1) No lewd images of any person under 18, even if that person is you.
2) Posting porn/lewds of anyone's waifu is a bannable offence (in theory).
3) No spamming.
4) No hateful bullying.
5) No ban evasion.
6) No doxxing.
7) No posting someone else's pics, chat logs or similar without their consent.
8) Just generally try not to do stuff that might drive people away from the board (which includes advertising for other boards).
• If you've reported something bad and it takes too long for you to see any reaction, let me know. I don't get notifications about these things.
• NSFW stuff is perfectly fine, as long as it doesn't break any rules.
• Gore isn't technically against the rules, but it might get deleted if it's particularly bad. Putting gore under a spoiler and giving a warning is the polite thing to do.
• Namefagging is encouraged, though not required.
• Kircheis is the best galactic hero, closely followed by Reuenthal (who did nothing wrong).
• Kagami a cute.
Excellent English edition
How nice are you
you post in /lewd/ unironically
noone has more value than you
You are an example for everyone else
You make everyone feel better about themselves
you have a small community for yourself
you have a place where you belong
everyone likes you
you're a treasure
Keep dodging all the obstacles life throws in your way and triumph!
best person ever (you)
How trash are you
you post in /lewd/ unironically
even a worm has more value than you
a worm knows its place is underground hidden from everyone else
a worm knows its only purpose is to eat trash, get killed by superior beings
you really think you have a small community for yourself
you really think you have a place where you belong
no one actually likes you
you're a burden
just crawl in the dirt and maybe one day you can have as much value as a worm
disgusting trash edition (you)
Scandi is a socialist terrorist edition.
Welcome to /lewd/. Today is your first day here so I will begin today's subject with /lewd/. What does this mean? I'll tell you that the word lewd is actually an acronym. L.E.W.D. means "Lazy Eyed White Dragon." LEWD is the main character of your life but he chose to be invisible as a joke. It is your life's purpose to find this invisible lazy eyed dragon. By the end of the semester, you should be fully capable of comprehending LEWD-Theory, which is a philosophical system of locating and attempting to lure out the invisible dragons that observe your daily lives.
Now, I want you all to write one paragraph about how becoming a senior citizen has changed your life and the lives of your grandchildren.
Emergency 404 edition of CJMT #1146 …
All backups lost …
Loading new thread …
Loading new poster(s) [L-Lewdie] copies …
New poster(s) [L-Lewdie] not found …
Removing corrupted references …
Loading thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc6f_2nPSX8 …
Emergency thread creation complete .
CJMT #1056 RIP
It's funny how things turn out over time, you drift until you find a place you can feel comfortable with, that's what I found here.
I suppose by now you are wondering what this is, to keep it simple, I'm leaving for good.
I'm handing in my modship, and this is it, my last ever post here.
I've had good times and bad times here, but it always was like my safe haven from everything. I've always thought it would last but its too much for me now, I've seen countless friends leave and never thought that I'd be one of them, but it's time
I don't want people to worry, I'll be around, just not here.
I just want to thank those of you who I've known through this journey and this hasn't been an easy decision for me, I write this as tears run down my face, I always was a sentimental bitch.
I just want to say to each and every one of you, if you ever need me I will be around, some of you know you can find me if you look hard enough
Anyhow this is all I can say now, it was a good run, I wish you all the best from the bottom of my heart <3
Unjust punishment edition
I sent master a vocaroo of me doing an incredibly poor impression of a dog in a silly context, and because of reasons he decided to punish me for it. So he wanted me to post it, and point out that he owns me, and that I want to be put on a leash like a dog. Which, granted, is completely true.