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e6c617  No.125

Welcome to /cow/! This board concerns lolcows, or fools who are unwittingly funny or can be goaded into being funny. We document, archive and laugh at the weirdness of the internet.

/cow/ has its own purpose and ethos independent of the rest of 8chan. If you're coming from /baphomet/, note that /cow/ isn't a random board, so new threads must be about lolcows. If you're coming from /pol/, note that /cow/ isn't /pol/; zero-potential threads for the subjects of news stories or viral videos and off-topic political discussion are both unwelcome. If you're coming from /sp/, /int/, or /icup/, please keep cross-board shenanigans in this thread. If you're coming from the Kiwi Farms, please read the current Kiwi or Null General first. If you're coming from ED, enjoy your stay. If you have any suggestions, banners, CSS, or board assets to share, please post them here.

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• VanKrause, founder of the original /cwc/, answered questions about the history of /cow/ at >>>/newspaper/365.

Board Information for Oldfags

1. SpacePirate closed n0chan because he was tired of paying for it. NekoArc closed 888chan because he was tired of paying for it.

2. Homor, Mujahideen911 and I are /cow/'s volunteers. Anything illegal violates 8chan's global rule and thus can be handled by global volunteers.

3. The board is being indexed by Google, so oldfags and lolcows should find us eventually.

4. #/cow/ on Rizon is the "official" IRC channel. enig closed #ncr because Donald Trump was elected. No, I don't understand that either.

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077a2f  No.439043

Filter the word "/pol/tard" and "poltard" or ban any redditor and leftypol faggot using those words.

9d0ff1  No.440033


I've never been to /leftypol/, never used Reddit, and use /pol/tard all the time. You really are triggered, aren't you.

dfe561  No.440191


"please make /cow/ a hugbox for me"

174b5f  No.440194

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Sure thing /leftypol/

I hope you kill yourself soon, tranny.

503466  No.440266


lol niggers

8261ce  No.441428

The owner of this board is a real kike? This is why he suck /leftypol/ tranny dick?

64346c  No.442840


The OP faggot was right about Humor.

237505  No.442928

/leftypol/ keep posting /pol/tard in the Jewtube threads and larping as Oldfags. This board already had a lot of filters, one more is nothing.

20e813  No.443216


Homor uncycled it, but I'm leaning toward cycling it again.


>By what metric do you know this? Did they happen to be guys that hang out with you on your IRC channel all the time?

Or, rather, they've shown up from time to time over the seven years or so that I've lurked /cow/'s IRC channels, so I know who they are and how long they've been around.

>If that were the case the threads wouldn't be sitting there unviewed, inactive, and uncared-for for long enough to be bumped off, would they?

Not necessarily; /cow/ has always been a slow board.

>Do you even listen to yourself? This is Homor-tier.

I don't want /cow/ to be a wasteland of low potential. I come here to laugh at retards, not to gossip about YouTube and scream at my boogeymen.

63e8bc  No.443300


>Homor uncycled it, but I'm leaning toward cycling it again.


20e813  No.443357


Done. >>443350

c54e30  No.443406

Why the JewTube thread go deleted? And why you are ignoring the request about filtering /pol/tard?

20e813  No.443421


>Why the JewTube thread go deleted?

They're duplicates. I restored and stickied the cyclical, as I said in the post immediately above yours.

>And why you are ignoring the request about filtering /pol/tard?

I've yet to think of an equivalent filter for the faggots calling everyone /leftypol/ for laughing at /pol/.

c54e30  No.443436


Ok, i'm cool with that.

54288a  No.443565


>my irc friends told me to so fuck all the anons saying otherwise

You may as well make a discord and get that circlejerk running.

54288a  No.443571


Further points, not that you or the rest of your crew show a lot of interest in following logic.

>bloodsports needs to be deleted and forced into a cyclical again because muh "low tier potential"

>but /leftypol/ and some poojeet making the same fucking thread in duplicate 30 times without a single one reaching bump limit is a-ok

20e813  No.443933

File: 398b76c4e0f8a1b⋯.gif (538.15 KB, 265x322, 265:322, LOL BUTTHURT.GIF)


I took care of both the IBS thread and the shit tier right-wing threads over two weeks ago. If you're still sore about them, then your bitching might be better off in the Right-Wing Lolcows general than this meta thread at this point.

I'll finally solve the Pajeet question once that solution becomes available. As with the other two threads you're sore about, I think the best solution is one good thread to replace the several lesser threads.

44ada3  No.446904

JEWS, can you stink both /leftypol/ and /pol/ threads? Each side tries to slide the threads.

Also check this >>444671

e091e3  No.447249

Earlier today Jim mentioned 8chan again on twitter, brace yourselfs for paypigs and redditfags

44ada3  No.447346


Yesterday I was already being attacked in the IBS thread only for call out Jim.

20e813  No.450861


I guess I'm OK with this. Just don't forget that we have archives, and we can always make new threads.

3f9629  No.451438


Stink/pin both /leftypol/ and /pol/ threads, idiots keep sliding both threads, the alt-right one have a new lolcow btw, a trannie nazi.

3f9629  No.451442


Also this

d521a1  No.452170


It never ends, does it?

13a509  No.454373

Now that the IBS bullshit has been contained in the cyclical, we can think about getting rid about PA requests by pretenders who want to go after anyone related to that format that has "wronged" them.

cbddaf  No.454683


Why? When they try it backfires and I find that amusing.

afdb78  No.454773


This, currently zoom and his discord buddies are shitting up the cyclical.

503466  No.455105

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Zoom's theme song

503466  No.455109


I'm gay

e24b72  No.455747

So what the fuck is Zoom's problem?

0ce2bc  No.457841


Besides him fucking kids he's an autistic schreeching cunt who won't shut the fuck up about other people's failures to try and deflect any and all criticism placed upon him.

54288a  No.458688

>literal pedophiles flooding the IBS cyclical and stopping just short of posting non-drawn cp

>mods nowhere to be found

906724  No.458855

More Jim fags after the new stream. Litarally cuckchan and reddit anons.

2b91f1  No.459464

File: c99fba129561fd1⋯.jpg (1.87 MB, 2448x3264, 3:4, IMG_20180520_004017666_LL.jpg)


Did anyone else see this? I thought it was funny

da5443  No.460099


Did some anon actually consider others and take his life before killing innocents?

2b91f1  No.460139


I don't think they killed themselves tbh just threatening too. I'm still hoping they come back and do it.

dfd199  No.460975


They're killing this board. We need to build a wall and deport /ibs/ newniggers tbh

54288a  No.461070


Don't worry, I'm sure you can make some more false flag threads and blame it on them.

8bb675  No.461380

ID 54288a is a lolcow

4de4c3  No.461460

>Mundane Matt let's out a loud shart

>Fuck the fact that there is a thread about the person in question already


Can someone purge the plague of duplicate threads that came about, because narcisstic morons think they deserve the dopamine supply for their malnourished brains?.

8bb675  No.462207

Search for "MUH SEEKRIT CLUB" posted in the last few days, you're going to be scared of the amount of redditors here now.

8c1f4b  No.462285

File: 32ec3323c2ebccb⋯.png (91.99 KB, 534x284, 267:142, IBS newfag.png)

He fit in here, fam?

9ae854  No.467410

File: 52e5748b272be5e⋯.png (374.69 KB, 1775x760, 355:152, clipimg.PNG)

I somehow ended up stumbling upon this strange site. Looks like the tranny that runs it is a narcissist and potentially prime /cow/ material.



20e813  No.467993

Every time you make a meta thread, /cow/ forgets something funny. Use this thread to talk about the board itself.

I deleted >>452351, having responded to it in >>453133 and having made offsite backups (https://archive.li/hfHxL#selection-5192.3-5192.10). If you want to respond to the points made in that thread, do it here.

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852741  No.468447

The board is dead, not in a slow sense, but its all about e-celebs now, no new lolcows. See all these new threads, they are pathetic.

Worse, the board is becoming political because of the e-celeb drama. The best new lolcow I've seen being posted here in months has been "SAGED" because the /pol/tards felt that it is something personal.

Both, alt-right and /leftypol/ threads are just sad faggots trying to "gain control" over /cow/ btw. Same about random IBS faggots threads.

54288a  No.468919


Quit crying, faggot. That's exactly what the board has been for years. Little to no new lolcows, and the new ones that do show up like Secrios end up having their threads suspiciously locked and slid off like they begged a mod to shut it down, while the exact same generic chrischan foxdickfarms josh/null threads get reposted before hitting bump limit.

852741  No.469688


Not crying, cunt, just wanted to state my opinion. I'm a IBS faggot anyway.

31d5b7  No.471076


ibs newfaggotry and zoom killed this broad. Thanks kiddo.

54288a  No.471314


>everything that isn't the exact same josh/cwc thread ad nauseum is newfaggotry

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d521a1  No.473258


The worst part are the faggots who make threads with one sentence, not even going into why they should be considered a /cow/ just low effort personal army requests.

69a7b3  No.473272

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cbddaf  No.473416


> She keeps begging for Styx's money and apparently he gives it to her.

Is that sarcasm? I'm not seeing proof here styx knows who she is let alone gave her any money.

0bc08e  No.473433


She has crazy written all over whether Spoonclankenhammer is paying her or not.

41652a  No.473927

Still recommending Jim and Metokur become some word filter. I think we could get a lot of julay from newfags upset that /cow/ made fun of their E-celebs.

20e813  No.473976



The meta thread isn't the place for this.


I'm open to suggestions. Right now, the only idea I have is to filter his handles to those of a lolcow worthy of more attention, i.e. Jim -> Diego and Mister Metokur -> Thursday Lane.

41652a  No.473986


Jim to Rice Dick works incredibly well.

Metokur to Mediocre or maybe A voice for men.

fe7524  No.474226


Just make Jim and Metokur/Mister Metokur/Mr. Metoku/MrMetokur all translate to "Internet Aristocrat" so no one ever forgets his first GamerGate siphoning persona that ended when he fingerbanged his girlfriend on livestream and then deleted everything.

d521a1  No.474276


Seconding this.

41652a  No.474330



No one had forgotten it and it's a really weak word filter if you're looking to mock him and his worshipers. Good word filters annoy people.

41652a  No.475386

Jim to drama queen.

Metokur to downy princess

6b3391  No.475631


I like him but I'd want to see that as well, why would people get mad at it?

Word filters are one of the best things of any board when the topic isn't serious and Metokur has never taken anything serious except gamergate and fucking with pedos.

41652a  No.475643


Half of /cow/s current userbase are e celeb wankers. Fucking with their pet e celebs would make them sperg out.

41652a  No.476512

Cybertranny is in his own thread trying to shill his stream. Wanna fuck with a tranny mod-kun?

123ff9  No.478780

Where's the new thread about "Lily"? I come here for lolcows, not for e-celeb dickriding and discord drama

54288a  No.478802


Make one, you lazy nigger.

123ff9  No.478864


Someone made one, but looks like the thread is missing or go deleted for some reason

9a241e  No.478908

there's this pajeet fag who's made several threads looking for a girlfriend







think some new wordfilters could fuck with him? (do wordfilters affect the Name field?) some ideas I have are:

"sexy woman","fat man"

"beautiful woman","fat man"

"girlfriend","gay lover"

a85160  No.479339

Any one have the video called "/pol/ reacts to the /co/ serial killer"? Its about Randy Stair, but looks like YouTube deleted the original months ago.

0b2c90  No.482531

Has anyone seen what is happening in the SCP forums? There's a big tranny chimpout going on. Apparently some tranny made an article with a tranny self-insert monster, people that spoke against it got banned and now they are going full poz, they changed their twitter logo to a gay flag with brown and black and they are also in protected mode

503466  No.482558


Lmao, you got a link to that shit?

0b2c90  No.482647

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File: e52828dfe94e3bc⋯.png (137.2 KB, 798x685, 798:685, 2018-06-16 09.48.39.png)


Here, some caps

9d0ff1  No.482664


Man, SCP used to be so good

d521a1  No.482906


This is depressing, another old internet forum falls to SJWism.

5b26a1  No.483107

File: 227d72af554eefa⋯.jpg (58.72 KB, 704x525, 704:525, phpThumb_generated_thumbna….jpg)


>Hate is a disease


14296b  No.483661


e48e88  No.484165

File: 7abf847bfaa999a⋯.png (20.53 KB, 470x146, 235:73, niceocjim.PNG)

File: 1cdae55004d73a0⋯.png (15.14 KB, 469x111, 469:111, niceocjim2.PNG)

So this unoriginal fuck decided to litearlly copy a pun from American Dad! for his video title. Holy shit he really is becoming reddit.

a869d7  No.484220


It isn't that deep. It's just "acronym=LGBT pun"

77c594  No.486125


Deep in the depths of your heart you knew this day was coming. Technology is everywhere and we are watching you. Many of you have already

been under surveillance for months. Anonymity is no longer a luxury of the Internet. They say that Lolcows are people and groups whose eccentric or foolish behavior can be "julayed" for amusement and laughs. We are entering a new world in which you are the ones who are foolish.

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c43867  No.486609


This attempt to scare us might be more threatening if whatever that ASCII art was wasn't completely mangled.

c9a44d  No.486674


>They say that Lolcows are people and groups whose eccentric or foolish behavior can be "julayed" for amusement and laughs.

who is they and why do you hate them

503466  No.487043


Thats edgy af my nigga

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41652a  No.487077


so who exactly is in charge now and how do we out them to their family to get them in the mental hospital they need to be in?

It wouldn't surprize me if it was a tranny in charge from the way they're talking. Faggots and dykes are bad but they don't talk quite that way.

Hey Jews, where my goddamn Jim word filters already you faggot?

818047  No.488970

c43867  No.488982


I am legitimately surprised at how woke some of those Quora answers are. Ask similar on (((Stack Exchange))) and watch what happens.

8f0e04  No.489281

File: 25425c5d949b961⋯.jpg (614.21 KB, 1400x1478, 700:739, 1459831131480.jpg)

Why not a tranny lolcow general?

20e813  No.489295


>Hey Jews, where my goddamn Jim word filters already you faggot?

See >>473976. Everything suggested so far has sucked even worse than my idea. If someone asks again without offering a better idea, I'm filtering Jim to Gabe and Mister Metokur to Moleman9000.



Not the place, etc.


It's not a terrible idea. Robb and ADF aren't active enough to have their own threads anymore.

e1eaca  No.491223

Who's the faggot spamming us with 11 threads filled with random numbers and pictures of Satania and Remilia?

dfa79e  No.491227


Someone who wants their thread buried.

8fc5e6  No.491264


I'm guessing it's one of Foxworth's Discord friends.

c4243f  No.491274


I'd say so, given the trannyposting. I wonder what they're hoping to achieve, aside from laughter at how desperate they are.

97a254  No.491282

Are we getting raided by Aero? Someone’s spamming HRT threads

41652a  No.491576


Do it faggot.

Moleman9000s pretty good

20e813  No.493322

280d35  No.497303


Mister Moleman9000 is going to have a stream.I hope it works

7c66a5  No.497464


9b2974  No.500402

File: ad69517bd5a03cc⋯.png (1.64 MB, 964x1200, 241:300, Da2Jxd3XUAcN8eb.png)

>fat "traps" from 4chan think this is qt and pass

0a22ca  No.500411


He definitely passes and I would definitely breed hios boypussy.

0a22ca  No.500412


*his boipussy.

9b2974  No.500427

File: 37702414475d39b⋯.jpg (96.5 KB, 1200x677, 1200:677, smug4.jpg)


>That ugly face


0a22ca  No.500632


He not ugly, and besides the point, girls can be ugly too

c63c0b  No.502981

6ead91  No.504065

Has anyone else notice the spike in trollshielding fags this summer too?

0a22ca  No.504098


No, but I've noticed a spike in unfunny a-logging Mr redditeur-tier faggots

6ead91  No.504106


I noticed /leftypol/ fags, trannies and /cuteboy/ twats defending likes of Chijo and Foxworth while taking hatefacts very personally

7c120a  No.504110


it passes if it tried to go for the Daria/problem glasses cunt look :^)

0a22ca  No.504119


Yes, everyone who thinks /cow/ is not /baph/ is a tranny or /leftypol/, gotcha

9a241e  No.504309

how 'bout filtering "beautiful" -> "shitting in the street" just to fuck with the desperate pajeet that keeps calling himself beautiful?

0a22ca  No.504329


pajeet is a master troll tbh

6ead91  No.504414


Nigger, look up troll shielding then come back here.

There's also /intl/ newfags

0a22ca  No.504434


>troll shielding

Kari5 is a cow. TransitioningBong is a cow. CWC is a cow. Even Peet is a cow.

Pajeet is not a cow. Chijo is not a cow.

See the trend?

9762f6  No.504615

File: f0705986447b447⋯.png (91.62 KB, 291x257, 291:257, 1.png)

2b91f1  No.505023

File: 7d7657170f6a48a⋯.png (322.65 KB, 778x880, 389:440, 7d7657170f6a48ad30f7b55889….png)

So much for the Chijo thread

945551  No.505468

>deleting lulzy threads because you are butthurt about them

You picked a perfect moniker for yourself, JEWS.

945551  No.505481


Fuck off pedo.

44dfae  No.505688

Can we wordfilter hirtes into something?

390831  No.506504


Annoying furfag?

24beb8  No.506506

24beb8  No.506508


Why would you put that out?

24beb8  No.506512

Yea you need to attach your real name, To facebook and twitter. Its the only way to be sure!

24beb8  No.506515


LOL Furfags

c43867  No.506773


Yiff in hell.

842727  No.507118

File: e511dd7d06fa62c⋯.jpg (19.74 KB, 350x350, 1:1, varg.jpg)

I think this is the only board that somehow got better during summer

Guess college age folk having more free time really ups the info dumps and shitposting.

Catalog is looking great

391757  No.507550

File: 8d54720b9ae2533⋯.png (132.26 KB, 372x340, 93:85, 8d54720b9ae2533b359e336391….png)


>Catalog is looking great

90% of the catalog is related to youtube e-celeb faggotry.

9a241e  No.507705

we also have multiple threads to the same topic, many of which have never reached the bump limit

5ebb6e  No.507728


d521a1  No.507870


A part of it is that IBS faggotry finally died down.

738707  No.508778

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Potato fucker has a good show for once…potentially

b88ca1  No.509469

File: 5191f24250c4cf3⋯.png (43.49 KB, 300x100, 3:1, serife banner.png)

Can Serife get a banner? She said that she really wants to be our turkroach mascot

9730d5  No.510178


Filtering his posts would be fun, but that's too obvious.


I don't know or care which thread you're upset about.



9a241e  No.510222


>Filtering his posts would be fun, but that's too obvious.

I guess that makes sense, as I've tried to bait him into using currently-filtered things and he never fell for them (maybe because he did hit one much earlier, see >>470835 )

c0ef84  No.510276

So wtf is going on?


c0ef84  No.510278

Some leftytranny is trying to take control of /cuteboys/ and says it's because of /cow/, does anyone know anything about that?


0a22ca  No.510343


The guys from the unfunny Chijo thread also started to post on /cuteboys/. Someone is really mad the BO allows trans stuff, and so they're part of a concerted effort to spam and FUD /cuteboys/ until BO steps down or everyone moves to >>>/cutebois/

44dfae  No.511953

can we do something about our friend hirtes?

89a1d6  No.512228

8chan lolcow is a racist there have called me a roach and there still cyber bully me and i dont autsim i only have eplipsy

2414ce  No.512607


You are still a spastic fujoshi and a turkroach, Serife.

41652a  No.513173

Mods really need to get their shit together and clean up the obvious raiding going on. Way way too many threads are being made by people for attention who then stop using a proxy to talk about themselves in them. Same goes for the foxdickfarm crowd who are constantly shitting up threads by picking school girl fights with everyone.

It's obvious the boards being raided really hard and the mods don't give a shit. Other wise half the Chris-chan thread would say "Was banned for this post" with all the troll shielding going on and trolling/white knighting.

44dfae  No.513939

This hirtes shit is getting out of control

89439f  No.514009

File: 45f99168d71f82f⋯.png (21.74 KB, 300x100, 3:1, cow's word bubble.png)

could this be a banner?

89439f  No.514013

266cf9  No.514214

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Am I only one who thinks that Lukas & Fedorov are transfat equivalent of Thot?

3efbbc  No.514340

File: 368c9cad0d5d834⋯.png (307.74 KB, 1536x894, 256:149, Screenshot_2018-08-04-20-5….png)




don't tell me you can't send a few notices to come back next friday over blatant spam and attempts to derail. these posters often have dozens of posts, and all of them look like this

I'm not saying we need to clamp down and turn this place into north korea, like with foxdick farms, all I am saying is nobody would mind a public ban for the next person who "hirtes posts" and give silent bans to the rest. We did this shit to the screenshot spamming autist a few weeks ago, this isn't rocket science

c43867  No.514422


FoxDickFags deserve bans. Simple solution.

c43867  No.514430

Additional suggestion: Censor hirtes -> null.

3efbbc  No.514452

6ead91  No.514656

Request ban on foxdickers and Chijo. Those faggots are boring and rarely provide cocks

5611aa  No.514660

8chan stop calling turkish peoples for turkroach is fucking shit racist and your a foucking a racist asshole and stop racsim and stop cyber bully

6ead91  No.514662


Applying for /cow/ mascothood?

Hilarious JEWS has to see this.

6ead91  No.514665

Request new wordfilter

Turk =Turkroach

c85221  No.514666



cc21f1  No.514677


chijo is okay, foxdickers make us look good by making themselves look retarded



also, filter shu to "I like raping little boys" or something

6ead91  No.514683


And Kurenai 'Daddy raped me retarded'

The turkroach has tendency to come back, so it might be funny.

Also can emojis get world filtered?

6ead91  No.514694


On Hindsight worldfiltering 'shu' will have widespread effects. IE Shut up

Kurenai on other hand

My request: Word filter Kurenai and Turk

9a241e  No.514768

d4171c  No.514814

Shut up you racist

c657a3  No.515356

Can the BO post a full list of what the wordfilters are so I can avoid them?

I keep tripping them and it's fucking annoying. I know bee tee eff oh leads to the infuriating "PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG" but there are others as well.

9a241e  No.515412


there's a link on the opening post.

0766bb  No.515426


I get trolled too

fd486c  No.515738



>pretending to be serife

c5779d  No.516413

File: 6ca9c87ab031cdc⋯.jpg (1.75 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, 6ca9c87ab031cdc18367973382….jpg)

File: 52bc8077893d933⋯.png (141.68 KB, 454x288, 227:144, 920fe6c5e86d513d06caaf54d8….png)

File: 78670cb96818461⋯.png (208.39 KB, 593x620, 593:620, 78670cb9681846168ee4e65646….png)

File: 8163c1626bc16b8⋯.jpg (12.23 KB, 252x255, 84:85, e1dc90728b4bd23f7090f242f8….jpg)

I request a bumper for our friend, chijo. He's been here for over a month now, and it's clear he's not going away, we should welcome him into his new permanent home

Im' thinking his ugly mug is enough for most people who have been here regularly for about a month and a half but he's been sperging hard outside of /cow/ as well for years now, so plenty of cocks to choose from

Here are some potential ideas

c5779d  No.516414

File: 2923eb13b14efb9⋯.png (2.26 MB, 1580x2397, 1580:2397, 2923eb13b14efb98dee4a09569….png)

File: 988a93d05568809⋯.png (3.1 MB, 1550x2639, 1550:2639, 988a93d05568809710ad3e6414….png)

File: 89bf2a53154ec5e⋯.png (572.16 KB, 1220x1360, 61:68, 89bf2a53154ec5e3a77eebd189….png)

File: 4e3341338c63fed⋯.png (862.02 KB, 801x1448, 801:1448, 4e3341338c63fed02cd232a67f….png)

File: 665ef60c67bc330⋯.png (2.54 MB, 1628x2964, 407:741, 665ef60c67bc330997e26d2f9a….png)


Alternatively, you can make a gif that scrolls down thru all of this autism. This one is self explanatory even for people who never even heard of this tranny

b7749f  No.516509

Go away you shit 8chan you still cyber bully me you shit racist

4543d3  No.516537

File: 4e5fa9cd1af5781⋯.png (459.85 KB, 685x800, 137:160, 4e5fa9cd1af5781eb4c695f366….png)



Yeah, I think pic related is better, this fucking selfie is more exploitable, and looks more lulzworthy. Plz keep funny.co tag, or replace with /cow/ if you're going to use it


Nobody would bully you if you just killed yourself, turkroach

4543d3  No.516538

File: 57cd62005f55a4b⋯.png (396.44 KB, 684x800, 171:200, 57cd62005f55a4b244b93b8151….png)


that's not what I wanted to fucking post, fuck

This one is more exploitable

56db49  No.517294

File: e2b18ec5f339b2a⋯.png (57.74 KB, 300x100, 3:1, 500 hours in ms paint.png)



Something like this? I know it looks like a squished turd, but I can't be bothered to make anything better. Now stop flooding the thread with this newfag


and you're still ugly and have cooties, so we're even

a037e7  No.517385

Shut up you all racist

a037e7  No.517386

Shut up you all racist and stop anoying me

56db49  No.517407

5e6dca  No.517916

Yes you furfrag racist

56d5df  No.517945


>furfag racist

Okay, cut the shit, you're not real kari, right? that was too good for that downy to think up herself

116bfe  No.518210

File: 95749f246655ac1⋯.gif (40.33 KB, 300x100, 3:1, lovely.gif)

File: 40b146fd2b95332⋯.png (68.88 KB, 300x100, 3:1, almost.png)

Have some banners featuring an lolcow love triangle. One is a .gif and the other a .png. The .gif is preferred but you can upload anyone.

7e7821  No.518480

File: 56ee899064c4f16⋯.jpg (32.74 KB, 960x533, 960:533, FB_IMG_1533896394000.jpg)

Removed that shit i am with my love shu kurenai you shit racist asshole 🖕

bc2c99  No.518509



Anime is for people, not islamic turkroaches

9a241e  No.518684

File: 819611829949ff8⋯.jpg (43.62 KB, 250x250, 1:1, 1399153429054.jpg)

428378  No.518690

File: 2a836ea386720a5⋯.png (529.67 KB, 1300x2075, 52:83, 8chan winter ball.png)

Does /cow/ already have its own board-tan by any chance? I need it for research purposes.

82c74c  No.518718

File: 660397ecc62aff7⋯.jpg (28.8 KB, 400x400, 1:1, cwc.jpg)

f0eece  No.518740


Turkroach-tan. The hambeast wanted it after all

4db1ab  No.518763

I anime is not haram you shit and i dont want that shit thread 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

e0c9f0  No.520770

File: 767c4e197e95962⋯.png (7.11 KB, 250x202, 125:101, Shitwojak.png)


Oh of course you're fantasies are ok (Under Turkish Law)

It involves stat Rape against a 11 year old after all

Picture is your head

you have poo poo head

da5443  No.520778

Who's necrobumping?

9a241e  No.520954


protip: it's not necrobumping if the thread is stickied

da5443  No.520965


Bunch of worthless threads that had last posts 3 or 4 weeks ago were bumped with stupid replies. That's what i was talking about.

d10945  No.521175

Stop made fun of me you shit 8chan

9a241e  No.521350


oh. I thought you were talking about this thread

41b536  No.521418


They're doing it again, too. Bunch of two word responses on threads that had'nt been updated since March.

da5443  No.521478


It's probably britbong.

9a241e  No.521798


is there a rule that says they can't be reported for necrobumping?

9730d5  No.522042

File: 3fe0ae980e44bee⋯.jpg (112.54 KB, 720x480, 3:2, Anonchris.jpg)

File: c1dc4b7ea750041⋯.jpg (197.45 KB, 1241x877, 1241:877, 132075299974.jpg)

File: 4fbffdcd03d7785⋯.jpg (92.78 KB, 400x400, 1:1, croose.jpg)


We've had several over the years.


Have you considered relying less on canned responses? You're not going to irritate Britbong into a funny response by throwing around the same autistic abbreviation as his underage Discord harem.



It's usually Britbong. At least he isn't requesting CP anymore.

d75882  No.523223


>that second pic

Poor Bob

24beb8  No.523245

File: 91753f0fcf05b64⋯.jpg (71.12 KB, 772x507, 772:507, oy vey.jpg)

Is /Cow/ getting trolled by other boards?

251b61  No.523313


The question is:

When is cow not getting trolled by other boards?

d32436  No.523860

Don't know where to post this, but I found a rare memory holed video: https://files.catbox.moe/mp1xv2.mp4

4a4c5f  No.523938


Of course your shitty board gets fucked with. Have you not seen the state of it? None of you faggots can troll for shit. JEWS should shut it down, get on his knees, and beg Josh to teach him how to do his job properly.

78f9d5  No.523953


Not even Seanieb would take that bait.

491f21  No.524449

Wordfilter suggestion: Donka/Tonka -> Dinglebert

366e30  No.525390

Please filter BLOODSPORTS with dead lmao. ibs has been dead for months and the cyclical is jewtube drama.

9a241e  No.525683


I'm not so sure that filters work retroactively

366e30  No.525753


I just want the sticky changed into something post-ibs.

aacc44  No.525773

Please unban S'Arais or at least reduce the length on his ban. I want him to sperg out more.

9c993f  No.525783


Yeah I'd like that too but the way these faggots act they'll send there drones in here and try to garner more attention. Look at the state of some of the "lolcow" threads, also I'd agree with having a tranny general thread with archives concerning, Dialationdonequick, Cosmo, Jerry Peet, and the other Youtube related ones, even if we dont have coxx on them yet. (Like limpdick Contrapoints).

0c5b25  No.525838

Jiff Jiff

That's what foxes say

4a4c5f  No.526130



What's the matter? I thought you faggots wanted to compete with Mark for the most retarded sticky on the site. /cow/s gamergate general highlights how far this place has fallen. You should all urge JEWS to delete this board and go ask Josh to let you have foxdickfarms accounts at least than you'd be able to learn how to properly troll by watching the masters at work.

c43867  No.526202

File: 690803d6677891d⋯.png (1.38 MB, 2160x1202, 1080:601, 690.png)


Learn to troll like you? I'll pass.

9a241e  No.526478


wtf are you talking about? nothing you complained about even exists here.

if you're dealing, you're not supposed to sample your own product

145b2d  No.526696

File: 8d14ed96b41e792⋯.jpg (228.08 KB, 750x1000, 3:4, dark_god.jpg)


>watching the masters at work





41652a  No.526722


What's moderation?

e997de  No.529314


I'd bet money that you're probably the same idiot from the IBS cyclical that keeps saying Kraut is going to dox everyone on /cow/.

ac9241  No.529454

A few requests I would like to make.

1. Delete low effort threads(personal army threads, gossip and drama that has no lolz.)

2. Delete threads that have nothing to do with Lolcows whatsoever(attack this guy on the left attack this guy on the right. Right wing Lolcows left wing Lolcows they results in nothing funny being postedz attack on E-celebs that have nothing funny on them)

3. require that threads have high effort posts document some form of lolcow behavior and why we should consider them Lolcows. Document their behavior and funny footage post it on the threads.

If the BO or Board Volunteer could do this and cleanup the board kicking off dumb posters. You would see /cow/ rise again. All I have seen is personal army threads, low effort posting and calls to attack general people without anything of substance. If this does not change soon and have any adherence to a rule structure. This site will continue to go the downward path it has been going.

ac9241  No.529455


That is true and I hate how this board has turned into that with boring drama. I hope we can report threads to be deleted as well due to shitting up the board.

9a241e  No.529674


many such threads could simply be bumplocked. we've even had a few such threads necrobumped for no reason other than the bumper forgetting to sage.

ac9241  No.529871


Agreed we need to have the BO start to bump lock a lot of stupid threads. Maybe even change the rules and refer them to ED and have examples of what a lolcow is and what its not.

9730d5  No.533154



You should consider actually reporting whichever threads these are. The literal one rule we have covers all of the above.

de482d  No.533331

Am I the only one who likes the new theme?

de482d  No.533402


t. Colorblind faggot

10e77f  No.533416

Could you change the theme back?

I'm not trying to meme on you or some bullshit, the older one was much better and this one is ugly. Don't act like a major corporation and refuse to undo something bad.

4f0da6  No.533420


Yeah and that shit 8chan site is still racist for bully me and there made fun of me

f1f582  No.533424


It's obviously a temporary thing just wait it out

9730d5  No.533430




>If you're on the spectrum and you wish to revert these temporary changes, you can use the backup copy of cow.css here: https://pastebin.com/mwsVagaw.

You can alternatively disable board-specific style sheets in your 8chan Options.

d3cd23  No.533431

eef53b  No.533444

File: 6040d7e99d8a4c4⋯.png (749.7 KB, 1242x1038, 207:173, ClipboardImage.png)

dfa79e  No.533491

File: 19940330a38dff2⋯.jpg (55.56 KB, 450x450, 1:1, 1494623104814.jpg)


Reverse midas touch.

10e77f  No.533751



>implying I can read

You guys think too highly of me.

31d5b7  No.533778


You can always just set your own css. I think we should keep this theme. Its cool and keeps the glow in the dark CIA niggers from infiltrating.

de482d  No.534032


I find this CSS clear to read.

Oi, Jews if you're here publish this CSS later. I find /cow/ easier to use.

5b26a1  No.534034


I gotta be honest, after about 5 minutes I found this so good it's almost perfect.

f331b0  No.534036


Strongly disagree

d3cd23  No.534050


Inspect Element

de482d  No.534073


It's not crammed and gives me old UseNet vibes.

Everything is easy to read, to write and browse. I for one would love to use this as a theme.

9730d5  No.534116




I borrowed this style sheet from >>>/templeos/, so its author published it here: https://8ch.net/stylesheets/board/templeos.css. It will remain there until some sperg claims the board and erases it.

de482d  No.534121


Saved,thanks m8

9c993f  No.534618


Britney Venti said as much in that Warski stream about kekistan and AP flipped his spergy shit

Also unrelated but can we get a night theme of Temple-OS?

57b319  No.535287

You are full of shit 8chan lolcow you are racist

a4f780  No.535354

Wtf this shit now? I can't create a thread about mentally ill trans!

d540e9  No.535405

what's with all the donny long posts?

ad2199  No.536138



d3cd23  No.536296

gud theme

9730d5  No.536299

File: 26b35d75b3d28a8⋯.jpg (168.62 KB, 640x853, 640:853, ham.jpg)

Four years without /cow/ being taken down by its own fagmins. We've successfully cured our own autism.

Happy 9/11, /cow/boys. Enjoy the party.

f331b0  No.536382

Jesus Titty-fucking Christ, I thought the last theme was the most eye-splitting thing possible. Guess I was wrong.

f9f349  No.536595

I miss the Terry's theme inspired by his temple OS aesthetics, wish there was a way to use it forever.


You have 'tism!!11one

9730d5  No.537002


See >>534116. Use Stylish, Stylus, or 8chan's options.

9a241e  No.537259

requesting wordfilter: meat -> penis

da5443  No.537480

Why is the donny long faggot keep spamming pornography everywhere?

9730d5  No.537483


He seems to think that all /cow/ threads should be about Donny Long.

da5443  No.537484


I take it that he is bouncing around vpn's or public hotspots. Is the best thing we can do to help the mods is reporting the threads/posts?

5b3467  No.538578


Autism and homolust


For now. He gets worked up and does this for a few weeks every couple of months.

9a241e  No.541002

requesting a bumplock be placed on >>443257 due to its OP having abandoned the thread for >>470770 and other people necrobumping / forgetting to sage

7500bf  No.542021

What's with the shitty amateur porn spam? Who's the faggot spamming and what's his agenda?

dfa79e  No.542502

File: 95b84b7bfd0354b⋯.jpg (939.11 KB, 2284x2434, 1142:1217, 95b84b7bfd0354b592549d0403….jpg)

Change the septic OP to something like this. There's no more blood sports, there's no more Warski live, and nobody gives a shit about the cuckmite.

b530c2  No.542717

Wow. now repeating digits are highlighted!!1 Ok, this is epic my fellow based goys.

Edit: Thanks for the gold, fellow redditors. XD

9730d5  No.542844


Should anything else change in the OP? Should I ask Homor to write another?


Choke it down for two more hours.




See >>537483.

dfa79e  No.542867


>Should I ask Homor to write another?

May as well.

e962f2  No.543231


you should have a Sargon thread at this point.

7500bf  No.544714



Change it to anything at this point.

31d5b7  No.544890

forgive my ignorance but I wanted to set the default /cow/ css to temple_os but it's missing a few features when I just use:

@import "http://stylesheets/board/templeos.css"

31d5b7  No.544892


also, I did not forgget the "https://8ch.net/"; its just a typo in my last post

9730d5  No.545117



Try copying and pasting the style sheet into the Themes field, saving, and reloading.

b6cbd9  No.545594













31d5b7  No.546254

File: f3e2107e35ad162⋯.png (21.69 KB, 1263x453, 421:151, templeoscss_broken.png)

File: a245070b11a070c⋯.png (94.77 KB, 1283x731, 1283:731, templeoscss_normal.png)


thanks fro the suggestion but unfortunately its the same issues. I could probably figure it out if I had the time, but I just don't care enough.

5b71ed  No.550850


Because Sargon is a faggot.

9a241e  No.551657


lol, pajeet finally saw that banner and sperged out at >>551094

even funnier, he thinks he can dox the board admins

de482d  No.551731

File: 7c6519e3fe2de3b⋯.png (324.88 KB, 1868x646, 934:323, Someone is mad.png)

Kero's asspals, /tv/ BO, that faggot obsessed with Eddie?

Reported all of these, you're welcome

ad2199  No.551786

File: 72cfd7fb2c750e9⋯.png (247.83 KB, 738x595, 738:595, shroombird.png)

who the fuck is posting all the black cocks

e6d391  No.551794

eh you shit racist site you have one problem there post a nasty post on your website

dfa79e  No.551804


Well a certain Carl got banned from twitter for posting gay interracial porn once.

9a241e  No.552588


/pol/ has a theory

d540e9  No.553099


what is it?

f740e7  No.554196

18b136  No.554721


Apply it on top of Yotsuba B.

f297bf  No.556064

Is there a way I can use to watch the charity stream of moralfaggotry without using (((jewtube)))

ac5bd7  No.556774


Hey JEWS can you filter retarded into r slur?

ac5bd7  No.556777



43c67b  No.556874


Better to censor it to "high IQ".

bfb9be  No.558126

File: 93efb99309c11ae⋯.jpg (1.14 MB, 1370x1684, 685:842, liberalists mugshot lineup….jpg)


I updated that pic with known names

01de60  No.558175


d540e9  No.559305

File: 6ab338447d66139⋯.png (53.95 KB, 158x142, 79:71, so i heard you like curvy ….png)

holy shit

who in the fuck did we anger this time to warrant all this HRT spam

89439f  No.560820

Jews or Homor, could you revive 189chan so we can be indy again for a little while?

41652a  No.562904

Where did the Jim filters go you faggots?

86bde6  No.568593

Please make the default anonymous name Josh.

da5443  No.569174


Stop promoting this fucking loser. No one cares about his Chris Hansen rip-off pedo hunter pay-to-view bullshit, his shitty hydewars, crush500.

145b2d  No.569690

File: bb92248508c7202⋯.gif (3.03 MB, 480x270, 16:9, shitpost.gif)


can anyone stop you?

9730d5  No.569839



You can start a Sam Hyde thread, but the OP should make it clear that he's a has-been who floats checks and fucks jailbait. And no, don't shit in our street.





41652a  No.574057


I don't think he went full retard over the show being cancelled. He lost a shit load of cash and his career to liberal whining, he had a legit reason to bitch.

fucking jailbait is hardly cow territory either. everyone able to in entertainment is doing si.

you need some sperging not just being a prick,

54e978  No.575755


i haven't been on the cyclical other than one post the other day, keep up the stories fag lmao.

86bde6  No.577460

File: 24e82cd65e127a6⋯.png (893.42 KB, 1214x1109, 1214:1109, 24e82cd65e127a6fd8596d8992….png)


>damage controlling

>namefagging while damage controlling

c1a1e1  No.578347


The need must arise every time the previous one fails

5e124d  No.589916

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Drallasta deserve his own thread


af04a1  No.591319


Lmao nigga cut his dick off lmao

cce8e5  No.591706

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Any background on this mysterious lolcow?

He used to be popular on liveleak.

f0eece  No.593680

Request ban on sight on Eddie

d540e9  No.593751

ab6377  No.595974


Seconded. Eddie isn't funny or deserving of the attention.

2f1b06  No.596790


>half of them are literal whos

2f1b06  No.596796

filter suggestion:

internet = interwebs/interweebs

86bde6  No.599599

File: 57b82d271a28e45⋯.png (51.62 KB, 923x238, 923:238, ClipboardImage.png)

Can you hide the board a while? The IBS thread is exploding and /cow/ is about to go front and center in the top boards list.

1685f8  No.600338


Just spam gore and have fun you killjoy faggot

54e978  No.609984


Failures name is Jorge Esposito

41652a  No.613406

Does the board now have more cows than users? I've noticed a lot of the recent threads have the threads focus in them trying to damage control.

41652a  No.613407


Better solution would be to word filter the names.

41652a  No.613417

There's an avatar fag in the Chris chan thread. Won't make a post without some pedo cartoons. Any chance of some jolly good moderation?

c4b2de  No.613665


>pedo cartoons


kys fag

e91155  No.614189


this triggers the pedophile

41652a  No.615162


D-don't call anime pedo cartoons. They're very deep and for ADULTS. Yea, Lucky stars not pedo bait now is it?

c4b2de  No.615646

File: 19489a00a4211fb⋯.png (540.07 KB, 720x1034, 360:517, proxy.png)



Imagine being this much of a cuck.

54e978  No.619007

soygon and zoom are exchanging tweets now wtf

9738ea  No.621722


d6d50c  No.625690

For some reason, the boards CSS takes a lot of CPU

9a241e  No.625961


what OS and browser do you use?

d6d50c  No.626287


I'm using Chromium with Devuan.

d6d50c  No.626288



Just checked with FF

It some issue with chromium

ce5024  No.627742



So far I haven't reproduced it. If I had to guess, I'd say it's the animated redtext. Try using this in your custom CSS:

span.heading {
animation: none !important;

65f85e  No.629509

stop trolling peoples you shit racist 8chan cow

2db937  No.629587


Stop being fat, pedophile.

523386  No.630773


How did your inbred ass even find this place?

26194c  No.631072

why are you fags shitting up the thread?

41652a  No.638038

I'm just saying if all the IPs of the tranny fags happened to appear on /baph/ it would be nice to get those child abusers doxed and arrested like Kero.

9a241e  No.645126

the foxdicks are at it again…

suggesting a few wordfilters to countertroll them:

Donny Long -> Donald Trump

Eddie -> Chris-chan

deb236  No.649471

The link for the settings no longer works. Takes me to an error page

9a241e  No.649478


remove "%E2%80%8A

" from the end of the URL

86bde6  No.651001


The /cow/munnist board collectively requests you add a wordfilter for

vee -> sargon

ce5024  No.651116

86bde6  No.651123



99cac2  No.651296

File: ae2b0349e5200b0⋯.jpg (184.71 KB, 670x1191, 670:1191, sargon_of_akkad_t_shirt_co….jpg)


1129eb  No.653896

Discord spics.They shit post like them

1129eb  No.653908

Did QOP give up?

I got his outline

1129eb  No.653919

Fuck it. Byran and the discord assholes.

They are tryin gay opps. They talk about it all the time.

Fuck you Bryan. You cant Dox me asshole

08aa2d  No.654478


Filter suggestion

>mate and m8 into mayte

Also is it possible to add a whole bunch of names to a pool, where one will be randomly assigned to your ID/IP? Could be fun, just add a bunch of septics and lolcows to the list. 420chan does that

842f90  No.656638

Mods please consider filtering "Ralph" to "BLACKED jcaesar187" or something to that effect? Thanks in advance.

33ab43  No.658688


Please filter the word Jesus to Sargon

ce5024  No.659419


/b/ and /z/ used to do that too! It would be nice if 8chan boards could do it.

33ab43  No.661244


Request to filter the word "Mad" or "Angry" to "Upsetti Spaghetti"

bd848c  No.670742

Help me in my fight to take down foxdickFarms.

e854dd  No.671292

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Does /cow/ think vid related is funny?

35c30a  No.672731


I would tell you to kill yourself, but I just found this board today so I can't speak for anyone. However, I can confidently diagnose this as Post-Millennium Attention Deficit Hypo-Activity Disorder. Nothing makes sense. The cuck bf who thought this would be funny is just an other lost soul who got anal raped by our lack of an education system.

So, I reckon no. /cow/ probably doesn't find this funny.

3c99e2  No.672892


She's the unfunniest bitch I've ever seen. Not sure why Dr Phil would collab with her. Btw does she deserve a dedicated thread?

86bde6  No.673020

Eric Striker -> Sargon of Akkad

Striker -> Sargon

Please save the board J​E​​​WS.

35c30a  No.673023


If you're willing to sift through that kind of shit in bulk and find some gold nuggets, then I don't see why not. I am not willing. I will not put myself through an other one of those again. Not in the lol/cow/ spirit I guess.

ce5024  No.674772



I guess I don't need to use spaces to preserve links anymore. The link is fixed.


Done. Be sure to tell me when you're sick of the Sargon filters.

86bde6  No.675151


Can you rename the IBS thread back to JewTube Rational Skeptics Thread #∞?

97a254  No.676020


It has to be number 9 in accordance with tradition

4535f3  No.677519

Sargon Filters Über Alles.

dca4d2  No.679463

Can we filter Null into King of /pol/. Or hell, King of /null/.

c4b2de  No.680261

>someone's bumping all the ancient aero threads with the intent to make the topic persona non grata here

>all this begging for kampfy/pol/ levels of wordfilters

dbcadd  No.681519

nigger test

08269f  No.682621


I agreed

btw, post memes about him

efc97e  No.685224

File: d5d00b6df8a8063⋯.png (790.97 KB, 592x1348, 148:337, e64.png)

How much does Sargon suck down your seed to keep moderation status here bro? Nigga has as much place moderating a lolcow board as a schizophrenic has running a psychiatric ward lmaooooooøøøø

efc97e  No.685225


a79f7b  No.685364

you are full of troll you fucking 8chan lolcow

da9b42  No.693078

I have a great original idea. How about we filter "Anonymous" for "Sargon"? That would be fucking funny, no?

1dc025  No.693279

requesting tranny thread is stickied to stop them necro bumping stuff to hide it.

8de0a2  No.698448


There's no need. Necrobumping and slide threads are exceptionally easy to counter. As long as you keep the thread updated with good posts I'll keep the board clean.

fd486c  No.700549

Bann all weeb discussion and anime pictures.


a79f7b  No.700898

fuck off you shit troll site fuck you haters

84c584  No.703567

Classic male pattern baldness. He'll have to start shaving his head by the time he reaches 21 or else it'll look embarrassing. Why is it that all spics bald like this? Bald Fuentes the Incel ,, wow what a future

a241ea  No.710850

File: 4aa39cbf2842876⋯.png (716.26 KB, 592x1348, 148:337, venti cow.png)

af367d  No.712801

File: 8ed1393c5d9732b⋯.png (211.28 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1547575193366.png)



e94f67  No.724937

Filter suggestions:

Cowboy = Sargonite

Board = Sub

Own = Strangle

Owned = Fucking got 'em

CivNat = Neonazi Troll

Saga = TWIS

America = Kekistan

rofl/lmao/lol/etc = Smugly Chuckles

8de0a2  No.724995


My suggestion:

Sargon = Snergen

Akkad = Flergen

3e297c  No.725569


alex is back https://www.stream.me/danishpolice unlike his dead fiance

3e297c  No.726939


he's still 5'7 lol

145b2d  No.728844

File: 210e73a736b0128⋯.gif (1 MB, 440x280, 11:7, giphy (28).gif)


If you want to fuck with Alex find out if the fiance was ever real or if he's ever really been in the Army. Hearing him fumble details about it in his last spergfest I'd bet neither claim is actually true.

27a95e  No.729077

Filter Suggestion:

Sarais = da bes

2671cf  No.733836

Requesting the default name be changed to Aron

275dfe  No.734254

File: b23c73139bc2a27⋯.jpg (131.27 KB, 662x575, 662:575, b23c73139bc2a2785a8b3ad377….jpg)


You mean Aaron anon

bb5a92  No.736416

File: cf6dc5497282c46⋯.png (496.55 KB, 1000x1070, 100:107, __akiyama_yukari_girls_und….png)


who is aaron?

a79f7b  No.738324

you mother fuckers leave peoples alone you shit bully people and 8chan cow is a crime website and a bully website and stop bully peoples and stop trolling the peoples and fuck off 8chan cow 🖕🏻🤬

37172d  No.744608

What did I miss?

Is Kraut actually being bullied by Andy?

8de0a2  No.744830

File: 89afc6fcdced6fd⋯.png (90.45 KB, 1200x960, 5:4, 01.png)

I know this thread is really more about the community asking staff questions, but I'm going to break that formula just a little bit. I want to ask you, the posters, some questions if that's alright.

>Do you think the mods should more strict against off-topic cocks or less?

>Do you think the general quality of threads/post has improved, gotten worse or stayed the same lately?

>How are you doing with all the IBS shit? Do you think it's still suffocating the board, or is it under control?

>Would you find it acceptable that some of the more interesting IBS-related cows (MundaneMatt, TonkaSaw) had their own individual threads, or do you think those topics should stick to the containment thread?

>How do you feel about the moderation on this board overall?

Feedback is greatly appreciated, we really like to help make the board as good as it can be.

13957d  No.746626



13957d  No.746633

>>Do you think the mods should more strict against off-topic cocks or less?

More strict.

>>Do you think the general quality of threads/post has improved, gotten worse or stayed the same lately?

Worse. It's no longer about lolcows, it's about spergs trying to get back at superior organisms that have ground them into the dirt and try to shitsmear with falsified info. See the "tristan anderson" threads.

>How are you doing with all the IBS shit?

I don't know jack and shit about this so I won't touch it.

c4b2de  No.746839


>Do you think the mods should more strict against off-topic cocks or less?

Less. You and YOU specifically go after people discussing related/side topics in threads all the fucking time. ESPECIALLY you SCREECHING like a fucking autist and hotpocketing the shit out of the shadman thread because some on-topic/related discussion of lolis happened.

>Do you think the general quality of threads/post has improved, gotten worse or stayed the same lately?

It's gotten worse. You have a couple threads that have been the same topic for years, a bunch of shitty PA requests and "not actually lolcows but slightly related". Meanwhile, people should remember a lot of old actual lolcow threads that mysteriously disappeared, like Secrios, whose thread was mysteriously locked before it slid off.

>How are you doing with all the IBS shit? Do you think it's still suffocating the board, or is it under control?

It's 90% of the activity here anymore, and the moderation around it is inconsistent as always.

A lot of threads about youtube-based lolcows get locked for being "eceleb" or whatever dumb shit while the board itself is taken over by eceleb shit, and half the cows are "ecelebs" anyway.

>Would you find it acceptable that some of the more interesting IBS-related cows (MundaneMatt, TonkaSaw) had their own individual threads, or do you think those topics should stick to the containment thread?

If they're actual independent cows with comedy that can be found, why not?

>How do you feel about the moderation on this board overall?

It's shit. You're a sperg, a fucking lolcow, that should not be a moderator at all, and the rest of the mods are shit for letting you still have power when you're banning people left and right for making you personally mad.

13957d  No.746870


>"not actually lolcows but slightly related"

Very this. Lolcow is somebody you can poke for lulz for stupid shit.

Many of these people are not lolcows but "Person I hate and should burn and die because i don't like them here's why please be my personal army!"

8de0a2  No.747622


>hotpocketing the shit out of the shadman thread because some on-topic/related discussion of lolis

That wasn't on-topic or related, it was a bunch of poltispergs moralfagging and making asses out of themselves., and not in a way that was particularly funny or interesting. And the most ridiculous part about all of it was nobody who was arguing back and forth in that thread was even talking about Shadman.

We're here to laugh at furries sticking bike-pumps up their ass, not get red in the face screaming at each other about the morality of artistic expression or some other sargonite bullshit.

>like Secrios, whose thread was mysteriously locked before it slid off.

Oh, the SFM guy? I haven't heard about him in what feels like years. From what I recall the thread was dead as a doornail by the time I bumplocked it, and was only really getting necrobumped a couple of times a month with no real content. We actually had a rule about locking anything that gets bumped after six months with no new content. It sort of came off to me like someone was trying to force the thread to stay alive because they had some kind of personal grudge with him and the thread was a PA gay op more than anything else. That's the impression that I got, and not a lot of people seemed to complain. This is the first I'm hearing about it in a long time.

IDK, SFM pony animators are a dime a dozen, and you'd be better off just making an "SFM animator general" or something and diversifying your portfolio. Plus, it'd be fun just to see some weird, cringy/funny videos. But then again, I said the same thing about Kraut threads, opting to turn them into "Skeptic Generals" and that ended up being kind of a complete fucking disaster, even if there are a few diamonds in the rough.

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c4b2de  No.747970


>laughing at a lolcow moralfag is totally different from [copying Jim's terminology]

I remember when we used to consider spergposters like that cows. One even got his own thread when he did it defending Spoony. You're just being a power tripping sperg as usual. Yet again why lolcows shouldn't moderate lolcow boards.

>SFM guy

What happened there is someone posted some dox-like and hidden cocks from the guy, it got (((deleted))) by a mod, then the thread was locked. I'm pretty sure someone's post with backups of the videos the guy deleted got wiped as well.

8de0a2  No.748091


>I remember when we used to consider spergposters like that cows.

Do you also remember how entire threads used to get catapulted into oblivion under mountains of posts arguing about the ethical nature of ancient jews, infant circumcision, marijuana laws and whether the democrats were all KKK? Because I do, and it sucked balls. That kind of thing is the kind of 'tism that isn't funny and ruins the board for everyone else.

>I'm pretty sure someone's post with backups of the videos the guy deleted got wiped as well.

You'll have to forgive me if I don't remember this all correctly, because this was what, four years ago? Had to be like 2015, right? Anyway, I don't remember doing any of what you're saying, but I believe you when you said I deleted the dox. Except in very rare cases, both me and Jews delete dox on sight.

As for video backups, I'm pretty sure I didn't delete anything like that, because having a backup of shit is always helpful to everyone. But again, this was like a hundred years ago, so I can't remember everything very clearly. I'm a little blindsided to be hearing about all this now because it was just so damn long ago.

a79f7b  No.748412

you fucking shit stop bully peoples there are not a cow there are human and shut up you shit 8chan cow 🖕🏻

4ac547  No.751203

I really dig the Spergfox banner. Nice touch /cow/.

a79f7b  No.752549

stop bully peoples you shit ass hole 8chan cow and the peoples not are cow there are humans do you understand you shit 🖕🏻😡🤬 asshole and you are stupid bitch you shit

13957d  No.754721

lol who is this nigger

give them a thread

83f8a2  No.760086

File: 0333b609acfa869⋯.jpg (45.55 KB, 426x600, 71:100, caligula.jpg)

representing the IBS containment thread, I humbly suggest filtering:

gator/gaytor = soundboard

gunt = reddit

dispatch = ra­lphalog

diogenes = ra­lphalog

we = hello fellow channers we

5d86af  No.763866


>gunt = reddit

Go away R­alph.

8de0a2  No.765665

File: 523dadc0eba0795⋯.jpg (71.69 KB, 526x640, 263:320, Dipper Pines angry.jpg)

I gotta hear about jcaesar187's fucking gunt every single goddamn day, what the hell IBS posters?

dd5719  No.769749


The gunt consumes all, including you and your zoomer cartoons, faggot.

c7cefd  No.772136


>Would you find it acceptable that some of the more interesting IBS-related cows (MundaneMatt, TonkaSaw) had their own individual threads, or do you think those topics should stick to the containment thread?

This shoukld be done carefully. IBS has a lot of cocks and activity becauses its all interrelated. You cant have an Andy only thread, without it having it be a constant back and forth with the gunt too. But if you dont fuck it up and maybe do it for people on the periphery, sure

80e689  No.772647

File: cbd7b6aad3e0f6a⋯.png (452.57 KB, 1069x748, 1069:748, 7571w8y3.png)

015771  No.774058

So, how do you all feel about /cow/ potentially surpassing /b/ in terms of active ISPs.

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