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Just what you need to make you feel better

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8f5da9  No.298750[Reply]

Justin Trudeau: New Trade Deal Must Protect Canadian Cultural Sovereignty and Identity


>Prime Minister Justin Trudeau insisted he will not agree to any new trade pact with the United States that doesn’t protect Canadian sovereignty and identity.

>“It is inconceivable to Canadians that an American network might buy Canadian media affiliates, whether it’s newspapers or TV stations or TV networks. It would be a giving up of our sovereignty and our identity and that is something that we will simply not accept,” Trudeau said in a press conference on Tuesday.”We’ve made it very clear that defending that cultural exemption is something fundamental to Canadians.”

>Canadian officials have lately adopted an adamantly nationalist stance in trade negotiations, with Canada’s foreign minister Chrystia Freeland pointing out that she is “paid in Canadian dollars.” “We are always going to stand up for the national interest and Canadian values,” Freeland said Friday.

U.S. Promises to ‘Respond Swiftly’ if Assad Uses Chemical Weapons in Idlib


>The White House on Tuesday issued a clear warning to Syrian President Bashar al-Assad that he must not use chemical weapons during the massive assault on Idlib province he is expected to launch in the coming days.

>The White House statement warned Assad and his allies against the “reckless escalation of an already tragic conflict” that would risk hundreds of thousands of civilian lives.

>“Let us be clear, it remains our firm stance Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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62c077  No.299491


morning big dog

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89f354  No.299494

File: ca043b073ce391e⋯.png (115.04 KB, 1000x980, 50:49, devilishly banterous.png)

isn't "big dog" a clothing brand for mega fatties keeeeeeek

e9ce09  No.299496


you'd know

8f5da9  No.299497

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f92474  No.298085[Reply]

boomers being boomers in the news

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eb3760  No.298762

File: 14dfe9a16a97c81⋯.png (898.79 KB, 717x538, 717:538, Molymeme.png)


lmao that looks like ting tong from little britain


thanks lad

pic related it's me

eb3760  No.298763

File: 6389b67ccb981fa⋯.png (156.37 KB, 439x545, 439:545, largepepe.png)

might actually be the same size as 22st is currently

at least I was good all week except for today

2c8d5f  No.298764

it was so fucking hot today in Shartica, 90 degrees Fahrenheit and more humid than it gets in Britain for sure. now there's a nice thunderstorm so it should cool down though

c25d84  No.298765

>somethingelse killing defenceless animals cruelly with incest killer

Wow so Christian of you lad. moron just like most of your other posts

btw jock0 should be permabanned on sight for his gay/pedo porn posting

f92474  No.298766

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aa930a  No.297395[Reply]

news will return

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602cf8  No.298081


>the trousers with ten leg holes so the police will never seperate you from your buddies

gets me every time

aa930a  No.298082

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what colour was the lipstick

df6711  No.298083

fucking hell she thinks that soreen malt loaf is healthy because it has low fat

963cfd  No.298084

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aa930a  No.298087

File: ac6a553ff0ac40b⋯.png (957.04 KB, 771x960, 257:320, civic.png)

791176  No.296723[Reply]

the news sucks again

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791176  No.297394

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>ban wessie


15db6b  No.297396


>>ban Wessex

Ban you instead tbh

791176  No.297398

3b5129  No.297401


>A new thread 100 posts early

Seems a bit premature.

28f028  No.297402

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48dc83  No.295998[Reply]

moderator put some stuff here like you do normally

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9ccb26  No.296720

File: f4b7022bc689b38⋯.jpg (78.73 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 2d1bc3dfb3affbfba13d891f31….jpg)


you too smh, I can't tell how much of your personality is larping and how much is trolling

who is the real somethingelse, tell me about him

334f7f  No.296721


bullying is all about building up the stronger and beating down the weak. it's a perfectly legitimate social mechanism

absence of bullying has created the modern day soy boys

3aa6e4  No.296722


>who is the real somethingelse, tell me about them

No. :-)

9ccb26  No.296725

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f64aa7  No.295236[Reply]

UK's 'no-deal' Brexit plans warn of credit card fees

>Brexit Secretary Dominic Raab has set out what he called "practical and proportionate" advice in case the UK leaves the EU without a deal

>the guidance includes instructions for businesses who could face extra paperwork at borders and contingency plans to avoid medicine shortages

>Britons visiting the EU could also face extra credit card charges


Ban diesel cars from cities, say half of UK drivers in poll

>more than half of UK motorists think diesel cars should be banned from urban areas due to air pollution concerns, according to a new opinion poll

>the proportion backing a ban rose to 80% when drivers were asked if diesel cars should be excluded from areas around schools and hospitals. Nearly a third said diesels should be banned from all roads

>concern about the harm caused by air pollution was high, with 70% of drivers believing that exhaust fumes in their area were damaging their health. The poll was conducted online with 2,000 people by Censuswide for Slater and Gordon, a law firm that is representing 45,000 motorists in a group-action lawsuit against Volkswagen over the emissions scandal


UK government seeks to soothe City’s no-deal Brexit fears

>UK ministers have reiterated a commitment to ensuring European firms in the City of London can operate as normal for three years in the event of a no-deal Brexit

>the guidance — published on Thursday in one of a number of sector-specific documents — comes with politicians, regulators and major City insPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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f7bb93  No.295993

why cant people understand that i want to be alone for a long time?

30798c  No.295994

File: 0e1df5d6479b2a5⋯.jpg (167.94 KB, 641x480, 641:480, 1454442937666.jpg)


I gave you half an hour, was that long enough?

f7bb93  No.295995

File: 393dbd37eede9bc⋯.jpg (32.84 KB, 300x441, 100:147, baste.jpg)


how about 1 year

34f528  No.295996

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f7bb93  No.295997

make a new thread someone

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b33dc8  No.294438[Reply]

edit this into a proper one

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dc5b79  No.295231

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This is a great cover.

ab3b21  No.295232

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uwaaaa thanks lad

dc5b79  No.295233


>Turn that feeling into fuel


dc5b79  No.295234

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Nice pic.

I'm still finding my Constanze OC on random websites in different languages, last one was Polish.😊

5cf91b  No.295235

File: 2a1552dfdcd7009⋯.webm (1.63 MB, 640x360, 16:9, the west.webm)

is there hope, lads?

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dcafd6  No.293075[Reply]

Crash at London’s Parliament treated as terrorist incident – Met police


Jeremy Corbyn 'wreath laying' attacked by Israeli PM


Labour MP Fiona Onasanya accused of lying about speeding to face trial


Migrant rescue ship Aquarius to be stripped of Gibraltar registration


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72596a  No.294433


are you a posh farmer?

3cf6f0  No.294434


Was that the battle where he won anyway? From what I've ready Yi sounded like an impressive lad.


I think vanlad covered this already: the Jews want us to hate each other so the answer is to have lots of sex with other instead or something. I don't claim to understand the intricate nuances of eciviteric philosophy.

4d32ae  No.294435

File: d6a91fee6e793fd⋯.jpg (56.72 KB, 493x652, 493:652, Anime_01.jpg)


I want my kids to look like me.

72596a  No.294436


you have to actually have kids in the first place

5271d9  No.294437

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yeah it was 13 vs 333 and he won the absolute unit

never go full civic tho

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40a549  No.293685



What you up to lad?

9a0716  No.293686


10kg curl is what i reached the other day but i've changed to lower weight[bout 7.5] higher reps[15+] tbh


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40a549  No.293689


You can't tell me what to do

40a549  No.293690


File: 972538a7435dcd6⋯.jpg (117.61 KB, 800x633, 800:633, Amiens.jpg)

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25bbdd  No.292189[Reply]

The Beginning of the End Of WWI: Amiens, 1918

>“Keep your mouth shut!”; that was the less-than-subtle notice pasted into the pay books of British soldiers in the run-up to the offensive near the French town of Amiens that would start on 8th August, 1918

>the main architect of the Amiens assault, Fourth Army Commander General Sir Henry Rawlinson, was aiming to create a diversion, dispatching two Canadian battalions north to Mount Kemmel, in Flanders, the main stomping ground for the BEF the previous year

>in all, there were around 30 Allied divisions, two-thirds of them British Empire and one-third French, going up against about half as many German units


3000 people gather to mark the centenary of the Battle of Amiens

>His Royal Highness The Duke of Cambridge and the Prime Minister joined 3,000 guests to mark the centenary of the Battle of Amiens

>two thousand guests watched the service from inside the Cathedral, including hundreds of descendants of those who fought; a further 1,200 members of the public watched from the Cathedral square

>in a speech, HRH The Duke of Cambridge paid tribute to those who served in the battle one hundred years ago and the cooperation between the Allied nations


WW1 centenary: William and PM mark Battle of Amiens

>the Duke of Cambridge and the prime minister have attended commemorations in northern France to mark the centenary of the Battle of Amiens - the beginning of the end of World War One

>in a reading, the duke said he was "delighted" to mark the centenary in tPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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e49ffc  No.292930


lmao my arms are the opposite of his

skinny wrists and big biceps smh no matter what i do i have skinny wrists

46537f  No.292931

So many lads on brit be talkin bout thots lacking modesty

all I be saying is that I suspect they're just afraid of having a smaller willy than the lad his lass previously was shaggin


I fucking bet

I remember the last time I ate fried lettuce and that shit was the bomb. how can such a dull leaf attain so much flavour still baffles me

46537f  No.292932


have you tried grip training

like fat gripz on a deadlift

e49ffc  No.292935


i only use dumbbells


all food has flavour

but we are dulled as a species, our taste is not what it used to be

it is men to blame for thottery tbqh, /shit/ is just as guilty for the degradation of society as anyone else

4b9735  No.292936

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19c28c  No.291451[Reply]

the news sucks so no links today

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5b2aa6  No.292186


having a good time there lad?

aa3cf6  No.292187

File: 74e8280db634c8d⋯.png (934 KB, 1541x951, 1541:951, eta mnoga.png)


A very good time, slavperium is on its way, if you catch my drift


2580ab  No.292188

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7103b9  No.292190

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5b2aa6  No.292191

hope vanlad comes back soon tbh

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4b8d62  No.290734[Reply]

Delingpole: Tommy RoThe Poster Formerly Known As Binson Is Free

https://www.breitbart.com/london/2018/08/01/delingpole-tommy-roThe Poster Formerly Known As Binson-is-free/

Tommy RoThe Poster Formerly Known As Binson is free.

>A lot of people are going to be very unhappy about this.

>Not most readers here, I suspect. Like me, you’ll be feeling nothing but joy that this brave, decent, principled man is free once more to be with his wife and kids after months in prison.

>But for others, the Court of Appeal’s decision to release RoThe Poster Formerly Known As Binson on bail immediately will come as a grave disappointment.

Appeaser Theresa to Beg France’s Macron to Accept Soft Brexit Plan


The Prime Minister is to cut short her holiday to meet the French President and plead with him to back her Chequers Brexit plan, amid warnings the French will play tough and try to profit from the UK’s exit from the bloc.

>“At least with the French you know what their game is with Brexit. It’s to make a quick buck,” a British official told The Telegraph in relation to Theresa May’s meeting with Emmanuel Macron.

>The meeting will take place on Friday, and Mrs May is expected to ask the President to drop his opposition to extensive security cooperation between the UK and European Union (EU) after Brexit and a comprehensive trade deal on financial services for the City of London.

>The French have already resisted the UK’s desire to remain part of the Galileo space satellite programme, which could benefit the French defence industry, and want to see financial services and jobs leave London for Paris.

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2d342a  No.291448


>theres more pretty girls than one

So why do you only post one?

d737ff  No.291449

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>chinky m2tw modding community mostly hides behind paywalls

>but they have released some publicly

>taiping rebellion mod

>imjin war mod

just tried the taiping one and it's pretty cool and actually works, mowing down ant people as the BEF with pooinloo soldiers is pretty fun

d737ff  No.291450

File: 87045442274b123⋯.png (14.92 KB, 462x567, 22:27, innocent2.png)

Also on Sauerbraten, it's gimmick is that it has an ingame co-op map editor, so we could do a few game nights where we get into two teams and make a CTF map to fight eachother on

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38a049  No.291460

new thread pls

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c4f618  No.289982[Reply]

arelads tbh

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96a80c  No.290732

someone make a thread

589c91  No.290733

guess I'll do it

c4f618  No.290735


i already made one

c4f618  No.290736

90b5ce  No.290742


remember when Neo used to do it? smh

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File: 4e5f5e4404903a4⋯.pdf (4.28 MB, Wizards.pdf)

9908a8  No.289631[Reply]

Wizards! is set in our world, if magic were to appear suddenly and cause the apocalypse.

Wizards are dangerously cunning opponents, the higher level they reach, the more powerful but also the more mutated they are.

Players take the role of wizard hunters, but there's a twist - killing a wizard makes you a wizard, or empowers an mutates you further.

To begin, post your character here by following the creation rules in the attached PDF.

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276896  No.290232

do we roll for things or do you GM?

9908a8  No.290234


you can roll if you know what you're doing (DEX, MND and STR checks against hard actions) but I can tell you now that your actions won't scan, you're not a wizard yet so the most you can do is use tools to try and whittle the lead down into a stabbing shape… but it's lead.

8b1b1c  No.290236

File: 4348304521e8e67⋯.png (73.41 KB, 1566x1568, 783:784, ClipboardImage.png)

Gregor grinds the chalk up into a fine dust and blows it into the eyes of the Apprentice and then runs off as far as he can.

8b1b1c  No.290266

Is the game dead?

9908a8  No.290274


for now, since I'll be putting it onto roll20 and so forth for this friday

if I can juggle both I might do a different thing on the board, probably another kriegsspiel, which is better for the format >>234700

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48e399  No.289188[Reply]

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.

The same was in the beginning with God.

All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made.

In him was life; and the life was the light of men.

And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not.

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7d8aa8  No.289977

I am in favour of genetically engineered wide hipped shortstacks (female) tbqh


tbh I just had a vision of westie as a little bald goblin at 30 lmao better take it just in case


I know the BD personality from somewhere

7d8aa8  No.289978

File: 4a2af5a1e078bfa⋯.png (188.94 KB, 480x480, 1:1, bumpepe.png)

you might not like it but this is neo's ideal asian genetic experiment

f9de33  No.289979


I gave him his name. He is an old man with a family

e6f287  No.289980


I did lad


Kek, my mistake lad

e1c2f4  No.289981


>tbh I just had a vision of westie as a little bald goblin at 30 lmao better take it just in case

What's wrong with going bald?

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