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Just what you need to make you feel better

File: 269d6b0a7a1d387⋯.jpg (1.07 MB, 2048x1568, 64:49, eng ger.jpg)

5da7e6  No.278945[Reply]

aka lewd football pics edition

This thread is to celebrate Anglo superiority over the krauts but we love them really don't we

No links because politics is gay rt

and we should all support INGERLAND

THERE WERE TEN GERMAN BOMBERS IN THE AIR

THERE WERE TEN GERMAN BOMBERS IN THE AIR

THERE WERE TEN GERMAN BOMBERS

TEN GERMAN BOMBERS

TEN GERMAN BOMBERS IN THE AIR

AND THE RAF FROM ENGLAND SHOT ONE DOWN

SHOT ONE DOWN

AND THE RAF FROM ENGLAND SHOT ONE DOWN

SHOT ONE DOWN

AND THE RAF FROM ENGLAND

RAF FROM ENGLAND

RAF FROM ENGLAND SHOT ONE DOWN

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f77129  No.279691

>>279689

big gay


7bad44  No.279692

>>279689

Kek, all my rarest pics are confidential tbh, regardless of sexy bums


5da7e6  No.279693

>>279664

L E S B I A N

>>279669

Memes don't count

>>279674

Fuck off nick lowles


c50dc3  No.279694


8e5558  No.279695

>>279691

Little gay




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152765  No.278222[Reply]

Where on earth are you from?

We're from England

Where you come from

Do you put the kettle on?

Kick it

Nah nah nah

Nah nah nah

Nah nah nah

Nah nah nah nah nah

Nah nah nah (bonjour)

Nah nah nah (monsieur)

Nah nah nah

Nah nah nah nah nah

Nah nah nah

Nah nah nah

Nah nah nah

Nah nah nah Nah

We're England

We're gonna score one more than you

England!

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357346  No.278943

>>278937

so long as you make it lad ;^)

>anastasia

JOURNEYYYYY TO THE PASTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT


55437c  No.278944

>>278942

no but it makes me immoral


dba7d8  No.278947

NEW

>>278945

>>278945

>>278945

>>278943

I never saw that film smh

>>278944

kek


09591f  No.278955

Weirdest local pub night since based antilabour man did my pint

>old dude asks about caulk on my trouses

>have long discussion on the merits of an angled tip

>buys me a pint and a half

>is a conservative activist that doesn't know about the high Tory memeie

>has MPs phone numbers

Wew that was hilariously based

>lament about littlrhamptons lost fishing industry

>10 min tirade about muh eu quotas

What is the opposite to a blackpill?


000000  No.279269

I rly dont get why people bother about fucking football so much when england and any other home nations team is utter shit




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b31e1c  No.277574[Reply]

COME YOU INGERLAND

IT'S COMING HOME, IT'S COMING, FOOTBALL'S COMING HOME

Watch are boys here

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/football/43975652

England vs Tunisia will kick off 7pm BST, on BBC One

No more links because fuck politics it's gay

I think it's bad news for the English game)

(we're not creative enough)

(we're not positive enough)

It's coming home, it's coming home, it's coming

Footballs coming home (we'll go on getting bad results)

It's coming home, it's coming home, it's coming

Footballs coming home

It's coming home, it's coming home, it's coming

Footballs coming home

It's coming home, it's coming home, it's coming

Footballs coming home

Everyone seems to know the score, they've seen it all before

They just know, they're so sure

That England's gonna, throw it away, gonna blow it away

But i know they can play

'cus i remember

Three lions on a shirt

Jules Remet still gleaming

Thirty years of hurt

Never stopped me dreaming

So many jokes, so many snears

But all those 'oh so near's

When your down, through the years

But i still see that tackle by Moore

And when Linaker scored, Bobby belting the ball

And nobby dancing

Three lions on a shirt

Jules Remet still gleaming

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16a2b2  No.278219

the dagos are ironically probably the second huwhitest team in the tournament


b31e1c  No.278220

>>278216

based

>tfw no qt Iranian gf

>>278218

oof me too lad, me too


d0258d  No.278221

¡Gol en propia puerta!


d0258d  No.278223


dcf59e  No.278263

>>278199

Chuck it in the woods




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60ee20  No.276884[Reply]

Gareth Southgate says England must embrace 'festival of football'

>England manager Gareth Southgate wants his players to embrace Russia's "festival of football" as they prepare to start their 2018 World Cup campaign against Tunisia

>Southgate and his squad are flying to Volgograd from their base at Repino on the Gulf of Finland after training on Sunday to finalise their plans for Monday's Group G game

>and he hopes England fully engage with the showpiece unfolding across this huge country when they attempt to secure their first win in the opening game of a major tournament since Paraguay were beaten at the 2006 World Cup in Germany

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44511490

Tunisian Lionel Messi – Youssef Msakni – tells England: We will beat you because we’re mentally stronger

>the Lionel Messi of Tunisia taunted Gareth Southgate’s Three Lions, declaring: We will beat you because we’re mentally stronger

>Youssef Msakni will not be on the Volgograd Arena pitch after tearing his cruciate knee ligament in April during a Qatari league match

>Msakni boasted: “We will snatch a win, I am sure. England have popular names — but popular names don’t play football. We have a very, very exciting team. England are not a scary prospect because, position by position, I think we can match them."

https://www.thesun.co.uk/world-cup-2018/6550165/tunisia-youssef-msakni-england-match/

Tunisia vs. England: Three Lions must set right tone and not fall into trap

>England kick off their World Cup campaign against Tunisia. With Belgium also in Group G, Gareth Southgate's men can't afford any opening slip-ups

>Tunisia will ll be desperate not to lose their opener, and will play to their strengths, the grit aPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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acbd28  No.277570

I'll make it ffs


8cde30  No.277571

>>277570

>>277567

I'm fine with waiting tbh


acbd28  No.277572

>>277571

Others won't though


8cde30  No.277573

File: c6724ef74c955d2⋯.gif (91.6 KB, 500x377, 500:377, burn.gif)

>>277569

stop trying to bait me smh it wont work


acbd28  No.277577




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b16bba  No.276175[Reply]

"No one expected this": Russian fans react to 5-0 thumping of Saudis in World Cup opener

>Russian fans have reacted with shock after their team thrashed Saudi Arabia 5-0 to earn a comprehensive World Cup opening game win at Luzhniki Stadium in Moscow

>with the eyes of the world watching - and in front of assembled dignitaries including President Vladimir Putin - Russia ran out 5-0 winners thanks to goals from Yury Gazinsky, Artem Dzyuba, Aleksandr Golovin and a double from Denis Cheryshev

>the result made a mockery of the FIFA listings going into the game, with Russia the lowest-ranked team in the tournament at 70, three places below the Saudis

https://www.rt.com/sport/429790-russia-saudi-world-cup-shock/

Portugal v Spain: Subplots add to intrigue to Iberian World Cup showdown in Sochi

>the World Cup is only two days old but fans can already look forward to a highly-anticipated clash between two of the tournament’s biggest names as Spain and Portugal meet in Sochi

>the Iberian rivals open their Group B campaign at Fisht Stadium in the Russian Black Sea resort, in a game that features numerous subplots that add to the intrigue

>Spain’s World Cup preparations were thrown into turmoil just two days ahead of the match against Portugal, with news that manager Julen Lopetegui had been sacked

https://www.rt.com/sport/429880-portugal-spain-subplots-ronaldo-ramos/

Late Uruguay onslaught pays off in 1-0 win over Salah-less Egypt

>Uruguay made their class tell late on in their opening Group A match against a bright Egypt, for whom star man Mohamed Salah failed to come off the bench

>Atletico Madrid center Jose Gimenez rose high to unstoppably head in a free kick in the 89th minute, to put an enPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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99acfe  No.276882


573855  No.276883

>>276879

Who is this monster?


99acfe  No.276885

>Get book

>Open the pages

>Take my first sniff

>Doesn't have a book smell

roooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


573855  No.276886

>>276885

>tfw own a kindle


b16bba  No.276887




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61072c  No.275521[Reply]

Allā's Messenger, peace and blessings upon him, was constantly harangued by different people including travellers and uncultured Bedouins who did not know the proper way to address or give him the respect and personal space he needs. In one instance, a Bedouin came outside his house and called out "O Muḥammad!" and to come out and talk to me and such and such. Thus a certain verse was revealed. Even the ṣaḥābah would, with good intentions, constantly be asking him questions and Allāh's Messenger (peace and blessings upon him) would typically graciously answer and bestow upon them wisdom. However, of course this sometimes grew tiresome, so he (peace and blessings upon him) declared that they should give ṣadaqah (charitable giving) before asking a question, so they wouldn't be so quick to let their queries fly. In another instance, two of the ṣaḥābah were quarreling over who would command a ghazwah (raid) and their arguments troubled Muhammad so Allāh revealed the verse prohibiting people from raising their voice over the voice of His Messenger. - A Muslim

BASED ISLAM will puts thots in their place, something we sorely need not just irl but here too, wallah. Women shall wear veils mashallah.

And now the news. Yallah shabaab!

Russian women can't stop being thots

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5840023/Russian-MP-warns-women-not-sex-World-Cup-visitors-avoid-single-mothers.html

>Russian women should refrain from sleeping with visiting World Cup fans to avoid becoming single mothers with mixed-race children, a lawmaker who heads the parliament's family committee has advised.

>Tamara Pletnyova, a 70-year-old Communist who leads the lower house's family, women and children body, told Govorit Moskva radio she hoped women would not date visiting fans and get pregnant.

World Cup starting soon nibbas get on board the banter bus!

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0ac2a9  No.276170

>>276167

>>276168

Such a good film


655f1e  No.276171


0fac76  No.276172

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>>276171

my name is Not Important

what matters is my genocidal crusade


61072c  No.276173

>In October 45 BC, Julius Caesar met with the families of Carrhae victims. After a brief speech in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made arrow noises and mimicked seven Legions being slaughtered in the Persian desert.[4] He then picked up the eagle of a deceased Legion and whispered into her ear "Where are you, oh my sweet eagle?", and proceeded to put on a laurel wreath and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the eagle. It was rushed to the smith where she was pronounced irreparably damaged due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident in the Senate, Caesar became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the Senator.[5][6]

He can't keep getting away with it


4c0bc2  No.276176




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229b72  No.274791[Reply]

Britain to bask in glorious 26°C sunshine this weekend as tropical plume sweeps in from the continent

>Britons are set to bask in glorious 26°C sunshine this weekend as a tropical plume sweeps in from the continent across vast swathes of the UK

>the warm weather is arriving north from Africa and the continent, with large parts of the UK benefiting from long sunny spells

>but the weather isn't going to last as storm clouds over France could bring severe thunderstorms to the south-east early next week

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5820857/Britain-bask-glorious-79F-sunshine-weekend.html

Proposed MCZs could mean 40% of English waters get protection

>environment Secretary, Michael Gove, has set out plans to create more than 40 new Marine Conservation Zones (MCZs) in English waters

>the proposed protections, announced on World Oceans Day, will cover an area almost eight times the size of Greater London

>in welcoming the announcement MCS experts say it could have the potential to result in 40% of English seas being protected, but that designation is only the first step in creating a network of sites

https://www.mcsuk.org/news/MCZ_T3_announcement

World Oceans Day: "Precious seaside memories need protecting"

>to mark World Oceans Day, aimed at raising awareness about the importance of safeguarding our seas from the tide of plastic pollution, I travelled with two young girls on their first ever trip to the seaside to see our shores through their eyes

>as children of an island nation, dipping a toe into the waters that surround us is a birthright, albeit one designed to toughen up small souls

>for those whoPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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43f471  No.275518

I shall make the thread


f93ad5  No.275519

panic.jpg


43f471  No.275520

almost done


43f471  No.275522


fb843a  No.275537

smh there's plenty of time left before this thread is full

>>275336

>Dogs should be banned from built up areas

Might as well ask for dogs to be banned all together at the rate we're going. Inshallah.




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5b5de3  No.274047[Reply]

Britain to bask in glorious 26°C sunshine this weekend as tropical plume sweeps in from the continent

>Britons are set to bask in glorious 26°C sunshine this weekend as a tropical plume sweeps in from the continent across vast swathes of the UK

>the warm weather is arriving north from Africa and the continent, with large parts of the UK benefiting from long sunny spells

>but the weather isn't going to last as storm clouds over France could bring severe thunderstorms to the south-east early next week

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5820857/Britain-bask-glorious-79F-sunshine-weekend.html

Proposed MCZs could mean 40% of English waters get protection

>environment Secretary, Michael Gove, has set out plans to create more than 40 new Marine Conservation Zones (MCZs) in English waters

>the proposed protections, announced on World Oceans Day, will cover an area almost eight times the size of Greater London

>in welcoming the announcement MCS experts say it could have the potential to result in 40% of English seas being protected, but that designation is only the first step in creating a network of sites

https://www.mcsuk.org/news/MCZ_T3_announcement

World Oceans Day: "Precious seaside memories need protecting"

>to mark World Oceans Day, aimed at raising awareness about the importance of safeguarding our seas from the tide of plastic pollution, I travelled with two young girls on their first ever trip to the seaside to see our shores through their eyes

>as children of an island nation, dipping a toe into the waters that surround us is a birthright, albeit one designed to toughen up small souls

>for those who have never been to the seaside,Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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cd4c08  No.274796

>>274793

You should try mushrooms lad

>>274795

Lel


e63bc8  No.274797

File: d051697eb09d915⋯.jpg (229.09 KB, 975x1390, 195:278, EU.jpg)


5b5de3  No.274900

E3 has been a disappointment so far, although Metro: Exodus looks alright.


5b5de3  No.274902

Too early smh


5b5de3  No.274904

Thread shouldn't be done until limit is reached like on /sh*t/




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8fad61  No.273375[Reply]

Tangled was a fantastic movie with loads of great scenes and good songs tbh. It was only natural that it was followed with Frozen, a clear attempt to copy the winning formula but it ultimately failed.

Any here's your thread

here are even some news links:

BASED apple thwarts the zucc. now if only they'd stop tracking us themselves

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-44360273

apparently trump is putting tariffs on our steel and aluminium? top kek tbh. went from saying he'd give us a deal if we brexited to kicking the steel industry while it was down

BASED

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-44357123

apparently we're building a plant in north wales or something. so that's cool I guess? don't really care tbh

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-44363366

in other news I matched with a qt lass on tinder so that's cool

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2842fb  No.274046

>>274038

There's your problem


2842fb  No.274048

>>274039

Its political pareidolia

Humans are naturally inclined to see patterns even when none are present

>>274034

Self interest is money, money is self interest, at least in capitalism


2842fb  No.274049

>>274036

That only speaks for its capitalistic nature, not of a directed plan other than for moneys sake


2842fb  No.274050

>>274048

Other way round lads soz x


dcfc98  No.274051

File: 954aa1db17a75ba⋯.jpg (72.83 KB, 450x347, 450:347, FRESH.jpg)




File: 421a798b864c3a9⋯.jpg (194.13 KB, 980x1408, 245:352, Boris-Johnson.jpg)

e5e986  No.272650[Reply]

Brexit News for Saturday 2 June

DUP urges May to get tough on Brussels as plan for joint UK-EU status for Northern Ireland dismissed

https://brexitcentral.com/today/brexit-news-saturday-2-june/

Political row over Canterbury Pride 'hijack' claim

http://archive.is/S51ce

Monarch all smiles at Epsom Derby in lilac on Ladies Day

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/968489/the-queen-lilac-ladies-day-epsom-derby-surrey

Man makes citizen's arrest in London's Borough Market without even dropping his cigarette

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/london-citizens-arrest-video-borough-market-cigarette-a8379141.html

NIGHT OF MAYHEM London shooting – Man blasted with ‘machine gun’ and another knifed on city’s streets in night of bloodshed

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6424923/london-shooting-man-machine-gun-brent-stabbing-deptford/

Hundreds of protesters march to demand EDL leader Tommy RoThe Poster Formerly Known As Binson is released from jail after he was sentenced to 13 months for contempt of court

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5796013/Hundreds-protesters-march-support-EDL-leader-Tommy-RoThe Poster Formerly Known As Binson.html

Stolen from /shit/

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857f61  No.273381

>>273379

I didn't do it because I wanted to. I did it because no one else did.

Blame. Yon. Self.


f7ab40  No.273382

>>273380

im going to beat you up


da813f  No.273383

>>273380

since when did you use grindr?


857f61  No.273387

>>273382

you'd have to leave portland for that. you've shown that you aren't very good at that

>>273383

it is unlikely for a female tbh. none the less it's worth a try


f7ab40  No.273388

use the new thread retards




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c019aa  No.271894[Reply]

Labour tells Theresa May to liberalise Northern Ireland abortion laws

>Labour has told Prime Minister Theresa May to prove her feminist credentials by reforming Northern Ireland’s strict abortion laws.

>Mrs May had already faced calls from MPs across the Commons – including within her own Cabinet – to resolve the “anomalous” situation in Northern Ireland following the overwhelming referendum result in Ireland in favour of liberalisation.

>Labour said it was now “looking at legislative options” to see how that could be achieved by Westminster.

http://home.bt.com/news/uk-news/labour-tells-theresa-may-to-liberalise-northern-ireland-abortion-laws-11364274760129

EU challenges UK to 'race to the top' on plastics reduction

>Brussels has challenged the UK’s environment secretary, Michael Gove, to try to outdo it in an environmental “race to the top” as it proposed a ban on plastic straws, cutlery, plates, cotton buds and balloon sticks.

>Frans Timmermans, the European commission’s first vice-president, directly addressed Gove, a fervent Brexiter, as he unveiled details of the planned prohibition, along with measures designed to reduce the use of plastic takeaway containers and drinking cups.

>Timmermans, who has repeatedly clashed with Gove on Twitter in recent months, told reporters: “Worldwide this is the most ambitious and comprehensive legal proposal addressing marine litter. We can lead the way. We have to lead the way for our environment, for our health, but also to turn this into a competitive advantage for Europe.

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2018/may/28/eu-challenges-uk-to-race-to-the-top-on-plastics-reduction

Sturgeon takes Brexit conPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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85dcb0  No.272645

File: 240480dba04ffb9⋯.gif (1.31 MB, 298x463, 298:463, 3SwmDQR.gif)

*jiggles her boobies*


2d6fc9  No.272646

File: c9e8db6b58d693c⋯.png (47.61 KB, 320x480, 2:3, Screenshot_2018-06-02-13-3….png)

They rumbled me lads


ef413b  No.272647

File: 981e01c2ca3289d⋯.jpg (80.24 KB, 720x960, 3:4, Jewess 127.jpg)

>>272644

>tfw no Chosen harem to feed me their milk


85dcb0  No.272648

>>272646

>going on /shit/

>TESCO


ef413b  No.272649

File: c30c1d2104882e6⋯.jpg (58.64 KB, 426x640, 213:320, Jewess 24.jpg)

>tfw no battlewaifu to keep me safe from the palestinian bullies




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fb1881  No.271143[Reply]

This Week

My Adventures in Croquet, Part One

>I was introduced to croquet in 1969 at Westminster School in Adelaide, South Australia

>Every weekend I could be found at the Brighton Croquet Club playing and practicing

http://www.croquetworld.com/People/spooner1.asp

Bryan Harral won the Wrest Park AC Croquet Handicap Tournament

>The tournament was won by Bryan Harral, who had the lowest handicap, played the most games and won them all

>A second prize was awarded to Jonathan Lambton who had the highest net points score of +72 from five games

https://www.croquet.org.uk/?p=press/news&NewsID=6307

"Left Coast" croquet at the 14th San Francisco Open

>Rain, drums, public courts, the work ethic, and skilled players are all part of the unique melange of San Francisco's annual tournament

http://www.croquetworld.com/1998Archives/SFOpen98.asp

Soo Claims Croquet SE Regional GC Title

>Eighteen players from New York, Maryland, Wisconsin, Missouri, South Carolina, North Carolina, and Virginia competed in the 2018 USCA SE GC Regional held recently at the Chesapeake Bay Croquet Club in Hartfield, VA

>Jeff Soo captured both the singles and doubles titles in the Championship flight. Enroute to the singles final, Soo battled sharpshooter, Justin Berbig, to move past the semi-finals with a 6-7, 7-1, 7-2 victory

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cea990  No.271890

>>271889

This but unironically


270851  No.271891

>>271889

Good lad


270851  No.271892

Bagsy the new thread


cea990  No.271893

>>271892

Didn't realise we were so close


270851  No.271895




File: eec3dd88c592062⋯.png (8.71 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, Jiàochéng Province - map 1.png)

63a5bd  No.234700[Reply]

Each square is a sector of 5 li (something like 2 and a half miles). Orders should refer to each sector by a letter-and-number code, eg the top left village is in sector E6)

dark grey is mountainous

light grey is hilly

tan is desert

yellow-green is plains

yellow is farms

green is forest

brown is built up areas

light blue is river

burgundy is a fortified area

brown lines through sectors are roads

Jiaocheng Province, until today a quiet backwater able to avoid the worst of the fighting. The Beishan mountain range curls around the province, sheltering desert scrubland in it's lee. At the centre, the city (under control of the local government Yamen) oversees extensive farmland and villages. The river is fordable from the villages, but otherwise commanders must rely on riverine transport.

The goal for a warlord or coalition of warlords is to occupy the city and it's villages by diplomacy or force. The victor will gain a large supply and recruitment base for the next campaign (if a coalition is victorious, the bonus will be reduced and shared between the winners).

HOW TO BEGIN

0. Post here declaring your participation, if you like give some fluff about it (eg an elite unit). You MUST include a name and an identifying colour.

1. Use the points list below to construct an army

2. Secretly communicate to me your entry point onto the map and your order of battle (the army list and the order in which divisions enter the map)

3. Recieve your scout reports and give your first order.

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54fb5c  No.288883

no thots will get the get


54fb5c  No.288884

nope


54fb5c  No.288885

not happening


54fb5c  No.288886

gonna be druids


54fb5c  No.288887

one more




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4dc77b  No.270447[Reply]

This Week

Well you know what's happened c'mon

Cuba plane crash leaves more than 100 dead

>More than 100 people have died after a Boeing 737 airliner crashed near Cuba's main airport in Havana, the country's worst air disaster in decades

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-44176899

Royal Bloodline crash leaves more than 1000 years tradition spoilt

>More than 1000 fucks have fucked after a Jungle nigger got into British Royalty, the country's worst coon toon in decades

www.AnyWebsite.com/news/read_the_line_above_cunt

Anne Frank's 'dirty jokes' found in hidden diary pages

>Two new pages from Anne Frank's diary have been published, containing a handful of dirty jokes and her thoughts on sex

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-44133453

German rappers in anti-Semitism lyrics row to visit Auschwitz

>Two rappers whose lyrics about the Holocaust provoked an outcry in Germany have accepted an invitation to visit the death camp

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-43987166?intlink_from_url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/topics/c34vxewp0ykt/the-holocaust&link_location=live-reporting-story

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778f61  No.271142

>>271141

ahhhhhhhhhhh lad I didn't see they were coming up…


4dc77b  No.271144

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4dc77b  No.271145

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>stuck again


4dc77b  No.271146

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335f7f  No.271173

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>>271071

Our rescue lamb randomly died today




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081a59  No.269718[Reply]

Royal SNUB! Is Princess Eugenie set to MISS OUT on Meghan’s AMAZING wedding gift? miss her tbh

https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/961502/Royal-wedding-2018-Princess-Eugenie-Meghan-Markle-York-Cottage-wedding-gift-royal-snub

Royal wedding 2018: Prince Charles to walk Meghan down the aisle

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-44168082

Mum Makes Life-size Cake Versions of Meghan and Harry!

https://the-motherload.co.uk/mum-makes-life-size-cake-versions-of-meghan-and-harry/

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d80d27  No.270444

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ab1bcb  No.270445

>>270444

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d80d27  No.270446

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d80d27  No.270448

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d80d27  No.270449

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