diehard (or possibly autistic) of trolls are trying to milk cocks out of him now. His story has become bleak and depressing rather than clownish and surreal as it used to be.
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a8b435 No.278070


>being this butthurt

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1c30c1 No.278089[Reply]

This "rationalist skeptic" has been sperging out for the last few days due to the fact that people started calling him out for acting like a SJW because he attempted to get some chick fired from her job because she made a video on race realism. He's loosing his mind and calling everyone who disagrees with him an alt-right Nazi.

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095857 No.278166


>Kraut has demonstrated this countless times already.

Then how about examples other than something that politically triggers you?

>hide the thread

Nope, PA shitposting deserves to be shamed. Same as the feckless dragon thread currently on the page one.

cd6728 No.278171

File: c0626a7714e8789⋯.gif (2.97 MB, 200x180, 10:9, 1501160370017.gif)

About time this faggot started getting some heat. Sick of him making every stream he's involved in unlistenable.

4ce089 No.278173

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

For anyone in need of a quick rundown on this brainlet pseudo-intellectual, vid related. He gets absolutely PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD

06b131 No.278184


I fucking hate Kraut and Tea, but the guy you posted is so far stuck up his own arse it's impossible to listen to him.

e7f4a4 No.278187


I really think he's looking too deeply into this, after about 14 minutes his entire argument devolves into wild assumptions on a person he barely knows anything about.

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e786c8 No.275423[Reply]

Chris Chan just passed his first kidney stone. : )

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eae7bf No.278156

File: 2ec7a2cd5c8dbe0⋯.png (148.01 KB, 588x336, 7:4, laughingbears.png)


This is it, boys, new villains for Sonichu's exciting forthcoming arc teased.

1f1cc0 No.278167


Why is he getting sued?

acc9c8 No.278181


If you owe a company an exorbitant amount of money they can take you to court and get a legal judgment against you which makes you legally obligated to pay it and also a successful judgment in the finance company's favor would help them get leins against against any property they own (cars and home) since they're not allowed to garnish disability or pension checks.

43c972 No.278183


What also doesn't help is he leased a relatively new car from a loan shark charging an insane interest rate, so the amount of money he owes is several times higher than the base value of the car. While I absolutely hate interest and want lower caps on it, Chris is a dumbass for trying to buy a car on tugboat monad and at a high rate.

a8d1b5 No.278186


I have some relatives who embody the slow slide of the working class into the lower class. They often make financial decisions that are insane given their current economic status, like giving their kid a 2 year old car for their 16th birthday and financing a new one for themselves.

Barb and Bob loved buying (apparently used) BMWs and parking them in front of their garbage house. These people have been on the verge of having their electricity shut off for over a year, they're robbing peter (blind) to pay paul and it's not like there's going to be a sudden upswing at Barb's age and Chris' earning potential. Barb's probably just too out of it to reconcile their current life with their old one.

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8bd3c5 No.273135[Reply]

AKA Gordon Jones, Gordon Jahans, Farshnuke, Farsh-nuke


Main Channel (https://www.youtube.com/user/farshnuke)

Patreon https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc7k2OmGmyu7Ny1kDTIgFvg)

Blog and Fiction (http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/)

Twitter (https://twitter.com/farshnuke)

Facebook Fanpage (https://www.facebook.com/AlexanderGordonJahans)

Jahanism Fansite (http://www.esotericjahanism.com/)

Other Channels (mostly abandoned/unused):

Alex Vents (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvdMxpvCCo1LA3kLlpf_xRg)

Punditry (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2hQX87BCRV8xMZ-OWk3rsw)

Scripted Videos (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC36Bsgey3YwAqR6Gd88N_oA)

Audiobooks (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNIHwG80mzrfNAb2XqhhV2w)


If you're new to Jahans, WATCH THESE FIRST for an overview.

The Ovenmen on Esoteric Jahanism https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T7pDMYaY8M

Discord Interviews with Jahans Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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a065a2 No.278097


Two tic taks and a sightly larger tic tak, he said.

fab105 No.278098



It looks like Adam often regrets making his vids, chimps out and the comes back after 5 days. Tbh Jahans has more balls in that respect.

Also I'd like to know more about >>277104

3bb4d6 No.278134

File: 84c3608b481b6bc⋯.jpg (13 KB, 261x250, 261:250, sides.jpg)

Adam Godwinson: the elitist cult leader who couldn't

d14816 No.278150

RIP Godwinson.

The NEETs must have gotten to him.

a944c2 No.278180

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b3a09c No.273775[Reply]


The last thread was derailed at the end by numerous spammers/wannabe-liquids/b8ers that resulted in some people responding and making all discussion grind to halt. This (((coincidentally)) started the same day Anthony's "rift" group started to collapse, suggesting it was a failed coverup. Just report it and move on.

Last thread




Anthony Aguilar is a 37 year old autist who lives with his mother. Online he goes by "ForNoGoodReason" and aspires to be a brony drama reporter, uploading videos which are like Drama-Alert except if keemstar was replaced with a slow and monotonous autistic voice whining about the horse-cartoon community, had zero production skills, and captions/images riddled with spelling and grammar errors.

Aguilar first came to peoples attention when he started complaining about how /cow/ was making fun of Jerry Peet (his "personal punching bag" in his own words), which in turn was followed up by threatening to make videos on /cow/ and its posters if they don't go on his podcast because he got called a moron. He was promptly laughed at and a thread was made on him, which he then attempted to raid with his friends by spamming furry and MLP pictures. After the raid failed, Anthony then claimed to be "8 chans no#1 cow" and a "cow king".

Despite his threats that he'll make people "stand in line with the others", sometimes to literal children, Anthony is also a huge fucking coward. One of his most notable incidents involved a failed attempt to fight MisterMetokur/Internet-Aristocrat for making fun of inflation fetishists of all things, only then to pussy out of a metokast that had been arranged between the two.

Furthermore, he was cucked at a bronycon orgy by his own best friend, ToonKriticY2K, with a woman Anthony was datPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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f241b3 No.277448

File: 541f223e2365d01⋯.png (26.33 KB, 491x208, 491:208, ClipboardImage.png)

After spending hundreds on a gaymen laptop that doesn't work, anthony is now spending more money on gaymen headphones.



Bear in mind the only pc game he plays is Diablo 3.

2ca55a No.277450


>Bear (rawr) in mind the only pc game he plays is Diablo 3.

But why would toy play a console game on a PC?

c58081 No.277457

FNGR tries it: Still arguing SJWs don't exist with Spoonclankenhammer



Also, manages to make Sarcuck look like the intellectual he thinks he is.



NGL, I'd actually love to see FNGR debate these people to see him make an ass out of himself.

2ca55a No.277814


A debate with FNGR would not be entertaining. The guy is fucked up on meth and has Flight of Ideas bad.

1ade13 No.278179

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Anthony proposes how samurai jack could be fixed. Couldn't even watch all of it because he starts rambling about batman and his points go nowhere for an excruciatingly painful amount of time.

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bb3feb No.262677[Reply]

Thread #12 was broken due to the hack, so here's a functional thread.





Quick rundown: Jerry is a sociopath tranny pedophile leaf on youtube who over-analyses and spergs about My Little downy. He's become infamous for his unusual, violent and cringeworthy stance on politics, his dishonesty, his child molestation and LGBT fetishism, and how he treats his friends like shit because they don't engage in his feminist circlejerk 24/7.

Long version/FAQ here: http://pastebin.com/qPT95zhp


There was so much shit going on last thread that it can't even fit into the OP! Here's a pastebin instead:



(UPDATE: Kaboom was a really bad April fools ruse video and not the attack video on josh that we previously expected. Being under the assumption that this is a red herring designed to throw people off from his agenda against josh is highly recommended for now.)


http://lily-peet.tumblr.com/ (tumblr account required, read below on how to archive)

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ce513f No.278103

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Apparently Josh associated with dem evil nazis by posting on here ONCE and that was telling people he can't be bothered dealing with jerry's shit anymore



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6e765f No.278157

File: dc2f14838358873⋯.jpg (56.37 KB, 900x534, 150:89, islam was accepted by jesu….jpg)


>first pic

This nigger Jerry is using pic related as a way to say he's morally superior(just removing the first paragraph of course). Nevermind that Jerry's a well known nihilist and underage horse fetishist.

ce513f No.278177

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0869ef No.278178


Post about Secret service knocking on his door when?

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1cc708 No.275394[Reply]

Old one hit bump limit so here we go

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048926 No.278053


Eh, maybe. That's not something we'll ever really know and Chris has never said anything like "i acted out due to the stress of finding out my gal pals were fake friends."

It's also worth clarifying that the troll told him that as a shot in the dark. A cruel gesture for sure, but then Chris asked Barb if it was true and she confirmed it and gave details about how Bob arranged it.

14a7ab No.278121


>It's also worth clarifying that the troll told him that as a shot in the dark. A cruel gesture for sure[…]

Actually, it wasn't. The troll/whiteknight, Thetan, posed as an alumnus of Chris's high school and contacted the gal-pals. The infamous 'Reality Comes Knocking' email was originally from one of them to Thetan. https://iwikfarms.net/sdaerht/so-what-gal-pal-material-was-fake.8946/#post-653452 (Spell iwik and sdaerht backwards, fucking wordfilters.)

Also, I call her a troll/whiteknight because she genuinely believed that if Chris realized the gal-pals were fake, he'd go out and make real friends.

af1dcb No.278129

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


>Actually, it wasn't. The troll/whiteknight, Thetan, posed as an alumnus of Chris's high school and contacted the gal-pals.

bc123e No.278132

File: 4059aa6e233f87d⋯.png (648.38 KB, 500x667, 500:667, samanthaz.png)



It's unlocked now.

113da9 No.278176


So Josh finally realized Sam isn't getting vanned for writing mean words about him on a blog no one reads?

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32efbd No.278009[Reply]

Some of you may know him, some of you may not. He hardly has respect for people, loves heavy metal, and playing extremely gory games. He also suffers from a non-Asian variant of "Waifuism.". He is also a furry. Everything lifeless crammed into a single person.

His birthday is on the 29th. Lets give him a birthday present he won't forget.

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32efbd No.278152

Seriously, its your choice. I don't give two and a half shits about it really.

*dabs* *holds dab* *sobs*

32efbd No.278154

But… I probably give less than that…

*sobs dramatically, with Michael bay being in charge of background effects*

32efbd No.278155

(Also, to explain why I'm being a namefag, its just so everyone knows the one who made the thread, who the main person 'in charge' is. I might as well be an hero I guess.)

4cb366 No.278165


The board has IDs, summerfag. Go home.


32efbd No.278175

'K then. Also, how 2 deletes threadz?

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7d656f No.270283[Reply]

>hasn't uploaded anything since his dark souls stream

>patreon dropped below $750

>still tweets all day long

I think it's time for a spoopy thread

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74f023 No.277982

File: d799bd8635806be⋯.png (48.34 KB, 1252x604, 313:151, Capture.PNG)



Well it did not last long

45fcfc No.277986


>Yearly salary: $7890.6

<wwhy I losing my house

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d8a977 No.277998

File: 341e88a9f5f4796⋯.jpg (84.67 KB, 840x672, 5:4, 1422934739166.jpg)


>this nigga went from making 60k a year to half of what a minimum wage workers makes in a year

3c6a7b No.278174

File: 4db829efc86078d⋯.gif (236.74 KB, 496x600, 62:75, 1429086819683-2.gif)


He has no job and he thinks he can move to Canada?


Don't you get it, Anon. Trump has killed him! Killed him! Just like TotalCancer Trump killed him! If only they had real jobs and didn't play video games all day and fart on twitter.

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9f9275 No.277920[Reply]

hey i found this fucking crazy guy on /fur/. This guy is a fucking nutcase, he has some weird obsession with a character (some werewolf called Eerie) from some weird Korean show (called Telemonster) and goes around parading it everywhere he goes. Apparently he's completely fucked in the head, he thinks the character Eerie is some sort of god and he's like the "chosen one" or some crazy shit.

He's just another Randy Stairs waiting to happen.

Some links to where's he's on.




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4b9dac No.278117

File: 44e8abd513d89e4⋯.png (417.14 KB, 643x630, 643:630, 2017-07-27_17-36-12.png)

his twitter page is linked on his inkbunny. i looked through it but it's not very interesting either. found this one gem.

5bb533 No.278164


>white supremacist

>looks like a paki

4b9dac No.278169

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

he's hitting the bottle again.

db87d1 No.278170


I always prefer fanart being somewhat close to the source material, hilarious to see someone being that autistic about it.

0f9352 No.278172


How do you share a shotgun with someone?

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351eb3 No.237695[Reply]

And you think hitting the bump limit gives you the right to end my thread? It's rapeing time white man!

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30df94 No.273873


Bitch, I get where you're coming from but you know this is sonic underground. Why would Tamers12345, our lord and savior, make anything that isn't sonic underground related.

5e3f66 No.273879


I know, and he wouldn't, but the bitch who wrote >>273862 implied that he (the bitch, not Tamers12345) was actually hyped for Breath of the Wild (albeit less than for Tamers12345's Sonic Underground version).

Also, apparently Tamers12345 has a patreon:


c5a205 No.275514

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

New video:

Funniest Sonic the Hedgehog MEMES if you don't laugh you have NO SOUL!!!

25e0f9 No.277959

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Tamers is having a shit week

dc86c3 No.278151


Holy shit, that's some legit desperation.

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d2dbe7 No.276264[Reply]

Found this on /pt/

>8chan's yuriboard had a confrontation with Dynasty over using the 8ch logo on the credits page of something they had translated. They then went back through the post history of the poster than started it all on Dynasty. It's another mentally ill mtf that writes Sonic fanfiction and thinks that lesbians are evil if they don't want to fuck mtfs with dicks.

>8/u/ has done most of the work, so I thought I'd share it

https://8ch.net/u/res/24915.html[Archived Copy]

>tranny on a leftist website gets assblasted that our /u/ used the 8chan logo on their own credits page

>dynasty says that they will remove the credits page

>8/u/ says well if you do that, we will take all our scanlations down

>dynasty keeps the credits page

>shitstorm happens

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7e04b5 No.277194

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


>expecting anything of halfchan

b7818e No.277206

File: 3478117409b0d19⋯.jpg (78.24 KB, 400x404, 100:101, 1459660136008.jpg)


>Implying I'm a leftist.

>Implying if I was that it would make my point any less valid.

<A-am I doing it right daddy Hitler!?

7e04b5 No.277207


<Calls people right wing as if it's a bad thing

<Whines about being called a leftist as if it's a bad thing

f6f64b No.277908


>>Implying if I was mentally impaired that it would make my point any less valid.

It would not be worthy of evaluation.

ff9498 No.278142

Let's fucking kill these bastards. Nobody fucks with 8chan.

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