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Just what you need to make you feel better

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dfb754  No.28940[Reply]

This is the official /newbrit/ meta thread. Post any complaints with moderation, board assets, or filters, etc. here.

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43c1e6  No.300165

the board is closed hereby until further notice

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5422f5  No.1[Reply]

Alberto Barbosa has turned traitor. Angry nativism reigns in /newbritpolitics/. Furthermore, /brit/ is rife with mod treachery. Where then, is a loyal Briton to tun to, on these dark corners of the internet?


For out of the sky approaches a new machine, a new board. One that accepts all, so long as they uphold British imageboard culture. A civic nationalist board.

Now, for the rules:

1. No chatrooms shall be allowed but the /brit/ one is there if you want.

2. What I say goes tbh, but don't worry, I'll be lenient.

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a3f07b  No.300167[Reply]

I've locked all the threads, and I've disabled the ability to create new threads without administrative permissions. Effectively locking the board, for everyone that isn't a mod or an admin. Some of you appear to desperately want to have your own space, but don't seem to be very keen on creating it or running it yourself, but now with the closure of this board you'll have to make do without it. I find this to be the right decision as I'd rather not delete this board no matter how much some of you yearn for its destruction. I've been a member of the brit/politics/ community for maybe three or five years now, and I still fondly remember our old board as that strange /pol/ alternative that we just took over. Feel free to still use the cytube or Bongo Bongo Land, however I will not. It was a pleasure posting here and occasionally on /brit/ with you all, but I think we've all been due a long break for a while now, and maybe after that I'll reopen the board. Any copycat boards will not be officially approved by me, nor will I make a secret board or Bongo Bongo Land.

Vanlad, britposter, Pembs, and any other MIA posters who might read this in the future, sorry it had to end like this.

If you wish to contact me for any reason, you can reach me on Bongo Bongo Land @Anprimo#5352 and I'll eventually respond.

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ed001b  No.299493[Reply]

Seven Wounded, Including Two British Tourists in Paris Knife Attack


Sweden Election: Populists Win Biggest Ever Vote Share, Ruling Leftists Have Worst Result in 100 Years


Trump Salutes Kim for N.Korean Parade Without Nuclear Missiles


GOP Rep: Ocasio-Cortez Resorted to Racism, Sexism, Socialism to Win Democratic Nomination


Pink Floyd Extremist Roger Waters Leads Call to Boycott Eurovision in Israel


Serbian President Vows to Protect Ethnic Serbs in Kosovo After Visit Disrupted by Albanian RoadblocksPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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1bc683  No.300159

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You mean you have had quite enough of me.

If you really want druid/pol/ 2.0 with 3~ semi active IPs with the same circular conversations and ideas then I can't stop you but it's going to bore everyone else away from this community.


>Quality over quantity

t. Alberto Barbosa

How could you forget your own teachings so quickly? >>1

978081  No.300160


even /brit/ is better than this

919306  No.300161

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Homos need to drink this up, it'll make their fannies rot off and cocks grow back

85184e  No.300163

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Before I get permabanned forever I'll just point out that race mixers are on Anprim's list too >>300116

He's coming for you civic posters next.

978081  No.300164

I'm actually just going to lock the entire board.

this will the last post for the foreseeable future, regular broadcasting will resume in due time

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8f5da9  No.298750[Reply]

Justin Trudeau: New Trade Deal Must Protect Canadian Cultural Sovereignty and Identity


>Prime Minister Justin Trudeau insisted he will not agree to any new trade pact with the United States that doesn’t protect Canadian sovereignty and identity.

>“It is inconceivable to Canadians that an American network might buy Canadian media affiliates, whether it’s newspapers or TV stations or TV networks. It would be a giving up of our sovereignty and our identity and that is something that we will simply not accept,” Trudeau said in a press conference on Tuesday.”We’ve made it very clear that defending that cultural exemption is something fundamental to Canadians.”

>Canadian officials have lately adopted an adamantly nationalist stance in trade negotiations, with Canada’s foreign minister Chrystia Freeland pointing out that she is “paid in Canadian dollars.” “We are always going to stand up for the national interest and Canadian values,” Freeland said Friday.

U.S. Promises to ‘Respond Swiftly’ if Assad Uses Chemical Weapons in Idlib


>The White House on Tuesday issued a clear warning to Syrian President Bashar al-Assad that he must not use chemical weapons during the massive assault on Idlib province he is expected to launch in the coming days.

>The White House statement warned Assad and his allies against the “reckless escalation of an already tragic conflict” that would risk hundreds of thousands of civilian lives.

>“Let us be clear, it remains our firm stance Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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62c077  No.299491


morning big dog

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89f354  No.299494

File: ca043b073ce391e⋯.png (115.04 KB, 1000x980, 50:49, devilishly banterous.png)

isn't "big dog" a clothing brand for mega fatties keeeeeeek

e9ce09  No.299496


you'd know

8f5da9  No.299497

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f92474  No.298085[Reply]

boomers being boomers in the news

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eb3760  No.298762

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lmao that looks like ting tong from little britain


thanks lad

pic related it's me

eb3760  No.298763

File: 6389b67ccb981fa⋯.png (156.37 KB, 439x545, 439:545, largepepe.png)

might actually be the same size as 22st is currently

at least I was good all week except for today

2c8d5f  No.298764

it was so fucking hot today in Shartica, 90 degrees Fahrenheit and more humid than it gets in Britain for sure. now there's a nice thunderstorm so it should cool down though

c25d84  No.298765

>somethingelse killing defenceless animals cruelly with incest killer

Wow so Christian of you lad. moron just like most of your other posts

btw jock0 should be permabanned on sight for his gay/pedo porn posting

f92474  No.298766

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aa930a  No.297395[Reply]

news will return

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602cf8  No.298081


>the trousers with ten leg holes so the police will never seperate you from your buddies

gets me every time

aa930a  No.298082

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what colour was the lipstick

df6711  No.298083

fucking hell she thinks that soreen malt loaf is healthy because it has low fat

963cfd  No.298084

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aa930a  No.298087

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791176  No.296723[Reply]

the news sucks again

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791176  No.297394

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>ban wessie


15db6b  No.297396


>>ban Wessex

Ban you instead tbh

791176  No.297398

3b5129  No.297401


>A new thread 100 posts early

Seems a bit premature.

28f028  No.297402

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48dc83  No.295998[Reply]

moderator put some stuff here like you do normally

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9ccb26  No.296720

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you too smh, I can't tell how much of your personality is larping and how much is trolling

who is the real somethingelse, tell me about him

334f7f  No.296721


bullying is all about building up the stronger and beating down the weak. it's a perfectly legitimate social mechanism

absence of bullying has created the modern day soy boys

3aa6e4  No.296722


>who is the real somethingelse, tell me about them

No. :-)

9ccb26  No.296725

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f64aa7  No.295236[Reply]

UK's 'no-deal' Brexit plans warn of credit card fees

>Brexit Secretary Dominic Raab has set out what he called "practical and proportionate" advice in case the UK leaves the EU without a deal

>the guidance includes instructions for businesses who could face extra paperwork at borders and contingency plans to avoid medicine shortages

>Britons visiting the EU could also face extra credit card charges


Ban diesel cars from cities, say half of UK drivers in poll

>more than half of UK motorists think diesel cars should be banned from urban areas due to air pollution concerns, according to a new opinion poll

>the proportion backing a ban rose to 80% when drivers were asked if diesel cars should be excluded from areas around schools and hospitals. Nearly a third said diesels should be banned from all roads

>concern about the harm caused by air pollution was high, with 70% of drivers believing that exhaust fumes in their area were damaging their health. The poll was conducted online with 2,000 people by Censuswide for Slater and Gordon, a law firm that is representing 45,000 motorists in a group-action lawsuit against Volkswagen over the emissions scandal


UK government seeks to soothe City’s no-deal Brexit fears

>UK ministers have reiterated a commitment to ensuring European firms in the City of London can operate as normal for three years in the event of a no-deal Brexit

>the guidance — published on Thursday in one of a number of sector-specific documents — comes with politicians, regulators and major City insPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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f7bb93  No.295993

why cant people understand that i want to be alone for a long time?

30798c  No.295994

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I gave you half an hour, was that long enough?

f7bb93  No.295995

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how about 1 year

34f528  No.295996

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f7bb93  No.295997

make a new thread someone

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b33dc8  No.294438[Reply]

edit this into a proper one

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dc5b79  No.295231

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This is a great cover.

ab3b21  No.295232

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uwaaaa thanks lad

dc5b79  No.295233


>Turn that feeling into fuel


dc5b79  No.295234

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Nice pic.

I'm still finding my Constanze OC on random websites in different languages, last one was Polish.😊

5cf91b  No.295235

File: 2a1552dfdcd7009⋯.webm (1.63 MB, 640x360, 16:9, the west.webm)

is there hope, lads?

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dcafd6  No.293075[Reply]

Crash at London’s Parliament treated as terrorist incident – Met police


Jeremy Corbyn 'wreath laying' attacked by Israeli PM


Labour MP Fiona Onasanya accused of lying about speeding to face trial


Migrant rescue ship Aquarius to be stripped of Gibraltar registration


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72596a  No.294433


are you a posh farmer?

3cf6f0  No.294434


Was that the battle where he won anyway? From what I've ready Yi sounded like an impressive lad.


I think vanlad covered this already: the Jews want us to hate each other so the answer is to have lots of sex with other instead or something. I don't claim to understand the intricate nuances of eciviteric philosophy.

4d32ae  No.294435

File: d6a91fee6e793fd⋯.jpg (56.72 KB, 493x652, 493:652, Anime_01.jpg)


I want my kids to look like me.

72596a  No.294436


you have to actually have kids in the first place

5271d9  No.294437

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yeah it was 13 vs 333 and he won the absolute unit

never go full civic tho

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40a549  No.293685



What you up to lad?

9a0716  No.293686


10kg curl is what i reached the other day but i've changed to lower weight[bout 7.5] higher reps[15+] tbh


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40a549  No.293689


You can't tell me what to do

40a549  No.293690


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25bbdd  No.292189[Reply]

The Beginning of the End Of WWI: Amiens, 1918

>“Keep your mouth shut!”; that was the less-than-subtle notice pasted into the pay books of British soldiers in the run-up to the offensive near the French town of Amiens that would start on 8th August, 1918

>the main architect of the Amiens assault, Fourth Army Commander General Sir Henry Rawlinson, was aiming to create a diversion, dispatching two Canadian battalions north to Mount Kemmel, in Flanders, the main stomping ground for the BEF the previous year

>in all, there were around 30 Allied divisions, two-thirds of them British Empire and one-third French, going up against about half as many German units


3000 people gather to mark the centenary of the Battle of Amiens

>His Royal Highness The Duke of Cambridge and the Prime Minister joined 3,000 guests to mark the centenary of the Battle of Amiens

>two thousand guests watched the service from inside the Cathedral, including hundreds of descendants of those who fought; a further 1,200 members of the public watched from the Cathedral square

>in a speech, HRH The Duke of Cambridge paid tribute to those who served in the battle one hundred years ago and the cooperation between the Allied nations


WW1 centenary: William and PM mark Battle of Amiens

>the Duke of Cambridge and the prime minister have attended commemorations in northern France to mark the centenary of the Battle of Amiens - the beginning of the end of World War One

>in a reading, the duke said he was "delighted" to mark the centenary in tPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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e49ffc  No.292930


lmao my arms are the opposite of his

skinny wrists and big biceps smh no matter what i do i have skinny wrists

46537f  No.292931

So many lads on brit be talkin bout thots lacking modesty

all I be saying is that I suspect they're just afraid of having a smaller willy than the lad his lass previously was shaggin


I fucking bet

I remember the last time I ate fried lettuce and that shit was the bomb. how can such a dull leaf attain so much flavour still baffles me

46537f  No.292932


have you tried grip training

like fat gripz on a deadlift

e49ffc  No.292935


i only use dumbbells


all food has flavour

but we are dulled as a species, our taste is not what it used to be

it is men to blame for thottery tbqh, /shit/ is just as guilty for the degradation of society as anyone else

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19c28c  No.291451[Reply]

the news sucks so no links today

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5b2aa6  No.292186


having a good time there lad?

aa3cf6  No.292187

File: 74e8280db634c8d⋯.png (934 KB, 1541x951, 1541:951, eta mnoga.png)


A very good time, slavperium is on its way, if you catch my drift


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7103b9  No.292190

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5b2aa6  No.292191

hope vanlad comes back soon tbh

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