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Comfy feelings.

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122a6c  No.15350[Reply]

spit or swallow?

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8b6684  No.17929

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>I'm a NEET

>fix this

we don't even know eachother and you're already speaking about my wallet? how do you know I'm not one of those secretly rich guys testing you? won't know more until you get involved

>lack of confidence insinuates you are holistically ugly

I don't know what holistically is but its called being humble, too humble to say how beautiful I really am.

>no I am evil

>fix this

we're on an evil website for evil people. cutesy themes won't change that, nevermind the fact that women are evil by nature. we're an inherent match made in hell*

>Is you're personality so deep and esoteric that you overflow with, mysteriousness and confidence?

>I'm just gonna put what you put because you failed to answer the question (your*)

yes actually, I'm part of an underground wizardly movement called "esoteric Jahanism", we're funded by the Australian-Hungarian government in exile in hopes of returning Juptiter to being our sun.

8b6684  No.17930

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>ugly evil NEET

>yeah you're kind of beta fuckboi

beta? did you not see the Chad meme I posted? how tf am I ugly? absolutely rude and uncalled for, apologize now.

d24a4d  No.17931


Lol sorry

[Spoiler]you are kinda funny[/spoiler]

d24a4d  No.17932

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[I'm actually still laughing you are funny lol]]

b0d596  No.17953


do you know what we do to newfags around here? same guy btw

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88db5a  No.17217[Reply]

were you ever sjw? how'd you come around?

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95795a  No.17924


I was never an SJW, neither were any of my friends. If I'd been more exposed to it I wouldn't have joined it either because the banshee screeching they do about faux issues isn't the way to appeal to me.

I don't disagree that women have problems, but so do men. The problems women have do not require legislative or government involvement and it's something that should've been explored and discussed at a community or personal level.

95795a  No.17925


What was it? I haven't been here long.

f6f9d7  No.17927


Same as now. Desperate guys and faggots posting here pretending to be girls. Last time people realized this and after the board getting raided it died. History repeats itself.

50652b  No.17936

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About six or so years.

531d22  No.17937



With the health effects of common hair dye, I'd say you just about are. Especially if you think six years of your youth being claimed by jewish lies is something to glance over.

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773a41  No.11954[Reply]

She is in my welding class, and has been raising her niece for the last few years. From what she has told me most if not all of her family are either highly disfunctional or dead. I'm getting the impression that she has been forced to step up, and I admire her for it. Tomorrow will be our second time getting lunch together and I think I'm going to ask if I can take her and her niece to the park. Should i keep taking it slow and hopefully build a life with them, or have I just watched Drive too many times and should just run away?

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b74c77  No.17899



Fuck you auto-correct.

74c008  No.17907

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>replying to an 8 month old post

b74c77  No.17908

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>posting on a dead bort

2e04e1  No.17911

874132  No.17935


Niggers throw off those statistics.

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066b5b  No.17819[Reply]

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066b5b  No.17846


Thats the idea thats why Im staying late making scrap story boards

066b5b  No.17847


good night

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066b5b  No.17849

thanks for the song /girltalk/ im going home for the weekend rest of it anyway

631eef  No.17850

show me a good song and I will

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0bf460  No.16843[Reply]


Not too sure where to start but I'm a 24 year old male with a VERY humiliating problem (at least to me). My PENIS farts. This is what my latest girlfriend called it. Although she says it's the cutest and sexiest thing she's ever seen, I cant begin to express how embarrassing this is to me.

It can be anything from a soft wet whistling sound to a very loud popping or air escaping quickly sound. Yes, just like regular fart but much higher pitched and can be about 5x as loud. (coming out of a smaller hole, I guess). During a typical hand job my PENIS can fart up to 30 times. My girlfriend seems to love it but I feel like crying. The gentlest squeeze especially at the base can elicit a fart but the worst is when I orgasm.

This is not a health issue as I've been doing this all me life. It doesn't hurt, in fact the vibrations alone can initiate an orgasm. Just humiliating. Most women don't say anything, some laugh but every girl who has witnessed this seems to be mesmerized by it.

I know women like confident men but I just cannot seem to get comfortable with this and I feel it is ruining my life. Girls talk and I feel like the talk of the town. High school was a nightmare.

My question is: Are my the only one. Has anyone else experienced this? I've checked books, done internet searches etc., but can't find anything related to my problem. I don't feel that I can cure the problem but how can I be more comfortable with it.

How would you feel if you met a man who was attractive, kind, sensitive and sincere but PENIS farted?

Sorry if I was being too graphic but I felt like I finally needed a woman's opinion.

Thank you for your help and concern. Best Wishes

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d814ea  No.17033

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talk to a urologist that is not normal.

5c7884  No.17044


Seriously anon, please go see a doctor (or more doctors if you have already seen one), knowing why it happens might help you accept it or, if you have to fix it for health reasons…well, you'll fix it

3d2cc7  No.17045

That's a sign of intestinal problems impacting the bladder. You may thing it's normal because it has a chronic course, but letting such things go on can predispose you to a litany of future health problems.

Let me put this plain to you. Your bowels are leaking gas into your bladder. Your bladder does not produce gas, it has to come from somewhere else. Guess where your bladder's nudged up against?

Please, please, please, for the love of god contact your local gastroenterologist and figure this out. Don't gamble with your life dude

4d827d  No.17121


Based on what I've seen in hentai, you can indeed expel air from your penis.

I say this because there's no other reason there would be air bubbles made of ejaculate on the tip of a man's penis.

It may be that you're contracting some muscle without any liquid being there.

I'm happy that women enjoy it though! As long as they don't look down on you, it sounds like a neutral or good thing for you.

If you're really unhappy about it, ask a doctor.

7381bb  No.17766

Hahaha My husband's dick does that too. No need to worry. It's normal I guess?

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c1b502  No.12303[Reply]

Hi /girltalk/. Not sure whether posting this is a good idea, not sure whether the BO and regular posters are actually women or just men trying to get female attention or nudes. but I feel really bad today and just had to talk to some sympathetic people.

So yesterday, my boss (who is a man) asked me to stay late at work to finish some paperwork. I didn't think much of it, but anyway to make a long story short, he waited until everyone else was gone and then he started groping my breasts and saying a bunch of sick shit. Needless to say I didn't like it one bit, he was really disgusting.

What should I do /girltalk/? I don't want to risk my job over this, I'm single and if I lose my job I'll probably have to move onto the streets. On the other hand I absolutely loathe Rapists and I can't go back to work again.

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78ed20  No.16978


She was alone with a male on her own accord, boldly assuming she's not retarded, that's usually pretty blatant consent to alpha males, especially those who are not White or Asian.

82c119  No.16981

Can we just ban men from this board please

They have the whole rest of the site to shit up

9453e6  No.17671

I dont understand why you cant just say no and excuse yourself as soon as you caught on why you were there.

Excuse me I gtg to the bathroom, gone?

a8b4e3  No.17672


>implying bans work on 8chan

>implying it hasn't already been tried

>implying men won't just switch their flags to female

943631  No.19221


Right. And ban women from everywhere else.

This is chan. Only retards should be banned. Not to mention, that their conversation was pretty amusing anyway.

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3f60d1  No.9535[Reply]

>Meet guy

>Become casual friends with guy

>Don't really get close to him because I have trust issues

>Suddenly, one day he messages me wanting to know what's wrong with me

>I talk a little, but not much

>He tells me I can open up to him completly

>He's convincing enough that I end up doing it

>We become friends

>Actually feel okay with myself for once in my life

>He sends messages to me telling me he wants to commit suicide

>Manage to call the police and help prevent him from doing so

>We stay good friends for a while

>Suddenly, I get very disturbing messages from him telling me how obsessed he is with me, that he gets hard-ons when he thinks of me, and even once jerked off in his car while thinking of me

>Tell him that he's making me uncomfterble

>"You should be happy any guy is interested in you at all"

>"All men are obsessive."

>Come to painful realization that he was never interested in being my friend, only interested in my body

>Tell him to go fuck himself and block him

>TFW when I'm alone and miserable once again

I get the feeling that I'm destined to always be alone.

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f56e71  No.17307

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Between women maybe but not between men. In regards to the OP they were upset that the male in question was only viewing them through a sexual lens. That's going to be the vast majority of men. Op's man sounded like a supreme gentleman and OP should have seen recognized some red flags earlier. He would have had me at suicide bit.

Not to say you can't fix people with problems but be ready to recognize that they're going to have more than one problem if they've attempted suicide. If I had to hazard a guess he was either physically or mentally abused as a child or has some form of assburgers or autism.

Even in the best case scenario if you want a guy who is only a friend your best bet is to find a tolerable faggot. That or you need to be really ugly so the guy isn't going to behave differently based on natural sexual urges.

ccbf93  No.17335


Anon is right


>only interested in my body

Congratulations, you now understand men.

Just a couple caveats, the guy you describe in the OP sounds a little off his rocker, and most men want you for your body inside the confines of an exclusive committed relationship, but don't ever be so naive as to think they don't want to put penor in vagen

856a8c  No.17438


why do you want male friends?

e3b229  No.19220


So? Narcotics bring you pleasure without any outside reason for it. When you masturbate you contribute nothing, but your instincts are still pacified. Same here. The fact that couple can't have children doesn't mean, that the reproductive instinct doesn't work.

>Their spirits are compatible in some way that is unexplainable.

The next thing you'll say that Earth is flat.

16e73f  No.19880

>dude wanting you sexually is bad cause my feels

Most guys who are fucking married never get to have a woman desire them, buck the fuck up you cunt

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ba5427  No.16480[Reply]

As a Teenager I used to, for a short period of time, drive through the city with my bike and slap women on the butt and drive off.

It unfortunetly didn't feel nice. I wasn't able to really grip it, so it just felt like slapping her back or a random part of her body. I did it out of excitement, not hornyness or perversion, because I also did other mischievous stuff like that as a Teen. Like sometimes when I would jog throug the local forest, I would throw stones at a house in the middle of the night and run off. Always the same one btw. I also was a thief and opened cars randomely. (some people actually don't lock their cars in the city)

Anyway I very often stole sunglasses out of the cars as throphies.

That's all. Can I receive Absolution for the ass-slapping please? You don't have to forgive me for the other stuff.

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78d18e  No.17238

This shit used to be super common in the 70s and 80s. Glad the internet softened the world's spoilt brats and cooped them inside instead of running amok destroying the greenspaces and evolving into rapists.

42afc3  No.17243


>I also was a thief and opened cars randomely. (some people actually don't lock their cars in the city)

>Anyway I very often stole sunglasses out of the cars as throphies.

I did this shit too when I was younger. it was during a phase when I did alot of dumb things. sometimes I got stuff of value, sometimes just a pair of shades (like you). if you lock your car and roll up your windows, you can prevent this from happening.

I kept doing it til I got caught, then I stopped.

ba5427  No.17297


>I've been slapped on the ass by a stranger and I can tell you, it's not that big a dea

Yeah, but you are a man, anon.


I thought I was just a weirdo. Got thing I was just born in a different time. :^)

No just kidding, I would never do it again, but it was kinda … I don't know the right adjective. It wasn't erotic or sexual at all. I didn't get anything out of it. Except a bit of excitment.

You still haven't said what you really think about it though.


I even got caught, but I rolled a natural 20 on my persuasion check and convinced the guy that caught me that I was doing nothing wrong.

I still cringe and laugh to myself, when I think about how I got away with that.

ce56fb  No.17301


Being slapped on the ass is annoying but it shouldn't be equated with rape. It's just makes the slapper look immature. The ages of both parties plays a major factor as well. Young boys are… Quirky sexually and I don't think minor things should be taken too seriously.

I know this thread is old but fuck it, I forgive you.

e6585d  No.17353


I got away with it several times, and like you talked my way out of a situation. but it became a weird compulsion where I couldnt stop and kept getting bolder until I got arrested. kind of ridiculous to get caught up for something so petty, like the Artful Dodger getting sent down under for a snuffbox. but at least that got it out of my system. the condescending looks ppl gave me bothered me more than the judges fine. got it expunged recently, so it effectively didn't happen.

as I said, I lashed out and did a bunch of retarded things around that time. alot of people go through that phase when they're young, not just you and I. the best thing is to learn from it.

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d1596f  No.17047[Reply]

Ok I have a very serious question. Am I hideous? I've had IRL women say I'm handsome and tinder women have said I'm handsome. I even attracted a bisexual guy and a trans-freak. I want your opinion. I have low self confidence so I'm afraid of trying to hit on women IRL. Pic is me pls no bulli


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f75ba3  No.17135

This board is complete shit run by feminists and you should be ashamed to be posting a thread here tbh

80fe81  No.17211


You're a fuckup and you have mismatched facial features. Why are you in the Army anon? You could have at least been a Marine, but no…

Spit good game and learn to charm a bitch and you'll do just fine. Try taking some adderall and hanging out with dudebros who slay and you'll find that women are easily susceptible to such low level game.

25e34d  No.17233

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>Am I hideous?

Straight male here. No, you're not hideous. You're not a 10 but you're at least a 6, and probably a 7-8 if you smiled once in awhile.

29ccd4  No.17240


You don't look hideous but if you're an autist looks won't matter too much. Is your name Brandon?

bc459b  No.17328

You look okay. Not ugly.

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673085  No.14895[Reply]

Discord groups are for faggots. Stop that.

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121c2f  No.15112


What you want faget

c696d5  No.15303


What do you think he wants? He wants to create and raise a successor with you, and wither away with you.

1e6681  No.17298


That's pretty straight, bro.

a8936d  No.17300


>discord rapes your privacy

>does anyone have a kik?


27372a  No.17306

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>6months late reply

why m8

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84255d  No.16856[Reply]

Anyone else banned from places like /r9k with the only reason being listed as ‘female’ ? I’ve looked, can’t find any actual reasoning for this. There rules against girls in robot territory or what? Please enlighten me

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ebdc6f  No.17264



Hold on. Nothing in my post justifies a permaban, no matter why I said it or to whom. There are far worse things being said on that board and I didn't break any of their rules.

>what's your excuse for being mean?


0c29c7  No.17267


Stop getting offended. You have no place on the internet if that's all you can be.

71fec8  No.17274


You, like the vast majority of women on this dead board, don't understand /r9k/ or its purpose. You are not supposed to go on /r9k/ and you are not supposed to post there, since none of the issues discussed there apply to you. Being banned for posting would be expected.


c89b96  No.17288


>You are not supposed to go on /r9k/ and you are not supposed to post there, since none of the issues discussed there apply to you.


I personally relate to a lot of threads posted on /r9k/. I will continue to go there and no gatekeeping on your part will make a difference. You will have no way to tell me apart, and no way to get me banned.

bb4c08  No.19222


>Nothing in my post justifies a permaban.

Being a sensitive retard does.


That's the spirit! Godspeed.

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62765e  No.17090[Reply]

r9k btfo

racists btfo

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33d8fd  No.17166


TL;DR : people treat you well when you're a tourist

How about immigrating there and renouncing your first world citizenship?


You know where the witnesses thing come from? one of muhammeds wives cucked him and there were only 3 witnesses so he said allah had given him a revelation that women needed 4 witnesses

So basically because muhammed didn't want to be outed as a cuck all muslim women ever since got screwed over


Muslim countries

99a030  No.17229


lol dumb bitch fell for the taqiyya they pull on all the tourists

37d321  No.17239

Women shouldn't be allowed to post or vote. All they do is spread their womanly weakness into male minds. The reason Europe is being raped to death right now is because the extreme compassion women have been selected for over the years is being leveraged by the Jews to prevent crusading the half-breeds back to the shitholes they came from.

98bb86  No.17249


If this stupid woman had not been with her husband she would have been raped for dressing like a whore, and subsequently killed for being a degenerate non-Muslim westerner. Best thing for her really…

98bb86  No.17250


In addition…it is ok to rape, steal from, hurt, or even kill a non-Muslim. You Kuffar filth will all soon be destroyed.

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2b8237  No.10245[Reply]

Who here is /STEMgirl/?

What are you studying now?

What other fields are you interested in?

Are you in academia?

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9f6e81  No.13648


Buttt I hate the girls in my classes. They’re all so weird and autistic desu

I’m pretty high functioning so it’s just a bummer, they’re so cringey but I feel bad for being judgmental

I study with the English majors, they’re good at bantz, less into politics, and they think I’m 1337 when I fix their WiFi connection

I’m building a graphing calculator right now in C

Btw does anyone know if you can use front end or even just markup languages to format/style C programs, or maybe if you can connect it to a style sheet somehow? I didn’t even think of it when I started. Obviously it would be easier to just do in JS but I’ve been trying to build calculators in a few different languages for fun recently so yeah

I was just about to google it but now I’m here and feeling lazy :3

d046de  No.14340

STEMgrill reporting

Electrical and Computer engineering with a possible physics minor

Currently involved in two different research labs, one of which is really geared towards hardware development. Good shit. I'm a bit of a weirdo among engineers- I'm very good at networking and not being a total narc, which means that i get ahead decently when it comes to academia. Sometimes I sperg out, which so far has only endeared me to my coworkers. I'm otherwise very normal and dress really nicely, so it offsets the autism. It's kind of impressive what a difference a nice pair of black leather heels and a conservative yet attractive dress can make for first impressions.

As far as other fields- I am warming up to compsci thanks to my first coding classes, and really do love me some botany. I'm also a big lit nerd, but I hate the english department. They're disgustingly closeminded with their interpretations and preferred reading material, but I guess that how it be when the libfem hits.

a874be  No.16367

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Hey, I thought I already posted here!

I'm studying Chemistry.

Would be keen to get into a job researching anti-aging, as is the timeless woman's problem. Otherwise would like to be involved in research on how landfill waste can be recycled.


Doubt it, my grades aren't much to look at so far, and already got rejected for the 3 summer research projects I had minimum requirements to apply for. I really wish I could give chemistry research a go!

However, I got a nice STEM related paid internship (microbiology), it's just a bummer it's not chem related.

7facb3  No.17042

im a biochem major right now, was initially interested in medical school but lately I've been so fucking burnt out and apathetic…

I've kind of started thinking about starting over as a nursing major and doing a CRNA program. i could be making close to 200k a year by the time I'm 30, AND I'd still have time to pop out a baby or two and be a good mommy to them.

I feel like a lot of my original reasoning for wanting to go to med school was to prove I could do it. I don't really feel the need to prove it to myself anymore but now I'm stuck in this major that I feel meh about…

e5edd9  No.17079

I almost majored in Linguistics, but I've recently found an interest for data science. I think I like metadata best. I picked up a cool book on it in the library and it made my heart doki doki, while my SO thought it was tedious and boring.

I can't tell if I could actually cultivate this interest or I just have a crush on the way the author wrote it, autistically thorough, so well organized.

I've tried some Python books, but I always drop them somewhere along the way.

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ac3dab  No.16062[Reply]

How do you make it?

Everyone I hang out with has a wiener. I want to talk to other cuties IRL, too. But for some reason this never works.


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c2661a  No.17038


id like that very much!!

but I'm really fucking shy and terrible at online convo. I'll try not to ghost though

what's your preferred mode of communication?

c2661a  No.17041

aww fuck i just remembered there's a no contactfagging rule :( stupid board

eef31f  No.17046

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>tfw male.

62026f  No.17061

I made all my friends in high school and college. If you haven't yet, you're fucked.

ddeb38  No.17062

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Oh, damn

so close

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8f5523  No.16924[Reply]

I want to make sex toys.

What are your go-to makeshift dildos? I've been told a shaved cucumber is divine.

What textures feel the best? Knot, or not? How long should the handle be? Curved? Ribbed? Do just fingers do the job? If so, how many? Depth or girth? Can you actually feel foreign fluids in there? Should it vibrate? At what speed? Suction cup? Clit stimmer?

Let me know what you like ;)

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fbc957  No.17004


Hey, some of us like ordeals with nothing to do but wait, powerless to influence it in any way…

From a practical standpoint, time release is simpler, which is a twofold advantage – a wider variety of positions that can be used, and much easier and cheaper to make.

On the other hand, if cost and complexity aren't an obstacle, maybe the best approach would be something modular and/or programmable. Like a base unit that's just the handcuffs, the mechanism that opens/closes them (with failsafes), and a basic battery-powered SOAC with ports for peripherals, like receivers for sensors, a bluetooth receiver (maybe with an accompanying app?), a timer, etc.

8f5523  No.17009

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Programmable models would be something on the pricier end. They're also a lot more complicated and I don't know electronics yet. They'll definitely happen when I get employees. I really like this ports idea of yours. The customer could build a set like a lego kit. Batteries n Bluetooth is smart, nothing kills the mood like getting tangled in a wire. I ran out of batteries yesterday, I think chargeable is the future. For our earlier models, I think time-release can be arranged. If only just for you.

I want these to be special toys, more for ~mindbreaking~ training subs than simply deriving pleasure from.

BO Edit: Spoiler nude stuff

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fbc957  No.17016


Don't forget to link your site here once you're in business. I could be a regular customer.

(Don't ban him for advertising pls Snailgirl, or whoever BO is now)

f39e42  No.17018


I don't care that much about advertising.

I only censor or ban who makes this place less comfy.

Does it make sense?

fbc957  No.17021


Yeah, I understand and support that. /pol9k/ has the entire rest of the internet to spew their drivel on.

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