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Just what you need to make you feel better

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dfb754  No.28940[Reply]

This is the official /newbrit/ meta thread. Post any complaints with moderation, board assets, or filters, etc. here.

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93c74f  No.435948

*Nudges thread into existence*

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5422f5  No.1[Reply]

Alberto Barbosa has turned traitor. Angry nativism reigns in /newbritpolitics/. Furthermore, /brit/ is rife with mod treachery. Where then, is a loyal Briton to tun to, on these dark corners of the internet?


For out of the sky approaches a new machine, a new board. One that accepts all, so long as they uphold British imageboard culture. A civic nationalist board.

Now, for the rules:

1. No chatrooms shall be allowed but the /brit/ one is there if you want.

2. What I say goes tbh, but don't worry, I'll be lenient.

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19cbfa  No.435947[Reply]

HERE COMES THE SUN UK weather forecast – Health warning as ‘dangerous’ 33C heatwave from Saharan bubble to sweep in this weekend


MET Office forecasters have warned of a "danger to life" as a 33C African heatwave sweeps in this weekend.

>The Saharan scorcher has emergency services 'on alert' with healthcare professionals working around the clock to "ensure readiness" for the blistering weather.

>A Met Office health advice page warned: "Healthcare services will be working to ensure readiness and swift action to reduce harm from a potential heatwave.

>"Heatwaves can be dangerous, especially for the very young or very old or those with chronic disease."

UK weather forecast: Met Office issues 'danger to life' warning for 50mph winds


The severe weather warning from the Met Office says gusts could reach as high as 50mph, threatening to disrupt travel

>The Met Office has issued a wind warning for part of the UK with gusts of 50mph expected to batter towns for 36 hours.

>The yellow warning for wind is in place across Devon and Cornwall in south-west England.

>Forecasters have warned that road, rail, air and ferry transport will "likely" be disrupted by strong winds.

==BREAKING: Iran's President Rouhani mocks President Trump, says the White House is "afflicted by mental retardation."==-


big if true

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1933b0  No.436410


>le rock lee maymay

that just fucks your joints afaik

just lift heavy and eat big, you'll improve


(checking butt cheek dubs)

good lad

c1b8a9  No.436411

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>just lift heavy and eat big, you'll improve

oh.. like you?

19cbfa  No.436412

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>insulting rock lee

ba29e1  No.436413



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9cbeb9  No.435250[Reply]

Cyprus Govt ‘Certain’ Turkey Trafficking Migrants Into EU via Occupied North En Masse


Man Arrested at ‘James Bond 25’ Film Studio After Placing Camera in Women’s Toilets


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859f4c  No.435944

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State police are being sent to track down some GOP senators who refuse to vote on an opposition bill, and in response right wing militia's are threatening the state government in their defense. Crazy stuff, reminds me of the sort of behaviour that precluded the civil war.

fd2254  No.435945

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>all of the people who use trips are filtered again

How strange, it's almost like they're called tripfaggots and have been historically mocked and derided for a reason… Really makes me think.

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06fbc1  No.435964

>new synth arrived today

phat tbh

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26e78b  No.434565[Reply]

In "Stunning Blow" To Erdogan, Opposition Candidate Takes Istanbul By Huge Margin


US Carries Out Cyber-Attacks on Iran



Acting DHS Chief 'Sabotaged' ICE Raids By Leaking Plan To Washington Post


The Drone Iran Shot Down Is A Quarter Billion Dollar Surveillance Monster


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ee71b9  No.435249

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yuh yuh nigga nigga yuh

8f9de7  No.435251

feel like ms paint should be updated to include more basic features

shouldn't have to download a professional photo editor just to make a few blurs and warps

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ee71b9  No.435253

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8032ea  No.435255


salutely baste

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3e107a  No.433862[Reply]

UK weather forecast: 24C scorcher to be followed by 60 HOURS of thunderstorms


Heavy rain and severe thunderstorms that have sparked a three-day Met Office weather warning will follow a sunny start to the weekend

>A sunny start to the weekend will be quickly forgotten as Britain is hit by yet more storm chaos with a 60-hour long weather warning.

>The Met Office has warned thunderstorms, heavy rain and lightning will strike large swathes of the UK on Sunday after a warm and dry start to the weekend.

>Saturday will see sunny spells and feel warm for much of the country with highs of 24C in London.

Police called to Boris Johnson's home after 'shouting and slamming' heard by neighbour


POLICE were called to the London home of Tory leadership candidate Boris Johnson and his partner Carrie Symonds, after shouting and banging was reportedly heard.

>Neighbours called the police after hearing shouting and banging in Camberwell, south London, they said. A neighbour claimed to have heard “slamming and banging”, they told the Guardian. Police were called early yesterday morning to investigate the incident.

>A Metropolitan Police statement said: "At 00:24hrs on Friday, 21 June police responded to a call from a local resident in the SE5 area of Camberwell.

>"The caller was concerned for the welfare of a female neighbour.

Windrush victim dies with no apology or compensation

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7b64bf  No.434563


I'm making one

3a49f5  No.434564

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6bf9a7  No.434567

File: 63100facb790058⋯.jpg (527.63 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 1561309274330.jpg)


what do you mean?


im fixing myself


>You are not and never will be female. You will not ever convince anyone

I've been gendered female in the past. I'm not saying I'll pass 100% of the time ofc

>you will never have a moral partner. Your future is anal fissures, AIDs, HIV

I don't want anyone near me so all of that is irrelevant

>and perhaps a never-healing ever-leaking axe wound in place of functioning natural genitalia

I disagree with your description

>indulging in a fantasy that you will never fulfill.

I'm sorry you don't have the capability to do what you want in life


what do you mean? are you saying in general Scottish women look like shit?


Yous started this, not me


Be nice, Spic is a good lad

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5f0166  No.434569

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3a158d  No.433157[Reply]

Clean electricity overtaking fossil fuels in Britain


For the first time since the Industrial Revolution, Britain is obtaining more power from zero-carbon sources than fossil fuels.

>The milestone has been passed for the first five months of 2019.

>National Grid says clean energy has nudged ahead with 48% of generation, against 47% for coal and gas.

>The rest is biomass burning. The transformation reflects the precipitous decline of coal energy, and a boom from wind and solar.

UK weather forecast – 32C SCORCHER as ‘Spanish plume’ smothers Britain in heat… but thunderstorms to return next week


BRITS are bracing for a scorcher next week as the mercury soars to 32C and a "Spanish plume" smothers the UK in heat.

>But it's not quite BBQ weather yet, as the humidity will bring a high risk of thundery bursts of rain.

>As the continent basks in highs of over 40C, we will feel the benefit - with hot air coming westwards.

>Next Wednesday and Thursday are set to be the hottest of the year so far with the mercury tipping over the 30C mark.

Brexit Party MEP Rees-Mogg ‘Thrown out’ of EU Parliament for Carrying Camera


New Brexit Party MEP Annunziata Rees-Mogg has claimed that she was “thrown out” of the European Parliament for carrying a Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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dfe3e6  No.433859





BO get to work lad we need a new thread

d2d6c8  No.433860

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>he has a midge folder too

1d5363  No.433861

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I'd like to keep a midge folder in real life. Imagine working in an office with some malformed mutant manlets, their high-pitched voices irritating you ten hours a day, five days a week… One day I'd just open up a filing cabinet, and cram a midget right in there under a manila paper divider, then lock it up. I'd do that with every filing cabinet, and go about the office work in peace, comforted with the tinny and distorted wails of the midges, slowly suffocating under the weight of beaurocracy…

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d262c1  No.433907

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>grouping people together without regard for history and ethnicity is bad

>unrestricted open borders immigration is good

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68c6e4  No.432375[Reply]

Slightly early thread because all the thread makers are going to bed.

‘Words Have Consequences’: Antisemitic Writing of Imam Invited By BBC to Question Tory Leaders Revealed


Migrant Convicted of Public Masturbation on Paris Train Will Not Face Deportation


Trump Creates Doubts About What He Would Attack Iran Over


Fox's Tucker Carlson Privately Advising Trump Against War With Iran: Report


Taliban: US Has Accepted Full Withdrawal From Afghanistan


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94e5db  No.433152

i am naughty boi

94e5db  No.433153

i am do naughty boi activity

94e5db  No.433154

like shit up end of fred to end fred

94e5db  No.433155

hi nick lowles

cf648a  No.433158

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938a12  No.432393

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Correct, I didn't know they still belonged to denmark but I guess it makes sense

>all their women move to Denmark so they import Thai brides.

wew women are pathetic smh i guess they cant handle the lack of boutique cosmetics and clothes shops

938a12  No.432394

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>posting brown pokemon girl

What happened to anglo lasses are superior, lass

9965db  No.432395

hope you fellas enjoyed that

8f69f0  No.432396


It's the lack of education options and attractive men that drives them away.


She is anglo, she's a native of pokemon britain.

8f69f0  No.432397

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e0afb4  No.431015[Reply]

UK weather forecast: Britain set for storm hell before 29C heatwave - Met Office warning


THE MET Office has issued severe weather warnings with Britain set to be battered by thunder, lightning and hailstorms - days before flooding will be mopped up by a scorching heatwave.

>Britons could suffer more travel chaos as thunderstorms pave the way for a 29C heatwave set for this weekend, which will bathe all of the UK in balmy weather, officially kicking off a delayed great British summertime. Until then, forecasters have urged UK residents to take extra care when travelling as a huge chunk of England is about to be hit by floods brought on by torrential rain. A severe weather warning has been issued from the south west of England up to as far as Hull.

>The Met Office warned: “There is a small chance that homes and businesses could be flooded quickly, with damage to some buildings from floodwater, lightning strikes, hail or strong winds.

>“Where flooding or lightning strikes occur, there is a chance of delays and some cancellations to train and bus service.”

‘ISIS Beatles’ terrorist demands family be allowed to live in UK - ‘I am British!’


BRITAIN’S most senior living Islamic State terrorist has a secret family in Syria – but wants them to live in the UK.

>But despite having had his British citizenship revoked for his crimes, the jailed terrorist claims he is still “as British as anyone else”. Speaking from inside a swelteringly hot complex at a secret base in North Syria, Kotey yesterdPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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5493ab  No.431703

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the brap tables have turned…

202215  No.431704

>braps start smelling like cat and dog braps

So this is the power of keto

202215  No.431705


Is this good?



5493ab  No.431707


only time will tell but I think Nige is very naive to think the Tories wouldn't just backstab him like they did Clegg

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34583a  No.430254[Reply]

MEP Withdraws Allegation, Apologises After Accusing Brexit Party of Being Money Laundering Front


A Scottish Nationalist member of the European Parliament has apologised and agreed to pay legal costs after accusing the Brexit Party of being a “money laundering front” after the European Union elections that party won.

<Alyn Smith, a representative for the Scotland electoral region of the European Union for the Scottish Nationalist Party — a left-wing nationalist group which campaigns to break up the United Kingdom, intending to subsume Scotland into a federal European superstate — apologised Monday, the Brexit Party revealed in a statement.

<The apology came after comments made by Smith in May, when speaking on British broadcaster Sky News the politician accused the party of being “shysters”. Alledging criminal misconduct, Smith said:

Tory leadership race: Contenders clash over Brexit


Contenders to replace Theresa May as Conservative leader have clashed over delivering Brexit during a TV debate.

<The MPs argued over whether a new deal could be renegotiated with the EU, and the prospect of a no-deal Brexit.

<Boris Johnson came under fire for not taking part in the Channel 4 debate but defended his stance, suggesting it would "be slightly cacophonous".

<His leadership bid has been backed by Health Secretary Matt Hancock, who dropped out of the race on Friday.

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40a324  No.431011

I'll call you Three Bulges from now on smdh

025ead  No.431012


tbh finding bulges aesthetic is an indicator of gayness

1a795c  No.431013

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Keek I like it.

I wish I had never gotten fat smh. I'll never look this smooth and slim smh

473578  No.431014

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no self-awareness

cadc6a  No.431016

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ab74d6  No.429529[Reply]


>Donald Trump attacks Sadiq Khan over London violence


<US President Donald Trump has once again criticised London Mayor Sadiq Khan, calling him a "national disgrace" who is destroying the UK's capital.

<His comments came after five violent attacks in London in less than 24 hours left three men dead and three injured.

<In response, Mr Khan's spokesman said the mayor's thoughts were with the victims' families and he "is not going to waste his time responding to this sort of tweet".

<The mayor was focused on supporting the city's communities and "over-stretched" emergency services, he added.

<Mr Corbyn tweeted in defence of Mr Khan, saying he was "rightly supporting the police to do their job while Katie Hopkins spreads hateful and divisive rhetoric".

<These three deaths take the total number of homicides in London in 2019 to 56. Official data shows that this time last year there had been 82 deaths - and 2018 was ultimately the worst year on record in the city for a decade.

>Hong Kong protest 'largest in 30 years'


<Nearly two million people have taken part in a mass protest in Hong Kong against a controversial extradition bill, organisers say.

<The number has not been independently verified. If confirmed, it would be the largest protest there since 1989.

<The masses turned out despite the suspension of the bill - which would allow extradition from Hong Kong to mainland China - on Saturday.

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ed7f24  No.430251


Scouse is THE British accent

35fcc2  No.430252

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>taigs are british

109eef  No.430253

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>a month of not being on

>2 messages

>actually 0 messages because the messages I got were conversations I started that they ended/blocked me

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aba2cd  No.429526

glad the (hide) button exists.

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0df830  No.429528

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aba2cd  No.429530


new thread

aba2cd  No.429531

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now we wait… for someone to make a better thread

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00c025  No.428054[Reply]

Brexit: UK government in "pretty good shape" for no deal says top civil servant


UK weather: Five hundred train passengers stranded on board for eight hours after tracks flood


Change UK applies to change name after legal dispute


SUNSHINE AFTER THE RAIN UK weather forecast – Sun to return with 25C heat next week…but only after weekend washout


Chuka Umunna joins the Lib Dems after quitting Change UK


UK's special forces set for new Russia mission


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5a3292  No.428791

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Not only kino, but redpilled too!

5a3292  No.428792

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Playing tonight at 8pm

Unironically a decent film

00c025  No.428793

new thread needed

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000b4e  No.426962[Reply]

Delingpole: Boris Is Looking More and More Like Britain’s Next Prime Minister


BBC defends Jo Brand over 'battery acid' joke


EU Commission, Germany: New Prime Minister Cannot Change Brexit Deal


Brexit: MPs reject Labour plan for no-deal vote


Brexit: UK firms 'not even close to ready' for no deal


UK weather: flood warnings in place as rail services disrupted


BBC's Laura Kuenssberg confirms 'UK leaving on October 31' but has warning for Leavers

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93f88c  No.428072

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your welcome.

6ff415  No.428073

stop it

5d0fb6  No.428074

Last post because I was shopping tbh

93f88c  No.428075

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just lock the thread, lol.

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