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Just what you need to make you feel better

File: 8e92dee59db0bae⋯.jpg (59.13 KB, 564x846, 2:3, 0b163c2828c4a45cf2230170f0….jpg)

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d475a8 No.246161

Thats it lads, let's see your fashion essentials

It's gotta be

>BIG jumpers

>slim fit jeans

>High top trainers

and

>loose t shirts

T B H

Recycled news:

Jobsite Table Saw Showdown 2018

>With 5 great competitors in the running some of the rating really comes down to splitting hairs but that’s what we do.

>The big elephant in the room is the SawStop as it’s the only one on the market with “Flesh Detecting” technology

http://www.coptool.com/jobsite-table-saw-showdown-2018/

Dewalt Tool at World of Concrete 2018

>Dewalt is really going after the concrete market with several new products aimed at silica dust collection

>As well as expanding their Flexvolt cordless offering with some heavy duty tools that can now outperform their corded counter parts

http://www.coptool.com/dewalt-tool-world-concrete-2018/

Review: Dewalt 20V Max Brushless Chainsaw, and How I Was Wrong About it

>I had intended on buying this saw because I needed a chainsaw for some yard work and really didn’t feel like spending the time trying to diagnose why my gas chainsaw was having issues

http://toolguyd.com/dewalt-20v-max-brushless-chainsaw-review/

New Hitachi Cordless Pin Nailer

>Hitachi has come out with a new 18V 23-gauge pin nailer, NP18DSAL, capable of driving in pins up to 1-3/8″ long

http://toolguyd.com/hitachi-cordless-pin-nailer/

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c7922e No.246165

File: 3d70398c5844f7c⋯.jpg (306.66 KB, 594x848, 297:424, 3d70398c5844f7cef1e2549c82….jpg)

h


62f8ba No.246166

Druids


f044f9 No.246167

I maintain that Swazishire was the autistic one


3ce570 No.246168

File: 534e93eb9f002b7⋯.png (222.69 KB, 416x279, 416:279, mybeard.png)


f044f9 No.246169

File: ec887018ef9df18⋯.jpg (175.92 KB, 1440x2560, 9:16, Jewess 379.jpg)

another thread for the milkers


ef12fe No.246170

t shirt/vest underneath

old checkered shirt, short in summer

wooly jumper if cold

corduroy or brown jeans or any old shit I can find

3 pairs of socks

boots

woolly hat in winter, grockle hat in summer


62f8ba No.246171

>>246167

You fucking bellend wtf


f044f9 No.246172

>>246171

c'mon lad, don't spill it over to this one, eh?


62f8ba No.246173


62f8ba No.246174


ef12fe No.246175

>>246173

read the OP kneegrow


62f8ba No.246176


d475a8 No.246177

>>246156

When for?

>>246170

>Hats

never tbh

>woolly jumper

Smh lad


ef12fe No.246178

this weekend looks very good for weather


62f8ba No.246179

Tims dark straight jeans Fred perry or ralphy polo with nice collared jumper and jacket to suit the occasion


ef12fe No.246180

i long to feel the spring sun

shining on my pale skin

A new life has begun

a new season begin


62f8ba No.246181

>>246177

Next wednesday and Thursday probably?


ef12fe No.246182

kiss kiss kiss


d475a8 No.246183

>opens up pinterest to look for outfits

>sees a million and 1 thot pics I want to save

What a mistake I've made

>>246181

Ahhh no can do lad. I gotta be in college on those days and they're bitching about my attendance already


d475a8 No.246184

W A T E R M E L O N G U M M I E S


ef12fe No.246185

How could you not see this coming? Fools. Done nothing to prevent it, yet you act shocked when it happens.


d475a8 No.246186

File: bd0c9bfb5e7ea30⋯.jpg (181.77 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, slide_237870_1208322_free.jpg)


07ef77 No.246187

>>246162

Trains are a horribly uneconomic mode of transport tbh. You could argue that they're thoroughly British but so is purging old things and replacing them with new things.


c7922e No.246188


ef12fe No.246189

>>246187

like white people?

>>246188

people do nothing to prevent an extreme action being taken

but then they act shocked when it happens and dont realise its too late


d475a8 No.246190

File: d1acfa0c88df77b⋯.jpg (52.3 KB, 564x564, 1:1, 208fa84934e9bb93d19c5aff90….jpg)

File: 345061d15fb68b8⋯.jpg (48.42 KB, 564x564, 1:1, f953411f632d7982a5a1736b36….jpg)

Black Short sleeve shirt

Fatigue trousers tucked into black combat boots

Cheeky simplistic summer outfit


ef12fe No.246191

>>246190

bit gay


d475a8 No.246192

File: 9407620147f0181⋯.jpg (150.28 KB, 564x1005, 188:335, a223df97bc12f1705443df4b4b….jpg)

Look at the swanky fucking get up

I give this lad a high 8 to a light 9 out of 10


62f8ba No.246193

>>246180

There was a young lad called Dorset

Who never went outside and saw shit

He stayed in all day

Much to our dismay

Now he's outside in a casket


ef12fe No.246194

File: 15ffb82efb7e339⋯.png (1.13 MB, 837x1024, 837:1024, 15ffb82efb7e339e5261a90ddc….png)


62f8ba No.246195

>>246183

Ta anyway lad


ef12fe No.246196

NONE OF MY UNDERWEAR IS IRONED

THERES NOTHING I HATE MORE IN THIS WORLD

THAN UNIRONED UNDERWEAR


ef12fe No.246197

>>246196

and coathangers too fuck them


9b244c No.246198

>>246196

what happens if they are unironed?


f044f9 No.246199

>>246196

how can you feel the difference?


d475a8 No.246200

File: 4c9ab2a5116bdc2⋯.jpg (61.44 KB, 564x564, 1:1, 0ea64f46a7f99c53b515112b63….jpg)

Reminder that ripped not ripped jeans are the future and you should cop/make some to get ahead of the curve


ef12fe No.246201

>>246198

>>246199

They're completely uncomfortable and not smooth at all

they feel shrinked tbh

i like my bollocks not to be uncomfortable


62f8ba No.246202

There was a young lad called Shropshire

Who liked shitty fashion that cost dear

He wears skinny jeans

Occasionally takes beans

And wouldn't look out of place among queers

IM SORRY LAD I DONT MEAN IT IT JUST RHYMES WELL


ef12fe No.246203

>>246200

*shoots you*


d475a8 No.246204

Also woe to you if you don't have animal print boxerd


f044f9 No.246205

>>246201

okay, princess


62f8ba No.246206


ef12fe No.246207

>>246205

=^__^=


62f8ba No.246208

>>246204

Checkered or tartan boxers tbh


f044f9 No.246209

>>246200

holy fuck, kill this shit.


ef12fe No.246210

wish we would go back to wearing nothing but cool celtic trousers and capes in the winter


f044f9 No.246211

File: 54cfcbe33d8b974⋯.png (23.81 KB, 408x408, 1:1, Maple_leaf_tartan.png)

>>246208

>england doesn't have it's own national tartan pattern

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_symbols_of_England

We do :)


62f8ba No.246212

>>246211

That's not a good thing, is it?


c7922e No.246213

File: 5e5da7447c2feb0⋯.jpg (51.33 KB, 512x1024, 1:2, mom jeans.jpg)


d475a8 No.246214

File: 6b14388fcc1f1f6⋯.jpg (58.86 KB, 564x789, 188:263, 52efc1d5fa0a9cb62594f464b9….jpg)

>>246202

Top kek lad you're not far wrong

HOWEVER

You won't be laughing in 20 years from now when I'm a recognised trend setter

>>246203

It's a good look tbf

>>246208

Tartan is cool but they have to have wacky designs T B H

same with socks

>>246209

Enjoy modern fashion trends while you can lad

>>246210

I'd be down to wear tartan trousers and go shirtless every now and again tbf


9b244c No.246215

>>246213

creepy


62f8ba No.246216

>>246201

Tbh

#bigdickproblems


f044f9 No.246217

>>246212

You have to have one, lad.


d475a8 No.246218

>>246213

Top kek I like that they're trying something new but the only thing that should be coming in is tartan or more denim under a rip

AND THATS FINAL


62f8ba No.246219

>>246217

For what purpose


ef12fe No.246220

>>246216

i have an average willy but even that is painful with some trousers and boxers

shrop must have a really tiny willy and gonads to be able to wear skinny jeans


d475a8 No.246221

File: d095c7f72eee176⋯.jpg (59.95 KB, 564x695, 564:695, 67bde9e1eeb88837ebd5d73af4….jpg)

COMING THROUGH

BOYS


62f8ba No.246222

>>246220

Even formal trousers are too restricting smh


f044f9 No.246223

>>246219

All of the best fantasy kingdoms and nations have a well-filled lore and symbols page :)


ef12fe No.246224

>>246222

yeah tbh, gotta get em baggy like reviewbrah

hate restrictive clothing tbh, almost like slavery

thinks like belts or ties too tbh


d475a8 No.246225

>>246220

I wear slimfits lad they aren't too bad on the old cock and balls

when I'm feeling like I'm no down to have me balls cuddled I like to wear joggers and trackies tho


d475a8 No.246226

File: 8748dc1239b9722⋯.jpg (41.92 KB, 564x545, 564:545, bf3b6f4da046ca5b372656a6d2….jpg)

Now lets step back for a minute to appreciate the thot


d5374b No.246227

File: 2df576c5923ef02⋯.jpg (42.55 KB, 640x370, 64:37, 5-tt700bc-ad46[1].preview.jpg)

File: a455d2b1004b0bc⋯.png (335.99 KB, 500x358, 250:179, tumblr_owefq87VEP1u6oeoao1….png)

Thracians tbh


ef12fe No.246228

>>246226

I'd rape her


d5374b No.246229

File: 2cf7c51bcb7415e⋯.jpg (42.22 KB, 399x275, 399:275, hat8046.jpg)

File: 68b81ef77d0bdb9⋯.jpg (457.37 KB, 506x720, 253:360, thracians_at_pydna_by_john….jpg)

Badass motherfuckers


d5374b No.246230

File: 7af484cc2824a5d⋯.jpg (230.22 KB, 623x947, 623:947, scan0594_by_residentsmooth….jpg)

File: 1f046fb80f4207c⋯.jpg (235.83 KB, 636x947, 636:947, thracian_noble_by_resident….jpg)

Ye boi


d5374b No.246231

>>246228

The only thing you rape is your hand tbh


ef12fe No.246232

File: 742a589b09907ee⋯.jpg (426.45 KB, 2560x1920, 4:3, qt.jpg)


f044f9 No.246233

>>246228

roasted


ef12fe No.246234

we must sacrifice to improve

it is uncomfortable but necessary

we must do what is required

*does what is necessary*


d475a8 No.246235

File: 9a165da0112b109⋯.jpg (29.82 KB, 564x594, 94:99, 2c694121d9af7dcd85285dda41….jpg)

>>246227

>>246229

>Those shields

>Headhunting

I like the cut of these guys's jib


62f8ba No.246236

>>246223

Tbh

ankh-morpork supremacy

Fuck klaatch

Counter weight continent a shit


c7922e No.246237

File: 8c9984eb87ada9d⋯.png (122.25 KB, 308x281, 308:281, 8c9984eb87ada9d442ae9ae22d….png)

>thotposting


62f8ba No.246238


ef12fe No.246239


07ef77 No.246240

>>246234

*sacrifices you*


4b3ca1 No.246241

>>246200

*rips you un ripped ripped jeans*

IT'S TIME TO LET IT RIP


ef12fe No.246242

>>246240

just let me cum inside a lass first


ef12fe No.246243

>>246241

wdhmbt


07ef77 No.246244

>>246242

Nah, virgins are better to sacrifice. Probably


4b3ca1 No.246245

File: 0a9dfe246a1e6ea⋯.png (1.35 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>246243

Only real niggas understand


d5374b No.246246

>>246244

Smh why do you think we're trying to get him to come along to a job with vanlad?


9b244c No.246247

>>246243

I get it but it's autistic


ef12fe No.246248

>>246245

farting


07ef77 No.246249

>>246246

smh lad druids don't sacrifice humans


4b3ca1 No.246250

File: 09be3ade26b72a5⋯.png (164.71 KB, 500x419, 500:419, ClipboardImage.png)

>>246247

*ruins your bathtub*

atleast these guns get used t b h


9b244c No.246251

>>246250

top fucking i am gay. How do they ruin the bathtub?


ef12fe No.246252

>>246251

I honestly think you need to get yourself checked out you fucking queer


d475a8 No.246253

>have immense amount of tabs

>open loads more to save Pinterest thots

>browser is on the brink of crashing

HOLD FAST LASSIE


c7922e No.246254

>>246251

>How do they ruin the bathtub?

Because they spin and hit the sides


ef12fe No.246255

>>246253

you better post the thots


9b244c No.246256

>>246254

oh, never thought of doing that, we had those tiny plastic battle stadium things


62f8ba No.246257

>>246254

Used to use massive woks from the chinky takeaway tbh


ef12fe No.246258

File: ac6c551011ed1f7⋯.jpg (305.95 KB, 857x1200, 857:1200, yummyy.jpg)

5 hours nofap things are lookin up


4b3ca1 No.246259

File: d1c35242a2715ba⋯.png (774.38 KB, 1214x934, 607:467, ClipboardImage.png)

>>246251

>>246256

>he doesn't know

smh lad


467d5e No.246260

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07ef77 No.246261

>bongo bongo land posting on /brit/

wew


ef12fe No.246262

>>246260

FUCK OFF


9b244c No.246263

File: 0ead9f35785b5a9⋯.png (322.76 KB, 500x375, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

File: c12f720c5e95257⋯.png (83.65 KB, 259x194, 259:194, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 7721ae819e3f06d⋯.png (129.95 KB, 280x280, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 6235cbf9e05ed5a⋯.png (149.81 KB, 344x327, 344:327, ClipboardImage.png)

her beyblade won me all the battles tbh. I thought the one of the Americans used looked cool, the brown one


4b3ca1 No.246264


9b244c No.246265

>>246259

i am gay


07ef77 No.246266

File: 767f81fc8ca4c02⋯.png (106.26 KB, 375x736, 375:736, sort yourself out.png)


d5374b No.246267

>>246265

Why are you such gay lad?


9b244c No.246268

File: c556b5c2655f5e7⋯.png (20.83 KB, 419x395, 419:395, 8c07bd2f3aa2ed12f65aa3f5e4….png)

Supreme Leader


07ef77 No.246269

>>246268

STOP being a gayist


ef12fe No.246270

SCREAM REALLY FUCKIG LOUD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOULL NEVER STOP ME


3ce570 No.246271

File: 722f392e0c635d0⋯.png (1.39 MB, 1470x641, 1470:641, ClipboardImage.png)

who /bigbrainneanderthal/ here

comfy autism tbh


4b3ca1 No.246272

>>246268

just stop k e e king tbh


9b244c No.246273

>>246272

No it comes naturally


4b3ca1 No.246274

>>246273

so you were born gay?


9b244c No.246275

>>246274

si am gay


d475a8 No.246276

File: 5b2243277d7e7d1⋯.jpg (41.68 KB, 500x889, 500:889, 8fe08b8062de484dde64064dc2….jpg)

>>246237

Hardly one to talk iz you mate

>>246238

Yes


3ce570 No.246277

>>246274

maybe he's born with it

maybe it's gaybeline


9b244c No.246278

Fuck. keeek


ef12fe No.246279

>>246276

ugly slags


62f8ba No.246280

>>246277

>gaybelline

*gayqueerqueen


07ef77 No.246281

>>246270

Good lad, tell mummy you're just off to do some labour for some cult members who've recruited you on the internet.

>tfw I have dependents so I can't go

It's a good excuse for being asocial tbh

>>246271

Ages since I played minecraft, don't tempt me


3ce570 No.246282

File: 76c76362ee234b8⋯.png (118.78 KB, 645x729, 215:243, cavetardjak1.png)

>>246281

>tfw no cave-autist tribe to build ring forts with


ef12fe No.246283

>>246281

i will just tell her someone has offered me a job

she cannot do anything tbh

JUST TRYING TO IMPROVE MY LIFE HERE YKNOW MUM


ef12fe No.246284

>>246282

>tfw no autist tribe to kidnap women from other tribes by bonking them over a head with a big club


62f8ba No.246285

>>246281

Accurate but wew


702e4a No.246286

File: 564e3f6accb8019⋯.webm (176.65 KB, 960x540, 16:9, tv dubs i have the highgr….webm)

>Brother is off for a job interview at the club where the Ex works


62f8ba No.246287


07ef77 No.246288

>>246276

Are these civicslags or are they larping as mixies?

>>246283

>anon, if you're doing a job then what do you need a tent for?

You could always just say you're going hiking for a few days, it should do you some good to get out for a little while tbh


702e4a No.246289

>>246283

Just do what you think's best, your mum isn't going to ground you


ef12fe No.246290

>>246289

>as we type this she unironically managed to lock herself out and lose her keys

smh so annoying and stupid


d475a8 No.246291

>>246279

pretty slags actually

>>246288

some are civic just look it. prolly all American tho


07ef77 No.246292

>>246290

That's a good one: she needs you around to look after her which is sort of true, children should look after their parents, but they first need to earn that privilege by raising them well. They should also accept that if they can't look after themselves then they are subject to their children's authority.

Speaking of mummies, I actually miss hearing about Neo's mum's escapades.


ef12fe No.246293

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

ef12fe No.246294

>>246292

smh i dont want to look after her

she should just get a husband but she blew that chances several times in her life smh

what was up with neos mum?


07ef77 No.246295

>>246294

>smh i dont want to look after her

Doesn't sound like she was a very good mummy smh

>neo's mum

Apparently she came out with all sorts of David Icke tier statements.


ef12fe No.246296


ef12fe No.246297

>change guitar

>play much better

ah yes, i shall remember not to fall for the metallic jew again


4b3ca1 No.246298

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

fresh frauds


3ce570 No.246299

File: 64c1c5350e3a920⋯.png (327.53 KB, 770x760, 77:76, 2smart4pepe.png)

hmm lads interesting possibilities

da is basically moving in with his lass, instead of moving here

so there's a two bedroom (three, but not according to council tax) house in the middle of nowhere, already furnished etc, with low rent

might be interesting as a house share, thinking of dorset to escape mummy and shrop to be closer to potential work later

it is in the middle of nowhere though smh


ef12fe No.246300


3ce570 No.246301

>>246300

is that a good lad or a bad lad? idk

depends what happens tbh, I'm still looking at moving down south but I need real work before then smh


62f8ba No.246302

>>246299

It begins


702e4a No.246303

>>246299

Ill take the outhouse


9b244c No.246304

>>246299

>calling schmee gay


07ef77 No.246305

>>246299

>the druid compound begins

>>246304

STOP


ef12fe No.246306

>>246301

it's good

where abouts is it? not somerset i presume

hmm


3ce570 No.246307

>>246303

there is a little outdoors room/built in shed thing tbh

and an outdoors firewood shed you could stand up in like the robot apartments in futurama

>>246302

it's a nice location notwithstanding the absolute lack of anything to do in the immediate vicinity tbh

will have to see what housing bennies I'm entitled to

>>246305

stopgap measure in between/during building the compound tbh

>>246306

it's where I am right now, in somerset, an hour's bus and train ride from yeovil

if you like could switch to castle cary and I'll do a tour but might be a bit fast


702e4a No.246308

File: 89a182e6a3d2c10⋯.jpg (293.67 KB, 1300x868, 325:217, pol politics.jpg)

>>246299

Centre of Operations for the Academy of Fascists


d475a8 No.246309

Shrop is about to ingest 207g of processed sugar

Find out what happens next at 7


ef12fe No.246310

>>246307

*hopes this works*


3ce570 No.246311

File: 774ecd45d21a492⋯.png (169.55 KB, 1000x500, 2:1, somerpepe manurejak.png)

>>246308

like fight club but rural

>>246309

DON'T

die


07ef77 No.246312

>>246307

So does your dad own it or what?


62f8ba No.246313

Got one of those popping candy dairymilks tbh lad

They are good


702e4a No.246314

File: 9a23bb1117c0d71⋯.webm (7.21 MB, 624x352, 39:22, Ray - Somerset.webm)

reminder


62f8ba No.246315

Wish it had Maltesers instead of jellybeans tho


3ce570 No.246316

>>246310

goodlad now GET a phone and go WORK for vanlad or ARRANGE the MEETING already

>>246312

low rent accommodation, established ties to the landlady, room for 3 lads with their own rooms but only pays tax on 2


3ce570 No.246317

>>246314

beaut lad


d475a8 No.246318

>>246311

Can't make any promises lad.

I've got watermelon sours, sherbet UFOs and Bubblegum mushrooms

AND

A rockstar energy drink (Tropical Guava)

Time to blow a bolt tbh


3ce570 No.246319

>>246316

so house share means we could pay rent out of bennies and help milk the govt dry while also working LOCALly/commuting and doing cash in hand with vanla' occasionally

also a PO box and somewhere to store shite while building the compound

>>246318

>shrop gets high on sugar and transcends the passage of time like when fry drinks 100 coffees


d475a8 No.246320

>>246319

I'll report back all of my esoteric druidic knowledges should I manage to return from hyperspace without dying


62f8ba No.246321

>11x2 denying he's a gayist


9b244c No.246322

File: 939e514cb03f4f1⋯.png (11.26 KB, 525x468, 175:156, 939e514cb03f4f101b0e6c2e13….png)

>>246321

always done that


ef12fe No.246323

>>246322

you are a poofter

a ponce

>>246319

please happen aaahhhhh


07ef77 No.246324

>>246316

There are still nice landlords out there?


9b244c No.246325

>>246323

you keep saying that smh


07ef77 No.246326

>>246322

A queer

A queen

A fairy

Uphill gardener

Fruit-picking sodomite


d475a8 No.246327

Rockstar energy drink flavourings are just a little bit vile tbh


3ce570 No.246328

>>246324

it is the deep countryside lad

the landlady lives a few houses down the road

the old ladies that work in the local shop live literally right across from it, in a cottage named after the landlady, she's been landing for 70 years or something at this point

>>246323

sort out a date then lad

sooner the better, can't do anything 'till we have established contact and that


d5374b No.246329

>>246326

Gayer than a Christmas tree


c7922e No.246330

File: 8d736d9fa794581⋯.jpg (300.93 KB, 1024x683, 1024:683, 8d736d9fa794581f524e680ded….jpg)


d475a8 No.246331

>dorset finally does something

awww tbh


62f8ba No.246332

>>246325

>I was just pretending to be gay for the memies


702e4a No.246333

File: 5a9d3caa6378521⋯.webm (1.8 MB, 960x540, 16:9, Pixies - Where is my Mind.webm)

Somerset Fight Club


ef12fe No.246334

>>246328

meet me next week then fam you choose what day

will probably go camping on tues/wed to sun/mon though since the weather is PEAK

no phone probably need for this bit

>deep countryside

smh not being next to the sea


07ef77 No.246335

>>246327

Energy drinks from the Polish aisle > *

>>246328

Ah, so she doesn't have many expenses and isn't trying to Jew her tenants? I suppose it's harder to rent out a house in the middle of nowhere too.


62f8ba No.246336

>>246327

The original one is nice


9b244c No.246337

>>246332

I've always been about the memis though


62f8ba No.246338

>>246334

Tbh being by the sea the sea is not overrated


ef12fe No.246339

>>246338

feels odd not being by the sea tbh

>seagulls in the morning

>waves crashing against the beach at night

ahhhhh


62f8ba No.246340

>>246337

Do you know the story of the boy who cried wolf?


62f8ba No.246341

>>246339

>seaweed smell in march and September


d475a8 No.246342

>feels sick

Well those're prolly the last sweets I eat in a while

>>246335

Think I've gone through all the monster flavours so I'm trying out rockstar ect.

>>246336

Is it redbull flavour per chance?


9b244c No.246343

>>246340

Yeah, he was straight


702e4a No.246344

>>246343

topkek tbf


62f8ba No.246345

>>246342

Kind of, its like relentless origin + green monster + blackcurrant

>>246343

He said something so often that nobody believed it was true when he actually meant it

Me thinks thou dost protesteth too much


9b244c No.246346

>>246345

>denying accusations means you are guilty

wouldn't want to live in your state, lad


62f8ba No.246347

>>246346

Shakespeare said it, not me


07ef77 No.246348

File: 40aa0fe802228e8⋯.png (116.16 KB, 546x155, 546:155, 40m.png)


ef12fe No.246349

s u c c


62f8ba No.246350


4b3ca1 No.246351

>>246348

who are you kidnapping?


9b244c No.246352

>>246347

But that "protesting" was not in response to an accusations mh


07ef77 No.246353

File: 0d299ff7e836f23⋯.jpg (59.6 KB, 851x673, 851:673, 22st with pembs.jpg)

I miss him tbh


ef12fe No.246354

>>246353

Turks are whi-


9b244c No.246355

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

ef12fe No.246356

the thought of living in the middle of nowhere sort of depresses me tbh

wtf i love cities now


3ce570 No.246357

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>246334

monday next week then?

wouldn't mind a bit of camping myself tbh, see what happens

>>246333

nice trips lad

>>246335

yeah, also the house is shit for old people because it has poor heating

>>246356

it's not like there's nobody around, just means having to drive for 40m to get to a shitty town


62f8ba No.246358

>>246357

Glasto is like 15 mins away


ef12fe No.246359

>>246357

40miles? aaaahhhh

>>246357

monday or tuesday, depending on when i get back from camping ahhh


3ce570 No.246360

File: 225d3beae79fe6f⋯.png (112.41 KB, 645x729, 215:243, tardjak14.png)

>>246358

*conflates public transport with having a car*

woops


62f8ba No.246361


3ce570 No.246362

>>246359

this is why you need to pick lad, you will also make a savings buying tickets early and committing to it while my prices to yeovil are basically static


62f8ba No.246363

Thornton's caramel shortcake bites

MMMMMMMMMM


07ef77 No.246364

File: 3bc8c66e9cc78c3⋯.jpg (144.11 KB, 636x699, 212:233, varg skyrim.jpg)

>>246356

>i love cities


ef12fe No.246365

>>246362

aight

tuesday what time boi?

*tries and figures out how to buy a train ticket*


3ce570 No.246366

>>246365

any time you like but I have to be back at castle cary by 6pm to catch the last bus

we could do lunch, I'll spot you

use nationalrail to buy tickets for collection at your LOCAL station


ef12fe No.246367

>>246366

depends how long you want to spend with someone like me


62f8ba No.246368

>>246367

15 seconds


3ce570 No.246369

>>246367

things we need to do

1. confirm neither of us is a spy

2. talk about work

3. talk about housing

twelve till four or something? Can have lunch and a couple pints, go over some numbers and that.


ef12fe No.246370

>>246369

sounds alright

train gets there at 12:02

I'll buy it at the station since i'm too dumb for online things, no difference in prices, it's not a too popular line so there will be plenty of seats


ef12fe No.246371

going to make dindins


07ef77 No.246372

File: 90f3be6a047e875⋯.png (481.44 KB, 1428x988, 357:247, bullies.png)


702e4a No.246373

File: 1f33259f6c5800b⋯.jpg (359.76 KB, 945x378, 5:2, w6rpw32oo0gm_rxqefxl0a.jpg)

Wew Wessex is an incredibly efficient agent, jumps right in for the kill, no time wasting


d5374b No.246374

>>246373

The Druid army isn't going to form itself lad


3ce570 No.246375

File: 78bd608719848be⋯.png (91.01 KB, 306x416, 153:208, punished.png)

>>246370

tuesday 12:02

LOCKED

>>246373

I'm Punished Druid lad

I was already outed to the thought police, I have nothing to lose


ded73a No.246376

>>246369

You're all spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gables, Searchlight Magazine) spying on me.


3ce570 No.246377

>>246376

trust nobody not even yourself's self


ded73a No.246378

>>246377

Trust somethingelse


62f8ba No.246379

>>246373

For the greater good tbh


d475a8 No.246380

File: 590601e2250290a⋯.jpg (49.81 KB, 563x665, 563:665, e8489e0f942003722e74e1fa7d….jpg)

File: 2fb3fdc5b3abd14⋯.jpg (34.44 KB, 564x564, 1:1, eb8119924615d089fda862b29d….jpg)

File: fbd66943ada4cd3⋯.jpg (89.45 KB, 564x1108, 141:277, ee9700118a6a43290da1d522ce….jpg)

File: cb95dfe3b982c1f⋯.jpg (38.23 KB, 451x750, 451:750, f1fe2e35df5ed667da36636e81….jpg)

File: e820fba5e8f1f0c⋯.jpg (65.11 KB, 564x690, 94:115, f88f2128daf3e179a5ef080daa….jpg)

MAssive thot haul lads


d475a8 No.246381

>>246380

I saved the green haired girl because I know a girl who looks like that except w/o the dodgy hair and ear stretchers and by god shes beautiful


62f8ba No.246382

>>246380

Number 3 is under age lad smh


d475a8 No.246383

File: 1d0a728eac31877⋯.jpg (86.33 KB, 507x339, 169:113, 172866511.jpg)

>Consumed lots of sugar and an energy drink and feel like im on the bad end of beans

My poor heart


d475a8 No.246384

>>246382

Under age for you or me


62f8ba No.246385

>>246383

Sipping some lean tbh

Smoooooooooth


62f8ba No.246386

>>246384

Underage to buy scratch cards


d475a8 No.246387

File: 886ed224e17a8a1⋯.jpg (56.12 KB, 564x564, 1:1, bfcb28621614369f3054d0a5ec….jpg)

>>246385

I could use some lean right about now


d475a8 No.246388

>>246386

Spose I'll bin her the next time I spy her

RIP green lass


07ef77 No.246389

>>246383

Here's a tip: try not doing that next time.


62f8ba No.246390

>>246387

£1.50 from the pharmacy


ef12fe No.246391

*resets ip and prepares to post on /brit/*


d475a8 No.246392

>>246389

Figured that one out myself tbh

I'm nothing if not introspective

>>246390

For realsies? I thought you need a prescription for codeine?


62f8ba No.246393

>>246392

Do a Google search for codiene CWE, you use cocodamols


07ef77 No.246394

>>246391

*prepares to call out Dorshit*

Nothin' personel


702e4a No.246395

File: 8adf4e33078f018⋯.jpg (68.4 KB, 1100x738, 550:369, Capture.JPG)

I don't remember James from Pokemon having massive tits


d475a8 No.246396

>>246393

Merci

>>246395

Poor lad drank too much tap water


62f8ba No.246397

>>246394

Fight me


62f8ba No.246398


d475a8 No.246399

File: 97dcbbd1cd24664⋯.jpg (81.33 KB, 564x705, 4:5, b6e3ce91e31cc48291b47a6c57….jpg)

8)


62f8ba No.246400

>>246399

Weird cleavage


07ef77 No.246401

>>246397

Okay, but first look over here long enough for me to get the knife in.


d475a8 No.246402

File: 6e407a2944c5c29⋯.jpg (19.66 KB, 540x540, 1:1, e6ccde69e78a785b79cf998d34….jpg)

>>246400

Nobodies perfect lad


62f8ba No.246403

>>246401

Good thing I wore my stab proof vest made of 2ps


62f8ba No.246404

>>246402

Except me


d475a8 No.246405

File: 49687dd80c8a3c0⋯.jpg (69.84 KB, 564x564, 1:1, f8023a0362b6fd0eea43617c7e….jpg)


512ebc No.246406

>>246404

and me

and based ratface thot


d475a8 No.246407

File: 96712dfd83669e9⋯.jpg (106.35 KB, 564x875, 564:875, 93bd888d079d4f68b61ba8dfcc….jpg)


07ef77 No.246408

>>246403

The Welshman's nemesis, the stab-proof vest was introduced to England by the Normans, following which the remnants of the Brythonic people found themselves unable to resist Anglo-Norman encroachment on their lands.

~ Wikipedia


512ebc No.246409

>>246407

wdhmbt


702e4a No.246410

File: a90c27898f5222b⋯.jpg (109.81 KB, 750x1310, 75:131, remember-that-computer.jpg)


d475a8 No.246411

File: 0f7213ee8cbcda4⋯.jpg (56.52 KB, 563x683, 563:683, bb1da575d497994bf812fa5030….jpg)


3ce570 No.246412

File: 5602bb613ea7194⋯.png (239.08 KB, 459x448, 459:448, rage1.png)

>do a bennies calculator to try and find out if I could afford this

>comes out saying I should get even less universal credit than I do now

FUCKING GOVERNMENT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


62f8ba No.246413


512ebc No.246414

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

humina humina humina humina


62f8ba No.246415

>>246412

Do you declare your savings?


9b244c No.246416

File: 474dbfede912e24⋯.png (436.07 KB, 632x609, 632:609, 1470455351815.png)

>>246412

You should have listened


702e4a No.246417

File: 267b77cc50bc29d⋯.webm (2.21 MB, 720x540, 4:3, Dwm 2018-02-12 20-01-55-6….webm)

File: c5c29d6e1362a62⋯.jpg (47.48 KB, 600x465, 40:31, but each to their own.jpg)

>it keeps changing language

what the fuck is this utter toff


3ce570 No.246418

File: ed243ce540d0411⋯.png (75.41 KB, 408x620, 102:155, gourdo.png)

>>246412

ok I can do this

if I got local housing allowance they 'd give me £300

£150 from hypothetically me and dorset would cover the rest of the rent and power

if we're both on universal crdit that leaves £100 each a month for expenses, not counting any money earned

>>246415

yeah which is probably why it did that, if you have £6000+ in savings they fuck you up

so after taking money out or spending it on land it should be better or maybe worse because they hold owned land against you too

>>246416

>no esoteric jahanist rebellion to install UBI


62f8ba No.246419

>>246418

Take it out in cash and buy gold


702e4a No.246420

File: 0e4c90b770b0872⋯.webm (2.25 MB, 1162x440, 581:220, aaaayyyyyyyyhehehehe.webm)

>>246419

>buy gold


512ebc No.246421

>>246418

a week or month? I get 100 at the moment but what do I do about housing bennies?

I too might reaching 6k soon so I'm not sure what to do about it

>tfw utter mongoloid in regards to nearly everything like this in life

smh why can't things be so much simpler

me give money

me live in house

simples


4b3ca1 No.246422

>>246419

buy a shitter crypto, claim the losses as a drain of your assets or whatever it is in bennie speak, recieve more bennies?


62f8ba No.246423

And they don't 'fuck you up' you should really be using your savings to find a job, varg memies aside thats a pretty shameful way of looking at it

You've amassed that by not working


702e4a No.246424

>bennies

socialists out


62f8ba No.246425

>>246420

Its VAT free and untraceable, what's there to laugh at

Its value won't plummet like crypto


512ebc No.246426

>>246424

the government owes me money for trying to kill us


4b3ca1 No.246427

>>246426

tbh drinking tap water, being culturally enriched and other government decisions should entitle us to danger money


3ce570 No.246428

>>246418

>>246419

>weekly LHA is actually more at £121.97

>£489 a month

would make it even easier

>>246421

based govt tells you literally nothing and you're expected to be a master bureaucrat and figure it out yourself

you on UC? should be getting £240 a month if on intensive job search

>>246423

about £3000 is a couple decades of saving grandparents money and that tbh

the rest is by not being a mong and spending my entire monthly allowance on waitrose food or whatever

hope this autist specialist guy replies about jobs soon tho tbh


3ce570 No.246429

>>246428

oh 2 bedrooms WEEKLY is £300

yeah this will be fine if I'm actually entitled to it and they don't gimp me for being under 25 or whatever


d475a8 No.246430

>>246424

We should all be draining the beast of its bennies tbh. In fact we should all be reproducing with loads of stupid thots to put extra pressure on the system


07ef77 No.246431

File: 0f41049890bf80b⋯.jpg (23.7 KB, 500x280, 25:14, reality.jpg)

>>246423

>you should really be using your savings to stay on the treadmill


3ce570 No.246432

File: 2d94b7a674c6eac⋯.png (39.79 KB, 669x473, 669:473, ClipboardImage.png)

>>246429

>25

AAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAA

they expect young lads to be transitory wagies until THIRTY FUCKING FIVE

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

maybe there's a case to be made for it being shared accomodation smh


62f8ba No.246433

>>246428

That may be the case but it's wrong to act entitled to it if you have rent and food money sorted for the next 12 months

If you're scamming then you're scamming tbf


512ebc No.246434

>>246433

t. upstanding moral modern citizen


62f8ba No.246435

>>246431

From an honest point of view of course you should, but not necessarily the treadmill everybody else is on


3ce570 No.246436

File: db1607714d7ae07⋯.png (8.76 KB, 653x75, 653:75, ClipboardImage.png)

>UC MONTHLY is less than housing bennies WEEKLY

I really, really want to bomb parliament

the whole thing is retarded and convoluted and the situation shouldn't be so I need to rely on it in the first place


d475a8 No.246437

>>246432

The Neo-Liberals have an awful world that they've created tbh. 'Ss why vanno-brythonic nomadism is the only way forward. I'd like to see all teens living in vans and odd jobbing.

>>246434

He's not exactly preaching is he? Just because some of us aren't particularly moral that doesn't mean we can't see how it is.


62f8ba No.246438

>>246434

I pay my taxes lad


512ebc No.246439

>>246438

>I pay for my peoples destruction


d475a8 No.246440

>>246436

Get em while you can too. Ol' theresa is looking to cut all that she can.

>Policy of austerity

>Raises taxes

Genius economic policy tbf


62f8ba No.246441

>>246436

Wtf the point is you don't need to rely on it? You have enough to not claim anything?


07ef77 No.246442

>>246436

Guy Fawkes did nothing wrong. Back when I was in the shit I tried to make sense of the benefits system and gave up. Apparently the reason pakis and mongs can figure it out is because they get assigned social workers who do the admin for them.


62f8ba No.246443

>>246439

And your hospital visits


512ebc No.246444

>>246443

keeq

terrible mentality tbf lad


62f8ba No.246445

>>246442

You get a benefits coach, they answer all your questions

All this whinging is embarrassing


62f8ba No.246446

>>246444

If you say so, not had family members that needed emergency treatment? House never caught fire? Nobody been murdered in your family?


3ce570 No.246447

File: efaf92edcc8a9d0⋯.png (16.83 KB, 530x468, 265:234, thinkerjahans.png)

stopping now tbh, just making me fucking suicidal

the whole thing is designed to keep you from putting down roots and be constantly teetering on a knife edge relying on then ext wagie paycheck to survive

ngl if I can't sort this out I'm not discounting suicide bombing number ten or something

>>246441

I have enough right now

but that's my savings which should be going to land and not living like a wagie mong


512ebc No.246448

>>246446

repeat after me

NHS IS GOD


702e4a No.246449

>>246447

Should be going into paying your way first and foremost, not other peoples money


62f8ba No.246450

>>246447

Agreed but don't make it out like you just did in the paragraph above that reply

You can put roots down, the benefits system isn't geared up to stop you, there are real things to be complaining about, this isn't one


62f8ba No.246451

>>246448

I can afford private health care if I didn't pay NI, you couldnt, try again lad

>>246449

This


3ce570 No.246452

File: 60ec7fc18975e4e⋯.png (58.36 KB, 424x481, 424:481, gourdo3.png)

>>246449

>>246450

getting a steady job is required

but a steady 9-5 job 5 days a week that pays for rent and expenses also turns me into a retarded golem zombie who can't be arsed to think about anything

thus THE ENEMY wins


62f8ba No.246453

If you'd worked for 4 years and paid rent you could still have saved more than you have now

This argument is redundant


3ce570 No.246454

File: 7cd20f631380f24⋯.png (270.79 KB, 313x517, 313:517, testjahans.png)

>>246452

also

>implying I can be employed at a 9-5

>implying I won't be back to fucking factory floors 12 hours a day surrounded by wogs and functioning as a barely sentient robot


d475a8 No.246455

Tbf the economy would crash if the system wasn't rigged to prop up consumption

Can you imagine what would happen if every dosser started saving? Would be a laugh tho


3ce570 No.246456

smh I'm going back on the jobsearch then

>>246455

based global economy

saving is the primary duty for everyone really, to pass someting on to your descendants

but jew won't have that


62f8ba No.246457

>>246452

>>246454

Irrelevant, you'd have more than you have now and wouldnt have to be starting to lift now

I'm not criticising the way you've done it I'm saying don't moan about having it easy like its the worst thing the government via doing to us


9b244c No.246458

>>246454

>no handsome Gordon bf


3ce570 No.246459

File: 362bc0c1ee0f9db⋯.png (45.1 KB, 708x645, 236:215, pissyjahans.png)

>>246457

it is literally jahans tier tbh lad

I have no frame of reference or experience so everything seems utterly fucked


512ebc No.246460

>its a feel like you want to die when it becomes nighttime episode again


d475a8 No.246461

>>246456

It isn't so much the issue of global economy. It's just how things have ended up with the switch from classical economics to Keynesianism, fiat currencies ect.

At least we'll all know what to avoid next time


3ce570 No.246462

File: 0bfcb5d46ec61c6⋯.png (1.47 MB, 1102x900, 551:450, jahansgoestohell(whichiswo….png)

>>246461

>implying there'll be a next time


03a502 No.246463

>>246396

>poor lad drank too much tap water

Does that work?


d475a8 No.246464

>>246462

If there is or there isn't it ain't a big deal homie

We'll just ride the wave and see what happens

>>246463

Don't go getting any funny ideas lad


62f8ba No.246465

>>246459

I can understand that, I'm not knocking you for it


512ebc No.246466

File: 81c876af34b368a⋯.jpg (5.83 KB, 249x250, 249:250, swetti peppi.jpg)


03a502 No.246467

>>246460

Why not pretend that you're dead by lying on your back and closing your eyes for a long duration, perhaps around eight hours or so to mimic being a corpse?


3ce570 No.246468

File: 92daefbebb834d2⋯.png (131.23 KB, 220x340, 11:17, absolutely.png)

>>246465

>>246466

autism

uh

finds a way


03a502 No.246469

>>246464

I double filter my water lad.


512ebc No.246470

>>246467

I'll try it


d475a8 No.246471

File: db6c5a059ea1750⋯.jpg (71.77 KB, 564x845, 564:845, 8bba2490f577d735da342f30ce….jpg)


3ce570 No.246472

File: b5fbab12eed7c27⋯.png (99.99 KB, 726x538, 363:269, gnp.png)

also my frame of reference is utterly fucked because this autist lives in a flat in portsmouth and is able to do it entirely on bennies because of "being an orphan" pay or something

oppression olympics and progressive stack smh


702e4a No.246473

File: ee25ec07f14b0a6⋯.webm (6.81 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Ebola Gets Around.webm)


3ce570 No.246474

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

sarg'n


62f8ba No.246475

>>246472

You've been lucky that youve lived with your dad for so long tbf, you'd have a different outlook if you had to pay rent


512ebc No.246476

fuuuuck


3ce570 No.246477

File: 8778574ac20d910⋯.png (1.12 MB, 608x722, 16:19, bickers.png)

>>246475

*blames it all on parents not making me work as soon as I left college*

it's all someone else's fault waaaaaah


f044f9 No.246478

>>246477

I don't get the bickers meme. It has something to do with his pronunciation, doesn't it?


3ce570 No.246479

File: d902f806dc4fb78⋯.png (149.54 KB, 779x543, 779:543, shadow.png)

>>246478

"bickers" -> "because"

ex

"I DON'T NEED TO WORK BICKERS ROBOTS"


62f8ba No.246480

>>246477

I meant it when i said you'd been lucky, it wouldn't be possible to have the frame of reference you have otherwise

Its not a bad thing to be starting out a few steps ahead of where you would have been if you didn't have this situation


f044f9 No.246481

>>246479

Oh, wtf. I don't know how I missed that


3ce570 No.246482

File: 42df90184a702a8⋯.png (41.08 KB, 837x615, 279:205, brit.png)

>>246480

yeah lad

the transitory period is just comparative hell

this is what it means to be devolved middle class I suppose

>>246481

bickers you're a trudeauean


702e4a No.246483

File: 8fd8589a622d21c⋯.webm (1.75 MB, 960x540, 16:9, ipcam 6.webm)


5b3b29 No.246484

Sorry i disappeared lads, internet is shite

>>246100

Eyyy wassup lass

>>246101

Haha dont tell me what i can do mate

>>246105

>O hell fucking yes lad. How do you know her?

She's kind of a freind

>Nice lad you're a step ahead of me

Ahh catch up lad

>Don't eat anything they give you and never make eye contact

nah the turks are nice, its the arabs you gotta watch out for (they're all cunts). Also dont eat chicken from kabab shop.

>Mostly I'm just gonna focus on learnin

g music, starting meditating again and possibly doing a bit of celtic studies.

that sounds fulfilling

>pills

that sounds more fun though

>>246140

So dramatic my goodness


d5374b No.246485

>>246482

£300 a month rent is amazing tbh, I remember having to pay £500 a month for a tiny studio apartment smh


3ce570 No.246486

>>246485

that's maximum mind

and it seems like I'm not allowed it because I'm not a burnt out husk over the age of 35


5b3b29 No.246487

>>246484

also is britposter


702e4a No.246488

>>246484

>>246487

Here he is the man himself


5b3b29 No.246489

>>246488

Wagwan g, what it do baby?


d5374b No.246490

>>246486

So are you getting kicked out of your bennies den then?


62f8ba No.246491

>>246486

I think it's 25 isn't it?

Tbf a non working under 25 should either be at home with their parents or in a house share etc, not have their own flat ffs


512ebc No.246492

>>246491

No we should be forced to live on the streets

Both the government and parents are too nice


62f8ba No.246493

>>246492

£75 a week for a room in a shared house is fine, you'd soon want to move out to somewhere better


d475a8 No.246494

>>246484

>friend

not for long eh lad ;^)

>chicken

I don't eat at kebab shops period. Whats the problem, do they put it up their bums?

>sounds more fun

Better believe it lad. Wish I had more sesh friends tho, it's mostly just me and another lad. Rest are good boys in so far as they only drink


62f8ba No.246495

>>246484

Nice to see you lad


d475a8 No.246496

>>246493

>>246492

I just want somewhere to place my glass coffee table damnit


07ef77 No.246497

>>246445

>You get a benefits coach

I didn't


5b3b29 No.246498

>>246494

>not for long eh lad ;^)

we'll see lad, dont know how it'll go

>Whats the problem, do they put it up their bums?

Just dont lad, thats all im saying

>>246494

>Wish I had more sesh friends tho

I know more sesh lads then non sesh lads now tbh

>>246495

It's cracking to see you too lad


3ce570 No.246499

>>246490

da is moving in with a lass so I can either stay here and spend all my savings to pay rent and try and sort my life out before the end of this year, find a job etc or do the same but somewhere else

>>246491

35 to get proper bennies

over 22 for single room bennies

going to try and talk the landlady into doing some house share thing if I can sort something with dorset, otherwise I'll have to see what the single room stuff is about


512ebc No.246500

>>246493

yes, tbh tho I don't want to rent much until I can get property of my own, just want a small room to officially be my residence while i fuck off other places, and get dosh ofc


3ce570 No.246501

>>246500

that's my thought as well

go cheap and save up/spend on the compound and sort that out


62f8ba No.246502

>>246497

There's also a wonderful thing called citizens advice bureau, if you were too thick to look into it properly then its on you and you alone, you have the internet and eyes


62f8ba No.246503

>>246500

This is the logical first step and how most working class people move out of home


62f8ba No.246504

>>246499

Fair enough, rooms are cheap near you, £50 a week probably


62f8ba No.246505

>>246499

I'd be able to contribute quite a bit to the house share with what we talked about off the record remember


3ce570 No.246506

>>246504

hope so, looks like that will be the case tbh

unless I go sponge off of relatives in cornwall but that wouldn't last and is counterproductive


d475a8 No.246507

>>246498

>We'll see

Good point lad, expectations are bad

>Just don't

Top kek lad fair.

>Thinks back to chicken ordered from local takeaway

Hmmm I think I might've done actually. Ah well, I'm pretty irreverent to this sort of thing.

>sesh lads

I know a few but they're not my regular crowd. We all split apart at skool and there are the weed lads and the pill lads but I haven't seen either in awhile smh

You much interested in festivals? I decided I wanted to go to one recently. Vanlad clued me in on boomtown and these places sound fantastic


03a502 No.246508

All this talk of bennies smh

"For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat." (2 Thessalonians 3:10)


62f8ba No.246509

>>246506

See

>>246505

Could be looking at all the rent paid tbh


62f8ba No.246510


d475a8 No.246511

>>246508

They're there to be used. Whats the point of paying this immense tax rate otherwise. Not that I pay tax. Not that I take bennies either mind.

We should all be talking about tax avoidance instead smh


5b3b29 No.246512

>>246507

>Hmmm I think I might've done actually. Ah well, I'm pretty irreverent to this sort of thing.

Nah lad takeaway is the lifestyle

>We all split apart at skool and there are the weed lads and the pill lads but I haven't seen either in awhile smh

should get together for one last mega sesh tbh

>You much interested in festivals?

yes but they cost money and i waste money on stuff i dont need

> Vanlad clued me in on boomtown and these places sound fantastic

I seen some stuff of that, looks cool from what ive seen.


3ce570 No.246513

File: 04f65801ff3fe43⋯.png (379.77 KB, 600x494, 300:247, vargpill.png)

>>246505

ah yeah

has the potential to go massively wrong though tbh, if the landlady decides to do a quick inspection or something

>>246508

wish I was a biblical-era peasant tbh

>1/3rd of the year off

>mostly peaceful life

>work for yourself

>only tax is in a part of the harvest

>only danger is the occasional plague or bix nood invasion

>>246511

this too

I'm not joking when I say it's everyone's duty to leech as much as possible and contribute nothing

you can contribute LOCALly and within your family, ie to everyone that matters, personally


62f8ba No.246514

File: 33960b58bb0b56b⋯.jpg (9.53 KB, 259x194, 259:194, download (10).jpg)

>>246513

Not really lad, see pic, done in a fridge


62f8ba No.246515

>>246511

>>246513

Income tax and national insurance are 2 different things though boys


d475a8 No.246516

>Pays tax rate - 20% minimum, 45% (gonna be 50% soon) max

>NI contributions

>VAT

>DOESNT take bennies

Just saying lads


5b3b29 No.246517

>>246514

cute little farm


512ebc No.246518

>>246516

but lad, don't you want to live in a van?


3ce570 No.246519

>>246514

well, I don't mind that sort of thing

will talk with the landlady asap about house share sort of thing


62f8ba No.246520

>>246516

I'm not arguing against claiming benefits, I'm arguing against the woe-is-me attitude that's present

I use my gp frequently to get things of more value than bennies anyway


d475a8 No.246521

>>246512

>takeaway lifestyle

only disadvantage of being a country boy is shitty local takeaway. I want DOMINIOES damnit

>mega sesh

sounds like a plan. I'll talk about it when the dealer lad's sister breaks up w/ her bf and is looking for a rebound

>cost money

Short term vs long term sesh payoffs tho lad. think of that 4 day mega sesh pill and acid binge

>>246515

Sure they are. All the same though if these things aren't to be taken advantage of then they should scrap them and actually let the economy breath.


702e4a No.246522

>>246516

And why do you have those massive tax rates?

>Bennies

oh yeah


62f8ba No.246523

>>246518

I'd still live in the van, lad, I'd just have somewhere to park and shower and keep my fridge and tumble dryer collection


62f8ba No.246524

>>246522

And a shit govt to boot


bf3d35 No.246525

it's nice to see Dorset getting saved tbh


62f8ba No.246526

>>246521

I'm all for attacking income taxes but not national insurance, and im aware its an arbitrary split but the intent of NI is unassailable in my view


d475a8 No.246527

>>246513

>Take and don't give

I generally support that. Doing your individual part to contribute to the collapse of the government while immunising against the collapse is one of the best things a right wing lad can do in the modern age.

>>246518

I do lad what's your point?

>>246520

We agree on that lad I'm not a fan of the attitude. I just think we should use them if they're there. Mostly just counter signalling somethingelse's anti-bennie post.

>>246522

I don't disagree lad. Personally I'd like to see an end to public goods and get us some heffing tax cuts. that being said if you have to pay all this tax then for gods sakes at least make use of the public goods. They'll just go in debt for what we overspend anyway


512ebc No.246528

>>246525

Jesus is the only one who will save me tbqh


5b3b29 No.246529

>>246521

>shitty local takeaway

Nah lad local is best or whatever my boss says

>. I'll talk about it when the dealer lad's sister breaks up w/ her bf and is looking for a rebound

sly dog over here

>>246521

>Short term vs long term sesh payoffs tho lad. think of that 4 day mega sesh pill and acid binge

Tbf you have a point but this implies i have any level of self control


394097 No.246530

>>246516

Render to Caesar the things that are Caesar.


d475a8 No.246531

>>246526

The NHS has been helpful to me and my family I won't deny that. However I'd like to see if it'd work better if we could give the free market approach a test ride again


394097 No.246532

>>246531

The NHS will collapse the strain placed upon it by fatties and their type 2 diabetes tbh


394097 No.246533

>>246530

*Caesar's


62f8ba No.246534

>>246519

Could guarantee minimum £250 a month after 6 weeks if you kept an eye on it while I wasn't there


394097 No.246535

>>246532

*under


394097 No.246536

smh these touchscreen gloves


62f8ba No.246537

>>246531

Im not saying its perfect, just that taxes for the purpose of universal healthcare are incontrovertibly good


512ebc No.246538

>>246537

>not trusting in druid healthcare


3ce570 No.246539

>>246534

I'll write it into some calculations lad

have to get the skinny on what costs and bennise would actually be first and that's a job for tomorrow


d475a8 No.246540

>>246529

>local is best

well if your boss says so I guess I can trust that

>self control

You gotta meditate under waterfalls to train that discipline so you can go to tomorrowland and mong out lad

>>246530

Caesar better be careful because I don't like being trodden on. Neither does anyone in shrop's rather militant and anarchistic extended family. In these times of trouble you'd want to keep your disenfranchised youth happy no?

>>246532

we can only hope lad

and next pensions please

or pensions first even

>>246537

It's a nice idea but there are consequences. Free healthcare creates entitlement and you get people who disregard their health because there aren't any short term consequences. If it so happened that we scrapped the NHS and poor families could afford private healthcare then it would be preferable to the NHS imo.


62f8ba No.246541

>>246539

It can very very easily be much more, if I had cash for a deposit on a workshop or something I'd be doing it already


bf3d35 No.246542

>>246528

longhair wessex the druid jesus


62f8ba No.246543

>>246540

Do you honestly think patient outcomes would improve if we all went private? You'd need to create an administration at least half the size of the NHS to regulate it.


62f8ba No.246544

>>246542

Fuck off westie


3ce570 No.246545

File: 07cc7ba2d42be12⋯.png (278.52 KB, 1024x920, 128:115, brainy.png)

>>246544

>>246542

*ego inflates*

I'm a prophet now lads tbh


62f8ba No.246546

>>246538

I trust in the herb tbh


512ebc No.246547

>>246546

be careful or you'll end up like my dad


62f8ba No.246548

>>246547

>end up

I've already had sex with your mum though


512ebc No.246549

>>246548

you poor sod


62f8ba No.246550

>>246549

Don't be so rude about her lad smh


bf3d35 No.246551

>>246544

i'm not westie and was a jokey compliment he's saving a neet and has long hair like jesus smh


3ce570 No.246552

>>246551

pembs spotted


512ebc No.246553

File: 742a589b09907ee⋯.jpg (426.45 KB, 2560x1920, 4:3, qt.jpg)

>>246550

ahhhhhhhh


d475a8 No.246554

>>246543

I can honestly say that I've no clue, I haven't done any extended reading on the topic one way or another.

That being said I don't see why they wouldn't.

>Price competition between firms

>Internet to discuss whether this or that drug is shite and to be avoided

So long as we avoid subsidising them and take a manner to your doctor as you do your car mechanic I'm sure it'd be fine. Mostly I'd just like us to scrap it so we can prove it once and for all.


62f8ba No.246555

>>246551

Smh I gambled and lost

I got the joke I was just biting as I've had a drink

Sorry


3ce570 No.246556

File: 5c5a2317d216af7⋯.png (441.1 KB, 666x666, 1:1, feelsgroyp.png)

it'll be more like an alliance of convenience anyway tbh since I'm still basically a NEET


07ef77 No.246557

>>246530

Caesar is NOT my king, he is a Roman and probably Queen of Bithynia as well.


62f8ba No.246558

>>246552

>free market

>>246554

Damn you're right


d5374b No.246559

>>246545

The druidic truth of the old gods tbh


d475a8 No.246560

File: 71eba72d7ed0050⋯.jpg (15.54 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 1-pint-poly-whole-milk.jpg)

>>246556

have a drink lad


512ebc No.246561

IM SO FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOD BUT NOBODY KNOWWWS ITTTTTTTTT


62f8ba No.246562

>>246558

Replies are back to front sorry lads


d475a8 No.246563

>>246558

I don't trust centralised systems lad. Free market is more decentralised = shrop likes


3ce570 No.246564

File: be0ef319df6f998⋯.png (189.27 KB, 400x386, 200:193, notamused2.png)

>>246560

finished a cold water tbh, time for bed

*gets up four times a night for a piss*

based shrivelled organs I like having the internals of a OAP


d475a8 No.246565

File: 50e4c66886ebeb2⋯.jpg (16.14 KB, 500x360, 25:18, 1a7177096b3a0f13ac832d9cb0….jpg)


512ebc No.246566

Reminder that there is no King but Christ


62f8ba No.246567

>>246563

Libertarians out tbf smh ahhhhhh


07ef77 No.246568

>>246554

Monopsony drives down prices anyway. At least in theory, where nobody pays £1000 for a toilet roll or whatever the fuck.


bf3d35 No.246569

>>246555

haha it's ok nice trips

>>246556

you're still saying buck the system and the group collective tbh


d475a8 No.246570

>>246564

Just wear a nappy lad :^)

>>246567

It's how our ancestors did it and by god it's how I'll do it

>>246566

do you even go to church on sundays lad? I really doubt ol YHWH appreciates your lip service

>>246568

Who's the monopsony in this scenario? the govt? Because practice shows that the theory doesn't hold up in that scenario


62f8ba No.246571

>>246568

So does transparent accounting. Its corruption that causes us to pay obscene mark ups, not the monopoly itself


512ebc No.246572

>>246570

Not yet I'm a massive piece of shit

One day I'll attain hopes of salvation


d475a8 No.246573

File: 01cc65a0f92da40⋯.jpg (13.16 KB, 453x453, 1:1, discipline 101.jpg)


d475a8 No.246574

>>246572

y i k e r z lad


62f8ba No.246575

>400 posts already today

Badabingbadabooooom


3ce570 No.246576

File: 87d55b5e1b1495b⋯.png (409.77 KB, 805x450, 161:90, fifthelement(you).png)

>>246575

big bada booom


d475a8 No.246577

L is for the way you *look* at meeeeeee


333ff5 No.246578

File: d5a555ec6f6c14a⋯.jpg (80.83 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, Pepe_the_Frog_-_Plush_doll….jpg)

>Lass who did Obama's portrait also paints pictures of black women beheading white people


d475a8 No.246579

File: f0b59e344c53f06⋯.png (1.53 MB, 1080x1920, 9:16, Screenshot_20180127-132532.png)


d475a8 No.246580

>>246578

what a hero tbh


62f8ba No.246581

>>246579

Nice lel


d475a8 No.246582

O is for the only *one* I seeeeee


702e4a No.246583

File: 28661a21c8e383a⋯.jpg (678.91 KB, 724x502, 362:251, 69TkDT.jpg)

>>246578

the peoples president


d475a8 No.246584

OH MY FUCKING GOD

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I JUST GOT THE FUCKING SNAPCHAT UPDATE LADS

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


96d7ff No.246585

>>246584

it's vile


512ebc No.246586

>tfw ywn be american


07ef77 No.246587

>>246570

>practice shows that the theory doesn't hold up in that scenario

Doesn't the NHS rank highly in international ratings for cost effectiveness or something? The trouble is that medical science doesn't wait for treatments to become cheap (and every treatment will have its minimum price which may not even be that low) and the nature of universal healthcare is that it wants to do everything. It might be less bad if we had tribalist politics rather than a "choice" between multiple universalist ones, being like Japan would suck but it's a step up from here.


d475a8 No.246588

>>246585

it's the worst thing in the world.

why are tech companies so shit at UI updates?


bf3d35 No.246589

>>246586

wtf why


512ebc No.246590

>>246589

all the good brits moved there


702e4a No.246591

File: 3e3d00b67d373e1⋯.jpg (228.4 KB, 1300x957, 1300:957, Skinny shrug.jpg)

>>246587

public or private too many coons will break it


07ef77 No.246592


62f8ba No.246593

>>246587

For medication cost effectiveness it does, we have NICE iirc which does that procurement

The argument for doing away with state healthcare can only be that we would gain spending efficiency, which is probably correct, but at the cost of having a flawed free market


62f8ba No.246594


62f8ba No.246595

>>246586

Thank the gods


bf3d35 No.246596

>>246590

it'd be like this life but with more mind breaking things


512ebc No.246597

>>246596

everything is dead


702e4a No.246598

File: 5704c3c8e6fc3d4⋯.webm (3.6 MB, 720x496, 45:31, 1457897320236.webm)


07ef77 No.246599

File: eb5f0f9ce4e33ca⋯.png (459.56 KB, 800x777, 800:777, 1408172263671.png)

>install private healthcare

>get cheaper insurance rates for not being inbred or obese or a negro

>government bans discrimination by insurance companies

Or even better, the entire industry conspires to take a stand against discrimination


62f8ba No.246600

>>246599

Lel big data will probably be used like that

I'm not sure private healthcare would work if we only paid what we do with NI anyway, wed have huge treatment co-pays like yankistan instead of a flat £8 script charge


d475a8 No.246601

>listening to the jahans documentary

god I hate raised voices. especially when they're being made by the weak

>>246587

well I'm taking a shit rn so I'm not gonna look for the stats but i know what you're talking about. in the same study the NHS ranked super bad in health outcomes. and we all know how shit the ambulances and ER is. so cost efficiency at what cost?

>>246593

and of course the moral arguement that people should clean up after themselves. tbf i find such an ideal equally as valuable as universal healthcare


62f8ba No.246602

>>246601

See

>>246600

That might sound good in your head but doesn't work on paper

Get hit by a car while you're on the way to the gym with private healthcare and you need separate insurance to pay for the damage, and to cover future related expenses

Its not viable lad


512ebc No.246603

>still posting about the ENN AYYCHT ESS


62f8ba No.246604

What about if your otherwise healthy self has a heart attack at 24 for unknown reasons and you end up in £60k debt for the treatment costs


62f8ba No.246605

>>246603

Its a worthy topic lad


512ebc No.246606

>>246604

I'm worried about this tbh


333ff5 No.246607

>>246604

i wouldnt be in debt because i'd pay my £250 a year health insurance costs


62f8ba No.246608

>>246606

Not just you lad, what if your mum had it? My grandad and dad have needed emergency care, that's cost more than they've ever contributed


62f8ba No.246609

>>246607

With its massive limitations at that price

I have cheap insurance that comes with my PL as I'm a tradesman and it covers fuck all


62f8ba No.246610

Add up what you pay as NI and compare that to private healthcare and unlimited insurance, its nowhere near


333ff5 No.246611

>>246609

>>246610

obviously private insurance is crap when they have to compete with the NHS

imagine if there was a national beer service that gave everyone free beer whenever they wanted, what beer would you get for cheap in that society?


62f8ba No.246612

>>246611

I understand the problems with it lad

I doubt the free market could do anything except what america has

I'm not opposed to charging for NHS treatments to stop it being milked, or even further privatising it on government contracts, but completely doing away with our system seems stupid to me

There's no way it'd be cheaper or better for anybody at average income or below


333ff5 No.246613

File: 2b3b65f97712a45⋯.jpg (161.36 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, $_57.jpg)

>>246612

radical idea: make negligence claims and compensation illegal, instead punish the doctor with the lash or hanging

balance the budget quick


333ff5 No.246614

>paki doctor steals your liver

>watch him inside a brazen bull before question time the next day


702e4a No.246615

>tfw no railway children "go get the local doctor who lives in number 6"


62f8ba No.246616

>>246613

Instant 15% efficiency saving

Suddenly we are the envy of the world again


62f8ba No.246617

>>246615

Could afford patrolling doctors and undercover paramedics if we had less pakis


702e4a No.246618

File: 3d9608dda405599⋯.webm (1.89 MB, 540x960, 9:16, Steam Car 1.webm)

>>246617

chase the pakis out of Britain with steam locomotives tbh


bf3d35 No.246619

sbob helf toerism


d475a8 No.246620

>>246602

There's no reason why the insurance would have to cost an arm and a leg so long as we kept the market competitive by avoiding medicade, medicare and mandatory employer-providing-healthcare policies. Even if it was slightly higher than NI contributions it would at least come at the cost of not having to wait 4 hours to get into an ER room and another 4 to be seen by a doctor.

and again, your insurance payments would be for you alone meaning that you wouldn't have to cover some other poor sod like gosh intended


d475a8 No.246621

>>246618

This is on the druidic plan cards tbh


d475a8 No.246622

I JUST wanna hear the bassline rinsing


d475a8 No.246623

>>246613

I like it


d475a8 No.246624

*shivers for half an hour*

At least my skin is improving

When I finally get a job I'll buy a nice BHA skin exfoliator and I'll be the envy of the world


62f8ba No.246625

>>246620

Lad the insurance would need to pay for everything - the reason car insurance is the price it is should explain that?


62f8ba No.246626

You're looking at minimum £500 a month insurance, like america

Parents pay kids insurance? How can an unemployed or ill person pay etc etc


62f8ba No.246627

>>246624

Kek what's bha


62f8ba No.246628

If you only paid your own insurance that didn't go to anybody else you'd only ever have the amount you've put in in premiums, that's not how it works


d475a8 No.246629

>>246625

Pay for everything as in all the healthcare treatments? I can't spit price estimates but insurance would surely be most cost efficient for the /consumer/ if an insurance company in a competitive market covers the cost of a hospital in a competitive market than a govt. healthcare system which is rife with bureaucracy and organisational inefficiencies. Let's say it does cost more anyhow, wouldn't that be preferable to the poor treatment the NHS is currently dishing out?

>>246627

"beta hydroxy acid"

It's a chemical expholiant that loosens the bonds of dead skin cells to yon face


d475a8 No.246630

File: dacf7d8e58b7316⋯.jpg (58.71 KB, 431x650, 431:650, f188b9a110bd0d34a315bf6a19….jpg)

heck yes baby


512ebc No.246631


d475a8 No.246632

there are also alpha hydroxy acids

if memory serves they work similarly but take off slightly more skin. I think so anyway. I'm a bit rusty on beauty rn tbh. Eitherrrr way


d475a8 No.246633

File: 9f85c025b8c3eb8⋯.jpg (59.86 KB, 564x564, 1:1, e3f100c2c2a5412ad2266a640e….jpg)

>>246631

Fine by me lad


512ebc No.246634

>>246633

Think about the number of cocks shes taken lad


d475a8 No.246635

>>246634

_ _

\_( '_' )_/


62f8ba No.246636

>>246629

See

>>246628

It wasn't a spitball it was based on yank rates

And no guarantee the service would be better

Not that the NHS is bad at all, its easy to criticise it from a distance

Private healthcare is affordable now lad, if you earn 25k or above

But unlimited treatments will never be cheaper than NI, its not possible


62f8ba No.246637

>>246629

>>246632

Sweet chemistry tbh I'm wiki ing it now


62f8ba No.246638

>>246636

As in nothing's stopping you from paying to see a private consultant etc, if waiting times are your main concern


512ebc No.246639

>>246635

NO HYMEN

NO DIAMOND

PRAISE THE LORD

AMEN!


d475a8 No.246640

File: 4f3962fbbd886c7⋯.jpg (27.4 KB, 564x560, 141:140, d349a83735c2d02fddbb76aae8….jpg)

>>246636

I don't get what the issue is with only having the amount you put in premiums? Where's the problem?

>Yank Rates

Yank rates are higher than they should be because of various govt. healthcare aids and lack of competition between healthcare between states tbh.

>no guarantee service would be better

True enough I suppose

>>246637

Sweet chemistry indeed. I'm happy to see the oppresive age of scrub expholiants come to an end.

>ruined teen skin with apricot scrub

BEGONE

>>246639

Who says I was planning on marrying her? Don't put your mindset onto me lad ;^)


62f8ba No.246641

>>246640

Lad medical treatment is expensive, if you put £1k into the pot but need a £50k surgery what happens then?

>because medicaid

Only slightly too high though, think about the above point


d475a8 No.246642

File: 02a4e7b7d60c86b⋯.jpg (97.96 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault (2).jpg)

>there're people in the CY+3 that still don't believe bodybuilding won the culture war


62f8ba No.246643

Insurance isn't free money when you need it


512ebc No.246644

>>246642

>implying there is a culture war

>implying culture exists anymore

>implying it will ever exist again


62f8ba No.246645

>>246644

*puts dead shark in formaldehyde*


512ebc No.246646

>>246645

we're living the remains of western faustian civilisation

and it aint gonna get anymore pretty


62f8ba No.246647

>>246646

We're not in Kansas anymore


d475a8 No.246648

File: 5dd9834298a1c88⋯.jpg (57.94 KB, 640x640, 1:1, img_1469079429_3.jpg)

>>246641

Admittedly I can't answer this one because I don't know the subject are well enough at this point.

>>246644

Whatever it is lad, bodybuilding won it


62f8ba No.246649

>>246648

You mean you don't know how insurance works?


d475a8 No.246650

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

The intro is really nice here


512ebc No.246651

>>246647

I wish I was in Virginia

>>246648

Body building wont win against survivalism and mass starvation


d475a8 No.246652

>>246649

More or less. I assume if your premium payments don't cover damages then you go in the red and you pay higher subsequent payments until you're back in the black?

All assumptions though, I've never paid insurance before

Mostly I'm just backing off because my knowledge of private healthcare arguments is too weak for me to keep it up


62f8ba No.246653

>>246652

That's just normal debt you're describing


d475a8 No.246654

>>246651

no likely lad

>be bodybuilder

>have immense mass

>starve

>get normal mass

>can survive just as well as anyone else

and

>have mass

>starve

>last longer than the average pencil lad because you had more stuff to breakdown before kicking it

>>246653

Well then what /does/ happen when you crash you car so bad it goes above your premiums?


d475a8 No.246655

File: a0f085c0ac23cc8⋯.jpg (138.81 KB, 1252x1252, 1:1, HXY8maE6.jpg)

*side steps you*


62f8ba No.246656

>>246652

>>246653

I'm sorry for pushing it but this isn't a hard concept and I'm not an expert

You need to look up how insurance works, there would be no profit for the insurer in your scenario


512ebc No.246657

>>246654

thats not true just goes to show you know nothing about how survival works stupid cretin


62f8ba No.246658

>>246654

Money from other peoples premium is used and yours goes up slightly next time


d475a8 No.246659

>>246656

Ugh I hate learning about these sort of unnecessary things. Let's get a google search going then

>>246657

and why not?


512ebc No.246660

>>246659

cos i said so


d475a8 No.246661

File: 71eba72d7ed0050⋯.jpg (15.54 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 1-pint-poly-whole-milk.jpg)

>>246660

I figured tbh

here's my retort:


d475a8 No.246662

S C I E N T I F I C F A C T

>>246658

interesting. Irritatingly I now have to read these tabs anyway smh


62f8ba No.246663

>>246659

Its entirely necessary if you are going to argue against the NHS lad


d475a8 No.246664

>>246663

I know lad but it's only one of the many holes in the sophistry that exists. I can't fill them yet though because studying libertarian theory in addition to college study would kill me. I can start properly in the summer


512ebc No.246665

very sad the last couple of days smh

good night


d475a8 No.246666

File: 5819e3ec2bca950⋯.jpg (123.57 KB, 958x642, 479:321, shitty druid.jpg)

druids


d475a8 No.246667

>>246665

Night lass


d475a8 No.246668

>>246664

My* not the tbh


512ebc No.246669

just realised i have no bed cover


62f8ba No.246670

>>246664

Fair enough tbh, you're smart though and this isn't complicated, I'm not linking you statistics and that lel

The free market MIGHT be a tiny bit better at most, but likely will be worse for us


62f8ba No.246671

>>246665

Night fam

>>246666

Noice


d475a8 No.246672

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Top 10 banging choon tbh

>Jewish composer

I'll givethem this one tbh


d475a8 No.246673

>becomes libertarian loremaster, can effectively argue for the free market in any scenario

>takes one tab of acid and becomes socialist

CURSES

>>246670

Fair lad, fair. I'll give it a proper look into now. FUCK statistics until later. It's not like anyone ever uses statistics anyway smh

>bottom line

AHHHH don't go easy lad I lost, beat me into the ground AHHH


bf3d35 No.246674

>>246648

his neck looks so weird and fused together I guess this is what they mean by mutant


702e4a No.246675

File: bfa0e10630c0587⋯.webm (4.74 MB, 960x540, 16:9, The size of Emilys tits.webm)

Goodnight lads


62f8ba No.246676

>>246673

>look into it

Good lad tbh, there are strong arguments for the free market health system

I didn't beat you, your arguments at the start made no sense as you didn't know how insurance works so I just explained it


62f8ba No.246677

>>246675

Night lad


bf3d35 No.246678

>>246675

goodnight


d475a8 No.246679

>>246674

It's the future tho lad

>>246675

Sweet dreams mon amie

>>246676

Well shit arguments are embarrassing all the same smh

Incidentally

how would you extract a substance dissolved in water if you can't boil it?


62f8ba No.246680

>>246679

Tbh

Umm pull it with a layer of alcohol then evaporate the alcohol?


d475a8 No.246681

File: cc77b31490a5e7e⋯.jpg (53.75 KB, 564x787, 564:787, deb5740158a2b2815ae92e499f….jpg)

>>246680

merci beaucoup


62f8ba No.246682

>>246679

>>246680

For CWE? Dont, just filter and use the liquid


d475a8 No.246683

>>246682

Aye for CWE. I just figured it'd be easier to transport if you could turn the extraction into it's base powder or w/e it is when it ain't mixed w/ paracetamol


62f8ba No.246684

>>246680

>>246681

If its not cwe then steps would be:

Put water in clear bottle

Add lighter fluid or IP alcohol

Shake

Wait till separated

Pull the top layer out with a syringe or stab a hole in the bottle above the water

Pour on plate

Evaporate


62f8ba No.246685

>>246683

See

>>246684

Hypothetically yes but that's proper illegal lad like drug manufacture


d475a8 No.246686

File: 6b875aee4c37afb⋯.jpg (41.55 KB, 564x705, 4:5, a4db786afbf1c9ab1f09e92647….jpg)

>>246684

Thank you again, just curious of course. I like naughty chemistry as a hobby.

>>246685

Smh I hate people that do that :^(


d475a8 No.246687

Ah

I want a smoke

I wonder what 200AD shrop or medieval shrop would be getting up to rn


d475a8 No.246688

>>246687

Tbh they'd prolly be mushroom picking with the lads or tryna put the moves on some sort of ginger thot

We didn't used to follow the same circadian rhythms as we do these days I heard


499ea0 No.246698

It is the morning now, wake up pleae.


899403 No.246700


3ce570 No.246701

File: 725df3cc9266bc4⋯.png (468.41 KB, 540x511, 540:511, Sweaty LQ pepe.png)

crikey lads it's kicking into high gear, da's packing stuff already


499ea0 No.246702

>>246699

M A G I C


499ea0 No.246703

>>246700

Good morning lad.


adf95b No.246704

File: ae441d9bca36bd9⋯.png (2.84 MB, 1536x2048, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

looking for mushrooms in the snow

felt cute might delete


634abf No.246705

>>246704

lad needs a lint roller


adf95b No.246706

>>246705

I think that's the least of his worries

His eyes are so red


3ce570 No.246707

File: 9c3063a7190322b⋯.png (767.47 KB, 640x480, 4:3, this is what sweden used t….png)

>>246706

he sheds a tear for every second sweden isn't what it used to be about


62f8ba No.246708

Hullo lads

Wessex that's what happens tbh

Pay 6 months rent upfront and let me have a room

Canhavethis turned around in 6 weeks


3ce570 No.246709

>>246708

yeah lad

got some time yet, if I can sort Dorset too the cost is covered or reduced enough to still allow other plans

been trying to find some single rooms as a backup as well


62f8ba No.246710


62f8ba No.246711

>>246709

You'd have to pay some of your normal bennies towards whatever you end up with, that's usually how it works, this is cheaper overall by far at first look


3ce570 No.246712

>>246711

yeah, if dorset can get up to max UC and with some gardening income it will work fine

otherwise I can get a single room for ~£200/mo and work somewhere else for a bit


634abf No.246713

File: d5a555ec6f6c14a⋯.jpg (80.83 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, Pepe_the_Frog_-_Plush_doll….jpg)

One of us will win the lottery one day right?


3ce570 No.246714

>>246713

you already did mister "i don't have to work a day in my life now also grandad loves me and I'm getting his house"

just invite us all up north smh


d475a8 No.246715

>>246713

What a boring way to earn your fortune


d475a8 No.246716


62f8ba No.246717

>>246713

If so I'd pay people to kidnap you


62f8ba No.246718

>>246712

Not sure you get that instantly either, I'm on the housing register as homeless and still have nothing, I'd have to stay in homeless shelters first


3ce570 No.246719

File: 9384b7c289e91b8⋯.png (10.64 KB, 640x300, 32:15, ClipboardImage.png)

>>246717

nativist crime squad tbh


634abf No.246720

>>246714

none of those things are true smh you could come visit anytime though lads

Lots of that is just joking I used to make posts on r9k and int all the time saying that i was a rich heir to a fortune and would never have to work in my life then get loads of angry replies from people when in reality i lived in poverty lol


634abf No.246721

File: 39c9361f2c9ba93⋯.jpg (121.87 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, $_57 (1).jpg)

>>246715

it's not really a fortune if you win £120m, jeff bezos has a net worth of over 100 billion, you'd have to invest and build businesses s off that original winning tbh

need enough money to afford castle + huge underground catacomb complex and private army


3ce570 No.246722

File: d49f265097aa7a1⋯.png (12.75 KB, 640x300, 32:15, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 08f119a23a891f7⋯.png (45.16 KB, 640x299, 640:299, ClipboardImage.png)

I'm on to you mister "I accidentally bought an expensive women's fetish costume with my immense amounts of spare cash and accidentally wore it lol"


62f8ba No.246723

File: 6b0a52c51d2a0ad⋯.jpg (17.76 KB, 500x500, 1:1, wanker.jpg)


d475a8 No.246724

>>246721

>120m

Donald Trump had 1m to build his estate empire. 120m is where most people happily retire.


3ce570 No.246725

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

maybe going full romper stomper on pirates of the carribean guy's somerset country house is an option


634abf No.246726

>>246722

it was a cosplay, cosplay is popular among people in the uk, thought it would be fun to do and make friends, don't even do that stuff anymore

i'm sure you've never done something dumb or dressed up as something silly in your life lad you're all perfect of course


62f8ba No.246727

>>246721

Tbf even like £150k could be used to set you up with an average income for life, then any money you make you could play at being elon musk with

It'd be a laugh to have £500 a week you could piss on crypto and stocks or stupid kick starter ideas


3ce570 No.246728

autist job guy is going to phone me in a bit, maybe he can magically pull a job out of his superior neanderthaler arse for me

>>246726

I am perfect lad

the only dressing up I've done is put on the dafty uniform and Royalist civil war uniform and bash some heads


62f8ba No.246729

>>246725

Lmao wouldn't want to upset your neighbours tbh


d475a8 No.246730

>>246726

Putting fancy words on it doesn't fool anyone. Dressing as a girl = dressing as a girl


3ce570 No.246731

*that is to say the head bashing was communicated via accidentally dropping pikes on people


702e4a No.246732

File: a65ed128ce62f6c⋯.webm (3.16 MB, 640x480, 4:3, DailyDorset.webm)

how we doing


62f8ba No.246733

>>246731

Nice save bro


634abf No.246734

File: 2b3b65f97712a45⋯.jpg (161.36 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, $_57.jpg)

>>246728

>>246731

weren't the stuarts gay


62f8ba No.246735


634abf No.246736

File: 36ff746c6e3f12d⋯.gif (19.09 KB, 190x200, 19:20, 200_s.gif)

>>246722

tfw too dumb to understand that game


62f8ba No.246737

>>246734

Wheaties first or last name confirmed Stuart


702e4a No.246738

File: f69a70c5e5f1921⋯.jpg (45.46 KB, 1022x790, 511:395, Untitled.jpg)

File: e3a2b7ec23f67ce⋯.jpg (156.94 KB, 1300x1060, 65:53, Scared 1.jpg)


d475a8 No.246739

>>246732

Working the standard home slice. Local chemist REFUSED to give my c card condoms so I'm fuming


634abf No.246740

File: 60bd9e60d5625c3⋯.png (229.92 KB, 850x400, 17:8, ClipboardImage.png)


634abf No.246741

im straight as the arrow flies


62f8ba No.246742

>>246738

Oops I was memieing smh


634abf No.246743

File: 1f0588a93a8bead⋯.png (1.02 MB, 521x767, 521:767, ClipboardImage.png)


702e4a No.246744

File: f2e5088a9ea124c⋯.webm (7.95 MB, 960x540, 16:9, Drumbox.webm)

>>246739

bin bag cock it is then


62f8ba No.246745

>>246743

Embed it you mincer


634abf No.246746

>>246745

then i cant post my obama pic


1113ec No.246747

File: 382af9c308378bb⋯.webm (664.84 KB, 904x500, 226:125, no.webm)

>>246726

>cosplay is popular among people in the uk

Young gay people you mean?


62f8ba No.246748

File: 92284c54518729f⋯.gif (2.78 KB, 515x196, 515:196, hillfig4.gif)

>>246741

Hmmmmmmm


634abf No.246749

>>246748

my bow is more powerful


d475a8 No.246750

>>246741

Which isn't particularly straight and I reckon you know that.

>>246744

Smh how am I supposed to compete with this level of Djing

AHHHHHH PR, MADEON, AND ZEDD HAVE ALL HAD SUCH GOOD HEAD STARTSSSSSSs


634abf No.246751

>>246747

yeah which is why i never ended up going to a convention

also the huge amount of sweat forms its own clouds and ecosystem


62f8ba No.246752

>>246749

The one you wear in your hair you fucking mincing tosspot


d475a8 No.246753

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

tbh


634abf No.246754

>>246752

it is very powerful indeed thank you very much


d475a8 No.246755

>>246753

that lil nigga is wiggling around like a worm as it flies

right bendy

admittedly not quite bent but all the same


702e4a No.246756

File: 8ac6a15414eb164⋯.jpg (54.14 KB, 528x488, 66:61, topkek m8 2.jpg)

>>246752

*upvotes


3ce570 No.246757

>>246734

no that's propaganda

charles wasn't even particularly hot on converting everyone to catholicism, he was just continuing elizabeth's via media but (((they))) stirred shit


702e4a No.246758

File: bf9d202ca722b72⋯.jpg (63.4 KB, 640x449, 640:449, Scared 16.jpg)

>13:00


634abf No.246759

File: 29641c9ffca74f9⋯.png (84.43 KB, 134x270, 67:135, ClipboardImage.png)

>>246757

>have to choose between being ruled by weird jocks or weird autistic cromwell who liked jews and muslims for some reason


62f8ba No.246760

Ahh shrop djing isn't producing reeeeeeeeee


3ce570 No.246761

>>246759

he wasn't wierd smh he was a gud boi who dindu nuffin except try to exercise the divine right of kingship as a power block against parliament niggers


d475a8 No.246762

>>246760

But he was DJing there

I want to dJ /and/ produce REEEEEEEEEE


62f8ba No.246763

>>246754

A powerful symbol of your buttlust maybe


1113ec No.246764

>>246759

It would have been banterous if King John had actually converted to islam though


d5374b No.246765

>>246726

>Westie is still trying to squirm out of it


62f8ba No.246766

>>246762

Kek just checking


d475a8 No.246767

>>246765

He'll always be sick so long as he dodges stage 1: acceptance smh


1113ec No.246768

File: f3e0bc860648f9f⋯.png (19.83 KB, 645x773, 645:773, feel westie.png)

>>246765

What a terrible fate for a poor lad


634abf No.246769

File: d255e426a77564b⋯.png (1.35 MB, 1520x1080, 38:27, ClipboardImage.png)

>dj'ing

oh yeah i forgot you were all chavs


62f8ba No.246770

>>246769

Ooooooooh you bitch


4b3ca1 No.246771

>>246722

cosplay isn't expensive tbh, nylon clothes made in china for mass production t b h.


d475a8 No.246772

>>246769

You're stuck in the past. My eyes are on the horizon.

Also people who don't like bass lines r gay tbh


62f8ba No.246773

>>246771

Hmmmm how does longprim know this


d475a8 No.246774

>>246773

also why is his nickname longprim I don't get it


62f8ba No.246775

>>246774

I had to wait ages for him the other day as he was being a longhead

Also lore from his fencing socks


d5374b No.246776

>>246769

Kek you don't have a clue lad


512ebc No.246777

lol


634abf No.246778

File: e24eccd43be2968⋯.png (357.09 KB, 660x916, 165:229, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 512e6ca098da59a⋯.jpg (92.58 KB, 600x898, 300:449, 1514386464530.jpg)

>>246771

would love to get into sewing and handmade, you can just make clothes yourself from rolls of fabric

I bet I could run a business tailoring dresses for girlies and then selling them at a massively inflated price


634abf No.246779

and avoid funding the jew brown people sweatshop system


62f8ba No.246780

File: dbc016fe3a7c758⋯.jpg (26.15 KB, 980x490, 2:1, landscape-1497880125-drake….jpg)


634abf No.246781

File: e5b5bc5942c9007⋯.png (547.92 KB, 480x720, 2:3, ClipboardImage.png)


62f8ba No.246782

Thats the most effeminate goal I've heard


634abf No.246783

>>246782

um a nigga has to do what a nigga has to do to get paid


512ebc No.246784

so cold


62f8ba No.246785

>>246783

Is that how you justify being a rentboy too


634abf No.246786

File: 8d14f0c752a252c⋯.png (1.2 MB, 1080x1920, 9:16, ClipboardImage.png)

tbh


62f8ba No.246787


634abf No.246788

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

62f8ba No.246789

>>246786

Troll acc surely


1113ec No.246790

>>246786

wot

>>246778

Kinda gay, but not a bad business if you can wrangle it tbh


512ebc No.246791

>>246787

had to break out the dirty duvet cos of it last night smh

another terrible nights sleep

can't cope with the loneliness anymore


62f8ba No.246792

>>246791

Go to the pub and be around humans


d475a8 No.246793

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Mark my words lads

One day I'll be better than MGMT


62f8ba No.246794

Rained off site

Shit ones


4b3ca1 No.246795

>>246773

Because it's good to have a knowledge of clothing fabrication if you want to make informed purchases.

>>246774

filter dodging

>>246778

Tbh you could probably upsell for a lot.


634abf No.246796

File: 95f861ffd099582⋯.png (39.5 KB, 300x250, 6:5, ClipboardImage.png)

>>246793

love this song lad!

its a bit gay though


d475a8 No.246797

>>246775

>longhead

smh that lad needs to learn punctuality

>>246791

You won't feel lonely while your rolling at a rave lad


634abf No.246798

honestly how can you poke fun then post like the gayest song ever


d475a8 No.246799

>>246796

Everyone loves the song tbh, the lad's a fucking pop talent.

<bit gay

how?


512ebc No.246800

>>246797

raves are gay


3ce570 No.246801

bantz


d475a8 No.246802

>>246798

Lad you should see my fashion sense as well. but the fact is I'm solidly hetero. Glamour hetero that is


d475a8 No.246803

>>246800

You won't be saying that when you're balls deep in a kandi kid lass


634abf No.246804

File: b756124be6e8e20⋯.png (1.27 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>246799

><bit gay

>how?


512ebc No.246805


634abf No.246806

that sounds very noncey lad


4b3ca1 No.246807

Tbh did you lads never have a stupid dress up day for school for charity innit? Also pretty sure British comedy has had men dressed as women since them shakespearos tbh


3ce570 No.246808

File: 2c8bef04c786e83⋯.png (394.04 KB, 668x544, 167:136, ClipboardImage.png)


d475a8 No.246809

>>246804

You project homosexuality on all you survey m'lad


1113ec No.246810

>>246807

Shakespeare was gay, lad.


4b3ca1 No.246811


d475a8 No.246812

>>246807

In primary school we did a play and I played one of the major female roles.

Oh how all those women were amused by the lad with long hair in a dress smh. Was a laugh tbf


3ce570 No.246813

>>246807

I dressed up as a ghostbuster for french school once by putting on some of those disposable painters overalls and wedging an aerial into a concertina tube and connecting that to my regular backpack

the frog lasses poured shoe freshener packets into it and nearly poisoned me smh

also high art and theatrical tradition =/= dressing as a woman and showing people online


634abf No.246814

>>246809

always thought that was a transexual tbh but i think its a woman you're safe for now


d475a8 No.246815

>>246808

top fucking kek. godwinson's jahanic analysis is what keeps me going tbh


1113ec No.246816

>>246812

westie pls


634abf No.246817

>>246813

ill do it in the globe theatre next time


3ce570 No.246818

File: a1a6e5444bb5dcb⋯.png (484.01 KB, 675x571, 675:571, ClipboardImage.png)


3ce570 No.246819

>>246817

only if you are presenting a play which justifies it, ie based on the source material

and I'm pretty sure any play doing that wouldn't be allowed in public


4b3ca1 No.246820

>>246812

women sure are into some funny stuff

>>246813

Tbh you were in French school then the Haus der Verrückten so you didn't get to experience the esoteric anglo tradition of men in dresses


3ce570 No.246821

>>246820

that's what the scots are for though


d475a8 No.246822

>>246816

I didn't choose the role lad smh

I should've been oliver twist or something but thats just how the biscuit breaks

>>246818

Oh keith mate, you went plenty wrong. you continue to go wrong by not throwing him out in the streets

>>246820

aye women are a bit dodgy tbh. if they werent so sexy I wouldn't be a massive fan of them


512ebc No.246823

absolute nectar


4b3ca1 No.246824

File: 84d81fb7c507b8b⋯.png (1.05 MB, 1080x1497, 360:499, ClipboardImage.png)

It's waterproof lol!


512ebc No.246825

>>246824

boobies


3ce570 No.246826

File: 03d949226719c50⋯.png (526.55 KB, 1903x737, 173:67, ClipboardImage.png)

monty python sketch tier


3ce570 No.246827

>>246824

>pike posting


62f8ba No.246828

>>246807

>did you lads never go to school in drag


d475a8 No.246829

>>246826

thank god the parents died before they could corrupt the child tbh


3ce570 No.246830

>>246828

anpoo confirmed for public school richboi


4b3ca1 No.246831

>>246828

well? It's a done thing tbh. I don't know anyone who hasn't crossdressed at least once.

>>246830

State education t b h

explains my retardation tbh


3ce570 No.246832

File: 437c6e8512a4ae1⋯.png (63.18 KB, 249x250, 249:250, sweaty2.png)

>>246831

mumsy DID try to gay me up by saying it was manly to wear lipstick around the age of 10 tbh


1113ec No.246833

>>246822

>you continue to go wrong by not throwing him out in the bog

Quite so


512ebc No.246834

>ywn dress up a woman in whatever you want

ahh smh


1113ec No.246835

>>246832

Parenting lessons with Wesex's mum


d475a8 No.246836

>>246833

It'd be jahan's last chance to redeem himself.

>The humbling experience of being homeless, forcing him to become resourceful

Tough love now Keith


4b3ca1 No.246837

>>246834

l-lad?


d475a8 No.246838

>>246837

that's pretty tame as far as bdsm concepts go tbf


512ebc No.246839

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>246837

i want my wife to wear old dresses

dadadum


4b3ca1 No.246840

>>246838

i thought it said "dress up as" tbh my apologies.


d475a8 No.246841

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


62f8ba No.246842


62f8ba No.246843


512ebc No.246844


62f8ba No.246845

Tbf I've definitely gone to at least one stag party in crude drag


4b3ca1 No.246846

>>246845

I told you


512ebc No.246847

fucking hell


d475a8 No.246848

>>246846

what are you, the newbrit councillor


4b3ca1 No.246849


1113ec No.246851

>>246847

It's the gayist board tbh lad


d475a8 No.246852

File: 9647ca06ee0a837⋯.jpg (75.75 KB, 564x564, 1:1, 3e0b320bafd76f794938315a27….jpg)

You stare at the thot

and the thot stares back


512ebc No.246853

>>246852

*keeps staring at her*


512ebc No.246854

feel like a fool because ive not spoke to my irl friends for months smh


d475a8 No.246855

>>246854

so speak to em lad


243bf9 No.246856

File: d828d711ded87a8⋯.jpg (62.1 KB, 400x285, 80:57, facebook.jpg)


243bf9 No.246857

>>246854

why not?


512ebc No.246858

>>246855

only speak to them online on steam and ive neglected going online for it for so long

not spoke to one for maybe a year smh but we are good friends


512ebc No.246859

>>246856

who are you?


d475a8 No.246860

>>246858

well then they wont mind

get out of your head lad, worrying about what others think is a losers game. you just just gotta do what'cha please.


62f8ba No.246861

Two Dorsets????


d475a8 No.246862

File: 1d9dea8960e9fcc⋯.jpg (120.52 KB, 550x367, 550:367, Audi_Girl_Sex_TT_Now_1.jpg)

>>246861

it's a sleight of hand trick lad


512ebc No.246863

>>246860

only not spoke to them cos i cba installing steam but I'll do it


3ce570 No.246864

File: cd4f67ae7d61697⋯.png (13.58 KB, 300x250, 6:5, snailpepe.png)

>autism man says he'll phone at 3:05pm

reckon he's hyperautist and will actually phone on the dot?


634abf No.246865

>>246864

is this the guy whose gonna get you a job?


1113ec No.246866

>>246864

If not you should freak out because he hasn't phoned according to schedule.


634abf No.246867

File: ea216ad94196a41⋯.png (749.66 KB, 1000x581, 1000:581, ClipboardImage.png)

the phone call that saved wessex


512ebc No.246868

>>246867

The Bogs bow to the Wessex


243bf9 No.246869

>>246859

i am the second coming of dorset


243bf9 No.246870

>>246869

forgot the fucking flag boys


3ce570 No.246871

File: 8d5e6d6ab8df553⋯.png (116.19 KB, 467x496, 467:496, ascendedpepe.png)

>>246865

he says he finds autismos super cool jobs that you won't feel like suiciding over so maybe

>>246866

he phoned slightly over reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>246867

>it was a phone call to arrange another phone call

this is advanced autism


512ebc No.246872

>>246869

Fuck off you gayboy cunt


243bf9 No.246873


512ebc No.246874

>>246873

im going to beat you up wasteman

also someone get a new thread


3ce570 No.246875

File: a38207a58168b74⋯.png (51.22 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, dorsetgoesbig.png)

File: b575efd96b70fd6⋯.png (63.42 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, dorsetgoesfascist.png)

File: cde939449653ef5⋯.png (51.15 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, dorsetgoesincognito.png)

File: fc3b65620ada937⋯.png (53.37 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, dorsetgoesnarcissistic.png)

File: 60a8dc2caf0d5c2⋯.png (41.07 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, dorsetgoespunting.png)

you will be dorsimmilated


1113ec No.246876

>>246874

What the fuck is wasteman?


512ebc No.246877

>ywn be raised in a strict protestant household who instill you with a strong work ethic and morals


3ce570 No.246878

>>246876

The Poster Formerly Known As Bins


1113ec No.246879

>>246877

>ywn be raised in a strict islamic household who instil you with a sense of impending victory over your host country

Why live?


1113ec No.246880

>>246871

Could he find me a job?


512ebc No.246881

>>246879

so we can kill them


3ce570 No.246882

>>246880

why not

I'll recommend any lands who want to give him a go, just "pretend" to be autistic or whatever


512ebc No.246883

>>246882

what kind of jobs lad


3ce570 No.246884

>>246883

dunno

mumsy said he finds jobs for obscure autists with special interests so I'm going to ask him for one doing mongolian basket weaving


512ebc No.246885

>>246884

i just want to be a music man


1113ec No.246886

File: 2ba280be64fdbd5⋯.png (830.38 KB, 792x792, 1:1, 1400332833353.png)

>>246882

>just "pretend" to be autistic or whatever

y-yeah haha


d475a8 No.246887

File: 3914afb72b2831f⋯.jpg (279.71 KB, 780x1337, 780:1337, 6630.jpg)

Might do a cheeky bit of nofap tbh lads


3ce570 No.246888

>>246887

only counts if it's longer than a week


4b3ca1 No.246889

>>246888

Nah he's gotta unlock blink first.


62f8ba No.246890

New thread required


d475a8 No.246891

>>246888

You don't gotta tell me lad. It always get's vile after a week and it never gets better.

>>246890

I'll do it


62f8ba No.246892

>(170)


62f8ba No.246893

>>246891

>(131)

Wew glad you're back lad


d475a8 No.246895




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