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Just what you need to make you feel better

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bba7f3  No.187576[Reply]

Surge For Right-Wing Eurosceptic ‘Czech Trump’ at Worst Election in Czech History for Left Party


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30ea3d  No.188284

File: a7482836b825939⋯.png (551.54 KB, 693x962, 693:962, mass immigration.png)

>let in hundreds of thousands of people

>drive down wages

>increase crime

>government has to borrow massively to pay for all this new influx of people

>only people who benefit are big businesses and banks

really makes you HMMMST tbh



*cosplays as a druid even though you're not one*


>But you like sexualised cartoons smh

I admit I am quite perverted smh.


>are they chained up for decoration or do they power it somehow? I like that drawing tbh

I think they control it. They fight in a machine where they're purposely exposed as a punishment for cowardice or treason or whatever I believe.


That's really cool actually.

b213a8  No.188286


Borrowing when interest rates are low in order to fund government investment is sound tbh. Doing so in order to do nothing but build commieblocks to house the foreigners you want to flood the country with, who will blame the few remaining natives for the massive debt they live with, is not. Wilfully destroying the country's ability to feed itself is a betrayal.

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547197  No.188289

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kek lad, i should really get a robe

bfd036  No.188291

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yeah, but this is a lesser degree of gay than most cosplay stuff. Just look at this smh

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ec049c  No.186872[Reply]

London Now More Dangerous than NYC… More Rape, More Robbery, More Violence


UK Authorities Not Prosecuting Islamic State Returnees to Avoid Creating a ‘Lost Generation’


UK Government Is Worried About MPs Being Murdered Over ‘Fake News’ While Government Policies Continue to Kill UK Citizens


UK Government Slams Breitbart London as ‘Fake News’, ‘Dangerous’


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dc7742  No.187573



*puts a grooming kit down as a business expense and gets the vat back*

dc7742  No.187574

got (100) in the end, sorry for the messing around

dc7742  No.187575

neo ou est la thread

ec049c  No.187578

c2c643  No.187579


*is blinded by muzzleflash and suffers 3rd degree burns, but no gunshot wounds*

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5c9287  No.186163[Reply]


>British nuclear tests at Maralinga occurred between 1956 and 1963 at the Maralinga site, part of the Woomera Prohibited Area in South Australia and about 800 kilometres north-west of Adelaide.

>the first nuclear test on the Australian mainland was Totem 1 (9.1 kilotonnes of TNT (38 TJ)) at Emu Field in the Great Victoria Desert, South Australia, on 15 October 1953. Totem 2 (7.1 kilotonnes of TNT (30 TJ)) followed two weeks later on 27 October.[6] The Supply Minister, Howard Beale, stated in 1955 that "England has the know how; we have the open spaces, much technical skill and a great willingness to help the Motherland. Between us we should help to build the defences of the free world, and make historic advances in harnessing the forces of nature."

>Airborne drifts of radioactive material resulted in "radioactive rain" being dropped on Brisbane and Queensland country areas.

Swedish Politicians Call For Army to be Deployed to No Go Zones to Keep Peace


Hungary Fears ‘Soros Influence’ in Election After Open Borders Activist Injects $18bn into Foundation


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145b8f  No.186868


>not calling your son Robert ap Martin

cc8a6b  No.186869

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*refuses to make another post until a new thread is posted*

5c9287  No.186870


Oh I didn't realise, give me a moment.

45a80b  No.186871


change your name to the welsh equivalent tbh

I'm going to change my name again eventual, to briton-ify my shitty nu age SEAmonkey appellation

5c9287  No.186873

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2e3120  No.185412[Reply]

George W. Bush Emerges to Bash Trump, ‘Nativism’: ‘We Cannot Wish Globalism Away’


George W Bush: ‘Bigotry Seems Emboldened, Our Politics Seem More Vulnerable to Conspiracy Theories and Outright Fabrication’


Fake News: Viking Burial Clothes Did Not Reference ‘Allah’


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bd186e  No.186160


>I always wanted that one.

I've owned it on every console/platform I've had after the PS2 tbh

61e2e7  No.186161


Also don't judge me

f5ac7c  No.186162


What's your steam then lad?

2e3120  No.186165

2a2763  No.186166

*beats record*

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656d65  No.184698[Reply]

Hillary Clinton Praises Socialised British Medicine After Breaking Toe


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16928c  No.185420

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grats lad

2271b0  No.185421

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you may be wondering now that neo is my gf, what about scully?

can a man have both a waifu and a gf?

well the answer is yes

the two do not conflifct at all for waifuism is metaphysical

how can god be god but also a man named jesus and a holy spirit? its like that

06c259  No.185422

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hentai berry boy


good lad

656d65  No.185423

901bbb  No.185424


A weak lonely heterosexual boy smh *leads you astray*

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5ac725  No.183952[Reply]

Trade Deal with Brexit Britain ‘Vital for the European Union’, Warns Hungary


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0b0066  No.184700


Ease of readability and a refusal to greentext, also the debate was whether the pre-Norman Church was Orthodox or Catholic when it was under the hegemony of Rome no matter how you look at it and there are piles and piles of evidences to support it smh


The one who dreams lass, the one who dreams

*shakes head vigorously but does it so fast I have to go to hospital*


ebf09f  No.184702

0b0066  No.184705


>Baiting me out

*bites but you find I am a shark*

Catholicism is the true apostolic Church. If you think Pope Francis is a nonce then maybe you should consider presenting evidence. The money doesn't go to Rome when you give it in on Sunday it goes to the parish priest and Church(es). Francis is a Franciscan who rejects wealth which is why he drives one of those shite little euro cars.

c8d9cd  No.184707


Went to the a catholic church for my grandmothers funeral service and it was nice but the priest had a massive shiny expensive car. Why does he deserve that just for being a priest?

0b0066  No.184710


Someone probably donated it or something lass, each Parish is run different from the rest. Also, many priests lead secular lives before entering the Church so it could also just be a hangover from an earlier part of his life smh

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52968c  No.183293[Reply]

Police Say Charging Shoplifters, Vandals ‘Not Practical’ as Arrests for ‘Offensive’ Comments Rise 53 Per Cent


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5ad7ba  No.183958


I'll make it it's fine

5ad7ba  No.183959

smh too late that is, early

52968c  No.183962


I've already tasted victory tonight, it's okay.


Okay lad I'll probably have nightmares about pink bears though.


Too late aaaaahhh.

52968c  No.183964

ae7efd  No.183965


>I've already tasted victory tonight, it's okay.


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d055d7  No.182548[Reply]

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d055d7  No.183294

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72c4b5  No.183295


not if you handle him with a brick

d055d7  No.183297

63c491  No.183298


You're not wrong

8586f8  No.183300

File: c08ba57b59241f1⋯.png (18.52 KB, 668x678, 334:339, lqlynchpepe.png)

>lost elvis pepesley pic


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429fb8  No.181819[Reply]

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ceed32  No.182546


They're pretty good, wish there was more. What should we expect in retaliation from the Neo-22st-Pembs bloc? They have a sufficient (you) trading scheme within their own bounds


Make one if you're so great

f9d4ba  No.182547

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ceed32  No.182550

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Now that is some determination tbh.

d006af  No.182551


They just seem really pissy and up themselves as though any of it matters tbh at least people can have fun here

429fb8  No.182552

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a0895f  No.181110[Reply]

LIVEWIRE: Populist Freedom Party Back in Second Place, Kurz Declares Victory


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47f32d  No.181815



woah there

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4b966d  No.181817

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a0895f  No.181818


>implying she would waste all this time with you if she wasn't planning on fucking you

You're so innocent lad.

a0895f  No.181821

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074341  No.180437[Reply]

German Soccer Team ‘Takes a Knee’ in Show of Solidarity with NFL Players


‘State of Denial’: Hillary Clinton Blames Nigel Farage, Macedonian Fake News Factories, for Losing Election


LIVEWIRE: Polls Open Across Austria – Polling Station Notes It’s ‘Very Busy’


DUP Urges Appeaser Theresa to ‘Rein In’ Divisive, Anti-Brexit Hammond


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0ad7b4  No.181109

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You sweat easily and then you go straight to bed after a workout that makes your muscles ache? *puts on clothes peg before kissing you goodnight*

fece7d  No.181112


>"a bit flat chested"

wewlad, but tbh I was more interested in her apparent lack of any female genitalia. Didn't realise his nipples were covered in tape until after.


~5000 years of Jewish eugenics has created to the ultimate female.

0ad7b4  No.181113


>and even worse lad, you've now outed yourself.

smh I know what a vagina looks like, and it didn't look like one to me but I wasn't 100% sure smh

074341  No.181114

fece7d  No.181119


Bit early

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d92524  No.179638[Reply]

Iran Hacks 9,000 UK Parliament E-mails As Govt Opposes Trump Decertification of Iran Deal


Oy vey what a timely coincidence, now you'll have to turn on those nasty Iranians like we told you to.

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d0f272  No.180441

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hmmm interesting map here

d0f272  No.180442

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wish i wasnt banned ree

5457a7  No.180445


You can cock the hammer on a semi auto pistol smh tbh

dda1cb  No.180446

5457a7  No.180447


What game

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0d60d5  No.178899[Reply]

Grüße meine Genossen

Iran blamed for cyberattack on British Parliament


>Iran was responsible for a cyberattack on Parliament that hit dozens of MPs, including Theresa May, Whitehall sources have told The Daily Telegraph.

>The unprecedented “brute force” cyber attack in June lasted more than 12 hours and compromised around 90 email accounts.

>It was initially thought that Russia was behind the attack, but intelligence officials have now concluded Iran is responsible. It would be Tehran's first significant cyberattack on the UK.

Birmingham Islamic faith school guilty of sex discrimination


>An Islamic faith school's policy of segregating boys and girls is unlawful sex discrimination, a court has ruled.

>The case was heard at the Court of Appeal as Ofsted challenged a High Court ruling clearing the Al-Hijrah school in Birmingham of discrimination.

>Ofsted's lawyers argued the segregation left girls "unprepared for life in modern Britain".

>Appeal judges ruled the school was discriminating against its pupils contrary to the Equality Act.

Tower Hamlets: Girl, 17, Suffers Three Sex Attacks in One Hour on Walk Home


>A 17-year-old girl was sexPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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03c337  No.179635

I swear that SWIM will one day snort cocaine off of a girls bum

God speed

Well lads I'm off for tonight. Gonna spend some time at a mates house, and ingest alcohols amongst other things

25a5b7  No.179636


Have fun lass

74e554  No.179637


>Well lads I'm off for tonight. Gonna spend some time at a mates house, and ingest alcohols amongst other things

I wish I could come with, lad. That sounds fun.

25a5b7  No.179640

extroverts smh

88cf41  No.179641

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bb873e  No.178171[Reply]

May Delays Brexit Bill After 300 Amendments Demanded by Labour, Pro-EU Tory MPs


EU Prez Thanks British for Saving Europe During the War, But Adds: ‘Now They Have to Pay’


‘Fire Hammond for Trying to Sabotage Brexit,’ Demands Senior Tory


Somali Migrant Who Raped, Murdered, Tortured Other Migrants Given Life Sentence


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c5eb7c  No.178904

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copy&paste is so convenient

a4d124  No.178905

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c56db7  No.178912


copy and paste what hmmmmm

c56db7  No.178916


someone is being a bully smh

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1f4958  No.177464[Reply]

‘Deadlock’: Barnier’s Refusal to Move Talks on Increases Chance of No Deal, Full Brexit


Brexit: Three Quarters of Brits Say No Deal is Better Than a Bad Deal


Islamic Primary School Director Arrested over Underage Sex Abuse Claim


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