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The Clash at Demonhead - Black Sheep - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6-EfveplnA

File: b0e4faf6687a68e⋯.png (1.23 MB, 1600x1140, 80:57, 4f0c2d13c3bda60d06ae571189….png)

 No.336929[Reply]

>Has to be 300x100 and under 500KB.

>Nothing too stupid

>Not everything you submit will be added

So post yours here or make a request and if you're lucky someone might do it.

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 No.413587

>>336929

So I know the Major had that one boyfriend in that one issue of GitS, but I like to think that she's mainly a lesbian.

Thoughts?




File: 9649f36bdda72b0⋯.png (530.49 KB, 1040x960, 13:12, 40641300_p0.png)

 No.385657[Reply]

You're allowed to post porn

Posting sexually explicit images of yourself if you are under the age of 18 is a bannable offense

If you are under 18, you are not allowed to be publicly lewd. Take that shit elsewhere. I am not going to be held accountable for your actions you fucking pedophiles.

DO NOT hit on or be sexual with the minors on my board.

MINORS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BE PUBLICLY LEWD

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Circlejerk in the megathreads amongst other things. Keep spam to an absolute minimum of 0.

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General Rules:

1.) Posting lewd images of yourself if you are under the age of 18 is a bannable offense

2.) No illegal shit (i.e., child porn)

3.) Posting porn/lewds of anyone's waifu, including hot gluing of said waifu's [unless you're okay with it, like a fucking cuck] is a bannable offense

4.) No spamming.

5.) No posting personal information against someone's will

6.) No hateful bullying

7.) No ban evasion

The hide button and filter exist for a reason, learn to use them



File: 808b7420d4d2dc0⋯.jpg (314.59 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, Jean.jpg)

 No.415898[Reply]

My birthday is in two and a half hours edition

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 No.416213

>>416209

I'm very busy laying in bed.


 No.416214

File: 2e2b907b5e6cb0e⋯.jpg (39.74 KB, 500x281, 500:281, sk1426890959941.jpg)

>>416212

Yep! Some texts in English here and there, but mostly everything's in Norwegian. That'll change next semester, though! And I'm really curious about how big the classes will be, since judging by the linguistics/phonetics class we'll be like ten people at most. But who knows.

Anyway, what's up?

>>416213

Ah yes, sorry to disturb you while you're engaged with things that important!


 No.416215

File: c46d46c2622fc78⋯.jpg (23.18 KB, 187x221, 11:13, are you sure you don't wan….jpg)

>>416214

Yeah that is boring! Are the entire classes going to be in English, or is it just that you will be learning about English linguistics specifically? Hmm, odd, even our classes at master's are slightly bigger than that.

Oh not much. Resting, shitposting, glad the work is over (even though it has been for about 4 hours).


 No.416216

File: f0d79515a275bfd⋯.png (258.91 KB, 500x800, 5:8, sk1426890959840.png)

>>416215

The classes will be all English all the time from now on! Or at the very least until I do some optional things at some point, like dip into some literature classes or something.

I was about to ask why you were working on a Sunday, but apparently it's Monday! Having basically no classes is messing with my perception of time.


 No.416217

File: e966f63fde7dcd3⋯.jpg (34.06 KB, 238x218, 119:109, atrocious.jpg)

>>416216

Aha, I see, neat.

Kek, it happens. I did get a reply to an email on Saturday though, so apparently some people work on weekends too, the poor bastards.




File: be042f53b7927cf⋯.jpg (386.59 KB, 1280x1707, 1280:1707, 2.jpg)

 No.416091[Reply]

What should my username be ;p

 No.416092

AttentionWhore


 No.416093

>>416091

Usernames are for fags.


 No.416098

>>416091

Dishwasher.


 No.416181

Seven'sWaifu


 No.416183

Cannuck




File: c07176fd15d6874⋯.jpg (66.31 KB, 500x667, 500:667, qqrk0jxeyunz.jpg)

 No.415575[Reply]

This is peak human condition edition

https://youtu.be/qO6LWQhvzRw

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 No.415894

File: dca7cb769949520⋯.jpg (242.97 KB, 900x665, 180:133, 53770637_p26_master1200.jpg)

>>415893

Thanks. Here's the other one in the pair.

Good night.


 No.415895

>>415894

Good night, Ese.


 No.415896

File: 02a7a282e8a1803⋯.png (230.11 KB, 852x792, 71:66, 002.png)

This is a vampire succubus girl


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 No.415899

File: 1e233fc191f48c1⋯.jpg (158.54 KB, 1024x1461, 1024:1461, gravity_rush_kat_by_splash….jpg)




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 No.415259[Reply]

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 No.415571

File: 4c72c5418368c25⋯.jpg (34.95 KB, 450x340, 45:34, 58316_1220727491385_450_34….jpg)

>>415569

So what that game worth it?

>>415570

Cya soon, sleep well


 No.415572

File: d5280ea2456355b⋯.jpg (236.95 KB, 858x1200, 143:200, 1507746316134.jpg)

>>415571

yeah a nice table top single player game fun too


 No.415573

File: a1bd902fe005e1a⋯.jpg (47.51 KB, 550x670, 55:67, __link_and_paya_the_legend….jpg)

>>415572

Still should of got crypt!


 No.415574

File: ac25ddcc8ef80df⋯.jpg (194.04 KB, 620x877, 620:877, 1504900444340.jpg)

>>415573

yeaaahhhh

maybe next time!

looks cool doe


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 No.414894[Reply]

Last threads number was my birthday edition

https://youtu.be/QPJUzunUJVc

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 No.415255

File: 31e0d81e48864a8⋯.png (2.13 MB, 1417x2000, 1417:2000, zqwu.png)

someone make new thread

please


 No.415256

>>415254

Wow shut up bulgaria.


 No.415257

>>415255

I never made one and dont start now


 No.415258

File: ed443f9dbe535f3⋯.png (1.92 MB, 2560x1080, 64:27, 201810_20171024170302_1.png)

Pew


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 No.414591[Reply]

The previous place is full of boobs, we need a new one.

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 No.414890

File: 22a39cfda975103⋯.jpg (263.01 KB, 1181x1748, 1181:1748, IMG_20171009_192427.jpg)

>>414889

How're you doing?


 No.414891

File: 18193490f1e2f7f⋯.jpg (704.55 KB, 850x1202, 425:601, 1508088208668.jpg)

>>414890

doing alright

just watching vids and stuff comfy night

and you?


 No.414892

File: c1e7a64a2587cf3⋯.png (250.41 KB, 590x480, 59:48, fino_bloodstone_by_iguanak….png)

These pics are lewd as heck how am I supposed to browse here without getting a boy boner?


 No.414893

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File: 84a433c2f3db355⋯.jpg (87.67 KB, 1280x1024, 5:4, 84a433c2f3db3550d334c31d30….jpg)

 No.414166[Reply]

Let's get this party started.

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 No.414587

>>414585

Yeah, I would trust it.


 No.414588

File: d2b15483b422e7c⋯.jpg (428.46 KB, 1427x1335, 1427:1335, 1507875563371.jpg)

make a new thread


 No.414589

File: 44dfc513da76585⋯.png (301.14 KB, 540x675, 4:5, sk1426890959809.png)

>>414586

I only take stuff that's wrapped in plastic, so unless there's a hole or something it's perfectly hygienic! And I meant "environmentally friendly" more like the fact that you're not just throwing perfectly good food in the garbage for no reason other than a label saying so, ignoring everything that went into making/shipping it.

Anyway, time2shower!


 No.414590

File: 75e6af701a99d5f⋯.jpg (67.94 KB, 300x415, 60:83, 577.jpg)

>>414589

You're still not ill so I will trust you. The labels are for safety! But pretty much always exaggerated but it's better that way. Blame other people.

I probably need to do so.

>>414588

You do it.


 No.414592




File: fc6db441409995f⋯.png (680.26 KB, 714x1000, 357:500, 49957cd25abdef5dd768fd841f….png)

 No.413800[Reply]

I made another thread

I also like weewee in mah butt

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 No.414169

>>414168

Ah, let us hope! Indeed!

Hey, I had my first real lessons today. Apparently, all of my former classmates who opted for literary & cultural studies agree that the master's is easier than the bachelor's, whereas the only guy who picked up linguistics says it's harder!


 No.414170

File: 01e1de099e617fd⋯.png (121.23 KB, 300x345, 20:23, sk1426890959538.png)

>>414169

Oh neat! Even though that seems like a hella late start to me. What was the first lesson, then? Aaand it sounds like you're gonna keep on studying after the bachelor's degree?


 No.414171

File: ca5ecb65c9ff6a5⋯.jpg (758.43 KB, 1029x1440, 343:480, 3826353.jpg)

>>414170

>Aaand it sounds like you're gonna keep on studying after the bachelor's degree?

I already am!

>Oh neat! Even though that seems like a hella late start to me

Heh X3 Technically speaking, we had one short introductory lesson two weeks ago, but yeah fair enough.

Sociolinguistics. Guy mostly just talked about a few randomish things. Then he read us like 20 article titles with some commentary and let us each pick one article and we'll be presenting the summary of it in front of the class, basically. And we're also supposed to give people handouts about the presentation and the stuff from the handouts will be in the final exam. It's like he's making us do his job for him, the evil genius!

After that, he played us a youtube video of a song which included code switching between Czech, English and Polish. Seeing as I can't speak Polish, I only understood the pun that was in the title and chorus… The Poles would hear "I'm searching for you, Milosz of Warsaw", whereas Czechs would hear "I'm fucking you, Milosz of Warsaw." But apparently there were more and even in the other direction! Like how our word for girl apparently means slut in Polish, Polish word for way means drugs in Czech, our word for alehouse means cellar in Polish. All of those were meant to be in.nocent in one language but filthy in the other, and as I said, some of them were super obvious but others were not. That was actually pretty good.


 No.414172

File: 7436a799def4c63⋯.png (318.12 KB, 625x495, 125:99, sk1426890959641.png)

>>414171

Oooh, I see! That makes more sense then! I was getting kinda confused with the way you were talking about it.

Oh wow, that's a lot of stuff for a first class. Sounds way more interesting than my first classes, anyway! And I'm sure I've complained about this before, but it certainly doesn't help that our professor is Japanese, so she's kinda tough in phonetics, since she can't pronounce half the phones in Norwegian, aaand she's kinda bad at syntax, since of course she doesn't have a native's intuitive understanding of good/bad grammar.


 No.414173

Also what do you know, it actually did post, huh…

>>414166

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File: 9a86432410c9ea7⋯.jpg (118.37 KB, 1500x1061, 1500:1061, aNPwrQ1.jpg)

 No.413371[Reply]

I made a thread, please post in it

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 No.413798

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 No.413799

File: 7c71fbe67841959⋯.jpg (42.53 KB, 580x435, 4:3, 1504474417628-d.jpg)

This thread has gone like maximum overlewd, and I finally made a discord.


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 No.413818

testing!


 No.415648

File: fe58b4f0ff802f7⋯.png (49.28 KB, 540x620, 27:31, Screenshot_2017-10-30-14-0….png)

Hii




File: 424c249f027b266⋯.gif (1.08 MB, 400x224, 25:14, flailsneeze tumblr_nycgbiO….gif)

 No.413009[Reply]

One one zero one. Hmm. That'd be thirteen.

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 No.413367

File: be42655e88799a5⋯.png (1.09 MB, 1800x1848, 75:77, 1505251195702.png)

>>413366

sounds pretty comfortable


 No.413368

File: 76285bd0a3f8f33⋯.jpg (291.02 KB, 700x900, 7:9, 1503831176329-d.jpg)

>>413367

A latex catsuit with anti itch powder might be nice.


 No.413369

File: 9843ae370316bab⋯.jpg (126.26 KB, 767x773, 767:773, 1505704264592.jpg)

>>413368

one can always dream for such bliss


 No.413370

I'm going to sleep now,


 No.413372




File: 2d4d52389833a30⋯.jpg (367.73 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, tumblr_oa2ihwvliz1rcs9gvo1….jpg)

 No.412689[Reply]

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 No.413005

File: 3dc4d51e07a2c30⋯.png (777.55 KB, 1440x1080, 4:3, 76.png)

Please stop being gay here and my butt aint flat and even if it was nobody seen here anyway! Also make a new FRESH thread


 No.413006

File: f9621c7f76b0efe⋯.jpg (1.13 MB, 1135x1600, 227:320, 1505587622477.jpg)

rare picture of me and bit

me on the left


 No.413007

>>413005

No stopping the gay. So, it is flat then!

Does FRESH just mean with no replies, or is it some special requirement? o: Maybe add Will Smith to it…


 No.413008

File: 8789ac8ae95f77f⋯.png (234.13 KB, 600x424, 75:53, sk1426890959513.png)

>>413004

Jeeeez, our courses are almost literally the same then! I just chose to focus on linguistics.

>>413005

>skinny boi

>not flat butt

as if


 No.413010

>>413008

Neat! High five? High five!

Come one come all!

>>413009

>>413009

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>>413009




File: 5254a58c3330a26⋯.jpg (179.54 KB, 740x960, 37:48, (you) dog_floor.jpg)

 No.412307[Reply]

The previous thread has been up for 8 days, I think it's time to let it die gracefully.

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 No.412685

File: 0ca5f7a29743a12⋯.jpg (28.03 KB, 198x228, 33:38, guy with connections 02.jpg)

>>412684

Lewd. I like lewd Bit! Alrighty, I will.

Switch who puts whose penis into whose boypussi, duh! Nu-uh! On the verge of winning!


 No.412686

File: 55cfc4c109a1f30⋯.jpg (305.35 KB, 1280x1923, 1280:1923, 03.jpg)

>>412685

Just when I want to be. Ooh sure 10% I think. I meant I was lost!


 No.412687

>>412686

I know. That's good. Helps keep this relationship strictly platonic/would-be-sexual.

Ohhh, I see. Hope you are found soon, but I can only wish you luck because I have to go to bed now. Good night, Bitboy. Oh, hey hey, I just remembered, we could play AOE2 again sometime. Okay, good night for real.


 No.412688

File: cbf8c5a3160475c⋯.png (33.44 KB, 170x273, 170:273, 1498979502774.png)

>>412687

No sexual going on here! ….yes maybe someday. Sleep well. Hmm yea I dont mind a few rounds someday.


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File: 1172dbda1d755a3⋯.jpg (226.59 KB, 1280x1378, 640:689, 0049bd8b39c142d060fa92b9dd….jpg)

 No.411923[Reply]

Bap

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 No.412304

File: 75b4c308e798d99⋯.jpg (236.88 KB, 500x600, 5:6, f97bf53021d485f23fcb15c746….jpg)

real "dead" hours

who down?


 No.412305

File: c0aab5254b8a5c1⋯.jpg (457.75 KB, 899x1156, 899:1156, 1503320610946-trash.jpg)

>>412304

Yep, even when it's active it's pretty dead

Why left?


 No.412306

>>412305

when it's active it's pretty comfy, i dunno.

we had a spike in activity a few weeks / a month or two ago, it was pretty good then, but then it died down again

>why left

what?


 No.412308

File: 8c625c13797cf35⋯.jpg (311.46 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 1502959423281-trash.jpg)

>>412306

A few weeks ago was when I came back, I'm trying to stick around for a while.

When right?


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