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File: d8561c52691eeaa⋯.png (274.5 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, sketch-1549880467812.png)

defcd5  No.747251

stop bully peoples you shit 8chan cow i alwayse hate 8chan cow and the peoples not a cow

1a6901  No.747263

wat did u say u cuck?


facb19  No.747430

>>747251

Hi Serife. How are you and Shu doing?


7eca45  No.747918

File: 6e786ef4b98a951⋯.png (150.74 KB, 894x894, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>747430

Damn its been along time and also serife, whats this?


282f28  No.751269

File: 222a60c2a3627a6⋯.jpg (55.86 KB, 515x515, 1:1, tumblr_inline_ov3rfbfEMJ1s….jpg)

>>747251

Stay mad you worthless cunt lmao.


7d4326  No.751305

>>747251

Ok, your moral appell really got me thinking, well done. Especially the "shit 8chan cow"-part gave me the shivers. I think, I need to take a moment to reflect on my actions.

Thank you for turning my life around. I will stop bullying now.


b71aa5  No.752257

Turkroach is mad Episode VIII - Return of the Autist


dc2eae  No.752280

File: b8757fe5b689ba7⋯.png (43.46 KB, 300x100, 3:1, Pet lolcow.png)

The pet lolcow came home


cdad29  No.752305

File: 01d8bbd2f4bbbd3⋯.jpg (64.68 KB, 1188x672, 99:56, me_and_shu_hold_one_hand_t….jpg)

>>747251

Nice to see you back fatty. I made something to celebrate your return.


cf1f37  No.752807

File: 5d36f3410d3f020⋯.png (82.75 KB, 700x693, 100:99, purprpelchu.png)


defcd5  No.753713

Shut up you all shit asshole bully and stop trolling peoples you shit and shu kurenai still loves me


defcd5  No.753716

>>747918

Is a beymax and i need to stop that shit bully 8chan cow i need your help to take down the website


07c5dd  No.753731

File: 52fa851899cb64a⋯.png (209.1 KB, 2518x1024, 1259:512, chad.png)

Serife is back? Oh praise the Lord!


932617  No.753815

File: 207203d34eca6ae⋯.jpg (41.59 KB, 596x628, 149:157, 343.jpg)

>>753731

Fuck, this one is great.


defcd5  No.753859

I am not back i am her for stop all your shit and stop bully peoples and stop troll at them and so fuck off 8chan cow

I hope your website going down forever 😠🖕┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐


932617  No.754025

>>753859

Post face with timestamp and I will take the website down for you.


7eca45  No.754057

File: 5b8daddf830107d⋯.png (756.23 KB, 479x600, 479:600, ClipboardImage.png)

Here is a recent pic of our pet.

>>753859

>I am not back.

Thats not what I see.

>I hope your website going down forever.

Well this is the third incarnation of this board. So if 8chan goes down we will show up some other place.


2afa2c  No.754724

>>753859

dis nigga ain't serious?


defcd5  No.754756

Shut up you all shit bullies and racist stop bully peoples and the donald trump tweet is fake and shu kurenai loves me and leave the people alone you shit racist and you bully peoples so plz stop 8chan cow and i know the truth 8chan cow is a troll website and a full of chrime for stealing peoples data and peoples are not a cow there are humans


cdad29  No.756790

File: 79993fea5475594⋯.jpg (51.13 KB, 1188x672, 99:56, me_upset_and_shu_kurenai_c….jpg)

>>754756

>full of chrime

I assume you mean crime. Call the cyber police because I don't give a fuck.


d864bc  No.757474

>>754756

Stop lying you love 8chan. If you'd really dislike us so much, then why are you our pet-mascot? Checkmate.


defcd5  No.757555

>>757474

i dont like 8chan is bullying peoples and trolls them 😠🖕🏻


d864bc  No.758667

File: b12dc624d19bacb⋯.jpg (22.79 KB, 512x362, 256:181, 123445586.jpg)

>>757555

>yfw you get b.t.fo by Serfies trips


654a93  No.758695

>>757555

If you really want us to stop click >>390723 and tell them there that you want us to stop bullying you.


d864bc  No.758748

>>758695

Yes great advice. They'll help you on your crusade Serife. You could ask on /baphomet/ too.


facb19  No.760205

File: a59e4fd4e6b32ca⋯.png (123.02 KB, 1261x810, 1261:810, sonichu.png)

Looks like Serife is not a fan of Sonichu.


654a93  No.761061

>>760205

>and who is chris chan i do not know chris chan

That makes it even better.


cdad29  No.761182

>>760205

Someone send it to CWC. There might be some fun to be had by getting these two to cross paths.


654a93  No.761217

>>761182

Will the lovequest finally have closure?


cdad29  No.761227

>>761217

Only one way to find out.


defcd5  No.766435

peoples are not a cow you shit 8chan you still bully them and there are human 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻 shut down your website you shit bully and i am here for stop you


7eca45  No.766458

File: f3dc16b6ae40f83⋯.png (694.18 KB, 600x1067, 600:1067, ClipboardImage.png)

>i am here for stop you

And how are you going to do that, serife?


d2c57c  No.767050

File: caaa13852f3a199⋯.jpg (3.49 KB, 125x121, 125:121, 1549557977865s.jpg)


e54451  No.767896

>>766435

>thinking that this board is somehow the administration of the entire site.

kek


0e0f39  No.768887

Stop bullying republicans with your fake news.


cdad29  No.769007

>>766435

Do it then, fatty.


04fc29  No.769281

File: 219a5e882d6aef7⋯.png (659.17 KB, 720x820, 36:41, powercowple.png)

File: 962734b2c575fc7⋯.png (621.12 KB, 551x439, 551:439, serife x chijo.png)

File: 9d3ba6df1a27670⋯.png (849.92 KB, 720x960, 3:4, cwc serife.png)

Since Serife has so graciously returned to us, it is about time to decide who is the perfect match for our mascot

http://poal.me/dego2z


44309a  No.769346

File: 2851711fdf09ef4⋯.png (149.15 KB, 244x262, 122:131, 88756351008.png)

>>769281

Definetly rolling for Pajeet. Poor guy's looking for hot gf for ages. Plus her mustache is matching his perfectly.

She'll just have to be the man of the relationship, otherwise her glorious monobrows would be wasted.


defcd5  No.769428

You are serious fucking anoying on me so stop bully me and the peoples 🖕


44309a  No.769477

>>769428

Why are we annoying you? We're trying to help you sweetie. We're gonna find you a hot boyfriend now, so you can breed and make us more pet-mascots. It'll be great.


defcd5  No.769698

shut up you shit and stop bully and 🖕🏻 and i still love shu kurenai and shut up you all shit and trolls and you are still a trolls and bully so shut up 🖕🏻😠🖕🏻


e6309a  No.769790

>>769698

>I still love Shu

Fuck Shu, what about the others? What about Pajeet? Poor fella's gonna be heartbroken. Can't you love him a littlebit atleast? Why do you have to be so cruel?

We can't allow you to completely break the guy. His unpleasant face and his aids-riddled brain already made his life miserable enough. If he wins the poll, you'll have to hookup with him- sorry but end of story.


7eca45  No.769799

File: 8df8bbbf8848009⋯.png (223.95 KB, 482x367, 482:367, ClipboardImage.png)

>>769698

>i still love shu kurenai

Thats not what I see here.


e30352  No.769953

>>769281

I can't believe Serife and Pajeet aren't the same person


cdad29  No.770518

>>769953

Is this the deepest serife lore?


f69c00  No.771616

File: 3391653951c8740⋯.gif (14.73 KB, 255x191, 255:191, 19f987c9bcbc30a7ff7e971221….gif)

Thank god, A MOTHER FUCKING SERFIE THREAD!


defcd5  No.772050

haha bad news you shit bully all my friends trying to stop your shit trolls and bully and stop cyber bully you shir 8chan cow


defcd5  No.772051

i am not your mascot you shit cuber bully 8chan cow 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻


04fc29  No.772514

File: 052be95f245ad8f⋯.png (664.32 KB, 530x490, 53:49, serife pajeet.png)

>>769953

You may or may not be onto something here

Pajeet

>wants a gf

>has no waifu

>demands all of 8ch to pay attention to him

>hates his family

>two eyebrows

Serife

<rejects all potential suitors

<has multiple husbandos

<demands 8ch to ignore her

<loves her family

<glorious monobrow

They are like two sides of the autism coin


571e30  No.772670

>plz no bully you 8chan cyberbullies

Hi Kari, how does Timbox's semen taste like?


defcd5  No.773293

Just leave me alone you shit cyber bully and i am with shu kurenai and shut up you shit cyber bully 8chan cow and am with shu kurenai forever leave me alone and stop trolling on me 🖕


e54451  No.773364

shu kurenai autofellates while fantasizing about taking it in the ass from sonichu


571e30  No.773366

>>773293

lol cyberbullying doesn't exist. Just turn off the computer and go outside you fucking autist.


571e30  No.773381

>>773364

>shu kurenai autofellates while fantasizing about taking it in the ass from sonichu

wtf are you on about?


e00368  No.773391

>>747251 bitch to make bitch a cow if your the bitch that cant take a little shit. bitch nigger.


571e30  No.773406

>>773391

seeing as you want to get rid of those mean old cyberbullies then go on this thread right here and tell them to stop: https://8ch.net/cow/res/390723.html


447ce2  No.775469

File: a10fa9f17c8f4bb⋯.jpg (138.96 KB, 600x610, 60:61, 29.jpg)

>>772514

Imagine the child they'll have someday.

He'll be like the prophet of retardation, the messias of full-blown autism, the sperg-overlord. His powerlevel will be so high, it could probaly break the room-time continuum. He'll start a completely new era of laughing at brainlets and therefor initiate the best timeline.

He'll be the legendary cow we always deserved. I'm so excited.


7b7a0d  No.777881

>>775469

Or maybe their opposing autisms will cancel each other out and the child will be a normal person


1a6901  No.778334

>>777881

No, he will master both sides of autism spectrum. He will be fan of every cringy shit like ABDL, Incel, Sonic, Bee movie etc. His /cow/ thread will hit bump limit every day and there will multiple wikis dedicated to him. He will be god of autism.


93f598  No.779964

File: 43d2c8e55d0b539⋯.gif (912.37 KB, 500x320, 25:16, 5050halfstack.gif)

>>777881

No he won't be normal. He will be the greatest autist the world has ever seen. Stop blackpilling.


7b7a0d  No.779991

File: cf2c1eb1b270cef⋯.png (224.63 KB, 348x388, 87:97, barb.png)

>>778334

>>779964

So Serife would become Barb then? Held captive by her autistic spawn, stuck somewhere between life and death, unable to leave


1a6901  No.780054

File: 14fb53f3023ce33⋯.jpg (85.43 KB, 344x486, 172:243, flashbulb.jpg)

>>779991

Yeah, expect she will be actually raped and forced to play TCG with him.


93f598  No.780090

File: 0729867605f068e⋯.png (99.69 KB, 292x257, 292:257, 072.png)

>>780054

FUCK

I love this thread.


406636  No.788588

File: 6dbce6b154d32e4⋯.png (395.58 KB, 319x529, 319:529, shu kurenai in flesh.png)

Hey hey hey, Serife, look! Shu is alive and real! Pajeet became Shu just for you!


7eca45  No.788689

File: d32d822cf34efcd⋯.png (710.63 KB, 1024x1820, 256:455, ClipboardImage.png)

Oh gawd. But in seriousness, why optimus prime?


7eca45  No.788690

File: f5c1694f5746828⋯.png (47.48 KB, 1076x329, 1076:329, ClipboardImage.png)


932a7c  No.810740

Bamp


48c917  No.810785

File: b8dae12954685ec⋯.webm (6.95 MB, 854x480, 427:240, merkel and germany.webm)

>>747251

>>754057

I had no idea the turkroach meme was so fucking true. Forgive me Euro anons.


48c917  No.810788

>>769281

Sweet Christ what a horrendous sight! It's as if a Goliath Grouper gained the ability to walk on land and breathe air.


92d42c  No.814395

>>761227

>>769281

Pajeet would be better, I don't think it'll work with Chris.

They'll fight for whom is the greatest autistic. Serif would win everytime and Chris, in petty jealousy would fuck up in such a way it'll crown him autistic king instantly.


095c84  No.816801

File: 242aad898bd6832⋯.jpg (304.3 KB, 1362x1507, 1362:1507, Kill_Me.jpg)

>>777881

>>775469

>>778334

>>779964

One thing is for sure, he will be one dandy lookin' motherfucker.


7b9ece  No.816973

File: 6e3f2d6de8ea6f2⋯.png (977.53 KB, 1000x1411, 1000:1411, 6e3f2d6de8ea6f2c0257144e65….png)

>>816801

Beautiful! The King of Autism is here!


e7ebb2  No.817292

File: b9fc43dc32a15f8⋯.jpg (29.06 KB, 235x360, 47:72, 44789316.jpg)

>>816801

JESUS CHRIST


0b8bb8  No.818876

File: add58eef6e8891c⋯.jpg (26.92 KB, 275x313, 275:313, 888888.jpg)


1a6901  No.819000

>>818876

he stares directly into my soul


4fb92e  No.819003

File: 405a3d594db3310⋯.jpg (376.84 KB, 656x480, 41:30, 405a3d594db3310f6202ee1d18….jpg)

what in the fucking shit is this board even about?


0b8bb8  No.819089

>>819003

Love, peace and having a laugh.


7b9ece  No.819413

>>819003

Trying to genetically engineer the perfect being, can't you tell? >>818876 >>816801


654a93  No.819428

>>818876

That's fucking horrifying.


8aefe4  No.820054

>>754057

Put on a hijab you fucking whore. Also a related question: how many times has ISIS gangbanged you?


8aefe4  No.820059

>>766458

Looks like a downie.


0b8bb8  No.821055

File: 726f7704b9f96d3⋯.jpg (684.19 KB, 1107x756, 41:28, Autistmas.jpg)

How long until it becomes reality?


e30352  No.821079

File: db05347ddd6ccc4⋯.gif (5.84 MB, 474x487, 474:487, hitlerok.gif)

>>821055

I think the bitcoin assassins got rid of pajeet, rip pajeet, you'll never breed Karis5


0b8bb8  No.821089

>>821079

Please God, don't let this be true.


dc2eae  No.821347

>>821089

Pajeet be dead until proven otherwise


dc2eae  No.821357

File: 5191f24250c4cf3⋯.png (43.49 KB, 300x100, 3:1, Mascot Serife.png)

Reminder to Serife


a461a7  No.822507

Anyone have her accounts? DA, Facebook, ect?


844562  No.823178

File: 7689cf716f492ea⋯.jpg (77.21 KB, 894x894, 1:1, omae_wa_mou_shindeiru_dont….jpg)


1a6901  No.823216

>>823178

so she's basically "sans is mine, keep out" undertale fangirl, but with shu?


a461a7  No.823356

>>823216

Basically, yeah. With wayyy more autism. I think she hides her true power level from fear that the Muslim community will exterminate her.


5443a5  No.825488

is this the worst I've ever been drunk or were the last 10 minutes or so of andy's stream actually good


62bfea  No.825546

File: 48318cc5be5a5d9⋯.jpg (163.99 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 1516864904582.jpg)

So, if Pajeet is kill, who will be the next chosen one to breed Serife? We can't let this project die just because one of our subjects got bitcoinassasinated.

Kari still has the potential to birth the next Autismjesus.


1a6901  No.825568

File: 1096dc6796a8268⋯.mp4 (8.43 MB, 854x480, 427:240, cwc.mp4)

>>825546

perhaps Chris still has some frozen sperm in freezer


dc2eae  No.825587

>>825546

Timbox? I hear Serife and Timmy boy are getting all buddy buddy


090d60  No.829398

>>825568

It could work. Serife would probably take the father role, considering her fine mustache.

>>825587

You're right. She even has shown up a couple of times already to "defend" Timtim lmao.


c5e51e  No.853136

Bemp


696fc3  No.853226

Can we pair Serife up with the great author Travis from the Arthur thread? She can illustrate his works With no genitals present, in fact of course


2a3796  No.853254

>>853226

This, infact, could work of course.


1a6901  No.865531

bump, in fact of course


7eca45  No.866429

File: 1f01815e85ea708⋯.png (751.79 KB, 894x894, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

Oh gawd. Serife, what did sonichu do to you?


5ed60b  No.866500

>>866429

Someone tweet this to Chris. A feud between serife and cwc would be lulzy


560fbd  No.866664


cdad29  No.866978

>>866429

I think the most amazing thing is she's actually a worse artist then Chris.


638d58  No.867194

>>866429

Notre dame burned because of this.


7eca45  No.867274

File: 89b7809cd4fa9c7⋯.png (351.31 KB, 533x960, 533:960, ClipboardImage.png)

heh hehe heh, one eye.


7eca45  No.867276

File: e6fe0af83cb34ef⋯.png (469.13 KB, 935x600, 187:120, ClipboardImage.png)

Here are some responses from the sonichu pic.




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