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See You Space Cowboy

File: 4450ea1fa6074f6⋯.png (172.86 KB, 342x512, 171:256, sk1426890959517.png)

 No.399005

In 1063, the Thames froze for 14 weeks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rC7Axtcflg

 No.399008

>>399004

ooh shit, congrats, mate.

mine and nii-san's year anniversary is in three weeks. can't wait.

feels like i should do something special for him, but not sure what.


 No.399009

File: 9d1df039a3f8b7b⋯.png (219.07 KB, 304x616, 38:77, 1426890959516.png)

>>399008

Thanks!

What master and I do is eat dinner together, but not anything more special than that!


 No.399010

>>399009

nii-san's too far for me to eat dinner with him…


 No.399011

File: ca4f9525b03d821⋯.jpg (33.26 KB, 400x219, 400:219, sk1426890959427.jpg)

>>399010

I didn't mean it like that! Master and I aren't even on the same continent, but we make the same meal and eat it at the same time.


 No.399012

>>399011

ahh, that's kinda cute, i suppose. me and nii-san are probably just gonna shitpost all day, like every other day.


 No.399013

File: ddbfd7d9f8a7ae9⋯.png (521.89 KB, 600x600, 1:1, sk1426890960088.png)

>>399012

Good luck! Shitpost well!


 No.399014

>>399013

well, right now, nii-san's resting. he had a bad day. i'm just trying to figure out this textbox script.


 No.399016

Ohai. Congratz you, you Skandiperson you.


 No.399018

>>399016

if Skandi's a Skandiperson, what am I?


 No.399019

File: 2a8dcd62633533e⋯.png (322.62 KB, 500x720, 25:36, sk1426890959537.png)

>>399014

Oh, for the RPG thing?

>>399016

Thanks! How ya doing, Roomy?


 No.399020

>>399019

basically, yeah.


 No.399021

>>399019

I'm doing tipsy!

So are you I see?


 No.399022

>>399018

Are you for real from Luthuania?


 No.399023

>>399022

*Lithuania, obviously, sorry


 No.399024

>>399022

why is everyone so amazed by this, yea, i am, mate.


 No.399025

File: 24a37f37a229417⋯.png (276.64 KB, 423x523, 423:523, 1426890959480.png)

>>399020

Well, elaborate! I know you're making a game, and sprites and everything, but what exactly is it?

>>399021

Yep! Wine before beer, even! Which'll make me sick, or so it's claimed.


 No.399026

>>399024

S-sorry.

However, my question was irrelevant anyways. It's got to do with nickname not place of origin, so that would make you a tee pee emperson.

>>399025

How was the saying… Bier nach Wein schmeckt fine, Wein nach Bier trinkt Schwein! You're doing it in the correct order at least.

And well. It would make you super sick if you were doing a physical activity, but I presume you're sitting calmly. So if you take your time and drink responsibly, you'll be fine.


 No.399027

>>399026

>tee pee emperson

is that a diminutive way of saying toilet paper emperor?


 No.399028

>>399025

it's a game about walking around town, talking to people and either making or breaking friendships. make lifelong friends, become an outcast - all up to you.


 No.399029

>>399026

What is this german sentence lol


 No.399030

File: 69337f4c9b861d6⋯.png (197.76 KB, 342x571, 342:571, 1426890959517.png)

>>399026

Yeah, actually, I guess you're right. It makes sense to drink the stronger stuff first!

What're you drinking, then?

>>399028

Sooo Harvest Moon without the farming?


 No.399031

>>399030

and with the potential to do the following

>sleep with people you shouldn't be sleeping with

>cheat on those people with other people

>kill yourself

>spend the entire game in the arcade

>spend the entire game shitposting


 No.399032

>>399027

Nope, it's just a transcription of TPMperson. You know, T = tee, P = pee, M = em.

>>399029

I-is it incorrect? ;-;

>>399030

It's got mroe to do with drinking wine with the bitter after taste still in your mouth which makes it a pig thing to do, I think X3

Just finished my second beer, which will be it for tonight.


 No.399033

>>399032

ahhh.

i still claim the title of toilet paper king though, fuck all of you niggers.


 No.399034

>>399033

I don't let toilet paper penetrate me.


 No.399035

File: ec3386de66d0e0c⋯.jpg (130.55 KB, 400x400, 1:1, sk1426890960066.jpg)

Going to bed now! Sleep well, eberinyan.


 No.399036

>>399035

Good night you, have some nice wet dreams about master!


 No.399042

File: e9ef29782af00d2⋯.jpeg (225.42 KB, 1114x1600, 557:800, 00001.jpeg)

File: 68e92014d2311cd⋯.jpg (1.34 MB, 2250x1600, 45:32, 0003-004.jpg)

Today's yuri releases

https://mega.nz/#!u5ZCwAaa!7E3o83CmDWle146DQe2sfV0ROem95nFw8q45GFTl4NI

Translated

Love Live! School Idol Diary 19 - A Midsummer Holiday Afternoon

readme.txt

Saki ch172 [Akio]

[Doki] Swap-Swap - Chapter 20

[Itou Hachi] Sayuriüfs Little Sister Is An Angel vol 3 [English] [Yuri-ism]

Untranslated

コミック百合姫 2017年5月号


 No.399062

Pretty dead in here.


 No.399076

File: b1aa55dcf7fb72b⋯.jpg (21.6 KB, 280x350, 4:5, 105.jpg)

>>399062

It will be. Please stay and make it lively.


 No.399077

>>399076

i'm here now.


 No.399078

File: e9d5f14f4d38bdf⋯.webm (9.73 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 2017-03-18 15-37-14.webm)

Morality.


 No.399079

File: f572b40c30e26d5⋯.jpg (38.86 KB, 300x312, 25:26, 885.jpg)

>>399077

Good, good. But now it's time for work.


 No.399080

>>399079

rip.

good luck.


 No.399081

rip rip rip


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 No.399083

Rip me. Not even opened yet but am I tired.


 No.399084

File: 44d704cf2301360⋯.gif (279.49 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 1458478920457.gif)


 No.399085

>>399084

Thanks, bae. I'm sure I'll be all right. Mornings aren't too bad. I just wanna sleep.


 No.399086

>>399085

i'll sleep with you


 No.399087

File: 70b120f503d0373⋯.jpg (50.97 KB, 650x365, 130:73, 1405308960022.jpg)

>>399086

It's too early to feel hot and bothered.


 No.399088

>>399087

p-pervert


 No.399089

>>399088

Yeah it's a big problem. I don't talk to my therapist about it.


 No.399090

>>399089

you can talk to me about it.

i'm a pervert too


 No.399091

>>399090

I-I wanna keep that part of me hidden though.

We all have to be to be here.


 No.399092

>>399091

im not a pervert :3


 No.399093

>>399092

Yeah but you like gasing Jews so it all evens out. :^)

I also don't believe you.


 No.399094

>>399093

what if i'm a pervert and also gassing jews?


 No.399095

File: 29dc6684aa5e8ca⋯.jpg (18.61 KB, 225x300, 3:4, Anime-Fragen-225x300.jpg)


 No.399096

>>399094

Beyond redemption.

>>399095

What's with that face?


 No.399097

>>399096

rip hopes and dreams, in that case.


 No.399098

>>399097

Mine have been dead for a while.


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 No.399100

>>399099

Dreams are made to die. ;_;


 No.399104

ripper roo.


 No.399105

File: 9fba0817dcff028⋯.jpg (108.67 KB, 853x1280, 853:1280, 1489687918274.jpg)


 No.399107

>>399105

what did you do?


 No.399108

File: 2d014096f47af91⋯.jpg (135.01 KB, 980x782, 490:391, byglimt190209.jpg)


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 No.399112

File: 8e71668263ef2d2⋯.jpg (148.17 KB, 675x900, 3:4, sk1426890960312.jpg)

>>399111

It just means "In speed", as in "moving", you weirdo.


 No.399113

>>399112

you didn't check my digits.


 No.399114

File: 94915b0cce533cf⋯.png (77.62 KB, 265x265, 1:1, sk1426890960318.png)

>>399113

Checking digits goes against my religious convictions.


 No.399115

>>399114

which religion, if it's not a secret?


 No.399116

File: 4e91aad96df7037⋯.png (348.67 KB, 395x595, 79:119, sk1426890959996.png)

>>399115

It's my personal religion, where everything I say is right.


 No.399117

>>399116

liberalism?


 No.399118

File: 6bd91d413e7c5d1⋯.png (232.09 KB, 433x433, 1:1, 1426890959493.png)

>>399117

You're thinking of libertarianism, I'm pretty sure!


 No.399154

Still seems dead in here.


 No.399158

>>399154

You're just dreaming that it's dead here.


 No.399178

Lurking.


 No.399179

lurking too


 No.399180

Oh cool. We can circlelurk together.


 No.399181

File: 60db0c8e548f7e4⋯.png (95.63 KB, 201x307, 201:307, Thighshot behind.png)

Gropy are you lurking?


 No.399182

>>399181

(I don't think he actually lurks the board… I notified him a few days ago because Dream was looking for him, 's all)


 No.399183

File: 0da99d2ef4676de⋯.png (159.05 KB, 257x369, 257:369, In the rain.png)

>>399182

I sorta figured. But I've sent him a request so I'll be fine.


 No.399184

>>399183

Wherre to, steam?


 No.399185

File: 4027053d50f7b2a⋯.png (194.94 KB, 295x387, 295:387, Im not sure what emotion t….png)

>>399184

Yeah. Anyway Imma go buy dinner with housemates.


 No.399186

>>399185

Alrighty, see you about.


 No.399187

File: 5f0a5d8035aa0d6⋯.png (140.84 KB, 311x297, 311:297, Lounging around.png)

Oh, he declined.


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 No.399189

File: fa01a01255e0904⋯.png (784.65 KB, 611x874, 611:874, Hmm....png)

>>399188

Could you try and get him?


 No.399191

>>399189

I am not your slave!

He is away / idle so it might be a while.


 No.399192

File: 8de55384ec8cd47⋯.jpg (137.06 KB, 1253x905, 1253:905, Gug giving money.jpg)

>>399191

Well I was only asking silly.


 No.399193

>>399192

No worries.

>where is the bottom right tentacle going…


 No.399194

File: cdbe659e84eb49e⋯.png (319.09 KB, 331x875, 331:875, I don't know.png)


 No.399195

It's going under the skirt is where!


 No.399196

He doesn't want to talk.


 No.399197

File: 23583b59c0b31d6⋯.png (448.9 KB, 356x747, 356:747, Ehh.png)

>>399196

He doesn't wanna talk with me or in general?


 No.399198

File: 8c00554e7fb0232⋯.jpg (115.23 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, ferienhaus-nordsee-dgl.jpg)

i wish i where a dane


 No.399199

File: 73488aff853e8b2⋯.jpg (378.72 KB, 2048x1152, 16:9, Dänemark-Blog-Titelbild-ne….jpg)

this is how the averange dane is living while we city cucks see nothing but ugly building and traffic


 No.399200

>>399197

With you, I am afraid. S-sorry.


 No.399201

File: 7d85348e9e9e895⋯.png (154.87 KB, 247x434, 247:434, Peeking around corner.png)

>>399200

Rip. I don't know what the cause of it would be but I have to respect it.


 No.399202

>>399201

Yeah, I suppose x: Hey, where is that character from by the way? The artwork is pretty cool.


 No.399205

File: bfe661390e091e6⋯.png (154.65 KB, 229x406, 229:406, Fat butt reading a book.png)


 No.399206

Ahh, I see. Cute.


 No.399207

File: 2986fb1857cc3e1⋯.png (702.22 KB, 841x469, 841:469, 4chauser.png)

>>399205

its kinda comfy to ready this short storys


 No.399208

rip?


 No.399209

File: 7a8bd1aaa719ca2⋯.png (461.7 KB, 680x564, 170:141, (you) 7a8bd1aaa719ca22338b….png)

>>399208

No peace.

I have not seen Hattie for a long time.


 No.399210

>>399209

but you've seen me…


 No.399211

>>399210

Yes.

Well, I mean, I have seen you post on the board, not seen you you. You get the idea.


 No.399244

File: 9efe422034b80f3⋯.jpg (1.02 MB, 2132x3035, 2132:3035, 0001.jpg)

File: 34ab6748f87da59⋯.jpg (4.69 MB, 3825x5400, 17:24, 1_001.jpg)

Shit happened yesterday, so I was unable to compile a download link for that day's releases. Sorry for causing any inconveniences.

Yesterday's yuri releases

https://mega.nz/#!v1QFmRaT!vVBcM33d8JV_6hopnaXaOaSHQyQpgSMCZCtDLBuGC5U

Translated

(C91) [POCHI (Nagisora Riku)] Koi no Arashi Love Storm (THE IDOLM@STER CINDERELLA GIRLS) [English]-1280x

Yuzumori-san Chapter 16

[kanihara] Nights of Azure 1 [Motto Yuri Scans]

Untranslated

(C91) [arkpoemy(十月十日)]たまどきどきはじめて♥のでっきれしぴ (WIXOSS)

(SHT2016秋) [クチノパシ (くちばし。、あくあ)] Mischief Sugary Kiss (プリパラ)

(同人誌) [ternotte (ノネト)] 実拡張空想のマナ3 [DL版]


 No.399245

File: a479ec7fe15ca18⋯.jpg (1.79 MB, 1418x2000, 709:1000, 001.jpg)

File: 2032796a548c72f⋯.jpg (231.3 KB, 836x1200, 209:300, 1.jpg)

And today's yuri releases

https://mega.nz/#!rwoykYTJ!0PbGw7GhaJLdo9ripj7F-On83_8SyTz3YMXBXajnWzs

Translated

Ano Ko ni Kiss to Shirayuri wo [Vol.6] - 0030 - My Honey [Amane, Ryou and Nina] (LQ) [English] by [MiamMiam-Team]

GochiUsa 5-058

Nanoha ViVid ch68_[VividTrans]

Nanoha ViVid ch69_[VividTrans]

[Doki] Hitoribocchi no OO Seikatsu - Chapter 42

[Furiko Yotsuhara] The Yuri You can't get Without Sex [TZdY]

[YuriYaku] Amano Shuninta - Touma-kun

Untranslated

(C91) [あとりえひなた(ひなた悠)] Find myself (ご注文はうさぎですか?)

(C91) [水面院 (ぶら)] Usual Days (東方Project)

(同人誌) [(DON) (くろ)] ボクの罪 (ぷよぷよ)

(同人誌) [(DON) (くろ)] ボクの罪 2 (ぷよぷよ)

(紅楼夢12) (同人誌) [八分咲] 紫色の欲求不満 (東方) (エロ)

吸血鬼ちゃん×後輩ちゃん ch1


 No.399306

>>399244

>>399245

Anon, how do you make these? I might make a yaoi thing one of these days.


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 No.399310

>>399309

nappin


 No.399311

>>399310

Ah, I see…

The board is crawling ever so slowly towards the next quints. What a shame there's so few people left….


 No.399312

Locos steh'n zusammen

Meine Brüder vor Putas


 No.399316

>>399312

what was that about vaginas?


 No.399326

File: 80043ec915975f6⋯.png (139.48 KB, 360x389, 360:389, unknown.png)


 No.399327

File: c1152cf3041aef8⋯.jpg (39.81 KB, 300x381, 100:127, 90.jpg)

>>399326

>tfw no one makes music for you


 No.399329

>>399327

I'll write a song for you, just remind me to do it.

I'm not very good though.


 No.399330

File: 611cf2cb7ccd99e⋯.jpg (12.88 KB, 251x269, 251:269, 106-2.jpg)

>>399329

What if I forget to remind you?


 No.399331

File: e00db360d8ab08b⋯.jpg (1.66 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, 20170321_003042.jpg)


 No.399334

File: 4c5f1bbfc280685⋯.jpg (94.28 KB, 456x810, 76:135, 1489524304875.jpg)

>>399327

Was just memery in discord!

lel tried to open a gif and it opened ie and then it wanted to set it up and ree fuck.


 No.399336

File: b1aa55dcf7fb72b⋯.jpg (21.6 KB, 280x350, 4:5, 105.jpg)

>>399331

Aww, but you didn't really have to. Or did you have to call yourself a nigger.

>>399334

I don't do Discord either.

That's kind of weird. Don't have infraview?


 No.399337

>>399336

it helps, trust me.


 No.399338

File: 014c7d04dc82d86⋯.png (658.25 KB, 1000x893, 1000:893, 1489121692923.png)

>>399336

I don't have anything else. Trying to find a similar board to this is pretty hard.

laptop i haven't used much so i'm missing many essential programs

how's life at the liquor store


 No.399340

File: 3f3794038412710⋯.jpg (29.88 KB, 250x275, 10:11, 63.jpg)

>>399337

To call yourself a nigger?

>>399338

Go find dying boards and bring them here!

Oh, that makes sense. You'd think Windows would be able to run gifs through it's photo viewer, but nope. That's not basic enough for Windows.

Going good. Haven't been stabbed yet. Makes me drink more though.


 No.399341

>>399340

Was thinking of a few people who i could show this place but i think it'd backfire and they didn't really seem into it.

gifs will never take off :^)

Drinking more is good! I have some alcohol group interview tomorrow about whiskies and cognacs. Getting 50e giftcard from it so that's nice! Too bad I haven't had whisky or cognac in a long time.


 No.399342

>>399340

you'd be surprised.

whacha doing?

i'm writing an alphabet to fuck with some internet folks.


 No.399344

File: 73825344998f319⋯.jpg (47.97 KB, 300x367, 300:367, 398.jpg)

>>399341

Well rip the idea then. Maybe we can all move somewhere else if it really comes to it.

Not with webms now. :^)

Not for my liver, or intestines. Alcohol group? Eh? Be sure to pronounce it like "Cog-nacks", you'll please them for sure. :^)

>>399342

Thinking about what I should do. Be lazy and play games all day, or actually get to my homework so I can catch up.

So you're creating a language?


 No.399345

>>399344

not a language, but an alphabet.

might look into creating a language as well, if i'm bored enough. something most likely Clockwork Orange inspired, Nadsat esque.


 No.399346

File: 6761c45b1be048f⋯.jpg (57.78 KB, 300x372, 25:31, 345.jpg)

>>399345

Wouldn't you end up creating a language by writing it's alphabet though? I guess not by the sounds of it.

Never seen that movie.


 No.399348

File: 60a2e5f11828ef9⋯.jpg (3.11 MB, 1600x2400, 2:3, 1488974700313.jpg)

>>399344

M A S S M I G R A T I O N

Pfft… Organs? Who needs em'.

Like some market research thing. I did another one earlier this month aobut a grocery store and got a 40e giftcard. This time I have to bullshit more than I'm comfortable I think.


 No.399349

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>399346

Nadsat (meaning the suffix -teen from numbers like thirteen, in russian) is basically russian words, made into english slang.

you'll notice a few of those words in this opening scene. it's only a few minutes long, won't spoil anything, really.

also, i'm really just making letters. that's about it. you could, in theory, write english words with these symbols, however, it's not based on english in any significant way, and some english words would be… difficult.


 No.399353

File: 2c256dd925fd0ef⋯.jpg (53.95 KB, 300x332, 75:83, 571.jpg)

>>399348

Will we be welcomed? :^)

Apparently me, you, the world. etc.

Oh, that sounds interesting. I wanna get in! Just do some research on them now while you can.

>>399349

That makes sense. One day I'll watch the movie. Is it one of your favorites?

I see, I see. Makes a little more sense there too. However, why are you doing this? If you want to say beyond just fucking with people anyways.


 No.399354

>>399353

i honestly can't say, i have not seen enough movies, and am not really a fan of them in general. however i certainly enjoyed it.

it's for that game i'm working on. and also to fuck with internet people, mainly any potential theorists.


 No.399357

File: c815cddaa40343c⋯.jpg (3.02 MB, 1600x2400, 2:3, 1488974771902.jpg)

>>399353

I doubt people like if a huge group suddenly appears!

Useless things I say!

I meant to drink whisky today so I'd have something to say. Will be interesting. I bet I'll be the youngest dude there…

How's school going? Or is small business lifestyle calling you?


 No.399358

File: 71ace07b7ef8d63⋯.jpg (54.33 KB, 300x373, 300:373, 605.jpg)

>>399354

Ah. I can understand that. I say Drive is my favorite movie but I hardly care to watch movies.

Oh, that makes sense. At least you can use it more than once.

>>399357

>huge group

We're not that big now.

Give me your kidneys and liver please~

Go easy on it. Just remember, whiskeys are normally made from grain mash and cognacs are just brandies from France.

>school

It's going shit.


 No.399359

>>399358

considering that all of my projects tend to take place in one town, yes, certainly.


 No.399360

File: c394dd891f48981⋯.jpg (61.39 KB, 300x382, 150:191, 575.jpg)

>>399359

Make more towns! What programs have you been using?


 No.399361

File: 7a9a3d41ca682eb⋯.jpg (106.88 KB, 455x767, 35:59, 8i6Ydub-jNhpq8daSErTbhxCKd….jpg)

>>399358

Hmmm… true.

You just said I need them!

Yes. Thank you. I'll remember these. Though I'll probably get shunned from the group again and then be super quiet. That's what happened with the other one. Which was fine. Was pretty chill doing nothing.

Make it go good!

Tip of the day for ya right there!


 No.399362

>>399360

>make more towns

it's not laziness, it's intentional. i want to build up a sorta multiverse. think like silent hill.

for what, specifically?

Gimp for image editing, FL Studio for music stuff, Notepad (on my phone) and Word on PC for notes and such, and GM: Studio to compile the actual game.


 No.399363

File: 4223d7662a0e887⋯.jpg (49.14 KB, 300x378, 50:63, 810.jpg)

>>399361

You said they are useless though. So you don't need them.

Brandy is made from grapes, Scotch whisky, Irish Whiskey, and Bourbon are all different. Yadda yadda.

You got shunned from the group? How so?

That tip won't work.

>>399362

Can't say I can as I never played Silent Hill games before.

All of those is what I was wondering.


 No.399365

File: 1cd462595a933be⋯.jpg (347.79 KB, 800x761, 800:761, __chabashira_tenko_and_yum….jpg)

>>399363

Hmm…

I'll try my best. I'm in some "hobbyists of all ages" group I think.

The leader of the market research started to skip my turn to say what I was thinking and no one commented on what I said. yay.

Did you try the tip?


 No.399366

>>399363

like most superhero movies now taking place in the same universe? like that, then.


 No.399368

File: a65fbdc638e4758⋯.jpg (52.7 KB, 300x387, 100:129, 450-2.jpg)

>>399365

I know there's some online articles that will help too. Weird. I still want to be paid to give an opinion.

Ouch. Well you still got paid for it so that's still good.

I'm about to give you a tip here.

>>399366

>implying I watch those

But I guess that makes sense too.


 No.399369

>>399368

i don't watch them either, but people are aware of them.


 No.399370

File: 3ab735bf9fb39db⋯.jpg (52.37 KB, 300x340, 15:17, 1008.jpg)

>>399369

I try not to be. :^)


 No.399371

File: 0e568df3d9ea3f9⋯.jpg (267.42 KB, 354x800, 177:400, __d_va_and_lucio_overwatch….jpg)

>>399368

Yeah, i'll just try to survive the thing to get the 50e. I'm on some email list for those kind of things and just now i've realised the potential of them.

Anyways I'm there for the money, nothing else tbh

tip to use protection!


 No.399372

>>399371

50e to go and buy some alcohol with right afterwards. :^)

Not there to make new friends? Pfft, Jew!

You ain't getting that.


 No.399373

File: 8bcc6565e53e79f⋯.jpg (546.37 KB, 1000x593, 1000:593, __ana_blackwatch_reyes_cap….jpg)

>>399372

It's for a chain and the chain isn't Alko so it's 4,7% alcohol at best…

I get jewed daily so I deserve to jew a little bit!

You don't know where I've been! You're endagenering yourself!


 No.399374

File: 0918562f1583481⋯.jpg (51.34 KB, 300x357, 100:119, 592.jpg)

>>399373

Oh, it isn't some 50 you can use on anything?

We have to stop this vicious cycle somehow…

At home, most likely.


 No.399375

>>399374

Nah, but the chain is pretty big, clothing stores, department stores, spa's, hotels, grocery stores, restaurants etc.

KILL THE JEWS

You would be correct


 No.399376

File: de770579141a96e⋯.jpg (34.8 KB, 300x229, 300:229, 485.jpg)

>>399375

Ah. Shame you can't buy good alcohol with it. Guess some of those other things would be nice though. Just drink the 4.7% stuff real fast.

Wow there Finnish Hilter. We tried that once, didn't work. :^(

See! All safe and not endangered!


 No.399377

File: e7d44c24155c44b⋯.jpg (541.79 KB, 800x730, 80:73, __firework_junkrat_junkrat….jpg)

>>399376

I'm not sure yet what I'll use it. After tomorrow I'll have 90e worth of their giftcards.

It should be easier to finish the job since hitler did the big part already.

safe but no one said anything about not being endangered!


 No.399378

File: d84105ff854bf07⋯.jpg (49.28 KB, 340x377, 340:377, 131.jpg)

>>399377

Food. Buy some good prime meat and have a nice meal.

They repopulated quickly.

You're right! You're endangered now!


 No.399379

File: 6502a8cf44abc69⋯.png (370.56 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, __i_14_kantai_collection_d….png)

>>399378

I'm scared I'll fuck it up! Ohhhhhhh…. I could buy some smoked salmon…. It's like over 20e/kg. Though I think the original plan was to use it on new jeans but i'll just get some cheapos somewhere.

>pic


 No.399381

File: 97b1368e5966bd2⋯.jpg (18 KB, 270x366, 45:61, 110.jpg)

>>399379

Can't do both with that money? At least one thing of salmon and one new pair of jeans?

:^)


 No.399384

File: 7b9c6ed250a4caa⋯.png (455.34 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, __yamakaze_kantai_collecti….png)

>>399381

The clothing stores are pretty "high end" I guess. Jeans starting at 70e probably.


 No.399386

File: ceb45c43ec75d6a⋯.jpg (48.27 KB, 280x314, 140:157, 22.jpg)

>>399384

>that much for jeans

I've probably never spent more than $30 on jeans. Maybe that's why I hate them all, or they rip apart early.


 No.399387

>>399386

The expensive jean i usually buy last like idk 3 years


 No.399389

>>399387

They should last longer.


 No.399394

File: 26fe01d8bc03ef9⋯.jpg (1.04 MB, 2079x2953, 2079:2953, 01.jpg)

File: 315d99bae63be9f⋯.png (387.65 KB, 866x1050, 433:525, 2 - 5UzqVgR.png)

Today's yuri releases

https://mega.nz/#!DwxkAJgY!zD31baDwLxv0OtB-RcdeHkcJBRKa1W9xxD3vA2dcQis

Translated

Long Riders! [Vol.3] - 0011 - My First Long Ride Event! [English] by [No Group]

Long Riders! [Vol.3] - 0011.5 - The Aid Station Trap [English] by [No Group]

Shiki and Frederica’s Inner Workings [Idolatrymaster]

[Ichikai (Ichi)] Satsuriku Heiki no Namida wa Tsumetaku Murder Weapons Have Cold Tears (Kantai Collection -KanColle-) [English] [Digital]

[NHA] Tohru-Kobayashi-san comic - Imgur

Untranslated

(C91) [Mousou Bijutsubu] Beginning Black [English] [Szayedt] [Digital]

(シンデレラ☆ステージ4STEP) (同人誌) [哀れなウサギ (山葵るお、千鳥雷夜)] 雪のまにまに (アイドルマスター シンデレラガールズ)


 No.399398

>>399394

anon how do you make these?


 No.399426

>>399398

I think its a bot


 No.399427

>>399426

but he apologized once for missing a day and posted two days. i think that was yesterday, actually.


 No.399428

>>399398

Are you asking how he finds them all?


 No.399429

>>399428

that, as well as how he compiles them

i might do something like that for yaoi.


 No.399430

>>399429

I think he just downloads them all, zips them up, and then uploads them to mega.


 No.399431

This is going to be a slow night.


 No.399432

i'm too lazy to post things


 No.399433

File: 94f274d08264eff⋯.png (427.84 KB, 627x409, 627:409, twingo.png)

perfect cars dont ex-


 No.399434

>>399432

I don't blame you.

>>399433

Get it. Get that twingo!


 No.399455

penis


 No.399456

Gross.


 No.399462

File: 1833b2fa44613e6⋯.png (2.42 MB, 1440x2048, 45:64, 001.png)

File: b259de88481389c⋯.png (862.17 KB, 1395x2000, 279:400, 001.png)

Today's yuri releases

https://mega.nz/#!rxg01ZQD!_gbqUNvQ78lGnvGcfl-3y9AJiF3J4dWzbDKKuN-XnBc

Translated

eliumi

Shakunetsu no Takkyuu Musume [Vol.5] - 0016 - Tsukinowa Kumami [English] by [pingpongscans]

Shoujo Kishidan × Knight Tale v01 c01 [mSS]

[Peachpulsar (Mira)] Catch ★ Love (Ao Yuri -Story Of Club Activities-) [English] [Yuri-ism]

Untranslated

(僕らのラブライブ! 15) [戦いの軌跡 (戦友)] にこまきにゃんにゃん本 (ラブライブ!)


 No.399483

wow really dead.


 No.399484

>>399483

Just like all of us.


 No.399485

File: 44d704cf2301360⋯.gif (279.49 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 1458478920457.gif)


 No.399486

File: c0df4d2966582c4⋯.jpg (45.05 KB, 300x338, 150:169, 14.jpg)


 No.399487

>>399486

i haven't forgotten about your song, either. one of these days…


 No.399488

File: 839c4c3027d83be⋯.jpg (44.8 KB, 300x329, 300:329, 506.jpg)

>>399487

It's all right. You don't have to if it's too much trouble either.


 No.399489

>>399488

no, not at all. i need to write more music either.


 No.399490

>>399489

*either way


 No.399491

File: ec1097b9662004c⋯.jpg (56.79 KB, 300x402, 50:67, 539.jpg)

>>399489

>>399490

I should probably do more with my life either way.


 No.399492

>>399491

wrote the intro.

might finish tomorrow.


 No.399493

File: 1d778f83b11176e⋯.jpg (41.29 KB, 300x303, 100:101, 1014.jpg)

>>399492

Take all the time you need.


 No.399496

File: 1dbd226ddef8d54⋯.jpg (1.94 MB, 2114x3003, 302:429, 01.jpg)

File: d5241052e6283ac⋯.png (1.65 MB, 1200x1704, 50:71, 1609047349018661797-fa9f90….png)

Today's yuri releases

https://mega.nz/#!r84RxIRY!t76i7Zi3OOY9H2nYmJVUWHfHEwfZkO4xPcYFo6W14dk

Translated

(C84) [Kinokonabe Hinanjo (Maitake)] Ultikano (Puella Magi Madoka Magica) [English]

(C86) [Kinokonabe Hinanjo (Maitake)] Majokano (Puella Magi Madoka Magica) [English]

Maitake2 - Temptation of Time Stop - Imgur

Shoujo Kishidan × Knight Tale v01 c01 omake [mSS]

Summer Recipes

[Circle Credit (Benjamin, Akikan, Muichimon)] Majo Biyori - Daily Witches (Strike Witches) [English] [EHCOVE]

Untranslated

(成年コミック) [雑誌] COMIC BAVEL 2017年4月号 [DL版]

コミティアで出そうとしていたモノ


 No.399533

File: 15f6458deb35404⋯.jpg (40.02 KB, 480x714, 80:119, 16114727_1375442939173799_….jpg)


 No.399534

They stole Shia's flag again.


 No.399535

>>399533

Hello Bob. How's it goyim?


 No.399536

>>399534

Ah, and hi to you as well.


 No.399537

>>399536

heyo, man


 No.399538

>>399537

Finally grew the balls and decided to use your name, mhm?

Took your time you did.


 No.399539

File: ba212335926c2db⋯.jpg (52.38 KB, 869x960, 869:960, 17191265_229373647527320_1….jpg)

>>399535

JUST BEING A CAT IN ffxiv


 No.399540

>>399538

it's been like three days, man.


 No.399541

>>399538

also fucking rude, mate.


 No.399542

>>399539

Are you secretly Pinsbroke?

>>399540

Still way too late.

You are too, pfft!


 No.399543

>>399542

it's a free imageboard, man, i'll use my name if i want.


 No.399544

File: b975f6337995820⋯.png (1.02 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ffxiv_18032017_205633.png)

>>399542

pinsy is a Midlander.


 No.399545

>>399543

And I'll cmock you when you don't!

>>399544

>Midlander

Is who?


 No.399546

File: 4b7a25e5f9304de⋯.jpg (530.63 KB, 1100x1061, 1100:1061, Miqo'te.full.2019430.jpg)

>>399545

thats his race in game


 No.399547

>>399545

technically, mate, i was using various names of mine the entire time.


 No.399548

>>399546

I see, I see. You guys playing together?

>>399547

Practically, you were hiding your identity.


 No.399549

File: 4ae381c2aa9fb75⋯.png (103.2 KB, 772x1035, 772:1035, 2b_by_baitong9194-d9zd5cc.png)

>>399548

on and off, i gotta catch up


 No.399550

File: b9363aa6315db4f⋯.jpg (73.77 KB, 600x415, 120:83, CisFzg4W0AAN45m.jpg)


 No.399551

>>399549

>gotta catch up

>not playing 15 hours a day like Pins

Of course you do -.-

>>399550

So you deserve to be shunned.


 No.399552

>>399551

b-but why…

i just wanna be safe, man.


 No.399553

>>399552

It is the way of things.

Gotta play unsafe.


 No.399554

File: 8ffccabbe0c9949⋯.jpg (200.52 KB, 848x1199, 848:1199, 16113355_1545569205457631_….jpg)

>>399551

i don't i swear


 No.399555

>>399553

i don't wanna


 No.399556

>>399554

You just said you did (have to catch up), make up your mind!

>>399555

Not even thse trips can save you.


 No.399557


 No.399558

>>399557

Spare me your b-buts! Double a different letter of that word and I'll be interested.


 No.399559

>>399558

my new panties are still in the mail though…


 No.399560

>>399559

The old ones will have to do.


 No.399561

>>399560

i'm in a relationship though.


 No.399562

>>399561

I know. Ask your boyfu.


 No.399563

>>399562

if i can post my ass on the internet? i know his answer.


 No.399564

>>399563

Is it a no?


 No.399565


 No.399566

>>399565

You can always post other butts if you have any.


 No.399567

File: 9019833adeb6e73⋯.jpg (2.36 MB, 1755x2848, 1755:2848, 1424622623645.jpg)


 No.399568

File: 1e8f06bcfe1b94a⋯.gif (2.04 MB, 480x360, 4:3, 1434284367146-1.gif)

>>399567

Nice.

Though I almost certainly have it already, since Assbro was a local legend on cuteboys.


 No.399569

>>399568

that might have been my butt, you never know


 No.399570

File: 3268417b1b1656d⋯.gif (789.25 KB, 255x216, 85:72, 1437828299142-1.gif)

>>399569

Nope, those butts are from different countries.

Huh, I was about to say that "admittedly, they are not that far apart" but apparently, they kinda are. Your butt is almost certainly closer to mine than to his.

Also who told you to stop posting! You're one butt behind, you must post two next time. It best be pretty too!


 No.399571

File: 4f6cbb1ceb27e9b⋯.jpg (496.51 KB, 5760x1080, 16:3, 4f6cbb1ceb27e9b5fd733186a8….jpg)

>>399570

i don't really have that many 3d butts, only 2d ones.

here, in an attempt to make up for this.

overwatch is shit


 No.399572

File: 95c482b9cccf5b2⋯.webm (2.07 MB, 1080x720, 3:2, 1474186088024.webm)

>>399571

2D is fine. I'll keep postin 3D, heopfully you will expand. Your collection of 3D butts.

These particular ones are good too, so I forgive you for them not being boy butts.


 No.399573

File: 4a250b05dc82a27⋯.jpg (62.24 KB, 850x863, 850:863, sample_dddaccb863b1cf57ac3….jpg)


 No.399574

>>399573

So what have you been up to anyways?


 No.399575

>>399574

writing a song for Motley, fucking with internet people.


 No.399576

File: 8d3531598cd92db⋯.webm (510.68 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 1445295412238-4.webm)

File: d72823699f743fb⋯.jpg (28.96 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 1338936700020.jpg)

Rats, now I forgot to post, here's one extra to compensate..

>>399575

Oh, interesting. The former part, I don't care for the latter.


 No.399577

Not sure where to go with this song now.


 No.399578

File: d16113dc9925f33⋯.jpg (458.58 KB, 720x960, 3:4, 1329251542024.jpg)

>>399577

Are you doing lyrics or what?

Also I suppose you're not that much into asses to begin with, aren't you…


 No.399579

>>399578

asses are nice, i just don't look at porn much.

also no lyrics, just musically not sure where to go. opening is nice though.


 No.399580

>>399579

Ahh, I see.

Well, imma need to walk the dogger soon.


 No.399581

File: c647bfc115d7590⋯.jpg (234.96 KB, 850x637, 850:637, sample_4ab4865d0ec76ba32c5….jpg)

>>399580

don't stop with the butts, tho.


 No.399583

File: f538274047f9cc5⋯.png (352.7 KB, 319x440, 29:40, 1342367828444.png)

File: 2006a411b040d03⋯.jpg (210.54 KB, 1280x853, 1280:853, 1342369551049.jpg)

>>399581

Ahah, very good! See you in a bit.


 No.399584

File: b9f360ed623f534⋯.jpg (444.67 KB, 850x1100, 17:22, sample_1711a1d01de3fef319e….jpg)


 No.399588

File: 410b037556ea0c8⋯.jpg (136.99 KB, 975x766, 975:766, 1342898438701.jpg)

>>399584

I am back, hello girl.


 No.399589

File: 21b074cf0c175b8⋯.jpg (389.8 KB, 850x980, 85:98, sample_bba512772b038749080….jpg)

>>399588

>girl

um…


 No.399590

File: 761cebe3e2977c9⋯.jpg (41.25 KB, 500x433, 500:433, 1362770722691.jpg)

>>399589

Just triggerin' you~


 No.399591

File: 03a4f62d7c53d0b⋯.png (524.81 KB, 808x1000, 101:125, ee5ba9.png)

>>399590

not triggered per se, it's just always weird.


 No.399592

File: 38d134d1a2edc7a⋯.jpg (219.52 KB, 800x500, 8:5, 1358543143064.jpg)

>>399591

Mhmm!

Anyways, what are you up to?


 No.399593

>>399592

still messing around with Motley's song. I have a pretty cool direction for it, but I need a better transition between the two parts.


 No.399594

File: 4514b9ef6fcbbf7⋯.jpg (93.86 KB, 1000x678, 500:339, 1350690542279.jpg)

>>399593

I see, sounds like an alright time.


 No.399595

>>399594

this picture looks like the guy is headless.


 No.399596

File: c40c20d8a543877⋯.jpg (575.61 KB, 2270x1412, 1135:706, 1366212834605.jpg)

>>399595

Well your pictures look like the guys boys are bodyless! -.-

Post more boypussy.


 No.399597

File: 317b328a2d66fa0⋯.jpeg (931.89 KB, 1000x1414, 500:707, 437558d4db3e59f4fabdd4b9d….jpeg)


 No.399598

File: 5b29729b5d404c3⋯.jpg (201.8 KB, 368x674, 184:337, 1383640520545.jpg)

>>399597

So what's the song going to be? Are you going to play an instrument or what?

And good lad.


 No.399599

File: 328d294e204ec13⋯.png (608.11 KB, 808x1000, 101:125, c9ec900f2e968541dca277f9a0….png)

>>399598

i'm making in FL Studio, all the instruments are digitized. It's a fairly comfy song, though a tad somber.

also,

>lad


 No.399600

File: 632772f246adaa4⋯.jpg (395.62 KB, 720x1280, 9:16, 1383672954463.jpg)

>>399599

Ooh, I see. Neat o:

I was tempted very hard to say girl, but resisted.

Also sorry, I thoguht I posted this already ._.


 No.399601

File: f4d1639fca2938a⋯.jpg (270.57 KB, 850x1200, 17:24, sample_41bffbd088765d8e640….jpg)

>>399600

i'm okay with either, i'm bothered by both.

damned if you do, damned if you don't.


 No.399603

File: 3052a0e8ca112df⋯.jpg (272.77 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 1373902182669.jpg)

>>399601

Well, 'person' doesn't have any flavour to it, girlboy.

Also damn, that's a really nice pic.


 No.399604

File: 8bfeed20d4d83bf⋯.jpg (168.02 KB, 850x1081, 850:1081, sample_b268674119e67b854cd….jpg)

>>399603

that's even worse.

i dunno how bf deals with me, honestly.


 No.399605

File: ff51c7cba5b1f79⋯.jpg (29.94 KB, 700x525, 4:3, 1368601724899.jpg)

>>399604

Mhm, I kinda figured it would tbh.

No idea!

Still not getting tired of the booty?


 No.399607

File: 11cb59b83c2c213⋯.jpeg (589.16 KB, 627x950, 33:50, 119ed37aed1fb60b348c7cbbf….jpeg)

>>399605

not sure if it's possible to be tired of booty.


 No.399608

File: 405157a571a1c2b⋯.jpg (885.19 KB, 2736x3648, 3:4, 1371772704757.jpg)

>>399607

It is if you're a bottom.


 No.399609

File: 2cae92f2c7ede9a⋯.jpg (36.86 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>399608

i'm pic related.

>that picture

that's more realistic than real life


 No.399611

File: 224ad9fb728c11a⋯.jpg (11 KB, 344x448, 43:56, 1371773376744.jpg)

>>399609

Ahah, fair enough!

Hehe, yeah I suppose it's some serious high def, mhm?

Holy shit am I slow tonight >.<


 No.399612

>>399611

nice butt mind if i post mine?


 No.399613

>>399612

Who art thou, anon?

I wouldn't know until you do. I might, I might not.


 No.399614

File: 9d4a8525d3d9f63⋯.png (476.53 KB, 562x367, 562:367, Capture.png)

>>399613

i'm some washed up piece of human garbage who had a breakdown here about a month ago

but i like being promiscuous


 No.399615

>>399614

>month

kek i meant a year


 No.399616

File: 8da0d9e6f4fdafc⋯.jpg (171.95 KB, 850x1335, 170:267, sample_4a8c6a4a41dfa2c56aa….jpg)

>>399611

it's kay to be slow, don't worry.

just keep em coming

>>399614

a bit too masculine for my tastes, though it might just be the angle.


 No.399617

>>399616

nope i'm just a masculine guy

try to be sexy but i can't do it, that's why i had the breakdown in the first place, i should go shouldn't i?


 No.399618

>>399617

no, anon, it's okay. just because your butt isn't perfect doesn't mean you should leave. i hate the way i look too.


 No.399619

File: e3d1c3425d1a517⋯.jpg (26.62 KB, 352x288, 11:9, 1383733170732.jpg)

>>399614

Oh, I see. Huh. I have not been very active, just as the board has not.

Have we talked before, even?

>>399615

…oh >w< Well I have not even been here that long so unless I have heard something…

Is this your first time returning after you left, anon?

>>399616

Aha, alrighty, thanks.

Come they shall.

>>399617

STFU and keep talking you whore.


 No.399620

>>399618

you know what it is, i know i'm sexy to some people that sounds vain, i mean i know there's a demographic that enjoys me and my masculinity

and i bask in it, when i'm told i'm sexy, and when people are grossed out or just don't wanna see anymore it bugs me more than it should, ha, sorry

>>399619

i doubt we have, we may have, yes it is my first time since i left

if i stay i'll probably post more nudes and i doubt many want to see that


 No.399621

File: b4eb956dbc486ca⋯.jpg (911.12 KB, 850x1200, 17:24, sample_e5216b9dc79a9435345….jpg)

>>399619

>Come they shall.

but shall they cum?

i sure as hell will


 No.399622

File: 6195f26a390a02d⋯.jpg (60.9 KB, 500x460, 25:23, 3c8827e99a15a57bba470104e9….jpg)

>>399620

>and when people are grossed out or just don't wanna see anymore it bugs me more than it should, ha, sorry

it's fine, really.

>if i stay i'll probably post more nudes and i doubt many want to see that

i don't mind more nudes per se, actually.


 No.399623

File: 304b59d4d4980c2⋯.jpg (20.74 KB, 500x483, 500:483, tumblr_noi17anZDi1uvs5h2o1….jpg)

>>399621

Ahah, indeed!

Goodie~ Also I forgot to ask wheter you like them phat.

>>399620

Oh, well then we certainly did not, not here anyways.

Hehe, well~


 No.399624

File: e745f1a6577109b⋯.jpeg (755.05 KB, 900x667, 900:667, 8b92ba265cbbfb367cc618121….jpeg)

>>399623

not overly fat. was never a big fan of the thicc meme.


 No.399625

File: 66ba5cab88bdfe0⋯.jpg (115.88 KB, 833x960, 833:960, dan vs. jumping out of a c….jpg)

>>399622

well i guess here's the true test, i'mma post dong, i guess, if you got any qualms, just say so and i won't not all of my nudes'll be kinda okay buttshots

so i guess yay or nay

>>399623

do you recognize my butt?


 No.399626

>>399625

ehh, go ahead.

i'd appreciate if you spoilered it though, in case someone walks into the room. it's way easier to explain butts than straight up cock.


 No.399627

File: 7bd8281253ebebf⋯.png (260.05 KB, 342x320, 171:160, Capture3.png)

>>399626

here you go


 No.399628

File: ddd92d53cc53ea7⋯.png (401.32 KB, 593x351, 593:351, ddd92d53cc53ea76c0b6aadc4f….png)

>>399624

Aha, I see.

>>399625

Yay.

Nope.


 No.399630

File: 0ec9d15ce6ee8f3⋯.gif (1.98 MB, 260x229, 260:229, oh hey, it's you.gif)

>>399626

>>399628

gettin' a little nervous.. ha i'm sorry


 No.399631

File: b60ff261be6780d⋯.gif (1017.15 KB, 500x333, 500:333, b60ff261be6780ddf09efbe090….gif)

>>399627

mine's bigger and i'm a trap

>>399628

noice pic.


 No.399632

File: 151d3777509b81c⋯.jpg (67.92 KB, 400x548, 100:137, tumblr_lui4zsj6sm1qcn698o1….jpg)

>>399630

The yay was to your posting cock, the nope to recognizing your butt.

Nervous about us not commenting on your cock?


 No.399633

>>399631

actually i don't mind that, both small and big cock have perks

luckily i dig playful sph but uh, let's not do that right now


 No.399634

>>399632

yeah, silence is something i fear, that's silly i know

could've been the pages not loading new posts, i'm sorry, i'm having a thing is all


 No.399635

File: 36a5147f2a2137d⋯.jpg (960.46 KB, 850x1200, 17:24, sample_e5216b9dc79a9435345….jpg)


 No.399636

File: 131b918bcd5d092⋯.jpg (167.6 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, 1464921360111-0.jpg)

>>399633

>sph

Playful what?

>>399631

Also nice. Except ♀, isn't it -.-


 No.399637

>>399635

>>399636

small penis humiliation


 No.399638

File: 4aaf8d1d0ae11e5⋯.jpg (596.29 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1453483900885-0.jpg)

>>399634

Aha, well as I told Emi, I am being slow to reply tonight. Lurking in a differentthread and translating shit a tad.

Otherwise, it doesn't seem small really, fairly thick probably, but the hair mate, you should lose it!

>>399637

Oh wow, actually that¨s kinda awful - .-


 No.399640

File: 530015415d567a5⋯.gif (1.37 MB, 711x400, 711:400, a7e173b152d1b11efbab4ae4a4….gif)

>>399636

possibly, yes. not sure, actually.

>>399637

ahh… i'm into belittlement in general. helps that bf is older, stronger and smarter than me.

but penis humiliation was not something i was ever into.

>>399638

>Emi

who? no, no, my name's Emu. we're completely different people.


 No.399641

>>399638

eh, that's kinda what i mean, i don't wanna lose the hair, i've done it

and i personally don't like how it looks

plus i think hair adds to my masculinity, but i get if you don't wanna see it because hair

>>399640

>belittlement

fill me in? is it like just humiliation in general?


 No.399642

>>399641

basically, yeah. i have an inferiority fetish, basically.


 No.399643

File: edef742ad4de693⋯.jpg (46.85 KB, 309x471, 103:157, 1451760658808.jpg)

>>399640

Mhmm…

>who? no, no, my name's Emu. we're completely different people.

Shuddup and keep stroking, Emi!

>>399641

Aha, I see o: Strange. But obviously it's your body, who am I to tell you what to do and like, mhm X3


 No.399644

File: 7cfe040710a88a5⋯.jpg (156.19 KB, 850x841, 850:841, sample_0e46ceb7a6aec371246….jpg)

>>399643

b-but i came a while back


 No.399645

File: 1cb3cd56335a68e⋯.png (509.91 KB, 571x424, 571:424, plucky nervous.png)

>>399643

i do have a friend trying to get me to shave my bootyhole, and i'm kinda not digging it because it'll probably drive me nuts

also i'm scared of anything sharp back there

>>399642

what's funny is, i like getting it when it comes to my johnson, but in regards to anything else

i really love to give


 No.399646

File: 90238059dd1b490⋯.jpg (197.97 KB, 720x960, 3:4, 1450455191112.jpg)

>>399644

Excuses! Pathetic. Keep at it.


 No.399647

File: 72cd8e05d689c76⋯.jpg (212.42 KB, 850x575, 34:23, sample_4b8de2700970b6de335….jpg)

>>399645

i like to bully occasionally, but it's a very mood-dependent thing.

>>399646

dude… i'm sore…

fine


 No.399648

File: 58bcbf3f3fc32c3⋯.jpg (116.29 KB, 585x783, 65:87, 1450455021814.jpg)

>>399645

Hmm, why would it drive you nuts? Razor rash?

>also i'm scared of anything sharp back there

Pffft, anon pls. It's not difficult at all.


 No.399649

File: 719ff2c0b3a2d4b⋯.gif (398.1 KB, 265x199, 265:199, 1479418911891.gif)

>>399648

>razor rash

>hair growing back pricklin' me

this does not seem fun at all wanna see a bulge pic or nah? it's i totally get it if you don't

>>399647

oh! you like to give and take with it


 No.399650

File: dae1ab6071bfa01⋯.jpg (41.91 KB, 400x534, 200:267, 1450454942694.jpg)

>>399649

It's not that fun I suppose, but having a smooth hole feels awesome so you should try it at least once, in my opinion.

Bulges are cute, gimme.

Also anon, just to let you know, this is the lewdest the board has been in a few months, probably.

Alsoalso, I don't think there's many people who would remember you (well, Skandi), so if you want to stop being a lewdie…

>>399647

That's a good Emi~


 No.399651

File: 2cae92f2c7ede9a⋯.jpg (36.86 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>399649

pic related, is me.


 No.399652

File: a79cc04c7b7e395⋯.jpg (799.76 KB, 752x1062, 376:531, 90d5c2369decab0fd40253d227….jpg)

>>399650

please stop saying that.

please never stop saying that.


 No.399654

File: 5e724aa6df2fab2⋯.png (326.87 KB, 400x356, 100:89, Capture2.png)

>>399650

i'd prefer being a lewdie, i kinda turned into a huge sperg on skandi.. i'd prefer they not remember me

i got upset they weren't saving my nudes but everyone else's those are the types of things that hurt


 No.399655

File: 5cda0a1e1eec85b⋯.jpg (206.61 KB, 1076x1709, 1076:1709, 1443570040744.jpg)

>>399652

Watch out guys, we're dealing with a praisewhore~ here!

Great pic.


 No.399656

File: 8ad46b926623412⋯.jpg (506.14 KB, 850x637, 850:637, sample_cf0f6821876c71423cd….jpg)

>>399655

>praisewhore

yes

keep going, please


 No.399657

File: 5e35dccfdc0426b⋯.jpg (81.32 KB, 600x800, 3:4, 1443058082712.jpg)

>>399654

Ahah, I see, oh well.

Well that is something you should get over with time at least, mhm?

>>399656

Good.

With the pics or with calling you nice things?~


 No.399658

>>399657

i mean i guess, i just hate being ostracized

despite the hair? did you like it


 No.399660

File: a7bdf70969aca45⋯.jpg (328.47 KB, 850x530, 85:53, sample_8273bfb8adf9ca1c72c….jpg)

>>399657

both

especially, the second, please

i'm not above begging if i have to


 No.399661

File: 0248e1c431acca5⋯.jpg (74.11 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 1442515935366.jpg)

>>399658

Hmm. Idk if that constitutes ostracizing though.

Well, the hair is too much to be perfectly honest. I don't mind a little but…

>>399660

Very good.

So much the better, in fact<3

Give me a little deminstration then, naughty one.


 No.399662

>>399661

well i'd have preferred if they didn't say anything pertaining to that, though the "I save everyone's nudes but yours." like i said, just hit a soft spot


 No.399663

File: 593489fa0c862a6⋯.jpg (60.89 KB, 850x637, 850:637, sample_3ecf8840b06c528b45f….jpg)

>>399661

d-do i have to..?

m-master… you know how badly i need it… p-please..?


 No.399664

File: 66e5f8cfa879923⋯.jpg (55.21 KB, 561x519, 187:173, 1441257014136.jpg)

>>399662

Ah, well, I guess there is no need to rub it in your face. It depends whether you asked.

>>399663

I am afraid so.

I don't like being called master, however -.- Do it one more time and this time with a bit more nuance. I will give you headpats if you do well.


 No.399665

>>399664

i don't remember if i did, i guess i'm gonna say yes, i did ask, but there's a way to word things is there not


 No.399666

File: 9846e881f058fde⋯.jpg (157.97 KB, 850x608, 425:304, sample_fdbf26240fc0792be09….jpg)

>>399664

w-what should i call you, then?

i'm not very good at begging….


 No.399667

File: 1f760f2145bcc84⋯.jpg (1.72 MB, 4000x3000, 4:3, 1438132464964.jpg)

>>399665

>there's a way to word things is there not

Hmmm? Oh, I understand. Well, I suppose. Maybe you put yourself out there too much and they were annoyed?

>>399666

You don't need to call me any particular word, just try it one more time! Come on, you can do it!


 No.399668

File: 8e83a9b8d9d73dc⋯.png (170.13 KB, 380x409, 380:409, sedan.png)

>>399667

maybe i guess i'll try to tone it down this time around

please if i start to get too much tell me


 No.399670

File: 8da5ffb42b99118⋯.jpg (659.16 KB, 3280x2460, 4:3, 1437577879887-0.jpg)

>>399668

Aha, that is fair.

>this time around

I don't think there is going to be much of a this time, anon :/ The board is pretty much dead, you know.

>>399666

I do want to reward you, you know, but you have to earn a little. Oh also, don't finish without asking me first, mhm?


 No.399671

>>399670

maybe that's for the best, i mean you two are around and so is skandi


 No.399672

File: e77e9e574dc455d⋯.jpg (171.57 KB, 850x680, 5:4, sample_d82de43f04de25d6a36….jpg)

>>399667

um…

please… you know how much of a slut i am for validation… i'll do anything for it… anything… p-please..?

i'm shit at this, man.

>>399670

i-i won't… i'm just bad at this.


 No.399673

File: 428ac4e3a19c06d⋯.jpg (188.13 KB, 1000x1304, 125:163, pat da9b8f57bd965e63c7f8a4….jpg)

File: 5c100caa6a3bd49⋯.jpg (143.52 KB, 1200x802, 600:401, 1437567742002.jpg)

>>399671

I don't know. For the best for you meaybe. Yeah, Skandi, us two, Akarin and Motley, occasionally also Venla, though idk whom of them you know.

>>399672

>i'm shit at this, man.

Oh no, you did a good job~ I am pleased and slightly aroused. You deserve headpats, little one.

Mmm, good!

Another sexy picture.


 No.399674

>>399673

i must've sounded a little selfish there, sorry for there, one name sounds familiar

but i'd rather not ay which


 No.399675

File: df529ba84128752⋯.jpg (472.98 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, c67f8cdb2c6897897b560c3e27….jpg)

>>399673

y-you're not going to stop, are you? that much isn't… enough…

i don't wanna be selfish, though. i'll do whatever you want, just don't stop, please…


 No.399676

File: fa985afde420dfb⋯.jpg (21.63 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 1435636524604-0.jpg)

File: 4249e630167d81c⋯.jpg (21.29 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 1435636524605-1.jpg)

>>399674

Mhmm, no worries. Well you already mentioned Skandi, and Venla has not been here for that much longer than me methinks, so I'd say it has to be Akarin or Motley X3

>>399675

Ahah, oh my, what a cute little horndog~

Would you touch and played with your nipples for a bit more praise? Just to hear you've been good?


 No.399677

File: 1737e909d5ae208⋯.png (105.84 KB, 244x336, 61:84, 1426890959455.png)

>>399662

E-eep. I don't remember why I said that, maybe I was annoyed at something you'd said, or just drunk, but the truth is I don't really save nudes anymore. The deeper my relationship with master got, the less lewd I was with other people. I haven't even saved any of the butts in this thread! So uh, sorry, I didn't consider that it might be one of those things that'd stick.


 No.399678

File: 796f309784b0af3⋯.png (479.87 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, 4971f87b360d0faa0f129d65c1….png)

>>399676

i did say anything, did i not? especially if it's something that feels so good~~


 No.399679

>>399677

thank you very much, that means a lot to me, skandi, i'm sorry with whatever i said or did to upset you that day


 No.399680

File: 47a9e236edbb506⋯.jpg (41.66 KB, 600x450, 4:3, 3098333_p0.jpg)


 No.399681

File: 3fdb71fe7f296f5⋯.jpg (142.2 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1435536477261-3.jpg)

>>399677

Hullo person!

>>399678

Aha, very good! Then go ahead and do it

Would you even answer something lewd if I asked you? For extra points and pats~


 No.399682

File: e2d84a813c440ab⋯.png (316.07 KB, 600x771, 200:257, 9f7c6e944a6231faedf420119c….png)

>>399681

well, it IS a public forum, so it depends, but most likely… i haven't had headpats in a while, so…


 No.399683

File: a22773585c6453b⋯.jpg (2.18 MB, 4608x3293, 4608:3293, 1435386913080-4.jpg)

>>399680

Been a while…

>>399682

Hmmm, let's see then…


 No.399684

File: 268cf9ff61821c3⋯.jpg (190.51 KB, 500x500, 1:1, sk1426890960313.jpg)

>>399679

Well, I'm glad it was that straightforward to clear that up. And don't apologise, I'm not even sure you did upset me at all! And I can't be bothered drudging up that old thread to find out.

>>399681

Goodbye, other person! I'm going to bed, since I've got classes in the morning, I just wanted to point out that thing. Anyway, goodnight, and get your slave to make a new thread!


 No.399686

File: ece82958f0477cb⋯.gif (1.51 MB, 491x750, 491:750, head pats 1470855828075.gif)


 No.399687

>>399684

Oh boy o: I didn't know you had any classes!

Good night, Skandi :3


 No.399688

File: 299b5c7371fb39f⋯.gif (141.32 KB, 600x337, 600:337, 299b5c7371fb39ff70a8234a0b….gif)


 No.399689

File: 93586d509d585b1⋯.jpg (106.99 KB, 700x933, 700:933, 15589585_1610256325948662_….jpg)

gaaaaaay


 No.399690

File: 6e47d3870d4d1f2⋯.png (1.16 MB, 1366x768, 683:384, dan watching the room.png)

>>399684

this really means a lot to me, again thank you


 No.399691

>>399689

bisex best sex.


 No.399692

File: 2cee031b551aeca⋯.gif (1.22 MB, 500x281, 500:281, head pats 2cee031b551aecaa….gif)

File: dc1c05dcac5ac7c⋯.jpg (57.58 KB, 640x369, 640:369, 1432943473711.jpg)

File: edd1bd780048646⋯.png (981.13 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 1435384521381.png)

>>399688

Very good~


 No.399693

File: 2f1d594a03da986⋯.jpg (88.98 KB, 766x1000, 383:500, __ibuki_suika_touhou_drawn….jpg)

>>399691

straight with a bit of transbian is besto

looks like a came back again


 No.399694

File: 96bf2b47421ad95⋯.gif (45.91 KB, 300x352, 75:88, 53782914_p0.gif)

>>399683

That's true. Just thought I'd stop by and see how things are.


 No.399695

File: 0975070f6dc37f3⋯.jpg (153.47 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, pat vlcsnap_00390.jpg)

>>399694

They're dead tbh x:


 No.399696

File: 4493ced46f4b763⋯.jpg (1.16 MB, 1200x1300, 12:13, 2683963_p0.jpg)

>>399695

That's a shame, but it happens I suppose. I'm sure ya'll have means of staying in touch.


 No.399697

>>399696

Well, me, only with a few people.


 No.399698

File: b86b6a9f2656125⋯.png (416.71 KB, 700x700, 1:1, 53604187_p0.png)

>>399697

It'll be okay


 No.399700

>>399698

I am already posting on a different board >_< Hoe strange a feeling…


 No.399701

>>399700

is it a lewd board?

inb4 cuteboys


 No.399702

>>399700

It must be a lewd place then


 No.399703

File: 269712ca2a6c3a0⋯.jpg (108.36 KB, 850x531, 850:531, __ibuki_suika_inaba_tewi_a….jpg)

>>399701

who are you?

and what have you done to venla

i know you did something


 No.399704

File: 231b9da5b3ad85e⋯.png (647.04 KB, 578x627, 578:627, o face.png)

>>399703

washed up piece of human garbage from a year ago

i don't know who venla is, nor am i venla if that's your implication


 No.399705

File: 14928ea93cadf1c⋯.jpg (126.03 KB, 850x635, 170:127, __ibuki_suika_touhou_drawn….jpg)

>>399704

hmmmmm a super old lewdie?


 No.399706

File: 6216b53aa3cfeba⋯.jpg (80.26 KB, 590x579, 590:579, 1432938616802.jpg)

File: 902110852014c4e⋯.jpg (536.51 KB, 902x952, 451:476, 1432941647043.jpg)

File: 4500942684bfe3c⋯.jpg (92.75 KB, 620x563, 620:563, 1432941931066.jpg)

>>399702

Not really. A bit at most.


 No.399707

>>399706

Is it anime?


 No.399708

>>399705

i suppose so, maybe? i don't remember if i was here long


 No.399709

>>399707

Nope! Want me to tell you?


 No.399710

File: 172de2456e10408⋯.jpg (147.15 KB, 850x478, 425:239, __hakurei_reimu_and_ibuki_….jpg)

>>399708

ahhh those was good old days


 No.399711

File: 88855223034d4ae⋯.png (354.97 KB, 366x447, 122:149, can i do it naked.png)

>>399710

i'm glad you enjoyed them, anything specific?

or are you just nostalgiac over camaraderie like i am?


 No.399712

File: 6a210ee6d0c53ba⋯.jpg (326.46 KB, 1024x1123, 1024:1123, 57048244_p0.jpg)

>>399709

You don't have to


 No.399714

File: e438565bd0dee06⋯.jpg (33.36 KB, 529x463, 529:463, charlie waits for the nigh….jpg)

o-oh everyone left


 No.399715

File: e8f2dde6ca86e4c⋯.jpg (321.35 KB, 850x1202, 425:601, __ibaraki_kasen_and_ibuki_….jpg)

>>399711

just meeting some freindos here and all that, most of them have moved on.


 No.399716

File: 6c84ad68a6fd163⋯.png (454.31 KB, 617x469, 617:469, ayy lmao 7.png)

>>399715

meeting friends is always good

i think i take friendship too seriously

always hurts when the friend moves on


 No.399717

>>399714

a guy was teasing me with cummies, i was distracted. sorry.


 No.399718

>>399717

>cummies

wew, well okay!

was if hot?


 No.399719

File: d7577281f1bde8a⋯.png (361.57 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, b2e5633e7b589671c06247a642….png)

>>399718

he came, i came, so yeah, fairly hot.


 No.399720

>>399719

was this on cam?

actually uh, lemme not ask


 No.399721

File: 4fa0d4dbddb36ee⋯.png (192.61 KB, 430x530, 43:53, 9c22b9003b33763a13f1006e52….png)

>>399720

you'd want it to be on cam, wouldn't you?


 No.399722

>>399721

maybe

maybe it'd give me some weird lewd hope i'll get to show someone a little something something

please don't i'm getting a boner


 No.399724

>>399722

why contain it?


 No.399725

>>399724

i kind of want to cum for my friend who wants me to trim please tease me, i'm a disgusting fucker with a small dick begging to be teased

and i go overboard


 No.399732

File: 7dcf22c09ffefb5⋯.jpg (258.38 KB, 1000x1411, 1000:1411, 001.jpg)

File: bc137f743cd9908⋯.png (227.24 KB, 1115x1600, 223:320, Age_15_vol1_ch_06_169.png)

Today's yuri releases

https://mega.nz/#!bohTjYyZ!yA9Qo_1K0Ac6ARU90CKKzhOPANA2mlfgS1SB-gLFeN4

Translated

A Channel - Chapter 93

Age_15_vol1_ch_06_[Fly_by_Yuri]

Nanoha ViVid ch70_[VividTrans]

Untranslated

(シンデレラ☆ステージ 05 step) [玲瓏 (涼瀬)] ムズムズするにゃ!!2 (アイドルマスター シンデレラガールズ)

Heart Of The Girl Omake

Heart Of The Girl Omake 2


 No.399749

Was a busy day I see.


 No.399751

File: 6db886955ca9ac7⋯.jpg (733.42 KB, 850x1046, 425:523, sample_8c163aa8db0359c2759….jpg)

>>399749

D-don't read that.


 No.399752

File: 3d2eedc276d5376⋯.jpg (39.84 KB, 340x319, 340:319, 154.jpg)


 No.399753

File: 268fdaedd53f747⋯.png (545.94 KB, 981x1025, 981:1025, 37ece56187935a82d14546d010….png)

>>399752

It's too lewd…


 No.399754

File: 040e8d3928f5f78⋯.jpg (34.3 KB, 300x279, 100:93, 831.jpg)

>>399753

I've been up many alleys.


 No.399755

File: e2be84881d603e1⋯.jpg (54.01 KB, 520x520, 1:1, 89d970535e565ccaeb44d58489….jpg)

>>399754

Share.


 No.399756

File: ae79a7c7671fa8b⋯.jpg (43.93 KB, 340x286, 170:143, 317.jpg)

>>399755

I don't know exactly how to share my life like that. Not sure I want to either.


 No.399757

File: 4fa0d4dbddb36ee⋯.png (192.61 KB, 430x530, 43:53, 9c22b9003b33763a13f1006e52….png)

>>399756

Shame.

I wouldn't mind hearing about your sexploits


 No.399758

File: d8ca63c66fe329a⋯.jpg (23.3 KB, 345x192, 115:64, 218.jpg)

>>399757

Not for the public. Not even while drunk.


 No.399759

File: dbde289462b5b94⋯.jpg (305.45 KB, 690x920, 3:4, 83dcf8293b874ffbce4d743eab….jpg)

>>399758

I can share mine if you want.


 No.399760

File: 62bacb6ff5c5dae⋯.jpg (57.97 KB, 300x488, 75:122, 683.jpg)

>>399759

Go ahead.


 No.399761

File: 614b9ccd4ecbbb9⋯.png (461.45 KB, 856x1200, 107:150, 71d75309f01c695423a3fd774e….png)

>>399760

Okay.

I'm a virgin :3


 No.399762

File: a087aa2cf375f3e⋯.jpg (145.82 KB, 959x540, 959:540, K (11).jpg)

>>399761

Nice story, but it seems fabricated.


 No.399763

File: f6d9dcf4deae6fd⋯.jpg (125.95 KB, 850x1124, 425:562, sample_4de72e35b9097e75d9d….jpg)

>>399762

>>399762

Wow rude.

No seriously. No one in slavic shitland is into traps. I was in a few relationships with women that didn't really last long. Probably because they were mentally ill. But never got that far with them.


 No.399764

File: 62bacb6ff5c5dae⋯.jpg (57.97 KB, 300x488, 75:122, 683.jpg)

>>399763

You haven't had sex with your boyfriend yet?


 No.399765

File: a02077bb6ba99bd⋯.jpg (113.77 KB, 824x1200, 103:150, ffe96eca3a5ecad2ee9e35a26e….jpg)

>>399764

He lives across an ocean, man


 No.399766

File: 27aa39acf306c0c⋯.jpg (66.8 KB, 500x298, 250:149, 884.jpg)

>>399765

Oh. This whole time I thought you lived with him. My bad.


 No.399767

File: 512dfef9c549ffa⋯.jpg (383.46 KB, 850x637, 850:637, sample_ac32fc0f59f037e3e2a….jpg)

>>399766

One day, but not any time soon.


 No.399768

File: 0915fd05f4432a6⋯.jpg (30.09 KB, 340x191, 340:191, 69-2.jpg)

>>399767

Now I've made things depressing.


 No.399769

File: a552674646a8fd2⋯.jpg (610.18 KB, 850x1201, 850:1201, sample_c2743aa3299828fedd3….jpg)

>>399768

It's okay, they're always depressing.


 No.399770

File: eb3f9237ee8cf60⋯.jpg (48.71 KB, 340x265, 68:53, 294.jpg)

>>399769

Time to go to bed, depressed. Way to go to me.


 No.399771

File: c1056ea5bc393dc⋯.png (935.31 KB, 1000x1500, 2:3, dd95bc3b15b7a062dadc4e3d77….png)

>>399770

Aww. I'll see ya later, then.


 No.399772

File: 97172254d8cab0e⋯.png (101.1 KB, 395x274, 395:274, fuck me.png)

is that a dead horse I see?

ripe for the beatin


 No.399773

File: 23232a17efbb20e⋯.png (341.08 KB, 625x800, 25:32, 73ae505e0daca462176c7dc9c2….png)

>>399772

But that's rude.


 No.399774

File: 68aead939210878⋯.jpg (79.17 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 783.jpg)

>>399771

Don't die.

>>399772

Go to bed, Rager. You will hear from me soon.


 No.399775

File: c0a60bc277d81b9⋯.jpg (382.61 KB, 905x804, 905:804, sadfvgbhn.jpg)

>>399773

as rude as motley?

>>399774

what's that supposed to mean?

it's vaguely threatening


 No.399776

File: c15d1a09a4b348f⋯.jpg (372.73 KB, 507x900, 169:300, 1804de110ceb01935a98fc5457….jpg)

>>399774

I'm too cute to die.

>>399775

Potentially.


 No.399777

File: 395691bfe8819be⋯.jpeg (72.08 KB, 1280x768, 5:3, received_1389015837816258.jpeg)

Kittycat get!


 No.399778

>dont lurk and post one evening

>everyone shows up and board is in fast modus

>>399777

Nice get and nice cat.

Are you the cat on the pic?


 No.399779


 No.399780

hey everyone, how was your night?


 No.399781

>>399779

Nice.

I knew cat (boys) are real


 No.399783

>>399781

so are cat girls.


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