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See You Space Cowboy

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 No.336929[Reply]

>Has to be 300x100 and under 500KB.

>Nothing too stupid

>Not everything you submit will be added

So post yours here or make a request and if you're lucky someone might do it.

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 No.395036

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HEY GUYS I GOT ONE




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 No.385657[Reply]

You're allowed to post porn

Posting sexually explicit images of yourself if you are under the age of 18 is a bannable offense

If you are under 18, you are not allowed to be publicly lewd. Take that shit elsewhere. I am not going to be held accountable for your actions you fucking pedophiles.

DO NOT hit on or be sexual with the minors on my board.

MINORS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BE PUBLICLY LEWD

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Circlejerk in the megathreads amongst other things. Keep spam to an absolute minimum of 0.

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General Rules:

1.) Posting lewd images of yourself if you are under the age of 18 is a bannable offense

2.) No illegal shit (i.e., child porn)

3.) Posting porn/lewds of anyone's waifu, including hot gluing of said waifu's [unless you're okay with it, like a fucking cuck] is a bannable offense

4.) No spamming.

5.) No posting personal information against someone's will

6.) No hateful bullying

7.) No ban evasion

The hide button and filter exist for a reason, learn to use them



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 No.399789[Reply]

Cherub makes the thread for once edition.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SC-aRr0JY8A

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 No.399897

>>399896

lewd! and see yes armpits and crotch that are hairy can be feminine, may be a bit of a stretch but a girl with hairy leg, i'll make her feel like the girliest girl ever


 No.399898

>>399897

Ahah, I see x3 Kinda odd, but not in a weird way.


 No.399899

>>399898

i'm just a man of odd tastes, really!

huge virgin here though

some girls are actually relieved when i've told them i like hairy girls


 No.399902

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File: b067609d38b9be9⋯.jpg (132.87 KB, 1050x1461, 350:487, 001.jpg)

Today's yuri releases

https://mega.nz/#!is4XSJYA!ioqvHs_u6XwVV9u_VOQssX1Sin3saNXjQyfSCDV2H2Q

Translated

(C91) [Shimoyakedou (Ouma Tokiichi)] Sweet Purity The Second Night (Girls und Panzer) [Yuri-ism] [English]

Gabriel Dropout c39

Mangaka X Editor by Mochi Au Lait - Imgur

Now Loading…! ch01 [Sexy Akiba Detectives] (English)

Ouji-sama Nante Iranai 0034 - A Small Change [English] by [SquigglesJP]

Touhou Ibarakasen ~ Wild and Horned Hermit [Vol.8] - 0037 - Does that Flash Bring Snow, or Gods [English] by [Alpha Beta Kappa]

Touhou Ibarakasen ~ Wild and Horned Hermit [Vol.8] - 0038 - Shrine as Sacred Ground [English] by [Alpha Beta Kappa]

Untranslated

(C65) [いきばた49ERS (にしき義統)] アリエスの少女 (カレイドスター)

[松本きちぢ(きちぢ)] ことり日和。(ラブライブ!)


 No.399922

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>>399902

needs more traps, as always.




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 No.399005[Reply]

In 1063, the Thames froze for 14 weeks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rC7Axtcflg

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 No.399780

hey everyone, how was your night?


 No.399781

>>399779

Nice.

I knew cat (boys) are real


 No.399783

>>399781

so are cat girls.


 No.399790




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 No.398317[Reply]

Devoutly to be wished edition (Make a thread & go to bed #2)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYiYd9RcK5M

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 No.398998

>>398992

i'm slowly picking it apart, but i wanna rewrite it my own way, and it's not working out as well as i want it to.


 No.399001

>>398992

I hope you have fun watching them ^.^


 No.399004

File: 94d8b9b541a32fb⋯.jpg (179.16 KB, 333x510, 111:170, sk1426890959906.jpg)

>talking to master on voice

Two year anniversary tomorrow!


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 No.399007

>>399004

ooh shit, congrats, mate.

mine and nii-san's year anniversary is in three weeks. can't wait.

feels like i should do something special for him, but not sure what.




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 No.397737[Reply]

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 No.398313

>>398312

Well, being lazy is probably worse x: Do something about it!


 No.398314

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>>398313

What if I'm too lazy to do something about my laziness?


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 No.398316

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 No.397309[Reply]

"This thread will also last for a week" edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK4FTvaW_6Q

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 No.397726

>and nobody cared

F-fine, if that's the way you wanna paly it ;~;


 No.397727

>>397726

I care. Anyways gotta go run errands.


 No.397728

>>397727

Aw geez, thank you Motley ^.^

Have fun, or at least as little unfun as humanely possible!


 No.397736

>>397718

Need a shipping?

I CAN HELP :P


 No.397738

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 No.396875[Reply]

In 1059, Pope Nicholas the Second strengthened the power of the church by keeping the election of new popes strictly a matter for the clergy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK4FTvaW_6Q

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 No.397285

>>397284

I shall, gotta go back to the ship and get ready for bed myself.


 No.397292

File: ad0876c8923b770⋯.png (8.49 KB, 107x68, 107:68, The state of the board.png)

>current state of board


 No.397295

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 No.397308

File: 2ee14eea6ac3355⋯.png (181.27 KB, 450x450, 1:1, sk1426890959716.png)

>wake up

>want to drink coffee and make breakfast and read the news

>watching a dog so I have to walk her first

>through snow that reaches up past my ankles

This is bullshit.


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 No.396394[Reply]

Mid-week sleepiness Edition

https://youtu.be/jcZ1Te9-1go

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 No.396868

File: dcd6d53f4938ea0⋯.png (153.48 KB, 300x430, 30:43, sk1426890959574.png)

>>396866

"Bread in egg" is what Google is telling me. Which uh, I guess that's descriptive?

Well sure, but that just leads to everyone making cheap applause-seeking points at each other. I dunno, I guess it's partly 'cause people arguing just stresses me out!


 No.396869

>>396868

Well, yeah we do have bread in egg, but that's not French toast. That¨s literally just bread in egg, no milk (or at most optional… I have never seen it), and more importantly, no sugar or cinnamon.

Aha, I don't like heated arguments for sure, that is stressful. A polite disagreement is preferable. But I guess even some of those can be called arguments, just not fight-type arguments.


 No.396871

File: 68d89c7aaa09029⋯.png (226.41 KB, 600x600, 1:1, sk1426890959420.png)

>>396869

>mfw

Why aren't Google's computers good enough yet that they don't make a mistake like that?

Yeeeah, but if there's an audience it basically never works, and it just becomes a shouting match or a "who can have the wittiest one-liner" competition.


 No.396872

>>396871

>Why aren't Google's computers good enough yet that they don't make a mistake like that?

Hm? What do you mean? o:

Hmm, not always it doesn't, though naturally, you have to have disciplined people. Although in formal debates, while it's not about one-liners, I think there's always the danger that someone abuses the format. There's dirty tricks that can make time work for you, and again, it takes discipline not to make use of them, or even consciously avoid making them by accident.


 No.396876




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 No.396004[Reply]

Just Let Go Edition

https://youtu.be/5zp5Ee326xE

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 No.396390

File: 871cad9bb79fd42⋯.png (46 KB, 220x187, 20:17, 1480989243872.png)

>>396389

>trying to creep me out on purpose

Reported! ;-;

It's an optional supplement of the regular course. Go in once a week to have another instructor tell you how to do more things with the languages, This whole semester has been basically trying to recreate common classes and understand them. Such as stacks and queues. This semester sucks.


 No.396391

File: 0402647dc9ace57⋯.jpg (446.99 KB, 600x850, 12:17, 528691.jpg)

>>396390

Oh, s-sorry.

Yeah, I think that's usually helpful. At least with us, the programming classes kind of kept the language-related knowledge down to the bare minimum. And yeah, stacks and queues and shit, I got it right! Oh. Sorry to hear :/


 No.396392

File: ee1c29f6813c0a7⋯.png (67.37 KB, 578x547, 578:547, 1485510436033.png)

>>396391

It's 2late4sorrys. It has been done!I didn't really though.

I just wish the instructor for my main course wasn't S H I T!

>I got it right!

Congrats, I won't have to mark off anything for you now!

Anyways, time to walk to class.


 No.396393

File: 23414ee990823ba⋯.jpg (445.82 KB, 600x850, 12:17, 528796.jpg)

>>396392

Nuuu D: And here I was thinking you totally did, wew!

Oh, welp. At least the guy(s) in the labs are okay?

See you Motley.


 No.396395




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 No.395579[Reply]

RIP

——————————————————————-

Hello everyone.

It's funny how things turn out over time, you drift until you find a place you can feel comfortable with, that's what I found here.

I suppose by now you are wondering what this is, to keep it simple, I'm leaving for good.

I'm handing in my modship, and this is it, my last ever post here.

I've had good times and bad times here, but it always was like my safe haven from everything. I've always thought it would last but its too much for me now, I've seen countless friends leave and never thought that I'd be one of them, but it's time

I don't want people to worry, I'll be around, just not here.

I just want to thank those of you who I've known through this journey and this hasn't been an easy decision for me, I write this as tears run down my face, I always was a sentimental bitch.

I just want to say to each and every one of you, if you ever need me I will be around, some of you know you can find me if you look hard enough

Anyhow this is all I can say now, it was a good run, I wish you all the best from the bottom of my heart <3

Goodbye

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 No.396006

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 No.396177

File: d2a887116b1a1ed⋯.jpeg (324.63 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 16f169577c4f75b84c3c11478….jpeg)

I can't stop thinking about my boyfriend's cock.


 No.396289

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File: 78f2279d0ca38ce⋯.jpg (295.51 KB, 828x1041, 276:347, 01.jpg)

Happy Valentine's Day, /lewd/.

https://mega.nz/#!ioZVTL4R!BwzSlrluHkfHfKKrs1MRhWW8wkD9YFJtXCrMDUygU4I

Translated

(Bokura no Love Live! 11) [Amatouenpitsukeruri (Nabekoukao)] RinMaki ga Jyareau hon Rin & Maki play each other (Love Live!) [English] { u scanlations}

Inugami-san to Nekoyama-san ch23 [Sexy Akiba Detectives] (English)

Inugami-san to Nekoyama-san ch24 [Sexy Akiba Detectives] (English)

Love Stories Log Ch01 [Divulge]

[#Dropout]Gabriel Dropout Chapter 36

[Bunbonian (Bunbon)] Eri-chan ga Sugoku Gaman Shiteru You Nanode Houchi Shitokimasu (Love Live!) [English] [ u scanlations] [Digital]

[Comaku] Don't Make Me So Turned On (Love Girls - Girls Love Anthology 01) [English] [Yuri-ism]

[Mezashi] Valentine×YoshiMaru

[Suon Ringo] Springtime Chocolate Day

[Tamamusi] Yuri Otaku Family

[Yamada Kuro] Syuko and Kanade’s Valentine’s - Side A

µs Personal Valentines Situation - 55324735

Untranslated

(C89) [ネテクラス (ろりしn)] もしかして、チノちゃんおねしょしちゃったの?? (ご注文はうさぎですか?)

(IDOL [email protected] 02) [たぬチョコ(赤佐たぬ)] Sweet Rabbit (アイドルマスター シンデレラガールズ)

[Gekidoku Shoujo (ke-ta)] Gensen 2 [Touhou]


 No.396451

Nobody will miss you mentally ill tranny


 No.398176

>>396177

Just hold his hand and make him headpat you




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 No.395165[Reply]

Put that on my set Edition

https://youtu.be/wQ274umjhFY

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 No.395576

>>395572

That's the dream. Not just realistic for now.

>>395569

heh.

yeah… well we'll see.

just one of those nights me thinks


 No.395577

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 No.395578

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>>395576

Come on! You're a good guy! Don't keep punishing yourself constantly.


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 No.395581

File: 364b4448580778d⋯.png (15.04 KB, 411x316, 411:316, misakigrimace.png)

>come back

>/lewd/ is still dead

I was right.




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 No.394847[Reply]

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 No.395161

>>395160

Oh lawd. Cheers.


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 No.395163

>>395162

I only have coffee.


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 No.395166




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 No.394517[Reply]

In 1053, Godwin, Earl of Wessex, died after inexplicably collapsing at a banquet edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g1P1zF2v8Y

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 No.394845

>>394837

True true. So how're you, Rumor?


 No.394846

File: 7b5df1898098269⋯.jpg (1.07 MB, 2000x3000, 2:3, 1418636 - Ahri League_of_L….jpg)

>>394844

What about your opinion?

I just want you to post porn, you used to do it plenty~


 No.394848

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>>394843

Make what? o:

>>394845

I am sleepy. Probably going to go within 15 minutes,


 No.394849

File: 48a6113479397ef⋯.png (510.38 KB, 857x1000, 857:1000, 035134ad52091dded13f79bb12….png)

>>394848

Make it to when you post lewd for excited anons


 No.394850

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 No.394193[Reply]

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 No.394513

>>394512

Yuppers


 No.394514

hapy Z's to you all


 No.394515

>>394514

Good night Venven.


 No.394516

>>394514

Sleep easy


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