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File: ce1d456346b058f⋯.jpg (59.6 KB, 736x677, 736:677, Average 8chan poster.jpg)

ff9865 No.6588[Reply]

Welcome to /girltalk/'s 'Male thread'! The area of our board dedicated solely to males.

In here, males can ask questions, hang around and post if they so please!

The only thing we ask is be smart. Coming to a female-centric board to complain about the female gender as a whole is tasteless.

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9ca313 No.6596

File: bfa8681d63ca0c1⋯.jpg (43.14 KB, 531x768, 177:256, bfa8681d63ca0c1a4847c898c5….jpg)

>>6591

Find one that came from a farm/small town before she is corrupted. In other words, scope the cafeteria for lonely freshmen girls at the beginning of the year. But be quick about it, a couple of weeks into the semester they will end up falling into some clinque of degenerates and get pressured into becoming another mindless leftist.




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3c88d5 No.4654[Reply]

I am the new board owner now… And boy, this place really needs a fix.

Feel free to post any advice, tip or suggestion to me in this thread. I need all the help I can get if we want to MAKE /GIRLTALK/ GREAT AGAIN.

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bfcd93 No.6564

>>6557

But why do we need two boards like this.




File: 51dd0b6fcbb8b2c⋯.jpg (26.29 KB, 444x332, 111:83, images (8).jpg)

760b73 No.6153[Reply]

To all the regulars of /girltalk/.

As you can see, we are being spammed to death with blatant trolls who do not seek to discuss anything.

Now, I don't want to hand out bans like candy or make this a hugbox. But what idea do you guys have? We certainly don't want this to become /fem/, where males trolled freely.

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760b73 No.6566

>>6558

Exactly.

After those bans, I don't see why the point isn't getting across.

>>6561

>want something different

>"you don't belong!!!"

Nah. If there are boards like /kind/, I can do whatever I want.


8ecaa7 No.6576

>>6566

I'm not complaining about how i don't want this board here, nor do i said this board doesn't belong here, i said you don't belong here, little snowflake.


bed868 No.6586

>>6566

>I don't see why the point isn't getting across.

If the "point" you're trying to get across is that you don't like criticism then don't worry, i already got it when you first started sperging out in the initial thread

>/kind/

/kind/ is a board where anons go to get a comfy vibe and LARP as good people

What does it have to do with having a hysterical BO that deletes different opinions because they make her butthurt?


8ecaa7 No.6592

File: 334abdcc8ee7a7e⋯.png (238.58 KB, 1024x952, 128:119, hitler and kirby.png)

>>6586

That dumb BO nigger does that? Lmao fam.


760b73 No.6600

>>6586

It's clear you don't like how I moderate the place, and don't like the board in the slightest.

After having seen all this for yourself: Why bother coming? It's not like your opinion is going to change and, really, you are wasting your time and my time, too.

We don't need any more males trying to shove their mentalities and political standpoints on this board. Do you think we haven't seen enough of that on other boards already? It's the same song and dance.




File: 6e7746712b15cec⋯.jpg (29.58 KB, 390x377, 30:29, 1449402052967.jpg)

6939fd No.6577[Reply]

The reason this board is /r9k/ 2.0 lately is because its threads are showing up on the front page. You should see if there's a way to disable that. You should also be extra vigilant and ruthless about banning people for the next while. Unfortunately if you also cannot find an alternate method to get traffic to the board it will fade out, so you are in a fix unless people tell others about it through some other method.

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6be84b No.6587

>>6580

Much less we need a board with a tumblr-imported culture


a4dd7a No.6589

>>6585

What is maleposting exactly?


129f2a No.6590

>>6587

We only ask men to not come here and shit it out. Is that not reasonable?

If that's "tumblr-imported culture", then I guess we are a Tumblr-culture post.


129f2a No.6593

>>6589

Remind me to explain that in the FAQ page I am doing right now.

Basically: Males posting for the sole purpose of "being male".

Be it spout their politic opinions, to express their disdain to the female gender. Aka /r9k/ and /pol/ males.

The logic question is: If you hate females so much, why are you even here? In a female-centric board.


a4dd7a No.6599

>>6593

Anonymiss the truth is a adore women, but only the ones that are respectable.




File: b720b4329937c3b⋯.jpg (93.92 KB, 800x400, 2:1, woah nelly.jpg)

bc5ce6 No.4850[Reply]

How do you keep a man?

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b4dde9 No.6571

>>6568

Virgin defiling Chads get the rope too


f2b100 No.6572

>>6568

>implying I implied men should go around fucking and chucking random sluts

>implying the brains of men and women don't operate differently

I think men's attachment to women is based more on protective instincts than pair bonding. I would like to see the same study on men too if its available but I have a hunch that its not the same as women.

After all men did not evolve to have any hymen-like feature like women did.


1b9ea9 No.6573

I replace my birth control with Tic-Tacs and poke holes in his condoms :3

And he thinks he's being extra carrreeffullll lol


f2b100 No.6574

>>6573

>birth control and condoms

>but it is [[[somehow]]] still possible for women to get pregnant

If it weren't for the fact that women can alimony a man before running off with his children, I wouldn't see this as such a negative thing.


7e2a19 No.6598

File: 74ec32fcf803972⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 659.63 KB, 1825x4361, 1825:4361, female_promiscuity.jpg)

>>6565

>if someone has the graph pls post




File: 6feeb8bc0484cdf⋯.jpg (49.2 KB, 570x800, 57:80, 1459416170369.jpg)

25ded8 No.6244[Reply]

Be honest, how many of you ERP? I've come to accept that a good 4/5 "females" you play with are actually dudes Im bisexual so I dont really give a shit but I have met a suprising number of actual females via ERP, and on more than one occasion I have found out that a female friend I have engages in it. Im just sorta mystified by it and would like to know more about the female mindset and headspace when it comes to ERP.

>What kind of characters do you play

>What kind of RP do you do

>How often

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239284 No.6575

File: 9bb4f4f7d1f7d5b⋯.gif (250.43 KB, 635x457, 635:457, never need them.gif)

>>6253

>"Yes goy, womyn are sexually repressed. You filthy men need to repent from your slut-shaming!"

I mean, it's not like it is the norm or anything to excuse whorish behavior for the past four decades or so: https://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/2f0xnd/im_a_28_year_old_female_who_has_had_sex_with_87/

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskWomen/comments/1nj60j/whats_the_most_number_of_men_you_have_slept_with/

https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/1cqr73/is_sleeping_with_40_different_men_too_many_for_a/


bc18a7 No.6578

File: 83e29d396ef1234⋯.png (109.89 KB, 520x207, 520:207, _1466168730.png)

>>6575

This


ee6b9f No.6581

>>6578

>people don't want to go back to the farm after they've seen Paris

Wow what an insight


239284 No.6583

File: 0c6713476e18ce8⋯.jpg (190.16 KB, 675x450, 3:2, Paris today.jpg)

>>6581

If you mean with "farm" general decency and with "Paris" overwhelming degeneracy (moral relativism), then I cannot fathom how the latter can be considered as an improvement in any way. But Paris and other western metropolitan cities cannot be considered as """progressive""" anyways, since they are Caliphats now.


8fbcdb No.6597

File: e032a729e11eb8b⋯.png (301.32 KB, 1486x636, 743:318, Urbanization.png)

>>6581

We all know urbanization has fucked women in the head




File: aa40737449177f7⋯.jpg (349.26 KB, 554x792, 277:396, Woman.jpg)

8437eb No.5525[Reply]

Do you like fashion? How do you dress?

I notice that most men might dress with fancy or crappy clothes but have none or almost no idea of how to match clothes.

Girls on the other hand always try to have at least something in their outfit that gives a touch of cuteness.

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8cb606 No.5933

File: e4ae30e6f9efa44⋯.jpg (128.53 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, 47f4996b12995667b52d862231….jpg)

>>5932

Not sure how autistic this is, but I only ever wear short-shorts under my skirt as a last line of defense against accidental upskirts for when I cross my legs, or whatever. It gives me some peace of mind. I can't wear shorts on their own because my legs are too fuckin' skinny, lol.


e1a3b9 No.5940

>>5932

So mainstream, even boys wear them. Fug.

>>5933

I wore then back in school days below my uniform too. Better safe than sorry, so no problems thefe.


e22897 No.5945

File: beb6f0730353210⋯.jpg (102.11 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, gun (2).jpg)

>>5940

>thefe

You fucked up for the last time, this phoneposting needs to end!


e1a3b9 No.5949

>>5945

Do you want me to activate autocorrect or something


4203bd No.6570

I like fashion, and sometimes I feel like the only guy among my peers who actually does try to match clothes with varying styles. My friends call me gay, but whatevs.




File: 3ace87314bb5d84⋯.jpg (905.42 KB, 2448x3264, 3:4, image.jpg)

556ccb No.4947[Reply]

Lets talk masturbation. Tips, tricks, pitfalls. Whats the best way to get off? How do you do it discreetly? Masturbation while on the rag? How do you get the pussy smell off your fingers?

Lets talk ladies

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a6e29e No.6347

>>6318

No. Thats not normal at al. Go to a doctor.

And stop using those items. Pleasw.


fb3562 No.6507

File: bc195fa6ab1a1d4⋯.jpg (90.87 KB, 720x720, 1:1, 1502941781725.jpg)

is it weird that I don't actually masturbate? I can't get myself to orgasm, and it's just hard to get aroused. I feel weird thinking about someone ik (irl or online) so it's usually fictional people/erotic shit i read but still

i'm too young (still with conservative parents) to afford/buy anything and i can't ever get off properly, is it just me or…? any tips??


a6e29e No.6510

>>6507

Female masturbation is a lot of work, and mostly taboo. So I don't blame you for not knowing, specially.with conservative parents. Note that most women are sexually frustrates for suh reasons. We just can't be, sadly.

Most women can't cum. Its basically a.myth for most. Others only do so in moments of extreme heat. Maybe you are just a dry one.

Do you have sexual desires or not? If not, then all cool. If yes, prepare to be frustrated for a long time. Trust me


d60bcf No.6554

>>5020

oh my favourite shitpost is saying something like, "why does it hurt/bleed so much when I brush my clit/put it in me"

never fails

>>5062

I'm sorta on-off if I shave then I get obsessive about it and shave in the shower for the closest cut but if I'm not trying to impress anyone I just let it all grow into a massive bush and just trim it every few weeks

>>6507

I can orgasm easy-ish like about fifteen minutes flicking the bean does it for me but I've never had vaginal orgasm from dildos, dicks, nothing

you sound like my first gf though there was nothing either of us could do to get her off and she was borderline asexual… so I really don't know if there's anything that can help sorry


9ea757 No.6559

I will not read any of your dirty secrets. Filthy girls. plsbinlondon




File: 17b5d8fb0cdffbb⋯.png (859.9 KB, 1366x914, 683:457, 6784556.png)

b62afc No.5505[Reply]

I like feet.

I can only hope some women are fine with that. Most aren't and find it weird and gross. That fucks me up. I don't like that.

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392a68 No.6174

>>6172

Told ya it was good.


038d63 No.6178

>>6174

it's not good. it's disgusting, and it makes my dick hard. i'm conflicted af about it


038d63 No.6186

>>6178

>>6174

and i'd bet money that i'll fap to it later. you're right. it's a good one


aca721 No.6555

I like getting my toes sucked sometimes


b1265a No.6556

>>5505

Do you mean in the stinky smelly kind of way or the "it's just part of the body" sort of way?




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10c9ad No.5804[Reply]

discuss

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e5033d No.6350

>>6311

>Stan Lee stated that the super hero that got the most female fan mail over the years was Tony Stark and the general tone of every single letter was "I think I could fix him." "I don't care about money!" and that's why you fuck "assholes".

Well, I mean, Ironman IS bae. Compare it to that dork of Spiderman.


84faf6 No.6436

>>6350

Spidey is nailing an actual model while at the same time trying to keep one of the world's few hot cat ladies from slurping his cock dry at many an occasion. He doesn't get to complain about the lack of female attention in his life.


f46193 No.6464

File: 49bf29d8ddc8a7a⋯.jpg (95.07 KB, 640x640, 1:1, roasties.jpg)

>>5804

alpha fux beta bux


c96f6e No.6513

File: f32759428747a25⋯.jpg (49.23 KB, 395x281, 395:281, Regular show ohhhhhh.jpg)


5c64a8 No.6553

>>5804

Well, because my first bf wanted to know what getting dicked felt like then I decided I liked it.




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97f665 No.5665[Reply]

Has anybody here masturbated/had sex underwater?

How do I go about it if I don't own a bath or anything like that?

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a061fa No.5718

>>5670

If you do it right then nobody will notice.


2a8c57 No.5719

>>5700

Because water fucks up natural lubrication and increases friction. You will end up with a sore vagina or a sore dick. There is no pleasure whatsoever.


c893f1 No.5728

nigga we already have a masturbating thread what do you need another one for


4617c5 No.5776

>>5693

>>5686

can confirm. did the nasty in a public lake. 3rd worst naughty experience ever, but the risk of being caught added some spice to make up for it. am guy, btw. water does not a good lubricant make


383792 No.6552

>>5776

It's called the "universal solvent" for a reason.




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bb0e38 No.4758[Reply]

How do you feel about friendships with boyos?

I never really put much thought into it but I have become friends with a group of about 6-8 girls recently, they are all about 2 years younger than me but like most girls act older, all with quite different personalities.

It's probably the most girls I have ever actually been genuine friends with ever and I started to think what they really feel about being friends with me, I understand I could just ask them but I'm just happy that i have people that I care about around me and tend to go with the flow socially anyway.

Anyway just curious of any experiences you girlies may have had being friends with a guy and what benefits and whatever.

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3605ae No.5478

File: 7535d1e51dba2aa⋯.gif (2.9 MB, 500x540, 25:27, too smart for ya.gif)

>>5475

This has nothing to do with supposedly made up gender roles. We are bio psychologically hardwired; meaning it is our primitive drive that determines almost (if not all) of our thoughts and actions. Most people act upon their id and super-ego, and only a few people manage to act upon their ego in the majority of their lifetime.

Your thoughts could be admirable if they weren't so naive and uninformed. Men and women are fundamentally different, not only physically but also psychologically. It is the rare exception that opposite sexes can form a genuine friendship without being already commited to someone.


5224a4 No.5510

File: 900d236f6734c89⋯.jpg (113.69 KB, 960x719, 960:719, but is.jpg)

>>4951

>Learn what you can from them and apply it towards finding a girlfriend. Then get the hell out.

A-fucking-men. Everything else you said was spot on too.

>being used as an emotional tampon

I know that feel.

I'm never bothering with female "friendships" ever again. It's degrading and frankly humiliating.


eaaf5a No.5531

>>4758

I'm biased, as at this point I'm doubtful if I can be as much of a friend with females, as I've been with other men. But I'm still willing to hear people out and give them a shot.

Though the evidence points more towards it being incredibly unlikely.


ed67cd No.5777

>>4780

/thread


6b522a No.6551

>>4761

>>4766

idk, like, I've heard that a lot, but in my experience most guys don't try shit if you say you have a bf/gf and only ever had that whole feelings thing when I was single

I always ended up with lots of guy friends because nerd hobbies lol




File: 890d97503f49d1c⋯.gif (182.65 KB, 500x250, 2:1, reee.gif)

a1381d No.6206[Reply]

Why do robots hate themselves, ultimately generalizing women in a bad light? Not all robots are like this, but there are some that are pretty vocal about it.

what type of woman makes them like this. how do we stop it.

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4281c9 No.6533

>>6531

Okay, thanks for the blog post.


9b30aa No.6545

30 year old male kissless virgin here. Ask me anything.


f5628c No.6546

File: 5dcbeb344c60095⋯.gif (81.24 KB, 326x300, 163:150, 1502999860540.gif)

They have nothing better to do with their time than bitch and moan about how they can't get any, and blame the virgin's Jew, the "Chad," for any situation where a girl doesn't immediately swoon over them. Tried to start a positive thread about "robots" getting the girl, and they pretty much said "just let us wallow."


59bb63 No.6547

>>6493

Do I need to point out the irony of a man writing the announcement on a "girl's only" board?


e7a744 No.6550

>>6397

>How many people post unironically on /r9k/ anyway. Can't be THAT bad, right?

Lots! I've sat in that dumpster fire for a long time and talked to a bunch of robots, dated a couple, it's way worse than you probably think.




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dd589d No.6283[Reply]

¶ Wisedome crieth without, she uttereth her voice in the streets:

21 Shee crieth in the chiefe place of concourse, in the openings of the gates: in the city she uttereth her words, saying,

22 How long, ye simple ones, will ye love simplicitie? and the scorners delight in their scorning, and fooles hate knowledge?

23 Turne you at my reproofe: behold, I will powre out my spirit onto you, I will make knowen my wordes onto you.

dd589d No.6284

File: 2ee056ebd260703⋯.jpg (90.9 KB, 720x553, 720:553, thumbnail_mary-magdalene-f….jpg)

To deliver thee from the strange woman, even from the stranger, which flattereth with her words:

17 Which forsaketh the guide of her youth, and forgetteth the covenant of her God.

18 For her house inclineth onto death, and her pathes onto the dead:

19 None that goe unto her, returne againe, neither take they hold of the pathes of life.


dd589d No.6285

File: e80522191dbe368⋯.jpg (109.01 KB, 411x640, 411:640, thumbnail_8612067499_66834….jpg)

¶ For the lips of a strange woman drop as an hony combe, and her mouth is smoother then oyle.

4 But her end is bitter as wormewood, sharpe as a two edged sword.

5 Her feete goe downe to death: her steps take hold on hell.

6 Lest thou shouldest ponder the path of life, her wayes are moveable, that thou canst not know them.

7 Heare me now therefore, O yee children: & depart not from the words of my mouth.

8 Remove thy way farre from her, and come not nie the doore of her house:

9 Lest thou give thine honour onto others, and thy yeeres onto the cruell:

10 Lest strangers be filled with thy wealth, and thy labors be in the house of a stranger,

11 And thou mourne at the last, when thy flesh and thy body are consumed,

12 And say, How have I hated instruction, and my heart despised reproofe?

13 And have not obeyed the voyce of my teachers, nor inclined mine eare to them that instructed me?

14 I was almost in all evill, in the midst of the congregation & assembly.

15 ¶ Drinke waters out of thine owne cisterne, and running waters out of thine owne well.

16 Let thy fountaines bee dispersed abroad, and rivers of waters in the streets.

17 Let them be onely thine owne, and not strangers with thee.

18 Let thy fountaine be blessed: and rejoyce with the wife of thy youth.

19 Let her bee as the loving Hinde and pleasant Roe, let her breasts satisfie thee at all times, and be thou ravisht alwayes with her love.

20 And why wiPost too long. Click here to view the full text.


d78989 No.6515

wat


dad52f No.6549

>>6283

Why? the third post seemed to say "dont be an adulterer" but i dont grasp the meaning of the other two, and i dont see why any of this was posted. explain this.




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36bad6 No.6302[Reply]

I would presume they have a particular affinity for music performed by somebody with a magnetic stage presence and a flair for showmanship like Prince or Eric Johnson, whom they see as objects of desire, and Madonna or Paula Abdul, whom they see as role models they want to emulate.

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2be16a No.6520

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/RUAJ8KLGqis" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

oops, meant to embed before


2be16a No.6521

wow i'm clearly retarded i give up

i love afx


0a7b9e No.6524

>>6521

Click "show post options & limits".

Lol.


25944a No.6527

>>6348

Are you being sarcastic?


0a7b9e No.6536

>>6527

One of many:

https://www.google.com.pe/amp/www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4532544/amp/Nicki-Minaj-redevelops-Indian-village-donations.html

In stage, she just acts. She knows well that's how you get money. but any little girl who actually is her fan knows the things she say: "Stay in school", " study and read more", "there is a time do party and a time for seriousness", among other things.

Her music is trash, but she is seld-aware

Marketing does all the job and she gets the dosh.




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