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So I know the Major had that one boyfriend in that one issue of GitS, but I like to think that she's mainly a lesbian.


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You're allowed to post porn

Posting sexually explicit images of yourself if you are under the age of 18 is a bannable offense

If you are under 18, you are not allowed to be publicly lewd. Take that shit elsewhere. I am not going to be held accountable for your actions you fucking pedophiles.

DO NOT hit on or be sexual with the minors on my board.



Circlejerk in the megathreads amongst other things. Keep spam to an absolute minimum of 0.


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The hide button and filter exist for a reason, learn to use them

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Everyone in this thread.

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That gives it more impact!

We agree, then! I surprisingly liked some of their darker stuff, despite generally not being a fan of that kind of thing. Aaand I liked the orange blossom lager because I am a complete sucker for fruity beers.


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That's exactly what I want!

It's how popular beers go. Fruity beer huh? I know you don't have much time, but if you somehow can you might try Leinenkugel's Berry Weiss if you can find it there.


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I doubt I'll have the time, but we'll see!

Anyway, time to head to bed. Master already has, smh. Goodnight!


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Sleep well, sweet dreams.


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its weird to me it releases on a friday

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wtf why did it upload it 4 times



Hmm, I see. I guess I'd have to see!

Ehehe, yeah I would think so.




Been a long day, ulcer flared up last night. Thought I had the stomach flu.

How's everyone doing today?


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good boy


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Confused again but oh well haha.

Enjoy yourself :)

I'll be watching some tv



Oki, you have fun. I'll be back later.



I will :p

Cya o/


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Because sombody forgot to put #1116 in the name the last time, innit right, Skandi?!

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They are so good! ;-;



I'm finished. o.o




I'll go to bed now. Good night, lewdie.



Gnight rumor, next time share the treats though :p


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You think you could develop some inconvenient feelings?

Good night if you do.


Maaaybe. It's not gross though.



It's just weird. Thicc porn proportions except on a real person. Also the edges of her hips seem slightly blurry, maybe shopped?



Hehe, yeah fair enough. Don't seem any more blurry than the rest of her tbh.


Good night.


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what the fuck is this stupid shit? god people are fucking sad.


hot burlap, can we get a cum tribute?

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Sleep well!



Good night, bully.


Wow, piss on you too, you son of a beach!


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Well, the insult doesn't even make any sense. Plus I assume you're not an actual virgin, despite having kept your butt cherry intact!


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Yeah, pretty much. Nearly, but not quite.


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roller coaster.

Ups and downs, ups and downs.

Buuut i got like weekly psych appointments, weekly psych group and 3 times a neet rehab group thingy. Soooo things are looking up from a year ago.

Yourself? Other than having a panic attack last week!


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I know. I think.

Good night Rager.

And good night Venla.


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night night baka czechie


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making steps in the right direction

outta this hole

outta this hole

keep on going


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Wah, unexpected!

Well fug, you're done for.

Sounds nice :3

More like I have pretty low!


How about a good old Race of 69-ing? I propose two days during the work week, and multiple rounds on Saturdays and Sundays.


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Well, it is! All fluids and sweat and stuff. I'm sure if I were asexual it'd be absolutely revolting.

Yep! It's not like people are going to want to immigrate when they hear that most people who do die.

It's super nice! And yeah, that might be true. And I guess there's also the fact that I've lost weight due to poverty, which has lowered my tolerance even more.


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Th fluids are hot! Even if they smell funny. I mean, I personally have no strong feelings towards asexuals :^)

Rest in peace, Skandi's tribe.

O-oh, sorry to hear x_x


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If that isn't what is?! Are you that little archer?


How about you just make me dinner instead because I haven't ate all day then ill knead your dough or whatever


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something something something edition

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Anyways. See you lewdies some other time. Good night.



Gnight rumor o/


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I'll try




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It's okay

You misunderstood what I was doing earlier though, I was going to slowly say everyone was horrible but it kind of fell apart


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Quads edition

Thread theme:


(I haven't even watched this video, I just searched for "1111")

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I've never tasted a guy that's been edging, normally I don't do much teasing about it and just aim to make him cum lol

Sucks about the Internet, mines garbage to though



I definitely wouldn't draw it out too long tebeha.

Ironically, my current internet provider is actually the best I've ever had, considering before this it's been carrier networks and sattelite, lol.

What you up to?



Atm I'm touching myself working up to fapping, and ofc netflix lol


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big bobbers edition

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Nite nite.


Oh, C standing for computer, stupid me!

Oki, we can get it. We probably done goofed too seeing as the steam sale must have ended yesterday ;-;

Oki, good night for real now.

Bye bye loverman~ Sweet wet dreams!

PS: there's snow outside!


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It's a pretty big series actually. The earlier ones were more like diablo than the more strategic computer RPGs, though.


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She shall be disappointed and happy at the same time!


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My birthday is in two and a half hours edition

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Yep! Some texts in English here and there, but mostly everything's in Norwegian. That'll change next semester, though! And I'm really curious about how big the classes will be, since judging by the linguistics/phonetics class we'll be like ten people at most. But who knows.

Anyway, what's up?


Ah yes, sorry to disturb you while you're engaged with things that important!


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Yeah that is boring! Are the entire classes going to be in English, or is it just that you will be learning about English linguistics specifically? Hmm, odd, even our classes at master's are slightly bigger than that.

Oh not much. Resting, shitposting, glad the work is over (even though it has been for about 4 hours).


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The classes will be all English all the time from now on! Or at the very least until I do some optional things at some point, like dip into some literature classes or something.

I was about to ask why you were working on a Sunday, but apparently it's Monday! Having basically no classes is messing with my perception of time.


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Aha, I see, neat.

Kek, it happens. I did get a reply to an email on Saturday though, so apparently some people work on weekends too, the poor bastards.





new thread for the ghosts that wander around

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