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Just what you need to make you feel better

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00d20c  No.151975[Reply]

emergency emergency

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d84551  No.152716


Shit, linked it wrong







d84551  No.152717





>>152712 (You)

>>152712 (You)

>>152712 (You)

7c9bf0  No.152719

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d84551  No.152723


Good post, but this thread is dead.

Post in the new one.

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33cbd9  No.151250[Reply]

Chelsea Condemn Anti-Semitic Alvaro Morata Chant from Fans at Leicester


Swedish Firemen Abandon House Blaze After Being Attacked in Swedish No-Go Zone


Migrants Prefer Germany Because Its Benefits ‘Are Quite High,’ Says Gov’t Minister


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c681aa  No.151971

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back later

new thread needed



I just want to marry her and protect her from the bullies smh

d57558  No.151972

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>ywn be a British grenadier

ed2ab1  No.151973


>neo makes thread

>fills the first post with lies

fd7143  No.151974


She'll cheat on you, claim you raped her, take your money, and slut it up with someone else.

Later, when you get out of prison, broke, she'll write her memoirs and get famous all over again.

Seeing her face on billboards around the world will make you descend into a deep depression, and you finally kill yourself when she is given the noble peace prize for fighting for women's rights and is given a seat on the UN as ambassador for gender equality.

33cbd9  No.151977

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d85923  No.150529[Reply]

Emergency edition so no links, add them later tbh.

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06e430  No.151246

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Posting random pics from my /brit/ folder, just to keep the thread alive.

b08361  No.151247

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Posting goblins.

9ffe6d  No.151248

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>turn on Andrew Marr

>he has three hwhite womyn on

>they're not even a cross-section of opinion, just generic womyn

9ffe6d  No.151249


>that dwarf fortress picture

Ahhhhh now I have to resist the urge to play it again.

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1396a8  No.149803[Reply]

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799df1  No.150526


smh it wasn't an overreaction I think calling my dad a cunt was an overraction tbh


This thread is quite devoid of pembs and neo…

eade4a  No.150527

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Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone,

Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone,

Silence the pianos and with muffled drum

Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.

Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead

Scribbling on the sky the message He Is Dead,

Put crape bows round the white necks of the public doves,

Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves.

He was my North, my South, my East and West,

My working week and my Sunday rest,

My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song;

I thought that love would last for ever: I was wrong.

The stars are not wanted now: put out every one;

Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun;

Pour away the ocean and sweep up the wood;

For nothing now can ever come to any good.

0447c7  No.150528

oh shit we need a new thread soon


lad it was a total overeation and i didnt call him a cunt tbh

1396a8  No.150530


Is it? It's a good picture tbh.





New thread.

b7760c  No.150532


Thank you, I really like that choker haha

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f08cca  No.149099[Reply]

küß mich

küß mich

Hurricane Irma damage considerable


>Hurricane Irma has caused considerable damage on French island territories in the Caribbean, and casualties are expected, France's president says.

>The impact of Irma on St Martin and St Barts would be "hard and cruel", Emmanuel Macron added.

>His overseas affairs minister later confirmed at least two people dead and another two seriously injured.

>The category five hurricane, the highest possible level, is now passing over the northern Virgin Islands.

/tv/ news: Director Colin Trevorrow exits Star Wars: Episode IX


>Director Colin Trevorrow has dropped out of Star Wars: Episode IX because he and Lucasfilm have differing "visions".

>Episode IX is expected to star Daisy Ridley and John Boyega and is due out in May 2019. >Lucasfilm will now seek a replacement for Trevorrow, who is best known for directing Jurassic World.

>His departure comes less than three months after a Han Solo spin-off film also lost its directors.

'We don't owe EU a penny' Tories warn Theresa May will NOT be blackmailed by Brussels


>A group of Conservative MPs say the Government must not be blackmailed by Brussels into a multi-billion pound divorce bill – as we don’t legally owe the Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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921ce9  No.149806


nahhhhhhhhhhhh leave it a bit. 15 more posts lad, gotta live life on the edge

f08cca  No.149807


I'm going so go ahead


It's the right decision tbh BTECs are useless imo

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66d813  No.149813


so theres room for the altright after all


dissolve it in ammonia, remove the crack, dissolve in acetone, gas out with hydrogen and evap to make 99% pure powder

or dissolve and heat in 50% water 50% acetone with baking soda.

or any other polar extraction or freebase/salt procedure

6af4c6  No.149814


I have no clue how people can afford coke its just so expensive tbh


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903614  No.148414[Reply]

Brexit Scaremongers in Retreat as British Manufacturing and Retail Sales Surge


‘Everyone’ Wants a Free Trade Deal with UK Post-Brexit, Says Iceland


EU’s Brexit Negotiator Barnier: An Open Borders Enthusiast Who Demanded Internet Censor ‘Intolerance’


Religious Groups Slam Corbyn for Firing MP over ‘Courageous’ Grooming Gangs Warning


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903614  No.149102


I already made one a while ago.





7abb78  No.149103

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I was the original tyrant

fight me

7abb78  No.149106


>say I'm making the new thread several times

>Neo makes one anyway

You really want to steal those first posts

903614  No.149107


It's an important act lad.

7abb78  No.149110


Sorry but it ruins the tradition smh

Anyway deleted it but you understand

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6a6367  No.147698[Reply]

>Live stream of Finns standing around the Swedish/Finnish border helping poor refugees move to a more tolerant nation


Ray Mears chats ahead of Born To Go Wild tour


'EU shamed after Icelandic minister says 'EVERYONE wants a trade deal with Britain'


'Labour peer Lord Adonis demands BBC presenter Andrew Neil get the sack for being ‘too pro-Brexit'


'UK terror threat level severe 'for at least five years'


'Edinburgh University law student, 21, who mocked ISIS on Facebook is probed by college bosses over it being a HATE crime that 'puts minority students at risk'


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7dc507  No.148412


later chum, cya'morrow

3c180d  No.148413


*nibbles on your tongue*

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3c180d  No.148418

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*whips Brumpf*

f5b4b5  No.148659

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>mfw I had chocolate fudge cake for breakfast

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6ddeb7  No.147713

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>I wonder where that portly tracksuited lad is now.

facing a life sentence

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4b5ff0  No.147717


Uhh thanks I guess

6ddeb7  No.147718


fred is ded anyway, and people waking up will stumble into the new one anyway

4b5ff0  No.147719


Yeaaa probably

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044b79  No.145651[Reply]

British teachers tell pupils Trump is similar to Hitler and say Muslims are the major victims of Manchester bombing


>A new Channel 4 documentary shows British teachers telling pupils there are “a lot of similarities between Hitler and Trump”, and suggesting the most important people to look after following the Manchester Arena terror bombing are Muslim pupils.

>Harrop Fold School in Salford, Manchester, was formerly ranked one of the worst in Britain and is led by three brothers: Headteacher Drew Povey, Deputy Head Ross Povey, and Ben Povey on the Behaviour Team.

Yellow Pages to stop printing directory after 51-year run


Former councillor jailed for sexually abusing boy while posing as religious teacher taking him to mosque


>When Khan was jailed, there was a disturbance from the public gallery, with shouts of “it’s a stitch up”

NATO Calls For Help to Prepare for War in Big Cities


UN Refugee Agency Says They Want at Least 3Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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cd79ac  No.147026

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are you being paid in the form of his daughter

93f791  No.147027

pubic hair

225c2e  No.147028


no im being paid fairly for my work

225c2e  No.147029

bored tbqh

d33c67  No.147032





New thread.

Business as usual tbh.

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9a3bc6  No.145627[Reply]

I want to make the thread today tbh.

Found out I'm related to a notorious pro-slavery confederate lads, so that'll be the inspiration for the thread's theme.

Here's some news items for your perusal:


Number of children with English not their first language soars by two-thirds in decade


>The number of schoolchildren who do not speak English as their first language has soared by two-thirds in the past decade to nearly 1.3million amid fresh concerns about the strain immigration is placing on schools.

Animals ruin environmentally friendly housing

'''"Grand Designs" dream home ruined by

"Biblical' plague of moths"'''


>But the “Grand Designs-esq” adventure turned into a nightmare when she discovered the highly sustainable wool she had chosen to insulate the four-bed property was hosting a moth infestation of “biblical proportions”.

They're looking to extend our sentences lads

Maximum terror prison sentences "may be too low"


>Mr Hill said: "With the benefit of experience and hindsight it may be the case that some offences have insufficient discretionary maximum sentences, which should be reviewed."

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4f2260  No.146337

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626724  No.146341

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Just momentarily coming back to herd you into the new thread made by Pembs earlier

and to say that I'll add West Riding flag asap but atm the dashboard is playing up so I can't right now




See you lads later

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5a0f6d  No.144832[Reply]

Aberaeron carnival: Police probe as float 'considered racist'


Britain is 'home to 35,000 Islamist fanatics', more than any other country in Europe, EU anti terror chief warns


Frankfurt to evacuate 70,000 after British WW2 bomb found




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2442ca  No.145644


smh lad its youre own fault


round my mates house for a secret mini sesh tbh.

730bd3  No.145645


yeah I suppose

fa24e3  No.145647

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Look at that teacher. Problem glasses, fat, bad dress sense, false informal tone whilst being completely authoritarian.

She just screams SJW.

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fa24e3  No.145649


It's too soon for a new thread.

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1288dd  No.144834

1288dd  No.144835


is a bit

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thanks for the thread lass

1288dd  No.144838


no problemos

thought we were over 700 huh

ef1790  No.144934

Internet got shut off by the filter for 24 hours again. Didn't even try to find porn or anything bad was just on YouTube and it blocked some ads I think. Ublock wasn't working because of a FireFox update but I've just updated it now so ads are being blocked by that so I shouldn't have this issue again.

It should still be off now but I can disable that part of the filter just by closing it in the task manager.

It still blocks porn though, but the internet shut off feature isn't going to work anymore unless Windows has a way of preventing non-admin users from using the task manager. I shall enquire about this in /tech/

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213e58  No.143288[Reply]

390 000 refugees are allowed to bring their families to Germany


North Korean missile passed over Japan, before falling into the sea: Japanese broadcaster NHK


Hundreds of panicking Notting Hill Carnival revellers flee in terror from 'acid attack' as corrosive liquid is hurled over dancing crowd


Norway's Immigration Minister pushes against ECHR, wants to stop country becoming 'like Sweden'


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>tfw getting lean, muscular and POWERFUL from swimming and weightlifting but now feel embarrassed whenever shirtless because it doesn't feel humble

brb resurrecting Victorian bathing fashion and Muscular Christianity

c0908d  No.144105

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>not going full mishima

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a504e9  No.144107



ARGH i fucking hate lesbians

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d14b05  No.142623[Reply]

>Wetin be your favourite Pidgin word?


>Arsenal hear something as Liverpool use dem clean ground four times, for English Premiership match on Sunday.


>Floyd Mayweather don increase im clean record wey dem never win am reach up to 50 fight after im nack Conor McGregor for round 10.


>Ghana National Disaster Management Organisation (NADMO) don warn give flood alert for people wey dey live around White Volta river for di Upper East Region.


>China promotes army general who fought Vietnam in 1979 border war


>Chastised by E.U., a Resentful Greece Embraces China’s Cash and Interests


Join the imperium lads

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132674  No.143384

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*pours 3 fingers of 125 proof*

1eff2b  No.143386

reee it's too hot


what up lad

39a6c4  No.143393


och laddeh

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6f3cf9  No.141912[Reply]

Buckingham Palace Attacker Had ‘Four-Foot Sword’, Shouted ‘Allahu Akbar’ Repeatedly


Belgium: Authorities Mired in 23 Anti-Terror Probes a Month


Swedish Municipality Buys Children Burkinis For Swimming Lessons


Alt-Left Warns Antifa Will Attack Canadian Journalists At Protests


Cubans in Serbia ‘Had No Choice’ But Migrate to Europe After U.S. Border Closed


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d80f16  No.142625


Crazy lad. Take it as a compliment tbh

f951e9  No.142626






New thread tbh

did it to cuck neo tbh

630498  No.142627


I know your excited to make the threads but don't you think you're a bit early lad?

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