[ / / / / / / / / / / / / / ] [ dir / choroy / ck / dempart / mde / porn / rzabczan / vg / vril ]

/newbrit/ - /brit//politics/

Disclaimer: This is entirely satire
Winner of the 77nd Attention-Hungry Games
/x/ - Paranormal Phenomena and The RCP Authority

April 2019 - 8chan Transparency Report
Name
Email
Subject
Comment *
File
Password (Randomized for file and post deletion; you may also set your own.)
* = required field[▶ Show post options & limits]
Confused? See the FAQ.
Flag
Embed
(replaces files and can be used instead)
Options
dicesidesmodifier

Allowed file types:jpg, jpeg, gif, png, webm, mp4, swf, pdf
Max filesize is 16 MB.
Max image dimensions are 15000 x 15000.
You may upload 5 per post.


Just what you need to make you feel better

File: 691d7f18c4e6942⋯.png (794.74 KB, 976x620, 244:155, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1b72eab58b50256⋯.png (809 KB, 976x549, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 5ebfe8f2fa1b029⋯.png (882.73 KB, 976x600, 122:75, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 149f68eb7018781⋯.png (972.92 KB, 976x700, 244:175, ClipboardImage.png)

ca3b56  No.394188

Notre-Dame cathedral: Firefighters tackle blaze in Paris

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-47941794

Notre-Dame's spire collapses due to fire

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-europe-47941113/notre-dame-s-spire-collapses-due-to-fire

Images of the blaze at Notre-Dame in Paris

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-47936445

89775d  No.394190

>>394188

good lad nice dubs


ca3b56  No.394191

File: e3886f80e0abcd6⋯.png (126.53 KB, 320x272, 20:17, ClipboardImage.png)

>>394190

check them digits on the timestamp too


58307c  No.394192

>>394188

Good lad thanks for the thread

The reaction to the Cathedral burning will be interesting yeah, I hope they rebuild it just as before, or possibly even bigger and better with modern technology allowing us to build stronger.


863b19  No.394193

File: aaaa6d350fdd7d8⋯.jpg (127.97 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, Jewess 599.jpg)


58307c  No.394194

File: f17e69c4a605d11⋯.jpg (7.52 KB, 200x200, 1:1, 1552847211372.jpg)

>friend on internet who owned a pitbull got bit by it and had to put it to sleep

Doesn't look too bad luckily


05f818  No.394195

>Notre-Dame's main structure is "saved and preserved" after fire.

Well that's something,


c92ddb  No.394196

>>394194

Oh no, don't let Spic see this post, he'll start another dogs vs. cats debate. Pitbulls aren't good dogs though.


05f818  No.394197

File: 2352db115ef9e91⋯.png (272.13 KB, 756x532, 27:19, ClipboardImage.png)

>Obama gives shallow platitudes while Trump considers solutions


c92ddb  No.394198

File: 88224ba4820ca38⋯.png (14.62 MB, 3527x2599, 3527:2599, ClipboardImage.png)

>>394195

>Inb4 they rebuild as Coventry was rebuilt


d96ab4  No.394199

>>394197

just put the fire out lol


05f818  No.394200

>>394199

Nah, give people more space to mourn. That'll do it.


981882  No.394201

>>394155

>Oh yeah I forgot you sent me that video of yourself doing knife tricks.

>How many you got?

Nine, not including the two leathermen and the one that got stolen by the nigger

>>394158

>don't own a gun anymore

is that why you were handing in paperwork?


d96ab4  No.394202

inb4 varg did it


58307c  No.394203

>>394201

>is that why you were handing in paperwork?

Yep just getting all of that sorted out it's done now, glad tbh was a pain.


981882  No.394204

File: 1499749d6ed17c6⋯.png (935.6 KB, 960x720, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

quite impressed that jaime managed to not know from the first episode up until now tbh

impressively convenient at least

>>394203

you're a good lad

thanks for letting me know you dont have to join a club to get a shotgun


b28499  No.394205

>>394194

>friend on internet who owned a pitbull got bit by it and had to put it to sleep

karma and good riddance


ca3b56  No.394206

>>394204

he has been p busy tbh lad


981882  No.394207

File: 8d46013aa96c5fc⋯.png (1.34 MB, 1000x665, 200:133, ClipboardImage.png)

>>394206

fair point tbh

>ywn be this dashing

especially not now since i got the hairlop, smh


ca3b56  No.394208

File: 196cb615fc87811⋯.png (406.53 KB, 634x424, 317:212, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 5d101bcfc9928ad⋯.png (32.42 KB, 657x527, 657:527, 5d101bcfc9928ad8b279fc39aa….png)


58307c  No.394209

File: 9f1e94bce56f7e2⋯.png (98.66 KB, 598x480, 299:240, ClipboardImage.png)

>>394208

it was like 800 years old


05f818  No.394210

>>394209

Time for a change eh? Out with the old, in with the new!


05f818  No.394211

File: c12c1352d5cc3ce⋯.png (24.53 KB, 722x223, 722:223, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 733ddb618c823d4⋯.gif (450.16 KB, 500x338, 250:169, katz.gif)


58307c  No.394212

>>394210

What comes next I wonder, will they rebuilt it…


05f818  No.394213

File: 94568b59e32d26a⋯.png (42.05 KB, 2000x1564, 500:391, absolutely brutal1.png)

>>394212

Put up some based brutalist structures.


863b19  No.394214

File: 9342be5e3727b3f⋯.jpg (83.19 KB, 736x552, 4:3, 9f911eb4a7ef573322aa76afe0….jpg)

>>394208

>>394209

these things happen, no need to get upset. there are more important things than old buildings


05f818  No.394215

File: 9e29d1021f6bd16⋯.png (10.43 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

Here's your new cathedral, fam


d422ef  No.394216

>>394214

yeah, like the fact that Muslims and niggers are running amok in Europe and literally destroying its people, culture, property and history


58307c  No.394217

>>394213

Keek I like that image.

>>394214

We don't build nice stuff anymore, could deal with it better if I knew we still built stuff that nice smh.

>>394215

It is built for the wars to come looks like a bunker


166680  No.394218

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terence_MacSwiney

Wish we learnt about the Irish war of independence in school. Never heard of this fella before and he starved himself for 74 days, Christ.


863b19  No.394219

>>394216

stop trying to rile yourself up, just relax.

>>394217

I doubt they won't put up an effort to restore it to how it was before.


166680  No.394220

>>394196

For the record, dogs are infinitely better companions than cats


166680  No.394221

>>394138

Fuck off GCHQ


d96ab4  No.394222

tbqh the fire is most likely to have been caused by a braindead chain smoking frenchman working on the rennovations

>buuuuhh oui c'est normal j'aime le feu

>buuuuuh merde


58307c  No.394223

>>394222

They do love smoking it may well have been their downfall in this case


166680  No.394224

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

might do a wank


166680  No.394225

File: 72f9646ff91155a⋯.png (80.75 KB, 206x263, 206:263, HNNNNNNNNNNG.png)

tfw no dominatrix gf to admonish and abolish my testicles with her feet


b28499  No.394226

File: 8a9b6ef2669fb67⋯.jpg (141.23 KB, 1023x1024, 1023:1024, 98c23e5d35febfdc6733530da0….jpg)

top kek


b54a49  No.394227

File: bb8a4a493efd971⋯.gif (462.26 KB, 283x283, 1:1, 1549772415629.gif)

>>394226

Notre Dame of Thrones


88e0fd  No.394228

File: 4df4a088ecae49f⋯.jpg (80.67 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, 798060.jpg)

File: 784f56a502f5f63⋯.png (4.28 MB, 2048x1536, 4:3, 1ea0451f-81cf-4f6d-ad10-53….png)

File: 74b5c89f80876e5⋯.png (3.55 MB, 1536x2048, 3:4, acff3a99-f1a1-41f2-a043-67….png)

>>394225

Good lad


863b19  No.394229

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Charls talks about Notre Dame


05f818  No.394230

File: a0b54eaf6faee00⋯.jpg (61.84 KB, 600x478, 300:239, 207918_stock-photo-angry-s….jpg)

>>394228

Absolutely degenerate. Only my weird fetishes are acceptable here.


855445  No.394231

>tfw no thicc cracked elephant sole gf


855445  No.394233

Tre no anything gf


855445  No.394234

Tfw no night shift gf


b5891f  No.394235

>>394224

>>394234

>>394233

>>394231

I had sex last night twice. It's overrated tbh and I cummed early both times. The 1st time just from dry humping. Also kissing is like eating lips.


863b19  No.394236

File: 81a1662312b0a45⋯.png (914.44 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, cookerjewess.png)

i hate when lasses don't know how to kiss well


855445  No.394237

I would wager that sexual pleasure itself isn't what people want


863b19  No.394238

>>394237

if it were /r9k/ would just stfu and hire a hooker already


855445  No.394239

Gonna load wares now


b5891f  No.394240

>>394237

Yea but it's expected lad.


863b19  No.394241

File: d89e81219bef8cc⋯.jpg (365 KB, 1400x933, 1400:933, regina-saskatchewan.jpg)

File: fbc3a6224c2ec3d⋯.jpg (189.62 KB, 1000x668, 250:167, SKLEG-08172016-3.jpg)

the province recently replaced the dome of the legislature with a newer one, but i kinda liked it better before, tbh


fbc971  No.394242

File: 395c64e3ee728b7⋯.png (18.8 KB, 942x432, 157:72, Untitled.png)

>>394228

first pic is nice, I saw a lass with shoes something like that last night

>>394235

>Also kissing is like eating lips

kissing is lovely. granted it's been a very long time but I remember it being lovely

>>394240

>Yea but it's expected lad

this, sex is the cornerstone of a relationship

>>394241

pic


855445  No.394243

>>394240

What do you mean?


fbc971  No.394244

File: a1516ddc0d539dc⋯.png (2.15 MB, 1280x1239, 1280:1239, a1516ddc0d539dc4557dba5226….png)

>>394243

cunts hunger for cummies, lad


fbc971  No.394245

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


fbc971  No.394246

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

ooh I should have posted this, it's live in sasquatchwang


855445  No.394247

>>394244

They can have a fill until they are pregnant


855445  No.394248

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


fbc971  No.394249

File: 2686c1dc773cc62⋯.jpg (86.33 KB, 960x521, 960:521, IMG_20170312_200055.jpg)


855445  No.394250

>extra work from bossman

>ask if it is a lot

>"nah m8 "

>make the pickup

>it is hours of work extra

Every time


855445  No.394251

File: e85643d8c8b4a30⋯.jpg (3.65 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, 20190416_062228.jpg)

Ahhhhhh bossman gimme back my sunglasses


855445  No.394252

Fuck i drove by the Bossman on the road. Hope this does not prompt him to call me


855445  No.394253

At least now the warehouse is safe


fbc971  No.394254

>>394250

do you get paid extra for it, at least?

>>394251

I need sunglasses and music to drive, unless it's very cloudy or nighttime. Then, only music.

>wunder-baum


855445  No.394255

>>394254

Yeah more pay. Do you like wunderbaum? I am indifferent. Same about music.

>that coworker who buys a New radio every time he forgets his


fbc971  No.394256

>>394255

>Do you like wunderbaum? I am indifferent

no idea what it is, I just thought the name was amusing. I don't have one of those cardboard tree scent things in my car

>that coworker who buys a New radio every time he forgets his

I just use a tape deck-headphone jack adapter and plug in my ipod classic 160gb that I bought for cheap off craigslist (some ghetto niglet on a bicycle that met us in mcdonalds, bet he stole it. had like 15 nigger rap songs on it, 160gb lmao). had the thing for many years now, dropped it so many times, it's scratched up as hell and still works fine. pretty good product. only thing is that if it gets too cold, it won't work. battery life isn't impressive but it's not bad either and charges very fast


855445  No.394257

File: bccc8434bbeaecb⋯.jpg (4.58 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, 20190416_075621.jpg)

Every speed limit cuck must hang


fbc971  No.394258

>>394257

well if you can see far enough ahead that there's nobody coming in the other lane, you can just pass him. I hate when people go slow too, the limits are always set 5-10mph slower than they ought to be


855445  No.394259

>>394258

You are a bit of a mr. Obvious at times lid

https://streamable.com/g39mm


f3a7d1  No.394260

File: 3434ac48afa250d⋯.webm (9.45 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Sargon.webm)


855445  No.394261

>>394260

Thanks Sargon


855445  No.394262

>>394260

Thanks Sargon


fbc971  No.394263

I wanna read Moby Dick but it's like 800 pages and the time I would want to read is in bed for like 15-30 minutes before I go to sleep and that's impractical unless I go to bed early 'cause the nightlight is bright and will interfere with mummy's slumber

so basically I wanna start going to bed earlier and also working out would be nice so I can make myself qt again. then I can read some B O O K K also, I've really not read many books. last book I read was the Turner Diaries which was pretty lowbrow tbh, enjoyable read but he like flew a nuke plane into something like cmon lmao


855445  No.394264

We are going home lids. 2 hours and it is comfy time


fbc971  No.394265

File: b47442dee12301f⋯.jpg (76.88 KB, 800x800, 1:1, good_night_frens.jpg)

night/morning lads/lasses

>>394264

a job well done


855445  No.394266

>>394265

Nigh lad

Going to start reading grapes of wrath b4 bed


855445  No.394267

Lluv vroomin

'Ate boomers

Simple as

https://streamable.com/7qgd1


ca3b56  No.394268

>>394267

>speeding

smh reporting you to norGieCHQ as we speak


35072d  No.394269

File: 629ccbce862b2ea⋯.jpg (39.66 KB, 316x311, 316:311, 629ccbce862b2ea8d0864f1673….jpg)

>>394219

inb4 bids go out to build a new Notre Dame and Zaha Hadid wins it


c83ac1  No.394270

>>394268

smh it#s legal to speed in norway


35072d  No.394271

>>394267

I can't understand a word you say tbh


c83ac1  No.394272

>>394271

but it's English. DO you speak Cornish?


c83ac1  No.394273

>lad from work calling asking me if I can drive for another 3 hours

man fuck off I am going to bed


ca3b56  No.394274

File: 70e0e34cf350410⋯.png (119.25 KB, 700x394, 350:197, ClipboardImage.png)


c83ac1  No.394275

>>394274

shut up big dickie


ca3b56  No.394276

File: 4735ec0dde2bf28⋯.png (936.41 KB, 1252x706, 626:353, ClipboardImage.png)

absolutely based American television entering Britain through the BBC


166680  No.394277

File: 118dac56cde6e20⋯.png (575.55 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

one month later… I am forgotten


c83ac1  No.394278

>>394277

keeeek


c83ac1  No.394279

File: 270210800dfd77a⋯.png (382.76 KB, 768x522, 128:87, ClipboardImage.png)

nigh nigh lad


011f4e  No.394280


35072d  No.394281

>>394272

Nagw, ac dw e ddim yn swnio fel saesneg.


35072d  No.394282

>>394276

It's okay when it's our closest friend and ally subverting our country and our culture though


011f4e  No.394283

fried bacon, eggs, mushroom and spinach

pretty nice tbh


35072d  No.394284

File: 9a17be4f148455a⋯.jpg (34.65 KB, 637x637, 1:1, sosig.jpg)

>>394283

Good lad


011f4e  No.394285

honestly nothing worse than americans

such a vile country

the heart of the great satan


863b19  No.394286

>>394242

why is there a big fucking chunk missing? literally how could they fuck up the shape of my province, it's literally just 4 lines


011f4e  No.394287

>>394286

DUDE STRAIGHT LINES

seriously FUCK americans


863b19  No.394288

>>394287

lol, are you okay? how else would you partition millions of square miles of land lacking geographic significance?


011f4e  No.394289

>>394288

rivers, dumbass


863b19  No.394290

File: ab23d9a04938e4a⋯.png (89.75 KB, 500x348, 125:87, Saskatchewanrivermap.png)

>>394289

WOW I WISH WE THOUGHT OF THAT!

IF ONLY WE HAD ANY. there is a single river that goes across the province


011f4e  No.394291

>>394290

retards


863b19  No.394292

File: ffbc0cf217c1dba⋯.jpg (37.89 KB, 550x385, 10:7, 91652.jpg)

File: e247008268d930e⋯.jpg (94.44 KB, 600x346, 300:173, trans-canada-rail-express-….jpg)

>>394291

if I remember correctly, I think the french devised their farm plots like this so the farmers had access to the river, for transport.

I imagine we were doing the same with our prarie provinces, but with rail instead of river


35072d  No.394293

>>394290

Come to think of it why divide it into provinces at all? Why not just one big province?


35072d  No.394294

File: c05bff5682fa77f⋯.jpg (27.37 KB, 615x409, 615:409, rompuy (2).jpg)


05f818  No.394295

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


863b19  No.394296

File: 7126470b21bcf45⋯.jpg (45.52 KB, 687x676, 687:676, yeeboy.jpg)

>>394295

tolkien drew his world from the hobbit's mythology, and the hobbit was published for kids. turtletard is just a degenerate who wants to one-up a children's writer. SAD


f3a7d1  No.394297

File: 7678b224a15aba6⋯.png (18.26 KB, 380x467, 380:467, 1555420950479.png)

File: e83bfe099f38f67⋯.png (28.26 KB, 554x496, 277:248, 1555292373629.png)


ca3b56  No.394298

File: bdf4f385263fa90⋯.png (577.22 KB, 499x885, 499:885, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1d0528210e958c4⋯.png (135.03 KB, 800x850, 16:17, 1488983251418.png)


35072d  No.394299

>>394297

el goblino de la guerra de las galaxias?


05f818  No.394300

File: 147b4c0d203d91a⋯.webm (3.9 MB, 600x336, 25:14, staring into the abyss.webm)

>>394297

Dunno what's worse. The fact that some of these people are genuine, or the fact that others fake emotional reactions for money, because there actually exists a market for that now.


05f818  No.394301

>>394298

I will not hesitate to say that the cathedral is worth more than all of their lives.


863b19  No.394302

>>394301

psychopath


05f818  No.394303

>>394302

Nah. Psychopaths aren't honest.


863b19  No.394304

>>394303

sociopath


35072d  No.394305

>>394302

>a monument to God that outlived dozens and dozens of generations and which a lot of peasant Christians likely died in building

OR

>a ragtag collection of enemies sent to destroy your country


05f818  No.394306

>>394304

I'm just autistic. I like objects more than people, in most cases, and I can't often bring myself to speak dishonestly.


863b19  No.394307

>>394305

I don't care how you justify it, bud. wtf are talking about "enemies," aren't they just regular white people?


166680  No.394308

>>394307

nobody living in Grenfell was white


166680  No.394309

feeling very down today, been thinking about going into town and throwing myself off the top of the car park.


863b19  No.394310

>>394308

gross, it's probably better to have that place cleaned with fire then. i'm only surprised they weren't given luxury mansions to live in as recompense.


166680  No.394311

just want the clouds and dampness to fuck off, makes everything look worse than it is


212ce5  No.394312

File: f81a7d64d926b41⋯.gif (1.33 MB, 304x376, 38:47, 1555337016076.gif)

>>394309

Don't do it lad. You have value even if you don't think it yourself.


e305fc  No.394313

>>394286

>why is there a big fucking chunk missing? literally how could they fuck up the shape of my province, it's literally just 4 lines

I was almost gonna ask you about that, I thought it was a rectangle too


011f4e  No.394314

fucksake


a5782c  No.394315

ugghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


a5782c  No.394316

>>394298

get rid of the rest of them too. No need for council flat tower blocks


a5782c  No.394317

or council estates in general, bring back workhouses


05f818  No.394318

File: 94568b59e32d26a⋯.png (42.05 KB, 2000x1564, 500:391, absolutely brutal1.png)

>>394316

The lovely architecture though.


e305fc  No.394319

File: 335c84fa98e0c7a⋯.jpg (9.6 KB, 238x238, 1:1, 1491304291227.jpg)

I HATE THE PHONE RINGING STOP FUCKING RINGING STOP FUCKING CALLING


109269  No.394320

>>394316

This

>>394317

Terraces for every cunt who earns less than £33,000 a year


a5782c  No.394321

>>394319

reminds me of the time I had a phone interview but I chickened out and hid from the ringing


ca3b56  No.394322

File: 1410dbc7cd604e5⋯.mp4 (3.97 MB, 178x320, 89:160, Toilet Loicense.mp4)

>be American woman

>try to use women's lavatory

>get arrested for not having your poopoopeepee loicense

keeeek


3cca6d  No.394323

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


f1b688  No.394324

>>394323

tradthot


ca3b56  No.394325

File: 7c36ef3fed07f3f⋯.png (651.72 KB, 640x800, 4:5, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 01a419804832302⋯.png (23.21 KB, 641x530, 641:530, GlassesPepe2.png)


05f818  No.394326

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Soul…


863b19  No.394327

>>394325

an image like this makes me wonder how hard i can beat someone without bringing them to death


166680  No.394328

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


a5782c  No.394329

>>394323

hasn't abandoned the hair dye and the false eyelashes etc though I see

just another attention seeking bimbo


d09c58  No.394330

File: 6eb3208f958fb21⋯.png (581.56 KB, 600x837, 200:279, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 76ba93ff855329f⋯.png (469.44 KB, 529x755, 529:755, ClipboardImage.png)

File: d57f30b86791504⋯.png (700.13 KB, 713x799, 713:799, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 609321524a0e388⋯.png (257.15 KB, 510x501, 170:167, ClipboardImage.png)


166680  No.394331

File: 3ef95544a3729f3⋯.jpg (16.73 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hqdefault.jpg)

it really do be like that way sometimes


f1b688  No.394332

>>394330

remember my mum skyped me just after my grandad died and at one point asked if I wanted to see him


05f818  No.394333

File: 9cf5d6389f56dad⋯.gif (828.22 KB, 500x342, 250:171, Laura.gif)

Well now my day is ruined. Oh, the dread is setting in.


166680  No.394334

File: 706d54039a4315d⋯.jpg (34.32 KB, 300x626, 150:313, i know that feel.jpg)


3cca6d  No.394335

>>394333

what went wrong?


d09c58  No.394336

>>394332

Damn that's awful. Mummy said the day before Nanny's funeral "I never asked if you wanted to see her" but it was bad enough on the deathbed.


f1b688  No.394337

>>394336

I mean she was in shock, and really wasn't thinking straight, but it was just weird.


05f818  No.394338

>>394335

I remembered I'm trapped on a planet with these animals.


c83ac1  No.394339


c83ac1  No.394340

File: 2593f9416c19dff⋯.png (25.78 KB, 559x536, 559:536, 5778ee8ae22608ee0e415d2bf1….png)

>>394338

Good thing I balance it out


05f818  No.394341

File: 9728abf88bc4398⋯.png (252.68 KB, 620x415, 124:83, 9ec0cfbebeb22985d1e40c5066….png)

>>394340

Save me.


3cca6d  No.394342


863b19  No.394343

>>394340

by body mass


c83ac1  No.394344

>>394343

keeeeeek

>>394342

There's room for at least 3 of us

>>394341

I'm stuck here too, lad. We're not getting off this rock smh


c83ac1  No.394345

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


863b19  No.394346

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


f1b688  No.394347

File: 4167affdc3fcf28⋯.jpg (96.61 KB, 682x959, 682:959, nintchdbpict000287358822.jpg)


c83ac1  No.394348

>>394347

>Brianna Wu laughing at her in the background


863b19  No.394349

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


ca3b56  No.394350

File: 970b3356603de9f⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 21.95 KB, 288x337, 288:337, 143897799318.jpg)

Ribeye steak (cooked rare) with chips, onion rings and tinned tomatoes for dindins and a little codeine on the side :^)


c83ac1  No.394351

>>394350

very nice. Having burnt onion rings and crispy soggy chicken


35072d  No.394352

>>394347

Kinda wouldn't mind a halfpoo gf tbh


863b19  No.394353

>>394352

i had a pajeet friend when i was young and his sister had a crush on my for the years i knew him.


863b19  No.394354

>>394353

she was really pretty


35072d  No.394355

>>394353

>>394354

Did you give her a kiss?


863b19  No.394356

>>394355

no, but i should've given her a right big snog.


35072d  No.394357

File: 07b5cadc729b117⋯.png (546.41 KB, 680x778, 340:389, feeling together.png)


f1b688  No.394358

>>394352

based and civicpilled


863b19  No.394359

File: bdc3c88360b48e9⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 38.79 KB, 862x220, 431:110, bc04c32a3fd1218bd0344498c2….png)


c83ac1  No.394360

File: d4e2e6c4a14c7b2⋯.png (296.59 KB, 425x600, 17:24, ClipboardImage.png)

>no troll dad to wash me


f1b688  No.394361

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>lass sends me this

hmmmmmmssssttt


c83ac1  No.394362

>>394361

why do we never see your gf, lad?


f1b688  No.394363

>>394362

same reason you psychos don't really know anything about me


c83ac1  No.394364

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Sooooo


c83ac1  No.394365

>>394363

You should vlogpost more, lad.

>psychos

smh lad


f1b688  No.394366


ca3b56  No.394367

File: 2dcc521b6ddb5e6⋯.jpg (28.67 KB, 320x286, 160:143, beautiful music pepe.jpg)

>Pay your respects to the vultures

>For they are your future

>Our fathers and mothers have

>Our fathers and mothers have

>They have failed to release us

>They have failed to release us

>They have failed to release us

>Into the welcoming arms

>Of the amethyst deceivers


863b19  No.394368

>>394363

>>394366

you're a good lad, don't let us corrupt you


8ee0bf  No.394369

>>394342

looks proper comfy tbh


c83ac1  No.394370

File: 8f3256e54389109⋯.png (608.96 KB, 1014x788, 507:394, 8f3256e543891098e39c8d2e33….png)

tbh people who don't share with their frens are the real psychos


109269  No.394371

I have that fuckign cold


8ee0bf  No.394372

File: 3fc05131d13ab17⋯.png (860.54 KB, 736x613, 736:613, ClipboardImage.png)

put a slip of paper in my seatpost to prove the bike is mine if it gets stolen, now i can't stop thinking about all the naughty trinkets i could put in there and make it even more of a SHTF bug-out bike

>first aid kit

>collapsible fishing rod

>small radio

>knife

the possibilities are endless

i am so autistic


109269  No.394373

*makes unnecessary purchases*


f1b688  No.394374

>>394371

fuckflu?


109269  No.394375

>>394374

poo in the flu not in your shoo


c83ac1  No.394376

>>394372

you're so weird


c83ac1  No.394377

hey tbbk check your messages


109269  No.394378

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>when slags wanna grope my horns


3cca6d  No.394379

Whats the best way to impregnate an abbo?


8ee0bf  No.394380

>>394376

no i am cute and quirky uwu


c83ac1  No.394381

>>394380

sorry lad, we already have a Westie. You got to find another niche


8ee0bf  No.394382

>>394379

cum into a jerry can


8ee0bf  No.394383

>>394381

but westie isn't obsessed with bicycles or knives or tanks


3cca6d  No.394384

File: 2b8eb12fb374171⋯.jpg (49.88 KB, 763x757, 763:757, D11R_sqUcAEUwvR.jpg)

>>394382

cum in her shoe and let the flies do the rest


c83ac1  No.394385

>>394379

turkey baster lad

>>394383

Anprim has knives tbh, and Lindy has tanks. You can have the bicycles. Oops no wait, I think Daftie has that. Guess you have nothing but a shitty pommel smh


8ee0bf  No.394386

>>394385

lindy isnt a poster here [that we know of…] and none of them are as into those things as i am smh

i will now ignore you for bullying me

daftie's into bikes?


863b19  No.394387

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I kinda want a gf, but I know I don't want to maintain a relationship either. tough choice.


109269  No.394388

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Denmark has no cul-


863b19  No.394389

wait, no. fuck that. I love my life as it is.


3cca6d  No.394390

>>394389

>>394387

I also like live a peaceful stress-free life and dont want to risk anything changing that.


863b19  No.394391

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>394390

we have many years ahead of us to settle down, lets soak in the lack of responsibility for now.


109269  No.394392

File: ff05df0c1d1d294⋯.png (348.78 KB, 480x360, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>>394389

>>394390

Gotta spoil the fun sometime lads

>tfw fatty lasses always compliment me bum

truly, i have become the bumbum king

*injures back a little doing squats


f1b688  No.394393

>>394387

maintaining a relationship isn't a chore


c83ac1  No.394394

>>394386

yeah, bicycles, not men who likes bikes, lad. Smh your thirst for easteners

>>394388

wholesome gang


c83ac1  No.394395

File: 31af8e1d4dca411⋯.png (2.27 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)

>>394387

You have to maintain relationships?


f1b688  No.394396

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

sad times


109269  No.394397

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

What's your favourite high school in America lads? I think Seminole Ridge does the best lip dubs most consistently tbh


8ee0bf  No.394398

>>394395

yeah, in much the same way you have to maintain a bike

not like you'd know anything about either


d09c58  No.394399

File: 93d4bd677f15ad6⋯.png (1.15 MB, 996x1080, 83:90, ClipboardImage.png)

>normies at work questioning my interests again


c83ac1  No.394400

File: 86f069f14081fdf⋯.png (26.5 KB, 402x470, 201:235, ClipboardImage.png)

>No Neo mummy to be proud of you

>>394399

as in asking you what they are?

Did you quote Kira?

>there are people who can't appreciate a quiet life

>>394398

Why are you bullying me, lad?


109269  No.394401

File: 1864e5565bfcd88⋯.png (1.93 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>ugliest chix at school are feminists


7f7da6  No.394402

File: 77f82853d94ba68⋯.png (29.37 KB, 807x646, 807:646, bumbum.png)

took a shower, did my hair grooming (although the trimmer ran out of battery mid-pubes so I'll have to finish that tomorrow), put on clean jammies. comfy now

tomorrow I'll finish the process and get a haircut at yank haircut hookers where they give you a massage and stuff


c83ac1  No.394403

>>394401

>tfw you look up that ugly girl from school expecting her still to be the sweet lass she used to be

>full commie, dyke, abortions, multiculturalism and everything else bad


7f7da6  No.394404

haircut hooters*

wew that typo


d09c58  No.394405

File: b96ddefbb530b35⋯.png (399.69 KB, 800x500, 8:5, 1542575915922.png)

>>394400

>everyone sat on the same table to work today due to lower staff numbers

>munter sits next to me

>mentions she's playing a board game later

>I start talking to her about them too

>she also likes jigsaws

>one of the normie girls asks "why are you so interested in things like board games and puzzles but you can't show an interest in our other conversations?" (make-up, sex, degeneracy, sex etc.)

>just stare at her (eyes were perhaps a little too wide)

>turn back to the munter and ask her if she likes Snakes and Ladders


05f818  No.394406

>>394396

A

SODDING

TIC-TAC


05f818  No.394407

>>394399

Did you try to explain Jojo to them?


7f7da6  No.394408

File: 296f58c3557d103⋯.jpg (26.58 KB, 326x326, 1:1, please_be_patient.jpg)

>>394405

keeeek


863b19  No.394409

>>394405

that's adorable


c83ac1  No.394410

>>394402

yanklife sounds horrid

>>394405

>just stare at her

keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

Maybe you can all have a cute work sleep over one day and play board games


d09c58  No.394411

>>394407

I told them I like anime and they looked at me like I was the most revolting and repulsive thing they had ever laid their eyes on.

>>394410

I also had to lay down the law with her earlier when she wasn't getting up to answer the door because she was "nervous" and it meant that I would have to go more times if she wasn't doing her part. So I just said "but it's your turn" and she got up and did it.


c83ac1  No.394412

File: f985fe0498f3604⋯.jpg (19.25 KB, 680x530, 68:53, 1549359985698.jpg)

>that school trip where you camped outside and you had your tent in a ditch and it rained during the night so you woke up soaked


109269  No.394413

>>394411

What do you even do birdmann?


c83ac1  No.394414

>>394411

>but it's your turn

man, that's harsh.


3cca6d  No.394415

>>394412

why did you put it in a ditch


05f818  No.394416

>>394405

Keek. These people can't stand the dismissive attitude. This once a guy was mocking me for "not getting his joke". I told him I got it, but it wasn't funny, and he looked so wounded.


c83ac1  No.394417

>>394415

it was relatively flat compared to elsewhere and one of the few places not covered in cow poopies smh


7f7da6  No.394418

>>394410

it is but nothing in that passage is horrid

>>394416

>This once a guy was mocking me for "not getting his joke". I told him I got it, but it wasn't funny, and he looked so wounded.

kek


c83ac1  No.394419

>remember how I awkwardly asked if the teachers wanted turkish tea

I can still feel the cringe. I still interact with people the same way. For fuck's sake what's wrong with me smh


109269  No.394420

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>394418

Show us your high school lip dub love


7f7da6  No.394421

>>394412

I miss boy scouts, it was so fun

>>394420

no idea what that is. I dropped of HS anyway


7f7da6  No.394422

>>394419

>turkish tea

what's that? gonna look it up


c83ac1  No.394423

File: 1e7e9a248b48b6b⋯.png (303.62 KB, 646x595, 38:35, XvJD2NiVAz3Q0CsJkatni8Nvq8….png)

>>394416

>tfw you don't get it but laugh to appease them and then they get inquisitive and try to test if you actually got it


c83ac1  No.394424

>>394422

it was sugary powder mixed with tea or something you just put in hot water I believe. I forget. We bought it in turkey


d09c58  No.394425

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

She's honestly such a bimbo. This is not the Mudslime but her influence is seeping onto her, probably because she's so thick.

>all she does is complain about her boyfriend

>has been with him six years and he hasn't proposed yet

>whines about how he's too timid

>whines about when he says that he doesn't want her to go out at night and would rather she stays in and watches a film

>Mudslime tells her to go out there "babe" and experience "other people"

>girl says "maybe I can think about it and go back to him"

>I have to fight the temptation to start humming something like vid related

>>394413

I work in an office.

>>394414

Tough titty! I'm not doing her work for her. She's been here over a month. She can open the door. If I can manage it and other far less outgoing people than she can manage it, she can do it.

>>394416

You'll be remembered forever as the guy who wounded his pride. Or he would have told others that you have no sense of humour.

>>394419

>turkish tea

Is that a euphemism?


109269  No.394426

>>394421

It's where these little lasses all dance and stuff it's great i play my own music over them and fantasise that i'm a famous singer and they all love me


ff2af1  No.394427

remember when bumbumking was being a massive pedo over some italian girl


109269  No.394428

>>394427

Elvira was 16 unless you are talking about Alice or Noami


c83ac1  No.394429

>>394425

> she's so thick.

thicc?

And that's awful. 6 years? She must be running out of time herself, not the time to "experiment" and fuck 25 lads that the articles suggest.

>Tough titty!

I was being sarcastic if it wasn't obvious, autist.

Being at work is nice tbh, when it's my job to do things it's easier to do them tbh

>Is that a euphemism?

No it's something we bought in Turkey. Turkish delight is a favourtie sweetie in Turkey, it's awful, and more of an euphemism. I guess turkish tea could imply dehydrated people peeing during sex.

>>394427

>(1)

>>394428

don't mind him, lad, he's not from here


05f818  No.394430

>>394423

I can never be that person. I can't play the social games. They tire me out. People just end up thinking I hate them, unless they stumble upon a topic of conversation that actually engages me.


c83ac1  No.394431

>>394430

I guess I don't play it with people i know, usually just people I recently meet. I think it's actually working, bossman tells me less and less jokes and gets to the point quicker. What engages you, lad?


7f7da6  No.394432

File: afbea00c6342b2e⋯.png (103.87 KB, 800x769, 800:769, afbea00c6342b2e970054a0cd5….png)

>>394429

>I guess turkish tea could imply dehydrated people peeing during sex

wut


109269  No.394433

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>394425

Don't throw your love away for youuuuu might neeed it some dayyyyyyyy


c83ac1  No.394434

>>394432

when you are dehydrated your pee gets more yellowish/brownish yellow


8ee0bf  No.394435

>>394429

>>394432

>I guess turkish tea could imply dehydrated people peeing during sex.

and he calls me weird for liking bicycles, smh


c83ac1  No.394436

so it looks like tea. smh it is obvious


05f818  No.394437

>>394431

Well, with the normingtons it's usually video games or films. Easy to talk about that stuff. If they try to tell me about the football or something, I'm just a brick wall, and they end up thinking I'm retarded or I don't like them.


c83ac1  No.394438

>>394437

think I'll have a death sentence for unessential talks tbh


f1b688  No.394439

File: 3ebb88a4fc7a5f9⋯.png (135.66 KB, 296x378, 148:189, 3ebb88a4fc7a5f9c13150fb45e….png)


8ee0bf  No.394440

File: 79c292712bc69a0⋯.png (306.24 KB, 540x606, 90:101, ClipboardImage.png)

baste


05f818  No.394441

>>394440

Absolutely based.


109269  No.394442

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0twYSRLdc6w

Got work tomorrow and gotta be up at 4am to lift. I hope I'm nearly ready to move up on the bench press and this cunt kold won't stop a nibbah


109269  No.394443

oh and like


109269  No.394444

check 'em


45a916  No.394445

Brexit: Tory support collapses to lowest level in six years

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/brexit-tory-support-collapses-to-lowest-level-in-six-years-9vt8gf9hg

Judge summoned for jury duty at hearing he would conduct

https://www.theguardian.com/law/2019/apr/16/judge-summoned-for-jury-duty-at-hearing-he-would-conduct

The man who scanned Notre-Dame: Could Andrew Tallon’s work help rebuild the cathedral?

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/art/architecture/man-scanned-notre-dame-could-andrew-tallons-work-help-rebuild/

Extinction Rebellion London protest: Arrests top 200

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-47945397

Labour pledges to scrap primary Sats if elected

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-47950985

Mum's agony after son is stabbed to death in place she thought he would be safe

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mums-agony-after-son-stabbed-14370844

FATAL PLAY FIGHT: First pic of dad, 48, ‘killed after teenage son punched him in play fight outside nightclub’

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8877794/

NO DEAL? ‘No chance’ of Brexit trade deal if Irish peace process is threatened, Democratic House Speaker warns

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/brexit/8877751/

Wayne Hennessey: Crystal Palace goalkeeper cleared of Nazi salute after showing ignorance of Hitler

https://news.sky.com/story/wayne-hennessey-crystal-palace-goalkeeper-cleared-of-nazi-salute-after-showing-ignorance-of-hitler-11695487


8ee0bf  No.394446

>>394442

beautiful

coworker of mine also gets up at 4am to lift, i ought to do the same though maybe not quite so early

>>394444

noice, well done lad


c83ac1  No.394447

>>394445

>(1)

hm


8ee0bf  No.394448

File: 88332c7f98852f9⋯.png (719.08 KB, 660x371, 660:371, ClipboardImage.png)

File: d3c938c2df33bc0⋯.png (119.29 KB, 399x400, 399:400, 1510015248866.png)

>see sticker for "extinction rebellion" at the train station last week

>think "nice, baste pagang trads in my town resisting white genocide and spreading esoteric symbols"

>they just turn out to be more vegan climate nutters


c83ac1  No.394449

>>394442

night cutie


8ee0bf  No.394450

File: 4ce9b47f9f761e8⋯.gif (4.7 MB, 430x215, 2:1, 4ce9b47f9f761e8e9cb276914e….gif)

>>394445

>A mum who sent her son to live in Manchester in the hopes he would escape London's knife crime epidemic has recalled the moment she discovered he had been stabbed to death.

>sent her son to live in Manchester in the hopes he would escape London's knife crime epidemic

>sent to manchester


8ee0bf  No.394451

night lads


c83ac1  No.394452

>>394451

>he wants me to say "night cutie" to him too

night lad


a5782c  No.394453

>>394445

Well hopefully if the peace process is affected they will send England more bombs. Because otherwise they won't give a shit.


8ee0bf  No.394454

>>394452

>he actually said goodnight without being gay about it

exactly what i wanted, thanks tooty and night lad


c83ac1  No.394455

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

@Kay


9266f2  No.394456

File: 5b748f901119768⋯.png (1007.27 KB, 2232x2048, 279:256, image.png)

The only good thing about /brit/ is that he sometimes posts there tbh


c83ac1  No.394457

File: 16cdd16a24fad9f⋯.png (35.01 KB, 1106x529, 1106:529, 5778ee8ae22608ee0e415d2bf1….png)

>>394456

>tfw you spot the The Poster Formerly Known As Binsman in enemy territory


9266f2  No.394458

File: b67a761539cca26⋯.png (9.17 KB, 410x392, 205:196, image.png)

>>394457

They don't know our secret code words


c83ac1  No.394459


9266f2  No.394460


05f818  No.394461

>>394448

>gotta save the planet so it can be inherited by people who aren't us

It's like cleaning the hotel room before you check out.


c83ac1  No.394462

smh it's ruined now


c83ac1  No.394463

File: 22cede867f74141⋯.png (11.21 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 22cede867f741415bd6e9d37ea….png)

>>394461

w-what losers do that?


09f1aa  No.394464

*rolls eyes*


09f1aa  No.394465

>>394463

Yeah, that's a nice thing to do, it makes life easier for the staff, and makes you look less of a slob. Good practice if you might stay there again


863b19  No.394466

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


a5782c  No.394467

>>394463

Why wouldn't you?


c83ac1  No.394468


09f1aa  No.394469

File: b8ff553a06b1b12⋯.jpeg (217.27 KB, 2048x1024, 2:1, image.jpeg)

>Me and 22 stop posting on /brit/

>thread dies a death

That's the power of frens


09f1aa  No.394470

>>394468

Best guest


863b19  No.394471

File: e4f8d4e3add14a0⋯.png (1.57 MB, 1176x1452, 98:121, 1555450135899.png)

that's really sweet. he's such a charmer he managed to change his lasses mind about not having children.


a5782c  No.394472

>>394471

>Naming your kid after the gypsy from Hunchback


f1b688  No.394473

>>394472

she's named after emereldas from maetel smh


212ce5  No.394474

File: f5a576f2df00197⋯.jpg (143.54 KB, 861x1182, 287:394, Westie Lonely.jpg)

>>394471

>tfw ryan gosling had rhinoplasty


09f1aa  No.394475

>>394474

Is that a nose job?


c83ac1  No.394476

File: 500cb6775acfa3d⋯.png (168.46 KB, 500x458, 250:229, 1553784583583.png)


212ce5  No.394477

>>394476

i feel attacked


c83ac1  No.394478

File: 56f42bfcbfad8bd⋯.png (12.12 KB, 1057x691, 1057:691, lew_lad.png)

>>394477

It is saved in your folder keeeeeek


09f1aa  No.394479

File: bb75656c29b8e38⋯.png (43.83 KB, 633x758, 633:758, image.png)

>>394478

>he has a folder for each of us


212ce5  No.394480

>>394478

*remembers when I smoked*

gross


f1b688  No.394481

>>394479

I wonder what's in my folder


c83ac1  No.394482

>>394480

goodlad


c83ac1  No.394483

File: c7cbe7e83d7db84⋯.png (1.34 MB, 1200x900, 4:3, c7cbe7e83d7db8476c2a53735a….png)

>>394479

shame The Poster Formerly Known As Binsman doesn't post real life pics of himself, his folder would be so much bigger


9266f2  No.394484

File: d8fccc10212c5bb⋯.png (97.03 KB, 248x270, 124:135, image.png)

>>394483

>post real life pictures

Implying I'm not sexy Jack Donovan


9266f2  No.394485

>>394483

Btw, I killed Helmer, he's in BTFO hell now, forever


31fb86  No.394486

>>394332

Back in 99 when my little sister died after a heart surgery, I went to say 'goodbye' one last time. She was only 10 months, and I still remember that day clearly. Holdingher cold little hand, and asking my mom if I could get her pacifier and the teddy I gave her. My stepdad even cut a bit of her hair off, to keep in his wallet.

I'm not sure if I regret it. The nurses did make her pretty before we went to see her.


c83ac1  No.394487

File: d500ec828f3fba5⋯.png (3.39 MB, 1497x2000, 1497:2000, d500ec828f3fba510f0892b6f4….png)


c83ac1  No.394488

>>394486

smh poor lad


212ce5  No.394489

>>394486

:( you are a good lad for saying goodbye and caring


212ce5  No.394490

File: 2a4fda8958b9fdc⋯.jpg (137.26 KB, 543x1000, 543:1000, 1555272974540.jpg)

night lids


166680  No.394491

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

;_;


c83ac1  No.394492

>>394491

That looks painful


c83ac1  No.394493

could be an e-celeb with that commentary tbh


05f818  No.394494

>>394493

When are you starting the stream, lad?


c83ac1  No.394495

>>394494

when I start driving


05f818  No.394496

>>394495

No, I mean when are you going to start your career as a live streamer and e-celeb?


c83ac1  No.394497


05f818  No.394498

>>394497

I'll sub to you just incase.


c83ac1  No.394499

>>394498

keek, yeah I am beachmaster, remember my name


05f818  No.394500

>>394499

And I'm Javert.


05f818  No.394501

File: 571f3f8a4bf4997⋯.png (2.46 MB, 1440x2397, 480:799, ClipboardImage.png)

What the fuck?


c83ac1  No.394502

>>394501

coincidence I am sure


863b19  No.394503

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

i love her


7f7da6  No.394504

File: 157cbc3752d4805⋯.jpg (41.67 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 84289828974987492872894728….jpg)

>>394501

the chutzpah of these heebs


7f7da6  No.394505

File: e7442741ad3d8e5⋯.mp4 (761.96 KB, 640x360, 16:9, young_girls_love_tarrant.mp4)

File: c9f31fc8bcf092a⋯.webm (7.46 MB, 2048x1152, 16:9, everybody loves him.webm)


05f818  No.394506

>>394505

lasses be crazy.


7f7da6  No.394507

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>boom


7f7da6  No.394508

File: c699b430c87ec49⋯.jpg (118.67 KB, 704x904, 88:113, 5cbe47fdae3638e38a3454d786….jpg)

I hate boomers, lads

basically your skin needs to be lighter than a certain shade and your eyes have to be a certain height from lid to lid and your age has to be below a certain number or else you should unironically be minecrafted with a diamond minecraft sword in minecraft

somebody needs to make the opposite of this image, make it a zoomer in kraut uniform gassing boomers


7f7da6  No.394509

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

holy fuck


855445  No.394510

I called it bossman gave me way more work than he said it was . Luckily our customers had whipped him and told him to stop it with different drivers on that route so he or the harpy will have to do it

The customer is always right


3cca6d  No.394511

morning lads


7f7da6  No.394512

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>394511

no gayism, lad


855445  No.394513

File: 5062a82ec730492⋯.jpg (7.72 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, 20190417_092348.jpg)

>>394511

What was it, lad?


855445  No.394514

Having a rest in nature. No bears or moose pls


7f7da6  No.394515

File: 889959c6e6a639c⋯.png (165.22 KB, 225x322, 225:322, slenderman.png)

>>394513

it was some article about "bromance" which is allegedly a thing that happens. "straight" men being fags

>image

watch out, lad


855445  No.394516

>>394515

>>394515

Well posting it does not mean he avows it tbh

And yeah that shadow bear has followed me for a while


855445  No.394517

File: 1b47b5514c3ebf5⋯.jpg (3.69 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, 20190417_095746.jpg)

Got a boomer in sight let us chase it off the road


855445  No.394518


614628  No.394519

>>394518

push him off the road like mr bean


614628  No.394520

🎤 hold on tight to your dreams doodoodoo


614628  No.394521

have you ever lain in bed all night aware youre awake lying there while dreaming at the same time in some kinda hypnogogic state? very weird experience hahahahaha


614628  No.394522

File: b3d40891666d50b⋯.jpg (118.2 KB, 1040x793, 80:61, R3H.jpg)


614628  No.394523

Livius, if you listen very carefully, you can hear the gods laughing


2a46b7  No.394524

>>394349

Tbh it's a matter of when (in the near future, or already underway), not if stuff like this will happen. The tech is being developed with 'promising' results when it comes to targeting sound at individual peoples ears that nobody else can hear, and electric impulses used to influence behaviour, possibly remotely as well. These people may all be crazy, but physical implants could already exist that might be used the way they're describing. It's proper x files shit but mainstream scientific publications have been entertaining these ideas for quite a while.


0b7ca1  No.394525

File: 967c88ca288f264⋯.jpg (77.67 KB, 430x410, 43:41, eeeeeeee.jpg)

>>394505

Where the fuck is this from lmao


614628  No.394526

>>394524

the mood altering effects of microwaves were found out early in the cold war, the Russians had a massive microwave system aimed at the US and targeted the US embassy in moscow as well to fuck with the ambassadors. they developed this decades ago I don't doubt they can do what's in the video at all, probably more

spooky as fuck dissidents can be silently tortured and no one will believe who it's happening to

buy shares in tinfoil lads


212ce5  No.394527

File: f81a7d64d926b41⋯.gif (1.33 MB, 304x376, 38:47, 1555337016076.gif)

>>394520

*holds on tight*

>>394521

I kinda get what you mean that can be pretty trippy.

>>394522

dam romulus got to suck on THAT?

>>394523

Is this from Caligula that set is pretty cool tbh


614628  No.394528

File: 57b55a05d01e9b3⋯.jpg (79.81 KB, 600x671, 600:671, W 84.jpg)

for a while I thought I was being targeted by the government from being unable to sleep properly for months and cpiodnt explain why haha

no just electrolye imbalance


855445  No.394529

Keek bossman the madman did it he is actually making me drive Another 3hours


c92ddb  No.394530

>>394526

Didn't they find out that was going on in the US embassy in Cuba a couple of years ago?


614628  No.394531

File: 168be091f6db7de⋯.jpg (358.18 KB, 2048x1154, 1024:577, 374886224f0909f7330908fed2….jpg)

>>394527

lmao all the milkies he could ever desire. I was wondering what that was didn't know about that story makes more sense now

its from fall of the roman empire it's really good got Alec Guinness as marcus aurelius. it's pretty neat this is all pre cgi they must have spent a bomb. they don't make 3 hour epics like they used to *sips*

>>394529

poor lad

>>394530

oh yeah I heard about that one how long did they take to find it out? the only reason they found out about the Moscow one is after like every ambassador who went there got brain cancer or something


212ce5  No.394532

File: 782136e92a0a269⋯.gif (4.53 MB, 720x404, 180:101, giphy.gif)

>>394526

Bit skeptical of Alecc's products but I appreciate that he tries to bring attention to this sort of stuff we should think more about our effect on people with modern technology, learn a bit from the humble Amish.

>>394528

Sometimes wonder if they shot woes with those hormone darts the cia have to stop his weightloss program tbh maybe that's too paranoid 😅

>mmm yes this chemical makes one have an insatiable lust for pizza now put more msg in it then shoot it at him from space


212ce5  No.394533

File: 1c3f6aa667ae477⋯.png (307.73 KB, 640x480, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 5e33e7bcd0f1fb0⋯.png (479.05 KB, 1068x608, 267:152, ClipboardImage.png)

>>394531

>lmao all the milkies he could ever desire. I was wondering what that was didn't know about that story makes more sense now

ywn be raised by a wolf with your bro and then found a kingdom together

>its from fall of the roman empire it's really good got Alec Guinness as marcus aurelius. it's pretty neat this is all pre cgi they must have spent a bomb. they don't make 3 hour epics like they used to *sips*

I can tell this movie is from the past because I can actually see some colour in it ;p


212ce5  No.394534

File: ba30457db4237ed⋯.jpg (59.04 KB, 350x490, 5:7, Cute Priestess.jpg)

>>394530

>>394531

Damn microwave weapons really are a thing just re-reading the stuff about the Cuban embassy. You are spooking me lads.


212ce5  No.394535

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>this vid

other countries are so uncivilised and don't understand the value of good peace and quiet


212ce5  No.394536

File: dfe6550f4a8532d⋯.gif (255.38 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1552676998596.gif)

at least they seem kinda friendly wew


855445  No.394537

File: 597447e15ae40c4⋯.jpg (4.73 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, 20190417_115612.jpg)

If only the van was amphibian. I am driving around the fjord from skogn to Vanvikan smh. Also Driving a big semi circle around my ancestral Island


212ce5  No.394538

>>394537

is that speed limit in miles? seems kinda high


855445  No.394539

>>394538

Km. Going to follow it from skogn to Inderøy

Then in the wilderness we'll get it up to 100 km


212ce5  No.394540

File: c9cf833fc866c52⋯.png (424.71 KB, 2000x1015, 400:203, ClipboardImage.png)

>>394539

wew just looked it up and we're such special snowflakes I love it.


614628  No.394541

>>394532

they are good lads. when everyone's walking around with vr goggles they'll be the only ones left to take care of the real world lol.

wew it's a possibility I guess maybe it's made him so he gets crazy withdrawal if he goes a couple of hours without a fizzy drink. taking on such a burden for our people smhh

>>394533

v_v

wew ikr it was weird to see how bright everything looked so used to grimdark to make everything seem serious

>>394534

what's funny is commies aim microwaves at the west meanwhile the west aims them at ourselves through 4g and 5g ahhhhhh

>>394535

top kek why do only Muslims do this kind of thing


855445  No.394542

File: ad3520947ec1de6⋯.jpg (513.99 KB, 720x1480, 18:37, 20190417_121601.jpg)

File: 960384146c31cf4⋯.jpg (85.09 KB, 679x491, 679:491, Screenshot_20190417-121758….jpg)

>mummy Easter bunny has bought a lot of sweets

>brother bullies me

Smh


c92ddb  No.394543

>>394540

Samoa switched to driving on the left having previously driven on the right, because it made importing cars from Japan cheaper as they then didn't have to convert them to right hand drive.


614628  No.394544

was GoT any gud?


855445  No.394545

>>394544

Only liked the hound and tarly scenes.


614628  No.394546

File: ef3dff3f804aba1⋯.gif (1.44 MB, 498x280, 249:140, tenor.gif)

>>394542

thought that birdie was a smiling face at first


212ce5  No.394547

File: 2c1ebdbcaebc8c2⋯.jpg (39.02 KB, 543x663, 181:221, shigeo3.jpg)


212ce5  No.394548

File: fcce3fc670603e4⋯.gif (997.78 KB, 500x556, 125:139, 1456320943920.gif)

>>394541

keeek that's a poignant image tbh. aah are colin.

the colour it's like a metaphor for the west aah

>what's funny is commies aim microwaves at the west meanwhile the west aims them at ourselves through 4g and 5g ahhhhhh

smhhh

>top kek why do only Muslims do this kind of thing

russia looks mad


614628  No.394549

>>394548

damn Harry went goth fast

guess it is russia in general i bet it's fun I want that kinda excitement in my life. Christian turbofolk bonnet riding when


212ce5  No.394550

>>394549

Does look kinda fun ngl ;p

*puts on armour and holds up sword out window* praisebe


614628  No.394551

Run around in the radiation

Run around in the acid rain

On a black

Black planet 💀

got reminded of this doom tune


614628  No.394552

>>394550

kek this is how we save Britain tbh


212ce5  No.394553

File: c9da0635da25a84⋯.png (370.17 KB, 600x465, 40:31, ClipboardImage.png)

>>394551

Oooh never heard that actually just realised I've not listened to a lot of SoM other stuff since I just listen to HEY NOWW HEY NOWW NOWW lol


212ce5  No.394554

File: d5a2782f2560af0⋯.png (657.17 KB, 640x480, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

Donations Reach €1Bn to Rebuild Notre-Dame Which Was ’30 Minutes’ Away from Total Destruction

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/04/17/donations-reach-e1bn-to-rebuild-notre-dame-which-was-30-minutes-away-from-total-destruction/

Donations from the wealthy and the faithful are set to surpass €1 billion on Wednesday, as French authorities revealed that firefighters were just 15 to 30 minutes away from losing the battle to save Notre-Dame de Paris.

>The largest donations have so far come from billionaire businessmen and companies such as Apple, Dior, Chanel, L’Oreal, the owner of the media group which owns Le Parisien newspaper, and luxury goods company Kering which owns Gucci and Yves Saint Laurent, reports The Telegraph.

>“We are at about 900 million euros and the one billion mark will be exceeded today,” journalist Stéphane Bern told franceinfo.

>The outpouring of support from philanthropists and Catholics from around the world comes as French President Emmanuel Macron pledged that Our Lady of Paris, the church of France, will be rebuilt in five years and “even more beautifully” than before.

This is nice news, people still value such beautiful things.

Can't wait for people to say the money should've gone to poor refugees instead or something kek.


212ce5  No.394555

File: ffcb9e334e311f5⋯.png (928.64 KB, 1200x628, 300:157, ClipboardImage.png)

>French President Emmanuel Macron says Notre-Dame cathedral will be rebuilt "even more beautifully" - and that he wants the work done within five years.

based


3cca6d  No.394556

File: 44d6d258281a3d0⋯.png (180 KB, 282x505, 282:505, me.png)

>>394554

already did


212ce5  No.394557

File: cb0117c48160fc3⋯.png (687.68 KB, 980x654, 490:327, ClipboardImage.png)

>>394556

Some people will never understand the value of beauty smh


614628  No.394558

>>394553

he has such a deathly pallor waw

i love it though it's a little samey *sings in a really wailing moaning way all the time to sound like a ghost or something* top goff

>>394554

>>394555

that's wonderful aahhhh. macron better not mean more beautiful as in he's gonna put a giant glass and steel pyramid rammed into one of the towers

hope they replace the gargoyles actually


212ce5  No.394559

File: 97d4b9d5d279987⋯.png (186.26 KB, 576x446, 288:223, ClipboardImage.png)

ARD BREXIT BREXIT MEANS BREXIT

>>394558

>i love it though it's a little samey *sings in a really wailing moaning way all the time to sound like a ghost or something* top goff

I remember him saying he didn't have any training singing and had no idea how he became a famous singer kek. Unique voice but it comes across well sounds great.

>that's wonderful aahhhh. macron better not mean more beautiful as in he's gonna put a giant glass and steel pyramid rammed into one of the towers

Ah god pls no.

I read that gargoyles don't let rain run off the building so it becomes more corroded but carved grotesques do hmm maybe a better design choice but I like detailed stonework.


212ce5  No.394560

File: d758cc457a2c113⋯.png (53.25 KB, 620x439, 620:439, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 04bcf7bb0c06560⋯.png (162.56 KB, 501x246, 167:82, ClipboardImage.png)

>Brexit Party leader Nigel Farage has said in the European Parliament, "I'm coming back. In fact, lots and lots of us are coming back."


c92ddb  No.394561

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

855445  No.394562

Falling asleep behind the wheel. This might be my låst post tbh


212ce5  No.394563

>>394562

Don't let bossman work you to an early grave


863b19  No.394564

File: b2c1930ed19df33⋯.png (259.05 KB, 1000x861, 1000:861, 1530136291532.png)

>Albertan conservative government wins election

>they do this

>Kenney played up unabashed Alberta pride and stereotypes, with a live country music band at his campaign-night party on Calgary Stampede grounds. And for his victory speech, he rolled up to the stage in the blue Dodge Ram pickup truck that had served as his campaign vehicle.

*siiiiip* yaep


3cca6d  No.394565

File: 3f9def9b18a08a1⋯.png (333.93 KB, 672x807, 224:269, ClipboardImage.png)

topkek this was bound to happen


863b19  No.394566

>>394565

it's going to be BIG BLACK COCK with an islamic crescent on top with gay pride streamers around the whole thing, like a barber-shop pole


863b19  No.394567

File: f8cb20f659f5053⋯.jpg (138.39 KB, 827x883, 827:883, f8cb20f659f50533283c7babe9….jpg)

File: d8d62997bef9016⋯.png (316.9 KB, 1793x1313, 1793:1313, d8d62997bef9016d5f18e51484….png)

>>394564

>he traversed the province in a Blue Dodge pickup truck, and became fond of saying “get ‘er done.”

>When Notley said she called to congratulate the premier-designate, a woman yelled out: “Kenney’s a bigot!”

lmao


c83ac1  No.394568

File: 7c321f455d33619⋯.png (9.82 MB, 3024x4032, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

I found it lads


c83ac1  No.394569

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


212ce5  No.394570

>>394568

bowlcutpilled

cute


c83ac1  No.394571

>>394570

oh I see it now


ca3b56  No.394572

File: f5a7f0c8a3f6643⋯.png (377.09 KB, 567x659, 567:659, ClipboardImage.png)


2a46b7  No.394573

>>394534

Reading about it myself it's been mentioned human heads are good attenas for this stuff. Makes me wonder if we actually evolved to hear radio and microwaves. Such a revelation that probably most people have in the modern world at some point thanks to mobile phones and such. About 2011 in Manchester I distinctly remember hearing a loud siren like sound that felt as if it passed through my skull, that nobody else I was with heard. Was painful enough it made me flinch noticeably. Wifi also uses short(?) radio waves. Ever heard hissing from a modem that you think must be too high pitched for someone older to hear? Might not even be sound waves you're perceiving but radiation hitting your temples. Wew.


05f818  No.394574

>>394572

smh. What a waste of 18 million.


ca3b56  No.394575

>asked to cover a shift tonight

>knackered but agree because friend is desperate

>fast forward to 1hr before I need to get going

>bossboi tells me someone who was working the day is gonna stay on and do it

hmmmmmmm


c83ac1  No.394576

>>394575

if only bossmen held themselves to the same standards they hold their wagesalves smh


212ce5  No.394577

File: 3612ecb08f72a86⋯.jpeg (52.94 KB, 800x450, 16:9, jake gyllenhaal.jpeg)

>>394576

>>394575

>Bossman would complain if someone only gave one hours notice that they wouldn't be coming in


1f612f  No.394578

File: ff64af363e0db7b⋯.jpg (33.03 KB, 350x350, 1:1, 1554662308924.jpg)

got a job for a rich catering event…


212ce5  No.394579

>>394578

oh hi. Grats pal try not to drop any plates


166680  No.394580

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

currently pirating stellaris, in the mood to be an oppressive genocidal tyrant tbh


1f612f  No.394581

>>394579

hey this was a creepy way to intrude i hope youre well lad. how's life


2a46b7  No.394582

File: 0095763614d7abc⋯.jpg (31.34 KB, 450x300, 3:2, shelf-stacker-portraits-of….jpg)

File: 895f8df76ffa52a⋯.jpg (99.84 KB, 600x400, 3:2, Happy-Staff-small.jpg)

Mr Bossman, give me a shift

Fill it with heavy boxes I have to lift

Give me two days a week to recover

And then on Monday, we'll start it all over

Mr Bossman, treat me like shit

Mr Bossman gimme that shiiiiiiiift


212ce5  No.394583

File: 012eccf6d4465c4⋯.gif (91.52 KB, 1092x996, 91:83, Lew Car.gif)

>>394581

Good, got rid of my guns and license since they were too expensive to maintain, passed my driving test which I was glad about.

you doing alright ?


1f612f  No.394584

File: 4bb799e9acdd0a7⋯.jpg (75.55 KB, 882x960, 147:160, 1554622924780.jpg)

>>394583

>driving test


212ce5  No.394585

File: 5cd81c88c8db31e⋯.png (1.06 MB, 1023x1090, 1023:1090, ClipboardImage.png)

>>394582

Is this to the tune of anything or did you come up with this yourself. Powerful tbh


ca3b56  No.394586

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>394582

keeeek

>>394585

how do you not recognise it…


212ce5  No.394587

File: 639f7c9919bfa70⋯.jpg (455.94 KB, 1226x1920, 613:960, goodlad.jpg)

>>394584

My dad replaced the cassette player in my car as a gift but I like cassettes actually, that being said it was so old it barely worked lol.

Bring up bad memories? soz lol. one of my friends absolutely hates driving too.


1f612f  No.394588

File: f35c8d5b94d46c6⋯.png (461.39 KB, 499x700, 499:700, 56.png)

tfw no el goblino twink bf

>>394585

it's chordettes' mr sandman

>>394587

not at all i just procastinate on the test


212ce5  No.394589

>>394588

>not at all i just procastinate on the test

I'm sure you'll pass it try not to worry too much and relax. You can make tonnes of mistakes and still pass. I had 7 mistakes on mine lol.


2a46b7  No.394590

>still haven't learned to drive

>some of my younger cousins and nephews have


212ce5  No.394591

>>394590

Nothing wrong with putting it off if you don't need it, otherwise it's just a big wasted expense. I'm sure your cousins and nephews probably had plenty of help and had it paid for by someone else right? It's easy if you have so much help.


212ce5  No.394592

File: 6e02c8bd1f99704⋯.png (281.66 KB, 480x360, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

wessex did you ever play this kino


ca3b56  No.394593

File: 8f4b524155af578⋯.webm (526.97 KB, 480x480, 1:1, ayo hol up lemme show yal….webm)


1f612f  No.394594

>>394589

aight thanks for the encouraging words. yeah i wont even need the licence for now i'll blow my whole savings on it. but i fear if i don't get it done now my brain will cheat me in 10 years and i'll never get the guts to drive.


212ce5  No.394595

File: 8ac6eef4a953ef9⋯.png (124.46 KB, 381x290, 381:290, 1854834.png)

>>394594

Yeah that's the thing, once you've done it you have it forever, it's an investment I guess. It is so fucking expensive though. I paid over £1,000 easily.


ca3b56  No.394596

>>394594

Learn manual but when you get a car I highly advise you get an automatic. Much less effort (especially if you drive at busy times/through places with lots of traffic lights or other stops) and the difference with things like fuel efficiency these days is negligible.


3cca6d  No.394597

>>394594

in 10 years we will have automated driving and you won't need to know how to


1f612f  No.394598

File: 9dc08ee2a3c4037⋯.png (13.02 KB, 658x550, 329:275, this is the end.png)

>>394596

yes. i have no choice but to learn manual anyway.

>>394595

i spent about the same sum and i didnt even start driving yet but shhhh im not whining

>>394597

i really hope not i hate that


212ce5  No.394599

>>394597

I worry about this stuff and electric cars and fossil fuels and stuff lol.

>gonverments design whole society around being able to drive

>tell us driving is killing the planet

Like some cruel joke


2a46b7  No.394600

>>394591

That they did, but I could probably do with learning tbh. I've just never got round to it.


ca3b56  No.394601

File: a58079862d01224⋯.png (943.75 KB, 940x588, 235:147, ClipboardImage.png)

>ywn have enough money to convert a 1962 Land Rover to electric


3cca6d  No.394602

>>394599

I think they'd prefer if everyone was in Agenda 2020 apartment blocks in walking distance of the workplace or an electric bus journey away


212ce5  No.394603

File: 36173715af3428f⋯.jpg (190.01 KB, 962x999, 26:27, ant bee.jpg)

>this ant holding up a bee

they are so incredible


2a46b7  No.394604

>>394603

Sure it's not a super slow mo frame of a fight? Can believe the strength of the ant, because ants, but wouldn't the wasp antenna it has hold of bend or snap held like that?


2a46b7  No.394605

>>394604

>wasp

Bee.


ca3b56  No.394606

File: 0215b699a7f8520⋯.png (245.01 KB, 866x635, 866:635, ClipboardImage.png)


212ce5  No.394607


ca3b56  No.394608

File: 77b9fbde0564f2a⋯.webm (2.11 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Daily Mail.webm)


863b19  No.394609

File: 7fc2838584115f9⋯.jpg (121.81 KB, 774x998, 387:499, k360.jpg)


698013  No.394610

h


05f818  No.394611

File: ee34a5ad88b9feb⋯.png (581.63 KB, 987x670, 987:670, ClipboardImage.png)


05f818  No.394612

File: 76f0841db7b15ba⋯.jpg (27.74 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 7d94c286387e45e82c37409ccd….jpg)

w


05f818  No.394613

File: 2415a9dc66ddf0b⋯.gif (1024 KB, 500x375, 4:3, I8dO.gif)

e


05f818  No.394614

File: 0852bfb6a9d960f⋯.png (5.81 KB, 203x251, 203:251, an actual cunt.png)

l


d422ef  No.394615

>>394474

>>394475

the correct term is rhenoplasty, yes


698013  No.394616

cunnilingus


05f818  No.394617

File: aad8c5178aabf38⋯.png (9.38 KB, 380x378, 190:189, 1284305124867.PNG)

lingtonboot

fuck


863b19  No.394618


2a46b7  No.394619

>>394616

>wanting to taste negro sperm

Lad…


698013  No.394620


109269  No.394621

Stared down a nigger on the way out of work without realising

I'm getting naughty boi feelings again lads


2a46b7  No.394622

>>394620

From your girlfriend's salty crevice.


d422ef  No.394623

>>394578

nice one lass

do you like bikes?


863b19  No.394624

>>394622

your mind is poisoned when you think of vile shit like that


d422ef  No.394625

>>394621

goodlad tbh, put fear in their hearts again


698013  No.394626


2a46b7  No.394627

File: a3da36e24e5be94⋯.jpg (52.48 KB, 900x900, 1:1, 820909627692.jpg)

>>394621

Did you BASH him in the back of his

protruding skull with your pocket nigger killing hammer in the alleyway, lad?


ca3b56  No.394628

File: 28cd82ca8ed0749⋯.png (711.06 KB, 968x681, 968:681, ClipboardImage.png)

>angry nativists ITT


2a46b7  No.394629

>>394624

Eating taigess private parts shall inevitably yield negro sperm. Smdh he is the sick individual here.


109269  No.394630

>>394627

You're giving me a stiffy lass


698013  No.394631

>>394629

no tbh


d09c58  No.394632

File: b4ec405eb02026f⋯.jpg (979.14 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, 1540857289492.jpg)

DADDY


2a46b7  No.394633

File: 20368bcd44bb407⋯.jpg (30.12 KB, 820x550, 82:55, gettyimages-953355794-594x….jpg)

File: fbe927eb25bdcba⋯.jpg (84.29 KB, 953x1300, 953:1300, heavy-hammer-way-to-crash-….jpg)

>>394628

Wish I could make his breakfast for him as reparations for being white. Nice eggs on toast. Yum yum.


52feda  No.394634

>cat's lying in a patch of sun on the edge of a rug, all toasty and comfy

>I bait him off the rug with a couple treats so I can move it more into the sun so he has more options, can sprawl out and let it on his belly for example

>after he eats them, he goes into the window instead

reeeee I set it all it all up for ya

also I just saw some hot thot with a thicc bum in yoga pants walking her dog down the street. make a cuppa cawfee


05f818  No.394635

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>394632

This is a beautiful work of art.


2a46b7  No.394636

>>394632

>daddy's nails


52feda  No.394637

File: 77e2ccfb6127c21⋯.png (59.73 KB, 854x649, 854:649, 77e2ccfb6127c218b24a0d737d….png)

Suspect in Church Burnings Influenced by 'Black Metal' Music, Police Say, But Not All Black Metal is the Same

>Holden Matthews, the 21-year-old man accused of burning three historically black churches in Louisiana, was influenced by “black metal,” police say – a music genre sometimes tied to organized hate.

>Matthews engaged in a conversation about Varg Vikernes on Facebook. Vikernes is a musician who is linked intimately to National Socialist Black Metal (NSBM). NSBM is a subgenre within black metal that is explicitly racist and fascist in nature.

>Vikernes, who is Norwegian and founded the band Burzum, burned down three historically significant churches in his homeland during the 1990s. He also murdered a guitarist for the black metal band Mayhem.

>From prison, Vikernes expressed views closely aligned with neo-Nazism, even though he objected to that term. Anders Breivik, the Norwegian far-right terrorist who murdered 77 people including children during a 2011 rampage, mailed Vikernes his manifesto before his arrest. In a 2012 blog post, Vikernes took issue with Breivik’s methods and wrote that Breivik should kill himself, and argued there were more constructive ways to deal with “internationalists lead [sic] by their Jewish masters.”

>Matthews, the son of a Louisiana sheriff's deputy, is in St. Landry Parish jail. He’s charged with three counts of simple arson of a religious building. The churches Matthews allegedly burned were the St. Mary Baptist Church in Port Barre, the Greater Union Baptist Church in Opelousas, and the Mount Pleasant Baptist Church in Opelousas. The fires occurred on March 26, April 2, and April 4. It is unclear if Matthews chose the churches because of their connection to the black community.

http://archive.is/bzis6

redpilled and baste


52feda  No.394638

File: fc1e24a13457a73⋯.jpg (251.94 KB, 1910x1000, 191:100, 58a3e4a1ad7ccda20739104ad6….jpg)

>>394637

whoops here's his pic. looks like any other dude at a metal show


109269  No.394639

Niggers hatch from easter eggs


2a46b7  No.394640

File: 369fb10ec3cda7a⋯.jpg (216.92 KB, 1300x1105, 20:17, easter-crash-1983962.jpg)

>>394639

AAAAHHHH!

Phew. It's done.


52feda  No.394641

coffee tastes so fuqqing guud


52feda  No.394642

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


4fec55  No.394643

>>394638

>that skin

well, at least he went outside 3 times


109269  No.394644


011f4e  No.394645

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


863b19  No.394646

File: 6e19d2be97b6011⋯.jpg (250.13 KB, 1280x1525, 256:305, Jewess 879.jpg)

my favourite picture


011f4e  No.394647

want to die tbh


863b19  No.394648

>>394647

look at pictured of milana


011f4e  No.394649

>>394648

munter


863b19  No.394650

>>394649

no, lad.


212ce5  No.394651

File: 2a4fda8958b9fdc⋯.jpg (137.26 KB, 543x1000, 543:1000, 1555272974540.jpg)

>>394647

cheer up pal


52feda  No.394652

>>394649

>>394650

dorse is right


863b19  No.394653

>>394652

fuck off, shitbird


011f4e  No.394654

>>394651

cant

want energy but i am full up, cant eat no more

smh


3cca6d  No.394655

File: 6f1777e33da5cbb⋯.jpg (45.6 KB, 720x404, 180:101, D4VXDW1WAAAZFiM.jpg)


698013  No.394656

File: 4921c76b68adb42⋯.jpg (145.58 KB, 1300x724, 325:181, 4921c76b68adb42911f45f4143….jpg)


ca3b56  No.394657


3cca6d  No.394658


698013  No.394659

File: 9778fcf6801fc69⋯.jpg (32.2 KB, 267x317, 267:317, 9778fcf6801fc69bd1234b4bab….jpg)

>>394658

>they/them


863b19  No.394660

File: 8750343eccb3f68⋯.png (203.42 KB, 607x846, 607:846, Capture.PNG)

>>394658

>anime avatars

>being gay

>"we could absolutely destroy at least 4 gentle nerd bfs"


863b19  No.394661

File: 7c34cccd1d86453⋯.jpg (112.13 KB, 745x737, 745:737, 799.jpg)

Straight Squad 4 lief

fuck anime


3cca6d  No.394662

>>394660

think it's a thicc asian girl


863b19  No.394663


05f818  No.394664

>>394655

Me, if I wasn't a gross slugman.


863b19  No.394665

File: 73870a7b25c1f80⋯.jpg (222.52 KB, 344x738, 172:369, Jewess 439.jpg)

>wrestle and sex your short chubbyish girlfriend in her frumpy sex clothes

HNNNGH


863b19  No.394666

File: 751f143461de09b⋯.jpg (40.41 KB, 425x516, 425:516, Kate Marsh.jpg)

satan denied


52feda  No.394667

File: 824870e748a8d83⋯.png (925.71 KB, 1296x736, 81:46, Untitled.png)

>>394661

anime's alright tbqh


011f4e  No.394668

>>394665

would rather wrestle and sex my 6ft 4 amazonian ginger gf


212ce5  No.394669

File: ba30457db4237ed⋯.jpg (59.04 KB, 350x490, 5:7, Cute Priestess.jpg)


698013  No.394670


212ce5  No.394671

File: e03a4155cbcdd97⋯.jpg (5.46 KB, 205x245, 41:49, images.jpg)

>bonsai is dying and i dont know why

every other plant is thriving

the weak must fear the strong


011f4e  No.394672

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


863b19  No.394673

File: 9594916a9ca5a0f⋯.jpg (33.97 KB, 564x561, 188:187, Jewess 789.jpg)

File: 8085628733cfa34⋯.jpg (30.61 KB, 564x561, 188:187, Jewess 790.jpg)

File: ab21e0a62ce3d56⋯.jpg (26.41 KB, 564x464, 141:116, Jewess 793.jpg)

File: b7f698dbc94e4b3⋯.jpg (26.8 KB, 564x595, 564:595, Jewess 794.jpg)


863b19  No.394674

File: 8c05251073fc88f⋯.jpg (42.99 KB, 564x560, 141:140, Jewess 803.jpg)

accidentally responded to dorset


52feda  No.394675

File: c268ad26be59352⋯.png (24.46 KB, 499x202, 499:202, siamese twin cringe pepe.png)

>goblin 803

this is unhealthy, lad


863b19  No.394676

File: c073c95247dac06⋯.jpg (335.12 KB, 1200x1800, 2:3, Jewess 828.jpg)


011f4e  No.394677

>>394672

really like this style tbh

wonder how i could make it for other songs


698013  No.394678

File: e5035739185543a⋯.png (1.05 MB, 634x892, 317:446, e5035739185543a06ee2aaa805….png)


05f818  No.394679

>>394677

Put a peg on your nose.


1f612f  No.394680


863b19  No.394681

>>394678

pretty lewd for a mother, tbh


011f4e  No.394682

>>394680

hello.


698013  No.394683

>>394681

in order to become a mother u need to be a bit lewd tbh


1f612f  No.394684

File: 6715f8cb8e9c8f0⋯.jpg (46.53 KB, 476x550, 238:275, cut my reality into pieces.jpg)


011f4e  No.394685

>>394683

will your lass be posing for photos like that then?


698013  No.394686

>>394685

Not publicly and also probably not for photographs either


011f4e  No.394687

>>394686

well i am an amateur photographer, if you ever want photos of her, i can help


863b19  No.394688

File: b33568df3214e83⋯.jpg (98.79 KB, 720x1080, 2:3, kate_marsh_by_clairewhite8….jpg)

>>394683

wholesome mummies are best mummies


05f818  No.394689

File: 53b261008ffcdb2⋯.jpg (164.79 KB, 793x1280, 793:1280, 17.jpg)


011f4e  No.394690


109269  No.394691

>Joe Owens running for councillor in Kensington


863b19  No.394692

>>394690

it's kinda a shit photo, sure


05f818  No.394693

File: 18e6f9f44aafa56⋯.png (399.04 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, AAAAAAAH.png)

>>394690

OOGA BOOGA


011f4e  No.394694

>>394693

theres something haunting about this pic


1f612f  No.394695

>>394689

what manga is that from i swear it's familiar


109269  No.394696

File: 1fe8d540e48b19e⋯.png (8.4 MB, 3500x2334, 1750:1167, ClipboardImage.png)

My choices are Liberal, Lib Dem, Tory, Liebour, or Green in the upcoming local elections


05f818  No.394697

>>394694

Spooked your guts off.

>>394695

It's Berserk, lass. smh.


011f4e  No.394698

>>394696

draw a big cock


109269  No.394699

Goodnight lasses x

>>394698

I think I unironically will vote Liberal


1f612f  No.394700

>>394697

i didnt read it


05f818  No.394701

>>394700

You've gotta read Berserk, liss. It's the rule.


2a46b7  No.394702

>>394699

Think last time the only choices here were literally liblabcon for locals. Might vote cons unironically just because they can't be any more incompetent and corrupt and will probably "cut" as in not hike council tax quite as bad as the red robber barrons always do. Labour will always win here because of paki voting fraud and Norfgroids.


1f612f  No.394703

>>394701

but i hate anime


011f4e  No.394704


05f818  No.394705

File: 4805276a243160d⋯.jpg (21.29 KB, 300x450, 2:3, 10698862-tsk-tsk-from-a-st….jpg)

>>394703

It's a manga tho


698013  No.394706

>>394687

no thanks


ca3b56  No.394707

File: 39c8df7be43e3e3⋯.png (1.49 MB, 1700x1013, 1700:1013, ClipboardImage.png)

https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2019/04/bald-eagle-thrupple-raising-chicks-together-family/

>A rare trio of bald eagles in Illinois are raising eyebrows as the birds model a thrupple relationship. Even more striking, the male birds have been together for years before the female joined the couple.

and these are the symbol of the USA keeeeeeeeeeek


187900  No.394708

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

HONK


d09c58  No.394709

File: 3bd7453af6a3dd6⋯.png (928.72 KB, 962x603, 962:603, ClipboardImage.png)

This is cute!


698013  No.394710

File: 2afebc9d3db1314⋯.png (223.82 KB, 490x465, 98:93, 2afebc9d3db13143c022fb49b2….png)


863b19  No.394711

File: 5210f66b187c3d6⋯.jpg (62.16 KB, 960x655, 192:131, 5210f66b187c3d6f5dccf62543….jpg)

>>394707

what if i told you, you're breathing manually


187900  No.394712

>>394592

I have Empires 7 on the ps3 I think but never bothered with it much

>>394709

"my greatest fear is that someone will break and egg on my forehead and christen me as 'egg boy' like I am some sort of boat"

- Egg Boy, Boat


4fec55  No.394713

>>394671

maybe you should go on an epic journey to japane and save it

find the cure


212ce5  No.394714

File: ab1107691fcc42c⋯.png (2.26 MB, 1080x1440, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)


212ce5  No.394715

>>394713

robertooooooo


698013  No.394716

taig lasses


05f818  No.394717

File: 7bb78ad9e3acdb9⋯.gif (647.93 KB, 250x188, 125:94, yfw you realise robots are….gif)


011f4e  No.394718

>>394716

scottesh lasses


3cca6d  No.394719

File: ce2e16d73bc8d50⋯.jpg (265.52 KB, 1364x2048, 341:512, kPcysZq.jpg)


212ce5  No.394720

>>394716

welsh lasses


4fec55  No.394721

>>394720

english lasses


4fec55  No.394722

File: 43c60d2daf77c36⋯.png (17.62 KB, 444x652, 111:163, Pepe_00.png)

just kidding, polish lasses


698013  No.394723

any lass except *ngl* lasses


4fec55  No.394724

>>394723

>ongla lasses

yeah can't stand em tbh


212ce5  No.394725

File: 7dbc4848e1c43b4⋯.png (2.26 MB, 1847x1997, 1847:1997, ClipboardImage.png)

people who used habbo hotel gothic are the most powerful race


ca3b56  No.394726

Story time 🕛🕛 sisters 💁‍♀️💁‍♀️so basically I was in class listening to billie eilish ❤️❤️and my headphones got unplugged 😩😩 and it played bad guy out loud 🔊🔊so anyway it was playing out loud and all the girls 👭 👭 were completely vibing to it💏💏 and they were like slayyyyy🔪🔪sisterrr☠️☠️and i was gonna say something back when a boy🤮🤮approached me and said🗣️🗣️ "uh billie eilish is so cringe why don't you listed to xxtentacion?" 🧐🧐 and i was SHOOK 😳😳and completely flipped the F OUT 🤬🤬 i said "you dumb ignorant MALE billie liter ally saved my life 🙏🙏 i was cutting myself for my DEPRESSION since daddy didn't get me tickets to coachella👴👴 and a pentagram ⛧ formed on the ground and billie rose up from it🧖‍♀️🧖‍♀️ and she said "put your faith in allah for he is the most merciful 💣💣" and then she left and i was so inspired that i read the korean promised to slay every infidel in my path🧕🧕 until shariah law was implemented world wide" he then was like I won't allow a mujahid to spread the gentle message of mohamabamba and then summoned a djinn 🧞‍♂️🧞‍♂️ in the shape of jahsehs foreskin and he said he was the servant of shaytan👹👹well i wasn't going to let blasphemy😡😡go unpunished and chanted oh allah the most kind and beautiful please banish these heathens back to hell🔙🔙 and suddenly the heavens opened and we loooked and it was billie🤩🤩she said "i am allah and i was disguised as billie to give hope to all 14 year old girls"😜😜but then i felt an evil force rising😳😳it was xxxtentacion😲😲 he said "spotlight uh moonlight uh beat woman cos they have no rights uh"🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ and then allah and X fought and of course allah won 😉😉 and spread World peace ✌️✌️ so anyway that's the TEA sisters ☕☕stay tuned for my fenti beauty 💄💄 giveaway 🎉🎉and remember praise allah everyday🤗🤗


166680  No.394727

File: e43612b847d2ffa⋯.png (537.79 KB, 427x640, 427:640, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 4b9b659fc9807c9⋯.png (248.15 KB, 500x298, 250:149, ClipboardImage.png)

File: a055024e2ee4fff⋯.png (213.48 KB, 278x415, 278:415, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 5d84866ba778d48⋯.png (1.72 MB, 1139x1476, 1139:1476, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 459b7120022aaf7⋯.png (226.89 KB, 236x497, 236:497, ClipboardImage.png)

For me, it's Dutch women


873ad3  No.394728

File: f199e878a2422d8⋯.png (221.69 KB, 478x477, 478:477, alegs point.png)

>>394727

Manlet


ca3b56  No.394729

File: 1a74c2a038f3e8c⋯.png (600.82 KB, 777x643, 777:643, ClipboardImage.png)


c92ddb  No.394730

>>394726

This might be the single worst post on this board if Spic, Jocko and Neo didn't post here.


166680  No.394731

>>394728

I'm 6'2. I just want a 6'2+ gf to crush me beneath her feet


166680  No.394732

File: 8b288923c169145⋯.png (456.73 KB, 800x469, 800:469, ClipboardImage.png)


ca3b56  No.394733

>>394730

shukraan 'akhi


ca3b56  No.394734

File: a483e7d6a149844⋯.png (33.83 KB, 507x536, 507:536, consent.PNG)

>tfw miss Steiner


bbca87  No.394735

File: 147ae7d06ee9e89⋯.png (21.64 KB, 434x186, 7:3, ClipboardImage.png)

the next Jordan Peterson


4056c9  No.394736

File: 0cfb42c6ca59a3a⋯.png (6.88 KB, 454x408, 227:204, image.png)


2270d5  No.394737

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


4056c9  No.394738

File: 3bc1f4478d95a63⋯.png (27.08 KB, 850x639, 850:639, image.png)

L-lads, if I posted a pic f myself would you tell me of I'm a handsome lad or not?


2270d5  No.394739

>>394738

resist the urge, lad, you don't want a clingy GCHQt3.14 gf


ca3b56  No.394740

>>394738

Depends if you're a handsome lad, lad


863b19  No.394741

>>394738

i will ruthlessly you put you down and deride you


bbca87  No.394742

>>394582

Keeeeeeeeek very goodlad

>>394621

Very cute

>>394671

Told you tbh

>>394688

>ywn ask her out and reset time until you get it just right

>>394736

Hi C and H poster

>>394738

Yeah, I'm honest. Posters can vouch for me. I am brutal.


4056c9  No.394743

File: cdaeaaee688a1d1⋯.jpeg (32.68 KB, 500x472, 125:118, image.jpeg)

>>394739

>>394740

>>394741

Mixed responses here, not sure if I should do it…


05f818  No.394744

>>394743

Do iiiiittttt.


863b19  No.394745

>>394743

you'll be photoshopped into gay porn and posted on social media


bbca87  No.394746

File: be67498b572c743⋯.png (170.52 KB, 768x768, 1:1, be67498b572c743eef2c6118cf….png)

>The easter bunny got me something I don't like to eat

EVERY YEAR


05f818  No.394747

>>394746

Are you eating rabbit poo again?


4056c9  No.394748

File: d8fccc10212c5bb⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 97.03 KB, 248x270, 124:135, image.png)

>>394739

>>394740

>>394741

>>394742

>>394744

>>394745

Ok, ok, this is me, but don't show this to anyone else ok please lads, I'm trusting you


bbca87  No.394749

File: dcd60882571063a⋯.png (107.05 KB, 330x390, 11:13, ClipboardImage.png)

>>394747

yeah

>>394748

smh doxx yourself already smh


863b19  No.394750

>>394749

>doxx yourself already smh

don't doxxxxxxx yourself


4056c9  No.394751

File: aaafd3090320d6b⋯.jpeg (54.07 KB, 850x565, 170:113, image.jpeg)

>>394749

>smh doxx yourself already smh

Feeling cute, might delete later


bbca87  No.394752

File: e70f752143036f3⋯.png (9.1 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

wdtmbt

>>394750

hm?

>>394751

*screenshots*


1f612f  No.394753

File: 2b5156b6b75de87⋯.jpg (14.52 KB, 326x326, 1:1, 7b9.jpg)

>>394748

is this the one tranny


4056c9  No.394754

>>394753

>the one tranny

There are fucking loads of trannies these days lad, what do you mean?


1f612f  No.394755

>>394754

the ftm one that roided to the point of just looking like a ripped gnome with a disproportional clitoris and then went on making porn


bbca87  No.394756

File: 2b4ed2a69ddec96⋯.png (400.45 KB, 539x381, 539:381, ClipboardImage.png)

>>394753

What? Of course a woman wouldn't understand


bbca87  No.394757

File: b6a649caffeceb6⋯.png (1.64 MB, 800x800, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 9b351d2c2b017dd⋯.png (1001.33 KB, 1420x946, 710:473, ClipboardImage.png)

>>394755

No, this one just likes to have big gay pagan orgies in the woods.


05f818  No.394758

Total mong on JF right now.


bbca87  No.394759

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

He sounds so much more normal than you'd expect. He also spoke at American Renaissance.

>>394758

smh I got so much to catch up on


bbca87  No.394760

he's actually pretty good in the video I linked


bbca87  No.394761

>>394758

*puts it on double speed*

Let's hope the leftist doesn't speak to fast


bbca87  No.394762

File: 7f08f05efd44ffe⋯.png (428.33 KB, 960x639, 320:213, ClipboardImage.png)

I'm on fire, lads


bbca87  No.394763

File: 579b2940c813a90⋯.png (154.9 KB, 400x400, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


1f612f  No.394764

>>394757

who tf is this man and why is he a memi i'm out of touch with board culcha


bbca87  No.394765

>>394764

He is just a lad The Poster Formerly Known As Bins avatarfagged as a while ago. There isn't really any memmies, he's just a silly lad.


bbca87  No.394766

At least this leftist seems polite so far


1f612f  No.394767

File: 2bed186409593a8⋯.png (44.76 KB, 558x614, 279:307, a33.png)

>>394765

aight thanks


bbca87  No.394768

>catches up to the live version of the stream and everything slows down

god that is awful


bbca87  No.394769

File: bbc4e266fab64a1⋯.jpg (116.75 KB, 978x1205, 978:1205, 1538689965159.jpg)

>black man stops talking

>it's JF's turn

>he's even slower than the black lad


166680  No.394770

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

can't stop wanking, no matter what I do or try I find myself back in this position with my hand around my cock


863b19  No.394771

>>394770

thanks for sharing


ca3b56  No.394772

File: a736d6a4d702149⋯.jpg (52.26 KB, 960x540, 16:9, 38147169_10155854307663831….jpg)

night lids


90ece3  No.394773

File: 235581e031f946a⋯.png (798.16 KB, 599x602, 599:602, image.png)

>>394756

Women, eh lad? Who needs them?


90ece3  No.394774

File: c6868000a37beee⋯.jpeg (94.1 KB, 768x960, 4:5, image.jpeg)

>>394759

tbh I unironically think he's a cool, big brained manly man's man that I admire, but I don't expect other lads to understand


90ece3  No.394775

Well if nobody is going to post anything I'm going to bed then


90ece3  No.394776

May as well claim the trips tho…


90ece3  No.394777

File: 5b748f901119768⋯.png (1007.27 KB, 2232x2048, 279:256, image.png)

FOR 22st


90ece3  No.394778

File: 7bdff912a3ed64d⋯.jpeg (46.83 KB, 300x300, 1:1, image.jpeg)

See you around the lads…

beddy bies


bbca87  No.394779

>>394774

was pozitivley surprised by him speaking tbh. He looks like a stereotype keek

>>394778

aw nigh nigh lad


bbca87  No.394780

File: 28810ca0699e866⋯.png (67.33 KB, 1311x1389, 437:463, Based Violence.png)

File: 9f55be59e497948⋯.png (2.58 MB, 1247x2150, 29:50, Based Violence2.png)

File: 1bd9c58252bd1f0⋯.png (1.49 MB, 1247x2150, 29:50, Based Violence3.png)


2270d5  No.394781

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>tfw no sister


2270d5  No.394782

File: d0f0f2b4d5f1946⋯.png (32.37 KB, 882x758, 441:379, d0f0f2b4d5f19466eab107bcb8….png)

unironically


863b19  No.394783

>394782

I'm glad you don't, fucking sicko.


166680  No.394784

>>394781

sisters are fucking awful tbh, would trade both of them for a brother in a heartbeat


2270d5  No.394785


2270d5  No.394786

File: fc823fbda3bf161⋯.jpg (46.26 KB, 736x736, 1:1, 48209380928490238402948092….jpg)

>>394784

I'll take 'em off your hands, lad


863b19  No.394787

>>394785

you're a pervert and a degenerate


bbca87  No.394788

>>394781

>tfw touchy with my brothers

>>394784

can I have yours, lad?


2270d5  No.394789

>>394787

how so? you're the one with the unironic goblin fetish and oneetus for some old hollywood whore that's probably been sodomized by harvey weinstein


2270d5  No.394790

File: 63852fafe351572⋯.png (11.76 KB, 833x408, 49:24, 63852fafe351572e2c00e049ec….png)

>>394788

>can I have yours, lad?

I'll take one, you get the other


166680  No.394791

File: 635ca59cde8155c⋯.png (1.89 MB, 1200x2001, 400:667, ClipboardImage.png)


bbca87  No.394792

>>394790

no offense lad but I don't want to be in family with you


bbca87  No.394793

>>394791

I'll just wait until she's 40 and done having fun


212ce5  No.394794

Insomnia ffs


bbca87  No.394795

>>394794

poor lad. What's wrong? Something stressing you out? Too much easter sweeties?


212ce5  No.394796

File: c2c61595c56f85d⋯.jpeg (9.24 KB, 275x183, 275:183, download.jpeg)

Learned drying clothes indoors is apparently bad smh


2270d5  No.394797

>>394796

why's that, do they get mold and stink or something? if you dry 'em outside then they can get exposed to bugs and other things, 'the elements'. just use a dryer, you don't have a washer and dryer?


212ce5  No.394798

>>394795

literally the only reason is my nose is blocked. gonna try cleaning a lot to try and get rid of dust. Doesnt help im allergic to cats and my friend has like 6 of them asgshhshdhjsj


212ce5  No.394799

>>394797

no dryer


2270d5  No.394800

File: 078481351508fc5⋯.mp4 (895.36 KB, 640x360, 16:9, remove saracens.mp4)

>>394799

>no dryer

absolutely medieval


bbca87  No.394801

>>394796

i-it is?

>>394798

>lew

>nose

queue laugh track


212ce5  No.394802

>>394800

yeah i dry my clothes on old wooden racks lol


bbca87  No.394803

why don't you just blow dry your clothes with your nose heh


212ce5  No.394804

>>394803

COZ ITS BLOCKED


2270d5  No.394805

>>394804

combination of loratadine, nosepicking, and noseblowing keeps mine nice and clear most of the time. any allergies I might have are fairly mild, though


bbca87  No.394806

>>394804

how can a nose be blocked?


bbca87  No.394807

like just pick your nose dude


212ce5  No.394808

File: 7779f239d8dda41⋯.jpg (53.74 KB, 300x400, 3:4, varg_vikernes-sol_austan_m….jpg)


bbca87  No.394809

>tfw you're on your 10 hour drive and get bored so you pick your nose and tickle your nose hairs with a knife on a bumpy road


212ce5  No.394810

File: f14e31ea12f7fc0⋯.gif (2.76 MB, 500x281, 500:281, 1552725256688.gif)

>friend discovered civic fencer

>told me he loves his videos


2270d5  No.394811

>>394809

nosepicking for me is an ocd thing, any part of my nostrils that I can physically reach with my index fingers must be 100% squeaky clean at all times


973c21  No.394812

>>394810

Veeeeeeeeeeeeery goodlad. Check out my comment on his latest video where i B him TFO

>>394811

Love getting out big flakes me.

>when you almost get one out intact but then end up pushing it in a little so it starts to melt

smh


2270d5  No.394813

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

pooperium

>>394812

the most satisfying nosepick is when you get one of those that's really hard to get and when you finally get a grip on it and pull it out, it goes way up your sinus so it really frees up a lot of breathing space, providing relief. it's like hard work paying off


973c21  No.394814

>>394813

yeah

>tfw it gets ruined by a nose bleed

smh


973c21  No.394815

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


973c21  No.394816

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

smh stupid pit elephants


05f818  No.394817

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I love him lads


2270d5  No.394818

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>neurotic wamen drama

CRINGE

I do not recommend watching this. basically non-white lasses are miserable 'cause they aren't pretty white girls, and wamen's happiness revolves around what other people think of them, particular of how they look. which makes evolutionary sense 'cause women are less capable of obtaining resources and protecting themselves, especially when pregnant, they do rely on men and men's willingness to care for them is largely dependent on how hot they are


2270d5  No.394819

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>0:54

keek


973c21  No.394820

>>394817

Will watching this let me go back to NEEThood?

>>394818

I sure wonder why you are recommended this :^)


05f818  No.394821

>tfn black nationalist gf who understands me on a deeper level than all of the shallow thots


05f818  No.394822

Only joking :^)


2270d5  No.394823

>>394820

>I sure wonder why you are recommended this :^)

I'm just watching random vids from this poo-thot's channel, it's addicting for some reason even though she's annoying and sorta ugly. must get a lot of comments about her feet 'cause she shows 'em a lot


973c21  No.394824

I SURE WONDER

>>394822

phew


05f818  No.394825

>>394824

honk honk


2270d5  No.394826

File: 6010bf821fb7fcd⋯.png (63.33 KB, 955x416, 955:416, 6010bf821fb7fcd67f8ebfda92….png)


05f818  No.394827

File: aebd31bbf67dbc7⋯.png (41.09 KB, 1402x722, 701:361, abperium.png)


2270d5  No.394828

File: af40581b53b7845⋯.jpg (56.19 KB, 850x400, 17:8, af40581b53b784540c9d2ec7b9….jpg)


973c21  No.394829

File: ba6ea376d63808c⋯.png (49.9 KB, 1402x722, 701:361, ClipboardImage.png)


05f818  No.394830

>>394829

smh… always a wrongun.


973c21  No.394831

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


973c21  No.394832

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

y-yeah I sure believe the whale did this


973c21  No.394833

>holiday starts

>people show up unannounced

man fuck off


2270d5  No.394834

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

eeugh that's more than enough poo for the night, gotta cleanse my pallet with some pale holstein titcow milkers

>>394833

people are showing up at like 7-8am? whenever I go to a family gathering, we go for like 2pm, some people don't arrive until like 4pm or so


973c21  No.394835

>>394834

apparently just friends of my brother who are going out with him


973c21  No.394836

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

oh no this looks painful


212ce5  No.394837

File: 3cea8d8bc412c88⋯.png (222.02 KB, 335x469, 5:7, aaagh brie shut the fugg u….png)

>>394836

Can't watch this kek awkward stuff makes me feel so awkward. Chris hemsworth looks like he's dying inside


973c21  No.394838

>>394837

they are all so tense, it's painful

https://youtu.be/81WIkfUAc_o?t=150


212ce5  No.394839

>>394838

>brie larson saying "oh yeah I do all my own stunts i thought that's what everyone did!"

>his reaction

KEEEEEEEEEK

I bet she didn't do half of what his stunt double does


212ce5  No.394840

File: b736e59b77891fb⋯.png (677.18 KB, 1003x574, 1003:574, don cheadle.png)

>when he tells her not to touch him

oh god


973c21  No.394841

wish they just killed her off at the start of the next film smh. Whythe fuck risk a film on an unliked character anyway


973c21  No.394842

>>394840

keeeeeeeek yeah it's awful like he even givies her a visual cue/queue/whatever then uses his words and then pulls the arm away. She's such a cunt


212ce5  No.394843

File: fab6a01726dfb1c⋯.png (65.51 KB, 466x573, 466:573, miley pls.png)

>>394842

why is billy ray cyrus not a superhero tbh. he has acting experience. should be a cowboy with a revolver or something and he lassos the bad guys.


973c21  No.394844

>>394843

That's a bit random. I don't even know him beyond being the dad of Miley


3cca6d  No.394845

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>394844

this was a big hit back in Gen X times


973c21  No.394846

>>394845

oh. I've heard that song. That's about it


212ce5  No.394847

>>394844

used to watch hannah montana as a kid and know him from that. he was so wholesome in the show


973c21  No.394848

>>394847

Yeah I watched some episodes of that… dubbed


212ce5  No.394849

File: 102f04d0f0e43c1⋯.png (849.75 KB, 800x811, 800:811, ClipboardImage.png)

>>394848

AAH YES MILEY WE MUST PILLAGE THE LANDS OF THE SAXON

was it like that


973c21  No.394850

File: 8e7919256f5bbe4⋯.jpg (738.22 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, goblin shriek.jpg)

>>394849

>that axe

>that belt

>that shield

>those helmets


212ce5  No.394851

>>394850

did he respond to your btfo yet?


973c21  No.394852

File: 79daa21071bdaf9⋯.png (239.17 KB, 1226x438, 613:219, ClipboardImage.png)

>>394851

he's still in bed, probably giving his wife the good old libertarian snake


212ce5  No.394853

File: cf93ac400ce40a4⋯.jpg (10.92 KB, 300x300, 1:1, franklin.jpg)

>>394852

>muh liberty

>but lets import all of these brown people who don't care about that


973c21  No.394854

File: d54aba319c89501⋯.png (158.14 KB, 809x411, 809:411, ClipboardImage.png)

He's a good lad


212ce5  No.394855

>>394854

it's always good to save pictures of your ancestors keek


973c21  No.394856

File: ef301fa4190d03f⋯.png (793.11 KB, 683x683, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

Hey folks, just a short video of me mowing my lawn


212ce5  No.394857

File: e9adf011f2e9cea⋯.png (290.02 KB, 577x768, 577:768, ClipboardImage.png)


973c21  No.394858

File: 534cc9765a60648⋯.png (2.03 MB, 1572x854, 786:427, ClipboardImage.png)

>>394853

The liberty of the white man to kill the brown man


973c21  No.394859

>>394857

>ywn tickle his nose until he sneezes


973c21  No.394860

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

damn he is fast


973c21  No.394861

File: 8b0f2cb753088d7⋯.jpg (482.73 KB, 2016x1512, 4:3, 20190216_101437.jpg)

don't like the beta display in that video. You have to let your animals know who is in charge


973c21  No.394862

speaking of torturing indefensible little animals it's time to feed her the pill


973c21  No.394863

smh she is hiding in dad's room and he's asleep


2270d5  No.394864

File: 7a2f9adaccde138⋯.png (59.02 KB, 430x453, 430:453, 7a2f9adaccde138031e1a42bae….png)

>>394861

lad don't do things like this, respect the cat


973c21  No.394865

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>combining everything Kay loves


973c21  No.394866

File: fd9042c1bbd4af1⋯.png (10.66 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, fd9042c1bbd4af1295cdbdb835….png)

>>394864

Property has no rights


973c21  No.394867

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


3cca6d  No.394868

>>394866

its fur is so long, why not give it a trim


973c21  No.394869

File: 521d7f52f491bee⋯.jpg (4.17 MB, 3024x4032, 3:4, 20190119_141427[1].jpg)