/cow/ - Lolcows

>>520056

Keep going. Would't want the board to fall to 7pph instead of 8. Only 54 UIDs now. The others learned their lesson. Don't fuck with Kraut.

>>520059

What are you talking about? Did Kraut come back? I thought he was getting a job, or something.

>>520049

The only people that lose to Tonka and Joachim are the ones that continue to follow them.

>>520058

imagine unoriginal shitposting with the hope of getting it attached to your name and rep.

>>520058

"english faggot"

>>520073

Holy Shit! She looks as flat chested as VampTranny.

>>520076

That webm still cracks me up each time I see it.

>>520073

That Anakin Skywalker Jake Lloyd tweet she rt'd is good.

>>520077

I so want to believe melon of troy is a tranny. This would be the perfect cherry on top of French autist downfall.

>>520073

do you like listening to a literal child talk about politics anon?

>>520079

A tranny would be less disastrous than some of the mistakes he has made. I mean "she" does associate with that faggot spicolas.

>>520080

Well, he listens to the Killstream doesn't he?

>>520080

>listening to women's opinions about anything

he probably just wants to put his dick in her like 100% of her audience.

>>520082

It would be great to know how many women follow her. And how many of those aren't' lesbians. And if this number is above 10.

>>520084

Do you think Nick the Spic is going to fuck her, or is his autism too strong?

>>520086

I am pretty sure nick will be the one getting fucked.

>>520090

why would you ever want to see more of that disgusting unhinged kikess

also that outline doesn't look good

>>520091

I want Kraut to return, the shitshow will be great

>>520090

>>520094

No way he'll return. He's gonna be a taunt-and-tease. If he came back he'd fall on his face. But this way he can sit on the sidelines and troll, rewriting history to suit him as his kind are want to do. Sargon probably also has him on tight leash and forbids him from doing videos.

>>520089

>>520073

Christ, how tiny is she?

Would still impregnate.

>>520098

Small enough that even if you aren't well-endowed you could probably stretch her out and make her scream.

>>520095

What more can be said?

>>520095

link ?

>>520095

Is that for real? Someone here predicted it, but goddamn if they're dumb enough to let him in their ranks then they're dumber than I thought.

>>520090

Trying to keep tabs on a god? How foolish.

>>520104

How can Trout be considered a god if even Baked fucking Alaska is more of a man that what Traut will ever be?

>>520106

Baked Alaska is a dog walker living at his mothers home now. JF is homeless and without a wife. Andy has disappeared. Gabe is dying. Anyone who so much as looks at Kraut meets destruction. That my friend is what a real God is.

>>520090

amazing photoshop skills kraut, i can see every pixelated edge

>>520107

>Baked Alaska is a dog walker living at his mothers home now.

And yet, he has the balls to go on the streets and join the very same people that maced him a year ago. Traut shits his pants and does nothing more than kvetch on discord, twitter and the kumite. Also, his dick might be small, but at least it has never been split.

Baked is more of a man than Joseph Lancaster.

>>519863

>Have people pay you to do in-depth videos on internet drama.

>Have same people do research for your in-depth videos on internet drama.

>Profit.

>>520130

Apparently all of Friday and all of Saturday wasn't enough time to research MM, a guy he's known in some sense since GG.

>>520136

Liberalist-ism. You forgot that it's a tism.

SOYRONIES LIVE

>>520136

It is, but he's still going to try to leverage whatever influence he has

>>520148

Don't forget to flag for misogyny.

>>520148

this is awful

>>520148

the second I click on it and hes talking about raping someone

absolutely disgusting and I just reported it

>>520157

thank God for people like you anon. Racist jokes, I can let slide, but this rape shit is truly sick. Btw, my wignat computer can barely keep up with this highbrow soyronyism.

CRP is for the nigs.

Faggot Thomas Ellington trying to #meToo onto the MundaneFatt bandwagon.

>>520148

who?

>>520160

Don't see TJ Sotomayor on here much, but he's pretty real with his talk.

>>520168

tommy and CRP are about to talk 1 on 1

>>520169

Sounds like it.

>>520171

>JF devours his baked potato

That's nice.

>>520102

You dumbasses just don't get it yey. People like Baked Alaska are just saboteurs playing both sides. Maga, Antifa, doesn't matter, all of these are manipulated by Intelligence orgs, and saboteurs flitter between them like fish.

>>520186

Anon, I don't know if you are an agent yourself, or if you really believe in the truth.

>>520186

Mossad secret hedquarters:

>Tilly Law has been compromised, I repeat Tilly Law is compromised! Activate Cucked Alaska!

>Are you insane! We can't do that he's in too deep!

>I SAID ACTIVATE ALASKA NOW!!!

SILENCE!

ominous chuckling from a shadowy figure in the corner stops the arguing All break into a cold sweat and lose their pallor. It calmy hisses

>everything is unfolding as I have forseen

>>520193

Mossad still had Kike Enoch, Richard Spencer and many many more.

>>520199

>>520198

>trssperg is a goyimgator

imagine my shock

>>520199

What about that Tommy Robinson fag they kept pushing everywhere?

>>520207

How the fuck did they get that picture of Chris-chan?

>>520207

is that Dante? that shit takes me back.

>>519587

People keep saying Leo is a furfag. He used to do a shitty Meowth impression in his earlier streams, so some fanart was made of him as Meowth. He later started dating an artist that made a new dog avatar for him. I think it was a reference to the dog ending in Silent Hill.

>>520215

Is streaming a good way to meet women? I mean women. I don't want to find out that this person I've been talking to for months has a penis bigger than mine.

>>520215

Leo is a homo furfag turned into born-again anti-catholic anti-jew adventist.

>>520198

big if true

>>520200

word is the mexican chick helped plan UTR 2 lmfao

>>520269

What was her name? It was something normal but not common, especially for a latina.

>>520269

Oh shit. I just remembered. It was Samara.

I'm pretty sure Baked Alaska was marching with antifa because he still thinks his "alt-right" audience threw him under the bus.

>>520269

>samara helps plan utr2

>baked marches with antifa

It's like a goddamned mexican telenovela.

>>520287

The fuck? If you knew the link and saw it the first time it was posted, why didn't you save it yourself?

>>520287

it wasnt him you dummy, you can see the guys face in the full thing

sargoy shared the clip himself when it was goign around

>>520294

Perfect disguise.

>>520295

i am surprised though, i jsut tried to find it and it seems taken down from multiple places

perhaps the uploader in it got outed because it was getting shared too much so he took it down himself?

>>520297

Anything is possible.

>>520294

>you can see the guys face in the full thing

You can, and he has SoyGoy's patented neck-beard and cuck-face too. There's no perfect freeze frame that pans to the guys face, but I vividly remember the quick-shot upwards looked exactly like him.

>sargoy shared the clip himself

Blatant disinformation - he didn't have a twitter account when it was released, and Facebook would have shoaded his page for sharing porn; plus, since the loser is attempting to break out into mainstream politics, videos of him fucking trannies with him calling conservatives niggers as a back-track, would be a knock-out blow to his public image.

>>520297

>tried to find it and it seems taken down from multiple places

It isn't hard to get it pulled, since most sites take down "revenge porn" due to it being illegal in most Western Countries now, and the Soy Father himself looks identical to the guy in the vid, it wouldn't be hard to get it pulled.

<I know Naked Ape probably has it archived, I'll ask on his discord later.

anything actually interesting happen recently?

>>520300

mundanematt exposed himself as false flagger on the killstream

>>520301

I'm gonna need a quick rundown

>>520299

please do ask and put it up here as a webm, its not long iirc, then we can all see

i honestly dont remember but i remember it getting spammed at pol then at least myself coming to the conclusion it wasnt actually him

>>520303

Killstream played a old video of Matt where he played with a toy bear and sayed nigger and the stream got shoah'd 30 seconds in. After that Ralph (together with M.etokur and others) brought him on to ask him what's going on and if he flagged other videos. Matt lies for 90 minutes only to learn that you can show your reporting history on YT. Matt does it and gets ripped to shreds.

>>520308

i was hoping to be mistaken

>>520306

matt reluctantly does it after uhmm and ahhing for 15 minutes while everyone else shows you can do it and post a screenshot in 20 seconds*

>>520137

>people hate jews because they are a minority who have the proclivity to be successful and that amounts to a lot of antisemitism

Don't forget the anti-eastasianitism, professor Jordan B. Peterosn

>>520306

>sayed

god I'm a fucking idiot

>>520322

yes son you are

Not sure if this Snorlax of Akkad video has been posted

>>520336

no

>>520324

Even if it has a real political party behind it, it still has LARP written all over.

>>520336

did he find a new guy to orbit?

>>520339

Dick doesn't deserve having to deal with scrub. He's got enough people hanging off his dick.

>>520336

>"I bet he fucks like shit."

Scrub can relate, I imagine.

>>520334

No one would care enough to remember.

>>520340

I'm pretty sure he will never know his name.

>>520338

agree, but twitter may consider it fraudulent impersonation, if they get suspended so i guess well see ooops

>>520343

Oh, well. I'm not a cow because I'm following this shit to kill time during the luls in my schedule. Do what you need. I just wanted further confirmation he's as fos as everyone already knows. You might have acted like a faggot, but no more than Donga and Ralph. But you don't have a youtube channel, so your faggotry is less tolerable.

<MORNING KUMITE: MUNDANE QUINN STRIKES AGAIN

>>520073

Anyone have the webm of her being excited to talk to the Stepfather?

>>520348

What's this about Donga? I don't want to watch your dead air for the next 6 hours.

>>520348

I don't suppose any of their more innocent guests have yet to suggest that they should all show each others' report pages live on air?

>>520353

DONGA NO INTERNET

>>520354

>donga screen shares ms paint

>it still has someone else's avatar in the corner

I can only hope.

600 viewer donga boost thanks to Matt's self-immolation

>>520356

thanks to Moleman9000, donka was dead fuck Moleman9000

donka begging for play button, pathetic

>>520348

Tonkatard is trying to bully a 100k play button off of MundaneFatt again… he KNOWS he'll never get one on his own, so he has to bully it out of someone else. Guess now that he has someone willing to fight him IRL, he's desparate to distract with this play button shit.

I'm shaking with this level of bullying… if this keeps up, I might have to report it to the fine people at YouTube.

>>520360

if mundane matt was to do it, it would get nuked so fast, join matts discord and ask him

>>520216

>are online people traps and catfish

There's real grils, but they're all damaged to hell and back. Surprisingly, a better ham planet / single mom ratio than dating sites.

Potential caller tells donga they have secret recordings of matt and demands to get on

>>520365

hope there's no possibility of "Daddy NO!" being screamed. None whatsoever.

Pre-Matt: 200-300 viewers for Donga

Post-Matt: 800-1000 viewers for Donga

>>520368

I take it you don't think Matt's suicide was worth Donga absorbing it for weeks worth of cocks?

>>520369

Ooooooo soooooo gooood!!! fap fap fap fap

>>520368

Hey… I reported that vid. It was awful. They didn't have a flag for "faggot that needs to kill himself" so I just said it was promoting self harm because I wanted to shove a fork in my ear listening to it.

Would this be tonkas first belt?

>>520374

nah, he was a frequently acquainted with his dad's

>>520375

FATHER, NAY

if you search mundanematt on youtube right now, you wont find mundanematt's actual channel or his videos unless you scroll way down the list

"Some audio has come out" says Donga

"Matt has always hated you Failya, he was using you, he never liked you."

>>520346

If you're asking for confirmation that they're in cahoots then yes that is the case. They'll rush to defend each other. If they had any morals at all it would have been considered just as bad as what Matt did.

I'm mainly getting away from here because just checking in on it between tasks ends up consuming your life. I came to laugh at Chris-chan a decade ago and here I sit still wasting time on it. The only way these faggots will stop what they're doing is if you stop giving them attention. If you haven't realized that they shill here constantly to keep the paypig money coming and there are multiple groups laughing at every anon in this thread for spending all their time here then I can't help you.

Also I just got the best job offer I've ever gotten in my life after working at getting into the company for several years so I'd be a fool not to take it. I'll be leaving town for the first time in years in a few weeks to travel the entire country and make lots of money. It'll be 14-18 hour days 7 days a week but it beats sitting on this PC for the rest of my life.

>>520387

anon, we all know you are probably going to jump off a building or a bridge to kill yourself. If that is your plan, I encourage you to rethink that. DO A FLIP FAGGOT!

>>520387

Oh I'm being a faggot and blog posting I might as well say this: Donga I know you're in this thread and I'll still beat your ass for free if you want the chance to square off with a real fighter for the first time in your life. I may be an old NEET but I still remember how to brawl. Wrestlers are major pussies and have nothing on hockey players. I'm sure you have herpes, all those fags that roll around on the mat with each other end up getting it eventually.

>>520388

>jumping off a bridge

>when you own more rifles than the US Army

Failure is showing his dream lady and she's twice the man Tonka will ever be.

>>520390

I wanted to get in the "do a flip faggot" line.

>>520406

better=less. neet/hikkos don't typically into babby. go get you a spergy chick

donka going for 2 hours talking about the same shit he truly does have a one track mind, incapable of higher thought, i expect retard ralph will do the same, whats the point of watching…for the possibility of faggot Moleman9000 being on, boring.

>>520411

>Moleman9000

It looks like people are getting tired of MrMediocre. Not many off-topic threads in other boards. Don't really see anything related to him but rarely. It's obvious he stirs the pot so he can dip his cocks in and get it covered and smelly like he wants, but that's all he ever produced was shit once he quit the Internet Aristocrat era.

>>520412

/ used as an including qualifier, as in better ratio on both. if you have to choose you don't, fatties over single moms every time. fat can come off, but you ever been stuck at a place with kids? that's your life now.

coachkino did an unironically good video, the downsides of a single mother are too long to list

>>520416

>ham planets

>losing weight

What world is this?

>but you ever been stuck at a place with kids? that's your life now.

That doesn't seem like the proper mentality for raising children to become contributing members in society.

I'm watching the video now. Is this guy a jew?

>>520418

women are children anyway, they require guidance. 1 > 2 with another man swinging his dick in my home, but you do you.

>is CRP a jew

one must lurk to obtain the essence of the CRP question

>>520416

Only exception is widows. Even then, why would you take on someone else's responsibilities? I think the point of the video was:

>If a woman chooses a shitty partner to have kids with, then she has shit judgement.

>Man dumps woman he has kids with, what's wrong with her to make him do that?

>The kids will never be yours. They might be fun to hang around with, but you're on the hook for financially supporting them, but you have no legal rights, even if they're decent kids and you're trying to do the right thing.

>If the ex is still around, there is bound to be drama there, if he wants anything to do with his kids.

Common sense as explained by a boomer.

>>520419

Is there something wrong with correcting the kid by correcting the woman?

>>520420

>why would you take on someone else's responsibilities?

What about foster kids?

>The kids will never be yours. They might be fun to hang around with, but you're on the hook for financially supporting them, but you have no legal rights, even if they're decent kids and you're trying to do the right thing.

Why is he even talking about the kid? Isn't this all about """dating""" fucking and not living together or any of that bullshit? Might not even meet the kid in that case.

>If the ex is still around

That's definitely a red flag.

Failya infiltrates the Mundane Fatt discord, mentioning flagging earns an instaban

MundaneFatt told on us… he posted that "8chan" is making it their mission to make it look like he's flagging everything.

Disavow

>>520428

Which board?

>>520422

>What about foster kids?

They have nothing to do with getting into a relationship. If you and your wife want adopt or whatever, you're probably in a committed relationship.

>Why is he even talking about the kid? Isn't this all about """dating""" fucking and not living together or any of that bullshit? Might not even meet the kid in that case.

Because one of the ways to get into a single mother's panties on the regular is to show them you'll look after the kid. If all it is is a quick fuck, I wouldn't call that dating.

There might be an exception out there. But it's common sense advice for men looking for a relationship. He didn't even touch on coalburners with niglets, but it's the same principle. They have a history of making shitty choices, or they're so crazy that even the guy that fathered the kids doesn't want to be around them.

Most of his videos that I've are shit. This one was decent.

>>520422

you'll never be able to correct the kid, as he has three masters and you're the inferior. if you're dating a woman to just fuck and not working towards living together, anything beyond fucking her is high cuckery or a benevolent gift.

it's better to be pessimisstic as possible, because all the what-if-ery amounts to counting on finding cash in your jeans each month to pay rent.

>>520428

Failure said Matt posted it in his discord. I don't see it myself.

Tonka trying to jew out 5 additional sponsors to get an emoji ability… Fucking tonka is such trailer trash.

>>520428

<I'm going to keep flagging everything

<blame /cow/

He's learning.

>>520430

>Because one of the ways to get into a single mother's panties on the regular is to show them you'll look after the kid.

They don't dump the kid off at the grandparents' house? Makes more sense to me.

>They have a history of making shitty choices, or they're so crazy that even the guy that fathered the kids doesn't want to be around them.

I don't dispute this, but I wonder, if it's only the woman that's crazy, would there be a snowball's chance in hell for the father to retain sole custody instead of the mother?

>>520431

Oh shit.

>When you are dating a woman who has a kid living at home still who is older than you

>>520434

Hey… I'm about to start namefagging my flags! If I'm going to listen to these drunken retards, then I want credit for shoving them back into the swamps where they belong.

>>520435

>I don't dispute this, but I wonder, if it's only the woman that's crazy, would there be a snowball's chance in hell for the father to retain sole custody instead of the mother?

Depends on the courts. What if it's some juggalette that banged all your friends and you're not even sure if the kid is yours? This is the problem with what if's.

>>520438

Not sure. It's not unusual for HHS to take kids from their parents if they are drug addicts or abusive or negligent.

>>520435

Hey, you might have a sweet, if not degenerate, set up if it's a sugar momma thing. Take stock of your life priorities and goals, and look 10 years ahead in current situ.

tbh, listening to you, my advice is back off to fuck buddy while you find a wife. Very few things worse than wasted time.

>>520444 (checked)

>Very few things worse than wasted time.

True.

>>520435

>would there be a snowball's chance in hell for the father to retain sole custody instead of the mother?

It's rare but it happens. My father got sole custody of us but only because Mom up and left and didn't really fight him on it. My friend managed it too for the same reason combined with the fact that she was batshit and it was well documented. Even then they both still got dirty looks any time they had to deal with the state. A man walking into that office is automatically assumed to be a dead beat Dad

mainly because it's staffed by fat roasties looking for any chance to screw a man over

>>520441

You'd think so but they'll let you keep the kids if at all possible. Typically they only take the kids away for a couple of months before giving them right back. I do know of a few idiots that lost them permanently over drugs but even then the kids went to a family member and they can visit them anytime.

they never do because they're faggots that prefer heroin to their own children

>>520397

Sounds good. Jumping is for idiots though I don't understand why anyone does it. Guns and drugs are always the best options assuming you get the right drugs and know how to aim.

>>520409

You can still enjoy /cow/ by lurking and staying away from this cancer thread.

>>520396

Yeah I'm ready to get back to that kind of life. The only issue with it is you eventually feel like you're in prison no matter where you're working. I have to keep in mind long term goals. I'm not killing myself until I've seen a few more places and bought more arcade cabinets. I still need to come up with the money for that sweet ass Twinkle Star Sprites cabinet I've been wanting.

>>520446

>You can still enjoy /cow/ by lurking and staying away from this cancer thread.

are you one of those fags that "learns lessons in life"?

lol kys

>>520426

someone should do a vocaroo of this.

can jewtube shoah you for excessive flagging?

Asking for a friend whom I disavow.

>>520454

namefag detected

>>520456

dunno, the fact you can't fag spoiler says you're probably Matt learning the ropes.

>>520387

>I can't help you.

Nobody asked you to help with shit. Take a pill.

>>520220

I'm going to need proof on the furfagotry. I know he has a dog and Meowth avatar, but he didn't make those himself. I've seen him date one of his female viewers too, so he's at least bi if not totally straight.

I don't pay much attention to him, but I've known him since he used to advertise his streams on /x/.

>>520466

What is that -185,117 number? Is that subscribers?

>>520468

that's views, when you delete videos, their view count is also deleted from your total.

>>520466

that's okay… vamptranny will still be recording into the future.. plenty of time for that sweet personality to show through and be highlighted to the good folk at youtube.

>>520471

Someone should order him a whaaa-burger and some french cries.

>>520471

Good think I have a job and don't do youtube for a living. I'm not bound by their honor code. Maybe fatboy should crawl out of his bottle and get a jerb instead of living off his mudshark of a wife that's happy to make a living monetizing the work of a psycho.

>>520472

You'd have to soak them in vodka to get him to go anywhere near them.

>>520471

The obvious being that they're all competing for an over-lapping supply of viewers that don't have the time to watch hours of videos every day.

>>520475

How many of these youtube streams do there need to be to cover the absurd drama about youtube streamers?

>>520479

Depends who you ask.

>>520480

What did he do here to sargon?

>>520481

Throw more in there. It's all meta at this point anyways. People love to watch meta cocks.

>>520471

It's like the chivalric code of the ecelebs. Truly the moral paragons of our time. Their avatars blazing in noble combat like the standards upon the shields of dueling knights. Just and noble, awe inspiring, and totally not a bunch of unemployed vindictive gossipy degenerate cunts scrambling over one another for efame and shekels.

>>520482

Soysoy seemed to think that the anon who emailed UKIP about his white nigger rant was was Ethan himself, and then went on to equating Ethan to Kraut and himself to Rage.

>>520484

Talk about hubris.

>>520480

>short fat life

He really likes throwing out terms that describe himself. Surprised he didn't call him a cuck.

>>520493

Is she saying she isn't intelligent? Or was this a jab at JF?

>>520493

lauren rose is a secret leftist and her twitter account should be purged without guilt

>>520495

Melon Rose is the best thing to happen to IBS since Soysoy.

>>520494

She's trying to be le ebin wahmen who helps men self-improve. I think it's her new marketing angle from the CIA HQ. Nick, like the retarded virgin that he is, fell for it hook line and sinker.

>>520496

If she wanted to do that, she should film herself going to the gym. Also, how is sugar daddy Halsey going to respond to that? He's also a fat midget.

>>520498

I wonder if we can get JF to throw an autistic fit of jealous rage over Melon and Spicolas' new relationship.

>>520499

No, trust me. In her month-long hiatus, she had time to reflect, and she realized that her job is to implicitly turn men into NatSoc, so that insane wignats would leave her alone without her naming the jew. Little does she know that insane wignats are just that - insane wignats.

>>520496

>helps men

>self-improve

>>520500

I thought she was trying to get in the good graces of ironyhos and 'conservative' mexicans.

People unironically are listening to a boy larping as a man.

>>520501

Seems like it's just a real life smuggie

>heh, I was going to have to address your arguments, but shut up, you're fat

>>520505

Ah yes, the classic 'daggers' of women.

>you're fat

>you're a virgin

>you're a loser

It's 5pm CST and Medicare hasn't published that video he promised for day before yesterday… guess his paypiggies haven't finished editing it for him.

>>520504

Which one? There's so many to choose from.

>>520507

>You're penis is small and you can't get laid.

>>520508

>Satanic panic

>hysteria

>>520508

>She's a wahmen, she knows fear. She respects fear.

She has a sky daddy that tells her it's all true!

I used to have a lot of respect for Mike the Kike for managing to land a B'nai B'rith top tier kikess. I lost all of it after he was bullied by the soyronies.

>>520514

You mean his whole selling out his ideaology to avoid longer prison time by being an FBI informant didn't have any bearing on your opinion about him?

>>520493

Why can't all these fucking thots just go away?

>>520518

we have to purge

>>520517

Are you insane wignat? Do you really expect me to believe that he did not defend himself in court without a lawyer against a multi-million dollar lawyer firm in a city with a hostile judge? Lol, this is why I left the "alt-right". You're all a bunch of larpers.

Is there a good, short (~10 minute) summary video of Matt admitting to flagging people? Been busy lately, listening to JohnnyFox talk about it but he's just talking about himself.

>>520520

He defended himself in court. Whoop-die-shit. If the guy was committed to his belief, he would've understood the possibility of suffering as necessary to hold fast to his cause, but he didn't because he is a pussy ass shit who is only in it for the money like the jew he is.

>>520527

Melon of Akkad has a nice ring to it.

>>520527

i hope someone shoots this negro

SOYSOY PROMOTES DOOM AND ALEX JONES

love the effort

hate the result

>>520523

>https://www.bitchute.com/video/blFAlqor9ebi/

Dame Pesso video that was already flagged

you can watch just the begging for the greatest bits

or

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7bpONV9HFE

start from 01:24:30 that's where it all starts to crumble and in 01:48:00 he shows the rest people he flagged

>>520530

It's just this, which has been done before, multiple times.

>>520533

yeah pretty much. once again, he steals someone else's cocks, and runs it into the ground

>>520532

In that second link, who is screaming about screenshot at 1:27:15?

>>520535

keemstar

>>520533

>>520530

"water filter salesman"/"merchant was stolen from cuck/pol/ as well.

>>520537

oh ok.

>>520532

wait, matt ran away from a cripple. Can he get any lower?

>>520537

>keemstar

More like:

>Screamstar

>>520545

There's a bunch of people screaming in that stream. It was difficult to hear over that one guy. He just kept screaming and laughing. It got annoying quickly.

>>520553

Him and Gabe are the most tolerable to me at this point

Not like I'm unaware of the flaws, but I'm still more partial to them

>>520548

His moral outrage is deafening.

>MundaneTwat flagged down Dame Pesos' the newest Soyless Matt show

Wew, laddie.

Gabes video is up

>>520561

>>520562

>Starts with his old Quinnspiracy intro and opening

I wonder if Fatt was the one who kept flagging Godwinson's social media. Maybe he'll come back after this.

>>520562

countdown to strike, I give it 3 hours.

>>520567

Way ahead of you anon

>>520569

Views are tallied by a separate system from thumbs. YT doesn't care about thumbs, so they get quickly written into the tally. Views are collected from all of the various servers providing the streaming and have to be fed down to a central processing system that ensures they're long enough to count and are not being botted and to account for ads run on them and YT Red minutes earned. So, they're not counted until the viewer leaves the video.

Okay… this is bull shit.. if I see these video clips any more, I'm going to be forced to start flagging them… this is NOTHING NEW and the same shit that 100 other people have already posted in the last two days.

>>520575

yes, but this isn't aimed at us, this is aimed at the people who don't obsessively follow a /cow/ thread and multiple livestreams for months.

>>520569

There's a delay in showing the correct video view tally across each of yt's cdn servers. It used to purposely stay at 121+ for the first couple of hours, but I assume the have a new algorithm in place.

>>520525

Her stare is akin to divine retribution.

Every time I look into her eyes I feel as if I'm a bit closer to God.

IS THIS LOVE??

>>520562

ralphs unbearable drunken yells ruin the best parts

>>520562

>up for 30 minutes

>10,000 views

>>520579

lust

>>520562

Majority of the video is the ralph stream, im not surprised at all.

>>520580

Makes me want to throat punch him every time.

>>520582

That explains the boner.

So, would you say that Matt is even more fucked than Kraut?

>>520585

Dame Peso did it so much better, and included more info in 15 minutes. You might even say it won the title of Mundane away from Fatt.

>>520562

>movie length

>literally no cocks of his own

Why did this take him over a month since his last video again?

>>520592

No.

This is just dumb drama youtube drama.

Kraut's slaying was more than that, it was grand.

It brought so many people together.

No one will remember Matt's flag spree in 3 days

>>520593

I'm 40 min in and my gawd is this boring!

>>520598

>>520585

All the Candid shit and the skeptic links is in the last 10-12 minutes. Breddy good.

All the skeptics that complain about free speech, youtube censorship and the adpocalypse, helped Google build the algorithms that made it possible by shilling Candid.

>no more Harmful Opinions

>no more Godwinson

>Fatt Garbo is still breathing

fuck the internet

>>520598

It doesn't get any better either. I honestly haven't seen a good Metocuck video since TGWTG series. Even the Trout ones were uninteresting except for the drama they surrounded.

<honestly guys, stop watching after 40 minutes. It's boring

<yawn

No more youtube shekels liberalists.

>>520602

I'm surprised more people don't get on Sargon's case over the Candid, absolutely shifty shit there

It's almost as if there's a group that doesn't want you to watch the last 10 minutes of the video.

The candid part.

hmmm.

Big think.

>>520607

Mr Free Speech advocate.

https://twitter.com/TimOfLimb0/status/1029075924577406977

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCs2ALByxoNZU4Vj-uTAP-YQ/feed?disable_polymer=1

Empty channel. Hopefully he'll upload some old stuff.

>>520608

The Homeless Opinions videos on Candid are better. This is just lazy repost cocks. Whatever gets them paypiggies squealing though I guess. I wanted to see more of that embarrassing puppet shit.

>>520610

why bother all these channels are the same at this point, discussing the same subjects, same shitty takes and same bland personality

>>520612

Harmless Opinions has an axe to grind with the skeptics. Also he's a homeless autist. He's a high functioning source of m1lk, either producing it himself, or some others.

>>520613

the skeptics are mindless drones, all live streaming talking about news and giving leftist takes, theyre not gonna stop unless kicked off youtube

>>520614

never say never

>>520614

The candid app was made by google SJW's and they paid the 'anti-SJWs' to shill it, why?

To learn the language of anti-SJWs so their AI could figure out what language they used. So they could censor them via AI automation. Using the gatekeepers to shut the gates.

I now have a theory that JF's spergery about youtube rules was him trying to 'beat' the algorithm. It's a shit theory.

>>520614

Now that's a cow mentality if I've ever seen one.

>T-these God damn skeptics will rule youtube, unless some dastardly man destroys them and brings justice to the world

Kill yourself retard.

I hate the rag tag group of skeptics as much as anyone else, but they're just very dumb people with no talent trying to work.

You implying that they should be deplatfomred is the most cow and autistic thing I've read here in the last hour.

>>520617

It was over the administrative aspect of youtube not the algorithm

>>520618

im implying they will do this for a long ass time, dont really care but would laugh when many of them go back to working jobs watching hot dogs spin, due to having like zero skills/education

>>520619

The algorithm was politically motivated. Moderating the platform. The Candid app was designed to collect 'unfiltered opinion' from it's users, then banned between 40-70% of the posts. It was training an AI via the community of the skeptics shilling it.

>>520622

What mistake did he make? He got caught? So now he's bragging about the shady shit he's doing that he hasn't been caught for?

>>520622

Sounds like Filip's tears after he fucking plagiarized a review from Dead Cells from some fuck-off nobody

Also since when the fuck was jeff holiday relevant? I saw the 360 degree camera stream at kilroy and that's it

>>520610

Just after the peak of candid, he was "hacked" and had all his videos deleted. When he got the account back jewtube said they couldn't revert the deletion. Then a few months after of fairly low activity, he was shoahed again.

I don't want to circlejerk or anything, but he got a rough deal, and there was not a peep about it from mister mundane or any of skeptics alike. This was what, 1.5-2 years ago?

>>520625

I only know him from the kraut stuff where he helped get rageafterstorm pretty much deleted from the internet and fired from her job

>>520606

i paused it and wondered off to do something more interesting… came back to watch the ending and would have been more entertained mowing my lawn.

>>520608

Some of us saw it the first time around and Reddikur gets some parts wrong… just like through the entire video he gets shit wrong.

>>520622

jeff holiday got revived by dr phil and that goobacks jilljuice and his videos are unwatchable

>>520617

Nope. That woman from candid was a wash out at google… every one of her projects failed spectacularly. The core group at candid (about 3 people) were hoping to make it big enough that the silicon valley types would get on there and discuss their projects (so they were looking to get insider information by virtue of their access to the servers). There tech backend was another company that collects data from all sorts of platforms like twitter, facebook, forums, etc, etc and coalates it into the information that's sold to marketers. The investors were sold the tale that the candid platform could have an AI that would automatically read/understand narratives for moderation (their tech was little more than crude word matching!) and that eventually their data trove could be sold off as a competitor to facebook who is still trying to get their data used by the companies that make automated lending and hiring decisions. The whole lot of them were pretty big idiots with the skills to con a few people with big bank accounts. It was always doomed to die w/in the first 18mos. And, Google was already WAY ahead of what they were doing at that time.

>>520636

yup prediepie did but it was dr phil a few weeks earlier cause channel was bleeding subs like warski lol

Dude, wtf has happened in the last month?

>>520644

You weren't missed.

RALPHAMALES ASSEMBLE

in 20 mins

>>520646

>>520647

I sure hope they don't give matt a reason to flag it down. That would be a damn shame. It would be so horrible if that happened.

>>520651

That face of his is like saying that he's on menstruation, but instead of blood it's soy.

>>520654

I came back because Venti is collapsing.

>>520635

Uber bought Candid. Uber has a partnership with Google in various AI developments.

<#Killstream: Moleman9000's Mundane Matt Magnum Opus

>>520658

this stream is gay and stupid

fuck huttjarbo anyway it's not like he's going to quit the internet forever this is just him being rent-free in theralphretard's mind

>>520660

>he thought matt was really going to immolate

>he didnt realize this would fuel ralph and especially donga with cocks and viewers for months right as anime mafia shit was getting stale

>>520661

still blows my mind that so many of those faggots sold out so easily over this

the second any money was offered, they all jumped at it

>>520664

They were paying $10k-$15k to small channels… larger channels got even more. And, instead of going through a normal "influencer market place" they went directly to people who'd barely even mastered not committing ear rape on a routine basis.

Chat needs to spam "Nora Knew!" to piss Ralph off.

>>520667

I've been wondering what the "I'm about to be a PhD in Psychology and know everything" jewess was thinking about all of this!

>>520669

that cum stain on that shirt!

>>520662

Yeah pizza the hutt has always been too much of a loser to actually do anything except stagnate. He fucking deserves career suicide though

<donga

How the fuck is dunka still a thing? How many times does he have to have the koo-meh-tay burn through channels like bleach through limestone? How many times does his tranny boyfriend have to beat him?

>>520667

Isn't she that "phd holder" whose most "relevant" drama months ago was arguing with speds over how she mentioned the holocaust? What is she going to boringly cluck about this time?

>>520662

I thought you were "on vacation." Or are you the loudmouth?

>>520669

Why is she so hairy?

>>520647

>>520658

I'm watching a video of a guy watching a video of a guy watching a video of the two guys I'm watching.

What's Carl Benjamin's connection to Candid? Was he shilling it too?

>>520677

From what I remember, he used to defend everyone that sold out to Candid and attacked Harmful Opinions several times for exposing it. Not sure if he got paid off for it though.

>>520677

He parked his ass on the fence and said that people have a right to make money as long as they disclosed their association but he has never taken sponsored videos. And to this day, he still has never done sponsored videos.

So, the only thing you have is him not shitting on the Candid people. But, I'm a free-market type and don't really give a shit about the retards that signed up on that app when it required a phone number to even sign up.

>>520678

>>520679

>le ebin sodomy by fencepost

not surprising.

>>520681

Well, I personally don't care about sponsored cocks either… capitalism is what it is. If you can't think for yourself and you get taken in by a fucking ad…then you deserve to have your shit collected, collated, and resold.

Ralph's pet pajeet faggot might be interested in getting spoonfed.

https://imgur.com/gallery/mQSBI

>>520662

What's the matter, Zidan? Getting bored watching a video you already watched, so you decided to come shit up h8chan instead?

>>520677

He tweeted a pic of Harmful's mom with something about autism. He had another tweet equating Harmful's mild autism with being delusional or schizo or something.

Ralph sounds unusually sober tonight. We'll see how long that lasts, bet he's already jonesing for a drink after a few hours w/out any.

report ralphs stream. Hopefully more of them go down and he blames matt.

>>520689

He supposedly gave her the info about Harmful Opinions that let them take more aggressive action against Harmful. Like his real name and town or something.

>>520687

Yes.

>You can't be right about your conspiracy because you have autism. If you didn't have autism you would see there is no conspiracy.

Oppress me daddy

>>520691

fuck off matt

I wish I could find more links between Sargon and Candid, but it seems to be mainly Armored Skeptic, WigOnHead and Bananaman. Bearing and some other faggots were in on it, too.

>>520697

Amazing Atheist got the biggest payouts and prob did the most vids because he was already doing sponsored "influencer" videos through the company that owned them. He had a contract to do a "push back video" but wasn't able to get the video he recorded approved for payment.

OMG.. fucking brain trust there… Aydin doesn't know if California is ahead or behind in time zones?

>>520701

tbh does anybody know anymore?

>>520703

yeah… the fucking earth keeps switching up the direction it's spinning.

Funny listening to baren womb THOT trashing Fatt for having a kid. Bitch be jelly!

>>520705

This IBS stuff has turned into a regular "The View" for men.

>>520707

Yeah, it fucking sucks.

>>520683

Fucking shit reading this just makes me hate Sargon more

How long is ralph going to julay this mundanefat thing?

>>520711

As long as the money lasts

>>520707

No shit! This is constant gossip channels. At this rate, in another month they'll be sharing recipes. Did they even mention the fact that Turkey got seriously butt fucked by Trump today who said "hey Turkey, you're economy is collapsing… take this!"

>>520711

Ralph is a gold digger, he has a paypig that's already paid him $500 so far tonight to piss on Fatt's grave… he'll be doing that for the next week as long as the paypig keeps showing up.

And, now we enter the Christian phase of the stream where they call for Fatt to repent… these fuckers are desperate to keep this narrative going!

Yeah… fuck Unite the Right…

#NoraKnew!

>>520716

It's Baked Alaska saga all over again. He will scrutinize and stream any little thing MM does. Then pretend that it never happened a week from now.

>>520718

Going for a payout on that YouTube Red minutes… aside from that one paypig, they haven't even broken $50 yet in superChats.

>>520720

What are these youtube red minutes I keep seeing? I found nothing on google about it.

>>520722

All monetized videos get paid out according to the minutes viewed from the viewers who are signed up for youtube red ($10/mo to see fewer ads) because ads aren't shown to them. This is the reason that you should NEVER sign up for YouTube Red because you'd be putting money into Ralph's pocket just watching the stream.

Another night on /cow/ full of nothing happening. Keep up the good work boys. Nice to see how consistent you are with failing on a daily basis. Never forget you faggots would be lucky to lick Kraut's ass if presented the opportunity.

>>520725

Thanks for the breakdown.

>>520725

People shouldn't be signing up to Red period but here we are

Awww… poor Ralph… Fatt talked bad about him when his ass was in the county jail…

#NoraKnew!

>Fuck Bunty King

<Fuck Bunty King

>Fuck Bunty King

<Fuck Bunty King

>Fuck Bunty King

<Fuck Bunty King

<P R O F E S S I O N A L F A G G O T

ralph should ban women from his show

>>520747