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The Clash at Demonhead - Black Sheep - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6-EfveplnA

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So post yours here or make a request and if you're lucky someone might do it.

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So I know the Major had that one boyfriend in that one issue of GitS, but I like to think that she's mainly a lesbian.


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You're allowed to post porn

Posting sexually explicit images of yourself if you are under the age of 18 is a bannable offense

If you are under 18, you are not allowed to be publicly lewd. Take that shit elsewhere. I am not going to be held accountable for your actions you fucking pedophiles.

DO NOT hit on or be sexual with the minors on my board.



Circlejerk in the megathreads amongst other things. Keep spam to an absolute minimum of 0.


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The hide button and filter exist for a reason, learn to use them

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My birthday is in two and a half hours edition

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I'm very busy laying in bed.


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Yep! Some texts in English here and there, but mostly everything's in Norwegian. That'll change next semester, though! And I'm really curious about how big the classes will be, since judging by the linguistics/phonetics class we'll be like ten people at most. But who knows.

Anyway, what's up?


Ah yes, sorry to disturb you while you're engaged with things that important!


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Yeah that is boring! Are the entire classes going to be in English, or is it just that you will be learning about English linguistics specifically? Hmm, odd, even our classes at master's are slightly bigger than that.

Oh not much. Resting, shitposting, glad the work is over (even though it has been for about 4 hours).


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The classes will be all English all the time from now on! Or at the very least until I do some optional things at some point, like dip into some literature classes or something.

I was about to ask why you were working on a Sunday, but apparently it's Monday! Having basically no classes is messing with my perception of time.


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Aha, I see, neat.

Kek, it happens. I did get a reply to an email on Saturday though, so apparently some people work on weekends too, the poor bastards.

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What should my username be ;p





Usernames are for fags.








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This is peak human condition edition


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Thanks. Here's the other one in the pair.

Good night.



Good night, Ese.


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This is a vampire succubus girl



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So what that game worth it?


Cya soon, sleep well


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yeah a nice table top single player game fun too


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Still should of got crypt!


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maybe next time!

looks cool doe


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Last threads number was my birthday edition


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someone make new thread




Wow shut up bulgaria.



I never made one and dont start now


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The previous place is full of boobs, we need a new one.

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How're you doing?


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doing alright

just watching vids and stuff comfy night

and you?


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These pics are lewd as heck how am I supposed to browse here without getting a boy boner?


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Let's get this party started.

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Yeah, I would trust it.


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make a new thread


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I only take stuff that's wrapped in plastic, so unless there's a hole or something it's perfectly hygienic! And I meant "environmentally friendly" more like the fact that you're not just throwing perfectly good food in the garbage for no reason other than a label saying so, ignoring everything that went into making/shipping it.

Anyway, time2shower!


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You're still not ill so I will trust you. The labels are for safety! But pretty much always exaggerated but it's better that way. Blame other people.

I probably need to do so.


You do it.


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I made another thread

I also like weewee in mah butt

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Ah, let us hope! Indeed!

Hey, I had my first real lessons today. Apparently, all of my former classmates who opted for literary & cultural studies agree that the master's is easier than the bachelor's, whereas the only guy who picked up linguistics says it's harder!


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Oh neat! Even though that seems like a hella late start to me. What was the first lesson, then? Aaand it sounds like you're gonna keep on studying after the bachelor's degree?


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>Aaand it sounds like you're gonna keep on studying after the bachelor's degree?

I already am!

>Oh neat! Even though that seems like a hella late start to me

Heh X3 Technically speaking, we had one short introductory lesson two weeks ago, but yeah fair enough.

Sociolinguistics. Guy mostly just talked about a few randomish things. Then he read us like 20 article titles with some commentary and let us each pick one article and we'll be presenting the summary of it in front of the class, basically. And we're also supposed to give people handouts about the presentation and the stuff from the handouts will be in the final exam. It's like he's making us do his job for him, the evil genius!

After that, he played us a youtube video of a song which included code switching between Czech, English and Polish. Seeing as I can't speak Polish, I only understood the pun that was in the title and chorus… The Poles would hear "I'm searching for you, Milosz of Warsaw", whereas Czechs would hear "I'm fucking you, Milosz of Warsaw." But apparently there were more and even in the other direction! Like how our word for girl apparently means slut in Polish, Polish word for way means drugs in Czech, our word for alehouse means cellar in Polish. All of those were meant to be in.nocent in one language but filthy in the other, and as I said, some of them were super obvious but others were not. That was actually pretty good.


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Oooh, I see! That makes more sense then! I was getting kinda confused with the way you were talking about it.

Oh wow, that's a lot of stuff for a first class. Sounds way more interesting than my first classes, anyway! And I'm sure I've complained about this before, but it certainly doesn't help that our professor is Japanese, so she's kinda tough in phonetics, since she can't pronounce half the phones in Norwegian, aaand she's kinda bad at syntax, since of course she doesn't have a native's intuitive understanding of good/bad grammar.


Also what do you know, it actually did post, huh…









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I made a thread, please post in it

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This thread has gone like maximum overlewd, and I finally made a discord.





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One one zero one. Hmm. That'd be thirteen.

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sounds pretty comfortable


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A latex catsuit with anti itch powder might be nice.


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one can always dream for such bliss


I'm going to sleep now,


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Please stop being gay here and my butt aint flat and even if it was nobody seen here anyway! Also make a new FRESH thread


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rare picture of me and bit

me on the left



No stopping the gay. So, it is flat then!

Does FRESH just mean with no replies, or is it some special requirement? o: Maybe add Will Smith to it…


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Jeeeez, our courses are almost literally the same then! I just chose to focus on linguistics.


>skinny boi

>not flat butt

as if



Neat! High five? High five!

Come one come all!








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The previous thread has been up for 8 days, I think it's time to let it die gracefully.

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Lewd. I like lewd Bit! Alrighty, I will.

Switch who puts whose penis into whose boypussi, duh! Nu-uh! On the verge of winning!


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Just when I want to be. Ooh sure 10% I think. I meant I was lost!



I know. That's good. Helps keep this relationship strictly platonic/would-be-sexual.

Ohhh, I see. Hope you are found soon, but I can only wish you luck because I have to go to bed now. Good night, Bitboy. Oh, hey hey, I just remembered, we could play AOE2 again sometime. Okay, good night for real.


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No sexual going on here! ….yes maybe someday. Sleep well. Hmm yea I dont mind a few rounds someday.


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real "dead" hours

who down?


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Yep, even when it's active it's pretty dead

Why left?



when it's active it's pretty comfy, i dunno.

we had a spike in activity a few weeks / a month or two ago, it was pretty good then, but then it died down again

>why left



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A few weeks ago was when I came back, I'm trying to stick around for a while.

When right?


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