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Just what you need to make you feel better

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bd1afc  No.329821[Reply]

Despite EU Arrivals Lowest Since 2012, Migration Drives Non-UK Born Population to 9.4 Million

British government statistics show that net arrivals from the European Union are at their lowest since 2014, but this has not stopped rising immigration from the rest of the world continuing to push the United Kingdom’s population upward.

>Despite net EU arrivals — the difference between those arriving and leaving — falling to the lowest level since 2012, this group still yielded an overall positive figure in the ONS statistics, with approximately 74,000 more European Union citizens arriving than leaving during the period.

>Far larger were arrivals from the rest of the world, which are at their highest level since 2014, with net addition of 248,000.

>Overall, the net-positive levels of immigration, which despite coming below the recent 2016 peak, are still running at historically high levels. The ONS revealed that the foreign-born population of the United Kingdom now stands at 9.4 million and that arrivals from Romania in recent years have been one of the largest drivers of growth in that total.

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97a40b  No.331310

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205b31  No.331311


True really it was only isolated incidents. Imagine you're in a war and get surrounded and you have no radio to communicate with anyone but the 50 other soldiers with you, and some are cooks and chefs who have no weapon, or logistics personnel whose vehicle has broken down. In those times there probably were unarmed soldiers roaming around in desperation.

205b31  No.331312


Tbf I wouldn't be surprised if something like that happened in Stalingrad due to the fact it's a huge devastated city and it would've been full of workers and civilians alongside thousands of soldiers all pressed into a very tiny battle space. Would have to read about it.

205b31  No.331314

800de7  No.331315


>lol, you think enemy at the gates is a historically accurate movie? typical yank

kek, had to look that up. even though it's retarded it makes for good cinema.

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14b85f  No.329817[Reply]

Brussels Beware: ‘Street Fighter’ Orbán Teams Up with Action Man Chuck Norris in Hungary


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11fd52  No.330566


Race war now(in Fallout 76).

14b85f  No.330568

ff0fbe  No.330571

File: 1ae51bb285282fd⋯.png (12.89 KB, 255x255, 1:1, das rite 3.png)


The Jews hate hwhites because they are whites. They have no connection to the Israelites of old, they are literally pretending to be Jews. Jew world order is white supremacy by other means, those means being the throwing of all other whites under the bus.

ca35e4  No.330572


>tfw Spielberg gave away the secret sauce and ready player one is a genuinely accurate portrayal of what the kikes have in store for us

c8fc3c  No.330579


genuinely giggled at this

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9e997e  No.329087[Reply]

The short version of this song is better than the long.

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64b425  No.329813


no that's my autistic asian gf you're thinking of

62dc5f  No.329814

will land and property prices ever go down again lads?

62dc5f  No.329815

new thread needed

386e4d  No.329816


no it's part of the great plan

no goy shall be allowed self worth or true ownership, especially with land because that means blood and soil

86b89b  No.329818

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91ad56  No.328324[Reply]

Poland Scorns EU Army, Insists America Is ‘Only Real Guarantor of Security in Europe’


Nigel Farage Tells Breitbart: May’s Brexit Betrayal is Like ‘Voluntarily Going to Prison’


UK Parliament Seizes Internal Facebook Documents


‘Spain Wins’ – Madrid Brags May’s EU ‘Deal’ Offers Chance to Grab Gibraltar Sovereignty


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b8287c  No.329081


We'd have Kant's utopia

b8287c  No.329082

>Even David Owen isn't in the SDP any more


12948e  No.329083

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Nightcrawler was kino. 9/10 film.

ee53b5  No.329084

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ee07c6  No.327619[Reply]

Russia 'fires on and seizes Ukraine ships'


Ukraine's navy says Russia has opened fire and seized three of its vessels off the coast of the annexed Crimea, in a major escalation of tensions.

>It said two gunboats and a tug were captured by Russian special forces after a chase. Two Ukrainian crew members were injured.

>Russia is yet to comment on the claims.

>It earlier accused Ukraine of illegally entering Russian waters, blocking access to the Sea of Azov with a tanker put under a bridge in the Kerch Strait.

Theresa May Writes ‘Letter to the Nation’ Begging Support for ‘Worst Deal in History’


Theresa May has written a “letter to the nation” begging the public to support her Brexit deal, which has been signed off by EU leaders but could be voted down in Parliament by Tory Brexiteers and Northern Ireland’s Democratic Unionist Party (DUP).

>The Prime Minister has agreed to pay a £39 billion+ divorce settlement to the EU and submitted to a lengthy “transition” period after Brexit in which Britain will remain subject to all EU rules and regulations, without any representation in EU institutions, during which a future relationship can be negotiated.

>If one cannot be struck in time, the “transition” can be extended for up to two years, or the United Kingdom and European Union will enter into “backstop” arrangements which the UK cannot leave without permission, and which would involve the UK continuing adopting EU regulations on goods, competition, state aid, and more, as interpreted by EU judges, and establish a “single customs territory” which largely dupliPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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a9dfac  No.328327

I overheard it tell a lad it likes to sit next to the exits. I know it probably likes to get off first at the busy stations so it can hold everyone up.

a9dfac  No.328329


It’s just a saying lad.

569f7f  No.328330

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3f4e6b  No.328331

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Hmm I've got a better view

a9dfac  No.328332


That’s not Diet Pepsi

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525e63  No.326875[Reply]

THE BIG FREEZE The UK faces 32 DAYS of bad weather with snow and ice over Christmas period – see how you’re affected


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bfdcc7  No.327620

0e2637  No.327621



could use cytube to chat tbh

3c0624  No.327623

f0be21  No.327624


or d*scord


she's done a lot that makes me not want to interact with her anymore anyway


8ca84b  No.327862

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can't believe we're finally getting a new season of world war

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9174ce  No.326157[Reply]

Embed: Boris Johnson's Speech to the DUP

May Arrives in Brussels for Brexit Summit


Pro-May MP Knighted, Brexiteers Suggest ‘Utter Cock Rampant and Big Chicken’ for Heraldic Crest


May Will Not Resign if Her Brexit Deal Is Rejected in Parliament


UK Govt Confirms ‘Child’ Asylum Seeker at English School is Grown Man


Spanish PM: Brexit Impasse on Gibraltar Cleared After UK ‘Accepted Conditions Imposed by Spain’


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1e0930  No.326892


Because it's cold and rainy for half the year. Also the strong winds the other month blew my clothes line down.

fd4087  No.326893

b73448  No.326894


Don't want to take up an entire room for drying clothes, and my clothes rack can't fit all the clothes I'd have to dry on it.

4604c6  No.326911


I was super confused by that episode

is it a trap or just a girl with a manly name?

just seems strange that you'd have a young boy and then decide to cast him as a girl. why did the dad let that happen? was he the one behind it??

4604c6  No.326917


could be the caffeine

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3358ee  No.325447[Reply]

Merkel: EU States Must Prepare to Hand National Sovereignty over to Brussels


German Chancellor Angela Merkel has said that European Union (EU) member states must be prepared to transfer powers over to Brussels at a debate on the ‘tensions’ between globalisation and national sovereignty.

>“Nation states must today be prepared to give up their sovereignty,” Merkel said, speaking at an event organised by the Konrad Adenauer Foundation in Berlin on Wednesday.

>“In an orderly fashion of course,” Merkel said, explaining that — while Germany had given up some of its sovereignty in order to join the EU, national parliaments were in charge of deciding whether to sign up to international treaties.

UKIP leader defends hiring Tommy Robinson


UKIP leader Gerard Batten has defended his decision to hire Tommy Robinson as an adviser and says he had saved the party "from oblivion".

>His predecessor Nigel Farage criticised UKIP's association with the ex-English Defence League leader and said there should be a vote of no confidence in Mr Batten.

>Mr Batten said many people respected Mr Robinson's "stand on things".

>And he claimed Mr Farage had shown "0% interest" in UKIP since "walking away".

Karachi attack: China consulate attack leaves four dead


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223058  No.326160

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never said anything about their culture, I just like the flesh tbf

9aaf48  No.326162

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Of course the first surgeon was Jewish. Not sure about the second one, but given the degeneracy of Germany at the time it could probably have been anyone.

9aaf48  No.326163




I was making a general statement

>when a film's soundtrack has those instruments associated with Spanish anything


dc18bb  No.326164

0eea61  No.326165


>not pooper 2


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0a2dfe  No.324728[Reply]

Brexit: Draft agreement on future relationship right for UK, says May


Theresa May has hailed the draft agreement on post-Brexit relations as "right for the whole of the UK" and insisted a deal "is within our grasp".

>The political declaration - outlining how UK-EU trade, security and other issues will work - has been "agreed in principle", the European Council says.

>London and Brussels have already agreed the draft terms of the UK's exit from the EU on 29 March 2019.

>The prime minister told MPs it would deliver the Brexit people voted for.

Matthew Hedges: Academic jailed in UAE for spying 'failed' by UK government


The wife of a British academic jailed for spying in the United Arab Emirates says the British government put UK interests above his right to freedom.

>Daniela Tejada spoke to the BBC shortly after returning to the UK from Abu Dhabi where she saw Durham University's Matthew Hedges sentenced to life.

>The 31-year-old denies spying but prosecutors said he had confessed.

>Ms Tejada has arrived for a meeting in London with the Foreign Secretary Jeremy Hunt.

UK weather: HEAVY SNOW warning across UK as Arctic temperatures hit


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f3ca82  No.325445

wanna buy a new monitor but I'm measuring my desk and even a 24" would take up all the space I have so I can't reach the volume knob on my speakers

f2ec13  No.325446


>tfw had to drop Tomoko the first time

Weak, watched it in full. Don't understand the people who empathise with Tomo as i've never been in such situations or made such a fool of myself.


Had Polish hotdogs.

f66e0f  No.325448


>Weak, watched it in full. Don't understand the people who empathise with Tomo as i've never been in such situations or made such a fool of myself.

You found out why you managed then

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159ea6  No.325451

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so does tommy though tbh


based and paleopilled


>tfw wessex makes better oc than you


good bloody job lad


looks uncomfortable to sit in


can't reach your knob? poor lad maybe you really do need to fast

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f96acc  No.324071[Reply]

Congresswoman Blasts Trump’s Response to Khashoggi Killing: ‘Being Saudi Arabia’s B*tch Is Not America First’


Muslim Congresswoman Argued Against Bill on Female Genital Mutilation


One in Four Europeans Found to Vote Populist as EU Prepares for Parliamentary Elections


Theresa May and Re-Appointed Remainer Minister Threaten Brexit: ‘Parliament Will Block No-Deal Exit’


Residents Patrol Streets in UK Town Where Police Have ‘Given Up’


Indigenous People of French Island Now a Minority Due to Mass Illegal Migration

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1b56d8  No.324727

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Thought one guy in the comments had an avatar of the brainlet boomer *sips* mene, and it was this. Wew.

018dbc  No.324729

that tintin movie was kind of shit tbh

72b044  No.324731

861ccd  No.324732


Yeah, I agree. Incredibly boring story and characters I didn't care for at all.

0d9240  No.324749

>new thread before 700

Next it’ll be before 500

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f4b11a  No.323358[Reply]

Sarah Michelle Gellar Attacked for Reminding Fans ‘Not to Overeat’ on Thanksgiving


Swedish Men Sterilising Themselves up 70 Percent in Five Years


Egyptian National Allegedly Drove Autistic Children Off Pier to Collect Life Insurance Money


France, Germany Vow to Push on with Plans to Curb National Sovereignty in Eurozone


Brussels Unveils EU Army Plans for Spy School, Missile Development


‘Allahu Akbar’: Brussels Policeman Stabbed in Neck as France’s Macron Visits City

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f46725  No.324069




Keek love that image

ae5b07  No.324070


I think one of the Blackadder characters was based off him too

f46725  No.324072


And Caiphas Cain

5ddbc6  No.324074

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f4b11a  No.324075

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712062  No.322604[Reply]

Brexit plan will stop EU migrants 'jumping the queue'


Theresa May is renewing her efforts to sell her draft Brexit withdrawal agreement - saying it will stop EU migrants "jumping the queue".

>She said migration would become skills-based, with Europeans no longer prioritised over "engineers from Sydney or software developers from Delhi".

>The PM also insisted to business leaders at the CBI that her withdrawal deal has been "agreed in full".

>It comes as some Tory MPs continue to press for late changes to the deal.

‘The Rotten Cherry Atop Theresa May’s Poison Cake’: PM Makes Brexit Speech to Pro-EU Business Group


British Prime Minister has given a speech to the Confederation of British Industry’s (CBI) annual conference standing by her so-called ‘Brexit in name only’ (Brino) plan, but the speech and audience have been criticised as supporting turning Britain into a “vassal state of the EU”.

>Theresa May addressed the CBI, a body which has long supported Britain’s membership of the European Union and has been called upon to back up the Prime Minister’s softest-Brexit plan on Monday, with her saying the people of Britain should listen to big business and not members of Parliament when deciding whether to back her plan.

>The Prime Minister doubled down in face of intense criticism and opposition from her own benches and said: “let no one be in any doubt, I am determined to deliver”.

Boris Johnson's unused water cannon sold for scrap at £300k loss

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1bc6f5  No.323353

*rolls a fag*

f73a0d  No.323354


pretty good lad

f73a0d  No.323355

Neo mummy we need new thread

b71aff  No.323356

File: 11cde8a66a8a8c6⋯.jpg (158.07 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, milo the gayist.jpg)

e25ef2  No.323359

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33f5bf  No.321872[Reply]

Macron, Merkel Show United Front Against President Trump, Rising Populism


Italian Govt Source Claims Macron Behind EU Pressure to ‘Punish’ Italy


Brexiteer Calls for May’s Civil Service Advisers to Be Fired for Betraying Britain


Bill Maher Under Fire for Saying Stan Lee’s ‘Stupid’ Comic Books Led to Donald Trump’s Election


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7415dc  No.322600

this black coffee is rather pleasant

7415dc  No.322601

someone get a new thread.

1de1c1  No.322602


I'll do it.

809ea3  No.322603

Mummy neo new thread

1de1c1  No.322606

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ebe803  No.321126[Reply]

Argentine submarine: Missing ARA San Juan imploded, navy confirms


An Argentine submarine which vanished a year ago with 44 crew on board imploded, the Argentine navy has confirmed after the wreck was found.

>The ARA San Juan disappeared 430km (270 miles) off the Argentine coast on 15 November 2017.

>Officials announced on Friday that it had been found 900m (2,950ft) below the surface of the Atlantic Ocean.

>"It appears to be complete, but it obviously imploded," said navy commander Gabriel Attis.

Brexiteer Predicts No Confidence Could Start Monday, Says May’s Deal Will Force Britons into ‘Serfdom’


Nadine Dorries predicts that the process for a no-confidence vote in Theresa May could start Monday, warning the current Brexit deal would force Britons into “serfdom.”

>“I think we’ll probably see things moving on Monday.” the Tory Brexiteer told Sky News on Saturday, estimating that if the chairman of the 1922 Committee Sir Graham Brady had received the 48 letters of no confidence from MPs needed to trigger a vote, he may “contact people who have submitted their letters to see if they still want to leave their letters submitted.”

>While 21 MPs have publicly stated they have submitted their letters to the backbench committee, Ben Bradley MP claimed that the number was “significantly” higher than that and he could name “five or six more” fellow Tory MPs.

>“There are some colleagues who think they can name 50 people. I’ll guess we’ll find out in the coming days, but I think it’s an awful lot closer [to a confidencPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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0c94a1  No.321871


Some Italian fascist band, listened to a bit of their music and it seemed decent, we shall see

f4f608  No.321874

0c94a1  No.321875


I’ll fucking dab on you mate I’m pure muscle a human bomb

6888e3  No.321876


based and idontknowwhoyouarepilled



absolutely cucked smh

I can run it tho, played big shield guy a bit

d11e57  No.321877

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tbh i like radios as a thing and i like the idea of listening to the radio, it's appealingly simple and reliable

but at the same time there are no good radio stations that you can get everywhere

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9a4145  No.319686[Reply]

Hockney painting breaks auction record for living artist


A celebrated painting by British artist David Hockney has been sold at Christie's in New York for just over $90m (£70m) - an auction record for a work by a living artist.

bet this is money laundering or something tbh

‘No More Bargaining’ — Merkel Warns Offer Is Final as Brussels Chiefs Hope Brexit Will Be Called Off


There is “no question” of renegotiating the super-soft Brexit deal agreed with Theresa May, Angela Merkel has warned, as Eurocrats voiced hope that the divorce could be called off altogether.

>Speaking after a cabinet meeting in Potsdam, the German Chancellor said: “We have a document on the table that Britain and the remaining 27 EU states have agreed. There is, as far as I am concerned, no question of further bargaining at present.”

>With German industry bodies set to be hit particularly hard in the event of a no-deal Brexit, Merkel stated this would be the “worst and most chaotic scenario”, but signalled there would be no room for compromise with Britain.

>The veteran EU leader’s insistence that there could be no concessions came after the chancellor was branded “stubborn” and “unhelpful” over her attitude to Brexit by Alternative for Germany (AfD) MP Petr Bystron.

Listen — Farage: This is the Worst Deal in History Because The People Who Oppose Brexit Are Still in Charge

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3dfc50  No.321124


is he holding an israeli flag

17b4a6  No.321125

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Keek I get this reference

17b4a6  No.321127

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17b4a6  No.321128


gay and straightpilled

9da1f8  No.321129

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