Meta Thread
Welcome to /cow/! This board concerns lolcows, or fools who are unwittingly funny or can be goaded into being funny. We document, archive and laugh at the weirdness of the internet.
/cow/ has it's own purpose and ethos independent of the rest of 8chan. If you're coming from /baphomet/, note that /cow/ isn't a random board, so new threads must be about lolcows. If you're coming from /sp/, /int/, or /icup/, please keep cross-board shenanigans in this thread. If you're coming from the Kiwi Farms, please read the current Kiwi or Null General first. If you're coming from ED, please read >>9500 first. If you have any suggestions, banners, CSS, or board assets to share, please post them here.
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Board information for oldfags
1. SpacePirate closed n0chan because he was tired of paying for it.
2. Homor, introman, Mujahideen911 and I are /cow/'s volunteers. Anything illegal violates 8chan's global rule and thus can be handled by global moderators.
3. The board is being indexed by Google, so oldfags and lolcows should find us eventually.
4. #/cow/ on Rizon is the "official" IRC channel, but most chatting is currently in #ncr.
Downtown Brown
Howdy!
You might know me by know, but if you don't that's going to change. I'm one of the "volunteers" for /pig/, but my administrative work is in co-founding many of the iterations of /pig/ since 2012. I'm a background character who rose to fame for noting the Philadelphia trans scene in 2011-2012. Some of my work can be seen in these ED articles: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Ahuviya_Harel and considered my "magnus opus" this character, https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Robert_Wayne_Stiles .
As /pig/ has grown from a small board of about 20-40 regulars to about 160-250 UID users on a big network(8ch). We've been having some growing pains with users not understanding the purpose of /pig/. Not to be patronizing but the rules are quite simple and people still don't understand their purpose.
In a quest to better /pig/ and with a full staff consensus - we're making changes. Here are some of these changes in an easily understood format for our blue puzzle piece userbase:
1. Locking and deleting threads of people/fanbases who are only mildly interesting. I.E. stupid youtube critics who have a post or two of funny cocks, but the thread is 100's of post long.
2. Starting to mass ban people who decide to bump threads that have had no activity for months with extremely low effort posting or reaction images. It doesn't add to the discussion and messes with the board flow.
3. Users who shit up threads will be banned now. The old /pig/ pre-8chan could deal with one or two wacked out users, but it just doesn't work on 8chan.
4. Keep your board specific autism on that board. This is a big problem with /pol/ users who post low effort posts and le merchant maymay's every post. I don't care about your views but your shitty posting style. Check out TRVdante for how to be a contributing member of /pig/ while having aspergers and being part of the meme-reich.
5. Contact us if you have a proposal or see a trend that should be noted.
Meta thread is hardly read and I'm making this thread to ask the user-base for their input.
Lolcow Introduction
Welcome new users, I thought it might be a good idea to make a general thread advertising the various lolcows and current status:- Christian Weston Chandler:
You've all probably heard about it at some point in time. He's an unemployee "high functioning" autistic who has recently become a tomgirl (a tranny without the homosexual tendencies apparently). He's become well known on the internet for numerous attempts to get a "sweetheart" (girlfriend) via methods such as making signs advertising himself in malls and for continuing to shill his Sonic OC known as Sonichu. Chris was a very crazy individual and a lot of what we know about him came from groups of trolls either pretending to be his girlfriend or pretending to be real life villains out to ruin Chris's life. He lives with his oldass overbearing and possibly incestous mother. Recently, Chris has a become depressing due to the bleak reality of his future with little education, no job, and no real social skills. Not to mention he has lost his father relatively recently. Its important to remember that as funny and crazy as Chris is, he is still a human being. Said human being has suddenly taken an interest in social justice (shitty activism for teenagers) and advocates for lesbian rights or some shit. Read more about him here:
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Main_Page
At this point, Chris just isn't really funny to troll anymore and only the most diehard (or possibly autistic) of trolls are trying to milk cocks out of him now. His story has become bleak and depressing rather than clownish and surreal as it used to be.
brit boat vote
brits are letting people vote on what they name their new boat, we gotta put something better up
7 years of making my videos on youtube
and this is video 421 yes in just 7 years.
tou must see them all
Tumblr True Crime Blogs/Columbiners
A lesser-known/observed part of Tumblr, probably because of how relatively tight-knit the community is. Various bloggers on Tumblr have an unusual fascination with "true crime" - particularly the Columbine shooters Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris, Dylann Roof, some serial killers and mass murderers of late (a more recent example being Richard Ramirez) being noteworthy examples. These blogs range from informative (being micro-documentaries of various factoids and pictures of the crimes), to humorous (to the point where the community has its own memes), to downright disturbing (some of these people, particularly the Columbiners, are borderline obsessed with their subjects - knowing almost every available detail about their personal lives and the events leading up to the shooting).
Being interested in the subject of crime and wanting to know more about the nature behind shootings as well as the motives behind them, I was curious to see what these blogs were like. I was surprised to find out that most of them were run by underage girls and boys, and to see Klebold and Harris in a much more humanistic light than almost any other account shows them in. I'll spare you my personal thoughts, but with Sue Klebold's recent appearance on 20/20 these blogs have been surging and resurging. I thought true crime was just a niche hobby/interest on Tumblr but it seems their numbers are larger than I thought. Enough civility, have some pics.
Triggered tranny Bern victim lashes out at Trump supporter, new meme material
The incident:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjbAs5F_bYY
His facebook:
https://www.facebook.com/judelucas1994?fref=nf
His Jewtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDxn_aEmPtUevFJb9bR2wGg
Original /pol/ threads:
https://8ch.net/pol/res/5471549.html#5478509
https://8ch.net/pol/res/5480069.html#5480310
First Carl the Cuck and AIDs Skrillex, now this, Princess Pinko. Meme it.
GoAnimate!
Okay, /cow/, how do feel about this? I know you guys may have discussed this but I was generally interested. The video I am posting right now is of an animator named Harry Patridge, who often posts animations on YT and has quite a lot of skill even if his humor is hit and miss at time. But, he is not the real subject.
The real "lolcow" are the users of GoAnimate. For those who don't know or have no awkward teenaged siblings or cousins to introduce to it, it's a web app that allows you to "animate" and you can make videos fairly fast with it. If interested, you should look at the comment section. You would notice a massive amount of cancer and trolls.
Francois Rapiste
The julay is aflowin' over on /pol/, friendos. pls come
>>>/pol/res/5492021.html
http://bo*ards.4chan.org/pol/thread/68326000
Wizards
What happened to our wizchan thread? There is a lot of potential there.
https://wizchan.org/wiz/res/30538.html
https://wizchan.org/wiz/res/32457.html
https://wizchan.org/wiz/res/31129.html
And they are so easy to troll that you have to copy paste those links.
New SJW general
Since there doesn't seem to be an active one right now, might as well start fresh. I'll kick things off with the case of Melissa Click. For those of you who don't know her, she's a journalism professor at the University of Missouri. She caused a bit of a stir recently when she tried to keep student journalists from covering a protest of what they perceived to be the school's racism.
What makes this interesting is the fact that she used to same tactics that tumblrinas use, only IRL. Not only did it backfire (she's currently facing assault charges), but every major news outlet has picked up the story. Thus, all of America can now see SJW tactics for themselves.
Also at the same rally, the school's Assistant Director of Greek Life, Jenna Basler, is seen using the same tactics. (vid related)
/cow/ vs. Kiwis
Serious talk: Why do you guys hate Kiwi Farms so much?
Like all online communities there are some good and bad things but overall it's a good site (despite most of its members being really REALLY weird people).
Why do I see in almost every thread here people shitalking about Kiwis? Is this pure hate or childish jealousy?
inb4 go away Null
Devon Sweeney
Hang on to your sides, gentlemen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u7Ji_MdabU
Was this your doing?
John flynynt aka Brianna Wu (GOTY Developer)
https://mobile.twitter.com/SuperNerdJohn/status/700336715584663552
Last thread here
Deviantart finds.
We reañly need new targets, Holy shit /cow/, do you remember this insane pedophile?, previously going by "Sinister serpent" He deleted all his pics just because some dumb shit some guy on /christian/ said and now makes shitty paint-made "satanic" pics.
Fell free to share some other freaks you have found on DA.
Peter Coffin Thread 148: #SJGate Edition, Could this Be the Coffinpocalypse?
Apparently, Peter pissed off trannies again on Twitter. He then went into a Twitter sperg-out eventually coining the hashtag #sjgate to describe the persecution of him and his fat spic butt buddy Izzy Galvez by the evil Twitter trannies. Truly this was far worse than GamerGate x 10,000. Here's the sperging:
This has lead to even more evil tranny harassment including the hashtag being used to mock him:
https://twitter.com/hashtag/sjgate?src=hash
Could this be the end of Peter Coffin Social Justice Warrior? Will he jump off of a bridge with his cock shoved in his sex doll? Will his Patreon bux finally run out? Stay tuned for this and more cringe worthy misadventures from everyone's least favorite failed YouTube e-celeb girlfriend inventor!
Jerry "Lily" Peet #9: Cameron Doppler = GOD
PREVIOUS THREAD:
Short Summary
Jerry Peet used to be an unoriginal and unfunny zero punctuation/movieblob knockoff. Now he's a batshit insane transgender brony feminist with an ego the size of 12 moviebobs, and he is quickly finding himself on the road to being a shuddercow.
Be it faking pedophile girlfriends to insult his friends behind their back (then threatening to beat their wife afterwards), writing child molestation fanfiction, publicizing it for months and then hurriedly taking it down when the people other than his brain-dead audience discover it, or supposedly planting CP on some dudes laptop to try and frame them as an evil 4channer for having goatse in their images folder, Jerry's degeneracy knows seemingly no bounds.
The notoriety came at a price, however: Ben Garrison is out for his pedojew head, and his brother Cameron Doppler wants to take him down in court.
PREVIOUSLY ON THE LAST THREAD
>Deleted the stockholm wikia after it was used against him (Gee, I wonder why.)
>FNGR spergs out…. again
>Jerry spergs out about Horse News reporting some tranny horsefuckers complaining that an episode of MLP was transphobic. It backfired and now Horse News has taken an interest in his bullshit
>Sargon of Akkad has discovered Jerry's antics through a response video to the above by one of FNGR's five friends
>Jerry is now trying to julay RWBY and Steven Universe fans dry after Hasbro sent manual copyright takedown notices on his videos
>Raised $1600 on gofundme for a new gaming PC, only then to spend $120 on a budget pc for one of his friends
>Cameron Doppler (Jerry's brother) fucking DESTROYE D Jerry so hard that he had to wish he died in the navy in response. Upon contacting Cameron, he's displayed an interest into taking Jerry to court.
>Makes a video about how freedom is "empty philosophy" and would rather live under tyranny than die for freedom
>Rants on about how Huniepop, a match 3 game with sex, is a disgusting misogyny simulator for theredpill users who believe tsundere women are submissive, and that if you have any form of humanity you should never play it
>Cameron DESTROYE D him AGAIN
>Did a livestream in which he failed to shave his moustache, agreed with One World Government, tried insulting the guy whose wife he threatened to beat for the umpteenth time, had to google a suplex, and then had to cut the stream short when people spammed "BEN GARRISON WILL RETURN" in the chat
>Appeared in a TF2/MLP crossover animation starring numerous horsefucker e-celebs
>One anon reported that Jerry had planted CP on their laptop during high school to try and frame him as what Jerry believed was the average 4chan user (https://ghostbin.com/paste/hen9y)
http://jerry-peet-nsfw.tumblr.com/ (pretty much kill, password needed)
https://www.youtube.com/user/Bhalspawn
https://www.patreon.com/Valkyrstudios?ty=h
https://www.youtube.com/user/Ripsdowny/videos (Kill)
http://stockholm.wikia.com/wiki/Stockholm_Wikia (Kill as of Dec 3, 2015)
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Creator/JerryPeet
https://www.youtube.com/user/RVIGaming/videos
Use archive.is and keep adblock on when visiting any of the above. If a video is released, save it asap and convert it to WebM, because Jerry is prone to deleting shit that can be used against him very quickly
Also, ALL tumblr links will require a tumblr account, as jerry enabled a new privacy setting on his tumblr. You will have to archive REBLOGS of jerry's posts and link them alongside the original
http://www.dailymotion.com/Slanderousarchive (/cow/ archive of Jerry's old videos)
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x32w1iy_wwe-2k15-jerry-peet-vs-ben-garrison_fun (Ben VS Jerry)
@_icze4r
Do we have anything about @_icze4r ?
Is that a guy/girl or another tranny?
Whats with him sperging over twitter all day long?
Autistic fandoms general
Taking inspiration from the trannyformers discussion in >>171935 post every close encounter with dumbshit fandoms you've experienced.
Mlp, autisim time, tumblrtale, weekend at bernies, everything goes.
ForNoGoodReason
This guy has been sperging out on both the current and last Jerry Peet threads to the point where he's become even more pathetic than peet.
For the 99.99% who don't know who the fuck FNGR is, he is a horsefucker analyst who also runs a desperate plea for attention known as "King of limbo", a podcast where he invites people to talk about random shit.
He's convinced that anyone whose says or does anything stupid is merely pretending and that they're a troll rather than just legitimately being retarded. (Including the likes of Sarah Nyberg and Jerry Peet.)
FNGR got highly offended at being called a "moron" and started posting on the Jerry peet threads, advertising his videos and demanding that people go onto his podcast to fight him. He also dropped his supposed hatred of Jerry in favor of trying to stop the evil 8channers.
Hilarity continued when a video was discovered of him declaring that SJW's don't exist because he couldn't find any results for "SJW convention" on google.
He eventually managed to get himself banned and sent an appeal to the admin, stating that he "doesn't need your shitty sight" ….A promise he failed to keep, because by the next thread he went back to ramble some more even after his demand for someone on his podcast was satisfied because they were late due to illness.
Sperging from thread #7:
Sperging from thread #8:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0OI96IWL8ysqZVXiCAu2ww/about
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNEV19174slz-HThIQ0NQ-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNRENmZwaPo (the video where he "proves" SJW's don't exist)
https://www.patreon.com/Magog?ty=h&alert=1
http://fornogr.deviantart.com/
https://www.tumblr.com/login?redirect_to=%2Fblog%2Ff-n-g-r (tumblr account required)
03bgood/Blake Good
03bgood is a basket case and a cow filled to the brim with milk.
>autistic
>in mid 20's, lives with parents
>no job
>blames all of his misfortunes on "cyberbullies" and the president
>thinks that he was born a girl he wouldn't be bullied and/or have autism
>attempted to create a cartoon called "the power of four" in similar vein to MrEnter's dead on arrival cartoon
>one of those "animation fandom" and MrEnter fanboys that believes all cartoons should teach morals
>hates the show "the oblongs" to an insane degree because "the bullies never get punished"
>nintendo fanboy
>has a vidya collection comparable to CWC's, still complains that europe and japan come out with one or two more virtual console games more frequently than in the us
>frequently posts on ign and goes apeshit every time he his banned
>pretty active on facebook, bitches about everything to a comical degree
His facebook can be found here:
https://www.facebook.com/03bgood
As far as I know, he also goes by "03bgood" on most sites as well.
A user named "Clay Claymore" (who is probably a kiwisperg, sadly) has made 8 or 9 videos on him that also document his insanity. One of these is attached to the post.
Also, some cocks from his facebook.
Youtube Commentators
I recently stumbled across two of them apparently just had huge slap fight over there the PS4, which was kicked off by embed related. These are there channels, and a playlist of their little spat:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCris43xltb74b-9XhJwgxTA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14G-4349-zk
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLmB7FefE2An6EsQWJ-EwIQCim-SY5zmAO)
Their little feud seems to have calmed down a bit, but after a bit of digging I found a small community of these people, each one less self-aware than the last.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyViq8WkVhU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RH6TOS_-kg
/watch?v=3U6EQCBvOS0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CoHpRjP-uU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtXnEldGdjY
Anyway, this is just what I've found. If you find any other interesting ones, post them.
Andrew Dobson
Dobson endorsing Pillowfort because tumblr is too triggering
Yes /cow/ you read that right. Tumblr not a big enough safe place for Dobson.
Timothy Robert "Timbox" McKenzie
Underrated cow.
There's a thread for him on Kiwifarms, and I've seen posts about him scattered elsewhere.
Confirmed autist, pushing 30 if not already there, working presumably blue collar, and living with mama in a shitshack in Connecticut. Videos range from fucking hilarious to downright bloodcurdling.
This video pretty much sums him up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRoaQdXnUU4
A huge fan of 90's CN 'toon Dexter's Laboratory, this cow often bloviates about his dream of making a film entitled "Dexter's Odyssey": some ungodly hodgepodge of his autistic obsession with dinosaurs and a crappy old cartoon.
Old channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/bobtherbuf/featured
New channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/timboxmckenzie
DeviantArt: http://timbox129.deviantart.com/
tumblr: http://timboxreloaded.tumblr.com/
According to a recent tumblr post, he's apparently been discussed here of late.
Maoist Rebel News/Jason Unruhe
Is it worth having a thread about the self proclaimed "No. 1 Marxist on Youtube"?
>Pro Cuba
>Pro Maoist China
>Pro Stalinist Soviet
>Maoist Communist
>Feminist
>SJW
>Weeabo
>So fat that he sounds out of breath
>Neckbeard
>Wears a military uniform despite being presumably never having done any physical labour
>Makes hours long videos where he interprets vidya games from a communist perspective
>Have had fewds with /leftypol/
>Makes long youtube videos where he responds to comments in a buthurt fasion
>Has an ego the size of his body
I just found the #BLM version of CWC.
>aspien one standard page history
>aspien childish drawn
Nostalgia Chick & ToddinShadows
Nostalgia Chick(Lindsay Ellis)
A girl from a backwards hick town, raised herself on Tumblr, where she learnt everything about the real world, eventually yearning for the day she could move to the big city and fuck minorities.
ToddintheShadows
Former Music Student, Beta Male, until sweeped up by Tumblr Graduate Lindsay, where she sucked out his soul through his cock, now he is alone, broken and omega-tier. And listens through the bedroom walls as Lindsay gets rammed.
Phil fish of movies?
The Director of CISbusters is having a mental breakdown on twitter. He crying misogyny and Cyber bullying to any valid criticism. He looking like a Josh trank 2.0 if not a new phil fish.
TRVDante Why is he such an Autistic Faggot?
The TRS forums are in a bit of an uproar; and most of it has to do with how faggots want us to accept them into our political paradigm. One of the spergiest stars of this is Dante; who is not only a vidya obsessed fuck; but also a ginger faggot who admits to being attracted to men as well as being in a relationship with one.
https://forum.therightstuff.biz/topic/5862/serious-business-thread-trs-pozed
Where they sperged out over him being made an admin; and he still spills salt.
https://forum.therightstuff.biz/topic/4895/poll-should-open-homosexuals-be-accepted-in-the-alt-righ
Where he spegs out over a banned user at the end of a long argument amongst the TRS userbase over whether or not to accept fags in their ranks.
And I know you lurk around here, faggot! Come get you some!
Can we predict the next autistic fad?
http://blog.centerforautism.com/2011/02/01/whats-the-deal-with-autistic-kids-and-thomas-tank-engine/
This article deals with the fascination of autistic Kids with Thomas the Tank Engine. What it boils down to are 7 concrete reasons why autistic children like that show from the depths of the uncanny valley:
>1: The most obvious, well-known (maybe even a little stereotypical?) reason why children with autism love Thomas the Tank—their obsession with trains.
>2: The lining up of things. Since children with autism like to line things up, this must be why they love Thomas the Tank Engine.
>3: The trains fall, crash and get smashed—apparently very fascinating to children with autism. The crash scenes in Thomas the Tank are especially appealing because the action is clear and easy to follow. They can easily re-enact the action scenes at home.
>4: Lack of emotional display. Autistic children relate well to the emotional displays of Thomas the Tank Engine characters. The characters don’t actively talk and their faces are always still. When they do show emotion, it is often exaggerated and set on their faces for a period of time.
>5: Concrete emotions. Their emotions are not confusing. The characters are either happy, angry, surprised, tired, scared, or embarrassed. There is nothing in between.
>6: Comprehensive role playing. The class wars that take place between the higher order passenger trains and the lower order freight trains appeal to children with autism because it helps them role play with empathy, triumph, and frustration.
>7: No chaos. The background and scenery are always still, which allows for less distraction and more focus on the main picture.
Of these 7 criteria only 5 are relevant. I will apply them on one staple of autistic obsession in the next 3 posts.
JE
jsselwood.tumblr.com/
jessicaelwood.deviantart.com/
>furfag who is also a camwhore
>gets naked during drawing streams.
>has macromastia.
>beaner
>openly talks about how much she loves the dick and being degraded.
How is possible there isn't a thread about this lolcow?
LowtierGod
Power word: Dale Sparrow/Daluan Sparrow
Aka: BlackDSP
Dale/LowtierGod is a schmuck in the fighting game scene and Youtube. He is known to rage quit when he loses to certain characters, acting like a baby. Dale's mostly making fun of a pro-player that called him out, and losing to said pro-player in some matches (see the video). To this day, he's still acting like a retard, getting trolled by people.
Other shit he's done:
>Got banned on X-Box Live more than 5 times because he gets reported for rage quitting and berating people. He brags about it like a faggot.
>Made fun of disabled pro-player Brolylegs who beat him in an online match (Broly is a tourney player who is known for his Chun-Li). Dale Still picks fights with people, and cries when people put him in his place.
>Has a fitness channel that's a joke. He only works on his arms, and his policy is "no legs." He doesn't even do his routine and exercises correctly.
>Jerks off to animal torture, and laughs about it on Facebook.
>Uses the b'awwwwlock button if you upset him (hint: make fun of him without using any racism if he promotes anything. It throws him off). Now he's trying to flag videos like DSP.
He didn't act up when he entered last year's Evo because he probably knew everyone would beat the living shit out of him if he caused any trouble (and it didn't help that he barely made it to qualifiers either).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gvIf_xWnG4 - Korean player Infiltration makes fun of Dale on Twitch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovb54RAiHBE - Telling his girlfriend to shut up . It was probably fake, but you can see his butt-hurt when he loses.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q-EK_34TwQ - Dale getting slapped by a decent player.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2Pez6BEF84 - This is why they call him BlackDSP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZiDJzwmAdw - His failed attempt at being an actor (It's very cringe-worthy).
Tumblr Stupidity: "I'm a fictional character" edition!
I know all of you probably know of the fucking stupid things Tumblr does, and most of you know that the SJWs make up shit to get useless "opression points"
Well in a recent turn of events, they've stated claiming that they LITERALLY are fictional characters. I know, I know, they don't have a fucking brain.
If you want the full lulz, I found one of the worst of them!
http://actuallyperidot.tumblr.com/
Attention whore also has anonymous asks enabled. Go wild. Should be pretty easy to trigger her lmao
Chris chan general
Happy fourth of JULAAAAAY
TakeDownMan fakes his own dick picks + rant about TDM flagging vids
I thought TakeDownMan had dried up after /pig/ exposed his past and took down his shit. Basicly he's a shell of who he used to be success wise…
There is new drama, and I'm actually a bit pissed about it.
For background on TDM pig history:
>Quick breakdown: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Takedownman
>1st archive: https://archive.is/XlXpU
>2nd archive: https://archive.is/Uw3Da
>3rd archive: https://archive.is/j4mNH
So TDM is now handing out fake dick pics and claiming they are his own to any girl pretending to be interested in him in hopes of another wife the the harem.
When a simple google proved the obvious, he tries and spin it in his favor saying "well looks like people are using my giant dick pic as your own and claiming its yours."
>The said dick pic is white, not seanigger brown/yellow
>Where is his gut?
Clear dick pic isn't his. Feel free to point and laugh.
Now for why I'm kinda upset (and not cause he faked that dick). I'm upset because he's using the flagging system for youtube to take down other youtubers for "bullying and harassing" him.
Why does it matter? I guess it doesn't in most cases. However I like Jim Greenway videos. Guy does hilarious catfishing stuff and over all makes me giggle. He gained a tiny surge of more followers after his 2 videos against takedownman, which TDM had flagged for exposing his bullshit and taken down temperarly.
He made a 3rd video exposing his fake dickpics. Now TDM sent his flying monkey's to do his bidding, and we are all familiar with youtubes 3 strikes policy.
Basically after TDMs fans started dropping like flies when he got exposed. TDM gathered the remaining tards that were screeching fan girls into his super secret group (that he never shuts up about), the DWO (Deep Web Outlaws). They've become his own personal army for exchange of saying they are close to an e-celeb…. Because with youtube he gets the following he was never able to get creating a fake ministry.
He's been doing it to any other youtube channel he can. That black dude that made a video shitting on him as a pedo got 2 strikes and then vids deleted. Rinse and repeat.
Basicly, you hurt TDMs FEE FEES he sends faggots to rape the report button.
I honestly don't care about most youtubers or if their e-shekkles go away. This one pisses me off cause Jim also does funny live troll and interview streams. The 3rd strike means no new vids for 6 months or streams. Greenways a faggot, but the enjoyable kind of faggot like Freddy Mercury. It was good laughs.
Unsure if there is anything anyone can do either this time. TDM is already exposed, he lost most his viewers, his life is garbage, he's already in trouble with uncle sam and for his other crimes. Destroying what little he has is too much effort (although cat fishing him would prob be easy), and I don't really wanna change the ED page to reflect the current faggotry cause it's too minor and doesn't belong there.
So I'm shitposting here…
Real life Superhero movement
Real life superhero movement is a phenomenon of vigilantes that dress up in costumes that seem to be dominated by people with autism. Best known of them are phoenix jones And shadow hare. There a lulZcow in this movement if look hard enough.
Null/Josh
Old thread hit the bump limit >>201117
News broke recently that Null didn't pay his rent and stuck Hotwheels with the bill.
Taxman Thread 2: I AM GOD edition
Taxman is an insane brony whose love for alcohol and drugs is equaled only by his hatred for the Jews. He claims to have visited Equestria via astral projection and his use of drugs. His current goal is to find a portal so he can live there permanently in what he calls the Crossing the Boundary (CTB) Project. His videos are characterized by wine reviews, general drunkenness and the occasional mental breakdown.
Also notable is that he is ex-military, served in Afghanistan and may be suffering from PTSD and/or survivors guilt.
Previous Thread
>>138486
Youtube channel
https://www.youtube.com/user/yourFriendtheTaxman/
When we last left Taxman he was soon to be homeless after smashing a hole in his bedroom wall and nearly assaulting his mother. This was followed by several individuals calling police to his home after a series of increasingly bizarre videos where he smashed himself in the head with a bottle, ran a knife along his face and proclaimed himself God.
Ben Shapiro
Hi /cow/, /pol/ here. Thought you guys might get a kick out of pic related. Ben has been melting down for a while now, he's also resigned from Breitbart ( https://archive.is/8Au0g ). At this point I'm definitely sensing lolcow potential.
Hyper-Christian Scam Artists "Purity Sinners"
Purity Sin is an obnoxious lolcow with no less than five youtube channels featuring herself all of which have no real views or traffic
She took over a Five nights at freddy's cloen called Five nights at treasure island which is based on a creepypasta called Abandoned by disney. She crapped on all the fans of the game by starting to insult them and take away all the things they liked in the game. she blocks anyone who disagrees with her and cries a lot threatening to delete the game many times because peopel said stuff she didnt like.
she is a professional Victim who is holding the poject hostage from all the people who lied it because she wants to get more attention on herself.
here is their websites below
https://www.youtube.com/user/puritysin
the most recent thing is that this woman started talking shit about the guy who wrote the creepypaster her game is based on who is named Slimebeast
slimebeast answered it bac in his own videos but their kind of long
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTxpsTSw6wM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_CJVHh4NCc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OvNcuT0GCE
if you cant see them all see the last one most of all.
this was the respond from Purtiy Sin and her people below
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v49mpbnWxII
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwyV3qNpBV0
again i will say the last video is most importat to watch
The purity sinners are Sonic the hedgehog OC fans and Bronies by the way based on what i can see in their streams and talk one of their staff has sonic as his icon
they turned off comments on videos because people were saying too much against them like anita sarkeesian or whatever else. I know she is a tired point now.
what do you guys think? can we stock up on a lot of milk i think so.
sorry for my language but i mostly lurk because i don't want to embarass myself with bad typing sorry
Zoe Quinn thread
TLDR: dumb cunt lost the case against her former cuck and went fucking mental
WARNING: BPD-CLASS RANT
I just hung up from what I hope will be my last phone call with the District Attorney assigned to my case, and I choked back tears as she told me that I’d conducted myself with grace through this whole nightmare. I don’t know why I’m crying. I’m writing this and examining it as I go through the fog of someone with PTSD. I don’t know if the tears are out of frustration of having sunk a year and a half into this awful system for seemingly less than nothing, or if it’s out of relief.
My ex, who we’ll call Creep Throat because seeing his name makes a knot of anxiety rise in my throat, will be notified soon that the charges were dropped, but not why. I’m sure he’ll launch another salvo of flat out lies and spun truths to make it seem like the last year and a half was a byproduct of me “asking for it”, that the courts saw through it, while making him seem like a downtrodden hero of free speech. He managed to do that with previous court dates, leaving out things like a judge flat out stating that she believed he had physically assaulted me during the last time we had sex, and that he’d gone through my friends social media feeds of the day afterward to prove that I wasn’t “acting like a victim” by spending time with friends.
So, instead of just watching this happen for the who-knows-how-manyth time, I’m going to talk about it. It’s not really about me as much as it is an attempt to dispel some common bullshit assumptions the average person has about the justice system, and what it means to “press charges”.
One of the biggest myths that needs to die is that your first response to being abused should be to go to the police and seek justice. Leaving aside the fact that the police flat out murder unarmed citizens for their race all the time, and that sex workers are likely to be incarcerated when reporting crime done to them, and a myriad of other things I can’t get into, I have a certain amount of privilege and a well-documented case. I have one of the most public abuse cases out there, it started a hate movement that’s swept up my industry and hurt dozens of bystanders, and got international media attention. A lot of people don’t think of it in terms of domestic violence, they forget where the flashpoint of GamerGate came from - you might not even know the man responsible’s name. To make matters worse, I was unable to speak up during that time period out of fear of reprisal from the judicial system (more on that later) and watched as he was washed out of history (along with a lot of other people targeted). I was on my own on this front, until the Boston Magazine article was posted by a journalist who had been following everything and speaking with my ex. Shortly after, I got a call from the DA telling me that I shouldn’t have been told to simply go offline, and that she knew we had a very strong case worth prosecuting.
So why am I dissolving it then?
Ironically, getting a restraining order against Creep Throat was the least effective thing I could do in terms of getting him out of my life for good, and for protecting myself. I’ll discuss the hot mess of problems around that experience at a later time. Without getting into a long, complicated blow by blow, every time something happened or the case was updated, he’d run back to the mob and make promises and jokes and pleas for more money. The mob would respond by going after me, my family, and anyone else they decided was involved. The mythology surrounding me would expand, conspiracy charts would “prove” I am secretly rich and really deserved it all along, and inspire more threats, stalking, and abuse. The cycle repeated itself endlessly. People kept getting hurt for being close to me, for a poorly worded restraining order that shit his pants and did nothing.
This cycle was so vicious that I even vacated the order myself once he appealed, hoping to make it end. I gave him the legal relief that he’d asked for. It might sound weak but I’m not made of stone, I’m a scared person trying to escape her abuser in spite of the fact that he’s created a self-perpetuating faction within my own industry to continue to punish me for walking away. It wasn’t about him fighting a powerful evil woman, or gaining his oh-so-crucial right to sic a mob on me, it’s always been about punishing me. It was about using it as a way to hurt me further, so when I gave him what he ostensibly wanted he actually *showed up to object to my motion to vacate the order and hand him a win*. The court dismissed him, and the order has been dead for months, and yet he’s back on Kotaku In Action chumming the waters about the oral arguments they’re hearing on a nonexistent order next month.
Phil Ahuviya Harel Isabela Whatever the fuck he's called
Why the fuck isn't there a thread about him up? It's been ages since we had a thread on him.
He was actually banned from an ANARCHIST bookstore called the long haul most recently, good shit, good shit.
ALONE ON A FRIDAY?
God, you're pathetic.
Brett Keane
Have you guys extracted all possible milk from Brett Keane yet? For the uninitiated he is an early youtube lolcow who frequently switches between demonizing christianity and then atheism when he does his alignment flips. Notable past exploits are scaming his idiot fans out of money, accusing people of attacking his family and domestic abuse. He used to be "someone" in the atheist community on youtube long ago. A link to his ED page https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Brett_Keane
Moviebob thread the unbillionth
Old thread >>196167
You guys know the drill, mock the fat fuck for being a prude, a prick, a pussy, and for being a failure. Recent activity includes bitching about the latest Superman movie for not being bright and colorful like the 70's one, and that he's planning to "publish" his "body of work" in the delusions that people will pay money in a dying economy for the retarded ravings of a frustrated manchild.
Basic blobbo information to get new browsers up to speed:
>He is a huge Mario Sperg and defended everything because "Mario is [his] friend
>It is likely that he clashed with some Jock over goddamn Sonic
>He never had a good relationship to his parents
>There has had to be a person like Razörfist in his school life who wasn't very nice to him for some reason
>He ditched his grandmother's funeral to play SMB3 for the hundredth time
>Would sit in his car for hours after work while waiting for his family to go to sleep because he didn't want them to see him
Vegan Gains
Vegan Gains is the biggest lolcow in the youtube fitness industry.
I submit to you:
Canada's next mass shooter.
Possible 4chan lolcows?
Hello cow, I was bumming around and decided to look at public pastes because sometimes I can find neat shit.
Found this http://pastebin.com/T4EHgpGL
Dunno if you want it or not, anyways cheers. pic unrelated
Jim Sterling
>Former Destructoid and TheEscapist employee
>Has a show which he whines about video game problems in the industry, fancing himself as consumer advocate and has a messiah complex.
>Used to be a edgelord that told feminazi sluts to kill themselves.
>Got married to a landwhale and became a massive pussy-whipped mangina SJW
>Helped kill the career of a journalist because he wanted to expose a tranny that stole people's donations to a game in order to perform his SRS.
>White knights for Zoe Quinn, Phil Fish and Anita Sarkeesian.
>Abandoned TheEscapist and went freelance after GamerGate's breakout when the site updated its ethics policy and allowed to give a platform to madmen in his words.
>Now lives off Patreon, having to support a family with it.
Some people advised not to make a thread because he is cannot be considered funny or goaded somehow, but fuck it, lets have a try.
Evaxephon/Yanderedev
Has anyone here ever heard of Evaxephon? He's a minor lolpig who has enacted various shenanigans, from pedophilia to showing off a mean superiority complex. If you haven't heard of him, you may better know him by his other name: Yanderedev, the man behind the Youtube sensation "Yandere Simulator".
Now, in many ways Evaxephon is your average lolpig: a devoted fanbase yet treated with disdain by everyone else; an unhealthy obsession with Anime; a childlike view on business and relationships; and some maaaaad roneriness.
HOWEVER
In many ways, Evaxephon is…somewhat special. He is vehemently ANTI-SJW rather than pro. He browses 4chan and 8chan, like a lot of us. And he has one strong asset: a large, rabid group of fans, larger than that of most LOLpigs.
Now, think about what could happen if this guy knew about some of the other subjects here. Think about what would happen if Evaxephon went toe-to-toe with Jerry Peet in a face-off of pig vs. pig. It could be legendary.
Monica Punk
The Monica Punk ED page needs updated with proper re-uploads of her videos, as a lot of them were deleted. Furthermore, she's added quite a few new great ones.
Tamers12345 and his delusions
https://www.youtube.com/user/Tamers12345/videos
I have never been so terrified in my life.
Mental Illness General - Non-faggy addition
"Autistic Fandoms General" seems to be going over pretty well, so I think I'm gonna try something in the same vein. Some fag made a similar thread to this but the fucking idiot ruined it in the first fucking post by outright denying mental illness even existed, which is like denying the existence of gravity or the sun.
This thread is for the general discussion of "mental illnesses" and the way they effect lolpigs and even the lives of some of you fine people replying.
The vast majority of people with mental illnesses aren't bad at all. If you treat mental illness with therapy and medication you can live a normal life and be perfectly happy.
But then there's the fuckers who refuse to take their goddamn medicine, deny there's anything wrong with them and just turn into horrible, insufferable, awful cunts who ruin lives and destroy themselves. The fucking selfish, self-centered cunts who make everyone miserable and ruin everything because all they can fucking think about is themselves.
I'm talking about hoarders who fill their houses up with shit and make it so their families have to climb over mountains of bullshit to use the goddamn fridge and can't clean anything without triggering a massive meltdown, about organized stalking "victims" who chase after their neighbor's kids because their shirt is the wrong color and apparently that's an attack against them, or even just your bipolar mother who made a massive scene and threatened suicide at your goddamn wedding because nobody was paying attention to her.
For the purpose of this thread, I'll ask you five questions. You can answer which ever ones you want in any order, or just ignore them and talk about retards on the internet.
1. Do you have a mental illness? How do you cope?
2. Has some with a mental illness effected your life in some way? Did they lose your sympathy?
3. What mental illness breeds the most interesting lolpigs?
4. Is there a type of mental illness that you believe disqualifies some from being a lolpig because it's just too severe?
5. Is there a mental illness that seems to attract more lolpigs than others?
Goblin king general
Been a while since we had a Robbie Rotten thread. To set the thread tone, enjoy these classic quotes:
"NOBODY will take me seriously if I tried to take command of the wraith again and thats all because of insensative shitheads like Introman. I literally had the TIME OF MY LIFE and now that has been ruined. My complex history lasted for years and I was reverred on chans like these for legitly helping people who were opressed by the same things as I. wE WERENT a charity case, WE ACTUALLY HELPED FELLOW FREEDOM FIGHTERS.
Believe me, the internet was a lot better place before total scum like the stonecutters came on here. My happiness has officially died because of them
"If my thread is not removed from the lolpig library i am taking this to high court and I am going to contact the other victims to pleased against this site for cyber bullying. I have hired detectives who have been tracing you for days and told me to post this fair warning to all of you. Cease and desist or this will blow Nuremberg off the fucking scale"
"The Wraith is the bringer of your doom and your destruction
She is the only one who will look at you sideways.
The Wraith has a memory that's as cold as a glacier
The Wraith is the air raid, the jet fighter and the crater
She's on the menu, on the table, she's the knife and she's your waiter"
Lena Kochman / gangstalking general
Old one hit bump limit.Lena appears to have gone silent?
/r9k/ - the special snowflake brigade
What's up /cow/, I thought I'd let you in on one of my favorite lolcow related past times
If you've never been to /r9k/, it's basically like a less hardcore Wizardchan for angsty 14 year olds and attention seeking tripfags. Think /soc/ but with a hipster, virgins-with-rage theme.
The main highlight of the board are the "fembot feels" threads, which consist of "fembots" (attention seeking women with tripcodes) sharing what they consider Introvert feels (as you would assume, it's just average problems that anybody faces) while the male users either gravel at their feet or chimp the fuck out. There's a incredible amount of potential here, they're very easily goaded and go full rage mode fairly easily.
As far as board celebrities go, the two easiest to julay cows are tripfags 'mystery.jpg' and 'doj'.
Doj is a whiteknight who can be found in the aforementioned 'fembot feels' threads or out in a thread of his own. All of his posts are dedicated to white knighting for the female tripfags, he's kind of like the Internet equivalent of the ugly fat guy who was obsessed with the popular girls in highschool. He calls anybody who doesn't agree with him a manchild, and gets incredibly buttmad whenever somebody insults whatever tripfag he's currently fawning over.
mystery.jpg is notable for being one of the first /r9k/ attention whores, she's a attractive rich girl with likely HPD. She commonly shares pics of her feet and breasts to men she's met on the board and has e-dated at least 6 of them. She loves to be the center of attention and commonly claims to be the "queen of /r9k/" unironically. Every time somebody calls her out on her rather childish behavior, she flips out, and his gone on numerous tirades about how she's leaving for good and never coming back.
Here's a complete post history for both of them
https://desustorage.org/r9k/search/username/Doj/tripcode/!!KNwA9DdjLx1/
https://desustorage.org/r9k/search/username/mystery.jpg/tripcode/!!mf0dhSusRHf/page/28/
Robert Robinson (Sex Offender)
Oh look Robert Robinson is still at it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDSPNB_mbuk
here is the old thread:
SJW pedo general #1 So Many Pedos Edition
Alright, because it seems that the Sarah Nyberg saga has come to and end (at least for now), I thought it would be better to create a thread where we can discuss SJW pedos in general. Discussions about the nature of the pedophiles, their crimes, denial of said crimes and your own experiences with these people are very much welcome here.
The three major Social Justice Pedos are:
Srhbutts, a.k.a. Sarah Nyberg:
Previous thread archives:
- http://pastebin.com/BrhzLQp7
Proof that Nicky Nyberg is a self-identified pedophile:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPKOSvo3AJM
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCjDYa1_EL4
Butts' debt in income taxes keeps increasing:
- https://www.revenue.wi.gov/delqlist/ctallm.htm (ctrl+f 'Nyberg')
- http://media.breitbart.com/media/2015/09/Screen-Shot-2015-09-07-at-19.25.59.png
All IRC logs from 2005-2008 can be downloaded here:
- https://mega.nz/#!ngQT1QDZ!fAG2H5OvId0pE7h3yZegpeqsDe6bhfSxPsp8e7VOxeI
HannibaltheVictor13, a.k.a. Jarrod M. Davis
Evidence of him being a sex offender (attempted unlawful sexual conduct with a minor, 4th degree felony):
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMmCkCYRtpE
- https://veuwer.com/i/3akp.png
Valis77/ValisReturns, a.k.a. Delon Redmond
Evidence of him being a sex offender, pedophile and also a moderator of Anita Sarkeesian's Twitch channel:
- http://www.kscourts.org/kansas-courts/supreme-court/archive/archived-arguments-September-2014.asp
Fat Randi Harper Thread #4
Cap'n Milo has just posted Part 3 of the Methwhale harpooning: http://www.breitbart.com/big-journalism/2015/07/21/feminist-champion-randi-harper-in-her-own-words-stop-making-everything-a-gender-issue/
Recap, for those just joining us:
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Randi_Harper
>(possibly) Sold her child (one of at least three) to a paedophile to buy meth
>Multiple felony arrests
>Owes upwards of $45k in back taxes
>Created an anti-GamerGate blockbot that is poorly coded and incredibly scattershot
>Claims to fight against harassment despite being a complete shithead and harasser herself
>Has at least one crony at Twitter banning accounts for her
Adult Babies
Been a while since we've had a thread on these freaks. I guess I'd probably consider these people more shudderpigs than lolpigs
This one is pretty horrifying. He has probably hundreds of videos of himself acting like a 3 year old and wearing diapers while his "daddy" talks to him behind the camera.
I don't know if this is some kind of sexual fetish or if this guy just had a traumatic childhood but good fucking god it's creepy.
RWBY
That CGI webcartoon produced by Rooster Teeth had opened the door to many an autist and SJW since late 2012, especially on Tumblr. It's no MLP/Sonic/FNAF, but there's a treasure trove of autism to be discovered.
>LGBT sperging, with all the lesbian ships and tranny headcanons you can think of
>they're obsessed with making the characters minorities, especially Blake the catgirl, because her color motif is black
>they're also obsessed with making the girls all really buff
http://positiverwby.tumblr.com/post/107813906585/before-emerald-was-introduced-i-was-really-happy
http://maybemirai.tumblr.com/post/112559596316/suddenly-imagines-lindsays-voice-as-ruby-and
Past Cows that disappeared
DIE CIS SCUM
Whatever happen to this Cunt wannabe?
Lord Foxworth
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Lord_Foxworth
It seems like he's still around. Last time I checked he was a-logging Paul "Vlad" Morissey (https://8ch.net/cow/res/197088.html) and having a huge hateboner for anime. I can only assume this is for trollshielding, as he is (or at least was) a huge weeb himself and a lolcow.
/chuckecheese/ is dead, but Foxworth's world seems to still be around, in the form of "Grand Channel"? It at least matches up to Foxworth's stuff, anyway. Weird mspaint art and crude 3d animations out the wazoo.
He even made a whole board about that Paul guy (http://8ch.net/463/), tried PAing him on /baph/ (http://8ch.net/baphomet/res/109790.html), and seems to be that one sole poster in Paul's /cow/ thread. ID 4578a9, like 28 posts.
I can only assume his a-logging for good ol' Paul, who's a total cow himself, is Nicky's attempt to get people to detract from him?
He's probably lurking this board right now as well, so get ready for a chimpout.
Here's his crew's new YouTube channel.
Thomas the Tank Engine/Tankies General
I decided to set up a thread dedicated to the Thomas pigs. One of the most famous prime examples of a tankie on Youtube is Trainboy54. He is known for making bad recolors of pre-existing trains, and his general obsession with Thomas the Tank Engine goods. The Thomas fanbase on youtube is usually a general shitfest, mostly consisting of characters placed in pre-existing shows, and "parodies". Its quite an interesting fanbase though. What is it about Thomas that reels in such autists? Is it the appeal?
Do you guys like Asha? How does she make you feel?
https://plus.google.com/118348363905704013663/posts
https://twitter.com/AshenTrove
>>insane as fuck
>>constant flood of incoherent insanity
>>queen of TMI
>>takes gross, close up pictures of her vagina and puts them on the internet where her family and coworkers can see
>>takes pictures of her poop and menstrual waste
>>fluctuates between hating white people to thinking she's white herself
In recent news, she was fired from her HnM job. She was also forced to delete her twitter. By her logic, because she's a virgin, her gaping vag nudes posted alongside her work time schedule, pictures of her coworkers, wearing the hnm tag, scanning items etc. are not impure
NEW CHRIS CHANTHREAD
COMMENTS OPEN EDITION
He is acting up again IMO, does this mean we will see more chris? Will the comments trigger him? What will happen?
Hi
Edgy inbred wigger from my school. http://www.pikore.com/bobbyjellison
newfag board can't take the heat
sup /cow/. oldfag here
I think /intl/ is, itself a cow. I guarantee that every single time they are fucked with, they will burst into treats
before agreeing with me, I present to you this evidence which you should peruse at your leisure:
https://8ch.net/v/res/4321904.html#q4321904
https://8ch.net/b/res/3088010.html#q3088010
https://8ch.net/mod.php?/operate/res/24862.html
and obviously scoots agrees in his stream thing from earlier, about three quarters in http://www.hitbox.tv/video/552631
Vince/keyboardpeon/VinceJustVince
From the depths of cuckchan's /toy/ rises another lolpig. Meet peon, another /toy/ shitposter. He has some unhealthy obsession with some toy robot called Drossel and just acts generally unhinged.
His dox exists -somewhere- apparently if that means anything. Something about a guy who tried to help him stop being insane, got sick of him, and posted it.
And if Greg was any indication, this autist will probably come here to bring love, julay, and joy to the people of /pig/. So be ready.
Online accounts can be found here:
http://keyboardpeon.deviantart.com/
https://www.youtube.com/user/KeyboardPeon
Some info from the Greg thread:
>And yeah, Vince/Vlad/Peon is a roflbull if ever there was one. He literally keeps his piss in bottles IIRC. Don't have any pics sadly; can anyone help a fellow /pig/boy out?
>Peon recently showed up on Sideshow Freaks (forum mostly devoted to 1/6 Sideshow Collectibles, Hot Toys, etc figures and statues) and started shitposting in the various SHF general threads.
Sadly he didn't present much in the way of fresh cocks, just straight copy-paste in a longer form of his usual /toy/ posts.
>This faggot.
In love with a toy robot.
Lives in a shit hole house, much like Greg and Chris-chan. Total 'sperger King.
Famous for starting fake 3A, "Space Opera", "Fantasy Movies", and other types of annoying troll threads on /toy/
>Yeah. Saying we shouldn't sexualize [Drossel], that she was pure, and he loved her so much that it hurt when people did bad things to her.
People used to draw pix or take pix of Drossel being tortured, and he'd be practically in tears.
>I know his real name is Vince. Somebody doxxed him on another chan. Somebody who'd been trying to counsel him, and help him get real help, who'd basically had enough.
Wish I could find the Vocaroo he did, begging everybody not to be mean to Drossel.
Also he claimed to be a nazi/white supremacist.
The attached webm came from a Vince thread from.. last year, I think? But yeah, for a while Vince would post a Drossel thread everyday "to please her/make her happy" or something weird like that.
God, this kid's ugly. He does not rock the buzzcut well at all.
More links:
https://www.change.org/p/toei-animation-revive-fireball-tv-series
http://www.gaiaonline.com/gsearch/posthistory/vincejustvince/723983/?p=2
I tried posting this thread earlier but I think 8ch ate it. If that old thread comes back, feel free to can it, mods.
Greg Mazujian Thread
Last thread is going into autosage. Let's have a new discussion on this fella's ART AND CULTURE.
Old thread: http://8ch.net/pig/res/184092.html
Archived thread: http://archive.is/UKTov
For newcomers:
>who is greg?
Greg Mazujian is a 19 year old man living with his parents in Spotslyvania, Virginia. He was discovered by halfchan's /toy/ after posting a thread with a pic of a cheap toy being held in his greasy, fingerless-skeleton-glove-clad fingers. Since around early 2015, he has constantly been shitposting on /toy/, /tv/, and /co/ on 4chan.
>what makes him a pig?
Greg, despite denying it, is very similar to Chris Chan, but with a whole extra pint of "internet tough guy" mixed in. Greg is what you could consider your stereotypical 4chan user- a fat, meme-spouting autist that constantly tries to be "edgy". Both also coincidentally live in the same general area of Virginia, and Greg has even claimed that he's seen CWC before. He is also bipolar and (big surprise!) has assburgers. He is also speculated to be a pedophile, constantly claiming that "there's nothing wrong with having sex with 12 year olds".
Greg is specifically known for having an irrational hatred for the toy company Hasbro, being obsessed with (cheap) toys, and constantly tries to threaten people online a la CWC's gorey death threat to Surfshack Tito.
>any other info?
Greg is very easy to spot out of a crowd. Just look for terrible spelling, lots of cursing ("bitch" is probably one of his favorite words) and gorey threats, and posting from a phone (op image will always be image.jpg for him, which is what iphones do). He's also a huge libcuck and has absolute hatred for religion, conservatives, and soldiers.
He posts kinda like this:
>"fuckign HASBRO and thier cheap ass 5POA GARBAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ILL BEAT ALL HASBRO SUPPOTERS TILL THERE BLACK AND BLUE, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>"how DARRE yuo call me a christian!!!!!!!!!!! I FUCKIGN HATE THAT PURITANICAL BITCH GOD JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and for the last time I DONT EAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>"ILL SMASH U, ILL BASH U, ILL BEAT U INTO A BLOODY PULP FOR SAYING THAT, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Various ways to trigger him include:
>Tell him he eats shit
>Say how good Hasbro is
>Tell him he fucks trees
>Tell him he's going to end up homeless if he doesn't get a job
>Mention how he's friends with Chris-chan and how he's basically a Chris-chan knockoff
>Mention Jin Saotome in any way shape or form
>Mention anything relating to Christianity at all
>Tell him he has shit taste in toys
>Tell him he's fat and a weakling
>current happenings?
As one Anon in contact with Greg describes it, "the entire mazujian household is like an atom bomb about to go off at any moment".
Recently, a (based) /toy/ anon sent a bunch of pizzas to Greg's house. Only his mom was home at the time so she googled Greg's name, finding out that her son is a crazy autist that posts his personal info to random people online. For a few days, she took the household's only car and went off to Florida.
When Greg's mom returned, she actually decided to put her foot down and cut off Greg's phone service. Shortly after, from all the tard rage, Greg punched his mom. He was then sent off to the funny farm for around a week or so (not the first time, it has happened before).
Once he returned home, he realized his mom threw away some of his shit again, so he attacked his parents and destroyed a bunch of their shit, saying "if i wasnt on meds there'd be a double homicide right now".
And after all this he still wants to be considered a "man" and an independent adult.
More info about Greg:
Piggy Farms thread:
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/greg-mazujian-internet-tough-guy-and-4chan-shitposter.15860/
Greg has posted both in the previous thread and the Kiwi thread. Shit was cash.
Flat-Earth believers are ebin lolcows
These guys are precious. Apparently governments, corporations, scientists and VIDEO GAME COMPANIES are all in on an Illuminati plot to hide the true shape of the earth from us sheeple.
Also, if you try to argue with or troll them they WILL respond. May not apply when they can't stump you. Maybe.
TheRalphRetort, the GGRevolt Sex God
Last time we had this thread, it became a shitstorm and eventually went to autosage. Now, I think we can actually manage to have a decent conversation about this asshole.
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/TheRalphRetort
This is Ethan Ralph, ever so slightly better known as The Ralph Retort. He's a mudslinging blogger who fights the good fight against filthy ecelebs and SJWs.
As you can probably imagine, he isn't well-liked. Although initially tolerated by GamerGate, most of the people in it disassociated with him due to his flamboyant antics and the fact that his only claim to fame was taking stories related to GG and making them more clickbaity.
Ralph helped create GGrevolt, a subfaction of GG that was ostentatiously made to "retake" GaymerGate from "SJW corruption" the board actually served as a hugbox for the most psychotically autistic members of GG who were too retarded to socialize with other people, even through the internet.
GGRevolt's primary function is to harass and fling shit at "ecelebs" who have hurt Ralph's feelings by being more popular than him. You might know it's users from all the times they've tried to shit up /cow/ with subpar threads and a flurry of butthurt shitposts whenever they're indirectly insulted. Their other function is to suck Ralph's dick as much as possible so his fragile ego never has to face reality.
Nearly every board on the site has wordfiltered his articles out because his retarded fanbase keeps spamming them, and they never have any new or valuable information - they're just him regurgitating existing stories and adding really lame insults to them, not unlike a Gawker article.
If you want to "julay" him, you can easily do so by insulting him in any of his frequent mating sites and calling him out on his retardation. Be careful, though, because despite having no skills or talent of any kind, Ralph still has a small collection of retarded fanboys who will attack you on sight for insulting their tubby, neckbearded god.
Delusional gay interracial fart fetish porn enthusiast pleads on Youtube to star in gay fart porn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZyxGOc4MP0
On this channel this black guy has uploaded videos almost daily where he pleads and begs for anyone to help him get into the gay fart fetish porn industry in videos starring white guys. He also rambles on about other weird ass, probably schizophrenic shit: "I have a fart fetish of white guys. Blonde hair guys smell like chicken cream, red hair guy's smell like buffalo BBQ cream, and dark hair guys to me smells like beef cream."
This guy is definitely a cow, but please don't go A-logging him. By all means go through his channel and gawk a bit (as I have and he truly is legit), but maybe there's some way we could help him out… I genuinely believe him that his life's ambition is for a white guy to fart on his face and maybe if this shit gets viral'ed his wishes will become realized.
TRP and NeoReactionSafe
https://www.reddit.com/r/AntiPOZi/comments/487ui1/neoreactionsafe_still_preaching_trp_like_a_cult/
Here's an excerpt:
When you lose the Game you don't lose your Frame. …unless you choose by poor discipline to lose Frame.
No tyrant can ever take your Frame away unless you let them.
The Blue Pill emotional indoctination teaches you on an emotional level to surrender your Frame to the hive mind.
This is why the Blue Pill is so devious… it achieves what all the tyrants have failed to achieve throughout history which is to capture and program slaves with high efficiency. It's budget priced slaves.
Our task in Red Pill is to increase the cost of slavery and ultimately bring the system to ruin and we do that by exposing the truth which has the effect of destroying the mythology.
This guy talks like the next L. Ron Hubbard. No pics, but apparently:
>My stepfather was Jewish. He was one of the lawyers that established the concept of the "class action lawsuit" and his writing actually made it into the actual supreme court document for it. So trust me… I'm way more aware of the truth than you are. Once I had a very attractive Jewish girlfriend who lived in San Diego. Her mother was dealing with high anxiety while battling cancer and was nearing her end of life. Her anxiety was caused by the Zionist inclinations of the male side of the family. Several family members (male) took me out in a boat in the San Diego harbor and basically implied that if I in any way injured their daughter that I would be "swimming with fishes". So the Zionists are basically the Jewish mafia. Italians have a mafia too… most ordinary Italians would prefer they didn't exist. What you need to understand is that there once was a genuine Jewish religious tradition that was far superior in it's wisdom than the shallow Christian and Muslim clones.
Dig into him about his Frame and Game, and watch him try and sell everyone on the Rubik's Cube of Hebrew.
EDF vs /cow/
EDF vs /cow/
/cow/ whys is EDF is boring and full of normies? They all seem to be bland and boring why I thought it would super offensive but is wasn't
Is EDF a lolcow waiting to be julayed?
Trigger Grumps
Trigger Grumps is a Tumblr blog that posts trigger warnings for Game Grumps YouTube videos. The kinds of things they have posted trigger warnings for in the past include mentionings of burritos and the use of "offensive" fake German accents.
Attached is a pic of Trigger Grumps getting triggered by a trigger joke in a Game Grumps video. Here's the archive:
I will also confirm that triggering them to obtain julay is quite easy. The best way is to send asks and accuse them for making fun of people with PTSD. Here is the link to the Tumblr:
http://triggergrumps.tumblr.com/
I will also note this blog supports the SJWs that went after JonTron and tried to ruin him for saying retarded once.
Laura Kate Dale
>Tranny
>DDOS'd Microsoft and Reddit for misgendering 'her'
>Turned up on TB's stream recently and the audience went crazy on 'her'
>Went to twitter a/c this is what I see
There's more you can bet.
#BlackLivesMatter
I personally think BLM is a great lol cow. They are full of frauds, but back them no matter what they say or do.
>How BLM defends their actions is by claiming to be an idea AS WELL AS a social movement. So you can't criticisize us because them because if you mock their behavior you are mocking their idea thus they can never be criticized….
Anthany Cumia Vs Reddit
former Radio host threatens to dox his fans/subscribers
O&A fan or not, this man has finally accumulated enough shit to have a thread dedicated to him. Hes known for being a racist hick and generally keeps his cool during public outrage. The tipping point? Challenging the internet. Skip to greentext for current the current goings on.
Past Shenanigans: Fired From Serious XM
Over a year ago Anthony Cumia was fired from his Series XM show (The Opie And Anthony Program) for making tweets of a violent nature towards an African american woman http://images.fashionnstyle.com/data/images/full/34805/cumia-tweet-2-png.png
He shortly after then founded the Anthony Cumia Show, later expanding it into The Anthony Cumia Network, a subscription based platform you faggots probably know of this for hosting The Gavin Mcinnes Show which you probably only know about because Gavin has had literal faggot Milo Yepenoplestin on his show and you watched it
Past Shenanagans: Domestic Abuse
In December of 2015, Cumia's girlfriend accuses him of hitting her. Live. On Periscope. https://youtu.be/lslPmbvnJpA
>This leads to Anthony being arrested and spending 24 hours in jail. The case is still under investigation with multiple court dates set.
Past Shenanigans: Turning His Fanbase Against Him
Being in the same vein of humor as O&A, r/opieandanthony has become over the years increasingly critical of the hosts. This goes as far as the hosts themselves having an antagonist relationship with the subreddit.
Dateline: 10 days ago
>Seemingly unprovoked, Anthony decides to sperg out against his subreddit http://archive.is/FLFAK
Dateline: Last Week
>Anthony Cumia is outed for fucking a tranny by some apparent acquaintance of his on some kind of radio show or something http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MX2cYU2HHQ
>r/opieandanthony digs into the matter further revealing the tranny to be someone called Sue Lightning
>Upset by this, Anthony yells at the subreddit. By posting in the subreddit. His post is now stickied. http://archive.is/z2DRj
Dateline: Today
>Still totally not caring about what the subreddit thinks of him, Anthony threatens the doxing of members of the subreddit specifically some poor boy who works at Penera Bread. https://vid.me/9lZs
More on this story as it develops
Mysterious Mr.Enter
Mysterious Mr.Entard thread.
https://8ch.net/cow/res/49672.html
https://8ch.net/cow/res/55851.htMysterious Mr.Enterml
TV Tropes General
An anon in the SA thread suggested that someone create a TV Tropes thread, so here it is.
This is TV Tropes aka Sperg Central. It claims to be "a catalog of the tricks of the trade for writing fiction". In reality, it's a bunch of lists of things that happened in fiction. They can explain the who, the what, the when, the where, but never the why or the how. A trope is a storytelling convention or plot device, but most of the pages on TV Tropes focus on aesthetic elements that have no impact on the story. Here are just a few examples of what I'm talking about:
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouGottaHaveBlueHair
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ImpossiblyTackyClothes
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SwordLines
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PornStache
And that's just the tip of the autistic iceberg. They used to have a page called "Fetish Fuel", which was devoted to cataloging all the small things in cartoons that made the users horny. All of those examples have now moved offsite.
http://fetishfuel.wikia.com/wiki/Fetish_Fuel_Wiki
They also have a page called "Nightmare Fuel", which talks about all the things in fiction that scared the users. This page proves that most of the users of the site are complete pussies.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NightmareFuel
But all of this pales in comparison to the forums.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/topics.php
Here tropers do things like talk about retarded conspiracy theories:
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/conversations.php?topic=0000000000000000000001wj
Give idiotic writing advice:
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/conversations.php?topic=000000000000000000000295
And engage in roleplay. Lots and lots of roleplay.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/conversations.php?topic=0000000000000000000004ul
This roleplay thread in particular has a million posts:
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=i9k31ypluou9s5j9d2w7n23k&page=0
All of this and more can be found on TV Tropes, the most autistic site on the planet!
EurasianTiger, a mentally ill SJW
https://www.reddit.com/user/EurasianTiger
This fellow is EurasianTiger, a man who blames "white men and asian women" for his inability to get laid. He also openly hates all white people despite being half white, fetishizes both white and asian women to a disturbing degree, and constantly uses Tumblrese terms like "microaggression", and calls people he doesn't like privileged without a hint of irony. He mods an identity politics subleddit for half asians and shits himself with rage whenever white people are mentioned. He also frequents TheRedPill to prove to himself that he isn't an SJW where he is universally ignored for being an SJW faggot.
On top of this, he spergs the fuck out when called an SJW.
Milking techniques:
Call him an SJW.
Pretend to be a woman of one of his preferred races. Fuck with his mind.
PM him those fetish copypastas from r9k(found here: https://hapasons.wordpress.com/).
Claim to be a white man with a girlfriend/wife of one of his preferred races. Taunt him.
Personal Lolcow Stories Thread
We've had some fantastic results with these in the earlier incarnations of this board, so I think it'd be worth it to try it again.
Everybody's met one - that one freakshow of a person you'll never be able to forget about no matter how hard you try. The kind of person we all know IRL who would be a lolpig if they had any kind of internet presence, so let's hear about your experience with IRL lolpigs.
I'll go first
>The kid we called "Leaflet"
"Leaflet" was a kid from my Highschool who was - simply put - fucking awful to be around. He was a hardcore, textbook vegan stoner fuckhead from a hippie family and managed to fit every stereotype you could imagine. Diet that consisted of composite and twigs? Check. Extremely preachy, self-righteous attitude? Check. Greasy downytail and scrawny arms? Check. Irrational conspiracies about "big pharma" and alternative medicine? Fucking check.
You know how sometimes, as a joke, people will say "I bet that guy thinks his shit doesn't stick" to make fun of someone's ego? Leaflet actually thought his shit didn't stink. He would go on and on about how "GMOs" and "Toxins" in processed food made your shit smell bad.
I don't think he was autistic - he was never diagnosed with anything and I'm not a doctor - but there had to be something wrong with his head. He had absolutely no social skills whatsoever. He could barely speak, his eyes were always all over the place, he was incredibly rude and could never talk about anything but vegan bullshit. If you tried to talk to him about television or sports he would very loudly talk over you and steer the conversation back to veganism or "big pharma" or weed or some other bullshit.
Here's the weird thing about him - he used to follow people to the bathroom and try to smell their shit. I learned this first hand one day when I asked to be excused to the bathroom and Leaflet immediately asked so he could go too. He tried to play it cool like he wasn't following me, but the second I left my stall he practically slammed right into me and started ranting about how my shit stank and I needed to eat more organic vegetables.
You should have fucking seen the crap he'd bring to lunch - do you remember that Spongebob episode where Spongebob makes a "Sundae" out of a rotting peanut plant and a shitload of ketchup? Leaflet's meals made that crap look appetizing. He would bring in these weird balls of green crap that looked like something you'd fertilize your garden with, gross mushy pastes, stuff that didn't even fucking look like they were vegetables at anyone point - and he would eat this shit. It was revolting.
One day, a bunch of kids promised him they'd all go vegan if he took a big whiff of his own turd and it didn't smell bad. I can remember being there when it happened. It was so beautiful, like watching opera. He stuck his head in the bowl, took a big whiff, pulled his head back and gagged, and then he gasped loudly and ran out of the bathroom screaming. I never laughed so damn hard.
Keep in mind, most kids who went to my school weren't dicks - there were no "cool kids" or bullies or anything like that, everyone just left each other alone. Leaflet was a rare exception - he pissed everyone off so much they HAD to fuck with him. It wasn't like Leaflet didn't fuck with kids back, though. He was pretty much the scrawniest, weakest bully you'd ever meet.
One day, Leaflet's reign of terror came to an end when he made the mistake of following a girl to the bathroom. He snuck in behind her, smelled her shit and then ran up to her screaming about the evils of factory farms and GMOs or whatever, and she fucking ran out of the room screaming.
He got expelled for that. The teacher got fired too. Someone told the principal that he'd been "letting" Leaflet follow kids to the bathroom and he tried to defend himself by saying he thought it was some kind of "autistic ritual" and making him stop would cause an emotional breakdown. It didn't work because Leaflet was never diagnosed with any form of autism.
The only cool thing about him was that his dad looked like The Dude from The Big Lebowski. I always liked to pretend he had two gay dads and the other one looked like John Goodman.
Nick Bate: Pre-Trial thread
We're only one month away from the trial, so let's festively speculate on the possible happenings before the fun begins.
According to some allegations, the prosecution is claiming Nick's sexual misconduct goes even further than everything previously documented. While most us agree a conviction is a guarantee, there's a slim possibility Nick might be committed in a psych ward, given court ordered therapy or some other form of mandatory rehabilitation.
Despite Nick providing a military surplus of circumstantial evidence to convict him (anyone who's been following him doesn't have to exhaustively list it all, but freaking out on Twitter and sending that video put two huge nails in his coffin), the prosecution is still missing one component for their case to be airtight: hard evidence.
Other mitigating factors to consider:
1. Chatlogs can neither be proven nor falsified based solely on word alone.
2. The witnesses are somewhat questionable. Aside from his family, the only people who really had any connection to Nick are those he met online, living miles away from him, one of which he cyberstalked who, in turn, trolled him.
Nick's greatest defense could be his documented history of mental illness, aiding and abetting a NGRI plea. It can be reasonably inferred based on his psych evaluation that Nick clearly doesn't understand what is wrong with his sexual predilections for young children. Furthermore, a cursory glance at Nick's digital footprint confirms his histrionics coupled with habitual lying. His relatively young age could also earn him some clemency.
It ain't over yet, but one thing for sure: freedom will be a thing of Nick's past.
Jessi Slaughter
Is Jessi Slaughter still a cow? Last I heard she became a trans boy called Damian.
SJW Nutjob Shanley Kane
This bitch has become pretty notorious in the tech community, as she viciously goes after any company and CEO insufficiently committed to "diversity" and has spectacular meltdowns on a near-daily basis.Here's a great thread devoted to this bitch, highlighting just how crazy and pathetic she is: http://mpcdot.com/forums/topic/8007-leave-me-alone-leave-me-the-fuck-alone-and-stop-writing-about-me/
And here's the Milo Yiannopoulos article that caused her to set her Twitter profile to Private for a while: http://www.breitbart.com/london/2014/12/10/the-madness-of-queen-shanley/
Note that she yesterday posted Milo's private phone number online and had her followers harass him - while crying about doxing and harassment herself!
https://twitter.com/shanley
Zootopia
The movie that furfags have been shitting themselves over for months is opening in a few days. The most autistic ones are already planning on going to see it in fursuits. What do you predict will happen, /pig/?
I'm predicting at least one fursuit-related sex crime will make the news. Pic related is a likely scenario.
Linkara: Movie edition
Last thread hit bump limit.
Old thread: >>46217
Nasty Cockslut's movie is dropping in a couple days, who's willing to watch through and summarize the autism?
Embed related is the trailer, copy the link and toss it into http://keepvid.com/ to not give any youtube shekels. More info from the /tv/ threads to follow.
/tv/ thread 1: http://8ch.net/tv/res/156621.html
/tv/ thread 2: https://8ch.net/tv/res/181379.html
Paul Latza
Halfchan Lolcow Paul Latza got majorly trolled yesterday. Someone pretended to be Mike from RedLetterMedia and got him to make an audition video and drive out all the way to Milwaukee for a job interview.
The Youtube Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iu_YMM9dTxg
The Email Conversation: http://pastebin.com/TetqGQjM
Who is Paul Latza?
Some mega autist who was obsessed with this website channel awesome (who have a bunch of reviewers like cinema snob, nostalgia critic, linkara etc) saw that Doug Walker could get thousands of dollars on indiegogo to fund projects. So he attached himself to one of Doug's actors and they made a video and campaign to raise an obscene amount of money… like 700k I think, to fund a shitty musical webseries called My Date with a Secret Agent (which was inspired by his hero Joss Whedon's "Dr Horrible's Sinalong Blog - he's a male feminist).
The problem is that all his cocks to date has been the cringiest, garbage shit. He lacks any interpersonal skills and can't objectively view his own work and calls it award winning. The highlight of his work is a segment where he sings a self written song named "The Gamer Every Gamer Should Know" - which was just a carbon copy of a My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic song, replacing the word "pony" with "gamer". He's a brony and constantly brings up the fact. He has a history of abhorrent, cringey tweets. Any way, as John De Lancie was in My Little Pony and worked on some documentary that he made actual money from about the fanbase (he saw how crazy and ravenous they were and exploited it for financial gain as he has zero career prospects) - Latza confused this and thought "Hey, he must love working on shitty internet projects!" - so he called John De Lancie's manager before he even raised money and his manager said "Yeah, he might be interested if you have money" - so Latza made his campaign with the boast that John De Lancie might be interested! He confused the notion that De Lancie was interested in cash with De Lancie was interested in his ideas and script. Any way, of the $700k they raised, he only raised $521. /tv/ thought it funny and started sending him messages and stuff. The people who work for channel awesome, including Brad Jones, started getting weird messages because he's an autist and he kept bothering everyone because he wants to be part of the community. So he went all "pls respond" and keeps harassing everyone. Now Brad Jones is here, posting screenshots of him being a super creep. Because mods delete Latza thread, we make John De Lancie thread. Or "deep plots" (another boast he made on the indiegogo page where he compared his work to that of Joss Whedon) threads.
After the first acknowledgement of 4chan he had a breakdown.
Extra: Racist lets play video 'Sand niggas' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oksxqcz6H9o A pitch if you are interested in editing skills, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnW5n-CrWBQ
Gail's Dildo
Does anyone have Gail's dildo video anymore? Or atleast the video(s) that was/were on OneTrueMedia.
Dave Kelly (Shmorky) Thread
I know you fags remember this ugly asshole, he comes up every once in a while for pulling edgy antics like dressing up as a girl and openly alienating his very few personal friends by being a dickwad.
Some guy posted his latest debacle on 4/x/ where his schizophrenic fiance (how'd he even get one kek) started texting Lowtax and his wife about them being satanists or something. Even recorded an argument between the two
Links:
https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_o1w43x4GGX1v772mro1.mp3 (Argument between Shmorky and his schizo gf)
http://boards.4chan.org/x/thread/17311744/heres-the-mp3
(Fag who posted this on /x/ for some fucking reason)
SA (eww) thread on it:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3762459&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
Encyclopedia Dramatica article on him:
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Dave_Kelly
This guy's been up to nothing but kekworthy shit since 2000, don't know if it will but this latest event might turn into more hilarity. Perhaps we can julay it somehow?
Find out next time on the
Adventures into the land of Goonsquad: Behind the Diaper
Alexander Jahans
Just watch this video where he shows how assblasted he is about trolling
Cringy as shit from the get-go
His entire channel is nothing but this retard with moobs sperging over conservatives, sucking off to SJWs thinking he's ever gonna get any and justifying why he is such a mediocre cunt, like for example why he can't be arsed to fucking edit anything which is why all his videos are a half-hour of an unintelligible fat fuck having trouble breathing
Shadow Joe aka Colonel McBadass aka Harold Hall
Some of you might remember an individual by the name of Colonel McBadass. He first achieved infamy in 2012 when he got permabanned from TV Tropes for being a creepy pedo. He then proceeded to stalk lolacat, the girl who got him banned. A guy challenged him to a fight and the Colonel never showed up. After everyone mocked him for his cowardice, he vanished. One year later, he reemerged and picked a fight with 888chan's incarnation of /cow/. /cow/ responded by mocking him, doxing him, and making a whole bunch of prank calls to his house. Harold responded to those prank calls by trying to kill himself. You can read about the whole ordeal here:
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Colonel_McBadass
Guess what? He's back under the name Shadow Joe, and he has learned nothing from his past experiences. He's still tard raging over the dumbest shit. Here's his YouTube account where he uploads copyrighted clips and rages at various web sites:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvV1Gqn26IQJFSCaZJlki8A/feed
He was also dumb enough to tie a whole bunch of other social media accounts to his YouTube account, all of which are filled with evidence proving he's Colonel McBadass under a different name. Here's his twitter account where he bitches about statutory rape and fantasizes about having sex with teenage girls:
https://twitter.com/MewTrillion
Here's his ask.fm page, which is loaded with massive amounts of unwarranted self-importance as well as pity whoring:
He also has several blogs:
http://gofuckyourselfaldritch.blogspot.com/
http://shadowjoe.blogspot.com/
http://ishallenlightenyou.blogspot.com/
I'm now looking through his videos. Holy shit, they're loaded with autism. Let's start with this one where he rages at reddit for stealing something of his. The video is all blurry in order to hide the fact that he looks like a condom full of crisco.
Suede a /cow/ too Autistic for Channel Awsome
>This male feminist SJW New Zealander is still ass hurt Bronies told feminists fuck off
>Draws parallels between the brony fandom and America the nation cause they are both anti-Progressive
>Bronies need to be progressive like the Steven universe fandom the same way that america needs to be progressive like the UK
>Brings up gun control on anti-brony video
>Bring up pro anti-Americanism cause brony levels toxic Masculinity
>autistic anime avatar that looks like it belongs on DA holding a fucking katana
> think that he gets edgy points for complaining about Bush
>Got fried from Channel awesome years ago because he not talented enough or too autistic for the company
>Jewwario is dead. And he still gets more subs than him.
Holy shit. How much of a hipster cuck you have to be when Brony Masculinity is threatening too you? He worth keeping on eye on. He sounds like a less Successful Anthony burch in the making.
John "face me in the halls of debate" Kelly
How is there not a thread on this idiot yet?
He's the single most julayable cow in the entire GG shitshow. Check his twitter, it's 200+ posts per day of pure unadulterated autism.
John is a random nobody who is singlehandedly taking down the evil e-celebs surrounding GG through hours long streams in which he "debates" people until they give up out of exhaustion. He's rumored to be Daedalus The Dopefish of ED fame as they both have the same style of "debate", however concrete proof has yet to be shown.
https://twitter.com/jkellytwit/with_replies
jkellyblog.com
https://www.youtube.com/c/JohnKellyStreams
Some "debates" he recently starred in:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3S9WMtP5xY in which he gets his shit wrecked by Sargon of Akkad, and then ejected for continuing to use circular logic
Followed by https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYw88XirpF4 which he immediately started upon being thrown from the previous stream. Sargon once again puts him in his place, and Satan makes him look like a complete tool for about 3 hours.
Happy julaying, this guy always bites.
Leonard F. Shaner
Taking the internet by storm this week, this cow has produced unlimited milk in a few short days. There is literally too much to post here, but the first page of this 100+ page thread explains nicely. Most recently, Len has solicited the help of Anonymous via their Facebook page.
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/leonard-f-shaner-jr-rail-fan-foamer-shitlord.9940/
Doomguy2000: Doom's biggest (and probably only) sperglord.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you, the doom community's biggest pig.
Doomguy2000.
Who is Doomguy2000, you ask?
Doomguy 2000 is an exceptional individual, better known for making pretty bad Doom mods, and getting banned by pretty much all major Doom forums for his behavior, to the point of being mocked by 4ch's /vr/, he calls all his critics "pigardly haters", showing that he's uncapable of handling criticism, and over the years after being banned from Doomworld and other communities he made his own forums where he constantly whines about Doomworld constantly (showing that he just can't let it go), he's egotistical to the point of writing his own article about him on the DoomWiki, and showing up every time someone is mocking him on the internet, he has a Youtube account where he uploads videos about his masterpieces and his rants against other people.
http://doomguy2000.boards.net/thread/92/idgames-archive-longer
here, he cries that a doom wad archive (/idgames) has quality control, and that they refuse to accept every stupid wad he uploads.
Here's him crying about it.
http://doomguy2000.boards.net/thread/89/nowadays-all-sheer-mediocrity-greatness
Here's him bitching that people like wads that aren't his.
His alt, Justice Infinity, is where he posts videos featuring him arguing with anyone who dares critique his work, or make fun of him.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGvVIO38RkKvVLaRuWviFIQ
He's notorious for stealing cocks from other wads, and pretending that he created said cocks himself, as well as pretending that stealing cocks takes him significant amounts of time and effort.
If you make fun of him or the wads he makes, watch out. You'll incur the wrath of a 20-something sperg with assburgers. Prepare to become an enemy in one of his wads, as he did with Scuba Steve after he criticized Doomguy's Warzone, the magnum opus of Doomguy2000.
Gooftroop
Do you guys remember that one guy who decided that he was a 'goofy'? I don't remember his name and I'm trying to locate the laugho imagery. He had a Furaffinity account too if I remember correctly.
onision thread
So /cow/ what does he do these days. Does he still rant about veganism and religion and stuff?
SAD /cow/"s thread
Is anyone else has a /sadpig/ you feel almost sorry for? For me that /sadpig/ is Phelous.
>Lupa refuses to marry him
>have a site they share with her
>has to split income with Lupa anyways
>her section is just shitty vlogs about tv series
>Phelous actually makes multitude of quality cocks on different subjects that brings the traffic
>meanwhile Phelous was loyal enough to leave with her when she was kick from the site.
>Only to have to deal with Lupa aging like julay and being a attention whore feminists drama queen still
>for let's be honest, the rest of his life until he dies
Confessions of Saint Pullara
End of the line for Lordkat. He's shutting down his shows because he ruined his friendships with great people like… spoony. Also his dreams are dead or what have you.
Glory Days of Trolling - GayDiamond
Some of you remember the days between late 2007 and early 2008. Anonymous was at its peak, fresh from the Hal Turner raid, Habbo Hotel and many other successful trolling plans, all leading to Fox 11 News's hilariously inaccurate report.
One of the lesser known targets (partially because the person in question has done everything in "her" power to scrub any trace of "her" digital footprint from existence) was one Margerie Brubaker, or GayDiamond, a transgender psychic from Texas. Following Chris Crocker's infamous "Leave Britney Alone" video, she earned a spotlight from having made several videos defending him and loudly denouncing "haters." Her inimitably shrill voice, aggressive demeanor and psychotic Christian theology fused with astrology gained the attention of Anonymous, who then proceeded to troll her. Her reaction to the ensuing mockery to a spiral of greater scrutiny of her life until she promptly cut off all contact, abandoned the Gaydiamond account and started a new channel talking of astrological phenomena.
Video related.
Jason Unruhe's last stand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7npYT20UaG0
Jason Unruhe is accusing a communist goybook page of sending death threats to his mother and sister.
LIVE Lolcow
You may all be familiar with a faggot named Robin Gething from gamergate. For those not, basically he is a giant fucking shill who knows no bounds when it comes to self important assholery. I will try to offer some past examples later in this thread. But for now
this faggot is currently live explaining why "muh chan culture" should be a "problematic identity" and so forth
If you would like to dunk him live on air simply follow
https://plus.google.com/hangouts/_/g6q25ysqizjxvick22ehyxli4ia?hl=en
Here is the actual stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGsFWUxXdAY
Ps: being called a cuck triggers him
Chibi Pt. 2
Continuation from >>109629
Chibi, the constantly delivering "speedrunning" lolcow will be hosting a "cringe stream" (his idea) soon.
CWCki
Anyone ever notice the CWCki has considerably toned down the hostility towards Chris? In years past, the editors abandoned any pretenses to an NPOV to condemn Chris's faults, whether it was his inappropriate public behavior or any perceived homophobia, racism, et cetera.
Now, the site seems to be taking a much more moderate stance towards Chris. Did something prick at their collective conscience? Did someone realize the tone inspired hundreds of A-Logs and Weens?
What happened?
Jennifer Keller-Burns/"Laughing Witch"
Posting this from /baphomet/:
http://8ch.net/baphomet/res/98444.html
>Meet Jennifer Keller, also known by YouTube alias "Laughing Witch." She's what some what could call Alex Jones on crack if he was a SJW. She is a 52 year old feminist and lives in the state of Maryland.
>She is the wife of Paul Burns, the owner of Porcelain Tubs Restoration, and is currently the Vice President of the company, which has been featured by mainstream news outlets like The Washington Post, FOX, NBC, and ABC.
>Current Address
Bowie, MD 20719
>Home phone #
301 262 3161
She has apparently stirred up shit lately trying to get that thunderf00t guy fired from his job by getting her followers to spread rumors about her. This, however, is irrelevant. The point here is that she's pretty damn easy to julay.
http://www.prankdial.com/listen/1091699180
>HEY HEY TELL THUNDERF00T TO SUCK A DICK
So is her husband, who can be contacted here:
https://www.facebook.com/Porcelain-Tub-Restorations-223584184478108/
Cuckold Forum
http://www.cuckoldsforum.com/emotional-support/8895-cuckold-break-up.html
I think this site might have potential.
hi
hi i am barck i took some time off
Halfchan /o/ Potential Lolcow
There is a furry by the name of Alex on halfchan /o/ that owns this stupid blue truck. Shown are pictures of the front and the back.
I see potential here; what say you?
Movieblob: 21 clogged arteries edition
Old thread here: >>192551
When we last left our ponderous protagonist, anon made the discovery that blob secretly fears that dudebros named chad all across the nation are secretly planning on becoming bisexuals for the sole purpose of objectifying men and women at the same time, ascending to new heights of unchecked privilege in the process. Will the white knight of countless chins be able to repulse the thundercocks with his amorphous form and pointless nintendo knowledge, or will he shit the bed and be forced to endure such horrible oppression as being the victim of cat calls and street whistles?
Tune in next week, same fat time, same fat channel!
WEWLAD
Some extremely upset failure on /pol/ is flipping his shit after someone called his comics shitty.
if anyone wants to julay this insufferable faggot for maximum keks, feel free to do so.
his ASSPAIN
>>>/pol/4875625
his account holder is "Maldraw/gijinka/mighty_buzzer"
http://tapastic.com/perfusion1488
https://twitter.com/mighty_buzzer
http://maldraw.deviantart.com/
his shitty project:
https://www.patreon.com/christchan?ty=h
might post this elsewhere, everyone deserves a fair shair of their daily lulzpig julaying.
Softcore Lolcows
Can anybody recommend me some "softcore" lolpigs? Lolpigs who's entertainment value doesn't come with a side of disgusting hygiene and/or perversions? I pretty much only fuck around on the internet while I'm on a break and eating, but lolpigs like Chris Chan and Pixyteri are too vomit-inducing to enjoy while you're also trying to enjoy your meal.
My usual go-tos are the Channel Awesome crowd, but they're getting a little stale. Any suggestions?
Community /mai/ a potential farm
Has anyone ever considered the potential here?
Waifufags talking about their mental problems and the like
http://8ch.net/mai/res/23896.html
One that goes by the handle Glass has some real potential
http://8ch.net/mai/res/41193.html
Their current bunker
SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
Be sure to thank Mr Skeletal every dayTumblr: http://shred-my-anxiety.tumblr.com/
Instagram: http://instagram.com/ghost.in.my.pocket
Twitter: https://twitter.com/goodbye_atticus
read more here from our bitchy sister /pt/:
https://lolcow.farm/pt/res/21279.html
https://lolcow.farm/pt/res/32362.html
https://lolcow.farm/pt/res/34685.html
Slut-possitive fetish model is taking the fight against trolls to real life
I think we've got something here.
"Emily Snow" is a "fetish model" who recently decided to do some anti-"slut shaming" pictures. At least one commenter called her a slut, and tried to make the point that it is hypocritical of her to find it offensive to be called slut while she herself is calling herself (reclaiming) it.
She thought the best way to deal with this was not to ignore him, but to challange him to meet her in real life. For some reason that alludes me he accepted. They met up in a Starbucks, where he explained himself and she called him a faggot and tried to challenge him to a fight. The man was cordial until her frustration boils over and she throws a coffee over him. When he gets more aggressive and calls her a a dick sucking whore she pepper spays him. Then she runs away like a little bitch.
They both intend to press charges (although I didn't know being maced was an offence): https://archive.is/5NWGr
The fan she assulted elaborates from his reddit account (TheFoolAndTheWorld): https://www.reddit.com/r/houston/comments/464pbz/did_anyone_catch_the_lovers_quarrel_at_the/
>WOW you guys, someone reached out to me and showed me this thread. Well, I'm the guy in the video, my name is Agnello. I made a comment not about Emily being a slut but about her being a hypocrite, as she was complaining about supposed "creepy guys" looking at her, while she does fetish modeling and webcam porn. She asked me to meet her, I agreed to meet her SPECIFICALLY saying I was willing to have a conversation with her, I wasn't looking to fight (I'm 6'3'' and 210 lbs, I know the damage I could do if I unleash myself on someone smaller than me, so I am careful). It is clear from the video that I was there to have polite civil discourse, while she was there to fight and assault me. I was polite and calm almost the entire time, while she tried to get me to come outside from the beginning, I told her I thought it was safer for both of us to meet inside, but she sought to provoke me, first with homophobic slurs and then by throwing a hot drink on my face. Then, when I got upset at her attack I did curse her out (wouldn't you react animalistically at being assaulted with a hot liquid by someone with obvious malicious intent)? And I walked behind her as she left, not fast, but at her same pace and keeping a certain distance. She claims that I slapped her in the head, but I can assure that I didn't lay a hand on her till AFTER she decided to attack me with pepper spray, when I kicked her twice to stop her from attacking me. Later on I learned that her sister (called Alexandra Long) was with her, and her sister supposedly had a knife and concealed gun on her, waiting for me to come outside and "lay a hand" on Emily, which I didn't do. Emily is obviously a mentally disturbed person, she has a history of mental problems, eating disorders, self mutilation, drug abuse, and of course pornography with her vagina spread open towards the camera. And now she is claiming I'm threatening her and that I was stalking her outside of her home, etc, but if I had her home address and legal name, I would have sent the cops directly to her, don't you think? She is a pathological liar, and she will have to respond to the authorities for her actions. And yes, charges have been made against her, and right now the police are investigating the matter.
Supposedly she's got mental disorders as well as drug problems — good qualities in a potential pig. Her sister is called Alexandra Long, more on that in the next post.
I can't easily remember an internet tough guy who actually assulted someone in real life. At any rate, someone so fragile that she'll assult people for calling her names online surely must be easy to troll.
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/FetishDollEmily/videos
Webpage: http://www.fetishdollemily.com/
Twitter: https://twitter.com/fetishdollemily
Spongebob
Would classic Spongebob appeal to escapist autists today? I mean, it's not as mean-spirited as modern, but Bikini Bottom is too flawed to be ideal but it's still chill enough to sympathize with.
RationalWiki
Looked around the catalog, saw no RationalWiki thread. The sheer amount of SJW sperging about pseudoscience and patriarchy is an article away.
Dsp got swatted yo!
and it was glorious…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08eLVRrBZZ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgNzJx5EUTM
"this has gone too far!" fuck you, he deserves death. he's lucky no one came and straight up murdered him in his fucking sleep.
fuck this guy.
Acid/Acid Man
Where were you when the BO of /gamergatehq/ decided to write a whole manifesto about himself?
https://gamergatenews.wordpress.com/2015/02/11/a-gamergate-story-a-state-of-the-gate-address-part-1/
Of course, this is not even getting into the loony shit this guy was getting into during his time at Operatorchan (think /k/, except so autistic even /k/ told them to fuck off):
http://www.operatorchan.org/w/res/3122.html
http://www.operatorchan.org/stem/res/2696.html
http://www.operatorchan.org/stem/res/5423.html
http://www.operatorchan.org/stem/res/5423.html
http://www.operatorchan.org/w/res/6228.html
http://www.operatorchan.org/stem/res/6973.html
http://www.operatorchan.org/w/res/10568.html
http://www.operatorchan.org/w/res/11002.html
Putting aside your opinion on goobergators, this is a fucking surreal level of pure liquid autism
Why has nobody bothered to bring this up yet?
SJW butt hurt drama over Nazi Pony
Surprise no one posted about this major Brony shitstorm on here yet. Nevertheless enjoy /cow/
MLP fan animator KanashiiPanda released a short Animation with Aryanne awhile back. Naturally it has a lot of swastikas.
You can see the full version with sound here
http://kanashiipanda-nsfw.tumblr.com/post/129741960035/so-i-took-a-break-from-my-main-project-made
As you could imagine the people over at derpybooru turned the comment sections into a battlefield. Hardly 12 hours up and already over 200 comments regarding national socialism, politics, the public image of horsefuckers and antibrony propaganda.
See the full scale habbeding here:
https://derpibooru.org/986756?scope=scpe7e93d4e8903cb774a3002d8c979ebf50649ddda2
Tumblr alone is full of salty people demanding Censorship
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So check this. There's a 4chan mod named Troid, and he's a massive My Little Pony fag who writes lesbian fan fiction. He's the main mod for /a/, /u/, and /mlp/.
https://www.fanfiction.net/u/2068783/Troid
I've seen the guy in action and he is one of the biggest retards ever. On more than one occasion I've seen him ask over IRC what a simple word meant rather than just google'ing it for himself.
SomethingAwful #2
Old thread ( >>111432 ) appears to be auto-sageing. The topic may not even have enough steam for another thread, but here goes. Minor update.
Remember from the chan culture thread ( >>111578 ) when goons accused 8chan of being a haven for kiddie porn? There is a comprehensive post about the hypocrisy here: http://somethingsensitive.com/index.php?topic=6895.msg225688#msg225688
Well, SS discovered yet another well-revered pedophile on the SA forums. He goes by the name of Zeitgueist and was previously doxxed and exposed as being a massively pretentious hypocrite.
His history on The Gentlemans Club, which is a porn torrent site created and run by and for goons, revealed that he downloaded and shared a 'nudist collection.' See image #1 for what this means, screenshots from: http://somethingsensitive.com/index.php?topic=6964.100
The concerned citizens and all-around good samaritans at SS e-mailed Lowtax and SA forum admins about the potential CP baron in their midst. Oh, and the FBI. The SA leadership not only shit his pants and did nothing, but proceeded to ban and probate people who referenced Zeitgueist's proclivities as well as saying things that are downright wholesome compared to popping boners over children. See image #2.
He was eventually banned at his own request, not by a mod's judgement. That is seriously how proactive they are in distancing themselves from pedophiles.
An admin was eventually pressured into permabanning that handle. His parting words were:
>"Ok so there was a bunch of extremely weird offsite drama and ongoing harassment about this guy, and now someone says he downloaded a file called "nudism collection", and someone else insists that that is a code phrase for child pornography. If that sounds extremely tenuous to you you're not alone but I am not going to bat for zeitgueist today." See image #3.
Applemilk1988
Any idea what she's been up to?
Jay Allen AKA A Man In Black AKA Raziel Lupin trying to suppress evidence of his cringe past
LOLpig TRIES TO HIDE THE TRUTH BY ABUSING TWITTER SYSTEMS
After initially denying the pictures were even him, self images of self titled 'freelance writer' A Man in Black (https://twitter.com/a_man_in_black) began disappearing from Twitter, along with comments critical of him up to a year old.
It seems he's likely using a connection to Twitter, a platform he uses for his "social justice activism," as a means to try and put a can on the lols currently being julayed out of him.This is a new form of institutionalized butthurt.
His anally devastated state of course proving the pictures are genuine, thus making it even funnier.
Here are a few further examples:
https://twitter.com/Camarouge/status/700769024162967552
https://twitter.com/Doomskander/status/699904177242296320
https://twitter.com/Cwheezee/status/700818338260373504
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CbnSM8ZWEAE6nZe.png
I'm sure you're all students of the Streisand effect so i shall leave you with a gif, a gallery of his cringe:
Have fun ;)
I'll have my mod status back now, thanks.
Greetings, faggots. I don't think I need any introduction since I'm already pretty fucking famous around here. This place has really gone to shit without my leadership and trusty banhammer.
Make me a mod or I'll fuck your GF/crush.
FAG TRIES TO HARD;DECIDES TO AN HERO; FAIL!!!
Pic related; its the fag himself
Used to be a decent, self respecting fag.
Fastforward to present day: Tries almost too hard to let EVERYONE AND THEIR DEAD ANCESTORS KNOW HE'S GAY
>Be Me
>Have Fag's big sister as English Teacher
>"My brother and I have been out for a few days but I am back now. All i can say is that he's okay but the whole thing has been very frightening"
>HFS
>He tried to An Hero
>Can't even do that right
>Previous day
>Drama bitch tha used to have a thing for me talking to another Drama girl with perfect tits and round ass
>"We need a temporary replacement for <Fag>, he's okay but we need a replacement for now"
>All lights blaring.
>Annoying fag did something, probs Suricide.
Literally tries to hard to look gay.
Spandex, Beanies, Girl Clothing, Make up, Talks 10x as gay as generic gay man
Pic is from recent dance he went to. Pic makes me want to An Hero just looking at it.
Null/Josh thread
Old one hit the bump limit >>199613
In our last episode Josh's revenge attempt failed spectacularly, because he went about it in the dumbest way possible. For future reference: if you have incriminating evidence, just release it. Don't smugly gloat about having it, and tell everyone that you will release it slowly to build hype for a shitty stream.
HW's preemptive strike: https://medium.com/@infinitechan/the-smoking-cup-of-coffee-3ac35aa3234#.ave71yn63
Josh's post: https://medium.com/@ItsJoshProbably/why-8chan-will-not-be-getting-infinity-next-d8116d162c7#.cup17687z
Autphag General #umpteenth
Because I'm bored, and my degenerate friends have all but abandoned me in proving the hypocrisy of the ideological position their ilk harbour, and we could all do with a new Autphag thread (not to mention my rotten fucking hell-bound gangbanging faggot cum goblin pimp ex lied about there being a lack of responses to the most recent one), I thought I'd leave this here.
I ran various sites through grade-reading level algorithms only to find that /cow/ indeed ranks at the bottom, much as I suspected owing to the recent and abysmal decline in its quality, that I'm sure has even P-Logic rolling on the floor, laughing about his previous espousing of "simplified" Negroid English. /cow/ is the consequence of that policy taken a little too far.
Mathew Buck AKA Film Brian
Matthew Cuck might be the most pathetic lolcow from Channel awesome.
Even a bigger loser than Spoony & Linkara.
>He is so Annoying that not even the Autistic's that watch TGWTG like him.
>So pathetic even the people who mock or troll CA e-celebs forget he exist
>Think Shouting his meme SYMBOLISM is comedy
>British militant Atheist who cries islamophobia & racism when any film has a Muslim villain or criticizes Islam in anyway
>Like Doug walker bitches about how Daredevil is Christian propaganda for having catholic Symbolism
>#Refugeeswelcome
>Told many gay jokes yet complains when a movie does the same
>He champions how liberals are pro art, Advocated Censorship when a movie like Project X that has teen drug use
>Only person from CA who reviews fade diets
>Outrage over movies having crude humor, yet he pretend Jerk off to a black woman from Pluto Nash.
Angry #GingerLivesMatter SJW, CopperCab, HIs ex-girlfriend was a woman, you sexist homosexual!
Just saw Milo responding to this guy on Twitter:
https://twitter.com/Nero/status/691634281861517313
Watch this video. I'm not sure this isn't some kind of brilliant satire, but if not, this may be the biggest SJW cow I've ever seen. Look how angry he got at the idea of a gay conservative from his perspective of a straight fat mangina and how many logical hoops he has to jump through to make his argument. "Don't dare call me homophobic, I've got gay in my blood!" "I'm not white, I'm ginger!" "How dare you sexually objectify black men!" He's basically PC Principal in real life.
The guy got so angry, he's basically ready to have a heart attack, was literally spitting on his camera and then starts talking about his ex-girlfriend being a woman. Someone do something to provoke this nut further.
Edit: Looks like this guy was wannabe hillybilly rapper from that shitty reality show that got canceled. I think he may have become famous due to some bullshit on youtube. I don't remember, someone refresh my memory here. Again I could be wrong about this being a legit, cow, but I'm kind of 60/40 in regards to him really being that crazy.
Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath, otherwise known as snoopyfemme or HackerOnHacker
Here's something very /cow/worthy. A Laotian-descent Neo-Nazi necrophile banned from Deviantart plans a Valentine's Day massacre only to be arrested after police received a tip. Following her arrest, others uncovered loads of information about her.Of note:
>appears to have grown up relatively wealthy
>extracurricular activities include RPG clubs, school theater, et cetera
>attended college for creative writing
>a former member (possibly mod) of TwilightSucks
>developed a Nazi fetish as far back as 2007
>necrophiliac who loved to depict herself fucking corpses and writing necrophile erotica
>was banned from Deviantart for anti-LGBT comic (see attached)
>befriended numerous edgelords, including Slavros, Torture-Device and some tumblrites who apparently helped her hatch the planned massacre
>disliked by fellow Fascists. Lindsay was involved romantically with the IronMarch owner Alexander Slavros (Alisher Mukhitdinov). Despite the fact the love was wholly unrequited, Slavros played along for a ruse. An IronMarch user notified Lindsay that Slavros planned to break up with her during a Skype group call; she was hysterical. She contemplated (possibly threatened Slavros) suicide. The separation left Lindsay irreparably damaged
Sources:
http://politicalgates.blogspot.com/2015/02/revealed-lindsay-kantha-souvannarath-23.html
http://foxdickfar.ms/threads/failed-halifax-mass-shooter-asian-nazi-fetishist-lindsay-kantha-souvannarath.7744/
Alvin-Earthworm / Mark Raynes: SUPER MARIO BROS Z vs. Nintendo
Odds are this might be fertile julaying grounds.
Guy who made FLASH SPRITE VIDEOS back in Newgrounds try to revive his Super Mario meets Sonic meets Dragon Ball Z fanfic via Patreon. Nintendo of America shuts it down.
He then makes a new account that is a SECRET TO EVERYONE despite being a pinned tweet on his twitter profile to keep getting funds to do sprite movies.
Highlights include on ED include him saying making sprite movies take more work than actual fully drawn cartoons by industry professionals and apparently a lot of fur-faggotry that passed by me.
All the fur, all the faggotry: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/rukaisho/
ED: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Alvin-Earthworm
New Patreon (old one taken down by NoA): https://www.patreon.com/MarkHayne
Twitter: https://twitter.com/alvin_earthworm
/v/ thread https://8ch.net/v/res/8355259.html
Who ya gonna call?
Here's our Valentine's gift, /pig/.
-Love, /tv/ <3
https://www.youtube.com/user/bigjohnman84
https://twitter.com/PositivelyGB
^We're having trouble checking if this is the same guy but either way, he's just as autistic: https://twitter.com/PositivelyGB/status/680481193649934336
COOLCAT GOES TO E-COURT
So Derek Savage , aka creator of Cool Cat is officially an lolcow
For those who dont know, Cool Cat is a terrible terrible PSA movie featuring Dereks Fursona "Cool Cat" and its one of the most horribly made film you will ever see.
Some britbong youtuber made a review of it , and Derek had it and other reviews removed. Which has escalated to a shitstorm.
I had thought Derek might be autistic or a pedo before this, but these leaked emails confirm he is a lolcow manchild, he does all the shit youve seen before.
>Muh harassment
>Muh E-Lawyers and Cyber police
>I can take over your channel now
>I have your IP and know where you live
>I'll sue you!!!!
Gen Zed
So I looked at their facebook and apparently it's been active. I guess it's still happening according to a post they made:
"So! Where’s the damn show? We said Dec 2015 and it’s now Jan 2016 and…nothing. Well, here’s the scoop.
None of us are doing Gen Zed as our first (or indeed only) job. This is a passion project and we are fitting it as best we can into our already very busy schedules (sadly, rents don’t pay themselves). Alex, our key designer/animator, has been utterly buried with his paid work and couldn’t deliver what he’d initially thought he could in the time he’d promised.
So to help us move forward at a much faster rate we’ve brought the “BIG little FX” animation studio on board. And no, that doesn’t mean Alex is no longer a part of the process - he very much is! He’ll be designing all the characters and general look of the show as well as doing all backgrounds and storyboards. But in even BETTER news, BIG little FX is going to be doing the entire process in 3D! This doesn’t mean you’ll need special glasses to watch us; it’s a method of doing animation in a much more advanced manner. The Simpsons, for example, is done in 3D but they apply a special filter to it that makes it look 2D. Gen Zed will be made in the same way.
The contracts with BIG little FX were signed today and production will begin shortly. We hope to have the first episode finished by Spring and the full series will follow by Summer. We say “hope” because, again, this is a passion project and who knows what other obstacles will be thrown in the way.
But we will be delivering the series. The script was written and recorded in early 2015 - pretty much a year ago. And since launching our 2 minute trailer in May, we’ve nailed over 300,000 combined views on YouTube/Facebook; generated over 20 parody videos (some are 25 minutes long!!!), 2 parody Twitter accounts, rave reviews in the Huffington Post and the Advocate (to name just two) and we’re now officially listed on KnowYourMeme. We’re a meme! Off of just a trailer!!!
So hang in there - animation is notoriously long to produce and even longer when you’re doing it as a passion project. The show will be arriving later this year! And haters? SorryNotSorry.
Pew pew!!"
Pew pew
David "Walky" Willis
David M. Willis, more infamously known as Walky is a pretentious sjw douchebag who does some family guy-tier soapboxing comics.
http://badwebcomicswiki.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Shortpacked!
Widely hated by basically all Transformers collecting communities (he's a tf wiki admin) and the only forum that tolerates him still treats him like an annoying pet. /toy/ is especially known for hating him, and for good reason, he's a huge asshole. The link above is just a taste of his douchy antics.
SoildsnakeandSam aka Son of Sam 2
soildsnakeandsam (real name Jamie Sockett) is a crazy streamer that got banned twice from twitch day due to 4chan trolling, he would ban anyone that came into his chat even if they just said Hi.
What makes him crazy is that he has a make believe dog called Sam (like Son of Sam) who he has human conversation with, a number of his real "friends" say nothing about this craziness
He is a video where he sing the same song over and over for his "dog" Sam for over two and half hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBtMuhl9OGQ
Also many of the people he seems to be subscribed to are underage girls
Mighty No 9
The recent backlash against Inafune has shown that even after Dina, MN9 was a scam to begin with. Still got plenty of sperges defending it, but more to milk.
Christopher "Nuclear" Benett
For those of you who were unaware, there is a noted member of 8chan and /cow/ IRC who goes by "Nuclear." He is a 14 year old zoophiliac who claims to have 1/2 the world's supply of PDP-1s, along with countless other fantastic lies. His real name is Christopher Benett.
FNAFags
How bad do FNAFags get? I've seen some stupid shit like "The twerk of '87" but how bad does it get?
QueenPixyDesu
It's old news that Pixyteri is mentally unbalanced but has she finally went off the deep end? What I'm referring to is this "fan channel" (operated by PixyTeri herself).
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6xm_-LdpjmQrUTEHZ77qBw
Literally hundreds of videos posted all of the same thing; her prancing around in weaboo outfits acting cute and/or sexy. This is a 30 year old woman keep in mind.
Like I said, I know this isn't anything new but something about these latest videos is really disturbing. She seems totally unhinged, desperate and more autistic than before. I warn you now these videos aren't pleasant but I'd like to hear some opinions on what the fuck is going on.
Endomorphosis
Endomorphosis or Benjamin, is a kike wanna-be /pol/lack for saying the SJWs and Space Jews have cooped the revolt. Gets in a hissy for being told to fuck off, so he's spamming threads to spread his ego. Now he's whining about being saged, seeing porn and not have anything sucking his speghetti.Basically now a Jewish /pol/lack tripfag.
https://8chan.co/gamergate/res/168912.html (where he is getting his ass raped)
https://8chan.co/gamergate/res/169335.html (where he is getting porn'd)
Apperently, he's complaing about Hotwheels for making fun at him inb4 he tried to accuse him of censoring endo's e-celeb autism.
The funny part is that he's threatening 8chan if he isn't allowed to profit off of GG and want it to suck his cock.
@endomorphosis
His Twitter in case you want to see the kike.
eternal null/joshua moon thread
old one is autosaging >>197515
Josh is no doubt currently plotting an elaborate and autistic revenge plan. He has changed his kiwifarms avatar to Kylo Ren to better reflect his angst.
Possible endchan cows?
I found these posted on /pol/, there are multiple possibilities, but I'm curious who everyone here thinks would make the most fun to fuck with.
xaekai seems a possibility for being so buttblasted over some sissy faggot dying that he'd try to start a board war.
The 34 guy is a pollack downyfaggot, the one that keeps using mlp reaction images in /pol/ to everything most likely.
capone is a plain autist, but you can always find something there if you shake the tree enough.
And the owner made fun of Josh and Hotwheels continuously throughout the migration attempts, but turns out to be just as retarded as both combined. He constantly swapped the board between the two vying for control after initially confirming that yes, it was stolen by an /intl/ shill apparently, rather than simply return it to the original owner and be done with it. Wow in 8 seconds I solved this entire 4 hour spergfest.
Also this part struck me as extremely lulz.
> <&xaekai> Well Drinky_Kraw, from my perspective, you just registered every last common ID for downy named board just to prevent anyone else from using them
> <&xaekai> as a developer and website owner, that's like domain squatting
> <&xaekai> Which I despise
right because we've had an enormous problem on 8chan with people making board names and holding them hostage to sell to the people that want them.
wait, fuck, why isn't that a thing?
merchanting intensifies
also
> <~Punished_Snake> sorry about that shit earlier
> <~Punished_Snake> hell i'm sorry I ever gave you the board
> <~Punished_Snake> I'm sorry this ever happened
> <xaekai> Well, if your site takes off you would have heard from us eventually anyway.
> <xaekai> http://i.imgur.com/8rIobqx.png I'm not exactly an unknown entity. I have never heard of Drinky_Kraw until today.
ebin namefaggotry, cuck
ID politics? On MY chans? It's more likely than you think!
Hell you'd have to be forgiven for mistaking him as a politician the way he phrased that.
"DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?! I'M IMPORTANT IN THE WORLD OF EYE AR CEE YOU KNOW"
"YOU WILL BE HEARING FROM MY LAWYERS"
also should spamvote the pollack DK here just for the hell of it since that seems like it would buttblast the most downyfags.
Does anyone know what MLPA is by the way? That sounds like a possible place to look into for additional cows.
>.@Gep_Pone @8pone @TheQuQu What, you never heard of GNAA? "Gay niggers?" Skitty guy was saying 'everyone knew it was run by them' in /b/read
btw based on this I managed to figure out his twidduh is 2horses4cups but he seems to barely post at all. Looks like a gamergoy that ran out of things to post when he ceased his involvement.
also google searching DK brings up http://pastebin.com/n2vxyg4u
so he's been a niGGer since the beginning. I tried messaging but got no response.
also xaekai is one of those twits that uses the same name everywhere. Just throw it in.
https://www.youtube.com/user/Xaekai
Donald Clark (@xaekai) • Instagram photos and videos
https://www.instagram.com/xaekai/
See Instagram photos and videos from Donald Clark (@xaekai)
http://www.twitch.tv/xaekai twitchfaggotry, of course
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/xaekai ok now that is rich, mother fucking okcupid hahaha. https://archive.is/N0yCo
Now that is some boundless faggotry.
>I spend a lot of time thinking about: Intellectual barriers. Materialism. Criminal Acts.
hmm, apparently you can't see the questions anymore without an account on okcupid. Guess I've not visited that for too long.
as to that other guy http://rule34.paheal.net/user/krawczyk
http://krawczyk.deviantart.com that's uh, that's it. Well, damn. Also an escapist account with 0 posts. Outside of r34 it was a real ghost town.
I'm thinking he's a writefag on the chans, I didn't turn up any art though. But I'm sure I've seen that writing style on old/v/ and /tg/
I didn't put much energy (read: any) into digging snakedude since he has a site that could just be easily spammed.
oh almost forgot: https://derpibooru.org/profiles/Niggoslav_Krawczyk
he mentions yelling at josh about being unable to log into his board. That seems to line up with when the activity here takes a nosedive.
anyway I leave it up to /cow/. One, some, everyone? Have fun.
David "Lightning Rod" Custer
Anyone familiar with the madman behind Lightning Rod, a one-man band with Nazi lyrics?
If you can imagine David Tanny anally impregnating Gary Numan who then, after giving birth, sent his child to Segregationist parents for adoption, you'd be much closer to describing David Custer. Lightning Rod is the epitome of outsider music, but given his white nationalist politics, he's an outsider among outsiders. His record label MSR Productions, billed as being "in service of the Anglo-Saxon race since 1988," is little more than a stockpile of Skrewdriver bootlegs where his liner notes often serve as a vehicle for mudslinging at his white power contemporaries - in one instance labeling Vaginal Jesus as "Turko-Mongoloid Metal" and "genetic debris." Despite operating one of the oldest continuing White Power record labels, his own audience considers him to be a complete laughingstock. But that doesn't stop our hero; in Custer’s eyes, his music is tailor-made for conscientious intellectuals and college students while Bound for Glory is music for trailer-dwelling, tattooed skinheads and monster truck rally attendees.
With his awkward timing and off-key whine over a drum machine and guitar, Custer wastes no time letting us know who's on his shitlist. He's got the strictest definition of whiteness enforced: even the Irish, southern Italians, Spanish and Greeks aren't spared his Aryan wrath. To him, they deserve to be purged along with all Jews and non-whites.
Interspersed throughout the record are skits involving Custer and his "friends," all with suspiciously synthesized voices. Perhaps I should assume the worst and believe Custer is kept company by a Microsoft Sam. "Slavs and Spooks, Greeks and Gooks" opens with a man in a coma, later revealed to be caused by the disgust of witnessing George Burdi out and about with his Indian girlfriend, has to be revived by doctors who play the British Union of Fascists anthem really loud in his ears. Is this supposed to be funny? His attempts at sexual humor succeed unintentionally than they do intentionally. Perhaps the comedy routine merely keeps up appearances so it seems like his audience would be laughing with him, rather than at him.
Fucked Pixy
Ask a guy who just fucked Pixyteri anything. Not joking.
Miiverse
No real major targets, but the site is FULL of autism and sperglords. It may be worth it to check out if you're a sad sack of shit with a Nintendo system.
Examples of Shit and Autism:
>Huge FNAF community
>Tons of Bronies
>Weebs
>Undertale fags
>Furries
>They all RP
>Their RPs got so fucking bad nintendo limited posts to 30 a day
>Still going at it
>Shit art
>Sperg out at the tiniest criticism
>most users are in the 10-13 range
I'm sorry if this came off as a personal army post, but I think they'd be a good place to find the next big lolcows.
Sonmanic serves fresh milk
Remember Sonmanic? he back, in pog form.
In short seems Sonmanic is so autistic he thinks a camgirl being polite to him is the same as showing personal interest and now he's butthurt by the fact girls make money.
Aaron Diaz
Is /cow/ aware of Aaron Diaz's antics?
he is your averange big ego webcomic artist but the sadddest part is how his art is actually decent yet he has no good ideas, no discipline and no dedication to his own comic.
Terrible anime reviews
Let's talk about terrible anime critics.
This guy is probably the worst I know, watch any of his videos and you will experience extreme revulsion if you know shit about anything.
FUCK SPOONY!
FUCK SPOONY! FUCK SPOONY! FUCK SPOONY! FUCK SPOONY! FUCK SPOONY! FUCK SPOONY! FUCK SPOONY! FUCK SPOONY! FUCK SPOONY! FUCK SPOONY! FUCK SPOONY! FUCK SPOONY! FUCK SPOONY! FUCK SPOONY!
What are the requirements of being a lolcow?
Surely there are different levels of lolcowness, but couldn't anyone be a lolcow if they have just one small thing with them?
What I'm asking is What's the main thing that automatically makes a person a lolcow?
Wil Wheaton, lol-cow who is easy to milk and shit on
This fucking shitbag
He's a UCLA dropout who will mention non stop that he took classes in computer science (but fails to mention that he never graduated).
julays "nerd cred" because he was on a star trek show when he too young to know or care about star trek and played the worse fucking character in the history of star trek.
Constantly tries to come off as grown up and tells others to grow up, makes living as a 40+ year old neckbeard faggot who plays with toys on youtube for shekkles and argues with people on the internet.
Here is some reddit drama where faggot wheton backs and AIDS denier because he wants California to downy up moar tax dollars for celebrities to have a private section of LAX. Gets called a Limousine Liberal and loses his shit to the point of going to the faggots history to discredit him because he can't think of a legit argument, he's in full cuck apology mode
reddit.com/r/LosAngeles/comments/3tl62z/airport_commission_approves_a_private_lax_lounge/cx7p2qs?context=3
Wil is easy to troll. When he talks about being grown up, remind him he's a man baby over 40 who still plays with toys. When he talks about being educated remind him he never finished college. When he says something that is even mildly happy, find some way it is not politically correct and shit on him for it and watch him apologize, then make fun of him for apologizing.
idiot overthinking "retardation"
What is the exact cause of retarded aspergian behavior? There is a spectrum of maturity, on the one hand, you have childish to adult behavior, and then you have autism. What are the specific mechanisms responsible for the ridiculous behavior in autistics and other disabled? I understand emotional maturity as it relates to the prefrontal cortex, etc. plays a role, but what else? And how can people claim cognitive dissonance and other psychological mechanisms work in autistics beyond a very basic level with the same end results; with issues such as niceguyism?
Someone with a disability like ADHD may be capable of great insight despite their executive functioning issues, but autistics seem to lack certain prerequisites?
The idea of the idiot knowing he is stupid certainly makes sense with other disabilities, and normal people, but that self awareness shouldnt exist in certain people. Are there substitutes, or other sources of shame or frustration?
Help me out here.
Null thread: Chronicles of a Lolcow
Previous thread autosaged >>196525
Null continues to self destruct in ways people couldn't have foreseen
Virgil thread
/wooo/ here, I have something to show you /pig/ that you will absolutely love.
A man by the ring name of Virgil. Now you're probably wondering "Well who the fuck is that" rightfully so. He was mainly the assistant of Ted DiBiase in kayfabe (Wrestling speak for the storyline) and then went to the WCW to work on the nWo B-Team (AKA The REALLY shitty part of the nWo) and on the West Texas Rednecks as Curly Bill. To be honest he's pretty shit that only got recognition for pairing up with vastly superior people like DiBiase and Curt Hennig.
So what makes this guy a lolpig. Well, like every oldschool wrestler that somehow didn't die of a heart attack, he makes his living selling autographs and photos. It sounds innocent enough considering that he's too old to wrestle well, right? Wrong.
According to many sources, Virgil tries to deceive and intimidate people into paying absurd amounts of money for them. Embed explains it a lot better then I could.
Anyways, his antics and his twitter are a goldmine of lulz, not to mention his 45 minute podcast episode with the person in embed (That person also created lonelyvirgil.net, where a load of the Virgil bullshit started) where he claims to have a 14 inch penis and will have sex with Miss USA later that night.
Podcast episode that I didn't want to embed because who the fuck embeds some shit like that: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8E14s0lidA
Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheRealVirgil
Okatukin, fictionkin, otherkin
Can someone tell me the differences between these three? Because they look just shy identical from what I'm reading.
Also, does anyone have anything new on Jen and Hojo from FF7 house? There was the Sarah Saga but that had vibes of sophisticated trolling rather than milk.
my official kiwi ban thread
i got banned from kiwi farms after triggering the entire userbase and causing several 20-30 page threads about me, resulting in some rustled admins it seems
as a true follower of rules im posting this here
email me pix of your vagina
Heartmob cyberbully support center
Heartmob is here to stop all us dang dirty cyberbullies.
RIP in peace, /pig/ :^(((
http://www.colorlines.com/articles/heartmob-platform-survivors-online-harassment-launches-today
Now is the time
420chan mods/admins seem ripe for the trolling right now.
I generally don't care about the goings on there since I left years ago due to the mod faggotry, but it seems now is their yearly shitstorm where the mods are even worse than usual and the users and mods both all get really butthurt. I don't really know exactly what happened this time but now is the time to strike.
Trolling there is pretty easy, lots of easily offended sjw types due to all the gays and trannies. There are so many rules (rules page doesn't even have them all and many in practice extend beyond how they are stated) that flooding the report queue with legit/semi-legit reports is a walk in the park, don't even need false reports. Since they love to lock threads with even a hint of off topic we can waste a ton of admin time with off topic threads or derailing existing ones.
The best part about this is that we get to piss off the users and administration all at the same time. The tranny/gay boards have tons of camwhores that would be great lolcows. Even better, we can watch the butthurt in real time on their irc and the secret irc board. Just be sure to ip hop to be as difficult as possible to mass delete/ignore reports.
Which three lolcows would you most like to invite to your house for an alcohol party?
- Chris-chan
- Brianna Wu
- Moleman1488
Invite Moleman because Jace sold out.
Classroom for lolcows
I was recently placed in a class specifically to teach social misfits how to become functioning members of society. There are only 6 People in the class including me and all of them are complete lolcows.
One is a sonic fanboy
Another is an edgy PC nerd
The last one is a ginger wannabe white-gangster who thinks hes cool but he's really retarded.
The other 2 aren't really lolcows. One is an annoying ginger sjw and the other is just really awkward and quiet.
Questions may be asked.
Super Space Dad (Fag)
Basically, SuperSpaceDad is part of Something Awful.He is also a faggot called Daniel St. Claire who masturbates to drawings he makes of young boys.
He lives in California, where he fags it up. Doesn't seem like his super liberal attitude and rampant faggotry have made his parents disown him.
He is a known joke to people at SomethingSensitive. Anyone know anything else?
tumblrina autist
Originally posted to /opnei/, was informed that it belongs here:
Cute, white, middle class girl with self diagnosed autism. Begs for money for her "autism special interest" and is an underage camwhore.
That guy with the glasses
Also, shitty reviewers in general. Anyone else who used to love them, back in the day when they were a lot better and we were stupid plebs who didn't know what a good movie was?
The Female Wizardchan/Tumblr in chan form
I'm still not sure if this is just bait or these people are legitimently mentally ill but i thought /cow/ would find this quite amusing.
this thread inparticular is comedy gold https://lolcow.farm/b/res/21625.html
789chan Thread
Krapple /cwc/ /cow/ 789chan 888chan N0chan Megathread
Who is still here?
DGMurdockIII: Terraria freak-out sperg
You may know him better as the "There is no Apaches in Terraria" guy. His real name is Donnie Murdock and he is a 29 year old manchildren (that still lives with his mother) that has carved something of a small reputation for himself among online gaming communities for his utter autism and tendencies to sperg-out and yell like a madman when something triggers him om a game.
He IS very easy to troll and great pig material.
More autism
>No Apaches part 2
http://youtu.be/aGEdvFOWicY?t=7s
>Terraria: Modern Warfare
>DGMurdock Arma 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7D_oJTR5vEM
>DGMurdock The Global Elite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3DmLHBgGvY
GMOD Tower
http://www.twitch.tv/z_h_z/c/6310230
There is a lot more on the nets
This is his personal information
>FULL NAME
Donald George Murdock
>PHONES
317-826-0486 ,
317-336-6295
>ADDITIONAL NAMES
Donald George Murdock,
Don Murdock,
Donnie Murock
PLACES
12525 E 75th Street, Indianapolis, Indiana (Current one)
7426 River Birch Lane, Indianapolis, Indiana
8802 Bash St #a, Indianapolis, Indiana
RESIDEMTS
John Spicklemire, Pam Murdock, Pamela Murdock, Donald Murdock
ACCOUNTS
http://steamcommunity.com/id/dgmurdockiii
https://www.facebook.com/dgmurdockiii
https://www.youtube.com/user/DGMurdockIII
https://twitter.com/dgmurdockiii
https://www.reddit.com/u/dgmurdockiii
http://www.twitch.tv/dgmurdockiii/profile
dgmurdock@gmail.com
I think this proves that Don has great lulz julaying potential.
Canadian Bullshit from Cucks
This feminist CBC reporter is quite easily riled I must say
Nick Bate
Hi cow, I can't seem to find the previous nick bate thread on here. Should we start a new one? I am quite fascinated by this freak.
Manhood101/Charles Gellman/Professor/Ninjamaster/Negrodamus etc.
Credit to KiwiDynastia for discovering this board/man.
So… Anyone up for a debate? Manhood101 is and if you agree to debate him over zoom with face and voice distorted you could be debating him in less than 24 hours… Unless you're a gutless Keyboard Warrior.
Manhood101/Charles Gellman is what happens when Jersey Shore does bathsalts with Marjan Siklic and they decide to spam every PUA message board on the internet, spraying butthurt and rage at anyone who will listen. He will plaster sites with his random videos about how women are horrible and worse than men (he's straight guys, I mean gay people never move to San Francisco). Recently his real identity has been discovered by going through message board posts from over half a decade ago and he is now covering his tracks. Below is one of his random videos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Fj8JkfhP4
Having spammed his various websites over the internets over the course of the last ten years, Manhood101 is no stranger to conflict. He will typically get attention using clickbaity pictures with his website plastered on them to entice users to come to his site to either pay $21 a month to join or to engage him in "debate". Links to previous debates are below.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZfkpgOfkLk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2627&v=ylD70M3qq9o
Those who join are verbally berated and will be subject to belligerent podcasts where his views on women are shared with the audience. Those who come for debate will be subject to the same thing, only he will scream at you through a video conference where voices and faces are distorted to "protect you from the embarrassment of being embarrassed by the Professor". Below is a link to the post identifying the Prof himself.
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/charles-gellman-manhood101-com-the-cuck-academy.15285/#post-1142516
He is currently in SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING mode because the Kiwi discovered his real identity though a series of posts on the old Casanova Crew PUA forum. Kiwi Farms has a lot of information on this guy (no shit it too minor), however there is always more to learn. A link to the Kiwi thread is below.
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/charles-gellman-manhood101-com-the-cuck-academy.15285/
Game theory/ Matpat
Seriously /cow/ Is Matpat trying to clickbait or is he just a asshole who thinks he knows a game lore better than its creator? Getting pissy over Scott cawthon BTFO other people fan theories Matpat took credit for to begin with. Even for a e-celeb. That's pretty egomaniacal. The autistic FNAF fandom pretty much tearing Matpat a new asshole. It's pretty hilarious to see how fast even Gayme theory fans turned on him.
Shaniqua Jenkins
I believe I've accidentally stumbled across a treasure trove of potential here. I was skeptical at first and thought it was maybe just all a joke, but the more I watch the more I think this is the real deal.
https://www.youtube.com/user/ImShaniquaJenkins/videos
Every fucking video is a fucking goldmine.
My favorite video is his reaction video to that Chinese explosion:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iknmlzhTVGA
I'm shit at making threads, but I think you guys would enjoy his videos. Anyway, have at it.
Greg Mazujian
Sup /cow/. Filthy cuckchan poster here.
So there's this guy on /toy/ called Greg Mazujian. Greg is a lolcow if ever there was one. Severely autistic, fat, and possibly a pedophile, he spends most of his time starting /s4s/ level topics where he either photos himself holding a cheap toy in his hand (always clad in fingerless gloves) posting inane gibberish, or alternatively goes on an ALLCAPS rant about how terrible Hasbro is. He insists he is bringing "ART AND CULTURE" to the board.
He also eats shit.
He posts something like this (grammar/spelling mistakes included):
>"fuckign HASBRO and thier cheap ass 5POA GARBAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ILL BEAT ALL HASBRO SUPPOTERS TILL THERE BLACK AND BLUE, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>"how DARRE yuo call me a christian!!!!!!!!!!! I FUCKIGN HATE THAT PURITANICAL BITCH GOD JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and for the last time I DONT EAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>"ILL SMASH U, ILL BASH U, ILL BEAT U INTO A BLOODY PULP FOR SAYING THAT, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He's very irritating, but also very amusing in his stupidity.
Ways to troll him:
>Tell him he eats shit
>Say how good Hasbro is
>Tell him he fucks trees
>Tell him he's going to end up homeless if he doesn't get a job
>Mention how he's friends with Chris-chan and how he's basically a Chris-chan knockoff
>Mention Jin Saotome in any way shape or form
>Mention anything relating to Christianity at all
>Tell him he has shit taste in toys
>Tell him he's fat and a weakling
Contact details in pic related.
Null thread: Pig Feed Edition
Old thread hit the bump limit >>193117
Looks like Josh has run into even more problems on top of failing Infinity Never as Kiwi Farm's host kicks them out
http://kiwifar.ms/threads/rock-paper-baguette.16876/
This of course all pales in comparison to his crippling fear of pig farmers.
Transhumanists
Any good transhumanist lolcows out there?
New Chris Video
How many of you fags are buying one?
What Is/Isn't A Lolcow (IMO)
I've seen a lot of shit threads here lately about people who I'm pretty sure are just here because thread subject disagreed with OP. (I'm looking at you, whoever posted the thread on TVRDante).
Here are some questions you should ask before you post some epin ween find.
Does this person chimp out at any sort of criticism for whatever reason be it autism, narcissism or whatever?
Does this person not know when to stop feeding the trolls?
Does this person seem WAY too eager to share things that ought to be kept to themselves and gets pissed when told not to do it?
And finally, can an average person just jump in and understand why this person is funny for all the wrong reasons?
(Optional) Does this person do something so disgusting/horrifying that you can't look away?
Here's what doesn't make a lolcow:
Someone you don't like.
Someone you disagree with politically.
Someone who has to have a lot of context in order to get why they're funny.
This is my opinion, so however you feel about it, let it out. I just hate the trend I'm seeing.
Brianna Wu (GOTY Developer)
Batshit Insane Video game developer who spends her time hating Gamergate.
https://twitter.com/Spacekatgal
>Sexist Liar
>Treats Gamergate like terrorists
>Attentioning seeking whore
Shoenice
Now, it's probably not a surprise that the dude who got efamous for eating a stick of deodorant on camera would go nuts someday, but this guy went full lolcow a while back when he lost his family and became homeless and started begging his internet audience for money. He started making these whacked out videos of him doing drugs on the street and living in the woods and shit, most of them were taken down, but there's a channel on youtube which "archived" most of them, I guess you could say.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCV1DSSYFGNdY69Ps6vrtHLQ/videos
Recently, he hasn't made many worthwhile videos, although he made one about a week ago where he drinks vanilla vodka shots out of a condom. The entire video he goes on these weird rants about how he gets noticed in public and stuff like that.
This guy is a fucking goldmine, I'm surprised there isn't a bunch of us following him already.
TheRalphRetort
He just lost his spaghetti all over the place.Video here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=EdPWZ1uTFmU
Null Thread
Previous thread >>188409 is autosaging and for obvious reasons this particular area of discussion cannot be allowed to die
ED page: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Ichverbot
Something else to set the mood: http://imgur.com/a/adP4P
For those of you new to /cow/, this is the guy who's developing Infinity Next
TakeDownMan 3: CoOrdinate. Fraud hacker, soldier, fake blind, ebeggar, litteral autist...
Previous threads
>https://archive.is/XlXpU Part 1
>https://archive.is/8UnLb Part 2
>TL;DR video summary https://youtu.be/FdyQWVFQZQU
Dale Franklin Gill turned out to be a much bigger lol-cow than we could of hoped. Suspected of just being a fake hacker at first, and later showing he was a fraud about EVERYTHING in his past, the first two threads make a great read
/cow/ has gotten a lot of milk, but infighting and faggotry threaten to derail the lulz. We need to switch it up. Main goals:
>Clean up ED artical https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Takedownman to have moar lulz. The core facts are there, it just needs a comedy rewrite. That doesn't require much technical skill, just not being an unfunny faggot. ED is forever, and an ED page with enough lulz can make ledgends.
>CoOrdinate some kind of event. What kind is up to ya'll. This is the brainstorming.
>Switch up fan troll tactic. We've been assholes and we've done a double plus good job, but anyone who would give milk or fuck off away from takedownman has already done so. Switching up could give us good stuff. Concern trolling, treating them like cult members, ect. Again, brainstorming new tactics.
What we learned in thread 2:
>Takedownman is a true and honest sperg lord, but as a compulsive liar who knows if its real.
>Dale is faking being blind, his own videos disprove when he makes out a "pedo" from 300 meters away.
>HE THEN TALKS ABOUT THE NEW YORK INCIDENT THAT HE'S BEEN TELLING ALL OF HIS FANS WAS ABOUT KILLING A PEDO, because in this version of events before he became Mr. "I swear I'm looking all these pedo sites for research and I killed a pedo in New York I stabbed and killed a pedo." This old version of events he was "falsely" accused of raping some bitch and defended himself…because Takedownman Dindu Nuffin.
MovieBob 20
Well I'm pretty sure none of this will be saved because of the massive cuck-up known as 8chan's migration.
Anyways this miserable failure of a man has been up to some writing it seems. We can only hope its another book that gives us even more glorious insight into the world of FilmRobert.
Dashnet forums
http://forum.dashnet.org/categories/off-topic
http://forum.dashnet.org/profile/discussions/5127/BurntCookie
http://forum.dashnet.org/profile/burntcookie
What do you think guys? Seems like a lot of promising julay in this forum, especially burntcookies seems to be a lolcow.
BanditTheHedgehog
Sup /cow/boys. A friend of mine showed me this guy on Facebook. He's a crazy Sonic fan, possibly a furfag and a creator of OC Donut Steel characters.
However, nothing quite compares with his "OTP" comics.
Basically what he does is pick 2 random characters and makes a shitty "If they got married" comic. His art is…OK, I guess, but his English is appalling and the actual subject matter ranges from retarded to degenerate as fuck.
Pic related is just one example. Here's his Facedicks:
https://www.facebook.com/BanditTheHedgehog/photos_stream
He also appears to be a major SJW.
I reckon he could be quite easily JULAYed. He has a Tumblr and a DeviantART as well, I think.
New Spoony Thread
Since Michael Walker obviously wants to chain Spoony up in his basement and love him his way, I figured we could do with a fresh thread.
Jerry "Lily" Peet #8: Canadian idiot
Previous thread:
Short summary:
Jerry Peet used to be an unoriginal and unfunny zero punctuation/movieblob knockoff. Now he's a batshit insane transgender brony feminist with an ego the size of 12 moviebobs.
Additionally, Jerry is a hebephile with a thing for writing child molestation fanfiction and making up a pedophile girlfriend so he could insult one of his friends behind their backs. Such notoriety made him the newest prey of known gamergater and neo nazi Ben Garrison.
PREVIOUSLY ON THE LAST THREAD
>Jerry gets his shit fucked up on skype. (http://a.pomf.hummingbird.moe/swyqqo.mp4)
>Proudly announces that he's going to ban people who ask a question that's already been answered, and also hides the video where he defends Nick Nyberg
>A whole bunch of discoveries were made: Jerry not only wrote an 8 year old getting molested on an alt account on fanfiction.net (the same alt account is used to write pitiful defences for his other child molestation fanfic "Stockholm"), but he also wrote pokemon zoophillia
>Jim has become aware of Jerry and plans on making an internet insanity video on him… someday in 20 years.
>FNGR spergs out after being called a moron (more on that in the spoiler)
>An old post of him threatening to beat blakes wife is found, further cementing his status as a degenerate
>Probably the biggest happening since Jerry "came out": he's changed his name to "lily peet"
>Locks down his tumblr to "logged in users only" after he discovers people are still archiving his posts
>Josh finally calls out Jerry on his bullshit
He's also got a full month of "Glass of Water" videos this december, so be on the lookout for those.
Who the fuck is FNGR?
Good question, and the only good response is "Who the fuck IS FNGR?". ForNoGoodReason (Aka Anthony) is basically Jerry Peet except he has a hateboner for our beloved sockpuppeting cow and also invites horsefuckers on his podcast in an attempt to boost his ego. Unfortunately, Anthony is also really dumb. Besides his butchering of the English language, FNGR also convinced himself that Jerry is merely pretending to be retarded and is no more than a troll. After looking up "Jerry peet 8chan" (presumably in the hopes of raising his own personal army), Andy sperged out hardcore when he discovered he got called a moron. Other highlights include his girlfirend supposedly being a scammer and also claiming that SJW's don't actually exist because "SJW convention" brings up no results on google. No, fucking seriously.
http://jerry-peet-nsfw.tumblr.com/
https://www.youtube.com/user/Bhalspawn
https://www.patreon.com/Valkyrstudios?ty=h
https://www.youtube.com/user/Ripsdowny/videos (Kill ;_;)
http://stockholm.wikia.com/wiki/Stockholm_Wikia
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Creator/JerryPeet
https://www.youtube.com/user/RVIGaming/videos
Use archive.is and keep adblock on when visiting any of the above. If a video is released, save it asap and convert it to WebM, because Jerry is prone to deleting shit that can be used against him very quickly
Also, ALL tumblr links will require a tumblr account, as jerry enabled a new privacy setting on his tumblr
http://www.dailymotion.com/Slanderousarchive (/cow/ archive)
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x32w1iy_wwe-2k15-jerry-peet-vs-ben-garrison_fun (Ben VS Jerry)
Anthony Burch now writting for Rcoket Jump on hulu & it currently has an imdb score of 8.3
Imagine how butt hurt everyone who hired burch would be if that score went down. Me thinks there may be phil fish levels of ass hurt, especially given how insecure Burch is in his abilities and his inability to distinguish legit criticism from trolling.
Also, question for /cow/… Who do you think is more pathetic and has no hope of redemption. CWC or Anthony Burch
Miss Natalie Dom
Do you remember this basic bitch… the one in the B&W picture?
If you don't remember this infantile monkey, check out her ED page over here: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Robert_Wayne_Stiles
Well, Ms. Natale Dom has been a bad influence on her friends and not just herself. One of those friends, "Ceres", started to indulge in the Dom's favorite profession… whoring. Ceres was the estrogen supplier to the Philly T-Girl community, before Ms. Fake Red Bottoms awkwardly stumbled in to Philly. Ms. Natale Dom has decided to preach the gospel on sex work, since her career was cut short and she thinks that other T-Girls can get some of the "sexy life" pie that she never got to enjoy. The Dom has been a bad influence on the philly trans community and the LGBT sisterhood. Before the Dom came here, most T-Girls didn't immediately jump in to going on camming sites, backpages and fetlife. This ugly shrew looking bitch poisoned their mind. Also, she's really mad that her menial job hasn't made her wealthy, and that the "trolls" aren't in jail.
The Dom is living her dream vicariously through T-Girls like Ceres and "Sativa". Both young troubled womyn who have gone in to online prostitution due to the negative sway of the Dom. There's even rumblings that she helps those two manage their careers.
Philly thought that the Dom would of gotten better when trolls stopped provoking her. It's gotten worse since she's acting incredibly smug about "defeating" introman, and she's acting like a manager to young confused T-Girls. All this hiatus showed her is to hide her tracks better and not to be a better person.
The girl with the Blonde hair is Ceres, before she was subliminally influenced to go in to whoredom by Natalie.
Liana Kerzner
Did anyone else catch her latest interview/debate with Kevin McDonald and John Kelly?
Conversation with Liana Kerzner: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9cxhJLZjxA
Also, another lulzy interview with TheAndredal.
GamerGate 29.0: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNxFfLmkM0w
More videos discussing her:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjxbx5g32RM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fELAWFi9YF8
Kat Hache thread (no we did not forget about you edition)
>the right choiceRiiight, more like the right choice for a thread. (so much hubris)
Pedophile Podcast
Our very own sick pedofucks at /hebe/ have finally put together their own brand new podcast. Why not have a listen at the degeneracy and autism?
Includes more laughing at little babies being raped!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhZyVkye1oQ/watch?v=ZhZyVkye1oQ
Bernie Sanders and Trump are DUMB! I would make a better president!
nationalism and socialism needz to be banned!
Paul "Fetch" Carnes
Any idea what he's been up to?
For those out of the know (IE: those who weren't around from 2007-2008):
AlexShephard, Silent Hill Wikia admin, spazzes the fuck out about circumcision
Warning
This isn't a Circumcision General. Argue about the Jewish foreskin conspiracy somewhere else because it killed the last thread.
Summary
AlexShephard, the sysop of the Silent Hill Wikia and several other Wikias, chimped out when someone challenged his pet theory about a Silent Hill character having a traumatic circumcision. As a Respected Wiki Editor with 40,271 edits since joining this wiki, he heroically defended his position while stating that Christmas is a Satanic holiday and offering his thoughts on sheeple. Then he got banned from all of Wikia.
Links
https://archive.is/zgxte (Storify article about AlexShepherd)
https://archive.is/1hUYk (Homor's first thread, which he and some other sperg ruined with an argument)
https://archive.is/BbCdT (AlexShephard's contributions to the Silent Hill Wikia, also showing his sitewide block)
https://archive.is/EU3oG (His circumcision manifesto)
Suggestion: probing Twitter for superautists. Also, strikerwolf1
First of all, please take a moment to enjoy the fact you are not this guy:
https://twitter.com/strikerwolf1
That's right, a KKK-loving, gun obsessed, inbred babyfur.
Second, I got a suggestion: we should probe Twitter. See, it has a search function that allows you to search for all tweets containing keywords, if you separate words with , while searching, it will search for them separately.
Now here's the fun part: I am hundred percent sure there are more people as retarded as this one, maybe even worse (hope not). Only thing that matters is proper selection of keywords, like "sexy, sonic" or "hot, poney", or even "KKK, MLP", and eventually we should find people even dumber than Chris-chan.
/pol/ack
Since /cow/ has degraded into making fun of autistics that aren't that funny, I have new "lolcow" for you:
Fracktail/RosalinaSama
>Trans "artist" whose only source of relevancy is through closeted boyfriend and whiteknight TripleKyun
>Convinced that he's a good smash brothers player because he mains bowser and challenges anyone that insults him to fight him. Fortunately, he's dogshit at it and finds himself in the LOSERS bracket frequently
>Constantly whines about "muh daddy issues" and has a massive victim complex buried underneath unfunny "jokes"
>Blows a casket at people who fap to traps
I think there's potential for a lolcow here.
https://soundcloud.com/princessrosalina
https://www.youtube.com/user/RosalinaSama/featured
Why'd you delete the thread on Jew Mark?
Wtf JEWS? The thread was going good, just some of Marky Mark's /v/unky bunch were shitting up the thread.
Dr. Louis Farrakhan - Nation of Islam
From Wikipedia:
>Louis Farrakhan, Sr. (born Louis Eugene Wolcott; May 11, 1933, and formerly known as Louis X) is the leader of the religious group Nation of Islam (NOI). He served as the minister of major mosques in Boston and Harlem, and was appointed by the longtime NOI leader, Elijah Muhammad, as the National Representative of the Nation of Islam.
>The Southern Poverty Law Center describes Farrakhan as antisemitic and a proponent of an anti-white theology.
>On May 8, 2010, Farrakhan publicly announced his embrace of Dianetics and has actively encouraged Nation of Islam members to undergo auditing from the Church of Scientology Although he has stressed that he is not a Scientologist, but only a believer in Dianetics and the theories related to it, the Church honored Farrakhan previously during its 2006 Ebony Awakening awards ceremony (which he did not attend).
>In 2008, Farrakhan publicly supported then-Senator Barack Obama who was campaigning at the time to become the president of the United States of America, at the same time criticizing the United States…As of 2012, Farrakhan no longer supports Obama, whom he has since called the "first Jewish president", due to Obama's support for the 2011 military intervention in Libya, which Farrakhan strongly opposed due to his own support for Muammar Gaddafi.[31] At a March 31, 2011 press conference held at the Mosque Maryam, Farrakhan warned that the United States could be "facing a major earthquake as part of God’s divine judgment against the country for her evil".
>"Many, including Malcolm X's family, have accused Louis Farrakhan of being involved in the plot to assassinate Malcolm X.[45][46][47][48] For many years, Betty Shabazz, the wife of Malcolm X, harbored resentment toward the Nation of Islam—and Farrakhan in particular—for what she felt was their role in the assassination of her husband."
>In response to Farrakhan's speech, Nathan Pearlmutter, then Chair of the Anti-Defamation League (ADL) of B'nai B'rith, referred to Farrakhan as the new "Black Hitler" and Village Voice journalist Nat Hentoff also characterized the NOI leader as a "Black Hitler" while a guest on a New York radio talk-show.
>2005, a Black Entertainment Television (BET) poll voted Farrakhan the 'Person of the Year'.
He has also had affairs with good-looking white light-skinned black women despite the NOI official doctrine of Black Supremacy, is believed to have been married a number of times, is believed to be a swindler of his loyal congregation, and was supposedly abducted by a UFO in 1985 where he claimed to have met NOI founder Elijah Muhammad in the afterlife.
Find more juicy bits about his life, FAGGOTS!!!
Source:
http://www.nndb.com/people/689/000023620/
http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/religion/minister-louis-farrakhan/
SJW Forbes Journalist calling Rape victims racists
Frances Coppola
>Feminists who is unironically blaming gamergate and cis white men for committing mass rape in Gernaby to frame Muslims and close borders
>In her late 50s, being afraid of gamergate
>Calling german rape victims for being racists towards Muslims
Might be harder to follow because the cunt on a blockbot and private her twitter account. But she worth to keep a eye on her.
Mentally Deranged Bernie Sanders Supporter Chimps Out on Troll
This is some nuclear grade chimping.
For a Sanders supporter, he sure loves to use the word "faggot".
Convo with troll:
More information:
http://www.dailylocal.com/article/DL/20150210/NEWS/150219985
Termination of the CWCvilleLibrary
As some of you know, the CWCvilleLibrary channel on YouTube has been terminated. Videos that have been uploaded since 2009 (I believe) are all gone from YouTube, archivers who have most, but not all, of the videos archived are trying to reupload them, just to have them taken down again.
What should happen? I'm really bummed out about this, Chris was a hobby of mine, watching those videos over and over again was a fun past time. I don't even want to think about the CWCki going down. Chris has thousands of "fans", some more autistic than him (I'm probably one of them) so Í'm pretty sure someone has archived ALL of the videos if they were ever to be deleted (or when they were going to get deleted, this had to happen at one point).
Apparentally, this site still has all the videos, but for how long? https://archive.org/details/yt-TheCWCvilleLibrary
Peter Coffin/Ashleigh Sex Tape
Why haven't you faggots started a thread about this yet?
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55ddcb8220e3f&t=162
Cracked.com
We got some prime internet drama fresh off the barbie for you dirty abbos and newfags right here.
>The straight scoop
Cracked was a Mad Magazine ripoff that didn't entirely suck forty years ago. As such, it was the only one to survive for all these years. It relaunched itself as a comedy site, but shortly abandoned any pretense of comedy and became a Buzzfeed/Gawker style clickbait generator and propaganda tool to draw in gullible readers.
For a little while, it worked like a dream. But people wised up, and now the site's readership is in the tubes and their parent company is on the verge of bankruptcy.
>The current drama
David Wong - a white guy with a fake name and Cracked's resident Nero - did an AMA on Reddit recently. It went horribly wrong.
After getting Cracked's regular readers to brigade the thread - meaning upvote it and ask him easy, softball questions. He spent the rest of the time accusing anyone who asked him inconvenient questions of being "misogynists" and "GamerGators" and not answering their questions.
But alas, the good times would not last, and after people figured out what Wong was doing his thread was downvoted into oblivion and he was banned for breaking Reddit rules.
Naturally, all ten of Cracked's remaining readers are pretty salty about their god being rejected.
This isn't the first time Wong has been banned from Reddit. He has a history of making his ass of himself, and once got banned for repeatedly spamming any thread on the front page that showed a woman in a negative light, screaming about how it was a "misogynist circlejerk!" until he got kicked out.
So basically Cracked.com is now Cucked.com and the entire rest of the internet fucking hates them. Good show.
The New Chris-chan Stefonknee Wolschtt
transgender father who abandoned his 7 children to start a new life as a “6-year-old girl” is being celebrated by liberals as a shining example of diversity
Holy shit /cow/ . I think it finally happen. We found the New Chris-chan.
>Earlier this year we witness Transracialism become mainstream.
> 2015 about to end. And we already witness the birth of TransAge, and it's already a civil rights issue.
IT'S CURRENT YEAR!
A Canadian transgender father left behind a wife and seven children to begin a new life as a six-year-old girl. Stefonknee (pronounced ‘Stephanie’) Wolschtt, 46, had been married for 23 years when she realised she was transgender. She's now living with an adoptive family, and says she does not “want to be an adult right now”.
“I can’t deny I was married. I can’t deny I have children. But I’ve moved forward now and I’ve gone back to being a child,” she said in a video series by The Transgender Project, published by Daily Xtra.
Ms Wolschtt said her wife could not accept her as a transgender woman. She was told to either “stop being trans or leave”.
“To me, ‘stop being trans’ isn’t something I could do,” she says. “It would be like telling me to stop being 6ft 2 or leave.”
Feeling rejected by her family, Ms Wolschtt left and now lives with her adoptive family, who she says are “totally comfortable with me being a little girl”. She explains how her new parents’ youngest granddaughter wanted a little sister and decided Ms Wolschtt should be younger than her.
“We have a great time. We colour, we do kid’s stuff,” she says.
“It’s called play therapy. No medication, no suicide thoughts. And I just get to play.”
In an earlier part of the series, Ms Wolschtt spoke of how she became suicidal and was hospitalised a month after taking part in the first Toronto transgender march in 2009. After she was discharged, her wife accused her of harassment and assault, and pressed charges against her to achieve a restraining order.
In 2012, her eldest daughter invited Ms Wolschtt to her wedding, but requested she “dress like her dad” and to sit at the back of the church and not address any members of the family. The day of her daughter’s wedding, Ms Wolschtt attempted suicide for the last time, and was unsuccessful. She now receives support from the Metropolitan Community Church of Toronto, where the congregation is mostly made up of LGBTQ people.
GenderTrender
Transwoman Stefonknee Wolscht Lives Life “as a Six Year Old Girl”
https://archive.is/DOsUP#selection-17.0-31.66
http://www.infowars.com/transgender-father-abandons-7-children-to-become-6-year-old-girl/
http://www.czerwinskiconsulting.com/employmentretirement-blog/i-lost-all-my-customers
The plebbiest plebbitard
Dear /cow/ I bring you GadenKerensky
https://www.reddit.com/user/GadenKerensky
Some choice quotes:
>If I could manipulate software/computers with my mind/to my will, I'd send them an ultimatum;
>Surrender and give yourself up to a reddit shaming with a post of your picture so all can see the man who thought ruining other's enjoyment was entertaining itself, or have every last electronic in your possession with an internet connection be infected with a virus that will make them run so hot their internals melt… oh, and I'll be keeping ALL the data you have. A second chance if you will, since I don't want to completely destroy you… just show you benevolence and mercy where you have not… and to know that you will NEVER be safe.
>Your best bet is to simply be a decent person. Then I won't come knocking… because here, in the digital realm…
>… I am god. And the power only goes to my head when I need it to.
>I'd like to be able to manipulate software to my will/with my mind.
>Then tell them I'll cause their PC's internals to melt, or their phone/tablet by forcing them to run so hot, with no way to turn them off, they'll damage themselves… unless they submit to a public shaming on reddit.
>You know what I'd do if I had the power to manipulate software and programming to my will/mind?
>I'd easily track down these fools… and give them an ultimatum.
>Come out, let themselves be publicly shamed on the forum with an apology… or have every computer connected to the net - phone, tablet, laptop, desktop, hell a fricken smart watch - be corrupted with a virus that causes their systems to run so hot they physically melt.
>And to keep doing it, until they surrender. How? I'll let them no each time, and if they don't answer within one minute of the thing being opened, that's there fault.
ITS CONCENTRATED UNDILUTED AUTISM
The neverending adventures of Gabe "Moleman9000" "ResonX" Navarro
For those of you who don't know, Gabe Navarro is the severely autistic brother of Dave Navarro, who's been a staple of /cow/ since 789chan. Gabe has spent his adult life devoted to his Epic Rap Battles, where he screams into a mic and has cartoon characters rap at eachother, and to The Navaverse, which is his sonichu. The navaverse is a work of fiction known best for its characters, which usually are either racial stereotypes, or have multiple penises. Even more interesting than their races and endowments are the artstyles, which are best described as a cross between Jackson Polluck, Ralph Steadman, and Louis Wain.
Gabe is unable to comprehend not getting his way, and repeatedly has autistic meltdowns on every single site he's ever been a member of.
Today, Gabe managed to get himself bant from a TvTropes spinoff wiki, by playing Judge Dredd with an admin, who promptly called the SJS and dished out justice to our hero.
Logs:
Half-Dude the Car "Enthusiast" Responds to critic
I said in the original half-dude thread that I wasn't sure if he was trollable. That all changed today, when he responded to a nearly 2-year-old thread about him on cringechannel to explain his fetish and address the haters.
Since a lot of people probably don't know who i'm talking about, here's the original thread: http://8archive.moe/cow/thread/8144/#8144
Lionmaster the Stupid Minecraft pedophile
>Admitted to having sexual skype with a underage girl on Dramaalert
>Tweets CP of the same girl because he got upset from people calling him mean names on Twitter
>Now a crying special snowflake from people being Pedophobic
>said his dad was a pedophile to so it ok
>Bragging about how he untouchable on Twitter
Is Lionmaster the most retarded Pedophile lulZcow /cow/ has found yet?
Alex Lifschitz: Lolcow Reborn
Word is circulating that Zoe Quinn has dumped her douchebag sugar daddy/v board on 4chan mod boyfriend.
Alex has friendlocked his Twitter feed and there are rumors that Zoe may have driven Alex insane as far as leading to him going tranny.
Since I could not find the previous thread, thought I would create a new one. Should be a fun train ride….
Rachel Haywire: Lolcow Spotted
Meet Rachel Haywire. (She's the greasy one on the right.)
After getting run out of the L.A. punk scene, this 5edgy9me rebel tried to reinvent herself as a leading philosopher of the "alternative right." 'Cause nothing says "traditionalist" like a tatted-up Skrillex wannabe on disability (seriously).
Haywire posts vids of herself coked out at arcades, burning porn in public, and whining about being bullied for being "pansexual" and "genderqueer." When she's not posting word salad on her blog, she's ripping people off with crowdfunding schemes and spending the money on coke binges.
Now, her most cringeworthy moments have been compiled in one video.
Fucking LMAO.
Is there a worst webcomic than Sonichu?
Is it possible for something worse than Sonichu to exist?
Belle Knox
>real name: Miriam Weeks
>feminist
>gets a job to pay for college
>job is porn
>her major is women studies
>cost: $60k
>went with full hardcore abuse-porn
>gets chocked with a dick and slapped until she cries
>still saying it empowers her
>complaints about the wage gap despite women in porn making many times over what males do
Here's her defense for being a colossal retarded slut:
>Why does the thought of a woman having sexual experiences scare us so much? The answer is simple. Patriarchy fears female sexuality.It terrifies us to even fathom that a woman could take ownership of her body. We deem to keep women in a place where they are subjected to male sexuality. We seek to rob them of their choice and of their autonomy. We want to oppress them and keep them dependent on the patriarchy. A woman who transgresses the norm and takes ownership of her body — because that’s exactly what porn is, no matter how rough the sex is — ostensibly poses a threat to the deeply ingrained gender norms that polarize our society.I am well aware: The threat I pose to the patriarchy is enormous. That a woman could be intelligent, educated and CHOOSE to be a sex worker is almost unfathomable.
To the left some of her "sociology work"
Null/Joshua Moon
In honor of Infinity Next's failure, can we get a Null thread going? Here's his ED link to get started: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Ichverbot
happy chirstmas
happy christmas for to all of my fans here
Peanutbutterchan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zgvwqvamdts
Imagine what life would be like if Chris-chan were a qt3.14
A New Year's Address, warning against the dangers of neurodiversity, scientific modernism, and gyno-
-cracy.
Transcript:
https://mongaran.wordpress.com/2016/01/02/full-transcript-of-the-aspergian-new-years-address/
New general of me, Tex had shitlisted with derailing the previous one.
The IRC isn't cannon, not because I didn't say anything that I had on there, but it would be to mistakenly presume seriousness on my part to evoke it.
World's Gayest Furfag
This faggot posted on some roasting subleddit and got so offended when they actually insulted him, that he had to make a rebuttal.
He doesn't have many videos but he seems really easy to piss off and #trigger.
Subcultures and Lolcows
We all know that nerds, downyfags and furfags collectively provide a military surplus of cows, but what are some of the other subcultures which have their share of cows? The Goths, Punks, Psychobillies, Metalheads, Skinheads and everyone else in-between and on the periphery.
Does a certain subculture attract more cows than others? Share any and all anecdotes you may have. It doesn't necessarily have to be about someone you met online (although if you did, please share). Just tell us about their quirks, tics and triggers.
Metalheads are all over the child abuser, and their 'tism could vary greatly depending on the subgenre they're into. Regardless, most come from any one of these three stereotypes: nerds, stoners and white trash. The nerds were perhaps most passionate about the music, particularly with their meticulous knowledge of any song's given compositional grammar. They could readily dissect a song, talk about how cool it is because it's written in an odd time signature, et cetera. They were also incredibly easy to trigger if you were less than passionate about their favorite band. The stoners and white trash were just there to blow out their eardrums and stew in their burnt out, drunken haze, although the former were at least able to carry on a conversation about their favorite bands.
Punks are cunts. SJW-tier politics combined with grossly inflated egos and a completely misplaced sense of elitism. They had no problem with authoritarianism so long as they were the authority. As such, they're incredibly easy to trigger. Skinheads were pretty cool, though.
The term "Goth" is kind of a catchall for anyone dark, edgy and into a subculture, so it's kind of meaningless as a descriptor (unless we're describing fans of early 80s post-Punk like The Cure, Sisters of Mercy or Siouxsie), but to keep things short, I've never met a bonafide Goth in real life. The few I did online seemed pretty well-adjusted and had absolutely nothing else to report about.
Bogleech aka Jonathan Wojcik
Alright, I know he's no Chrischan but why don't people attack Bogleech more? I use to enjoy his old site for the interesting bug stuff but with the creation of his tumblr he's made it painfully clear he is of the worst breed of SJW.He has even made statements in the past saying how freedom of speech should be revoked, on one of his alt-tumblrs but I think he deleted them all because people were attacking him rightfully so.
He goes out of his way to find "wrong think" on tumblr and DA and has stated before that he feels its his duty to humiliate people for being conservative or not believing the same as he does.
I know in many ways the guy is kind of self-depreciative but that doesn't change the fact he's a horrible SJW and potentional cow. He's had some really good tumblr posts about how angry comments gave him a panic attack yet he still goes out of his way to tumblr-shame people like he the SJW scum he is.
Also his art sucks. Why is he so immune to being targeted and trolled? I know he's a lot smarter than Chrischan or Nick Bates but he's still milkable, in my opinion.
http://scythemantis.deviantart.com/ His DA which has the most easily accessible damnable SJW stuff posted
http://bogleech.tumblr.com/ his tumblr
https://twitter.com/bogleech twitter
Did you niggers break MovieBlob?
Movieblob is now reaching Anthony Burch style lulz and has begun blocking like crazy on twitter. This is the guy who refused to block anyone durring the height of GG and when people were shitting on him left and right. This guy was Jim's punching bag, even mundane matt would repeatedly abuse this tub of shit.
His subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/moviebob has barley any followers and the most upvoted material on there is all stuff that says what garbage it he is and makes fun of him.
Ya'll niggas got his dox http://www.whitepages.com/name/Robert-L-Chipman/Lynn-MA/6sy9nq3
He can't even gloat about a Linkle victory because his wifu Anita is shitting all over it and at his point he steps outta line he has zero friends and zero people to support his diabeetus.
Do you think you faggots might have broken him, even a little?
Bailey Overton: THE SJW FURRY BLOCKBOT
Lulzcow, this guys is a SJW, that is famous for making a gamergate style block list for furries. The list in a nutshell is a blocklist for 'Anti-social justice' individuals, and one rapist. He says 4-5 people are running the blockbot, but its really just him, and he will reply to almost anything.
Real name: Bailey Overton
Gofund Me: https://archive.is/Lewyw
Weasyl: https://www.weasyl.com/profile/fliff
Main Twit: @Fliffums
Blockbot Twit: @badfurbgone
Ban List: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uSGFu-UfAvFz-MrlVWaR6qZjVfIAURYVpauNNhO2OJU/
More info can be found here http://www.8ch.net/furry/res/375234.html
Kyle "Klace" Lambert
Is Kyle "Klace" Lambert a lolcow?
>furfag
>got a furfag visual novel funded with kickstarter put on Steam greenlight
>game is currently is early access and only 30 minutes long
>bans people from the discussion hub for criticizing the game and reports all negative reviews as abusive
>gave the game a positive review on his alternate account
>extremely narcissistic to the point that he put his fursona in the game and made him a famous celebrity in the game
>he also made his fursona the face of the game, and has steam emoticons and profile backgrounds of his fursona
>removed a character from the game that was someone elses fursona because he was too much of a Jew to give him money for a character
>gets pissy any time you bring these things up
Manveer Heir
This cunt might be worse than Anthony burch.
>Manveer Heir is Racist against white people and openly attacking white mass effect fans for being white
>Buys feminists mugs
>Bitch and moans about the Christian and mormon Boogeyman, Calls Muslims the most Oppressed and tolerant people in the world
Is Laurelai Bailey a lolcow?
>Is a psychopath SJW tranny who lives in fellow SJW homes until they kick him out for being the most god awful person in the world. He is everything an SJW is supposed to be and even they can't handle it.
>"gender enlightened" mollusc
>doesn't work
>refuses to clean up or take showers more than a couple times a month
>keeps files on whatever friends he's got an any given moment so he can fuck with them later
>fed informer
>criminal, thief
>serial abuser of any human being coming near him
>accuses people of rape to get back at them when they kick him out
>chronic liar
>5,000 self-diagnosed psychiatric illnesses
MikeeUSA
http://8ch.net/v/res/7507042.html
tl;dr some idiot has been shitting up /v/ every time some literally what open source game titled "ChaosEsque Anthology" that he apparently singlehandedly maintains*. The entire thread devolves into his insane ramblings.
I think this guy has what it takes to become a cow, I dunno. He's been thrown out of an MRA group before and has a very negative history with the open source community (and probably other communities in general) based entirely on how fucking nuts this guy is.
ED Page: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/MikeeUSA
List of shit (written by himself of course) that he's uploaded/contributed to CEA: http://pastebin.com/QCZZbRCi
*=(basing this observation on the fact he's the only one really talking about it that much)
Pics related: the kind of ramblings this autist makes every fucking thread. No one even mentions SJW shit and he flies off the handle about it anyways.
>INB4 "What if it's just a ruse?"
I highly doubt someone would go to the trouble of copying a guy and his mannerisms simply for a laugh. This has been on a consistent basis with this guy. I'm convinced that given all of the pages about this guy's history on the internet, that we have the real deal on our hands here, and we have a very big potential cow.
Worst cow to ever exist
Who is the worst lol/cow/ in your opinion to ever exist?
While the obvious answer to many would be Chris I find Nick Bate is probably the worst person I have ever seen.
Fucking babyboy
This motherfucking paedophile comes on to my fucking page being a bitch. We find out who he is and he begs like a dog. Thought I'd get the /cow/boys on this sicko.
National Alliance Under Federal Investigation
Well, shit got real for the white nationalist movement.
For those who remember, the National Alliance was a prominent White Nationalist organization led by William Pierce. Although initially founded in the mid '70s, the group remained in obscurity until the '90s when Pierce began the radio program American Dissident Voices. At its prime, the NA was force to be reckoned with, drawing notoriety from certain conservative circles and the attention of law enforcement and anti-racist activists. Along with a tone of respectability and academic credentials to boot, Pierce kept his organization well run. Under him, the NA proved that White Nationalism wasn't just for skinheads. Decent people could find kinship in the group's goals.
Unfortunately, Pierce was a poor steward of the organization, as he kept extremely few close associates. With no one to lead after his passing, the NA went into a tailspin and now, under scrutiny of federal investigation, may finally crash. They've been beset by numerous high-profile scandals, from successor Erich Gliebe hiring strippers to pose for Resistance Magazine (and marrying one to boot) to longtime veteran Kevin Strom's conviction for possession of child pornography.
Full story here:
http://ironmarch.org/index.php?/topic/5200-national-alliance-is-dead-again/
/cow/ /icup/ team
Hello lads, that interboard soccer tournament known as the /icup/ is rolling around for the fall/winter edition and I was wondering if we wanted to finish a team for it.
For those that don't know, the /icup/ is a soccer tournament played in PES 15 with teams made by boards for bantz and to determine who is the best. All games are CPU controlled so it's completely random and up to fate.
Someone or some others made a thread here >>>/icup/2074 that started to outline a team for the board but it has fallen off and hasn't had updates for a while. So if you want, feel free to finish up what has been started or start from scratch.
Two possible rosters were presented in that thread along with an anthem and custom kits (uniforms). However you can change any of that if you wish.
Boards who wish to participate in the tournament need:
>A board logo
>A board anthem
>A roster of 23, 11 of which will be starters
>2 players will be gold ranked, 2 will be silver ranked.
>A goal horn (specific horns for specific players are allowed)
>Custom uniforms
>Formation
>A team rep (optional)
/a/ won the first tournament and several new boards are joining for this one.
Here were the mock ups for the uniforms someone made.
Zyklon Ben Garrison
Despite his recent activities I don't see any Ben "Kike on a pike" Garrison threads anywhere.Fake Ben starts talking about trolls for the last ten minutes here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUEZVSaJLbg
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Ben_Garrison
I'd also like to add his patented signature to the lower right corner of his ED page but I don't know how
Sam Hyde
So, as pic related shows, edgy af comedian Sam Hyde from MillionDollarExtreme turns out to be a horrible piece of shit.
According to the OP of this image on /tv/, "His track record with female fans in the past has not been fantastic, as I've heard other instances of grooming questionably young fans."
Tbqh it's a damn shame, he's done some really hilarious shit imo.
Milk
>milk
Why are people now using a term thought up by goons that were vainly trying to "fit in" /cow/? Nobody used the term on the previous incarnations of /cow/.
The Total Drama Fandom
For those who actually have lives outside of animation, Total Drama is a Canadian made animated series that revolves around a fictional reality show. It's fandom has had it's share of lolcows
Before tumblr, it was filled with mrenters who were offended when anybody was treated badly (and since it's a reality show parody, this happened/happens alot)
thekoboldnecromancer.deviantart.com/journal/My-Biggest-Irritation-Whine-Currently-471066154
When tumblr came along, the fandom's teen lgbt demographic got a whole lot louder
http://totaldrama.wikia.com/wiki/Mike
Mike's portrayal of a person with D.I.D is seen as offensive (especially due to the fact that he reset his brain, "killing" his other personalities)
They also viewed his love interest Zoey as misogynistic for sticking by Mike through and through (even when his evil personality Mal was in charge)
http://www.freshtvinc.com/blog/meet-tom-and-jen-from-the-ridonculous-race/
Not only are Tom and Jen inspired by the creators of Total Drama, but Tom was revealed to be gay (in my view, to appease the tumblrspawn)
This divided the fandom (between the ones who want more gay characters and ones who didn't care)
http://winnerchallenged.tumblr.com/
http://playadeslosers.tumblr.com/tagged/total-drama
Other stuff the fandom does
-Called a male character a rapist for kissing a female character without her consent http://playadeslosers.tumblr.com/post/92398581447/i-dont-care-if-you-dislike-staci-like-whatever
-Attack heterosexual artists who draw softcore filth, yet favorite/support artists who draw hardcore gay rule 34 http://manic-greenster.tumblr.com/post/104901277515/klrblebells-codykins123-theres-sweater
Mary K. Day-Petrano
Any idea what happened to her?
Also, for those unaware, let this video introduce you.
Jimmy Hill dies.
I thought /cow/ might like to know that football legend and Sonichu original creator Jimmy Hill has passed away at the age of 87.
Bashur /Bashurverse releases shower prank video, is taken down
Anyone save/mirror this before it got flagged?
Lolcows in fiction.
Who are characters in works of fiction, whom we would be talking about here, if they were actually real?
pic related
Undertale Thread? Undertale Tread
There's plenty of the 'tism surrounding some of this game's fans. Anyone in particular good lolcow material? Perhaps roleplayers or other similarly insane/autistic people?
Deviant Art cows who don't deserve their own threads.
I found this guy on a /v/ thread. He's a Maoist Dragon Quest fan, with slightly better drawing skills than Chris. Many of his drawings are little more than Communist propaganda, and he often posts single sentences on Twitter, in four different languages.
http://dragonquestwes.deviantart.com/
Joseph Strickland
I think /cow/ had a thread about this guy in 2014, but there's an update. Some guy on the Kiwi Farms found a recent article saying he has entered the plea-deal phase for production of child pornography.
Archive: https://archive.is/HHWtG
ED: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Joseph8276
Kiwi: https://kiwifar.ms/threads/joseph-strickland-aka-joseph8276.6544/page-5#post-894049
Trains
What is it with assburgers and trains? Why are so many of them obsessed with this one mode of transportation above all others?
Blueberry Inflation Fetishist
Now I don't judge people on fetishes as long as they don't take them out on other non consenting people, but "wrong" and "wierd + hilarious" are usually two different things when it comes to fetishes.
Here is a deviantart full of pictures inspired by that scene in Willy Wonka where the girl inflates into a Blueberry. there are so many god damned blueberryfied anime characters on this gus deviantart.
Rain Florence
How has this woman not been posted yet?
She may seem like your typical vegan, health-obsessed nutjob, but the craziness goes much deeper.
She earned fame by doing enema tutorials, dying her hair with her period blood and having borderline pornographic thumbnails, among other things.
She also breastfeeds her 4 year old son, and he can barely talk.
Secrios: chubby chasing horsefucker
Secrios (also goes under Moviemowdown or by his real name "Sam Wilkinson") is a horsefucker, deviantautist, "film student" and also a potential lolcow ripe for the milking.
>Secrios' youtube SFM series, "Blu Spy", is about a blue spy trying to find his horse-wife, whom has been kidnapped by the "Troll empire". They're incredibly awful and feature weebshit, dozens upon dozens of bad memes and pop culture references in an attempt at humor and his self insert, "Secrios deathrend".
>Has a fat fetish which he "jokes" about in his videos and images, and even dated a whale (first pic related) presumably to give himself an erection. Secrios also gets aggressive if you make fun of her weight, or tell him the truth about why he dated her in the first place.
>Has an insanely large ego (no pun intended) and will whine if someone calls his videos shit, getting himself banned from facepunch when he repeatedly demanded to the moderators for his videos to be taken down from the forums because people made fun of them as a result.
>Is paranoid that if people DO make fun of him, less people will watch his videos, which consequently means less ad revenue to commission fetish drawings on deviantart.
>Bought someone a game to try and bribe them not to thumb down ONE of his videos. they did it anyway
https://www.youtube.com/user/moviemowdown/videos
http://moviemowdown.deviantart.com/
https://www.facebook.com/pages/MovieMowDown/145867855456898
https://www.facebook.com/Secrios
Traiboy54 the godking
Why doesn't this autist have more attention? This is some of the worst fucking autism i swear to god.
If you don't know, trainboy54 is an autistic 19 year old who lives in a tent (IN HIS HOUSE LOL), is an """""adult""""" thomas the tank engine, and is obsessed with penis and perv, and is EVEN MORE obsessed with making stories about himself as a train in the thomas the tank engine in fanfictions of thomas and phinneas and ferb. the potential julay in this guy is intense.
Seattle4Truth
potential gamergate lolcow inbound.
Seattle4Truth is a digger who most likely digged a little too deep and went insane.
Video related is his "I'm not suicidal, if something happens to me than the government killed me" video.
He previously also made masterpieces like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x7G-J8lwmA
and is mostly looking for government connections of gamergate opponents.
New Transracial Icon Shaun King
We got a new Rachel Dolezal on our hands boys! Shaun King, one of the main organisers behind Black Lives Matter, has been outed by Milo as a #wrongskin fraud that lied to Oprah to get a scholarship to a black college. Now he thinks he's the nigger hero saving them from cracker ass pigs killing innocent young black men.
His twitter account, where he's been in full damage control mode all day deleting tweets and ranting about how difficult his life has been and it's all a white supremacist conspiracy.
Despite being white as snow, he also claims he was bullied by a bunch of rednecks as a child and they beat the shit out of him, causing him spinal injuries that sent him to the hospital for two years. In reality it was small scuffle with one other person and his injuries were qualified as "minor". The best part is he got his ass beat because he threatened his ex girlfriend over 8 dollars! (maybe he's blacker than we thought)
Anyway keep an eye on this one, he might be a winner.
Nick "PedoPoop" Bate
>Just watched Jim's vid
Seeing as he was a cross-dresser, is there a way we can portray him as the face of LGBTABCD movement?
What I wanted it to portray him as a LGBTABCD figure, in the same level as Ana Sarcoma or John Flint, and then evil Moot's army went after him. It will get him momentary sympathy from SJWs and it'll give us something more to laugh about.
Shekel part: IF we build him as a progressive SJW figure, we can do a GoFundMe and get shekels (idc who gets the shekels)
>webm not related
MENTION ONE MORE TIME ISIS IS ISLAM
Cow, this African gentleman seems very upset about the current state of the world
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqB-rVeMyuqRiqQE7_ztxRg
It is well advised to listen to his ancient voodoo wisdoms
Donald Trump 2016
When will this board start selling bumper stickers?
People with Mentall Illnesses
I found a great potential in cows one day when I realized there was a large portion of people who self identified with their diagnosis and being ill. This is very apparent on tumblr if you ever do a search for "bipolar" or "depression".
Greater lulz is added to all of this when you consider that more and more physicians are coming out and saying "mental illnesses" are bogus, not real and people just making excuses for their own short comings and laziness.
The United States throws away billions of dollars each year on mental health treatment, money wasted on feels. Think of all the actual beneficial research that could be funded if we just told all these wannabe victims to man the fuck up and face reality. The world is a tough place and the only way to get stronger is to face adversity head on.
So yeah, mental illness mocking general thread. Tumblr is an obvious gold mine for this.
I loop aspergers in as well but more and more people are starting to realize its all fake and doctors are taking it more with a grain of salt.
http://justborderlinethings.tumblr.com/
http://bipolarcharacteroftheday.tumblr.com/
http://autisticwomanspeaks.tumblr.com/ (eye cancer warning)
Anonymous Lejun
Why has nobody tried to milk people who still call themselves "anonymous legion"?
Seriously, there is a cringy goldmine here
Legionfag Lolcow sighted
this is an offshoot from Knoxvillains (city of lolcows), this guy deserves his own thread.
>legionfag, all the OpAnonymous stuff on his kikebook timeline dates to 2013
>burnout, used to be a jock in highschool, is the stereotypical Chad from r9k
>has latched onto the anonymous identity to fill the void that is his total lack of personality and original thought
>is a male fake geek girl
Can McIntosh be a lolcow?
I know he's not a lolcow in the traditional sense, but between the constant SJW rhetoric and Twitter posts that seem like they've been copied and pasted from /r/IAmVerySmart, you've got to admit there's some humor to be had here. With how much this guy goes on about social justice, I get the feeling he'd produce some fine milk if someone nudged him in the right direction.
Any thoughts?
Starwalkers: Sonichu with a budget
http://www.thestarwalkers.com/
Holy shit /cow/, I don't know where to start.
Starwalkers is the pet project of Greg Holland, who is trying to turn it into a massive multimedia franchise. His writing is complete garbage however, as you can see from the preview of his book you can read here:
https://nook.barnesandnoble.com/products/2940152146363/sample?sourceEan=2940152146363
He's gotten a bunch of D-list actors for the radio dramas he's put together, including one of the child stars from the Star Wars Ewok movies, Eric walker.
>Currently you are working on Star Walkers; your new project. Can you tell what this exactly is?
>Star Walker is like Star Wars times 1000. It is a much bigger universe then Star Wars and takes place over 12 millennia. Star Walker is like Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Star Trek, Star Gate, and the Matrix all rolled up into one universe.
http://starwarsinterviews1.blogspot.com/2010/01/eric-walker-interview.html
One interesting thing about Greg Holland is how he he believes that God is telling him to write this shit.
>Writer/Creator G. K. Holland has been quoted as saying: “I can show you a fifteen page document where I have this entire out lay of various things we have done and will be doing to promote Star Walker, but nowhere on that long list of things is there anything about “radio episodes”. In other words, the way these episodes began, the way they have grown into their own incarnation is just meant to be, all God driven. Believe me when I tell you that there are bigger forces at work here in regards to this Star Walker project.”
http://thestarwalkers.com/SWEventsPage.htm
The question is, can he be julayed?
Dunk on this faggot
Major autist and retard. Told this faggot if he didn't stop sperging on /gamergatehq/ and spamming up the boards he was going to get thrown on /cow/. Making good on it.
Fag has been raiding us for the past 3 days because Acid Man outed him as a swatter and won't provide the evidence that he could potentially use to escape legal consequences of swatting.
When I mentioned putting him on /cow/ he ignored me. Congratulations, spergberg. You've made it!
Enjoy.
So many pedos
Valis77/ValisHD, one of Anita Sarkeesian's Twitch channel mods, is a registered sex offender
HannibalLector13, one of Anita Sarkeesian's biggest fans, is also a registered sex offender
Tamashi Hiroka
Tamashi is a noteworthy cow.
>Feminist
>Thinks Lopunny and Diggersby are sexist
>Her Twitter got hacked and someone posted her roastie
>Has a really really bad case of gotis
>Sister used to beat the shit out of her
>Likes to think Mega Absol is watching over here and protecting her from earthquakes or some shit
Gavin McInnes
This guy is a whopper. He fails at literally everything he does.
He was a cofounder of Vice, got fired.
Worked at a marketing firm, got fired for shit he posted on social media.
Thinks he's edgy, but keeps everything in line with his occasional employer, Fox News.
He shat on GamerGate and Gamers in general. (see vid)
He's basically the conservative version of an SJW, right down to the rhetoric and unwarranted self importance.
He thinks he's got divine providence to tell everyone else how much they need to be more like him. (which is why he was great at Vice)
He's stuck in the "good ole conservative days" that he never experienced, because he lived in Frog Canada.
Remind him that everything he does fails and no one likes him because he's incorrigible.
Remind him that he's a hack and no one likes his comedy. (because it's just him complaining like an old man then making an occasional reference to heroin to sound edgy)
Remind him that he's not smart enough to do anything with his life except whine in front of a camera.
Remind him that he's completely out of touch with the world and his opinions mean jack shit to anyone with half an ass for a brain.
Remind him that he's prototypical hipster. (if not THE prototypical hipster)
I bet he'll end up crying about internet bullies.
With the size of this guy's ego, he is a surefire lulcow.
tldr; HURR DURR I'M A CONSERVATIVE HIPSTER. I'M A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE UNLIKE ALL YOU SHEEP!
Jerry Peet #7: The PIDF awakens
Previous thread
Short summary
Jerry Peet used to be an unoriginal and unfunny zero punctuation/moviebob knockoff. Now he's a batshit insane transgender brony feminist with an ego the size of 12 moviebobs. Additonally, Jerry is a hebephile with a thing for writing child molestation fanfiction and making up a girlfriend so he could insult his friends. He's also the newest prey of known gamergater and neo nazi Ben Garrison
PREVIOUSLY ON THE LAST THREAD
>Jerry literally did it for free, shills Tortanic to try and get shekels
>Blames kids wearing ironman costumes for halloween on "Muh conseratives"
>Adopts a fake child (No, seriously)
>takes down the templargamer debate, replaces it with ironic montage parody
>Shilled his shitty bug-filled game as his fake girlfriend under the name Pegasisterclop
>If Tara was real, then that would've meant she would've fucked a dog (sound familiar to you?)
>Jerry made enemies with the legendary supersoldier Marauder Shields
>Makes the most unintentionally hilarious video in his entire pitiful career, stating that SJW's don't exist soley because he can't find any on his dashboard, gamergate apparently gave SJW's a streissand effect (and are also neo-nazis) and that politically correct comedy is the way foward
>re-opens his patreon. Sadly, shekels are rolling in (over $300, in fact)
>Gets salty after being BTFO by a wubwub artist
>Released a 41 minute talk with his GF and some gay guy. In it, he proudly defends Sick Nick Nyberg. Pedophiles defend their own, after all.
http://jerry-peet-nsfw.tumblr.com/
https://www.youtube.com/user/Bhalspawn
https://www.patreon.com/Valkyrstudios?ty=h
https://www.youtube.com/user/Ripsdowny/videos (Kill ;_;)
http://stockholm.wikia.com/wiki/Stockholm_Wikia
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Creator/JerryPeet
https://www.youtube.com/user/RVIGaming/videos
Use archive.is and keep adblock on when visiting any of the above. If a video is released, save it asap and convert it to WebM, because Jerry is prone to deleting shit that can be used against him very quickly
http://www.dailymotion.com/Slanderousarchive (/cow/ archive)
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x32w1iy_wwe-2k15-jerry-peet-vs-ben-garrison_fun (Ben VS Jerry)
Bountiful Autism Source
Liam Shotwell is my gift to you all. Imagine the most liberal of cucks to ever grace the planet and you have this monstrosity of a "human being." From autistic roleplay with overtones of self-righteousness to considering anything that undermines his hugbox as terrorism/nazism, Liam will not disappoint; he can be endlessly julayed for entertainment. He truly beleives that "ignoring the trolls" will be his saving grace. However, he always cracks under pressure in time. I have chased him off of Playstatiion Network several times in the past by being a "nazi troll" or something to that effect. I have had access to his information for some time now, questioning if I should share this beautiful creature with the world. It is at this time, that I decided that keeping him all to myself would not be just. Please give him the stress he deserves. I have included information regarding his family in this document. I'm sure he will believe this is all some ploy to take over his internet clan. Once again my friends, I truly hope you appreciate my gift. Godspeed.
Liam Shotwell
5535 US 42 Highway
Mount Gilead, OH 43338
Phone #: (419) 947-9423
ALIAS: Michael Youngling
Playstation Network ID: m88youngling
Skype ID: m88youngling
kik ID: jethawk33
Facebook Profile: https://www.facebook.com/liam.shotwell?fref=ts
Facebook Page 1: https://www.facebook.com/DJsonicwarrior/?fref=ts
Facebook Page 2: https://www.facebook.com/LBP-Union-307918769419109/?fref=ts
Nation States: https://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_lbp_union/detail=factbook/id=231739
Google Website: https://sites.google.com/site/littlebigplanetunion/
Father:
Lawrence Shotwell
Works at: Redbird Internet Services
Work Address:
PO Box 437
Mount Gilead, OH 43338
Work Website: http://www.redbird.net/
Work Phone #: (419) 947-9668
Facebook Profile: https://www.facebook.com/lawrence.shotwell?fref=ts
Mother:
Mia Shotwell
Facebook Profile: https://www.facebook.com/mia.shotwell.5?fref=ts
Hips-Chan
Possible Cow.
Spoiled kid from San Francisco
Runs around talking about his parents job
>SJW, which means he is bound to have some dirty skeletons
Also known to come to the rescue of Dickless Nicholas aka Sarah "Dog Fucker" Butts
>Confirmed cross dresser
Tumblr: https://archive.is/JoeD7
Reddit: https://archive.is/8DS7G
Archived so you don't have to go to Reddit
Twitter: https://twitter.com/leSemenDemon
Steam: https://archive.is/cjNmh
Tripcode faggot: http://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/search/username/Hips-chan/tripcode/!!Ub5AEwUF24B/
BAN 2010'S! BRING BACK THE 00'S!!!!
BRATZ FOREVER!!!!!
Y2K FOREVER!!!!!
MOTOROLA V3>IPHONE!!!!!!
WINDOWS 2000>WINDOWS 10!!!!!
DJ DEAN>DEADMAU5!!!!!!
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An Open Letter To Peter Coffin
I really mean this
Habermann
http://jameshabermann.tumblr.com/
https://twitter.com/DerHabermann
>Former creator of METOKUR turned SJW
>mentions of him in the Something Awful Thread gave me the idea for this
Fat Guy that Reviews Sonichu Possible LolCow?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzR6_olhhRE
>If you're the kind of person who cringed when I pulled up the Anita Sarkeesian clip please just fucking unsubscribe me right now, because you're going to be profoundly unhappy with the direction this channel is going to take. I am extremely uninterested in having a slapfight with gamergaters every time this shit comes up, so please just show yourselves out. Or don't, and we can see how big the banlist gets.
I remember a comment he made about how video games aren't diverse enough and I made the comment that his videos aren't diverse enough as his friends and family were only white people
He of course deleted that comment.
Chuck Wendig, progressive Star Wars sperg
Star Wars sperg Chuck Wendig wrote a novel for the new expanded universe, called "Aftermath". Being a terrible writer from a technical standpoint, he instead packed his novel with plenty of progressive and SJW themes so that he could cry "BIGOT!" and "HARASSMENT!" at any bad reviews, which of course, he's doing right now. He also speaks in outdated memes when angered:
>“You’re not the Rebel Alliance. You’re not the good guys. You’re the fucking Empire, man. You’re the shitty, oppressive, totalitarian Empire. If you can imagine a world where Luke Skywalker would be irritated that there were gay people around him, you completely missed the point of Star Wars. It’s like trying to picture Jesus kicking lepers in the throat instead of curing them. Stop being the Empire. Join the Rebel Alliance. We have love and inclusion and great music and cute droids.”
>“If you’re upset because I put gay characters and a gay protagonist in the book, I got nothing for you,” Wendig wrote. “Sorry, you squawking saurian — meteor’s coming. And it’s a fabulously gay Nyan Cat meteor with a rainbow trailing behind it and your mode of thought will be extinct.”
>'Stop being the Empire,' Star Wars author tells homophobic readers
>"Star Wars" is kinda gay now. Which is kinda cool.
>The soldiers of "Star Wars" can get PTSD, too
Can David Futurelle be a lolcow?
>Runs feminist propaganda site We Hunted the mammoth
>Ugly as sin
>Beta male
>Looks to have the tism
>Feminist
>Constantly chimps out about MRAs
autism is the key to all this
well this occured on my facebook wall
is the Playstation 1 a autism magnet
SadCows
Post cows who just make you depressed.
Trainboy54
Not sure if you're aware of this guy, /cow/.
Jacquii Cooke aka Adonis Jackson - Possible cow?
Meet Jacquii Cooke, a (wo)man from Oak Ridge, TN.
Recently Mr. Cooke smothered his dog to death and posted about it on his FB page. An outraged land whale from the local community alerted the police and many lulz have already been had.
>Local News, video includes interview with Mr. Cooke
>When Jacquii Cooke first posted on Facebook that she opted to smother her dog because he was sick, the online community was quick to show their opinion on what they thought about it. Another woman, Missi Carlisle, went to police and filed a report to press charges against Cooke.
>Tuesday afternoon, Cooke spoke to Local 8 News on camera to defend her actions.
>"I don't kill dogs. I helped my dog with a mercy killing, and there's a distinct difference," Cooke said.
>Cooke said she used her bare hands to smother the life out of her five year-old Pit Bull named Blu after he was infected with she thought was heart worm. She said she refused to go to a vet to have her dog euthanized because she said euthanasia is like what happens to mass murderers, and she wouldn't have her dog put to death like that.
Whatever it is it had a public facebook profile and spends all day ranting at whomever stops by. Mr. Cooke obviously enjoys his liquor since he's prone to drunken rants at all hours of the night.
>Facebook: facebook.com/jacquiicooke/
There is also this FB page made by someone in the local community.
>facebook.com/Justice-for-Blu-763278807149229/
Possible Lolcow: Heather Barron
Meet Heather Barron, a mother of four (college students), divorced, ex-porn star, failed singer, possible lolcow.
Her Youtube consists of her poor singing, awful rants regarding identity politics and general nonsense. She uploads a lot of her videos in skimpy outfits, believing she'll be able to attract more viewers, and fails to do so.
She got into singing because of Mickey Rooney's son or so she says on her website.
>I got a call from Mickey Rooney's son who suggested I go into voice overs.
Her bio is filled with rantings of a madman, and with hopes of potential milk.
Her website: http://www.allheather.com/#!bio/cyis
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-Qh5XShnL3701Q2AweAviQ/videos
Twitter: https://twitter.com/msheatherbarron
Another unfortunate website to host her garbage: https://www.reverbnation.com/heatherbarron
Porn: http://www.freeones.com/html/h_links/Heather_Barron/?trade=55757368
Jaclyn Glenn
This'll be a good one, gents. SO, to start we have a /cow/ caught plagiarizing other youtubers to get money from her "Atheist Youtube Channel."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsdwTo1Xk80
She's known to blatantly ignore and delete comments that go against her and her cabal of atheist neckbeards. Oh and yes, her followers will die for her, even after she was caught a second time plagiarizing another persons work.
The better factoid is this: Her youtube atheist channel friends like Banana Dipper, Sargon of Acuck, and Armored Skeptic, are all silent. The only atheist to comment on it was Adblock Matt, and even he skirted around and said, "It May be plagiarism." She has a large following, and is just behind AA in views.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBFJ4HrMaNE
The fact is, if a Christian had done the same thing, we'd see Gamergate's E-Celebs and Fedora's calling him or her out. We got some julaying to do, as her followers and herself get triggered to the point of deleting evidence. I'm sure we could get /christian/ to help us with this e-celeb shitter.
If anything, her face alone makes anyone with half a mind to beat the shit out of her.
Reviewtechausa
>Rich from Reviewtecha is a known click baiter yet he bitches about click baiting on his channel
>Butt buddies with Mundanematt
>Gets legit butt hurt by fat jokes
>Pro censorship and shutting people down for hurting others feelings
>Whore himself out to gamergate & anti-SJW crowd yet flip flops a lot, Apologizes to Anita for being to mean to her
Can anyone dig anymore on Rich? It also worth noting /v/ and /pol/ attempted to make Rich a new Ben Garrison and Moon Man by spreading racist leaked audio. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0V6hu63HEVR
Failed Halifax Shooter was a member of the CWCki
Nazi fetishist futurist asian spree killer ended up having an account on the Farms.https://atsimu.com/threads/failed-halifax-mass-shooter-asian-nazi-fetishist-lindsay-kantha-souvannarath.7744/
https://atsimu.com/threads/failed-halifax-mass-shooter-asian-nazi-fetishist-lindsay-kantha-souvannarath.7744/page-3#post-546518
withasmoothroundstone
I don't come here often, so pardon my lack of board etiquette, but I believe I have found an interesting e-individual.
She's a proud "agender, autistic, nonbinary disabled lesbian" and a total tumblerina proud of how she looks. Also on benefits all her life, with no desire to lose weight so as to improve her condition, because she buys into that tumblr HAES crap. Never wants to work and uses a wheelchair etc. despite being able to do frigging jumping jacks.
Suffers from Gastroparesis, which normally would make you slim. Has a feeding tube which she uses on top of eating regularly too.
Tranny Lolcow material
This tranny has much lolcow potential
The Internet's Least Favorite Shudder Cow and His Parents
Do any reliable accounts of Nick's childhood and upbringing exist? If so, I'd like to hear 'em.
I can't imagine his parents being anything than utterly abysmal, but if anyone has evidence to the contrary, I'd welcome it. I'm not saying "NICK DINDU NUFFIN WRONG", but I suppose, at some point, something went horribly wrong growing up.
an entire city of lolcows
tl;dr i set up an anonymous grudge posting website while drunk for a city i lived in back when i was 19 and have managed to troll the entire "music scene" in a large american city into a tizzy.
i am at the point where i strongly suspect there may be a confirmed kill sooner or later. people are very very mad at each other and currently it's like the spanish inquisition but with trying to figure out who runs the facebook page instead of witches.
FUN FACT: the domain in question has privacy enabled but i found a way to set someone's email as the certificate authority source, which shits his pants and does nothing but annoy them & they cannot use it to steal the domain as they potentially can if you do a non-private domain and set it as a tech or admin contact.
it took long enough but the internet detective shit finally kicked in:
without going into it, the endgame gets one of these kids to 1v1 blackburn IRL & get trayvonned
Miramisu
Gunna make this quick
>Fat titty streamer
>Hates being called fat
>Is into pagans and spirit shit
>Half arab
>She got a pendant out in a stream once to scare away haters or some gay shit
>Shes streaming now
So go and have some fun /cow/
Most Unfunny Lolcow
Which lolcows do you think are boring and provide little to no lulz?
I think MrEnter is boring as hell and is painful to listen to.
Randy Blazak, Dirty Jew Perv Info - Straight From /pol/
Hey /cow/, /pol/ here. Some other /pol/acks and I were in a Trump thread and someone posted information about a scummy Jew from Portland or somewhere on the West Coast who calls himself a "feminist father".
We've compiled some links on his blog as well as his RateMyProfessor. He fucks his students and wrote a blogpiece about queer baby gender shit or something. I dunno. SJWs are all fucked up.
Here are some links.
>Ratemyprofessor
http://www.ratemyprofessors.com/ShowRatings.jsp?tid=665908
>Gender queer baby shit
https://instagram.com/blazakr/
>Instagram post; wrote a short story about Elvis
https://instagram.com/p/9b0pQUuLY-/
>Twatter
Donald Trump and white people as a whole trigger him.
>>4037199
Thread on /pol/ if you're interested in more info.
Melissa click
>Ginger College professor who threatens mob violence on journalists for violating her safe place
>A feminist who encourage her black lives matters supporters students to use threats of violences to silent people on Twitter
>Uses U.S Tax Payer dollars to have students to do book reports on Lady Gaga
Melissa click is a piece of work. For a Small tits lulZcow.
Feminazi Freaks out about GG to Internet Governance Forum
This shit is hilarious. This bitch that's trying to censor the internet to make it a safespace for radical feminism freaks out about their hashtag campaign being raided by GG.
She freaks the fuck out while the woman next to her squirms, wiggles, and rolls her eyes incessantly.
The Jvlogging Community General
Of all the communities I have been unfortunate enough to come across, none has stood out more than the Jvlogging community. These people have the most fragile asses and love to comment and respond.
Case in point, this is Viktor, king of the morons, godfather of the Jvlogging community doing a video response to a reddit thread that was talking about him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdH2jfDhzQA
There was also some drama last year where Kanadjin3 made sock puppet accounts and talked shit on Rachel & Jun's channel that lead to Rachel calling Kanadajin out in a video and the rest of the Jvlogging community making video responses/whoring for new subs.
Live Gator!
GooberGator doesn't know who to leave anti-harassment conference.
GHOST IS BACK
It's happening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-i1TiM1ZCs&feature=youtu.be
Tila Tequila thread
Didn't realise how batshit crazy this bitch was until today, post Tila shit.
Fuvk
It seems like we can't make fun of bronies or furries anymore.
Eric Brown Jr
lolcow from a NBA facebook group, thought i might share here because why not, so do whatever you want with him
Eric Brown Jr is a 21yo amateur artist, rapper & wrestler as well as a professional dumb ass from Cleveland Ohio obsessed with Ariana Grande who loves saying dumb shit, blocking everyone who disagrees with him, attentionwhoring, being overly sensitive, crying to the admins, asking people to apologize and dickriding LeBron James
he has also backed out of a fight with a skinny beta manlet who looks like Drake and threatened to fill a harassment report on him and everyone else who talks shit about him
his drawings & rap songs are worthy of being on a cringe thread, and his wrestling are some of the gayest things you'll ever see in your life, even if you watch gay porn regularly
that's about it
i spent all day tryna find everything about him so here's my work:
>Youtube:
E-Money (music)- https://www.youtube.com/user/EricBrownJrMusic/videos
Official - https://www.youtube.com/user/ebrown2012/videos
Wrestling - https://www.youtube.com/user/MHHSWrestling/videos
CSU - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrFyHcwT8HBHhg9Rcq40Tsw/videos
Trampoline Dunks (old) - https://www.youtube.com/user/trampolineboyzinc/videos
Trampoline Wrestling (old) - https://www.youtube.com/user/XTWrestling/videos
>Twitter:
Old - https://twitter.com/ericbrownjr
Current (Public) - https://twitter.com/VarsityBoiEric
Current (Private) - https://twitter.com/VarsityEricBruh
>Facebook:
Drawings - https://www.facebook.com/ebrownartworks?ref=br_rs
Personal - https://www.facebook.com/VarsityEricBruh?fref=ts
>SoundCloud:
https://soundcloud.com/eric-maplealumni-brown-jr
>InstaGram:
http://ink361.com/app/users/ig-1599916799/ebrownartworks/photos
>White Pages:
http://www.whitepages.com/name/Eric-B-Brown-Jr/Cleveland-OH/hndde0k
>Possible Adress:
18012 Hiller Ave Cleveland, OH 44119-1702
>PS4/XBONE Account:
ETBJSUPERE
>Study:
film/media at Cleveland State University
>Date of birth:
10/24/1993
Fans of cows
Post random examples of cringe worthiness of fans of cows.
>Rob Dyke listed 8chan on the top 10 most evil deep web sites
>One of the top comments is SUBSCRIBED TO FEMINISTFREQUENCY
Along with
>channelAwesome
>TheThinkingAtheist
>Jim Sterling
>Extra Credits
>5 peso pedro
>Game Grumps after jontron
>JimSterling
>Cracked
>ExtraCredit
>TFSGaming
>Anime America
Otherwise totally not surprising. I bet if anyone dig more on Juxtavarious. It will turn out he cries about Islamophobia and the racism against Muslims on facebook or twitter. Yet he gets trigger by religious symbolism being in Daredevil like Doug walker.
Kiwi Farms part 7: The Fall of Glaive
Null finally got tired of having someone more popular and better looking than him around.
RIP
#
WizardDown
Moviebob - Desparate for revenue edition
Looks like our Pal Bobby Chip needs cash for insulin so badly he's advertising on this site.
Previous Threads:
>>168043
>>158413
>>150291
>>142523
>>139887
>>135401
>>129862
>>116062
His Patreon:
https://www.patreon.com/moviebob1?ty=h
>$3957.29 monthly
He's down $100
His shit book:
https://media.8ch.net/cow/src/1434586041538.pdf
His interview with the New Yorker:
http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/08/10/harangue
MOVIEBOB HAS TYPE 2 DIABETES
Fagbulous
Introducing Fagbulous!
Fagbulous is an enormously fucking gay (and possible furry), autistic member of GaymerGate. He enjoys endlessly reporting people for "MUH DOXXX HURR" because they are "coming after his entire family and friends":
https://twitter.com/nahalennia/status/664019029779021824
When you try and tell him he is a fucking faggot, he responds with "MUH SHILLS REEE CALL THE COPS I DINDU NUFFING"
Join us as we read his fag blog live
[Warning: May contain autists]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2bxGl9LZX8
Fag blog:
Fag twitter:
https://twitter.com/nahalennia
Fag jewtube:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpxM_wrAZM5mbRxHYYv0wwg
Some choice fag! videos:
TREEEEESSSSS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfIApQ7hwsM
Muh varistyz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WntKMsKJSzA
MUH BAMBRAG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sWjTSVCf5w
General location: Lake Natoma Sacramento:
See how many hilarious things you can find in this faggots twitter feed, its a fucking smorgasboard.
Research on this specimen has only just started, so we hope to add to this thread immensely in short order.
what the fuck!?
I think we might have a new lolcow anons. and it's a tranny feminazi autist lolcow! /co/ storytimed his comic and it is gloriously full of cringe!
https://twitter.com/hubbelljustin
here's the twitter, go nuts guys.
Zimmerman the Anti-COW
George Zimmerman is like the Anti-Chris Chan. While everything he does gets a reaction, Zimmerman manages to win every time. He is truly the hero /cow/ don"t want but deserves.
CANT FLIM FLAM THE ZIM ZAM
>George Zimmerman, actual thug and current Confederate flag struggle painter, has somehow managed to amass 11,000 (presumably stupid, racist, or both) followers on Twitter since somehow being acquitted of second-degree murder in the shooting death of unarmed black 17-year-old high school student Trayvon Martin. In an effort to maintain his personal brand, Zimmerman regularly tweets and/or retweets wildly idiotic statements on matters of race, politics, and his own storied history.
>However, Zimmerman's most recent act of Zimmerdouchery is most likely his most appalling contribution to society yet. Though the tweet has now been deleted by Twitter officials, Zimmerman reportedly retweeted the following proclamation that he is a "one man army," an incendiary statement maddeningly paired with a gruesome photo of Trayvon Martin's corpse. New York Daily News got the screengrab, though we've chosen to omit a portion of the photograph:
"George Zimmerman" has been trending all day on twitter, causing monumental asshurt
https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=news&q=%22George%20Zimmerman%22&src=tren
Griefers
Does anyone have any good online spergouts? I think those are the best kind because instead of just reading a man typing out his asshurt. You get to hear it.
Also does anyone have that myg0t vid of the guy calling the gamergirl? that was pretty hilarious.
Amazing Atheist
Anyone in here know how to find the banana.wmv video? This guy's a total cow, someone on here has to have it
Jose-Ramiro
What is this board's opinion on Jose-Ramiro?
PressFartToContinue/UTV Stalker
http://8archive.moe/v/thread/4397274/#4397737
http://8archive.moe/v/thread/4419710/#4419809
Sister thread in /sp/:
>>>/sp/175503
In a daring synthesis of cringe, GG attention whore, noted Dodger stalker and all around faggot PressFartToContinue has apparently found himself in the crosshairs of /sp/'s infamous UTV stalker.
UTV stalker's dossier on UTV on /sp/, since PDFs aren't allowed here:
>>>/sp/175507
Read the attached PDF and take a look at the image to see just what we're dealing with here.
Among gems from the UTV stalker:
>>>/sp/175823
How to make UTV enjoy my company more
Damsel in Distress
The first thing that I’ve learnt is that men love a ‘damsel in distress’, or in other words, a female who has real trouble and is in need of help. According to lovepanky magazine this is because men like to be treated like men, and this is bought out when they are given the chance to aid a woman with something. It makes them feel like the superior gender and this makes them more attracted to the woman and makes them enjoy their company more. Men simply love to be needed.
This is high-level autism, and I think we should encourage it, since there's bound to be milk here to be had.
Potential New LOLCOW
We've lost Chris, we lost Nick Bates. But Gentlemen, I present to you. The Savior of mankind: Pipifurrys.
What would you do if you ended up on /cow/?
Would you defend yourself here, or would you hide until people got bored?
The next Chris chan.
Fellow /cow/boys. Chris chan will eventually be in jail, Peter coffin will eventually go berserk and throw away his doll and give the baby back to the orphanage.
But I have found the newest lolcow. This man right here will be the next Chris chan. He will be the usuper. And he is flowing with milk.
His name, is Evan gragg.
He became popular on the encyclopediadramatica Facebook page by acting like a autist when people were making fun of bronies. He would rush to defend them, and claiming haters and "anti bronies" are stupid.
But that's not the best part. He's been known for sexually harassing women at cons, filing ads on Craigslist for sex, and even trying to solicit a prostitute in more occasions than one.
My friends, a new CWC has risin from the ashes.
Jenny McDermott
Is Jenny McDermott a cow?
BDSM Social Networking General
Not sure if there's any interest in this, but sites like Collarspace are a goldmine for cows, and you don't even need an account to browse profiles. I thought I'd start a thread with some of the more amusing tidbits I've saved.
matriarchal muffin
Look what I found, /cow/.
That thing is a literal gold mine.
Raven
A prostitute with a heart of ice. This woman is exhibiting CWC levels of troll susceptibility.
>Hates practically any race imaginable, although she perfers whites
>Hates feminists
>Thinks the police are stalking her
>Walks around in public topless
>Criticizes men for not believing rape accusations but she has threatened to make false rape accusations as well
and to put the icing on the cake , She shot a porn with Ghetto Gaggers
Vid of her being trolled.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQxLKTvGHfg
Her youtube channel is TheHappyhooker83
Ladies, contain your orgasms
To the Young ladies (NO DARKIES) of /cow/:
Would you date this handsome tomgirl?
>no sibe thread
>no sibe thread
"But anon, who is Sibe?"
tl;dr HIV+ furry who got arrested for kiddie fiddling (pic related is his mugshot), and is so much of an insufferable, unloveable cunt he's banned from 90% of furry cons and websites. Yes, you heard me right, even furfags hate this manchild. He is sometimes referred to a "Furry Chris Chan" just so you can gauge how much of an unaware fuck-up he is.
Info on him: http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Evil_Sibe
(alternatively, just google "Ross Herbert Reddick" or "Sibe", "Evil Sibe" etc for dirt. I'm not kidding there are pages and PAGES of shit this tard has done and none of it is positive (apart from his HIV status) )
If you tweet him at https://twitter.com/e_sibe he probably will respond to you, call you a loser, jerk off that he has more followers or something, say you're a troll spreading lies, and block you.
He's also aware of 8chan, and can be seen in this thread
Chris made a Hitler medallion
My fucking sides.
Why are there no more threads on this guy
This guy still lactates julay and is what made /cow/ so popular. But why are there no more Peter Coffin threads???
Spax3/GamerSpax
Hello, gamer fans! Spax3 here! And welcome to CNASN Game Reviews!
Wizardchan
I just got someone to commit sudoku on wizardchan did I do good /cow/?
He took a pic of himself with a bag on his head and called it a suicide bag. Top kek
Sonichen & Rosechen
This guy is friends with Chris Chan on Facebook, like me, and he recently posted his plans to make a fantasy novel called "Sonichen and Rosechen."
I don't know if it's serious, but I hope it gets a reacted from Chris.
average inkbunny content
Nothing surprising here.
Legit?
This guy is legit. He is the real deal.
This fucking Feminist
Oh please just fucking gas it. Minion porn on her profile, too.
Jason Zimmerman aka mew2king
Literally autistic super smash bros player, beloved by smash bros fans for his skill at the game and his tendency to say/do funny things. However, his obtuse nature sometimes lands him in much more lolcow-like situations.
Most recently:
>meets a 9/10, way-out-of-his-league girl named Cynthia online
>starts dating her
>she claims she studied "event management" in college
>Jason uses his connections/nepotism to get her a job with his sponsor, MVG
>AFTER this happens she reveals she's been seeing another guy
>Jason the guy who got her a job and paid to fly her to Arizona opens the relationship like a cuck
>eventually she moves in with him
>he has to leave for 2 weeks for a tourney
>she brings in her new bf and starts fucking him in Jason's apartment, that he's paying for, while he's away
>bear in mind that up until now her only interaction with Jason has been backrubs, they never even fucked
>Jason finds out and retardedly moves her and bull in with his boss (also her boss) at MVG
>during their time living with boss her uselessness becomes even more evident
>her only job as "event coordinator" at MVG is to buy groceries for her boss
>turns out she doesn't have any credentials at all and made up the whole event management thing because she knew m2k was spineless enough to get her a job
Also during this time she was extremely controlling and, among other things, demanded that mew2king retweet every time she mentioned him or posted a picture with both of them in it. He complied like an autist. Basically, she was only using him for twitter popularity.
Details are here https://www.facebook.com/notes/jason-zimmerman/cynthia/10153163823638177
Thoughts?
Salon's open pedo actually DID act on it.
>The original article(s) (one leads to another)
>The confession (via plebbit)
https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/3n655w/salons_open_pedophile_writer_todd_nickerson/
>his FB
https://www.facebook.com/indigoxix1?hc_location=ufi
Possible dox in image 2, still varifying.
I don't think I need to say more.
Have fun!
Paint
Anthony A-Log Logatto
I realize many newfriends won't remember A-Log. Some things are worth remembering, though.
Post timestamps when you tap out.
/jp/
>/jp/ full of weebs
>board is dying only posters left are blogfags
>Blogfags post usual shit about NEET life
>Daily general thread brings out the super-autists
>Pic related
>/jp/ fags are very easy to rile up say things like 'how rude' unironically
Summer Time
I don't know about you /cow/ but I'm still glad its summertime!
Just remember that.
It's not over yet.
old /cwc/ and /cow/ feels
Pewdiepie Fans (The Bro Army)
These people just wailed on Pewdiepie for recently not force reacting to Five Night's at Freddy's 4 gameplay.
Video: https://youtu.be/_jCGmp7c6lo
Tumblr Post: http://pewdie.tumblr.com/post/124998543670/my-worst-video-ever#notes
r/fivenightsatfreddys: https://www.reddit.com/r/fivenightsatfreddys/comments/3fiumg/you_have_markiplier_jacksepticeye_and_then_theres/
>yfw These kids are so socially inept that They whine when someone isn't having fun for they're entertainment
Anthony Cumia
Funny how no one mentioned this guy. Time for some real lolcow action, not this e-drama bullshit:
- Former half of the Opie & Anthony radio show
- had a racist meltdown on Twitter which led to his firing and demise of a years-old radio legacy
- swiftly decided to form his own podcast network, with promises of great comedy!
- …instead it's just rants about race, guns and Obama
- even sunk lower by openly admitting to doxxing critics of his show
- is a borderline pedo and not ashamed to admit it
- dates methed-out looking loli-bait (pic related)
- delusional to the point where he thinks he didn't bomb at a comedy event while he obviously did (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myqjYyOAMhE)
- has a severe alcohol, gun & maybe medication problem
- probably fawkin zooted all the time
webcam ward
Do you guys remember when retsupurae made fun of lolcows?is there any other channel that does the same shit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0H393z2YK0&ab_channel=SomethingAwfulTV
chris chan from the third world
I met this guy when he was in high school, he always had a very autistic behavior and he suffer bully since he was a kid. that I leave with a huge emotional scar for which he creates these animations on youtube with his fantasies to meet many girls who want it. this fat fagot lately has been being used as meymey in hispachan (is Argentine) and whenever you mention him he start to get angry like a little faggot . no fact which wanted it to become viral (obviously was not the case), in which he denounced the ib bothered him of "post pedophilia, gore and stuff (what a surprise)".
https://www.youtube.com/user/VideosNancul
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100009285221430 (he had a fake gf and yes, he draw her)
Purplekecleon aka GlitchedPuppet aka Melanie Herring
She's come up a fair bit on tumblr, lulz and /furry/ but I'm wondering what /cow/ has to say about here.
For those not in the know there's a massive thread here cataloging everything but the TL:DR is the usual.
SJW hypocrite, mentally unstable furry artist with a small legion of white knights.
Used to run one of the larger RP groups on DA before she got bored and tried to strike out with her own universe. www.floraverse.com
Also does a lot of porn and is in an "open relationship" with 3 men.
Oddly enough she's never gotten an Encyclopedia Dramatica article. I have always half suspected that may be due to her boyfriend Eevee pulling strings.
new lolcow
Hey buttheads, i got a new lolcow for ya. His name is Marty and he lives in my town. He's a retard who plays video games for babies and steals hoverboards from little girls. He's such a bojo he can't even ride on water, lol! How can we troll this fag?
Get JNCO Jeans! Skinny Jeans are an stupid hipster thing!
hipster fashion needs to be banned! back to the 90's and 00's NOW!
General Cole, some random autist
Oh wow, this is great. A bunch of autists with TF2 OCs pick on an autist from Michigan.
"I pray every night…"
!NEW COW! Reneta Leuffen
"Hi,I like your video and found it inspiring.I am a Philosopher,Singer,Songwriter and Educator and I work to transform society.I would like to invite you to have a look at my YouTube Channel which features philosophical, educational and motivational talks and teachings and songs and dances."
Potential for lolcow ranching: I bet she would gladly do webinars or phone calls, even potential meetups if anyone can get a definite answer as to where she lives (I can't tell from any of her press.)
Or we could pretend to be a world government or something (like Liberland or something, lol) reaching out to her for her professional stuff
idk, but there's definitely lolcow potential. She may not have a serious psychological disorder but maybe she could be a mix between CWC and Rog Rogerson–get her to read a prompt or something 4 teh lulz.
Here's all of her personal shit:
"London Youth Express" –particularly lolsy
http://www.londonyouthexpress.co.uk/
YT - includes a bunch of poorly edited videos of her rambling or singing, very slowly and to shitty electronic music in the background.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCE7WcdcVHmyYoIpQ6sIQVRw
Her personal website - ridiculous self-stroking
http://www.renataleuffen.com/about
I hope my fellows /cow/boys will take advantage of this rare find.
so my friend who is an avid user of /gghq/ told me i should post this here
the design of this board is glorious…wish we had shit like this on halfies /o/ (the 8chan /o/ is dead af)
heres the backstory
>streamer is part of a group of camwhores who claim to be feminists called #teampink
>her and brittanyventi (leader of team pink) are basically best friends
>apparently the mother of the team leader brittanyventi passed away
>there has been a meme going around that she is fat and looks like a cow
>the game is quiplash…basically jackbox's version of cards against humanity
sorry in advance for the overentusiastic reaction and for the wrong terminology….technically i made her mad, not triggered
Danny Lopez: the burp threatener
What a /cow/
I've never seen someone sperg out as much as him when a woman won't burp for him.
On the one hand, he drives SJWs nuts.
On the other hand, there's too much lulz here to ignore. Apparently he's very widely known for threatening to rape and kill anyone who won't burp for him.
Does this tactic work?
If so, what cows have employed it successfully?
I think CWC is a perfect example of this strategy being very effective.
Sir Wulfington: dog and horse fucker, disgraced member of foxidick farms, too autistic for GamerGay
Sir Wulfington, the biggest GamerGay sperg in the Encyclopedia Dramatica Forum and a brony who posts rule 34 of MLP, has been outed as a dog and horse fucker. Here's a good summary: https://archive.is/YxfWj#selection-979.1-983.57
And in case you don't trust screenshots posted on EDF, here's the original thread in which he said that sex with animals is fine:
https://archive.is/4K6Zw#selection-2283.122-2283.250
Anyway, it turns out that Wulfington was also a member of foxidick but was kicked out of it for being too much of a sperg for them. After Wulfington was outed as a dog and horse fucker on EDF, the kiwis decided to start a thread for him:
(archives for its two page: https://archive.is/0fCRr , https://archive.is/4egao ). Unfortunately, Null closed the thread for whatever reason… but there's nothing to prevent the party from continuing here! EDF doesn't work for me at the moment (is anyone else having the same problem), but once it will be up again there will be plenty of cocks to feast upon!
Lolcow-worthy? Possibly autistic kid/manchilding reviewing and bashing every game he reviewed.
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheTrueAverageGamer/featured
I found this kid who has been making videos on reviewing games and whatnot. There are several issues with this…
For one thing he types in all caps when communicating with other people.
Another thing is that almost every single game he has reviewed he has ended up bashing to death in this weird whisper-scream and most of the time he goes into stupid child-worthy temper tantrums during his review.
He has been known to hate certain games to an extreme extent. Two examples are Playstation All Stars Battle Royale and from what I've seen, Metroid Prime: Federation Force. PSABR, while a bad game he tried to get the game banned with a petition but failed.
He also believes Metroid Prime: Federation Force is the reason Satoru Iwata died, showing he has no compassion to the recently deceased.
Oh and to make things worse he has an ego and god complex. On the video of him raging that Twitter banned him, he called himself a "god". He also seems to reiterate how "he is the voice of gaming".
And here is a word of warning: He tends to scream as loud as he can meaning he is either too quiet or too loud. No middle ground for his voice.
So do you guys think this kid is lolcow-worthy or not?
Kiwi Farms ED page Improvement Thread
I recently saw a poorly written article on Kiwi Farms and let me tell you something. It sucks pussy and cock. It needs more information on certain topics and could actually be a funny and good page. A lot is missing on Deagle Nation and other important events on the Farms.
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Kiwi_Farms
Improve the thread by adding the LULZ!
Twin-Perfect
>Twin-Perfect created super obessessive Silent Hill analysis channel like 5 years ago https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDEHuzeOr9M
>Fungo collabed with them
>all is fine till late 2013 when Ross tried to whiteknight Fungo's GF which he claims was being beaten by Fungo
>Fungo creates e-drama over this love triangle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDB496BNGBA
>Twin Perfect got Butt mad over this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vN7FBF0llE
>This shit simmers for years Ross dumps a tonne of chat logs with a lot of cringe and drama http://twin-perfect.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1071&wpureload=1#p1071
>Micheal Burnham steps in claiming to have new evidence on all this.
….
And here we are, plenty of milk to be had.
Remember the dongcopter
Is second life still a thing? does it even exist anymore? is there anything worth milking there?
Phil Fish Suicide Petition
Phil Fish Suicide Petition
Josh Hadley
Faggot Josh Hadley is definatly a lolcow but is he too much of a nobody to talk about here?
E.A. "Living Meme" Koetting
ONE FUCKING EDGY 33-YEAR-OLD FAGGOT
I present to you, /cow/, possibly one of the biggest lolcows of our generation: E.A. Koetting.
>Claims to be a "LIVING GOD"
>Looks and acts like pompous douchebag
>Believes he's a "black magician" and can harm people with "curses"
>Tons of edgy artwork on all his videos, of demonic creatures which resemble a depressed 7th grader's sketchbook.
>Operates an online store and sells shit for ridiculous prices, such as "serpent's blood" for $99 a bottle: http://www.becomealivinggod.com/serpentsblood/
>Has said to have performed all sorts of miraculous rituals that "destroyed the lives of others"
>Has a Youtube channel so fucking edgy that it rivals most of the goth-brony community: https://www.youtube.com/user/EAKoettingOfficial
>Was arrested on charges of possessing a controlled substance (meth) and the possession of an unregistered weapon http://www.thespectrum.com/story/news/local/2014/11/18/task-force-arrests-roommates-drug-charges/19248063/
The cherry on top is that he takes himself so fucking seriously, he will lash out at anyone who makes fun of him or his "magical practice".
Even the occult community views him as a joke: http://disinfo.com/2014/06/become-living-douche-impressively-embarrassing-occultism-ea-koetting/
super minecraft kid (aka Classic Sonic Sammy Fan 2.0)
Who is this kid? He makes a lot of videos raging about inane autistic shit. It's kinda funny, take a look.
TheAlucardFH: Spicy Lolcow
Sometimes you run into people you just can't believe. I don't know this guy's real name yet, but he goes by Foxypaws and TheAlucardFH (After the anime Hellsing, I assume)
I can provide his steam and skype accounts. Links below.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/TheAlucardFromHell
Skype: dimitar4yyy
It all started with him posting this comment on my steam profile.
"Hellou~ In short, I'm looking for ONE PERSON to dedicate my life to (romance and all else). I simply expect to find a person, who can dedicate their life to me too (heart). Therefore, they must be single, available, capable of keeping promises. We would keep to the promise "Together, forever." as true and deep as we can. Example: Spending all our time together. Being eachother's most important thing. Why? Because being alone is lonely. Friends are useless. Close friends are not reliable. Gaming buddies in love > Normal buddies. AND waking up, with the first thought, to look forward to spending more time with the one you luv is cute (heart). Bonuses: Gaming, Game development, Romance. I'm 20, very clingy, very demanding, very commited. If you are interested in that promise, add me. (heart)"
After this, a friend of mine started looking into him, found his skype, and had the following bits of onversation with him. I've edited out the uninteresting parts.
[3:19:46 PM] NC: lets talk friend
[3:19:53 PM]NC: my friend want a chat
[3:19:54 PM] TheAlucardFH: We already are talking.
[3:19:58 PM] NC: no
[3:20:02 PM] NC: you must talk with frien
[3:20:04 PM] TheAlucardFH: Look
[3:20:07 PM] TheAlucardFH: I know you are fucking retarded
[3:20:11 PM] TheAlucardFH: And I know you are fucking autistic
[3:20:15 PM] NC: friend frog is friend frog
[3:20:29 PM] TheAlucardFH: So, if you need something
[3:20:32 PM] TheAlucardFH: Just say it out directly
[3:20:33 PM] TheAlucardFH: Or fuck off.
[3:20:55 PM] NC: I want to add you to a group chat with a friend
[3:21:01 PM] NC: you left that comment on his profile
[3:21:10 PM] NC: and we wanted to ask you why
[3:21:16 PM] TheAlucardFH: I know you are fucking retarded
And I know you are fucking And I know this applies to your friend also
[3:21:56 PM] NC: You are the best kind of person you get me
[3:22:07 PM] TheAlucardFH: Right.
[3:22:15 PM] TheAlucardFH: One last time, so the autistic little kids understand it ( i.e. you )
[3:22:26 PM] TheAlucardFH: If you don't need anything, exactly, I will blockremove your autistic pathetic subhuman ass.
[3:22:44 PM] NC: I just wanted to talk about life
[3:22:58 PM] NC: and why you put that thing on his profile
[3:23:06 PM] NC: Im just wonder what sparked that
[3:23:17 PM] TheAlucardFH: Denied.
[3:23:26 PM] NC: ; o (
I added him and had this brief conversation before he blocked me.
Foxypaws have Foxyfoofs: Hyello~
Foxypaws have Foxyfoofs: Wharrya need~
CC: Hey. I just saw you rcomment on my profile, and thought I should add you :)
Foxypaws have Foxyfoofs: So
Foxypaws have Foxyfoofs: In short
Foxypaws have Foxyfoofs: You are illtierate.
Foxypaws have Foxyfoofs: illiterate *
CC: ^ Irony
Foxypaws have Foxyfoofs: Keyboard delay induced typos are nothing to do with illiteracy.
Foxypaws have Foxyfoofs: You fucking autist.
Foxypaws have Foxyfoofs is now Offline.
Not just black lives matter?
My fucking sides.
New BlackB0nd Thread
He recently changed his profile pic. Any news on whether his precious white girl left him? Plus he's now doing podcasts.
Twitter pretty much gold too.
Milking Hermendez
Just saw this in /v/ and wonder if you guys can see potential here. I've already sent a message and I hope you guys too.
Zoey Tur
IRL Buffalo Bill shows us the true color of transgender people.
A SJW otherkin Hippie brony
Holy shit Jack falcon not trolling ether. His profile too old to be a troll.
>A brony Illegal immigration activists
>Socialist
>New Age movement otherkin that hates other religions like Christianity because they are western, white knight Islam to death
>Obsessed with cat MEMEs
Brian Stuart - the ultimate SJW
https://twitter.com/red3bloghttp://red3blog.tumblr.com/
This guy is amazing. He hits every single SJW stereotype in the book.
Likes: Cats, social justice, fat activism, feminism, social justice, pizza, twitter activism, social justice
Dislikes: White people, straight people, thin people, being lonely all the time
Every one of his posts is either talking about how lonely he is, or about how white people are intersectionally oppressing POCs by simply existing, or about the evils of "fat-shaming", or simply about his new favorite flavor of pizza.
Here's just an example out of many:
>Fuck you, you fucking piece of trash. You want to cloak your fat hate in your political agendas so you express an odious bigotry while feeling smug about it. WHICH IS NO DIFFERENT from the people who do the same thing but with the opposite political agenda. You fancy yourself as some kind of defender of the poor while you simultaneously taunt them for being poisoned.Make no mistake. You COULD advance issues of food access without stigmatizing fat people. But you don’t want to because that’s not what you really care about. What you really care about is how much disgust you feel when you see a fat person. So you frame fat people, fat CHILDREN, as the awful, blighted, wretched victims that you want to wipe out for the good of the world.
I could just copy and paste every single one of his entries. It really that bad. Just troll the fuck out of him.
Bobby Oliviera: Professional Internet Tough Guy
I've referenced this guy a few times in the sticky, and I think his lunacy deserves its own thread. Bobby Oliviera is a literally inbred, bipolar former crack addict from Utica, NY whose blog is a never-ending source of sleazy fast-talk with some liberal toughguy shakedowns in between. I discovered Bobby back during GamerGate when he was getting clowned by Todd Kincannon (RIP in peace) on a daily basis. When I called him on his "anonymous cowards" bluff like I like to do, he left my parents a hilarious rambling voice mail which I responded to here: https://therightvidya.wordpress.com/2015/01/05/i-just-want-to-write-about-wrestling-dammit/
Since then, I've followed his antics and periodically contacted people he threatens to let them know that he's a total joke. Back before I was nuked off of twitter, I used to troll him regularly. He lives in a rental, sells timeshares, can't even afford a car due to his excess political spending, and was essentially chased out of Newport due to his hilariously shitty political ineptitude. In Utica he essentially killed his reputation by getting into an over-the-phone shouting match with a local volunteer.
You can find his relentless self-promotion on twitter, where he argues with basic-bitch conservatives while managing to sound like an even bigger idiot than they do: https://twitter.com/bobbyo1967
This is Bobby's latest post, where he makes a series of blustering empty threats to a hairdresser who supported Kim Davis: https://bobbyo1967.wordpress.com/2015/09/07/we-did-not-tell-your-community-to-be-bigot-friendly/
One of my favorites, a megalomaniacal rant with vague threats against the police: https://bobbyo1967.wordpress.com/2015/07/29/a-message-to-sandra-blands-perpetrator/
Bobby also tried the same thing with the Oath Keepers in an even less coherent fashion: https://bobbyo1967.wordpress.com/2015/08/26/punching-a-bully-in-the-nose/
Bobby also has an obsession with getting Hotwheels extradited from the Phillipines and isn't afraid to break the law to do so. I sent these two pieces of his to Milo for his article on Nicholas "Sarah" Nyberg (who told Bobby where Hotwheels was, knowing he would try to bribe government officials). This is peak stupid: https://bobbyo1967.wordpress.com/2015/04/10/even-gamergate-has-a-price/
He also tried to reach out to Zimbabwe for his insane plans: https://bobbyo1967.wordpress.com/2015/08/07/have-i-got-a-deal-for-you/
So yeah, I don't know if /cow/ would consider this a PA request, but the guy is a great lolcow and absolutely hilarious when you provoke him.
ADF-Fuensalida is not funny
I am just never going to stop hating.
Hating the fact that this completely unfunny ass of a man continues to be discussed day after day. I place all the blame on /cow/
Why? All along its your fault because it was a time when Chris Chan was starting to dry up being a lolcow. You went out to find a "replacement" lolcow and all you came up with was this ADF fellow.
Even back then I was trying and trying to tell you.
HE'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY
You STILL don't even realize it do you! Its all your fault for glorifying him. He is not funny and will never be funny just as he will never be a woman.
"Thank you" Chris video
Dunno if this place cares about Chris anymore, but he uploaded a video in response to the donations and he seems pretty chill for once.
Embedding is disabled. View here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igd41tAdNJk
Backup:
https://static.kiwifar.ms/public/video/Thank%20You%20from%20Christine%20Chandler-igd41tAdNJk.mp4
Enjoy the cookies, shugah.
Kiwisperg General Numero 6
Better rev up those fryers.
Creating new Kiwi general thread as old one is bumplocked. You all know the drill by now.
Barneyfag
So for about 3 years now some crazy autist or troll(s) with a lot of time on their hands has been posting the same screen caps of forum posts and other things Barney related whenever a pony thread or image gets posted on a 4chan board that isn't /mlp/. Luckily Barneyfag only posts his shit on 4chan and hasn't moved to 8chan.
Some links
https://archive.moe/_/search/image/9OPfyX8lx2548mlmd5bQhw%3D%3D/page/79/
POKEYMAN WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS ALMOST GOT COLUMBINE'D
Two men were arrested after threats were made against the POKEMON WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS IN Boston, MA.
Kevin Norton, 18, and James Stumbo, 27, were both arrested at the event after detectives were tipped off to threats made on social media, according to the Boston Police Department.
Hundreds of children from 30 countries were attending the event, which includes video and trading card game competitions.
"Norton and Stumbo, both from Iowa, were found in possession of several guns, including a 12-gauge shotgun, an AR-15 rifle and several hundred rounds of ammunition."
Let's find out who these sperglords were guys. There's bound to be milk.
Kevin Norton, 18, and James Stumbo, 27, were both arrested at the event after detectives were tipped off to threats made on social media, according to the Boston Police Department.
Hundreds of children from 30 countries were attending the event, which includes video and trading card game competitions.
http://abc7chicago.com/news/two-men-arrested-for-threats-against-pokemon-world-championships/953423/
Lolcows and their fondness of despised things
We all know how franchises like Sonic and Pokémon attract lolcows of all types, but it's wholly understandable why people would find it appealing.
What about some lolcows and their taste for universally despised figures? Apparently, A-Log is a completely unironic, not-remotely-kidding fan of David Tanny. Both men have a juvenile sense of humor and grossly inflated egos, but what else would anyone in the world like about David Tanny? Everyone hates him.
Perhaps unsurprising considering the religious beliefs, Gail Schuler is an unironic fan of Jack Chick.
What makes these particular cows tick, /cow/?
Jerry Peet #6: In the hall of the pedojew king
Previous thread
>>150441
Previously on the last thread
>Ben Garrison sends Jerry some tasteful fanart. Sadly he didn't take it too kindly and told Ben to kill himself.
>Jerries lockdown continues with his twitter going private.
>After hours of fucking around, an encyclopedia dramatica article reaches a finished state. he's still yet to find it
>Jerry gets his first NSFW fanart, and surprising nobody it's shit.
>He also gets prank called (http://vocaroo.com/i/s0u4ufEc5H1n)
>Internet Aristocrat is confirmed to have seen the threads (https://twitter.com/MisterMetokur/status/632441691765538816)
>His computer breaks down, forcing him to use gofundme to grab shekels. One user accidentally overdonates and Jerry and one of his fans theorised that it was 8chan giving him money so they have something to bitch about.
>He also released a new "Glass of water" video in which he writes in a strawman character, includes a tom preston comic to make an argument, and accuses hasbro of making an episode that'll encourage children to self-harm.
Finally, Ben beat the shit outta Jerry in a WWE match
http://jerry-peet-nsfw.tumblr.com/3
https://www.youtube.com/user/Bhalspawn
https://www.youtube.com/user/RipsPony/videos
http://stockholm.wikia.com/wiki/Stockholm_Wikia
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Creator/JerryPeet
Use archive.is and keep adblock on when visiting any of the above. If a video is released, save it asap and convert it to WebM, because Jerry is prone to deleting shit that can be used against him very quickly
http://www.dailymotion.com/Slanderousarchive (/cow/ archive)
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x32w1iy_wwe-2k15-jerry-peet-vs-ben-garrison_fun (Ben VS Jerry)
The Ultimate Anti-Cow
The thread on ZimZam has me thinking who might be the ultimate anti-cow.
What person out there causes so much butthurt yet, whether through wit, intellect or sheer talent, comes out on top?
Instances of said person getting people mad or just getting a rise out of anyone strongly encouraged.
Pic related: Boyd Rice
Adam Sessler
This bastard should be easy enough. He's a cokehead that got canned from G4, and ran away from Rev3Games. He's running a phony business and pretending he's relevant. Let's make him relevant. He's going to show up on:http://www.twitch.tv/otherside_entertainment/profile
Conspiracy theorist general.
Let's see some nutjobs.
ROBBAY STYLES
So did he successfully quit the internet?
TGWTG
Ive been watching alot of Angry Joe and supposedly there's a video of him shouting at his girlfriend I WANT I NEED IT
Estavo Gonsalves The Moustached Avenger
Hey /cow/ I have a potential barrel of laughs for you.
https://www.facebook.com/paintarya.fremmerlid
https://twitter.com/paintstardust/status/605867296142204928
Pic related: http://imgur.com/oeuEc6r
This "girl" has been shitposting how much she loves herself and how she's counter my hate (read: roasting) with love for the past 12 hours, but has since regressed to the inevitable "hate, bullying, harassment, death threats, I'm just human" cliche that tumblr kids always resort to when they realize no one is taking them seriously.
She has great potential. I hope you find enjoyment in this endeavor. For the record I've already done a good deal of trolling and "harassment" myself, but I think this could be kept going for a while if it gets going.
Chris Roberts
Our favorite scam artist.
>convinced lonely autists to donate $90 million to him for a game
>keeps making promises for the game that he can never achieve
>autistic shills go out of their way to defend the game online
>Chris blames everything on Derek Smart
The Virgin Suicide 2 : Brony edition
https://twitter.com/tech_downy/status/657061419616092160
Transgender activist Purple Tinker slowly keeps a brony into depressive state, acts like his fucking psy. She's basically encouraging a loser/attention whore into commiting suicide, because it would make an extra martyr for the LGBT cause.
And it's not the first time, they did the same to another agender brony.
Thoughts?
Andrea Ritsu
I present /cow/ a tranny who uses the name Andrea Ritsu. This is also the same person who started a whole shitstorm about fire emblem being transphobic/homophobic despite not knowing Japanese or playing the game for years.
He got triggered so hard by people disagreeing with him that he made another tumblr post about how it was still homophibc and context doesn't matter. He even said it drives women like him towards hurt feelings.
Is this a potential cow?
Closing Logos Wikia
http://freakylogo.wikia.com/wiki/Scary_Logos_Wiki
This wiki is, as its title implies, a wiki about logos that one might consider to be scary. However, they've got a rather…loose definition of "scary." They've got pages on such things as Barney Home Video (archive), Windows XP (archive), that famous anti-piracy ad (archive), and Mohawk Productions (archive). Like the hero and villains wikis, they're extremely autistic in their categorizations.
They've got an abundance of "Logos that scare [fictional character]" categories for…some reason. Whoever is responsible for that even created an article directed at people who bash these categories (archive).