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>Has to be 300x100 and under 500KB.

>Nothing too stupid

>Not everything you submit will be added

So post yours here or make a request and if you're lucky someone might do it.

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Is this board ded?

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1) No lewd images of any person under 18 (even if it's you).

2) Posting porn/lewds of anyone's waifu is a bannable offence.

3) No spamming.

4) No doxxing.

5) No hateful bullying.

6) No ban evasion.

If you've reported something bad and it takes too long for you to see any reaction, tell Skandi. Mods don't get notifications about these things, so he might have just not seen it yet.

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I have no willpower.

Or any ideas how to entertain everyone all 4 of you

Skandi-sama, it's time to recruit edition.

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i'm about to move to bed but haii


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empathy is for the weaks.


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oh, sleep well then.


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Because this is how I'm spending my friday off apparently.

Shoot me.

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Skandi-sama never requested anything.


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he has high expectations of you

make him proud


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I think he has a much higher opinion of you.


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You could change that by making a new thread

gather those valuable Skandi-sama points


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How does this makes you virgins feel?

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I lost my trip reeee

Skandi-sama, Ven made two inane posts he wanted you to see for some reason.

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So make it.


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you do it

pretty please


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What will I get?


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just do it already

Skandi-sama wont come and do it until like 2am when he's too drunk for captchas


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Playing the piano wildly edition


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I just like saying no.


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well have at it



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oh how british


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Post come cuckino, anime friends

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Vemon's goal changes alot. Carnage is just insane. there's afew others but those are after my time.


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Oh, huh, I thought they were the same one.


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wait are you actually a girlim


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Fine, I guess. Sadly, being understanding is in my DNA.


Oh, but don't the symbiotes have any plan at all? Like, a reason they came to earth?













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With Satan himself by my side edition


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dont like fps much but first person c&c sounds really good


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well it's not like what you think. sadly.





I guess we should post here now



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Listen to the thread theme for once edition


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Thanks, I've put a lot of thought into it.


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Well, I know at least one guy who gets turned on by manly smells, so keep it up! Not me, for the record.


No problem, you've earned that praise!! … Granted, people actually do that in pride parades in Oslo here, at least, so it's not quite outside the realm of possibility, but it'd be very poseur-y of us since we're not that into bdsm.


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not do be leaving of you I am


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I mean, whatever floats their boat but…oof.


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I've never even been to /sft/, so I don't know what that reference is supposed to mean!


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that saddens me more then you can possibly know tbh


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Pfft, I'm sure you weren't in the original "bullying" threads that this board spawned out of, so you're not one to talk.




New to /lewd/ here

why ders spiders?

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i mean how much of a pleb can u be

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I wish there was a sort of a boarding school for sissies or something along those lines. I'd dump my entire life savings into that lol








i mean, how much can someone fail at life?



OP is unironically a fggot


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Glass half full edition.

thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khG8b9rYvFM&t=

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the fucking rhino tank lol

okay i really want to play this game now


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not playing it before now is probably the biggest reason I'd have tbh


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Well that's a name I haven't seen in a while


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I keep having high expectations of clue scrolls but nop


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Extremely disappointed with the lack of lewd in this board. Can anyone explain to me what the board is about, if not about lewd?



ok cool give me your discord so we can erp


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