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File: b0e4faf6687a68e⋯.png (1.23 MB, 1600x1140, 80:57, 4f0c2d13c3bda60d06ae571189….png)

 No.336929[Reply]

>Has to be 300x100 and under 500KB.

>Nothing too stupid

>Not everything you submit will be added

So post yours here or make a request and if you're lucky someone might do it.

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 No.421493

>>>/asmr/ for that, friend.




File: ba5cc57281e3ccd⋯.jpg (383.48 KB, 1173x1200, 391:400, guard.jpg)

 No.434310[Reply]

1) No lewd images of any person under 18, even if that person is you.

2) Posting porn/lewds of anyone's waifu is a bannable offence (in theory).

3) No spamming.

4) No doxxing.

5) No hateful bullying.

6) No ban evasion.

7) No posting someone else's pics, chat logs or similar without their consent.

8) Just generally try not to do stuff that might drive people away from the board (which includes advertising for other boards).

Addendum:

• If you've reported something bad and it takes too long for you to see any reaction, let me know. I don't get notifications about these things.

• NSFW is perfectly fine, as long as it doesn't break any rules. You might want to spoiler extreme gore and stuff, though.

• Namefagging is encouraged, though not required.

• Kircheis is the best galactic hero, closely followed by Reuenthal (who did nothing wrong).

• Kagami a cute.

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File: bfac300dc93dd86⋯.png (1.44 MB, 1457x1035, 1457:1035, 43ef6ead337d10efe5b37dc0b4….png)

 No.442659[Reply]

Roller coaster of emotions edition

Mp3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhV57_EH3AA

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File: 92dcfa8b99d899b⋯.png (16.21 KB, 770x239, 770:239, manlet titan.png)

File: 02391927c988506⋯.png (16.28 KB, 770x197, 770:197, Erwin is daddy.png)

>>442670

Well it's not like you'd see the dick much at all, unless you're one of those players that always wears revealing armor!

Yeah it is silly, but was having a terrible morning and the silliness me laugh a bit.

That sounds nice actually.

May 5th, I won't be doing anything special so I'll be here moping.

>tfw not even in a random result I can be tall

I got the shorty titan ffs


 No.442676

File: fd685308edfe71f⋯.gif (707.62 KB, 408x303, 136:101, 1550825350089.gif)

>>442675

But presumably there's armour in which you can't see boob size either, though?

You should be pleased with your birthday, at least! That's the same day Kublai Khan became the ruler of the Mongol Empire! Buuut also the same day that Napoleon died. But you also share a birthday with Marx and Kierkegaard!

>4.9 meter tall

Uh. How tall are titans, usually?


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File: ac83087da349d08⋯.jpg (95.55 KB, 829x1200, 829:1200, sizess.jpg)

File: 2c51225a650529e⋯.jpg (176.1 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, Erwin.jpg)

>>442676

Yeah but it's still more noticeable than say, a dick.

Boo, I'm getting old! And yeah I knew I shared a birthday with Marx, what a birthday.

Can be a lot bigger than that, that's a pretty small one.


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File: 7452fef41be1026⋯.jpg (175.32 KB, 1000x709, 1000:709, 1551879227556.jpg)

>>442677

>it's still more noticeable than say, a dick.

That statement just shows how small your dick is :^)

Anyway, I'll be heading to bed now! I've got classes in the morning, and I'm done talking to master on voice. Good night!


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File: 26c806097396313⋯.png (10.89 KB, 770x150, 77:15, whopper.png)

File: 9fc1386a4050f72⋯.jpg (987.16 KB, 1348x937, 1348:937, Shingeki.no.Kyojin.full.15….jpg)

>>442678

That's not what this thing says!

It's not that small damnit

Sleep tight!




File: 0da19e83d93ee1c⋯.jpg (58.98 KB, 332x233, 332:233, 0da19e83d93ee1cdc0eb4d17d5….jpg)

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 No.442655

File: 28d9930f6affa50⋯.jpg (199.59 KB, 948x1080, 79:90, average cat boy.jpg)

>>442653

Right?! Males get their own version which is just a boring suit.

Should be like the bunny outfit where it's unisex.

What, getting one irl or in game?

Cause there's no other way of getting it in game, as far as I know.

>>442654

Enjoy your bath.


 No.442656

File: 073555376ccb2cf⋯.jpg (56.93 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, 1550855834255.jpg)

>>442654

Aight, soap yourself up well!

>>442655

Boo. But I guess the bunny outfit being unisex is nice, at least, except I would've preferred if it was essentially just identical to the one in Haruhi.

kek, I did mean getting one in the game. I'm sure they're expensive irl too!


 No.442657

File: c0ce72d0925d392⋯.png (28.2 KB, 784x543, 784:543, waifu stats.png)

>>442656

And the best part is that you can get it in game for no cost, just gotta play a minigame.

Ooh just like a leotard thing, that would look extremely weird on males lel.

They are, I checked! But I do have something close to one and that was relatively cheap.


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File: 1256aea88679b6f⋯.jpg (123.63 KB, 958x1024, 479:512, 1552253231708.jpg)

>>442657

Oh neat! Squeenix, uh, striking a blow for equality, kinda sorta (not really).

It would only look weird in the game because, I assume, the game doesn't take bulges into account!

Well, if you're pleased with how it looks, then good!

What's that image from, though?


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new thread you lazy fuqqers

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File: a9a3e197b035fe2⋯.jpg (40.01 KB, 585x404, 585:404, Di7etAtW0AUaMBf.jpg)

 No.422293[Reply]

i mean how much of a pleb can u be

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 No.433509

>Venezuelan

>a literal faggot

economy's been rough it seems


 No.441311

File: b9b81d281bd4ea3⋯.jpg (3.83 KB, 125x125, 1:1, 02.jpg)

>>422293

I love when girls munch on my box. I wanna hold you close and put it tenderly in your butt.


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File: 42a7257953e3a9d⋯.jpg (34.7 KB, 333x500, 333:500, g6wEH.jpg)

>Implying I'm not already one

Only pleb here is you, Maduro.

I'm just lonely


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>>422293

I'm just here to see the cosplay sissies.




File: 99d26e196ddad4c⋯.png (41.25 KB, 1057x1729, 151:247, unbaked cookie dough.png)

 No.442524[Reply]

What the fuck is a circlejerk.

And why the fuck is this named /lewd/? Did you know that you're committing a sin?



File: 31a0b6714478611⋯.jpg (194.38 KB, 1536x2048, 3:4, nu4cclwj13h21.jpg)

 No.441885[Reply]

The one where we swear never to drink again edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEvQOPUHGH8

also the one where i made burt hate me

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 No.442323

File: 8fda5fc2ff582b2⋯.jpg (122.38 KB, 594x594, 1:1, sdocJQG.jpg)

>>442319

Hey that's better than anything I've ever accomplished with anyone.

Eh idk, maybe I will save it. Still haven't made up my mind so I may not be thinking straight!

Yeah same here, although I still have the long hair.

Love Doom metal tho, fantastic stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gjg9HuFpHnA

>>442320

Night

>>442321

Oooh ooh can I make the thread, whats the standard template?


 No.442325

File: 7f297f887e9333b⋯.jpg (113.04 KB, 890x833, 890:833, c21582df9232cb33347d8edadd….jpg)

>>442323

Hah, I still think about growing my hair long as I had in highschool, I was mostly into thrash metal such as megadeth, sodom etc.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NHIHiFtuEI


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>>442323

Jeez! Just have "CJMT #1183" as the subject (in this case), write "[whatever text you want] edition" in the post itself, and preferably add a Youtube link to a song that fits the theme


 No.442328

>>442327

Well someone already beat me to the punch but I'll keep that in mind, into the new thread we go.




File: cfebffd30e76126⋯.jpg (177.08 KB, 850x618, 425:309, sample_9b2f96b2d1e4501c08b….jpg)

 No.441547[Reply]

Just tomorrow and the day after that, then finally free.

https://youtu.be/AEp08vVYreg

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 No.441881

File: 32d330f5fb868cf⋯.jpg (1.06 MB, 1920x3049, 1920:3049, yande.re 391391 bodysuit o….jpg)

>>441874

It is, but I was just messing.

Hello either way.

>>441878

Ah that makes more sense, what other nations are there?


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File: 7a1fc584f2425ad⋯.jpg (2.38 MB, 2500x2500, 1:1, warrior Boku.no.Hero.Acade….jpg)

>>441881

Crimea

Nordic

Polania

Rusviet

Saxony

and the two I mentioned before, which both happen to be from the expansion.


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File: 583f0626cf7bb86⋯.png (378.57 KB, 609x394, 609:394, Dz4rrXCUwAAsT6l.png)

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>>441870

Thaaank you! If nobody posted that, I would've done it myself. It is just so great.

>>441872

Well sure, that makes sense! If you're into humiliation, you can like humiliation stuff even if it doesn't actually apply to you!

Like I fap to the standard "oh you look so girly" stuff, and also SPH.

>>441874

A-aw. Do you have any pets now, then?


 No.441884

File: a0db6a64c226427⋯.jpg (948.2 KB, 816x1158, 136:193, dc8df49967bda682b7f1368b64….jpg)

>>441880

Pretend I'm not.

Go ahead.

You do you.

>>441878

Doing some ffxiv stuff and drinking probably a bit more than I should.

Today is the anniversary of me realizing how garbage I am.

First day of it too!

>>441881

What's up

>>441883

Uhm…I have uhhh…one…


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File: f6e4d5dcf27c918⋯.jpg (93.69 KB, 850x637, 850:637, sample_61582b344cca7ea4a09….jpg)

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File: 7895250784712f7⋯.png (122.88 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, 1550806109350-k.png)

Test


 No.441544

cute gang


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I fixed it.


 No.441546

File: 9f923ad05a088b1⋯.png (1.41 MB, 1280x1170, 128:117, blush tsuyu_asui_by_loizuk….png)

Just like Russia elections.


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File: a1b5783d42fe94b⋯.png (4.74 MB, 2469x1398, 823:466, ClipboardImage.png)

 No.440918[Reply]

Hey, let's have a nice dinner together after work!

Celebrate something!

I don't know what I want but something!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM3Q5DJgci8

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 No.441230

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>441229

But today I am in a decent mood so have a happy song!


 No.441231

File: 446a59a7e113637⋯.png (415.36 KB, 825x813, 275:271, comfy frog 543281.png)

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Ahh, alrighty!

I'll go have a shower now, I think.


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File: 583e15f04e439ee⋯.gif (3.88 KB, 100x96, 25:24, Mtt1.gif)

>>441231

Enjoy, I just got out of one myself.


 No.441233

File: fe3ee8b5d4de58b⋯.jpg (41.14 KB, 673x952, 673:952, lurking 3519be1ff8a6c221c0….jpg)

>>441232

I see.


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File: eea366376ce58dd⋯.gif (2.37 MB, 480x246, 80:41, hana.gif)

>>440912

Sure, post link here and I will.

>>440913

I hope so too!

Have a nice sleep.


 No.440916

File: fd42bb0a4314401⋯.jpg (54.2 KB, 564x789, 188:263, sleep dfeb2b24a13a6b0f6560….jpg)

>>440915

>>440914

Good night y'all.


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File: a083bec6fc7c7a1⋯.gif (3.95 MB, 500x285, 100:57, literally me.gif)

>>440916

Good night and sweet dreams!


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yes that's a new thread

NEW THREAD THREAD

NEW NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD NEW

THREAD NEW THREAD

THREAD THREAD NEW

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File: 1de8b1540c29bb7⋯.png (792.65 KB, 1024x553, 1024:553, Fapping of a generation.png)

 No.440273[Reply]

Road to the top of 8ch edition

Theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kdIOHR-p3o

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>>440581

you even have my tumblr


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File: 89a9df138f330e9⋯.png (607.88 KB, 849x1100, 849:1100, Spanish Inquisition Pose.png)

>>440580

Awww I missed out.

I am not leaving this place again then.

It's time for a new thread, because we have quite a bit of people right now. This would put us in the "hot threads" category of the main screen.

>>440579

Don't even try it, you dork!

>>440581

Ohh ohh! add me as well!


 No.440584

File: ad310f6b6afb1f4⋯.jpg (538.44 KB, 1000x700, 10:7, cf51b2665151f61a9e0372ea48….jpg)

>>440582

i know dorkeyes

that's why i said i'd dm it there

>>440583

you first


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>>440583

that's what those americans do on prom tho.

>>440584

I see?


 No.440587

I made a new thread to get to FAST THREADS and bring new people like me.

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File: 13a182563817fa3⋯.gif (2.83 KB, 48x48, 1:1, Tsonoqua Mask.gif)

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 No.440271

>>440270

Everyone died now. And you died as well.

RIP /lewd/. You never scored.


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>>440213

What about on your tail and ears?


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I made a new thread to test the theory of more threads with active people = More chances of going up in the ranks.

Give it a go, guys!


 No.440280

File: 3f4a8b89cd27475⋯.jpg (244.4 KB, 1833x1844, 1833:1844, 70773399_p8.jpg)

i lurk but dont have the energy to post


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>>440280

cute and cutepilled




File: 79d28128954d464⋯.png (262.27 KB, 900x748, 225:187, 880585064402f2b97c9776c87e….png)

 No.439606[Reply]

We should all go for a cute bike trip

Everyone bring something to eat and drink!

Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqWcpEZ3GY0

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 No.439939

might buy a big soft toy and cuddle that to sleep

but mummy will probably make fun of me


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>>439936

yeah, i agree.

it might help. dunno.

havent really had any human contact for a decade besides immediate family, and thats not very often and its very little. dont get on with them really. nothing in common either. no hugs.

cuddling a pretty girl like this professional cuddler would be nice.


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File: 7f0b3ea26d3504b⋯.gif (2.45 KB, 48x48, 1:1, B'galla Mask.gif)

>>439937

What, you don't even need glasses or anything? Then yeah, I'd count you as fairly lucky!

Though I don't need glasses either, and I'm also mentally ill. So yeah.

>>439940

Their job would essentially be like a therapist then, I guess? I assume she'd be a pro, in any case, so she could probably be helpful. I started out thinking it was a pretty bad idea, but the more I think about it the more I think it might actually be good!


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File: b0094075b1718b1⋯.jpg (98.52 KB, 1159x1200, 1159:1200, DnApbf0X4AAM2Gn.jpg)

>>439941

yeah im fairly healthy body wise

my extended family are all normalfags


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>>439942

That's good at least, then!

Actually though, when I was home for Christmas my mum told me about her recently seeing a psychologist for depression. And my maternal grandmother was an alcoholic too. I guess it's in my blood!

NEWT RED

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File: a0fae7b051816ca⋯.png (493.98 KB, 800x688, 50:43, __hibiki_kantai_collection….png)

 No.439231[Reply]

We should all sleep together in one bed and talk about boys edition

https://youtu.be/5TTPPXtsd4A?list=RD5UUO_NmnSFc

i swear i'm not gay

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 No.439602

File: c3add26f6cbf623⋯.jpg (79.26 KB, 1000x960, 25:24, Dm3Qi7rXsAEfYH2.jpg)

another day as a rat in a rat race

i wish emotions weren't so hard

i wish a lot of things


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>>439602

it takes so much energy just not to sperg


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i wish i wish i didn't make him hate me


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File: 77fc4bb8db6d8e6⋯.jpg (144.35 KB, 724x922, 362:461, 14lpq.jpg)

>>439603

Sperg on!

Might help

I know i need my sperg moments sometimes


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lazy people

new thread for you guys

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