/cow/ - Lolcows

>>199342

The best part tbhsmhfam is that they sound the same

Absolutely fucked kek

I hate this guy with an absolute passion and want to know the whole scoop of this guy's degeneracy.

Please, continue digging stuff up, SS.

Why does he talk like Elmo? That is some serious serial killer shit.

make sure you listen to the mp3

as someone on something sensitive put it

>Holy shit she breaks down talking about "the jewish question" and then a smurf yells at her

>>199375

Creepier than the real thing.

>>199355

Pedo. Furry. Tranny. Diaperfag. Made shitty cartoons. Did some "ironic" LPs with Lowtax using a surprisingly less retarded helium voice.

did unspeakable things to Lowtax's kids

>>199375

That voice of his is fucking nightmarish. It's like someone stabbed a white-hot knife into my spine. Why does he talk like that? Makes me fear for my fucking life.

>>199405

>Made shitty cartoons

In all honesty a few (FEW being the key word here) were good, mostly the ones that were just based off existing jokes and cringe. When it came to OC it was always weird ass depraved shit

>did unspeakable things to Lowtax's kids

Go on……

His previous self and/or the type of humor he featured in his past animations are the complete opposite of the sjw bullshit he started employing recently.

The guy is a total unstable mess of contradictions.

Shit starts about halfway down the page in this thread.

http://somethingsensitive.com/index.php?topic=7184.650

>>199402

So what are the chances of LowTax's entire family being murdered by the guy that talks like Mickey Mouse?

>>199438

Goons in a nutshell.

Why is his voice like that? Is he trying to sound like that or something? Is that what he believes women sound like?

>>199452

I think it started as an attempt to sound like a woman but got progressively more ridiculous until he turned into a cartoon character. The thing is he insists it's his real voice. Going so far as to say Lowtax digitally edited his voice in their earlier videos to make him sound more normal.

>>199478

Everyone is on the same boat as you because no one saw any of this shit coming nor did they expect Shmorky to be such a horrible human being (He made some autistic guy commit suicide, laughing about [like Zoey Quinn], but he'll whine if you call him out).

>>199495

>tfw you actually like Shmorky's voice

How the hell did you think it was anything other than a guy putting on the weirdest falsetto ever?

>>199505

>>199508

I've met women in real life with weirder voices than Shmorky's tbh. Apparently I'm alone in that respect. Girls are weird, especially ones who have an online presence and are under their twenties.

there is nothing but sorrow to be found in this thread

>>199495

How the fuck could you be attracted to that thin in the OP and that talking hot dog voice? Do you also fap it to the Garbage Pail Kids?

>>199495

nigga he's not just a fat guy

he's a fat diaperfur who wears a Raggedy Ann yarn wig

>>199585

Who is getting vanned?

>>199586

No one, I guess it was directed at Kyanka. This is a hyper schizo.

>>199402

Jesus Christ. I listened to 5:14 but it felt like we were rehashing previously covered points.

I wish someone would upload that conversation on Youtube, but even Youtube doesn't deserve that kind of punishment even if Shmorky needs to be exposed for being a creepy shitbag to the Retsupurae fans.

>>199608

welcome to arguing with an insane woman

>>199648

It was uploaded at one point but youtube took it down.

>>199402

That is fucking terrifying.

>>199648

I can't blame Youtube. I couldn't even stomach it when he opened his mouth.

>>199664

>Shmorky's probably dead or going to be >hospitalized.

At the risk of A-Logging, I have no problem with one of these things or both (Shmorky did some pretty rotten things).

>>199413

Estrogen supplements.

>>199379

>the women fighting over the serial killer's affection

women really are stupid and evil.

>>199342

That argument is fake as fuck. This kike is trying to be funny.

>>200019

Nice try,Goon/Shmorky/Lowtax

Protip:

Shmorky made her dress up in diapers , and her nips are pierced, handle bars meng.

>>200255

>Play bad games deliberately

Critic4l did this shtick, and better.

The fuck? That can't be his natural speaking voice. Is this him joking around or something?

>>200272

>must disagree because because of shmorky

>>199402

figures you'd have to be a schizoid jew conspiracy theorist to date a goon who sounds like elmo

What is the context of this?

>>200371

I understand that it has to do with the something awful thread but how did it get leaked

>>200192

Why is he talking in that retarded voice? Why is she talking about "the jewish question"?

>>200341

I disagree because they sound like a couple of chimps.

It's like egofagtor trying to be funny, but being annoying and obnoxious instead.

>>200385

So basically every video Egoraptor made?

>>200610

Goons aren't very bright, and they're extremely impressionable. Try not to take it too seriously. Patrick's just virtue signaling.

So have you guys seen what Lowtax had to say about all of this?

I don't know if I agree with it, but it sure is juicy.

>>200607

Seems lowtax is oblivious at his responsibility in all this cancer

………or he's just pretending its not his fault

>>200621

>Patrick's just virtue signaling

Nah he isn't

>>200610

funny that image seems much more representative of the sjw loons who shouted that the sky was falling because of goobergate.

>>200622

Well? What did he have to say about all this?

>>200632

Lowtax is a putz, but you can't blame him for Shmorky going batshit insane. Again, no one saw any of this coming.

>>200621

Going over his website…

http://www.chickennation.com/2015/02/08/no-homo/

Fuck.

D-do you know what he used to do? It's kinda a meager thing, but I always used to think he was so amazing back in the day.

http://zpxlng.livejournal.com/57625.html

>>200696

Has lowtax stopped the bittingbeaver cancer from taking hold of the SA forums he could have avoided all this shit, but no he wanted those 10 bux

>>200766

This bottom bitch nigga made that GG comic?

Holy shit what a cuck…

>>200768

Many wonderful things could have happened if he stopped the cancer from spreading, but nope, he had to shoot himself in the foot while collecting those 10 bux (with or without mangosteens).

>>200557

Pretty much, yeah.

>>200696

>no one saw any of this coming

Bull-shit, shmorky was a hipster of gender crap, he was already pulling this "i'm not a girl not a guy" thing back in 2011

>>202098

I thought that didn't happen until last year? I knew he was really trying to be a hipster fag, but the whole gender thing didn't start online until 2014-ish.

>>202175

Nah it was a long fucking time ago, when he switched from those edgetard animations with the bear disemboweling itself and weird 'randumb' shit to drawing shitty cartoons with these cutesy characters. Then he got a tumblr and when people asked him WTF was going on he started rambling about gender crap, how his chars weren't male nor female, etc….

That was 2010-11, after that I didn't even bother checking flashtub anymore, and the quality had already gone down years ago

>>202179

I think I saw the last few shorts he made 3-4 years ago, and you're right about the quality going downhill. Even the ones Lowtax's kids wrote were impossible to watch.

Shmorky's fiancé got arrested at 3am for threatening a police officer. Master cuck Lowtax proceeds to drive 40mins to translate for him after the bondsman can't understand what the hell Shmorky is trying to say.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3764940

>>202309

>is shmorky even capable of talking in a normal voice anymore? like physically capable

>No. He claimed "a doctor" said he needed to start talking in his "normal" voice or else his vocal cords would "go out" even though he never saw a doctor or had a car.

Ahahahahaha, this is great.

>>202309

I'm reading the thread, and nobody is getting triggered so far. I hope this serves as a wake up call for Lowtax.

>>202309

>>202328

I thought Lowtax was going to drop his ass? He should have left him there with his schizo fiance.

Shmorky is all kinds of fucked up.

This special tweet stood out:

>I'm so fucking confused right now

It's spelled out, you dumb fuck [goon]: Lowtax is sick of Shmorky's crazy shit after helping him for years.

>>202334

>No. He never thanked me. And then his crazy rear end [PRONOUN]friend started cutting up her arms and sent the photo to the Pleasant Hill PD saying she was suing for $90 million because "her family is all east coast lawyers" and she has "never been this traumatized since 9/11"

Shmorkyand his crazy bitch are beyond salvation. Good Lord, Goons are humans wrecks.

>>202337

It's almost embarrassing to tie yourself to SA and the goons these days.

>>199402

She talks just like the "is that your new Youtube, Ryan?" chick. It's weird how their brains deviate to the exact same crazy personality.

>>202339

Almost?

Everyone who actually accomplished anything left the place behind years ago. It's got a big case of tall poppy syndrome and the mods actively chase away anything resembling popularity.

>>202603

What about Deadmau5?

>>202644

He was from SA?

>>202706

http://somethingsensitive.com/index.php?topic=7384.0

Fagger. daggery, doo!

>>202716

>Relationships: used to date some fat tattoo'd chick named "Kat" but she dumped his ass

>at tattoo'd chick

>she dumped his ass

Yep, sounds like a goon

>>200632

Hey I just made the site. It's not my fault Shmorky turned into a tranny pedophile and the retards willing to give me $10 to join the site are all insane.

>>199342

diaperfags kill me

>>199342

daperfaggots kil me]

>>204386

(from the opening post; I'll blank out names).

>I'm M__s Mn, born March 20th 1989 a conjoined twin with my Brother As at Stewartsville Hospital on the border of Northern New Jersey and Pennsylvania to Js and Sn M_n at 6 pm.

Wait, how can she possibly be a "conjoined twin" with a brother? Conjoined twins (and identical twins) are from the same zygote and, as such, are either both male or both female.

>>204450

at a guess:

1. someone's trans

2. she's lying or misinformed.

>>204512

She's a lying fruit loop

>>204512

SS already figured it out: She is a insane notorious liar. She believes that everything she says is real and is never aware how much of it is made up by her.

>>204515

Yeah, she says whatever she thinks she needs to say for attention and then turns it into truth in her head. That thread was pretty disappointing.

>>204450

What about fraternal (or whatever you call it) twins, the non-identical kind? Could those end up joined together in the womb?

(though yes, I wouldn't believe her saying the sky was blue in summer)

>>204386

>whose OP is no one else but Shmorkey's significant other.

Hi, it's OP, is she claiming that now? Feel free to tell her to shut the fuck up until she posts proof that she's me.

I mean if Shmorky gets worse because he thinks I'm his GF and I'm flaming him on 8chan then nevermind let's make the fucker commit sudoku.

Here I go:

uhhh like shmorky is a fag lol i don't love him he's terrible in bed

>>204386

>>204604

Wait shit I'm a dumbass I misread that

In other words

DELETE THIS!

>>204523

http://www.brighthub.com/science/genetics/articles/39124.aspx

There is such a thing as chimera humans where two eggs are fertilized at the same time and one absorbs the other at a very early stage and, somehow, some organs have different DNA from the rest of the body, but I can't seem to find any instances of chimeras becoming conjoined twins where both bodies are nearly fully-developed. But I'm hardly an expert, I'm just practicing Google-fu here, so I could be wrong, but I can't find any credible evidence of conjoined twins from separate zygotes.

Anyway, my hot take is that Amanda isn't as smart as she thinks she is and used "conjoined" when she really just meant "fraternal".

>>204647

That's a pretty… significant error. But crazy is what crazy does.

>>199447

High

>>204606

Not possible. You can ask politely by reporting yourself though.

>>204724

She has a real life cartoon character and his pushover former friend to vent her crazy at, sadly not everyone feels the need to use the entire internet as their personal wall o' crazy.

Lowtax currently has a thread going about how he employed his friend Radium as the forums' only coder for years despite Radium being both hilariously incompetent and impossibly lazy.