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File: 52d0cc1c18fc18d⋯.jpg (343.51 KB, 2000x1332, 500:333, paris1.jpg)

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"This turns me on so fucking bad" edition


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The French are the only people who can even be bothered rioting, so we can only hope!


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I'll blow up Parliament if Brexit does not happen with the intention it started with.


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Hmmm. What do you mean by "the intention it started with"? 'Cause obviously people voted against the EU for many different reasons.


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Great Britain to leave the European union. meaning they don't have any fucking say in my bloody country. meaning they cannot demand what our laws will be on any matter minor or not.


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It's almost as if the EU is just an excuse, so that European politicians can say "we have no choice, we have to privatise this essential utility and also cut taxes for the rich and also pass on the money we lose via tax cuts to the poor, because the EU gives us no choooice"! But that would be conspiratorial of me, of course!


Oh okay, good! The way you phrased it just made me suspicious.


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I'm not some secret nazi wanting to slaughter minorities here.

I don't like the special treatment mudslimes seem to get over here when it comes to the Justice system but I'm not opposed to honest living ones being here and working tbh.


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So Skandiiii

What's the plan with tumblr

How do you summon mods? like this?

"Mods mods mods mods mods mods mods mods mods mods mods mods mods mods mods mods mods mods mods mods mods mods mods mods mods mods mods mods mods mods mods mods mods mods mods mods mods mods mods mods mods mods mods mods mods mods mods mods mods" ?


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Post lewds of Miles



tumblr is dead after the 17th


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Oh, it's just going to start sucking for no good reason. Odds are I'll keep using it though, since I don't post a lot of lewd stuff anyway. We'll see if some replacement pops up, but I doubt it!


n0pe. I'm sure he'd be too masculine for you anyway! We are beard bfs.


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that's why i'm asking!


oh how convenient of you to answer just as i check the tab

people keep talking about some site called pillowfort.io or something i'm not sure what the url was


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Of course, I'm monitoring your computer after all, so I figured I'd answer in a well-timed way!

Yeeeah, I checked that out now that you mentioned it, but currently it's in closed beta so you have to pay $5 to get in, which I'm not really interested in doing.



the whole 5e beta sounds really really weird… like why would you pay to beta test!

i also think the name is childish


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I was responding to >>435171


nice pic


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I dunno, so you can be one of the cool kids who was on Pillowfort before it was popular I guess!

Eeh sure, but if it does become a thing we'll get used to it.


Oooh! I thought it was an attempt at summoning me through provocation.



we'll see

probably wont take off honestly. most sites don't. it does suck though. dang it. like i didn't use tumblr for nsfw things, but i don't wanna use site that has outright banned that stuff!


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Nah, odds are it won't take off at all! I'd guess that Tumblr will keep the majority of the users it's got, and the NSFW people will just post their stuff on Twitter instead (or their Patreon, for the lucky few).


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half the actual user base will leave and with the bots deleted, there'll be the few snowflakes left.


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sup nerds


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henlo nerd



Yeah cause the name "tumblr" sounds better :^).


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waiting for someone, stranger?


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Just a familiar face I guess, which you're not.

Hello though.




how goes


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It goes and it ain't stopping. How about you anon, what's up?


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want to get closer to this qt but he keeps getting more and more distant


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Dang, that's sad to hear. Over the internets or in real life?


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on another certain board


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Oh is that right? Pray tell which one?


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its a small board with a few select people, its unlisted and all

not allowed to tell anyone :p


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I see, I see. Best of luck to you in any case. What's the person like?


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plays hard to get all the time, but he's a real sweetheart once he opens up to you


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I see. So is him getting more and more distant just a public face he's keeping, do you think? Or is he actually getting more distant. I guess the former wouldn't trouble you.


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i think a bit of both.

he wants me to talk to him more, 2 new people got accepted by the admin and he's talking to them more and more

i think its because ive been talking to one of his friends alot lately and he's a bit jealous now


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Ahh, I see. Community drams. Sounds like you'll need to give the little needy boy some more of your (You) love.


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Gotta sit down on the couch next to him.

Lay him beside you, lay his head on your lap.

Put your finger on his lip and softly, gently pull his mouth open.

Then slowly feed him (You)s while stroking his hair. And praising him.



sorry went out to grab a bite


Watch him say "aaah" and roll out his tongue for the (You).

Whisper sweet nothings to him as he's swallows it.

He'll might have some left on his mouth. Wipe it off with your finger and gently insert it in his mouth.

There's a good boy, nothing goes to waste.


Welcome back. What'd you get?


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I'm here tbh



some rice and thai chicken

ill go talk to him right now


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I see, I see.

Do as I have taught you my child. Godspeed.



what are you upto tbh




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watching you tubes tbh.



Success in…?



i downloaded his stupid game i hate and pretended to like it for good boy points


what are ye watching



Whose goodboy points? How is it related to what I said…

Are you the cutie anon spoke of?


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just going through me usual things tbh.



am i the cutie?

no im after the cutie bro


ye have a playlist or something for music


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nopes, I watch just channels and then random videos. usually video game based tbh.




You are the same anon then?


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I think I may have discovered you, anon. It's a bit of a wild guess of course, but perhaps not as wild as it might seem at the first sight.





still playing rimworld all the time then?



Aye, that much more of a reason to think you have been discovered. Wanna tell me in private if I am right? Err, as in, I'd tell you in private who I think you are at that other place, and you can confirm, deny or decline to comment.


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taking alittle bit of a sidestep with it because I'm almost burnt out on it tbh.



what other games do you play?





If it's fine with you: send me your discord and also something silly into this here email and say the silly bit in here too so that I know it is you, that fine?


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haven't really wanted to play much of anything as of late. I've been looking into afew different games like, the new don't starve and CDDa, oxygrn not included. just management shit tbh.



just tell me who you think i am



yall niggas gay
ur TWICE gay
no u
no U




yes but i dont post there(barely)

infact i despise most people from there


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Is your cutie one o'them though?

I just took a peek at that board to see if the person I like was on. I try to limit stalking him like that, it's probably not too good for my mental state.



no thats not a closed board

dw ive done my fair share of staling i wont judge

closed as in no more people can join and it doesnt show up in the nerve center




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>tfw not stalked.


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Yeah that was the one thing that made me a bit skeptical, but still. There's a user overlap between here and there. There can't be that many Pakistanis lurking 8chan.


To be honest I never heard of closed boards:

>it doesnt show up in the nerve center

This part I figured.

>no more people can join

this part I did not.



you'd be surprised.

but i seem to be the only one lurking tripfags boards



im sure you'll find a nice spider girl to stalk you someday



Perhaps I would, though, of those that use flags, I haven't seen any other, I don't think. Not that I have lurked many boards like that I guess.

Perhaps. I don't know many Czechs either. None, really. There used to be some on /cuteboys/ ofc but I haven't even lurked that place in months.


And kill you after mating with you.


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I deserve a mountain of bitches tbh.



>killing after mating

thats even better




im sure you do tbh




Have you visited, once upon a time, maybe? Or have you been recently, even?



long time ago.

still remember a fw of the banners


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be more then sure.


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Ahh, I see. Yeah. I tried lurking its to-be-replacement, /cutebois/.

It didn't seem to take off though.



going to bed or watch something then bed




Good night anon. Sweet dreams to you. Or salty, whichever you prefer.





please use the board


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succs /lewd/


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Sorry my dude, it's exam time for me! I'll be re-reading sections of The French Lieutenant's Woman and reading up on the culture of colonial America and getting regressive assimilation of place of articulation right, and not posting all that much for a while.


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Now what?


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>tfw no @s



You use the board enough I guess


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>tfw just expected to be here


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We're taking spider for granted ;-;


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tbh, it's not like anyone really gives a damn about me tbh.


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I mean it's natural to just expect you to be here since you know…you are.


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if I wasn't though.


You here anon?


Good evening Liz.


Good evening Fax.


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i care tbh


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Yo, what's up gurl?


Here you are anon, hello hello welcome welcome.



yes i am here now.

rest your head upon my shoulders and put your worries aside


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Thanks honey bunny. I have only few worries. How have you been to-day?


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did not sound like that the other day but you seem to be doing better now

day has been uneventful

uni home study and now nearing bedtime



Oh it is true any day though. School and my dear boy, those are the two main ones. There's also work which sometimes gets me down or, more often, pisses me the fuck off. But that one is only temporary I hope anyway so I categorise it as minor worry at most.



Oh waw hang on. What time is it yonder? It's got to be at most 9:47, maybe only 8:47, no?


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"playing" ffxiv.



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did he respond at all to what you told him?

how did it go

im kind of done with my guy for now will give him a week or so and probably will come back to me himself


what level are you now

are you playing hardcore grind or just erping with ven


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sorry i dont want to make you use the board if you dont want to


how did you level so fast

are you having fun?



Sounds like a lot of "fun" fam. Is that accurate to say?


Fug, for real?

Ahh what do you mean, the other day? He did.

Ahh, good, you know the rules and so does he huh?


Mhmm, Liz. Like Elizabeth, except for Elyssa in this case. I don't give a care you see.


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Idk, daily roulettes I guess, some of them give assload of xp.

I was.


Lot of "fun" indeed, yes.


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growing a bit tired of his games, ill tease him a bit until he asks me to come back



what changed?

i think ven said it gets fun after level 50


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There's only so many times we can collectively use quotemarks before I forget why we were doing it and start assuming we are actually talking about something lewd.


He playing hard to get but two can play that game, something like that?


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I mean it definitely spiked after 50.

I'm generally having fun. I guess I just don't really feel like doing any of the things I'd usually do so it isn't as fun at the moment.


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always playing hard to get.

just like to bully him once in a while, i know he'll be asking me to come soon enough


what happens at 50 that makes it better

how is the erp scene in this game?


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Sounds like he really is aching for the (You)s. Maybe you should be more direct after he comes to you. Mmm?

Funny controller. Don't think I could play many games like that.


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Heavensward happens.

On Balmung? Strong


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@everyone Use the board


The bord…


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Do you play anything?



sorry its 2 at night here bout to sleep


no more froppy?


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oh your a 40k fan right


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Not much, no. Friend Doby got me hooked on Memoir 44, a board game that we sometimes play on Tabletop simulator.


For you there is baby~


I am. A mild one. So mild that I am not sure how my saying "bord" reminded you of that X3


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Oh well, too early for me, wish I could though.

Good night when you go.


Aaaaah well, guess I'm hitting up strangers.


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i hope spidey doesnt get upset i didnt @ him

i idnt want to force him to use the board if he didnt want to



ill watch something and then off to bed gn all


id play ff14 with you guys but myshit mac cant run


did toma leave us?


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So you're okay forcing me to use the board if I don't want to???


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Woah, careful with that.


I haven't been dirty in too long so, hope you don't mind being a victim.


ely pls


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no, i like it.

please go on


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oh ely saying what games reminded me of you dow2 posting

but my commission got to done today


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She said:

"Work now

Shitposting later"


I mean what's the worst thing that can happen?


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You want to get even lewder huh? How nice!

I'll have to pull out that special Froppy folder of mine


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Ahhh, I see I see. I don't think I have posted many DOW2 things though, no? Ahh right, you mean my reaction webms.


You'll get loved tenderly.


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If only


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mini munchkin dreadnought


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Sorry, brat.


Mmmm? He ain't mini.


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No sleeping yet my dear!


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I should get a bottle of vodka and hit up some rp centrals.


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Minus the vodka.

This is the rp central.


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Castaferrum's are the smallest dreadnoughts


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I need the vodka to get over my self consciousness and murky thoughts.

Oh it is?

Wow you guys suck.


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That's the one you posted, or I?


>self consciousness

Anything specific? Self consciousness related to what?

Sure thang. I am a frog, ribbit ribbit

Also I forgot, that "brat" was in your language, I hope that was clear enough.


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Self conscious about sucking at rping.

bratu would make it clearer, bracho.


Altough brat wasn't particularly wrong either.


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Sucking is a major part of RPing though so you'd just be doing a good job!


Yeah I can't remember ever hearing a Slovak declining nouns in that case (vocative, pátý pád in here). So I just assumed you guys don't have it!


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your commission?


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I think I got a little lost


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there another 3 major classes of dreadnoughts but those 3 are very rare in the 41st millennium.



yush i paid a guy to paint it


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But there's good suck and bad suck.

Not officially, we don't. It's a slang.


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oh that's half the fun though.


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pretty hard to paint with my fucked hand,


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oh what happened?


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brain damage from birth


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The what?


You've got to work it to make it a good one. I'm not really sure why I'm dissuading you from drinking though, now that I think about it. Just how much do you usually do it in order to relax? Assuming it is an actual habit and not just a little joke, hah.

Ahh, my intuition was correct then. That is always nice.


Ahh, I see. I didn't even know there were more than one dre- oh hang on. In the older editions dreadnaughts were different. But I guess they basically retconned them out of existence. Yeah so the only ones I have seen are the guys in the front row in your pic.


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Cool ranch doritos is looking for a snusnu

I would go for it right now but all the stores are closed and I have nothing on me, I could go to a gas station but I'd be overpaying.

Like how often or in what amount?


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there sort of retconed but forged world has been making the old stuff with a new spin. for the 30k line

space marines did have there own baneblade and basilisk variations, during the heresy.


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Don't play a woman tho, that's gay.

Yeah, don't sound worth it.

>Like how often or in what amount?

Obojí. No such thing like too much detail.


I see. Never heard that they were doing 30k now.

Back in the good old days when technology was your friend huh?


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I mean, it's kinda late for that since I am one.

Maybe about 5 glasses of something hard for the mood to kick in. I don't drink that often but varies. I had weeks when I've drank 4 days in a row and I had months when I wasn't drinking at all. Overall maybe once a week or two.


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i mean the heresy stuff started round 06, it looks more dope than the normal 40k range but more £££


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That means you're gay then. Sorry ;-;

Damn. That's a lot. I probably couldn't even take that much. But I guess you must be real fun to drink with.

Mhmm, I see I see.


Huh, interesting… I know I've seen a board game or two but no mini wargame from pre-40k.


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there a full table top game for it quite popular too, just pricey to get into too, however most of the stuff can be used in 40k.



But yeah these guys look dank.



Mhmm, I figured, with all the minis you've posted.


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I mean if I'm going to play as something that I'm gonna see throughout the entire time I'm playing the game I may as well make it nice to look at.

Which I apparently failed at anyway because I keep getting bullied over how tall I am

Wow what the heck. Did your profound beer culture teach you nothing?

Maybe you'll find out one day.


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tbh 40k is absolutely shit nowerdays for models.


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also there still the 20 legions rather than chapters. e.g. no blood ravens or black templars


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i like the new space marines minis too bad there lore is fucking awful


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all they had to do was replace the current model with that instead of these fucking double space marines.



I don't know what game that is to begin with, ahhh. FF14 or 15 or something again?

Tall girls can be cute too, don't let anyone fool you into thinking otherwise.

It is a profound beer culture. But no amount of education can overcome your biological limitations. I weigh like 58 kilos so…

Who can say. Maybe I'm not fun to drink with though?



20 is enough tbh. I mean Blood Ravens are neat and all. But twenty's a plenty.


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i dunno, i fucking hate there origins, but for example some of the stuff going on in the dark angles because of them.


is interesting


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they're awful


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FF14 yeah.

I just feel kinda dumb standing next to people and we're stretching necks.

Oh dear, a twink are we?

How tall?

I wouldn't know, but you'll let me find out won't you?


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time to use the fanta


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Let them look up to you. Be the dominatrix you were meant to become.

I wouldn't call myself that, nay. Two things I lack for that. A pretty slutty face. And youth. Not that I am old, just not young enough to be a twink.

178 in the morning, 175 at night.

Given the opportunity, sure! What's the worst thing that could happen…


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You really wanna see that au ra don't you…



(don't have either pretty or slutty face, just to be clear)


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there were experiments…


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So uhhhh, how tall are you then?


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I shouldn't be concerned with opinions of midgets.

Alright, cool, tomorrow?







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would totes have sex with


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Waa, nice. I guess I should make sure not to be boring, should the drinking actually happen.


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xth for donut december


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suck my dick tbh.


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on your knees


I wanted xaela tbhhh




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im taller than you irl


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xaela have cooler lore

involves incels and trannies


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what is a sneak shopper


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We swapped roles apparently.

I've never felt short before.


Yeah, they do.

Males look a lot better though.


Like when I pick a counter that has least people or stuff and the person I stand behind has only a couple of things in hand so when the belt moves and I'm ready to place mine, they start unloading shit from their personal purses or bags.


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male au ra doesn't exist



aha I can not recall having seen that before

I dislike the ones who stand a bit away from two of the lines waiting to see which line is going to be the shorter and then if you walk into a line they look at you angrily asif you snuck past them

I mean you can not just create a new line in the middle of the store of waiting to get into a line


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My notes are such a fucking mess.



What the fug Skandi-sama x_x Is Norway running out of paper or something?


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It's from an exam from last year, where we were allowed to bring exactly one sheet of A4 paper with notes on one side! None of the exams this year allow us to bring anything at all, sadly.


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Black, did your power also just go out?



Ohh. That at makes sense of that I guess- You're still crazy.

Also booo, filters boo!


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nope, im south west tho


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I got an A on that exam and all the other exams that semester, so I guess I'm not so crazy after all!

Boo @ you! The filters are great, and they show what people really mean.




x-bar or bust


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>being a southerner




Waw, Skandi-sama is so cool o:

Maybe not! Did you use that sheet of paper with any degree of success though?


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Oh right.


Why not?

Rope Hattie into it as well.


It doesn't happen super often but it happens andit's usually those wrecked single moms that you can automatically tell because they reek of wine and depression.

I hate when that happens too.



Just print stuff.


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Why should I make sure not to be boring? Or you mean, why wouldn't we drink?

Well she is taller than me too, so…


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I did! It's what got me the A, after all. Those syntactic trees up at the top were especially helpful.


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I'll start wearing heels.

Why shouldn't we drink?

It's saturday, fuck it.


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>posting lewds


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me tbh


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You posted nudes not very long ago, Spidey.


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I don't count.



the running jumping thing is a spoiler



Hmm, mysterious! Guess they could have, hmm.


Oh is that right?

I already have! Though I am almost sober now. Oh dear. I guess there's an open bottle of rum somewhere around. Wait, more importantly, I thought you didn't have anything… or you just don't have vodka but have other stuff?


*lassoes you*

Come hither.


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If you say so!


Jeez, it's not mysterious at all! I had room to jot down absolutely everything I wasn't 100% sure about, so of course I'd do well.


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skammie pls.


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You managed to read it and find the stuff you needed, that is a mystery if I've ever seen one!


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what're u.


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That's what the big black blobs are for!


A gay nerd, why?


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That awkward feeling when you fail to identify a spoiler image and just consider it the image itself.

Come hither one more time Hattie.


I noticed them. They suck at what they're supposed to be doing!


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I meant to type how.

how are you.


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You suck at what you're supposed to be doing! And what you're supposed to be doing is dicks!


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Jeez. I'm doing fine! I had my first exam of the semester today, and I'm pretty sure I'll get a B or an A.

How're you doing, then?


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I went out to a place with me mother that she rents and we had some decent foods there. also my power just went out.


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I… I suck at doing dicks? ;~; But I wanted to be a professional dick-doer!


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Nice! What kind of food, then?

Aah jeez. Have you got enough laptop battery to last till you go to sleep, at least?


No no, I was just saying you suck at dicks! Whether or not you're good at sucking dicks is not for me to judge.


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pizza we ended up having, also a very nice mushroom cream side dish. me power is on now but like I'm unsure for how long.



That's basically the same thing. Almost. I haven't talked about sucking dicks to begin with!


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You can't just say "pizza"! What was on it?


You're the one that mentioned sucking to begin with!


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*MEAT* of afew different animals tbh.



Pffft. Not sucking dicks tho. Your invention!


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So just some dough with meat on it, gotcha.


Man, I wish I invented sucking dicks. The first time master and I met I'd just have blown his mind! As well as his dick!



Kek. That would be truly revolutionary, hah!


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He was a total virgin, so it was revolutionary to him at least!


Nani what?


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yeah I don't know what the cheese was or the tomato sauce tbh


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getting blown is the best



Ahhh, fair enough.



What happened I thought we were arranging a drink!


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What, no bell peppers or onion or anything?


Disagree! Getting blown is alright, but blowing is better.


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i dunno that was ely's plan not mine


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E'en so, you are still lassoed.

>fwap fwap fwap


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blow me tbh




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wait I thought this song was from like the 80s or 90s



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No offence, but that's some pretty bad taste in pizza.


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it was clay oven'd tho


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I can put a jizz-covered hand in a clay oven, but that doesn't make it good pizza!


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you'd still eat it though


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I'd never eat hands.


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you'd eat me


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Only if you were covered in barbecue sauce!

Anyway, it's insanely late, so good night!


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I fell asleep.


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's what I thought. At least explain what your plan was huh?


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me almost too except not really


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I was talking about tonight not last night.


Awww were you waiting for me?



nuu not really I spent the time digging into my backlog of videos I held off on watching like lectures and youtubes


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Excellent. As you said, we only need to rope Hattie into it.


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Tonegawa when


Oh, yeah.


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So what's the idea, we all open something, drink and post?


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Pretty much since we can't do games.


I meean we can postpone if you're sleepy.


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I guess not, mmm. Is there some kind of a game we could play on the board?


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ohno not THE game


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There isn't all that much to do on board


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That's fair I suppose.


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I can try to think of something else on my way to store.


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There's also some motherfucking dice we can roll on here. I used to post this gamebook a bit. Though that's for one person only. And can get frustrating after the first one or two times you die and then have to go through the whole thing again.


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it is better when you have a GM to tell the story tbh


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Of course. More complicated though…


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Trip when


Maybe we can figure out to how to make it work as a group.

Hathat's an OG.

We could also just invade other boards for shits and giggles or see if there's anything free we can abuse on steam.




wait maybe it was insecure



The gamebook thing or an RPG thing thing?

Not too interested in invasions! Free shit on Steam is nice tho. I like this Alien swarm thingie, but I dunno that that's something to play while drinking.

(also am playing a game so might be slower to respond now)


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Well well…


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Oh no….


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I'm bad at cs but it can be fun with friends.



Me too… I'll check it out in a few.


hey i want to join too


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Installing, but damn I'm just about out of disk space x:


Hey there!


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hey there qt

jesus christ that ass


File: 2fb2771274be690⋯.png (92.27 KB, 305x237, 305:237, fsdffslu.png)

mfw 2 terabytes of league recordings



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I know.

I'd be happy to have you if we play. I'm not sure yet but let's wait and see. I think the drinking is mandatory though.


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i've never had a drink my entire life

alcohol is hard to get here

ill download cs:go just tell me when you guys decide to play



Would be a decent place to start.

But yeah I kinda imagined it would.



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File: e1b39844be187ad⋯.webm (4.73 MB, 1200x750, 8:5, yi1.webm)


well I have one or two called that


File: 0daf8489ecf1f78⋯.webm (6.49 MB, 1200x750, 8:5, yi.webm)


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So what do you do with these anyways? Just watch, or do keep them only to make these webms out of them?


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I have not gotten around to figuring out whether there was anything to keep in the ones Ihave not yet deleted

I did use a bunch of them to make tons of these though to sortof figure out where to place teemo shrooms :3



What the fudge is that and how did you make it. Is that a utility that creates the purple stuff for you?


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uu it has been a while but

>crop to get a bunch of minimap and clock recordings from the larger fullscreen ones

>check colour of I think it was scoreboard to determine which team the recording is from

>remove colours that are not blue to get first bottom image and do some other stuff to remove certain blues or shapes of blues that are not the portrait circles

>use hough transform to detect circles

>right image at bottom is strongest candidates for being circles

and then I just stored the coordinate of each strongest candidate and counted how many times each coordinate had a circle at it

and then added the counts to a blank minimap/image with a brighter colour to higher counts

the video is not really part of the process but it was easyish to make using parts from the process


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Jaysus Christ…


I meant the lb one :<



which one is thattt

my mind is totally blank atm


File: a7011b3be9b1560⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 436.17 KB, 750x600, 5:4, ee3d1a962bb288565c95068036….jpg)

oh yeah im doing sausaku stuff for a few hours tonight




File: 2b7578315ce34b9⋯.webm (3.83 MB, 1280x800, 8:5, riverscuttle.webm)

I have so many dum webms my chance of finding some random "yi lb one" is like zero :c


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.



what is this music in the back


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


i thought it was this


File: 4efe38b3b5ba36a⋯.png (111.17 KB, 288x576, 1:2, bestlistlu.png)


whoa there

beds are for sleeping


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Oh I see.



>beds are for sleeping

They can and often get repurposed though.


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The one I'm thinking of was pretty legendary.

I think it was your yi mid or something.



idkkk if I ever played yi mid and recorded it tbhh


youare going to have to be more specific


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Small tiddies…


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Ngl I got a huge fucking anarchy boner watching the french riots


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i just had a wank stop posting these qt traps


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File: 7bec7236755b4fc⋯.jpg (251.86 KB, 1272x1000, 159:125, 1543956601709.jpg)

or something


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That's exactly right…


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can't wait for the french government to fall


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says arch hoe elyssa


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says you


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They're the best…




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What's that supposed to mean..


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we all know you wouldn't say no to a qt trap boi


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so did everybody who was hype for csgo die


I am still here. Not sure if hyped but here I am.


More importantly, how would we go about it? Would we all team up and played against a bunch of randoms? Or would we simply split up into smaller teams of Ts and CTs and have a gay old time?


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I mean depends on how cute I guess.


I mean I'm here.


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Please address >>435500


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That would depend on how many of us would agree to play.


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also am i drinking tonight?



I hereby agree to play, so long as it all happens between (2 and 6 hours from now)

That'd be two of us I think.

Who else is there… Come one come all.


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cool i'll go shop after i do alliance raids or my erection comes down what ever comes last


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I cannnnn

but I never played before



Have you played older CS? CS:Source, say?


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maybe once or twice but not that I remember

but I have played a lot of tf2 and a bit of bf2



I see. I used to play CS Source a bit so I imagine it will be more familiar to me. Otherwise I'll be new to it too though. If you don't intend to drink, I imagine it will compensate for your relative noobness. Not that I'm recommending you not to drink though.


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getting too sleepy :c







itwill have to wait for otmrororow


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time for shop



N'joy your shopping experience.


njoy is a sex toy brand btw



I did not know but that just makes it more perfect

Also I think it's cute that you know~


Of course he'd know…


File: 39909d7b1fcaaed⋯.jpg (503.37 KB, 708x800, 177:200, smugflower.jpg)



More importantly, is he drinking and playing with us?


File: 265b8e2bd56e2a2⋯.jpg (343.94 KB, 640x853, 640:853, 1515199029513_Venven.jpg)

He should have replied when he had the chance.




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My my.

that actually looks like him



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I think it's just my wishful thinking. Or maybe it's how I see VenVen in my mind.


Thank you I'm here every Friday.



I'll hold you to that.


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It's not a bad way to picture him.

I don't think he'd like it if I pointed out all the similarities.


File: 0a217297f2c7609⋯.jpg (131.29 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ass up maxresdefault.jpg)


Very well. I shall always see VenVen as a cute trapboy henceforth!


Sorry Not sorry. I mean, can't you just go shopping anyway?



I guess that's the most important difference between him and me.


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Omg go already, it's gonna come back.


I mean, I haven't seen you so I couldn't really list your similarities to a qt trap.

You do sound like you have potential though.

At least you aren't towering like those two.


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No, I meant, the difference is he wouldn't like you pointing out the similarities between him and the pic, but I would.

I mean. I may have worn some vaguely cute, not 100% masculine clothing before.


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I'm gonna need to see that.



I meant you being here every Friday.


File: d452b51e35b2e14⋯.png (331.73 KB, 910x640, 91:64, boys versus girls 14708752….png)


Not making any promises on that account.


I knew and replied my way anyway…



Kinda rude, dude.


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BACK got cider



That's just how it be sometimes…


Welcome back.

Gonna be ready in about 35 minutes I think.


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what we playing?



I'll smack you! Getting ready for what?


File: 8ecd641f7257517⋯.jpg (950.08 KB, 2150x3035, 430:607, caught 564327.jpg)


First and foremost, drinking. Ely thought of CSGO as well, unless you have another idea.


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well i got to hit a fire brib at ten, but i can stream it



I see. Sounds like that kinda means no playing for us.



we'll see about that….


File: b83f2bde2583e70⋯.jpg (31.46 KB, 600x400, 3:2, Spudi.jpg)




bf2 is still best bf.




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*unzips superior*


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well hopefully


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unzips harder superior



first time im hearing of a bf2142

also it has mechs and shit

no. bf2 is and will always be the best bf atleast for me, spent years playing that shit, was the first game i bought when i got the ps3 years ago


File: 3b9443ba42d2a24⋯.png (203.65 KB, 1000x751, 1000:751, 1444545084653.png)


it has titans too tbh



idk looks halo-ish

not a single decent bf released after bf2 imho tbh


File: 4f8b16a32ee1ee4⋯.png (2.18 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 1402093049921.png)


yeah well you're gay.



only gay for you tbh


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that's a lie tbh.


File: 9d3127df0f48715⋯.gif (2 MB, 400x224, 25:14, drunk 1468240590694.gif)



Yo hoe Yoo hoo, is something happening or what?

We gotta at least drink, right?


File: 973c8c3a67c41ab⋯.png (1.42 MB, 1200x1152, 25:24, ClipboardImage.png)


i have drinks


File: 4fbc4916b571a48⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.71 MB, 1600x1200, 4:3, 1319443.png)


And pervy images too, apparently.

Let me get both as well then.


File: 325e236621329e5⋯.jpg (147.14 KB, 1000x1477, 1000:1477, 五月 (24).jpg)


I've been drinking over the last hour or so

Ja tak z duse nenavidim ked mi cudzi ludia tykaju aaaaaaaaagh


File: bf5c3817d0d930a⋯.jpg (219.27 KB, 1872x1869, 624:623, tbhxxx.jpg)

someone the pervy images me tbh


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No fair. The wine is got on my end though, so I'm fine. Matter of fact it's good that you have a head start.

To se týká mého yo hoe, nebo…? Doufám že ne, přece nejsem cizí!

Also here's a hot guy singing a MGS5 theme song.


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I'm still feeling relatively fine just slightly tipsy, nowhere near done.

Keep going.

Ne neee, tak tu je to trosku ine a neberiem to tak ze sme cudzi, ale proste ked ku mne pride niekto koho som v zivote nevidel a co vyzera ze je este mladsi ako ja a povie mi nieco ako "cau, pocuj, mohol by som hento a toto" ako do p…ake cau pocuj, ty kto si…


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File: 38c20ae0197c5cd⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 2.63 MB, 900x916, 225:229, 3388129.gif)


Good. It's going on and no sign of stopping ahead.

Ahoj, hele kámo nemáš pár korun? Bych potřeboval na vlak jsem uvízl a…

Taky to nemám rád, ale člověk to nesmí brát moc vážně. Kulturní rozdíly. Chce se mi možná říct až 'class difference', což zní dost nabubřele.


God I love neko girls and succubi.

This here be Venla to be honest.


File: 4174d8d6e6021ae⋯.png (776.42 KB, 800x1206, 400:603, 五月 (39).png)


Good boy.

Ako toto by som este chapal, ale ked ku pride zasran zo strednej ci nemam cigu tak to je trochu ine.


File: c1b4eeb205b1d93⋯.png (631.26 KB, 1280x1024, 5:4, ClipboardImage.png)


those are bois though


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Not tipsy enough to say 'yes mistress' yet but let's keep going.

To je taky kulturní rozdíl. Nejsi řádně naladěna na kulturu nevychovaných spratků.


Well you've seen the meme…


File: bffd62b6a1c2c0c⋯.png (801.45 KB, 827x1186, 827:1186, 五月 (53).png)


I hope you have enough wine.

Skor mozno len priliz len trosku privelka pycha na tieto veci.


File: 0a7e71f990110c2⋯.png (689.36 KB, 800x1000, 4:5, ClipboardImage.png)


how does this one look to you?



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Enough to get me drunk for sure. Though I cannot guarantee saying that even if I get drunk. It improves the odds though, I think.

Snad. Faktem asi je, že to je příliš malá věc na to, aby se tím člověk nechal vyvést z míry.


(she likes it, you should post more)


File: eafd36b8da402b2⋯.jpg (47.65 KB, 600x700, 6:7, 五月 (1).jpg)


I'm rping semi-succesfully.


File: 3bd3ea2266b93c5⋯.gif (663.28 KB, 800x452, 200:113, 3542096.gif)

If only anon could join in too u_u


Sounds like you need to keep drinking too mmm?

As long as it's not inyour native tongue, it's not cringe.


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File: c9bb89d8050ca6f⋯.jpg (75.74 KB, 1150x1036, 575:518, ss (2016-04-04 at 12.06.10….jpg)

if only I could join in.


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A mischievous little beast, that.

I would say that about you too, but if you're some 3-5cm taller than me, I'm not sure that's appropriate.


I mean. You got anything to drink?


Smh this is actually fun.



sadly not tbh.


File: 3a3fd383f01d429⋯.jpg (387.18 KB, 1280x1368, 160:171, 3543476.jpg)


Ahh, what is it you've been drinking anyway?


Spider, the poor bastard…





File: fcb5c06b5bcd731⋯.png (893.82 KB, 667x1000, 667:1000, ClipboardImage.png)


im 5ft 11


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File: f1018686762d52b⋯.gif (1.11 MB, 700x394, 350:197, 3544522.gif)


Hmm, unexpected. Can't say that I've had bourbon before.


Yup. I'm like 5'9"


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It's just like whiskey but tastes less like ash and more like wood and raw corn.


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The way you describe it, it sounds nice, though I am not a great fan of whisky myself.


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my height is annoying though


File: 713966abdaa2220⋯.jpg (315.04 KB, 650x914, 325:457, 五月 (22).jpg)

This is fun.



>It's just like whiskey

Bourbon is a whiskey. Strange you say ash though. Almost sounds like you're drinking a scotch.


File: adf16b5ee0b0517⋯.png (16.84 KB, 298x246, 149:123, ss (2016-05-14 at 10.52.57….png)

tbh I want to fuck.


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I'm sure you'd be glad to swap.


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I said less like ash because scotch and irish whisky taste like ash.


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File: c844f987ad8b600⋯.jpg (81.73 KB, 707x1000, 707:1000, 3545444.jpg)


Wait I think I wanted to say something but not only did I forget to type it, I even forgot what I wanted to say.

I think this is going in the right direction.



Oh rip I can't read my bad. Irish shouldn't normally have that peat taste but that isn't stopping any of them from trying.


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It doesn't *as much* but it's still there.

Depends on the brand.

It generally tastes less ashy and more…sharp.

I don't particularly enjoy either.

I prefer rum over all.


File: 1906763bcd6b318⋯.jpg (848.23 KB, 1000x2009, 1000:2009, 五月 (23).jpg)

Yoyo you got a disc?


Assuming I understood correctly, affirmative.




Might as well.



can't we all just get along chums

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