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>Has to be 300x100 and under 500KB.

>Nothing too stupid

>Not everything you submit will be added

So post yours here or make a request and if you're lucky someone might do it.

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>>>/asmr/ for that, friend.

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1) No lewd images of any person under 18.

2) Posting porn/lewds of anyone's waifu is a bannable offence (in theory).

3) No spamming.

4) No doxxing.

5) No hateful bullying.

6) No ban evasion.

7) No posting someone else's pics, chat logs or similar without their consent.


• If you've reported something bad and it takes too long for you to see any reaction, let me know. I don't get notifications about these things.

• NSFW is perfectly fine, as long as it doesn't break any rules.

• Namefagging is encouraged, though not required.

• Kircheis is the best galactic hero, closely followed by Reuenthal (who did nothing wrong).

• Kagami a cute.

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We will hold ALL of the hands in there.


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you should only hold hands with people you truly love, don't be a slut.


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I already do. Only my BF can hold my sweaty palms.


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oh, that's cute post pics.


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Wouldn't that be slutty?

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Road to the top of 8ch edition



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you even have my tumblr


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Awww I missed out.

I am not leaving this place again then.

It's time for a new thread, because we have quite a bit of people right now. This would put us in the "hot threads" category of the main screen.


Don't even try it, you dork!


Ohh ohh! add me as well!


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i know dorkeyes

that's why i said i'd dm it there


you first



that's what those americans do on prom tho.


I see?


I made a new thread to get to FAST THREADS and bring new people like me.


















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Just don't eat too many. Anyways, later.



Everyone died now. And you died as well.

RIP /lewd/. You never scored.



What about on your tail and ears?





I made a new thread to test the theory of more threads with active people = More chances of going up in the ranks.

Give it a go, guys!


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i lurk but dont have the energy to post

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We should all go for a cute bike trip

Everyone bring something to eat and drink!

Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqWcpEZ3GY0

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might buy a big soft toy and cuddle that to sleep

but mummy will probably make fun of me



yeah, i agree.

it might help. dunno.

havent really had any human contact for a decade besides immediate family, and thats not very often and its very little. dont get on with them really. nothing in common either. no hugs.

cuddling a pretty girl like this professional cuddler would be nice.


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What, you don't even need glasses or anything? Then yeah, I'd count you as fairly lucky!

Though I don't need glasses either, and I'm also mentally ill. So yeah.


Their job would essentially be like a therapist then, I guess? I assume she'd be a pro, in any case, so she could probably be helpful. I started out thinking it was a pretty bad idea, but the more I think about it the more I think it might actually be good!


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yeah im fairly healthy body wise

my extended family are all normalfags



That's good at least, then!

Actually though, when I was home for Christmas my mum told me about her recently seeing a psychologist for depression. And my maternal grandmother was an alcoholic too. I guess it's in my blood!

















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We should all sleep together in one bed and talk about boys edition


i swear i'm not gay

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another day as a rat in a rat race

i wish emotions weren't so hard

i wish a lot of things



it takes so much energy just not to sperg


i wish i wish i didn't make him hate me


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Sperg on!

Might help

I know i need my sperg moments sometimes


lazy people

new thread for you guys






















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no u


Finn memes should be a ban hmph


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I don't know why but I like gondolar tbh. he's a nice evolution from pedo bear tbh.


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post in new thread spidey :c

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Depression edition

Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzaVd6zl2bA

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you could have turned water into gold with your words and it wouldn't have mattered.


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guess i'll go make a new thread





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Did I do it right?

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had a big binge of food

ate so much today


but its ok

i am losing fat from my body, i know because of old clothes being baggy

one fuck up does not change anything


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>one fuck up does not change anything

That's the right frame of mind! Too many people give up if the fuck up once, but that's not how the world works.



>if the fuck up

*if they fuck up


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Alright, let's make the thread before we cross 400 posts and things get too exciting…

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I lost my year long edge while sleeping.

qq tbh


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>disclosing personal masturbatory details

Sure why not. I broke a 14 day on the 14th January. Never really decided consciously to hold any. Just hadn't been in the mood.


Swine, tbh.


Welcome back among the living, Moo. Say, would you make another thread? I think that would be nice. The custom is to put CJMT #next number in the Subject. The number of this one is 1171 so obviously the next one is 1172. I think it would be nice if you did the honors.


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don't make me edge thinking about you for another year now…






Dunno how to link to another thread




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It ain't over till it's over edition.

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Haven't seen it.


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the art is very kon, the story is very ptsd, its great.


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I had a dream last night where I was an otokonoko and was in a room with all glass walls. I had to change into panties while people were watching and I creamed my panties while putting them on but I had to keep going anyways. I was lead out of the room and was going to have to suck a fat guy's cock and I didn't want to but he assured me he bathed thoroughly beforehand and then I was okay with it, but I woke up before anything else happened.


Might watch it.


Your last chance to get a first reply and quads in a single post.











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Scientists have been long puzzled over why women can show just as much intelligence as men in theory, although their brains are eight per cent smaller on average.

Now a study by universities in Los Angeles and Madrid have shown that for women, brain size does not matter.

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Steady as she goes.

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hand over the animus and no one will be hurt.


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This bit was for you.

>Hah! They'll last you that much longer. Are they nice?


You're in the wrong neighbourhood, punk.


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I'm aware.


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oh damn


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I don't see why not.

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youtube: shrek's dank kush


If only I could make someone happy like that


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youtube: Thomas the dank engine


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Happy like what?


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I like the combo of GTA Vice City and Counter-Strike, except I suck at Counter-Strike


Like my romantic feelings directed toward somebody matter. I'm kinda Tsun myself.


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Come one come all.

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No. Id rather have a secure tripcode. Im not unfamiliar with the needed tools, a long time ago i was the autist that went after the senafag's trip.



cato or soto?





old thread, lewdie…just in case…


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