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File: b0e4faf6687a68e⋯.png (1.23 MB, 1600x1140, 80:57, 4f0c2d13c3bda60d06ae571189….png)

 No.336929[Reply]

>Has to be 300x100 and under 500KB.

>Nothing too stupid

>Not everything you submit will be added

So post yours here or make a request and if you're lucky someone might do it.

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 No.413587

>>336929

So I know the Major had that one boyfriend in that one issue of GitS, but I like to think that she's mainly a lesbian.

Thoughts?




File: 9649f36bdda72b0⋯.png (530.49 KB, 1040x960, 13:12, 40641300_p0.png)

 No.385657[Reply]

You're allowed to post porn

Posting sexually explicit images of yourself if you are under the age of 18 is a bannable offense

If you are under 18, you are not allowed to be publicly lewd. Take that shit elsewhere. I am not going to be held accountable for your actions you fucking pedophiles.

DO NOT hit on or be sexual with the minors on my board.

MINORS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BE PUBLICLY LEWD

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Circlejerk in the megathreads amongst other things. Keep spam to an absolute minimum of 0.

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General Rules:

1.) Posting lewd images of yourself if you are under the age of 18 is a bannable offense

2.) No illegal shit (i.e., child porn)

3.) Posting porn/lewds of anyone's waifu, including hot gluing of said waifu's [unless you're okay with it, like a fucking cuck] is a bannable offense

4.) No spamming.

5.) No posting personal information against someone's will

6.) No hateful bullying

7.) No ban evasion

The hide button and filter exist for a reason, learn to use them



File: 75cc7a78dce0bde⋯.webm (51.19 KB, 112x116, 28:29, Eliphas - soulless.webm)

 No.419612[Reply]

Everyone in this thread.

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 No.419913

File: b69156d8f252a4d⋯.png (226.5 KB, 600x600, 1:1, sk1426890959495.png)

>>419912

That gives it more impact!

We agree, then! I surprisingly liked some of their darker stuff, despite generally not being a fan of that kind of thing. Aaand I liked the orange blossom lager because I am a complete sucker for fruity beers.


 No.419914

File: e869881e11dec40⋯.jpg (44.56 KB, 300x304, 75:76, 807.jpg)

>>419913

That's exactly what I want!

It's how popular beers go. Fruity beer huh? I know you don't have much time, but if you somehow can you might try Leinenkugel's Berry Weiss if you can find it there.


 No.419915

File: da3bd1b06c29bf9⋯.jpg (224.7 KB, 600x485, 120:97, sk1426890960257.jpg)

>>419914

I doubt I'll have the time, but we'll see!

Anyway, time to head to bed. Master already has, smh. Goodnight!


 No.419916

File: a41831f48cd7c82⋯.jpg (46.47 KB, 320x346, 160:173, 158.jpg)

>>419915

Sleep well, sweet dreams.


 No.419917

File: 10d744cab1653d2⋯.png (821.12 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, HorribleSubs_Yuru_Camp_-_0….png)

>>419894

its weird to me it releases on a friday




File: eebbcc19b2aeb3d⋯.jpg (749.2 KB, 1123x2000, 1123:2000, IMG_20171231_194427.jpg)

 No.419273[Reply]

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 No.419610

wtf why did it upload it 4 times


 No.419611

>>419605

Hmm, I see. I guess I'd have to see!

Ehehe, yeah I would think so.

>>419606

Okay!


 No.419613

Been a long day, ulcer flared up last night. Thought I had the stomach flu.

How's everyone doing today?


 No.419614

File: 7ea6757e7c3e794⋯.jpg (19.3 KB, 236x333, 236:333, 1514036117421.jpg)

>>419611

good boy


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File: 06b8fb996bdf075⋯.png (450.33 KB, 560x560, 1:1, sk1426890959764.png)

 No.418943[Reply]

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 No.419269

>>419268

Maybe!


 No.419270

>>419269

Confused again but oh well haha.

Enjoy yourself :)

I'll be watching some tv


 No.419271

>>419270

Oki, you have fun. I'll be back later.


 No.419272

>>419271

I will :p

Cya o/


 No.419274




File: d411e4814740301⋯.jpg (70.96 KB, 552x459, 184:153, anal sex d411e481474030193….jpg)

 No.418525[Reply]

Because sombody forgot to put #1116 in the name the last time, innit right, Skandi?!

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 No.418939

File: 3b58518d44e82ae⋯.png (620.09 KB, 1200x886, 600:443, 1295999177.stripes_saul_mo….png)

File: 5a478245b2c05fe⋯.png (1.1 MB, 800x1136, 50:71, 1310018962.mintyferret_min….png)

File: 995213c973560bc⋯.png (1.08 MB, 800x1136, 50:71, 1310089223.mintyferret_min….png)

>>418938

They are so good! ;-;


 No.418940

>>418939

I'm finished. o.o


 No.418941

>>418940

Alrighty.

I'll go to bed now. Good night, lewdie.


 No.418942

>>418941

Gnight rumor, next time share the treats though :p


 No.418944




File: 8339b58d5f9c089⋯.png (253.18 KB, 504x504, 1:1, sk1426890960310.png)

 No.418217[Reply]

GREASED LIGHTNIN' edition

https://youtu.be/H-kL8A4RNQ8?t=17

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 No.418521

>>418519

You think you could develop some inconvenient feelings?

Good night if you do.

>>418520

Maaaybe. It's not gross though.


 No.418522

>>418521

It's just weird. Thicc porn proportions except on a real person. Also the edges of her hips seem slightly blurry, maybe shopped?


 No.418523

>>418522

Hehe, yeah fair enough. Don't seem any more blurry than the rest of her tbh.


 No.418524

Good night.


 No.418526




File: ad98ccdb611b9b2⋯.jpg (5.68 MB, 2952x5248, 9:16, 2017-12-23 19.28.17.jpg)

 No.418456[Reply]

what the fuck is this stupid shit? god people are fucking sad.

 No.418481

hot burlap, can we get a cum tribute?




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 No.417923[Reply]

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 No.418213

File: fc8ab340d7d02ff⋯.jpg (117.88 KB, 481x550, 481:550, sk1426890959801.jpg)

>>418211

Sleep well!


 No.418214

>>418211

Good night, bully.

>>418212

Wow, piss on you too, you son of a beach!


 No.418215

File: 93500b769613c76⋯.png (278.52 KB, 390x515, 78:103, sk1426890959589.png)

>>418214

Well, the insult doesn't even make any sense. Plus I assume you're not an actual virgin, despite having kept your butt cherry intact!


 No.418216

File: 26b96e777e4a2fe⋯.jpg (14.92 KB, 116x225, 116:225, probe.jpg)

>>418215

Yeah, pretty much. Nearly, but not quite.


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File: 1483c62fb8f4611⋯.png (476.37 KB, 598x368, 13:8, sk1426890959960.png)

 No.417601[Reply]

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 No.417919

File: 942c4debee3800f⋯.jpg (639.61 KB, 1460x2048, 365:512, zow9.jpg)

>>417918

roller coaster.

Ups and downs, ups and downs.

Buuut i got like weekly psych appointments, weekly psych group and 3 times a neet rehab group thingy. Soooo things are looking up from a year ago.

Yourself? Other than having a panic attack last week!


 No.417920

File: c421546a212d6eb⋯.gif (899.44 KB, 500x281, 500:281, sleep 1433900409_tumblr_mj….gif)

>>417918

I know. I think.

Good night Rager.

And good night Venla.


 No.417921

File: b300e801fbfdfef⋯.jpg (125.38 KB, 767x1104, 767:1104, zox4.jpg)

>>417920

night night baka czechie


 No.417922

File: 9b0006d83560c27⋯.jpg (38.57 KB, 540x711, 60:79, C9AWRq-W0AEywpg.jpg)

>>417919

making steps in the right direction

outta this hole

outta this hole

keep on going


 No.417924

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File: 5c9637ed03b33d2⋯.jpg (1.17 MB, 924x1336, 231:334, 3087DDD60F004B6F920E5141B1….jpg)

 No.417283[Reply]

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 No.417598

File: 975056f32d1403c⋯.webm (2.4 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, too chaste for you Danger….webm)

>>417595

Wah, unexpected!

Well fug, you're done for.

Sounds nice :3

More like I have pretty low!

>>417596

How about a good old Race of 69-ing? I propose two days during the work week, and multiple rounds on Saturdays and Sundays.


 No.417599

File: 95918f1815cd519⋯.png (1.36 MB, 1000x1000, 1:1, sk1426890959979.png)

>>417598

Well, it is! All fluids and sweat and stuff. I'm sure if I were asexual it'd be absolutely revolting.

Yep! It's not like people are going to want to immigrate when they hear that most people who do die.

It's super nice! And yeah, that might be true. And I guess there's also the fact that I've lost weight due to poverty, which has lowered my tolerance even more.


 No.417600

File: e01309df3dbcfa5⋯.gif (37.86 KB, 361x200, 361:200, worry 200_s.gif)

>>417599

Th fluids are hot! Even if they smell funny. I mean, I personally have no strong feelings towards asexuals :^)

Rest in peace, Skandi's tribe.

O-oh, sorry to hear x_x


 No.417602

File: bf8eb74c022c21b⋯.png (375.06 KB, 640x480, 4:3, (B-A)Great_Teacher_Onizuka….png)

>>417597

If that isn't what is?! Are you that little archer?

>>417598

How about you just make me dinner instead because I haven't ate all day then ill knead your dough or whatever


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File: eb2850a173e26b7⋯.jpg (507.57 KB, 2002x2950, 1001:1475, 1509132685716.jpg)

 No.416961[Reply]

something something something edition

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 No.417279

File: a09c84431850495⋯.jpg (135.83 KB, 643x1000, 643:1000, 651517.jpg)

>>417278

Wawa.

Anyways. See you lewdies some other time. Good night.


 No.417280

>>417279

Gnight rumor o/


 No.417281

File: 489a6994a3e7af8⋯.jpg (42.19 KB, 525x514, 525:514, 1475474115654.jpg)

>>417277

I'll try

>>417279

Night


 No.417282

File: ca8f8f1a48238bc⋯.jpg (830.52 KB, 1600x1862, 800:931, 1511478872902.jpg)

>>417278

It's okay

You misunderstood what I was doing earlier though, I was going to slowly say everyone was horrible but it kind of fell apart


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File: 8339b58d5f9c089⋯.png (253.18 KB, 504x504, 1:1, sk1426890960310.png)

 No.416550[Reply]

Quads edition

Thread theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qj8J7Oqmms

(I haven't even watched this video, I just searched for "1111")

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 No.416957

>>416956

I've never tasted a guy that's been edging, normally I don't do much teasing about it and just aim to make him cum lol

Sucks about the Internet, mines garbage to though


 No.416958

>>416957

I definitely wouldn't draw it out too long tebeha.

Ironically, my current internet provider is actually the best I've ever had, considering before this it's been carrier networks and sattelite, lol.

What you up to?


 No.416959

>>416958

Atm I'm touching myself working up to fapping, and ofc netflix lol


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File: 8abdf19ef892ab3⋯.png (1.49 MB, 1600x1200, 4:3, nice-face-lol.png)


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File: 6608492b2c87aa0⋯.jpg (671.64 KB, 888x851, 24:23, 2122880 - Patchouli_Knowle….jpg)

 No.416218[Reply]

big bobbers edition

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 No.416546

>>416543

Nite nite.

>>416542

Oh, C standing for computer, stupid me!

Oki, we can get it. We probably done goofed too seeing as the steam sale must have ended yesterday ;-;

Oki, good night for real now.

Bye bye loverman~ Sweet wet dreams!

PS: there's snow outside!


 No.416547

File: 9b4babf948f8538⋯.png (723.48 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Happiness-Charge-Precure-E….png)

>>416545

It's a pretty big series actually. The earlier ones were more like diablo than the more strategic computer RPGs, though.


 No.416548

File: 5e708f5afc52f42⋯.png (1.21 MB, 1667x2350, 1667:2350, tumblr_oelesicuHQ1uhgwiko1….png)

>>416474

She shall be disappointed and happy at the same time!


 No.416549

File: 15e7cbf63b72b80⋯.webm (1.59 MB, 632x360, 79:45, Crystals Meth.webm)


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File: 808b7420d4d2dc0⋯.jpg (314.59 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, Jean.jpg)

 No.415898[Reply]

My birthday is in two and a half hours edition

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 No.416214

File: 2e2b907b5e6cb0e⋯.jpg (39.74 KB, 500x281, 500:281, sk1426890959941.jpg)

>>416212

Yep! Some texts in English here and there, but mostly everything's in Norwegian. That'll change next semester, though! And I'm really curious about how big the classes will be, since judging by the linguistics/phonetics class we'll be like ten people at most. But who knows.

Anyway, what's up?

>>416213

Ah yes, sorry to disturb you while you're engaged with things that important!


 No.416215

File: c46d46c2622fc78⋯.jpg (23.18 KB, 187x221, 11:13, are you sure you don't wan….jpg)

>>416214

Yeah that is boring! Are the entire classes going to be in English, or is it just that you will be learning about English linguistics specifically? Hmm, odd, even our classes at master's are slightly bigger than that.

Oh not much. Resting, shitposting, glad the work is over (even though it has been for about 4 hours).


 No.416216

File: f0d79515a275bfd⋯.png (258.91 KB, 500x800, 5:8, sk1426890959840.png)

>>416215

The classes will be all English all the time from now on! Or at the very least until I do some optional things at some point, like dip into some literature classes or something.

I was about to ask why you were working on a Sunday, but apparently it's Monday! Having basically no classes is messing with my perception of time.


 No.416217

File: e966f63fde7dcd3⋯.jpg (34.06 KB, 238x218, 119:109, atrocious.jpg)

>>416216

Aha, I see, neat.

Kek, it happens. I did get a reply to an email on Saturday though, so apparently some people work on weekends too, the poor bastards.


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>>416218

>>416218

>>416218

new thread for the ghosts that wander around




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