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099cdb  No.342730[Reply]

White Magic

>the white Christmas we imagine, where there are layers of snow covering the ground, is much rarer; Ladbrokes have reduced the odds from 10/1 to 5/1 that the mild temperatures will smash the 15°C record set in 1920

>according to the Met Office, Christmas Eve will see cloudy with patchy rain conditions

>it will be mostly dry and cloudy on Christmas Day itself, with some showers expected for Boxing Day

(23rd December 2018)

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7683870/white-christmas-2018-odds-uk/

Resurgent al Qaeda plotting attacks on airports, planes, UK minister warns

>the UK’s security minister has warned that a resurgent al Qaeda is seeking to carrying out fresh terror attacks on airplanes, using drone technology and jihadist sleeper agents working at airports

>Ben Wallace MP told The Sunday Times that with Islamic State on the decline, al Qaeda was regrouping and had already made grounds in Syria, Afghanistan, Yemen, and Libya under the organisaton’s spiritual leader and Osama bin Laden’s inheritor Ayman al Zawahiri

>the minister said that an additional £25 million has been put into threat detection and counter-terror activities to “protect our planes even more from new chemicals,” miniature bombs, and the “insider threat” of al Qaeda operatives working in airports

(23rd December 2018)

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/12/23/resurgent-al-qaeda-plotting-terror-attacks-airports-planes/

Ukrainian official invites British warship to cross Kerch Strait & see how Russia reacts

>a deputy minister in Kiev suggested that the British Navy should send its warship to the Sea of Azov to test Russia’s response; Moscow descPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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f9680a  No.343423

File: 117da2577f51069⋯.mp4 (3.25 MB, 640x360, 16:9, training for the race war ….mp4)

>>343417

>>343421

have fun munching, man

>>343418

GRINCH

>>343420

Keep going till the good guys win


dd1099  No.343424

File: 4c67df47ab23748⋯.png (10.49 MB, 3024x4032, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

Oh no


f9680a  No.343426

File: 665c531598632ce⋯.png (171.52 KB, 500x562, 250:281, dbvs21b-e8dbb564-2e68-43ee….png)

>>343424

>made in Sweden


dd1099  No.343428

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>when the Lew's feelin a lil cheeky


a85ae1  No.343429




File: d2ff202acba1b74⋯.png (306.07 KB, 640x480, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

a031c9  No.342057[Reply]

Israel, Greece, Cyprus to Ink European Natural Gas Pipeline Deal

https://www.breitbart.com/middle-east/2018/12/21/israel-greece-cyprus-to-ink-european-natural-gas-pipeline-deal/

Israel Prepares for Mass Immigration of French Jews

https://www.breitbart.com/middle-east/2018/12/20/israel-prepares-for-mass-immigration-of-french-jews/

Senior Businessman: UK Will ‘Prosper’, Reap the Benefits of Brexit on WTO Rules

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/12/21/john-longworth-no-deal-uk-prosper-wto/

European Govts Shred ‘No Deal’ Scaremongering on Customs, Travel Disruption

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/12/21/european-govts-shred-no-deal-scaremongering-customs-travel-disruption/

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4198df  No.342726

File: 10345313784ddf3⋯.gif (1.72 MB, 687x500, 687:500, W 271.gif)

sitting on a park bench

years away from fighting


9c677a  No.342727

>>342726

hope you brought something to sit on to keep your arse warm


9c677a  No.342728

your spotty arse smh ew


6ab118  No.342729

>>342722

thumbnail looked like they were kissing.

cats are ghey.


dc4e2b  No.342731




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bc09d3  No.341330[Reply]

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f88bae  No.342053

Need new thread lads


f88bae  No.342054

Useless NEEThogs


6d5a4c  No.342055

gód iúla á efengelícan

good yule all fellows

úre wintrum smyltnes

your winters serene

ond godas bletsung

and gods' blessing

https://clyp.it/0obnuul1


6d5a4c  No.342056

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b67eff  No.342059




File: e593ee6e4518978⋯.jpg (290.53 KB, 1200x809, 1200:809, darren-tan-nazi-moonbase-p….jpg)

9c59ac  No.340617[Reply]

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2b8133  No.341326

File: adbce22bfd5d080⋯.png (323.35 KB, 894x894, 1:1, goodnightwpwinter.png)


20111c  No.341327

>>341326

night lad


9c59ac  No.341328

File: 1f2063977b4e922⋯.jpg (169.78 KB, 800x800, 1:1, __hiiragi_kagami_and_izumi….jpg)

just finished watching jingle all the way again, it was heartwarming

night night everyone


5b2bc0  No.341329

>>341326

Goodnight lad.

>>341328

Goodnight lad.


20111c  No.341332




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d00764  No.339894[Reply]

put something here

like legit this time

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f25312  No.340619

>>340616

I can and I have

and unlike the rest of you 60kg is very nearly my weight


97fe60  No.340621

File: d579838ab1487d9⋯.png (398.85 KB, 758x426, 379:213, ClipboardImage.png)

Oh wait it's the guy that tells people to punch nazis in the face smh


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8c5518  No.340624

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>>340621

KEEEEK what a cunt




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70bc2f  No.339151[Reply]

France Accuses Trump of Interfering in its Politics as ‘Yellow Vest’ Protests Rage

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/12/09/france-trump-accuses-politics-yellow-vest-protests/

Paris (AFP) – The French government on Sunday urged Donald Trump not to interfere in French politics after the US president posted tweets about the protests rocking the country and attacked the Paris climate agreement.'

>“We do not take domestic American politics into account and we want that to be reciprocated,” Foreign Minister Jean-Yves Le Drian told LCI television.

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ccdd44  No.339885

>>339883

yeah its a cheap computer too that my friend built for me but it runs all the new stuff on 60fps easily

i'll think about it tomorrow tbh

when i went to the shop ages ago i couldnt find any one i liked, all too big and expensive


6d5f1d  No.339886

Gonna need a New thread dudes


8c502e  No.339892

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lads check this out you will not regret it


65cd8f  No.339893

>>339892

tismcore


5cda11  No.339895




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50a602  No.338395[Reply]

WATCH: Aftermath of Shootout with Police Shows Strasbourg Attacker Slumped in Doorway

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/12/14/islamic-state-claims-responsibility-deadly-strasbourg-christmas-market-terror-attack/

Video taken after a shootout between French police and Cherif Chekatt shows the Strasbourg terror suspect slumped in a doorway after being fatally shot.

Macron Had Helicopter on Standby to Escape Presidential Palace During Protests

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/12/14/fearful-yellow-vests-macron-helicopter-standby-escape-elysee-palace/

French President Emmanuel Macron was not only present at the Élysée Palace during “Act IV” of the Gilets Jaunes (Yellow Vests) protests but had a helicopter on standby to escape in case protesters broke in, according to reports.

>The French leader fortified the Élysée Palace last Saturday with an unprecedented amount of security, including 500 republican guards, around a hundred police and gendarmes armed with water cannons, and other anti-riot measures, Le Dauphine reports.

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b0f815  No.339146

>>339144

based bleaching tbh


89a476  No.339147

>>339141

>>339141

Ah thanks lid. It reject guerrillamail so didn't think to put something random. Joined.


74c0e0  No.339148

>>339142

>lesbian strap on

>392%

misandristic WGTOW femcels smh

>>339144

>Pakistan

>big dick

kek


b0f815  No.339149

>>339148

>Pakis wanting to see big dicks

Actual cucks


dce172  No.339150

h




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561c5c  No.337644[Reply]

Strasbourg shootings: Armed police mount operation in Neudorf district

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-46555705

Police in the French city of Strasbourg have carried out a security operation in the district of Neudorf as they continue their hunt for the gunman who attacked a Christmas market on Tuesday.

>Cherif Chekatt, 29, has been on the run since the attack, which left three people dead and many more injured.

>He was dropped off in Neudorf by a taxi which he commandeered to leave the city centre.

>Hundreds of police are hunting for him in France and Germany.

is he gonna make it lads?

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cfa869  No.338394

>>338391

I wish


fffb93  No.338396

>>338394

wdhmbt?


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9d1bd1  No.338401

>>338392

>and make her feel guilty 'like a murderer' the rest of her life

Surely has nothing to do with regressives like you calling them murderers all the time :^)


9d1bd1  No.338403

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8702f4  No.336903[Reply]

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072ac4  No.337654

>>337652

Get in line, lad. I paid her first


48af9f  No.337655

>>337645

I knew this would happen

now all the childhood solo hanky panky championship stories will pour forth like water over Niagara falls


845287  No.337657

>>337632

fascist


8663dc  No.337658

>>337652

I actually know girls who constantly get these request from men like you. They are repulsed by you lmao but you like that


8702f4  No.337659

>all those new threads

which one do you want lads




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358ab1  No.336188[Reply]

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358ab1  No.336899

File: bcd36f31223769f⋯.png (308.89 KB, 552x368, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png)

>>336897

Now this is larping I can get behind.


49d5e9  No.336900

>>336896

You shouldn't be on your phone whilst driving lad.


c2c933  No.336901

>>336900

I come to a full stop before posting tbh


b559aa  No.336902

File: cc1b06837bc7269⋯.gif (1.55 MB, 500x589, 500:589, fb7b4b39-8ee4-4a1e-8654-b2….gif)

>>336897

ah i see we've come full circle. from goths stealing nazi fashion, to goths propagating anarchy, to stormfags going goth, to goths finding and embracing nazism.


358ab1  No.336905




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ef5a1f  No.335458[Reply]

Mounted Police and APCs Deployed as ‘Act IV’ of Yellow Vest Protests Unfolds

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/12/08/mounted-police-and-apcs-deployed-as-act-iv-of-yellow-vest-protests-unfolds/

A total of 615 Gilets Jaunes (Yellow Vests) have been arrested in Paris so far, with 508 of them remaining in custody as French police attempt to lock down the streets of Paris and make preventative arrests to quell potential violence.

>New reports indicate that around sixty people required hospitalisation as a result of the protests in Paris today, mostly with minor injuries. The number of injured is down sharply from last week, when 162 people required hospital care.

>New arrest figures for Paris show the number of Yellow Vests arrested by police has risen to 737. At least 55 people are said to have been wounded so far in the violent clashes, including three police officers.

>Around 400 Yellow Vest protesters have been arrested in Brussels, Belgium, and one police officer has been wounded.

Black Dems Upset Pelosi Considering Committee Term Limits

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2018/12/08/black-dems-upset-pelosi-considering-committee-term-limits/

Rep. Cedric Richmond (D-LA), the Chairman of the Congressional Black Caucus (CBC), said on Thursday that it is a “bad idea” for House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) to consider instituting term limits on committee chairs.

>Pelosi said on Thursday that she was “sympathetic to the concerns that have been expressed” by some House Democrats regarding term limits.

>“I think it’s a bad idea, I think it’s awful timing, and I think it’s a hell of a reward for all these chairmen who went out there traveling the country and busting their behPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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230f6e  No.336184

File: b731cc07b4782be⋯.jpg (170.53 KB, 750x500, 3:2, composite-migrants-let-in1.jpg)

don't forget to pay your taxes wagecucks


9e31a3  No.336185

>>336175

>>336173

>>336172

They're creepy but eat all the other creepy, dirty, disgusting bugs so have their place tbh. Only insects that are cute are ladybirds and bees.


fdd7e6  No.336186

>>336184

But NEETs take tax money too

Not that i want to pay taxes smh


fdd7e6  No.336187

Gonna need a nu thread


959fed  No.336190




File: a2fe0781527e08d⋯.png (450.48 KB, 640x480, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

0f9144  No.334753[Reply]

Germany and France to Europe: Accept Migrants or Pay Up

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/12/07/germany-and-france-to-europe-accept-migrants-or-pay-up/

France and Germany have said that countries which reject migrants should be forced to pay to be excused from the European Union’s redistribution programme.

>The proposal was reportedly made in a document, seen by Reuters, circulated to member states’ interior ministers in Brussels on Thursday.

>The suggested migration rules would still insist countries take migrants from other member-states unless there is a strong objection. In which case, such nations would be able to make “alternative measures of solidarity.”

>Diplomats told Reuters this is Eurocrat-speak for making additional contributions to the European Commission’s budget or paying for development projects in Africa, where the bulk of Mediterranean Sea arrivals are coming from.

'Humiliation on a historic scale': what the papers say about first day of Brexit debate

Front pages paint a grim picture of Theresa May’s horror day in parliament

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/dec/05/humiliation-on-a-historic-scale-what-the-papers-say-about-first-day-of-brexit-debate

>Theresa May’s shocking day in parliament dominates the front pages, with papers leading on the prime minister suffering three defeats including a historic Commons vote that found the government in contempt of parliament.

>As Laura Kuenssberg, the BBC’s political editor, put it: “That’s an absolutely terrible, terrible set of front pages for the government.”

>The Mirror runs the headline: “63 minutes of mayhem”, saying the day’s events left the prime ministerPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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4e0f26  No.335462

>>335456

where to?


afb3ae  No.335463


d33957  No.335465

>>335460

can we hold off until 8 if 22st arrives b4 that? I could use a shower


32aa39  No.335750

>>334815

>always weird to me how multi-ethnic armies even work

Separately and very loosely through commanders, and used as specialized units or front line fodder. Fodder because then you don't have to pay them.

Managing armies isn't an RTS game. Orders for the major battle plan goes out to commanders, and foreign troops would receive their own orders and objectives.

Actual integration of foreign armies is a relatively newer military science and is why the US constantly has joint exercises with other countries.


32aa39  No.335759

>>334867

>They must breed these people in labs or something, they're all the same.

They're Germans. What do you expect.




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beb341  No.334091[Reply]

links go here

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027f5d  No.334748

File: 5b974c1e8df0a6b⋯.png (88.26 KB, 249x249, 1:1, eyepull2.png)


e8f6da  No.334750

File: 0a0a83b1ab671f0⋯.gif (4.9 MB, 400x225, 16:9, jim sterling.gif)

>>334746

grognards have no self awareness


c9ff51  No.334751

File: 3d820f97dd0b9e4⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 4.36 MB, 3664x2438, 1832:1219, 1407365765972.jpg)


36c865  No.334752

hate those slags that try to make their slagging seem cool by acting like a manic pixie dream girl


fafda8  No.334755




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c57846  No.333382[Reply]

Petition: The UK should not agree the UN's Global Compact for Migration

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/232698

Dow Plunges by Nearly 800 Points on Fears of Economic Slump

https://www.breitbart.com/economy/2018/12/04/dow-plunges-by-nearly-800-points/

Bond Market Sends Up a Recession Warning Flare

https://www.breitbart.com/economy/2018/12/04/yieldcurveinverts/

Sex Offender Jeffrey Epstein Settles Suit, Averting Accusers’ Testimony

https://www.breitbart.com/crime/2018/12/04/sex-offender-jeffrey-epstein-settles-suit-averting-accusers-testimony/

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a60014  No.334088

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Over one hour of fresh goblin


d628b8  No.334089

>>334087

Black Death in rabbit room. Not 100% yet, will see what 22st feels like doing.


d628b8  No.334090

>>334088

Keek he shares your name


57d4ed  No.334092

>>334085

ah it's on knowyourmeme so it must be true

is it a 4chan thing smh

>>334086

classic

>these are the people we must rely on to initiate an armed overthrow of the government


1d402c  No.334093




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5355aa  No.332690[Reply]

Delingpole: President Macron Is Heading for His Green Waterloo

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/12/03/president-macron-green-policies-will-be-his-downfall/

As the Gilets Jaunes protests in France catch fire, French President Emmanuel Macron is heading for his green Waterloo. And really, humiliation, defeat and — with luck — exile somewhere really remote just couldn’t happen to a more deserving candidate.

>One reason this dime store Napoleon has it coming is outlined in a characteristically incisive piece by Dominic Lawson in the Mail. It’s headlined: “Why It’s Hard Not to Gloat at the Travails of the Strutting French President Who Called Brexiteers Liars.”

>Lawson points out that of all the European leaders, no one has gone further out of his way to try to shaft Britain’s Brexit prospects than the pint-sized Mummy’s Boy Macron.

Brexit backstop plan is calculated risk - Geoffrey Cox

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-46419790

The UK would be "indefinitely committed" to EU customs rules if Brexit trade talks broke down, the chief law officer has said.

>But Geoffrey Cox said it would not be in either side's political interests to allow that to happen.

>The attorney general said it was a "calculated risk" and "I do not believe we will be trapped in it permanently".

>Labour accused him of "hiding" the full legal advice on the Brexit deal "for fear of the political consequences".

Russian journalist monitored for ‘suspicious behaviour’ near UK military base

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0ded87  No.333380

>>333377

she's saying

>smh lad you just had to anticipate I would be a cunt and massively skew the get and do it first, because everyone is a scheming wymyn just like me


5b5ce0  No.333381

File: 4327d1d5ad20262⋯.png (436.11 KB, 808x805, 808:805, 4327d1d5ad2026290c57e82544….png)

>macron cucks out instead of cracking down

happening cancelled,the protest will be a wet Willy on Saturday


e61d25  No.333383

Neo, can you feel the magic yet?


3d81fc  No.333385

>>333381

It's all part of Jupiter's master plan


6afb2d  No.333386




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