4729da No.125
Welcome to /cow/! This board concerns lolcows, or fools who are unwittingly funny or can be goaded into being funny. We document, archive and laugh at the weirdness of the internet.
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b0361a No.109900
What does the P next to the reply and image count on each post stand for?
f9b30f No.110036
>>109900
That's the page number. Tells you what page the thread is currently on.
ae775b No.110071
Here is a suggestion for the new spoiler image.
f9b30f No.110104
>>110071
Needs to be 128 by 128. Your image is too big and probably wouldn't be recognisable shrunk down to the right size
f9b30f No.110118
>>110117
Well I stand corrected
ae775b No.110120
>>110118
Sonichu can overcome any odds!
f76534 No.110305
>decided to not be here for a month cause the thread quality has been shit
>almost all the exact same threads (and maybe a few new ones) are still active and on the front page
f9b30f No.110307
>>110305
What do you want JEWS to do about it?
f76534 No.110309
>>110307
Nothing. The community here is well settled and it's obvious that most of them are crossboarders. Would be interested to see how many actual 789 people were here, but it's pretty small compared to the people who are here now.
8ec243 No.110368
>>110309
Ihave been with /cow/-/cwc/ since the last months of 789chan, I try to not act elitist, but some thread are just amateurish and you can see they are made by kids angry at retards, crying for retribution in the most spaztic way.
ef79e8 No.110533
>>110305
>>110368
If you report shitty threads before they become arguments on how many ladysticks the OP sucked, then I'll delete them. If they're bumped off of page 5 with fewer than ten posts, they delete themselves. Otherwise, I'll bumplock them.
When I can, I try to salvage shitty threads by asking the OP to post cocks or more information about the thread subject. When I can't, I don't look beyond the report queue.
>>109062
>>109288
>>110117
I'll make a Strawpoll with these tomorrow. Feel free to upload more spoiler files until then.
13bd9f No.111229
>>110533
Were's the video, Jim?
455331 No.111480
JEWS what happened to the PVCC thread? Did cocksdev pay you to remove it?
ef79e8 No.111497
>>111480
We had three 300-post threads about the PVCC. I think >>38834 was the most recent.
http://8archive.moe/cow/thread/2465/
http://8archive.moe/cow/thread/23310/
http://8archive.moe/cow/thread/38834/
We also had two threads on 888chan that are archived. I was the OP of the first one.
https://archive.is/jVTZ1
https://archive.is/7b6XL
f9b30f No.111618
>>111480
>Did cocksdev pay you to remove it?
With what? He doesn't make any money
4387ba No.111629
A couple of people requested a recent picture of Brianna Wu making psycho eyes be made into a banner.
ef79e8 No.112047
>>111365
I wasn't expecting the poll to be this close nor was I expecting my idea to lose.
>>111629
Added.
13c1a0 No.113174
JEWS, why can't I post muh apexkekMew.gif more than once?
aka: enable reuploading the same image pl0x
4387ba No.113422
>>113174
I can't see that backfiring AT ALL.
ef79e8 No.113447
ab5fbb No.113558
e7ce88 No.117261
Can we please get some post history on this motherfucker?
>>117205
>>117252
ef79e8 No.117309
>>117261
You're being trolled. In >>117252, he copied and pasted everything but the first paragraph from somewhere else.
e7ce88 No.117310
>>117309
Yeah, but >>117205 is clearly all his original work, and a giant wall of text like that leads me to believe this is not the first time he's sperged out all over /cow/
Who made this thread for instance? >>114453
ef79e8 No.117316
>>117310
>Who made >>114453 for instance?
No idea, but the guy you're reporting replied to it in >>116372:
>Honestly I get more annoyed when people try to use this place for PA requests or try and get /cow/ involved on issues/campaigns/etc
Which is consistent with his replies to the GG thread before he wrote >>117205. Again, you're being trolled.
e7ce88 No.117317
>>117316
Very well then. I'll say that's well played.
744cef No.117320
>>117310
Pretty much. I just wanted to have some fun and derail a thread. I've got probably hundreds of post here and most of them even remotely arent like >>117205
Honestly Im suprised I got as many replies as I did. I'll call it quits, there's really not much more I can do with that thread.
And obviously I'm not jim. I'm glad nobody was retarded enough to fall for that part of it
Probably gonna get banned for this. Eh, I have a few IPs I can use so no biggy
ef79e8 No.117329
>>117320
>Probably gonna get banned for this
Nope. >>117205 didn't derail the thread as much as the people guffawing at its length. You're basically Homor.
e7ce88 No.117330
>>117320
>Probably gonna get banned for this
It's just a bit of fun, mate.
744cef No.117331
>>117329
>>117330
To elaborate a little more I got the idea for this from the guy who claimed a tripcode in the Oenideus thread and everyone fell for it. It's also where I got the idea to put abdl shit in there. People have become somewhat desensitized to furries/ponyfags/lolis due to those groups' incessant shitposting, but diapers are less common so people react to it "better" [worse].
I was also gonna type out five or six of those rants, but after the first one I got lazy and just start googling random essays/quotes/etc and throwing them up
744cef No.117332
>>117331
And of course GG/social justice threads are a bit volatile anyway. I doubt I could pull it off in a thread about CWC or whatever
13bd9f No.117403
See, I wanna call the joke shit and say you're a faggot, but I fell for it. So it worked.
I should have gotten the message when the rants turned into nonsensical jargon that looks like it was put together but a random computer program, but I guess I thought your brain just broke or something.
744cef No.118193
>>117403
Well apparently this >>117856 guy didn't either.
>mfw nobody reads the meta thread
>mfw at least someone is going to keep replying to blatant b8 until the GG thread hits its bump limit
de575d No.118209
>>118193
Oh you got me. I've been wanting to post that anyway. I'm satisfied that I did.
479e1e No.119757
I've seen a few people that remember Portal of Evil on here. Repomancer died this month, succumbing to a long battle of liver failure.
ae2491 No.120813
f3baa5 No.121349
Can someone explain the Julay gifs to me? Are they supposed to be dancing like chris?
f3baa5 No.121374
Yes but why do they move that way? This is a serious question. I've searched the wiki and can not find an answer
974403 No.123029
>>122175
I remember when SeanieB replaced /tc/ with this video. It was amazing.
448e2f No.123393
>>123029
Yes it was, anon. Yes it was.
5ace56 No.123455
Cousin Jody's got this GET!
ef79e8 No.123471
>>123455
>>123459
Who got it?
>>123456
1560d9 No.124698
A gift for all our gym bosses, from an electronic nigerian.
1560d9 No.124931
Felt like making another, this time with WOO.
a352be No.126223
I know we have a wrestling contingent including myself on here, so sadly I have to bring news that The American Dream Dusty Rhodes has passed away at the age of 69.
http://abcnews.go.com/Sports/dusty-rhodes-wwe-legend-dead-69/story?id=31698705
b47695 No.126687
>>126223
As much as i hate to bring drama up where will we go if 8chan goes under given it being insolvent or being over run by leddit.
Would we go to /pt/ on lolcow?
ea2247 No.126720
>>126687
>/pt/
I don't know about everyone else but I'd really prefer to avoid that place. It's just a bitchy version of /cgl/, full of women picking other women apart for imagined mistakes and out of pure pettiness and vindictiveness. It's not a very funny place.
ef79e8 No.126737
>>126687
I know enig and Candy have >>>/ncr/ waiting as a backup here on 8chan, but I personally don't have a backup plan. Just as with the other iterations of the board, someone else will inevitably host /cow/ if 8chan goes under.
412248 No.126784
>>126737
>>126687
>implying /cow/ will ever die
ef79e8 No.127528
I think I am going to make threads cyclical in cases where something is ongoing but not worthy of another thread. I made the /int/ thread cyclical because I don't think /cow/ wants another thread about them.
/cow/ currently has three cyclical threads:
1. This thread,
2. The "Alone on a Friday night" thread, and
3. The /int/ thread.
I think this is similar to my solution to "low potential" threads, where we demand cocks before the bump limit is reached or else a new thread can't be created. We've only used cocks ultimata for Zoe Quinn and Nyanners thus far, but because summer has arrived, I want to remind you all that it's still available. If a thread for a potential lolcow has lots of discussion and little cocks, you can report it and request an ultimatum.
So here's my proposed modification to the ultimatum: if a thread has potential, lots of discussion, and no cocks, then it sinks; if a thread has potential, lots of discussion, and cocks, then it floats cyclically.
d31f24 No.127606
>>127528
BASED BO
Fellow oldfag channer here, havent browsed this board before lurking the /intl/ cow. We've been raiding /intl/ for 36 hours straight now and these cucks are about to crack don't worry. Theres at least 5 of us so we can go around the clock until these retards break. Soon they'll start banning us and prove they are rulecuck hypcrites.
6a89dd No.128272
>>127606
What exactly is the thing with /intl/? I gathered something about it being an ayy/goon outpost, but it seems to be constantly raided into oblivion.
ae2491 No.128902
>>127606
I think the entire premise of a board that hates mods is pretty funny. Especially when they bitch about their their free speech. On a a privately owned server.
ef79e8 No.129145
770fa6 No.129165
>>128272
A lawless hell hole populated by Ylilauta autists who think garbage is good OC and it is a good idea to hate Hotwheels for advertizing on plebbit long before they came in and installing a captcha against Hola spam. They are really obsessed with him and also Spurdobear, although they completely miss the original point of it.
Apparently, as part of their humor, they are listening and believing to some sperg behind a Swiss proxy who made up all these cruddy conspiracy theories. They are still brigading /b/ btw.
65ff67 No.129222
>>129165
go back to krautchan
8a8ac6 No.129229
f536c4 No.129234
>>129165
actually ylilauta is obsessed with krautchan and gay porn
check your fuckin' "facts" you mong>>129165
cd6b52 No.129238
>>129165
spurdo is pre 2012 tier
get with the times gramps
8227a1 No.129246
>>129238
Tell that to /intl/
770fa6 No.129259
>>129222
>>129229
>>129248
>>129232
Hi /intl/. Sperg in the thread about you, not in the fucking Meta thread. There is also no snowball chance in hell that I go back to Lambda's tranny shit show. I am here to stay.
>>129234
Look above.
>>129238
Came to KC in late 2011. Got its English translation in the spring 2012 and then got old and dumbed down fast. Check your facts.
744cef No.129349
Ya know, I've noticed half our catalog consists of threads titled: "Is _ a cow? Can we milk _?"
Do you think we could just create a stickied general for asking if certain people are good cow material? Posters could get the questions out of their system without creating dozens of incessant threads (half of which hit the bottom of the catalog without even getting 50 replies)
819ff9 No.129373
>>129349
People who have fallen off the internet/gone into hiding/stopped creating cuntent should be exempt from Cow.
Or perhaps a thread dedicates to past cows?
Thoughts?
744cef No.129377
>>129373
Well we already do have a "forgotten cow" thread. They're talking about gothickingcobra I think. That guy has a new channel and might actually still be milkable
819ff9 No.129378
>>129377
Oh fuck, I forgot about that.
ef79e8 No.129528
Bumplocked threads now have an anchor icon next to the post number.
>>129349
I don't mind having threads for potential lolcows. What I would prefer is to raise the early 404 threshold, or the number of replies a thread needs to not be deleted from Page 6, from 10 to 25 or so.
I do enjoy it when /cow/ rides a shitty OP's ass, but I don't think those shitty threads should stick around afterwards.
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d209d6 No.131731
/cow/ and ED scare me. Some people you guys go after are just weird (not particularly lulzy or anything), and some of you a-log really hard. I just don't want to be bullied. Everyone has secrets.
7415f9 No.131760
>>131731
are you talking about threads like this >>131370 ? because the a-logs usually get called out on here more often than kiwi, from my experience anyway. /cwc/ used to have threads on a lot of cwckiforums members just because of their rampant a-logging. Kiwi's gotten better since then, but it still happens a lot. Also keep in mind that we got a ton of new users from the peter coffin thing and just being on 8chan in general, so there's going to be a bigger ratio of spergs with little self-awareness.
also, pls show ur edgy sonic OC and DA page :^D
d209d6 No.131762
>>131760
I guess. And I know they're called out, but that doesn't stop people from swatting and using life ruining tactics against people who really aren't doing anything.
I used to have a DA, but I had the self-awareness to keep it to desktop customization and writing (albiet some of it was self-insert fanfiction of death note, I was a bit edgy); things that I actually had some level of skill in. Hardly interesting things, but they weren't terrible, even looking back. But I have deactivated it, so yeah. Funnily, I thought Shadow, when I saw him in a gaming magazine way back, looked like a dork. "Are they trying to make sonic cool? What the fuck?" And I even watched the original animated series as a kid, even though I have little recollection of it beyond the opening.
4f8114 No.131772
>>131762
>I thought Shadow, when I saw him in a gaming magazine way back, looked like a dork
That and that alone was the jumping the shark moment for sanic bullshit. Most like to name sonic06 but the irony is that while nobody and I mean NOBODY though owtheedge would be good (specially with those shit-tier graphics and GUNZ!) people actually though sonic06 would make the series good again
They were dead wrong, I remember the E3 demo and wondering where the hype was coming from
ef79e8 No.131825
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>>131731
The OP of >>131370 writes shitty OPs. I banned them for starting that thread, and I also banned the other A-Log who defended it.
I usually don't ban A-Logs since other posters traditionally punish them, but I usually do ban shitty OPs.
>I just don't want to be bullied. Everyone has secrets.
Secrets do not make a lolcow a lolcow. Being an oblivious, gullible laughingstock makes a lolcow a lolcow.
605975 No.132563
>>131760
>Kiwi's gotten better since then
Not really, only the Chris side has, because they're quicker to shame idiots who trollshield(see Wizzrobe) but everywhere else on the board it's pot and kettle central. A-logging is imo much more absent from here, because individuals don't exist on this site, hence we have nothing to gain from trying to divert attention from how miserable we are by "a-logging" lolcows.
>inb4 A-logging is not trollshielding
The relevant parts of a-logging are trollshielding, if you're not a trollshielder and you get super mad about a cow, you're imo just a tryhard.
>because the a-logs usually get called out on here more often than kiwi, from my experience anyway
The merit of posting anonymously, I guess.
c5b94b No.132918
So
board owner
when are you going to do something about the faggot spamming half the main threads on /cow/ with shitty porn to slide threads?
ef79e8 No.132965
>>132918
I've taken care of it.
Don't bother telling me to spoiler porn unless it's unusually disgusting, though. Contrary to Slimz' belief, /cow/ is not a worksafe board.
4e0a91 No.133196
>>132965
It isn't?
Aww, I bring my kids here
c5b94b No.133597
>>132965
It's more that it was almost bui-tier spam that killed a couple threads until the D+ but yeah
744cef No.135146
>>131760
>>131731
I wouldn't worry too much. A-loggers usually aren't very successful and general make a fool of themselves more than they actually hurt the target.
Also most of the people here seem discerning enough to distinguish PA requests from legitimate cows. One or two random A-logs finding your cocks really isn't the end of the world, it's just part of using the internet. The only way real damage will come to you is if you respond to trolling, in which case you're a dumbass for doing so and are bringing the damage upon yourself
I use deviantart and share my work on tumblr, and so far nobody has given me too much shit for my bad drawings.
And if 131731 was b8, then well played
904816 No.136045
Is http://www.sonichu.com down for anyone else?
502 Bad Gateway
ef79e8 No.136116
51ac13 No.136397
>>136045
Back up as of now.
ef79e8 No.136850
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
We've been invited to participate in a Habbo raid that will mark the ninth anniversary of the great July 12, 2006 raid.
There's a month-old thread at >>>/baphomet/90105, but I haven't seen anyone organizing the raid apart from asking people to join in. I'm idling in #poolsclosed on Rizon anyways. Please don't say you're from /cow/.
Don't create more threads about the raid since it's not lolcow related. If you have more information, like the uniforms, targets, and scapegoat, either reply to this thread or contact me.
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3598a1 No.137128
>>136850
ITS BEEN 9 YEARS ALREADY?
WHAT HAVE I DONE WITH MY LIFE!
ef79e8 No.137142
>>137128
>ITS BEEN 9 YEARS ALREADY?
I'm afraid so.
On the bright side, the pool was closed for good.
9faca3 No.137569
>>136850
Fuck, man. 9 years…
The great habbo raid was a ton of fun but I think it was one the main events that brought up 4chan's existence to the public eye, which led to the gradual death of it's identity and decline in posting quality.
I think it happened roughly around the same time as the hackers on steroids and the 4chan city flash on newgrounds.
That was a lot of new people coming in during a very short period of time.
3f1437 No.137700
What's with all the spam here? Somebody mad?
2b85a6 No.137733
>>137700
I almost think it's a one man raid. The one time you want someone to come and shut it down, and JEWS are nowhere to be found.
744cef No.137736
We should bump threads we want to keep alive.
Luckily this board is archived
2b85a6 No.137743
JEWS, when you remove the raid-relate threads, could you please give us the posting history of the person who made them? I would like to try to figure out who is mad at us.
I'm guessing it's Peter, due to the speculations about toilet nigger getting beaten.
3f1437 No.137745
>>137743
It's Robb.
Guy posted his dick in the Peter thread, which is typically what Robb does.
I'll bet $5 on it.
2b85a6 No.137771
>>137745
I have a hard time telling (not american/muslim/jew), but the ladystick looks cut: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Robert_Wayne_Stiles#The_Ladystick
ef79e8 No.137836
>>137743
Their posting history was one-word spam.
3f1437 No.137871
>>137836
Not Robb?
What about dick guy? I take that was unrelated?
ef79e8 No.137877
>>137871
You've seen Robb's spam, right? It didn't look like his work.
3f1437 No.137894
>>137877
>You've seen Robb's spam, right?
Namefagging. Claiming to be other people. White Knighting for other lolcows. Posting pictures of his dick to 'prove' he's not Robb. How was this not like any of that?
ef79e8 No.137939
>>137894
It's probably an impostor. >>118645 was his most recent post from his parents' house.
2b85a6 No.137950
>>137939
>I have evolved past this site
He was right!
1ebf69 No.141861
>Dating transgirl
>Goes to /cow/ and makes her feel bad about being trans because of how many of them are cows and SJWs
07d15e No.142117
>>141861
>dating a tranny
You dun goofed, consequences will never be the same.
1dec91 No.142170
>>141861
>Dating transgirl
I hate to tell you this, but you're gay.
29158c No.142486
>>136850
God fucking damnit, I missed it.
ac120a No.142540
http://xzyzzx-xzyzzx.tumblr.com/
Kiwifarms topic wont bump. Some SJW is doxing everyone! AND NULL IS GETTING PARANOID!
1dec91 No.142562
>>142540
Why?
What did the Foxdicks do to earn this butthurt SJW's vengeance?
ac120a No.142571
>>142562
prob set up raids. The Foxdicks have decided since the vade stuff that THEY should be the ones doing all the trolling, not anyone else.
Figures as much, most of them are super spergs. Can we get a new foxdicks thread? Current one is unbumpable.
1dec91 No.142580
>>142571
Feel free to make it yourself.
ac120a No.142584
>>142580
I'll just copy the last thread. Some real gold when Null decided to explain everything. Got a good OP image?
1dec91 No.142593
>>142584
Either use their logo or just copy the old one.
241b0d No.142879
ef79e8 No.143680
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/laughing-tom-cruise
No mention of Timmothy Cruzetor or /cow/. I can't decide if this is good or bad.
I wrote a brief history of the meme at >>>/newspaper/789. It's not my call if someone wants to introduce /cow/ to Know Your Meme, but another oldfag would have eventually noticed their shitty research, and I'd rather not have our lurking newfags misled by it.
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1b78e5 No.143854
Jews, I think the ad placement is a little fucked up.
744cef No.144485
what happened to the elliot/soumaya/anita thread?
ef79e8 No.144534
>>144485
I wasn't the person who deleted it, but I agree with the sentiment here:
https://8archive.moe/cow/thread/144247/#144352
It's only barely lolcow related because of Rodger being a dead, untrollable loveshy and Sarkeesian being an untrollable Twitter activist, so it doesn't need its own space in the catalog.
>>143854
>>143974
I didn't make any CSS changes to cause that, so I told copypaste about it. He's fixing it.
744cef No.144580
>>144534
His story is only really amusing if you've read his manifesto. His dad and stepmom are probably douche canoes, but trolling them on a mass shooting would be low
2a2f36 No.145291
c5b94b No.145505
Seem to have a local cow in our midst.
Same guy made these threads in the past 5 minutes and is still going at it.
1d03ac No.145531
>>145505
Probably chibis brother. It looks too try hard and newfaggy to be an anon and the writing just reminds of him.
http://www.awesomescreenshot.com/00f542i699
f96b93 No.145650
>>145291
Anonymous said…
As a "musician," I rarely, if ever take lyrics seriously. I prefer the abstraction of music and sound - whether its blues, banal seventies rock or avant-garde noise. However, the lyrical cocks of Niehaus is the only thing to make note of, as the music is utterly discardable. That said, the lyrical cocks leads into a corner of 21 Century sub-culture (furfags and 4chan) so devoid of soul, it is chilling. Unrepentantly, and willfully confrontational and inhospitable, nihilists a century ago would never have dreamed existed. I would hesitate to say that it is a sign of the end of days, but these folks sure act like it ought to be.
6:49 PM, August 02, 2015
Mr Fab said…
Funny you should mention this anon, I was checking this blog's stats and am now getting traffic from one of those awful "chan" sites, a phenomenon I only learned about a year or so ago. Haven't visited it to see what they're saying, as i agree with your eloquent characterization of those kind of sites. Mere nerds were underdogs you could root for, but there now also seems to be a hideously mutated kind of hyper-nerd, these racist misogynist virginal homophobes who delight in creating computer viruses, hacking websites for no reason, and (virtually) attacking strangers. And raping dogs. I did find this subculture kind of interesting at first til it just got too depressing, but this guy took it to another level.
10:02 PM, August 02, 2015
ae2491 No.145849
So on top of Philadelphia being full of tranny cows there is this http://mobile.nytimes.com/2015/08/04/us/hitchhiking-robot-safe-in-several-countries-meets-its-end-in-philadelphia.html
Is it possible Rika has taken to wearing sporting apparel and white backwards hats out of middle school nostalgia?
bbf730 No.145977
>>145849
Rob would have got his ass kicked by that bot.
ae2491 No.146010
>>145977
Nah. It wasn't capable of fighting back. He's program working his way up to spiders and then kittens.
bbf730 No.146245
>>146010
>Nah. It wasn't capable of fighting back.
You vastly underestimate his capacity for failure.
ae2491 No.146531
>>146245
Have you seen how he vandalized that apartment? That place is ruined.
Robot weighed like 15 pounds. Guy makes noticeable effort to do what he did. Way to much. You can virtually hear his grunt. Probably some teen. How we actually know it wasn't Rika is that no box cutter marks or excrement were found at the scene.
f13d77 No.146791
f13d77 No.146793
>>129165
>no Bane faction
0/10
5e538f No.147515
Happy Hiroshima day, /cow/!
553d11 No.147850
>>147515
I pity the Japanese at that point in history, both the war of their own doing and the loss of life.
Then again, this all did lead to animu, mangu and vidya today, so I guess it balances out. :^)
c5b94b No.148979
>>147850
>pitying Japan
Rape of Nanking, they're the reason the US nuked them in the first place, kamikaze planes, suicide. Yes, Japan really needs that pity.
>Then again, this all did lead to animu, mangu and vidya today, so I guess it balances out. :^)
>animu, mangu
Both cancer the world would be fine or even better off with never existing.
>vidya
>implying japan did anything for vidya the rest of the world didn't other than making games for pedos (there's a reason they focus so much on school girls) and melodramatic storylines with 500 hours of grinding
Weebs are cancer.
29158c No.148986
>>148979
Well, there's always "muh nintendo" so there's that.
c5b94b No.149002
>>148986
>muh company that can get away with making the same fucking game for 20 years while any other company that does it gets rightfully shit on
29158c No.149011
>>149002
Essentially nintendo.
553d11 No.149131
>>148979
I pity them, at that time, the way you might pity Dr. Faust, or Chris-chan.
f26122 No.149152
>>148979
>i don't like this, therefore it shouldn't exist
ce3645 No.149164
>>148979
People who sperg out at Japanese stuff are cancer.
553d11 No.149180
>>148586
What am I listening to?
ae2491 No.149256
>>148979
If you're going to judge a country by it's worst behavior, then you kind of have to hate the United states just about as strongly. Lets infect black men with a disease we have a cure for, and then not treat it. Just to study something we already know. Let's torture people knowing that torture leads to more false leads than actual useful information. The Phoenix program through gitmo. Tactics barely changed. Same bad results. Oh and rape during war? We made it so we couldn't even prosecute rapists mercenaries, even when they rape their own. Plus the My Lai Massacre wasn't an isolated incident. It was a part of a larger tactic. Phoenix related.
From mk ultra to COINTELPRO and let's not forget The Big Bang Theory and reality television.
Don't judge.
ae2491 No.149264
>>149256
Also Japan had already offered to surrender. We still nuked them. Because we feared the Soviet union. That's right, we nuked them not because they were a threat but to scare our allies which we decided were also our enemies. Thus starting the entire arms race and justifying all those lovely programs. Including the one going after civil rights leaders. we used communism to justify all of it. This even caused 911. We backed Osama against the communist. What's Japan done wrong since world war 2? Anime?
553d11 No.149297
>>149256
>>149264
America is very much a big bully among the various nations of the world.
Not much I can say beyond this.
ae2491 No.149312
>>149297
We are self defeatist. Black activist have twice interfered with Bernie Sanders events, because he said "all lives matter". Bernie marched with Martin Luther and is actually Jewish. That's why the government can do what it does. The American people are idiots.
Maybe someone should have nuked us.
553d11 No.149347
>>149312
Self-defeating in the divided and conquered sense, perhaps.
More unity between different groups of people for common causes would help us, contrary to popular opinions, god knows.
ae2491 No.149378
>>149347
That is self defeating. That's how Hitler became well Hitler.
Read this. http://rhrealitycheck.org/ablc/2015/07/22/youre-white-marched-dr-king/
Keeping in mind that she's writing about a 70 year old socialist Jew who didn't support the Dixiecrats. Virginia, socialist, independent, marched with King. Not good enough.
Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.
ae2491 No.149470
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792847 No.151110
What happened with the thread about that Ashley Jones faggot? Did anons find anything?
ef79e8 No.151157
792847 No.151163
>>151157
I guess you are right. I remember the threads over there but I thought there was at least one here too. Things blur together after a while.
2035ef No.152350
If you click a link on /pt/, it's opened using anony.link. Would it be a good idea to do something similar here (if it's currently possible on 8chan)?
It might help rule 1 and 2 if no one could see where we came from (and it might stop wizardchan from redicting us to reddit).
Test:
http://wizchan.org/wiz/res/46268.html
https://anony.link/http://wizchan.org/wiz/res/46268.html
2035ef No.152353
>>152350
That didn't work (the wizardchan part, at least).
I'll try one more:
anonym.to/http://wizchan.org/wiz/res/46268.html
2035ef No.152354
2035ef No.152357
>>152354
Yep, that works (at least until Wizardchan figures out that they should block anonym.to as well).
Even though Wizardchan might start redicting anonym.to to reddit, it might still prevent other lolcows from finding out who's watching them. One downside might be that every link takes half a second longer to follow.
553d11 No.152396
Can flags be enabled on this board?
Something to act as a sort of subtle hint?
ef79e8 No.152474
>>152396
>country flags
Nahh.
>board flags
What kind of a "subtle hint?"
ef79e8 No.152502
>>152350
>>152357
>Would it be a good idea to do something similar here (if it's currently possible on 8chan)?
I've wanted to derefer our links for a while, but I'm reluctant to point /cow/'s outgoing traffic through an unaffiliated third party.
>It might help rule 1 and 2 if no one could see where we came from
True, but it's a shitty means to that end because of mibfags, and we usually don't enforce rules 1 & 2 on the board because it's fun when lolcows posts here.
If we're rustling or raiding in a situation where we need to hide our asses, I'd rather trust /cow/boys with the task than the unaffiliated third party.
0996b3 No.152979
>>152354
It took me straight to Reddit.
6e48c0 No.154301
>>152979
I took you're mom straight 2 Reddit after she sucks my dick u fag lol
f26b43 No.154308
>>154301
Go home. You're drunk, and stupid.
a352be No.155842
Hey lads sorry if this has come up before and you don't feel like doing it, but that interboard soccer tournament is coming back up soon and someone from here made a thread for a team. There are two rosters to choose from, or you can work on another.
If anyone is interested in repping, making a logo and/or making kits for the team to finish it up, the official thread is here.
>>>/icup/2074
a352be No.156475
Actually, JEWS, I have a question.
Would it be ok to make a thread for the /cow/ /icup/ team or do you just want it left here in the meta thread?
Like I said, see >>>/icup/2074 to see what some people were putting together last month but stopped, of course we could start from scratch too.
ef79e8 No.156641
>>155842
>>156475
Go ahead and make a thread.
I could instead edit the OP of this thread to have information about /icup/ if you'd prefer it, but I'll need all of the information you want in the thread to do it.
a352be No.156932
>>156641
I'm just going to make the thread now, if you want feel free to sticky it because I've noticed boards get this stuff done faster then.
ef79e8 No.157880
>>157857
>>157859
Banner editing is disabled because copypaste moved banners to a different server. Once that's fixed, I'll add them.
a352be No.158199
>>156641
Just put this info for the edit then:
We are making a team for the next /icup/, an interboard soccer tournament played in PES 15 with cpu vs cpu games. Details and what to do can be found in these threads:
The official team thread is here:
>>>/icup/2074
The team building and planning thread is here:
>>>156939
Basic requirements include a 23 player roster, 11 of which will be starters and 2 of those ranked gold and 2 ranked silver, a board logo, a board anthem, custom uniforms, a goal horn (specific horns can be used for specific players), and a possible team rep.
a352be No.158200
daa756 No.160381
Somebody's trying to slide the board again.
I have no idea what they could be trying to destroy. If it's the Nyberg thread, our raider's an idiot.
ef79e8 No.160417
>>160381
I've seen that one-word spam on /cow/ and /baphomet/ for the last eight months or so. It's script-assisted, taking images and words from the board, and the spammer never makes a statement of intent when doing so from the same IP address.
From that, my guess is that it's an obsessed anti-Gamergate lolcow since they all pretend to be programmers. Nothing says slacktivism like making a shitty script during /baphomet/'s hype and pointing it at /baph/ or /cow/ when they're too mad for Twitter.
daa756 No.160428
>>160417
> It's script-assisted, taking images and words from the board, and the spammer never makes a statement of intent when doing so from the same IP address.
Can we block it? Is there something Hotwheels can do about it?
c5b94b No.160814
>shitty razorfist thread gets deleted while having a semi-interesting theory of razorfist and spoony being the same person
>not just autosaged, outright nuked
>totalbiscuck thread autosaged
>equally shitty threads left up
>>159474
>>160234
>>158733
>>160539
>>159228
>>93381
>>159165
>>159201
Smells like cow favoritism.
daa756 No.160817
>>160814
Both threads were shit, deal with it
c5b94b No.160819
>>160817
>hurr durr deal with it
Tell my why those other threads are left alone then. They're as shit if not worse yet nobody's felt the need to shut it down.
7f3fc8 No.160950
Just made a srhbutts banner!
b2cd4f No.161017
shit post. Lurker wants to watch more of this.
daa756 No.161092
>>160819
Did you report said shit threads or did you just come here to bitch that no one liked your pet threads?
ef79e8 No.161184
>>160814
>>160819
1. introman and I aren't the same person.
2. >>159228 was started by MylarBalloonFan. I allow Sammy to write whatever he wants in a thread OP because he's a lolcow and he's the topic of his threads.
3. I don't read threads about YouTube critics unless they're reported. I checked the TotalBiscuit thread and saw that he's been trolled before, but trolling him wasn't the topic of discussion. I don't throw disappointing threads and shitty threads into the same pile.
4. I haven't seen the Kitchen Nightmares episodes or followed the drama, but Amy of Amy's Baking Company is probably the most established lolcow on the board. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy's_Baking_Company#Reception_and_reaction
5. I'd appreciate it if your reports were more descriptive than "spam/shitpost." Try "flooding" and "not a lolcow."
c5b94b No.161229
>>161092
>hurrr u not like bad moderation that MUST mean you made the threads
Go back to primary school faggot.
>>161184
>1. introman and I aren't the same person.
Responding to a point that was never made.
>2. >>159228 was started by MylarBalloonFan. I allow Sammy to write whatever he wants in a thread OP because he's a lolcow and he's the topic of his threads.
Kiwi-style favoritism of cows.
>3. I don't read threads about YouTube critics unless they're reported.
>people report youtube cow threads because it isn't movieblobcwchasn'tdoneshitinyearspetercoffinjerrypeet thread 35000
>4. I haven't seen the Kitchen Nightmares episodes or followed the drama, but Amy of Amy's Baking Company is probably the most established lolcow on the board.
Yet the thread has fewer details, importance, and worthwhile than things that get nuked. Ooooo wow the shit company closed many years after anything interesting happened there great thread many lols to be had.
>5. I'd appreciate it if your reports were more descriptive than "spam/shitpost." Try "flooding" and "not a lolcow."
>abusing mod powers to point out reports and post history of anonymous users to faux-strengthen your arguments
>ignoring reports if they don't have that 4chan post quality
wew
4c4ff9 No.161588
>>161229
Dude, no.
It don't matter how much you prattle on, those threads sucked. Deal with it or don't.
ef79e8 No.161590
>>161229
>Responding to a point that was never made.
I prefer to bumplock threads with low potential and introman prefers to delete them.
>Kiwi-style favoritism of cows.
/cow/ has one rule, and he's not breaking it. I don't see why you're calling that favoritism.
>abusing mod powers to point out reports and post history of anonymous users to faux-strengthen your arguments
You're either new or mad. Reports are published live in #/cow/, all mod actions are in /log.php, and all bans are in /bans.html.
daa756 No.161692
>>161229
I never said that you made those threads, idiot.
ae2491 No.161959
>>160814
At least there isn't another board cannibalism witch hunt thread against Homor or another fairly benign user. Just keep your head down.
9a0df6 No.161969
Is anyone else noticing shit posting reposts with single title posts? Are SJW's that butthurt their pedoprincess is gonna get put out there?
I usually only see this shit with the Anti-GG crowd. Mods? Can we get some janitoring here?
daa756 No.161971
>>160417
Seriously, is this something we can talk to Hotwheels about?
7f701c No.162008
BOARD SLIDING
where the fuck are the mods?
c5b94b No.162011
>>161588
>(1)
Suck a dick.
>>161590
>"You're either new or mad."
>lists off things you aren't even talking about
GJ
>>162008
Too busy locking/deleting youtube e-celeb cow threads to deal with real spam.
At least it looks like the only threads that got slid are old editions of threads that already have 15 sequels and shit that went nowhere. Plus the /autismonster/ get thread.
for now
7f701c No.162020
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>>162011
alright just checking to see if mods were online
>pic
someone's mad
c5b94b No.162036
>>162020
Guarantee it's either Revy or pedobutts.
7f701c No.162038
>>162011
>>162020
All back to normal (apparently)
Ty mods
>>162036
Butts thread is pinned so it's either someone that doesn't know how boards work or some recent cow being butthurt
a11279 No.162721
Can we have wordfilter for tbh to " and I am also a sperm gargling piss drinker" ?
7b0278 No.162732
Could I ask you guys some questions about /cow/, please?
1) A lot of what is posted here seems to be lulz that were had years ago and, in some cases, a decade ago. Is /cow/ a kind of archive for past trolling and harrassment?
2) why is gamergate so prominent, isnt that just old hat now, history?
3) what are the most recent lulz to be had. Are there any big lolcows that are currently an ongoing farce that I get get some jollies out of?
76b288 No.162811
>>162732
>3) what are the most recent lulz to be had. Are there any big lolcows that are currently an ongoing farce that I get get some jollies out of?
>>162201 is my pet project, I'm working on an e-mail hoax to see what I can get out of the guy. With some help I could probably pull something good off.
c5b94b No.162869
>>162721
Similar for "lad", "fam", and other nigger speak.
bc8d89 No.162942
>>162869
So lad is nigger speak?
12fc87 No.162981
>>162869
Nigga, nobody even says fam here unironically. Get out of here.
c5b94b No.163023
>>162981
>even using it ironically
Look I know it's hip to be ironic but you aren't any less of a faggot for it.
12fc87 No.163061
>>163023
Besides the point. The filter would be pointless because it would effect absolutely noone at all. Faggot.
685983 No.163135
025864 No.163681
I've noticed the mods are bumplocking shit PA threads more often, thanks for that.
I think we should start encouraging more threads like >>163660, general threads around a subject for people that are slightly awkward and worth pointing out, but don't do enough to warrent making their own thread for.
962276 No.163986
4fa71a No.164071
>>163986
This CSS is fucking stupid. I have epilepsy and I don't think there should be anything thaLSKADAAAAAAAAAJJJSDF
THANKS A LOT I JUST HAD A SEIZURE
4d8282 No.164086
ef79e8 No.164100
>>164086
I'm going to put most of it on /infinity/ tomorrow.
>>163681
It's codified as a guideline in the rules. I usually don't ban people for posting low potential outside of generals because they're technically not breaking /cow/'s only rule.
>>162721
I've had a few ideas ("desu," "dattebayo," "i suck cocks") but I don't think any of them are funny or fitting.
9d37bb No.164288
>>164183
Proposing that we change our header from 'One Year on 8Chan' to 'Citizen Journalists' following the end of /cow/'s birthday
bc8d89 No.166732
So So am I the first person to connect the dots between super space dad and Jan Rankowski? Because after you start looking it's blatantly obvious.
e78b04 No.166914
>>166732
Please elaborate.
412beb No.167076
412beb No.167083
744cef No.167177
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>167076
A walking case for nuclear war with Canada
c5b94b No.169348
Protip for aspiring OPs: find new lolcows that actually have fucking cocks to talk about. Having more than the same fucking three cows with 80 threads each is nice, but the amount of "oh look it's fucking nothing" PA requests/ shit threads is astounding.
779d99 No.169470
I wonder why this guy never got received much attention /cow/ outside of the occasional ChannelAwesome threads considering he spills his spaghetti at the drop of a hat and can provide massive amounts of julay.
9544d7 No.169525
>>164100
Just use "le" or some other underager newspeak.
I love the new filter by the way, Post quality is going to dramatically improve.
0671d9 No.169532
>>169470
Er, did you mean to make a thread?
9544d7 No.169537
What are the five pillars of /cow/?
7f1d94 No.169760
julay julay julay julay julay julay
A NEW AGE
332804 No.169780
>>169760
julay wordfilter is best wordfilter
0671d9 No.170307
Can you pull post history for this guy >>168607 ?
We have a strong suspicion he's Peter Coffin. For real this time.
c5b94b No.170548
>>169780
>wordfilter made because like three people got butthurt over the word M I L K
>tfw /cow/ was the cow
7f1d94 No.170555
>>170548
Sounds like somebody's mad that they can't spam ebin memes any more.
ef79e8 No.170560
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>>170548
People have been asking me for it for nearly nine months. I only now added it because Ivan Komarov came up with something that works in all of milk's contexts. Hell, I was more concerned by the timing–just one week after the anniversary–than the filter itself. Newfag confusion aside, it's /cow/'s oldest meme, so it's almost as unimpeachable as filtering content to cocks.
If it bothers you, or you want to bother others, you're more than welcome to use soft hyphens to evade the filter just as /b/ has done for a decade.
>>170307
He doesn't strike me as a satisfied Pipedream Extreme customer, but here's his history. Go spastic.
58e24e No.170579
>>170560
I don't know…
>Says Peter obsessively hates Milo and Breitbart
>Himself has a post history obsessively hating on Milo and Breitbart
>Hates GG
>Claims Peter has been a "victim" of "doxxing boards and sjws alike".
>Compliments Peter's videos via humble brag repeatedly
>Speaks repeatedly to Peter's motives and refers to him as a father several times.
>Whines about Onision (recognize which thread that's from) being a rapist, both an accusation an SJW would make, and hating on a larger internet nobody.
>Repeatedly compliments Peter's wife, but in a way as if he's trying to come off aggressive about it, and with a level of spite.
>Points out she's a borderline and goes into a couple rants about how poisonous borderlines are, which is something only someone who's been in a relationship with one would do, which Peter is.
>Asserts Peter has "changed" and "become more aware" and should stop being julayed because he's tired of it and we're "playing right into his hands".
I'm not seeing anything in this that suggests to me it *isn't* Peter, but it's not conclusive either. Every single post reads to me as something Peter would say, right down to justifying his shitty attempts at "humor" as bad on purpose.
0671d9 No.170651
>>170560
>He doesn't strike me as a satisfied Pipedream Extreme customer, but here's his history. Go spastic.
I disagree. I know calling out potential Peter Coffins has been a meme ever since the first thread on him in January. But this is the strongest evidence we've got thus far that Coffin is actually posting here.
He writes like Coffin. He knows things only Coffin would know. He bitches about people Coffin's been been known to bitch about (Milo, Roosh, Onision, ED, GG). When he's not doing those things he demonstrates he's new to the board (not knowing about cocks, repeatedly going on about julay). And, most damningly, he tries (rather unsubtly) to get us to lay off him.
I won't say 100% that's Coffin, not without definitive proof, but I'd say it's highly likely.
f90c8d No.170935
why is posting via tor disabled for this board?
c5b94b No.170942
>>170555
>hurr durrr muh memes muh spam
Suck a cocks
58e24e No.170950
>>170935
Because there are a number of low-intelligence egomaniacs who have in the past -in previous incarnations of the board- had a tendency to post either to plant false flags, personal army requests, or just pretend to be someone else to support themselves. It's also why post deletion is disabled.
Anyone else noticed their own IDs switching a lot recently though? I can't remember the threads off-hand, but there's been a couple where I've noticed my own ID switching like three times within the same thread
aa1d8b No.170966
>>170950
That's because you have a dynamic IP
7f1d94 No.171332
>>27042
Oh god the ad council logo in the thumbnail looks like sanic
Behold the latest work of art from /cow/'s ministry of truth
a243ca No.171394
>>171332
>>171332
/cow/ has always been a zoo, though. I've been here since the 789chan days and even then it was full of shitposters and A-logs. Even in the days when it was /cwc/, it was still full of the same faggots it's full of today. Hell, jenffer was around back then. Instead of Autphag, we had JohnOfE (a furry zoophile who wanted to fuck the Angry Beavers and Brian Griffin and was chemically castrated so he didn't fuck any real dogs), but it was the same shit. Much like /b/, /cow/ was never good.
10bae8 No.171408
>>171394
Was this court ordered? How does that happen?
740401 No.171619
>>171394
Autphag was around back on 789, I know that's where I first heard of him.
I also wouldn't mind having Timothy Cruzetor back.
4268ee No.171645
>>171394
Tell me someone saved that Assburger RPG from back when we had three separate Chris boards.
4454f2 No.171664
>>171645
I don't remember the thing you're talking about but all the 789 stuff is archived on mediafire so you could check there. You might have to download the thread you remember it being in which could be a pain in the ass depending on how good your memory is. They are archived by time period, I think.
Then again the two extra Chris boards weren't around for the whole life of 789 so that might help.
One was CWC-related fiction, what was the other?
10bae8 No.171693
>>171664
Shit posting iirc. You could ask things like "what if Chris were a fish" or whatever.
fe7be0 No.172257
GaymerGay here, is this guy lolcow material?
12fc87 No.172353
>>172257
Supreme Gentlemen.
7f1d94 No.172697
The Goblin Man is seated at the table
In the laboratory of the geriatric penis
Research alley . . .
Reaching for an oversized heroin spoon
He gathers an intimate quantity of cheap chineese hormones
And brushing his shitty wig aside
Proceeds to dump these inside of his mouth. . .
He turns to us and speaks:
"I'M GOING TO HUMP OUT THE WINDOW. THAT COCKY FUCKING BASTARD!"
Arrogantly twisting the wrinkly decayed dick
of a fully erect Peter "Daddy Pete" Jacoby
He poots forth a quarter-ounce granddad spack
Near the summit of a dense butt sexual dong
of his own design.
Later he says: "Some people . . . some people like Chris Chan exclusively,
While I myself say there is naught nor ought there be
Nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey earth
As that prince of cows . . . The ROBBLIN!"
Girl you thought he was a man
Bul he was a Robblin
He hung around till you found
That he humped out the window
Girl you thought he was a man
But he only was a goblin'
His cries are heard in the night
As a result of him Robbin'
e5e322 No.172794
>>172697
>A Frank Zappa reference on my /cow/.
This made me so happy.
deb660 No.172909
1560d9 No.172910
Don't you be bulli-fied
It's just a denim of my extreme
Don't you be bulli-fied
It's just a denim of my extreme
Don't you never try to call my statements lies
You don't wanna know what I can see
Don't you never try to call my statements lies
You don't wanna know what I can see
Some people think
That if they read too deep
They'll all turn black
And become rastafar
I might be lazy
But there's one thing I know
You might be surprised
At Orwell's words, when ya know!
Mystical chairman
What is my problem, tell me
Can you see?
Well, you have nothing to fear my son!
A latent anti-bullying officer, it appears to me!
That all seems very, very strange
I never reported members
Or spammed like a lil' ween
A latent anti-bullying officer
Is someone who refuses to admit to lawful logic
That peace on Deviantart for all can only be achieved
Through the use of modding… report them yet?
Are you telling me
I should come out, as autistic now, Mr. Gabe?
No, my son.
You must go back to being autistic
And you will have
Heeeey, a lot of fun!
That make's just a joke, now
So if you want to live
like an autistic
you'll have to go
'n' global report everyone
Well, that seems simple enough…
Yes, but if you want to be a really GOOD one
you'll have to learn fair use laws
With share, for instance?
That's right
A lot of really good denims come from that law right there!
Fifty likes, please.
If you've been
Troll-o-fied
It's an illusion
and you're not a ween
Don't you be
Bull-o-fied
it's just a lot of spergin'
so what can it mean?
f96540 No.172918
>>172910
I don't know what you're talking about, but I got excited about the Joe's Garage reference.
f96540 No.172920
>>172697
I don't even have anything clever to say about this, you just did such a great job and I'm happy.
deb660 No.172925
>>172909
Wasn't meant to be a reply, my bad.
deb660 No.172931
This is supposedly the youtube channel of the shooter at the Oregon school today.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCn1fwrq_QO0WkzBjdIM-8uQ/videos
fc52f0 No.172941
>>172931
it wasn't Egg Man. don't be trolled.
deb660 No.172945
7f1d94 No.172957
I couldnt say where he's gonna go,
But I just met an aspie named Gabe Navarro
He stroll on over, say "FUCKING SCUM"
I got a forty peso bill say you can't make me cum
(yjes can't do it)
He made some smut with his cousin whos a little dumb
He could prove it any time all /cow/ was scum
I don't mind that He called me fuckscum,
But I knew right away he was really gonna cum
(so I got down to it)
I whipped off his hoodie 'n stiffened my thumb
An applied rotation on his mexi bum
I pokedn stroked till I went "Uh Oh"
But I still didn't hear no Gabe Navarro,
Gabe Navarro
Gabe Navarro
Gabe Navarro
Where this mexican
Comin from
Done spent three hours
An I aint got a crumb
From the mexican, mexican, mexican
From the Gabe Navarro
WHAT YOU ARE DOING IS SO WRONG
TALK TO ME TURN THAT OFF
WHAT YOU ARE DOING IS SO WRONG
TALK TO ME TURN THAT OFF
WHAT YOU ARE DOING IS SO WRONG
TALK TO ME TURN THAT OFF
WHAT YOU ARE DOING IS SO WRONG
TALK TO ME TURN THAT OFF
THAT MAKE IS A JOKE STOP IT
CYBERBULLIYING CESSPIT
An YOU gotta TALK WITH YOUR VOICE
Before I get into it
Cause I never get into it
Unless YOU STOP HARASSING
An I'm always a mexican
who cannot stop throwing shit
(He looked over at me with a red eye
And some taco residue on his upper lip area
And He said…)
Just get me raging
An you're half-way there
Cause when my minds sperg'd up
Then my body don't care
I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin
An said ju-ju-lay
What sort of thing
Might this gaben go gay about?
I checked out his cousin
Who was holdin the bet
An wondered what kind of 'sperg
The young lady was of
The forty dollar bill didn't matter no more
When his cousin got nekkid an laid on the floor
She said Navarro might win the bet
But she could use a little [[mexican noise]] if I wasn't done yet
I told her…
Just because gaben
Thinks he's a great guy,
No reason to assume
He wouldn't give her a try
So He pulled on her hair
Got her legs in the air
An asked if she had any tacos in there
(whaddya mean tacos! no tacos on me!)
She was buns-up kneelin
Buns up!
I was rollin an trollan
Rollan an trollan an ooooh!
She surrended to the feelin
She sweetly surrendered
An she started in to squealin
Navarro watched from the edge of the bed
With his arms just a-flalin an her face gone red
Some drool rollin down
From the edge of his chin
While he made the condition
Her cousin was in
She quivered n quaked
An clutched at herself
While his cousin made a joke
Bout her mental health
Till Navarro finally
Did give in
But I told him
All she really needed
Was to take tabun…
Kiss my pole…mole…
M-m-m…its thick and swole
Would yall fill your hole-a?
Right here on the flora?
An how bout you, mexi?
Ysexy?
Mmm…sound like ymight be spergin 'bout somethin'
Did you say you want some more?
Well, heres some more…
Mmm, sure…listen
Dyou think I could interest you
In a pair of penis-encrusted tacos?
Mmm…tacos!
Here, lemme sterilize em…
Gimme your lighter…
I couldnt say where he's gonna go,
But I just met an aspie named Gabe Navarro
He stroll on over, say "FUCKING SCUM"
I got a forty peso bill say you can't make me cum
(yjes can't do it)
I whipped off his hoodie n' stiffened my thumb
An applied rotation on his fruity bum
I pokedn stroked till I went "Uh Oh"
An you know I heard some Gabe Navarro,
Gabe Navarro
Navarro
Navarro
Navarro
58fa80 No.173521
I know I'm late to the party
But holy shit, there's new Sonichu comics, I almost cried with happiness
f5023a No.173579
Can some one post /cows/ css?
bf696d No.173596
What's with the influx of new Null threads lately?
Same butthurt Kiwi fag?
4d3c10 No.173612
>>173596
Some Kiwisperg trying to create a ebin chan-wars between /cow/ and Kiwis
Ignore him
c5b94b No.173666
>>173612
>>173596
Negrobumping ancient threads nobody cares about too. but none of the good ones
ef79e8 No.173677
>>173579
https://8ch.net/stylesheets/board/cow.css
>>173596
>>173612
>>173666
It might be a seasonal thing. We had a plethora of foxdick shitposting at around the same time last year.
Try to report the overflows when you see them and I'll clean them up.
1929e4 No.174648
>>170560
Any more posts from our friend?
ef79e8 No.174793
>>174648
Nope, that's still his most recent post.
ef79e8 No.174797
Let's talk about horsefuckers.
By /cow/'s single rule, almost any post made by someone identified as a lolcow is on-topic. However, there are two relevant, unwritten policies that have been part of /cow/ for time immemorial: one, that /cow/ will assist trolls however it can; and two, no horse.
My primary function as /cow/'s chief volunteer is to enforce that rule, and I don't feel like horse is against it, despite /cow/'s historical intolerance of horse. I've always dismissed horse reports because I consider bronies to be potential lolcows, and seeing almost all of them getting trolled confirmed that belief for me. The only way I can see horse being against /cow/'s rule is the fact that it invites trolling of horsefuckers whenever they post and thus derails threads about other lolcows, but I feel that banning for "being an irrelevant lolcow" conflicts with my duty to assist trolls.
There's also the fact that horsefuckers seem to have integrated and no longer seem to regard their faggy fandom as a unique subculture that everyone needs to know about. I've attached two post histories to this post, both of whom were reported as horsefuckers. I can only see one instance of horse in the first poster's history, and it's in response to SpacePirate, a proud lobsterfucker, getting mad about horsefuckers. The second one is only posting his horseshit in a thread about Tumblr aspies getting mad about a Nazi horse or something. I don't know about you, but I'm not dumpster diving in /pone/ or Tumblr to contribute to that thread.
Current foxdick activity aside, I don't feel like I hold the majority opinion anymore, so I have three questions:
1. Are bronies potential lolcows? http://strawpoll.me/5688702
2. Is the "no horse" policy represented in /cow/'s rule? https://strawpoll.me/5688707
3. Do we need another rule, or amendment of the current one, to banish horsefuckers? https://strawpoll.me/5688708
10d591 No.174800
>>174797
I feel like threads about horsefuckers and horsefucker related drama is fine as long it is confined to at least one or two threads. As long as horsefuckers are recognized as subhumans and /cow/ doesn't become a circlejerk/personal army where the horsefuckers can lash out at their enemies I think its fine. After all we do allow Robbie, Null, and other failures to post here as they have a tendency to get pissy when mocked like horsefuckers. We also have wizardfags trying to protect their hugbox and stealth sjws who try to shill that John Flynt is a woman. All of these fags are allowed to be here because there is always the chance that they will get into a histronic hissy fit. So in short, I feel like horsefaggotry threads with horsefaggots should be allowed as long as it doesn't devolve into a pro-degeneracy circlejerk. Image posts containing mlp images unrelated directly to the topic of the thread could also be removed/ban-worthy to minimize the potential spread of cancer.
1560d9 No.174811
>>174797
>>174800
Expanding on the subject of deleting unrelated horsebuggering images, this could be expanded to a general rule against the dreaded "avatarfag" syndrome, as we've seen before with the Revyposter. If it's something that has been acknowledged before as a dumb /cow/ joke like Tom Cruise, Gerald Ford, or smug Sonic, it could pass but only if it's used in a situation where it's actively prodding some poor moron. If it's someone posting images of a single character in every post they make, the deletions could be used to force them into chimping out and either providing a new cow to laugh at or temporary entertainment inbetween the latest case of backwater spastics who take serious the artform of drawing Shrek transforming into a package of elderly diapers.
Not like it's that hard to use deletions to make them enraged anyway, they're already wasting their time making JPG/PNG croppings of a single character to waste countless gigabytes of hard drive space for something that will be forgotten by the passing of a single decade.
hanis
c5b94b No.174872
>>174797
On the opposite side, it seems like horsefuckers posting their pictures makes some waves of butthurt and creates some minor lolcows of its own. Just see how assblasted some of the newer posters in the "SJW butt hurt drama" thread got over this.
>pic related actually reported the guy laughing at his butthurt
W E W
E
W
ef79e8 No.174890
>>174872
That was SpacePirate, who hosted the previous /cow/ on n0chan. I mentioned him in my post.
61ab77 No.175350
>>174800
>As long as horsefuckers are recognized as subhumans hurrrrr degeneracy
LaughingHorse.png
>>174797
>horsefuckers no longer regard their faggy fandom as a unique subculture
First post history guy here. I think you're being a little optimistic. There have always been horsefuckers who aren't completely retarded, and there will always be some who are on the level of the original brony, Pristine Christine Chandler.
80c3f1 No.175376
>>175350
Triggered horse obsessing autist detected.
e343ae No.175394
>>175350
>There have always been horsefuckers who aren't completely retarded, and there will always be some who are on the level of the original brony, Pristine Christine Chandler.
Nobody gives a shit if someone is a horsefucker or not until they out themselves. Once you do, you become more like the latter because you just couldn't resist showing everyone how deep your autism goes. The ones who aren't retarded simply don't reveal their power level.
>>174797
>1 no vote
lol I see mayafag is still lurking :^)
8befef No.175412
>>174872
I reported the ponies.
If you think that people who don't accept your cancerous fandom are lolcows then I'll gladly accept it so long as shitters like you know your place.
80c3f1 No.175428
Domo arigato, Mr. Molemanto [どうもありがとうミスターロボット],
Mata au hi made [また会う日まで]
Domo arigato, Mr. Molemanto [どうもありがとうミスターロボット],
Himitsu wo shiri tai [秘密を知りたい]
You're wondering who I am (secret secret I've got a secret)
Machine or Mexican (secret secret I've got a secret)
With parts made in Atzlan (secret secret I've got a secret)
I am BARELY a man
I've got assburgers I've been sperging under my skin
My words are latin, my blood is boiling, my brain M.I.A.
So if you see me raging strangely, don't be surprised
I'm just a man who needed tacos, and somewhere to hide.
Somewhere to hide, just ban the BULLIES
Somewhere to hide, to ban the BULLIES
I am a robot without emotions. I'm not what you see
I've come to kill you you damn bullies, so I can be free
I'm not a hero, I'm A bandito, forget what you know
I'm just a man whose autist rantings went beyond his control
Beyond my control. I must have control
I need control. I must have control
I am BARELY a man (secret secret I've got a secret)
Who hides behind a name (secret secret I've got a secret)
So no one else can see (secret secret I've got a secret)
My true aspergity
Domo arigato, Mr. Molemanto, domo…domo
Domo arigato, Mr. Molemanto, domo…domo
Domo arigato, Mr. Molemanto,
Domo arigato, Mr. Molemanto,
Domo arigato, Mr. Molemanto,
Domo arigato, Mr. Molemanto,
Thank you very much, Mr. Molemanto
For suckin' the cocks that nobody wants to
And thank you very much, Mr. Molemanto
For losing all his mind just when he needs to
Thank you, thank you, thank you
I want to thank you, please, thank you
The problem's must be seen:
As Gaben starts to scream
Autists to take our lives.
Autists dehumanize.
The time has come at last (secret secret I've got a secret)
To put Gabe in a cask (secret secret I've got a secret)
Now everyone can see (secret secret I've got a secret)
His true identity…
HE'S GABEN! GABEN! GABEN! GABEN!
9b7c0f No.175463
>>175428
HAHAH I recognize that picture, that's the apollo 1 capsule that set fire on the launch pad. Dark but hilarious!
eda803 No.175469
4dbc69 No.175501
>>175469
>>175469
like the kiwifags
f3c09f No.175558
This is so beautiful that I actually get to see the downfall of srsbutthurts. I remember around the time I started paying less attention to GamerGate around january, I remember this little whiny brat. Karma is a bitch it seems, but it still validates what I like to say.
"Ones who are loudest, often are hiding something"
I learned about /cow/ because I was looking to see whatever happened to Kaelin Marion, son of Katherine Marion. It lead me to ED, which lead me to the 8chan ed, which lead me to /cow/. If anyone is curious about who the hell Katherine is and why the fuck it mattered, here is a mirrored video from IA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ-1dJveJ-Y
eefc53 No.177062
I think something might be up with the catalogue. It won't display properly.
ef79e8 No.177139
>>177062
Nothing unusual on my end. Post a screenshot.
23c045 No.177492
>>170560
Anything more from our friend? I know it's been nearly a month and Peter Coffin just can't hold in the jizz for that long, lest he die from jizz back-up.
84ff04 No.177493
>>170560
Anything more from our friend? I know it's been nearly a month and Peter Coffin just can't hold in the jizz for that long, lest he die from jizz back-up.
8a9d7d No.177846
from the Shanley thread, I think this should probably go on a banner but I can't think of what would go good with puppetphobia. also I can't find my photoshop disc
8a9d7d No.177995
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>177062
>>177139
it's just coming up blank for me, and switching board themes didn't change anything.
in completely unrelated news, embedded video is a reply to >>177891
e0a474 No.178376
>>177139
First when I opened it, it would just come up with a blank page.
Now I notice that it's not updating properly. Threads will get new posts but just sit in the same place with the same post count for hours.
f26122 No.178726
you guys probably don't care but the new pages of sonichu 11 came out, it looks like chris-chan is shitting on alec and mao again:
http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_11
specifically, in this page:
http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Son11p24.jpg
73bb7f No.178739
>>178736
I meant one without you.
ef79e8 No.178743
>>178739
>>>/ncr/ exists, but it's also on 8chan.
I think SpacePirate regrets wiping n0chan, so it seems likely that he'd host the next /cow/ if 8chan died in the near future.
10bae8 No.178773
>>178743
Would you post on his board?
e0a474 No.179944
e85b01 No.179991
We're getting raided by the Special Education forces over on operate freechan.
https://archive.is/nTzRZ#selection-2276.0-2276.1
ef79e8 No.180008
>>179944
>>179991
More /int*/ butthurt for the /int*/ thread.
e0a474 No.180138
>>180008
Does he have post history, beyond the shit-posts?
55ddac No.180153
how did you make your letters work?
ad518c No.180241
>>125
>>180153
it's ancient, from back when thumbnails were still animated
e0a474 No.180371
fdfe68 No.180450
>>180008
I didn't notice the loli spanking. Remember their lolidump?
10bae8 No.180454
How did it become "loli" anyway? I mean, who read Lolita and had to fap halfway through?
ef79e8 No.180529
2ac450 No.181139
How long before this implodes on itself or dies due to lack of activity?
989f6c No.181263
>>181139
About the same timeline 8chan as a whole is following.
352e73 No.181278
So about Infinity Next: Is everything going to continue as usual? Jews, are you going to be BO over there as everything should be transfered?
What the fuck ever happened to Introman even?
ef79e8 No.181307
>>181278
>So about Infinity Next: Is everything going to continue as usual? Jews, are you going to be BO over there as everything should be transfered?
Yep. I haven't read any plans of boards being recreated or reassigned.
>What the fuck ever happened to Introman even?
Nothing. He still moderates the board and visits #ncr.
744cef No.181322
>>181278
Somebody give me a tl;dr: about this infinity next thing
0bfbfe No.181691
>>181322
Null is taking over 8chan and someone needs to make a new chan for /cow/ in the next month.
3886ed No.181703
>>181691
This is not what I have read by the fag himself, you lying faggot!
>>>/next/2032
>==I DO NOT DECIDE what goes on 8chan==
>copypaste / Hotwheels does. He will fork infinity-next from infinity-next/infinity-next to ctrlcctrlv/infinity-next and make whatever crazy hacks, changes, and design modifications he wants. If you think I'm some reprehensible cunt who can't design shit, you're in luck: I don't own 8chan.
Null is not global staff. He may be a socially inept, teenager dating weeaboo but he only makes the software.
10bae8 No.181770
>>181703
If hot wheels micro manages the front page, does that mean he takes this Nazi shit seriously?
be540c No.182478
I just drop in to tell you guys that two practical books are available for free.
http://www.anonymousconservative.com/blog/evo-psych-and-narcissist-are-free-again-3/
I don't know how long the promo lasts, so be quick grab these. Especially the second one since narcissism is one of the main ingredients of a lolcow personality.
c2462c No.183610
>>182478
Fuck, I missed it. Any chance you have an epub copy of evolutionary psychology behind politics? I've been wanting to read that book for month.
bc8d89 No.183800
Why is this board all of a sudden a bigger piece of shit than cuckchan? The lack of auto updating is annoying as fuck.
8ad6b3 No.184091
>>183800
Haven't you paid attention or something? The vichan base shat its pants last month. This is why Infinity-Next went into beta just last week instead on 25th December.
>Infinity Next Beta period has started, click here for info or go directly to beta.8ch.net
All technical shortcomings can be blamed on vichan's basic read/write function. This bug is in fact a basic function. You can as well write a new Software instead of fixing that bug.
25ada5 No.184396
Their time may be over. First of the bat:
>>>/gamergatehq/302063
Unexpected, but fair enough. What could be more interesting is this: https://archive.is/pWYQM
Apparently, the source of all those horrendous threads is maybe a bunch of salty IRC fags who are not happy with having everything Gamergays, /v/ included, under their control. I therefor recommend bumplocking all Gamergays threads that didn't bring forth some cocks as only mod action.
048336 No.184528
>>184396
>who are not happy with having anything Gamergays, /v/ included, under their control.
I have said the opposite, but they are nobodies here. I just leave that pastebin here and stop talking about Gamergays on fucking /cow/ of all places.
http://pastebin.com/gFLa86kb
0ded4a No.184835
JEWS if you're around or just answer this whenever, will /cow/ stay alive elsewhere after the eventual collapse of 8ch since copypaste has fucked off to thailand or the phillipines with some femboys.
Like im genuinely curious.
13993e No.185067
Yesterday I posted a thread about Inmendham, but after coming home from work today it appears to be gone. How so? I'm sure the mods are more oldfaggy than I and know what they're doing (I might be missing some context, for example), but it would still be interesting to know why it was removed.
7f7764 No.185077
>>184835
that was a year ago if your talking when we switch software this month then yes /cow/ will move over along with bo and vols
f0a15a No.185573
6aace7 No.186113
>>185067
introman didn't ban you for it, so his reason was that the thread sucked.
>>184835
If 8chan sinks, we'll survive as we always do.
8a9d7d No.186206
so, because the catalog updates more frequently than the regular pages do, is there any way to global report CP spam besides going into the actual thread to do it?
or is this just one of those "wait for infinity next to fix it" things?
13993e No.186344
>>186113
>introman didn't ban you for it, so his reason was that the thread sucked.
Fair enough.
bcee12 No.187427
So, why does chris use a horrible fake english accent in his gamestop video?
Is it supposed to be a joke?
Makes me cringe.
6aace7 No.187448
>>186206
You could beep me in #/cow/ or #ncr.
c5bf0c No.188348
>>187448
Why is introman still a mod? You cannot at all tell me in a reasonable, acceptable manner this ban was a proper ban.
Come off it, last post 15 days ago, on a slow board where maybe 3-4 fucking threads on page 1 have any activity at all, is bannable?
When you have niggers necrobumping threads that haven't had a post in 3+ MONTHS to say effectively "lol" and nothing more don't ever get banned?
And look at pic 2, a ban because this faggot wants posts in a general? Are you fucking shitting me?
How about pic 3, "you can only dox if I think the specific person you doxed is ok to be doxed"?! I don't give a fuck if it's a 1 hour ban this is completely unacceptable from any form of legitimate moderation. "You can only dox who I think is ok to be doxed" unfuckingbelievable.
The only justifiable bans I see on this list from introfag is the CP bans which every other mod is taking care of well enough. Why is this piece of shit allowed to mod again?
>inb4 b& on this ip for daring to question almighty intrococksucker
3a4b09 No.188355
>>188348
>> Why is introman still a mod? You cannot at all tell me in a reasonable, acceptable manner this ban was a proper ban.
Posting a non-informative shitty one liner and bumping a thread with no activity for 2 weeks is not welcome. If it had new informative cocks or even OC, it would of been fine.
>>When you have niggers necrobumping threads that haven't had a post in 3+ MONTHS to say effectively "lol" and nothing more don't ever get banned?
I've been banning necrobumpers for a while. Go further down that log. In fact, we've had retards who've tried to bump the /int/ thread off the front page for months now. It's the act of necrobumping without anything interesting/new that is not warranted.
>>And look at pic 2, a ban because this faggot wants posts in a general? Are you fucking shitting me?
What's wrong with that? Some people can't hold down a full thread with their lunacy, but fit in more in a general. The general was also on the frontpage and a 30 minute non-punitive ban seemed in order. If I had a way to communicate with the poster besides the ban system, I would of done it instead.
>>How about pic 3, "you can only dox if I think the specific person you doxed is ok to be doxed"?! I don't give a fuck if it's a 1 hour ban this is completely unacceptable from any form of legitimate moderation. "You can only dox who I think is ok to be doxed" unfuckingbelievable.
Yep, that was completely personal on my part. It wasn't just an address, but also all of his parents stuff as well. This is Subjective and I told the poster that. Again, If I had a way to post that privately to the poster, I would have. The ban system is the best we got right now on 8ch.
>inb4 b& on this ip for daring to question almighty intrococksucker
I legitimately don't care about ban evasion as long as the poster fits with theboard. If somebody gets banned for a PA request and jumps ship to a new IP. It's fine with me as long as he doesn't continue the previous behavior.
c2462c No.188618
I wanted to discuss something I see as an issue that I don't know if there's any real solution to, but for me personally it's been killing my enjoyment of /cow/, and I can't help but feel like it's driven down the UIDs as well.
Personal army threads have always been an issue, but I feel like as we've spent more time on 8chan it's become a much, much bigger issue, as happy as I was when the board first moved here. I'm not even saying any of the things I'm about to mention should be banned, because a lot of the time they do lead to something funny, but we all know when the OP feels ween, like they're trollshielding or they have some personal vendetta against the target, it kills any potential humor the thread could have. Just makes everything feel really fucking lame.
It just really struck me this is why I've found myself posting in less and less threads over the passed few months. I was on the main page, and one of /n/'s headlines was "How's your /cow/ thread going, faggot?" >>>n/239286
Before even clicking it I thought "Is this going to be gamergate people complaining about a thread, revoltfags complaining about a thread, intl complaining about a thread, or someone else?" Turned out to be some other thread I'd not even seen about some "MikeeUSA" person.
Every fucking time one of the other boards has some petty squabble with another board or a specific user, they come here whining about it.
I'm not going to name names, but certain regulars are guilty of posting a thread about anyone they personally don't like regardless of whether or not there's any real humor there. Sometimes julay follows anyway, but when a thread has that unmistakable stench of "I don't like this person! Make fun of them!" to me at least, it fucking sucks.
I think honestly I've even once been personally guilty of it. A few days ago my girlfriend begged me to post a thread on here about some girl she'd been told about by some other girl on twitter. After hours or reading through shit she was sending me from this other person, I didn't see any funny and thought the person feeding her the info sounded paranoid, and sure enough they turned out to have an ED article. I mean, she was just excited about the prospect of introducing a cow to the board, but if you know the thread I'm talking about… it sucked. And after I posted everything she'd asked me to, I kind of just quietly let the thread die.
I don't know what the solution is, I don't think anyone should be banned, but I wish there was some way we could communicate that /cow/ is just the audience, not some big brother to run and tattle to.
28de50 No.188627
>>188348
Being this mad over half an hour or an hour long ban? There are thousands of boards out there and this thing called real life.
28de50 No.188630
>>188618
I think it's part of giving cows to much free reign. They let autphag keep a thread about himself. Then he created an unfunny /pol/ tier thread about blacks and a other cancer. Spergs need structure.
0e7106 No.188670
>>188627
>hurr durr muh get a life reply
Go back to high school, don't you shits have class tomorrow?
>>188355
It was at worst on page 3, how the fuck is that
>muh post quality muh post length
Oh, you're a cuckchanner.
> Some people can't hold down a full thread with their lunacy, but fit in more in a general.
And you can't just tell someone that? You feel the need to powertrip and ban over it instead of just say "use the general" and lock the thread?
How do those hotpockets taste? Do you do it for free?
>Again, If I had a way to post that privately to the poster, I would have.
Do you fear posting in public outside of being called out for shit modding?
>The ban system is the best we got right now on 8ch.
Of course, because the exhilarating power trip wouldn't happen if you just post in the thread, even if you can turn on your little hotpocket flair. Posting something in the "problematic" thread also would bring more attention to the fact you bend and twist rules to fit what you as a person feel offended by rather than anything relating to the board rules.
>I legitimately don't care about ban evasion as long as the poster fits with theboard.
Ah, such a convenient excuse for banning people even when they breach no rules.
>>188618
> it's been killing my enjoyment of /cow/, and I can't help but feel like it's driven down the UIDs as well
>I don't like this thing therefore the whole board is dying
Check your narcissism faggot.
>gamergate people
>revoltfags
>le ggrevolt [butwecannevernamethefullboardname] isn't gamergate meme
Pretty easy to see what kind of person you are.
>certain regulars are guilty of posting a thread about anyone they personally don't like regardless
Ah yes, those certain trackable regulars on an anonymous imageboard whose ID changes with the thread and their IP.
Your entire post reeks of "more rules more mods more hotpockets the board should conform to my will".
>>188630
> /pol/ tier thread about blacks and a other cancer
>about blacks and a other cancer
>blacks and a other cancer
>blacks and a other cancer
You seem butthurt about anything /pol/ related but at least you see where blacks belong in society. :^)
3a4b09 No.188681
>>Oh, you're a cuckchanner.
You don't even know the history of /cow/, do you? Wanting post quality on a small chan with a userbase less than ~250 is not an impossible task to ask. If you want to bump with one-liners, there are many forums to accommodate you with that.
>>And you can't just tell someone that? You feel the need to powertrip and ban over it instead of just say "use the general" and lock the thread?
The Ban system is the best place. Letting locked pages sit on the front isn't appealing, and telling the user the reason why is the most appropiate. If somebody takes a 30 minute ban as personal - that's on them.
>>How do those hotpockets taste? Do you do it for free?
Pretty good. I had to pay for mine though, since I don't profit off of weeb ads. Been posting on /cow/ for 5 years and been the guy who has tried to get it new web hosts for about 3 years.
>>Of course, because the exhilarating power trip wouldn't happen if you just post in the thread, even if you can turn on your little hotpocket flair. Posting something in the "problematic" thread also would bring more attention to the fact you bend and twist rules to fit what you as a person feel offended by rather than anything relating to the board rules.
An Admin's/Mod's job is to control the macro cocks of chan disscusion(IMO). Why should I post in every thread as the "MOD" or namefag? If I don't need to use the name field - I don't. I do post anon most of the time.
c2462c No.188769
>>188670
>Check your narcissism faggot.
Other way around, goon. The way I worded it specifies I can only speak for myself, but I suspect others feel the same. No one likes PA requests.
>Pretty easy to see what kind of person you are.
Look, the revolt threads are always complete shit and stink of tryhard. At least when GG posts someone, it's usually someone who already has an ED article providing *some* material to laugh about. You should stick to making threads about specific people. Ralph was the closest you guys got to an actual active lolcow. Just "LOL WATCH THIS PERSON SPERG OUT WHILE WE TRY TO WRECK THEIR BOARD, MUH CENSORSHIP, MUH MOD POWER ABUSE" isn't funny and doesn't make anyone a lolcow. The Mark and Acid threads absolutely sucked.
>Ah yes, those certain trackable regulars on an anonymous imageboard whose ID changes with the thread and their IP.
When you've seen them post on a board for over 7 years putting on and dropping a trip on occasion, how they post becomes fairly easy to recognize.
>Your entire post reeks of "more rules more mods more hotpockets the board should conform to my will".
How's that? With the three or four times I variously say "I don't know what the solution is" and "I don't think anyone should be banned over this"?
ef0430 No.188801
6aace7 No.188814
aacb72 No.189306
>>188814
Last one won't link.
bcf5ee No.189501
Hey guys, random outsider here, taking the chance before Infinity truly fucks everything over. Indulge me in my autism a bit- have you guys, since this board started, thought about, discussed, gone anywhere, about a board mascot or tan? How'd it go? I'm trying to catalog them, or make notes of the boards that ended up not "coalescing" OC in that direction, so I'm curious here.
869d5a No.189503
>>189501
Candy from IRC made a few, and somebody made this great /cow/mobile for some racing event a board held.
bcf5ee No.189508
>>189503
Anyone got any images?
6aace7 No.189708
>>189306
The last one was a off-topic shitpost. I deleted it after finding it.
>>189501
We have three:
>Greensuit wearing CWC's rugby and Sonichu medallion
>The "LOL I TROL U" troll with squiggly arms
>Candy's tranny cow monster thing
6aace7 No.192443
While we're all waiting for Infinity Next whatever copypaste decides to use and enjoying the shitshow, know that we have bunker boards in place.
Official Bunker
http://189chan.org/cow/ - Kusaba X imageboard set up by Krapple and hosted by kurtis. Despite (or regardless of) its flaws, we've used Kusaba X for ages, so we'd be returning to our original software and board owner.
Secondary Bunkers
http://8ch.pl/cow/ - Infinity imageboard set up by me on a Polish 8chan clone hosted by czaks. It went down after it was flooded by other board refugees, so it might go down again if they follow us there.
http://endchan.xyz/cow/ - InfinityNow (Lynxchan fork) imageboard set up by Ivan Komarov/Mujahideen911 and hosted by Drybones, who also hosted 8archive.moe before he shut it down "temporarily."
https://www.314chan.org/cow/ - Haruko imageboard set up by an anon and hosted by parley, who intends for the cocks to be lost forever.
Not Bunkers
http://beta.8ch.net/cow/ - Snapshot Epitaph of the failed Infinity Next migration.
http://infinitydev.org/cow/ - Original Infinity Next test board, owned by me. Elegy of the failed Infinity Next migration.
In Case of Emergency
IRC remains the best offsite way to keep in touch when shit happens. I'm in #ncr and #/cow/ on Rizon. If you're not familiar with IRC, use any of the webchat links in the board announcement.
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02a6fe No.192880
Can you fix the CSS on beta.8ch.net/cow? It's impossible to read anything, and when we're forced to switch over, it would be nice if the board were usable.
6aace7 No.192898
>>192880
No, because my user account isn't imported completely. It's supposed to be set as both a board owner and global volunteer, but it was initially imported only as a board owner, and now it's only a global volunteer.
When that's resolved, the CSS will be the first thing I fix.
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871d14 No.193033
>>192898
So you're actually having faith that infinity dev wont just fall flat on its userbase? Also whats your opinion on 314 having their own cow with similar rules and threads?
2d72c5 No.193065
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Have you guys seen this shit?
http://8ch.net/erp/index.html
There's a fuckload of cringeworthy stuff going on here.
6aace7 No.193090
>>193033
>So you're actually having faith that infinity dev wont just fall flat on its userbase?
As far as I'm concerned, keeping tabs on Infinity Next is part of my duties of owning and maintaining this board. I think that migration will finish before we have to move elsewhere, but I'll go wherever /cow/ goes.
>Also whats your opinion on 314 having their own cow with similar rules and threads?
I'd like to know more about the host and board owner before adding it to the list of bunkers.
>>193065
Almost as embarrassing as /furry/ having 600 active users.
36bdb1 No.193091
>>192898
That's not how it works. Your account, JEWS, is a Global Volunteer. Vichan sees it as having the mask GLOBAL_MOD on boards "*", for all. You use an account named jews2 to manage the board which is BOARD_MOD on "cow". According to the database, introman actually owns /cow/ and has the BOARD_OWNER role. This is how vichan handles user responsibilities and all Global Volunteers will have to manually reacquire their boards through me or copypaste. The new software allows many relationships to one user.
I'll set you up.
6aace7 No.193093
>>193091
>According to the database, introman actually owns /cow/ and has the BOARD_OWNER role.
Yeah, he told me that he saw the role and not the functions in the mod panel.
It doesn't look like that came from vichan, though, since mod.php?/users says JEWS2 and introman are listed (correctly) as BoardVolunteers.
59a397 No.194792
Can I ask why the Sam Hyde thread was anchored?
I think he has a lot of potential, edgy film student who does ebin Internet prankz and sketches that try way, way too hard to be shocking and offensive. Also a confirmed pedo.
f4833e No.194980
ea267b No.195320
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>175350
I only just now saw this link so xcuz late reply
but Chrischan? WUT
the fuck you been boi. He hated them initially, mostly as a competing product.
the original tranny horse shill was our good old original /cow/ friend Jennifer Diane Reitz, aka Chatoyence. Conversion Bureau was the first nuclear firefuckball holocaust that ever broke out of containment, because it was full of all kinds of bizarre misanthropy and people were completely okay being forced at gunpoint (hornpoint) to become tiny colorful equines as well. The fact it was JDR only drew more to Ground Zero.
>sell website for 3-4 million dollars
>go broke a year later from buying too much anime crap
The scary thing was her (because I can't remember what its original name was) degeneracy was infectious (both with downies and before)
Chatty spawned the first mini-fandom, even before Fallout Equestria, which became the main furfag entrypoint becuz muh ebil humies corralled by horsedictator at a time when the general furry hated MLP due to crapflooding and the initial sanic quality work. (Because MLP sorely needed anal vore and diapers, thanks JDR! It felt incomplete until then!)
JDR can still spaghetti with the best of'em, too. Just get a load (hyeurhurrrr) of this story!
(Fuckdamn, there's a lot of dead links in the JDR entry btw. Appears nobody remembered to arc much of anything especially from.)
>>193090 he seems well-meaning but mega-autist.
Kinna guy that wants to befriend everyone but kind of slurs.
Remains to be seen what his coding capabilities are. So far, not impressive.
He was ok to hang out with but the site feels even less advanced than 4chan somehow. Gitgud skrub
d0c071 No.195761
We need some confetti in this motherfucker
>>195535
>>195758
8a9d7d No.195900
are those shrieking harpies from canada who tried to get a guy imprisoned over tweets threadworthy? especially now that superbetas and other harpies are wailing and gnashing their teeth over the "not guilty" verdict.
0e1c3b No.195997
>>195900
you can tell these emasculated losers from a mile away just by looking at their uniform generic indie poignant face sketches for avatars
744cef No.196255
Now that Josh is gone and Infinity Next is dead in the water, where are we going to go?
388b93 No.196275
6aace7 No.196386
>>196255
Short term answer: we've never moved unless our host was totaled, and I don't intend to change that. This board's activity has only changed congruently with 8chan, and the bunker boards in >>192443 aren't getting new posts. I'm interpreting this as our lurkers and posters wanting to stick with 8chan until we can't. If that changes, I'll move to a bunker with the rest of you.
Long term answer: I support copypaste's proposed patching of Infinity (the cyan option in http://poal.me/1kvhve). If copypaste decides to migrate to Lynxchan, Next, or another backend, I'll wait it out with the rest of /cow/ and try to normalize things when it's ready. I'm disappointed to see Infinity Next mothballed since it had some features I desired, such as D++, CSS rules for wordfilters, and un-bumping necrobumped threads,
Ultimately, I won't decide which host we use if 8chan sinks since I'm just /cow/'s board owner here on 8chan, but If I were creating /cow/ again and had to choose between Jim Watkins, Krapple's friends, czaks, Drybones, and parley, I would choose Jim.
ea267b No.196967
>>196386
is czaks' site really as shit as implied in >>192443 ?
Because I wanted to make it my backup too since it's the most like 8chan.
Also what do you mean parley intends everything to be lost forever? D'ya mean he has an anti-archive script?
6aace7 No.197000
I agreed to let copypaste use /pig/ as a test board for the vfec.php project. Before you ask, I'm pretty sure that we won't end up like /sp/ did from Infinity Next.
He's going to tweet the plan when he's ready, but I'm going to spoil the details: /pig/ will be redirected to beta.8chan.net, which will be set up with patched vichan software for the test. If /pig/ works, he'll do /b/, and if /b/ works, he'll do every board that isn't on its own NFS server. If that works, then he'll set up the rest of 8chan.
>>196967
>is czaks' site really as shit as implied in >>192443 (You) ? Because I wanted to make it my backup too since it's the most like 8chan.
It's less about the site being shit and more about it not being fit for use as a downtime bunker. It went down during the first attempted migration, so if 8ch.net goes down again, 8ch.pl will probably go with it when /v/pol/tech/furry/Bui choke it to death.
>Also what do you mean parley intends everything to be lost forever? D'ya mean he has an anti-archive script?
From https://314chan.org/faq.html:
>I love imageboard archives! where's yours?
>We will never have one. Never make one, or use one. Imageboards are made to be pruned, and lost forever. Deal with it, or make local archives.
This is probably fine for your board since it's fine for most, but I wouldn't want this guy to be our host when lolpigs like Robb delete their own posts.
ea267b No.197036
>>197000
ah, thanks for clarification.
also, can't make them unable to delete posts there? I know his software was outdated, but damn.
Also didn't know .pl gets choked so easily. I wonder what Cuisinart he's running that on.
33c62a No.197659
Care to explain why you are removing every thread about Lowtiergod?
I smell something fishy.
6aace7 No.197671
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>197659
>Care to explain why you are removing every thread about Lowtiergod?
>>193567
The other volunteers are probably removing duplicate threads.
>I smell something fishy.
I've attached an instructional video on dealing with your problem.
33c62a No.197705
>>197671
My bad, I looked at the catalog a billion time,ctrl+f and didn't find it.
b9cf61 No.198094
Kinda late to the party I know, but what's up with the board name change?
5c5e5b No.198131
>>198094
Joshual "Null" Moon is terrified that one of the devs for the board is going to chop him up and feed him to pigs.
d70770 No.198199
>>198131
It's not the Sapranos. They'll probably just sneak drug him and toss him into a bear enclosure at the zoo. Or a shark tank in a mall. Its the Philippines.
6aace7 No.199274
>>>/sp/ invited us to their Super Bowl 50 party. https://archive.is/r9l2F
This year, it's a little more relevant to /pig/ than usual. /sp/ was one of the very few boards that migrated to beta.8ch.net, and it barely survived when Null crashed the plane.
ea267b No.199767
>>197705
Random idea that I've seen on some of the russian chans, is perhaps some kind of tagging system, so you can view the catalog, and if, say, moviebob's name was accidentally left out of an OP, another user can tag it "moviebob" so it'll come up.
While they allow any user to add a tag to any post (I'm sure you can imagine how well that encourages shitposting) maybe there's some way to enable such a thing for just OP's post.
(basically anyone can add/remove any tag, which leads to all sorts of meta shitposting chicanery. Figure have some sorta thing where it autolocks on 3-5 tags until a mod fixes it if need be. Like Moviebob, Youtube, Fatty/hambeast, Cringe, Edgelord, and whenever you search one it highlights all catalog posts with that tag(s))
I need to refind the chans that had that but it looked like they just stitched imgur's tag system onto standard vichan posting.
>>199274
neat.
also lol pic, esp the 8ch.pl parts. I just know they're probably one of the reasons it blew up.
0ffa9b No.202045
Can someone tell me what a "ween" is exactly and where does the term originate? I've browsed /pig/ for a good while now but I'm still not quite sure exactly.
6aace7 No.202083
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>202045
EPIC WEEN was legi0n's way of spelling Darksidered992's victory cry, EPIC WIN.¹
Like JULAY,² we used it here as the victory cry for unfunny trolls, but "epic ween" and "ween" were also generally used as synonyms for "unfunny." By the time I started lurking, "epic ween troll" was shortened to "weentroll," and faggots on the Kiwi Farms shortened "weentroll" to "ween", making it a shibboleth for them.
Notes
1. EPIC WIN, in turn, was popularized by a /b/ wordfilter which changed "EPIC FAIL" to "EPIC WIN."
2. JULAY was /v/'s way of spelling Chris-chan's exclamations in his sex tape, and its current meaning was cemented by an unfunny PCAssassins prank call.
References
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Darksidered992#Epic_Ween_Trolling
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Epic_Win#Epic_Ween
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Weening (written by foxdicks)
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125edc No.202349
https://media.8ch.net/pig/src/1454636780077.webm
What is the background of this? What I have been listing to? What DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
( No really, I am curious. )
125edc No.202364
https://media.8ch.net/pig/src/1454636780077.webm
What is the background of this? What I have been listing to? What DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
( No really, I am curious. )
6f531b No.202460
So, when are you going to let up on the cringey 'pig' thing?
It's not even funny. It's just stupid. It's like if you put a word filter in for apple that changed it to orange. "haha, both apples and oranges are fruits! Hilarious!"
5242ca No.202582
>>202460
I think it's about Null, 8chan's personal lolpig. He was convinced Jim was going to kill him and feed him to pigs in one of his many paranoid delusions.
6f531b No.202684
>>202582
That still doesn't make it funny
e9b5d5 No.202750
Hey mods
Could you possibly check and see if this guy >>202385 and this guy >>202748 are the same?
44b224 No.202855
>>202750
IPs don't match. That being said, he may have a dynamic IP, as the one used in the Onision thread only has two posts and said posts were made after the one in the Coffin thread.
38db76 No.203150
>>202364
I am also fascinated by this audio. I've listened to it twice now. Who are these people? Is the one person a tranny?
332804 No.203903
JustinRPG's fabled "Burger Poster" was finally found today. It turns out it's actually a framed puzzle instead of a burger, a "Pass the Ketchup" puzzle, to be exact.
http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_trksid=p2047675.m570.l1313.TR0.TRC0.H0.Xpass+the+ketchup.TRS0&_nkw=pass+the+ketchup&_sacat=0
28875f No.203946
>>203903
I don't know who found this but god bless their soul.
44b224 No.204066
>>203903
You magnificent bastards.
7f7764 No.204085
>>203903
wow thats amazing and interesting
7f7764 No.204086
>>202460
its cause null afraid of pigs
4c4ff9 No.204413
Petition to wordfilter "mods" to "jerkops"
6aace7 No.204426
>>203903
…Finally found by whom? How hard were they looking?
332804 No.204428
>>204426
By someone in IRC. Not me, but someone else in IRC. They happened to remember seeing something like that once, and then the origins of the burger were found.
265afb No.204907
>>202684
You have been visited by the Pig of good *chans.
Fast boards and stable coding will come to you, but only if you reply with THAT'LL DO, PIG
1f30d6 No.205214
>>182478
Anonymous conservative, I bought your book on r/k selection. I'm about a chapter in, liking it so far.
8ed837 No.205457
Sup /cow/.
You faggots still active or what?
550317 No.205469
dd252c No.206041
45c45b No.206609
A thread dedicate to christening a boat in order to ebin trollan the SJWs?
Are you fucking kidding me what the Hell is going on with this board?