/cow/ - Lolcows

>>116095

Funny story, when they shot that scene the sign actually said 'I hate everyone' and they edited it in post.

Clearly wearing a sandwich board saying 'I hate niggers', even when you're clearly filming a movie, is risky business

That feel when she's out of school but working Friday nights, so you gotta wait till Sunday.

>>123215

>Cuckchan is the new EbaumsWorld

I should be depressed, but that's more like awesome justice than anything else.

>>123215

pls b ironic shitposting

>>123242

i doubt it

>>123308

Don't feel bad , I've got nothing better to do either.

>>115997

I'm a Springfieldfag, I own half the house with the other going with my mother and I'm having fence problems too. Recently bought a house next to a recently built duplex in what a cop as called "one of the worst streets in town". Luckily no assault rifles, but he has been incredibly salty about not owning the part of the fence facing his property (which is too close to our house). Up to trying to use bad surveys to try and prove its his (he buried the real property markers). At this point he probably knows he's going to lose in court (It doesn't help we ended up grabbing a shitty lawyer. Learned more in one day than he could in a year) so now we keep catching him vandalizing it. The other week he used his van to pull out one of the fence poles.

All of this started he started going back on our agreement of the fence (we do what we want with the fence, we mow your duplex's lawns).

>>116006

Last place we lived was an apartment in front of a trailer park, we had to move out because the cockroaches from upstairs and downstairs were flooding in. Mom worked for the landlord doing maintenance work. Landlord fucked us by lying about our rent when doing our taxes, so in reality after all was said and done she paid us less than minimum wage. It's especially funny that she would try to jew us like this because we were one of the only renters who would actually pay our rent, most of the trailer residents just gave excuses and got away with it somehow. The cops would come in frequently searching for people who tried to hide inside of abandoned trailers or the overgrown field separating the two trailer collections. One day we got the marshals all across our yard, story I got was that he evaded getting registered as a sex offender, either way we learned he was a pedo that day. Somehow he didn't say in jail very long because soon he was camped out in our backyard and started stalking my mother for some reason. There was also another old abandoned house that turned out to be a meth lab and it still hasn't really been dealt with after the busting, probably never will be. There are all sorts of problems with that place, the guy who was camping there finally got kicked out (he let some of his methhead buddies break into our old apartment to squat and got caught), and last we heard he remembered my mother exists and is looking for our new address. Fun stuff. Also, the landlord's son kept half of the stray cats that showed up on the property, and it turned into our job to buy food and feed them, so we ended up feeding like eight cats so they wouldn't go to the fast food place next door (they poison their trash).

The new neighborhood is ok, I think our end is lacking in the shittiness, since our neighbors are either nice people, don't care about us, or the old man who owns the building next door. But we've only been here for a couple years.

And this is just my current situation, I could go on and on about the school system, that's a doozy but also a bit more complex because it's not entirely their fault, they just didn't do anything to make it better.

>>123527

God damn that's a lot of WORDS. I meant to type up a slice of shittniess, not hand over a whole goddamn shit pie.

TL;DR: Yes Springfield is shit, I live there. My next door neighbor's landlord of shit and it's the kind of place deadbeats get to stay deadbeats and the people who clean up after them take up the bill.

Fuck the police

She works Friday night's. So it's either this or get drunk alone.

GUISE LOOKS ATS ME IM THE FIDDLY DO CANCER BOO!!!! LOOK AT ME SPREAD BETA TELL SLASH POL THAT THE JEWS ARE COMING TO TEAR THIS PLACE DOWN !!!

>>126460

Self-respect

Do you have any of that, Anon?

>>126470

Wellz, he's here on a Friday night. Take a guess.

#EVERYDAYISFRIDAYINTHESUMMER

#JULLLAAAAYYYYY

>#GREENTEXTINGHASHTAGS#ISHYGDDT

>DOING A BARREL ROLL

>>2932

Story of my life.

LISTEN IDIOT THE ONLY REASON IM ALONE IS BECAUSE I AM TOO RARE TO HAVE ANY CHANCE OF MEETING A LIKE-MINDED INDIVIDUAL YOU PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU

>>126704

Try autphag. He thinks you spergs are the superior species.

let me try something

autphag is an idiot

all of his ideas are flawed on the most basic level

he writes a lot to make a simple point

autism is not a superpower

the jews are not out to get us

he is tumblr level autism

>>126733

Autists are just mildly retarded people who managed to scrape by on the test. So we label them as special snowflakes.

5432…

>>126741

He's watching us

he knows it's bait

but he wants to talk to us

him and his stupid face

his gross brown hair and pale face

>>126760

Oh, right. It's easy to forget that he's here to make friends. Don't know why that is.

>>126733

Let me try something:

Your lower-case, ADD-truncated ramblings have not shown any formidable challenge to me yet, because there's as little to work with as there are neo-cortical neurons in your microcephalic, negroidic skull. Why should I feel threatened?

>>126741

Negroids (eherm, neurotypicals) are just neurological transsexuals without the dysphoria ho score excessively on verbal measures, disguising their idiocy and inflating their whole-scale score.

>>123527

>>123559

A bit late but I hope you can escape soon, anonfriend.

I live in rural Delaware, it's little better here.

Exhibit A (embed related):

Neurotypicals lack consequential reasoning capacity and, consequently, run into frequent legal trouble, only to be deported back to the equatorial nations of their evolutionary origin, and later, make terrible doggerel-rap ditties with badly constructed prose recounting the experience.

Last Friday of the spring.

>>129588

TBH I hope you are forced to rape Chrissy, record it if it comes to it. Imagine the shitstorm at the foxdick farms if a troll raped Chris and uploaded video of it.

>>129590

Sounds like a job for Robbay.

>>129595

Not his style. For starters how is he supposed to get Chris to take the xanax?

>>129601

Chris has made it very easy actually by posting his gay club outings on his Facebook lately. If someone wanted to hypothetically rape Chris all they'd need to do is lurk Impulse until Chris showed up.

>>129505

>>129627

[screams internally]

>>129636

About tree fiddy

>>129636

10 dollars

>>129647

I was assuming they were paid in some kind of drug but I guess they might just be that desperate

>>129651

Paid in tranny hookers. It's totally not gay if he has boobs, right?

GOD HATES FAGS KILL DEGENERATES

I'm not pathetic. It is that bastard Ian who is pathetic

>>132111

Nice trips!

>>131874

I've always thought that the old saying, "Be grateful for what you have, someone else has it worse than you" was a load of shit invented solely to try and convince people who have been fucked over that they haven't been fucked over. But for the first time in my life, I can finally say, with all my heart and soul, that at least I'm not living like this.

>>131874

You can smell the smell of rotting food and shit from here

I hate being alone on Fridays. Going to smoke some hash, take some xanax and chew on some dream root. It's like a little suicide you can wake up from. Trip to heaven and back.

It's Friday

TIME TO PLACE YOUR BETS

BET

COME ON

BET

BET WE AIN'T GOT ALL DAY

BET

BET

BETTING ENDS!

Friday before the 4th!

Do autistic people like fireworks?

>>133844

Judging from wizardchan, yes. Especially when someone gets hurt.

>>133891

They sell 40s in boxes? Awww sheit.

>>133904

There's the rub, though. 40s are for niggers, and niggers aren't willing (or able) to pay for anything.

>>133969

>Implying I buy weed

ayy lmao

>>137030

Friday night wrestling on /cow/? That should be a thing. More gay sweaty man action than any other chan every friGAY night.

>>137030

>>137082

I'm not a fan, but I'd watch it with you guys.

>>137087

Even if you're not a fan, there's some pretty lulz match like this one that you might like to watch.

JUUULLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>137155

2/10. I didn'T know Dr.Who got into real estate.

I'm stuck at work on fridays now.

I just got a job as an IT guy at a local business and…I basically sit on a laptop browsing 8ch and playing steam games all day.

I dont have anything to do unless something in the office breaks. Its pretty rad.

Marijuana firecrackers and taco bell. It's motherfucking Friday!

What should I watch on Netflix?

I got a case of Stella in the fridge, and a computer with Morrowind installed. Looks like my weekend is set.

Just got back from weed and steak and shake with a GIRL. Now I'm going to smoke weed and play the starcraft 2 legacy of the void beta that I paid $40 to preorder and get early access to even though it has no release date because I'm a fucking mark.

>>139668

At least you have a job.

>>139668

Eh, I have money and want to get high but Im trying to stay clean until I find another job.

Hell, im using fake piss for this first drug test coming up because i only stopped smoking a week ago. But if i do get hired Ill just start up again immediately

And my mom will give me a ton of shit if i just walk through the door with a 12 pack of Busch

>>141907

Another week gone by friend.

What have you done in the last seven days?

>>141918

Work, sleep, vidya, IRCautism. The usual

>>141918

Run my own ad agency so getting clients, working on projects, making changes to the site, writing articles for other sites. Working on getting a new accounts person so I don't need to go get clients and I can focus on other shit.

Bought a belt too.

>>141977

Tell us more about the belt

>>141971

I've got a shitload of adderall and xanax. I just don't take them unless I have to, but never hesitate to fill. Some are going bad. Turning to dust. I guess it's snort day. Any advice?

>>141985

Avoid green chunks.

K K K Fine

Sicker than your average nigger killer

Twist nigger’s heads off

Niggers fucking stink niggers and gayers

Chicken wing eating players

Triple K hooligans like Moon Man

Dead right if they head right

Fucking your mom every night

Moon man’s been smooth since days of killing jews

Never lose

Never choose to lynch jews who do something to ___

Sent in an article to TheRightStuff.biz about the Hulk Hogan debacle. Hoping I can set up a patreon soon and get my blogging "career" to take off.

I was pathetic, but then I traded 10 juggalos for a 100 mainstream fans. 100 mainstream fans are priceless.

Fuck cow and it's shitty rules.

>>>/tech/ here.

Microshit is donating 10,000 to non-for-profit orgs, and /tech/ told me to come here and tell you guys to make FSF win.

https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/upgradeyourworld/

>>144607

Using GNU Plus Linux on a Friday night?

God you're pathetic.

>bike 10 miles each way to work every day because i'm poor and dont drive

>bike pops a tire 10 mins from home

>Walk home and fix it

>now its too late for me to get to work on time

>fridays are half days anyway

>work from home and play Terraria all day

Feels good I guess.

Two more weeks until vacation. Then I'll probably be laying on the beech. On my phone. Posting on cow.

>got a steam account for the first time

>took over /scottwilliams/ lel

>now gonna gorge myself

#FAGGOTFRIDAYS

>>144876

Jesus Fuck. That deserves it's own thread. I wonder how many of the people holding up those signs are fakes. I only know one unemployable ex soldier. He's schizophrenic and his wife works at the liquor store. If he had no pride he could get could get charity. Section 8. It's an honorable discharge.

Makes you wonder what the guys who hold up signs did to become ex soldiers when they still have all their limbs, are young and we are still fighting multiple wars oversees.

>>144876

America Is basically one Massive COW.

Look at how fucking fat the veteran is.

psst

It's Friday night, you're all alone, nothing to do. Why not have a good old fashioned Sonic cringefest? There'll be other videos too.

Join the party

https://synchtu.be/r/homortube

I announced to my parents that I'm going to start paying all my own bills, its out of spite for my sister who is 6 years older and doesn't pay for a goddamn thing

>>151210

beautiful

>>151290

This isn't the wizard thread.

It's my birthday!

One day while Candy was masturbating, Bones got bone. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Candy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Candy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Bones too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Bones: "Candy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Candy: "Oh Thermite Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Bones grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head. Bones: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Bones then stuffed his head up into Candy's tight ass! The other spergs around the room watched intently as Bones shoved his skull back and forth into Candy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other spergs also became aroused and they all gathered around Bones and Candy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Candy: "Oh my goodness, bony Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your tibia is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other spergs became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Bones completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Candy's nice round ass. Candy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the spergss went inside of poor squirming Candy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. JEVVS came inside and found Candy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of aspergers.

Happy friday!

>>94613

Is that a white fat man laying down with a blue shirt on sand and the sea if full of cocaine?

>>153911

I'm so fucking spooked right now. There better not be skeletons in my closet getting ready to ruin my friday night.

my boss at work asked me what I was doing this weekend, I said Im boring and had a dentist appointment. he's like 50 and does more interesting shit that me

Moleman9000 is back, rev up those VPNs.

The JEVVS' eyes went wide in surprise as gaben began unbuttoning his mariachi costume, which fell into a pile of tacos at his feet.

"Oy gevalt!" JEVVS exclaimed, mesmerized by the ten millimeters that had begun to harden before him. "It could take me all night," the young semite said provocatively, flashing his racial superior an innocent grin.

"YOU THE PERSON ARE REQUIRED TO SUBMIT" Captain Gabeno said, stepping out of his pants and placing his hands on the well-toned shoulders of his bully, gently massaging the golden coins that covered his body. With a grin, he then pushed down on the heeb's shoulders, gently forcing The Lusty Cyberbully Maid to his knees.

"THAT MAKE IS A JOKE" Gabriel Navarro said, moving his semi-erect burrito up to the drooling lips of that evil swindling sadistic kike cyberbully. His hands moved to the back of his head as he spread his legs slightly.[br][br]

Not seeing any other way out of this situation, The JEVVS finally gave in, opening his lips slightly, allowing the head of her BRILLIANT BOY's most private of parts to slide into his warm, moist mouth. Using his long, forked tongue, the FELONOIOUS KIKE navigated Gabbeno Sbarro's member past his sharp teeth and further into his nose, massaging it gently as he did so.

After about six millimeters of the member had been inserted into his mouth, The Cyberbully began sucking gently, extracting several drops of tequila, which he swallowed almost eagerly.

The Mexican moaned out in pleasure, his ten millimeters swelling into a full erection in the hot confines of the Cyberbully leader's mouth. "WHAT YOU ARE DOING IS EROTIC. YO SOY AROUSED AYAYAY!."

After a few moments The Lusty semetic Maid felt the grip on his head loosen, allowing him to begin slowly bobbing his jewsnout against the hard length, allowing the member to almost escape his nostril before going back down. Each time, the BULLY took a little bit more of the length into his muzzle, and each time, The mexican's groaning became more prominent.

Suddenly, Gaben Bizzarro's grip tightened, and he forcefully shoved his entire length into the young kike's mouth, making him deep throat the large cock. Forcing heimself not to gag, The CYBER CRIMINAL closed his eyes and continued to massage the cock with his jew probiscuis.

>>156794

Autodeletes the first posts in a thread so it won't get bumplocked.

>>156900

I thought that was a cum tribute at first glance.

im chatting with hot babes on okcupid

r8 and h8 my profile http://www.okcupid.com/profile/AgentChaos95?cf=profile

>>160030

Armored Core 2 where Wheredog rekts me every time. Maybe I continue Shadowrun Hong Kong.

Probably gonna play me some VIP Mario

Embed related

ATTENTION GAYLORDS AND MILITIA MEN

I just paid $60 to have two top ads and one bottom ad for all of 9/11.

One to assravage a hobbit, one to raise awareness of a more stubborn result of Les Enfants Autismique, and one just to fucking celebrate the fact that it's

GOOD OLD 9/11

>>163956

This is beautifully autistic

>>163957

what image are they?

Can someone explain what "alone on a friday night" was? it was mentioned in the cultural heritage/gary gears thread.

MY FUCKING EYES

This is such a delightful theme. Very fitting of chan culture. I should know, I'm an expert on such matters.

NOW IN TECHNICOLOR

HAPPY FRIDAY BIRTHDAY /cow/

BRB SEISURE

>>81535

*お医者さん

>>163957

congrats

So what was the original post >>1 that no longer exists?

>>164382

Some shitpost that Candy made.

>Tfw my Chris Chan bodypillow is still in the mail

Shit. Couldn't sleep last night and now I've got a stomach ache and have to drive for several hours to do some occult shit with the girlfriend. It's primarily an excuse to get together with some friends in a park. Kill me, it's Friday.

Thing is actually pretty autistic. Maybe I can get it delayed a day. Not sure why it has to be the Sabbath. Bunch of supernatural fans making a tulpa… In a park full of homeless people. Yay.

Don't date younger woman.

>>167680

Anyone want documentation of the autistic gathering? Sometimes called dream root is involved. Damn cwc fans. What the fuck am I taking?

Friday,bloody Friday.

>>167682

Please do

>>167682

If you can create some audio/visual media of it, sure. If you're just hunting for excuse to blogpost, then fuck off.

>>167680

Surely you can do better than some crazy chick who thinks she's a Satanist or something.

https://soundcloud.com/massappealrecs/run-the-jewels-oh-my-darling-dont-meow-just-blaze-remix/s-ONTVq

>>167840

Was going to take video, but it's called off due to rain. We took the drugs anyway. No she doesn't think she's a Satanist. It was just an experiment in group hysteria by us on some very willing subjects. You could sort of call it "trolling" for science.

Experiment called off due to rain. On to the next.

>>167980

Oh, and it was the tulpa thing. Read the wizardchan thread. I was going to troll the wizards with our group experiment. Sort of a two for one. We get people to make a "tulpa" as an experiment in group hysteria. One of us pushing the group narrative. Steering them to a specific belief. That we had created something beyond our ability to control. At the end of the night we'd have let them know it was a prank. I'm not entirely certain it would have worked. That's the fun of it. Or would have been.

>>167980

Where are you from?

>>167992

Missouri.

>>167995

Ah Missouri I live just close enough to exploit the blue laws but dislike everything else.

>>168023

Kansas city? Kansas city Kansas has plenty to despise. Anyway, Peanut next Friday?

P.s. I can't believe I nearly got power worded out of trolling wizard chan as a bonus to my little experiment. Not that it would have been that big of a deal, mind you. Storm ruined it anyway. Should have had a contingency. An abandoned church or something. Then the storm passing through could have aided our scheme. Added a little atmosphere.

No matter. I should just take it as two lessons learned. One, if you've acted like a faggot in the past and you're plan involves pretending to be a faggot - without getting called out for it, then you better clear it with the people you've acted like a faggot to. # 2, always have a contingency when planning an outdoor event in Missouri. The plan was to go meet in town and drive to some park ok the outskirts that wouldn't kick us out for being in it too late, basically the woods. Spooky woods at night, but like with the Blair Witch project we wouldn't actually be far from a civilization. Did you know that you can see a McDonald's in the background of that movie at times? It's basically an illusion. "The woods" in a city.

>>170924

I thought your mother didn't let you have booze anymore, Taxman!

>>170951

Don't deadname her!

>>173021

Bernie is such a retard.

t.

-Vermont

>>174830

can't tell if he's snipped or not from that pic. any help?

>>174877

Looks like he isn't. Why are you so worried about Beiber's dick bro?

>>174877

…

also FRIDAY

http://cytu.be/r/ncr

Watching Evil Dead 1 and 2 soon

>>174939

are kiwifags banned on sight?

>>174939

im not watching unless there are no kiwifags

I'm sick. So I have to spend this Friday alone. In bed watching cartoons and reading. I'm out of books. What do wizards do?

>>174941

>>174942

Moopie started. Never saw any kiwifags in this or any other streams.

>>174942

We have a special forcefield that repels pedophile hobbits and assmad illegal aliens.

>>174958

Well her mom does refer to me as her favorite little Jewish boy. So both work.

>>174954

Its a big bar of soap, and a bucket of clean water.

>>91545

>SONIC 06 WAS DESIGNED BY A THINK-TANK OF FREEMASONS

I knew I wasn't the only one

>>148142

He probably had a surgery or two and his hair is likely dyed these days. But it's obvious he ages well, it comes with having a babyface when young. He always looked younger than he really was and still does now.

>>156938

95? You look like you're over 30. Rough life?

Anyone want to go the Peanut and watch Game 1 of the ALCS? I'll buy the first round of beer!

Remember, /cow/ anons:

You're a winner. You're #1 and don't you ever forget it. Now go out there and show 'em who's boss.

>>176418

I want a torrent of this book NAO

Anyone know of any good lolcow related movies to watch while cross faded? Maybe something about conspiracy theorists.

>>176520

You should drop acid and watch REDLINE!

>>115977

BlackNerdComedy funny?

>>176418

"You shall not make fun of autism"

It's Friday. Time for Moonman

>>176765

The realist cracka I no!

>>177914

I pray it's not.

>>177914

I did some quick fact-checking and no, it's not.

One of the reply threads: https://twitter.com/MegamanDX/status/657650191122624512

Can't stump the trump!!!

happy friday /cow/

Why is the Kiwisperg thread bumplocked

>not watching Spooky movies on a Halloween eve

God you're pathetic

https://cytu.be/r/ncr

>>179435

FUCK OFF LITTLE SKELETON MAN

>>179435

Fuck off little skeleton man.

Happy Friday cowboys

>>180874

I am actually not a hue monkey. Thats the magic of KC/int for you.

>>180881

>Also, the fatty is the creator of Dogola.

So he's the guy who saved czechdog.jpg from /int/ circa 2009 and uploaded it to 55chan?

>>180881

That MtF furry tranny thing was from Brazil?

>>180916

>perhaps instead of maybe

>>180881

lel, I remember this fag from 4/x/.

Happy Friday the 13th, niggas!

>>180916

> lion tranny

> doesn't shave off mane

> complains when people can tell he's not a woman

Top fucking kek, it's like he's deliberately doing this as a parody of trannies.

How's Rob doing?

I hate actually being alone on the weekend. Without a date to eat out with or cook for me I'm starving and bored. How do you live like this?

>>184446

I'm here, friend.

What are you up to tonight?

>>184455

Drinking vodka and beer and playing vidya. A good night. You?

>>184458

Sketched & practiced a bit before proceeding to spend the rest of my time shitposting between vidya as well.

Not bad actually.

>>184471

You ain't pathetic man.

I just spent the past 40+ minutes typing out and rewriting 2 posts because I type too much.

One of which was on why I've developed a seething hatred for my Dad lately I've been having a hard time hiding (basically just always tells me I'm wrong instead of refuting what I say and I realized he's a fucking lie that I looked up to for so long.)

Now that's pathetic.

Also ain't nothing wrong with vidya OST's, some of those songs make great background noise due to having to loop by nature.

I do it all the time myself, hell I'm listening to this right now.

>>184500

hey what program did u use to take all those screenies?

>>184504

Was just print screen, I use tweetdeck though to help organize my accounts though.

fuck this week all this 8chan drama stress me out idk why but im sick of /b/ i think ill just fuck around on /cow/ from now on

happy friday

How's everyone doing?

>>184477

TEAM DISCOVERY CHANNEL

It seems every Friday I am more autistic than the Friday before. Anyone else?

>>153863

What do singles do to it?

>>153863

/hebe/, because no one wants to be visited by them.

>>194640

Man that tie looks really bad on him on the right.

I went to return my girlfriend to college for the semester on Tuesday and got trapped at her parents farm by the weather. It's Friday already? Soon we will be down to smoking resin and licking ashtrays.

Anyone know how to pick a gun safe? I just want it to be over.

This must be what it feels like to be a wizard.

>>116002

>eating cocaine from his brothers butt

>his brothers butt

Nigga............you gay.......and ded

I dunno how many of you watch jim, but he dredged up another inbred retard from twitter. I didn't know special ed classes had twitter or youtube access

>>173374

Has she gonna full muharrasmuhnt soggyknees yet?

>>173021

The irony is that sanders is the corporate version of liberal politics, just like rage against

refresh rebump bread

Jokes on you I'm hanging out with my friend for once on a Friday.

We're probably just going to get high and make a run to White Castle.

I'm reading about the Korean military ranks and playing Summon Night 2, yeah, life's good. The only problem is the heat, fuck Summer.

>>200813

>Chris Christie will never be president

bump its that day again

>>200918

Playing Rock Band 4

>>200842

fucking dying.

Happy Friday from America's East coast

>>202227

Lucky. Mines double majoring and spending the weekend burning out. One of her professor's got sick so instead of class he just posted everything online and assigned it as homework. She's confused as fuck and I'm no help. So I'm drinking alone. And who knows what extra shit today is going to rain on her ass. It's the third time she's switched majors. I can practically smell the smoke.