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26f16a No.251757[Reply]

OFFICIAL /cow/ DEAD POOL: http://poal.me/nppl4f Noted psycho munchausen case Kadee Konstantino just became an heroin.https://lolcow.farm/snow/res/241176.htmlF


Kadee Konstantino

Randy Stair

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ab75d5 No.293026

lil peep and his followers are lolcows

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e6c617 No.125[Reply]

Welcome to /cow/! This board concerns lolcows, or fools who are unwittingly funny or can be goaded into being funny. We document, archive and laugh at the weirdness of the internet.

/cow/ has its own purpose and ethos independent of the rest of 8chan. If you're coming from /baphomet/, note that /cow/ isn't a random board, so new threads must be about lolcows. If you're coming from /pol/, note that /cow/ isn't /pol/; zero-potential threads for the subjects of news stories or viral videos and off-topic political discussion are both unwelcome. If you're coming from /sp/, /int/, or /icup/, please keep cross-board shenanigans in this thread. If you're coming from the Kiwi Farms, please read the current Kiwi or Null General first. If you're coming from ED, enjoy your stay. If you have any suggestions, banners, CSS, or board assets to share, please post them here.

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7b6ce8 No.292622


Mostly I thought it would be funny, like when I infuriate people they normally use that article as a kind of convenient outlet to "let off steam" so to speak… so I'm mildly curious as to what will happen if that release valve is suddenly cut off.

That and a number of people started trying to use the article to randomly attack other people they think are in my orbit (family, friends, random acquaintances, people I've never even heard of), apparently because they started to realize that attacking me is, well… rather pointless given my hyperthymic personality type.

I'm also curious as to how it will affect the number of freelance job opportunities I get. As odd as it may seem, having an ED article can actually be a good way of drawing positive attention to yourself from others, maybe because they feel sorry for you, or maybe they've got some kind of closeted interest in whatever you're accused of, but the bottom line is I've gotten quite a few jobs over the years that I know were specifically as a result of having an ED article… so I'd like to go a few years without it, to see if the number of odd jobs I get increases or decreased at all.

It is still backed up though, all of the various incarnations and none of the image material on the article is actually removed, so you can still access it with minimal effort if you really want to.

It's only really removed in a pedestrian level sort of sense.

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7f7d55 No.6[Reply]

Welcome new users, I thought it might be a good idea to make a general thread advertising the various lolcows and current status:

- Christian Weston Chandler:
You've all probably heard about it at some point in time. He's an unemployee "high functioning" autistic who has recently become a tomgirl (a tranny without the homosexual tendencies apparently). He's become well known on the internet for numerous attempts to get a "sweetheart" (girlfriend) via methods such as making signs advertising himself in malls and for continuing to shill his Sonic OC known as Sonichu. Chris was a very crazy individual and a lot of what we know about him came from groups of trolls either pretending to be his girlfriend or pretending to be real life villains out to ruin Chris's life. He lives with his oldass overbearing and possibly incestous mother. Recently, Chris has a become depressing due to the bleak reality of his future with little education, no job, and no real social skills. Not to mention he has lost his father relatively recently. Its important to remember that as funny and crazy as Chris is, he is still a human being. Said human being has suddenly taken an interest in social justice (shitty activism for teenagers) and advocates for lesbian rights or some shit. Read more about him here:


At this point, Chris just isn't really funny to troll anymore and only the most diehard (or possibly autistic) of trolls are trying to milk cocks out of him now. His story has become bleak and depressing rather than clownish and surreal as it used to be.
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d3bb4e No.285469[Reply]

So basically ummm basically he's going to jail


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ca2352 No.293085

Jonathan is a wonderful mix of autism and sociopathy. He's not really funny, he's more concerning.

b800a1 No.293089


>video shoah'd

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89f925 No.293161

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I got u fam

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02aef0 No.287858[Reply]


He did a video on Rick & Morty fans, it's one of his funnier ones recently.

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8fa9b3 No.293113


I don't remember him being doxed.

And as for his IA twitter account, he gave that thing to someone else for a while to fuck with.

Some time later he had made his Metokur youtube account, which the most redpilled motherfucker on the internet Mundane Mattress went out of his way to advertise.

From what I remember Jim has multiple accounts with fake dox out there. Some are quite old, too.

520059 No.293121


Sure Ash.

b2e2d4 No.293125


There was an alledged dox put on ED but it's inconclusive. Honestly it could be disinfo put out by jim himself

3ea41c No.293157



Rumor is that he put out about half a dozen fake identities back when he was with the old Metokur group and people are only just now starting to dig them up. Supposedly he's got a lot of the old members of Metokur working with him in some capacity these days, but I don't know how much truth there is to that.

I'd like to think it's just some random thirtysomething professional who gets bored easily and likes to dick around and return to his roots, but there's always something nagging at me suggesting there's a little more to it than that.

I hate the internet for making me so jaded as to post theories relating to e-celeb ident theories in a thread of this sort.

cec7af No.293160


He posted a bunch of fake dox's in those threads, is probably doing this in this thread too

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210615 No.293047[Reply]

Seeing as how general 2 is starting to hit around 409 replies and is starting to die off it seems time for a new general.

Previous threads

1: https://archive.fo/XSIa7

2: https://archive.fo/ed2aE

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cf5092 No.293148

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rip big man

it's a shame, he had some funny tweets but there isn't really a place on twitter for someone who's too edgy for [as]

8d16bd No.293150


Forney's the biggest cow in the classic sense. I can share his trademark walking backwards clips to normies and share a laugh. He's the lowest iq (well, him or Anglin) and worst groomed on the list as well.

But personally, my money's on Enoch. The severity of the Jimpact and the extent of his raging hypocrisy is something we really can't forget. Not to mention he's a NEET-looking fat slob too. Wouldn't be surprised if he ends up being the next Hal Turner.

Dante had potential but he wisely went into hiding. Once we get CF's dox, he'll really come into his own as a cow.

Hitler would probably spare Moly, send Anglin and Gavin to the front lines, and spend all day with Varg sperging about esoteric bullshit.

b16cae No.293152


Forney by a long way. Anyone got the stuff about him fucking that old woman?

be9311 No.293153


Did Hyde ever do anything bovine other than thing with an ex-girlfriend years before he had a real audience? I remember there were shitposters all over /tv/ making it look like he was on the warpath with Tim Heidecker, but I never saw any proof.

abbfef No.293159


Was only a matter of time, Twitter wants to be a echo chamber of ironic internet maoists, snarky libs with blue checkmarks and tween girls gossiping.

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5f0f8e No.293110[Reply]

Be on the lookout for Dominic Vanner 'The Transgender Lover' and the Britbong Internet Defense Force (BIDF) samefagging and attempting to slide the thread. If you're a current or former friend of Britbong and have cocks and/or stories to tell, come on down and give us the skinny. We are loving and sweet.

THREAD THEME: https://soundcloud.com/emptyking-1/invasion-of-the-short-legged-midgets


https://ghostbin.com/paste/a5rgc (archive: https://archive.fo/j6vfq)

For those who missed the debate between Tranny and Killdeer/Kopy, it can be viewed here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjtFgPjG76M

Previous threads

1 - >>213805 (Archive: https://archive.fo/A4Out)

2 - >>231173 (Archive: https://archive.fo/5VrXi)

3 - >>233775 (Archive: https://archive.fo/a8K0L)

4 - >>234902 (Archive: https://archive.fo/irn5C)

5 - >>236200 (Archive: https://archive.fo/rCy0i)

6 - >>237389 (Archive: https://archive.fo/Rb5gG)

7 - >>239759 (Archive: https://archive.fo/7XpQk)

8 - >>241382 (Archive: Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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966e25 No.293147

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MT confirms "that slag Upraski from SL" was his first and man doesn't need no women.

492d5e No.293149


These are really good. Can you please do this every stream? There's so much shit missed and lost now.

91dd99 No.293154


do you ever get the feeling he has absolutely nobody but his stream to talk to? It's like that's the only human contact he has.

If there's a conflict between losing your virginity before the age of 27 and devoting one's life to video games. I feel like britbong may have made the wrong choice.

351970 No.293155

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you think?

3751e1 No.293158


I like how he tries to justify it to himself by saying its people who hes beeteeeefooo'd but never gives any evidence

then again i guess that fits his whole "nothing is ever my fault" thing

honestly if you closed your eyes and listen'ed to some of those "banter" bits you could think it was a DSP vlog

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4ba60b No.232932[Reply]

If you thought Mr. Enter and Ben the Looney were bad, they're sane compared to this douche!

He's an autistic 90s kid, who hates CGI, I mean REALLY hates it. So much he'll send death threats to animators at Disney and other companies and he'll disown friends for like the evil work of Satan known as CGI. Because there was no CGI in the 90s (except for Reboot, Veggie Tales, Beast Wars, etc.)


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e31bc0 No.284534


wow edgy

9fea9c No.286819

ToonEGuy does not think books or writing are art!


He's responding to "Don't judge a book by it's cover"

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Now, he's bitching about how CGI animator put too much detail into the snow, water, and fur!

121c7e No.293156


Increbibles 2 just dropped a teaser trailer and guess who got triggered by it?

5d884e No.293162


he's right tho, kys

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869609 No.289419[Reply]

Seems like he's working with CopperCab now to boost views.

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468b02 No.293072

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chris talks about himself and answers some questions

around 15:10 he talks about the fire, and mentions that HE is basically the reason the fire started because he closed a door on an extension cord. Is this public knowledge already?

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Yeah he always admitted it was a frayed cord of his Keurig that was the catalyst but he's always blamed the Keurig company.

ec577c No.293127


Just may have figured out why he clogs the shower so easily. I was talking it over with some of my internet buddies and he probably dies his hair in the tub, the chemicals in hair dye will most likely loosen gunk on the pipes and cause a bad clog. Fuck knows if his pipes are clogged with creamy soaps he uses, skin oils, bodily fluids and oily feces.

c4fe1c No.293146


>It's pretty amusing how niggers and kikes are the subject of epithets and racial humor but a jab at whites brings out the scrawny knights who need to take their keyboards and uphold their tribal honor. Wonder if they know the board owner is Jewish.

How many boards do you feel the need to post baseless disinformation on, kike?

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File: dc09cbb1ac0001c⋯.jpg (115.05 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, setitfree.jpg)

Chris is trolled via obligations to a Patron and tricked to acknowledging his vulgar growth.



As many I can of a number based on a factor of 5 or 11. I haven't worked out the numerology yet, but my golems will create enough new boards to pad out the requirements.

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d7b93c No.217834[Reply]

He goes by the alias Smiley or 'Fringe Wizard' and ran an imageboard website called Fringechan.

Now, despite being connected to both imageboards and wizardry, Smiley actually refers to himself as a wizard in the traditional sense.

He believes in what he calls the "Astral planes" and follows numerous texts of Occult teachings, conspiracies, and fringe magic. This isn't just your everyday yogi or guru following a religion, no, Smiley is taking the most batshit insane paranormal practices and forming his entire life and site around it.

It gets worse (or better).

This is combined with the fact that he believes wholeheartedly in the internet ideology of "redpilling" and incorporates this with his teachings. However he isn't just taking the National Socialist ideas from it, he's buying all the extremist /pol/ memes from it as well and spews them throughout his posts as absolute fact.

Smiley will often refer to himself as "green-pilled" instead though because he felt the typical red-pill image was not enlightened.

He's an internet Nazi and a magician in real life. He hasn't given up any of his previous crazy beliefs, he's just expounded upon them.

Smiley knows very little about the world. Unlike Chris however it's not because he's exceptional, he deliberately refuses to because he cares little for the material world. And he also claims that he's trying to access the "akashic records" for all knowledge.

Smiley lost Fringechan due to him not paying for the host and moved to >>>/fringe/ . Fringechan was created again under new ownership(Aplam) who offered smiley the role of being a moderator in the board, smiley sperged and fought people who supported the idea of going to fringechan by calling them "shills". He got demoted from his mod role and sperged again in fringe's IRC.

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3e7665 No.292881


>t. smiley

313895 No.293027

Does this thread have anything about Mistress Perry in it? MistressPerry@gmail.com

121dbb No.293033

I don't understand why lolcows always fall into this pattern of defending themselves.

If they just ignored the people trolling them they'd go away: I've seen dozens of potential lolcows fall into obscurity over the years because they had the sense to not egg people on.

3e7665 No.293076


It should have information about smiley sending her SEVEN HUNDRED DOLLARS and getting scammed like a nigger.

8d9ea5 No.293145


Storytime pls.

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355ec7 No.289341[Reply]

As we all know NeoGAF is burning down, so I thought now would be a good time to have a laugh at their expense

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fde4d9 No.290998


Brazilians have a thing for blue/green eyes, possibly he has some chance.


306477 No.292175


So did he commit seppuku?


If we dox that guy and turns out to actually work at a hospital we could get him jailed

That would be fun


> I actually kinda feel sorry for them at some points

I don't, gaf is basically why gaming became the shitfest it is now. It all happened because these fucks were too lazy to fix their own live nor had the balls to kill themselves

eb8246 No.293088


Let's look at alexa rankings


Decrease 2,001 (November 2017)


Increase 12,850 (November 2017)

Reset era is pretty small but not bad for 26 days old.

Anyway, who is even moderating now? It looks like both forums vet new users (registration must be admin approved)

03edce No.293131


I wish I saved the image of a Lego aspie telling about separating fiction from reality, the topic was hypersexualization.

03edce No.293133


And a Zeldafag implying that manslapping was an absurd term.

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9c0b70 No.289725[Reply]

So as we all know, noolcow got rekt over his cancerous javascript Monero miner. foxdickFarms was marked as a malware domain by numerous anti-malware sites and casual browsers are now warned off the site. During said humiliation, he tried to set up an alternative domain to host the miner, said domain being shekels.link.

The Whois entry was not cloaked and shows his address as follows: : :

Registrant Name: Joshua Moon

Registrant Organization: Joshua Moon

Registrant Street: 109 Cadillac Ave

Registrant City: Niceville

Registrant State/Province: Florida

Registrant Postal Code: 32578

Registrant Country: US


Search suggests his mother Candice Lynn Potter lives there, or lived there. Has he given an old address, or did he and his mother move to a smaller place after she lost her job? Is he just throwing mommy under a bus? Again??

Aside from the potential julay if his postal address is known again, it means all his claims of new housing were lies to take money off gullible foxdickfarmers?

Anyone able to shed some light on this?

Also major respect to Glaive for playing Josh like an big fat flute over the miner (a big fat, autistic, pedophile, poorfag, flute).

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3760f2 No.293098


Someone asked. I think I'd be re-examing more parts of my life if I was that old

0d3881 No.293103


He's very serious about it, weev is not and has not been known for being a very good person even prior to becoming a neo-nazi.

b6f235 No.293116


Almost, but not quite a perfect impersonation.

8560d1 No.293119


weev is a literal Jew

3760f2 No.293124


Not surprised. Yknow what they say, it takes one to know one.

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c8fec6 No.282400[Reply]





The quick rundown: Jerry is a transtrender canadian youtuber who spergs about the characters and themes of MLP and Steven Universe in relation to real world 21st century politics. If that wansn't laughable enough, he's also a long running cow for other reasons- His "nuanced" approach to politics and life situations that are retarded at best and sociopathic at worst, his fetishism for lesbians, trannies and fanfics about adopting children for the sole purposes of raping them (all three of which are frequently featured in his terrible "literature") and his inability to treat his friends like actual human beings.

New to these threads? Need a refresher on whose who? Read the FAQ pastebin:




The amount of stuff going on with Jerry recently can't even properly fit into the OP's limit anymore! Here's a pastebin containing the last threads highlights:




http://lily-peet.tumblr.com/ (Tumblr account required to view. Take note that the blog WILL show up as a 404 if your account has been blocked by Jerry, so make a throwaway if need be. Read below on how to archive!)

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5403fe No.293077

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Jerry's been wanting to suck dog rocket since the days he larped as Tara

adb844 No.293094


Yup. He's changed some politically over the years (Though I've only been in these threads for a couple months sometimes I go back and read old cocks other people have archived). I blame him locking himself up in a tumblr echo chamber for him being an ANTIFA now.

5403fe No.293105

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In this episode

>Jerry damage controls for the edgy OC villian of the downy movie because he's a contrarian, but still decides to pick it apart [?]

>actually projects about how "something bad happened in their childhood and now they're evil" is dumb, the fucking audacity of this leaf

>bitches about a kids movie doing the same thing that kids love, if it ain't broken…

>passive-aggressively insults George Orwell's 1984 because it rips on his precious ``socialism`` communism

>He flashes some shitty rule34 of his OC for his audience of little girls, lol

The best part is this comparison he makes near the end

>"I lost a friend and that's the reason I'm so violent and angry" is like saying "political correctness is the reason I voted for a protofacist"

>screeches in leaf till the end to force some laughs he finally sounded less masculine in this episode, has he started HRT?

Kind of a let down tbh,

d99404 No.293108

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Day of the Rake can't come soon enough.

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237e6f No.291971[Reply]

also know as: Gordon Jones, Gordon Jahans, Farshnuke, Farsh-nuke, GAK Jahans, Alasdair Jakes, Not the Farsh-nuke

Jahans is a violent obese cannibal fetishist who hilariously virtue signals about all the usual SJW shit in order to hide how disgusting he is from his non-existent audience and imaginary friends. With his main channel blanked is this the end of Jahans? Or just the beginning?


If you're new to Jahans, you might like these videos

The Ovenmen on Esoteric Jahanism https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmRqQFxqw-I

Discord Interviews with Jahans (2016) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KZH9heM454

Discussing Jahans with Black Adam https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXcwRbDqblg

The Sins of the Son https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBJdzK-FiWU

An Englishman on Holiday https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELB-zWuKdhA

Jahanquisition https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1I9LqczBZw

Jahans links

Blog and Fiction http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/

Twitter https://twitter.com/farshnuke

Main Facebook (mostly public but commenting is friends only) https://www.facebook.com/farshnuke

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6990fd No.293055


He's "British". His paternal ancestors are light skinned Indians who have been consistently marrying white women for a few generations. There are some much more obviously Indian looking people in his extended family.

f38b41 No.293069

File: a173198bc21ca77⋯.png (217.08 KB, 305x440, 61:88, chrysippus.png)


>Sexism is not the problem. The sexualization of sexism is.

LEL, rape is like the 3rd most common sexual fantasy. Who is he trying to curry favor with by pretending to be guilty about his perversions all of the time? There are insanely leftist people who make porn every bit as "problematic" if not more so than Jahans' and they don't care who calls them out on it. They just have their consumers and fans circle the wagons and have a brief Progressive civil spat where "your fetishes don't mean anything" is bludgeoned over critics' heads until the hypocrites can enjoy their degeneracy in peace again.


So why doesn't he use the One Drop doctrine to absolve himself of his accursed, tainted whiteness? Is it that he gets a crypto-narcissistic thrill from the self-flagellation, or does he think he has insider cred by identifying as white? Doesn't matter ultimately since he'd occupy the meanest possible caste of any race but his fucked up psyche gets in my head.

I think it's that he views his own life in the form of some great, epic adventure with himself as the beleaguered hero. He doesn't have any real problems in his NEET hole that aren't self-inflicted, so he has to invent sources of conflict for him to pretend he's struggling against in public. In private, though, he doesn't give a fuck either about the morality of his erections or racial guilt… just whether or not he can eat a pasty without being reminded that the horrific child trollr who once called him a baby still exists on this Earth breathing his air and by cosmic extension slowing the onset of post-scarcity singularity economics.

6990fd No.293071


The one drop rule is an American thing. "British" families tend to consider themselves as white as soon as they can pass.

75e732 No.293106


Do you think we could get him to do a DNA test?

f38b41 No.293107


"Ugaragarg it duzzent efen mattah. DNA tests are awl bullshit bickers genetic engineerin' and cybernetics will make race obsolete when we're awl transhuman chads colonizin' the sun wiff the hivemind! It's pointless to take a genetics test of any koind in 2017!"

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aaf849 No.248069[Reply]

Last one is officially autosaged, time for a new one

Previous threads




>Matt Forney (aka Fatt Morney)- Human tub of lard “alpha” with a blog, who can’t stop getting his own twitter gassed and was intimidated by antifa faggots on videotape. Hangs out with the likes of “Sarkeesian Effect” creator and GamerGate sperg Davis M.J. Aurini.

>Tom Kratman- Former U.S. Soldier that writes bad self-insert military fanfiction. Believes trench warfare will return in the inevitable World War 3. His website is tomkratman.com

>AlphaBlaster- TF2 sperg from /v/ that wanted to MAGA but then we started calling him gay and finding his house. Even though he went all over 8chan spewing “Gas the Kikes Race War Now” rhetoric and banning everyone from his discord that was slightly to the left of him he tucked his tail between his legs and went on a deletion spree to escape “nazis” that were “threatening his life”. He is also an erotic sonic the hedgehog roleplayer.

>Chris Cantwell- He’s the perpetual drunk internet tough guy host of the podcast called “Radical Agenda” and keeps getting his facebook account shoahed. His reddit and twitter accounts are the main source of julay outside of his videos.

>Mike Cernovich / Thernobitch- Lispy, fat retard who freaked out over an incident now known as “Hailgate” in which Richard Spencer was filmed giving a salute and saying “Hail Trump.” Has distanced himself from the alt-right. However, his own history of retarded comments makes him look far dumber than anyone he tried to disown: such as his opinion that Date Rape doesn’t exist.

Drama from last thread!

>See AlphaBlaster’s entry above

>8/pol/ went to war with Therightstuff.biz over the latter sending a swamp of shills onto the board. The war lead to several doxings of prominent people inPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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4a02d2 No.292652


Did you try running him over with your car?

0e453b No.292656


<dox yourself for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


>proofless accusations and no instance proven guilty in a court of law


If there was any doubt these threads were leftist goon havens…


This is the most jewish post I have ever seen on this entire board. Kill yourself.


>this is what /leftypol/ has left

>trying to claim Nick "pedopoop" Bates is "right wing" in any way

131e70 No.292658


>“I do a racist podcast.”

Cantwell is by far my favorite. He's like the caricature of a CIA plant. Says the most stupid, outlandish things you'd expect to see on a law and order episode. Cant believe this dude ruined his life for a little attention. People as stupid as him mentally can't be public figures.

8b6799 No.292669


>leftist goon havens

>because we know a cuckservative christfag was a pedo the whole time

Do you give this same doubt to the male feminists that got the same treatment or nah?

>trying to claim Nick "pedopoop" Bates is "right wing" in any way

I actually agree with you here, no idea why people are posting about him in this thread. He wasn't any political wing, he was just gross and insane.

b1bdb1 No.293102

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Aurini and Forney still podcasting

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