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Just what you need to make you feel better

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ee3ecd  No.363048[Reply]

Jeremy Hardy: Comedian and Radio 4 panel star dies aged 57


Comedian Jeremy Hardy, a regular on BBC Radio 4 panel shows like The News Quiz and I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue, has died of cancer aged 57.

>His death was confirmed on Friday by his publicist, Amanda Emery.

>Hardy made his name on the comedy circuit in the 1980s, winning the prestigious Perrier Award in 1988 and best live act at the ITV Comedy Awards in 1991.

>On TV he appeared on shows like QI and sketch programme Now - Something Else.

If you just took everyone in the BNP and everyone who votes for them and shot them in the back of the head, there would be a brighter future for us all.

Jeremy Hardy Speaks to the Nation, BBC Radio 4, 13 September 2004

California: 20 Accused of Selling Birthright Citizenship to Pregnant Foreigners


A total of 20 individuals were arrested by federal authorities on Thursday after being accused of operating “birth tourism” businesses which essentially sold birthright American citizenship to pregnant Chinese women looking to permanently stay in the United States.

>California resident Dongyuan Li — along with 19 others — was arrested by federal officials for operating her business called “You Win USA” that allegedly brought pregnant Chinese women to the country for anywhere between $40,000 to $80,000 to have their children in America in order to secure them birthright U.S. citizenship, according to the Associated Press (AP).

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797461  No.363767

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404e47  No.363769

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404e47  No.363772

File: 0b7174518bf35bd⋯.png (23.62 KB, 574x431, 574:431, screenshot1.png)

the thread is dead……

long live the thread!

7483ea  No.363773

404e47  No.363775



is this a trick?

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e8fa6a  No.362296[Reply]

Everyone point and laugh

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0597db  No.363043


chicongo has it real bad the news is telling us.

bet the nigs LOVE all that white stuff in they hoods.


>so it's pretty much a manlet metre

keek, whatever works for whoever is best imo.

0597db  No.363044

new thread?

e48955  No.363045

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d5422b  No.363046

File: 0b6809b3c6eca3a⋯.jpg (47.56 KB, 358x352, 179:176, Jewess 341.jpg)

==INDEX==, tbh

d5422b  No.363047

well shit.

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64593f  No.361544[Reply]


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052cd9  No.362291

File: 712f9a5cf42427a⋯.png (72.44 KB, 500x495, 100:99, 1548705443490.png)

some niggerfaggot mod banned me in my irl friend's stream for "backseat gaming"

only thing I said was that you could shoot out the zombies legs

its not fair, he'll unban me after his stream but its still shit

fucking streamer mods, fucking cuntbags honestly

de3a8c  No.362292

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4e0ced  No.362293

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send it sweetie

de3a8c  No.362294


Banning strikes again


ce182f  No.362295

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a3bd59  No.360781[Reply]

[insert shitebart link here]

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d1913e  No.361539

just cut my hair tbh only the back but still it delays trips to the barber

7336c7  No.361540

File: c5255e19a9b8297⋯.png (436.94 KB, 871x612, 871:612, ClipboardImage.png)

Why couldn't Indians get through hedges?




How do you cut your hair?

a3bd59  No.361541


do you think he'll try wringing them to dry them? like he does with his clothes


7336c7  No.361542

File: edc0aa21355512b⋯.png (336.4 KB, 634x317, 2:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>banned by youtube

I wonder why

a3bd59  No.361543



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e6c7ff  No.360784

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>people whose dispositions do not suit us, whose society will be hurtful to us

have considered putting "SHIT SKINS of ALL TYPES NOT WELCOME" on all town signs

a8cf4c  No.360807

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088828  No.361156

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088828  No.361211

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7eaa21  No.359286[Reply]

>that lad waiting for somebody else to make the thread

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3df634  No.360033

>that qt wogess valkarie from Thor Ragnarok turns out to be a b*sexual and sjw retard

>that qt wogess I didn't even realise was a wog in Guardians of the Galaxy because she was green is raising her kids to be gender fluid

Fuck sake even civic women are getting so pozzed. Can't even make mutt babies and raise them patriotic and conservative. Smdh.

546bc9  No.360034


Not really a surprise. It's natural that children with a weakened sense of place or history are more susceptible to external reprogramming.

8d56ec  No.360035


please, lads

546bc9  No.360036

File: dacf84fa68c9e9e⋯.jpg (100 KB, 514x508, 257:254, civic daddy.jpg)


Civicperium is the last bastion of white nationalism lad

55b8a3  No.360037

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The absolute state of the posters here.

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f0a2b3  No.358533[Reply]

China slashes ground troops by half, boosts strategic force

>China has slashed the size of its Army by about 50% and boosted other units like strategic support force responsible for cyber warfare, according to the country's official news agency Xinhua

>"this new data is unprecedented in the history of the PLA (People's Liberation Army) - the army now accounts for less than 50% of the total number of PLA troops; almost half of our non-combatant units have been made redundant, and the number of officers in the PLA has been reduced by 30%," the news agency said

>it said the four other branches of the PLA - the navy, air force, rocket force and strategic support force, which is responsible for areas such as cyberwarfare - now jointly make up more than half of the Chinese military, overtaking the army


Chinese Christian details indoctrination camps, being forced to blaspheme Christ

>a Chinese Christian woman revealed the mental abuse she endured at a Chinese “indoctrination camp,” including how police withheld sleep after she refused to blaspheme the name of Jesus Christ

>Jian Yongjiu, a member of The Church of Almighty God, told Bitter Winter magazine that after she was arrested for “organizing and using an organization to undermine state law enforcement," she was sent to a “legal education center” in Hangzhou city, in China’s eastern coastal province of Zhejiang

>while presented as “educational” facilities, inmates are routinely submitted to an “inhuman regime of labor and indoctrination and to strong pressure to renounce their religious faith, with instances of torture and suspicious deaths frequently reported,” according to Bitter Winter

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e1cd6a  No.359281

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e1cd6a  No.359282

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a2799a  No.359283

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e1cd6a  No.359284

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e1cd6a  No.359285

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ddb1e5  No.357779[Reply]

Brexit: Theresa May scraps £65 fee for EU citizens


Theresa May has scrapped the £65 fee millions of EU citizens were going to have to pay to secure the right to continue living in the UK after Brexit.

>She also vowed to seek changes to the Irish backstop from the EU.

>But she again rejected calls to rule out a "no deal" Brexit - and warned another EU referendum could threaten the UK's "social cohesion".

>Conservative rebels and Labour accused her of being in denial about the scale of opposition to her Brexit deal.

Rolls-Royce vies for UK nuclear role


Rolls-Royce has confirmed it is in talks with Chinese state-run firm China General Nuclear (CGN) over providing essential systems for a new power station in the UK.

>The UK engineering company makes instrumentation and control systems for nuclear reactors.

>The plant will be based at Bradwell, on the River Blackwater in Essex.

>The project is one of three new nuclear schemes in this country in which CGN is centrally involved.

Egypt TV host Mohamed al-Ghiety jailed for interviewing gay man


An Egyptian TV presenter has been sentenced to one year of hard labour for interviewing a gay man last year.

>A court in Giza also fined Mohamed al-Ghiety 3,000 Egyptian pounds ($167; £130) for "promoting homosexuality" on his privately owned LTC TV channel.

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569100  No.358529

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I hear some of his audio dramas are really good. Only ever listened to one of them, which I liked.

You've also got The Stranger which is a shoestring budget fanseries he agreed to be in, which is kind of crap, but it's interesting to see a slightly more understated version of his character. And this happens.

2291ee  No.358530


Literally haven't watched any episode of Doctor Who since Kill The Moon

I hated it so much

066255  No.358531


She's pretty

8701ae  No.358532



tbh Vengeance on Varos is the only one of his episodes worth watching


I stopped that season too, it was so bloody awful

1a4d89  No.358534

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ff5672  No.357778


The Phantom Doogler? What is his real identity?

ff5672  No.357780

this thread is over

b057e4  No.357781


Who can say? Such a man of mystery.

ff5672  No.357782

any second now

889529  No.357783


I have no fucking clue what you are talking about

all I know is that she voice acted for waifuposter's disgusting gay harem fapfic featuring her, neo and pembs and I was really disappointed by her participation in that since I thought she was better than those two

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e9a996  No.357025

already worshiped the moon tbh

e9a996  No.357026

need a new thread soon

2ec8fb  No.357027


yeah it's supposed to be a "super wolf blood moon" or something like that

2d2994  No.357030

abae5b  No.357044


It's Yule lass



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fc59c3  No.355526[Reply]

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4451f6  No.356276


youre a strange one

000abe  No.356277


is NO higher turn on than seeing her turned on. love it!

ac5791  No.356278


Did she get killed after telling the guy this?

d77833  No.356279


This, if only one of you is enjoying it then what's the point?

4451f6  No.356280


women dont get turned on

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27c311  No.354783[Reply]

Brexit: Theresa May meets party leaders to try to break deadlock


Party leaders and senior MPs have been meeting Theresa May to try to find a compromise on Brexit after her withdrawal deal was rejected by MPs.

>But Labour's Jeremy Corbyn called the talks a "stunt" and will not take part unless a "no deal" Brexit is ruled out.

>Senior politicians on all sides have also been meeting with cabinet ministers to try to find a way forward.

>The PM will publish a new plan on Monday with a full debate and key vote scheduled for Tuesday, 29 January.

Nuclear plant in Anglesey suspended by Hitachi


Hitachi has said it will suspend work on a multi-billion-pound UK nuclear project because of rising costs.

>The decision puts thousands of jobs at risk if the £13bn plant at Wylfa Newydd in Anglesey, north Wales, is scrapped.

>The Japanese firm had been in talks with the UK government since June about funding for the project, which was being built by its Horizon subsidiary.

>The government said it had failed to agree terms with Hitachi. The nuclear industry said it was "disappointing".

Tony Blair: No deal Brexit 'catastrophic' for UK


>Threatening a no deal Brexit "is a problem for the EU", but a "catastrophe" for the UK, former Prime Minister Tony Blair has told the Today programme.

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60bff0  No.355522

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Here, lad

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a1d1f6  No.355524

File: 3f51b56d4bbb105⋯.jpg (23.24 KB, 564x424, 141:106, Jewess 771.jpg)


I'm with her

60bff0  No.355525


Holy shit clean your room, bucko

78efb8  No.355528

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a2e2be  No.354068[Reply]

Brexit: Theresa May's deal is voted down in historic Commons defeat


Prime Minister Theresa May's Brexit deal has been rejected by 230 votes - the largest defeat for a sitting government in history.

>MPs voted by 432 votes to 202 to reject the deal, which sets out the terms of Britain's exit from the EU on 29 March.

>Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has now tabled a vote of no confidence in the government, which could trigger a general election.

>The confidence vote is expected to be held at about 1900 GMT on Wednesday.

Theresa May is incapable of admitting error or defeat - even in the most humiliating circumstances


>The inevitable words came in the peroration of her brief speech: “It is my duty (to deliver on the Referendum).” This is how Theresa May sees it. We must assume that this sentiment is sincere, however bizarrely, obsessively obtuse it may seem.

Revised UK child citizenship character test 'still poor'


Guardian reported last year that hundreds of children had had applications denied

>The government has updated its guidance on how the “good character” requirement should be applied to children in citizenship applications, but campaigners say the move does not go far enough and aPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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ada513  No.354784

File: 278a763371d4922⋯.png (292.38 KB, 678x438, 113:73, ClipboardImage.png)

wish pitbulls weren't so vicious

find them quite cute tbh

475c8c  No.354785

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dw lad I hate my face too

dont think im gonna make a legit tinder profile tbh smh


you'd make a mess of her nails lad smh






they are the niggers of the dog world

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f9fc07  No.354787

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c00ac9  No.354788

>saw the nurse today, she implied I hadn't washed because I still had my injection plasters on from last week, I stammered 'reference points'

Ironically I had actually washed

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428a20  No.353319[Reply]

Theresa May Admits Blocking Brexit ‘Would Be a Subversion of Our Democracy’


Pro-Brexit Govt Whip Resigns to Vote Against May’s EU Deal


Theresa May Warns ‘No Brexit’ Is More Likely than ‘No Deal’


Afghan Stabs Polish Woman in German Hospital, Killing Unborn Baby


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d3f6e8  No.354065

>everyone quietly disappears when I bring up Gundam.

Alright. I'm off for a walk, anyway.

f95576  No.354066


been putting groceries away and reading about Alaska

d56149  No.354067

File: dd64375b5d74362⋯.png (247.82 KB, 601x601, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

modern monetary theory is based

d56149  No.354069

f95576  No.354071

File: b706aded01becfa⋯.png (28.53 KB, 1679x128, 1679:128, robots.png)

>starfish-killing robots

the starfish eat coral fyi

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e7b377  No.352604[Reply]

Migrant boats are now landing in northern England in a change of tactic by people smugglers

Migrants making the perilous journey over the seas into the UK are changing course to avoid capture, it has emerged

>unscrupulous smugglers are sending people in small boats on 200-mile journeys to land in more sparsely populated areas further up the coast

>there have been at least two incidents of men landing in Lincolnshire in the last two months in a noticeable change of tactic

>it is thought they are exploiting the fact that Border Force patrols are so heavily focused on patrolling the English Channel around Kent that they can slip in unnoticed

(12th January 2019)


Meet the migrants waiting to make their Channel dash

>“tell your Sajid Javid that he will have blood on his hands. We are dying because of him,” one of them shouts across at me, as I visit the site

>Mohammed claims to have already tried to cross the Channel several times by dinghy, with his last attempt coming as recently as several weeks ago; it was an anti-climax, he recalls with a hollow laugh, after the motor on his boat broke down several hundred metres from the French coast and he was quickly picked up by the coastguard

>according to Mohammed and other Iranians in the camp, smugglers and their middlemen live part-time among the migrants and in city town’s hostels, acting with relative impunity; their malign influence over the settlement is clear, with many groups of migrants refusing to speak to me, claiming that if smugglers saw them they could face retribution

(12th January 2019)

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e59778  No.353317

need fresh bread

49457b  No.353318

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4ee268  No.353321

e59778  No.353323


wtf I want to invade Iran now

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