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c31747 No.176859

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZyxGOc4MP0

On this channel this black guy has uploaded videos almost daily where he pleads and begs for anyone to help him get into the gay fart fetish porn industry in videos starring white guys. He also rambles on about other weird ass, probably schizophrenic shit: "I have a fart fetish of white guys. Blonde hair guys smell like chicken cream, red hair guy's smell like buffalo BBQ cream, and dark hair guys to me smells like beef cream."

This guy is definitely a cow, but please don't go A-logging him. By all means go through his channel and gawk a bit (as I have and he truly is legit), but maybe there's some way we could help him out… I genuinely believe him that his life's ambition is for a white guy to fart on his face and maybe if this shit gets viral'ed his wishes will become realized.

fa80d2 No.176872

>>176859

I think he's faking it. Cartman style.


c31747 No.176884

>>176872

Check out the other videos he's posted. I watched quite a few… Really would be interesting if he wound up on Tosh.0 (as much as I really dislike the guy). I'm sure they could get him hooked up with some fart porn people or at least the exposure would help him. This guy is one of those rare breed cows where I don't really feel any sort of anonymity towards him or desire to really A-log, I just want it to blow up, get him some exposure and see what happens.


c31747 No.176885

>>176884

*animosity, rather


889c09 No.176936

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This nigga brings a song i like to mind


65844e No.176998

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>>176859

TOOT TOOT


bcddc5 No.177023

Beef Cream reporting in


c31747 No.177033

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1d623c No.177048

/b/ has arrived. Can't embed for some reason.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=83&v=3zxqMvDNTiw


fee93a No.177085

Looks like the moviebob ad links to his video


46a5ab No.177111

This faggot giving fart fetish porn a bad name.


88b412 No.177124

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Kek. This guy reminds me of EmptyHero/SmegmaKing's Mario 64 slow run.


e91f51 No.177137

>>176884

>Tosh.0

Is that thing still around?


fee93a No.177142

>>177137

He made a rape joke and his show got cancelled for it.


c31747 No.177144

>>177142

Wikipedia says it is being renewed for a 2016 season.


3e5c40 No.177156

This is legit. This guy has an autistic fixation on gay fart fetish porn and absolutely nothing else.


c31747 No.177157

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>>177156

He's also autistically fixated on trees and has a autistic/sexual fixation on clowns, FtM transgenders and homeless guys also.

And fuck yeah. JEWS changed /cow/'s title in honor of our very own fartnoodle nigga. I think he could be the next Chris Chan if we lay off the A-logging a bit and extract this gay/white fartjulay gently. Get this shit viral'ed, /cow/boys. Post on your Twitters and whatever else if you've got them.

A tripfag in another thread called him and made a vocaroo: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1asuxKkiEcw

I think he A-logged him after the recording though since he hasn't been answering his phone now. He extracted this gem of a quote though: "I put white guys' farts on a pedestal."


c31747 No.177163

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A post from his Facebook that his mother replies to. If only all parents were this understanding.


fc8c6c No.177170

>>177163

Nick Bates would be so jealous.


bcddc5 No.177183

(267) 333-5026

http://www.soundboard.com/sb/Springfeeel

Please, I'm prayin, any white males out there that listenin


c31747 No.177198

Some Youtube guys saw his videos since they're being passed around, and they called fartnoodle and fucked with him for a while. It's not that funny but there's a few interesting bits:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko5KssfQ5nk

I kind of wish people wouldn't fuck with him too bad and scare him off, but I've been posting his vids on imageboards, so I guess it's to be expected.


c31747 No.177199

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3e5c40 No.177214

>>177198

halfchan already got on this (saw him posted on /b/ and /r9k/) so expect some weenery


ab3d3b No.177251

>>177199

>Prays to the fart god


c31747 No.177362

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRiobxuAqpk

I think he may have found some people to help him…


c31747 No.177387

Holy shit, nigga just uploaded six crazy rambling videos in the span of an hour. Slow down there Bessie!


fa80d2 No.177433

>>177387

That's why I think it's fake.


65844e No.177539

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>>177433

>Implying niggers don't film everything they do


3c5286 No.177566

>>177433

It's pretty typical of the severely mentally ill. Look how many videos Lena Kochman uploads.


cf5590 No.177571

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What the fuck is he saying?


d4bf2b No.177634

>>176859

>On this channel this black guy has uploaded videos almost daily where he pleads and begs for anyone to help him get into the gay fart fetish porn industry.

>help him get into the gay fart fetish porn industry

>gay fart fetish porn industry

Why this exists?


c41823 No.177652

>>177634

Well, at least it's more of a net positive for the world than hedge funds.


21e056 No.177670

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I hope schizo senpai notices this acid tribute.


c31747 No.177749

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I'm planning on calling Fartnoodle in a week or so. I'm going to make a vocaroo out of it. Anyone have any ideas of what I should ask him? I'd like to somehow figure out if he's schizophrenic and/or autistic without asking him outright.

Also, I've been working on an ED article for him, but I wonder if that's a bad idea. Maybe I ought to let this play out for a while longer and let him produce a bit more lactated fart cream before all the A-logs get to him. He's been making about six videos a day since people have started to show an interest.

Vid related is Fartnoodle addressing the trolls and haters.


e72b28 No.177752

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>>177749

I think he was abused as a kid. Locked in the basement, got fucked and had the shit beat out of him I'd guess.


c31747 No.177758

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>>177752

His mom seems nice judging from her Facebook. And she has replied on his posts about his fart fetish, so she also seems very understanding.

In some of his more recent videos Fartnoodle talks about being in an abusive relationship with a tall, thin black man and he based the villain in his drawings/stories and fart plays on this ex. The character is called Sripgo (sp?) and is part man, part rabbit, part tree.

Pic is a screenshot from the vid you posted. Fartnoodle turns to the page accidentally and then apologizes.


e72b28 No.177959

>>177758

The Henry Darger of the modern age. What a gift to the world.


33add2 No.177989

>>177758

I thought he was into being farted on, not being the one farting on others? This picture is giving me mixed messages.


bcddc5 No.178072

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>>177758

I wonder if his mom has seen these drawings.


46a567 No.178091

>>176936

you make me ashamed of liking moonman, whigger pile of filth


bcddc5 No.178763

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It's like Sonichu but terrifying.


fee93a No.178981

>>178072

I can't fap to this.


2cd862 No.178985

>>178981

Yeah, those penises look aweful.


c41823 No.178987

>>178985

Look, we don't tolerate racism here. Have you seen ImageFap lately? Clearly, the future and all white people are going to be ruled by black cock.


2cd862 No.178989

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>>178987

Well I suppose it's better than tiny Asian penis.


523650 No.179070

>>177749

Fart into the phone, make his day.


2cd862 No.179099

>>179070

No. Fart into someone else's phone. Just in case you spray.


678ed8 No.179109

>>178989

If they are tiny, it would be less worse.

Fuck I hate blacks, they have actual, real biological privileges yet we are the ones that abuse them?


b1c13e No.179127

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>>176936

Made me think of this song.


2cd862 No.179128

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>>179109

I'm actually pretty big down there and it's not always a blessing. For one thing you have to fish it out from against leg and through your fly to pee on warm days. Well either that or pull a Pepe. What's more by the time a woman has actually seen it you better have sealed the deal. Otherwise you're either going to jail or have had an embarrassing wardrobe malfunction. Oh of course girls tell you they love that it's big, but I'm sure if you were small they'd say they love that you are small. You don't tell a chick with a disappointing rack that she has horrible tits. You just spin her around and tell her she has a lovely tush. Every day I go out I see mismatched couples. Little guys hitting mount fucking Everest.

You sir have a confidence problem.


c31747 No.179838

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Holy shit, he's gone even further off the rails than he already was. I don't know whether to laugh, cringe or feel bad for the guy.


2e3444 No.179880

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>>179838

He became a fart porn star, guys.


2e3444 No.179881

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>>179880

Sorry, wong video.


2e3444 No.179893

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ab3d3b No.179950

Ok, can someone explain to be this black gay bald stereotype and why it is everywhere?


14f4c7 No.180057

>>179950

Gay people try to make the most of their complexion to look as angelic as possible. When it comes to black people, they believe the less hair the better.


bcddc5 No.180432

>>179881

Did he take the fart's last name?


c31747 No.180519

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c41823 No.180551

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Now who does this guy remind me of…


329671 No.181244

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>my brown funnel noodles

What the fuck does this mean?


2e3444 No.181489

>>181244

I've been pondering that myself, fam. Perhaps we should shoot him a message.


65844e No.181643

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fartnigger just uploaded a ton of videos


c31747 No.183027

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Being a subscriber to him gets a bit overwhelming. He's constantly lactating and producing but lacks quality control. Also, if he was a bit more with it mentally it'd be interesting to see scans of his Henry Darger giant, childlike illustrated book of fart chronicles. The shit he describes in his stories or does in "plays" of them with his props are like some even more LSD-fueled seeming Lewis Carrol story but with a fetish for Caucasian anuses and their flatulence rather than little girls. It's got Thursday, our protagonist who assumes various forms, a green rabbit creatures with the intelligence of a human and magical powers, a host of Tolkianesque ent treemen creatures, and the diabolical Sribgo, the Sauron of Middle Fart, another being who assumes various forms, but is shown in some of the drawings as a wispy dark slenderman looking humanoidish form. This character is based on an ex lover of Deigo's, a man who he claims was fond of domestic assaults and psychological abuse.

And somehow this all relates with the the magical purity and essence of white male farts and Diego's belief that creating his fart porn and animating his stories would bring about world peace and provide "psychological; help" as he put it, for the gay community in particular.


c31747 No.183028

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>>183027

Also, here's another video of him being very triggered and he threatens his trolls, saying that "I will expose your ass" if another person comments saying that "needs help". Really, the majority of his commenters are and viewers are A-loggers and rubberneckers, but I suppose that's to be expected. I'd rather see him keep producing cocks rather that being driven away by his detractors.


d01f92 No.183051

>>183027

What are the chances this guy has ever even been in the same elevator as a guy farting


c4b135 No.183060

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>>176859

>Buffalo barbie q cream


c992d4 No.183113

>>183028

That boy needs therapy.


65844e No.183898

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>ClydeCash I am merry your farts

>ClydeCash

Okay, which kiwinigger got a hold of this guy?


c31747 No.186430

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I actually feel bad for the guy.


34ee42 No.194843

>>181489

I think its his little hair pieces he has on his head.


3e72df No.194849

What if /cow/ made this black man's dream come true by finding him a white man into butt stuff and introduced him to Nick Bate?


bf64ae No.194876

>>177157

I want nothing more than for all of his fetishes to be involved in one video. That's it, done. This must be the end goal.

I can't even visualize what will be going on but it will probably be a Dali masterpiece in real life.

>>177634

brazilian cakefarts superior negro cuckfarts inferior

>>179950

>>180057

this^

take note of all the angel/devil costumes during a pride parade sometime

There's this weird gay obsession with cherubs/cherubic appearance. The out&prouds literally enjoy being stereotypes.

The thin prissy bitches enjoy being naked angels and the gruff bear men dress as leather-clad jersey devils.

Then there's that recent "lumbersexual" innovation of SF's where they have huge but unmaintained beards, but scrawny manlet muscles.

>>183027

expunged of the farting he'd probably have a successful Scholastic book on his hands.


430e89 No.196065

>>194849

Even Thursday Lane wouldn't put up with Nick Bate


43eb91 No.196203

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>>183113

>That boy needs therapy.

No, that boy ain't right!!!


00f2b8 No.196633

>>177670

>Not Captain Beefcream

>Not even Captain Bee-fart

Bad show, m8


c05f19 No.201646

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Heads up guys.

Diego's gonna be on Tosh.0 tonight at 10/9 central US time. I'll try to make a webm of it at some point.


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037727 No.203079

send him to the masons lodge. Have him try and film with freemasons. it will work


96b964 No.203093

>>203079

Free masons are surprisingly friendly. My grandfather was a member back when he couldn't get into a decent country club due to his ethnicity and religion. He actually got to be pretty high ranked. I inherented the favorite ring of a family friend which I only recently discovered has hidden mason symbols on it. I wear it proudly. They have historically been pretty progressive and big on charity and positive social change. Outside of ceremonies they will only pretend to be upset about being filmed, unless there is a celebrity in the building. And the faux outrage is an image thing. They like to pretend to be a powerful secret society, but frankly more deals are made on the golf course. Send him to an exclusive golf club with a camera. There is one here that wouldn't take us until well into the 2000's and my family is very rich. In fact them letting us in is what killed the competition. Which sucks because I swear the food was better at the club founded by the rich rejects. Plus you never needed to make plans for Valentine's day, the 4th of July or your anniversary. Golf clubs do more than golf, they are like personal secretaries with butlers, concierge and a wait staff. Try tresspassing on an exclusive one with a camera as a black man who's not a member. That will escalate fast. Free masons would just play it up and hope for publicity.


46198b No.203215

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>>201646

Tosh, the ultimate cockblocker


56307d No.203321

>>203215

Think tosh will let it rip?


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65844e No.205579

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Some Kiwifag got a dick pic why


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c05f19 No.205662

>>205580

If you read further you can see how it was shown to not be his dick.




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