/girltalk/ - Girltalk

But I already dusted the place, vacuumed, mopped the floors and threw away 3 bags of garbage and sorted all of my medical documents / medecine at 5 in the morning.

I'm not even female

I'm about to clean the whole house, so there.

>>483695

Bump for butthurt and lulz

kek pretty much this

>>3845

I know that there are a whole bunch of these in circulation, especially hilarious are the ones comparing male anime protagonists. They are usually accompanied with hilarious 2ch posts agreeing. I'd find them but can't be arsed. Instead I bump the thread and give others a reason to post in it even if this is a DEAD BOARD.

>>3827

Not all body odors suck tho~

Like the salty smell of dry skin after a day to the beach ♡

>>3881

Not happening.BO's probably posting it.Global volunteer will find it & take it down someday.

>>3888

BO get!

>Let's try to scare up some activity when the new site format kicks in.

Yes ma'am. I still check in all the time, just don't post.

Ant appeal/10

>>3870

Why did you post just a thumbnail?

Bump I knew some would troll.

Bump

>>3864

>lesbians

>>3864

we're just gonna like, hang out with the hookers right? be besties and all, smoke cigars and talk? 'cause I'm down.

>>2854

Only if it was a 3-some! ;P

literal fucking cucks

If I can join next time

>not being against your bf fucking her because she's a terrible musician

what ever happened to being good at your job?

>>3815

same tbqh

my name is victoria too D:!!

They're idiots.

>>3699

A nigress who can last on /pol/ without retreating to tumblr all #triggered?

Well, This makes me feel like people aren't completely devoid of just laughing things off. Thank you.

>>3842

I wish you'd die, chad.

I think it's hot, but that's just me.

Obviously it wouldn't get you a relationship just like that. still depends on your personality etc

23 slim/slight skeleton not too ugly for context.

I ride a motorcycle since 4 years and yes it definitely gets you attention. Especially from the calm and shy girls actually since it is an easy icebreaker and pushes their limit in a way they are often more willing to test than their sexual limits.

Also one ride can easily tell you whether she is into you or not.

You are close in a thrilling situation in which she will cling to you very close the more you angle in the curves.

You both have an excuse to be close in a physical manner and if their is a connection you can clearly feel that it is more than just holding on for dear live.

I personally find cruisers more appealing, but went for a semi sportsbike which can be ridden upright if you want but has that look to it for the attention it gets.

If you are socially retarded you can`t follow up and it at best will better your chances just slightly for a quick fuck. If you are not socially challenged however, this thing will be all you need.

>Listening to r9k for feeeeeeemale advice

There's your problem. Read a book.

FUCK OFF LITTLE SKELETON MAN

She does look cute. But I'm fine being white.

>>3100

My sister! <3

>>3121

>being a kawaii latina shortstack

>not loving yourself

>not getting /fit/ and getting yourself the most fuckable ass south of the equator

Shortstacks are the best. Don't give up!

I enjoy being a non-kawaii asian, but thanks anyways

Wearing a maid outfit doesn't make you cute. If OP's pic is the best that porch monkeys can do, then I'll stick with white women.

Although maybe she'd be less bitchy than your average self-absorbed white cunt.

Please come visit the Babymetal thread over at >>>/jpm/144

>mixing the two worst genres in existence

no thanks fam

B-bump :>

I would go out with a girl and i would even go out with a sort of feminine guy (like, 'pretty boys', you know) but something about crossdressers is just too weird for me, no offence. idk what it is. i have nothing against them

>>2219

>But that would be a really cute scenario

Indeed.

"No, it's okay, you can keep your room the way it is."

"No, really, we can change it how you want to."

"No, seriously, I like you for how you express yourself."

With lots of snuggles in between. Hehe.

Sunflowers are lovely. I remember I once found a patch of them in a very remote and hidden location in my city, in an obscured nook of a fenced-off valley underneath some big power transmission lines. After I found it, I started burying my hamsters there after they passed. The sunflowers have all since dried up, but I see them in my memories.

Now that school's over, I should take another visit to the site and see what has changed since I last visited; the last time I had gone, there was some trash strewn about :( Not everybody considers hidden places sacred…and I guess that same sense is kind of what would make the flowery room special.

I sleep mostly with panties and a oversized shirt.

When I can't sleep I make myself a chamomile tea or sometimes a cup with hot milk and a bit of honey with it.

I wish I could afford make my room way more kawaii a bit like in >>2185 because I have a rather boring looking room. But sometimes I lit joss sticks to make a relaxed atmosphere.

>>2183

i go to sleep at 10 pm and wake up at 7 am and sometimes earlier, like 5-6am

sometimes i cant sleep well in night and i just wake up for nothing at 3am

i like confy pajyamas, loose shirts, pants and that's all, i have a kigurumi but i don't really use it to sleep, rarely use it for sleep

my bed is small enough for me and pretty comfy, i like big and soft pillows

I take a lot of water during the day, and before going to sleep idk if this helps me to sleep better, but idk

>>2183

I sleep terribly lmoa

Usually just in a top and underwear

tfw grew out of my onesie

I have a nice bed, with a memory foam shit and lots of pillows

always wanted to try a waterbed tho

I used to take sleeping pills but they didnt work so atm I use mostly weed

aaaand yeah im always up late

>look around for fluffy things to post

>all i have is my cat and a regular pillow

you…you made me miss my stuffed animals, anon! :(

>>3768

That sock puppet needs some water!

>>3770

Uh oh, I'm sorry. :(

What happened to your fluffed friends? My phone isn't working right right now, but I wanted to upload a pic of a stuffed chicken I got from an old ex gf…couldn't throw it away after the fact, it didn't do anything wrong…

>>3772

>What happened to your fluffed friends?

Alot of them I gave away to the various babies that have been born in my family, so I see them occasionally hiding in my little cousin's rooms and stuff…The ones that were too special to give away are in a closet at my parents' house.

>>3779

>gave them away to babies.

Believe it or not I've done a lot of the same…used to have soooo many stuffed animals…perk of having older sisters, I guess.

I gave away my most special one to my niece, a small lamb I used to smush into the collar of my shirts and walk around with. While it's really soft and cute, she doesn't like it as much, because the other stuffed animals she has light up, make sounds, and have pre-programmed personalities…kind of worries me about how that will impact her creativity and stuff. /blog

You should go get your special stuffed things from your folks…they miss you!