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Just what you need to make you feel better

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dfb754 No.28940[Reply]

This is the official /newbrit/ meta thread. Post any complaints with moderation, board assets, or filters, etc. here.

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4ec53e No.267928

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO




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5422f5 No.1[Reply]

Alberto Barbosa has turned traitor. Angry nativism reigns in /newbritpolitics/. Furthermore, /brit/ is rife with mod treachery. Where then, is a loyal Briton to tun to, on these dark corners of the internet?

BEHOLD!

For out of the sky approaches a new machine, a new board. One that accepts all, so long as they uphold British imageboard culture. A civic nationalist board.

Now, for the rules:

1. No chatrooms shall be allowed but the /brit/ one is there if you want.

2. What I say goes tbh, but don't worry, I'll be lenient.



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4dc77b No.270447[Reply]

This Week

Well you know what's happened c'mon

Cuba plane crash leaves more than 100 dead

>More than 100 people have died after a Boeing 737 airliner crashed near Cuba's main airport in Havana, the country's worst air disaster in decades

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-44176899

Royal Bloodline crash leaves more than 1000 years tradition spoilt

>More than 1000 fucks have fucked after a Jungle nigger got into British Royalty, the country's worst coon toon in decades

www.AnyWebsite.com/news/read_the_line_above_cunt

Anne Frank's 'dirty jokes' found in hidden diary pages

>Two new pages from Anne Frank's diary have been published, containing a handful of dirty jokes and her thoughts on sex

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-44133453

German rappers in anti-Semitism lyrics row to visit Auschwitz

>Two rappers whose lyrics about the Holocaust provoked an outcry in Germany have accepted an invitation to visit the death camp

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-43987166?intlink_from_url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/topics/c34vxewp0ykt/the-holocaust&link_location=live-reporting-story

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335f7f No.270941

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f6704b No.270942

File: 45d9b66cac289fd⋯.webm (1.43 MB, 542x270, 271:135, HEART IS.webm)

>>270934

CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDD


778f61 No.270943

>>270922

you been on the r9k alcoholism general?


d3a601 No.270944

Popping in post coitus just to use that word tbh

,>>270929

Sadly not much, its been in small chunks since before Christmas

To make things worse multiple vehicles have broken and cost a fuck load of money I could have used to advertise and quote for jobs

Got a few decent contracts in the next few months but not enough to survive

Going to do part time for someone else I reckon, like 2 days a week

>

Unironically will apply for one of those tbf


d3a601 No.270945




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081a59 No.269718[Reply]

Royal SNUB! Is Princess Eugenie set to MISS OUT on Meghan’s AMAZING wedding gift? miss her tbh

https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/961502/Royal-wedding-2018-Princess-Eugenie-Meghan-Markle-York-Cottage-wedding-gift-royal-snub

Royal wedding 2018: Prince Charles to walk Meghan down the aisle

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-44168082

Mum Makes Life-size Cake Versions of Meghan and Harry!

https://the-motherload.co.uk/mum-makes-life-size-cake-versions-of-meghan-and-harry/

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d80d27 No.270444

mmmmmmmmmffffffffffffff

IM NNOOOOOCCCCCLLLEAAAAA UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


ab1bcb No.270445

>>270444

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM WYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLD


d80d27 No.270446

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH


d80d27 No.270448

File: 5cfb126f7482f3a⋯.jpg (147.26 KB, 975x1390, 195:278, Smile 16.jpg)


d80d27 No.270449

File: d79e8d19d0528e4⋯.jpg (269.98 KB, 975x1390, 195:278, Snacks 2.jpg)




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6fdb5b No.265826[Reply]

Just curious. What are your guys take on American-UK migration? I've always wanted to visit my ancestral homeland but I'd never go if I were not welcome.

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fe958a No.265830

File: e10f1be812d0e8b⋯.jpg (112.85 KB, 1300x680, 65:34, burining-flag.jpg)


7ce4b9 No.265889

Go to London.


a89526 No.266029

>>265889

This. It needs more diversity.


e6c246 No.270029

Lol at least I'm allowed to own a longbow and bodkins in addition to my unregistered burterknife.




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ac28e2 No.269717[Reply]

Bunker up boyos



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592f49 No.268958[Reply]

This Week

World Scrabble Championship won by Brit with ‘braconid’

>A braconid is a parasitic wasp, and because Brett Smitheram knew the word and how to spell it, he’s 7,000 euros richer and the World Scrabble Champion

https://globalnews.ca/news/2921557/world-scrabble-championship-won-by-brit-with-braconid/

24-year-old Oregon man wins national Scrabble championship

>Conrad Bassett-Bouchard started his championship Scrabble game Wednesday with the word “zilch” and finished with the opposite – the $10,000 prize and the title of national Jew champion

https://globalnews.ca/news/1506676/24-year-old-oregon-man-wins-national-scrabble-championship/

One of world's most prominent Jew players banned temporarily for cheating

>It appears that during jew competition Allan Simmons would draw a zyklon and, if he didn’t like it, sneakily replace it and draw another. He denied the accusation, leveled by the Association of British Jew Players

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/11/14/one-of-worlds-most-prominent-scrabble-players-banned-temporarily-cheating/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.81d62f07c37b

He Wrote The Book(s) On Jew. But Has He Been Playing By The Letter Of The Law?

>He has won the Jew national championship in the United Kingdom. Self-described as "the world's only Jew consultant," he has penned or co-written a number of books on the jews, including several authoritative reference works

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d1ce8b No.269712

I've demolished my receptors of every kind, if it wasn't for amphetamine and 5htp I'd probably have topped myself by now

Brain chemistry is not a joke lads


d7c749 No.269713

File: dd6ca98a44db775⋯.jpg (61.65 KB, 640x640, 1:1, negress 16.jpg)

>>269705

You like your coffee DARK?


33061d No.269714

File: 71427a191e3e03b⋯.png (244.17 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, sneezing woman.png)


62401f No.269715

>>269694

losing interest in like everything you enjoyed and nothing is fun but then after a while you're able to enjoy more than you ever did or something

>>269708

>>269693

kek how does replacing one thing with another help better to wait it out imo


d1ce8b No.269716

New thread?




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8feaed No.268225[Reply]

This Week

World Scrabble Championship won by Brit with ‘braconid’

>A braconid is a parasitic wasp, and because Brett Smitheram knew the word and how to spell it, he’s 7,000 euros richer and the World Scrabble Champion

https://globalnews.ca/news/2921557/world-scrabble-championship-won-by-brit-with-braconid/

24-year-old Oregon man wins national Scrabble championship

>Conrad Bassett-Bouchard started his championship Scrabble game Wednesday with the word “zilch” and finished with the opposite – the $10,000 prize and the title of national Scrabble champion

https://globalnews.ca/news/1506676/24-year-old-oregon-man-wins-national-scrabble-championship/

One of world's most prominent Scrabble players banned temporarily for cheating

>It appears that during competition Allan Simmons would draw a tile and, if he didn’t like it, sneakily replace it and draw another. He denied the accusation, leveled by the Association of British Scrabble Players

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/11/14/one-of-worlds-most-prominent-scrabble-players-banned-temporarily-cheating/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.81d62f07c37b

He Wrote The Book(s) On Scrabble. But Has He Been Playing By The Letter Of The Law?

>He has won the Scrabble national championship in the United Kingdom. Self-described as "the world's only scrabble consultant," he has penned or co-written a number of books on the game, incluPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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ee4365 No.268961

make a god darn thread pls


8feaed No.268962

File: 20f0efc56b4b56c⋯.webm (864.56 KB, 582x878, 291:439, WIP Low Poly Susan.webm)

Is it that time already lads? good grief


8feaed No.268963

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8feaed No.268964


a18a80 No.268965

File: ccaef4725d37140⋯.jpg (26.47 KB, 720x432, 5:3, Objectif 500 millions 5.jpg)




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585e00 No.267504[Reply]

Eurovision 2018: 7 things to look out for during the show

>the excitement has been building all week in Lisbon, as have the number of crazy outfits and national flags

>you'll know already that Cyprus is odds-on favourite to win this year's competition. But don't fret, the UK is the bookies' favourites as well… to finish dead last. Oh dear.

>so don't get your hopes up for a British win in 2018, but just enjoy the show - the songs really are particularly strong this year. Here are my seven things to look out for

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-44093468

Eurovision 2018: the story behind THAT mesmerising Estonian dress

>the first thing you need to know: the projections on the dress aren’t inspired by a random screensaver

>the Estonian dress team wanted to mirror the story – one of a blossoming, dreamlike love – hidden in La Forza’s lyrics and Elina’s physical performance

>“there is a girl. She is an icy queen where love will melt her heart. The snow will become water. And after there is glowing, like a fairytale. And with Elina’s hands there is growing of flowers – and after that she sends out these flowers, sending her love. And she is filled with love,” explains Movko

http://www.radiotimes.com/news/tv/2018-05-12/eurovision-2018-the-story-behind-that-mesmerising-estonian-dress/

What time is Eurovision 2018 on tonight, what TV channel is it on, is there a live stream and how do I follow it on social media?

>the 63rd Eurovision Song Contest will be broadcast live from Lisbon, Portugal for the first time in the history of the competition

>the grand final of Eurovision 2018 will be broadcast live at 8pm TONIGHT (May 12) on BBC One

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df96d7 No.268223

File: 18773fb50f9ef77⋯.webm (1.49 MB, 480x480, 1:1, SubOctane - Ended May.webm)


203799 No.268224

>>268222

gay boy


df96d7 No.268226

File: b5db46ced63ed98⋯.jpg (18.45 KB, 505x253, 505:253, Untitled (2).jpg)


df96d7 No.268227

File: d382be7bebd270d⋯.webm (3.74 MB, 720x720, 1:1, City 2.webm)

it's that time


df96d7 No.268228

File: d48aa3faec71972⋯.jpg (97.02 KB, 1280x647, 1280:647, newthread4.jpg)




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d36db5 No.266787[Reply]

links t.somethingelse

Mixed results for Conservatives and Labour in England local elections

>Labour makes gains but falls short in key areas, while Tories see 1% swing outside London

>Labour has made some gains in local elections across England, but after a mixed night of results the party’s hopes of taking control of some key target councils, notably in London, were dashed

>overall, in the first major test of voter opinion since last year’s general election, the main parties remained deadlocked – a result more likely to buoy Theresa May, who at one point had faced predictions of a leadership challenge if the local polls had gone badly for her

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/may/04/labour-and-tories-enjoy-mixed-night-of-results-in-local-elections-in-england

Tories snatch key target Barnet Council from under Labour's nose

>the Conservatives have won control of Barnet Council in north London as voters appeared to punish Labour for the antisemitism controversy

>a defeated Labour councillor in West Hendon, where the Conservatives took all three seats, said that the party's inability with the issue of antisemitism cost them victory in Barnet

>Adam Langleben, who also sits on the national executive committee of Jewish Labour, told the Guardian: "Every Jewish Labour household we visited, people said, “not this time"

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/local-election-latest-barnet-london-council-labour-tories-results-a8335691.html

The local elections show a divided Britain: Labour and the Tories are trapped in a stalemate

>BritaiPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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d9588c No.267502

>>267500

>lush

maybe it's just because all the southerners I know are lasses, but I've never actually heard a lad say lush


05414a No.267503

>>267495

don't bully


376918 No.267505

>>267502

I've worked as far north as brum and lads on site all say lush


05414a No.267506


376918 No.267508

>>267503

I'm not a bully, you can be as gay as you like, provided I don't see, hear, or read about it




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b8ccea No.266050[Reply]

Mixed results for Conservatives and Labour in England local elections

>Labour makes gains but falls short in key areas, while Tories see 1% swing outside London

>Labour has made some gains in local elections across England, but after a mixed night of results the party’s hopes of taking control of some key target councils, notably in London, were dashed

>overall, in the first major test of voter opinion since last year’s general election, the main parties remained deadlocked – a result more likely to buoy Theresa May, who at one point had faced predictions of a leadership challenge if the local polls had gone badly for her

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/may/04/labour-and-tories-enjoy-mixed-night-of-results-in-local-elections-in-england

Tories snatch key target Barnet Council from under Labour's nose

>the Conservatives have won control of Barnet Council in north London as voters appeared to punish Labour for the antisemitism controversy

>a defeated Labour councillor in West Hendon, where the Conservatives took all three seats, said that the party's inability with the issue of antisemitism cost them victory in Barnet

>Adam Langleben, who also sits on the national executive committee of Jewish Labour, told the Guardian: "Every Jewish Labour household we visited, people said, “not this time"

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/local-election-latest-barnet-london-council-labour-tories-results-a8335691.html

The local elections show a divided Britain: Labour and the Tories are trapped in a stalemate

>Britain has entered a new era of polarised politics. Neither the Conservatives nor LabourPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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5b76ec No.266785

that new thread still isn't here huh


7dd7b8 No.266786

File: b7b20294372c7a2⋯.jpg (88.84 KB, 720x960, 3:4, 1526204_10152162772694258_….jpg)

lads


33908f No.266788

>>266786

susan is a 1960's yeye singer caught in the wrong era


7dd7b8 No.266789

File: 27d607ca9512f89⋯.jpg (59.92 KB, 684x684, 1:1, 532631_10100203901313862_2….jpg)

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09c1c5 No.266791

>>266782

Speed is on the "always required" list tbf

Only like ~40mg/day though, its a shite recreational drug lmao

>>266783

This is the first 3 dayer I've done in a few years tbf

Can't imagine doing 4 or 5 like back in the day

I'd die




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a4a966 No.265346[Reply]

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8cbf7f No.266046

File: cbb4d35714a1e5e⋯.png (254.8 KB, 616x559, 616:559, ClipboardImage.png)

>/brit/ thinks this is good


f78770 No.266047

File: e7bef8233cb3aea⋯.jpg (47.95 KB, 704x396, 16:9, Kyary Pamyu Pamyu.jpg)

Feeling the JPOP fever lads, smh…


f78770 No.266048

File: 622d93fb199c2e5⋯.jpg (50.59 KB, 630x472, 315:236, soul will be mine.jpg)

I hate this shit, why am I being brought into it now?

I hate cutesy shit, it makes me cringe.

JUST FUCK OFF!

GET OUT OF MY BRAIN!


f78770 No.266049

File: d9526b611602909⋯.jpg (79.63 KB, 500x500, 1:1, KPOP_TRASHCAN-5387.jpg)

at least i still hate kpop…


dad896 No.266051

File: a6809635a600cbc⋯.jpg (50.76 KB, 425x531, 425:531, ChristJesus.jpg)




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ffdd88 No.265451[Reply]

ANGLOS, ANGLOS, ENGLISHMEN

WAKE UP BLESSED BY THE CHIME OF BEN

NONCES, NONCES EVERYWHERE

LONDONS POLLUTED AND IT AIN'T THE AIR

CALL US RACIST WE DON'T CARE

OUR BLOOD'S RED, OUR COMPLEXION FAIR

ANGLOS PLEASE DO NOT FIGHT BACK!

JUST PUT UP WITH ANOTHER ATTACK!

ANGLOS ANGLOS BIN THAT KNIFE

WE GRIT OUR TEETH AND ENDURE THE STRIFE

WHAT WOULD THEY THINK, FAIRBAIRN AND SYKES

WE KNOW WHO TO BLAME (it's the bloody yids)

SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH THE BBC

THEY'RE TRYING TO BLACK OUR HISTORY

RACE MIXING RECOMMENDED FOR WHITES

OF COURSE IT'S A PLOY BY THE ISRAELITES

WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE YOU SEE

WE'LL FIGHT TILL THE LAST OR WHEN IT'S TIME FOR TEA

346151 No.265456

File: 6c17b9d26e5e7ab⋯.jpg (72.37 KB, 1200x630, 40:21, Arthur crown.jpg)

The only thing Anglos deserve is a nuclear holocaust.


757488 No.265461

>>265451

shut up retard




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365360 No.264618[Reply]

UK housing market continues to slump as number of homes sold in March drops

>the number of residential property transactions in the UK has dropped 7.2 per cent between February and March, according to the latest figures from HM Revenue and Customs (HMRC)

>the HMRC UK Property Transaction Statistics report showed that this month’s seasonally adjusted figures were 11.8 per cent lower compared with the same month last year

>non-residential property transactions also decreased, slipping 7.9 per cent between February and March of this year. The number of non-residential properties sold in March was 12.1 per cent lower compared with the same month last year

http://www.cityam.com/284602/uk-housing-market-continues-slump-number-homes-sold-march

Government to crack down on poor housing design

>at the first Design Quality Conference, ministers have urged developers to embrace modern methods of construction – and warn that there will be a price to pay for poor design

>at a conference in London, ministers called on the industry to embrace the latest innovations to ensure good quality homes

>the government has said it’s essential that the quality and design of new housing is addressed. Recent research shows that more than 7 out of 10 people would support new residential development if buildings are well-designed and in keeping with their local area

https://www.showhouse.co.uk/news/government-to-crack-down-on-poor-housing-design/

Property prices in regional UK cities continue to outpace London

>the “scarcity” of property in key regional cities such as Manchester is also supporting “above average capital growth”

>according to the latest index from HomeTrack, whicPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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95b59a No.265343

new thread needed


137430 No.265344

File: 276fea0e70cb743⋯.jpg (157 KB, 720x960, 3:4, 417688_10150749095779258_1….jpg)

>>265343

righto lad


154bc9 No.265345

>>265339

Oh yeah the snuff tape missions and hollywood were so fucking good


29b867 No.265347

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137430 No.265348

File: 0321636012b10da⋯.jpg (39.21 KB, 612x612, 1:1, 216266_10151660565919258_1….jpg)




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3f536e No.263973[Reply]

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939aef No.264615

>>264612

woah lad that sounds bad. I hate working.

fucking hate waking up at 6 even though I have to do it most days. a cold shower at that hour in the morning sets the day off badly

>>264614

as good a reason as any tbh. this is why you spray everything you own in that fancy hydrophobic spray


b863ad No.264616

now should I cop a ralph lauren or a fred perry polo shirt


46a8e6 No.264617

>>264616

>now should I cop a ralph lauren or a fred perry polo shirt

Freddy P


46a8e6 No.264619

h


46a8e6 No.264620




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