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Just what you need to make you feel better

File: 6f2ac0ee8343ef7⋯.jpg (144.67 KB, 640x788, 160:197, Tyrannical genocidal BO ge….jpg)

dfb754  No.28940[Reply]

This is the official /newbrit/ meta thread. Post any complaints with moderation, board assets, or filters, etc. here.

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09ed35  No.355945

put the spies filter back in




File: fdc8e56e0881bb2⋯.jpg (97.24 KB, 640x360, 16:9, sheev.jpg)

5422f5  No.1[Reply]

Alberto Barbosa has turned traitor. Angry nativism reigns in /newbritpolitics/. Furthermore, /brit/ is rife with mod treachery. Where then, is a loyal Briton to tun to, on these dark corners of the internet?

BEHOLD!

For out of the sky approaches a new machine, a new board. One that accepts all, so long as they uphold British imageboard culture. A civic nationalist board.

Now, for the rules:

1. No chatrooms shall be allowed but the /brit/ one is there if you want.

2. What I say goes tbh, but don't worry, I'll be lenient.



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ddb1e5  No.357779[Reply]

Brexit: Theresa May scraps £65 fee for EU citizens

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-46950719

Theresa May has scrapped the £65 fee millions of EU citizens were going to have to pay to secure the right to continue living in the UK after Brexit.

>She also vowed to seek changes to the Irish backstop from the EU.

>But she again rejected calls to rule out a "no deal" Brexit - and warned another EU referendum could threaten the UK's "social cohesion".

>Conservative rebels and Labour accused her of being in denial about the scale of opposition to her Brexit deal.

Rolls-Royce vies for UK nuclear role

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-46950292

Rolls-Royce has confirmed it is in talks with Chinese state-run firm China General Nuclear (CGN) over providing essential systems for a new power station in the UK.

>The UK engineering company makes instrumentation and control systems for nuclear reactors.

>The plant will be based at Bradwell, on the River Blackwater in Essex.

>The project is one of three new nuclear schemes in this country in which CGN is centrally involved.

Egypt TV host Mohamed al-Ghiety jailed for interviewing gay man

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-46946612

An Egyptian TV presenter has been sentenced to one year of hard labour for interviewing a gay man last year.

>A court in Giza also fined Mohamed al-Ghiety 3,000 Egyptian pounds ($167; £130) for "promoting homosexuality" on his privately owned LTC TV channel.

>The Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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9d7195  No.358041

>>358040

Nigger


f818e5  No.358042

File: c048f07b427ce03⋯.png (966.28 KB, 672x787, 672:787, boomerjakpathetic.png)

Seriously this.

>No culture because culture is bad

>Attacked from every angle whether it's their race, culture, upbringing

>Society systematically stamping out the family and wholesome sources of community (church, boy scouts, etc)

>Cultural icons only allowed to preach degeneracy and isolation

>Everyone encouraged to self-isolate onto phones/games and never develop social skills

>After 14+ years of mandatory government education children graduate with zero life skills and don't know how to pay taxes or even pump gas

>Parents overwhelmingly don't/can't teach their kids life skills due to a 55%+ divorce rate tearing families apart

>Drugs available in schools only helping the decline

>Brainwashed from birth to become rejects and failures by boomers/gen X'ers who allowed it, then harassed by boomers and X'ers for becoming exactly what boomers and X'ers allowed for

Nothing I hate more than boomers and x'ers spitting on millenials like they're a fluke that got warped into reality by mistake. Millenials are the natural result of an antisocial society created specifically to destroy lives. I just wish the Boomers/X'ers/"""Greatest Generation""" responsible for it all would fucking rot in hell already, the prideful cocksuckers. Set the house on fire and then yell at millenials for trying to put it out.


f818e5  No.358043

File: 21b86c46f3cb8a2⋯.png (274.2 KB, 500x367, 500:367, ClipboardImage.png)

CREAN YOU LOOM BUCKO


a251ec  No.358044

File: e7aa81a938df4bd⋯.jpg (451.27 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1548152420037.jpg)

>>358043

I want her to wash my penis


f818e5  No.358045

File: 311a5f1d4233825⋯.png (236.76 KB, 512x495, 512:495, ClipboardImage.png)




File: 8198ae0a12e38b5⋯.png (407.19 KB, 640x480, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

392167  No.357028[Reply]

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ff5672  No.357778

>>357776

The Phantom Doogler? What is his real identity?


ff5672  No.357780

this thread is over


b057e4  No.357781

>>357778

Who can say? Such a man of mystery.


ff5672  No.357782

any second now


889529  No.357783

>>357774

I have no fucking clue what you are talking about

all I know is that she voice acted for waifuposter's disgusting gay harem fapfic featuring her, neo and pembs and I was really disappointed by her participation in that since I thought she was better than those two




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ddde30  No.356281[Reply]

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e9a996  No.357025

already worshiped the moon tbh


e9a996  No.357026

need a new thread soon


2ec8fb  No.357027

>>357021

yeah it's supposed to be a "super wolf blood moon" or something like that


2d2994  No.357030


abae5b  No.357044

>>357021

It's Yule lass

>>357024

SNEAKY




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fc59c3  No.355526[Reply]

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4451f6  No.356276

>>356271

youre a strange one


000abe  No.356277

>>356276

is NO higher turn on than seeing her turned on. love it!


ac5791  No.356278

>>356274

Did she get killed after telling the guy this?


d77833  No.356279

>>356277

This, if only one of you is enjoying it then what's the point?


4451f6  No.356280

>>356277

women dont get turned on




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27c311  No.354783[Reply]

Brexit: Theresa May meets party leaders to try to break deadlock

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-46901217

Party leaders and senior MPs have been meeting Theresa May to try to find a compromise on Brexit after her withdrawal deal was rejected by MPs.

>But Labour's Jeremy Corbyn called the talks a "stunt" and will not take part unless a "no deal" Brexit is ruled out.

>Senior politicians on all sides have also been meeting with cabinet ministers to try to find a way forward.

>The PM will publish a new plan on Monday with a full debate and key vote scheduled for Tuesday, 29 January.

Nuclear plant in Anglesey suspended by Hitachi

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-46900918

Hitachi has said it will suspend work on a multi-billion-pound UK nuclear project because of rising costs.

>The decision puts thousands of jobs at risk if the £13bn plant at Wylfa Newydd in Anglesey, north Wales, is scrapped.

>The Japanese firm had been in talks with the UK government since June about funding for the project, which was being built by its Horizon subsidiary.

>The government said it had failed to agree terms with Hitachi. The nuclear industry said it was "disappointing".

Tony Blair: No deal Brexit 'catastrophic' for UK

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-politics-46905578/tony-blair-no-deal-brexit-catastrophic-for-uk

>Threatening a no deal Brexit "is a problem for the EU", but a "catastrophe" for the UK, former Prime Minister Tony Blair has told the Today programme.

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60bff0  No.355522

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>>355481

Here, lad


fdc4f9  No.355523

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a1d1f6  No.355524

File: 3f51b56d4bbb105⋯.jpg (23.24 KB, 564x424, 141:106, Jewess 771.jpg)

>>355521

I'm with her


60bff0  No.355525

>>355523

Holy shit clean your room, bucko


78efb8  No.355528




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a2e2be  No.354068[Reply]

Brexit: Theresa May's deal is voted down in historic Commons defeat

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-46885828

Prime Minister Theresa May's Brexit deal has been rejected by 230 votes - the largest defeat for a sitting government in history.

>MPs voted by 432 votes to 202 to reject the deal, which sets out the terms of Britain's exit from the EU on 29 March.

>Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has now tabled a vote of no confidence in the government, which could trigger a general election.

>The confidence vote is expected to be held at about 1900 GMT on Wednesday.

Theresa May is incapable of admitting error or defeat - even in the most humiliating circumstances

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2019/01/15/theresa-may-incapable-admitting-error-defeat-even-humiliating/

>The inevitable words came in the peroration of her brief speech: “It is my duty (to deliver on the Referendum).” This is how Theresa May sees it. We must assume that this sentiment is sincere, however bizarrely, obsessively obtuse it may seem.

Revised UK child citizenship character test 'still poor'

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/jan/15/updated-uk-child-citizenship-good-character-test-still-poor-say-campaigners

Guardian reported last year that hundreds of children had had applications denied

>The government has updated its guidance on how the “good character” requirement should be applied to children in citizenship applications, but campaigners say the move does not go far enough and aPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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ada513  No.354784

File: 278a763371d4922⋯.png (292.38 KB, 678x438, 113:73, ClipboardImage.png)

wish pitbulls weren't so vicious

find them quite cute tbh


475c8c  No.354785

File: c4930e60aeccc95⋯.png (1.04 MB, 1024x1448, 128:181, 1542097514371.png)

>>354776

dw lad I hate my face too

dont think im gonna make a legit tinder profile tbh smh

>>354780

you'd make a mess of her nails lad smh

>>354779

no

>>354778

snifffffffffffffff

>>354784

they are the niggers of the dog world


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f9fc07  No.354787

File: 7645cba0c8cdf5d⋯.jpg (607.25 KB, 1334x750, 667:375, 144565434426524.jpg)

>>354781

Hahahaha.


c00ac9  No.354788

>saw the nurse today, she implied I hadn't washed because I still had my injection plasters on from last week, I stammered 'reference points'

Ironically I had actually washed




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428a20  No.353319[Reply]

Theresa May Admits Blocking Brexit ‘Would Be a Subversion of Our Democracy’

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/01/14/theresa-may-admits-blocking-brexit-would-be-a-subversion-of-our-democracy/

Pro-Brexit Govt Whip Resigns to Vote Against May’s EU Deal

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/01/14/brexiteer-govt-whip-resigns-vote-against-mays-eu-deal/

Theresa May Warns ‘No Brexit’ Is More Likely than ‘No Deal’

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/01/14/theresa-may-warns-no-brexit-more-likely-no-deal/

Afghan Stabs Polish Woman in German Hospital, Killing Unborn Baby

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/01/14/germany-afghan-stabs-pregnant-woman/

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d3f6e8  No.354065

>everyone quietly disappears when I bring up Gundam.

Alright. I'm off for a walk, anyway.


f95576  No.354066

>>354065

been putting groceries away and reading about Alaska


d56149  No.354067

File: dd64375b5d74362⋯.png (247.82 KB, 601x601, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

modern monetary theory is based


d56149  No.354069


f95576  No.354071

File: b706aded01becfa⋯.png (28.53 KB, 1679x128, 1679:128, robots.png)

>starfish-killing robots

the starfish eat coral fyi




File: 411058052133ccd⋯.jpg (91.11 KB, 680x382, 340:191, IMG_3313.JPG)

e7b377  No.352604[Reply]

Migrant boats are now landing in northern England in a change of tactic by people smugglers

Migrants making the perilous journey over the seas into the UK are changing course to avoid capture, it has emerged

>unscrupulous smugglers are sending people in small boats on 200-mile journeys to land in more sparsely populated areas further up the coast

>there have been at least two incidents of men landing in Lincolnshire in the last two months in a noticeable change of tactic

>it is thought they are exploiting the fact that Border Force patrols are so heavily focused on patrolling the English Channel around Kent that they can slip in unnoticed

(12th January 2019)

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/12/migrant-boats-now-changing-course-avoid-bolstered-border-force-patrols-8335358/

Meet the migrants waiting to make their Channel dash

>“tell your Sajid Javid that he will have blood on his hands. We are dying because of him,” one of them shouts across at me, as I visit the site

>Mohammed claims to have already tried to cross the Channel several times by dinghy, with his last attempt coming as recently as several weeks ago; it was an anti-climax, he recalls with a hollow laugh, after the motor on his boat broke down several hundred metres from the French coast and he was quickly picked up by the coastguard

>according to Mohammed and other Iranians in the camp, smugglers and their middlemen live part-time among the migrants and in city town’s hostels, acting with relative impunity; their malign influence over the settlement is clear, with many groups of migrants refusing to speak to me, claiming that if smugglers saw them they could face retribution

(12th January 2019)

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01c98a  No.353316


e59778  No.353317

need fresh bread


49457b  No.353318

File: c6a2919497f9860⋯.png (368.22 KB, 876x960, 73:80, ClipboardImage.png)


4ee268  No.353321


e59778  No.353323

>>353318

wtf I want to invade Iran now




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30b669  No.351961[Reply]

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af55be  No.352601

>cousin with the chink wife is ranting about Brexit on Facebook

>still hasn't thanked us for the Christmas present mummy got (my sister and I had to do the shopping for it tbh) for their little chicken ball


b58567  No.352602

>>352601

blank them tbh


3c8c66  No.352603

File: b94c789ddcb9b08⋯.png (185.59 KB, 626x521, 626:521, 2a25c5b232a3a9421e5e7a04e3….png)

>>352600

Oh he's back


3c8c66  No.352605

>>352601

You gave them food for Christmas?


b9c1c8  No.352606




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8b9615  No.351255[Reply]

Parliament REFUSES Petition to Debate UN Migrant Pact: ‘Already Been Agreed’

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/01/11/parliament-refuses-petition-debate-migrant-pact-already-agreed/

Paranoia: Macron Govt Wonders if Italy, ‘Foreign Powers’ Funding Yellow Vests

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/01/11/macron-party-mp-floats-idea-foreign-powers-funding-violent-yellow-vests/

‘European Spring’: Italy’s Salvini Building Alliance with Poland to ‘Save Europe’

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/01/10/european-spring-italys-salvini-building-alliance-with-poland-to-save-europe/

Macron Govt: Yellow Vests Have Destroyed 60 Percent of France’s Speed Cameras

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/01/10/macron-govt-yellow-vests-destroyed-60-percent-french-speed-cameras/

Brexit Was a Crazed, Sinister, Disastrous Plot, Explains Cumberbatch TV Drama

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/01/10/delingpole-brexit-crazed-sinister-disastrous-plot-explains-cumberbatch-tv-drama/

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fb778e  No.351957

>4-5 days for a delivery

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH


fcc4cd  No.351958

File: ad70ba963293973⋯.png (66.71 KB, 296x715, 296:715, (you).png)

good knight


6ef12d  No.351959

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6ef12d  No.351960

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8b9615  No.351963




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3e502a  No.350534[Reply]

British Yellow Vest Who Heckled Pro-EU MP Purged by Facebook, PayPal

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/01/09/british-yellow-vest-heckled-pro-eu-mp-purged-facebook-paypal/

Swedish Police Recover Hundreds of Explosives During Grenade ‘Amnesty’ – But No Grenades

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/01/09/swedish-police-find-explosives-no-grenades-during-amnesty/

Trump Clips EU’s Wings: Bloc Realises Its ‘Ambassador’ Downgraded Without Notice

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/01/08/trump-clips-eus-wings-bloc-realises-its-ambassador-downgraded-without-notice/

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2c109e  No.351252

shouldnt have gave birth to me if she doesnt like it tbh


d0b1da  No.351253

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Look at this travel thot whining.


2c109e  No.351254

>>351253

what an ugly munter


3e502a  No.351257




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f92781  No.349844[Reply]

'We lost nearly £10k to TV licence scammers'

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-46765681

When Jerry Tack received an email saying the TV licence needed paying, he didn't think twice about it.

>Nothing seemed suspicious about the website he clicked on, so he entered his bank details - and began a chain of events that would lose him £9,900.

>Jerry, from Hampshire, was among thousands contacted in what police called a "particularly nasty" fraud.

>But the banks say they cannot reimburse customers who have mistakenly authorised payments to fraudsters.

Brexit: Date for vote on Theresa May's deal confirmed

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-46777987

MPs will vote on Theresa May's Brexit deal on Tuesday, 15 January, government sources have confirmed.

>The Commons vote was called off last month by the PM, who was facing defeat, but sources have told the BBC the vote will not be delayed again.

>It is also understood the government will set out further reassurances on the controversial backstop.

>Meanwhile, more than 200 MPs have signed a letter to Theresa May, urging her to rule out a no-deal Brexit.

Surrey train stabbing: Suspect Darren Pencille refuses to enter plea, claiming he is 'paranoid'

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/01/07/man-accused-stabbing-fellow-passenger-death-commuter-train-refuses/

>A man accused of the fatal stabbing of a fellow train passenger refused to stand and did not enter a plea as he appeared in court this morning.

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1d9ced  No.350536

>>350533

Just do it anyway you nigger, what the fuck are they going to do?


2b45b0  No.350537

File: f0d35e73609b027⋯.png (122.29 KB, 750x1000, 3:4, tardjak22.png)

>complaining about middle aged women doing zumba too loud last night

>can't even bear to smack some hammers and nails together in a shed or whatever

lad…


412025  No.350538

test


2b45b0  No.350539

File: 57d2ff5f0417925⋯.png (185.28 KB, 1228x1150, 614:575, smh2.png)

hello bertie


ff6d19  No.350541




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3d1d8d  No.349116[Reply]

HMS Mersey, migrants and the Royal Navy

After declaring a “major incident” the Home Secretary has formally requested assistance from the MoD to deal with a growing number of migrants attempting to enter the UK by crossing the English Channel in small boats

>he Home office will pay the MoD the approximately £20,000 per day it costs to operate the ship and she will remain on station until relieved by the two UK Border Force cutters returning from the Mediterranean; it is unclear how long this will take, HMC Seeker is currently alongside in Gibraltar and HMC Protector is in the harbour at Mytilini on the Greek island of Lesbos

>for HMS Mersey, conducting surveillance a few miles away from Portsmouth and in partnership with other UK government agencies is not especially demanding or a big departure from normal OPV duties; should she be involved in rescuing migrants from small boats and delivering them into UK ports that would be something different and probably attract a storm of controversy

>it is reassuring the RN is ready and able to bolster the UK Border force for a short period when needed; this ‘crisis’ has shown there is a shortage of both RN and UKBF patrol assets which needs to be addressed but even if better equipped, neither of these agencies can solve the problem of migration, which is a global issue requiring joined-up international agreements

(4th January 2019)

https://www.savetheroyalnavy.org/hms-mersey-migrants-and-the-royal-navy/

Reality Check: Who rescues migrants in the Channel?

>the number of migrants crossing the English Channel by boat is small - it pales in comparison to those making the perilous journey across the Mediterranean - but there has been a small spike in crossings in recent months

>in 2018, the Home Office says 539 people attempted to travel to the UK on small boats; of these, 434 (around 80%) made their attempts in the last three months of the year

>it's the Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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99bda3  No.349841

File: 035bca0fd4bb198⋯.jpg (325.02 KB, 2463x1648, 2463:1648, depression.jpg)

>>349839

>Stefan Karl

Fuck me I forgot about that.


3160dd  No.349842

File: a95c2e3263d782e⋯.jpg (31.5 KB, 750x546, 125:91, a95c2e3263d782e20453c1987d….jpg)

NEW THREAD NEEDED


3160dd  No.349843

>>349833

night lad, no movies tonight?


34b11c  No.349845


ed53bf  No.349846

File: 5bac8255785222b⋯.jpg (70.73 KB, 680x850, 4:5, Queen Jew 79.jpg)

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