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File: b0e4faf6687a68e⋯.png (1.23 MB, 1600x1140, 80:57, 4f0c2d13c3bda60d06ae571189….png)

 No.336929[Reply]

>Has to be 300x100 and under 500KB.

>Nothing too stupid

>Not everything you submit will be added

So post yours here or make a request and if you're lucky someone might do it.

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 No.429362

>>>/adventure/

Is this board ded?




File: 9649f36bdda72b0⋯.png (530.49 KB, 1040x960, 13:12, 40641300_p0.png)

 No.385657[Reply]

1) No lewd images of any person under 18 (even if it's you).

2) Posting porn/lewds of anyone's waifu is a bannable offence.

3) No spamming.

4) No doxxing.

5) No hateful bullying.

6) No ban evasion.

If you've reported something bad and it takes too long for you to see any reaction, tell Skandi. Mods don't get notifications about these things, so he might have just not seen it yet.

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File: 966a7fb531485ae⋯.jpg (198.92 KB, 1334x749, 1334:749, 1534107965311.jpg)

 No.429740[Reply]

I have no willpower.

Or any ideas how to entertain everyone all 4 of you

Skandi-sama, it's time to recruit edition.

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 No.429898

File: 95d5c66dc0a92d3⋯.jpg (106.51 KB, 772x1080, 193:270, 14n9b.jpg)

>>429897

hai

i'm about to move to bed but haii


 No.429899

File: d1053be869226e6⋯.jpg (100.1 KB, 1500x1031, 1500:1031, ss (2016-11-19 at 05.03.15….jpg)

>>429896

empathy is for the weaks.


 No.429900

File: dbee965716f64f2⋯.png (773.9 KB, 728x1091, 728:1091, 6HQmKpig.png)

>>429898

oh, sleep well then.


 No.429901

File: aca7f2cca576bd2⋯.jpg (54.92 KB, 682x1024, 341:512, a73cbe4724cd1e7b3324bd2602….jpg)


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File: 427ac7bf3bae847⋯.jpg (126.4 KB, 960x640, 3:2, BhMQE3BT3uejf3Neuv0zTWfoDZ….jpg)




File: e5cd72cc161a0c2⋯.png (990.7 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1505611355221.png)

 No.429406[Reply]

Because this is how I'm spending my friday off apparently.

Shoot me.

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 No.429736

File: 11820430b956b6b⋯.jpg (904.95 KB, 2067x1293, 689:431, 1498398001026.jpg)

Skandi-sama never requested anything.


 No.429737

File: 4223daa0895d94c⋯.jpg (179.71 KB, 1145x1200, 229:240, DWA3BtaU8AAI0Fs.jpg)

he has high expectations of you

make him proud


 No.429738

File: df4934e015e8e19⋯.png (2.84 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1498495236644.png)

I think he has a much higher opinion of you.


 No.429739

File: 579079da2a84092⋯.png (530.6 KB, 600x988, 150:247, DpdENjqUYAAlHoF.png)

You could change that by making a new thread

gather those valuable Skandi-sama points


 No.429741

File: 9c02dbbd0a817ec⋯.png (304.3 KB, 826x830, 413:415, 五月 (61).png)




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 No.429361[Reply]

How does this makes you virgins feel?



File: 03e687818025303⋯.jpg (84.02 KB, 627x885, 209:295, 11dae077072275d778789e5ba6….jpg)

 No.429005[Reply]

I lost my trip reeee

Skandi-sama, Ven made two inane posts he wanted you to see for some reason.

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 No.429402

File: b07d500a8e5e3c9⋯.png (518.73 KB, 579x819, 193:273, 五月 (16).png)

>>429401

So make it.


 No.429403

File: 02742faed66a147⋯.jpg (367.23 KB, 1000x750, 4:3, 1478520472466.jpg)

>>429402

you do it

pretty please


 No.429404

File: 1906763bcd6b318⋯.jpg (848.23 KB, 1000x2009, 1000:2009, 五月 (23).jpg)

>>429403

What will I get?


 No.429405

File: 6fac599a1631e2d⋯.png (463.16 KB, 832x1286, 416:643, ugcw.png)

>>429404

just do it already

Skandi-sama wont come and do it until like 2am when he's too drunk for captchas


 No.429407

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File: 03736109ba2852b⋯.png (124.28 KB, 322x322, 1:1, sk1426890960015.png)

 No.428674[Reply]

Playing the piano wildly edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ehxil2jZiok

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 No.429001

File: adf16b5ee0b0517⋯.png (16.84 KB, 298x246, 149:123, ss (2016-05-14 at 10.52.57….png)

>>429000

I just like saying no.


 No.429002

File: 1fc48fb2d0da865⋯.jpg (123.2 KB, 807x855, 269:285, ZTyOE0M.jpg)

>>429001

oh

well have at it

no


 No.429003

File: 2f83feb3d474d93⋯.png (16.24 KB, 500x250, 2:1, 1470781805915.png)


 No.429004

File: 3976bb2e5a1a86b⋯.jpg (193.76 KB, 1062x1200, 177:200, DnxLafJXoAA87M8.jpg)

>>429003

oh how british


 No.429006

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File: c61933469b56f41⋯.png (106.21 KB, 800x750, 16:15, soyboy wojak.png)

 No.428947[Reply]

Post come cuckino, anime friends



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 No.428052[Reply]

Emergency 404 edition of CJMT #1146 …

All backups lost …

Loading new thread …

Done …

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New poster(s) [L-Lewdie] not found …

Removing corrupted references …

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Loading thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc6f_2nPSX8

Done …

Emergency thread creation complete .

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 No.428671

File: 42f23637a671b38⋯.png (6.79 KB, 500x250, 2:1, 1468400796547.png)

>>428669

Vemon's goal changes alot. Carnage is just insane. there's afew others but those are after my time.


 No.428672

File: e592df634badc51⋯.jpg (220.5 KB, 850x1202, 425:601, sample_75782bf06790650335f….jpg)

Oh, huh, I thought they were the same one.


 No.428673

File: edc6e18da3f51d3⋯.jpg (36.08 KB, 991x382, 991:382, ss (2014-09-18 at 08.07.49….jpg)

>>428672

wait are you actually a girlim


 No.428675

File: 55b257baec09b86⋯.jpg (467.92 KB, 850x1200, 17:24, 4fe3016f5203e5f170edde6ad5….jpg)


 No.428676

File: 45b681cfba056f6⋯.png (175.99 KB, 410x410, 1:1, sk1426890959674.png)

>>428670

Fine, I guess. Sadly, being understanding is in my DNA.

>>428670

Oh, but don't the symbiotes have any plan at all? Like, a reason they came to earth?

NEWT RED

>>428674

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File: 8bc209406f78563⋯.png (505.65 KB, 590x590, 1:1, sk1426890960012.png)

 No.428023[Reply]

With Satan himself by my side edition

https://youtu.be/vmxVjXtmSaA?t=90

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 No.428350

>>428348

dont like fps much but first person c&c sounds really good


 No.428351

File: ffd5e95c11e76c4⋯.png (302.99 KB, 1600x1234, 800:617, 1406960398648.png)

>>428350

well it's not like what you think. sadly.


 No.428352

>>428052

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>>428052

I guess we should post here now


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File: c204f69052e83ec⋯.png (365.39 KB, 800x500, 8:5, sk1426890960156.png)

 No.427664[Reply]

Listen to the thread theme for once edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuyPGwM7694

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 No.428020

File: 05ae9defeda0e2a⋯.jpg (370.01 KB, 850x1070, 85:107, 五月 (109).jpg)

>>428018

Thanks, I've put a lot of thought into it.


 No.428021

File: 15b1e672f019d1d⋯.png (164.23 KB, 400x400, 1:1, sk1426890959717.png)

>>428019

Well, I know at least one guy who gets turned on by manly smells, so keep it up! Not me, for the record.

>>428020

No problem, you've earned that praise!! … Granted, people actually do that in pride parades in Oslo here, at least, so it's not quite outside the realm of possibility, but it'd be very poseur-y of us since we're not that into bdsm.


 No.428022

File: d9913c62f8f7b1d⋯.png (94.38 KB, 816x460, 204:115, 1455002345855.png)

>>428021

not do be leaving of you I am


 No.428024

File: f561fa603775133⋯.png (432.19 KB, 800x1569, 800:1569, 五月 (5).png)

>>428021

Ooof

I mean, whatever floats their boat but…oof.


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 No.427661

File: 24033378a32b2ba⋯.png (180.5 KB, 600x600, 1:1, sk1426890959811.png)

>>427660

I've never even been to /sft/, so I don't know what that reference is supposed to mean!


 No.427662

File: d9913c62f8f7b1d⋯.png (94.38 KB, 816x460, 204:115, 1455002345855.png)

>>427661

that saddens me more then you can possibly know tbh


 No.427663

File: 50ec477abd8dc5c⋯.jpg (110.38 KB, 408x408, 1:1, sk1426890959896.jpg)

>>427662

Pfft, I'm sure you weren't in the original "bullying" threads that this board spawned out of, so you're not one to talk.


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 No.427879

>>427357

New to /lewd/ here

why ders spiders?




File: a9a3e197b035fe2⋯.jpg (40.01 KB, 585x404, 585:404, Di7etAtW0AUaMBf.jpg)

 No.422293[Reply]

i mean how much of a pleb can u be

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 No.422590

>>422293

I wish there was a sort of a boarding school for sissies or something along those lines. I'd dump my entire life savings into that lol


 No.422653

>>422590

Samsies


 No.425508

>poor

>ugly

>gay

i mean, how much can someone fail at life?


 No.427330

>>422293

OP is unironically a fggot


 No.427345




File: 233f552d0a1efe0⋯.jpg (32.22 KB, 344x228, 86:57, smellymojo.jpg)

 No.427015[Reply]

Glass half full edition.

thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khG8b9rYvFM&t=

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 No.427341

>>427340

the fucking rhino tank lol

okay i really want to play this game now


 No.427342

File: cfe5df7bd91b020⋯.jpg (1.23 MB, 2000x1500, 4:3, soviet_special_weapons_mec….jpg)

>>427341

not playing it before now is probably the biggest reason I'd have tbh


 No.427343

File: 8487b8d64a2b843⋯.png (209.71 KB, 372x480, 31:40, Mayuri_Shiina.png)

>>427337

Well that's a name I haven't seen in a while


 No.427346

File: 1ee6535586f499a⋯.png (34.48 KB, 313x293, 313:293, ClipboardImage.png)

I keep having high expectations of clue scrolls but nop


 No.427348

File: 737d47c7dae92ce⋯.png (357.08 KB, 620x1007, 620:1007, vcob.png)




File: 08e6a7244546294⋯.jpg (369.91 KB, 565x800, 113:160, 1509195566539.jpg)

 No.420759[Reply]

Extremely disappointed with the lack of lewd in this board. Can anyone explain to me what the board is about, if not about lewd?

 No.420760

>>420759

ok cool give me your discord so we can erp


 No.427077

File: 058622209dbfdde⋯.jpg (657.54 KB, 750x1030, 75:103, 058622209dbfdde1524b9183d3….jpg)




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