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be8b1d  No.368233[Reply]

Storm Erik leaves two dead as 75mph gales and heavy rain sweep Britain

Two people have died and there is widespread damage and disruption as Storm Erik's ferocious gales of up to 75mph continue to batter the UK.

>the storm has swept across the country leaving planes struggling to land, trees being blown onto buses and thousands without power

>a man in Devon died after 70mph gale winds blew a huge tree onto his car as he was driving on Friday morning

>hours later, shortly before 10:00, another man driving a van on the B4306 between Pontyberem and Llannon, West Wales, was killed by a large tree that fell across the road

(Bonnie Christian, Evening Standard, 9th February 2019)


Storm Erik on its way out as temperatures to soar to 15°C next week

>the storm, which caused considerable damage to the south and west of the country, has produced the most blustery of its weather according to John Eagleton

>according to the Met Éireann meteorologist, the storm was winter's farewell as the spring rolls in next week: ""The stormy weather is gone but it will remain cold and bright this weekend with some heavy showers around the place maybe even some sleet."

>while Storm Erik is swiftly blowing itself away from Ireland, the country will still suffer the effects of its tail this weekend as squally showers and westerly wind will continue to blast the region

(Mícheál Ó Scannáil, The Independent Éire, 9th February 2019)

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87cf43  No.368985

File: fa6d369c457a7c9⋯.jpg (19.5 KB, 346x450, 173:225, 465b7a993d3fe4ae1be031ed4e….jpg)

btw the concert tickets were for santana, $350 for 3 boomers to see some shitty bald boomer guitarist. enormous waste

87cf43  No.368986

oh and that "santana" is a fucking beaner too

5d6cff  No.368987

File: 46dae527c2a885c⋯.png (81.75 KB, 638x557, 638:557, 46dae527c2a885ceb8af8810c9….png)



fucking hell he's still going?

68b7b3  No.368988

make a new thread

68b7b3  No.368989

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last post best post

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2bf860  No.367477[Reply]

Bank of England: One in four chance UK will dip into recession in 2019


The Bank of England now expects the economy to expand by just 1.2% this year and sees a one in four chance of recession.

>Britain's economy is heading for its weakest year since the financial crisis a decade ago, the Bank of England said today as it unveiled its latest forecasts for the UK economy.

>The Bank slashed its economic growth forecast for 2019 to 1.2% - warning that Brexit uncertainty has started to take a serious toll on the economy.

>Its forecasts imply there is a one in four chance the UK economy dips into a recession.

Farage: EU ‘Scared’ of WTO Clean Brexit


Brexit architect Nigel Farage has said that Brussels bureaucrats are “scared” of a no-deal, clean Brexit because of the cost to European manufacturers and the looming eurozone recession.

>When asked on Sky News on Wednesday if he were offended by European Council President Donald Tusk saying there was a “special place in hell” for Brexiteers, the Leave Means Leave vice-chairman said, “No, not particularly. They’re scared, they’re rattled. They really worried.

>“I was in the parliament last Wednesday, I said that their arrogance and the behaviour of the unelected elites was driving British public opinion towards a WTO ‘No Deal’ Brexit.

UK house prices fall in January as Brexit puts off buyers

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56daef  No.368232

got another shit a-brewin'

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faa54f  No.368237

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>Don't force it lad, gives you Hemorrhoids

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697e05  No.366783[Reply]

links later maybe

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24a74c  No.367478

any of you ever gotten a ripstart?

ce7820  No.367479


>Stop worrying pls


ab34bd  No.367481

c73c59  No.367482


idc rly, /shit/cucks get the rope

248792  No.367484

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>cat lies in bed all day and will still be at the same place when I come home from work

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1cd28b  No.366021[Reply]

one of you nerds fill this in for me


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4f9f5a  No.366778

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okay this is epic

7e677f  No.366779


sweet lucky trips, lad

>that acting


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cb509a  No.366781

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30's Frankenstein's the best. I love this campy fucker.

cb509a  No.366782

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cb7b5f  No.365268[Reply]

Rare snow rollers spotted in field near Marlborough


A rare natural phenomenon which makes it look like wheels of snow have been rolled on their own has been captured in photos.

>Six rare "snow rollers" were spotted by Brian Bayliss in Wiltshire.

>He said he spotted them in a field he owns and at first thought they had been manmade but there were no footprints.

>It is thought the bales are formed when wind conditions are ideal to blow chunks of snow along, picking up more snow along the way.

Brexit: UK still safe in no-deal scenario, says Javid


Home Secretary Sajid Javid has said the UK would remain "one of the safest countries in the world" in the event of a no-deal Brexit.

>But he told the BBC's Andrew Marr Show that there would be a "change in capability" in terms of access to certain security databases.

>He also said a general election was the "last thing this country needs".

>His comments on security come after the Met's counter-terrorism chief said no deal would be "very bad" for policing.

Tory HQ Draw Up Plans to Delay Brexit and Fight June 6th Election


Conservative Party officials are reportedly drawing up plans to delay Brexit, secure support for an EU deal in April, and hold a snap election on June 6th.

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dcf655  No.366016



personal independence payment, it's for cripples and actual retards. people who can barely survive alone basically.

but the local village agent lass said she thought I could get it and if I do I would get rent help to the point of actually being able to afford to move into a shithole in a town where I might get some work.

the utter state of it tbh

386263  No.366017


keeeeeek haven't heard of him in a while


Have you never seen Nosferatu? smh

2e8460  No.366018

File: 7b373e93997c820⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1013.91 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

>Women are orcs now

d2fb45  No.366019

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yeah i don't get the mentality either, donating money to people on the internet. especially when they clearly don't need it.

it's fucking retarded, tbh.

d96960  No.366020

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>tries to claims PIP

>actually went to the interview

If you didn't have me on filter I coulda helped ya

good luck anyways. if they decline your first application then ask for a mandatory reconsideration


no im retarded and my attention span is low

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529b2d  No.364523[Reply]

UK weather: Ice warnings as snow disrupts weekend


Weather warnings for ice have been issued for Saturday afternoon and evening in parts of England as wintry conditions continue to affect the UK.

>The Met Office is advising care as snow is expected to melt during the day and freeze as temperatures drop.

>Eastern and southern England are braced for their coldest night of the winter, with -12C (10F) forecast, while parts of Scotland could see similar lows.

>The freezing weather has disrupted travel and sports events.

Delingpole: As with the Soviet Union, the EU’s Collapse Is a Matter of ‘When’, not ‘If’…


If you want to understand almost everything that is wrong with the world right now a good place to start is the underground car park beneath the European Parliament building in Brussels.

>There you will find rank on rank of shiny black limousines — Mercedes and Volvos, mostly hybrids because “climate change” — waiting with their polite, smartly dressed and no doubt well remunerated staff drivers to ferry the 751 Members of the European Parliament [MEPs] wheresoever they please at a moment’s notice, free of charge.

>“Nice job if you can get it!”, you’ll think to yourself. Add up the basic pay and the daily allowance you get for just turning up, and your salary approaches £140,000. On top of that you’ve got your lavish expenses and the even more generous budget you get for your office staff. Oh, and the huge, ring-fenced pension on top of that.

>You can totally see why people might go native in this environment. Even if you came as an ardent Eurosceptic, rightly cognisant of the appalling wastefulness, Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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e6189d  No.365264


bit poncey

398fb6  No.365265


Nothing poncey about having good taste lad

e6189d  No.365266

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65247a  No.365267

File: d1ccd61ad5b7341⋯.png (221.37 KB, 600x600, 1:1, d1ccd61ad5b7341005d81c5af5….png)

need a new thread

529b2d  No.365269

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6ba8ba  No.363766[Reply]

Roy Cropper FAQ


>Royston Roy Cropper is a fictional character from the British soap opera Coronation Street

>According to various sources, Roy Cropper's net worth has grown significantly in 2019

>100% of all voters think Roy Cropper is "HOT"

A4 Illustration of Roy Cropper from Coronation Street


>Handmade item

>Free shipping to the United Kingdom


'Coronation Street's' Roy Cropper secretly suffers from Asperger's Syndrome.


>David Nielson, who plays the lovable soap eccentric, said he makes Roy autistic and thus socially awkward on purpose, but has always kept it a secret.

>David,60, said: "Roy was a psychopath. He was stalking Deirdre Rashid and was a bit scary. It's nice to play psychos but they don't stay around too long."

>"My wife is a special needs teacher and she worked with people with autism. She said Roy could have Asperger's syndrome, making him socially inept, rather than menacing."


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479a80  No.364522

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9ce489  No.364524

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be267d  No.364525


damn that's a big bulge

479a80  No.364526

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6c9cb6  No.364528

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ee3ecd  No.363048[Reply]

Jeremy Hardy: Comedian and Radio 4 panel star dies aged 57


Comedian Jeremy Hardy, a regular on BBC Radio 4 panel shows like The News Quiz and I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue, has died of cancer aged 57.

>His death was confirmed on Friday by his publicist, Amanda Emery.

>Hardy made his name on the comedy circuit in the 1980s, winning the prestigious Perrier Award in 1988 and best live act at the ITV Comedy Awards in 1991.

>On TV he appeared on shows like QI and sketch programme Now - Something Else.

If you just took everyone in the BNP and everyone who votes for them and shot them in the back of the head, there would be a brighter future for us all.

Jeremy Hardy Speaks to the Nation, BBC Radio 4, 13 September 2004

California: 20 Accused of Selling Birthright Citizenship to Pregnant Foreigners


A total of 20 individuals were arrested by federal authorities on Thursday after being accused of operating “birth tourism” businesses which essentially sold birthright American citizenship to pregnant Chinese women looking to permanently stay in the United States.

>California resident Dongyuan Li — along with 19 others — was arrested by federal officials for operating her business called “You Win USA” that allegedly brought pregnant Chinese women to the country for anywhere between $40,000 to $80,000 to have their children in America in order to secure them birthright U.S. citizenship, according to the Associated Press (AP).

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797461  No.363767

File: 2e8cc22cb8e9b90⋯.png (174.22 KB, 323x493, 19:29, rance.png)

404e47  No.363769

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404e47  No.363772

File: 0b7174518bf35bd⋯.png (23.62 KB, 574x431, 574:431, screenshot1.png)

the thread is dead……

long live the thread!

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404e47  No.363775



is this a trick?

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e8fa6a  No.362296[Reply]

Everyone point and laugh

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0597db  No.363043


chicongo has it real bad the news is telling us.

bet the nigs LOVE all that white stuff in they hoods.


>so it's pretty much a manlet metre

keek, whatever works for whoever is best imo.

0597db  No.363044

new thread?

e48955  No.363045

File: 42f2d342ea05037⋯.jpg (96.86 KB, 564x846, 2:3, druids tbh.jpg)

d5422b  No.363046

File: 0b6809b3c6eca3a⋯.jpg (47.56 KB, 358x352, 179:176, Jewess 341.jpg)

==INDEX==, tbh

d5422b  No.363047

well shit.

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64593f  No.361544[Reply]


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052cd9  No.362291

File: 712f9a5cf42427a⋯.png (72.44 KB, 500x495, 100:99, 1548705443490.png)

some niggerfaggot mod banned me in my irl friend's stream for "backseat gaming"

only thing I said was that you could shoot out the zombies legs

its not fair, he'll unban me after his stream but its still shit

fucking streamer mods, fucking cuntbags honestly

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4e0ced  No.362293

File: e74999e9e473b01⋯.jpg (107.36 KB, 800x450, 16:9, swiss.jpg)


send it sweetie

de3a8c  No.362294


Banning strikes again


ce182f  No.362295

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a3bd59  No.360781[Reply]

[insert shitebart link here]

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d1913e  No.361539

just cut my hair tbh only the back but still it delays trips to the barber

7336c7  No.361540

File: c5255e19a9b8297⋯.png (436.94 KB, 871x612, 871:612, ClipboardImage.png)

Why couldn't Indians get through hedges?




How do you cut your hair?

a3bd59  No.361541


do you think he'll try wringing them to dry them? like he does with his clothes


7336c7  No.361542

File: edc0aa21355512b⋯.png (336.4 KB, 634x317, 2:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>banned by youtube

I wonder why

a3bd59  No.361543



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e6c7ff  No.360784

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>people whose dispositions do not suit us, whose society will be hurtful to us

have considered putting "SHIT SKINS of ALL TYPES NOT WELCOME" on all town signs

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088828  No.361156

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088828  No.361211

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7eaa21  No.359286[Reply]

>that lad waiting for somebody else to make the thread

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3df634  No.360033

>that qt wogess valkarie from Thor Ragnarok turns out to be a b*sexual and sjw retard

>that qt wogess I didn't even realise was a wog in Guardians of the Galaxy because she was green is raising her kids to be gender fluid

Fuck sake even civic women are getting so pozzed. Can't even make mutt babies and raise them patriotic and conservative. Smdh.

546bc9  No.360034


Not really a surprise. It's natural that children with a weakened sense of place or history are more susceptible to external reprogramming.

8d56ec  No.360035


please, lads

546bc9  No.360036

File: dacf84fa68c9e9e⋯.jpg (100 KB, 514x508, 257:254, civic daddy.jpg)


Civicperium is the last bastion of white nationalism lad

55b8a3  No.360037

File: ad0811dbbeb1531⋯.gif (717.03 KB, 255x192, 85:64, 1411806304746.gif)

The absolute state of the posters here.

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f0a2b3  No.358533[Reply]

China slashes ground troops by half, boosts strategic force

>China has slashed the size of its Army by about 50% and boosted other units like strategic support force responsible for cyber warfare, according to the country's official news agency Xinhua

>"this new data is unprecedented in the history of the PLA (People's Liberation Army) - the army now accounts for less than 50% of the total number of PLA troops; almost half of our non-combatant units have been made redundant, and the number of officers in the PLA has been reduced by 30%," the news agency said

>it said the four other branches of the PLA - the navy, air force, rocket force and strategic support force, which is responsible for areas such as cyberwarfare - now jointly make up more than half of the Chinese military, overtaking the army


Chinese Christian details indoctrination camps, being forced to blaspheme Christ

>a Chinese Christian woman revealed the mental abuse she endured at a Chinese “indoctrination camp,” including how police withheld sleep after she refused to blaspheme the name of Jesus Christ

>Jian Yongjiu, a member of The Church of Almighty God, told Bitter Winter magazine that after she was arrested for “organizing and using an organization to undermine state law enforcement," she was sent to a “legal education center” in Hangzhou city, in China’s eastern coastal province of Zhejiang

>while presented as “educational” facilities, inmates are routinely submitted to an “inhuman regime of labor and indoctrination and to strong pressure to renounce their religious faith, with instances of torture and suspicious deaths frequently reported,” according to Bitter Winter

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e1cd6a  No.359282

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a2799a  No.359283

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e1cd6a  No.359284

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ddb1e5  No.357779[Reply]

Brexit: Theresa May scraps £65 fee for EU citizens


Theresa May has scrapped the £65 fee millions of EU citizens were going to have to pay to secure the right to continue living in the UK after Brexit.

>She also vowed to seek changes to the Irish backstop from the EU.

>But she again rejected calls to rule out a "no deal" Brexit - and warned another EU referendum could threaten the UK's "social cohesion".

>Conservative rebels and Labour accused her of being in denial about the scale of opposition to her Brexit deal.

Rolls-Royce vies for UK nuclear role


Rolls-Royce has confirmed it is in talks with Chinese state-run firm China General Nuclear (CGN) over providing essential systems for a new power station in the UK.

>The UK engineering company makes instrumentation and control systems for nuclear reactors.

>The plant will be based at Bradwell, on the River Blackwater in Essex.

>The project is one of three new nuclear schemes in this country in which CGN is centrally involved.

Egypt TV host Mohamed al-Ghiety jailed for interviewing gay man


An Egyptian TV presenter has been sentenced to one year of hard labour for interviewing a gay man last year.

>A court in Giza also fined Mohamed al-Ghiety 3,000 Egyptian pounds ($167; £130) for "promoting homosexuality" on his privately owned LTC TV channel.

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569100  No.358529

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I hear some of his audio dramas are really good. Only ever listened to one of them, which I liked.

You've also got The Stranger which is a shoestring budget fanseries he agreed to be in, which is kind of crap, but it's interesting to see a slightly more understated version of his character. And this happens.

2291ee  No.358530


Literally haven't watched any episode of Doctor Who since Kill The Moon

I hated it so much

066255  No.358531


She's pretty

8701ae  No.358532



tbh Vengeance on Varos is the only one of his episodes worth watching


I stopped that season too, it was so bloody awful

1a4d89  No.358534

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