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Just what you need to make you feel better

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8a0316  No.163965[Reply]

Islamist on Terror Watch List Becomes Police Officer


‘Thuggery’: Labour Branded the ‘Nasty Party’ After Activists Attack Israel Supporters


After Disaster Election, Potential Merkel Coalition Partner Demands Migration Cap


Netanyahu Tells Merkel Concerned Over Rise in Anti-Semitism


Polish PM: We Want to Raise WWII Reparations with Germany


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ef2ab1  No.164689

File: 749cf6a13b54fa3⋯.jpg (226.88 KB, 714x621, 238:207, 1505502943013.jpg)


>fuck if I know, I haven't heard him describe the lass

IMPERIUM, does she have a huge nose and black curly hair?

>I consider it entirely my own responsibility to make this country great again.

You're doing a piss poor job of that if you're suggesting a lad sleeps with a Jew and another lad(myself) sleeps with a couple of sand niggers.

>I'm not bothered if the other lads on the boards I frequent want to get involved with me or simply not care, although help is obviously welcome.

I'm sure they would help you if they had Jew and Muslim partners yeah? Do you think they're would really help you when their kids are mutts

>I'm an ideological individualist at the end of the day, I just want to get rid of wogs and noses so I can get on with my life.

>so I can get on with my life.

That's not going to happen, see above.

Do you not see that having this care-free attitude towards what others do is detrimental to yourself? Yeah sure you might not see it or be affected by it short term, but it's the future generations that will suffer the most.

>why not lad?

I'm not a race traitor

>better than fapping - less emasculating

I try to live the monk's lifestyle, I don't fap


If you get rid of the Jews then you get rid of the faggots too

8a0316  No.164690

e3da11  No.164691


lad its some cool shit tbh, 3 dimensions from 2d circles.



0564ac  No.164700

File: 5edbcb1fc3bc1c7⋯.jpg (23.95 KB, 283x283, 1:1, 1408061832005.jpg)


>there was no surprise

kek, I guess not.

a16efe  No.165043

Morning lads

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ca8a18  No.163273[Reply]

Nige in Yankland Campaigning for Pro-Trump Senate Candidate While Trump Campaigns for Anti-Trump Opposition Because He's Just That Smart


Fresh Ginnie: Almost Half of All Berlin Crimes Are Committed by Migrants


Oxford Student Who Stabbed Boyfriend Dodges Jail Time


Merkel Goes Straight Back to Defending Open Borders Policy After Avoiding the Subject During Election


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ce686b  No.163980


get a grip for christ sake lad

ca8a18  No.163981

There's not many good torrent for this maid anime smh.


That "lass" we were talking about earlier looked like "she" wanted to be a maid tbh.


Roooooooooooooooo I give my life for the glory of the thread.

ca8a18  No.163982

f18214  No.163983


>There's not many good torrent for this maid anime smh.

As in there are decent torrents but none of them with high enough quality for your caps?

fdc1f6  No.164442

*posts here instead*

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a73421  No.162581[Reply]

Merkel’s Pyrrhic Victory: Worst Party Performance Since 1949 As Populist AfD Beat Expectations


>The only party enjoying a decisive improvement in fortunes in the election is the AfD who entered parliament for the first time with a projected 13.5 percent or around 88 seats in the Bundestag.

>After the announcement of the exit polls, AfD politician Alexander Gauland told a crowd of supporters, “Dear friends, now that we’re obviously the third biggest power … the government has to buckle up. We will hunt them. We will hunt Ms Merkel … and we will reclaim our country and our people.

Clergy Denounce ‘Satanic’ London Fashion Week Show Held in Church


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cd4185  No.163284


I've chatted to her, she's an introvert.

I didn't realise there's 2 accounts of her mind. I will track her.

9b8aaf  No.163285


>The war for your heart and dick was already over before you noticed it had begun.

They've not won nooooo

a73421  No.163286

d960af  No.163287


>talking about Imperium poster's dick

db5f3f  No.163290


wed be pagan kangz tbh

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c8db43  No.161854[Reply]

LIVEWIRE: Germany Federal Elections 2017 Results


>Polling in the German election has closed and exit polls from public broadcaster ARD show Angela Merkel and her Christian Democratic Union (CDU) has clearly won the election with 32.5 percent of the vote.

>In second place the Social Democrats (SPD) under Martin Schulz are projected to win only 20 percent of the vote, down from their historic low of 23 percent in 2009.

>The anti-mass migration Alternative for Germany (AfD) are projected to come in third with 13.5 percent of the vote, higher than many initial polling predictions before the election.

>The Social Democrats (SPD) have announced that they will not form another grand coalition with the Christian Democrats. The SPD are projected to have their worst election result since the Second World War. The announcement makes it likely that Merkel will attempt to form a coalition with the libertarian Free Democratic Party and the Green Party.

>While Angela Merkel's party have been projected to take the majority of votes in today's election, it is the worst result for the Christian Democrats since 1949.

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8aa13d  No.162577

File: de762767a594831⋯.png (72.76 KB, 847x521, 847:521, 1506224751996.png)


nae much. gonna lift some weight in a bit as repentance

how r u?


the jap lass(male) i posted yesterday. smh I deleted it now tho


aright lass


are those warhammers Praetorians lad? nice taste


>let us both not fap once and on christmas day we shall have 90 days

I'm up for that lad. Let's push one another and after the 90s we can buy those nofap T shirts the Golden One sells as a reward

3a6c81  No.162578


I'm alright, just catching up on some delinquent manga, probably gonna do some college work later.

0f46a9  No.162579

I honestly think Victoria II might be one of the greatest games ever made.


>are those warhammers Praetorians lad? nice taste

Ya lad, I had to make them myself from bits of different products though. I do think they look kind of cool.

If I can find some Roman miniatures I'd like to have some nice Imperial horsehair plumes for the officers too tbh.

4ae859  No.162580


That's great




It was even censored smh


How do you take them apart and put them together? Do you literally have to destroy them to swap parts?

c8db43  No.162582

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95a403  No.161165[Reply]

*jerrycucks* not really

We interrupt Neo's spate of excellent prequelkino editions to bring you…


I am making a big deal about this because I'm German I think this represents an important moment in time for our cause. Anyway I digress.

German election 2017 polls and odds tracker: Will Angela Merkel remain as Chancellor? Yes she will


>The German election takes place this Sunday, with Chancellor Angela Merkel heavy favourite to defend her position against Martin Schulz for a fourth term in power.

>Polls currently show that Merkel's Christian Democratic Union (CDU) party - with its Bavarian sister party, the Christian Social Union (CSU) - will be the largest party after the Bundestag election on 24 September, but they will fall short of a majority.

German election marks unprecedented political shift


>Rock music blaring, supporters cheering, Angela Merkel sweeps on to the makeshift stage. Under spotlights hastily rigged above what's usually an indoor tennis complex, the chancellor is relaxed and smiling as she acknowledges the applause of her loyal fans.

>A few exuberant refugees - carefully chosen and given front row seats - wave a huge banner. Almost unnoticed, security staff quietly hustle a couple of scruffily dressed men out of the hall. Mrs Merkel has been heckled several times on the campaign trail by supporters of the right-wing party Alternative fuer Deutschland (AfD). No one here is taking any chances. In fact her rallies have been moved to indoor venues during the last week of campPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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d073a6  No.161873


spend 3 months learning arabic

03c7ce  No.161874


inshallah brother

2bbf56  No.161875


woah gimme the adjusted list

cfe251  No.161876

03c7ce  No.161878


*adjusts advice for your apparent lack of sporting prowess*

join a casual 5 a side footie team

volunteer to assist or ref a local kiddies team

volunteer somewhere you can learn trade and maintenance skills - rnli, local historic buildings, scouts etc

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b76b3a  No.160493[Reply]

UK PM Plots to Keep Britain in Failing Union for EXTRA Two Years


‘If in Doubt, Treat Them as a Minor’: European Body Orders End of Migrant Age Tests


Pope Francis Says Concern for ‘Cultural Identity’ Doesn’t Justify Opposition to Mass Migration


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5c60b2  No.161161


As long as you introduce sexual tension you won't get friendzoned

5c60b2  No.161162

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ahhhh I'm going to have to post my new thread too early I know it

7d9bf4  No.161163


650 onwards is acceptable imo

also desperate for someone other than neo to get posts 1&2

5c60b2  No.161164


in which case get ready because I'm sure Neo is waiting to pounce (aka constantly refreshing the catalog) and grab the first posts

5c60b2  No.161167

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f0045c  No.159804[Reply]

Sixth Arrest Made by London Police in Parsons Green Bomb Investigation — Arrests Made at ‘Refugee Housing’


Friend of London Bridge Attacker Jailed for Making Islamic State Propaganda Outside Windsor Castle


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a4b25d  No.160511

File: bc8b1d53e9584bb⋯.png (678.83 KB, 814x449, 814:449, ClipboardImage.png)

>you will live to have your own party bus

dcd03b  No.160512


thats one of the things that makes her appealing

b4e543  No.160513


if you give people 5* service and a fair warranty then you should be able to earn a living easily enough, i was deadly serious when i suggested gardening and window cleaning to someone in the thread the other day - £75 is like 4 hours work as a contractor.

5d975d  No.160515


let's be honest lad, the answer is obviously no. I might make one next time but it'll probably have a controversial theme for my own amusement

5a75ea  No.160649

lmao 700 posts new thread

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38822f  No.159100[Reply]

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38822f  No.159809


But it's drawn female lad.

a05c1b  No.159810

File: dbd0822df09bf30⋯.jpg (77.66 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, 1505628704869.jpg)


>posting a female anime character is not allowed

Why does /newbrit/ hate anime girls? HMM

38822f  No.159812


They must be gay tbh.

38822f  No.159813

bb4d4d  No.159818


He's welsh

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b4083c  No.158384[Reply]

Illegal Immigrant Jailed After Sexually Assaulting Six-Year-Old, Grooming Children Online


Canada Pushes for ‘Seamless’ Trade Deal with Brexit Britain


European Union Demands Norway Take in More African Migrants


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16f38d  No.159104



>wasting data just to see trannyface

5eb517  No.159105

File: 2cc29dbc9c45104⋯.jpg (14.45 KB, 236x349, 236:349, 574977f4ade9e684b564a63800….jpg)


Mind you, just remembered these guys, not sure if they wore them in battle though


Godd lad, what are you drinking?

1ce30e  No.159107

File: 960ed976afc00db⋯.png (2.61 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, angry cute.png)

Please tell me you aren't watching that whore again

t. been out with real life grill

*makes new thread while you consider your actions*

b4083c  No.159108

16f38d  No.159111


quick lad delet neo's thread and usurp it

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aeb834  No.157664[Reply]

Open Borders Charities Linked to Human Traffickers to be Nominated for Nobel Prize


Elderly Foster Parents Caring for Syrian ‘Refugee’ Terror Suspects ‘Not Warned’


May to Offer EU £30bn Brexit ‘Divorce Bill’ With ‘Almost Unanimous’ Cabinet Support


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f02d68  No.158381


I know what you mean lass, love buzzards, there are currently two that live near my house


>wanting your balls lopped off

AHHHHHHHHH lad it's not worth it

b6ca69  No.158382

File: 63360efe255165d⋯.png (1.99 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, kute.png)


Yeah the slavic girl meme needs to die tbh >inb4

9dcdd6  No.158383

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aeb834  No.158386

298335  No.158463

>go to work and earn £175

>come back from work and earn £320


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dec98f  No.156964

File: 9c64cbf7912d7ac⋯.jpg (48.27 KB, 480x474, 80:79, heart.jpg)


My love is pure



It's very relevant, my good chum. The reasons behind an action can change its significance greatly. Anyway I probably wouldn't watch her hypothetical streams anyway. Probably.

>I hardly find your BDSM fantasy with her to be pure

Is there any purer motive than wanting to save a girl from bullies and then moulding her into a moral girl yourself? It's certainly purer than 'hey she's redpilled I love her'

7f5de2  No.156965

Cropping the photos works, I can clone every account on that site :)!!!!!!!!

1b443e  No.156966


>a pure thot

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43aaa6  No.156977

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c86e24  No.155550[Reply]

emergency no links and i need dinner

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b7fef7  No.156253

*really wants a toot*

ad2618  No.156255


Kek, it's just the way you said it lad smh

b7fef7  No.156256


smh its a line from the song smh

c86e24  No.156258


Kids are meant to understand it lad, they're supposed to be horrified by the descent of the fallen hero.

c86e24  No.156261

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6dd84f  No.155548

>tfw everyone saving their juiciest posts for the new thread


c0706b  No.155549

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8b7626  No.155553


go back to r9k

76892c  No.155554

c82e3f  No.155556


oh smh i wanted to make my goodbye post now

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f45d63  No.154130[Reply]

no links as too intoxicated tbqh

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bca238  No.154833

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63524b  No.154838


i shouldn't ask such immoral things as well but how small is 5'4?

besides it's ok we're both sexless anons behind monitors :^)

bca238  No.154839


not that short tbh, feels about average even. >tfw no four foot gf

bca238  No.154842

File: 500286a1bf42cd1⋯.png (14.07 KB, 136x208, 17:26, ClipboardImage.png)


perfect normie height tbh

d6427c  No.155162


Drink lots of tea throughout the day.

But stop before the time reasonable bed time comes around. Then you'll just go out like a light.

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