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>Has to be 300x100 and under 500KB.

>Nothing too stupid

>Not everything you submit will be added

So post yours here or make a request and if you're lucky someone might do it.

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>>>/asmr/ for that, friend.

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1) No lewd images of any person under 18, even if that person is you.

2) Posting porn/lewds of anyone's waifu is a bannable offence (in theory).

3) No spamming.

4) No doxxing.

5) No hateful bullying.

6) No ban evasion.

7) No posting someone else's pics, chat logs or similar without their consent.

8) Just generally try not to do stuff that might drive people away from the board (which includes advertising for other boards).


• If you've reported something bad and it takes too long for you to see any reaction, let me know. I don't get notifications about these things.

• NSFW is perfectly fine, as long as it doesn't break any rules. You might want to spoiler extreme gore and stuff, though.

• Namefagging is encouraged, though not required.

• Kircheis is the best galactic hero, closely followed by Reuenthal (who did nothing wrong).

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Roller coaster of emotions edition

Mp3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhV57_EH3AA

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Well it's not like you'd see the dick much at all, unless you're one of those players that always wears revealing armor!

Yeah it is silly, but was having a terrible morning and the silliness me laugh a bit.

That sounds nice actually.

May 5th, I won't be doing anything special so I'll be here moping.

>tfw not even in a random result I can be tall

I got the shorty titan ffs


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But presumably there's armour in which you can't see boob size either, though?

You should be pleased with your birthday, at least! That's the same day Kublai Khan became the ruler of the Mongol Empire! Buuut also the same day that Napoleon died. But you also share a birthday with Marx and Kierkegaard!

>4.9 meter tall

Uh. How tall are titans, usually?


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Yeah but it's still more noticeable than say, a dick.

Boo, I'm getting old! And yeah I knew I shared a birthday with Marx, what a birthday.

Can be a lot bigger than that, that's a pretty small one.


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>it's still more noticeable than say, a dick.

That statement just shows how small your dick is :^)

Anyway, I'll be heading to bed now! I've got classes in the morning, and I'm done talking to master on voice. Good night!


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That's not what this thing says!

It's not that small damnit

Sleep tight!

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Right?! Males get their own version which is just a boring suit.

Should be like the bunny outfit where it's unisex.

What, getting one irl or in game?

Cause there's no other way of getting it in game, as far as I know.


Enjoy your bath.


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Aight, soap yourself up well!


Boo. But I guess the bunny outfit being unisex is nice, at least, except I would've preferred if it was essentially just identical to the one in Haruhi.

kek, I did mean getting one in the game. I'm sure they're expensive irl too!


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And the best part is that you can get it in game for no cost, just gotta play a minigame.

Ooh just like a leotard thing, that would look extremely weird on males lel.

They are, I checked! But I do have something close to one and that was relatively cheap.


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Oh neat! Squeenix, uh, striking a blow for equality, kinda sorta (not really).

It would only look weird in the game because, I assume, the game doesn't take bulges into account!

Well, if you're pleased with how it looks, then good!

What's that image from, though?


new thread you lazy fuqqers























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i mean how much of a pleb can u be

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>a literal faggot

economy's been rough it seems


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I love when girls munch on my box. I wanna hold you close and put it tenderly in your butt.


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>Implying I'm not already one

Only pleb here is you, Maduro.

I'm just lonely



I'm just here to see the cosplay sissies.

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What the fuck is a circlejerk.

And why the fuck is this named /lewd/? Did you know that you're committing a sin?

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The one where we swear never to drink again edition


also the one where i made burt hate me

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Hey that's better than anything I've ever accomplished with anyone.

Eh idk, maybe I will save it. Still haven't made up my mind so I may not be thinking straight!

Yeah same here, although I still have the long hair.

Love Doom metal tho, fantastic stuff





Oooh ooh can I make the thread, whats the standard template?


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Hah, I still think about growing my hair long as I had in highschool, I was mostly into thrash metal such as megadeth, sodom etc.





Jeez! Just have "CJMT #1183" as the subject (in this case), write "[whatever text you want] edition" in the post itself, and preferably add a Youtube link to a song that fits the theme



Well someone already beat me to the punch but I'll keep that in mind, into the new thread we go.

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Just tomorrow and the day after that, then finally free.


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It is, but I was just messing.

Hello either way.


Ah that makes more sense, what other nations are there?


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and the two I mentioned before, which both happen to be from the expansion.


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Thaaank you! If nobody posted that, I would've done it myself. It is just so great.


Well sure, that makes sense! If you're into humiliation, you can like humiliation stuff even if it doesn't actually apply to you!

Like I fap to the standard "oh you look so girly" stuff, and also SPH.


A-aw. Do you have any pets now, then?


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Pretend I'm not.

Go ahead.

You do you.


Doing some ffxiv stuff and drinking probably a bit more than I should.

Today is the anniversary of me realizing how garbage I am.

First day of it too!


What's up


Uhm…I have uhhh…one…


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cute gang


I fixed it.


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Just like Russia elections.


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Hey, let's have a nice dinner together after work!

Celebrate something!

I don't know what I want but something!


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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


But today I am in a decent mood so have a happy song!


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Ahh, alrighty!

I'll go have a shower now, I think.


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Enjoy, I just got out of one myself.


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I see.


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Sure, post link here and I will.


I hope so too!

Have a nice sleep.


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Good night y'all.


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Good night and sweet dreams!



yes that's a new thread





















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Road to the top of 8ch edition



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you even have my tumblr


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Awww I missed out.

I am not leaving this place again then.

It's time for a new thread, because we have quite a bit of people right now. This would put us in the "hot threads" category of the main screen.


Don't even try it, you dork!


Ohh ohh! add me as well!


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i know dorkeyes

that's why i said i'd dm it there


you first



that's what those americans do on prom tho.


I see?


I made a new thread to get to FAST THREADS and bring new people like me.


















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Everyone died now. And you died as well.

RIP /lewd/. You never scored.



What about on your tail and ears?





I made a new thread to test the theory of more threads with active people = More chances of going up in the ranks.

Give it a go, guys!


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i lurk but dont have the energy to post



cute and cutepilled

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We should all go for a cute bike trip

Everyone bring something to eat and drink!

Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqWcpEZ3GY0

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might buy a big soft toy and cuddle that to sleep

but mummy will probably make fun of me



yeah, i agree.

it might help. dunno.

havent really had any human contact for a decade besides immediate family, and thats not very often and its very little. dont get on with them really. nothing in common either. no hugs.

cuddling a pretty girl like this professional cuddler would be nice.


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What, you don't even need glasses or anything? Then yeah, I'd count you as fairly lucky!

Though I don't need glasses either, and I'm also mentally ill. So yeah.


Their job would essentially be like a therapist then, I guess? I assume she'd be a pro, in any case, so she could probably be helpful. I started out thinking it was a pretty bad idea, but the more I think about it the more I think it might actually be good!


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yeah im fairly healthy body wise

my extended family are all normalfags



That's good at least, then!

Actually though, when I was home for Christmas my mum told me about her recently seeing a psychologist for depression. And my maternal grandmother was an alcoholic too. I guess it's in my blood!

















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We should all sleep together in one bed and talk about boys edition


i swear i'm not gay

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another day as a rat in a rat race

i wish emotions weren't so hard

i wish a lot of things



it takes so much energy just not to sperg


i wish i wish i didn't make him hate me


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Sperg on!

Might help

I know i need my sperg moments sometimes


lazy people

new thread for you guys






















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