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Just what you need to make you feel better

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f9b7fc  No.292933[Reply]


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40a549  No.293685



What you up to lad?

9a0716  No.293686


10kg curl is what i reached the other day but i've changed to lower weight[bout 7.5] higher reps[15+] tbh


9a0716  No.293687


40a549  No.293689


You can't tell me what to do

40a549  No.293690


File: 972538a7435dcd6⋯.jpg (117.61 KB, 800x633, 800:633, Amiens.jpg)

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25bbdd  No.292189[Reply]

The Beginning of the End Of WWI: Amiens, 1918

>“Keep your mouth shut!”; that was the less-than-subtle notice pasted into the pay books of British soldiers in the run-up to the offensive near the French town of Amiens that would start on 8th August, 1918

>the main architect of the Amiens assault, Fourth Army Commander General Sir Henry Rawlinson, was aiming to create a diversion, dispatching two Canadian battalions north to Mount Kemmel, in Flanders, the main stomping ground for the BEF the previous year

>in all, there were around 30 Allied divisions, two-thirds of them British Empire and one-third French, going up against about half as many German units


3000 people gather to mark the centenary of the Battle of Amiens

>His Royal Highness The Duke of Cambridge and the Prime Minister joined 3,000 guests to mark the centenary of the Battle of Amiens

>two thousand guests watched the service from inside the Cathedral, including hundreds of descendants of those who fought; a further 1,200 members of the public watched from the Cathedral square

>in a speech, HRH The Duke of Cambridge paid tribute to those who served in the battle one hundred years ago and the cooperation between the Allied nations


WW1 centenary: William and PM mark Battle of Amiens

>the Duke of Cambridge and the prime minister have attended commemorations in northern France to mark the centenary of the Battle of Amiens - the beginning of the end of World War One

>in a reading, the duke said he was "delighted" to mark the centenary in tPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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e49ffc  No.292930


lmao my arms are the opposite of his

skinny wrists and big biceps smh no matter what i do i have skinny wrists

46537f  No.292931

So many lads on brit be talkin bout thots lacking modesty

all I be saying is that I suspect they're just afraid of having a smaller willy than the lad his lass previously was shaggin


I fucking bet

I remember the last time I ate fried lettuce and that shit was the bomb. how can such a dull leaf attain so much flavour still baffles me

46537f  No.292932


have you tried grip training

like fat gripz on a deadlift

e49ffc  No.292935


i only use dumbbells


all food has flavour

but we are dulled as a species, our taste is not what it used to be

it is men to blame for thottery tbqh, /shit/ is just as guilty for the degradation of society as anyone else

4b9735  No.292936

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19c28c  No.291451[Reply]

the news sucks so no links today

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5b2aa6  No.292186


having a good time there lad?

aa3cf6  No.292187

File: 74e8280db634c8d⋯.png (934 KB, 1541x951, 1541:951, eta mnoga.png)


A very good time, slavperium is on its way, if you catch my drift


2580ab  No.292188

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7103b9  No.292190

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5b2aa6  No.292191

hope vanlad comes back soon tbh

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4b8d62  No.290734[Reply]

Delingpole: Tommy RoThe Poster Formerly Known As Binson Is Free

https://www.breitbart.com/london/2018/08/01/delingpole-tommy-roThe Poster Formerly Known As Binson-is-free/

Tommy RoThe Poster Formerly Known As Binson is free.

>A lot of people are going to be very unhappy about this.

>Not most readers here, I suspect. Like me, you’ll be feeling nothing but joy that this brave, decent, principled man is free once more to be with his wife and kids after months in prison.

>But for others, the Court of Appeal’s decision to release RoThe Poster Formerly Known As Binson on bail immediately will come as a grave disappointment.

Appeaser Theresa to Beg France’s Macron to Accept Soft Brexit Plan


The Prime Minister is to cut short her holiday to meet the French President and plead with him to back her Chequers Brexit plan, amid warnings the French will play tough and try to profit from the UK’s exit from the bloc.

>“At least with the French you know what their game is with Brexit. It’s to make a quick buck,” a British official told The Telegraph in relation to Theresa May’s meeting with Emmanuel Macron.

>The meeting will take place on Friday, and Mrs May is expected to ask the President to drop his opposition to extensive security cooperation between the UK and European Union (EU) after Brexit and a comprehensive trade deal on financial services for the City of London.

>The French have already resisted the UK’s desire to remain part of the Galileo space satellite programme, which could benefit the French defence industry, and want to see financial services and jobs leave London for Paris.

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2d342a  No.291448


>theres more pretty girls than one

So why do you only post one?

d737ff  No.291449

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>chinky m2tw modding community mostly hides behind paywalls

>but they have released some publicly

>taiping rebellion mod

>imjin war mod

just tried the taiping one and it's pretty cool and actually works, mowing down ant people as the BEF with pooinloo soldiers is pretty fun

d737ff  No.291450

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Also on Sauerbraten, it's gimmick is that it has an ingame co-op map editor, so we could do a few game nights where we get into two teams and make a CTF map to fight eachother on

4700d5  No.291453

38a049  No.291460

new thread pls

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c4f618  No.289982[Reply]

arelads tbh

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96a80c  No.290732

someone make a thread

589c91  No.290733

guess I'll do it

c4f618  No.290735


i already made one

c4f618  No.290736

90b5ce  No.290742


remember when Neo used to do it? smh

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9908a8  No.289631[Reply]

Wizards! is set in our world, if magic were to appear suddenly and cause the apocalypse.

Wizards are dangerously cunning opponents, the higher level they reach, the more powerful but also the more mutated they are.

Players take the role of wizard hunters, but there's a twist - killing a wizard makes you a wizard, or empowers an mutates you further.

To begin, post your character here by following the creation rules in the attached PDF.

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276896  No.290232

do we roll for things or do you GM?

9908a8  No.290234


you can roll if you know what you're doing (DEX, MND and STR checks against hard actions) but I can tell you now that your actions won't scan, you're not a wizard yet so the most you can do is use tools to try and whittle the lead down into a stabbing shape… but it's lead.

8b1b1c  No.290236

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Gregor grinds the chalk up into a fine dust and blows it into the eyes of the Apprentice and then runs off as far as he can.

8b1b1c  No.290266

Is the game dead?

9908a8  No.290274


for now, since I'll be putting it onto roll20 and so forth for this friday

if I can juggle both I might do a different thing on the board, probably another kriegsspiel, which is better for the format >>234700

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48e399  No.289188[Reply]

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.

The same was in the beginning with God.

All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made.

In him was life; and the life was the light of men.

And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not.

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7d8aa8  No.289977

I am in favour of genetically engineered wide hipped shortstacks (female) tbqh


tbh I just had a vision of westie as a little bald goblin at 30 lmao better take it just in case


I know the BD personality from somewhere

7d8aa8  No.289978

File: 4a2af5a1e078bfa⋯.png (188.94 KB, 480x480, 1:1, bumpepe.png)

you might not like it but this is neo's ideal asian genetic experiment

f9de33  No.289979


I gave him his name. He is an old man with a family

e6f287  No.289980


I did lad


Kek, my mistake lad

e1c2f4  No.289981


>tbh I just had a vision of westie as a little bald goblin at 30 lmao better take it just in case

What's wrong with going bald?

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aa7462  No.288427[Reply]

This Week

Heat to spark EXPLOSIVE rain and lightning in 48-hour storm DOWNPOUR

>BRITAIN is facing a two-day thunderstorm deluge with extreme heat set to trigger explosive downpours from this afternoon

>Torrential downpours, lightning, hailstones and strong winds threaten damage to buildings and travel chaos due to flash floods


Britain is hottest place in Europe as heatwave nearing all-time record of 38.5C

>With the country just one stage away from a national emergency being declared, the Met Office predicts the UK might experience its hottest day on record with temperatures possibly exceeding 38.5C (101F) on so-called Furnace Friday.

Century-old Cardiff post box 'a safety risk'

>A 120-year-old post box has been deemed a "health and safety risk" after being engulfed by a tree.


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596cc5  No.289183

heston fuckin blumenthal

70666e  No.289184



I can't afford to eat there tbh. They didn't even offer me any coffee today :'-(

596cc5  No.289185


Go in there and give the manager a firm handshake.

596cc5  No.289186

tfw not sent to a psychiatric hospital

60fdea  No.289187

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>when they finally cure autism

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26243f  No.287694[Reply]

Hungary GP: Who will star at Hungaroring before mid-season break?

>eleven races have come and gone and two drivers are still trying to out-fox each other in their bid to become a fifth-time world champion

>Hungary presents the chance for either Lewis Hamilton or Sebastian Vettel to gain the upper hand on the pack and skip into half-term top of the class

>Lewis Hamilton holds the record for the most wins in Hungary (five), although the Briton has never won a Hungarian Grand Prix and a world championship title in the same year


Formula 1 cars are about to go through a big change, but is it good?

>F1 wants to significantly cut the cost and complexity of F1 engines as well as make them sound better; this would happen by dropping one of the two hybrid systems currently employed on an F1 car

>a more visible change to 2021's F1 cars will be to make the aerodynamics of the cars simpler; front wings will grow wider but with less of the complex flaps and vanes they currently sprout; the cooling ducts for the front brakes will become simpler, and the rear wings will also become wider, taller, and less complicated

>each time F1's rules change to reduce downforce, the teams spend tens of millions of dollars each season to negate those losses


F1 officials to visit Assen for track inspection

>Formula 1 officials will visit Assen to inspect its track in the next few weeks, following the latest rounds of talks about the Dutch Grand Prix returning to the calendar

>Lee van Dam, CEO of the Dutch GP foundation that is tasked with putting aPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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f71e9f  No.288425


fucking speed on this one

594ad5  No.288426

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>Hunts you

26243f  No.288428

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>f*cking speed on this one

Thanks lad, I appreciate it. :-)


>hunts you


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f71e9f  No.288430

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0b26a4  No.286938[Reply]

Brexit’s Final Frontier: Rocketing space industry means UK has nothing to fear outside EU

>the UK’s soaraway success in the space industry – and the fact that a QUARTER of all telecommunications satellites are built here – leaves us perfectly placed to capitalise after Brexit, regardless of whether the EU excludes us from Galileo, says science minister Sam Gyimah

>and his optimistic outlook has been backed up by a rosy report published by the Space Growth Partnership (SGP), which was launched in 2010 with the aim of raising the UK’s share of the global space market to 10% by 2030

>this week’s announcement of a £2.5million grant towards the costs of a vertical spaceport site in Sutherland, on the north coast of Scotland, signalled the Government’s commitment to both the space industry and the union


British government to promote space industry exports

>the British government announced a new effort to help space companies in the country win business outside of Europe amid concerns about the effects Brexit will have on the industry

>in a speech at the Farnborough International Airshow, Liam Fox, the minister for international trade, said the government would initiate a “Space Exports Campaign” with a particular focus on the United States and India

>Fox said the campaign would leverage the British space industry’s strengths, particularly in emerging fields like small satellites, to create new export opportunities for companies in the space sector


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004830  No.287690

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Wish Dr Vikram was my fren, tbh. He's so pleasant.

b9ca1e  No.287691


This lads voice is so relaxing

004830  No.287692


ikr. It's hypnotic, isn't it?

b9ca1e  No.287693


Watching the gangrene one now

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1d73ec  No.286216[Reply]

Highways England running £2.9bn over budget, ORR finds

>Highways England’s major schemes are currently running £2.9bn over budget as the government-owned company continues to try to get costs under control, according to independent monitor the Office of Rail and Road (ORR)

>following a revision of its first Road Investment Strategy (RIS 1 - covering April 2015 to March 2020), Highways England had to push schemes back into the second road investment period up to 2025 and this appears to be where the brunt of the cost overruns now reside

>in its annual assessment report on Highways England, the ORR said: ‘The revised plans mean that, of the 112 major schemes originally planned to start works in the first road period, 85 are now planned to start by March 2020


Transport secretary praises haulage sector, promising Brexit clarity and more truck parking

>transport secretary Chris Grayling has praised the road transport industry, promised clarity over Brexit for the sector and acknowledged the shortage of truck parking in the UK

>speaking at the RHA’s 70th anniversary annual lunch in London last week, Grayling declared that no sector is more important than road haulage and logistics when it comes to keeping the economy running

>Grayling said: “We are grateful for all you do. Getting the right deal for haulage in Brexit is important."


Haulage and Trailers Act bolsters EU exit preparations

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25ab75  No.286934

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>the heatwave is going to continue into august

we need to shoot one of those missiles at the sun that will cause a chain reaction and blow it up


saw a kid on the bus who was mouthbreathing and had no jawline, wanted to reach out to him, wanted to tell him, stop mouthbreathing, don't do it lad, it's not too late for you


cairo is just a sprawling slumlike polluted mass now isn't it?

1d73ec  No.286935


>yfw you are the tourist

Where hasn't been ruined by tourists though lad? It's all so tiresome.


>help a mouthbreather

If they eat with their mouth open too then they are beyond saving tbh

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I don't want to go there.

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a566bc  No.285447[Reply]

This Week

Water supply issues in Oakham

>A burst water pipe has been discovered in South Luffenham that may be causing water supplies to be off or at a low pressure for those in the Oakham area.

>Severn Trent Water say they have a team on the site and are hoping to have the pipe fixed "as quick as possible".


Greetham Church Fete proves a hit yet again

>An annual village fete held on Saturday, July 14, to raise money for a local church which dates back to the 1200s was hailed a success by organisers

>Emma Jude, one of the organisers of the Greetham Church Fete, which took place from 12pm to 4pm at the community centre, said the event had been another fun filled family day

'Owls' nursery formally opened

>A new purpose-built nursery has been formally opened at Morton Church of England Primary School by the Bishop of Grantham, the Rt Rev Dr Nicholas Chamberlain.


Rutland man who uploaded pig theft on to YouTube sentenced


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d3b7ea  No.286212


>>girl clearly likes me

How can you tell if a girl likes you?


>fat f*ck

Avoid fatties tbh

734d27  No.286213

>How can you tell if a girl likes you?

she always wants to talk to you and says "I missed you" and laughs at your jokes and asks you not to leave them

>Avoid fatties tbh

I always do

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7a023d  No.284773[Reply]

Didn't wanna leave you lads in the cold but I cba with any variety of effort thread

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181996  No.285449

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Another example of this in practice.

7d9851  No.285450

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afa527  No.285451


Are you a mentalist?

181996  No.285453

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b902f9  No.285462

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97def5  No.284016[Reply]

We still believe

Tears for heroes

Dressed in grey white

No plans for final day

Stay in bed drift away

It could have been all

Songs in the street

It was nearly complete

It was nearly so sweet

It's still coming home in 2020, watch out world

This will be the last football themed thread before we return to regular programming

In other gay political news:

>Drumpf has arrived in Britain to stir shit up

>May's government is falling apart and Gove is probably going to leave soon

>OOO JEREMY CORBYN is ready to take advantage in the case of a snap general election

>Brexit is going down the shitter

>Nige says he might come back while UKIP becomes more irrelevant with each passing day

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4bfd38  No.284772

I remember messaging a girl that I was interested in her once

I knew I'd fucked up at that very moment

I can only conceive of the type of axe wielding maniac that thinks it's appropriate to send a girl a wall of text that shows her how "nutty" (probably code for either possessive or autistic) he be.

come on lads, we're better than this


your mistakes are your own. improvement is good but the only way to fully surpass your mistakes is to take full ownership.

Do you think an "alpha male" would ever even consider dressing up for attention?

be your own tough love if no one else will

5136b3  No.284774


arent you the one who posts about glam rock constantly

4bfd38  No.284775

new thread FYI












4bfd38  No.284776


In dresses you mongrel

c87204  No.284777


its a girl and its nothing romantic and its me answering questions and she also did respond in the end and everythings fine

youre making a lot of dumb assumptions thinking you know everything

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dbbc7f  No.283287[Reply]

You know the words

Croatia v England: How Gareth Southgate helped us fall in love with England


>If football is coming home, then England boss Gareth Southgate should be applauded for the role he has played.

>In fact, he probably gave it a lift home even though it meant driving 10 miles out of his way.

>The second of those sentences is taken from one of the excellent #GarethSouthgateWould tweets about this affable man who, with only three years' top-flight coaching experience, has achieved what Sven-Goran Eriksson, Fabio Capello, Steve McClaren and Roy Hodgson could not despite more than 80 between them.

>He has not just guided England to a World Cup semi-final, but helped fans fall head over heels for his team too.

World Cup 2018: England were a laughing stock, but not any more - Alan Shearer


>England were a laughing stock after the European Championship two years ago - but not any more.

>Now everyone knows who we are, and also how we play. I think manager Gareth Southgate has announced that with what he has done during this World Cup - and it has been brilliant to watch this team grow and grow.

>Before the tournament started, I could not make a case for us winning it, I just wanted to see some signs of improvement. If everyone is honest, I don't think they ever felt that we could get to a semi-final - I certainly didn't.

>But beat Croatia, and England are in the final. It is amazing just to be able to say that, and a great feeling to think about what could happen next.

>We are buzzing here in Moscow and back home we know the country is going berserk - and rightly so - because we have got an amazing opPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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52bcc4  No.284012

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I'm just looking forward to the new thread is all!

74d843  No.284013

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52bcc4  No.284015

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dbbc7f  No.284020


and ban faggot seriously






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