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File: ba5cc57281e3ccd⋯.jpg (383.48 KB, 1173x1200, 391:400, guard.jpg)

 No.434310[Reply]

1) No lewd images of any person under 18.

2) Posting porn/lewds of anyone's waifu is a bannable offence (in theory).

3) No spamming.

4) No doxxing.

5) No hateful bullying.

6) No ban evasion.

Addendum:

• If you've reported something bad and it takes too long for you to see any reaction, let me know. I don't get notifications about these things.

• NSFW is perfectly fine, as long as it doesn't break any rules.

• Namefagging is encouraged, though not required.

• Kircheis is the best galactic hero, closely followed by Reuenthal (who did nothing wrong).

• Kagami a cute.



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 No.336929[Reply]

>Has to be 300x100 and under 500KB.

>Nothing too stupid

>Not everything you submit will be added

So post yours here or make a request and if you're lucky someone might do it.

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 No.429362

>>>/adventure/

Is this board ded?




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File: 08cc6f2e83284e4⋯.webm (7.87 MB, 320x240, 4:3, Fool's Garden - Lemon Tre….webm)


 No.435784

File: 399caffb5ed2cf1⋯.webm (1.58 MB, 320x240, 4:3, Cowboy Bebop OST 3 Blue -….webm)

All this lurking, jeez…


 No.435785

File: eaa52e870d9e450⋯.png (445.32 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 085fca4236e398f27aa3086fd9….png)

endledss napping


 No.435786

File: 7fcc944923d8ae6⋯.png (162.78 KB, 320x320, 1:1, 47095305_2374633735898025_….png)

hlap


 No.435788

File: a87d172bf001c85⋯.jpg (78.47 KB, 235x235, 1:1, sk1426890959884.jpg)

>looked up pet play

>find an article

>realise that master and I are doing a very mild version of that

shit

>look around on the site that had the article

>they sell sex toys

>https://buttplug.expert/product/32-super-long-fox-tail-butt-plug/

>"… that's kinda hot"

shit




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 No.435787[Reply]

If you’re an oldfag before 2016 you’ll like it. We have a small community and still growing. Join us at 64ch.net, we’ll welcome you



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 No.435159[Reply]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47E2tfK5QAg

"This turns me on so fucking bad" edition

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 No.435598

Assuming I understood correctly, affirmative.


 No.435599

Share.


 No.435601

Might as well.


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 No.435782

can't we all just get along chums




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 No.435155

File: 4ce18a7b6892134⋯.jpg (37.14 KB, 896x628, 224:157, ss (2016-01-01 at 11.40.26….jpg)

weird how camera angles do that.


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 No.435157

File: aafdf4cb76ffde0⋯.png (95.82 KB, 351x296, 351:296, tfwnowardslu.png)

why do browsers have a rightclick + email image option


 No.435158

>>435157

you seem to just have a special browser


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 No.434393[Reply]

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 No.434814

File: 0a8a48cdecfde89⋯.jpg (82.67 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 1348221861781.jpg)

>>434812

empire* my empire**

>>434813

right now BUFF


 No.434815

>>434814

I do not understand, nor do I care to.

I leave now. Good night, /lewd/


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File: 0de535b69bb3057⋯.jpg (159.4 KB, 960x655, 192:131, 0de535b69bb3057f4bd504534c….jpg)

 No.434054[Reply]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHvhps47Lmc&feature=youtu.be

Scandi is a socialist terrorist edition.

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 No.434390

File: 727704844d43421⋯.png (153.04 KB, 422x422, 1:1, sk1426890959740.png)

>>434389

Jeeeez, when I said "dumb animal", I meant in the Darwinian sense! All humans are dumb animals in that sense.

I-I'm sorry, I figured you'd have heard of one of those titles!

And it's just a gif 'cause Google auto-turned it into one, and watching him breathe is kinda cute.


 No.434391

File: f8e671d3f9bae18⋯.jpg (47.33 KB, 250x378, 125:189, 611.jpg)

>>434390

I'm not so sure I can believe that part now, but I'll take the dumb part.

I'm under a rock that's under a few other rocks here as you can see.

Oh it didn't move right away so I couldn't see why it was a gif.


 No.434392

File: a6391f7daa95772⋯.png (265.38 KB, 520x520, 1:1, sk1426890959588.png)

>>434391

You always take the dumb part, I'm sure :^)

kek, that's why I pointed it out! The movement is hella subtle.


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 No.433705[Reply]

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 No.434050

anyhoots bedtime


 No.434051

and this post just to save the thing mc thing


 No.434052

>>434049

>>434050

>>434051

Hopefully you can remember in the morning. Sleep well and sweet dreams.


 No.434053

File: 1669d561eadf6f0⋯.jpg (156.06 KB, 485x485, 1:1, sk1426890960140.jpg)

I ended up talking with master on voice for like an hour, so I'll be going to bed now.

But if nobody's made a new thread before tomorrow, then eeeveryone's getting permabanned! And reported to the FBI for cyber-terrorism.


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File: c772261bbd0b5da⋯.jpg (176.28 KB, 1100x1254, 50:57, uiGTGBG.jpg)

 No.433738[Reply]

Allow me to introduce myself.

Hi

 No.433805

>>433738

People usually only hang out in the main CJMT thread so many probably wont see your post

try again there if you're interested or want to

>>433705




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 No.433402[Reply]

https://youtu.be/7Jg7wFHWXT4?t=27

"Extremely fucking depressed and not going to be talkative, but you guys suck at making new threads "edition.

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 No.433703

>>433699

Well now I'm too shamed to wanna post anymore :^(.

You're gay stuff so it makes sense :^). But yeah it seemed kinda bizarre.You better watch him.


 No.433704

File: c9cbd297b52adfe⋯.png (284.37 KB, 470x470, 1:1, sk1426890959665.png)

>>433702

Oh what, so your defence of guns is that they require more stuff to work?

>>433703

Good! Shame, shame, shaaame!

It was stuff that Hal linked him to! If you know about Hal. A complete masochist, a coprophiliac, a very perverted little bug chaser.


 No.433706

>>433704

I'm reporting you for bullying!

>bug chaser

Okay I'm kink shaming!


 No.433707

File: 4c5cbba20f54e85⋯.png (386.59 KB, 700x674, 350:337, c8d8ba9de132b4c8801b04b64c….png)

>>433704

They are more complex pieces of machinery, complexity is beautiful.

Besides going to a garden with a hedge trimmer is just meh, boring.

Shooting a gun is more fun.


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 No.422293[Reply]

i mean how much of a pleb can u be

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 No.422653

>>422590

Samsies


 No.425508

>poor

>ugly

>gay

i mean, how much can someone fail at life?


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>>422293

OP is unironically a fggot


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 No.433509

>Venezuelan

>a literal faggot

economy's been rough it seems




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 No.433399

Wait, no, level 50 since DK is in Ishgard. It *starts* at level 30.


 No.433400

lore names are lame


 No.433401

File: 63b607a7b9c84ae⋯.jpg (536.14 KB, 850x685, 170:137, sample_143db29de041d37daed….jpg)

You're lame


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 No.433404

File: 75a886ab2e91d13⋯.jpg (81.45 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, FB_IMG_1492646906157.jpg)

Make a lalafell




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 No.433087

>>433085

-t. Hyur


 No.433088

File: 8f6164de505c95f⋯.gif (152.26 KB, 500x516, 125:129, really.gif)

>>433086

You wouldn't do it though so I have nothing to be afraid of.

>>433087

I have a literal dragon soul

I'm literally wearing dragon skin

Leave me alone


 No.433089

File: 32103af0af79338⋯.png (597.61 KB, 794x501, 794:501, 2018-10-07_1059.png)

>>433088

This is insufferable.

Why would you harm the kin of my kin like this?


 No.433090

File: 80fbe574daa83d9⋯.jpg (17.48 KB, 512x476, 128:119, 6767afeb8f0ca798fe3211c04e….jpg)

>>433089

It's my job.


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File: 98bcf8f504fb5c0⋯.png (1.51 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, rain.png)

 No.432272[Reply]

Happy edition

https://youtu.be/O2UwjEufpck

No mmorpg topics allowed.

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 No.432662

File: a35f25e47b4d397⋯.jpg (100.62 KB, 818x1000, 409:500, 14z1d.jpg)

>>432661

Here~~


 No.432663

>>432662

I can't make threads, sorry.

I cheated you.


 No.432664

File: feaf66afa5191d1⋯.png (352.21 KB, 1110x937, 1110:937, 1549k.png)

>>432663

wow

what the hecc

i trusted you


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 No.432667

>>432664

I didn't think you'd actually give me a (You). :c




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