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File: 03e687818025303⋯.jpg (84.02 KB, 627x885, 209:295, 11dae077072275d778789e5ba6….jpg)


I lost my trip reeee

Skandi-sama, Ven made two inane posts he wanted you to see for some reason.


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you're being suspiciously nice

even though you forgot thread theme


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I made the thread, you come up with the theme, we can share the credit.


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it'll be cherry gum


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Is that actually him though or is he pulling these from somewhere?


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pick your own then


Nyan to you too owo


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File: bf59a4314a8fb16⋯.jpg (59.22 KB, 640x360, 16:9, 1896419861.jpg)

Tbh I'm just listening to britney spears right now but I don't think anyone else wants that.


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and you dare to make fun of my musical choices???


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Hey now, it's nostalgic.

Everyone would take Circus over Cherry pop.

You really don't want me to reach into my anti-normie stuff though.


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post thread theme already jeez


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


This is comfy.

Get me a trip.


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No clue! And it's not like there are that many.


What kind of beer is it, then?


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2 is more than usual! thicc mark or something that… well gives me a bad reaction and the other is just sad cuck "thread"

It's the orange american ipa or something .


kinda nice ish


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Ooh yeah, that first one is deleted, apparently it was posted non-consensually.

I've never had that one! But I'm surprised, since Nøgne Ø tends to be decent!


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Why is everyone on this board so goddamn gay jesus christ


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Possibly because this board was born out of /r9k/ threads for gay subs and doms. Though that legacy is now mostly forgotten!


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That's the only one I'm questioning if it's actually you


Elyssa said all norwegian beer sucks


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Elyssa is a liar, this is widely known.


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jeez become a radio personality already

the hecc are you doing

comfy af noises out of your mouth hole


I let that person slither in to my dm's to spread his lies wtf


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This is bullying.


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Stay safe! You don't know what he's capable of!


Cyber-bullying, even!


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I'm telling.


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lies after lies

i bet their name isn't even Elyssa in real life


you disgust me


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Who would you tell? L'Etat, c'est moi!


I bet it's like Matus or something, smh.


Spider help me out here god


It's Emma


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were you part of the yogscast or something


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Elyssa's a poopoo head


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I need to go shower though, so I'm done with the cyber-bullying for the moment!


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oh no nothing like that.


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I am not going to give it the attention it craves.


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Hmm okay


oh shush you love it


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No, you love it.

I'm mildly annoyed.


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no is yes with extra steps


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You wish.


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no u


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Guess this will have to do for now.


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Maybe the finn degen would prefer this instead.


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Oh it fucked up, thankfully there's a lot of these…


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So so many…


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after I'm done cooking though.


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I'll blob into a blob and hide

or something idk



File: 112a0cfa05baa67⋯.jpg (76.17 KB, 1200x717, 400:239, Dmv1FH3VAAA46-I.jpg)

where'd Skandi-sama degen go

did he go through blobbening in the shower too


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Go blob yourelf already.


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ngl guys

this slovak is turning stranger and stranger by the day


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sorry I'm not suited for the taste of finn normies.


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reminder that when he didn't fap for 2 days he turned gay


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Ven irl


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hover hands Ven


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heh gott'um.


No wtf stop


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she made me do it.




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>O God, that men

>should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away

>their brains! that we should, with joy, pleasance

>revel and applause, transform ourselves into beasts!


>Why, but you are now well enough: how came you thus



>It hath pleased the devil drunkenness to give place

>to the devil wrath; one unperfectness shows me

>another, to make me frankly despise myself.


>Come, you are too severe a moraler: as the time,

>the place, and the condition of this country

>stands, I could heartily wish this had not befallen;

>but, since it is as it is, mend it for your own good.


>I will ask him for my place again; he shall tell me

>I am a drunkard! Had I as many mouths as Hydra,

>such an answer would stop them all. To be now a

>sensible man, by and by a fool, and presently a

>beast! O strange! Every inordinate cup is

>unblessed and the ingredient is a devil.


>Come, come, good wine is a good familiar creature,

>if it be well used: exclaim no more against it.


File: cd943625bc61b0b⋯.png (38.39 KB, 171x161, 171:161, stone.png)

sup guys

i have literally no friends left so i'm going to crash here for now

man, now i even have a period of life where i attempted to use /soc/ people to help my mentally ill attempts to foster closeness through online contact

it's poetic in a kind of "i'm completely isolated" way




i feel the same way


what happened

you can crash here aslong as you like

i dont have much experience with soc


File: 2e8e5755a666ffa⋯.jpg (213.54 KB, 931x916, 931:916, kaowru.jpg)


>because muh depression, continually prune people over the years

>this process continues until i have one or two long term friends left

>end up liking one of the long term friends

>shit happens

>he finds someone else


and now i'm alone

it's my own fault, really, but can't blame a man for trying to belatedly escape



sorry for late reply

i had some guests over at the worst time possible, i just changed into more comfortable clothes, the guy who keeps watch at gate was out, and i had some xans which started taking effect just as they came, i acted a bit weird but should be ok, they are gone now

its very hard to find a good friend on circlejerk boards cause most of them here are to fuck around,

i know the feeling of having no friends

i know this sounds kind of cheesy but you arent alone, many people feeling the same way as you

you need to maybe lower you standards or trust people a bit more even if it seems hard at first, i was in the same position recently and have learned to be a bit more tolerant and not just ghost everyone i dont like


File: 3aa258fb80fd4bf⋯.jpg (132.15 KB, 828x1188, 23:33, Dnw_IevUwAA9Kwm.jpg)

I don't understand what the Nord has been saying, but hello again Lackdaisical


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i dunno, the more i lower my standards and just get with the vibe, the less i am me and the less satisfying social interaction becomes

it then becomes the stupidly marginal choice of talking to someone you don't really care about versus hiding away in your mental cellar hoping for some magical pixie dream person to come and romanticize you


hello again finn, i don't think we talked very much when i was here before

how are you?


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Not sure

Things are ok enough I guess. Based on what you've said above things aren't going too great for you though


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Did someone call for a pixie dream person?


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Go away


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Zip it, Finn.


File: 437a7023a3cbe49⋯.jpg (25.15 KB, 320x398, 160:199, 111.jpg)

Stop bullying your boyfriend.


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P sure they're not boyfriends!


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blackjack is MIA so it's a possible.


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Might as well be.


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O-oh jeez. I didn't know that.


It looks more like a weird friendship to me tbh.


File: b6371ab64a4b5b8⋯.png (1.63 MB, 1038x863, 1038:863, 五月 (66).png)

Like I'd ever date the dummy.


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My theory of "weird friendship" still works, then!


File: 2c256dd925fd0ef⋯.jpg (53.95 KB, 300x332, 75:83, 571.jpg)


Weird friendship translate to romance!


You can't date yourself.


File: d7bfa6d4a04ca4d⋯.png (144.48 KB, 333x393, 111:131, sk1426890959612.png)


You pervert! People can be friends without wanting to fuck!


File: 377f857ff237c06⋯.jpg (47.39 KB, 320x391, 320:391, 125.jpg)


>You pervert!

As if you're one to talk!


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Nothing that happens within a committed relationship is perverted.


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>/lewd/ - (7)

Oh i wonder what they're talking about



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You you fag!


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So you admit to being a pervert, since you're not in a committed relationship!


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I don't do anything so I can't be one.


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Being single just makes you more of a pervert! As if you don't ever masturbate! And for that matter, if you don't, that'd just make you a chastity fetishist!


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Damn drunk Norwegians implying implications. Still got those stupid viking genes. Just trying to be a good Christian boy but you think otherwise smh.


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I'm a boring subject!


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We're all filthy Protestants up here, which basically means there are no rules! And also, a few of our Norse gods were kinda canonically gay, sooo


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Same, boring subjects is my forte.


There still are rules! >Norwegians are bred to be homos

Thank God I wasn't born one!


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As if! We just say "well, that was just a product of the time", and then we ignore all the rules we want, it's great! I mean, not that Catholics do it any different, really, they just choose different rules to ignore.

I mean, you're gay enough!


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As if your ass! Trying to ignore rules and always trying to use that excuse smh.

What is that suppose to mean?! Also gotta drive.


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idk what then


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My ass is i.n.n.o.cent!




Your butt is far from lewd


God fucking damn it i'm done




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kek. The filters are there for a reason!



What do you know?


>non adulterated

Huh uh, sure. You've already told us all the stories.


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All of which were in the context of a committed relationship, though!



i literally took a bunch of diphenhydramine over a invalid iq test, had a panic attack and was taken to the hospital and put in the loony bin again

so besides the gaping intellectual insecurity and social isolation i feel kinda ok, as antidepressants are starting to kinda kick in, i hope


pixie dream people are like my sex life

neither exist


to be fair, it's a pretty gay committed relationship


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As gay as possible, both of us being tallish dudes with hairy chests and varying amounts of facial hair, sure, buuut even so! Not slutty!



technically you're just a buttslut for one dude, thus making you slutty


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Well I mean sure, in the sense that every monogamous relationship is slutty.

Anyway, it's way late, so I'll be heading to bed now. We'll talk later!


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hyper topics.



the only truly free man is a hermit. likewise, the only pyur person can never have human contact

in the vaguely paraphrased words of faulkner, virginity is inaction

goodnight subby viking


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Today's your lucky day.


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This is way too good to be legal

I'm going to buy as many bottles of this as possible holy fuck



how long did you have to stay at the crazyville

what are you on right now



i was in for 2 months recently

was on everything you can imagine



now how did that happen



Is it like Koppaberg?



i tried to kill myself and ended up in the er, was on constant suicide watch



no! strawberry beer!

Samuel Smith Organic Strawberry Fruit Beer


how long did you have to stay


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>made in the uk

>beer not cider


holy fuck gib.


British cider is gross tbh


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you're not so old to miss out on a spanking ya'know.


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Apple juice barrel washing, I think I'll pass.


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actually they're squashed in holes in the ground.


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Even French cider is better


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walking a fine line here.


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You live in the country where it's made in! You gib!


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Just like pretty much everything else.

Especially Tea


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you're right. I'll try to find.


alright. you. me. tonight.


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you guys going to finally fuck

i'm so happy for you two


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oh you'll tread on those leggoes alright.


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No need to get jealous now.



go git it

also dang like 2 moneys cheaper than in here unfair


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if I order it. it'll cost me something like 40 squids in postages. that being said though if I drive up there yeah it'd be worth it.


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Spider where do you live exactly?


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Approximate area.

County or whatever


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Oh, never been there.

At least it's not Sussex.


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you weren't supposed to reply.


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My bad.



Drive ya dummy!


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yeah you're bad.


I don't own a car nor know how to drive.



Uber! Taxi! Ask someone to drive you! You can't live without these!


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Learn how to drive you twat.


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can does.


no you learn you twat you drive.


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I remember this. One of the first beers I tried when I turned legal. Kinda expensive but it's really the only good fruity beer out there. Well that and Lambics.


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don't be treadin on legos.


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Grids what the fug?


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I 3d printed it for an engineering class.


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Why are afternoons always ded




My first fruity beer! Set the abr really high. I forgot one hawaiian beer at parents that is supposed to be a fruity one too so i'll report back on that one.


you have the power to change it





Think you might do a better job.




Why not?






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This thread could use more Norway


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What about me !

The hecc


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Weren't you busy playing ffxiv and watching anime?


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idk what gave you that idea


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Sheer intuition.


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your intuition sucks


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My intuition is perfect, you're just a liar.


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You're really proud of it aren't you?



i don’t mean to intrude, but what is this board about exactly? sorry if you get that question a lot too.

i’m guessing it’s just something like a place for people to talk with friends. i’ve seen another place like this, /animu/ i think it’s called. i like going through boards here sometimes, there’s something about small little places like this far from anything major and populated that i like to just observe. places like this are nice too, where everyone seems to be nice friends with each other, no matter why you might be here. it’s almost like being in a discord or something, except i can just watch without having to participate and risk feeling like i’m messing everything up for everyone else.

but maybe there’s something more specific about this. how did this place originate? how long have some of you known each other? just a couple questions i want to ask i guess.


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>i’ve seen another place like this, /animu/ i think it’s called

>everyone seems to be nice friends with each other


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Hello there!

You're basically right, it's really just a small little chat room, yeah, though anyone's free to join, as I try to make clear in the board's subtitle.

Aaand the origin of this place is a little awkward. There was a recurring thread on /r9k/ well over three years ago, where gay subs would try to find doms and vice versa, and once they were banned we moved here. But obviously, that's nothing like what the board is now! People have known each other for varying amounts of time, we get some members and lose some.


Now now, don't just be dismissive of people asking honest questions, eeeven if they have a slightly optimistic idea of some other boards.


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Skandi's description also doesn't mean that everyone here is necessarily gay.


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When are you two gays gonna stop fighting each other?


Did you get an A?


Make it your last because the rest suck. Raising the bar high is an understatement.


>tfw avoided that /r9k/ gay stuff

Really dodged a bullet.


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Right! I did kinda imply that, but I guess it's worth to actually say explicitly too.


The /r9gay/ stuff was fun tbh. And hell, I got a bf out of it.


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Every time I try to make peace he gets right back at it within 20 minutes.





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Fine fine.



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Well I'm still single so I guess you got something over me.


The relationship sounds really odd.


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While I have an e-bf who I meet maybe once a year, i.e. the only true form of love!

Anyway, I'm heading to bed now, there's seminars in the morning, so good night!



Sleep well.



okay then. thanks for answering, this clears things up for me i think.


i mean, i didn't look through much of it. but i guess it makes sense for things to seem better on the "surface" compared to how they actually are. i can be pretty naive concerning other people.


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>talking while I'm asleep.

that's rude ya'know.


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But it applies in most cases, like yours.


We'll see!


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hecc did i just call myself gay


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no you just called your self happy.


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This isn't the 1920's!


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well I'm bringing it back.


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good for you


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hey now. you'll see.


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if you say so

i look forward to gay meaning happy in 2020


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You're still 2018 gay for now.


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this smug aura mocks me


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Saunas are an amazing invention.


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Stop stealing my culture


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I am merely complimenting it.

Don't be a bully.


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When do we start the thing?


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trying to out finn the finn

i cry



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I told you now!


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Better than I expected.



was nice but i wanted a happier ending


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It was happy in a way.



not happy in the way i wanted it to be


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You don't know what the future holds.


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I don't know what you guys are doing, but it sounds depressing.


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I was masturbating tbh.


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While you were masturbating as usual though, there was depressing stuff happening here, I think! And it's kinda mystifying that they posted it here, even.


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I think erp happened tbh.


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III think a friendship ended, but I might just be primed to think that since one of my best friends just got broken up with by her bf.


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love begins where friendships ends


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You're mostly reasonable, Spidey, but man, that is severely dumb.


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being dumb once in awhile is alright.


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A functioning clock is wrong twice a day.


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better make it 9 out of ten.


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A working clock is 90% wrong?


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no but me on the other hand…


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Jeez, you're not 90% wrong, at least not as far as I can tell.


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you're right I'm 200 percent wrong.


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You are not, you dork, except you certainly are wrong in that post!


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wrong in all posts. I get what you're saying.


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Yep, that's right.


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On one hand i like these wild theories

but on the other

what the fuck don't read that deeply into these things!


File: d1600708e4fbd66⋯.png (138.77 KB, 628x635, 628:635, totallynotcopyandpasting.png)


reads deeper


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It's not a deep theory at all, though, it just sounded like things were going bad!


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It was a sad ish anime we watched that had a happy ending but it was like 6/10 happy while i wanted 11/10 happy!

you guys are really troublesome!


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you're having each others babies.


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You go have Taiga's babies!

You can have a whole bunch of gay lil' 8 legged babies.


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Okay, that's certainly the obvious explanation, but then why post it here instead of on Discord or something?


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I'm a dude though.


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to see if there was anyone hanging out in the board probably idk. We did chat in discord though! We only chatted on the board before and after the movie!


What part of gay lil' 8 legged babies was not clear!


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the gay part. explain further.


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Well okay good, then! If you guys aren't arguing any more, I'm very pleased!


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U-uh, alrighty. Sleep well, Venn!


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you did this.


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I don't mind.

I really didn't see Skandi's theory coming though.


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it's just a gay theory.


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Less gay than yours.


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my theory of everyone is mine? glad you agree.


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What's the point of being comfy in bed under a bunch of blankets if there's no one to chat with


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Solvable problems.


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dicks your tumble


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Miss me with that gay shit.


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File: d7c97cb8a6452b3⋯.jpg (540.03 KB, 898x1280, 449:640, 10dx8.jpg)

Post already you dick lovers

That includes you "but i'm straight" people too! Don't you love your own dick strsight fags?


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File: 944bc941c5ffdce⋯.jpg (100.09 KB, 736x1031, 736:1031, 2b84fb2bfd0abbd41ef97ada5b….jpg)

I'm asexual.


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>I'm a sexual.



That was really bad and you should feel bad.


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I refuse.


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you're all hopeless

the whole bunch of you


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the trick is to realize hope is a delusional concept to begin with.


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Let's make our own board and let only the cool posters in.


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t b h


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confirmed uncool


You'd be banned on sight then


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Who would ban me?


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group vote

like in that survivors tv series



wtf ven

we'd probably have more activity here if you stopped using discuck and just posted here instead


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Wouldn't happen.

You'd annoy everyone with your withdrawal the very next day and I'd be right back in.


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Alternatively you'd get banned too and we can start over.


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but no one else posts here!


darn addictive VF


but why would i be banned


File: ebbc9c18601daad⋯.png (896.35 KB, 1100x1440, 55:72, ラフィー (28).png)


OH wow you did not get that at all.


File: e0cdcdacd6968ba⋯.png (191.94 KB, 800x500, 8:5, ラフィー (30).png)

To be fair, last time we posted here instead of discord, it was questioned and Norgo assumed we had a huge argument or "the talk" or something.


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Oh i read that wrong

Darn you Norgo! Now come back and post already.


there shouldnt be an instead just post here and people will join in


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Lewd drinking party when


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you'd be surprised how many people are banned from drinking while posting


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Make a one night exception.

I feel there are some good stories behind this and I want to hear them all.


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i don't think they're fun stories really

mostly at least


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I'll judge.


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i don't want to tell my own and i don't remember the details of others


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i finished norwegian woods finally

for the record

since i've mentioned the book so many times.


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That includes you?

I had no idea you actually got banned for any.

Now I wanna hear them even more.


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oh i'm not talking about real bans. i just mean like "you made an ass of yourself yesterday, no drinking allowed while posting anymore!"


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File: c546680cc2990d4⋯.jpg (1.06 MB, 1800x1120, 45:28, Love.Live!.full.2016613.jpg)


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We both know you'll tell me eventually.


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I see the norgo ran away.

I'll set the norgo bait


iiiii doubt

besides i doubt you'd even be happy about hearing it


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Liiiiiittle skeptical when you put it this way because I'm just imagining the worst things possible now…


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Nice! Did you like it, then?

And sorry for the late response, the dog we'll be watching for a couple of days arrived. Aaand my roommate opened the door for it as I was carrying the cat to the bathroom for safety, so now I'm scratched on my back, my chin, my hands, and my wrist.


Europe is the best.

KitKats are better than KvikkLunsj

Eurovision is a meme and Sweden is the best Scandinavian country.

Monarchy suc…ooooh he's here nvm


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worst thing imaginable probably isn't too far from the truth


He really should try and make chapters more even! Makes the reading feel like it's dragging lots sometimes. Last few chapters were super nice and was quite emotional towards the end, had to control my tear ducts in a bar where there was other people! for the record non non biyori, yuru yuri etc make me cry almost every episode

Bet you got pleasure out of that you perv degenerate


What even are KvikkLunsj.

Oh I see what you were doing. You went for the mean baits while I went for the cock bait


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Yeah, I changed my mind.

I can't deny being curious but I'll drop it for the greater good.

Good reflection of our personalities, isn't it?


Ven, please, a lone pastry in a grocery store would set off your tear ducts.


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the hecc why did KvikkLunsj copy kitkat


I… well… maybe. Me the high intellectual aquarius going for the more sophisticated approach


no bully


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III can't really comment, since I don't remember much of the book tbh. Crybaby.

I absolutely didn't! Drawing blood is wa~y too far for me.


Europe is pretty good! I've never had KitKat, Eurovision sucks, Sweden is acceptable, aaand of course monarchy sucks!


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That's fine. As long as you remember the horrid sex scenes.


I got another Murakami book lined up! Kind of want to see the style and stuff but… When a book is written in Japanese origninally (i assume), then translated to english and then translated to finnish… idk how much style is left anymore.


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I mean, I'd go for it too, but Norgo isn't worth the effort. Besides, being an asshole gemini is usually more effective.

Well well…maybe if you used your sophisticated approach towards me this this morning instead of the crude spam in caps I wouldn't be as upset.

It's not bullying, it's adorable


What even…let me see your birth certificate.


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Oh, that I do, he uses those in tons of books, sadly.

Not a wimp, just not a full-blown masochist!

Which one this time, then? As long as it's not 1Q84 it's probably alright.


What, most people my age thinks Eurovision sucks, and most people on my side of the political spectrum dislikes the monarchy! The rest of the things I don't really know about, statistics-wise.


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What all this hate for IQ ?


I just figured Norway was lowkey serious with it since you usually have pretty good entries.

I was also told the King is popular with people.


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Tons of people watch it, just not really people my age (unless they do it ironically).

Oh he is, I don't have anything against the the guy himself! The system is just antiquated and stupid.


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I never super cared about it but my Norwegian fairy roped me into it.

Gotta say, watching it ironically makes it pretty fun.

As is monarchy in every country isn't it?


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III haven't even heard that one tbh!

And yep, but that generally just means having it on in the background and drinking.

Well yeah, for sure! As monarchies go, Norway is pretty "modern", but it's still silly.


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Please no!

Well I'm nbot a crybaby! Just not a full on cold hearted dead inside shell of a human

A Wild Sheep Chase! There was a sale and that seemed the most "realistic" one on sale… Which… well says something. Most realistic based on the short summary in the back i mean!


Gemini brute!

I was desperate



… Wait, "my Norwegian fairy" isn't a song, derp. I blame my lack of sleep.


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Sure sure, whatever you say!

Oh well, I guess it's relatively realistic? It does eventually go a bit off the rails.


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Jeez I was talking about a person. Acquire more caffeine.

We were watching it live and waiting for someone to either meme, fuck up, or the audience pulling something as is tradition.

It NEVER fails to mess up in some way.

I'm still lowkey upset Israel won with that trash song.


I am a smooth Gemini.

I just save the effort for when it's needed.

Didn't you like…just wake up?


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Ya'll mofos need to read The Hobbit


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Good fruit beer tbh!


Seemed realistic until something about animal eared lady leading someone to somewhere….

I wanted to find "Colorless Tsukuru Tazaki and His Years of Pilgrimage" but i couldn't and i don't think it's in pocketbook form here yet.


I had been up for a while but no one else was. Well until…


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Why didn't you just play your weeb game?

Why was I the one you chose to be so crude to?


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I was still in bed comfy under blankets

It just happened to work on you.


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So I wasn't even your first or only choice?



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i also didn't try it on anyone elseso there's that


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I think you're the only one whose phone can wake them up with messages alone,


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I'm silencing it from now on.


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Yeeeah yeeeah.


I don't think it's out in paperback yet, no.

Anyway, I'm off for now!


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Skandi-sama ranks a dog higher than us lewdies


well i used my opportunity well then

don't sleep past class





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Someone should usurp him.


Later Norgo


Your last one, hope it was worth.

I wouldn't oversleep, but those 20-30 minutes are like the absolute best part of the morning before the real life begins. Too sleepy to care about anything but woke enough to know to enjoy it. The snooze heaven.


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I'm glad i made those last 20min better than they have ever been before.


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Go to sleep, you're drunk.


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i don't want to


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What do you want?


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salaryman's friday night


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ya know

work super late, take the train, go to some food place, have a beer and food, have a few too many beers and other things, stumble home drunk

Ya know, how anime taught me.


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Yeah, I know.

You would last a single friday only.


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Trueeeee but maybe that would be enough.


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You've already had your normie day of justifiable exhaustion this week.

Did it feel that amazing that you want another right away?


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That was a week ago to be exact.

And yes. it felt very nice. I think i might go for a walk but first i want to make a playlist


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Oh damn. It feels like less.

Go for a walk right now?


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I'm going to make this playlist, i'll go after. hold your horses dork


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Fine, jeez, I can take an hour or three solo unlike you


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>dog got put in the cage

>cat was released from the bathroom to go sleep in roommate's comfy bed

>dog somehow breaks out from the cage

>makes a beeline for the bathroom to look for the cat

>thankfully the cat wasn't there

>still complete chaos as I had to lock away the dog so he couldn't get back into the living room to get at the cat

>then I had to get into her bed to keep the cat from climbing under the mattress (there's a little built-in "room" under there) while she led the dog back to his cage

This fucking sucks. After this, I'm putting down a ban on dog sitting. My roommate assured me they tolerated each other decently enough the last time they met, but I'm not seeing any of that.


Maybe he just wanted to play..


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That may be, but the cat doesn't see it that way. He's just incredibly stressed out constantly now and twitching at the smallest sound. Not to mention he has to stay alone in the bathroom most of the day. At least it's just until early Saturday.


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J-jeez, sorry, I'm being very serious and angry! I'm just very protective of my pets!


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Poor boi

No wonder he's overactive.


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It suuucks for him, which is why it's so annoying.

And he's not really being overactive now, though! Though I'm sure he will be once the dog leaves, after having stored up all that energy.


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He might just try to run away towards peace.


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Saaadly, that's impossible. The cat can't go outside, since he's got the cat equivalent of HIV. There's too much danger of it spreading, plus most normal cat illnesses would kill him, so he can't run away.


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I regret this topic


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It's fine, honestly! As long as he stays inside, he'll live a normal long cat life! And he's spent at least a few years living in the wild, so I'm sure he's thankful (to the degree his tiny brain can understand an emotion like that)


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Stop fucking cats you faggots


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What, are you going around giving FIV to cats, catboi?


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no but all the weebs like Ely

also don't worry about being angry/stressed about the situation, the cat has only you (and i guess the roomie) to protect it, ofc you're upset about the situation!


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Oh yeah, that makes sense!

I mean, I guess, but my roommate's more on the dog's side, which is the annoying part.


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well then the cat has only you! ofc you're upset dood. It does seem like she mislead you unless the cat is acting completely different than before.


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My current theory is that she likes the dog so much that she interprets the cat's body language to fit her story. Buuut she did say that the cat could be lying on her bed while the dog was out and free no problem, but that doesn't seem to be the case. If we're lucky, maybe that'll happen tomorrow, once they've gotten a bit used to each other again, I guess.


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i wish you and the cat luck

the dog can fuck off !


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Leave dog alone.

Blame her if anything.


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Okay hold on. I am not a furry!

Buuut yep, the dog caaan jump into a fire for all I care! (Not really, he's not terrible, he just doesn't like me nor the cat.)


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I didn't think you were but now I kind of am !well not really

dumb creature!


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Dog is bad too. Just bad and stupid.


Well see, the joke was that you wished us luck, as in our relationship.

The dog's just a complete weirdo! He's real energetic and whiney when we're alone, but he doesn't want cuddles or play or food or walks! He's a little ugly alien.


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that's a stretch… but you've made some quite big stretches lately…. cough cough

just tie him outside for the time being




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The last time master tried to fuck me I couldn't even take him, smh.

Can't, I'm afraid! It's too cold, and his fur is too short.


You're just a dog supremacist!



i'm impressed

well dumb dogger best learn to adapt then!


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I'm afraid we're just gonna have to be nice to him for a few days!


Find a nice Chinese shop to look after him for you.


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People are potentially exaggerating how much I dislike this dog.


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i heard Skandi-sama wanted to kick the dog



Maybe (You)'re exaggerating!


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I am still a pacifist, and that also applies to dogs! Though not to you.


I don't dislike the dog! He's just a non-cuddly aggressive little monster.



Sounds like plenty of reasons to dislike it! Also giving me ptsd here.


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Hurtful how you rank the rabid dog you hate higher than me


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Uuh, sorry? How come?


Nah, I just feel like maybe you'd enjoy getting kicked.



Oh my brother is an ass.


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III don't understand the connection! And I think maybe that means I'm way sleep deprived, so I'll be heading to bed now.




Sleep well.


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I'm kewlum.


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Miles confirmed for massive cock


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or Skandi-sama confirmed for tight butthole


tfw no Skandi-sama gf



seduce the norgo


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also someone (who isn't me) should go and make a new thread.


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Make a new thread.


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i said not me

so you




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I suck at making threads.

This one was like 70% me and you, it was pretty garbage.


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Yea but if we post other people will join in too


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So make it.


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you do it

pretty please


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What will I get?


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just do it already

Skandi-sama wont come and do it until like 2am when he's too drunk for captchas


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