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8a22b4  No.2

God, you're pathetic.

f631f5  No.333314

>>333298

Suppose that is true. I guess there are worse things to do on a friday than getting blackout drunk and shitposting on /cow/.


1039f7  No.333322

>>333314

For example, you could get MKULTRA'd into pulling an op for the alphabet goons.


39082a  No.333381

>>333314

Whaling is fucking fat bitches, bruh. Go fuck fat bitches until the shame is too much and you unfuck your shit. /cow/, hell all the internet, is the wrong place to be when part of your life falls apart.


39082a  No.333382

>>333322

Fucking CIA niggers.


f631f5  No.333412

>>333381

Oh fuck that shit. Like I said, I'm really into this broad, and I'm not going to fuck that up, even if she is dying.


a1b6a8  No.333457

File: 049020a8329d7cb⋯.gif (1.78 MB, 350x255, 70:51, impressive, very nice.gif)

>>333322

Impressive; very nice.

>>333381

Absolutely disgusting.


26887d  No.333605

>>333145

>Is the switch actually any good though?

Ports of the Wii U, and Mario Odyssey gets boring after a few missions. Just wait until they emulate the shit.


a42b17  No.333607

File: 56a2fe6894af5b3⋯.jpg (76.76 KB, 600x620, 30:31, 17190403_1410949915644571_….jpg)

>>332503

I tried to post a reply this morning but it didn't register it seems. I'll take the week ban if need be. I don't care.

Basically, I was evicted because my mom was emotionally dependent of my stepdad who was a complete piece of shit. He would get pissed at her if she wasn't sexually compliant. He really didn't like me as being the second male of the place. At one point during a depression period I had, there were a lot of tension in the family and he played on that to get me to gtfo of the house through petty emotional politics saying I should be on my own by now at age 19 even though my mom just payed to enroll me full time in college to continue post high-school and had no plans to kick me out as of yet.

Funny enough, when my job called me some week to ask me to come in earlier that week-end, when my stepdad told my boss I was out of the house, when she enquired where I was, he said it was not of her business. Motherfucker tried to get me some fuck with my job as well. I was able to contact her nonetheless to confirm the schedule before any damage happened. From then, I was lost for years in the cog of a system to try and rehabilitate troubled youth through an impersonal youth system where you get a lodge, you learn a quick cheap trade and you fuck off. I use the actual 'youth' term, not the term that means a nigger in polite journalism.

I'm at a period of my life now that I am at peace with myself and a past I chased for a long-time. It was a naive and romantic idea I was in denial about how inconceivable it was until later in life. When I look back, I know I made it better than some (that that have a better poker face than me) in being an accounted-and-functional person than most other ex-youths my age by now (30).

Sorry for the effortposting.


bb00a3  No.343102

File: 58f7b5ccf283761⋯.jpeg (17.58 KB, 308x326, 154:163, 58f7b5ccf28376131cac8a8c5….jpeg)

Daily reminder that since the Vegas shooting happened, it has been memory-holed and we barely hear about it now.

Now, there's anodda shoah shooting happening. This one only matters because muh guns.


39082a  No.343118

File: 952688f0ce7a0db⋯.webm (6.22 MB, 640x360, 16:9, serious_discussions.webm)

I just want to discuss my hobbies without identity bullshit and a bunch of shoehorned in social engineering shit. 8ch has become so fucking abrasive as of late that I can't even use this as my last sanctuary. The only thing this place has going for it is that everywhere else is so much worse.

Also I am nearing a crisis point. My head is full of all sorts of fuck and my emotional stability is non-existent at the moment. I think I threatened to kill my neighbor yesterday and I know for a fact I was crying while eating dinner. I would guesstimate I am two to three months out for a full blown psychotic episode. I may have to shut off the internet for a while and go into seclusion if I can't get back on my meds. I called in yesterday and got ran through the same ringer as last week. The system doesn't exist to help people. It exists to justify welfare wages for bureaucratic chucklefucks that wasted $60k of their parents money on a liberal arts degree and who fill the emptiness of their lives by playing fuckfuck games with the people whom their job nominally exists to assist. I want to skin every bureaucrat like a deer and wear their faces like masks while I shitpost online.

I am just kidding about the face thing. Even when I have lost all connection with reality I have never harmed another person. I occasionally lose my shit and say things, but I am a coward at heart and incapable of hurting another human being. This is just a lot of fear and frustration leading me to act out and say shit I don't actually mean. It's really good that I have no online identity outside of anonymous because otherwise you people would be all over me. I am sure JEWS has noticed I jump to the defense of a lot of "lolcows" on here and a big part of that is I simply see elements of my self in some of them and if not for the fact I attempt to hide my BROKEN nature I could be in their spot. That's kind of why the last Jimkino rubbed me the wrong way. Near as I can tell she hadn't hurt anyone or done much that could be considered illegal or immoral. She struck me as just another broken person who the system failed.

I don't like the idea of a /cow/ that sees itself as moral champions that judge and punish people who step out of line. I like the cow that can see the ridiculousness in a situation and have a laugh. People like Nike Bate are obviously absolute human garbage that not only hurt themselves but destroy the lives of those around them, perpetuating the cycle of inhumanity and create more broken people. Shit like how some people used to hate Chris-chan for being homophobic and sought to fuck his already messed up life more but now ironically unironically support him since he became a tom girl bothers me. Preying on a weak minded cat that just wanted love and acceptance is kind of the thing that strikes way to close to home and makes me really shitty thing to do.

Sorry for the effortposting but I am a mess right now and just needed to vent some shit before it became too big in my head.


bb00a3  No.343144

File: 2338fb29bd9a190⋯.jpg (40.21 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 1455900930915.jpg)

>>343118

From what I seen about people in chans and IRL is that most people are dicks if they can get away with it. I am not a dick unless I have a good reason to do so or I outright hate you. I tried to initiate normies to imageboards a few times and some were seemingly moderate level-headed individuals as far as I know. None of them really saw the appeal of it. Those are really lame people that just do their 9 to 5, have degenerate sex with someone else every week-end and are just consumerist morons. For example, some bitch I used to know at work ended up in another country for a rugby thing and started fucking a britbong neckbeard while she's staying over. There was also some kebab bitch that was the living avatar of daddy issues unironically saying she is -and dressing sometimes- as what she called a little girl. She was also a complete faghag. There's another thot working here who sent pics of her ass to one of my co-worker's who's a drug dealer of sorts that likes to show his dick pics on his own phone to other people at work and doesn't seem to know what the risk of complains for sexual harassment represent within the first days she started working here. She's also a crazy case. The rest of my crew is an actual lazy nigger. Some geek cripple who likes to boast he once held his kneecap in his hand recovering from an accident, some married black chick from Africa who's always very well posed and polite and a shy britbong on a student exchange program. So it's either dealing with people like that on a regular basis or a chan tard behind a monitor. The choice is simple in comparison.

I don't lurk /cow/ as much as I should but I don't believe we ever encouraged JULAAAYYYing on the board. The support for Chris now that's he's a whatever-the-fucks-he-feels-he-is-today mostly come out of pity than actual harm. There will always be edgelords but let's be fair, a good portion of the people browsing imageboards are not poster childs for mental health. It's all part of the game.


1039f7  No.343275

>>333607

>effortposting

If you're apologizing for anything it should be for using goon terminology.

>>343118

>another fucking goon term poster

Why?

Smiley is that you?


0c855e  No.343405

File: 43f732a7ec3daf2⋯.jpg (61.46 KB, 720x960, 3:4, 8zd8nsy9m0hx.jpg)

Time to cut loose my dudes.


14e3b8  No.343477

File: 09b63fad240a6f5⋯.png (233.92 KB, 297x367, 297:367, 12.png)

>>343275

Just a stream of consciousness thing explaining something that panned for years in my life. I just wrote how I would explain the situation to the common folk. Otherwise, I don't talk like a nigger IRL.


a1b6a8  No.354014

File: 5d95196fbc53665⋯.jpg (64.89 KB, 668x888, 167:222, hipster faggot.jpg)

>>343405

What the fuck?


bb00a3  No.354017

File: 21acea669f45a22⋯.jpg (29.48 KB, 500x229, 500:229, ethop.jpg)

File: 6b7d5faafec7205⋯.jpg (102.59 KB, 483x502, 483:502, 50f172be3674e5bf0670271f41….jpg)

So the chick I was supposed to see a few weeks ago - and finally saw last week ago Had coffee and smoked weed together at my place 430 baze it :DDDDDDDD - is already talking about going to the maple shack this spring together to dine and do activities together. Why not?

We spoke again this morning over the phone. She remembers shit from high school we did together that I totally forgot about until now. We were in the same class for about 2 years and never really interacted since until before Halloween from last year. We barely have time to meet due to conflicting work schedules but it feels right when we do.

I always been one of the few people that was nice to her and while it's nice that she seems to show some interest in spending time together, she's always been a bit unhinged. It's like one of those yandere crazy troll stories. I'm okay with it


2d9d8a  No.354043

File: 47d683a40ef1e24⋯.jpeg (19.33 KB, 350x235, 70:47, narcolepsy.jpeg)

I just got over a really bad flu. The only problem is now I'm oversleeping like crazy. I can barely manage to stay awake for more than four hours at a time.


39082a  No.354073

File: da7728ad7894e7b⋯.png (257.48 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 1453260177926.png)

File: 6e4b0cbb2104787⋯.jpg (182.99 KB, 1370x679, 1370:679, 1351121442172.jpg)

File: cadb4d8e040a597⋯.png (878.39 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, kylorenchon.png)

>>354017

>she's always been a bit unhinged. It's like one of those yandere crazy troll stories. I'm okay with it

Dude, do not get involved with BPD or HPD. Nothing good comes from it. Hell she will pull you in with sweetness and light, but dude. It is just not fucking cool. But you will likely not listen. Every dude who has not dealt with this shit you try to warn always thinks that they are an exception and without fail they prove themselves wrong. It's not just a shitty situation, it is getting away from that insanity unscathed which is 9/10s of the battle. She will fuck with you so god damned hard you will swear off pussy for a good three years.

t. knower

And onto my usual blogshit effort post. Not much to report. Still kinda miffed about the ban, JEWS. It was clearly an accident and since the rest of the site is in the shitter right now and at least here I can ignore the liberalististitics when the circlejerking in the thread gets too overwhelming this is where I hang outside of my board as of late. Made some of my special cheddar bay biscuits last night and they are so dank. The secret is I use home made old bay seasoning and I add a little less julay to compensate for peppercinis that I chop up and mix in. They are little burst of flavor you get with each bite and add a lot of character to an already banging biscuit. If anyone requests I can post both recipes. Also does anyone remember which of Jason Unruh's videos he had a small moment of self awareness in and admitted that the entire communist movement in North America could be wiped out by a single white christian militia? It was the same video where he sperged out on all the other commie larpers and called them faggots and weakling while saying his brand of communism was real communism because he wrote a couple of books about video games and communism? I wanted to work on some webm's but I saw that video like two or three years ago and I don't have the patience to sit through all that retardation being spewed some fat canuck faggot just to get one video for a webm.


bb00a3  No.354076

File: 34e270a5e4b9655⋯.png (2.24 MB, 1080x1798, 540:899, dolladollabills.png)

>>354073

I know the case is an oddball but so am I. I'm far from being a poster child of mental health. There's just too many weird happenings we had me and her to just simply ignore it as weird coincidences. For example, there is this time of my life I mentioned before about being homeless for a while before falling in a youth shelter and then supervised apartments as a sort of introduction into society, getting a job, learning the responsibility of maintaining a budget and so on. Turns out we went and lived in the same places both her and me only years apart. Furthermore, she ended up living in the apartment that was next to mine when I lived there years ago. To further prove her claims, she also was able to recall several key locations and just general ambiance. I was 19 when I was homeless and it has been like 5-6 years we had lost touch since before we tread upon the same path but ended up in totally different places in life.

Now, she's way better off financially than me. Turns out she works for something related to the lottery at a high level. She is a /pol/lack in both sense of the word too. She handles several millions a week for high level people in the industry and sent me pics of huge stashes of cash she handles regularly. Pics attached.

>She will fuck with you so god damned hard you will swear off pussy for a good three years.

I've been out of the dating scene not out of my own will for years because of my general dislike for thots and general bad luck.


39082a  No.354080

File: f45de7f16fc9a56⋯.gif (1.81 MB, 245x187, 245:187, 1439335484505.gif)

File: 845998233694c0b⋯.mp4 (6.22 MB, 320x240, 4:3, Imagine_How_Bad_She_Smells….mp4)

>>354076

Everyone thinks they are the exception. Just do me a favor and screencap this exchange. Then I hide it really really fucking well because she will dig through every file on your computer. She is a woman so she is probably not smart enough to find it if you hide it in a hidden folder. In about a year or two come back and post it.

I will except your apology with all due humility.


bb00a3  No.354102

>>354080

Challenge accepted. See you in the future.


1039f7  No.354152

File: dd54399c33a1528⋯.jpg (20.55 KB, 437x135, 437:135, why are we still here.JPG)

Two nights in a row with dreams of killing people. First, cartel spics. Second, high ranking pedos like Podesta. I don't know what it could mean. It seems like something that would be seeds planted by an outside force to do something, but I know the CIAniggers behind MKULTRA-type programs aren't going to try to get people to do something good.


a1b6a8  No.354180

File: b4d063072bc0abf⋯.jpg (1.18 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, star plans.jpg)

>>354073

>Still kinda miffed about the ban, JEWS. It was clearly an accident and since the rest of the site is in the shitter right now and at least here I can ignore the liberalististitics when the circlejerking in the thread gets too overwhelming this is where I hang outside of my board as of late.

It wasn't as obvious as you think. People post the same OP across boards all the time, and you wouldn't have been the first to ask here for help with sitewide problems given that I'm a global volunteer. That said, I regret my error in not checking your post history first.


1039f7  No.354182

>>354180

>didn't check the post history

D I S A V O W E D


8c2b66  No.354239

File: 9386f811f1674c1⋯.jpg (518.97 KB, 1072x912, 67:57, whitedad.jpg)

Shit happens, I was on a roll yesterday and wrote up some decent potential kopipe that only would have worked if it was timely as fuck. Doesn't help that the usual quality drop from the christmas season still hasn't gone away. All the jannys and BOs have been touchy as fuck except on my board.


39082a  No.354333

>>354182

DOES RED TEXTING BREAK FULL-WIDTH ALPHANUMERIC?


39082a  No.354336

>>354333

I guess it doesn’t.


eb282d  No.354450

File: 32b819d1d5975ec⋯.jpg (385.45 KB, 1536x2048, 3:4, IMG_20140816_154441.jpg)

It's been a happy Friday for me today aside from shit weather.

This is a real poster I saw a few years ago. Did old Chris ever thought of plastering love sings on poles or that would imply physical work and he never did it that way? Would have been more "effective" than his silly love attraction sign which isn't much either.


83bb02  No.354502

anxiety been fucking my shit up the past couple weeks

can't smoke or fap or it'll get worse

i don't want to see anyone but i'm also so fucking bored


39082a  No.354515

>>354502

>No smoking or fapping

Lent?


83bb02  No.354523

File: 7794a9957b8c132⋯.png (157.92 KB, 422x513, 422:513, 7794a9957b8c1328e0ea95702e….png)

>>354515

Hypochondriasis

if i smoke i'll freak out that my heart will explode or something and i'm scared that if i fap i'll cum blood

I acknowledge how obnoxious both of these phobias are, but that does not lessen the anxiety that they might occur

so i'm basically a puritan out of fear until this "episode" or whatever it would be called is over


1039f7  No.354529

File: 06d6388625cfe4c⋯.jpg (183.62 KB, 500x370, 50:37, 1454186800532.jpg)


83bb02  No.354532

File: 57246752a64ba75⋯.jpg (65.88 KB, 251x257, 251:257, 57246752a64ba75d6f67e5dcc3….jpg)

>>354529

it is pretty ridiculous, but i should at least mention that i do at least have reasons for thinking this way


39082a  No.354543

>>354523

Ah, timing was just a coincidence.


c3565c  No.354564

hello friday folks!


61905a  No.354691

File: d7ffca0647f5728⋯.jpg (516.46 KB, 1536x2048, 3:4, IMG_20131116_114645.jpg)

>>354532

Boy do I feel you about your anxiety issues. Had them for a long time and it's just as bad as you make it sound to be. I been there on meds and with little to no success. Take that as an idea for you to take if you are desperate for them to stop. My sis got me into smoking weed when I was having a panic attack. It got me to settle down and with time, I managed to get a hold of myself better than when I was on meds. Pot takes the edge off things but you need to do so in a setting you feel safe in and you know you won't be bothered. If you never smoked before, it's better to do so with someone you trust because bad trips can happen but you can recover from it. Also avoid drinking booze altogether for a while and just smoke a joint instead. Alcohol makes your anxiety worse. Take my advice for what it's worth but it worked for me and I have a panic attack maybe once a month or so. I even had medical professional tell me in private that it does help. Good luck.


855851  No.354698

>>275308

how's the new place anon?


bb00a3  No.354701

>>354698

It's great. Been here a year plus. Really like it. Neighbors are quiet. Nice neighborhood. White majority still. Now I'm just waiting for my tax return to come in so I can finally invest in decorating this place.


bb00a3  No.354707

File: 5b9474543e2bd9a⋯.png (197.08 KB, 377x485, 377:485, 5a79d50cae97035a5e05e136f3….png)

>>354701

Fuck, I meant it's going to be a year. Moved July 1st.


b6ae16  No.354812

I've finally snapped from boredom and seclusion from being snowed in for months on end and I've started breaking all of my own personal rules for the way I interact with other people. It's actually been pretty entertaining if not entirely productive. I even started just going on Tinychat and arguing with random strangers, roasties, idiots, etc. It's been kind of fun.

I'm so starved for stimulation that almost anything new is good at this point


beea23  No.362343

File: 6549a2278f0840a⋯.png (100.78 KB, 1000x1600, 5:8, Mousedate 11.png)

File: 60a834a6227e08c⋯.png (105.21 KB, 1000x1600, 5:8, Datemouse 10.png)

File: 14dc25f53855823⋯.png (90.05 KB, 1000x1600, 5:8, Mousedate 9.png)

File: ab635fe641cfb8f⋯.png (90.1 KB, 1000x1600, 5:8, Datemouse 8.png)

File: ac990edb64f85f5⋯.png (78.34 KB, 1000x1600, 5:8, Mousedate 7.png)

I don't mind being a wizard

I have to keep reminding myself that being a wizard is not so bad

This is fine

I can live with this


beea23  No.362346

File: e0784f039b2e091⋯.png (91.24 KB, 1000x1600, 5:8, Datemouse 6.png)

File: f671ddd70323de8⋯.png (85.02 KB, 1000x1600, 5:8, Mousedate 5.png)

File: 6f681f5ad7569ff⋯.png (90.74 KB, 1000x1600, 5:8, Datemouse 4.png)

File: b8dd53b76da40d8⋯.png (74.98 KB, 1000x1600, 5:8, Mousedate 3.png)

File: 102a5ca400fa656⋯.png (88.64 KB, 1000x1600, 5:8, Datemouse 2.png)

But sometimes I really wish I knew what I was doing


bb00a3  No.362390

File: 29e9d9bd3db3f97⋯.gif (1.18 MB, 209x180, 209:180, 489545.gif)

>I am free to stay home on a Friday

Feels gud man


2d9d8a  No.362422

File: f0c3185d1bc3117⋯.jpg (195.18 KB, 419x610, 419:610, Sonichu.jpg)

File: d6cc3c6252398b1⋯.jpg (84.49 KB, 419x610, 419:610, Rosechu.jpg)

File: 6429fa4b3bf4779⋯.jpg (213.42 KB, 419x610, 419:610, Virgin with Rage.jpg)

Well, fuck me, this is what my life has become. Remaking Chris' yugioh cards and updating their effects for the modern meta-gaming.

I've become a monster.


2d9d8a  No.362423

File: 67c1c6c99b2cb79⋯.jpg (81.09 KB, 419x610, 419:610, Angelica Rosechu.jpg)

File: 23cc8a9ca508498⋯.jpg (85.44 KB, 419x610, 419:610, Bubbles Rosechu.jpg)

File: efc73fbd70e1292⋯.jpg (186.85 KB, 419x610, 419:610, Magi-Chan Sonichu.jpg)

File: 5d488cadbeb11a8⋯.jpg (186.74 KB, 419x610, 419:610, Punchy Sonichu.jpg)

File: e946c63195508e6⋯.jpg (188.04 KB, 419x610, 419:610, Wild Sonichu.jpg)

>>362422

The chaotic combo


2d9d8a  No.362424

File: e7a321bcebdcadf⋯.jpg (179.91 KB, 419x610, 419:610, Black Sonichu.jpg)

File: 35eb76baf9b93dc⋯.jpg (188.86 KB, 419x610, 419:610, City of Cwcville.jpg)

File: 4d65d300254fef7⋯.jpg (181.17 KB, 419x610, 419:610, S-Chu Ball.jpg)

File: 1e7b11327d96e03⋯.jpg (230.26 KB, 419x610, 419:610, Hard Rage.jpg)

>>362423

Blake and some support cards.


2d9d8a  No.362426

File: bd198b90f32cd4b⋯.jpg (194.75 KB, 419x610, 419:610, Simonchu.jpg)

File: 332465fd7dbcd76⋯.jpg (189.14 KB, 419x610, 419:610, Simonla Rosechu.jpg)

File: 907ab213f948882⋯.jpg (205.11 KB, 419x610, 419:610, Sandy Rosechu.jpg)

File: d07b5734a56b6f9⋯.jpg (201.72 KB, 419x610, 419:610, Pierce the Heavens! Drill ….jpg)

>>362424

The drill family.

I'm thinking of adding some of the other Simonchu characters. If I can be assed to remember them. Maybe some more Gurren Lurgen references.

Anybody got any requests?


beea23  No.362505

File: 8b3233528210317⋯.png (73.99 KB, 1000x1600, 5:8, Mousedate 1.png)

>>362346

Ever since I was 19, I've had no ambition higher than finding a woman to marry. But now, at the age of 30 living in my own apartment I have to second-guess this. What does a woman _really_ have to offer me?


bb00a3  No.362558

File: 311e043a6fa1233⋯.png (61.31 KB, 200x176, 25:22, 311e043a6fa1233653d9d31293….png)

Started my $$vacation$$ today,

Turns out me and the /pol/lack chick and I went about the suburbs today for a weed run that she wanted to purchase. The dealer who's a friend started his day with 120$ extra. We had some coffee, went to say hello to my sister working at her job, came back to my place listening to some Moonman in the car, smoked weed and she went her merry way. This is where it gets interesting.

Turns out her 11 year old relationship ex was some Portuguese army faggot who's into trannies and humilitation shit. She insisted he was for a long time into shemales and trannies and she obviously suspected her ex was gay. She even told me that he asked her to walk on heels on his balls and to fuck him in the ass with a double-sided dildo. She also said she dragged him around the place on a leash naked. Shit like that. He was into golden showers as well. She told me since that she was turned off sex for a while because of him. She's a no bullshit type of person and she often offers evidence to her claims. She didn't have faggot shit of his on her phone but I wouldn't require proof of evidence on that.

I had the most fun a shitlord can have on a Friday morning.


92ace8  No.362574

File: 7c7e76cf2a83131⋯.png (135.91 KB, 311x240, 311:240, Hello Darkwing my old frie….png)

>>362505

Nothing really. Porn and waifus already give us everything we ever wanted out of women for the most part except physical contact from another person, but nowadays women hate our guts so now they're useless at that too. Only real reason to get a wife is to have kids who you will hopefully be proud of and love dearly and who will actually love you in return and take care of you after you go senile. But if they choose the mother over you, she can turn them against you and when you're old and senile they'll steal all your money and dump you in a home first chance they get because their mother wouldn't shut up about how evil you were for not being rich and taking her on luxury vacations.


bb00a3  No.362590

File: 172952a5f621596⋯.gif (5.06 KB, 140x185, 28:37, 1492838992643.gif)

File: 8414aaa4574c9eb⋯.jpg (47.82 KB, 576x507, 192:169, 18814064_1865726923441291_….jpg)

For those who missed it, a /cow/ classic prank call to Gaben Navarro.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1OkSu08gDzK

Knuckles's multi dick


39082a  No.362595

File: 086404696c99d30⋯.mp4 (10.7 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, DOG_TRIES_TO_WAKE_UP_SLEEP….mp4)

Ate this veggie burger thing because I have an insane craving for the burg and I can't have one untill the first of April. It was made out of peas of someshit. Kinda gross but the texture was amazing. Perfectly crisp and crunchy breaded coating. If it had been a tendie it would have been the pinacle of tendies. Sadly it was pea and not even eating it like a burg could save the taste.


3f691e  No.362634

File: 93dd09037703a91⋯.jpg (70.24 KB, 674x674, 1:1, DRys_cEXcAEWQRH.jpg)

>>362574

Should you be in the Dean Esmay thread with this MGTOW shit, you fucking faggot?

Let us be real - You are a lonely, morbidly obese incel, and you're trying to convert every other male into a lonely fat fuck like yourself, while responding to anything that goes against your dumb fucking talking points with "LOL, ARTIFICIAL WOMBS"

Get fucked, and enjoy being alone, fag.


39082a  No.362638

File: c9d6a1e256a4bb0⋯.mp4 (3.16 MB, 640x360, 16:9, roasties_get_out.mp4)

>>362634

t. roastie


b562f5  No.362657

>>362634

The sad thing about these damn MGTOW is that they let a bunch of mentally ill bitter assholes brainwash them into thinking that no responsibilities make them free. That's fine for your 20's maybe but you get to 30s 40s, and it's a really sad place. Do you know how many of these sad lonely fucks give their hard earned money to shills like the Money Badgers or A Voice for Cucks? They let let women run their lives more than hardcore traditionalists.


f631f5  No.362779

File: 13c969ead03ef51⋯.jpg (37.13 KB, 750x771, 250:257, brainlet.jpg)

>>362638

t. Incel who will be crying himself to sleep tonight, because porn might give instant gratification, but you are still alone after. And your waifu is both shit and fake. You will never hold her and have a family with her. I'm glad you fags are committing genetic suicide. Betas get out. Also not everybody who thinks you guys are a bunch of losers are broads, you brainlet. Pic related is you.

>>362657

Seriously, MGTOWs are a bunch of fags. They sit around, stewing in laziness and degeneracy, and refuse to self-improve. No wonder so many of them have depression, when all they needed to do was fucking get a job and meet somebody with similar interests. Fuck me, I ruined the chance I had with the girl of my dreams by being a selfish, lazy, autistic prick, as she is fucking dying, and instead of giving up on women after being rejected, I quit being a NEET, got a full time job, and I'm working on dropping weight, so I can be a fucking better man, and make sure what happened between that woman and I never ever happens again. If I went MGTOW, I'd just bitch and cry about it, years later. I don't see how traditionalists let women run their lives, though? I'm TradCath, and I don't let them run my life. Yeah, a good wife is a reward for being a godly man (hence why those fags don't get any women, they're too busy jacking off)


1039f7  No.362794

Everything everywhere is slow, dead, and boring. Why?


beea23  No.362824

File: 9d0e3b75ac589ff⋯.png (66.07 KB, 1000x1600, 5:8, Hungry Mouse.png)

>>362779

I've always had a strong work ethic and even love my job. It's the "meet somebody with similar interests" part that's always been hard for me. First girl I had a crush on friendzoned me for five years and I was too autistic to think "maybe later" didn't actually mean "maybe later" but was just some sort of crazed normie code for "no". Then I had a long-distance relationship with a girl in Mexico that lasted for like two months, then she pulled the fake suicide for attention thing social media snowflakes seem fond of and it turned out she was also faking cancer in order to garner sympathy from her circle of online admirers. Then I tried several dating sites and wound up getting a gold-digger who played the long game when my appendix burst and due to insurance company hosing I was in debt for a year and a half over it - as soon as I paid that off, she started begging for "coincidentally" the same amount that my monthly payments had been to the hospital. When she asked me to buy her a new smartphone (a luxury I've never had one of for myself) and only gave her slightly more than half of what she asked for, she dumped me.

I was so heartbroken from the experience that I wound up subconsciously making a waifu who tended to my emotional needs in my dreams, but since her main personality trait was that she sincerely cared about my well-being, _she_ dumped me as soon as she realized she wasn't real and thus giving me the illusion of a relationship would be unhealthy.

One girl since then actually made the first move and hit on me, but she started cheating on me two months into the four months we knew each other, and chose her second guy over me just because he was younger so she'd be less embarrassed to show him to her parents. Thing is, _he_ dumped her later, probably when what I told him about not being able to trust a girl who'd lead multiple guys on at once finally sank in.

It's been like two years since that last debacle and I haven't been to any dating sites since, and have no clue how to approach people offline.

I don't want to throw in the MGTOWel but sometimes I can't shake the idea that I might just plain be better off alone. I don't think women are inherently of low quality, I just don't know how to find the good ones.


ca53e4  No.362835

File: 37cc6cf63ef6d50⋯.jpg (29.81 KB, 660x371, 660:371, Weinstein.jpg)

>>362634

You're right, we should all start a multimillionare company and using bullshit catchphrases like: "We make your dreams reality", women would be our farm beasts and they should be careful with whom they're sucking off to.


beea23  No.371404

File: 7c0036fc97398c5⋯.png (94.1 KB, 1000x1600, 5:8, Datemouse 16.png)

File: 08ba52da9976620⋯.png (94.39 KB, 1000x1600, 5:8, Mousedate 15.png)

File: 9c06bb118f2380d⋯.jpg (160.33 KB, 1000x1600, 5:8, Datemouse 14.jpg)

File: 44888a20c089bf7⋯.png (95.72 KB, 1000x1600, 5:8, Mousedate 13.png)

File: d9c0535fd62cacb⋯.png (103.26 KB, 1000x1600, 5:8, Datemouse 12.png)

I love living alone and not being afraid of having relatives walk in on me when I'm drawing my autistic furry comics.

Maybe some day if I'm really lucky, I'll attract the attentions of an autistic Christian furry girl who is older than 18 and willing to become my heartsweet from the ground up.

Or maybe I'll just die as I lived, a virgin too shy to make the first move but overall cocks with his personal fantasy land, stable job, and skill to pay the bills.


39082a  No.371411

Toffee peanuts, mineral water, and New Japan Cup in twenty minutes. It sucks that I gave up meat for lent this year instead of just fridays. I love me some corn beef and I won't be able to enjoy it on St. Paddy's day. I do plan on going down to the super market the day after and buying up as much of the overstock as I can and tossing it in the freezer. I did that last year and enjoyed corn beef hash for breakfast for weeks. I want to enjoy this liberalist shit since the autism is just the tightest shit. Unfortunetly too many people take the internet, and themselves, seriously now a days.They think a reddit tier snarky remark makes them have a good sense of humor instead of being a blatant advertisment that they are thin skinned. That isn't necessarily a problem but they all decided to get in on this culture war shit and instead of being able to have a laugh you have these tedious motherfuckers run in and start screaming about what is and isn't funny and drowning out the cocks. At least JEWS doesn't power trip on his shit. Too many places do that now. What the /pol/ mod recruitment thread has shown me is that the BO has a decent sense of humor about shit even if his jannies are autistic fucks. I mean I have always been a conservative kind of person being rural as fuck. Back in the day when SA was the cool happening shit on the web we were outnumbered and could always expect to catch shit and never have power. So we learned to laugh at shit and take our potshots when we could. It worked because necessity forced us to be entertaining about shit. Authoritarians always exist and always suck the life out of anything fun. The best way to disarm them when they have all the power was just to win everyone else over.

Problem is that the other guys became so gross that no one wants to be associated with them. So now all the authoritarian chucklefucks switched political sportsball teams and brought the same dead eyed fuckhead mentalities with them. So you end up with /pol/, what used to be consistently one of the funniest communities on the internet, becoming another authoritarian shithole. That's the rub though. These people are so fucking dead set in the mentality that they are always correct, even when the ideology they profess to believe is just another fad they adopted recently, that they find nothing wrong in any dirty trick they pull. When did everyone stop thinking for themselves and just become another cog in someone else's ideological machine? I mean for fucks sakes all the sargonites just dick ride him, and that man has no philosphy to offer other than whatever he likes is double plus good and whatever he doesn't is the devil. These people, and I am not just talking about the sargonites here, are just followers every last one of them. None of them think for themselves. None of them make their own decisions. They are weak and scared and just want someone to make them feel important.

I disagree with Jimkino on a lot of things, I think his Terry video was mean spirited and a bad target. But I respect Jim because he does his own thing, even if that right now it to sit on his ass and only shit out a video when it can make him paymetons shekels. I don't know I was going to polish my weekly post up more but I wasted too much time navel gazing and thinking about what I wanted to talk about that I didn't actually type it until it was too late and it is fifteen minutes after I started thinking. Gotta go watch wrestlkino.

Remember to look for the fnords /cow/, you are autastic!


bbe19f  No.371489

>>239558

disproportionate tits are a thing anon.


bbe19f  No.371493

>>241616

Trumps a fag who wants gun control now


bda0eb  No.371511

File: d665bd3313ebe14⋯.webm (7.2 MB, 480x360, 4:3, 60s autism.webm)

I have gotten a nasty cold and my Boss told me to park my ass at the doc's office. So I am sick until tomorrow and therefor had time to enjoy the spergery surrounding Soygoy and his

redditor party. On the side I am also reading Weird Scenes inside the Canyon, a book about how all the autistic shit from the 60s was fake and gay and connected to America's upper crust, the US military and the glowing in the dark community. Just look at the autism in the webm. This man made grandpa's dumb subculture.

>>371411

>Unfortunetly too many people take the internet, and themselves, seriously now a days.

Spotted one of those people from the dead board /ggrevolt/ lying about cuckchan history inside the skeptic community thread of all places yesterday. Its a happy coincidence that I have off due to sickness and could push in his shit. Otherwise his false memories could have spread further although there is a original sauce that says otherwise on this very side.

>>371493

https://archive.is/3m9ZF


bb00a3  No.371551

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>371511

>I have gotten a nasty cold

In it with you m8,

So, as time goes on, I will probably not look forward to the idea of dating the pollack girl I've been mentioning for a few weeks. If it ever happens, it happens but I won't force it to happen or hint at it unless she brings it up. While she is a nice person, she is way too much on edge for me and far more broken than I am as a person and I seen a lot myself. I don't want to toot my own horn but I am one of the few it seems that is actually nice to her and it helps her digest a lot of things she goes through and she clearly appreciates being listened to for multiple hours on end venting about her frustration with me smoking weed and drinking coffee. We are supposed to meet today for the 3rd week straight and we meet whenever our schedules allow it. It's like some form of indirect therapy for her despite her saying the people she dealt with for therapy were crap and she lost interest in seeking it.

I prefer helping her than being with her for now. I won't mind making a call or two if I need to get her out of a jam but I won't do anything that will negatively impact me. Last week, she shown me her CV and it is some high clearance shit with government and whatnot and she makes it no secret that she is aware there's some sketchy shit going on behind the scenes with organised crime. I take it with a grain of salt but even given her credentials, she can't find anything better as a job so she can work on her mental health. She's trapped in a vicious circle. Been there, done there. I can't help but feel sorry for her at times.


bbe19f  No.371564

>>290313

fuck you little nigger


bbe19f  No.371566

>>291547

HONEYPOTCORD


bbe19f  No.371612

>>312378

update when?


bb00a3  No.371625

>>371612

I've never bothered to look to get the card replaced. I still could. I'm just lazy.


bbe19f  No.371660

>>371625

You should do that. its not great food but fast food wasnt meant to be that anyway


beea23  No.371954

File: 013c0724d501a0a⋯.png (98.6 KB, 1000x1600, 5:8, Datemouse 18.png)

File: ee0e5e931f8df4a⋯.png (91.42 KB, 1000x1600, 5:8, Mousedate 17.png)

Oh boy, goddess complex and daddy issues!


a1b6a8  No.373914

>>371411

>These tedious motherfuckers run in and start screaming about what is and isn't funny and drowning out the cocks. At least JEWS doesn't power trip on his shit.

Without sucking my own dick, I see it like this: I defined one rule–two, if you count the global rule–and derive all of my decisions from it, never crossing the line. The people you're talking about constantly erase and redraw lines in the sand whenever they want to cross them.

>>371566

Should I filter out Discord links? People shill it harder than Tinychat was shilled, but it seems like tons of lolcows like Britbong use it heavily.


7d16cd  No.373918

>>373914

Just filter it to gaybar.co or something .


39082a  No.374108

File: b50bd1d495b3561⋯.png (18.93 KB, 1513x171, 1513:171, css.png)

>>373914

>Without sucking my own dick

/pol/ was right. Custom CSS maskes everything so much funnier.

 .trip {
font-size: 0;
}
.trip::after {
cocks: ' IS A FAGGOT';
color: #FFD700;
font-weight: bold;
font-size: 13pt;
-webkit-animation-name: tripfags;
-webkit-animation-duration: 3s;
-webkit-animation-timing-function: linear;
-webkit-animation-iteration-count: infinite;
animation-direction: alternate;
animation-timing-function: ease-in-out;
-webkit-animation-play-state: running;
/* Standard syntax */
animation-name: tripfags;
animation-duration: 3s;
animation-timing-function: linear;
animation-iteration-count: infinite;
animation-direction: alternate;
animation-timing-function: ease-in-out;
animation-play-state: running;
}
/* Chrome, Safari, Opera */
@-webkit-keyframes tripfags {
0% {color:#FF0000; left:0px; top:0px;}
20% {color:#FFA500; left:0px; top:0px;}
40% {color:#FFFF00; left:0px; top:0px;}
60% {color:#008000; left:0px; top:0px;}
80% {color:#0000FF; left:0px; top:0px;}
100% {color:#4B0082; left:0px; top:0px;}
}
/* Standard syntax */
@keyframes tripfags {
0% {color:#FF0000; left:0px; top:0px;}
20% {color:#FFA500; left:0px; top:0px;}
40% {color:#FFFF00; left:0px; top:0px;}
60% {color:#008000; left:0px; top:0px;}
80% {color:#0000FF; left:0px; top:0px;}
100% {color:#4B0082; left:0px; top:0px;}


39082a  No.374110

File: 73d1b33a66a3556⋯.jpg (218.24 KB, 908x1800, 227:450, Baki_son_of_jej.jpg)

>>374108

> cocks: ' IS A FAGGOT';

And board CSS makes that even funnier still. Hey JEWS make me a reporter and give it custom CSS to read Shitposter, kay?


beea23  No.381852

File: b37e885795be053⋯.jpg (107.24 KB, 960x1200, 4:5, Sign Attraction.jpg)

Trying to brainstorm another strip in my furry-acclaimed webcomic about a mouse who can't get lucky. Had a crap day at work, gonna drink a Smirnoff Ice and maybe fap, wake up and have another (hopefully less crappy) day at work.


39082a  No.381892

File: b405c11842ed2cb⋯.png (1.08 MB, 1432x1080, 179:135, CHONOED.png)

Watching puroresu hardcore matches and mainlining colombian dark roast while I work on building effect pedals for bass guitars.

I think I have hit peak autism as I don't even know how to play an instrument and I am stressing out because I am running out of 10k resistors and flux. Dawn is a way away yet and I am already dreading the walk across town to buy more shit I don't need for shit I won't use just to keep my hands and mind busy. I hope I don't get stabbed by a bum.

It's hard to remember that Chono used to be a complete and utterly insane badass back in the day. Now when you think about him all you think of is some kindly old man that shows up on Gaki's yearly no laugh challenge to joke around with the guys and beat the shit out of Yamazaki. You forget that he would do shit like this to people in electric bardwire explosion matches.

>DIS ISU NO RESU FAKKU FAGUTO AI KIRU YU NOA

God damned that mullet is awesome. I really hope they end up making a comeback.


bb00a3  No.381939

File: 34dc62ac0ab327d⋯.png (72.68 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 34dc62ac0ab327d7a8917d1058….png)

>>381892

Have to make an extra detour today before work. Gonna be doing my tax return with the guy I know. I always get a few Ks back.

Let's all pray to the great shekel in the sky and focus our jew powers on attracting me riches cause I could use some shekels right now.


deac63  No.381994

>>373918

i second this


deac63  No.381996

>>381852

If youre having brainstorming issues you can always take inspiration from the roadrunner cartoons.

>>381939

I have prayed to the great shekel for your wealth.


0c550a  No.382029

File: b8d71f2b84b9e85⋯.png (8.23 KB, 336x292, 84:73, tfw never had a father.png)

I gunna stay with u guys tonight frens


71bddc  No.382056

>>381892

what are some god new hardcore matches? i used to watch iwa midsouth and czw tournament of death


39082a  No.382084

File: 7511841eeb4b657⋯.png (1.42 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, It's hard to tell from a s….png)

>>382056

I'm just going through NJPW's 90s archive. Their search functionality is fucked and engrish is everywhere so finding it means literally digging though miles of shit. Atsuhi Onita has a bunch of bloody as fuck matches and seemed to specialize in the Noropu Barbed Wire Electric Blast matches. Shit there were some hardcore as fuck joshi matches back in the day, I wish I could remember who was in them. I'm watching July 30th 2000 Yokohama Arena Riki Choshu vs. Atsushi Onita. Inoki has a bunch of death matches but I don't know if those are the hardcore style bladefest of the 90s or more the actual 70-80s era stiff as fuck potatothons of the old school wrestlers.

As for new shit they are few and far between. It's mostly when you see some old fuck


edc32d  No.382165

>>381996

Thanks brodda. Alas, my judaism power will have to wait since I forgot paperwork on my way to work for the tax return so I have a 2 hour ride back and forth just for pieces of paper. Also the fucking guy is unreachable. I should be able to drop in in a few hours but it's still shitty. All this fucking waiting game to wait some more till money comes in *if i have a tax return at all*


f3400f  No.382306

File: 8d88dc00b4ae369⋯.jpg (157.3 KB, 960x960, 1:1, FB_IMG_1521858325776.jpg)

Sad.


beea23  No.382360

File: e4658e8a8377d03⋯.png (94.61 KB, 1000x1600, 5:8, Mousedate 25.png)

File: 07304ae2772ffa5⋯.png (90.87 KB, 1000x1600, 5:8, Datemouse 24.png)

File: 3cc8d0cd32f816e⋯.png (84.32 KB, 1000x1600, 5:8, Mousedate 21.png)

File: e625c622b468907⋯.png (27.9 KB, 1000x650, 20:13, Booze Mouse.png)

File: f1e4145cd5333de⋯.png (91.06 KB, 1000x1600, 5:8, Mousedate 19.png)

Good news includes me finding some booze I like the taste of in the past couple weeks (I'd actually tasted it once when I was 15 but now at 30 I buy my own)


3048ef  No.382364

>>382360

Whats the good news anon?


beea23  No.382387

File: 0a1787539a6fb58⋯.png (92.6 KB, 1000x1600, 5:8, Mousedate 23.png)

File: 01735c900829959⋯.png (81.75 KB, 1000x1600, 5:8, Datemouse 22.png)

File: 6d6830e4d352b6b⋯.jpg (146.48 KB, 960x1200, 4:5, NathanMousey_gift01_signem….jpg)

File: 716c061689f19a6⋯.png (87.03 KB, 1000x1600, 5:8, Datemouse 20.png)

>>382364

The best news is actually old news (Jesus died for our sins and rose from the dead around 1990 years ago), but relating to my life specifically I've been having lots of fun drawing to relieve stress.

I get all kinds of responses, like people telling me they fap to this MSPaint doodle stuff or Christian furries telling me drawing porn is a sin or people expressing sympathy for the girls in these comic strips. The picture of me holding up a sign is fan art I got from another furry deviant when I showed a few of these strips off in his Discord server.


beea23  No.390203

File: 589b8df979beae3⋯.png (87.68 KB, 1000x1600, 5:8, Datemouse 28.png)

File: 4c31a10a19f4720⋯.png (100.81 KB, 1000x1600, 5:8, Mousedate 27.png)

File: a8db359300d6102⋯.png (84.38 KB, 1000x1600, 5:8, Datemouse 26.png)

File: e4658e8a8377d03⋯.png (94.61 KB, 1000x1600, 5:8, Mousedate 25.png)

File: 07304ae2772ffa5⋯.png (90.87 KB, 1000x1600, 5:8, Datemouse 24.png)

Got sent home from work early so that's more time to goof off on the computer before going to sleep


ca1543  No.390220

>>390203

do you have a fanbase for these comics anon?


763fb0  No.390235

My old friends hates me nowadays because I'm bisexual.


383812  No.390237

>>390235

Good I hate you too, you fucking degenerate faggot.


bb00a3  No.390254

File: 28f3320d8fbe74d⋯.jpg (35.09 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 28f3320d8fbe74d2f308074df6….jpg)

File: 9b28a3825960243⋯.jpg (37.02 KB, 500x500, 1:1, nigglet.jpg)

File: 328e619f5cfa474⋯.mp4 (425.25 KB, 360x360, 1:1, [screams_into_cup].mp4)

File: fdccc495656991c⋯.jpg (127.9 KB, 616x693, 8:9, 1454712591518.jpg)

The kikes have been trolling me financially again. My job has been going full autism since the company was bought by another and has been stiffing everyone on their pays for months now. Due to payroll not being able to do their fucking job properly, they overpayed us a month or so ago and has been taking stabs at our pays bit by bit to reclaim the overpaid shekels. Now it seems that they fucked their pay system so hard that as of Friday morning, I have not being paid nor have been given a check and so does a lot of my fellow co-workers. Again, we were told that it would be in transit yesterday which is clearly not the case.

Furthermore, When I took a few days of vacation from work in order to recuperate, I asked specifically for them to take the vacation pay and split it in two so I don't end up with a hole in my budget. What do you think fucking happened? They fucked up it and gave it all in one go on the first pay. Meanwhile, since the payroll isn't doing anything better than snorting bleach in the office rather than their job, we were told to not rely on the information on the slips since errors could have slipped in and finally, there was a possibility that they might have not even charged taxes on our pays for this one, meaning if true; that these fuckers will yet again have to pinch in our pays for more of their fuck-ups. Oh and of course, since I have yet to get my fucking money, a portion of whatever was left also had to be taken away. That shall teach me to blind trust my job's HR in the future. Because of them, all my efforts of the past month or so to get back financially on my feet had it's teeth kicked in. They've set me back hard with their judaism. Don't go to the synagogue tomorrow etc etc…

Oh and also the financial advisor guy I know who I gave my papers to to do my tax return a week ago turns out he's too busy shitting his pants and shitting his pants and doing nothing about it. I could easily get 1.5K back within 15 days after he shipped the taxes. That would set me back financially finally after so many months of hemorrhaging cash trying to catch up. He just doesn't do it. He also doesn't return my messages. Fucking prick. Of course, I can't go to actual fucking kikes to do it for me since they's charge litterally more than double than what he does to do them for me. Plus, it would take longer waiting in cue for my payout considering it would be at a public bank and not a private individual.

Finally, the pollack chick I've been talking about is just fucking crazy. She just randomly started to get on my case over a misunderstanding and I dug some distance between us. She never contacted me since. I don't want to contact her either. Dodged a bullet for sure. Going back to bed. Just woke up to smoke a bit and check my shit about my money. At least, the landlord is cool I delay paying rent on the 12th. With my current paycheck which has yet to show up, I couldn't even pay rent. I just had enough to get to work and probably eat which covers the very basic minimum.

Fuck this gay world.


763fb0  No.390257

>>390237

They are left-wing fags, anon. Like, real fags and hate me for just being a bi, not a full faggot.


383812  No.390265

>>390257

Then rape those little faggots into submission.


f2b926  No.390367

>>390257

the hate comes from you seeing the other sex as a dating choice and your partner being worried about being cheated with said other sex. Personally, i don't believe in bisexuality, its a meme pushed by degenerates who want the best from both worlds.


f2b926  No.390370

>>390254

>Kikes bought company and fucking it up financially

I'm sorry to hear that anon. I don't know much but id say get used to eating like a nigger or a poor vegan if shit hits the fan again.

>the financial advisor guy I know who I gave my papers to to do my tax return a week ago turns out he's too busy shitting his pants

Maybe you can use that turbo tax bullshit and do your taxes by yourself?

>Finally, the pollack chick I've been talking about is just fucking crazy.

I seriously think you're gonna have to swing by a Liberalist event to find a wife anon or like I always said small town America and church man or better yet church in small town America.


bb00a3  No.390419

File: a7f19f2e2af4a47⋯.jpg (94.65 KB, 737x730, 737:730, whereyoubelong.jpg)

File: 137e0b2cda4955a⋯.gif (76.3 KB, 255x153, 5:3, e63fec24051e4debd597f803e8….gif)

File: 3df79e21f27b45f⋯.mp4 (270.9 KB, 360x360, 1:1, hi_nigger.mp4)

File: 134f057bc502319⋯.jpg (55.01 KB, 372x620, 3:5, wellfuck.jpg)

>>390370

>kikes being kikes

Thanks anon but it's nothing new at this point. I was with another where we were also bought and the company closed one of it's locations last year. I'm keeping my eyes peeled for sure. Also, by 10AM, my job has YET to pay me my money. More info at 10am I was told. Is it the same estimate as Your pay is in transit. You'll have it tonight as I have been hearing yesterday.

No pun intended but their talk is cheap as fuck. I kept telling them, oh yeah. right. sure at whatever they were telling me at work about the pay yesterday because I didn't want to believe them. Nobody ever listens to me when I'm right about something anyway.

>eating like a nigger.

<Bottom of a rice and macaroni bag left. 2 cans of tuna/ham. Cans of tomato sauce and diced tomatos. No more mustard or mayo. Almost finished bag of bread. Not even ramen remains BUT I have some meat left in the freezer that I thaw everynight to eat and survive.

Way ahead of you. I already do.

>Turbo tax

With what money can I buy it exactly? Work already thrown a monkeywrench on that. The guy does it cheap for me because he's a family friend but aside from that, I honestly hate visiting him, he's a actual le French and he. never. shuts. up. about. anything. ever. I do trust his expertise to some extent over some silly program the government shits out for the average nobody to use but that's not saying much.

>Trad thots

I heard it many times before, I have yet to see a trad thot that wasn't an ugly nigger. Let's face it, depending on where you are demographically, barely anyone born after 1950 goes to church anymore. I've been to church often before both as an altar boy (I was never molested) when I was a kid and still if I ever do today, all people there are boomers or immigrants. Since my country is such a hotbed for christfag niggers dragging knuckles around pretending that bug repellent would cure human ailments. Compared to that I doubt I would ever find a single trad girl in her 30's at church by now in there. Fuck no. There's no way. Also, all christthots females that tried to convert me were niggers so it was nope from the beginning. Finally, I've had waaayyy too much trouble to deal with because of christfags to bother interacting with them. I do live in an urban area however so I don't know about small town murricuh.


0ff35f  No.390499

File: 648fd3c62ea7619⋯.jpg (18.29 KB, 313x240, 313:240, This-just-in-nobody-cares.jpg)

>>390254

You left out the part where no one other than you even cares. Because they don't. No one. Not a single other person in the world gives a fuck about your situation. Well maybe someone at >>>r9k does. Try there. Go find yourself a nice, comfy, suicidal shoulder to cry on.


2b964d  No.391688

File: 43b625a7fc47068⋯.jpg (51.95 KB, 936x959, 936:959, FB_IMG_1522026423115.jpg)

>>390499

It's friday and this thread is made for shitposting.

Kindly fuck off nigger.


39082a  No.391848

File: 1eef97bcd8f1e9e⋯.png (72.04 KB, 427x530, 427:530, The Rare Albino Amerimutt ….png)

Should be an enjoyable weekend. Sakura Genesis begins as soon as Easter does so I will get to enjoy Wrestlkino with a nice steak in the middle of the night and a pint of whiskey. I am going to do a deep clean on the house tomorrow since I have guests coming over for Easter. Mimosas, steak, eggs, and potatoes o'brian for brunch after early mass. Hors d'oeuvres of pickled vegetables, salmon, and breads for snacking. Ham, potatoes, green beans for dinner. I kept half my Lenten fasts this year, so it wasn't all bad.

The weather changing has knocked me out of my winter slump and my back hasn't been hurting so I am going to start lifting again. Never go to snap city bros. It sucks and if you fuck yourself up bad enough you are going to have problems for a long ass time.

For reference

>>>/fit109046

I have had a fucked up back since then. I am good if I keep lifting and healthy, but fall came last year and I got depressed and stopped lifting. Back problems ensued during the winter and I stopped running. Without exercise I became even more depressed which seemed to make my psychosis worse than usual. If you keep your shit strong and have good form the pain doesn't happen. Healthy body means a somewhat less shit brain. I've got about fifteen pounds and 4% bodyfat to work off now. Hopefully this summer will be less shit and I can try and dig myself out of this shit life. Still can't get my psyche meds and it is all sorts of fucked up.


39082a  No.391849

>>391848

Can I ever not fuck up?

>>>/fit/109046


6fd78f  No.391858


1ccada  No.391861

>>390235

>My old friends hates me now

Your friends are shit. Get scruff

>>390257

> Like, real fags

Gay dudes are some of the most boring and stuck up assholes around these days

>>390367

>who want the best from both worlds

What's wrong with that? Women are fun for sex and all, everyone loves tits, but you can't ever trust one. You can actually trust a guy. Even when you can't, they're terrible at hiding it. Women are always up to something. Maybe some people just need both worlds.

I also think men are capable of a deeper emotional intimacy than women


25c000  No.393570

>>390419

>my job has YET to pay me my money

Can't you sue them?

>Way ahead of you. I already do.

Have you tried getting food from your local food pantry anon? the food will most likely be rotten but its worth a try

>With what money can I buy it exactly?

You can use that Rich Man Of Babylon rule:Always save 10% of your income. and when you have enough you can buy it anon.and it can keep the IRS away since the government knows your doing your taxes.

>I have yet to see a trad thot that wasn't an ugly nigger.

They have jewtube channels like Lauren Simonsen,Tara McCarthy and Roaming Millennial

>>390499

>Nobody cares about your problems in the specific AOAF? GYAP thread

<>>>r9k

stay out nigger


25c000  No.393574

>>391861

>Muh decieving women

<Just pump and dump, it wont affect their mental state

You are creating the problem you stupid nigger

>You can actually trust a guy

<What is the slut thread in /cuteboys/?, what is the statistics saying most faggots will cheat on their partner?

You're just a prison faggot who can get a woman to listen to you.You coincidentally forget women can have their mind changed, they are like pets.

>Maybe some people just need both worlds.

I can get genuine attraction to both sexes but in your case you're just using the faggots as a failsafe because of the problem you created.


93b026  No.393631

This looks like a good thread to ask: is there any software or program that /cow/ would like to see made?

I am looking for projects to keep my skillz up, and I would like to give some of it away at this point. For example, would /cow/ like a scraper to archive lolcow twitter accounts? maybe fb if they are open to the public?

I know there are tools available on some blackhat sites that already do this, but wanting to make one for /cow/boys to run wild with instead.


6fd78f  No.393644

>>393631

All of those would be extremely helpful anon. The only thing I could suggest is something to make it easier to collect meta data from pictures.


93b026  No.393655

>>393644

metadata? do you think the big 3 formats - png, jpg, gif - would be enough? also, which operating system? i don't have a mac, so i can't make any mac programs atm. but i might be able to run an emulator and test for android. i definitely can make windows and linux though.

shoot, i could even make a bot that monitors favorite lolcow accounts and updates their threads in real-time, or near real-time.


383812  No.394131

>>393655

What ever you do would be helpful. I don't think mac is that big of a deal as I don't think they're are many macfags on this board.


beea23  No.396283

File: 029905b97224506⋯.png (88.25 KB, 1000x1600, 5:8, Mousedate 33.png)

File: 290a2051a79b480⋯.png (86 KB, 1000x1600, 5:8, Datemouse 32.png)

File: a46b45d8b5c1e72⋯.png (92.1 KB, 1000x1600, 5:8, Mousedate 31.png)

File: d413a277deb98bf⋯.png (86.96 KB, 1000x1600, 5:8, Datemouse 30.png)

File: 345698839a7fab3⋯.png (98.53 KB, 1000x1600, 5:8, Mousedate 29.png)

>>390220

As it happens, I actually do. At first it was only going to be like four strips about a mouse trying like a rabbit, a ferret,a hyena, and then a fellow mouse and finding none of them to be suitable mates. On a whim I started with a dragon and a Steamed Hams meme and before I knew it I was making a daily webcomic for perverts.


581b9c  No.396307

>>381852

Die in a fire


584582  No.396328


ebf275  No.396336

>TFW you're in the mood to get some slag to show you her tits but you have a magazine offering to publish your hobby work and don't have time to chase women right now

Is this how Chris-chan felt? Will I become a tranny next?


bb00a3  No.396341

File: 63638cea518d177⋯.png (358.89 KB, 500x1872, 125:468, barney-jpg-28-kb-jpg-_be-m….png)

It's Friday.

Time to do drugs.


c1b8ee  No.396342

>>396336

What magazine?


bb00a3  No.396343

>>396336

Doubtful Chris could or would compare both options.


ebf275  No.396368

>>396342

I'm not that stupid.


c1b8ee  No.396438

>>396368

What genre? Give us a taste of your writing, I'm genuinely interested


ebf275  No.396439

>>396438

Model work.

"I fucked that bitch so hard she puked cum for a month. It was like watching Frosty the Snowman being pushed through a blender."


39082a  No.396466

File: 1198aab9055610f⋯.mp4 (14.03 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, It_Gets_Better_-_Google_Ch….mp4)

I made pea soup out of the bone from the Easter ham and I don't know if it is because I didn't eat meat for 40 days but it is so god damned savory and delicious I am thinking of making a ham every Sunday so I can eat pea soup whenever I want. I mean ham is good protons and all but fuck the sodium is making me retain water so even if I go on a cut the bloat will obscure my definition. Probably going to limit myself to once a month and freeze the soup so I can have it on cheat day. Got a busy weekend planned. Between Wrestlmania, brewing some cider, distilling some vinegar, and preparing some super tonic I got a lot on my plate. My friends are coming over so I am super excited I get to hang out with people. They are really understanding about my condition and know enough to not take it seriously if I am "off" and to space their visits out enough so they don't overdose on crazy. This is the clearest my head has been in a long time and spring has sprung hard and I actually feel optimistic. It's such a strange thing when you think about it. That not feeling depressed and confused is the normal thing for most people yet it is such a source of relief for me that it is the highlight of my year thus far.

Helped my /cuteboy/ neighbor this morning. Evidently he accidentally threw his keys in the dumpster because there was a homeless person hanging out there that scared him. So I walked him over and let him in and rousted the bum. All the neighbors try to pretend the bums, whores, and dealers don't exist because they don't have to deal with them. I have to deal with their shit every day and no one else seems to care until it is there problem, however the moment it is their problem suddenly it is a huge deal and must be dealt with right this moment. Nigger where the fuck were you when I was a attacked with a brick opening my door for my morning coffee and smoke last year? I sure as shit know you sure as shit heard me yelling my ass off while I fought. I sure as shit know you didn't call the cops because they never showed up from the time it happened to two hours later when I was hosing blood off my doorstep. These are the same faggots who are always telling me how we need more programs and more taxes to feed and house the homeless. No you stupid faggots. We need people, in pickup trucks, with bats, zipties, and jerrycans of gas. I could literally make this one of the best cities in the nation if I had ten guys, those items, and Johnny Law turning a blind eye. Fucking really hate the way Californians have sort of taken over my city and tried their damnedest to make it exactly like the shithole they ran away from.

also it really disappoints me to see you faggots bump this thread on days that aren't Friday because holy shit you are such faggots that you absolutely NEED to get the last word in because it is so important. Jesus fuck you people lack all self awareness.


93b026  No.396471

File: 05aee1d61792a60⋯.gif (1.7 MB, 475x250, 19:10, 1473190860586.gif)

>>396466

>also it really disappoints me to see you faggots bump this thread on days that aren't Friday because holy shit you are such faggots that you absolutely NEED to get the last word in because it is so important. Jesus fuck you people lack all self awareness.

this wasn't copypasta?


2d9d8a  No.396534

File: 5757274446c77c9⋯.jpg (2.19 MB, 1227x1230, 409:410, Gandora-X.jpg)

People who play Lightsworn decks are faggots.


39082a  No.396538

>>396471

Well considering the post discusses current events and is directly connected to last Friday's post that assumption seems rather ill thought out. Also I just realized I am >(27) posts into this thread with this proxy and I am probably over due for a new one. Got to keep those cia niggers on their toes.


c1b8ee  No.396542

File: b5c0e56af1da5be⋯.gif (2.56 MB, 300x424, 75:106, terry davis dance.gif)

>>396538

>not cycling IP with every post

smh


39082a  No.396543

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

a1b6a8  No.396555

>>396466

>it really disappoints me to see you faggots bump this thread on days that aren't Friday because holy shit you are such faggots that you absolutely NEED to get the last word in because it is so important. Jesus fuck you people lack all self awareness.

PATHETIC

>>396534

Yu-Gi-Oh is still a thing?


2d9d8a  No.396566

File: 6ae48bc0419e811⋯.jpg (177.04 KB, 419x610, 419:610, Chris Chan Male Variant.jpg)

File: 5cf33c29bc21296⋯.jpg (215.58 KB, 419x610, 419:610, Chris Chan Female Variant.jpg)

File: 3b0a17229682510⋯.jpg (225.44 KB, 419x610, 419:610, Chris Chan Sonichu Female.jpg)

File: cf4e5540ddb0199⋯.jpg (209.32 KB, 419x610, 419:610, Chris Chan Sonichu Male.jpg)

>>396555

For better or worse, yep. It's still a really popular game that has tournaments worldwide. Not nearly as big as MtG, but still big enough to make actual money. Plus, there's a mobile game that's really popular.

A big downside to that is, being a card game that's over 20 years old, you end up getting weird new mechanics (some of which disappear almost immediately when the next big mechanic is introduced) and an insane power creep where older cards that used to be really good are now totally useless and newer cards end up having ridiculously complex, powerful effects.

They try to keep that under control by banning/limiting certain cards, but lately it's start to seem like the banlist is less there to keep the game balanced and more there to keep you from using certain cards until the power creep gets so insanely high they have to unban them just to make certain decks playable.


39082a  No.396574

>>396555

>complaining about autism

>on an autism and autism accesories board

Really makes you think. Also still waiting for you to add a reporter class and css to filter reporter to shitposter.

Also also now that I found out I can bullemail Ron into giving me what I want with the wrestlmania notice I need to hassle him until he gives me a site wide capcode to shitpost with.


a1b6a8  No.396596

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>396566

Checked.

>>396574

I wasn't complaining.


93b026  No.396685

File: 5d230591481f879⋯.gif (338.96 KB, 492x376, 123:94, computer-beavis-1517858885….gif)

>>394131

Still working on it anon. I had to concede to the fact that Twitter requires an account to view following, followers, and likes of an acount.

If no one cares, I will just use the cookies from their browser of choice.

Or I could go through the whole oauth bullshit process, but I would rather leave all that oauth shit out and just use the web urls. Oauth requires me registering the program with Twitter.

The source code will be with the program, but if any anon would rather see the oauth process instead of the program rummaging through browser cookies, I understand completely.

For those who don't know how the oauth handshake process works, the program tells the user to visit a URL in their browser, when logged in the page will ask the user to authorize the program for accessing account data over a specific scope, it then responds data to the program, the program then sends its own confirmation, then the final response is either success or error.


bb00a3  No.396687

File: 57dcaef776dc7c0⋯.jpg (56.79 KB, 540x533, 540:533, 1510804801451.jpg)

>>396534

I fucking hate the pendulum spirit monsters they made. Virtually useless. Amano-iwato was a nice add though.

I run a spirit deck. 1v1 me faggot.


beea23  No.396702

File: 1984f2b5a285017⋯.png (86.1 KB, 1000x1600, 5:8, Datemouse 38.png)

File: 1fa66b2b1a931af⋯.png (86.99 KB, 1000x1600, 5:8, Mousedate 37.png)

File: f19732d374a4ed9⋯.png (100.6 KB, 1000x1600, 5:8, Datemouse 36.png)

File: f685f6cbbeb3503⋯.png (94.33 KB, 1000x1600, 5:8, Mousedate 35.png)

File: 137af206f5adfb2⋯.png (99.85 KB, 1000x1600, 5:8, Datemouse 34.png)

See you next Friday, guys.


bb00a3  No.398872

File: fce85e6064d68ea⋯.jpg (35.03 KB, 399x399, 1:1, EecpQ1J-_400x400.jpg)

BRING BACK ==CYBERBOWLING==


beea23  No.398897

File: b39fa3129362e8f⋯.png (95.66 KB, 1000x1600, 5:8, Mousedate 43.png)

File: 7e9fff95abfce2b⋯.png (88.75 KB, 1000x1600, 5:8, Datemouse 42.png)

File: a09282846cba480⋯.png (102.61 KB, 1000x1600, 5:8, Mousedate 41b.png)

File: 6854b3918dd8beb⋯.png (86.53 KB, 1000x1600, 5:8, Datemouse 40.png)

File: c4491d1526cfecf⋯.png (92.28 KB, 1000x1600, 5:8, Mousedate 39.png)

I'm always alone on a Friday night

Even when I had a girlfriend she would go weeks at a time without talking to me, because she wasn't really a girlfriend so much as an emotional and monetary leech that happened to have a vagina

Almost two years since she left my dry, withered husk to die alone and I'm so much the better for it

Good thing we never met up in person to do the deed or I'd have gotten herpes from her on top of everthing else. Always look on the bright siide of life~


bb00a3  No.399080

File: d35b811529c08df⋯.jpg (33.02 KB, 324x310, 162:155, 1522037973360.jpg)

Where you bitches at on a Friday?


1d66dc  No.399082

File: 6705731d24c5a03⋯.jpg (64.63 KB, 960x960, 1:1, 1510987325973.jpg)

I spent the whole week dedicated to my second job, three nights ago I worked from 9pm until 8am, today I woke up at 7pm without even knowing that it was already Friday.

The psycho trans gf (yet) tried to get my attention by saying that he'll try to kill himself again, but I know that's just attwhore this time. My irl gf (real girl) is traveling with family, so I stay here, with this life of shit, no mood for look on e-celeb threads, all the real lolcow threads are dead. Fucking nice night.


ebf275  No.399085

>>399080

Apparently on youtube looking for more gossip to post.

Is there anything left here but gamergate remnants who still think they're relevant of drama queen tranny fuckies from youtube?


924b6d  No.399086

Mom's in the hospital again


beea23  No.408968

File: ce6bf4ae3092665⋯.png (93.22 KB, 1000x1600, 5:8, MOUSEDATE 47.png)

File: 8c3342c16141295⋯.png (97.82 KB, 1000x1600, 5:8, DATEMOUSE 48.png)

File: 6a508cf45b813ce⋯.png (66.46 KB, 1000x1600, 5:8, Datemouse 46.png)

File: dc1652df3decfd7⋯.png (103.08 KB, 1000x1600, 5:8, Mousedate 45.png)

File: 12b0a51fa214ee6⋯.png (69.63 KB, 1000x1600, 5:8, Datemouse 44.png)

>>399080

Work from 4 PM to midnight

Thirstposting on the pages of what I think *might be* woman artists on FurAffinity

Drawing my own pathetic comic of catharsis

Praying to God with gratefulness that I don't have a terrible girlfriend right now (all the ones I've ever had are worse than being single, and being single is total blueballs)


652967  No.409055

File: 6ba44891e5b4e34⋯.png (9.76 KB, 930x163, 930:163, ClipboardImage.png)

>>408968

You are for sure fucked up my guy. You actually wore mouse ears to a laundromat.


39082a  No.409098

So I started streaming and I don't get it. All I do is play games and listen to music for ten to fourteen hours a day. I don't talk, don't interact with the viewers, and just focus on the game. For some reason I get around 250 viewers a day that just sit there for hours watching me grind out a shitty game. Some of them have even started following me.

I really don't understand kids these days.


bb00a3  No.409147

File: 4344af2ec73e691⋯.png (18.48 KB, 540x540, 1:1, Sans titre.png)

It's 4/20 niggers

go roll a joint with sanic or something


f5f4ee  No.409165

>>409098

what are you playing?


bb00a3  No.409166

File: d3d7a532f726309⋯.jpg (193.42 KB, 802x854, 401:427, 5c18017a71aefbfcc6c022ed90….jpg)

File: f2859b45725d0a2⋯.jpg (367.2 KB, 1705x1276, 155:116, 1523789132712.jpg)

File: a3cbad322b03e19⋯.jpg (62.95 KB, 480x480, 1:1, image.jpg)

File: f79a7ecbe88cabe⋯.jpg (55.9 KB, 729x536, 729:536, IMG_20180306_012229.jpg)

>A man is facing charges after he caused a homeless man to eat Oreo cookies filled with toothpaste so he can have lots of views on YouTube. […] The homeless man who identified himself as 52-year-old Gheorge L. thanked the prankster and ate the cookies. Gheorge became sick and about 5 minutes later vomited. Ren laughed it off.

He joked: “Maybe I’ve gone a bit far, but look at the bright side, this will help clean his teeth. I think he has not cleaned them since he became poor.”

>After getting backlash from people, Ren offered the homeless man 300 euros ($422) not to talk to police so he could “re-establish his image.” […] Ren made about 1,730 euros ($2,400) profit from YouTube ads on this video before it was removed. However, viewers shared the video with police who decided to charge the YouTuber with a crime against moral integrity.

>Spanish prosecutors are looking for two years in prison and an order to pay compensation of 26,100 euros ($36,700) to the homeless man. In addition to this despicable act, the court heard that Ren had also offered sandwiches filled with poo cat for children and the elderly. He is currently on bail pending a trial.

Source : http://www.worldwideweirdnews.com/2018/04/youtuber-arrested-for-tricking-homeless-man-into-eating-oreos-filled-with-toothpaste.html


2d9d8a  No.409409

File: 8c4a5bc7b722193⋯.png (89.88 KB, 383x370, 383:370, 1385567666187.png)


f5f4ee  No.409419

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

Remember when materials were just a base image with normal map and maybe a baked ambient occlusion image?


241ef4  No.409423


684f8b  No.409537

Mods please respond:

>>407422


f5f4ee  No.409668

File: 0bcad721564c430⋯.png (821.13 KB, 849x600, 283:200, friday.png)

>>409537

Who knew, mods have a life.

What are you expecting from them?


1039f7  No.410048

>>408968

Why is furry shit allowed?


f5f4ee  No.410060

>>410048

because hitler was a furry, didn't you ever hear of goose stepping? das rite, hitler was a goose


bb00a3  No.410643

File: 7f44bcf1f025c03⋯.jpeg (803.84 KB, 3187x2030, 3187:2030, 5ac43e474b477.jpeg)

Bad Friday. Just makes me feel like I'd just snap and blow up a chunk of the Earth with me.

Hitler should have had finished the fucking job so I wouldn't feel like I need to.


93b026  No.410646

>>410643

That woman is ignorant.


be2c13  No.410660

>>410192

is that TrannyTears?


d5cb6b  No.410682

At least I'm not cuck of /pol/ shilling himself here tonight.


beea23  No.410751

File: c6a70ea317e6717⋯.png (107.68 KB, 1000x1600, 5:8, Datemouse 54.png)

>>409055

>Wearing mouse ears to a laundromat

You say that like it's something I should be embarrassed about. I also wear them to work and to the store.

Anyway, I absolutely hate the smell of marijuana. It is literally the worst thing I have ever smelled.


d5cb6b  No.410787

>>410751

Wtf this comic?


b1bc6b  No.412202

>>2

>A four-year-old thread

(GOD, YOU'RE PATHETIC)

458f51  No.412223

>>412202

> a one week old newfag


16aedd  No.412227

File: 46fd4ccea6266a5⋯.jpg (33.03 KB, 445x356, 5:4, 4d096154-13f8-44c1-b6ac-5e….jpg)

>>412202

Hi IBS newfriendo


458f51  No.412229

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

She's not coming back, guys. Why even live.

(GOD, YOU'RE PATHETIC)

b41d4c  No.415240

how do u even manage to get that large

(GOD, YOU'RE PATHETIC)

bb00a3  No.417914

File: 5a57967d6fe4854⋯.jpg (54.44 KB, 751x720, 751:720, 1508633239715.jpg)

Highlight of my week

>Be me at work

>Shitty long fucking day

>A wild kike appears on our customer service line

>Hi, what's the address of the show

>[insert location here]

>w-what?!? I thought it was on [another different road]

>All the information for location and how to get there are listed on the official website at several places

>Kike called 5 minutes before the start of the show - 0 planning ahead whatsoever

>Kike suddenly starts getting nervous about an immediate refund before the start of the show and asks about how we know if a ticket has been scanned at the door or not.

>Seems like a fucking scam to me

S-So when will I know about my refund?

Like fucking clockwork Hitler should have finished the job.


b4b664  No.417969

File: 484dd351b838991⋯.png (346.15 KB, 1024x580, 256:145, shay_and_friends_s1_e2_off….png)

i really am alone without /cow/ (i mean /cow/ from the good old days). what happened to spergs sperging about spergs?


39082a  No.419038

File: ce04a12854ae833⋯.webm (5.9 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Billy Joel - You May Be R….webm)

Overlord 13 is off to a pretty good start and aur nig is keeping a pretty good hold of his memelord tendancies. Let's see, killing it in this GW and word on the street is when Xeno Yohn Mannah returns there will be a second Xeno weapon. I mean I started playing in the last two days of the first time it came around and have been kicking myself for not getting the harp, especially with how my dirtmeme is pretty much designed for an Elysian with Xeno harp and COCORICO tuning up two saber/katana prof characters. My windmeme is still weak so it is going to be a bit of a grind, but if I succeed by the time the next GW comes around I will be able to carry my crew to B tier. Road to WRESTLE DONTAKU was pretty much what you would expect from a lead up show to WRESTLE DONTAKU with the exception of Goto and JEWS match which was amazing. I honestly never expected anything from JEWS but he has come into his own in Japan and has managed to be a white meat babyface in this day and age and in Japan of all places. The match was amazing and overshadowed everything else on the card. NJPW has pretty much invested in the NEVER open weight title as their legit title. Their other titles may be crowdbait but NEVER has sort of grown an air of legitimacy around it so that when it is in the card you know that you will have a hard fought well sold match to talk about. I have been getting these really bad headaches and blacking out lately. Still can't get schedualed to see a doctor to get back on my meds and this is just making me more worried. It can't be helped so I guess I will just keep on keeping on.

That was this week in review. I hope you will be joining us tonight/tomorrow at 2300PST 0200EST for WRESTLING HI NO KUNI


7f89a0  No.419099

>>264641

Yes


7bcae1  No.419252

I kind of miss the peter coffin sagas and when those threads were super fast and comfy.


778a77  No.433045

File: 6f7b655832e050d⋯.png (35.79 KB, 1000x650, 20:13, Male Tears.png)

I spend my Fridays like I spend my other nights.

Get home from work exhausted, have a drink, watch YouTube, draw furry shit, maybe masturbate and maybe don't.

It's a lonely life, but not a miserable one.

And if anyone really wants to know why furry trash exists on a -LOLCOW- discussion board, just think about it. If you disallow furry trash you basically stifle a huge segment of lolcow cocks.

The only reason I'm not an official lolcow is because I'm too chill (or too lazy) to go on tard rages now that I'm a 30 year old pathetic MSPaint furry-drawing weeb instead of a 17 year old pathetic MSPaint furry-drawing weeb.


2168fc  No.433055

Wow, it's Friday again. Not much to blog post about this week. Time is slipping by so fast, that sometimes when I have a moment of self awareness it is shocking. Let's see, a post I made this week because of frustration about some obnoxious gay in dress in an online game I play caused a minor shitstorm and for some reason /cow/ caught some of the trannyflustering blowback and was spammed with horse porn. The new volume of Ovaload came out. Marmalade-sensei is really in his pace the entire story is just really really fun to read. I had a moment of self-awareness and thought about shooting myself. I started watching WKRP in Cincinnati and it is pretty darn good. I never watched television when I was a child and discovering all these old series is interesting. A lot of them are really dumb but some of them have a certain indescribable something that gives a complete feel for the time and people it was made for and make me wistful for things that no longer are. Started using this Amish Beard Balm and boar bristle brush and my mangy unkept beard is looking glossy, smooth, and neat. Started trimming it too so hopefully when it is fully grown out I will look like I am in ZZ Top and not like one of those soyfaggots.

That is about all I have for this week's update. I hope you have an autastic Friday.


2168fc  No.433056

>>433055

OH WRESTLE DONTAKU TONIGHT


c06d52  No.433063

Not big enough to bump the threads and I haven't bothered to webm it, but Peter Coffin got a namedrop in hydewars episode 27.


c61295  No.433114

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

Good news, Ross wins, also KoP's thread is autosaging I'll create a new one later if no one else does it.


63f7b1  No.433353

>>409055

back off nigger


11feea  No.433505

I'm feeling suicidal since yesterday. I'm a failed and shit version of Johans.


36a9ee  No.433520

File: 0962c748aec3220⋯.jpg (56.46 KB, 640x426, 320:213, stallman lounging.jpg)

Trying to convert my VR machine into a VR VM under Xen might be the dumbest thing I've ever done. That said, it's been kind of fun to use my downtime to debug the machine from start to finish.

>>433505

Don't kill yourself.


c61295  No.433584

>>433520

big hairy boi


9a12c4  No.433698

>>433520

For what purpose?


36a9ee  No.433753

File: 51d6341e5eb056c⋯.jpg (36.82 KB, 640x400, 8:5, laughing stallman.jpg)

>>433698

Assuming I don't fuck it up, I can sandbox everything so that each VM only does what it's good at, and if one service (such as Plex) gets exploited, my other shit (such as banking information) is safe from it. Plus, I get absolute control over which apps have access to which computer resources and other autistic minutiae.


d51f27  No.434618

File: 05b71d66a6d8b6c⋯.jpg (267.3 KB, 640x2892, 160:723, Ouk6KJW_d.jpg)

File: aa19aaeb0b3152f⋯.jpg (32.87 KB, 498x658, 249:329, FB_IMG_1525227194851.jpg)

File: b89249efd16fdfb⋯.jpg (41.03 KB, 699x698, 699:698, FB_IMG_1525227038392.jpg)

File: dfa603ba5698f24⋯.jpg (123.39 KB, 844x960, 211:240, FB_IMG_1523500507498.jpg)

Ayyy lmao

Fuck niggers its friday


30c881  No.434647

>>434618

>3rd pic

That is some crazy ass polydactyly. Give that man a wrench and put him in an autoshop.

>Cashmeousside

Someone please shove their cock in this whore's mouth and shut her the fuck up.


603de3  No.434674

>>434618

Heil Hitler


fa8ca6  No.434765

>>434618

I find myself pondering if this was the norm of the human hand what would keyboards and pianos look like?


30c881  No.434770

>>434765

Faggot go watch Gattaca and learn about fucking genetic profiling. Also, 8chan has fucking terrible programming.


fa8ca6  No.434798

>>434770

Go fuck yourself. I'm not watching that boring gay shit. I'm an engineer.


603de3  No.434800

>>434798

Fuck you. Genetic Engineering is terrible and will lead to the downfall of the human race.


fa8ca6  No.434820

>>434800

No fuck you. If my thumbs were fingers I could shitpost at least 180% faster than any living human being.


11feea  No.434821

File: a90c7019b4570ef⋯.jpg (374.13 KB, 1688x1200, 211:150, a90c7019b4570ef63666277b94….jpg)


30c881  No.434827

>>434770

>Ethan Hawke

>Uma Thurman

>Gore Vidal

Fuck you anon. I want to see this movie again. It's entirely about a man who has everyting against him and achieves his dream. You're a piece of shit anon.


778a77  No.434833

File: ef56fe9325d2b37⋯.png (34.32 KB, 1000x675, 40:27, May the Fourth.png)

May the Fourth be With You, nerds!


30c881  No.434835

>>434833

If it was a 44 get anon, you would deserve props. The drawing is good though.


78fc61  No.442958

>nobody has posted here all day

the absolute state of discord/cow/


680afb  No.442959

File: fe562cff0043acc⋯.jpg (67.05 KB, 750x747, 250:249, FB_IMG_1526091242342.jpg)

File: f9cbc76bab09149⋯.jpg (42.09 KB, 480x640, 3:4, FB_IMG_1526001052477.jpg)

File: bac240577f6b262⋯.jpg (53.32 KB, 540x748, 135:187, FB_IMG_1526001017698.jpg)

File: b6879e5ca7804f7⋯.jpg (27.47 KB, 639x629, 639:629, FB_IMG_1525987302786.jpg)

Looking forward to this summer of chimpout considering first starbucks and now Yale got involved with niggers that dindu nuffin.

We will see chimpouts of carpet munching lesbians for social justice and niggers just ooking. It's going to be a spicy summer.


36a9ee  No.442963

File: 4ac4086927b0c52⋯.jpg (194.25 KB, 640x645, 128:129, fucking plebs.jpg)

>>442958

I was distracted by Timbox bumping his thread with a wall of rainbow text.


74c52c  No.443006

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

OH NO NO NO NO


2bef56  No.443007

>>442958

Keep mad, the server is super active rn, we are talking about Kumite, anime, white race etc in real time


2168fc  No.443119

>>442958

Sorry 8ch is just unbearably unpleasant lately. Think I am going to take a break from the site for however long. A bunch of people I talk with have been saying 4chan is significantly less shitty right now so I may break down and finally go back. I mean it can't be worse than having a bunch of reddit memes screaming at me to do so.


fc3673  No.452152

File: e941901fd49c5c9⋯.jpeg (78.03 KB, 588x720, 49:60, ce92ce2569ff98f44b9a1c606….jpeg)

AYYYBOLA


fc3673  No.452436

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

If you didn't check this out yet, don't. This is beyond Rebecca Black awful.

Party like a coal burner cause it's F R I D A Y


c856bf  No.452487

My birthday is tomorrow and the 100 Hawaiian Baby Rosewood seeds I ordered came in. Going to do an LSA extraction and have a friend come over to trip sit. Shit is going to be fun as hell.


778a77  No.452695

File: 169a7068573b5d6⋯.png (103.46 KB, 1000x1600, 5:8, Mousedate 53.png)

File: 6c65754d4c1283b⋯.png (106.68 KB, 1000x1600, 5:8, Datemouse 52.png)

File: 4a1945ecf17d706⋯.png (110.59 KB, 1000x1600, 5:8, Mousedate 51.png)

File: 36efb62a661d18b⋯.png (76.62 KB, 1000x1600, 5:8, Datemouse 50.png)

File: ce6978608581cca⋯.png (95.39 KB, 1000x1600, 5:8, MOUSEDATE 49.png)

It's actually been a while since I posted a dump of my webcomic here. I've mostly been too tired from work to come here every Friday in addition to my usual hangouts.

I've only got one strip left to draw, page 69, and I intend to make it extra long.


cf06e2  No.452698

>>452487

Enjoy your birthday with the machine elves and the fucking devil.


9f7cf7  No.452725

>>452695

Thanks for the OC. You're pretty cool in my book.


9c3c15  No.452743

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

It's Friday, time to change my desktop wallpaper


2168fc  No.452949

Best of the Super Jrs. was pretty slow this morning. I am hoping tomorrow morning's event will be more exciting.


967886  No.453046

>>452698

Did some steps to prepare for that. Boiled water, put it in the fridge, got 10 seeds and pounded them in a mortar and pestle and placed it in a 2/3 cups of said boiled then chilled water. Kept my place as dark as possible and added about 5 drops of peppermint oil to it. Placed tinfoil over the cup and placed the cup in the fridge. I'll shake it every 4-6 hours or so to make sure it all mixes together. After 24 hours I'm going to chop up garlic in fine pieces, place the garlic into the brew and add 1 1/3 cups of lemonade to the mixture. I'll shake that a bit for 30 minutes and then take an old T-shirt >'ve ripped up as a filter and dump the mixture in a glass while my place is still dark. And then, I'll drink some, swish it around in my mouth for 15-20 minutes and then repeat until the concoction has been fully consumed.

I'll report back to tell you all about the machine elves and Satan next Friday.


30c881  No.453048

>>452743

Cool vid anon. Thanks.

>>453046

I hope you enjoy them. I never had much success with HBR or MG. There are effects, but damn some of them hurt. For the record, I didn't do any extraction, just ate the fuckers.


36a9ee  No.453050

File: a9cfe1857554b58⋯.webm (1.91 MB, 222x400, 111:200, tired.webm)

>>434821

That's sweet in a weird way.

>>452487

>>453046

I have no idea what the fuck you're doing, but I'm intrigued.


9a12c4  No.453085

>>452695

Why are you making some shit furfag webcomic?


9c3c15  No.453198

>>453085

Why not?


2168fc  No.453389

File: f1803b38870af2f⋯.jpg (50.99 KB, 360x360, 1:1, 1457581983376.jpg)

Who NEET here?


30c881  No.453475

>>453389

So why did /tv/ bo let /leftypol/ suck dick? I would rather pay a stripper a few bills. At least she would be a she.


29aef7  No.453605

File: 7ce660fc5d801d1⋯.jpg (36.15 KB, 720x695, 144:139, Dba5YvSVwAI0Vbh.jpg)

>>453475

He fell for the 'traps aren't gay' meme. Isn't he borderline suicidal over that nightmare tier blowjob? Why record that fucking thing? Why post it? That is what I want to know.

>>453389

Not NEET, not anymore, but I was. Still a virgin though - Incel I guess. I don't see it as all that important, even if I do hate the idea of being alone any longer.


30c881  No.453620

>>453605

>Isn't he borderline suicidal over that nightmare tier blowjob?

That's what I heard. I mean, I wouldn't kill myself over getting a shitty blowjob. There are women who are acutally good at it, but still, that's what I heard.


29aef7  No.453629

>>453620

I'd kill myself if it got leaked that I had sex with a communist faggot. Hell. I'd kill myself if I had sex with a communist faggot, period.


30c881  No.453647

>>453629

Well, don't have sex with communist faggots. I know you won't anon.


29aef7  No.453681

>>453647

I won't, I won't. I actually went from Incel to Volcel, thanks to /christian/'s influence… Somewhat, atleast. I was actually thinking of adding that I'd kill myself if I had sex with a faggot period, tbh. Same with communists.

On an unrelated note, I recently got the first two volumes of 'Elves don't diet / Elf can't into diet / Whatever the fuck it is called' from J-List. Might be one of the funniest fucking things I've ever read in my life.


967886  No.453682

>>453050

The tl;dr is that I'm going to trip fucking balls. After Action Report next Friday.


29aef7  No.453691

>>453682

Careful, man. My dad did that shit, and he still is plagued by nightmares of dancing leprechauns coming out of cosmic zippers and encouraging him to 'chime the note' and 'come with them'. If anything tells you to 'chime the note', ignore it, or you'll be gone.


967886  No.453699

>>453691

Noted. And I'll make sure to write down "You cannot fly!" everywhere. Having a trip sitter/tard wrangler will help immensely.


30c881  No.453713

>>453681

When you can, get you a real girl who has real breasts and a real pussy. You will then understand what you've been missing. God speed anon.


29aef7  No.453748

>>453699

Might be a good idea.

>>453713

Oh yeah, I've dated girls before I'm not a fag, I'm straight but never had sex. Not like I didn't try like hell. But thanks, man. I'm getting into some shit that is 500% better than my old Jahans-esque NEET life of pure vidya and nothing else. As goofy as it is, SCA, LARPing and HEMA are pretty fucking awesome. Maybe I'll meet someone who shares my interests, eh? Either way I'm getting a cool fucking sword (Falchion) and all the activity will (hopefully) make me drop weight.


2168fc  No.453793

>>453748

>When /leftypol/ is so disgusting that a life of celibacy and LARPing is less embarassing

Trannies eternally PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD


29aef7  No.453812

>>453793

Hey man, LARP isn't that bad. Dagohir is good exercise, at the very least.


a838fb  No.454605

File: dcb6a4b9d1c965a⋯.gif (1.06 MB, 320x362, 160:181, oh.gif)

>>453605

>Incel criticizing others for having any kind of sexual adventure.

like clockwork

(GOD, YOU'RE PATHETIC)

c3bc6f  No.466066

File: dce01710a85b71a⋯.jpg (54.14 KB, 780x467, 780:467, FB_IMG_1527195966621.jpg)

File: 2a5511c0e2d2b92⋯.jpg (35.56 KB, 960x621, 320:207, 19397155_2018797755015786_….jpg)

    == FUCK THIS GAY EARTH ==

no really, fuck this shit. I am so fed up with everything. Yeah finances 

picked up a bit now at long fucking last but i just fucking hate my job. 

If going back to school wasn't such a potential financial risk for me 

somehow, I'd go back in a heartbeat. I'm tired of dealing with the 

public. Some of you people are downright fucking retarded and you don't 

even notice it. I did a variety of customer service stuff. Cooking, 

cashier, telemarketer **(avoid at all costs, you will want to necklace 

yourself. Have been diagnosed with depression several times because of 

it) ** , arcade clerk/janitor, grocery store shit,… Done them all. You 

people will step to any fucking low to try and scam us out of anything. 

I seen plenty of niggers before try to rig the system by ordering some 

fast food and, despite things like actual quantity sizes and 

measurements, they always consider their format to ''never be full 

enough'' asking like to overflow the fries in the tray or jampack a sub 

of dressing despite it leaking on the sides. Self-service with them is a 

nightmare if you have a jew boss really paranoid about theft despite 

keeping a self-service rack of chips on the counter near the register. 

Those are easy targets for nigger packs hooting and hollering and 

touching everything. They always leave a fucking mess too. McDonalds is 

the worst fucking place to eat at or leech wifi from. Niggers will just 

hang there like it's a club especially on week-ends.

Most people are too lazy to even look for the discount themselves. They 

just come up in the chat room and ask for free promo codes through the 

web store where I work instead of doing a google search themselves. We 

do have promos all the time. It's literally the first result when you 

look with the proper keywords such as DISCOUNT. The average jew burger 

can't even do that. They would rather have someone do the legwork to 

save money than do it themselves.

Some are more obvious than others when it comes to try and scam us but 

every fucking time, people will put an outrage if they are slighted in 

any way and they think that they will raise a stink about it on Facebook 

and it will go viral and you'll be sorry goy!!! Actually, no. Nothing 

will ever come out of it. Unless an employee is outright rude to you, 

absolutely nothing will happen. Nobody cares about your feelings.. You 

are a retard. You agreed to the terms and conditions when you made the 

purchase and you fucked up. Tough shit. As if they knew my job better 

than I do. Some of them will cause a scene even if they THINK there's a 

discrepancy in the discount they took and booked themselves. As if 

magically somehow, the 20% discount was supposedly 15% despite having 

the numbers and the code for the discount == IS CLEARLY VISIBLE ON THE 

INVOICE == to justify every step of the transaction. Companies when it 

comes to handling money has a paper trail every step of the way. 

Mistakes in the system rarely if ever happens because if something 

goes missing, someone else at your level or above will notice unless 

everybody upper than you up to the CEO is in the conspiracy of scamming 

you out of 2.50$. If you seriously think that, find the nearest cliff 

and kill yourself.

I hate my job and I hate all of you. Happy Friday.


b1b23a  No.466070

Alright, I'll tell you all about my trip. Going to be a long one, though:

Found the recipe for the LSA Extract on the Psychonaut Wiki

LSA Trip:

Took 4 15 minute swishes of the extract. Took me until T+2:00 to complete it. Delayed the last swishing session until the tard wrangler came over. The extract tasted something ranging from what I imagine would be like chewing tobacco to shit. At T+1:00 hour, I noticed shadows becoming more defined, colors getting brighter and a general state of mild euphoria. When the tard wrangler came over, he said that my eyes were dilated. We went upstairs to my room and from T+2:00 to T+3:00, he and I talked as it was nice to talk to someone in this state. In this time, he spoke of issues with his relationship and I unlike how I would normally react to such issues, I spoke to him with confidence and candor as I felt like a sort of spirit of eternal wisdom was using me as a vessel . From about T+3:00 to T+4:00, we played a game of pool. My technique for shooting with a cue is on par with Chris's pen grip and he showed me how to adjust it. Once I got a hold of that and concentrated on hitting a cue ball in the center, a game where he was winning handily turned into a shootout with the 8 ball. Judging to my inebriation/lack of skill and his rustiness plus the pool cues having a very jagged end due to use and a lack of cue chalk, this part of the game took 20-30 minutes as we both failed to sink the ball into the pocket much less the ones we called. At one point where the tard wrangler had a clear shot, he hit the ball an angle where it bounced above the 8 and over it as it rolled on without hitting anything but the sides of the pool table. Eventually, he was able to sink the 8 ball in on a direct shot. He called one of his friends over to our apartment. At T+5:00, she arrived with a pack of Swisher Sweets and some decent kush.


b1b23a  No.466071

(continued)

At this point, my trip was fading and I decided to pound 3 more seeds with the mortar and pestle and held the mess under my tongue for 5 minutes. I decided to have them smoke the weed in an alley at around T+5:30 right by the door near the dumpster. Walking to the opposite end, the blunt she had rolled was passed around as the tard wrangler and I both took a nice long hit off the blunt. Held the smoke in for about 10 seconds. He talked and a drunk came stumbling by with a bag full of beer. He gave the tard wrangler and his friend a can of beer but I passed knowing that alcohol would kill my buzz. The tard wrangler and his friend departed at around T+6:00. I went into my bed, chewed 2 more seeds, held the slosh under my tongue for 15 minutes and than swallowed followed by a chaser of grapefruit juice that I also held in for 15 minutes. At around T+6:45, the true trip was starting to take hold as I could see CEVs of circular waves spilling out and the beginnings of rainbows forming in my mind as well as tracers appearing. At T+7:15, the onset was complete and the CEVs blossomed into what seemed like an exploding sea of fractal rainbows exploding. This sensation was intensified upon listening to music into rainbow pyramids lighting up like Vegas and upon opening my eyes the OEVs were starting to take hold.


b1b23a  No.466072

(continued)

My ceiling fan went from the panels turning into fuzz and then it finally looked something like the Noid skydiving above me. I was also starting to see what looked like an array of Aboriginal dot art in rainbow colors. My stomach also felt somewhat uneasy but it was tolerable. My walls and ceiling started moving around like the water on an open sea. At T+7:30, I got up to look out the window in my living room and with the distortions and wave effects, downtown was starting to look more like Zanarkand. I appreciated the visuals as I returned to my bed around T+7:45 and felt like I was speaking to God, he told me to be the best person I could be. To treat people with kindness and respect. I then saw a vision of the Devil on my fan who resembled an Oni. For such an alarming vision of fire and torment of demons watching me all the time, I was alarmingly at ease. When it became too much, I reached out and punched the vision resulting in what looked like rainbow colored glass shattering. I walked over to my bathroom mirror and became lost in my own image. I realizef that although I still have a ways to go to lose the weight I want, I'm making significant progress. The distortions then became apparent as the image in my mirror started shifting in shape and size all across my body although still recognizable as myself. At this point, I realized I could control my visions. At around T+8:00, I was starting to feel the vasoconstriction, but I was having too much fun using my third eye to open visions at will. At this point, everything appeared to be a display of fractals, diamonds, spirals with OEVs and CEVs were a brilliant array of rainbows of all sorts of shapes with the most solid images looking like rainbow Tlingit totems headed by what appeared to be the Seattle Seahawks logo.


b1b23a  No.466073

(continued)

Around T+8:15, the nausea became too big for me to not notice as I walked over to the kitchen. I made the incredibly stupid mistake of drinking a small handful of peppermint oil and my nose, ears, mouth and ears exploded in fiery minty agony. I googled peppermint oil poisoning and I became incredibly alarmed. I reach down as far down my throat as I could and even though it felt like i stuck my fingers halfway down my neck, I couldn't vomit. Around T+8:30, after many unsuccessful attempts to induce vomit, I called poison control. I spoke to a person who told me to drink water to calm it down. I did so and returned to bed around T+8:45. At this point the OEVs appeared as if i was speeding through a wormhole and I noticed that I could hold my breath for 10 seconds at a time which alarmed me. I then noticed that I had a hard time swallowing which solved itself by me sitting up. At T+9:00, I wanted to sleep more than anything else. This process took about 30 minutes and I fell asleep until T+14:00. I do not remember much from my dream aside from waking up in what appeared to be a real-life version of the Mojave Wasteland. I found myself around Novac walking around the wreckage of nuclear-powered cars feeling like it was just another day in real life. When I woke up, the CEVs were mild circular wave patterns and the OEVs were slight moving in the ceiling and walls. I slept again for another 2 hours and the trip finally ended.

/end


4f5818  No.466496

Hang out at night is for degens shitskins.


603de3  No.466648

>>466496

>this

No social life masterrace


2168fc  No.466768

I think I am having trouble


68f7c3  No.466786

>>466648

Fuck yourself, shitskin/leftyrard


29aef7  No.466959

>>454605

>If you're a virgin you aren't allowed to have standards

Fuck off, fag.


a03ea5  No.466961

File: 288c214a65cdbab⋯.png (345.31 KB, 500x559, 500:559, wwYAlmD[1].png)


29aef7  No.466963

>>466070

>>466071

>>466072

>>466073

Sounds fun. I told you not to chime the note, so you did the right thing by punching out the vision. Bad shit to go along with the bad visions. Do more next week?


603de3  No.466984

>>466786

Fuck off kike.


68f7c3  No.467451

File: 86e0e3f13b2c132⋯.jpg (42.81 KB, 630x630, 1:1, merchant_screeching.jpg)

>>466984

Keep mad, faggot leftytard

(GOD, YOU'RE PATHETIC)

36a9ee  No.470016

>>467451

>dumb goy bumped the Friday thread on a Saturday night

With Jews, you lose.

>>466959

If you're a virgin, then your standards are probably worthless.

>>466496

That depends on what you consider "hanging out." If you consider it to be poisoning yourself in the presence of friends, then yes. If you're meeting people, having interesting conversations, trying new things together, and cultivating relationships with people, then no.


c8e805  No.471931

What are you all doing tonight?


3ff3ec  No.472086

File: 8e0fb3a374bf4cd⋯.jpg (24.49 KB, 491x488, 491:488, oppressive laugter.jpg)


0b21f8  No.472101

I've decided to stop being a fat fuck and get /fit/. Not because I want to get laid or anything, but because I want to improve myself. We're all gonna make it, brah.


e69fe5  No.472102

>>470016

Says the fag who is too much of a brainlet to update the death list to include TB.

Also excuse me for not buying into the bullshit pleasure based culture and actually following the teachings of my religion.


c8e805  No.472114

>>472102

>I-Its not because I'm ugly, fat or unemployed, it's because I love Jesus

You're a faggot in denial who worships a dead kike on a stick


3ff3ec  No.472118

File: 995a47120e4c392⋯.jpg (29.67 KB, 410x551, 410:551, downwithreligion.jpg)

>>472102

>>472114

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NON NO


e69fe5  No.472134

>>472114

>Muh dead kike on a stick

You are just asshurt that Saint Boniface and Charlemagne cut down / burned down your magic sodomy trees that Odin would drink the semen of dead men hung from them to gain power. Stay mad, LARPagan

>>472118

Tips


2168fc  No.472254

I will become strong like my heroes Noboru Takade and Undertaker.


fc3673  No.472464

File: fd710aba2b56a3a⋯.png (137.94 KB, 704x335, 704:335, a2e8bfb.png)

File: f79a7ecbe88cabe⋯.jpg (55.9 KB, 729x536, 729:536, IMG_20180306_012229.jpg)

Jesus frowns at your post.

Otherwise, happy Friday my son.


654d4b  No.472503

>>472464

Sorry Brah, aint gonna work on me. I don't let Atheists / LARPagans guilt me with my religion. SJWs and soyboys try it all the time.


29aef7  No.476323

File: ab1c2f0637b828b⋯.gif (487.18 KB, 640x400, 8:5, Cala thumbs up.gif)

Hope you faggots have a good friday.


2168fc  No.476330

File: 5bb9d21a7166a6d⋯.webm (7.59 MB, 852x480, 71:40, weaponized_faggotry.webm)

>>476323

Looking bettter than the last many.


436da5  No.476333

>>476330

Good. What do you have going on?

>That webm

Holy fuck my sides. What anime?


2168fc  No.476373

>>476333

Magician's Academy


9a12c4  No.476446

>>472134

>invade and destroy native european culture so your semitic desert religion can reign instead

Look where your religion has gotten the west. It's dying. It's all your fault.

>>476333

>watchign anime


36a9ee  No.476509

File: 553a67447401696⋯.jpg (213.79 KB, 602x728, 43:52, boy's anus smell bottle.jpg)

>>472102

>Also excuse me for not buying into the bullshit pleasure based culture and actually following the teachings of my religion.

You're excused.

>>476446

Is that you, Varg?


9a12c4  No.476536

File: 5d7b85942ab89dd⋯.png (417.34 KB, 589x733, 589:733, ClipboardImage.png)

>>476509

Just a man who knows his shit.

In other news, Nick The Knife just got himself onto national (international given it's streamed online) radio.


61ef91  No.476556

File: 4191c802be33a0e⋯.png (607.34 KB, 1333x900, 1333:900, 4191c802be33a0ed032511916c….png)

>>476446

<invade and destroy native european culture so your semitic desert religion can reign instead

<Look where your religion has gotten the west. It's dying. It's all your fault.

>Implying the death of the west isn't linked to the mass abandonment of The Holy Mother Church caused by Protestantism and the "enlightenment", but "muh kike on a stick"

K. Why are you vargfag brainlets unable to control your autism?

Looking forward to getting out of work on time for once. Gonna get home and work on my Morrowind mod… One of my best friends passed away in December, and he had been helping me with it. When he died I couldn't even open the CS without feeling dead inside.


157eac  No.476560

>>476556

What kind of mod are you working on lad? I just picked up the overhaul 3.0 the other day. Looks pretty decent. Sorry to hear about your mate.


61ef91  No.476563

>>476560

A companion mod, based on Grumpy's code for it. The goal is a plotline that fits with the setting and 100% interaction with the MQ, with him commenting on weather and locations as well as the faction quests.

Think of… Emma's Constance but not annoying, Kateri's Julan, and Stuporstar's Gavin from the Uvirith's Legacy. He's an Argonian Warrior named 'Strides-Over-Ash. The PC frees him from slavery in that starter smuggler cave and he joins you because he wants to become stronger, and he owes you a debt. The Host had given him a dream quest that made him come to Morrowind to aid a hero he saw in a vision. He doesn't realize it is the PC till you get the Moon-and-Star ring.

The other mod I have planned is an alternate start mod that has the PC be a member of the Uvirith Family. Prophecy would have to be edited, but…


9a12c4  No.476585

>>476556

>everyone I don't like is varg

ebin


1502c2  No.476602

>>476585

>The religion that turned the disparate tribes that worshiped thousands of gods and practiced human sacrifice into a force capable of stopping the advance of Islam into Europe and thus protecting the west is now the cause of the west's death because I don't like it

Ebin. But seriously. The West's death can be placed squarely on Zionist Protestants and "Enlightenment" thinkers like Loki. COmpare countries tainted by Protestantism and Enlightenment thinking to Catholic countries. You'll find that the ones that rejected the enlightenment and the protestant Reformation and weren't destroyed by the allies in WWII are better places to be. Poland, Hungary and the Czech Republic are examples of that, and they're the three nations in Europe fighting against the Multicult.


9a12c4  No.476604

>>476602

>my religion is better because one god

Catholics are kike loving cuckolds, fuck off. You betray your own people in favor of the beliefs of semites.


1502c2  No.476605

>>476604

t. Retard who knows nothing about the Holy Mother Church's history of purging cryptokikes and kikes


9a12c4  No.476606

>>476605

Your pope and modern doctrine says otherwise, jew lover.


f1951c  No.476607

File: 34ac1e3971dcd12⋯.png (401.65 KB, 720x1001, 720:1001, The South Park fandom, tum….png)

File: e0930fb1ee4e1de⋯.png (286.56 KB, 720x1035, 16:23, South Park fandom, tumblr.png)

File: 8a14a60fe9eb582⋯.png (283.97 KB, 400x566, 200:283, Faggot kikes, tumblr.png)

tumblr manages to be worse than deviantart


1502c2  No.476610

>>476607

>One bad pope changes the history of the church

Please tell me more about how the pre-catholic Europeans were unified in a single culture and never waged war on their own kind without reason. Not like the church introduced concepts like needing a reason to wage war other than "big nose tribe on other side of river offend chief"

>>476606

What the fuck am I looking at?


967886  No.476632

>>476610

>What the fuck am I looking at?

You're looking at peak Tumblr, Christfriend


9a12c4  No.476754

>>476610

>goalpost moving


361376  No.476756

>>476754

>Ignoring all my points to nitpick

Hey scholmo, how's the pilpul working for you?


fc3673  No.476810

File: dd3807ac690ea47⋯.jpg (88.79 KB, 720x960, 3:4, 31144263_10155197930207121….jpg)

Now which one of you two religious zealots will explode his vest first?


36a9ee  No.476815

File: dc5965f8596234d⋯.jpg (47.95 KB, 480x468, 40:39, don't catch em at all.jpg)

>>476810

I, for one, am following Abraham's example and putting you hand under my thigh.


fc3673  No.476819

File: d2080c9f4c4f841⋯.png (4.14 KB, 375x137, 375:137, salt.png)

>>476815

das ghey


29aef7  No.476823

>>476810

>Not knowing that is canonical

smh fam have you ever read the Deuterocanon? That clearly happens in Maccabees 15

Also - The (((SPLC))) put traditional Catholicism as a hate group today. Fun times.


36a9ee  No.476827

File: 92d8bb75c5154ad⋯.jpg (183.28 KB, 644x625, 644:625, dore abraham thigh oath.jpg)

>>476819

DO IT FAGGOT


29aef7  No.476829

>>476827

I've been meaning to ask you, jews - What kind of vidya do you play?


fc3673  No.476830

File: 4bce5ffc0bef034⋯.jpg (18.89 KB, 500x379, 500:379, 17361789_387722878278256_5….jpg)

>>476823

Does that mean working as an altar boy during service is plotting terrorism?

I… um. Got things to attend to… Yeah. brb cia niggers


29aef7  No.476834

>>476830

No idea, but as a RadTrad cathbol that gets me giddy. I'm looking forwards to when they put every day catholics as a hate group and try to persecute us.

The church historically becomes weak when times are good, but when persecution comes the church becomes strong.


36a9ee  No.476850

>>476829

Nothing lately. I'm waiting for another blockbuster VR game. I finally jailbroke my PS3, though, so odds are my next game will be some old shit on the Triple.


29aef7  No.476867

>>476850

>VR

Is it even worth it? I mostly play shit like Morrowind or WoW. It looks cool, though.


36a9ee  No.476875

>>476867

I paid $800 for Rift + Touch. It's $400 now. For me, it's worth it; for most, maybe not.


854929  No.476893

>>412227

Hey, man. How's it going?


2d3ba5  No.481467

File: 6de28e368c33f77⋯.jpg (82.41 KB, 989x949, 989:949, FB_IMG_1528764892967.jpg)

File: 70c4feef9cf349a⋯.jpg (8.92 KB, 564x565, 564:565, FB_IMG_1528929958208.jpg)

File: f37967166e138f6⋯.jpg (28.2 KB, 720x960, 3:4, FB_IMG_1528503130761.jpg)

File: 219057e9ece28a2⋯.jpg (138.71 KB, 1242x1242, 1:1, FB_IMG_1527634813257.jpg)

Holy nigger tits batman. Thank fuck it's Friday. I thought I'd die before it would over.


2168fc  No.481469

File: eb81285223433ef⋯.webm (4.24 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Varg shows how to deal wi….webm)

Slacking getting moving today. Slacking on everything. I need to be more motivated. I need discipline.

>>453475

He didn't it was a joke that got out of hand.


662d81  No.481543

Any one want to recommend some lolcow documentaries? Shit like Down the rabbit hole does or that Chris-chan 12 part shit.


ed20f2  No.481571

File: c3525696f412449⋯.gif (291.29 KB, 500x280, 25:14, spurdo_posts_on_saturday.gif)

File: 4ea904066641b88⋯.jpg (34.52 KB, 500x281, 500:281, spurdo_leaves_helsinki.jpg)

File: d1bebffd9ed605c⋯.gif (415.47 KB, 529x293, 529:293, spurdo_hears_of_suicide.gif)

File: 17ce5158b6015a0⋯.png (33.52 KB, 796x162, 398:81, spurdonazi.png)

Hi guys. I'm all done with school and NEETing around for a bit.


9a12c4  No.481722

>>481571

Fuck off furfag.


ed20f2  No.481730

File: 75c115efc2be0d2⋯.png (39.88 KB, 500x193, 500:193, pagan_faggotry.png)

File: 90a6031d782a87f⋯.png (456.06 KB, 826x896, 59:64, pagan_degenerate.png)

File: 063f546236dfa7d⋯.jpg (61.14 KB, 549x537, 183:179, larpagan.jpg)

>>481722

But pagans love fucking animals among other licentious acts


9a12c4  No.481743

>>481730

>(((vice))) article

>everything that isn't my semitic desert religion is live action roleplay

>muh unsourced faggotry

Go back to your containment board. >>>/christian/

Also fucking animals isn't furfaggotry. Animals aren't anthro.


36a9ee  No.481781

>>481467

Is there a story behind Mexican Vegeta and Nappa?

>>481571

>>481730

Welcome back. spurdo.

>>481743

Do you really worship Norse gods by getting fisted?


1ecfe4  No.481805

>>481743

>Atheism veiled in a thin mask of faux spirituality isn't LARPING

lol okay fag. Care to explain why most LARPagans are in favor of open borders and refugees, and most tend to be mystery meat 56% goblins?

I'm not the other guy. I'm the usual christian who argues with you. He's a fag for using vice. Also is it bad that I've begun to look forward to arguing with you on friday?

Also: Today is going fucking horrible. Got told that i have to work the Saturday that I've been looking forward to having off for two weeks because the jew they hired for cafe demanded the day off.


ed20f2  No.481809

File: bd95803bdde1ff3⋯.png (610.96 KB, 1588x2632, 397:658, vikangz_history.png)

File: 71c39a759489bdd⋯.jpg (110.98 KB, 1000x600, 5:3, we_wuz_vikangs.jpg)

File: bedfa64c254572f⋯.jpg (303.84 KB, 1125x1378, 1125:1378, pol_vikings.jpg)

>>481743

Pretty much everything that Current Year pagans spend time doing is LARPing in the purest sense of the term, yes.

>Also fucking animals isn't furfaggotry. Animals aren't anthro

<Lolicon isn't pedophilia. Animes aren't children


9a12c4  No.481874

>>481805

>everyone that isn't my semitic abrahamic religion is atheist

>care to explain why [shit that has nothing to do with paganism at all]

Kill yourself.

>>481809

>muh current year pagans

>basing an entire religion on what tumblrfags that have no understanding of what the actual paganism was does

Animals aren't anthro you literal retard. There are actual, logical terms associated with animal fucking (bestiality, zoophilia) and you lack the mental capacity to use them.


e17280  No.481893

>>481874

>Pretending that current age Neopaganism isn't just atheists LARPing

>Ignoring what I said

You know the reason people call you Varg is because you mindlessly vomit out his rebuttals. So, care to explain why most LARPagans are mystery meat nonwhites? 50 bucks says you're a mixed race fag with boomer parents.


9a12c4  No.482033

>>481893

Nobody gives a fuck about your strawman that paints the traditional religions of the European peoples in a negative light by >implying tumblrfaggots are the actual pagans.


ed20f2  No.482072

File: df6bc9606f00277⋯.jpg (93.33 KB, 600x400, 3:2, modern_nordic_society.jpg)

File: de88f543c4a4bf6⋯.jpg (2.9 MB, 5000x5000, 1:1, sweden_yes.jpg)

File: 5bea1a110b735ca⋯.png (124.33 KB, 500x685, 100:137, be_more_swede.png)

>>481874

So is your fursona a Fenris wolf or the serpent devouring Yggdrasil? Does the world tree moan in your version of this sacred Nordic vore story?

>>482033

It is a difference without distinction. Prior year pagans invented a fantasy that made sense to them in an age before empirical science to explain their experiences with nature and give supernal weight to their values. Perpetuating their beliefs in earnest is even closer to building a worldview on fairy tales than Abrahamic faiths which at least try to adapt to objective, secular truths.

Current Year pagans can't quite Mike's Hard Lemonade and Adderal themselves enough to actually believe in ancient myths without irony but they go through the motions because it makes them feel less deracinated and in tune with their mythologized and pedestaled anestors (who were probably Christian dirt farmers rather than woad-smeared barbarians). That's the absolute distillation of LARP. Most of the time the feeling of transcendental spiritual kinship doesn't even run that deep and they simply play some lo-fi Black Metal while rolling another Nord in Skyrim. Same spectrum, different autism.


388f6c  No.482118

Imagine browse a dead board on a dead site, smh


967886  No.482143

>>482072

>Libya more developed than Sweden by 2030

Knowing what the states of the two nations are and will be, I'm confused where they're going to shoot "Fist of the Crescent Star" at.


36a9ee  No.482147

File: e83cbda1b071268⋯.jpg (25.07 KB, 450x277, 450:277, laughing germanics.jpg)

Have we really spent the last three Fridays sperging about Abrahamic religion versus autistic new religious movements?


2168fc  No.482148

>>482147

Has it been three weeks? I think I lost a month again.


f5d099  No.487160

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

>His last video before getting hauled into prison is a video about the motherfucking Lard


f5d099  No.487162

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Brülllord


29aef7  No.487202

File: 41fe103c4939142⋯.jpg (97.43 KB, 740x1020, 37:51, index.jpg)

>>482147

I wouldn't mind ending the stupid fucking argument.

Has anyone on cow seen the anime Magic Knight Rayearth? It is pretty old, and rather generic, but season 1 had a twist ending that, close to two decades later, I still remember watching with my older sister vividly. I'm kind of looking for something mildly interesting, so if anybody has a suggestion, that would be A+.


fc3673  No.487205

File: cdbf52e00d76b6a⋯.jpg (81.82 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, FB_IMG_1495695556215.jpg)

File: 45e12ed879edfa2⋯.jpg (61.28 KB, 788x960, 197:240, FB_IMG_1528128161233.jpg)

File: e8caf428a64d026⋯.jpg (96.34 KB, 955x960, 191:192, FB_IMG_1528238923734.jpg)

File: 45e12ed879edfa2⋯.jpg (61.28 KB, 788x960, 197:240, FB_IMG_1528128161233.jpg)

Hell yeah niggers. Holy shit it's Friday.

It was another fucking terrible week. Work is fucking awful. More so than usual and it's been like that increasingly for weeks and I'm just about to fucking snap at people there. Drugs keeps me from doing so.

>dude weed ayy lmao

On Wednesday I had a particularly shitty day where work called me in a coaching session. It's to tell you what you're doing wrong in your work and you need to change and bla bla bla. Turns out that to use as an example the script on an interaction I had with a customer where I seemed to be dismissive. Of course, they didnt take anything into context so I had to explain to them it's a customer that has been harassing me at work. I work in the online customer service chatting department. No, I'm not a fucking pajeet. Me and some other weirdo are white versus some mystery meat and some black woman that's from Africa and doesn't seem to bear the chimp-out gene. She's very shy and polite. Some weird freak of nature.

Recently, some retarded old woman has been coming to my job asking for me by name to repeat the same fucking question about the price of a particular item before it's open to the public A YEAR IN ADVANCE. We don't have the prices for it yet. That fucking old bitch needs accessible seating for that particular show. Despite telling her we don't have the prices for her particular needs and to come back in a few months when the prices may be available by then or to call us to make a reservation, she doesn't.

I repeat. She doesn't call despite inviting her to either call us or us calling her. However, she comes back daily asking for me personally the same fucking thing because she doesn't want to repeat herself. And if one of my co-workers end up having to serve her instead because I am on my break for example, she will refuse to be served by the customer at work and will throw a fit demanding that she is directed to me instead and asking me about those same fucking seats repeating the fucking cycle of autism daily for 3 week now. I complained to my supervisor about her harassing me at work and if there's any way to have her banned beyond the 24 hour maximum ban we can impose on people that come in the chat room and doesn't behave themselves. He told me he can't do anything because she isn't technically doing anything wrong because she is asking for the prices despite repeating the constant harassment I have to experience because she will give me shit every time about something I can't offer. He said he would do something if things continued to worsen.

Back to my initial topic at hand, I was now in a coaching session getting shit because some fucking autist was harassing me about prices the company doesn't have and that's somehow my fault and the company won't do anything about the harassment I have to endure because of them.

Fun, isn't it? So after such a wonderful fucking day, I decided to get some fucking weed and toke a bit. Since i've been doing a shit schedule for also the past 3 weeks, I finish at 11 so I ask my dealer 2 or 3 hours before I go to leave my stash somewhere outside in our secret spot and I will leave the money in return. I walk for about 20 minutes making a detour to get my weed. Turns out he forgot to leave it outside and everyone was asleep. When I got back home, he texts me apologizing for missing out and he'd give some extra to compensate which I finally got on Thursday. Wednesday truly wasn't my day.

That's about it. Happy friday niggers.

>>482118

nigger what? the fuck are you talking about? /cow/ is far from being a dead board.

>>487160

>being so late, you don't know it was settled at least a month ago that he just got fined and won't be jailed

i am disappoint


fc3673  No.487207

File: ca0bb3c09721f57⋯.jpg (227.68 KB, 1024x930, 512:465, ca0.jpg)

File: c3b6fffb6982a15⋯.jpg (73.76 KB, 749x704, 749:704, 19511157_825464814273703_7….jpg)

File: 6fc0158ac55d33f⋯.jpg (69.05 KB, 759x960, 253:320, FB_IMG_1528378965545.jpg)

>>487205

Fug, I double posted something.


390970  No.487223

File: 5c9de0bd3cb18a8⋯.jpg (1.22 MB, 2560x1440, 16:9, IMG_20180622_103732.jpg)

File: 3642ecdcef5f817⋯.jpg (7.32 KB, 188x267, 188:267, download (3).jpg)

>>487205

Wow, and I thought my work week has been shit. I'm just getting stuck working an extra two hours, although last week I got fucked when they moved my day off without telling me.

I feel you man. Work sucks. Sometimes i think NEETs have it so fucking good - My cousin doesn't work yet he manages to get people to buy him games and shit. Then again he thinks managing to scrap together 15 dollars over a week is both impressive and a lot of money. I ended up going NEET over the course of 4 months after I walked out of my last job 4 hours a week wasn't worth my time, and it was so fucking boring. I don't know how they do it.

Pretty happy today, tbh. Finally got the manga I've been waiting for from Jlist.

Erufuda is waifu goddess and you faggots can't convince me otherwise.


2168fc  No.487872

I spent the week reading Isekai LNs and it reached the point where they all have blended together and I can't remember the difference between most of them.


ed20f2  No.487993

File: 40e71c27b96464c⋯.jpg (23.76 KB, 500x500, 1:1, bear_office.jpg)

File: 97bf98132eb03d2⋯.jpg (36.55 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, fridaynight_bear.jpg)

I feel like I just squandered at least half of my waking hours this week.


9a12c4  No.488007

Big things are happening. Big things. So much to do, so little time.

>>487223

>fat fetish

You disgust me.


36a9ee  No.488029

>>487205

FIZZ WIZ

>nigger what? the fuck are you talking about? /cow/ is far from being a dead board.

Stop liking what he doesn't like.


29aef7  No.488054

>>488007

>Erufuda

>Fat

Nigger, there is a difference between fat, and having a bit of weight. Girl I've been talking to has a bit of weight on her but she ain't fucking obese.


9a12c4  No.488055

File: 0a3cdcb6d1bbc4d⋯.png (353.71 KB, 480x360, 4:3, fat people spotted.png)

>>488054

SHE'S FAT


29aef7  No.488056

File: 4b4a69fa0175279⋯.mp4 (752.82 KB, 350x300, 7:6, old_jewish_trick.mp4)

>>488055

YOU CAN TRY YOUR JEW TRICKS ON ME BUT YOU CAN'T TRICK ME, JEW


9a12c4  No.488059

>>488056

Nah fam, you're just delusional. The fact of the matter is she's FAT. Just like the "THICC" memes, they're FAT. You're a fat fetishist in denial because what you like isn't the gigantic hamplanets and blobs that furfags and the like like to make them appear as, or the HORRIBLE cam models end up being, but a smaller, yet still way fucking fat, level. Horrible.


29aef7  No.488062

File: 5d92f507c0ea1dd⋯.gif (1.9 MB, 320x200, 8:5, 5d92f507c0ea1dd4f27cfa089d….gif)

>>488059

>If you like women who are a little more plush with wide curves you're a fat fetishist

And yet why do I feel physically ill when I see some obese fucking hambeast riding a mobility scooter at my job? Like I said, this one girl I'm working with has a bit of weight, but I'd hardly call her fat.

>Being this desperate to convince someone on a ugandan throat singing board that unless a chick is sub 100 lbs, you're a fat fetishist


9a12c4  No.488075

>>488062

That doesn't matter so much. You still like fat. You still have a fat fetish. Which is DISGUSTING. It's not as bad as landwhale hamplanet blobfags but it's still bad.

>i-if she's not so fucking FAT her stomach bulges out and is in fetish art depicting as such s-she must be a stick figure!!!!!!1

Fucking christ, literal fatfag justifications.


778a77  No.492759

File: da3bc09c4ee4b90⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 687.41 KB, 1000x11000, 1:11, Mousedate Datemouse 69.png)

Had a lot of fun drawing this comic in particular


984e91  No.492840

File: 46ef4bf2067e51a⋯.jpg (17.9 KB, 236x230, 118:115, tumblr_inline_pb1l6vtquR1q….jpg)

>>492759

im not reading this furshit


1fb69c  No.493007

File: 7e09dc578d6210f⋯.jpg (44.98 KB, 450x895, 90:179, FB_IMG_1530139080541.jpg)

File: 9d380cc404230bd⋯.jpg (16.78 KB, 415x355, 83:71, FB_IMG_1530108523532.jpg)

File: ba1e03425b514ae⋯.jpg (55.28 KB, 600x632, 75:79, FB_IMG_1529534179887.jpg)

File: c3610cee8afe2d3⋯.jpg (71.57 KB, 720x960, 3:4, FB_IMG_1529075608312.jpg)

What's up bitch tits?

It's Friday


36a9ee  No.493320

File: 87ff1f45b5fc22d⋯.jpg (150.93 KB, 700x842, 350:421, cat 1.jpg)

>>493007

>I will worship you like my countries holy cows


fc3673  No.499371

File: 73473c7b922e22b⋯.gif (4.45 MB, 432x768, 9:16, 1094ac2aced8958ebccd1cdff2….gif)

File: 4a351ddb1813c7a⋯.jpg (38.89 KB, 636x628, 159:157, FB_IMG_1527807020861.jpg)

Man, fuck this heat wave. It's not worth the increased likelihood of chimpouts. No fucking way. Thank fuck I work with AC around.

>Also friendly reminder

Happy Friday


6d7bac  No.499372

File: 7d27d78cfbeed23⋯.jpg (524.82 KB, 1536x2048, 3:4, IMG_1359.jpg)

Happy Friday


e441ba  No.499670

>>492759

you truly are a master of your craft


fa4e9a  No.499806

File: 340395b682d2ec9⋯.jpg (2.6 MB, 1840x3264, 115:204, IMG_20180706_163859003.jpg)

I'm a poor third-world bastard. It's all just distractions until I die in a car accident or be murder


967886  No.499811

>>499806

That looks pretty good. Enjoy anon!


778a77  No.499925

File: a694b178546796c⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 69.6 KB, 1000x1500, 2:3, Feral Fox Mouse CV.png)

Tonight's been absolutely miserable.

I work in a fast food kitchen. I'm the best cook in the store (and yes, this includes the managers - one or two of them can _match_ me in fry cookery, but none are BETTER than I am at that part of the job). This week I've been extremely sick - diarrhea starting on Tuesday evening, sore throat starting last night, probably a fever though I can't exactly check reliably, and to top it all off today that clear runny liquid kind of snot was pouring out my nose (always onto the floor, luckily, so I never had to throw out any of the food I was making).

Today our second-best cook (not counting the few managers that CAN cook - more like fourth or fifth best if you count managers) had to quit on us for "family issues" that required him to suddenly move out of town without notice. So the store manager didn't send me home right away. Not long after I received this news, I accidentally cut my left thumb with the box knife and there were no bandages in the office for some reason.

Three of the four managers were working on this shift; one was supposed to be in the kitchen but he'd been instructed to "bounce back" and help up front sometimes. This meant, to the assistant manager in particular, that he should NEVER help in the kitchen and ALWAYS be up front helping with drinks and desserts. Said assistant manager is the most unpleasant person I have ever had to deal with in my life, and I had to work a closing shift with her twice already this week and twice last week as well.

I was doing a very valiant job, in my physically broken state of health, to keep cooking the food at a good clip compared to the FOUR people in the front of the house who were taking orders. Most of them were not bothering to call out any of the items we drop to order, but I'm more or less used to that form of incompetence. Since I can't wash anything with my thumb cut open and bleeding, I was having the kitchen trainee in back washing dishes so we wouldn't have to be in there doing that until 2 AM tonight.

Eventually, after I had a screen with six or seven orders on it, the assistant manager started bitching at me about not having the bacon warm enough. She's an absolute control freak and a micro-manager who constantly makes everyone miserable, oftentimes acting like her own personal preferences are actual rules. I explained to her that the smaller pan we usually move bacon into to warm it up was already sent back to be cleaned, as it usually is at this time of night, and she just reiterated that the bacon had to be warmer.

I decided that I'd had enough and just got off the clock and went home. I said I didn't even care if I get a write-up, which I kinda do since I'm a near-flawless employee, but this bitchy badger (sorry for insulting two beautiful animals by comparison) has always strained my nerves and tonight it was just a step too far. Had I not been both miserably ill AND physically injured, I'd just have put up with her for the sake of everyone else I work with.

Worst case scenario is that I get fired from this job I love and have worked at for six years over being bitched at beyond the breaking point on a day where I should both have been sent home sick and was technically not even scheduled to work. The bright side of that is that I'd never have to interact with the asshat manager again, but the downsides are that my only marketable skills are "considerable experience as a fry cook" and "good work ethic", while I otherwise look bad on paper (homeschooled to highschool equivalence with 3.4 GPA and no non-work or non-family friends) and interview pretty terribly regardless of any behaviors I'm in control of (autism). It was a stroke of brilliant luck that I was hired into the chain I was, and it took considerable patience to train me to the point of actual competence and MOSTLY deal with my sperg rage.


ece5a2  No.500084

What emails can I use to sign up for Discord? Fuck I hate this shit.


778a77  No.500090

File: 3620009cb732f41⋯.png (310.14 KB, 1000x6700, 10:67, Woman to Mouse TF Comic.png)

>>499670

Your sarcastic praise fills me with moderate satisfaction. Here, have another.


254c1a  No.505406

File: a4168f1789fd5cf⋯.jpg (27.39 KB, 529x508, 529:508, FB_IMG_1531257708546.jpg)

File: db2636ba06da53f⋯.jpg (29.81 KB, 720x678, 120:113, FB_IMG_1531274007049.jpg)

File: 53bfee445dd73e3⋯.jpg (44.17 KB, 540x778, 270:389, FB_IMG_1531437644527.jpg)

File: bca5f5e447b7e23⋯.jpg (54.13 KB, 809x809, 1:1, FB_IMG_1531444293498.jpg)

So it seems to be a trend with work to have free tickets for a show once a year during summer that they gibe out to their employees. This one I heard sold out under 20 minutes. It's not a band or anything too well known. It's a niche show that I'll be seeing tonight. I'll even be leaving work early to go and see it for work lmao. Still, people are willing to spend 250$ a person for the VIP experience. I just got a plain old ticket but it's okay I guess.


341754  No.505520

File: 64b6e76a0a0a273⋯.jpg (71.7 KB, 679x679, 1:1, 64b6e76a0a0a273107d112ca82….jpg)

I moved across country and certainly miss a few things from my old place. Low humidity that makes even 90F+ feel comfy, CENTRAL AIR, and the privacy of living alone.

Plenty of time to think even with responsibilities. One thing is how you can note the effectiveness of nofap by falling off of it and seeing what happens. How many things appear or resurface.

>>500084

Shit like protonmail works. It's what I use.


fc3673  No.511057

File: fed289a56eb43f3⋯.png (161.99 KB, 326x643, 326:643, 90f5c07a9e256ba4187c3b16a6….png)

>nobody posted last week.

I know it's Friday but come on.


0fe296  No.511202

>>511057

I'm too busy getting /fit/, earning moolah and trolling elsewhere.


a5595d  No.511235

>>505406

>Bomb defused


662d81  No.511335

Trolling and looking up what browsers I could use to disappear from the botnet. Sick of facebook tracking me and want to go full retard on vpns.


ed20f2  No.511350

File: e5d739ed52f88bd⋯.gif (56.12 KB, 361x365, 361:365, bearcry.gif)

Tonight is leg night.


ee99f4  No.513613

File: 127c152f206bfc5⋯.jpg (117.84 KB, 1054x1080, 527:540, FB_IMG_1533165856357.jpg)

File: 53bfee445dd73e3⋯.jpg (44.17 KB, 540x778, 270:389, FB_IMG_1531437644527.jpg)

File: c82e390834fab7e⋯.jpg (35.19 KB, 719x651, 719:651, FB_IMG_1530395728681.jpg)

File: e2cf38d05046106⋯.jpg (199.5 KB, 828x1200, 69:100, FB_IMG_1530383591076.jpg)

I have nothing witty to say.


dd7df0  No.514058

File: 687311de3e24f38⋯.jpg (48.4 KB, 426x597, 142:199, tumblr stand up cover.jpg)

We've reached the peak of comedy.


fc3673  No.518560

File: abdf5030afcd964⋯.jpg (67.73 KB, 960x720, 4:3, 37667215_10156822193112275….jpg)

By the end of the month, children will go back to school and the chans will be in peace once more until christmas


fc3673  No.522581

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

shitposting from the late 2000's about anal hygiene still exist on youtube

Have a good one, /cow/boy. I'll come by next week to shitpost with you if you feel like coming back soon.

man, the friday thread has been lonely these past few weeks


93be95  No.522977

File: 35bb3b3eb9f3b6d⋯.jpg (291.22 KB, 944x1000, 118:125, wizardchan cake.jpg)

>>522581

🤷‍♂️


1e91f0  No.523024

File: 132bd66241aab5d⋯.jpg (219.96 KB, 1440x1080, 4:3, PepeWatchingGood.jpg)

>>514058

>The right has so effectively mocked the left that they have now co-opted humor itself and liberals are distancing themselves from it.


aafdc5  No.523040

File: fcc3ebd35c2f26c⋯.jpg (499.02 KB, 3024x4032, 3:4, 9ALIIv2.jpg)


93be95  No.525933

File: 5ccebe35b3d6dc9⋯.jpg (62 KB, 480x679, 480:679, laughing vore couple.jpg)

>>523040

Wew lad


dd3b86  No.525941

>>523040

The only thing she did wrong was miss.


8f0ef7  No.525945

>>492759

keep em coming guy


fc3673  No.529517

File: 95ff6fa167451e3⋯.jpg (45.33 KB, 702x960, 117:160, 15977672_1073646412747095_….jpg)

benis in bagina

show bobs :DDDDDDD


fc3673  No.529565

File: 0bed131d53fe1b7⋯.png (87.79 KB, 692x1153, 692:1153, 0be.png)

>>522977

>He even censored the cup motif.

Autism.


2168fc  No.529688

SELF MEDICATION


384c32  No.529696

>>492759

What program did you use to make this and what font


6daf94  No.529844

>>522977

>they're insulting him right in his face

>he still tries to be nice to them

He should have slammed the cake into someone's face and flipped the table over, or at least slam the cake with his fist and call his mother a whore. Being a wizard is perfectly fine, but being a fucking mangina isn't.


384c32  No.530063

>>453713

>You will then understand what you've been missing

A foreskin?


cdaffb  No.530064

File: 8a7eed0647d9902⋯.jpg (26.2 KB, 540x960, 9:16, 40424788_2050798808303555_….jpg)

WHOOP WHOOP FAM


30c881  No.530073

>>530064

Literally playing with poop.


384c32  No.530095

>>499925

I'm sure onions/lemons can help clean a cut.


cdaffb  No.530140

File: a2aa4059b889e70⋯.jpg (50.77 KB, 890x1200, 89:120, 40395448_1856761154371221_….jpg)


2168fc  No.530404

F*ck the police


2168fc  No.534541

File: d918cc4d5ff65fb⋯.jpg (106.79 KB, 790x1401, 790:1401, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.jpg)

I feel like I am stuck in the thursday of my life.


30c881  No.534574

>>534541

Today was a fair day. I decided to enjoy it by taking the time to go outside and experience the world. First, I had to get dressed. Second, I had to bring along a lunch and water. Third, I had to walk out the door. I left my home and strolled to the nearest bus stop. At this moment, I felt a large pressure in my abdomen. The pain was severe. To alleviate this agony, I sat down at the bus stop bench. I had no time to spare. I hurriedly released myself as a stream of hot liquid poured out from my inflamed gullet. The pressure was released; however, a person walked behind me and snapped a quick photo. Today was a fair day, indeed.


2168fc  No.534596

File: 4217985555b1890⋯.webm (4.77 MB, 352x198, 16:9, fatty_btfo.webm)


fc3673  No.534731

File: 19b30cefae5f543⋯.jpg (18.1 KB, 331x341, 331:341, 39821864_880980622096212_2….jpg)

Being on vacation feels odd. It feels like I'm forgetting something or something is bound to go wrong. Yet, I don't go back to work until Monday.


384c32  No.534732

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

New overlay, I take it? If i'm late, here's some honorary shit for Terry.


2168fc  No.538558

I've been avoiding the board all week and probably won't come back until next friday if at all. JEWS the only way to turn off the board CSS is to enable JS and not a whole lot of people want to do that considering the pigfarmer and all. Shit makes my headache.


60beec  No.538820

>>538558

But you don't have to disable JS to go back to default /cow/. using the cow.css JEWS posted above works perfectly.


93be95  No.538906

>>538558

You could also use Stylus to load cow.css until Tuesday if you're unwilling to use 8chan's options.

https://github.com/openstyles/stylus


30c881  No.546986

Why isn't this on the front page?


cdaffb  No.546996

File: 477c6b2ed29adf4⋯.jpg (164.51 KB, 856x1024, 107:128, garfield-856x1024.jpg)

WHOOP WHOOP FAM


93be95  No.547000

>>546986

🤷‍♂️


2168fc  No.547002

File: 419862e0dd44736⋯.webm (11.11 MB, 322x240, 161:120, Fry That Chicken.webm)

Weather is changing, and soon it will be autumn in earnest. I wish I had something more to say, however I am wrapped up in my own thoughts. They aren't terribly interesting and so here is some negros merrily shucking and jiving.


30c881  No.547010

>>547002

Is this satire?


30c881  No.547013

>>547002

Is this satire? did this even go through


2168fc  No.547025

File: 4af5423cc1d0c08⋯.webm (1.16 MB, 640x480, 4:3, tenderizing_venison.webm)


30c881  No.547045

>>547025

Fuck those people. They can die in a car wreck.


0bf3f6  No.547332

>>547045

cry about it


2168fc  No.554312

File: 414235d43aa483d⋯.mp4 (10.63 MB, 640x480, 4:3, Francis E Dec.mp4)

Keylime yogurt, yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaa booooooooooooooi.


93be95  No.554661

File: d40541c9e0de4d0⋯.jpg (250.53 KB, 1200x902, 600:451, justice has a price.jpg)

I'm watching the Judge Dredd movies tonight.


2168fc  No.554769

File: 2b33bebab43b290⋯.webm (3.33 MB, 854x480, 427:240, Leeroy Jenkins Ruins the ….webm)

Man I made something to post in response to someone else posting but no one ever showed up. I just plain forgot what I was going to post.

>>554661

/tv/ told me Stallone fucks his daughters.


cdaffb  No.554772

File: d9e37b187178947⋯.png (597.04 KB, 720x669, 240:223, 20180906_203822.png)

Reeereeerrrrrrrreeeeereeeeeee


93be95  No.554775

File: 69809299548afa7⋯.jpg (54 KB, 599x467, 599:467, realistic heaven.jpg)

>>554769

Gross.


2168fc  No.561411

Wew time warp week. It's Sunday and I don't know how I got here.

TBI BANZAI


2168fc  No.568646

File: 13ff43383f25f39⋯.webm (4.66 MB, 640x360, 16:9, SANIC_2FUN4U.webm)

File: f5ee38caafa25ce⋯.mp4 (797.18 KB, 480x480, 1:1, Take_on_me.mp4)

Friday my nippas ooga booga where all da yellow girls at


051c65  No.568712

File: 204dad0ef634868⋯.jpg (454.52 KB, 2560x1440, 16:9, armored-core-hd-wallpapers….jpg)

I've finally have had to to do art stuff again, feelsgreatdude.

Pic unrelated, it's a cool Armored Core wallpaper I found.


051c65  No.568713

>>568712

*Have had time to

Sorry for my -81 IQ


2168fc  No.577424

It's another glorious Friday reporting in from the bunker.

I have nothing to look forward to.


49a821  No.577462

File: ac6ff2277c11e9f⋯.webm (2.92 MB, 320x200, 8:5, Over_The_Top.webm)

File: e26a95a828b8dcb⋯.webm (1.83 MB, 540x306, 30:17, 最‘狂’絶叫計画.webm)

File: 2e643929a25db14⋯.webm (1.82 MB, 320x448, 5:7, dupchinks_btfo.webm)

File: 208c3cd3ba54395⋯.webm (1.75 MB, 480x270, 16:9, 2nukes2little.webm)

Today's activities include waxing the car, pressing the suit, and getting a shave and haircut. Finishing off what is left of the beard and gonna get that babby smooth straight razor shave I haven't had in so long. Vintage tweed 3p I found at goodwill that was probably owned by some dead dude half a century ago but is in my palette and a perfect fit. Waffling on the waistcoat. On the one hand it may come off a little stiff, on the other hand the jacket and shirt casual look might be a little too sloppy for this late in the year.

oh btw someone has a date with his new psyche, can you guess whom?

>>568712

The fact we will never have mecha leaves me with a melancholic feeling. The brutally armed and heavily armored mecha of fiction would collapse under their own weight or be too slow to be anything other than a target for guerilla forces with hand held anti-armor rockets. The use of mecha in space is a feasibility, however the hominid form was optimized for use on the ground. In the complete freedom of movement and orientation that the emptiness of space provides one is left wondering how much of a handicap our own physical form would be compared to the near limitless options that exist within and without gravity wells in the vacuum of space. Instead of exploring the possibilities with our minds and conceiving new and innovative ways to envision the future of technology we are stuck romanticizing the heroic form of human leaping into battle.

And all of this could have been avoided easily had someone simply explained a three century old mathematical principle to the nips.


efb1c9  No.577720

File: 6fd641d3ac5694b⋯.webm (7.86 MB, 480x360, 4:3, Pilotpriest_-_Don't_Forge….webm)

>>554775

Great realistic pic. Miss you Terry

>>577462

smiley?


30c881  No.578164

File: 1ce704e1b159c13⋯.png (1.31 MB, 1023x1023, 1:1, fuck-b.png)

File: a5feafff02767ad⋯.png (1.01 MB, 552x653, 552:653, hank-hill.png)

This kid's probably boning some chick right now. He's giving her the old what's-in-it tonight. Living.


30c881  No.578247

>>578164

Do you all like them beans?


2168fc  No.600265

File: 66b110919c674f8⋯.mp4 (14.65 MB, 480x360, 4:3, Blood_Money.mp4)

Today you were not forgotten /cow/


8d9133  No.600268

Jews did 9/11


2a9feb  No.600277

File: 20974c6df4ff85d⋯.webm (2.83 MB, 640x480, 4:3, LOL_9-11.webm)


2168fc  No.600283

File: a6bb266b6627186⋯.webm (11.95 MB, 854x480, 427:240, 911 Predicted.webm)

>>600268

Big if true


ff8e59  No.614114

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>tfw no skeptical gf to cuddle tonight


662d81  No.614651

I have discovered Reddit has a virginity exchange subreddit. I suspect I could find some pretty good troll bait there if I posted as a chick.

Do I do it?


341754  No.629168

>>614651

Only if you're mentally sound enough to not need to worry about the risk of pretending to be a woman for so long making you want to be a "woman".


2168fc  No.629373

File: bfae8fd9d1b352c⋯.webm (2.03 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, despair.webm)

I remembered to post this week but I can't think of anything to post. The world keeps moving on without me and by the day I find myself growing more distant from humanity.


800f6c  No.629382

File: efc7665e854064d⋯.jpg (78.04 KB, 1272x678, 212:113, Dr Phil You Can't Be White.jpg)

>>629373

That sounds like very basic clinical depression. Depending on what state you live in you can probably get free meds and therapy.


2168fc  No.629397

>>629382

I am thoroughly diagnosed.

Also

>apart


662d81  No.629407

The gaming thread reminded me how much I hate gamers and anime fans. Maybe I'm hitting a mid life crisis or something but I just can't stand that shit any more. It's time to put it all to bed and act like a man, not a manchild.


662d81  No.629412

>>577462

We will see mechs in warfare but they won't be huge weeaboo mechs. They will be power armour used by special forces to fuck shit up and mass produced Counter strike bots. If you're 100% sure the enemy is alone in a cave and don't want to risk a human life you just send in a few bots who clean the place out. If 5 don't work then you send 10. It's likely we will see mecha animals in the near future too. Instead of sniffer dogs we'll have robot dogs who do the same thing. Police will probably have mecha dogs with built in tasers as well. Guy tries to run the dog catches him and keeps him tased.


662d81  No.629415

>>629168

Why would I want to be a woman? They're nothing but fuck holes.

The old trick was to go on craigslist. Arrange to meet with a few different guys in the same location and then wait for them to all turn up. The key is finding a webcam in the area you can watch online. You get to see all these pervs turn up with a boner only to find no ones there.




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