[ / / / / / / / / / / / / / ] [ dir / animu / arepa / ausneets / ita / kancolle / mde / vg / vichan ]

Catalog (/cow/)

Posting will disabled for a few hours on September 21 from 0400 EST while we migrate our database to INNODB. Hardware upgrade downtime is still TBA.
/d/egenerates
August 2018 - 8chan Transparency Report
[Create a thread]
Sort by: Image size: [Show all] Archive
R: 400 / I: 119 / P: 1 [R] [G] [-]

INTERNET BLOODSPORTS - THE ULTIMATE, BLOOD SOAKED MEGA THREAD, FINAL EDITION

INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!

Alternate names include

Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞

Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∘9

We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being.

Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella.

Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled.

Links, Information and Lore:

Full Timeline

https://pastebin.com/1yjbjeaT

http://archive.is/dM1kQ (Backup from April 2nd 2018)

Archived Threads:

https://pastebin.com/Hrtcp4QR

http://archive.is/MtOiZ (Backup from April 2nd 2018)

R: 400 / I: 96 / P: 1 [R] [G] [-]

Meta Thread

Welcome to /cow/! This board concerns lolcows, or fools who are unwittingly funny or can be goaded into being funny. We document, archive and laugh at the weirdness of the internet.

/cow/ has its own purpose and ethos independent of the rest of 8chan. If you're coming from /baphomet/, note that /cow/ isn't a random board, so new threads must be about lolcows. If you're coming from /pol/, note that /cow/ isn't /pol/; zero-potential threads for the subjects of news stories or viral videos and off-topic political discussion are both unwelcome. If you're coming from /sp/, /int/, or /icup/, please keep cross-board shenanigans in this thread. If you're coming from the Kiwi Farms, please read the current Kiwi or Null General first. If you're coming from ED, enjoy your stay. If you have any suggestions, banners, CSS, or board assets to share, please post them here.

Board Rules

1. New threads must have a subject and pertain to established or potential lolcows. Off-topic discussion is permitted on Fridays in >>2.

Board News

• The style sheet has been replaced by that of >>>/templeos/ in memory of Terry A. Davis. Following that, we will change it again to celebrate /cow/'s fourth anniversary on 8chan. If you're on the spectrum and you wish to revert these temporary changes, you can use the backup copy of cow.css here: https://pastebin.com/mwsVagaw. All board settings, including current word filters, can be found here: https://8ch.net/settings.php?board=cow .

• /cow/ is automatically archived at https://8ch.net/cow/archive/index.html. You can find all other known archives with the links in the Rules page.

• VanKrause, founder of the original /cwc/, answered questions about the history of /cow/ at >>>/newspaper/365.

Board Information for Oldfags

1. SpacePirate closed n0chan because he was tired of paying for it. NekoArc closed 888chan because he was tired of paying for it.

2. Homor, Mujahideen911 and I are /cow/'s volunteers. Anything illegal violates 8chan's global rule and thus can be handled by global volunteers.

3. The board is being indexed by Google, so oldfags and lolcows should find us eventually.

4. #/cow/ on Rizon is the "official" IRC channel. enig closed #ncr because Donald Trump was elected. No, I don't understand that either.

R: 389 / I: 101 / P: 1 [R] [G] [-]

Terry A. Davis

Can we have a thread about this man?

I've heard anons say that he is an MKultra victim, or something similar. That his use of the word nigger looks planted, and that his schizophrenia was caused.

F IN RIP

R: 36 / I: 18 / P: 1 [R] [G] [-]

BIG GABEN IS WATCHING YOU

BIG GABEN IS WATCHING YOU

BIG GABEN IS WATCHING YOU

R: 175 / I: 25 / P: 1 [R] [G] [-]

Lolcow Casualty List 2018

UPDATED

Another new year and internet autism is as strong and growing as ever. Post suggestions for who's going to die this year and they'll get added to a strawpoll on Friday.

PRESS JULAY TO PAY RESPECTS TO

2017:

Kadee Konstantino

Randy Stair

William Atchison

2018:

TotalBiscuit

David Katz

"Chloe" Sagal

Terry A Davis

Nux3D

F

R: 330 / I: 79 / P: 1 [R] [G] [-]

Mysterious MrEnter Thread 2

Since the last one went to shit and just reached the bump limit I decided to make a new thread. Enter is still a shitty reviewer.

R: 45 / I: 9 / P: 1 [R] [G] [-]

LULZ cows at cons

>Bronycon finally ending on 2019

>It a brony convention that lasted over 7 years

>Brought us lots of cringeworthy stories & slutty cosplay girls desperate for attention

>Even cast & crew made fools outta themselves such Tara strong getting drunk and shaking her butt on stage in front of horny Bronies

>Bronycon night Rebrand as Hascon to bring in other Hasbro I.Ps/merging with power rangers con morphocon

Besides bronycon. Whatever convention attracts lulzcows type? Part of me Sorta sad that bronycon is ending. The cringe alone makes it more enjoyable than the SJW shithole that PAX became. As much autism MLP FIM have to the world. The show it will end soon. The autistic shitstorms were enjoyable to watch. In truth are not even the worst and most autistic fandom now. The internet will miss the Bronies when they are gone. https://www.equestriadaily.com/2018/07/bronycons-final-event-letter-from.html?m=1

R: 9 / I: 20 / P: 1 [R] [G] [-]

EDDIE DZIAL CUM BACK TO 8CH!!!

we love your big fat nasty cock pixxx… nasty squirting juice all over and anal tunneling out of hot porno chicks. if only the mods here would stop removing your glorious and amazing hot cock photos!

R: 218 / I: 118 / P: 1 [R] [G] [-]

Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard #14: "lol pedo satanist" edition

PREVIOUS THREAD (#13)

>>282400

https://archive.is/sUQI3

NEW TO THE RIDE?

Jerry's saga as a lolcow has gone on for years and more and more people are discovering it as he becomes more reviled in the communities he's in. If you're new to these threads, give this a read!

https://pastebin.com/XxLm69Uv

https://archive.is/jL5KY

PREVIOUSLY

Follow a quick summary of last threads highlights here:

https://pastebin.com/9R3TPM8b

https://archive.is/btY3L

LINKS

http://lily-peet.tumblr.com/ (Tumblr account required to view. Take note that the blog WILL show up as a 404 if your account has been blocked by Jerry, so make a throwaway if need be. Read below on how to archive!)

http://lily-peet-nsfw.tumblr.com/ (Was temporarily back up for a short while before being taken down, also requires a non-blocked tumblr account)

https://www.youtube.com/user/Bhalspawn (Remember to archive videos if you can. See below for details.)

https://www.paypig.com/Valkyrstudios?ty=h

https://www.youtube.com/user/Ripsdowny/videos (wordfilter breaks this link, but this account seems to be inactive.)

http://stockholm.wikia.com/wiki/Stockholm_Wikia (Kill as of Dec 3, 2015 when Jerry tried to cover up several pages that admit that Stockholm is a pedo fapfic. Use archive.is to look through the archived pages)

https://www.blogger.com/profile/07653704687298343366

http://rather-vocalized-illusion.blogspot.com

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Creator/JerryPeet

https://www.youtube.com/user/RVIGaming/videos

https://twitter.com/ValkyrStudios/with_replies

Jerry CAN be prone to deleting shit that can be used against him very quickly!

While Jerry has come more out of shell and has admitted some really embarrassing and incriminating things without deleting them recently, precaution is still advised. If a new video is uploaded, try to convert it to a webm (low quality/res video is fine as its largely audio-based) or a streamable video. If all else fails, hooktube it. At least then he's only going to ever earn less than a cent from ad revenue even if 100 people click on it.

If you want to archive a post found on Jerry's tumblr, you can get the permalink move to the top right of a post until you see a folding animation and right click to copy the URL, then add "/embed" at the end of the copied URL. From there you can then easily archive it via archive.is. Be sure to also screencap.

http://www.dailymotion.com/Slanderousarchive (/cow/ archive of Jerry's old videos, long abandoned.)

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Jerry_Peet

https://lolcow[DOT]wiki/wiki/Jerry_Peet (foxdicks wiki page on Jerry, probably your best shot for finding reference links)

R: 202 / I: 47 / P: 1 [R] [G] [-]

S'Arais AKA Tristan Anderson thread 2

Autist has currently almost spammed the last one to death.

https://archive.fo/mmNxA

http://steamcommunity.com/id/SArais

https://steamrep.com/search?q=http%3A%2F%2steamcommunity.com%2Fid%2FSArais

https://facepunch.com/member.php?u=518266&s=72926d3f52ef2032dcfd76f2705fb96f

Here's the skinny: S'Arais is an extremely autistic vorefag, fat fetishist furry who can't stand when people make fun of him and refuses to take any advice whatsoever. He's gotten banned on several websites for several different reasons. He was recently banned from /v/ for acting like a sperg in their Doom threads.

He'll enter this thread and spam it just like he did the last one.

R: 81 / I: 16 / P: 1 [R] [G] [-]

Angry Joe

Recently 7 peso Pablo posted a meltdown video full of strawmaning where he claims BFV flopped because the fans of the franchise are conservative misogynists. I never disliked him that much but it seems he just ascended to lolcow status now.

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=f4IxlTXAz4I&t=2s

R: 107 / I: 63 / P: 1 [R] [G] [-]

Return of Trout and Tears

The unofficial thread for the return of the reigning Queen of Internet Bloodsports, Trout and Tears

After being humiliated completely and utterly by everyone and conclusively proving himself to be unreliable and a liar, Kraut has decided to return to YouTube, attacking Moleman9000, Aydin and the Alt-Right. In the video, he claims he was a good boy who dindu nuffin and now he's going to restart his war on the "alt-right trolls" and fix everything.

Also, Kraut may be paying for view/like bots. So dig for evidence of that.

THIS ISN'T NOT A JEWTUBE THREAD. DO NOT LOAD THIS FUCKER UP WITH A BILLION REPLIES AND IMMEDIATELY MAKE A NEW ONE. NOBODY LIKES IT WHEN YOU PUSH SHIT OFF THE CATALOG TO MAKE THE SAME FUCKING THREAD OVER AND OVER.

The once and future IBS Queen has finally returned. Now it's time to laugh as history repeats itself.

R: 332 / I: 84 / P: 1 [R] [G] [-]

Timbox Thread #7: The Autism Strikes Back

Previous Thread: https://8ch.net/cow/res/513100.html

After a Tim-wannabe (Why you'd want to be one i don't know) nearly locked the last thread, we're at number 7. But going back to Tim, he's still being a total faggot. But he's back with a new idea: The Lord of the Atoms! (another bullshit Dexter's Odyssey clone)

DeviantART: http://timbox129.deviantart.com/

ED page: https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Timbox

Tim's "Cwcki:" http://timbox.wikia.com/wiki/What_Would_You_Think_If_Timothy_Robert_%22Timbox%22_McKenzie_Had_His_Very_Own_Wiki

R: 185 / I: 53 / P: 1 [R] [G] [-]

Chijo General #8-Tsundere Edition

Chijo is a homeless Pedo Tranny that dropped out of school at 5th grade. All he does is shits himself and spams /cow/, cuckchan, /cuteboys/, /b/ and discord with his blogposts all day, and if he gets drunk enough, insane lunatic ramblings as well.

Noun is some faggot that saw the crazy and got out of dodge while the tranny stalked it. He's offline now because he doesn't want to catch the AIDS from the tranny

This is the TL;DR, check out these links if you need more lore, or check out the current Aero thread, as he's part of their operation, or just wait for the Fun Chijo Facts

His spergouts

https://8ch.net/b/res/7996788.html

https://8ch.net/b/res/7990877.html

https://8ch.net/b/res/7955834.html

http://206.223.147.218/b/res/8010723.html

Previous Threads:

Thread 0-The spergout

https://web.archive.org/web/20180808143842/https://8ch.net/cow/res/487625.html

Thread 1-https://web.archive.org/web/20180809003822/https://8ch.net/cow/res/494542.html

Thread 2-https://web.archive.org/web/20180708103118/https://8ch.net/cow/res/496599.html

Thread 3-https://archive.li/hJIY2

Thread 4-https://archive.fo/Dpx7V

Thread 5-https://web.archive.org/web/20180809002249/https://8ch.net/cow/res/515938.html

Thread 6-https://web.archive.org/web/20180810021005/https://8ch.net/cow/res/517260.html

R: 380 / I: 213 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

Bob "MovieBob" Chipman: Prophet Superior Future Thread

Previous thread (>>365142) hit the sage limit.

Booby Blob is SEETHING over the recent PR firings in Hollywood and Twitter purges among panicking celebrities. One wonders if he should follow their example

R: 85 / I: 10 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

Kari/5/Serife Thread: Serife is a Kauffir

Old thread is eight bump limit, so here goes. It gets bombarded by Eddie Long autist anyway

Serife thread Six: Serife is a kauffir edition

Serife is a Known lulzy turkroach sperg who argues with 12 years olds over fictional characters. It Got banned from DeviantArt before for shitspewing with children than

This turkroach sucks at video, cries hacker when it is losing. Actually dumb enough to get PSN account hacked twice

This moustache sporting Turkroach is 28 years old in 24 septemper

<It's interests includes

BRETS DOLLS

CHINESE HOT WHEEL CAR KNOCKOFFS

UNDERAGE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS

BEYBLADE

LITTLE BOYS

ALL THINGS HARAM

This sperg is the definition of autistic kid revs a bleyblade in distance and product of Turkroach incest.

Social crap for cocks mining

DeviantArt: https://kari5.deviantart.com/

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrNk3KbYHTl7mS5VLnTLAWA

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/serifemeryemisik

KH13 Account: http://kh13.com/forum/user/58976-serife-isik/

Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/serifeisik/videos/all

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/serifemeryemisik/

dailymotion: http://www.dailymotion.com/powerichigo

Petition: https://www.change.org/p/square-enix-petitons-to-square-enix-make-me-and-sora-as-a-canon-couple

FUN SERIFE ALIAS TURKROACH FACTS

>Overweight

>Serife is so retarded that parents don't want her to breed

>Is muslim and listens to haram, anime and video games

>Bathes three times a week

>Is a certified pedo

>Is /cow/'s personal mascot

>Coined the term GARGE BARGE

>Severe Autism

>Lied about epilepsy

CONFIRMED IP ADDRESS, SEND PACKETS

>87.49.146.238

R: 101 / I: 22 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

Digibro

Can we talk about this fucking retard?

>Kick your friend (mumkey) out of the procastinators show (which was part of his income)

>Mumkey tries to clear things by telling his version of the story on why he is not going to be in his shitty podcast

>Be sloppy at explaining the whole situation but tries to be mature and neutral in the whole thing

>Digibro loses his shit

>Namedrop the username of the person that is going to replace mumkey in the show he got kicked out of, who is supposedly digi best friend and has high anxiety but still didn't give enough of a shit to edit out of his video explaining how he is going to get replaced and shittalks mumkey

>Mumkey is the one that goes on a crusade in youtube comments and twitter about why you shouldn't harass his replacement, digi doesn't seem to care

>Gets pissed that mumkey doesn't want to do mumkey own podcast with him after that

>Digi Trashtalks some of mumkey fiends that had nothing to do with the whole thing, about how they are all trolls and how they harassed him and his best friend (which I remind you didn't mind to namedrop him)

tl;dr: Fire your friend, trashtalk him for trying to explain the situation, get offended that he is not going to work with you in his projects, namedrop your best friend with anxiety problems in the middle of a shitstorm, etc.

And that was months ago, I don't know what this retard has been doing lately but apparently he has been involved into more shit: https://youtu.be/50-VDQj465Q?t=2927

Can someone give me a quick rundown on his latest shenanigans?

R: 47 / I: 8 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

Josh and 1776 Hosting

Someone posted the IP range and a really basic scan for 1776 hosting in the last nool thread.

>> https://8ch.net/cow/res/416324.html#q537627

The thread immediately got derailed by a fuck ton of Donny / Eddie gay porn crap and also pushed over the bump limit. Nothing to see here guys!

ALSO, Josh created a bunch of Donny Long gay porn sites and spammed threads about them into the catalog.

Josh lurves his hosting company. He's not at all sensitive. Sharing a classic picture of Josh he loves to say thanks for the gay porn.

We now have a way better technical dump on 1776 hosting over on JBMT. Thanks to our mystery moderator gel-aive for getting it started.

www.goatse.info

R: 11 / I: 2 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

none of it is real

i am on a low does of LSD. and your judging people by rules that doesn't exist.

R: 206 / I: 63 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

Lena Kochman / gangstalking 3(?): come stalking with me

Last one hit bumplimit. >>95980

Sum of last thread:

>a few minor cows show up

>lena and someone else end up happening to get "hidden camera detectors", end up convincing themselves of gangtrolling spying troll really happening while the device actually picks up the phone camera that's filming their video, the microwave, a store's security cameras, electrical wiring, etc.

>GaruchillaJoe Tries It: Being a biological terrorist

>Crazy Bonnie gets called a "weirdo", thinks wikileaks is going to do anything about the gangtrolling meme

>Lena implies she's a rape victim (which would explain a lot)

>tinfoil-lined cars

>green is now on the list of harassment colors

>D Hilton threatened to kill people, no update after 2 years

>761c27, a "gangtrolling victim" himself, appears to autism

R: 196 / I: 56 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

Hbomberguy

How long until this guy goes full Kraut and Tea?

Seriously, he went from troll to SJW YouTube commentator and now he makes videos trying to disprove memes like in the video

Also Hbomberguy thread

R: 110 / I: 32 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

CWC: New Thread

Continued from >>519199

Chris and Barb's death was in question. How long will chris survive alone? Any guesses on where he'll move after the house is foreclosed?

R: 289 / I: 52 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

Null / Joshua Conner Moon, Kiwi Farms Donations and Exceptional Customer Service

I decided that I would try to support the Josh as a tribute to his monumental autistic tenacity and willingness to keep his site going at the expense of his family. It proved surprisingly difficult.

I used the name DangDang with this avatar, and I will recount my adventures with caps and archives below.

R: 20 / I: 1 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

Psycho Cows

Has there been a case where a cow has been absolutely batshit? If so, what types of cows are they, and how infamous are they as well?

R: 297 / I: 90 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

Nicholas Fedorov/Aeromatic/Foxworth/Stimp (Thread #10)

>>509612

Aero's thread has been dead for a month or so after he released a pastebin 'apology' for /cow/ but now things have slowly heated up again after he betrayed Chijo. Aside from that he's pretty much been doing the same shit he always does. Living w/ mom, buying dumb Japanese electronics/knickknacks and uploading MS Paint drawings.

R: 108 / I: 123 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

Magdalene Visaggio

This one is a real piece of work Visaggio is a die hard communist, works at IDW making crappy comics. Was a writer for Rick and Morty for season three. Hates white people, hates men, hates right wringers more than Moviebob does, and thinks that violence is the best way to achieve political goals.

R: 364 / I: 129 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

The Fighting Game Community

We had a thread on the fgc last year, and with all of the shit going on it's been a fucking ride this year:

>Capcom announces MvCI

>Game flops

>Capcucks are going out of their way to attack sites or sub-threads like /r Kappa with shit posts while Eventscrubs defends Capcom with one shitty article after another

>Guys in the SoCal fgc scene like Justin Wong, James Chen, and Filipino Champ make asses out of themselves defending Capcom

>SFV is still shit

>Namco announces Dragon Ball Fighter Z with Arcsys

>Then announces season passes and disc-locked cocks

> /r Kappa is still on suicide watch (lol)

>Despite sales, Tekken 7 came out as a shitty game, and it's first dlc is a fucking joke.

>Harada and Mike Murray flipped out on people who criticized them or Tekken and it's boring competitive scene (spoiler: The Koreans win 99% of the time)

>Arcsys announces a Tag game that uses Persona and BlazBlue

>It also uses RWBY, and Arcsys players are already dreading the RWBY fags ruining their scene

>The NRS scene is finally seeing how sjw cunts and ESPORZ scum like Richard Lewis are ruining their scene

>Richard Lewis is a dick to everyone, and blocks people on Twitter when he's triggered or doesn't get a big check for MUH ESPORZ

>No one plays Injustass 2 anymore because the game is shit

Other shit:

>Lowtiergod made some fat, sjw-cosplay bitch named Momokun upset when he said she was an ugly cow.

>He then made a video that shits all over her (it got removed from Youtube).

>He made some people realize Momokun is a horrible sjw-shitbag and a fat, ugly bitch

>Lowtiergod is still a faggot who jerks off to animal torture

>Cabbagepots finally told someone Gigamaidens is dead after getting ridiculed out of /v/

>Is now being a faggot on Twitter if he isn't pissing off communities like Capcom Unity, Eventscrubs, and SRK

Mike Ross got fed up with the fgc and ESPORZ, so he pretty much left Gootecks behind. Guys like Geoff the Hero and James Chen became Sjw cucks, and Marn is a confirmed sexual predator who threatened his female employees with their jobs if they didn't date and fuck him (He pretty much said this shit on a video with Ross and Gootecks). Smash players are still the Rapefugees of the fgc, and still ruin events with their autism (there's some drama over some faggy controller that makes older players sperg out).

R: 184 / I: 69 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

Eggbong/Britbongreturns/Manlytears thread 45: Holiday Creepshot Edition

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Trannytears

https://manlettears.com/

Thread #44: >>484580 (Archive: https://archive.fo/vClFP)

Thread #43: >>448515 (Archive: https://archive.fo/GzHzP)

Thread #42: >>427008 (Archive: https://archive.fo/1nfvm)

Thread #41: >>397982 (Archive: https://archive.fo/Y6VQi)

Thread #40: >>392362 (Archive: https://archive.fo/fvyoM)

R: 143 / I: 178 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

Rebecca Cohen

This woman is all kinds of Lonny tunes. Not only is she one of those Feminists that go ape shit when they see a woman who chooses to not be a Feminist. She thinks that anyone who isn't on the left is Stupid and evil.

R: 266 / I: 51 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

Tamers12345 #2

And you think hitting the bump limit gives you the right to end my thread? It's rapeing time white man!

R: 291 / I: 71 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

Zachary Keith Hasbrouck

/tv/'s resident hapa autist, Harry Potter fanatic, Emma Watson waifuist/white knight and soyboy extraordinaire. Spams Emma Watson and nigger dicks, what lead a board volunteer to challenge him to a deathmatch.

Ghostposts in 4plebs (https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/stone/ghost/only/)

Reddit and 4chan refugee, with insatiable hatred for Emma Stone. Lives in Connecticut.

Things he enjoys: Emma Watson, deepfakes of her, Harry Potter flicks ("fantasykino" as he calls it), "Beauty and the Beast" (2017, with Emma Watson), cuck porn (or at least he's known for spamming it), Stanley Kubrick, Nickelback, weed, pizza, Delirium Belgian beer (export special for fools who like piss), "kino" grids (black and white collages with movie screencaps), pretending that Emma Watson is pretty or talented, giving half star reviews on aggregator sites to movies that "compete" with Emma Watson's, giving 5 star reviews on those sites to movies with Emma Watson in them.

Things that trigger him: Emma Stone, Saoirse Ronan, Ryan Gosling, Ana de Armas, Silvia Hoeks, Mackenzie Davis, "Lost River", "La La Land", "Blade Runner 2049", pics of Harvey Weinstein with Emma Watson, Razzies, Oscars, the original version of "The Beauty and the Beast", getting told that Emma Watson can't act or sing, people bringing up that he's a mutt, mods deleting his posts, /pol/ and the alt-right.

Main letterboxd account:

https://letterboxd.com/itskino/

Youtube account:

ZMAN - YouTube: http://archive.is/3Cypg

IMDb known accounts:

https://archive.is/1t9WP

https://archive.fo/EYOzy

Livejournal account:

http://archive.is/N7fJB

http://archive.is/dKz8X

http://archive.is/QczKZ

Reddit accounts (banned):

/u/half-bloodprince

/u/emmastonecantact

Previous thread hit bump limit: >>319092

Currently active at >>>/tv/1212561

R: 5 / I: 4 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

Maddox / George Ouzounian Thread 2

Old thread reached bump limit >>231513

Maddox has some fresh julay being pumped.

>Shows up on Doug Tenapels's stream

>Admits he crossdresses and pretended to be a girl to get Asterios fired

>Calls his former fans pedophiles, racists, and said he's glad they hate him

>Vouches for MundaneMatt falseflagging people

>Tried to play a sympathy card by bringing up his sister killed herself because she's gay

>Bashes religious people in front of Doug, a devout Christian

>Has a meltdown on stream because superchats are making fun of him, begins calling everyone a stalker

>WHAT KEEPS ME GOING IS MORAL CLARITY

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

rimi mystery thread

Rimi is a mysterious lolcow that haunts the Rizon IRC network to demand the return of her lost savings. Her chatting is so autistic that many people, if not most, think she is a bot. She's haunted #8chan–the formerly official 8chan IRC channel–for about six months. She will appear in the evening hours, much like a ghost, under one of Rizon's anonymous Guest##### nicks, demanding the return of her saving from whoever sees her: she treats everyone on IRC is the same person who tormented her six years ago. She usually will not respond to questions, so your only source of new information about her is from her stream of consciousness flowing through Rizon.

I decided to try and solve the rimi mystery about a month ago. Here are my findings so far:

* She is not a bot, but an Indonesian woman. Her CTCP VERSION reply is AndroIRC, and her CTCP TIME reply is UTC+7. She has also briefly spoken in the Indonesian language in #8chan, using the word orang (person; as in orangutan, a forest person), and she has also defended tempeh, which is by far the nastiest soy product known to man.

* Her abusive boyfriend probably uses IRC. Indonesia has a thriving IRC culture, with both #jakarta and #bali on QuakeNet being more active than #8chan, and there's even a hilariously bad Indonesian music video about mIRC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6tw3UFvtuI

* The stolen savings are worth $134.

R: 84 / I: 20 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

THOT PATROL: THE RECKONING

>Cher Scarlett sends nudes

>Nudes get leaked and seen by thousands

>Reddit witch hunt ensues

>Nudes removed from internet (mostly hehe)

>Uses victim status for self gain

>Seeks to sensor image boards and other image sharing sites

>Claims there will be a reckoning for 4chan users (link below)

https://twitter.com/codehitchhiker/status/972888426696634369

https://medium.com/@cherp

https://twitter.com/codehitchhiker/status/973056127964459008

This started on 4chan's /b/, moved it to 8/b/ now it's here. We seek to defame her and ruin her reputation (but not her life). We are trying to secure more of her nudes to spread online far and wide and any other things to annoy the shit out of her and watch her freak for the keks. Suggestions are good to, previous thread below \/

R: 393 / I: 103 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

The Content Cuck and Why Pedophiles Should Roam Free

Can we make this Ian faggot the next Mundane Matt?

R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

William Clark ((Darkness Overlord))

Hey there, I just started to find this person slightly Lolcow-ish? Wanted your opinion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNbfKBJ1oys

R: 292 / I: 181 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

RuffnRoboticGiusep / BoomerizedJoe / RuffnWNSJoe / RuffnJoe / RobotboyLover / Joseph David Friedman

This guy is a neo-Nazi/diaper fetishist/PPG artist. Before he was all of this, he was a member of a fandom for an old Cartoon Network show called Robotboy and (online) dated another member of the fandom, Mickey (currently deviantART user hylians/Tumblr user xanthonian who currently identifies as a transgender man named Xan). His former datemate made a post which seems to be about him saying this:

"41. Tell us why you hate someone?

Worships Hitler and his ideology, is a Nazi, claims he hates Jewish people even though his entire (adoptive) family is, voted for Trump, is against gay marriage, and I’m pretty sure his fetish is straight up pedophilia. Enough said"

He also has Asperger syndrome and cites that as his reason for turning to Nazism.

Here's his accounts:

deviantART: https://ruffnroboticgiusep.deviantart.com/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/joseph.d.friedman

Links to archives proving that he and Mickey/Xan used to date and Xan's post about him:

https://archive.fo/sR8Xv

https://archive.fo/SDXau

https://archive.fo/3c243

R: 8 / I: 0 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

Hurricane Florence Survival Thread

Hurricane Florence is slamming the states of NC, SC, VA, and MD. There can be only one experienced weatherman and father of four talented enough to cover the news – Frankie MacDonald. He is informative and to the point in delivering accurate information verified by real scientists from Trump University. Hurricane Florence is a Category 4 storm with winds up to 130 miles per hour. Wilmington is already under evacuation; Myrtle Beach will be stranded upon landfall.

Will the East Coast ever be the same after Florence? Only time will tell.

R: 17 / I: 7 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

Adf-fuensalida/ Ahuviya Harel

Why isn't this person talked about more? He seems like the supreme lol-cow; think about it, he has TITS(Trolling Induced Transexuality Syndrom(not to be confused with the lumps of fat on his chest from the tranny pills and years of being a fatass)) He thinks he's better than Chris-Chan, he is a massive "social justice warrior" who thinks anyone who makes fun of him on the internet must be a racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, christian, republican. I would love to know more about this person who is exactly the same as me as all I can find is stuff on ED and nothing much more. Please inform me of this Distinguished Individuals latest adventures.

R: 64 / I: 20 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

Zoey blows it again...

In this latest installment, people are pissed that $85k for a Chuck Tingle "game" vanished.

http://kickscammed.com/project/project-tingle-chuck-tingles-fmv-dating-game/

When will they learn not to hand these scammers money?

ZQ has tweeted:

https://archive.fo/71uWQ

>Tl;dr: still working on it, just slower because I ran out of money a long time ago and had to get day job(s). also I have been working on ways to bring on some assistance with finishing it. also don’t yell at Chuck about it - shipping the game is on me.

continued from >>249140

R: 103 / I: 70 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

I need a girlfriend? How can I get a one

Give me an advice to find girlfriend in simple way.

One more thing listen you idiot from /pol that you got wrong building. I don't even live in that building. Lmao this is not my house hahahahahahaha.

I couldn't figure to get girlfriend myself in simple way.

Everything is fucking possible.

Help me.

R: 58 / I: 9 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

Jared Holt

Wants to make the internet his safespace, has been coordinating campaigns to get people banned for being conservative, now wants to take on 4chan. It's going to be fun when they inevitably retaliate, get your popcorn ready boys.

http://archive.is/pkZBH

R: 24 / I: 6 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

Ethan Klein

>Jew

>Married to a jew from Israel

>All Catholics are evil goym

>The police is an army of evil trained to kill

>John McCain was a good boy cuz he defended Obunga

>What's this? Youtube comments that disagree with me? Better delete them!

>First video in three months is an ad for his game

>You don't like my podcast? Fuck you goym, you are just a troll

>literally Reddit

H3H3 and Ethan thread

R: 43 / I: 14 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

Conservative lol-cows

I would love to know what you all think of these Alt-lite, zionist, kosherservatives who support all things Israel.

R: 404 / I: 70 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

Josh thread v We way past bump limit

no cocks, just past bump limit

>>913 Beal Pkwy NW

>>Suite A-1017

>>Fort Walton Beach, FL 32547

R: 231 / I: 178 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

Bryce Cherry/ Dev-Catscratch

*http://dev-catscratch.deviantart.com

*https://foxdickfarms.netPLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORDs/bryce-cherry-dev-catscratch.17621/

*https://www.youtube.com/user/RoundupResistance/videos

Meet Bryce Cherry, he's a 30 something autistic Aussie from Rockhampton, Queensland.

He wants everyone to accept him and be nice to him because he has autism, despite the fact that draws children's characters in a sexual manner, steals from other artists, uses fetish pictures for activism, and about 10 years ago, he was arrested for threatening to blow his school, but he was declared to mentally disabled to stand trial.

R: 399 / I: 74 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

Kari5/Serife Thread #5

Old thread near bump limit, so here goes

Serife thread Five

Known lulzy turkroach sperg who argues with 12 years olds over fictional characters.

Got permananned from DeviantArt before

This turkroach sucks at video, cries hacker when it is losing. Actually dumb enough to get PSN account

This moustache sporting Turkroach is 28 years old in 24 septemper

It's interests includes

BRETS DOLLS

CHINESE HOT WHEEL CAR KNOCKOFFS

UNDERAGE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS

BEYBLADE

ALL THINGS HARAM

This sperg is the definition of autistic kid revs a bleyblade in distance and product of Turkroach incest.

Social crap for cocks mining

DeviantArt: https://kari5.deviantart.com/

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrNk3KbYHTl7mS5VLnTLAWA

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/serifemeryemisik

KH13 Account: http://kh13.com/forum/user/58976-serife-isik/

Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/serifeisik/videos/all

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/serifemeryemisik/

dailymotion: http://www.dailymotion.com/powerichigo

Petition: https://www.change.org/p/square-enix-petitons-to-square-enix-make-me-and-sora-as-a-canon-couple

FUN SERIFE ALIAS TURKROACH FACTS

>Overweight

>Serife is so retarded that parents don't want her to breed

>Is muslim and listens to haram, anime and video games

>Bathes three times a week

>Is a certified pedo

>Is /cow/'s personal mascot

>Coined the term GARGE BARGE

R: 400 / I: 295 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

ALONE ON A FRIDAY?

God, you're pathetic.
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

The Intersection Of Fear & Loathing

The Intersection Of Fear & Loathing.

https://youtu.be/I9lvMVNzXNw

Jesus fucking Christ… Words can not do this justice. Peak Intersectionalism?

R: 64 / I: 38 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

Onision defrauds the IRS

TL;DR of the embed video:

>Passes everything to the IRS as a business expense

>Including divorce

>Gets audited by the IRS lol

>Makes a teary eyed video pushing his financial burdens onto his fans.

>100 000$ in debt. Surviving this is going to be rough

>Through his videos, the amount he owes changes sometimes twice in the same video going for 300K to 500K.

>Onision is really annoyed that someone from taxaudit.com would have to come and check out his house to see if at least 50% of it serves for business purposes.

>Some problem glasses girlfriend of Onision does a house tour.

>Fucking messy McMansion for himself and his gf (Business expense)

>Many, many rooms left unused most of the time that he also tries to pass as a business expense

>Many rooms with bluetooth speakers and shit

>Rooms filled with random fucking toys mixed with dirty laundry

>There's at least 2 children's bed in Onision's house.

>Shelves filled to the brim of vegan products and a fucking VARIETY of cereals sitting randomly on the counter of their huge kitchen.

>Random pool table stored that serves 0 purposes.

>Massage chairs because why not?

>Had a business electric vehicule aside from his own.

B U S I N E S S P U R P O S E S

R: 194 / I: 101 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

Dobson #3

Previous thread hit bump limit >>287410

New anti-drumf comics made are attracting a new audience, and even more detractors. How long do you think this is going to last?

R: 359 / I: 161 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

Aydin Paladin (Rebekah Ford)

Last thread autosaging: >>432567

AYDIN LORE

>Autistic

>Jewish

>Bipolar Disorder

>Infertile

>Alcoholic

>Hardcore coalburner

>Faked suicide attempt at least two times

>Has GOTIS

>Posted julayers on cuckchan

>Likes loli porn, scat and bestiality

>Larps as a pagan and claims that Odin is her 45th great-grandfather

>Larps as a scientist (she has no publications)

>Doxed herself in a debate against Destiny

>Claims that Kraut gave her a neurodegenerative disease and that she is in a wheelchair since then.

>Compulsive Liar (lied about the wheelchair, her tits on cuckchan, her Jewish ancestry, her published research and so on. She also tried to erase her coalburning past from the internet)

>Was anorexic in high school

>Treats her people horribly. Treated the guy that ran her Discord in a way you wouldn’t treat a dog

>Started to cry when Kraut rejected her

>Mistreated her main contributor on the paypig and said horrible things to him

AYDIN SPECULATIVE LORE

>Sold lingerie pics on her old paypig account

>had a viking funeral for her hamster

.

R: 244 / I: 93 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

Nu Wu

Old Brianna Wu thread is autosage >>202129

Ol' Johnny Flyntstone is on a rant about spacex trying to nuke earth with moon rocks and why the government needs to give him money to campaign

http://archive.is/e9kgC

God, I hope he wins, he would be so hilarious in office

R: 393 / I: 87 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

Kari5/Serife Thread #3

Serife thread Three

Known lulzy turkroach sperg who argues with 12 years olds over fictional characters.

Got permananned from DeviantArt before

This turkroach sucks at video, cries hacker when it is losing. Actually dumb enough to get PSN account

This moustache sporting Turkroach is 28 years old in 24 septemper

It's interests includes

BRETS DOLLS

CHINESE HOT WHEEL CAR KNOCKOFFS

UNDERAGE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS

BEYBLADE

This sperg is the definition of autistic kid revs a bleyblade in distance and product of Turkroach incest.

R: 227 / I: 77 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

QAnon

WTF is this autism? I rarely visit /pol/, so I'm unfamiliar with the history, but there always seem to be a handful of these freaks, usually met with cries of "drink bleach boomer!". Looking at >>>/qresearch/ there seems to be endless megathreads of bizarre conspiracy theories recycled from Pizzagate, combined with religious nonsense and a pervasive cult-like "be positive, trust The Plan!" mantra.

There's way, WAY too much autism for me to dig through, and the usual suspects at ED & KYM don't seem to have made any writeups.

R: 61 / I: 10 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

SethTheProgrammer

SethTheProgrammer is the most popular member of the YouTube “power-scaling” community, an Internet fandom that mainly focuses on debating/arguing about which fictional character is the strongest, which fictional character can beat another fictional character, etc.

The most famous characters to come about in these discussions are Goku and Superman. Our friend Seth made a video “debunking” the science of one of Death Battle’s most popular videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DealmCM53gU

Seth quickly became one of the most popular debunkers in the power-scaling community, making numerous videos calling out different YouTubers and their claims that one fictional cartoon character for children could beat another fictional cartoon character for children.

Last year, Seth and his friend, Chuck the Cyber Cuck, made a video debunking a video series analyzing the power levels of specific Dragon Ball characters by a guy named "Totally Not Mark". In the 25 minute video, Seth and Chuck treat Mark like garbage, making weird personal claims about how Mark has never faced any conflict in his life and that he's purposely trying to manipulate his audience by being "wrong" about information concerning certain characters, when in reality he was just giving his opinion on the show's writing by looking at the power of these characters. Seth also implied through a good chunk of the video that Mark was acting like his opinions were fact, and that Seth is a gatekeeper of the Dragon Ball community and any and all needs to go through him before you can do anything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdM6N9I6BtE

Since then, Seth has gotten into numerous debates with other people, constantly acting condescending and arrogant towards his guests if they seemingly get one piece of information about a television show wrong to him, and making passive-aggressive insults towards them if they slightly disagree with him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKyWG26Igrc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmVxKEbfeDQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQgIeMlldRA

He has even bitched and acted passive-aggressive towards other cocks creators for daring to criticize the writing of Dragon Ball Super, such as the case with PlagueofGripes, another popular channel who occasionally makes DBZ analysis videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuBR-K9siL8

From his recent behavior and his strange self-importance in the realm of discussing cartoons and comic books, Seth is a primary candidate for being at the very least a Dramacow.

OTHER LINKS:

>Thread where Seth and Chuck call out Plague: https://twitter.com/sethmptp/status/962529364544909312

>Plague's original video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPwVuC3YOrc

>Mark's original video series:

Gohan Video 1 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IbMYZtjSUo

Gohan Video 2 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2R0jo4wFIzc

Piccolo and the Androids - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbyDYlFMs20

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

Autistic Brony Fallout Stream

Not endorsing messing with this autistic brony playing Fallout but his stream is small and he responds to chat.

R: 404 / I: 65 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

Chris chan thread

Last one is about to hit bump limit

It seems that the "friendship" between null and chris might be collapsing, and null only got in chris' good graces in the first place the same way idea guy did. kinda hypocritical if you ask me, what do we all think?Where will chris end up a month from now?

R: 367 / I: 87 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

Endomorphosis

Endomorphosis or Benjamin, is a kike wanna-be /pol/lack for saying the SJWs and Space Jews have cooped the revolt. Gets in a hissy for being told to fuck off, so he's spamming threads to spread his ego. Now he's whining about being saged, seeing porn and not have anything sucking his speghetti.
Basically now a Jewish /pol/lack tripfag.

https://8chan.co/gamergate/res/168912.html (where he is getting his ass raped)

https://8chan.co/gamergate/res/169335.html (where he is getting porn'd)

Apperently, he's complaing about Hotwheels for making fun at him inb4 he tried to accuse him of censoring endo's e-celeb autism.
The funny part is that he's threatening 8chan if he isn't allowed to profit off of GG and want it to suck his cock.

@endomorphosis
His Twitter in case you want to see the kike.
R: 100 / I: 23 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

Shut up Wesley! It's a Wil Wheaton thread

The more Wil Wheaton doesn't shuts up about his SJW pride, the more of a SJW lolcow he's going to be.

Currently he (along with his wife Anne Wheaton) has been kissing Brianna Wu's ass and wants people on Twitter to support his congress run.

https://twitter.com/wilw/status/986297272706019328

R: 171 / I: 95 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

Goblino squad discord drama

https://ghostbin.com/paste/u93ea

A collection of a-logs for the IBS crew are melting down because an autistic french tranny can't play world of warcraft with his internet friends.

R: 5 / I: 1 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

Chijo

What made Chijo such a lolcow? He claims to have gender dysphoria, thus he thinks he is gender confused but argues that gender is a made-up term, how does his brain not realize how retarded this is, could it be because he is actually an idiot?

Also he's ugly as fuck, does he think he would ever look like a grill?

R: 317 / I: 86 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

Maddox / George Ouzounian

Maddox before becoming a Podcaster was great, unfortunately when you try and make yourself a "brand" and become the next Adam Carolla, you lose most (if not all of what makes you great).

2014-2016 Biggest problem in the Universe Sperg outs

Maddox starts a podcast with none other than the only other troll that can match his callibur of trolling; Dick Masterson, author of 'men are better than women.'

Biggest problems in the universe: Maddox's autism begins: Maddox, rather than playing the character we all know and love, forgets he's a comedian and begins having layers of autism show through.

http://thebiggestproblemintheuniverse.comepisode-6 Maddox defends herpes (34:45) this isn't anything until it was found out later that his current girlfriend might actually have herpes and thats why he's white knighting.

After a while Dick Begins trolling Maddox whenever he wins. Forces Maddox to watch a minute of titanic every time he loses. Starts beating Maddox with problems and Maddoxs keeps bitching that it is not a contests. The autism on maddox's behalf only ramps up but I will put some more notable examples.

http://thebiggestproblemintheuniverse.comepisode-30 Despite bring in pedophilia as a "problem", Maddox defends pedophiles.

http://thebiggestproblemintheuniverse.comepisode-45: Maddox after spending most of the podcasts life pretending to be a smoth ladies mans doesn't understand how a penis injury works. This will give was to the running joke of "bags of sand", a refernce to the 40 year old virgin because whenever Maddox tries describing sex throughout the whole show, he is always off and describing things no one can relate to. He also shows he is a complete idiot who fell for the MARS ONE scam and believed it was legit and was ready to give money.

http://thebiggestproblemintheuniverse.com0episode-80: Maddox comes out as anti-Trump shitting out all of the [current year] talking points you'd expect.

2016-current year The Best debate in the universe:

When biggest problem ended, there was controversy due to Maddox thanking everyone except Dick, and refusing to even speak his name. It was known things ended badly, it was leaked by private convo that Dick told some random fan that Dick and Maddox aren't friends. He does the show for money and fans, and Maddox cuts out so much cocks that it pisses him off.

Dick handles it well. Praises Maddox, says it ended due to "Artistic Differences" and that some of the tension on the show was real. (Make sure it is Episode one in link)

Meanwhile, after killing the Podcast; Maddox started going crazy with the Ban hammer. Anyone asking about dick, mentioning Dick or saying Maddox's new show sucked was banned on all forms of social media.

As a result of this the two started two competing podcasts. Dick hit major patreon bank because of how Maddox handled the break up.

(any mention of this to Maddox will get you banned)

And because Maddox gets pissy, Maddox deletes the entire BPITU site. However Dick makes a back up copy

Maddox then had the podcast RSS and itunes feed redirect to HIS new show

Dick talks about his dissatisfaction with shit Maddox is pulling. Says he wanted to end things professionally, starts shit talking Maddox.

Maddox Brings Back the site after Dick goes public about the conversation he had about deleting all the old work and Maddox blocking him like a bitch. Maddox claims he took down everything for "cyber security" purposes. Then gives away bonus paid episodes for free.

Dick gets pissed about the bonus pay episodes being given away for free because he was giving away his cut of those episodes as well. Continues to shit all over Maddox.

Maddox's podcast starts strong, but slowly goes down the toilet in quality.

It comes out that all guests that go one Maddox's show or get a program on his network have to agree to never appear as guests on the Dick show.

Finally, Maddox responds (see video)

Basically it boils down to a "it wasn't artist difference", then at the end of the video he says that there were artistic differences. He then tries to make it sound like Dick is a pro-rape maniac and Dick maintains a Rape list (a rape list on 1 of 2 unofficial 8chan boards). Maddox has of course blocks all rating and comments on this.

He also has been banning people who remind him in his 1st book he gave detailed instructions on how to commit sexual assault because "C is for copping a feel"

He has been hamming up the anti-rape virtue signaling as well. He is in full DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING damage control mode.

https://sli.mg/yJWOa5 this image has been getting DMCA'd on Imgur

>TL;DR?

>Maddox used to be the king of shit talk, now he spurgs out, throws tantrums, virtue signals and deletes fucking everything.

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

Sweetlady Amy (aka Robert)

>Has Vore Fetish

>Lives on Welfare

>Trans

>Has GoFundme

>Has Orbiter who thinks he is a demi goddess

https://www.deviantart.com/sweetladyamy

https://web.archive.org/web/20180301215654/https://deathroseorchid.deviantart.com/journal/For-the-unsung-broken-girl-419773821

DeviantArt

R: 140 / I: 126 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

Chronorin/Audimated thought

This guy I had to share. Calling this guy a partisan hack would be a under statement. Here's some samples of his crazy views http://archive.li/pzUBQ

http://archive.li/s2Vqp

http://archive.li/VOk96

R: 130 / I: 42 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

who is this?

who is this? I see him posted everywhere on 8chan as the perfect encapsulation of /leftypol/, and it's kinda true lmao

R: 162 / I: 57 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

GaHoole2

/tv/ sperg that goes around challenging Zach and waifuanons on /tv/ to fights

R: 27 / I: 8 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

Matt Forney

Major drama ahead: Matt Forney just got utterly slaughtered in a recent bloodsport between him and J i m Goad. Since the livestreamed bloodsport goes on for 2+ hours where Forney demands a rape victim testify and the bloodsports thread is bloated, this thread should highlight the aftermath and salt that's currently flowing.

For the few of those blessed without the knowledge of this major league sack of shit, Matt Forney is a disingenuous manosphere / alt-right / tradical infamous for publishing a book about picking up poor Flips and getting publicly embarrassed by Antifa faggots. Perhaps Forney's biggest online buttbuddy is Davis M.J. Aurini, but beyond that, his only followers are the few MRAs he wooed.

Earlier this year, J i m Goad published an article titled "In Defense of Degeneracy," which drew the attention of Forney. After Forney insulted J i m for erroneously believing he's a Gen-Xer, they arranged for a "debate" to be hosted by Forney's bestest buddy Aurini.

Hilarity ensues.

R: 35 / I: 73 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

CycleGreen

This guy accidentally posted his gamertag on /v/ and /v/ went and doxxxxed him! Attached as an image!

He like lolis and is genderfluid. Has thousands of hours in games /v/ doesn't like and is now a minor meme.

You can see all his shit here: https://twitter.com/Cyclesiegegreen

R: 60 / I: 11 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

Anthony "A-Log" LoGatto

Thanksgiving. A time for togetherness. A time for family. A time for eating. It is a time when families come together and have a feast, all the while being thankful for what life has brought onto them and for the years to come. Such a feast is happening today.

We start at the home of Anthony LoGatto, who is currently indulged in a Thanksgiving dinner alongside his lover and secretary Callie Briggs and three other people. All three are female mice of varying age. The one at the head of the table has glasses, short, shoulder length hair, and wears a purple turtleneck blouse and pants; the other has long black hair, medium body size, black sleeveless blouse and gray pants; the final guest has long brown hair in a downytail, regular body size, a New York Mets sports jacket and jeans. They are Margo, Angela and Elena, his mother and sisters, respectively. They've come over to visit Anthony for Thanksgiving dinner.

“So guys,” begins A-Log. “How have you been doing lately?”

“Well, I've been doing well as a paralegal. I've been helping others on a recent case,” said Angela, as she eats the turkey.

“I've been doing well in the art realm as well as being a court stenographer,” says Elena. “You couldn't believe how many cases I've been in from time to time.”

“Agreed,” said his mother. “And I supposed you have done well with your comedy career?” she asked her son. “I recall your father wasn't very pleased with your choice.”

“Pfft, please!” he said as he eats, being careful not to talk with his mouth full, “I'm sure the ol' man is delusional as always.”

“Not to mention bitter,” Elena says.

“Can we at least skip talking about dad for once?” says Angela. “Besides, the food's getting cold.”

And with that, Anthony and the others resume eating.

“Miss Briggs,” says Margo, “I'm still fortunate that you're keeping my son under control?”

“Don't worry, Margo,” Callie says with reassurance. “I've known Anthony since high school, and I'm sure he's doing well under my watch.”

“Despite hanging out with Enchantra, which started this whole mess,” she said under her breath, making sure the rest of the family, including Callie, heard her remark. She is worried about her son's actions since Enchantra came into his life, but she still has some comfort knowing that she hasn't done any harm to her son, and Anthony has never done likewise to another woman.

“So how are you doing in Manhattan, Callie?” says Elena, with a hint of inquisition. “I'm sure your company is doing fine.”

Callie, with baited breath, says, “It's been difficult since the economy has been going up a roller coaster these days.”

“I know how you mean,” said Angela. “A few months ago, I've seen several people getting laid off from the law firm because of budget cuts.”

“I've been trying to get at least another stable job since I got laid off from the driving school down the road,” says Margo, with regret.

“Well,” says Anthony, her son, “At least we can not blame this on just Obama. Mom, you know how much Bush did for eight years, right?

“Yes. We got out of the bushes, but we still can't get out.” she said with a chuckle.

“You're just glad Dad isn't here right now,” Elena said. “You two would blow the roof off.”

Immediately, everyone shares a laugh over the only political difference amongst family; but he isn't here at this moment. As they laugh, Anthony then takes a look into his watch and sees what time it is.

“Oh crap,” he said. “I really hate to skip a meal with you guys, but I gotta get going!”

“Go?” asked Angela. “Go where?”

“Oh,” he said as he walks away from the table and grabs his jacket. “To the city. I have a little Thanksgiving tradition of my own.” He walks back and kisses Callie on the cheek and says, “I'll be back home tomorrow. Keep an eye on the house for me.”

“I will,” she says. “If there's any leftovers, we'll save them for you.”

He nods and waves to his family as he exits the house and drives off. Soon afterward, Margo asks, “It's a little strange for him to go to Manhattan at this time of day.”

“How do you mean?” Callie asks.

“Well,” she says, adjusting her glasses a bit, “The parade has been over since noon, and there isn't anything else to do in the city tonight.”

R: 3 / I: 2 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

Esperaqua/Steffanie Black

Esperaqua does a lot of things, such as running a convention and a business of making plushies. Now while those are horrible themselves, they are not what make Esperaqua a lolcow. No, you see what makes her a lolcow is her strange sexual attraction to Sans from Undertale.

Including in her Tumblr are such wonders like:

>smut voiceacting

>lewd Sans cosplay photoshoots

>couple cosplays with her own daughter as Frisk (whom she sexually ships with Sans, by the way)

And that's just the tip of the loliceburg on this one, folks.

Tumblr: https://esperaqua.tumblr.com

R: 132 / I: 103 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

ITT: People you believe are cows other people don't care about

Read the title you stupid faggot

R: 6 / I: 2 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

Bart-Toons

http://bart-toons.deviantart.com

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Bart-Toons

Bart-Toons is just your typical Loud House/Cartoon fan with high levels of autism. He gets off to seeing Lincoln make out with his sisters and other girls, making stupid memes and collages and request other people draw pictures of Lincoln and his sisters engaging in incest. He also hates Japan, I mean really hates Japan, especially anime and makes up the dumbest reasons for hating it.

R: 4 / I: 0 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

A MESSAGE TO CHRIS-CHAN

Hey Faggot,

My name is Clyde, and I hate you. You are a fat, retarded, no-life who spends every second of his day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm a millionaire, and have a sweet deal going with Nintendo. What do you do all day, other than jack off to naked, drawn downies? I also get straight A's, and have your banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are a faggot who should just kill yourself. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and your bitch, Megan.

R: 15 / I: 2 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

The next Randy stair?

Social Justice Goblin

>overweight tranny that struggles to walk

>Antifa supporters

>Advocates for vandalizing wrongthink businesses like chick fill A & comic stores that sales comic gate books

>Calls for acts of violence against comic gate supporters

I have a feeling this one might be a future spree shooter.

R: 73 / I: 45 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

Ironybros & Prince Hubris

The Ironybros are a bunch of countersignaling losers who pretend to be right wing but are actually ideologically nihilistic losers who are terrified of having real opinions because the only thing they value are underage trannies and efame.

This little manlet retard named Prince_Hubris_'s name is Shawn Michael Mccaffery. He ruined his life and his brother's life by joining Identity Evropa and has become an unhireable loser as a consequence. He spends all his time on twitter and on his shitty podcast counter-signaling the alt right and generally getting mad at anyone with an opinion. He's a manlet that had to take roids to not even look good and uses a penis pump because he has a small pp. He lives at 8361 Dickert St Commerce Township, MI.

He has been grooming a 16 year old tranny neo-nazi for the past year and is a pedophile rapist. He lacks any self awareness so he calls people out for being trannies when he himself is raping a tranny child. He does not understand why people think this is bad.

His brother was caught distributing meth, so the complete retard sent pipe bombs to the local postmaster demanding that he drop all the charges. The pipe bombs didn't work because he's a retard. Also his face is covered in nigger-tier tatoos.

R: 16 / I: 3 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

FREE DISCO RICKY

So Willie Bush, AKA Disco Ricky is probably the most based black man of our generation. He has singlehandedly exposed the KKK regional conspiracy based out of the American South and has therefore been targeted by them and the rapist whoreniggas they employ. Willie Bush has been exposing the KKK and their pet nigger monkey chimps on youtube for multiple years now via revolutionary conflict style confrontations in which he walks up to agents on the street and exposes them, camera in hand, for the whole world to see.

but we have a problem.

disco ricky is in jail right now.

some time in late march, he acquired a prop gun with which he aimed at a passing KKK member's head. a jogger across the street got footage and submitted it to the police. The Malcolm X of our time now rots in jail awaiting trial on bail.

as of right now there is a gofundme campaign to free him which has only raised $32 of the required $2650 required to free him. this tiny amount is unacceptable and so i turn to the cow board with my arms outstretched. please help to free this man. without him on the streets, the KKK are able to carry out their malicious operations unopposed from Indianapolis to Miami. With your help, we hope to change this. god speed, and thank you sir.

https://www.gofundme.com/freediscoricky/donate

R: 413 / I: 124 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

Nicholas Fedorov/Aeromatic/Foxworth/Stimp (Thread #9)

Previous thread >>507769

Aero has been hoarding paypigs lately. He's currently spending all of his time sleeping, buying junk on Noppin and swindling money from dumb Discord trannies so he can afford it because his mom won't pay for his scrap metal addiction anymore.

As far as public-account cocks goes he's only doing art and occasional music, and even deleted his "weird side of YouTube" cocks and is replacing it with anime artwork.

Discord: aeromatic#0001

Rizon: #9800chan

Twitter: https://twitter.com/aero0879

deviantART: https://www.deviantart.com/aero098

R: 15 / I: 7 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

Shaun

Soy-induced faggot that "takes apart" right-wing youtubers with retarded arguments that can be debunked with 5 minutes of actual research. He deserves more hate but I never see anyone give him anything but praise

R: 315 / I: 63 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

Mr.Metokur's old porn career

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eqqo2cTl_Q

R: 88 / I: 23 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

Yanderedev/evaxephon

>Treats his fans/supporters like shit

>Can't code for shit

>doesn't spend as much time on him game as claims to do (shown by his twitch streams)

>Sperged out in front of the creator of SkullGirls after he had given him criticism on a past game project

>Has made made multiple posts on both 8chan and 4chan jerking himself off about how "uncucked" his game is

there's a bunch more things that this man has done but I'd say his a pretty noteworthy lolcow

R: 147 / I: 88 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

Momokun

I know moomookun is a cow, but is she a lol/cow/?

R: 355 / I: 111 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

Nicholas Fedorov/Aeromatic/Foxworth/Stimp

New Aero thread. Things have been slowing down so hopefully this thread won't be derailed as fast as the last one.

Aero has been on lock-down mode ever since his server got shut down by Discord. His newest Discord acquaintances leaked chat logs from his new 'private' trap server on his /cow/ thread (which him and his enablers monitor regularly.) After desperately trying to find rats, he was only left with a few members. He's currently keeping most of his interesting cocks on Discord and will likely continue to do so until he thinks it's safe to start back up again.

R: 71 / I: 34 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

Erik "Tazman" Mokracek Thread

Erik "Tazman" Mokracek is someone who is below Chris-Chan levels of IQ. Erik "Tazman" Mokracek is a nostalgia fag who obsesses over children in children's cartoons that no one has heard of.

His major waifu is a one note character from an obscure 80's cartoon. He owns a fictional company called Classix which is his own Sonichu but unlike Sonichu he does not put any effort in actually making anything.

When he is not obsessing over his fictional company. The only thing he does online is act like a creepy pedophile who makes crappy art and videos which he calls masterpieces that feature he fetishes towards cartoon children and cartoon children shitting. He also sometimes likes to talk shit about his own sister behind the computer for no reason at all. His dox is available on the internet so he can easily baited and trolled.

AmIRight: http://www.amiright.com/parody/authors/eriktazmokracek.shtml (Archive: http://archive.li/ir4nK)

DeviantArt: https://mollyhaleismyfriend.deviantart.com/ (Archive: http://archive.li/VeB0S)

Encyclopedia Dramatica: https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Erik_"Tazman"_Mokracek (Archive: http://archive.li/KXP9a)

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MGHSHour (Archive: http://archive.is/AXtt7)

Fanfiction.net: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/2239609/MGHSHour (Archive: http://archive.is/qGHCp)

LiveJournal: https://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=psxgameworld (Archive: http://archive.li/22s8S)

PhotoBucket: http://s32.photobucket.com/user/CowboyErik/profile (Archive: )

ProBoards: http://tazsnewforums.proboards.com/ (Archive: http://archive.li/2C1JZ)

Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:MGHSHour&diff=842333619&oldid=630317327 (Archive: http://archive.is/pFWLV)

R: 159 / I: 39 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

Soulbrothabumbuh3 / Max "Macks" Field

Last one hit the bump limit >>298119

http://archive.is/LALBZ

Last thread we saw some info dredged up about Macks' old forum, CombustingHerpes, his past in the commentary community as PimpinFishtix, and got a glimpse into how pathetic his irl life really is.

Since then he's continuing to make self masturbatory cocks about Bitcoin and voice actors. A lot of drama's died down since nobody's cared enough to plagiarize him lately.

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=GgyjHnZjnx8

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=Df2FyQHswSA

Macks:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0BNMeyXj5EtqrkIp6VpZFQ

https://twitter.com/SoBroNo3

https://www.paypig.com/SoulBroNo3

http://www.cinematography.com/index.php?showuser=69465

http://www.imdb.com/user/ur35659275/

https://www.castingcall.club/m/soulbrothanumbuh1

https://soundcloud.com/soulbrono3

https://sbn3.bandcamp.com/

https://www.youtube.com/user/SoulBrothaNumbuh4

https://www.smashcast.tv/SoulBroNo3

What's been more interesting as of last thread was Macks' cast of supporting characters. Let's run down the list of everyone.

Jason "Mild Cheddar" Vilchez

Former YouTube Pooper who now makes the most tryhard comic of all time called Garage Band. Known for fighting with Benthelooney, though he's acknowledged the thread and said he made up with Ben. White knighted Macks on KF. Admitted to being a literal special ed student.

Relevant Links:

http://archive.is/LALBZ#selection-13833.0-13861.6

Nick "OMGTSN" Smalley

Another YTPer and pedophile who threatened to beat up a minor if she didn't fuck him. All traces of this have been scrubbed from the internet but circumstantial evidence suggests it happened. Still appears in SoBro's videos.

http://archive.is/LALBZ#selection-11349.0-11423.100

https://twitter.com/omgtsn

https://www.youtube.com/omgtsn

https://soundcloud.com/omgtsn

https://www.facebook.com/smalley47

Moss

Twitter bitch boy who brags about being blocked by Psychicpebbles and whines about everything being racist. Carbon copy of Macks at this point.

https://www.facebook.com/torby.davis

https://twitter.com/theinternetmoss

Dreux Ferrano Jr. / DruoxTheShredder

Failed voice actor, unfunny comedian, anime dubber, fat. Has 24k subscribers but videos average 200 views. Whiteknights Macks.

https://www.youtube.com/user/DruoxTheShredder/

https://twitter.com/durawks

https://www.linkedin.com/in/dreux-ferrano-jr-7b428721

http://www.voiceoveruniverse.com/profile/DreuxFerranoJr

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm4675253/

https://soundcloud.com/dreux-ferrano-jr

https://www.instagram.com/durawkz/

Other characters tangentially related include:

Hbomberguy who made a video and a tweet in support of Macks

https://8ch.net/cow/res/320129.html

Clay Claymore, some kid who makes shit videos on the cartoon community and sucks Macks off 24/7 (his Twitter has since been suspended)

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNUaZV8G_9ntqql0_lgFkTw

NefariousBanana, some socialist furry

https://twitter.com/NefariousBanana

Oliviathe3rd / Etanthe3rd / MixMasterOlivia was thought to be a major target too but he showed up in the last thread to dish out some deets on Macks. Apparently they don't talk anymore.

http://archive.is/LALBZ#selection-25171.0-25307.404

And now a question I posit to you; how long until Macks gets #MeToo'd? He seems like the type to have more than a couple skeletons in his closet.

R: 160 / I: 56 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

Sargon antifa attack thread: fake news?

This whole thing smells suspicious to me.

>antifa arrive

>Sargon is completely unfazed, seems quite happy they've arrived

>no actual assaulting happens except for one antifag getting smacked around a bit and forced to high-tail it out

>no security detail to keep them away to begin with

>this conveniently happens when Sargon is on the downfall and can't stop embarrassing himself

>antifags are holding the antifa flag upside down

>they get PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD by the fucking liberalists

There isn't much to link it to him here besides pure (((coincidence))) but I think this was staged, and possibly paid for.

What are anons thoughts on this? Any possible links or other suspicious facts about it?

R: 126 / I: 28 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

Richard Spencer

is this guy a cow inducer or is he a cow?

R: 11 / I: 2 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

Gangweed r/gamersriseup

Apparently these freaks are behind waves of spam at halfchan, think there's any gems waiting in there?

R: 400 / I: 234 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

newfag board can't take the heat

sup /cow/. oldfag here

I think /intl/ is, itself a cow. I guarantee that every single time they are fucked with, they will burst into treats

before agreeing with me, I present to you this evidence which you should peruse at your leisure:

https://archive.is/CW9dh

https://8ch.net/v/res/4321904.html#q4321904

https://8ch.net/b/res/3088010.html#q3088010

https://8ch.net/mod.php?/operate/res/24862.html

and obviously scoots agrees in his stream thing from earlier, about three quarters in http://www.hitbox.tv/video/552631

R: 361 / I: 88 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

JF is a fag

>I block people on ze twitter because zey make fun of me on ze pooblic spez

He is a butthurt faggot. You can call me a shill or what not but you know deep down inside that JF is a butthurt faggot. I don't support the Money Badger's narrative against him, I don't think he is a pedo who rapes autistic children, I just think he is a cuck.

R: 289 / I: 91 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

Alexander Jahans

New thread! Old one is about to die!

The autistic betacuck icon and hardcore Corbyn supporting socialist Alexander Gordon Jahans is a rising meme.

His entire channel is nothing but this retard with moobs sperging over conservatives, sucking off to SJWs thinking he's ever gonna get any and justifying why he is such a mediocre cunt, like for example why he can't be arsed to fucking edit anything which is why all his videos are a half-hour of an unintelligible fat fuck having trouble breathing

>Also

Requesting invite to #Liferaft of the damned Jahanism chat! I lost it and Jahans banned me from the main discord so I can't get back in

R: 373 / I: 154 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

Left Wing Lolcow General - The Reality Edition

Previous

https://8ch.net/cow/res/331123.html

This is the lefty cow thread, post your best stuff related to leftists. The main pasture should be our retarded cousins, leftypol and leftpol, but that's only one pasture, resetera, plebbitors spreading their cancer elsewhere, and general lefft wing salt is always welcome, god knows there is plenty of it

R: 130 / I: 23 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

Kiwifarms autism

It has gotten to the point to where foxdickfarms is not just as autistic as the people they target but ruining the act of laughing at cows for the rest of us

>Chris is OUR COW and only we can julay him!

>Null (site owner) is white knighting for Chris hard (he even came here on got PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD)

>Him and his mods dox people who try to hurt his special little cow

>Site is a huge circle jerk where they think they are special and only they are allowed to laugh at people and in the "right way" by arbitrarily saying they are doing it more morally than other trolls

R: 246 / I: 95 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

Michael J Hirtes

Micheal J Hirtes is a known A-log of Christian Weston Chandler and pours seething rage all over nearly every day. Not getting a reaction but a block, Hirtes made an alt to scream 1k tweets at Chris, blocked again. Getting doxed on foxdickfarms, he fled here to start an army and failed. Hirtes also has a trail in the furry community and lulz.net.

Known Google: https://archive.is/BQ2Gk

DeviantART: http://archive.is/OBK4Q

Other info databases:

http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/michael-hirtes-mhirtes-dildo_on_forehead-therealcwc93-fuck-off-chris.1542/

https://foxdickfarms.netPLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORDs/michael-j-mike-hirtes-mhirtes-aristocrat-polterbob-slep-totem-sanic-aspergercorn.32312/

Twitter trail:

Rektbylife {Dathingsiveseen} (http://archive.fo/F8oJB) Created: Somewhere before 9/16/2016

Aspergercorn {DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD} (http://archive.is/0yUjv) Created: 8/30/2017

CWC_IS_A_PEDO {Left_Side_Hater} (http://archive.is/n42Mz) Created: 6/12/2017

FUKK_U_CHRIS {CWC_IS_MALE} (http://archive.is/sLHaI) Created: 6/13/2017

EAT_SHITT_CHRIS {GIGANTIC STRAW} (https://archive.is/wcTIw) Created: 6/13/2017

CWC_IS_MALE {CHRIS_IS_A_FAT_MALE} (https://archive.li/jsN5B) Created: 6/24/2017

STINKO_MANBABY {CHRIS_CANT_STOP_ME} (http://archive.is/R2SJd) Created: 6/27/2017

Michael J. Hirtes

505 S 6th St Apt 608

Council Bluffs IA 51501-6438

R: 275 / I: 168 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

Gooftroop

Do you guys remember that one guy who decided that he was a 'goofy'? I don't remember his name and I'm trying to locate the laugho imagery. He had a Furaffinity account too if I remember correctly.
R: 275 / I: 65 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

I need a girlfriend? How can I find one

I am stalking those woman.

Some of those woman friend in Facebook accept my fake account so I can stalk them.

Stalking woman is good even on public.

Please give me an advice how to get a gf that should be bigger, stronger, an awesome and beautiful in an alternative and easy way.

This time you /cow give me a proper advice.

One more thing.

I am an atheist.

Hates left and right wings.

Hate stupid liberal.

In my state beef is legal.

I love meat.

I don't worship any animals.

I hate cow because they sucks except for giving julay

R: 197 / I: 52 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

Eeriefag

hey i found this fucking crazy guy on /fur/. This guy is a fucking nutcase, he has some weird obsession with a character (some werewolf called Eerie) from some weird Korean show (called Telemonster) and goes around parading it everywhere he goes. Apparently he's completely fucked in the head, he thinks the character Eerie is some sort of god and he's like the "chosen one" or some crazy shit.

He's just another Randy Stairs waiting to happen.

Some links to where's he's on.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCf8UJwWhGl2oGkcjhbDpm6w

http://www.inkbunny.net/monhunaddict

http://www.8ch.net/eerie

R: 176 / I: 62 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

ITT: Cows You Miss

This guy was like the goldmine of autism. Press f to pay respects.

R: 120 / I: 27 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

YouTube Animator Hate

Why haven't these little shits been given as much hate as they deserve? Why have communities known to mock everyone, such as Encyclopedia Dramatica, left these Z-gen amateur "animators" alone?

R: 41 / I: 9 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

Sleepykinq

This guy is an FTM transgender deviantART user who is notorious for joking about rape and making a rapist OC who everybody loves while having an incredibly young fanbase.

Here's his dA and Tumblr accounts:

https://sleepykinq.deviantart.com/

https://sleepy-kinq.tumblr.com/

Here are some journals explaining the drama:

https://digbythegoat.deviantart.com/journal/A-message-to-Sleepykinq-687311404

https://sleepykinq.deviantart.com/journal/My-last-update-hopefully-on-the-sleepykinq-drama-719005117

R: 75 / I: 25 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

MundaneMatt Talks About Shoe0nHead and Armoured Skeptic

Send this video to Brittany Venti. She'll love it.

R: 392 / I: 108 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

Kari5/Serife Thread #4

Serife thread Three

Known lulzy turkroach sperg who argues with 12 years olds over fictional characters.

Got permananned from DeviantArt before

This turkroach sucks at video, cries hacker when it is losing. Actually dumb enough to get PSN account

This moustache sporting Turkroach is 28 years old in 24 septemper

It's interests includes

BRETS DOLLS

CHINESE HOT WHEEL CAR KNOCKOFFS

UNDERAGE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS=

BEYBLADE

This sperg is the definition of autistic kid revs a bleyblade in distance and product of Turkroach incest.

Social crap for cocks mining

DeviantArt: https://kari5.deviantart.com/

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrNk3KbYHTl7mS5VLnTLAWA

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/serifemeryemisik

KH13 Account: http://kh13.com/forum/user/58976-serife-isik/

Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/serifeisik/videos/all

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/serifemeryemisik/

dailymotion: http://www.dailymotion.com/powerichigo

Petition: https://www.change.org/p/square-enix-petitons-to-square-enix-make-me-and-sora-as-a-canon-couple

R: 297 / I: 43 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

MGTOW lulzcows

Raging Golden Eagle

>Proud sexual deviant weeb Who reviewed a sex doll on YouTube

>A MGTOW activists who campaign for men to fuck dolls

>Admits to flooding random boards with MGTOW shills that decry anti-MGTOW persecution

>not only Name dropping 8chan on his videos

>He demands 8chan implement down voting system for shadowbanning

>Might’ve moved to third world nations for underage prostitutes

Look at the comments on his sexdoll review video. It’s a goldmine for cringe and possible future lulzcows.

R: 148 / I: 68 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

Donka Thread #2

Our favorite fake wrestler who doesn't care. Imagine being such a clown that you got BТFО before thousands of people by a fat pedo.

Previous thread - https://archive.is/47zgD

R: 57 / I: 7 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

Ghost/True Capitalist Radio retrospective

Was he a real cow or was he playing it up for the audience? Or a mixture of the two?

R: 389 / I: 124 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

Zoe Quinn: ~Not a Girl~ Edition

Previous thread: >>206839 (http://archive.is/tkv6j)

When we last left Blowey Zoe T. Quinn (born Chelsea Van Valkenburg) she came out as ~not cis~, hopping directly onto the transtrender bandwagon, as well as claiming she got PTSD from GaymerGate harassment.

http://archive.is/lkEOK (PTSD Post)

http://archive.is/ZizaM (Gender Post)

On top of this she is now posting on new social media site "Mastadon" and trying to get in with the mods, presumably so that she could ban all people who make fun of her, which she didn't get to do back on twitter.

Twitter: @UnburntWitch

Tumblr: http://thezoequinn.tumblr.com/

Mastadon: https://mastodon.social/users/zoequinn

R: 11 / I: 0 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

63c457 Thread: ell oh ell ex dee pound-sign-cringe Edition

he really showed idubbbz what for

R: 406 / I: 87 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

Brittany's EX tells it all

>be Brittany Venti

>basically a female basement-neckbeard NEET, who can't do anything except stream

>meet an attractive Aryan through HWNDU, who is WAY above her league

>bipolar, disgusting hoarder with cringy internet humor

>extremely jealous, ruined her bf's potential career (he had to quit college for her and isn't allowed to get a job, because she was so clingy)

>kept him as dependent on him as possible

>apartment is full of clothes she orders online, catpoop in her bed, doesn't clean anything, doesn't cook

>bf describes the time with her as the absolute lowest point in his life

>because she only eats takeout food and doesn't clean up, she even has a cockroach infestation (a cockroach appaered live on stream)

>think that it was smart to talk lies about her bf on the internet

>he goes into ralph's chat and reveals it all (the links are the recordings)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqLTOIwD6i8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDaMJxnD3D8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfwk8ydIzjM

R: 132 / I: 31 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

Wings of Redemption/Jordie Jordon

This fat autist use to be one of the big CoD Jewtubers way back in the day, but he has pretty much gone rock bottom and is prime for julaying.

>Throws controllers around when he gets mad at games.

>Gets very mad when you give him life advice.

>Gets pissed when you mock him about how he sucks at video games.

>Claims that Call of Duty literally ruined his life.

>Only plays video games anymore,because it makes him money.

>Very easy to get a reaction out of him.

I believe these videos can speak for themselves.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnET85i7e88

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk2Mn3hwBOQ&t=50s

R: 35 / I: 7 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

just got out of heroin rehab

Wait…..

>SJWs: cuck and tea is a problematic shitlord who hates muslims and brown people and is also antisemitic and homophobic

>8chan altright autists: cuck and tea is a nigger loving SJW faggot fuck him

Please spoonfeed my ass pl0x. I've been in rehab for the last 3 months and prior to that I was shooting up dope in the back of a van and sucking dicks and getting assfucked for dope money.

R: 99 / I: 34 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

FUCK THE 1980's and 2010's!!! 90's and 00's 4eva!!!!

the 80's and 10's need 2 be banned NOW!!!! bring back late 90's and 00's!!!

R: 404 / I: 153 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

Chijo General Episode 7 - Absolute State of Aero's "Harem" Edition

Chijo is a homeless Pedo Tranny that dropped out of school at 5th grade. All he does is shits himself and spams /cow/, cuckchan, /cuteboys/, /b/ and discord with his blogposts all day, and if he gets drunk enough, insane lunatic ramblings as well.

Noun is some faggot that saw the crazy and got out of dodge while the tranny stalked it. He's offline now because he doesn't want to catch the AIDS from the tranny

This is the TL;DR, check out these links if you need more lore, or check out the current Aero thread, as he's part of their operation, or just wait for the Fun Chijo Facts

His spergouts

https://8ch.net/b/res/7996788.html

https://8ch.net/b/res/7990877.html

https://8ch.net/b/res/7955834.html

http://206.223.147.218/b/res/8010723.html

Previous Threads:

Thread 0-The spergout

https://web.archive.org/web/20180808143842/https://8ch.net/cow/res/487625.html

Thread 1-https://web.archive.org/web/20180809003822/https://8ch.net/cow/res/494542.html

Thread 2-https://web.archive.org/web/20180708103118/https://8ch.net/cow/res/496599.html

Thread 3-https://archive.li/hJIY2

Thread 4-https://archive.fo/Dpx7V

Thread 5-https://web.archive.org/web/20180809002249/https://8ch.net/cow/res/515938.html

Last Thread:

>>517260

R: 44 / I: 4 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

Chris didn't deserve it.

The dude wanted to get a girlfriend, he wanted to get an office job, he wanted to have a family, and he wanted his girlfriend to not be black, not drink, and not smoke.

There are a shit ton of people that feel that way but don't write it on a sign around campus in college because they know that will never work and is offensive to other people. He doesn't get that. Then you get these fucking trolls to get a 13 year old boy to pretend to be Julie and get him to do all sorts of stuff because he is gullible and doesn't believe in people lying because he is autistic and that isn't really something they think about or even understand.

He just wanted to get laid. All the shit he did from the trolls was as a result of him trying to accomplish things that any human wants but not only did the trolls mock him for being autistic in how he carried it out, they PREVENTED him from getting those things in real life in so many ways… It's disgusting, how could any intelligent person find this stuff funny? I just don't understand.

R: 135 / I: 80 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

Anthony Aguilar / ForNoGoodReason #4

Note

The last thread was derailed at the end by numerous spammers/wannabe-liquids/b8ers that resulted in some people responding and making all discussion grind to halt. This (((coincidentally)) started the same day Anthony's "rift" group started to collapse, suggesting it was a failed coverup. Just report it and move on.

Last thread

>>230828

https://archive.is/MobTf

Summary

Anthony Aguilar is a 37 year old autist who lives with his mother. Online he goes by "ForNoGoodReason" and aspires to be a brony drama reporter, uploading videos which are like Drama-Alert except if keemstar was replaced with a slow and monotonous autistic voice whining about the horse-cartoon community, had zero production skills, and captions/images riddled with spelling and grammar errors.

Aguilar first came to peoples attention when he started complaining about how /cow/ was making fun of Jerry Peet (his "personal punching bag" in his own words), which in turn was followed up by threatening to make videos on /cow/ and its posters if they don't go on his podcast because he got called a moron. He was promptly laughed at and a thread was made on him, which he then attempted to raid with his friends by spamming furry and MLP pictures. After the raid failed, Anthony then claimed to be "8 chans no#1 cow" and a "cow king".

Despite his threats that he'll make people "stand in line with the others", sometimes to literal children, Anthony is also a huge fucking coward. One of his most notable incidents involved a failed attempt to fight MisterMetokur/Internet-Aristocrat for making fun of inflation fetishists of all things, only then to pussy out of a metokast that had been arranged between the two.

Furthermore, he was cucked at a bronycon orgy by his own best friend, ToonKriticY2K, with a woman Anthony was dating who defrauded his own community out of 7,000 bucks and he personally believes SJW's don't exist because "SJW meetup illinois" didnt bring up any yahoo or google search results.

PREVIOUSLY

Much like the Jerry Peet thread, there's too much to fit into the OP. This ghostbin contains everything I would've added but otherwise couldn't:

https://ghostbin.com/paste/2upmx

https://archive.is/MbPBz

LINKS

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0OI96IWL8ysqZVXiCAu2ww/about

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNEV19174slz-HThIQ0NQ-g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNRENmZwaPo (the video where he "proves" SJW's don't exist)

https://twitter.com/FNGR101

https://www.minds.com/ForNoGoodreason

https://www.patreon.com/Magog?ty=h&alert=1

http://fornogr.deviantart.com/

http://f-n-g-r.tumblr.com

http://www.horse-news.net/2016/09/cringe-corner-fornogoodreason-fngr.html (horse news article on Anthony, recommended reading to newcomers!)

https://youtu.be/IuAeF_aWZMw (Go to 8:46 to watch Anthony get PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD)

https://docs.google.com/document/d/12VGCElfYkgjttvcvwnMle2Gj70M5Bcj8Rz1GHqT4364/edit (a list of his sock accounts)

https://ghostbin.com/paste/qsc48 (his dox)

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Antony_Aguilar (ED article on Anthony)

>>262677 The current Jerry Peet thread (as of writing)

R: 98 / I: 15 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

DOOPIE SAGA HABBENING

Chris is already starting to crack from the pressure. He's responded to the trolls angrily for the first time in years. His autism is slow draining him.

The setup is perfect. Sweetheart. Check. Angry. Check.

We need a villain that will get in Chris' way and attempt to steal his sweet heart. We need another Cash.

It can be done with work

Punished chris will once again see the light

R: 109 / I: 22 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

Delusional gay interracial fart fetish porn enthusiast pleads on Youtube to star in gay fart porn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZyxGOc4MP0

On this channel this black guy has uploaded videos almost daily where he pleads and begs for anyone to help him get into the gay fart fetish porn industry in videos starring white guys. He also rambles on about other weird ass, probably schizophrenic shit: "I have a fart fetish of white guys. Blonde hair guys smell like chicken cream, red hair guy's smell like buffalo BBQ cream, and dark hair guys to me smells like beef cream."

This guy is definitely a cow, but please don't go A-logging him. By all means go through his channel and gawk a bit (as I have and he truly is legit), but maybe there's some way we could help him out… I genuinely believe him that his life's ambition is for a white guy to fart on his face and maybe if this shit gets viral'ed his wishes will become realized.

R: 11 / I: 2 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

HAPA

Remember her? She's kvetching about the racists doxxxxs now

top

R: 17 / I: 2 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

ACK

Why is he so autistic? He also accuses people who replies to him with "negative comments" of samefagging and using proxies when himself is caught doing it.

R: 17 / I: 12 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

Joshua James Russell

I found this guy amusing and the fact he looks at both full and half chan to post on twitter. He "hunts" down trolls and exposes them, so i figured I would use the impossibly hard tool of google. They banned me for doxing on half chan so i will post it here to keep it safe. I'm sure that faggot will learn about it and freakout. Hopefully CNN goes full damage control since they are the reason I even knew his name or where he was from.

R: 118 / I: 48 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

ROBposter: dedicated roleplaying spast from /v/

His Twitter: https://twitter.com/ROBandGB

ROBposter is an anon from /v/ that has been posting for over six years by making threads where he roleplays using Nintendo systems, usually by doing "comfy" stories (aka, two game systems doing mundane shit for entire threads) and even going so far as to have long, drawn out bouts of himself RPing a ROB and a Game Boy having sex. This is when he's not busy forgetting to say whether he is in the armed forces or ICE, or when he's not busy being a professional Ghostbuster cosplayer.

His threads on /v/ invite a lot of equally autistic people defending a sped using video games and toys to ERP with himself, so there's a lot of hilarious things to dig into here.

R: 22 / I: 5 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

"Korean" hapa on 4cuck /pol/

Posts with Hong Kong or Chinese Mainland VPN.

>kill white people

>amwf is better than wmaf

>r/hapas is great

Acts a lot like Tenda Spencer. Arrogant and divulges pictures. Found in Asian threads, especially about White women and Asian women. Can probably get a lot more information from him if you tried to goad him.

Just thought some of you might be interested.

R: 76 / I: 29 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

leftypol autist thinks his views are shared on /cow/

http://archive.is/OYnPF

everyone point and laugh!

Bonus points if this is an actual commie faggot and not just a shitty troll

R: 11 / I: 3 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

OmegaValwin / ValwinZ

>Be Puerto Ricanoid Living in some shack in the middle of fucking nowhere

>Completely obsessed to a delusional degree with his Favorite VN / Anime and makes literally nothing else but videos related to that one topic day in and day out

>Make dozens of videos about which characters he thinks are gay and which characters would make the best couples and other shit

>From what can be gathered spends almost every waking moment either making videos about this VN or shitposting about it on said VN's General on /vg/ (Where he Avatar / Namefags) is almost certainly on some sort of Autism / NEETbux

>Solicits extra NEETbux out of his fans by holding live streams where people pay to watch him argue with himself about literal 1D characters sexuality for 2 hours straight

>Had to beg for even more NEETbux when his house got demolished by a fucking Hurricane

Is THIS is Cow?

https://www.youtube.com/user/omegavalwin/featured

https://twitter.com/omegavalwin

https://omegavalwin.tumblr.com

https://www.twitch.tv/valwintv

R: 61 / I: 17 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

How to not be a cringe autist?

These lolcows fascinate me, but are also a stark reminder to watch out not to be a drama whore, have some self respect, work out, don't be an SJW or white knight, don't promote your weird sexual fetishes, don't post incredibly personal details, and never try to raise your profile and stir up drama unnecessarily.

They also give me fear since I am autistic and realize I have the potential to fall into what these people are too.

Examining them is one thing, but in your opinion, how do you not become like the people featured in this board or be a lolcow in general?

R: 188 / I: 60 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

Timbox Thread #6: Driving himself mad

Previous Thread: https://8ch.net/cow/res/359377.html

Timbox threw a lot of tantrums in the last thread when we continued to mock him for his Ashi obsession and his unoriginal, shitty movie ideas/rants he posted DA & Twitter (He also posts on Reddit and Cartoon Brew). We found out he blatantly told Tara Strong he jerks off to Ashi because the "mean bullies at 8chan" (and probably Trump) made him do it (Even Twitter made fun of Timbox for this). Seems like other cows, weens, and even normalfags are noticing Timbox.

DeviantART: http://timbox129.deviantart.com/

ED page: https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Timbox

Tim's "Cwcki:" http://timbox.wikia.com/wiki/What_Would_You_Think_If_Timothy_Robert_%22Timbox%22_McKenzie_Had_His_Very_Own_Wiki

R: 11 / I: 0 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

Thomas Boggs

https://youtu.be/-Pb9dNl4SHk

Is this the only cocks there is on this autist?

R: 93 / I: 24 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

Pamperchu- Babyfur engineer

Just as bad as the name sounds, Pamperchu as he's called on youtube is an ABDL fetisist who lives with another guy who he calls "his baby daddy". He regularly engages in some pretty deviant shit and has even graced the likes of 789chan and other now defunct websites. Apparently he's also previously and may even still have cancer so there's that

He has made several interesting statements including "I like microwaving old diapers"

Plenty of shit to dig up

encyclopediadramatica.rs/Pamperchu

R: 11 / I: 1 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

Official Chris Chan @ Brony Con Thread

Fatty's already in Baltimore rubbing up against other patrons of the con. Let the cringe begin!

https://twitter.com/TangerinePone/status/1022608566077849600

R: 137 / I: 19 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

Stuart K. Reilly and YouTube Poop News

Stuart K. Reilly is a 25 year old furfag and YouTube Pooper from Louisiana. He hosts a show known as "YouTube Poop News" where he argues with children over Hotel Mario videos. He get triggered easily at the mention of other well known YouTube Poop creators (a man named MexicanSunflower gets a mention in several of his videos), and recently he got into a slapfight with a verified YouTube sperg named EmperorLemon. He also got baited by an old school YouTube troll named MeiAIDs.

He has an obsession with a furry character from the 90s named Sabrina Skunk. Going through the thumbnails on his channel this obsession has been going on for at least 5 years.

Links:

https://www.youtube.com/user/MustangSally72/videos (current)

https://www.youtube.com/user/YTPN1 (reuploads)

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/stuarttwentythree/

http://stuartkreilly.tumblr.com/

https://soundcloud.com/stuart-k-reilly/sabrina (song he wrote for his furry waifu)

http://youchew.net/forum/index.php?/profile/2940-conway-twitty/ (he used to be a mod on some YTP forum)

EmperorLemon bitching about him:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/17Lt06QrPqOzXmK7If5z1K8Fr4CPU3lxgsCB5SFdQLZU/edit

R: 70 / I: 47 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

Bill Schmalfeldt Stupidest LOLCow On The Internet

Bill Schmalfeldt, deranged cybertroll, is one of the most stupidest LOLCows on the Internet. He is famous for doxing, trolling & harassing critics of convicted serial bomber & court adjudicated pedophile Brett Kimberlin. He has filed over 7 lawsuits which were either withdrawn or dismissed. Anytime Schmalfeldt has sued someone he has earned a restraining order. He currently has 12 in at least a half a dozen states which has resulted in him being a court adjudicated rapist & child troll.

He was also banned from the Daily Kos for writing an article on anal rape.Schmalfeldt fakes Parkinson’s diease & other illnesses to scam a living off the gov’t so he can wrtite liberal satire that advocates his interests in Cub Scouts being anally raped, male & female genitalia, coprophilia & necrophilia etc. fetishes. He is also famous for often having Twitter meltdowns.

Schmalfeldt’s insanity is well documented at Encyclopedia Dramatica https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Bill_Schmalfeldt

As well as:

http://thinkingmanszombie.com/

https://billysez.wordpress.com/

https://ukuleledave.wordpress.com/

https://sonoranconservative.com/

https://hogewash.com/

R: 176 / I: 82 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

Joachim Hoch / Seth Wallace

OOF. He's on the right

http://archive.is/D4IQb

R: 64 / I: 2 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

Vailskibum94

This 23 year old autstic Youtuber loves to make SpongeBob and Gravity Falls videos with very clickbaity titles and makes tons of rants about Teen Titans Go!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbD-r5H3-j4

R: 50 / I: 1 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

Nick Bate

Is this the greatest legal defense of all time?

http://sendvid.com/oote29su

R: 25 / I: 8 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

Is this just kiwi farms?

This is foxdick farms 2: electric boogallo and yes I am severely autistic pls don't internet bully.

R: 65 / I: 13 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

We got a live one folks

Apparently JohnnyNeptune found his way to /tv/

>>>/tv/1156330

This is even better than Zachary, he's a documented /r9k/ cow and probably an even more autistic one. Have fun.

R: 403 / I: 85 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

NEW CWC THREAD

What's duh update on the car situation?

The videos after the breakdown at/leaving (or going to?) shop really show how insane he is. How disconnected he is from reality. Furtheremore I am wondering what emergencies like a car breaking down would really fuck CWC over. What happens if chris gets stranded at an obscure con he hasnt been banned from and his mom dies?

R: 131 / I: 127 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

Thought slime

Oh this one needs to be julayed!He thinks that Antifa are good guys and will diminish and dismiss any and all bad things they do. He deletes the comments of people who disagrees with him faster than Kristi Winters.

He even thinks that Sargon is a conservative. if you can call Sargon that then you must be really far to the left.

R: 710 / I: 212 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

How to get a girlfriend? I don't have an one

NEED GIRLFRIEND.

TELL ME A SOLUTION TO GET GIRLFRIEND IN A EASIER WAY.

I AM ASKING THIS BECAUSE IN INDIA IT IS VERY THUG TO GET GIRLFRIEND DUE TO FUCKING SOCIETY REASON.

I WILL GO OUT ONCE I GOT GOOD ADVICE.

I WILL HAVE SEXY GIRLFRIEND NOT JUST FOR SEX AND I WILL CARE, TALK AND SHARE TO HER. SHE WILL DO THE SAME THING TO ME.

R: 452 / I: 180 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

Chijo Soap Opera Episode 6 - Whining About Noun Again Edition

Chijo is a homeless Pedo Tranny that dropped out of school at 5th grade. All he does is shits himself and spams /cow/, cuckchan, /cuteboys/, /b/ and discord with his blogposts all day, and if he gets drunk enough, insane lunatic ramblings as well. Pic related

Noun is some faggot that saw the crazy and got out of dodge while the tranny stalked it. He's offline now because he doesn't want to catch the AIDS from the tranny

This is the TL;DR, check out these links if you need more lore, or check out the current Aero thread, as he's part of their operation, or just wait for the Fun Chijo Facts

His spergouts

https://8ch.net/b/res/7996788.html

https://8ch.net/b/res/7990877.html

https://8ch.net/b/res/7955834.html

http://206.223.147.218/b/res/8010723.html

Previous Threads:

Thread 0-The spergout

https://web.archive.org/web/20180808143842/https://8ch.net/cow/res/487625.html

Thread 1-https://web.archive.org/web/20180808143622/https://8ch.net/cow/res/494542.html

Thread 2-https://web.archive.org/web/20180708103118/https://8ch.net/cow/res/496599.html

Thread 3-https://archive.li/hJIY2

Thread 4-https://archive.fo/Dpx7V

Last Threads:

The Original Pt 1: >>494542

Thread 5(Previous Thread): >>515938

R: 151 / I: 47 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

Lolcows before and after?

Has anyone ever successfully "changed" a cow?

Anyone got any examples?

R: 401 / I: 107 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

Chijo-Desperate Tranny Lolcow, Aero's Dicksucker

Normally, he would just be another teenage troon in foxworth's discord, but he's been desperately spamming his thread, and even trying to "Raid" this board, in order to derail and flood out the discussion about his daddy. With that said, I think this cow has some real potential, if prodded properly

Already let himself be doxxxxed(Pic Related), can be found in any given current Aeromatic thread, as he admitted he literally has no friends, is a recovering drug addict, cuts himself for attention, and is generally a phone posting cuckchan crossboarder, in every way you would expect, so he has nothing better to do all day than treating /cow/ as his own personal blog

Gets triggered easily by discussing /pol/ or shitting on his daddy, Aero, or just mocking him for being a genetic dead end his real daddy couldn't be more ashamed of

Dox-Deer Cross Apts-Private Lufkin, Angelina County, Texas, 75901, more likely to come, as this dumb cow won't shut the fuck up

R: 23 / I: 10 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

Autism and Splatoon

This isn't necessarily about one person as much as it is about a whole "community" of autists. From your friendly neighborhood Splatoon-playing /v/irgins: >>>/v/15196894

This game has created a clusterfuck of a fandom since its inception. Youtube is one place where this shit has gone off the walls. Basically a bunch of autistic youtubers/roleplayers fucking around with TF2 ragdolls on gmod and calling them "animations" decided to fuck around with Splatoon ragdolls when they were ported a couple of years ago. It got to the point where a clusterfuck of a "Splatoon animation community" formed (which has about as much of an overlap with the actual game as fucking Call of Duty), and autistic teenagers and 30-year-olds alike could play dress-up-and-fuck with their fur inksonas. It's still going strong somehow, just search "Splatoon SFM" or "Splatoon GMOD" and you'll get hours of pure, unadulterated autism you can show to all of your friends.In one of the major incidents that came to light recently, an "animator" who called himself "Inspector Heavy" had been sex roleplaying with this teen skank "Ellie Godelia" almost exactly in line with what you'd expect to see in To Catch a Predator. It wasn't until recently that shit hit the fan and got leaked, and he and a friend of his ("Omega the Squid Man") started spazzing out on the discord groups they tended to hang out on. They talked about how they were the ones who made the Splatoon community, and how this whole pedophilia roleplay was just lies made up by trolls. He deleted his account after a massive backlash. A whole bunch of other drama happened alongside it, such as animators fighting each other and "quitting" Youtube. The latest gem involved some guy revealing that Ellie Godelia had 10 "online boyfriends" and tried to fake her own death ("help im choking on dick").

R: 639 / I: 183 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

Chijo General #5 - Ebin Rused Edition

Our resident /cow/ needs no introduction. The man, the legend, the absolute sperg, chijo aka Lukas Hardin. If you live under a rock, or never visited the Aero threads, just stick around, the tranny speaks for itself, dozens of posts at a time

R: 414 / I: 201 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

Britbongreturns/Manlytears thread 44: TransitioningBong is Not a Hobby Edition

Britbong seems to be at the lowest point in his "career", barely breaking 150 views anymore. He has to wear sunglasses to hide the fact he cries all day... Is this the end of transitioningBong?

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Trannytears

https://manlettears.com/ (work in progress)

Final call between manlet and catfish:

https://pewtube.com/user/britbongreturns/A4j5Z6w

Final call between manlet and catfish (manlet edit):

https://pewtube.com/user/britbongreturns/3q1JC5g

Previous threads

Thread #43: >>448515 (Archive: https://archive.fo/GzHzP)

Thread #42: >>427008 (Archive: https://archive.fo/1nfvm)

Thread #41: >>397982 (Archive: https://archive.fo/Y6VQi)

Thread #40: >>392362 (Archive: https://archive.fo/fvyoM)

Thread #39: >>379634 (Archive: https://archive.fo/Nb9S9)

Thread #38: >>357467 (Archive: https://archive.fo/9cBZq)

Thread #37: >>331112 (Archive: https://archive.fo/JXlnN)

Thread #36: >>318343 (Archive: https://archive.fo/iSeha)

R: 72 / I: 22 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

Console wars lulzcows & e-celebs

I’ll start with a smell fry like Stonefoxmedia

>Literal Sonnigger that gets upset when Nintendo products sold well

>Gets salty over PC gaming and Xbox one X being more powerful than PS4 pro

>Probably not playing a character

He pretty much confirm the meme character of PlayStation fanboys being obnoxious that helped ruined Cuckchan /v/.

R: 405 / I: 228 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

Chijo General #4 (containment)

Previous threads:

https://archive.fo/3SoLF

https://archive.fo/TrMEJ

https://archive.fo/hJIY2

>Yo, who da fuck is that kid?

That's Chijo. You might know him if you browse Foxworth/Aero thread, he's one of the faggots in that server. If you don't know, he lures lonely virgins/little boys in there and forces them to take HRT and dress up in women's clothing or they dox you. This is pretty horrific/cringeworthy on it's own, but that has it's own thread

You may have noticed a poster that's been getting dozens of posts, up to hundreds, in these lately. That's Chijo. He's a homeless tranny that cuts himself for attention, and literally spends all day here. I am not exaggerating this, he literally squats in his (Junkie) Friend's House all day, and tries to "Trigger" /cow/ and /pol/ from his cellphone(He's a literal cuckchanner and a phoneposter). He is a summerfag incarnate, and there is plenty of Julay in this /cow/. Rest, I think you can hear from the cow itself, as Chijo is lonely, and never shuts the fuck up, expect him to hit over a (100) easily in this thread, as he did in the last one.

R: 333 / I: 84 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

Noah "Spoony" Antwiler: Mass Shooter Edition

>patreon at record lows

>still no return to cocks creation

>sanity at record lows

>lashing out at christmas decorations

>now his twitter has been taken away

SHELTER IN PLACE IS NOW IN EFFECT

R: 122 / I: 51 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

WIZARDS/ROBOTS/INCELS TRIPLE GENERAL

https://4chan.org/r9k/

https://8ch.net/r9k/

https://wizchan.org/

https://incels.me

This thread is for the most pathetic people that can be found on the chans. Because they largely share their userbase, they can share this thread as well.

>>>/r9k/ is a /b/-like board on both 4chan and 8chan where each post is forced to be unique. It started as a board for clever people to find ways to break the bot in typical /b/ fashion, but has devolved into a board for aspiring school shooters. It has been split several times over feuds between its castes: for example, >>>/soc/, for people who want to climb out of their rut; >>>/adv/, for people trying to lose their wizard powers; and Wizardchan.

Wizardchan is a longstanding source of /cow/'s amusement, given that it's a chan for virgins. It is also one of the most easily trolled fora on the Internet; if you post as a namefag about trolling Wizardchan in this thread, you will become their boogeyman for the next six months.

Incels, or "involuntary celibates," are the Reddit branch of the faggot tree. Their former home, /r/incels, was infamously banned from Reddit in November, which led to their angry, autistic posts leaking out from Reddit into the rest of the Internet.

By visiting any of their boards, it is all but guaranteed that you'll find something laughably pathetic on page 1.

R: 65 / I: 17 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

Rozelli

> certified autist

>failed camwhore

>failed neet

>jew,poltard,terf,pedo

>likely soon dead

R: 102 / I: 24 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

Anita $arkeesian / Feminazi Frequency

Anita $arkeesian reviews Deus Ex: Mankind Divided.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b7oQKjWUQg

R: 52 / I: 15 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

Why no one is talking about this excrement of hollyweird?

He highly elevate iq masterpiece has been discovered 3 days ago;

R: 33 / I: 37 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

Michelle Perez

This one is a goldmine. This /cow/ makes moviebob look sane.

R: 158 / I: 38 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

The Shadman Hate Brigade

>be an artist who's drawn controversial cocks for years

>suddenly now he's a problem

>somehow get a trolling forum to reeeee about you

>BAN HIS TWITTER

>HE NEEDS TO BE ARRESTED

>ARREST ALL THE LOLICON

It's fine if you just dislike what he draws or just reasonably dislike him as a person, but this is just beyond overboard.

R: 220 / I: 39 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

Tamashi Hiroka

Tamashi is a noteworthy cow.

>Feminist

>Thinks Lopunny and Diggersby are sexist

>Her Twitter got hacked and someone posted her roastie

>Has a really really bad case of gotis

>Sister used to beat the shit out of her

>Likes to think Mega Absol is watching over here and protecting her from earthquakes or some shit

R: 403 / I: 90 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

Timbox Thread #5: Autistic sjw edition

Timbox Box Thread #5: Autistic Sjw Edition

Tim is still crying over his dead Asian bitch on DA, but when he isn't sperging over Ashi, he's drinking the Sjw Kool-Aid screaming how Trump and /cow/ are ruining his life (He's tied /cow/ to the Alt-right like a stupid autistic fuck). Tim's brothers and the Anytown guy still make little appearances with his brothers calling us blackies or some other racal slur (lol). DA is still Tim's little haven, but when he gets caught stealing other people's stuff, he cries like a bitch.

DeviantART: http://timbox129.deviantart.com/

tumblr: https://projectdinosaursnstuff.tumblr.com/

ED page: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Timbox

Tim's "Cwcki:" http://timbox.wikia.com/wiki/What_Would_You_Think_If_Timothy_Robert_%22Timbox%22_McKenzie_Had_His_Very_Own_Wiki

https://archive.is/tok3S (Thread #4 archived)

R: 68 / I: 23 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

cows

Do you deep down like making fun of and laughing at lolcows because you feel insecure about your own mental illnesses and want to feel better about yourself, knowing you're not as bad as them?

R: 41 / I: 8 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

Hot Josh Cocks as he Spergs About his Disintegrated Family

Huge Josh cocks today as he over-shares info about the total destruction of his family. It was triggered by Sam Ambreen, a Cow targeted by Josh. She has been sperging on Twitter about the new foxdick-doxing site. https://archive.fo/ibCWJ .

With his typical lack of discretion this has caused Josh to release massive cocks revealing all about the disintegration of his family and badmouthing his wealthy aunt. Cap left, source - https://archive.fo/j8Qsa .

He is also missing the point. I am pretty sure that his enemies realise that much of the damage is done. They intend now to do to the families of people like Ethan Ralph and Geth https://jefferybmoontalk.com/showthread.php?tid=11.

R: 407 / I: 83 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

CHRIS CHANG FAGGOT FEST 2018 YALL

Last Chris thread is almost at its limit.

Last time we checked in on Chris he was being protected by foxdickfags Marvin, The Captain, and Nool. Turns out they are either doing a terrible job.

https://www.paypig.com/user/creators?u=12230102

Is Chris being trolled again or did foxdick farmers find a way to donate money to Chris without actually coming out publicly about it?

R: 12 / I: 6 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

Toilet Enthusiasts

toiletfan1 is a channel of over 5000 videos of a prepubescent boy flushing and inspecting toilets of various makes and models.

In the "Channels" tab of toiletfan1 are dozens of similar channels all centred around footage of flushing public toilets and urinals.

Channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/toiletfan1

R: 228 / I: 77 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

Rick and Morty Fans/Creators thread?

Can we have a "Rick & Morty" show/fanbase/creators thread?

(the Mr. Metokur video thread doesn't count because nobody is using it to talk about rick and morty)

R&M fans are the new Steven Universe fans. I'm calling it. And the show's creators are worse than Rebecca Sugar and her crew of degenerates.

We got an ED article

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Rick_and_Morty

We got two active threads on foxdickFarms

https://foxdickfarms.netPLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORDs/dan-harmon.35369/

https://foxdickfarms.netPLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORDs/the-rick-and-morty-fandom-and-haters.35075

Fun facts about the fanbase:

1. Sent death threats to the staff because they hired female writers

2. Started nation wide riots because of sauce

3. One chick traded her car for a packet of sauce

4. Every fan is a cringelord from r/atheism who is either a middle schooler who thinks he's a genius or a grown man too old to be obsessing about cartoons who also thinks he's a genius.

Fun Facts about the creators:

1. Dan Harmon is an autistic manchild and alcoholic who blocks everyone on twitter, probably thinks he's Rick, lost an argument with a McDoanlds employee on twitter and had to resort to threatening to block her and is a literal sperg (seriously he self diagnosed having Asperger)

Here's a video of him screaming at a room full of people that they should go out and stab Trump voters for being nazis. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKvsLLfRpLs)

2. Justin Roiland once got caught DMing underaged girls on twitter. (https://steemit.com/television/@jmillerworks/justin-roiland-creator-of-rick-and-morty-is-a-pedophile%7Cin)

3. One of the feminist writers they hired ended up writing a self insert character into the show so she could use it to beat Rick in an argument (in the show's cannon Rick is the smartest man in the universe and the smartest version of himself in any universe).

So can we please talk about this?

R: 14 / I: 1 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

KlansmanJames/SonicStrife - A Furfag KKK memeber with a Fat and Tying Fetish

I believe that this guy has potential. So who is Klansman James, he is a man that makes sock accounts of himself showing pictures of people getting tied up and has many sock accounts. He makes sock accounts either going after people in a retarded fashion, making sock accounts about himself getting owned, or sock accounts about his waifus being tied up.

Socks:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCknMwjeKg5972GhZ4Scu25A

https://www.youtube.com/user/TheIKAKnight1/

https://www.youtube.com/user/SallytheKlansWoman/

https://www.youtube.com/user/RadioKingHoward/

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTBGNJF0R_wNIHICVTK328g/

https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=Ozu1aBkecML

https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=EcnmOkXXa9Y

R: 412 / I: 119 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

Kari5 Thread #2 - I am ban you edition

>27 year old accomplished artist, only paralleled by the grandmaster CWC himself

>creates deep, thought-provoking cinematic masterpieces

>conjures unique and dynamic characters from her genius minds

>surrounded by a harem of adoring husbandos

>currently engaged in a passionate romance with the strapping young Shu Kurenai

Come and explore her glorious empire.

DeviantArt: https://kari5.deviantart.com/

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrNk3KbYHTl7mS5VLnTLAWA

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/serifemeryemisik

KH13 Account: http://kh13.com/forum/user/58976-serife-isik/

Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/serifeisik/videos/all

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/serifemeryemisik/

dailymotion: http://www.dailymotion.com/powerichigo

Petition: https://www.change.org/p/square-enix-petitons-to-square-enix-make-me-and-sora-as-a-canon-couple

Previous Thread

https://archive.is/hRxXd

R: 360 / I: 125 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

Foxworth is back, now as a trap?

Foxworth/Stimp aka Nicholas Fedorov is a long-time lolcow you should be familiar with from his famous waifu pictures, but you may be asking "what is he up to now"?

Well the answer is soliciting money from his twitter followers/fans and using it to buy crossdressing gear. As well as taking pictures of himself in it and a host of other lulzworthy autism.

You heard me right, he's apparently a 'trap' and identifies himself as an "LGBT for Trump" according to some posts on his twitter (Now removed likely)

Now, on top of that he apparently sends RAT spyware to his 12 year old FANS simply because (according to him) he hates 95% of his viewers and goes on spergy rants about them all the time.

The reason I started this thread is because Foxworth has been trying to cover up ALL of his tracks and ANYTHING from the past which he doesn't like. Including getting the foxdickfarms thread about him taken down (A thread which was around since 2015). He actually got the thread removed right when they started discussing his trap phase and other new discoveries. Basically the only thing left you could find on him was his severely outdated ED page (which he tries to get pulled down often) but it doesn't cover any of his new cringe.

There is a compilation of some of his "trap" tweets on imgur but I'm sure there's probably much more out there.

If somebody made a new foxdickfarms thread to document this new autism it would likely result in a lulzy sperg reaction, or even tweeting his deleted tweets at him would cause massive butthurt.

R: 436 / I: 77 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

Chris-Chan recent meltdown at #Toomanygames

Chris-Chan #Metoo saga coming soon?

>Convention security were forced to confront Chris-Chan after he started trying to grope/kiss the female Attendees

>Chris-Chan got into a Muslim praying pose as he tried to ignored attendees and security alike

>It been speculated and rumored for sometime Chris-Chan might become Muslim after showing interest in Islam

>People at the con ignored Chris-Chan until a jontron cosplayer called security again believing Chris-Chan was hurt or something

Could we see a sex offender saga coming soon? Or will Chris-Chan get arrested for trying to join Isis?

R: 435 / I: 107 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

Nicholas Fedorov/Aeromatic/Foxworth/Stimp (Thread #8)

Previous thread >>499354

Aero has been hoarding paypigs lately. He's currently spending all of his time sleeping, buying junk on Noppin and swindling money from dumb Discord trannies so he can afford it because his mom won't pay for his scrap metal addiction anymore.

As far as public-account cocks goes he's only doing art and occasional music, and even deleted his "weird side of YouTube" cocks and is replacing it with anime artwork.

R: 413 / I: 251 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

RIGHT-WING LOLCOWS IV: A NEW THREAD

Threads #3

>>248069 | https://archive.li/7xJRR

>>293047 | https://archive.li/sQaXI

Et cetera... | https://archive.li/HgQiQ + https://archive.li/inrPP + https://archive.li/nVfqK + https://archive.li/5a6Hm + https://archive.li/Xpvhq + https://archive.li/sADhH + https://archive.li/gdaW0

This general is for potential lolcows who both swing right and haven't earned a place in the catalog.

Examples

Moleman9000 / ResonX / Gabe Navarro

Registered Republican, autistic brother of Dave Navarro, and /cow/ alumnus infamous for his Nava-Verse “comics” and sperging the fuck out on several wikis. No longer enters our bullying lair.

Davis Aurini

A gay cowboy with a skull fetish who scammed gullible GamerGate people out of thousands of dollars and then got upset when people realized he wasn’t as good of a film maker as he thought he was. His two best/worst works are “Lust in the Time of Heartache” and “The Sarkeesian Effect”, er, sorry, I mean “Immersed in Subversion”.

Matt Forney

Human tub of lard “alpha” with a blog, who can’t stop listening to Peter Sotos or getting his Twitter gassed. Intimidated by Antifa faggots on videotape. Hangs out with the likes of “Sarkeesian Effect” creator and GamerGate sperg Davis M.J. Aurini.

Goyim Goddess / Sinead McCarthy

Sinead is a white nationalist, conspiracy theorist, and feminist that believes mesas are all that is left of trees, and that what we know of as trees in this day and age are actually frauds put there by das Juden. She is notable for her song parodies, which are a mixed bag in terms of quality, and for getting into a shouting match with Evalion and her “Autism Crew”

Glenn Beck

Glenn is a perpetually butthurt cuckservative who smothered Cheetos all over himself during a mental breakdown he had over Donald Trump while trying to look like he was “making fun” of Trump. Formerly hosting a radio show and a Fox News program. He is the target of mockery in just about every political circle ever, and is a living meme.

/pol/

By posting in this thread, you pledge allegiance to the JIDF, SRS, SA, CTR, TRS, T_D, Antifa, /intl/, /leftypol/, and all future boogeymen. Praise Kek!

R: 364 / I: 79 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

Doxing Day! Josh Moon exposes the alleged CWC blackmailers

It has begun!

https://foxdickfarms.net/threads/joshua-wise-nathan-boyd-the-chris-chan-extortionists.45366/

R: 412 / I: 205 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

Dobson #2

Old one reached the bump limit. Dobson's been busy bitching about Cuphead fans on twitter because he hates being reminded that the game's difficult for some reason.

R: 322 / I: 70 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

Nicholas Fedorov/Aeromatic/Foxworth/Stimp

Last thread >>492943

New cocks are arriving so you can ignore/mute Chijo's attention whoring.

Aero is currently building his new chan imageboard 9800chan and is in a romantic relationship with segfault. He's also buying more expensive junk on Noppin and was allegedly raped (according to him) by a former enabler of his who showed up to his house the day after he was DOXed by /cow/. The alleged rapist is currently happy to answer any questions you might have, so if you're interested in that add him Von#7777

Discord: aeromatic#0001

Rizon: #9800chan

https://twitter.com/aero0879

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBqM1esJEqGpKyFQb4f-zBw

R: 324 / I: 92 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

Andy Warski Dedicated Thread: #1

With the advent of recent events, it's clear Andy "Call me low-iq I'll fire you" Warski deserves a thread in his own right.

R: 112 / I: 35 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

Devon "Autism is Unstoppable" Tracey

This guy's autism is legendary. He will sperg out about people talking shit then he will cry to his fans saying "But they were meant to me first" what a fuckin rube he's a pathetic lil bitch go fuck with him.

R: 170 / I: 93 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

Geekthulu

An exceptional Individual who Raided /cow/ when his dox were posted to a thread. Rather than report them like a rational person, he went on the war path, organizing a group of people to raid /cow/ in an attempt to bury them.

Appeared on Failure's Morning Kumite attempting to "confront" a group of people who he claimed were all responsible, shouting at them and pointing fingers until eventually he was conclusively proven wrong and spent the remainder of the stream sulking while Failure got shitfaced.

R: 12 / I: 0 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

Has /cow/ encountered this guy before?

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCobqXMW0owb7c-mSUelOBsQ/featured

I was browsing some fbi open up memes on youtube when this guy showed up in my recommendations.

Most of his videos feature strange ms paint vore drawings, Cartoon network characters, And inflation, And to make it even stranger most of his videos have views at least in the 10k to 300k view range.

Has anyone on this board run into this guy before? Or did i just wander into some newfound realm of tartlet autism hell.

R: 392 / I: 93 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

IT'S ALWAYS CHRIS CHAN TIME

Last thread autosaging

>>297409

Barb is looking well.

R: 207 / I: 50 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

Zoom the fat pedo

After Ross, Jim and Kumite bring to us another cringe autistic pedo.

https://youtu.be/Jc-mm4zszAA

https://youtu.be/xOjtvCEn5TU

https://youtu.be/zLH7JYtnU7U

https://youtu.be/5kAy7jMKPCY

And like Ross, he tried to PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD everyone on a live stream just to play an smug autistic role. Any anons have more autistic things about him?

R: 53 / I: 8 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

Life In A Tent

Apparently Life in a tent just lost a 20 million dollar lawsuit against some other douchebag youtube person.

What is this guys deal? He keeps popping up.

http://archive.is/aiHEX

R: 19 / I: 14 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

Kingsherman777

So this guy has a hateboner for fetishes and “cringey” fandoms (FNAF, Undertale, etc.) while simultaneously providing comic gold like pic related. He has an entire google+ group dedicated to his obsession with wiping out fetishes along with a deviantart gallery full of barely-comphrehensible Emoji Movie fanfics and equally-crude hate art.

https://kingsherman777.deviantart.com/

https://plus.google.com/107512619739444760767

What do you guys think?

R: 28 / I: 8 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

Reddit moderator T_Dumbsford

This cow appears to be dying of liver failure.

R: 42 / I: 8 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

RationalWiki Thread

Y'all guys think RationalWiki can get its own thread? Couldn't find any, so, yeah, let's go!

Nobody explains them better than ED: https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/RationalWiki

a few examples:

https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Neo-Nazism

http://archive.is/drcMy

https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/I%27m_not_prejudiced,_but

http://archive.is/3njdd

https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Gamergate

http://archive.is/WLMSi

R: 20 / I: 9 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

Atheism General

I've quickly found out that Atheists can be just as retarded and as easily trolled as Creationists, so let's go!

R: 20 / I: 14 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

Wingerdinger Productions Thread

Saw these guys get discussed on the Jim thread and I remembered that there was a lot of fucking dirt on these people that rarely gets brought up on any other sites. Stuff like:

BigAl becoming friends with Spax back in 2012 and joining his shitty website. (The same website Jim openly mocked in a video)

RandomDCE being a massive fucking NEET who leaches off of his brother and father, all the while making fun of anyone who makes money online.

DarknessTheCurse losing custody of his child and becoming a complete fucking trainwreck of a human being. Losing most of his hair and scaring the crap out of his dog in some videos.

JustKeepThatInMind (Dave Hardy) paying Asalieri 500 dollars to make a video on Darkness and then appearing at the end of said video gloating about it.

And finally, the group starting their own website that got hacked to shit in the span of a week.

R: 35 / I: 0 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

Can we have just one JewTube thread?

This is getting fucking ridiculous. Just make one cyclical thread instead of having half the catalog full of these.

R: 41 / I: 12 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

Israeli jew Tom Grauer and his pedophile Daily Stormer spinoff

This jew is running a DS-like blog where he rants about "Legalization of Rape, Pedophilia, and Child Prostitution." Absolute LOLCow material.

His post titles sound like Robert Putnam on a bad day, including:

>The FBI Should Just Send All Teenagers to Jail and Be Done With It

>The Reason You (the Puritan) Support “Abstinence” is Because You’re a Faggot

>Suggestion for the Puritan Americans: Invade Mexico and the Philippines and “Fix” their Ages of Consent

>Nerds Should Get Laid or Else There Will be Strife

>Teenagers are Slitting their Wrists and Shooting their Brains Out Because of Pedohysteria

>The Best Child Porn is Girls Masturbating Alone to an Orgasm

>I Hope Trump Did Have Sex With a 13-Year-Old

>The Police are Eating Donuts and Watching Child Porn

>Teen Pregnancy Has Collapsed Because of Conservative Dipshits Who Hate Nature

>Had George Orwell Written “1984” Today, He would’ve Been Called a Pedophile and Linked to Pizzagate

>At the Age of 23 I Still Fantasize About the Teenage Sluts I Went to School With

>First Wave Feminists Were Lesbians, and If They Existed Today, They’d be Posting Cat Pics on Tumblr and Singing Songs About Castration

>Michael Jackson’s Pedophilia Makes Me Enjoy His Music Even More

>I Praise The Works of Robert Heinlein Even Though I Haven’t Actually Read Them

>The Problem is Not That Teachers and Students Have Sex With Each Other, But That They Don’t Have Nearly Enough Sex With Each Other

>Make Testosterone Great Again (By Legalizing Rape)

>FBI Agents Will Literally Transform Into 8-Year-Old Girls to Seduce and Subsequently Incarcerate Pedos

>Napoleon is Being Raped in Hell by Liliths With Flaming Vaginas

>There is Something Salutary About Fertility Goddess Worship

>Cheer Up, MGTOWs: Absolute Femicide is Not Implausible if Ancient Astronauts Were Real

>Joseph Stalin was Not Only a Scholar But Also a Gentleman, and a Much Better Human Being Than Lavrentiy Beria

>Judith “Freakshow” Butler’s Agender Agenda is Factually Wrong: Only Words Have a Gender

>They Called Me a Pedophile So I Became One

>As a Pervert I Support Anime, Albeit I Don’t Watch It Myself

>I Looked Into My Crystal Ball and It Showed Me Anders Breivik Converting to Islam

>It Will Be Really Funny When The Jews Build The Third Temple

>Groping is Not an Olympic Sport But It Should Be, and Larry Nassar Deserves a Gold Medal

>In This Hypothetical Future I Fantasize About, There Will Be Fewer Schools and Fewer Prisons

>If Someone Should Support The Colonization of The Universe, That is Pedophiles

>As Leader of The Men’s Movement, I Declare That The Definition of The Word “Gentleman” is Now “Rapist”

>If Austin Powers Had Mojo He’d Fuck Teenagers Rather Than Old Slags

>Santa Claus is Real and He’s a Time-Traveling Pedophile

>Blue Knights Should Anally Rape Seth MacFarlane on Live Television to Prove a Point

Looks like he's growing a cult around himself with their own autistic terminologies. That is his blog:

https://dailyantifeminist.wordpress.com/

R: 12 / I: 6 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

The Robertsfag and Stonefag

The Robertsfag has long been here but he is now /cow/ level. Shitting up /tv/ every single day and making other boards about Emma Roberts and thinking she does art.

He is natsoc apparently, he like Tarkovsky, Eric Roberts, American Horror Story, Scream Queens, shitty slasher movies, italian B movies, etc. He claims everything he like is brilliant and defends his pedokike ways about Emma Roberts.

The Stonefag is the typical Emily Jean!!! I love you aa bloo blooo bloo poster from 4chan.org/hr /esg/ generals. The Robertsfag just might be so autistic that he is larping as the Stonefag and then replying to himself though, but he has befriended the autist.

R: 55 / I: 10 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

Shut down you shit 8chan and die

Shut down the 8chan lolcow you stealing all person data

R: 10 / I: 1 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

The face of the Jew

Notice the face, never neglect it. You will realize that there will be a bunch of faggots here that will claim I am a kike shill. They are Collett shills. They are friends of jews.

R: 92 / I: 18 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

ED being sued

Encyclopedia Dramatica is being le sued, and zaiger appears to be taking it pretty seriously:

https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.rs/threads/ed-is-being-sued-we-need-your-help.28864/

R: 68 / I: 48 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

TheBumBumKing Lolcow Thread

>Mentally Handicapped Shitposter.

>He's been shitting boards like /brit/ for a while now.

>He claims to have his very own board called /bumbumcourt/ yet it doesn't work.

>All the while he claims to be a whizz kid on his twitter.

>His Twitter is pathetic as fuck, pictures related.

>He allegedly is from Liverpool

>He's allegedly a manelt

>His gf allegedly went to uni and cucked him

>He's into interracial, particularly blacked.

>He's been desperately tried to be relevant on /cow/

R: 30 / I: 16 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

take a look ;)

there is a little "hacker"

he can have your adress ip with deviantart.

but you can have a liitle idea about his face ;)

R: 12 / I: 4 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

are beanie babies the stupidest fucking thing on planet?

yeah, you know beanie babies look like something came form a reject bin at a dollar store

-yet what makes it lolcowish is people spend 55,000 dollars on something that is total piece of shit

for example here is a list of these 'god like investments'

https://www.bustle.com/articles/12596-the-most-valuable-beanie-babies-could-be-hiding-in-your-closet

of coarse the long term value of these things is undeniable, people have poured there live savings into these things… dude

R: 180 / I: 92 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

Barneyfag

So for about 3 years now some crazy autist or troll(s) with a lot of time on their hands has been posting the same screen caps of forum posts and other things Barney related whenever a pony thread or image gets posted on a 4chan board that isn't /mlp/. Luckily Barneyfag only posts his shit on 4chan and hasn't moved to 8chan.

Some links

http://x86x2.deviantart.com/

https://archive.moe/_/search/image/9OPfyX8lx2548mlmd5bQhw%3D%3D/page/79/

https://kiwifar.ms/threads/barneyfag-x86x2-revved-savior-of-4chan-shitposter-that-is-triggered-by-barney.10780/

R: 11 / I: 0 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

Esoteric Entity(estrogenic entity)

Esoteric Entity has been making waves in the anarcho side of youtube lately from threatening dox to just being a sperging retard mcnuking his own server out of fear of "spies" and lashing out at any person critiquing him here are a few videos covering the subject and his YT

- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3PHGtyNc0A

-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlSEX4nHnuY

-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sB2HETRvats

-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=of80HdJ81Kc&

-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6EFmk4_P3E

his channel -https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCh5fUEtDdwOAj59f6FvDGWw

R: 422 / I: 100 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

Chris Thread - Makin' Bacon

Chris Thread.

Old thread >>445487

Josh is Chris's caretaker in light of some spastic extorting him. He's recently been kicked out of Too Many Games for getting kissy with the girls (and also guys because he's bi now and still doesn't understand what this means).

Meanwhile, as Chris's official babysitter, Josh is in a tizzy about some ween who apparently told Chris that clyde cash or some shit was going to be at the convention and blaming Chris getting kicked out on this nobody. Just as this shit's happening, Josh has decided that the police don't care about a group of weens extorting Chris for thousands and is going to blow the lid off the whole thing on the 15th. Probably going to stretch the whole thing so it'll sound like he heroically put himself on the line for Chris rather than is just using the tard for publicity.

<efed1f / Canadian Bacon, we're still waiting for the discord caps if you dont mind

>Yes, Chris actually drew this for Josh.

>Yes, Josh reads the threads. Sometimes he even comments. Say hi!

R: 51 / I: 37 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

Nathan Larson

Nathan is a pedophile who is running for congress in Virginia. He has no job and lives with his mother, smoking weed and watching CP all day. He is open about his desires for impregnating his daughter (who is being raised by his ex wife's parents). He spent some time in prison for threatening to kill Obama.

His life is a trainwreck and we can all watch it happen. He runs several websites and usually posts under the name Leucosticte or Lysander.

https://www.incelocalypse.ru

https://www.propedofront.ru

https://www.nathania.ru

https://www.nathanlarson.ru/

https://www.kingswiki.ru/

Here's an article about him:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2018/06/01/pedophile-white-supremacist-congressional-candidate/663215002/

R: 172 / I: 55 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

King of Pole Thread #3: Literal Faggot edition

Previous thread - https://archive.is/1TOQx

R: 385 / I: 138 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

Nicholas Fedorov/Aeromatic/Foxworth/Stimp

Last thread >>483160

Last week, Aero tried to flood half-chan with tranny propaganda and start an "e-war" with /pol/. After his Discord logs and pictures of retards cutting his name into their arms got leaked on /cow/ later spreading to /r9k/ and /pol/ he got banned from Discord and the tranny server he was coordinating raids in got shut down.

He's currently in lock-down mode, only letting his most obsessive orbiters into his newest Discord server(s).

Discord: aeromatic#0001

Twitter: https://twitter.com/aero0879

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBqM1esJEqGpKyFQb4f-zBw

R: 125 / I: 31 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

M712 / Streamfag

Shills his shit constantly

Shit himself live on the kumite

Like a low-cost Bryan Dunn

R: 304 / I: 72 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

DSP/SOK thread

Can we have another one of these?

R: 505 / I: 146 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

NIGGA IT'S TIEM4MO CHRIS CHAN Y'ALL

Last thread:

>>412677

Chris' cocks is starting to dry up except for a couple of edgelords who are paying him to give shootouts to school shooters. He has yet another court case to deal with for trespassing at yet another game store that he was banned from but most likely he will get off easy by playing the autist card. Other than that, there's nothing to report other than he thinks he's in a poly relationship with two of his OC DONUT STEAL characters aka himself and meanwhile the faggots who are trying to be the new inner circle have a Facebook page and are trying to get paypig donations for fucking with a retard.

https://facebook.com/CWCvilleNews/

https://paypig.com/CWCVillenews?utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook&utm_campaign=creatorshare2

R: 441 / I: 166 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

Nicholas Fedorov/Aeromatic/Foxworth/Stimp

Last thread >>480635

Aero has spent the entire week trying to flood half-chan with tranny propaganda and tried to start an "e-war" with /pol/. After his Discord logs and pictures of retards cutting his name into their arms got leaked on /cow/ later spreading to /r9k/ and /pol/ he got banned from Discord and the tranny server he was coordinating raids in got shut down.

He then setup another server the next day only inviting a select group of people, having logs leaked in his thread again.

Discord: aeromatic#0001

Twitter: https://twitter.com/aero0879

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBqM1esJEqGpKyFQb4f-zBw

R: 137 / I: 20 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

ToonEGuy

If you thought Mr. Enter and Ben the Looney were bad, they're sane compared to this douche!

He's an autistic 90s kid, who hates CGI, I mean REALLY hates it. So much he'll send death threats to animators at Disney and other companies and he'll disown friends for like the evil work of Satan known as CGI. Because there was no CGI in the 90s (except for Reboot, Veggie Tales, Beast Wars, etc.)

https://twitter.com/nick102_nick

R: 311 / I: 72 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

Fapbait/Dragonmaid Anon

https://archive.fo/cJMuN

https://archive.fo/0enHe

Fapbait anon is a /co/, cuck/co/, and /tv/ regular who gets triggered whenever someone shits on anime, especially one he likes like Dragon Maid and Attack on Titan and will defend it until he dies. He denies the existence of autism, fapbait, tentacle rape, weebs, waifufags, fujoshits, and any other thing that makes anime look bad. Telling him that cartoons and anime are the same thing will only make him go "No it isn't" for hours. Whenever you tell him that all he needed to do to stop the trolling is to walk away from the computer he will accuse you of damage control and swears that he has no choice but to defend anime even if it means going back and forth like pic related for 16 hours. For some reason he refuses to go to /a/.

His freakout started a few days before Easter when someone referred to Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid as tumblr yurishit on /co/ and since then has been defending it vigorously. When called out, he claims that he isn't a fan of the show but needs to defend it because it's anime. You can usually summon him on /co/ by shit-talking anime and on cuck/co/ and /tv/ by making anime/Dragonmaid threads.

R: 45 / I: 10 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

Lolcows in Pokémon community

Lol this guy is cringe af and do a lot of disgusting things in some of the streams

https://youtu.be/tf7bm2JU2lQ

Also he accuses any player better than he of using "hacks"

R: 404 / I: 167 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

Britbongreturns/Manlytears thread 43: Catfish Catcher Edition

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Trannytears

https://manlettears.com/ (work in progress)

Final call between manlet and catfish:

https://pewtube.com/user/britbongreturns/A4j5Z6w

Final call between manlet and catfish (manlet edit):

https://pewtube.com/user/britbongreturns/3q1JC5g

Previous threads

Thread #42: >>427008 (Archive: https://archive.fo/1nfvm)

Thread #41: >>397982 (Archive: https://archive.fo/Y6VQi)

Thread #40: >>392362 (Archive: https://archive.fo/fvyoM)

Thread #39: >>379634 (Archive: https://archive.fo/Nb9S9)

Thread #38: >>357467 (Archive: https://archive.fo/9cBZq)

Thread #37: >>331112 (Archive: https://archive.fo/JXlnN)

Thread #36: >>318343 (Archive: https://archive.fo/iSeha)

Thread #35: >>310484 (Archive: https://archive.fo/srLgb)

R: 422 / I: 142 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

Nicholas Fedorov/Foxworth/Stimp/Aeromatic

Foxworth's currently taking HRT and identifies as a male (feminine)(?) after almost of year of denial. He's also been shitposting on 4chan for a while, trying to trick r9k,pol and other boards into joining his server. once they join his server their forced to de-anonymise themselves by a "vetting process" (telling aeromatic everything about yourself so he can use it against you) he plans to get rid of testosterone by giving young males HRT, he thinks this will lead to world peace. Sorry for the OP being a little skimp, didn't know what to say :^(.

Media:

Jewtube: youtube. com/channel/UCBqM1esJEqGpKyFQb4f-zBw

Twitter: twitter. com/aero0879?lang=en

Discord server: discord .gg/d355zQ5

R: 402 / I: 131 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

Varg is now lolcow level.

Guys a convicted murder who fucked up beliefs.

His wife is aspergers and I am pretty sure he must have undiagnosed aspergers. Some comments he has made recently show he will kill again if under stress.

R: 340 / I: 197 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

Nicholas Fedorov/Foxworth/Stimp/Aeromatic

Last thread >>263436 entering autosage

Foxworth's currently taking HRT and identifies as a tranny (her/she) after almost of year of denial

R: 295 / I: 82 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

Total Biscuit Thread

Total Cancer's had it, folks. He's nearing the end

R: 17 / I: 8 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

Warrenharper28

I doon't understand how there hasn't been a thread for this absolute powerhouse of a retard, let me give you the rundown of what i know so far, though i'm sure i've only scratched the surface

>has some kind of clear severe autism/retardation

>has an obsession over the youtuber pyrocynical, to the point he makes a website dedicated to it

>tends to get furious at his fans for stuff that never happened

>makes absolutely phenomenal song parodies (see embed related being posted)

>made a snapchat, i added him on it, he sends a picture like related every night (he has the mask because he's too fat to breathe when he sleeps)

and for the top of the line

>he admitted to fucking dogs in his snapchat group but claims it was "in the pass" so it's ok, he still watches doggy porn however (see pics related)

with a direct line to communicate with him and send him pictures we could really get some dirt or fuck with him, i for one am incredibly excited to have such an opportunity

R: 457 / I: 140 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

Metokur

Newfag here, why is he considered reddit now?

R: 224 / I: 150 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

FringeWizard/Smiley

He goes by the alias Smiley or 'Fringe Wizard' and ran an imageboard website called Fringechan.

Now, despite being connected to both imageboards and wizardry, Smiley actually refers to himself as a wizard in the traditional sense.

He believes in what he calls the "Astral planes" and follows numerous texts of Occult teachings, conspiracies, and fringe magic. This isn't just your everyday yogi or guru following a religion, no, Smiley is taking the most batshit insane paranormal practices and forming his entire life and site around it.

It gets worse (or better).

This is combined with the fact that he believes wholeheartedly in the internet ideology of "redpilling" and incorporates this with his teachings. However he isn't just taking the National Socialist ideas from it, he's buying all the extremist /pol/ memes from it as well and spews them throughout his posts as absolute fact.

Smiley will often refer to himself as "green-pilled" instead though because he felt the typical red-pill image was not enlightened.

He's an internet Nazi and a magician in real life. He hasn't given up any of his previous crazy beliefs, he's just expounded upon them.

Smiley knows very little about the world. Unlike Chris however it's not because he's exceptional, he deliberately refuses to because he cares little for the material world. And he also claims that he's trying to access the "akashic records" for all knowledge.

Smiley lost Fringechan due to him not paying for the host and moved to >>>/fringe/ . Fringechan was created again under new ownership(Aplam) who offered smiley the role of being a moderator in the board, smiley sperged and fought people who supported the idea of going to fringechan by calling them "shills". He got demoted from his mod role and sperged again in fringe's IRC.

Smiley is known for his many suicide attempt by hanging, cutting, and sometime "wizardy" operation. His latest wizard suicide was him trying to "duel" people using magic.

[8:56:17 PM] Fringe Wizard: I am alone in the woods right now and the fucking coyotes are somewhere to my left but they STILL won't attack and eat me.

I wonder how no one noticed this guy even though he had a thread in kiwifarms.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=09e_1462323576 (← him trying to kill himself)

https://youtu.be/ptWVe1DSM3U (← a video of him dancing)

https://www.youtube.com/user/FringeWizard

He frequents >>>/fringe/ and >>>/4chon/

email: FringeWizard@gmail.com

R: 466 / I: 118 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

Cyberdeamon531

OK, /cow/. We have another speedrun tranny at our hands. Meet Cyberdeamon531 who failed to speedrun classic Doom 100% for years, got banned from GDQ for wearing a MAGA hat and later from virtually everywhere on the Internet for being a disgusting pervert.

>Just more Twin-Headed desecration to start off the 2nd part of the stream, this time finally tearing it in half, and literally spitting all over it, smiling with glee at the betrayal of her most loyal and dedicated viewer. Fatigue sets in around the 10-hour mark, and she resorts to humping pillows and simulating masturbation (more on that later) for jollies… By this point, the run is going so badly that even one of the site staff members enters the stream to make fun of it. Cyber responds in turn by gleefully revealing her detailed masturbation charts, over 2 years of daily totals, and reveals payment plans should her viewers wish to "partake" in the chart's ongoing construction. The staffer seems rather worried by this self-exposure, and understandably leaves immediately.

>By this point in the night (or morning, as the case was), Cyber's groggy state led to her being exposed in her own right. While fumbling for an analogy about why she wasn't winning the game, she decided to begin flipping coins. Sadly for her, her technique is objectively wrong, flipping the coin with her index finger as opposed to her thumb, like every other person in the world. In typical Cyberdemon fashion, she doubles down, and insists every member of chat is in the wrong, berating them for close to half an hour. Never one to back down, Cyber proceeds to literally masturbate on stream in order to somehow prove a point.

>The lowest ebb was yet to come, as while in a fervent haste to read >positive comments, she mistakes a comment as backing her up, and reacts by pulling out her dildo and "fucking the chat" in the ass. Unprecedented exposure, and one she'll likely never live down. Indeed, it seemed to have sapped her energy (despite using numerous Catalyst Gaming Mints for energy boosts), and she soon slumped into semi-consciousness on her bed. The inevitable happened around 20 1/2 hours in, and she fell asleep, and indeed fell off her bed, leading to a very odd sleeping angle. After numerous startled wakeups, more collapses, a declaration that "this is epic" and pained moans, she eventually collapsed onto her PS2's reset button, and turned the stream off after 21 hours.

from:

>Just more Twin-Headed desecration to start off the 2nd part of the stream, this time finally tearing it in half, and literally spitting all over it, smiling with glee at the betrayal of her most loyal and dedicated viewer. Fatigue sets in around the 10-hour mark, and she resorts to humping pillows and simulating masturbation (more on that later) for jollies… By this point, the run is going so badly that even one of the site staff members enters the stream to make fun of it. Cyber responds in turn by gleefully revealing her detailed masturbation charts, over 2 years of daily totals, and reveals payment plans should her viewers wish to "partake" in the chart's ongoing construction. The staffer seems rather worried by this self-exposure, and understandably leaves immediately.

>By this point in the night (or morning, as the case was), Cyber's groggy state led to her being exposed in her own right. While fumbling for an analogy about why she wasn't winning the game, she decided to begin flipping coins. Sadly for her, her technique is objectively wrong, flipping the coin with her index finger as opposed to her thumb, like every other person in the world. In typical Cyberdemon fashion, she doubles down, and insists every member of chat is in the wrong, berating them for close to half an hour. Never one to back down, Cyber proceeds to literally masturbate on stream in order to somehow prove a point.

>The lowest ebb was yet to come, as while in a fervent haste to read positive comments, she mistakes a comment as backing her up, and reacts by pulling out her dildo and "fucking the chat" in the ass. Unprecedented exposure, and one she'll likely never live down. Indeed, it seemed to have sapped her energy (despite using numerous Catalyst Gaming Mints for energy boosts), and she soon slumped into semi-consciousness on her bed. The inevitable happened around 20 1/2 hours in, and she fell asleep, and indeed fell off her bed, leading to a very odd sleeping angle. After numerous startled wakeups, more collapses, a declaration that "this is epic" and pained moans, she eventually collapsed onto her PS2's reset button, and turned the stream off after 21 hours.

from https://archive.fo/BfDq1

recent meltdown over getting banned from /v/:

https://archive.li/c1rOU

twatter:

https://twitter.com/pizzaparty531

Steemit:

https://via.hypothes.is/https://steemit.com/@cyberdemon531

R: 44 / I: 77 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

I need a girlfriend? How can I find one

Please tell an instruction/advice how to get a girlfriend in easy method way.

Everything is fucking possible

I am asking this because in India it is very difficult to get Girlfriend/female friend because of the fucking society.

Please don't do any shitposting in this thread.

I am alone and lonely.

R: 20 / I: 7 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

Giriffon de Fethlor / Massive Damage

Griffon de Fethkor is a fat fuck christcuck who posts pictures of his fat disgusting ass on twitter and tumbr, talking about noe he wants to lose weight. His twitter account is twitter.com/fethlor and he has a tumblr too where he posts his pictures as well. just a looknat his Twitter shows thst hr has yellow feaver and he describes himself as a 'cathbol'. He also follows another fat fucknfrom Venezuela called Kalleb, and both of them play world of warcraft. Just one look at his Twitter banner shows that he is a weeaboo, since it is from.an anime.

He is transphobic as he mocked drastalla for taking hormones.

His steam account is http://steamcommunity.com/id/MassiveDamageGaming

The fat fuck spends all his time playing parafuck games like stellars and crusade kings, and his fat ass is a behesdacuck, as shown by how morrowind is his favorite game.

He is an absolute cow, and if we doxxxx him we could julay his lolnipples I bet. And get him fired if we are lucky for being a salt right lolcow.

R: 24 / I: 17 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

Cody the Sexually-Repressed Rage-aholic

I'd like to introduce you to Cody/Spectre/Corndogs

>Sexual deviant who posts lewds and selfies

>Pretends to be self-confident through irony and bantz

>BEN DEBATE ME SHAPIRO beta male who spergs over semantics and ad homs only to later threaten his opponents with doxxxxxs

>Lately has been stirring the pot in hopes of causing drama in secret servers

>Doesn't know everyone has been screencapping conversations and talking behind his back about how much they hate him

>Completely oblivious to the fact he's not as smart as he thinks he is

The result is a brainlet who doesn't realize the simplest thing to do is to turn off the computer and take the L.

R: 415 / I: 117 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

MovieBob Thread

Haven't had one of these in a while…

Basically, Bob is pretty much in full self destruct mode ever since Trump won the election. Every day he goes off on massive genocidal Twitter rants about how people who think differently to him should all be killed so that America can move toward his idea of a progressive utopia. It's getting to the point where even the SJWs are turned off, with Susan Arendt (Bob's former Escapist editor and noted massive SJW herself) publicly criticising him.

With Dobson being banned from Twitter for saying Trump needs to kill himself, I figure we can get this fucker banned, at least temporarily. Then we'll really see some shit

R: 157 / I: 35 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

Applemilk1988

Any idea what she's been up to?

R: 20 / I: 5 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

ADF IS NOT FUNNY

All this fucking time, /cow/, all this fucking time.

I just don't know why the fuck you didn't listen to me. Why you just kept finding the neccessity to water the shit your saw on the ground thinking it will turn into a flower.

It's been five years now, FIVE FUCKING YEARS.

I can't blame you anymore for going out to find a new Chris-Chan, but what really fucked it up was how QUICK you expected this to bloom up to par with the cocks Chris produced.

YOU EVEN HAD A FUCKING ADFWIKI UP WITHIN A MATTER OF WEEKS.

None of it mattered though.

BECAUSE ADF WAS NOT FUCKING FUNNY! HE STILL ISN'T!

Nothing was going to turn him into the new Chris-Chan. How you couldn't see that, and couldn't see the sheer unfunny-ness in ADF is beyond me!

Now here we are, five years later, and just seeing any photograph or just thinking about ADF puts me in pure fucking rage.

I HAVE NEVER WISHED FOR SOMEONE TO NO LONGER EXIST FOR SUCH AN AUTISTIC REASON, BUT ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.

/cow/ since you're the fucking group that gave us ADF in the first place, I implore you. Take him away! Make a write-up, admit to all of us that ADF wasn't funny and how it was wrong to try to make him into the new Chris-Chan so quickly.

DO IT OR I WILL NEVER STOP SPAMMING THIS SAME THREAD EVERY FOUR MONTHS.

R: 419 / I: 120 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

Narcissa Wright

>another tranny

>speed running austism

>having mental break down on social media

>allies jumping ship, tranny defense force MIA

R: 488 / I: 241 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

Aydin Paladin

Powerword: Rebekkah Ford

>former septic, left when Kraut made her cry

>bipolar

>autistic

>claims to be an originalfag (says she has been on halfchan since 2006)

>communications major

R: 19 / I: 2 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

LilDobby666 - Little Girl Voice syndrome

She is a twitch streamer and she has a unique little girl voice. She is slim similar to Eugenia Cooney but not that slim yet… Eugenia is still the Queen of Anorexia streaming.

The thing is when people bring up does she have a voice changer on, she either goes with the flow or casually breaks it down that something caused her voice to be high pitched due to a traumatic experience. However she is a special snowflake due to the fact she is into cryptozoology and conspiracy theories.

Links:

https://www.twitter.com/lildobby666

https://www.twitch.tv/lildobby666

https://www.instagram.com/lildobby666/

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCth63BevmNrMqOXhL6-Dguw

R: 76 / I: 16 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

Gail's Dildo

Does anyone have Gail's dildo video anymore? Or atleast the video(s) that was/were on OneTrueMedia.

R: 51 / I: 11 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

Is she a lolcow now?

What did she do besides liking idubbzTV

R: 13 / I: 17 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

Coraline Ada Ehmke

You know Kiwifarms is completely compromised when there is no LOLCow page on this OTO tranny pedophile that made a policy document just adopted by google and Mozilla that all sexual preferences including pedophilia needs to be respected.

https://8ch.net/pol/res/11616373.html

R: 45 / I: 11 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

Pre Chris-Chan lulzcows

Whatever happen to those pre-Chris-Chan lulzcows like Jessica slaughter and pool closed granny? Only pre-Chris-chan lulzcows I keep track of was coppercab. He transgender now.

R: 142 / I: 70 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

Vince/keyboardpeon/VinceJustVince

From the depths of cuckchan's /toy/ rises another lolpig. Meet peon, another /toy/ shitposter. He has some unhealthy obsession with some toy robot called Drossel and just acts generally unhinged.

His dox exists -somewhere- apparently if that means anything. Something about a guy who tried to help him stop being insane, got sick of him, and posted it.

And if Greg was any indication, this autist will probably come here to bring love, julay, and joy to the people of /pig/. So be ready.

Online accounts can be found here:

http://keyboardpeon.deviantart.com/

https://www.youtube.com/user/KeyboardPeon

Some info from the Greg thread:

>And yeah, Vince/Vlad/Peon is a roflbull if ever there was one. He literally keeps his piss in bottles IIRC. Don't have any pics sadly; can anyone help a fellow /pig/boy out?

>Peon recently showed up on Sideshow Freaks (forum mostly devoted to 1/6 Sideshow Collectibles, Hot Toys, etc figures and statues) and started shitposting in the various SHF general threads.

Sadly he didn't present much in the way of fresh cocks, just straight copy-paste in a longer form of his usual /toy/ posts.

>This faggot.

In love with a toy robot.

Lives in a shit hole house, much like Greg and Chris-chan. Total 'sperger King.

Famous for starting fake 3A, "Space Opera", "Fantasy Movies", and other types of annoying troll threads on /toy/

>Yeah. Saying we shouldn't sexualize [Drossel], that she was pure, and he loved her so much that it hurt when people did bad things to her.

People used to draw pix or take pix of Drossel being tortured, and he'd be practically in tears.

>I know his real name is Vince. Somebody doxxed him on another chan. Somebody who'd been trying to counsel him, and help him get real help, who'd basically had enough.

Wish I could find the Vocaroo he did, begging everybody not to be mean to Drossel.

Also he claimed to be a nazi/white supremacist.

The attached webm came from a Vince thread from.. last year, I think? But yeah, for a while Vince would post a Drossel thread everyday "to please her/make her happy" or something weird like that.

God, this kid's ugly. He does not rock the buzzcut well at all.

More links:

https://www.change.org/p/toei-animation-revive-fireball-tv-series

http://www.gaiaonline.com/gsearch/posthistory/vincejustvince/723983/?p=2

I tried posting this thread earlier but I think 8ch ate it. If that old thread comes back, feel free to can it, mods.

R: 291 / I: 36 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

Hyper-Christian Scam Artists "Purity Sinners"

Purity Sin is an obnoxious lolcow with no less than five youtube channels featuring herself all of which have no real views or traffic

She took over a Five nights at freddy's cloen called Five nights at treasure island which is based on a creepypasta called Abandoned by disney. She crapped on all the fans of the game by starting to insult them and take away all the things they liked in the game. she blocks anyone who disagrees with her and cries a lot threatening to delete the game many times because peopel said stuff she didnt like.

she is a professional Victim who is holding the poject hostage from all the people who lied it because she wants to get more attention on herself.

here is their websites below

http://thepuritysinners.com/

https://www.youtube.com/user/puritysin

the most recent thing is that this woman started talking shit about the guy who wrote the creepypaster her game is based on who is named Slimebeast

slimebeast answered it bac in his own videos but their kind of long

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTxpsTSw6wM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_CJVHh4NCc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OvNcuT0GCE

if you cant see them all see the last one most of all.

this was the respond from Purtiy Sin and her people below

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v49mpbnWxII

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwyV3qNpBV0

again i will say the last video is most importat to watch

The purity sinners are Sonic the hedgehog OC fans and Bronies by the way based on what i can see in their streams and talk one of their staff has sonic as his icon

they turned off comments on videos because people were saying too much against them like anita sarkeesian or whatever else. I know she is a tired point now.

what do you guys think? can we stock up on a lot of milk i think so.

sorry for my language but i mostly lurk because i don't want to embarass myself with bad typing sorry

R: 50 / I: 14 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

Manhood101/Charles Gellman/Professor/Ninjamaster/Negrodamus etc.

Credit to KiwiDynastia for discovering this board/man.

So… Anyone up for a debate? Manhood101 is and if you agree to debate him over zoom with face and voice distorted you could be debating him in less than 24 hours… Unless you're a gutless Keyboard Warrior.

Manhood101/Charles Gellman is what happens when Jersey Shore does bathsalts with Marjan Siklic and they decide to spam every PUA message board on the internet, spraying butthurt and rage at anyone who will listen. He will plaster sites with his random videos about how women are horrible and worse than men (he's straight guys, I mean gay people never move to San Francisco). Recently his real identity has been discovered by going through message board posts from over half a decade ago and he is now covering his tracks. Below is one of his random videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Fj8JkfhP4

Having spammed his various websites over the internets over the course of the last ten years, Manhood101 is no stranger to conflict. He will typically get attention using clickbaity pictures with his website plastered on them to entice users to come to his site to either pay $21 a month to join or to engage him in "debate". Links to previous debates are below.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZfkpgOfkLk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2627&v=ylD70M3qq9o

Those who join are verbally berated and will be subject to belligerent podcasts where his views on women are shared with the audience. Those who come for debate will be subject to the same thing, only he will scream at you through a video conference where voices and faces are distorted to "protect you from the embarrassment of being embarrassed by the Professor". Below is a link to the post identifying the Prof himself.

https://kiwifar.ms/threads/charles-gellman-manhood101-com-the-cuck-academy.15285/#post-1142516

He is currently in SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING mode because the Kiwi discovered his real identity though a series of posts on the old Casanova Crew PUA forum. Kiwi Farms has a lot of information on this guy (no shit it too minor), however there is always more to learn. A link to the Kiwi thread is below.

https://kiwifar.ms/threads/charles-gellman-manhood101-com-the-cuck-academy.15285/

R: 59 / I: 45 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

Girlfriend? I need hot sexy awesome girlfriend

Give me a solution to find a girlfriend in a simplest another easy method.

You all are different. Help me don't be like /pol.

Remember I am not left or right wing.

I am lonely and need a girlfriend.

I will go out once you given a correct advice

R: 151 / I: 34 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

Evalion

/pol/ cow. She seems a bit unstable. Anyone got any information on any sperg activity she's up to?

R: 85 / I: 23 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

Stop being insecure pedophobes

cow HAS to stop harassing pedophiles

Pedophilia is natural and normal and harmless and anybody who picks on pedophiles is an insecure loser who is made they can't get a girlfriend who isn't a skank.

R: 29 / I: 5 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

Stefan Molycow

Thoughts?

Is Stefan "stefan molyneux" Molyneux running a cult?

R: 403 / I: 82 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

Jonathan Ross autism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7gZAG-L1ws

R: 34 / I: 11 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

Towerfag/Cuck Knight

This is less about what happened with the DMCAs and more about an easy target these days. I'm posting what I can remember right now. Check out the /hgg/ thread and its archives for more backstory.

What we know

<Personality:

>Easily triggered

>Insists his game isn't cuckoldry

>Mostly just making bank off the patreonbux and not giving a fuck about the towergirls lore

>Attentionwhore, lurks and spreads game in every fucking thread with more than 100 users

>Fucked with Gats

<Location:

>Piso, Italy.

>Exact location unknown (no extensive search of geodata or similar info to get closer as of yet)

<Accomplices:

>He has a dev team being paid wages instead of commission

>They consist of a composer, spriter, animator, writer, and at least two artists

>Boogey might be convinced to stop producing art for towerfag

>Other Nip artist is an autistic fuck out for the money

<Suggested Actions:

>Report to italian government for tax evasion

(http://evasori.info/segnala# -Someone call that number if you live in Europe)

>Report to Patreon for copyright violations, violating community standards by being a porn game, and other shit

>Report to Enterbrain for producing a commercial game that violated the EULA during production by using a custom dllfile

>Try to make contact with his team

>Harass him on plebbit, f95 forums and associated discord, furfag chan, LoK, etc.

(Honestly just posting shit he's said/done would be enough)

>Reporting his stolen uncredited assets in the scripting and art communities so they get on his case

>Maybe report his game to Sony for using sony copyrighted music since at least 2016

>Just consistently convince people from his fanbases to not give him money

>???

R: 18 / I: 5 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

Why do you browse lolcow?

hi lolcow i'm a 18 year old partially socially inept guy that's been struggling with anxiety and panic attacks which gets triggered by flashbacks from the absolute cringeworthy and sperg shit that i used to do from ages 4-14 which has fucking ruined me the past 2 years. I remember being a complete psycho throughout elementary school but had friends probably because i was always taking the "lead". In 8th grade a friend of mine that was in 10th grade at the time was a huge mlp fan and this was the time dubstep was in, so he got me into finally watching the show after he showed me MLP dubstep which I enjoyed. I started sperging about it to family members and a couple friends, two of which actually ended up watching the show. There's too fucking many other memories that's been wired into my brain that i just don't want to talk about. I feel like killing myself when I'm alone because this is the shit I think about constantly and just zone out.

to sum up i'm a weird fucking cunt and i imagine myself being the kind of guy you guys mock.

My question is why do you people bully weird people over the internet? I'm not saying this because I'm going to be a whiteknight or anything, I want to know the motivations for what you do, why you think it's funny to mock people in such a way.

I can't bring myself to even fucking comprehend or understand why you even see this shit as funny. I just think of it as either sad or insanely cringeworthy but I feel too fucking bad for the individuals that I'm nice to them or just don't talk to them (irl) or don't care.

I get anxiety from this site because I don't understand why a person can be so cruel to someone that's never done anyone harm and think it's funny.

R: 29 / I: 3 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

Korinefag 4chan autist

https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/rjnXtiSKFCEmY3FvwI_ybQ/

https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/97663724/

https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/IcIWNPx2J1kJUBOyC7Onyw/

This guy calls everyone Zach who makes a harry potter meme thread apparently and posts his screencapped images dozens and dozens of times on. Might go by the name korinefag, could be someone infamous on /tv/ for years. If you don't know there are a ton of Harry Potter related threads that pop up all the time and this guy actually thinks it's all one person. He seems to police the board, posting archive captions of things he thinks are spammed, the kicker is he spams these images and is a hypocrite.

He also creates template threads and has posted them for years. Gets upset about anything that is popular and calls everything numale on a superhero board. If you search korinefag it goes back a while.

R: 73 / I: 21 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

Adam Sessler: Code Cocaine

Adam is going full retard. He's burning bridges.He's playing the oppression card. He's probably cutting a line with a rolled dollar as we read and type. It's time to go all 12 inches deep into him

R: 32 / I: 7 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

WELCOME TO A NEW ERA OF ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA

Brian Zaiger has had his admin privileges revoked on Encyclopedia Dramatica after it came to light that he was going to sell the wiki for meth money. He's also homeless and begging for money on his Facebook and waging a war on the ED admins from his war room aka Starbucks. I for one welcome our new faggot overlords.

NEW ED ARTICLE, NOW WITH HIS CAM WHORE GIRLFRIEND'S NUDES AND PORN: https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Zaiger

EDF3 THREAD: https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.rsPLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORDs/new-shit-talking-zaiger-thread.29075/

R: 28 / I: 6 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

Anfisa Arjipchenko and Jorge Nava - The LolCouple

A bit of backstory, I came back from college for the summer last week and have been visiting with my parents. They enjoy watching this little show called 90 day fiance. Last night, I decided to watch it with them, and I discovered quite possibly one of the most bizarre and entertaining couple I have ever seen.

Normally, episodes of the show run for about 60 minutes including commercials, and cover 3-4 couples. However, the Odyssey of these two was so comprehensive, the episode was 3 HOURS LONG.

I can't find a torrent of it, but it's out there somewhere, and I'd highly recommend it.

Jorge Nava: 26 year old medical marijuana salesman

Anfisa Arjipchenko: 20 year old Russian cam-girl / admitted gold-digger

Highlights:

> Jorge met her on pornhub

> Invites her to marry him in America

> When shopping for ring/gown, she gets enraged when he refuses to spend $150,000 on a ring, and $45,000 on the gown

> Kicks him out of his own house numerous times

> When he sneaks out to plan a surprise for her, she gets angry and keys "Idiot" into his car

> Finds out he owes money after they marry, demands a post-nuptial agreement including a clause that he buys her the $150K ring

> Refuses to sign said agreement when Jorge asks for a clause requiring 5 years of marriage for 50/50 split

> Starts beating him when he says he's going to dinner with his sister, and requires herself to be there

Possibly my favorite moment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTtsBg9eue8

Article summing shit up: https://heavy.com/entertainment/2017/06/jorge-and-anfisa-arkhipchenko-on-90-day-fiance-2017-update-now-still-married-together-is/

Some updates: https://www.thewrap.com/tlc-90-day-fiance-jorge-nava-arrested-marijuana-anfisa/

R: 10 / I: 5 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

Channels about autists/drama

Mister Metokur has slowed down in his output recently, and I never cared about TGWTG. It made me realize there's a huge market on youtube for his niche.

Are there any channels similar to his? Channels that have good subjects on lolcows? I know that ching chong Whang! does internet stuff. idubbbz cocks Cop is pretty good. I'm sick of h3h3 going WHOAH DEEEWD over goofy advertisements and buzzfeed videos. Godwinson has a few good ones. Fuck, even Queen of Poz did a decent video about Britbong.

They're all sort of about drama, though. None of them are really about strange autists that nobody's heard of. Fredrik Knudsen does some good videos in his Down The Rabbit Hole series. Are there any more?

R: 21 / I: 5 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

The neverending adventures of Gabe "Moleman9000" "ResonX" Navarro

For those of you who don't know, Gabe Navarro is the severely autistic brother of Dave Navarro, who's been a staple of /cow/ since 789chan. Gabe has spent his adult life devoted to his Epic Rap Battles, where he screams into a mic and has cartoon characters rap at eachother, and to The Navaverse, which is his sonichu. The navaverse is a work of fiction known best for its characters, which usually are either racial stereotypes, or have multiple penises. Even more interesting than their races and endowments are the artstyles, which are best described as a cross between Jackson Polluck, Ralph Steadman, and Louis Wain.

Gabe is unable to comprehend not getting his way, and repeatedly has autistic meltdowns on every single site he's ever been a member of.

Today, Gabe managed to get himself bant from a TvTropes spinoff wiki, by playing Judge Dredd with an admin, who promptly called the SJS and dished out justice to our hero.

Logs:

http://pastebin.com/nQX2YT51

R: 15 / I: 3 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

Lindsay Amer (creator of "Queer Kid Stuff")

Does Lindsay "Queer Kids Stuff" Amer qualify as a lolcow?

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCecsVoeJcsXbAra7Sl4mOPw

R: 19 / I: 1 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

Sean Miller Diaper Fag

Sean Miller is a diaperfag who is harassing foxdick Farms as we speak.

Dox

Sean Russell Miller

Phone - 410-702-8001

DOB - 6/22/1995

SSN- XXX XX XXXX

1811 Watch House Circle South, Severn, MD.

Twitter - https://twitter.com/

Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Oh.No.Its.Bill

Mother

Tammy Miller

Phone - 240-232-2678

DOB - 6/22/1977

R: 381 / I: 145 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

/cuck/co/'s Besotted Autismfest

What happens when cuck/co/ decides to remake JoJo's Bizarre Adventure with cartoon characters? You get /co/co/'s Bizarre Adventure!

Based off a forced meme where Daffy Duck in his Book Revue appearance is spammed every day in new threads as a character who is "literally you", one day cuck/co/ decides to have a "JoJo thread" where random cartoon characters and their "stands" (i.e. other characters in the same cartoon) do random JoJo poses and mimicking the JoJo artstyle, and Daffy Duck along with Tom Cat in his zoot suit were posted not long from each other, resulting in cuck/co/ deciding what would happen if they had stands and fought each other…and so /co/co/'s Bizarre Adventure was (still)born!

And here are the highlights!

>Let's steal the whole plotline of all the eight parts of JoJo and make them into /co/co/! But we can't have them exactly the same, so we're going to insert in some inane and needless themes into every part! Part 5? Corporations are evil! Part 8? Webcomics and loss.jpeg!

>Think of any /co/ character? Congrats! It now has a stand and a role in one of the parts!

>But wait! It's not just limited to /co/ characters! /tv/ and /v/ originated characters are fair game too! Sonic, Jay and Silent Bob, you name it!

>But wait! We can't have more than three characters from the same series! We have to fill our cartoon diversity quota even if the character looks out of place! Thought up a good stand and role for Mickey Mouse? Sorry! Goofy, Donald Duck and Scrooge McDuck are already in it and there's just too many Disney characters already! Let's give his role and stand to an Adventure Time character instead!

>Completely missing the point of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. What? Intriguing plotline and interesting characters? Nope, we just want random posing every five seconds while directly stealing jokes and references from their series of origin!

>Creativity? Bah humbug! Let's pick random songs from youtube and make them into stands, while giving abilities using the superhero power generator!

>But that's not all! We're going to have sidestories! Hell, we're going to have a FIGHTING GAME!

>Relentless namefagging and avatarfagging, particularly by one russian guy with an autistic fetish for Tuffy Nibbles from Tom & Jerry who gets assmad when people keep telling him to stop.

>At the end of each thread a guy who calls himself the "stand reviewer" who obviously has only watched the anime up to part 3, dictates what character and stand goes into which /co/co/ part because fuck you I'm the stand reviewer.

>Every thread goes to page 10 only to get bumped back to the top because no one with common sense would have any interest in it. Rinse and repeat till bump limit.

>Going since February 2016!

And here are their easily editable google docs!

>Plot summaries and character list

http://pastebin.com/vbD28iMx

>Abilities and Stands

http://pastebin.com/vYTvZPFP

https://docs.google.com/document/d/14_R9UFLN28p0gcpJWiXHztmrhdSswFbsi9H8uhnFrIs/edit

>Every part, in order

1 - https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IdBYK9zXpJrDc4vAIHnRLmZpPiKyxiIkj25oOTaaeF0

2 - https://docs.google.com/document/d/1KA0-Y_HnU_m6V5pwZ7fEtqGMnwm43NrshzANTcCxr34

3 - https://docs.google.com/document/d/1hDbP7BA0XBP3_3GW0uphroYjQdcW1EW5b37w-r_lsaI

4 - https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zn-D4aD-cBBfpBtfTLmVM_D9C1cGPYgDYRl_CCGbnsw

5 - https://docs.google.com/document/d/1UNm7KLXgWF0LMxCCq3VZ3O_VJ8vEqj7d22RjnDqVIEg/edit?usp=sharing

6 - https://docs.google.com/document/d/1l9034tpMm4EdF1NGzisA2bCXBDvUbx_vTR69hXjp_iY/edit?usp=sharing

7 - https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SDhmnLrv5dtVAZx2ewx1JKTsZVoXkE8LRw-8rK2gyhQ/edit?usp=sharing

8 - https://docs.google.com/document/d/10wx78PDHPNMygoTbFvihjTjPF-DwP1Ced8XKT3YNzUQ/edit?usp=sharing

Sidestories - https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JKNelCoRNbFcSjF8vwha4zaIimnTpMBDTq-gj_GP930

>Phantom Scare: Chapter 1

http://pastebin.com/bsmui6f7

>/Co/Co/ Comic

http://imgur.com/a/Un5xq

>Images

http://ccba.booru.org/

>Fighting Game

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B-Td-mSKpaCvUjdWM0MxUEU2QTQ

>Voice Impressions

http://pastebin.com/DcZUTVx1

>/Co/Co/ playlist:「THE SHOW MUST GO ON」

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLWEiXuZ9FOaYfU_0hIoo6qadB1yEO_Km

>Plus4chan link

http://boards.plus4chan.net/coc/t52034.html

R: 298 / I: 96 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

Nostalgia Chick / Lindsay Ellis & Hangers On

Need to catch up?

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Nostalgia_Chick

Looks like this may be her new "b/f"

R: 40 / I: 4 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

Lord Elthibar

So recently there's been a sperg out with this Christcuck autist.

>Christcuck

>High Autism

>Takes everything literally

>Close to being the next CWC.

He was famous enough to get an ED article but it needs updating.

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Lordelthibar

He's an incredibly conservative Christian and cuckservative and recently the right-wing of DA is even trying to abort him. He started to get really infamous after two trolls who also claim to be channers started fucking with him: CutestSith and Nazi-Lesbian.

The real autism started around last December. Where it seems Nazi-lesbian found out he wrote child porn in his crappy self-insert fanfics where he ships himself (who is 23-4) with Merida without aging her up. This caused that fanfic to get deleted causing him to re-upload. Then it got reported again resulting in a suspension for CP.

He came back around January 20th and he was not happy to say the least. He made a new account called Missouri Patriot in an attempt to get rid of the trolls but his style of autism was so unique everyone saw through it and he later admitted it was him.

People started fucking with him for writing CP and he kept changing his claims either saying he did age her up and the trolls were bullies or that "it was okay for that time period" sending conflicting messages and even saying that he did not know that CP laws and rules for DA applied to literature.

However the great sperg out was recently during a hit piece on the Irish shown above. He somehow thought the trolls fucking with him were Irish despite there being no evidence for this. So then he went on an autistic sperg fest against the Irish and sent it to DA's political group expecting praise.

http://archive.li/L5Jbb

Instead he got trolled the all living fuck with people making fun of him for his overly-dramatic piece.

It recently got deleted since he claims one, one single Irish person now send something nice to him and he's chill now. No one is buying it.

http://comments.deviantart.com/4/41470736/4364459791

And to show another example of his amazing feats of Autism in this thread http://comments.deviantart.com/4/41470736/4362796145

He calls the Irish weak and cowardly and praises about 30,000 of them dying. Then later int hat same thread he calls that same person totalitarian because they made fun of him for being so autistic.

Misc: We do have some info on him

His name is Michael Klein and he was born on February 9th 1993 and lives in Springfield Missouri.

http://missouripatriot.deviantart.com/art/Me-Vs-Evangel-University-667777889

He's apparently studying at a Christian university in that city.

http://www.evangel.edu/about/contact/

Contact here.

https://www.youtube.com/user/ElthibarofCorona

He has a Jewtube account where his actual voice is so whiny and high pitched compared to his tough guy persona he tries on DA. He makes Pooh adventure-esque videos where he inserts himself and random Disney characters into other Disney shows in the same style as the Pooh's adventure's tards.

R: 411 / I: 148 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

Tonkasaw thread

This thread is going to be dedicated to all things tonkasaw, please refrain from derailing with anything other than smug animu. Due to being requested to not post dox in the OP i am going to post the archive of the last tonkasaw thread with my second post

R: 412 / I: 142 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

Britbongreturns/Manlytears thread 42: Becoming The Meme Edition

https://gab.ai/Britbongreturns

https://stream.me/britbongreturns

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Trannytears

>30 year old british NEET living in moms attic.

>Is 5'4", was never able to disprove this fact

>Earned himself a lifetime-ban from Youtube, Twitch, Twitter. Blames Internet-Illuminati.

>Was never invited to the Baited! Podcast.

>No future prospects of ever being invited to the Baited! Podcast.

>Eternal feud against all other Second Life Youtubers. Eternal feud against Commentary Community.

>Miraculously still has a fanbase. Notable members of BIDF (Britbong Internet Defense Force): JMAA "The Onion-Eating Cyclops", AlexJapanKid "The Ageplayer", Jammku "The Shame Of E-Sports" (RIP), Deplorable "The Lobotomized Sidekick"

<If you're a TRUE FAN, turn away now, or you'll be branded a FAKE FAN.

>Caught sexting with a tranny. Pretends it never happened. (https://imgur.com/a/BuJuM)

>Plays SL socially. Pretends he doesn't.

>He loves to banter. Don't make fun of him or he will report you. Don't use his footage or he will DMCA you. You did it to him so he is justified in doing so.

<Has already B,T,F,Oed you by you reading this. You mad.

>Got cucked twice by his own moderation team (Caroline went with Applechild, Summer went with Eggman).

>Doesn't believe in the concept of "male friends". Hunts down every female on his discord.

<Wouldn't have gone on Baited! even if he had been invited, anyways.

>Looking for a girl friend, please apply: https://britbong.com/girlfriend-application (https://archive.fo/XjgJe) Don't apply if 29+, black, you had a black bf in the past. Vagina is optional.

<Boyd tried to lick a girls tummy once. Please everyone, look at Boyd.

>Allegations of crossdressing.

<Stop stawlking him. You're obsessed and jealous.

>Earned himself 40+ threads, ~10 wordfilters on /cow/.

<If you made it this far, you already turned grεmlin.

Playlist

Empty Hero - When JMAA Fugged TrapBong

https://pewtube.com/user/britbongreturns/nqho6iQ

The Family Cuck'Tendies - I'm Sorry Miss Vanner

https://soundcloud.com/cucktendies/im-sorry-miss-vanner

Previous threads

Thread #41: >>397982 (OP) (Archive: https://archive.fo/Y6VQi)

Thread #40: >>392362 (You) (Archive: https://archive.fo/fvyoM)

Thread #39: >>379634 (You) (Archive: https://archive.fo/Nb9S9)

Thread #38: >>357467 (You) (Archive: https://archive.fo/9cBZq)

Thread #37: >>331112 (You) (Archive: https://archive.fo/JXlnN)

Thread #36: >>318343 (Archive: https://archive.fo/iSeha)

Thread #35: >>310484 (Archive: https://archive.fo/srLgb)

Older: https://p.teknik.io/Simple/Csg9K

R: 79 / I: 33 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

Battletech aka Trannytech by Kiva

Kiva is a apeshit SJW tranny from HareBrained Schemes that overdose on hormones and turn Battletech into a really buggy SJW game with gender pronouns and horrifying non-white male characters with non-binary gender attributes. Kiva is also becoming a lolcow when he gets butthurt over criticism like Andrew Dobson. Instead he blames it on male gamers, bigots, and GamerGate.

R: 404 / I: 126 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

IT'S ALWAYS TIME FOR CHRIS CHAN Y'ALL

Last thread is about to enter autosage.

>>388553

Chris' latest financial saga is in full swing. He's sold most of Cole's comic collection, a bulk of his toys, and even managed to sell his class ring to someone who might rape his mouth at bronycon. Chris is now selling his collection of hand drawn pornography for a cool grand and the fucked up thing is that he'll probably find a buyer. How long until Chris breaks down and sells the holy grail of Christory, the autism papers?

R: 751 / I: 200 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

JewTube™ Rational™ Septics™ Community™ Thread #9: Done Edition

>THE ACTUAL END OF BLOODSPORTS

>Blacked Alaska turns on his audience

>No internet fwends allowed

>Zoom is a pedophile

>Ross is still a pedophile

>Aydin Paladin, coal-burning jewess, gets fired from her job by antifa

>The Stepfather has a photoshoot with some trannies, faggots and shitskins where they ducttape their mouths shut

>low-iq Warski gets psy-oped into firing JF by the septic mafia *smug chuckle*

>JF teams up with Emily "Nuke Africa" Youcis, everyone loves her

>King of Pol(e) is revealed to want to fuck a married man called Danny because "he talks rough with me"

>Queen of Poz only likes the feminine penises of traps tho; repeatedly requests dick pics from anyone who'll listen

>Jim becomes Reddit, spends 2 hours reading out superchats and softballs his fwend Donka for doing the exact same shit Alaska did

>Ice Poseidon gets arrested for handcuffing some crazy thot

>JF hosts Nick vs Spencer

>JF stream is a big hit, paypigs complain about JF not reading all superchats

>Coach Boomer debates Nick Fuentes

>Is completely annihilated by Nick, could only retort with "I-I'm older, so…". Is probably hanging in his bathroom now

>/cow/ is hit hard by reddit, defending their based fwend Jim xD

>Kike Pozeidon disavows Blacked Alaska

>Warski premiers his new show. It's a dumpsterfire, as expected

>Has an argument with his normalfag chink friend about globalization and ethnostate. You can't go back after taking the red pill

>Kumite still dead

>Donka defense force out in full force

>Fat cubans channel hit with another strike

>Donka threatens to leave the internet

>Sargon hosts a massive cringe rally replete with trannies

>day after Kike Pozeidon banned Baked, Baked sends an apology email to Warski

>Lowiqski has a melt down over his garbage show featuring nig nogs shitting on the right leaning audience

>The reason for firing JF becomes obvious as Donka and Lowiqski merge their two failing shows into one, originally titled "Kumite with Donka, Failure and Warski". Surely this will save the IBS!

>Centralized on Warki's channel because of paypigs

>Want to do an interview with buzzfeed

>Warski's account still bleeds subscribers

>Donka deletes his twitter. "I'm done". But it's okay, he doesn't care.

>Cumeate meltdown and damage control mode. "D-Don't bully Donga, guys"

>RIP Kumite 2018-2018

R: 334 / I: 170 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

Peter Coffin

Yo' /cow/ I made a post about coffin on reddit. I remember a year ago he posed with real dolls and stop motioned it. I went to his youtube to see if he's still alive and turns out he's making videos with some bitch. She has smaller tits than the real doll pictures, but even though I know that isn't the real doll from the picture I can't say it 100%.

To those who kept tabs on the cow what gives with that bitch? I read a post saying they're in it together, but has anyone done comparisons of the real doll pictures and the actress/ whatever Peter has hired?

I know this cow is dead, but this is baffling me and I'm sure /cow/ has answers. No matter what he's puttering out into obscurity with his low amount of views so even if I dont have answers it'd be ok.

Attached is my understanding of the drama.

R: 747 / I: 192 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

JewTube™ Rational™ Septics™ Community™ Thread #9: Viva la raza, fellow bloodsporters

>THE END OF BLOODSPORTS

>Blacked Alaska turns on his audience

>No internet fwends allowed

>Zoom is a pedophile

>Ross is still a pedophile

>Aydin Paladin, coal-burning jewess, gets fired from her job by antifa

>The Stepfather has a photoshoot with some trannies, faggots and shitskins where they ducttape their mouths shut

>low-iq Warski gets psy-oped into firing JF by the septic mafia *smug chuckle*

>JF teams up with Emily "Nuke Africa" Youcis, everyone loves her

>King of Pol(e) is revealed to want to fuck a married man called Danny because "he talks rough with me"

>Queen of Poz only likes the feminine penises of traps tho; repeatedly requests dick pics from anyone who'll listen

>Jim becomes Reddit, spends 2 hours reading out superchats and softballs his fwend Donka for doing the exact same shit Alaska did

>Ice Poseidon gets arrested for handcuffing some crazy thot

>JF hosts Nick vs Spencer

>JF stream is a big hit, paypigs complain about JF not reading all superchats

>Coach Boomer debates Nick Fuentes

>Is completely annihilated by Nick, could only retort with "I-I'm older, so…". Is probably hanging in his bathroom now

>/cow/ is hit hard by reddit, defending their based fwend Jim xD

>Kike Pozeidon disavows Blacked Alaska

>Warski premiers his new show. It's a dumpsterfire, as expected

>Has an argument with his normalfag chink friend about globalization and ethnostate. You can't go back after taking the red pill

>Kumite still dead

>Donka defense force out in full force

>Fat cubans channel hit with another strike

>Donka threatens to leave the internet

>Sargon hosts a massive cringe rally replete with trannies

>day after Kike Pozeidon banned Baked, Baked sends an apology email to Warski

>Lowiqski has a melt down over his garbage show featuring nig nogs shitting on the right leaning audience

>The reason for firing JF becomes obvious as Donka and Lowiqski merge their two failing shows into one, originally titled "Kumite with Donka, Failure and Warski". Surely this will save the IBS!

>Centralized on Warki's channel because of paypigs

>Want to do an interview with buzzfeed

>Donka deletes his twitter. He's not internet people

R: 623 / I: 121 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

JewTube™ Rational™ Septics™ Community™ Thread #9: It all returns to nothing

>THE END OF BLOODSPORTS

>Blacked Alaska turns on his audience

>No internet fwends allowed

>Zoom is a pedophile

>Ross is still a pedophile

>Aydin Paladin, coal-burning jewess, gets fired from her job by antifa

>The Stepfather has a photoshoot with some trannies, faggots and shitskins where they ducttape their mouths shut

>low-iq Warski gets psy-oped into firing JF by the septic mafia *smug chuckle*

>JF teams up with Emily "Nuke Africa" Youcis, everyone loves her

>King of Pol(e) is revealed to want to fuck a married man called Danny because "he talks rough with me"

>Queen of Poz only likes the feminine penises of traps tho; repeatedly requests dick pics from anyone who'll listen

>Jim becomes Reddit, spends 2 hours reading out superchats and softballs his fwend Donka for doing the exact same shit Alaska did

>Ice Poseidon gets arrested for handcuffing some crazy thot

>JF hosts Nick vs Spencer

>JF stream is a big hit, paypigs complain about JF not reading all superchats

>Coach Boomer debates Nick Fuentes

>Is completely annihilated by Nick, could only retort with "I-I'm older, so…". Is probably hanging in his bathroom now

>/cow/ is hit hard by reddit, defending their based fwend Jim xD

>Kike Pozeidon disavows Blacked Alaska

>Warski premiers his new show. It's a dumpsterfire, as expected

>Has an argument with his normalfag chink friend about globalization and ethnostate. You can't go back after taking the red pill

>Kumite still dead

>Donka defense force out in full force

>Fat cubans channel hit with another strike

>Donka threatens to leave the internet

>Sargon hosts a massive cringe rally replete with trannies

>day after Kike Pozeidon banned Baked, Baked sends an apology email to Warski

>Lowiqski has a melt down over his garbage show featuring nig nogs shitting on the right leaning audience

>The reason for firing JF becomes obvious as Donka and Lowiqski merge their two failing shows into one, originally titled "Kumite with Donka, Failure and Warski". Surely this will save the IBS!

>centered on Warki's channel because of paypigs

>Want to do an interview with buzzfeed

R: 620 / I: 145 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

JewTube™ Rational™ Skeptics™ Community™ Thread #9: Nightmares about JF edition

THE END OF BLOODSPORTS

>Blacked Alaska turns on his audience

>No internet fwends allowed

>Zoom is a pedophile

>Ross is still a pedophile

>Aydin Paladin, coal-burning jewess, gets fired from her job by antifa

>The Stepfather has a photoshoot with some trannies, faggots and shitskins where they ducttape their mouths shut

>low-iq Warski gets psy-oped into firing JF by the septic mafia *smug chuckle*

>JF teams up with Emily "Nuke Africa" Youcis, everyone loves her

>King of Pol(e) is revealed to want to fuck a married man called Danny because "he talks rough with me"

>Queen of Poz only likes the feminine penises of traps tho; repeatedly requests dick pics from anyone who'll listen

>Jim becomes Reddit, spends 2 hours reading out superchats and softballs his fwend Donka for doing the exact same shit Alaska did

>Ice Poseidon gets arrested for handcuffing some crazy thot

>JF hosts Nick vs Spencer

>JF stream is a big hit, paypigs complain about JF not reading all superchats

>Coach Boomer debates Nick Fuentes

>Is completely annihilated by Nick, could only retort with "I-I'm older, so…". Is probably hanging in his bathroom now

>/cow/ is hit hard by reddit, defending their based fwend Jim xD

>Kike Pozeidon disavows Blacked Alaska

>Warski premiers his new show. It's a dumpsterfire, as expected

>Has an argument with his normalfag chink friend about globalization and ethnostate. You can't go back after taking the red pill

>Kumite still dead

>Donka defense force out in full force

>Sargon hosts a massive cringe rally replete with trannies

>Andy starts hosting the Kumite on his own channel after having the "worst stream he's ever had"

R: 21 / I: 0 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

Autism

I don't believe we're becoming more aware of Autism, but I think more people are becoming autistic.

>1 in 68 children are Autistic. 1 in 42 boys are autistic, while 1 in 189 girls are autistic 7 YEARS AGO

First off, imagine what the numbers are in 2017. The 1 in 68 number is for 2010, so imagine the number now, 1 in 40 kids have Autism?

Also, why the gender gap? Is it because boys eat more junk-food or play more video-games?

R: 45 / I: 13 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

Coach Red Pill

Supposedly this guy had a GF sock account. Did anyone grab it before he shut it down?

R: 38 / I: 16 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

Thomas Ellington

>declare war on anime mafia and zoom

>have email address publicly available through your youtube account

>email domain displays your address and link to your tumblr

Remember the days where you were strictly advised not to use your real name on the Internet? Neither does Thomas Ellington.

R: 540 / I: 140 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

JewTube™ Rational™ Skeptics™ Community™ Thread #9: Discord fags strike back

THE END OF BLOODSPORTS

>Blacked Alaska turns on his audience

>No internet fwends allowed

>Zoom is a pedophile

>Ross is still a pedophile

>Aydin Paladin, coal-burning jewess, gets fired from her job by antifa

>The Stepfather has a photoshoot with some trannies, faggots and shitskins where they ducttape their mouths shut

>low-iq Warski gets psy-oped into firing JF by the septic mafia *smug chuckle*

>JF teams up with Emily "Nuke Africa" Youcis, everyone loves her

>King of Pol(e) is revealed to want to fuck a married man called Danny because "he talks rough with me"

>Queen of Poz only likes the feminine penises of traps tho; repeatedly requests dick pics from anyone who'll listen

>Jim becomes Reddit, spends 2 hours reading out superchats and softballs his fwend Donka for doing the exact same shit Alaska did

>Ice Poseidon gets arrested for handcuffing some crazy thot

>JF hosts Nick vs Spencer

>JF stream is a big hit, paypigs complain about JF not reading all superchats

>Coach Boomer debates Nick Fuentes

>Is completely annihilated by Nick, could only retort with "I-I'm older, so…". Is probably hanging in his bathroom now

>/cow/ is hit hard by reddit, defending their based fwend Jim xD

>Kike Pozeidon disavows Blacked Alaska

>Warski premiers his new show. It's a dumpsterfire, as expected

>Has an argument with his normalfag chink friend about globalization and ethnostate. You can't go back after taking the red pill

>Kumite still dead

>Donka defense force out in full force

>Fat cubsnas channel hit with another strike

>Donka threatens to leave the internet

>Underage discord fags try to weaponize /cow/ against IBS

>Lowiqski has a melt down over his garbage show featuring nig nogs shitting on the right leaning audience

R: 739 / I: 283 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

JewTube™ Rational™ Skeptics™ Community™ Thread #9: Discord fag refuge edition

THE END OF BLOODSPORTS

>Blacked Alaska turns on his audience

>No internet fwends allowed

>Zoom is a pedophile

>Ross is still a pedophile

>Aydin Paladin, coal-burning jewess, gets fired from her job by antifa

>The Stepfather has a photoshoot with some trannies, faggots and shitskins where they ducttape their mouths shut

>low-iq Warski gets psy-oped into firing JF by the septic mafia *smug chuckle*

>JF teams up with Emily "Nuke Africa" Youcis, everyone loves her

>King of Pol(e) is revealed to want to fuck a married man called Danny because "he talks rough with me"

>Queen of Poz only likes the feminine penises of traps tho; repeatedly requests dick pics from anyone who'll listen

>Jim becomes Reddit, spends 2 hours reading out superchats and softballs his fwend Donka for doing the exact same shit Alaska did

>Ice Poseidon gets arrested for handcuffing some crazy thot

>JF hosts Nick vs Spencer

>JF stream is a big hit, paypigs complain about JF not reading all superchats

>Coach Boomer debates Nick Fuentes

>Is completely annihilated by Nick, could only retort with "I-I'm older, so…". Is probably hanging in his bathroom now

>/cow/ is hit hard by reddit, defending their based fwend Jim xD

>Kike Pozeidon disavows Blacked Alaska

>Warski premiers his new show. It's a dumpsterfire, as expected

>Has an argument with his normalfag chink friend about globalization and ethnostate. You can't go back after taking the red pill

>Kumite still dead

>Donka defense force out in full force

R: 111 / I: 25 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

Styxhexenhammer666 is Running for Governor of Vermont

Tarl Warwick,otherwise known as Styxhexenhammer, has announced that he will be running for Governor in Vermont. Seems like he might have what it takes to be a politician. And by that, I mean it appears as though he was recently grooming an underage girl on Facebook and YouTube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6g3VqY5qx0

R: 113 / I: 26 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

Phantomstrider

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmIfsZruqLs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut0TOA6aoeQ

A reminder that this guy hates Ed, Edd n Eddy and Regular Show and won't stop talking about Teen Titans Go

R: 13 / I: 12 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

Mad Life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh1AvTR1k1s

Sneak peek for a brand new series is coming to YouTube in Spring 2018 called Mad Life, which entails the adventures of Myrtle and her best friend robot as they live in a foster house with colorful characters such as a vampire named 'Darka', her twin sister water nymph 'Narka, a unlucky owl-like creature 'Percy', a kid supervillian 'Jake', a spring called 'Spike' and a crab like creature called 'Pinchers' with their foster monster who as an alter ego as a anti-hero called HoodKnight. They go through bizzare wacky, misadventures in a world where anything can happen.

R: 221 / I: 31 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

Kiwi Farms Circlejerking

Not about null. This thread is about the members of kiwi.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feminist-kiwis-not-a-honeypot.14664/

This thread is pure circlejerking. One guy points it out and gets downvoted to shit. Gives you an idea that they cannot accept any form of criticism or differing opinion just like a real autist.

Reminder not to take the kiwi farms seriously. There are some good threads and members on there but most of them are bad tranny tumblr rejects who think trollshielding actually works. They act all tough, but then you see shit like this. There are much more examples of this circlejerking. Goons and cuckchanners are more intimidating.

Discuss your thoughts on the members and threads here.

R: 80 / I: 36 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

Girlfriend? Girlfriend? I really need it.

My girlfriend must be taller, stronger, westernised, age from 18-28, intelligent, femdom, must hold neutral political view, awesome, sexy and must working on a job.

Solution to find a girlfriend in a easy way.

R: 18 / I: 6 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

Let take a RV Trip

For two days i been watching this shitfest its blustering with cringe and austism picture american pie meets the donner party the only thing that has my noggin joggin is why has none of the board trolled these plebs fags.

R: 653 / I: 160 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

Jewtube skeptics low-effort thread #19: Unoriginal Title Edition

Reeeeeeeee JEwtubers are important and stuff

R: 14 / I: 3 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

Wil Wheaton does a sad

>Comes out as having chronic depression and anxiety

>Adds trigger warning for discussion of anxiety and depression

>Flogs himself for being a "well off" cishet white male

>tl;dr (and it really is tl), it's mostly him rambling on about being sad and anxious and stuff and to be nice to each other after he acted like a monumental dickwad for years now.

http://wilwheaton.net/2018/05/my-name-is-wil-wheaton-i-live-with-chronic-depression-and-i-am-not-ashamed/

R: 106 / I: 31 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

We need to doxx Mister Metokur

He betrayed everything that chans represent, he betrayed us. He keep send his shills to infest this board with mediocrity and trollshield Vee and Tonka.

R: 585 / I: 205 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

JewTube™ Rational™ Skeptics™ Community™ Thread #9: "Haha, I won *smug chuckle*"

>THE END OF BLOODSPORTS

>Blacked Alaska turns on his audience

>No internet fwends allowed

>Zoom is a pedophile

>Ross is still a pedophile

>Aydin Paladin, coal-burning jewess, gets fired from her job by antifa

>The Stepfather has a photoshoot with some trannies, faggots and shitskins where they ducttape their mouths shut

>low-iq Warski gets psy-oped into firing JF by the septic mafia *smug chuckle*

>JF teams up with Emily "Nuke Africa" Youcis, everyone loves her

>King of Pol(e) is revealed to want to fuck a married man called Danny because "he talks rough with me"

>Queen of Poz only likes the feminine penises of traps tho; repeatedly requests dick pics from anyone who'll listen

>Jim becomes Reddit, spends 2 hours reading out superchats and softballs his fwend Donka for doing the exact same shit Alaska did

>Ice Poseidon gets arrested for handcuffing some crazy thot

>JF hosts Nick vs Spencer

>JF stream is a big hit, paypigs complain about JF not reading all superchats

>Coach Boomer debates Nick Fuentes

>Is completely annihilated by Nick, could only retort with "I-I'm older, so…". Is probably hanging in his bathroom now

>/cow/ is hit hard by reddit, defending their based fwend Jim xD

>Kike Pozeidon disavows Blacked Alaska

>Warski premiers his new show. It's a dumpsterfire, as expected

>Has an argument with his normalfag chink friend about globalization and ethnostate. You can't go back after taking the red pill

>Kumite still dead

R: 48 / I: 2 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

Edgy Confessions

You know, we haven't really vented in a while. Let's just for this one thread be honest with our baser instincts, revv up those foxdicks and bring out our inner A-Logs.

Have you ever genuinely wished harm on a lolcow? Seriously hoped one would die? Been glad of their misfortune?

I'll start. I haven't given it too much thought, but I absolutely abhor everyone's least favorite shuddercow, Nick Bate, and the thought of him going into general population in a prison brought me way more joy than it probably should have. I didn't so much want him raped or killed, but I wanted him to get the shit pummeled out of him by as many inmates as possible. I wanted him to live in constant fear that his next stupid remark about poop or anuses was going to cost him another of his foul teeth.

I confess also that, while I haven't wished harm on the vast majority of them, my interest in this board has dwindled because the people we used to discuss were sort of less malicious. Even Chris has become bitter and frustrating for me to follow. It's been a while since a lolcow has actually made me laugh, most of the ones we talk about these days just annoy me. It's like the internet lost it's innocence or something. I miss cows like JustinRPG, Timbox and Ulillillia. It's weird to think of a retarded vore fetishist who wanted to be forced to eat magical bird poop as innocent, but comparatively speaking, he was.

R: 668 / I: 176 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

JewTube™ Rational™ Skeptics™ Community™ Thread #9: reddit BТFО

>THE END OF BLOODSPORTS

>Blacked Alaska turns on his audience

>No internet fwends allowed

>Zoom is a pedophile

>Ross is still a pedophile

>Aydin Paladin, coal-burning jewess, gets fired from her job by antifa

>The Stepfather has a photoshoot with some trannies, faggots and shitskins where they ducttape their mouths shut

>low-iq Warski gets psy-oped into firing JF by the septic mafia *smug chuckle*

>JF teams up with Emily "Nuke Africa" Youcis, everyone loves her

>King of Pol(e) is revealed to want to fuck a married man called Danny because "he talks rough with me"

>Queen of Poz only likes the feminine penises of traps tho; repeatedly requests dick pics from anyone who'll listen

>Jim becomes Reddit, spends 2 hours reading out superchats

>Ice Poseidon gets arrested for handcuffing some thot

>JF hosts Nick vs Spencer, Andy has yet to air his new show

>JF stream is a big hit, paypigs complain about JF not reading all superchats

>/cow/ is hit hard by reddit, defending their based fwend Jim xD

>Ice Poseidon disavows Blacked Cuckaska

>Warski premiers his new sho2. It's a dumpsterfire, as expected

>Kumite still dead

R: 702 / I: 200 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

JewTube™ Rational™ Skeptics™ Community™ Thread #9: /cow/ B T F O

April 2018

>THE END OF BLOODSPORTS

>Blacked Alaska turns on his audience

>No internet fwends allowed

>Zoom is a pedophile

>Ross is still a pedophile

>Aydin Paladin, coal-burning jewess, gets fired from her job by antifa

>The Stepfather has a photoshoot with some trannies, faggots and shitskins where they ducttape their mouths shut

>JF is B T F O

>JF teams up with Emily "Nuke Africa" Youcis, all incels /pol/tards loves her

>King of Pol(e) is revealed to want to fuck a married man called Danny because "he talks rough with me"

>Queen of Poz only likes the feminine penises of traps tho

>repeatedly requests dick pics from anyone who'll listen

>Jim makes one of the biggests streams of the week.

>Ice Poseidon gets arrested for handcuffing some thot

>Asian Andy traps himself in a room for 3 days pretending to go insane, has access to a computer

>JF hosts Nick vs Spencer

>paypigs complain about JF not reading all superchats

>Andy started a new show, many more views and paypigs than JF

>/cow/ started to feel butthurt because of Jim and Andy team

R: 35 / I: 9 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

Akhnaton The Communist Tranny Pedo

>You may call me Comrade M or Akhnaton the Second, I am a Trotskyist, Transhumanist, Globalist, and Darwinist.

>I am a student from a small Russian town. My ancestors originate from different places, and I am a mixed breed of Russian, Ukrainian, Jewish, Gipsy, and Greek roots. In today's political situation I call myself Ukrainian as a way to oppose Russian government, because I support independent Ukraine. On my father’s side I am a descendant of Cossacks (some sort of Ukrainian Vikings), and on my mother’s side I come from a line of a known Russian revolutionary. I am a member of the LGBT community, trans and bi. In my Autism Level tests I score 140-150, and it makes me smarter than 99% of humanity. My Myers-Briggs results vary from ESTJ to INTJ with a slight preference to the latter.

>>I am against ID pol but let me just spill all my identities and let me look like a fucking stereotype lol.

https://akhnaton-ii.deviantart.com/art/Haters-gonna-hate-but-not-in-my-house-721687521

>Briefly, in case you don't know what a MAP is - it's short for "minor attracted person", which includes infantophiles, pedophiles, hebephiles, and ephebophiles.

https://comments.deviantart.com/1/721687521/4524603891

>It's official you support pedophilia.

>And you realize it only now?

So back story on this one. Akhnaton shortened to is a self proclaimed communist edgelord on DA. This was par the course but what made them really special is how they hit almost every sterotype.

They identify as a communist that is against identity politics yet list a broad range of identities on their profile ranging from Jewish, Ukrainian, gay, Trans gender, gender fluid, etc.

Now that stuff is in typical low cow fashion. She reacts VERY badly to criticism of her/he/it. As an ego-maniac if you disagree with something on her she tends to make 500 posts about the topic in an attempt to soothe heir ego.

https://akhnaton-ii.deviantart.com/status/12689982

It claims it uses DA to mostly store stuff but it may bring the Pedoph- I mean MAPs it made with friends with to DA.

This ties in to their recent pedo shit. She once posted something that was slightly pro-pedo. People disagreed with her and it lead to her going down a rabbit hole to where we are now.

On her page you can spot various journals written by her. All of them in favor of pedophilia and her most recent works on deviantart are about de-stigmatizing pedophilia.

The average user base for DA are in the grade school range, most Middle and High school teens making shitty art. As such most of them told her to fuck off being underaged themselves.

Despite this she keeps trying to defend it constantly. Often ignoring people's concern that she is glossing over child molestation.

She also has a tumblr which is entirely dedicated to MAP shit and acts as some white knight defense force for pedos on tummlr who she calls MAPS.

On the gender thing if you wonder why I kept changing, we have no idea what her sex really is. She once said she was born female but did that weird tranny shit (one day I am a man another I am a female) and she keeps changing it so we have no idea what its actual gender is.

http://archive.is/t7VLr

There was a thread on leftypol where other commies turned against it. It lead to a series of events and collection of info on it where they were trying to call Russian police out of conern. The thread got shut down due to the board owners siding with her.

It has a boyfriend called RedAmerican. He is not as important. The only thing on him is he is morbidly obese fitting his name, and tries to white knight his gf/bf/whatever it is. She uses him as n attack dog mostly.

R: 736 / I: 180 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

JewTube™ Rational™ Skeptics™ Community™ Thread #9: internet was a mistake

>thread #10

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

R: 36 / I: 16 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

National Socialism cringe thread

And no, it's not the same of the Alt Right thread

Post memes and cocks of Natsoc on discord and others medias

R: 720 / I: 205 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

JewTube™ Rational™ Skeptics™ Community™ Thread #10: Jim B T F O

April 2018

>THE END OF BLOODSPORTS

>Blacked Alaska turns on his audience

>No internet fwends allowed

>Zoom is a pedophile

>Ross is still a pedophile

>Aydin Paladin, coal-burning jewess, gets fired from her job by antifa

>The Stepfather has a photoshoot with some trannies, faggots and shitskins where they ducttape their mouths shut

>low-iq Warski gets psy-oped into firing JF by the septic mafia *smug chuckle*

>JF teams up with Emily "Nuke Africa" Youcis, everyone loves her

>King of Pol(e) is revealed to want to fuck a married man called Danny because "he talks rough with me"

>Queen of Poz only likes the feminine penises of traps tho

>repeatedly requests dick pics from anyone who'll listen

>Jim becomes Reddit, spends 2 hours reading out superchats

>Ice Poseidon gets arrested for handcuffing some thot

>Asian Andy traps himself in a room for 3 days pretending to go insane, has access to a computer

>JF hosts Nick vs Spencer, Andy has yet to air his new show

>JF stream is a big hit, paypigs complain about JF not reading all superchats

>Jim proves once again to be infected by cancer called reddit and go B T F O by Ice Poseidon

>Kumite still dead

R: 408 / I: 105 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

JIM THREAD #3 TROLL OR DIE EDITION

Jim hasn't made vids in a couple of weeks, posted pic related on his patreon.

Previous threads:

#2

>>287858

http://archive.is/zrwhr

#1

>>279044

http://archive.is/wjfR5

R: 404 / I: 109 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

KoP thread #2: Homor won't save u

Let's get it on going again. An exceptional KoP thread

R: 335 / I: 101 / P: 19 [R] [G] [-]

onision thread

So /cow/ what does he do these days. Does he still rant about veganism and religion and stuff?

R: 745 / I: 155 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

JewTube™ Rational™ Skeptics™ Community™ Thread #9: Whoring Out the OP for OC

April 2018

>THE END OF BLOODSPORTS

>Blacked Alaska turns on his audience

>No internet fwends allowed

>Zoom is a pedophile

>Ross is still a pedophile

>Aydin Paladin, coal-burning jewess, gets fired from her job by antifa

>The Stepfather has a photoshoot with some trannies, faggots and shitskins where they ducttape their mouths shut

>low-iq Warski gets psy-oped into firing JF by the septic mafia *smug chuckle*

>JF teams up with Emily "Nuke Africa" Youcis, everyone loves her

>King of Pol(e) is revealed to want to fuck a married man called Danny because "he talks rough with me"

>Queen of Poz only likes the feminine penises of traps tho

>repeatedly requests dick pics from anyone who'll listen

>Jim becomes Reddit, spends 2 hours reading out superchats

>Ice Poseidon gets arrested for handcuffing some thot

>Asian Andy traps himself in a room for 3 days pretending to go insane, has access to a computer

>JF hosts Nick vs Spencer, Andy has yet to air his new show

R: 264 / I: 114 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

Anonymous Lejun

Why has nobody tried to milk people who still call themselves "anonymous legion"?

Seriously, there is a cringy goldmine here

R: 746 / I: 149 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

JewTube™ Rational™ Skeptics™ Community™ Thread #9: Resurrection Arc Edition

April 2018

>THE END OF BLOODSPORTS

>Blacked Alaska turns on his audience

>No internet fwends allowed

>Zoom is a pedophile

>Ross is still a pedophile

>Aydin Paladin, coal-burning jewess, gets fired from her job by antifa

>The Stepfather has a photoshoot with some trannies, faggots and shitskins where they ducttape their mouths shut

>low-iq Warski gets psy-oped into firing JF by the septic mafia *smug chuckle*

>JF teams up with Emily "Nuke Africa" Youcis, everyone loves her

>King of Pol(e) is revealed to want to fuck a married man called Danny because "he talks rough with me"

>Queen of Poz only likes the feminine penises of traps tho

>repeatedly requests dick pics from anyone who'll listen

>Jim becomes Reddit, spends 2 hours reading out superchats

>Ice Poseidon gets arrested for handcuffing some thot

OLD LINKS, NEED TO BE UPDATED

PLAYLISTS

THE KRAUTISM SAGA

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPRZGlNwfN4MaM5qG8grKGwn7Rk8BQSib

The Individual Rises: The Cult of Liberalisticistism

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPRZGlNwfN4Oa7J2LC24Khno0XEhINk5W

PASTEBINS

Carl's CV

https://pastebin.com/BZWARqTu

Recap Pasta

https://pastebin.com/6Q66tTYR

R: 21 / I: 2 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

ASMR general

I cannot believe /cow/ doesn't have a thread on ASMR. It's full of cow tier autists who make hour long videos whispering and licking microphones.

For an intro to some of the bigger ones here's Elvis the Alien's 3 "Darkside of ASMR" videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTW9jllOjGA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhOgUENNIe8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuOb6iamado

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_0z61cTCjA

Tony Bomboni is some kind of tranny wannabe who makes sketchy videos while wearing excessive make up. Calls his users "poopsies" and makes daily videos hitting 25-40k views. The real life version of Buffalo Bill but now he's telling you how to apply make up and getting locked in a bathroom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbZYsfLXH-U

This is Windwater. He blows into a microphone for 25 minutes and gets 5,000 views of it because this is the dystopian nightmare world ASMR inhabits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEYPG0rfcu4

10.5 million views for a niggeress eating a pickle. Ten. Point. Five. Million

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6nc-CEuwVQ

How about some ghetto ASMR? Who doesn't want a nigger shouting "HOL UP CRACKA! WE WAN DEM NIKEYS!!"!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_EJnqEIhY4

This shit is a gold mine and you faggots haven't even touched the surface. If you're going to make youtube threads at least find some good freak shows.

R: 60 / I: 8 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

DARKSYDEPHIL MEGATHREAD #1

DarksydePhil is a terrible middle-aged Let's Player with self-entitlement issues and a massively inflated ego. He is a lolcow with a large cult following who watch only to see him and his business deteriorate.

Email: darksydephil@hotmail.com

Twitter: @TheyCallMeDSP

Instagram: TheyCallMeDSP

Previous Fighting Game Community names: WhoaMoses, Punish3r

WHO IS DARKSYDEPHIL?

>DarksydePhil, DSP, The King of Hate, Phillip Burnell is a former fighting game player who began let's playing in 2010 before it boomed. After he had gotten fired from his day job working at a helicopter company, DSP decided to turn let's playing into a full-time job. Although his gameplay is horrible, there's more to let's playing than just the gameplay. This is the aspect Phil fails at, and that is everything else related to let's playing. Editing, public relations, commentary, you name it. What truly makes him a lolcow however are his ego and his delusion. He truly believes that he is the inventor of let's playing and is above constructive criticism. Phil actually believes that his video game playthroughs are works of art. Offering any sort of constructive criticism whatsoever will cause Phil to accuse you of being a hater and/or troll and block you. Try to offer constructive criticism on his own forums? He will immediately lock the thread. As far as Phil is concerned, his word is the only correct one and that everyone else is wrong. Phil always makes promises to change and he has done so for the last two and a half years, but has shit his pants and done nothing at all to deliver on those promises. Phil expects PewDiePie-level views for absolutely no effort whatsoever on his part. He has called out numerous reviewers and critics for chastising mediocre games that he himself liked such as Duke Nukem Forever, Resident Evil 6, and Murdered: Soul Suspect. Phil calls himself The King of Hate because "he uses the hate he gets to fuel himself" but in truth, Phil has thin skin and cannot realize that his own personality is why he receives the hate to begin with. Phil himself is completely unable to accept reality. When the times change, Phil refuses to adapt and in the rare instance he does try to improve, it's the wrong areas. Phil truly believes that anyone who offers him constructive criticism or in rare instances, is a legitimate troll, is jealous of his success but the reality is that no sane person would ever want the lifestyle Phil currently has. This was a man who would, for years, try to justify pointing a camera directly at his TV and would diss anyone else for being someone who wears headphones and records their games on a computer monitor. While those kinds of let's players do exist, Phil delusion and refusal to do research makes him blind to the fact that there are plenty of others who can do direct capture while sitting on a couch, playing without headphones on. Despite all the consequences that come from his actions, he truly believes none of it is his fault. To Phil, it's not his fault that people don't like that when he chooses to include his girlfriend in his videos, people hate it, it's the viewer's fault for not tolerating her. It's not his fault that his personality and attitude has caused thousands of videos regarding Phil to appear over the years, everyone else is just mentally ill. It's not his fault that he's been banned for excessive racism from blip.tv, it's a troll's fault for being jealous and reporting him. Those are just examples of how Phil is completely incapable of accepting fault.

R: 738 / I: 166 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

JewTube™ Rational™ Skeptics™ Community™ Thread #9: We're Back in Business

I'll write a summary of events latter

R: 92 / I: 107 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

/BYBS/ and Joachim's Breakdown

Joachim's Official Lore.

>Joachim claims to be a white supremacist while he has a mexican boyfriend.

>Joachim's name derives from the Hebrew >Yehoyaqim (יְהוֹיָקִים) and means "raised by Yahweh"

>Joachim has anger problems.

>Joachim can't spend a day without screaming to his microphone.

>Joachim used anonymous boards to launch himself as a e-celeb.

>Joachim is a normie pretending to be an old fag.

>Joachim claims that he doesn't browse /pol/ anymore.

>Joachim hides from Chris Hansen.

>Joachim's previous job was native american nob polishing.

>Joachim doesn't want to be a leader, he just wants to make things and hurt people.

>Joachim likes to roleplay in discord while he hides in the bathroom in his workplace.

>Joachim wants to turn /bybs/ into a gay multicultural TRS.

>Joachim disavow the official /bybs/ discord just to reavow again and then disavow.

>Joachim considers Jeffstiny, a neet weeaboo, his rival.

>Joachim's biggest enemy is AnalVape.

>Joachim made his own discord server because everyone laughed at him.

>Joachim lacks self awareness and is turning himself into a potential lolcow.

>Joachim will ban and block everyone that laughs at him.

>Joachim says that anime is degenerate while he watches anime.

>Joachim orbits roasties and give them mods in hope to get some e-pussy

>Joachim vapes irl and vapes e-dick.

>Joachim was friends with Geekthulu. Was.

>Joachim knows when you talk shit about him. He'll call you on your phone.

>Joachim's friends are all minorities.

>Joachim wants to fuck Nikiboo's neghole.

>Joachim fucked a midget.

>Joachim is a degenerate advocating for traditional family values.

>Joachim will scream to your ear if you smear his name.

>Joachim takes his "internet career" very seriously.

>Joachim fears Qwaffen, a fucking autist in the internet.

>Joachim's best day of his life was when he appeared in the Kumite.

>Joachim won't doxxxx himself to demonstrate HardCarlos that he is right.

>Joachim has lost every single debate since february 21 of 2018.

>Joachim has spend more than $400 dollars in the Kumite.

>Joachim acts tsundere towards the official scholar.

>Joachim is everything wrong with bloodsports in a nutshell.

>Joachim denies writting his own pasta.

>Joachim will be like britbong in 5 years a failed youtube career, lonely and bitter.

>Joachim lives rent free in everyone's head.

R: 338 / I: 76 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

JewTube™ Rational™ Skeptics™ Community™ Thread #9: IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN Edition

March 2018

>Sargon goes crying to every msm outlet and faggot e-celeb that will listen about how he was locked out of his gmail account for 8 hours

>Warski gets a strike preventing him from streaming for 90 days, gets it overturned almost immediately

>The Bloodapalooza turns out to be a spergshow of highest order. No refunds.

>The Video Anon continues to tease us with his lack of a completed video

>Jim turns up the gas on the the facebook pedo ring

>Sargon has an event where paid actors mob him on stage and hand him an Antifa flag: idpol PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD

>Sargon's capture of the ANTIFA flag provides memetic energy, MSM proclaims him to be alt-right

>Vee and JF battle on Twitter and stream over a period of several days, Gypsy kicks himself at one point

>Sargon and (((Halsey))) have a friendly chat, agree that there's no European culture, Sargon goes off in the comments

>Kraut gets one of his conversations leaked where he cries about losing to the altright.

>Godwinson crashes the liberalist beer hall putsch

>After Sargon steers away from true liberalist principles, Andy starts Liberalist Canada, which carries on true spirit of liberalistism. Anyone worth anything disavows Sargon and joins in.

>Andy copyrights Liberalists™. Sargonites (formerly known as Liberalists) meltdown. Liberalist International in official pro-white grassroots movement.

>Count Cuckula tries to steal Andy's Liberalist joke "he he we're on it too"

>Vee literally losing his shit with Andy

>Godwinson rapes Vee in a debate

>Sargon considering a gofundme for a lawsuit against Andy

>Godwinson shoahs his Youtube and Twitter

>Sargon Vs. Tonka went as everyone excepted, absolutely nowhere

>Kraut comes to /cow/ and gets Eternally B.T.F.O by everyone there

>Vee hosts a stream with Karen and King Of Pol, Nobody watches

>At the same time, LEAVE ME ALONE LEX nigger hosts a stream that is 20x as enjoyable

>Megalodon went apeshit after learning that Vee got erections from vore

>Vee is now a bat from hell that devours humans

>Count Dankula is charged with hate-crime for making his dog do a Hitler salute. I wonder (((who))) could be behind this.

>JF becomes King of the MRAs

>JF and Andy Break up after JF basically called Andy a low-IQ retard. JF cries on stream after realizing that he just lost his best friend

>Andy loses his fucking mind

>A mentally-retarded /cow/boy goes on Kumite and commits suicide on air RIP 9f23ca

>/cow/ is probable dead

PLAYLISTS

THE KRAUTISM SAGA

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPRZGlNwfN4MaM5qG8grKGwn7Rk8BQSib

The Individual Rises: The Cult of Liberalisticistism

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPRZGlNwfN4Oa7J2LC24Khno0XEhINk5W

PASTEBINS

Carl's CV

https://pastebin.com/BZWARqTu

Recap Pasta

https://pastebin.com/6Q66tTYR

R: 408 / I: 180 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

Britbongreturns/Manlytears thread 41: Red Rocket And Hair Ties Edition

https://gab.ai/Britbongreturns

https://stream.me/britbongreturns

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Trannytears

>30 year old british NEET living in moms attic.

>Is 5'4", was never able to disprove this fact

>Earned himself a lifetime-ban from Youtube, Twitch, Twitter. Blames Internet-Illuminati.

>Was never invited to the Baited! Podcast.

>No future prospects of ever being invited to the Baited! Podcast.

>Eternal feud against all other Second Life Youtubers. Eternal feud against Commentary Community.

>Miraculously still has a fanbase. Notable members of BIDF (Britbong Internet Defense Force): JMAA "The Onion-Eating Cyclops", AlexJapanKid "The Ageplayer", Jammku "The Shame Of E-Sports"

<If you're a TRUE FAN, turn away now, or you'll be branded a FAKE FAN.

>Caught sexting with a tranny. Pretends it never happened. (https://imgur.com/a/BuJuM)

>Plays SL socially. Pretends he doesn't.

>He loves to banter. Don't make fun of him or he will report you. Don't use his footage or he will DMCA you.

<Has already B,T,F,Oed you by you reading this. You mad.

>Got cucked twice by his own moderation team (Caroline went with Applechild, Summer went with Eggman).

>Doesn't believe in the concept of "male friends". Hunts down every female on his discord.

<Wouldn't have gone on Baited! even if he had been invited, anyways.

>Looking for a girl friend, please apply: https://britbong.com/girlfriend-application (https://archive.fo/XjgJe) Don't apply if 29+, black, you had a black bf in the past. Vagina is optional.

<Boyd tried to lick a girls tummy once. Please everyone, look at Boyd.

>Allegations of crossdressing.

<Stop stawlking him. You're obsessed and jealous.

>Earned himself 40+ threads, ~10 wordfilters on /cow/.

<If you made it this far, you already turned grεmlin.

Previous threads

Thread #40: >>379634 (Archive: https://archive.fo/fvyoM)

Thread #39: >>379634 (Archive: https://archive.fo/Nb9S9)

Thread #38: >>357467 (Archive: https://archive.fo/9cBZq)

Thread #37: >>331112 (Archive: https://archive.fo/JXlnN)

Thread #36: >>318343 (Archive: https://archive.fo/iSeha)

Thread #35: >>310484 (Archive: https://archive.fo/srLgb)

Older: https://p.teknik.io/Simple/Csg9K

R: 334 / I: 156 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

Dave Kelly (Shmorky) Thread

I know you fags remember this ugly asshole, he comes up every once in a while for pulling edgy antics like dressing up as a girl and openly alienating his very few personal friends by being a dickwad.

Some guy posted his latest debacle on 4/x/ where his schizophrenic fiance (how'd he even get one kek) started texting Lowtax and his wife about them being satanists or something. Even recorded an argument between the two

Links:

https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_o1w43x4GGX1v772mro1.mp3 (Argument between Shmorky and his schizo gf)

http://boards.4chan.org/x/thread/17311744/heres-the-mp3

(Fag who posted this on /x/ for some fucking reason)

SA (eww) thread on it:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3762459&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

Encyclopedia Dramatica article on him:

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Dave_Kelly

This guy's been up to nothing but kekworthy shit since 2000, don't know if it will but this latest event might turn into more hilarity. Perhaps we can julay it somehow?

Find out next time on the

Adventures into the land of Goonsquad: Behind the Diaper

R: 44 / I: 28 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

ADF

As awful as foxdick Farms was, it did serve as my go-to place to keep up with the antics of ADF the fat disgusting Potato Man. Anyone know what IT has been up to these days?

R: 45 / I: 4 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

Kilroy

It's finally habbening and it's an absolute disaster, fertile ground for julaying

R: 17 / I: 3 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

Post channels and I'll archive them.

I hoard data and I just got 8 new 8TB drives. Feel free to post any cow/gangstalking/interesting youtube channels below and I'll archive them before they eventually get taken down.

R: 20 / I: 12 / P: 20 [R] [G] [-]

/pol/tards being cows

/pol/ is well known to be a cancer that tries to ruin fun and infect and kill every board, be it here or at 4chan.

But ofc, people hate the autistic /pol/tards and usually the native anons rekt the dumb stormfags. Post screenshots of /pol/tards being retard in others boards or discord

Only others boards, ok?

R: 96 / I: 30 / P: 21 [R] [G] [-]

Total Cancer loves tranny cock

Total Cancer got really mad that someone at Coxcon for asking if traps are gay so he had the guy thrown out and called him "transphobic"

Is TB a lolcow yet? Since Trump won he's been more nutty then he used to be. His twitter rants can be pretty funny to laugh at. We already know he's a literal cuck and left wing pussy.

>He yelled at his wife for not voting for Hillary

>Disowned Jontron for standing up against SJWs

>has said openly he's not okay with free speech

>added "hate speech of any kind" should be illegal

We have to have more on him.

R: 15 / I: 1 / P: 21 [R] [G] [-]

Personal Army Request OwO~

Name: Dewey Cox

Street: 420 Grove Street

City: Home (At least it was before I fucked everything up)

State: Edgy

Postal Code: 91169

Country: Niggeristan

Phone: 1 (800) Safe Auto

Furfag Affinity: LemonParty.org

Picarto: meatspin.com

I am a faggot please be my personal army and bukkake me.

R: 22 / I: 11 / P: 21 [R] [G] [-]

Roger Ver/BCash

>Started a fork of Bitcoin and called it Bitcoin Cash

>Insists that his version of Bitcoin is the 'real' Bitcoin

>Calls normal Bitcoin 'Bitcoin Core'

>Bought Bitcoin.com to trick people into thinking his altcoin was actual Bitcoin

>Admits planning to promote it as Bitcoin

>Gets autistically triggered any time someone refers to his coin by the popular name Bcash

>Takes it as a personal insult, demanding control over what people call it even though he's a libertarian

>Many wallets and exchanges call it Bcash anyway

>Ragequit an interview after the interviewer called Bcash, talked about being a millionaire and asked how much money the interviewer made and then gave him the finger

>Hardcore anarcho-capitalist ideologue

If you check out the pro-BCash subreddits/r/BitcoinCash/ and /r/btc/ they get incredibly triggered and emotional about this. One guy even started his own fork of Bitcoin that he called BCash so that people would HAVE to stop calling BitcoinCash BCash since BCash was the name of his new altcoin.

R: 17 / I: 7 / P: 21 [R] [G] [-]

New lolcow?

Look what I found something!

https://youtu.be/zW7iN1ma4Wk

R: 15 / I: 8 / P: 21 [R] [G] [-]

titodeal / Grant Bunch

This guy is an Aspie artist who plans on documenting every single day of 2018. He is also writing a story about an Aspie resistance movement on Saturn. He is also in the process of converting to Judaism.

I started a thread about him on foxdick Farms, but I was banned for allegedly telling him about it. The weird thing is, he actually like being the subject of a KF thread. He likes the attention it brings him.

R: 37 / I: 24 / P: 21 [R] [G] [-]

Girlfriend? How can I find a girlfriend help me please

Listen all of you I need a girlfriend?

Give me an instruction how to get a girlfriend and gf should be tall/stronger, a non religion(an atheist), hot and a good in an easiest way.

Stalking these sexy woman on Facebook.

Some of her friends did accept request of my another fake fb account.

R: 50 / I: 15 / P: 21 [R] [G] [-]

a big autist

someone who have some mental trouble, he is really easy to troll him,

on deviantart, he draw some crap pictures, and redraw some pictures from some artists

youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/MrNickanater1

deviantart: https://nickanater1.deviantart.com/

and some pictures…

R: 136 / I: 20 / P: 21 [R] [G] [-]

QWaffen / QMHammer

I've been watching this guy fuck with threads, ban evade, plan autistic ops, and overall just being a shitwad. We need a thread to collate everything.