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Under New Management

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dfb754 No.28940[Reply]

This is the official /newbrit/ meta thread. Post any complaints with moderation, board assets, or filters, etc. here.

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d33e48 No.227673

File: e886646e1bbe70c⋯.png (3.94 KB, 300x100, 3:1, legalese banners.png)

File: 35ab9d81c9573c7⋯.png (6.94 KB, 300x100, 3:1, legalse banner 2.png)

new legalese banners




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5422f5 No.1[Reply]

Alberto Barbosa has turned traitor. Angry nativism reigns in /newbritpolitics/. Furthermore, /brit/ is rife with mod treachery. Where then, is a loyal Briton to tun to, on these dark corners of the internet?

BEHOLD!

For out of the sky approaches a new machine, a new board. One that accepts all, so long as they uphold British imageboard culture. A civic nationalist board.

Now, for the rules:

1. No chatrooms shall be allowed but the /brit/ one is there if you want.

2. What I say goes tbh, but don't worry, I'll be lenient.



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ce3e0d No.229690[Reply]

Year 411 (CDXI) was a common year starting on Sunday of the Julian calendar. At the time, it was known as the Year of the Consulship of Theodosius without colleague (or, less frequently, year 1164 Ab urbe condita). The denomination 411 for this year has been used since the early medieval period, when the Anno Domini calendar era became the prevalent method in Europe for naming years.

>Emperor Honorius sends two Roman generals to deal with the usurper Constantine III in Gaul. They kill Gerontius, Constantine's rebellious general (magister militum) in Spain, then besiege Arles and defeat Constantine. He is taken prisoner and put to death at Ravenna.

>Following the defeat of the Constantine III, the Burgundians and the Gallic nobility proclaim Jovinus, Gallo-Roman senator, emperor of the Western Roman Empire at Mogontiacum (modern Mainz).

>King Ataulf leads the Goths into Gaul at the instigation of Honorius, who promises to recognise a Visigothic Kingdom if he defeats the several usurpers who threaten the Roman Empire.

>The Alans establish their rule in the Roman province of Lusitania (Portugal south of the Duero River and Spain).

>The Teutonic tribes in Spain join the Roman Empire as foederati (allies with military commitments).

The Battle of Bibracte was fought between the Helvetii and six Roman legions, under the command of Gaius Julius Caesar. It was the second major battle of the Gallic Wars.

>The battle lasted many hours into the night until the Romans finally took the Helvetic baggage train, capturing both a daughter and son of Orgetorix. According to Caesar, 130,000 enemy personnel escaped into the night. Unable to pursue on account of battle wounds and the time it took to bury the dead, Caesar rested three days before he followed the fleeing Helvetii. These, in turn, had managed to reach the territory of the Lingones within four days of the battle. Caesar warned the Lingones to not assist them, prompting the Helvetii and their allies to finally surrender.

This is how Caesar treated migrating foreign tribes.

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85bb1b No.229984

File: bcf5e5704521172⋯.gif (318.25 KB, 309x360, 103:120, 1288178859473.gif)


85bb1b No.229985

File: 8544889736ced1d⋯.jpg (42.73 KB, 371x372, 371:372, The-nightmare-of-every-gov….jpg)

meme #2


9c6454 No.229986


85bb1b No.229987

File: 73a34872456beb9⋯.jpg (30.05 KB, 350x350, 1:1, were-not-being-led-by-evil….jpg)

meme #3


85bb1b No.229988

kek these macros are a hoot




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39beb1 No.228996[Reply]

Reeeeeeeee

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ad601d No.229691

TWAT


b125c8 No.229692

dunno how i feel about mean girls tbh


a3d624 No.229694

ok I'm happy again


a3d624 No.229696

OH YOU PIECE OF SHIT


b125c8 No.229697




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2656fc No.228264[Reply]

Year 409 (CDIX) was a common year starting on Friday of the Julian calendar. At the time, it was known as the Year of the Consulship of Honorius and Theodosius (or, less frequently, year 1162 Ab urbe condita). The denomination 409 for this year has been used since the early medieval period, when the Anno Domini calendar era became the prevalent method in Europe for naming years.

October 13 – The Vandals, led by king Gunderic, cross the Pyrenees into the Iberian Peninsula. They receive land from the Romans, as foederati, in Baetica (Southern Spain). The Alans occupy lands in Lusitania and the Suebi control parts of Gallaecia (modern Portugal).

Fishermen warn EU states against trying to stop UK taking control of its own waters

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/12/13/fishermen-warn-eu-states-against-trying-stop-uk-taking-control/

>Scottish fishermen’s leaders have expressed broad satisfaction with the latest EU fisheries deal, while warning member states against trying to stop the UK taking back control of the industry during Brexit talks.

Brexit: EU rebel Dominic Grieve says he will 'stand up and be counted'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-42329118

>Theresa May has insisted Parliament will have a "meaningful vote" on the terms of Brexit as she faces the threat of a defeat in the Commons.

>The PM said MPs would have a say on the final deal before the UK exit in March 2019, but it must happen in a way that ensures a "smooth and orderly" exit.

'Meghan Markle' and 'fidget spinners' top UK Google search

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107496 No.228992

>>228987

prolly something cryptic and vague smh

He always tells me to "abuse substances and thots", good lad tbh


52e0d8 No.228993

>>228990

NO

NOT THE BEES!


8d0239 No.228994

>>228992

>tells you to abuse drugs and thots

Hol up nigga


107496 No.228995

File: 5645bbc34a19b7a⋯.jpg (10.44 KB, 236x208, 59:52, Bumble-bee-cute-bee-clip-a….jpg)

>>228993

BETTER

BEE-LIEVE IT

>>228994

I'm sure it's some sort of secret message but I just can't crack the code smh


8d0239 No.228997




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6c7932 No.227577[Reply]

A haiku eulogy for my van

Citreon Berlingo

I enjoyed driving you

Now you are broken

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291aa2 No.228263

Aahhhh this fucking site keeps crashing my phone

Literally shouting IRL, plz make a new thread


7ea3d5 No.228265

dinner time

peace out niggers

also my new trim is fly


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c3d224 No.228267

>>228262

Based STRAIGHT film making.


af53aa No.228268

>>228259

because retard middle aged mummies think fat=bad and thus campaign to make sure everything with fat in it is BANNED or REDUCED FAT and skinny manlets remain manlets for the rest of their life because their stomachs cant take much food




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d6bb7c No.226844[Reply]

Year 407 (CDVII) was a common year starting on Tuesday (link will display the full calendar) of the Julian calendar. At the time, it was known as the Year of the Consulship of Honorius and Theodosius (or, less frequently, year 1160 Ab urbe condita). The denomination 407 for this year has been used since the early medieval period, when the Anno Domini calendar era became the prevalent method in Europe for naming years.

Gratian, Roman usurper, is installed as emperor after the death of Marcus. According to Orosius, he is a native Briton of urban aristocracy.

>Gratian is assassinated and Constantine III, a general (magister militum), declares himself Roman emperor. To extend his dominion over Gaul and Spain, he takes practically all the Roman garrisons from Britain and crosses the English Channel. Constantine occupies Arles and establishes tenuous authority over Gaul, sharing control with marauding "barbarians". This is generally seen as the beginning of Rome's withdrawal from Britain.

"Young men, hear an old man to whom old men hearkened when he was young."

UK snow: Bad weather hits air, rail and sea travel

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42305301

>A quarter of flights at Heathrow have been cancelled and the Port of Calais has been closed as bad weather continues to affect parts of the UK.

Mt Hope installed as 'UK's highest peak'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-42238262

Britain has a new tallest mountain.

>Mt Hope, which is sited in the part of the Antarctic claimed by the UK, was recently re-measured and found to tower above the previous title holder, Mt Jackson, by a good 50m (160ft).

Brexit deal is a 'gentleman's agreement' says EU

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d989e2 No.227576

File: 6ee583a96c207fc⋯.jpg (539.14 KB, 1280x1192, 160:149, neetlyfe.jpg)

>still waiting for the dip


d989e2 No.227579

File: b84cd0069d6cbac⋯.jpg (42.62 KB, 328x328, 1:1, kangabanhammer.jpg)

>>227575

that's why we moved to /nbp/ and then to here

they can't have fun anymore. there were so many nightshifts where everyone was on the same page in posting in a fun way and then monarch comes to check the thread from the Bongo Bongo Land and banned everyone. smh tbh


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e0941b No.227581

File: a68bbafb2a472fc⋯.png (203.1 KB, 930x500, 93:50, ClipboardImage.png)

i am gay


6a2537 No.227583

>>227565

>worshipping fertility icons

Ahhh lad they weren't worshipping the icons themselves, they were worshipping a god of fertility who was represented by the icon. Same way the crucifix represents Jesus smh




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c6cda9 No.226087[Reply]

Lemme tell ya lads

OOSH

Union Urges Gay Teachers to Come Out in the Classroom, Teach LGBT Experiences

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/12/09/union-teachers-come-out-classroom-teach-lgbt-experiences/

Amnesty International Refuses to Return Illegal Soros Donation to Fund Pro-Abortion Activism in Ireland

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/12/09/union-teachers-come-out-classroom-teach-lgbt-experiences/

Swedish Sex Crime Reports up 33 Per Cent Since Last November

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/12/09/swedish-sex-crime-33-per-cent-last-november/

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5ebe70 No.226846

>>226843

ahh i was gonna but have it


3cff59 No.226847

>>226817

I had maybe a third of an ETH but it kept going down so I sold it all whilst I still had a profit and put it back into LTC and BTC, I feel like I should've left some money in ETH but now I think it's too late.

I've got a litecoin and a third and it's almost worth £200 now wew. I need to get on one of those pages that trades absolutely everything and buy like 10 of each meme coin.


c6cda9 No.226849

>>226846

I mean II dont want to but sure


a9b124 No.226850


4f0af2 No.226907

File: c9fedd88810aa0b⋯.png (155.42 KB, 599x321, 599:321, zulu.png)

>>226802

bantu banta




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537bdc No.225474[Reply]

Hey lads, got a job starting next year, might be good.

might be moving and barely ever posting if it goes well tbh

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9c5a44 No.225497

File: 1d4a36ced9aa37c⋯.webm (1.75 MB, 960x540, 16:9, Comp 1(1).webm)

>>225490

Fuck me this has got to be THE shittest post you've ever done


9c5a44 No.225498

File: 06085944daeabcd⋯.jpg (263.7 KB, 975x1390, 195:278, Embarrased at 7.jpg)


537bdc No.225499

>>225497

Verily verily I say unto you, blabbums and mummy got some decki wobblers from nocki daws :)

>>225498

Ur a good lamb


ccdb54 No.225668

>>225474

Always remember who you are and where you came from lad. Don't forget about us.


21cf45 No.226638

>>225668

Won't lad <3




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17e130 No.225325[Reply]

Union Urges Gay Teachers to Come Out in the Classroom, Teach LGBT Experiences

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/12/09/union-teachers-come-out-classroom-teach-lgbt-experiences/

Amnesty International Refuses to Return Illegal Soros Donation to Fund Pro-Abortion Activism in Ireland

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/12/09/union-teachers-come-out-classroom-teach-lgbt-experiences/

Swedish Sex Crime Reports up 33 Per Cent Since Last November

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/12/09/swedish-sex-crime-33-per-cent-last-november/

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c41028 No.226119

>>226114

Ohhh you wanted me to continue


f92ca3 No.226131

>>226119

Oh, you are still here. There is a new thread lad. As BO I should have locked this thread tbh


f92ca3 No.226143

>>226136

I like to return the (You) lad


f92ca3 No.226160

h


0cf6f0 No.226240

>>225949

nah lad, Supreme Leader is better




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54d325 No.224665[Reply]

CBA tbqh

Mod please help

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92f5da No.225366

File: 7f0a9eb8f5c26a4⋯.png (603.35 KB, 667x615, 667:615, 1465226886378.png)

I love VPNs so much lads.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR EVADING THE LAST BAN)

118a40 No.225367

>>225364

aw what a pretty girl :)


92f5da No.225368

File: ca50faa6fa4dde7⋯.png (39.61 KB, 657x501, 219:167, 1511254953758.png)

Goodnight tbh smh ngl <3 xoxo

>>225367

>girl

xD


118a40 No.225369


118a40 No.225372

>>225368

night bertie




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8939a1 No.223938[Reply]

WAKE UP

IT IS A BEAUTIFUL MORNING

Here are some music links for such a wonderful day, enjoy! News is sad and depressing so I thought I'd provide some more cheerful links instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJqjlFGZxtE

https://youtu.be/aQUlA8Hcv4s

https://youtu.be/pQGH_Y1BZSs

FUCK THE POPE AND THE IRA

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8ea4c6 No.224661

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FRESH NIGHTMARE WORLD


8c9527 No.224662

>>224639

Bloody yiddessposter, coming to our threads, posting sexy ratfus


8c9527 No.224663

File: 1f1f6c53f406021⋯.jpg (361.18 KB, 1280x1368, 160:171, schneider.jpg)

>>224662

Forgot picture


8c9527 No.224664

File: 2e5affcacd5b9fb⋯.gif (818.25 KB, 800x800, 1:1, almonds.gif)

>>224661

It's amazing how such a paper can be written and it still not be considered a form of genocide.


f55a4a No.224667

abandon all hope all ye who enter here

>>224665

abandon all hope all ye who enter here

>>224665




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243e30 No.223225[Reply]

No links because pub in a min

Anprim plz fix

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509241 No.223936

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965d09 No.223937

File: caeb163928d24e6⋯.jpg (20.42 KB, 404x225, 404:225, 1511885983572.jpg)


c5f38f No.223939

>>223938

>>223938

>>223938

I created a new thread so you early morning lads don't have to. Night night.


509241 No.223940

>people are selling merch on Amazon of the stupid MS Paint face I made for /v/ years ago

https://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=oh+god+why+meme

I wonder if anyone actually buys this stuff.


c60072 No.223999

In Slough, ama lads




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c3f467 No.222523[Reply]

Two police officers suffer serious injuries in stabbing incident

http://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/15698472.Two_police_officers_suffer_serious_injuries_in_stabbing_incident/

Five injured as car collides with pedestrians in south-west London

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/dec/02/five-injured-as-car-collides-with-pedestrians-in-south-west-london

Hero police officer clings on to van hanging precariously over motorway bridge with driver trapped inside

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/12/02/hero-police-officer-clings-onto-van-hanging-precariously-motorway/

Mother arrested on suspicion of child neglect after toddler wanders into shop alone

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/mother-arrested-suspicion-child-neglect-after-toddler-wanders-into-shop-alone-1649910

Person dies after being electrocuted at Manchester Piccadilly train station

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/live-manchester-piccadilly-trains-cancelled-13984709

Fate of London, Mumbai and Delhi are intertwined: London Mayor

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>/brit/ are secretly druids pretending to be christmasians


fc968a No.223223

>>223222

I'm not even sure what's going on anymore smh


2776b1 No.223224

Im scared that when I open the chest full of the soldiers that its going to be FULL of spiders


fc968a No.223226


fc968a No.223228

>>223224

Arm yourself with a brick




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d7feb3 No.222526

what do you recommend for a date lads


689147 No.222527

File: 12501f0c7f9ec41⋯.png (66.52 KB, 201x190, 201:190, ClipboardImage.png)


560ebe No.222528

>>222526

bottle of chloroform and a damp rag


d4a6a9 No.222529

>>222526

Right/Left hand


a5ec8c No.222530




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