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Just what you need to make you feel better

File: 8f5b04100a199d5⋯.webm (5.98 MB, 960x540, 16:9, 433.webm)

915805 No.245440

THIS WEEK

Jobsite Table Saw Showdown 2018

>With 5 great competitors in the running some of the rating really comes down to splitting hairs but that’s what we do.

>The big elephant in the room is the SawStop as it’s the only one on the market with “Flesh Detecting” technology

http://www.coptool.com/jobsite-table-saw-showdown-2018/

Dewalt Tool at World of Concrete 2018

>Dewalt is really going after the concrete market with several new products aimed at silica dust collection

>As well as expanding their Flexvolt cordless offering with some heavy duty tools that can now outperform their corded counter parts

http://www.coptool.com/dewalt-tool-world-concrete-2018/

Review: Dewalt 20V Max Brushless Chainsaw, and How I Was Wrong About it

>I had intended on buying this saw because I needed a chainsaw for some yard work and really didn’t feel like spending the time trying to diagnose why my gas chainsaw was having issues

http://toolguyd.com/dewalt-20v-max-brushless-chainsaw-review/

New Hitachi Cordless Pin Nailer

>Hitachi has come out with a new 18V 23-gauge pin nailer, NP18DSAL, capable of driving in pins up to 1-3/8″ long

http://toolguyd.com/hitachi-cordless-pin-nailer/

7d20ee No.245443

File: 15ffb82efb7e339⋯.png (1.13 MB, 837x1024, 837:1024, 15ffb82efb7e339e5261a90ddc….png)


915805 No.245444

>>245439

pork chops


b4b5a6 No.245445

File: 8a9d671d742b5f6⋯.png (342.8 KB, 800x851, 800:851, druidscrestscotladbrit.png)


fba27b No.245446

>>245440

GOOD links


fba27b No.245447

>>245443

Fuck off you nonce


7d20ee No.245448

File: 742a589b09907ee⋯.jpg (426.45 KB, 2560x1920, 4:3, qt.jpg)

I'd do anything to go back in time a few years


7d20ee No.245449

>>245447

don#t act like ye wouldnt


b4b5a6 No.245450

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>flesh detecting technology


fba27b No.245451

>>245448

Would you trade your bollocks for it?


7d20ee No.245452

>>245451

nah tbh


fba27b No.245453

>>245449

When she was of legal age I might consider it

But probably not


fba27b No.245454

>>245452

Don't want it that bad then clearly


7d20ee No.245455

>>245453

nobody said anything about sex


915805 No.245456

File: 8bdaf194d8ab051⋯.png (6.54 KB, 646x720, 323:360, 1b96c7b8cf80ed90ab2a7b407b….png)

>>245450

>be serial killer

>get the latest tools for your dungeon

>go to cut up a body for disposal

>NEW FLESH™DETECTING℠ TECHNOLOGY®

>saw doesnt work\

>get caught


b4b5a6 No.245458

File: 9d53e081be33901⋯.png (413.95 KB, 646x720, 323:360, wojakmindset2.png)

File: 32d3b0bd7c3815c⋯.png (94.37 KB, 536x657, 536:657, gourdo2.png)

>>245456

>jahans thwarted at last


c79151 No.245459

>>245456

>tfw have to bid on expensive vintage cutting instruments because regulations made everything flesh detecting

I hate being a serial killer in 2028


915805 No.245460

>>245459

someone ought to complain


fba27b No.245461

>>245455

Marriage fam, quit your dirty thoughts


fba27b No.245462


c79151 No.245463

>>245460

Fucking PC gone mad. Back in the old days I could carve up any prostitute at any truck stop with any old saw or axe but now they all bzz and make an alarm noise and I just have to bash the victims over the head with the handle and make a run for it.


7d20ee No.245464

File: ac6c551011ed1f7⋯.jpg (305.95 KB, 857x1200, 857:1200, yummyy.jpg)

>>245461

of course

I want to marry a lass

>tfw slept in and didnot go to church

aahhhh


fba27b No.245465

>>245463

Quality post


915805 No.245466

>>245463

topkek


915805 No.245467

What's like the no.1 druid anthem?


b4b5a6 No.245468

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>>245467

officially, this


de38bf No.245469

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fba27b No.245470

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>245468

This

Maybe this


b4b5a6 No.245471

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

and I really like this one for the whole vanno-brythonic side of things even tho it's wigger rap or smth


fba27b No.245472

>>245470

My djing secret weapon

Ahhhhhhhhh


7d20ee No.245473

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>ywn fucc her


fba27b No.245474

>>245473

Do not want


7d20ee No.245475

>>245474

have a few more pints then keeq


de38bf No.245476

>>245444

Deciding on spoons because I won't have human contact today otherwise


fba27b No.245477

>>245475

Solid plan


b4b5a6 No.245478

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fba27b No.245479

File: f312988605109d5⋯.jpg (114.16 KB, 1199x792, 109:72, 78ez33j3ghf01.jpg)


7d20ee No.245480

macaroni cheese and mackerel does NOT work

yuck


fba27b No.245481


7d20ee No.245482

>>245481

Thought it would work but it doesn't.


fba27b No.245483

>>245482

Is fish and dairy a standard thing?

Sounds wierd


7d20ee No.245484

>>245483

just fuck my stomach up

*tries to figure out best time to go camping*


b4b5a6 No.245485

>>245484

I didn't this time because muh health but cheese goes well with tuna pasta tbqh

not melted, just grated or tiny chunks


7d20ee No.245486

*falls back asleep*


7d20ee No.245487

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

ahhh i dreamt about her and cuddled her smh


fba27b No.245488

>>245487

See a prostitute lad ffs


7d20ee No.245489

>>245488

none of them will ever be half as good looking as her


fba27b No.245490

>>245489

You're such a soppy cunt


7d20ee No.245491

>>245490

yes smh


0ab83f No.245492

>Coming down with another cold

AHHHHH


fba27b No.245493

>>245492

Get on the ginseng and a mega dose of vitamin c


fbb35c No.245494

>>245493

>>245492

a.k.a a can of monster and a potato


fba27b No.245495

>>245494

No but yeah kind of

Needs to be ginseng complex not cheap yank extract

And by megadose I mean 2l of tropical smoothie


fba27b No.245496

File: acd964fe4c04747⋯.jpg (140.72 KB, 1200x1800, 2:3, a2d54tvlehf01.jpg)

Do I pass lads


fbb35c No.245497

>reads up about EDC

>reads that EDC is cancelled indefinitely

FUCK

What EDM festival, or music festival in general should ol shrop pop his festival cherry with lads?

>>245495

>2l of tropical smoothie

holy fucking HECK YES

Where do you even get ginseng in this country tho? It's like a china town thing no?

>>245496

O M G you're a queen!


fba27b No.245498

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>245497

Boom town without a doubt


fba27b No.245499

>>245497

Holland and Barrett do a few non junk ones


fba27b No.245500

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I went to this one


fbb35c No.245501

File: 4cc44e8d873b637⋯.jpg (5.05 KB, 276x183, 92:61, download.jpg)

>>245498

>the first song

>dark room with lasers

SOLD to the man with the light up trainers

>>245499

it's only a shame they have alarms in there now :^(


fba27b No.245502

>>245501

DONT shoplift


fbb35c No.245503

File: e05cd61b3a34abe⋯.png (1.56 MB, 1024x768, 4:3, cc36a430-9b6d-0131-345a-36….png)

Only question is lads

Do I start barney posting


fba27b No.245504

Shroplifting


fbb35c No.245505

>>245502

I would never lad

but think of all those poor lads with colds who spent their last fiver on the grand mac


fba27b No.245506

>>245505

Better off asking the homeless to do it and giving them money for heroin


fba27b No.245507

Ooooooowooooo I'm a rebel just for crack now


fbb35c No.245508

File: 67b9e27b5903914⋯.jpg (42.28 KB, 674x450, 337:225, 203234-674x450-shiftinggea….jpg)

>>245504

shropSHIFTING


b4b5a6 No.245509

File: 8d50819b0f6b5b1⋯.png (1003.54 KB, 775x710, 155:142, ClipboardImage.png)


fba27b No.245510

File: 9967e05b25a0727⋯.jpg (86.55 KB, 1078x719, 1078:719, man-with-joint.jpg)

>>245508

Shropspliffting


7d20ee No.245511

>>245509

sarg'n


c79151 No.245512

>>245503

no

>>245502

this t b h


fba27b No.245513


fbb35c No.245514

File: 06980724bd678dc⋯.jpg (59.16 KB, 500x497, 500:497, large.jpg)

>>245510

shrop's-piff-ting


fba27b No.245515

>>245514

Piff indeed


fbb35c No.245516

File: 1883670893d9338⋯.jpg (41.27 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>245506

True. Smh he prolly doesn't like me since me mate accidentally kicked over his copper cup

>>245509

Did you lads ever hear about his podcast where he mentioned ethical childporn?

>>245512

>>245513

ahhhhhh but why lads


b4b5a6 No.245517

File: bac722d6feb87c5⋯.webm (2.96 MB, 636x360, 53:30, murrca110whiternip.webm)

>>245516

based white nationalist horseshoe

>child porn

>no child porn

intelligent smart zone for high IQ creaturas

>ethical child porn


fba27b No.245518

>>245516

When I was about 14 we were in Brighton and a lad we were with thought he was clever by putting a 2p into the collection hat of a street performer and taking a £2 coin so we layed into him, nicked his shoes and socks and ditched him on the beach


7d20ee No.245519

Where do I go lads?


fba27b No.245520

>>245519

Sussex


7d20ee No.245521

>>245520

I was going to ask you

How do you piss and shit if you don't have a toilet in your van[I presume]?


fba27b No.245522

>>245521

Got a caravan toilet only accessible from the back right door, but normally use pub or shop facilities


7d20ee No.245523

>>245522

sounds grim tbh


fbb35c No.245524

File: 31dbd4eee9d2a38⋯.jpg (23.54 KB, 546x513, 182:171, Barney-stinson-true-story.jpg)

>>245517

>New study links paedophilia and high IQ

Are we on the wrong side of history lads?

>>245518

Top kek that sounds about right

>barefoot through Brighton

You'd learn a lesson after that yikerz

>>245519

For what purpose?


915805 No.245525

>>245497

just do reading like everyone else kek


7d20ee No.245526

>>245524

I want to be a hobo


fba27b No.245527

>>245523

Never been on a caravan holiday? Its fine tbh, im used to being out and about.

>>245524

Its well over a mile and a half to the station from blackrock on the beach lmao


b98ec6 No.245528

File: d1651c8c3c7bed2⋯.png (68.4 KB, 750x892, 375:446, Scot posters.png)

Jockland beating Frogland in the sportsball, lads.


915805 No.245529

File: fbaac72eb337da3⋯.jpg (114.34 KB, 667x1438, 667:1438, Defecating_into_a_pit_(sch….jpg)


fba27b No.245530

>>245528

In sports I prefer jocks to frogs


7d20ee No.245531

>>245527

I guess it's not too bad

after I go camping do you lads want to meet somewhere

need a job far away so I can run away from mummy tbh

>>245529

qeeq


fba27b No.245532

>>245529

Lmao just have to park directly over a drain and aim carefully


fba27b No.245533

>>245531

If you can lift 25kg above your head you can come and work with me the week after next fam


fba27b No.245534

And yeah you're welcome to come to Sussex for a night on the lash


7d20ee No.245535

>>245533

smh that's a tiny bit too much I could easily lift 15-20 tho

train me


fba27b No.245536

>>245535

20 will do

Got 2 days probably Wednesday and Thursday

Can give you £100 cash for it


fbb35c No.245537

>standard ticket price for big festivals

>£200

>+transport

>+food&drink

>+wacky outfits

>+the immense amount of drugs you'll be purchasing/having pre-purchased

Man these places can be pricey

>>245525

I'll have been to them all eventually, but we can't be typical for our first. shit's gotta be special, yanno dawg?

>>245526

then anywhere works right? Prolly should move to america tho. warmer climate and cheaper food.

>>245527

Smh I walked about that on tarmac and my feet were blitz for like 3 weeks kek


fba27b No.245538

>>245537

>expensive

Fuck yeah lad but its so worth it

Haven't heard of any free parties up your way lately smh

>walk

Oh yeah kek forgot that


fbb35c No.245539

>parents offered me tickets to local music festival back when I was 16-17 as bday present

>prolly went with videogames instead

What a fool I was smh


b98ec6 No.245540

File: 5c78930af045445⋯.jpg (210.98 KB, 800x600, 4:3, Scottish.jpg)

>>245530

Yeah anybody but the French tbh, unless they're playing England of course

>two penalties up


7d20ee No.245541

>>245536

what exactly is the job? where can I sleep droogie can I bring a tent?

>>245537

being a normie has its costs tbh

being a lonely NEET is the opposite smh


fba27b No.245542

>>245539

Smh I went to guilfest when I was 11 with my mum, was hooked on bug speakers ever since

>>245541

In west Sussex, fitting a canopy, like wess did with me. He stayed in a tent on the hill near me for 3 days and was fine, I grew "tomato's" up there safely kek. I'd ask longprim but he goes to college in the week


fba27b No.245543

>>245541

>>245542

Or the back of the small van, wess got on fine and is a big lad


915805 No.245544

File: 8881c68d8f94b84⋯.jpg (1.08 MB, 4288x3216, 4:3, Metal Tent.jpg)


fbb35c No.245545

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>245538

>worth it

I'll say. Boomtown sounds insane from the little reading on it I just did. I'll prolly have it done by next year at the latest.

>no free parties

smh what are all these cunts doing

have you ever been up here for a party?

>>245540

Shrop's sportball support tier:

England>Wales>Ireland

-Never Scotland or France

-Tactically Italy sometimes

>>245541

>being a normie has its costs

you can say that again lad smgdh. 'ss worth it tho ;^)


fba27b No.245546

>>245544

U kno it


fba27b No.245547

>>245545

Yeah its epic lad

Been to a brummy party and another iirc but not for years, normally hear about stuff but a few party lines have gone quiet as I haven't been in a while


915805 No.245548

File: d521151a43683b4⋯.jpg (22.93 KB, 424x417, 424:417, 1377891272535.jpg)

>nearly went to boomtown 2015 but went to reading instead

At least Plebtallica were good


fba27b No.245549

>>245548

U MORON


b98ec6 No.245550

>>245541

>even Dorset is being recruited into Muscular Paganism

goodlad, a DMT-assisted spirit journey might be what you need


7d20ee No.245551

>>245542

sounds alri

*tries to figure out a way to fib to mummy about what I be doing*


fba27b No.245552

>>245550

Lmao no free trips tbh

>>245551

Its there if you want it lad, let me know


fba27b No.245553

File: 7a0f01563b7af8f⋯.png (4.16 KB, 100x100, 1:1, a3bd63c2511ecfefa877cebb4f….png)

INTERCOUNTY NONDAFTY RIGHTWING CONSTRUCTION SQUADS


fbb35c No.245554

>>245542

>that plucky hippy festival was where vanlad's legacy of ultraviolence all got started

>>245547

I think I know a few lads who are into free parties. I'll have to ask them in the summer

>>245548

lad…


fbb35c No.245555

druids


fba27b No.245556

>>245555

GOOD post


fbb35c No.245557

FUCKING LOVE BROCOLLI LADs

off for dibnner I go


b4b5a6 No.245558

File: 8126e8ff21c7f51⋯.png (268.61 KB, 713x433, 713:433, dibnahchamber.png)

>>245557

>dibnner

>dibnah

Y'KNOW


b98ec6 No.245559

>>245553

Build us a new machine, lad.


7d20ee No.245560

>>245553

soon lad

guess I'll sort some bank and other stuff out before then


fba27b No.245561

>>245554

Kek pretty much, first time I heard ragga dnb

And yeah ask tbh, they aren't a secret if you aren't a dickhead, but be prepared to be given a fake location first then have to get an expensive taxi to the real spot, never know with second hand party line numbers.


7d20ee No.245562

o shit I need a phone too keeq


fba27b No.245563

>>245562

Might help


fba27b No.245564

>>245559

What do you think I'm doing


915805 No.245565

>>245553

EDM Amish best ideology


915805 No.245566

File: 2ca5ac3bba9310e⋯.jpg (92.68 KB, 626x943, 626:943, Fred Dibnah BUF.JPG)


fba27b No.245567

>>245565

That's a fucking great description lad I'm nicking it


b4b5a6 No.245568

File: 2ad43c38157f0e3⋯.png (221.65 KB, 360x362, 180:181, moskeek.png)

>>245566

really nice


fba27b No.245569

>>245568

Do you think dorse is a spy

If not then relay him my number on dickscord when he gets a phone please


b4b5a6 No.245570

dorset you want to meetup before your working to verify?

>>245569

all signs point to probably not

will do


fba27b No.245571


7d20ee No.245572

>>245570

yes

not this week, week after, depending on when I get a phone, hopefully this week


0ab83f No.245573

>>245569

>If not then relay him my number on dickscord when he gets a phone please

Thanks for reminding me to harass you


915805 No.245574

File: a2d2e3376e48e40⋯.webm (1.6 MB, 720x540, 4:3, Drifting When Your Amish ….webm)


7d20ee No.245575

>>245574

unironically want a horse and buggy tbh


b4b5a6 No.245576

File: f830ddffc779a71⋯.png (12.86 KB, 400x300, 4:3, andyswazis.png)

>>245574

that's great lad kek


0ab83f No.245577

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


fba27b No.245578

>>245573

Lmao okay okay


0ab83f No.245579

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

0ab83f No.245580

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


7d20ee No.245581

tired as foke


fba27b No.245582

>>245581

Huff some jenkem


7d20ee No.245583

sex


38ca78 No.245584

h


fba27b No.245585

>>245583

Is nice


7d20ee No.245586

>>245585

I wouldn't know


fba27b No.245587

>>245586

See a hooker


7d20ee No.245588


a5bab8 No.245589

Do we have a Bongo Bongo Land or something I could join lads?


915805 No.245590

File: b670782f8a6b19c⋯.jpg (386.8 KB, 1194x1600, 597:800, Government Agent 1.jpg)


fba27b No.245591

>>245588

Friday ad back pages

>>245589

Lmao


fba27b No.245592

Is that your face in the /brit/ thread


fba27b No.245593

>we

>(1)


7d20ee No.245594

>>245591

>Friday ad back pages

>tfw too dumb to understand what this means


c79151 No.245595

>>245592

whose face?


fba27b No.245596

>>245594

Dorse get friday ad

Dorse open it on the page that's titled romance or escort or some shit

Phone them don't text them


7d20ee No.245597

>>245596

whats friday ad


fba27b No.245598

>>245595

Dorset's?


7d20ee No.245599


fba27b No.245600


fba27b No.245601

>>245599

Someone was on about you being doxxed


7d20ee No.245602

>>245601

I think that's monarch or one of the other disc0rd faggots tbh


e30479 No.245603

File: 08e495c92dc1d24⋯.png (611.02 KB, 489x1080, 163:360, 1516926286900.png)

THIS IS YOUR ONE WARNING

STOP SHITPOSTING ON /BRIT/ OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES


b98ec6 No.245604

File: 7e428093aed61d8⋯.png (7.89 KB, 273x62, 273:62, pembs discord.png)

>>245589

This tbh


fba27b No.245605

>>245603

Stick it up your arse lad


b98ec6 No.245606

File: 107b333d4d515be⋯.jpg (314.44 KB, 1200x630, 40:21, Tantalus.jpg)

>eat dinner

>feel full but don't feel satisfied

smh


7d20ee No.245607

>>245606

only ate a couple of cans of tuna tbh smh


b98ec6 No.245608

>>245607

Tuna and sweetcorn on toast is a top lunch


0ab83f No.245609

>>245608

Tuna and sweetcorn in pasta bake is even better


7d20ee No.245610

>>245608

trying to avoid the devilish grain tbh


b98ec6 No.245611

>>245610

Wheat did nothing wrong, he's a good boy.


38ca78 No.245612

File: 03d0b54d2f21d19⋯.jpg (139.48 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 03d0b54d2f21d19123b6fe037d….jpg)


7d20ee No.245613

>someone posts a dick pic on /brit/ with a (1] with a dorset flag

>I get perma banned

thanks

doesnt help that mercia is a fucking retard


38ca78 No.245614

>>245613

>being surprised that a jamaican is fucking retarded


915805 No.245615

>>245613

>I didn't post my pilly willy on brit i swear!


7d20ee No.245616

c-can someone post and tell them its not me


fbb35c No.245617

>>245616

then they'd just ban us for being newbrit tho


d7b44b No.245618

File: f9c8bc969cb5de7⋯.jpg (142.26 KB, 640x640, 1:1, LQHJyEf.jpg)

>>245616

>>245617

I told you there'd be consequences


38ca78 No.245619

File: 3bb79391d8559bb⋯.jpg (93.77 KB, 1080x809, 1080:809, 3bb79391d8559bbd07b5820517….jpg)

beautiful wives tbqh


7d20ee No.245620

File: 742a589b09907ee⋯.jpg (426.45 KB, 2560x1920, 4:3, qt.jpg)

>>245619

armpit

wonder what kat dennings armpit looks liike


7d20ee No.245621

vanlad how often will you offer work? providing that I dont suck


fba27b No.245622

>>245621

Can't promise anything at all lad, it changes so often


0ab83f No.245623

File: e2b92e56f170069⋯.png (194.23 KB, 1266x484, 633:242, sa.PNG)

Wew


489316 No.245624

>>245622

smh lad

it wont just be for one day at a time tho right? aahhh


fba27b No.245625

>>245624

Normally 2 days at a time, I get longprim to come if its one day

Don't make plans based on me giving you work, unless you're doing what wess does with business funding


489316 No.245626

>>245625

aight

just might be a bit annoying travelling to and fro for a couple of days tbh

*becomes an immigrant*


829ff8 No.245627

>>245625

You got any work that isn't in the far reaches?


c79151 No.245628

>>245604

the great betrayal.


c79151 No.245629

>>245623

it's true tbh


489316 No.245630

File: c80acfed8131280⋯.jpg (102.06 KB, 705x705, 1:1, w.jpg)

(No)

fba27b No.245631

>>245627

You're surrey right? Are you inside or outside the m25?


b4b5a6 No.245632

File: 69aa80f1f71125c⋯.png (899.84 KB, 898x790, 449:395, 2smartgalaxy.png)

>cornwall is actually caithness but uses the cornwall flag because we don't have caithness here


829ff8 No.245633

>>245631

>you're Surrey right

maybe

>are you inside or outside the M25

Surrey only exists outside of the M25. Everything inside the M25 is London.


fbb35c No.245634

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

fba27b No.245635


489316 No.245636

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


489316 No.245637

>disc0rd shit up /brit/ and blame it on /newbrit/

smh


38ca78 No.245638

File: 1acb78a512ccaa4⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 94.31 KB, 960x1439, 960:1439, 1acb78a512ccaa46e7ac96ed2a….jpg)


489316 No.245639


fba27b No.245640

>>245637

Fight the good fight lad


b4b5a6 No.245641

could go for a pastry rn tbh

maybe I could mix some flour, water and honey together and make shit biscuits


fba27b No.245642

>>245641

Who are you lad I dont recognise the flag


489316 No.245643

i hate the internet so much


b4b5a6 No.245644

wait why am I caw


b4b5a6 No.245645

File: f0d35e73609b027⋯.png (122.29 KB, 750x1000, 3:4, tardjak22.png)

oh, because I was looking for caithness in the flags earlier


fba27b No.245646


b98ec6 No.245647

File: eb23049b25975f7⋯.png (716.92 KB, 575x767, 575:767, fuck white people.png)

*blocks your path*


489316 No.245648

>>245645

i really like this wojak tbh


915805 No.245649

File: 1f339fe219400da⋯.jpg (59.49 KB, 488x639, 488:639, top kek 6.jpg)


489316 No.245650


38ca78 No.245651


489316 No.245652

gettin really pissed off tbh

>play with backing track or along with listening to something

>good

>playing just on my own

>get bombarding with depression wanting to kms from me thinking i'm shit

smh might just go to the jam night tho it'll be full of old blokes whoh might btfo me


fba27b No.245653

>>245652

Just go and play lad


489316 No.245654

>>245653

i want to smash my guitars over ratface thots head


fba27b No.245655

>>245654

Don't let your dreams be dreams


b4b5a6 No.245656

>vanlad is spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gables, Searchlight Magazine)

kek lad I thought you were allowed to post normally over there now


fba27b No.245657

>>245656

It's much more fun this way


489316 No.245658

>>245655

The worst thing is that they my actual dreams.


489316 No.245659

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

unironically based tbh


fba27b No.245660

>even the mods can't tell


489316 No.245661

>>245660

he's a massive mong

He couldn't tell I was dorset unless I specifically posted so

couldn't even tell it was westie either


489316 No.245662

>tfw no elderly homeless guitar man to take me under his wing and teach me everything


fbb35c No.245663

>also can't tell


fbb35c No.245664

>>245662

bit gay lad


489316 No.245665

>>245664

This is /newbrit/ lad


829ff8 No.245666

>>245659

PREACH IT BROTHER


eaa0ff No.245667

File: 3eb6aa25e52eff6⋯.jpg (148.02 KB, 634x855, 634:855, 1471712803695.jpg)

Were there new rare ginnies or have I been mislead?


489316 No.245668

>look at comments

>see a comment made by me when i was drunk and had no idea i made it

wew


38ca78 No.245669

>>245667

fuck off tbqh


489316 No.245670

>>245667

kill yourself


829ff8 No.245671

File: 0ef45375abea140⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 1.5 MB, 640x640, 1:1, Ginnie Whistle Song.webm)

>>245667

here you go lad


489316 No.245672

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

what a fucking piece of shit slag i wanna beat her up


fbb35c No.245673

>can now tell


915805 No.245674

File: f1bf756f829e420⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 843.51 KB, 540x540, 1:1, Ginnie whistle song 1.webm)

>>245671

wew where did you get that from


489316 No.245675

i want to lick her feet and armpits


829ff8 No.245676

>>245673

>can now tell

Can now tell what?

>>245674

>wew where did you get that from

My Ginnie folder


489316 No.245677

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK AWEOJTARIPHR


eaa0ff No.245678

File: 25f129dac117fb5⋯.jpg (70.77 KB, 1199x873, 1199:873, DVCY1rrWkAAr3ip.jpg)

Were there actually new ginnies? There were deleted posts in /brit/

give me the truth

(FUCK OFF )

fba27b No.245679

>>245676

That you're supreme leadera female persona


38ca78 No.245680

File: 83518d0beb23aaf⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.29 MB, 1000x1000, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

ask someone with alzheimer's anything


489316 No.245681

File: ac6c551011ed1f7⋯.jpg (305.95 KB, 857x1200, 857:1200, yummyy.jpg)

>>245678

FUCK

OFF


fba27b No.245682

>>245680

What's that deary?


eaa0ff No.245683

File: 44acbb8449c56b4⋯.png (6.17 KB, 362x358, 181:179, 2a4f4d8d60766680265ddbc542….png)


829ff8 No.245684

>>245679

>that you're supreme leadera female persona

What do you mean by this? I'm not impersonating someone else I'm somethingelse


489316 No.245685

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>245683

Fuck off. You have posts of ZERO value.


fba27b No.245686


829ff8 No.245687

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>245686

You know how it is lad.

explain what you meant though please :-)


915805 No.245688

>>245687

>explain what you meant

Lass confirmed


fba27b No.245689

>>245687

Some made up lore about how you got your name


489316 No.245690

breathe and feet be stinkee


489316 No.245691

would love to lick a sweaty lasses feet


0837a6 No.245692

File: 017bdd05ac8d567⋯.png (53.25 KB, 403x448, 403:448, 1509014772329.png)

*posts a jew*

(ANTI-SEMITE WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

b98ec6 No.245693

>>245680

I don't miss this meme


489316 No.245694

>>245692

want a medal?


829ff8 No.245695

>>245688 (sieg heil)

>lass confirmed

:-(

>>245689

>some made up lore

I like stories. Tell me it please.


489316 No.245696

>>245695

boobiez


fba27b No.245697

>>245695

Anneprim said to himself oneday:

Shall I post as anneprim today, or something else

Thus you were formed

>>245688

Kek


829ff8 No.245698

File: 20ebb661e4d1b8a⋯.png (2.36 KB, 244x226, 122:113, 1348764844816.png)


144e9a No.245699

File: d2ee441408ce59f⋯.png (84.37 KB, 3617x2533, 3617:2533, 12718325961278651088israel….png)


fba27b No.245700

>>245698

How big are your milkers


b98ec6 No.245701

File: 1a059d063cc127d⋯.gif (1.16 MB, 320x192, 5:3, 1392405842470.gif)

>clock stops

>take it down to change the battery

>starts working again before I can do anything

You better not be trying to fuck with me


489316 No.245702

>tfw never taught fingerpicking

getting the hang of it now tbh


fba27b No.245703

>>245699

Greatest ally


38ca78 No.245704

File: 2c2c3fdae4d0d44⋯.jpg (175.17 KB, 900x1350, 2:3, 2c2c3fdae4d0d44c77d68a5ebc….jpg)


b98ec6 No.245705

tbh I'd probably acknowledge Israel and the Jews as our greatest ally if I had a Goblin concubine with really big knockers and a fertile womb hint hint gchq


144e9a No.245706


38ca78 No.245707

>>245705

this tbqh


fba27b No.245708

>>245701

Shaking it probably improved the connections


fba27b No.245709

>>245705

Meh there's worse things that could happen, sign me up


489316 No.245710

File: 742a589b09907ee⋯.jpg (426.45 KB, 2560x1920, 4:3, qt.jpg)

>>245706

good to see this meme catching on


144e9a No.245711

File: d2f01f90f811068⋯.png (360.74 KB, 1080x1365, 72:91, IMG_20180211_212807.png)

Jewperium


829ff8 No.245712

File: 9c72b3d5fb30122⋯.jpg (104.83 KB, 675x600, 9:8, IMG_1936.JPG)

>>245697

>anneprim

somethingelsa


38ca78 No.245713

File: 04d788c57c802e0⋯.jpg (74.89 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 04d788c57c802e0945063cd452….jpg)


489316 No.245714

>>245713

she looks like a rat and a pig


b98ec6 No.245715

>>245711

top vev


c79151 No.245716

>>245712

newbrit has deepest lore


fba27b No.245717

>>245712

Get your tits out


489316 No.245718

praise the lord


915805 No.245719

>>245716

They're posting at the same time

IT CANNOT BE


fba27b No.245720

Woah


489316 No.245721

boogie


fba27b No.245722

>nearly 300 posts ITT already

SHE LIVES


b98ec6 No.245723

>>245714

Yeah but with huge tits.


489316 No.245724

>>245723

true

i remember soem lass at college had the biggest tits ive ever seen in my life

bigger than imaginable

HUGE

like a triple z


b4b5a6 No.245725

File: fe383f93abe0641⋯.png (27.87 KB, 300x250, 6:5, don't1.png)

>mumsy spends nearly an hour on the phone berating me and bigging up this autist job guy

>blahy blah blah interested in coming down and having a chat at the pub blahy bleh

>pub

well lads it looks like wess is gonna have another misadventure in pursuit of free beer


fba27b No.245726

#IstandWithDorsetTbhLads


489316 No.245727

>>245725

I worry about meeting you


b4b5a6 No.245728

>>245727

same lad

best to just get it over with, got a date yet?


38ca78 No.245729

File: 4ed5d26602ce5ca⋯.jpg (90.25 KB, 700x894, 350:447, 4ed5d26602ce5ca4eeb15ef261….jpg)

M I L K


489316 No.245730

>>245728

No when is good for you

after 18th


b4b5a6 No.245731

>>245730

any time is good for me lad

earlier the better smh


489316 No.245732

>>245731

weekday or weekend?


fba27b No.245733


b4b5a6 No.245734

>>245732

any time


489316 No.245735

at least it wont go as bad as meeting adam wallace

>>245734

in yeovil?


b4b5a6 No.245736

>>245735

yeah or another station relatively close by, maybe further toward you if you want. don't know any stations down your way though.

I have to go by bus to Castle Cary, then train to wherever


915805 No.245737

File: 5cf43a3977817c9⋯.webm (1.35 MB, 960x480, 2:1, Dwm 2018-02-11 21-38-09-0….webm)

one and the same


c79151 No.245738

>>245737

top kek lad


fba27b No.245739


489316 No.245740

>>245736

yeovils the only place other than dorchester that has anything other than a train station lmao


38ca78 No.245741


b4b5a6 No.245742

>>245737

well memed

>>245740

yeovil it must be then

dorchester pushes my prices up much further


489316 No.245743

>>245742

dorchester is a gay place anyway so that's fine by me laddo

think i might have to walk a few minutes to get to yeovil from the station but thats alright


fba27b No.245744

almost (100)


489316 No.245745

>>245744

>1/3 of thread


b4b5a6 No.245746

>>245743

Pen Mill is fine lad, like ten minutes, I'll meet you there and we'll go for lunch and a pint or something. just need a date then


fba27b No.245747

>>245745

Thanks


489316 No.245748

File: 81c876af34b368a⋯.jpg (5.83 KB, 249x250, 249:250, swetti peppi.jpg)

>>245746

ye pen mill

don't want to organise anything concrete until I get a phone tbh

so around 19th-24th


b4b5a6 No.245749

File: d44a9adb69584c8⋯.png (564.35 KB, 680x680, 1:1, sanictribes.png)

>>245748

alright then lad, go fast though

no time to lose


489316 No.245750

>>245749

*prepares myself for mummy asking loads of questions*

what do lad


b4b5a6 No.245751

File: 7c16c32d98f84a6⋯.png (16.51 KB, 302x537, 302:537, businesspepedruid.png)

>>245750

business meeting

also board game autism friend


fba27b No.245752

>>245750

Sing her Jesus walks by kanye west

"I'll be gone till November I got packs to move"


489316 No.245753

>>245752

baste

>>245751

I'll beat her up if she dares question me


b4b5a6 No.245754

File: 60a8dc2caf0d5c2⋯.png (41.07 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, dorsetgoespunting.png)


489316 No.245755

>>245754

*sails up the river frome and sacks dorchester and then retreats to my fortress on brownsea island*


fba27b No.245756

We ain't going nowhere but got suits and cases

Trunk full of coke

Rental car from Avis

My momma used to say only Jesus can save us

Well momma

I know I act a fool

But I'll be gone til November

I got packs to move

I hope

Jesus walks

Yeezy posting is enjoyable


7ec3a1 No.245757

New Ginnies?


fba27b No.245758

>>245757

Yeah you missed them


489316 No.245759

>>245757

well well well

look who it is


c79151 No.245760

>>245757

Only for newbrit premium posters


7ec3a1 No.245761

>>245760

I have money to pay for a subscription, lad

>>245758

certainly you saved them and are willing to share them?

>>245759

It's traitor


7ec3a1 No.245762

traitore


7ec3a1 No.245763

schmeee


489316 No.245764

>245761

no


38ca78 No.245765


7ec3a1 No.245766

File: c556b5c2655f5e7⋯.png (20.83 KB, 419x395, 419:395, 8c07bd2f3aa2ed12f65aa3f5e4….png)

>it's fine you don't have to post if you don't feel like it

>but schnow you all hate schmee


c79151 No.245767

>>245763

you can only unlock them by leveling up your post count.


7ec3a1 No.245768

>>245767

I can buy a bot


489316 No.245769

>>245766

>schmee

say this one more time fucker i dare you


38ca78 No.245770

File: 7d22517c8944c4e⋯.jpg (58.33 KB, 540x617, 540:617, 7d22517c8944c4eecbee337c40….jpg)


fba27b No.245771

>>245761

>>245766

What longprim said


489316 No.245772

my fucking legs jesus


7ec3a1 No.245773

spend all my days working and watchin e-celebs these days smh


7ec3a1 No.245774

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

489316 No.245775

>>245773

are you making £££ though?


7ec3a1 No.245776

>>245775

Yeah.Going to buy my own mansion and have a little /newbrit/ doghouse next to it


fba27b No.245777


fba27b No.245778

>>245776

Cheeky fucker


489316 No.245779

>>245776

just want a comfy cabin tbh


7ec3a1 No.245780

>>245779

Why not build your own, lad?


489316 No.245781

>>245780

i need land lad

and money for materials


915805 No.245782

File: 09d8249a13b9be3⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 136.81 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, Lewd 4 2.jpg)

>>245766

Alright lad, look I'll be nice.

Here's the topless Ginnie. Oh I hope you've got regular-postcount-mode activated, otherwise idk, the picture might show up differently, or have some errors idk


7ec3a1 No.245783

>>245781

Build one on top of a van


489316 No.245784

>>245783

expensive

tbh wouldnt mind a van but would be hard to raise a fam in it


7ec3a1 No.245785

>>245782

>you can see the bottom of her bra

i am gay

Nice try, bully


fbb35c No.245786

>>245773

living the dream there mlady


fba27b No.245787

>>245783

This

On the back of a pick up


489316 No.245788

>>245785

we know you're gay


915805 No.245789

>>245785

?

It's waist lace, clearly beneath her tits. Ooh, is some of the pic blocked out for you?


fbb35c No.245790

>>245784

youre a few steps off from having a fam to raise lad


7ec3a1 No.245791

>>245789

smh I have the original

>no fresh Ginnies

:'c


489316 No.245792

>>245790

soon as i meet a lass I'm going to cum inside her lad


fbb35c No.245793

>>245792

thats still 9 months minimum til birth

even then it doesn't need much space until its 2 or even 3


915805 No.245794

File: b0e465449de0593⋯.jpg (25.85 KB, 600x450, 4:3, 1464645237130-1.jpg)


fba27b No.245795

>(102)

Winner

Going to bed now


915805 No.245796

File: 095b5cd3efca877⋯.jpg (80.78 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, DSC00281.jpg)

S O Y 'ed


7ec3a1 No.245797

>>245794

>>245796

there are no rares anymore


b98ec6 No.245798

File: 7d7cdd5e2a0be18⋯.png (102.81 KB, 1343x448, 1343:448, St Samson.png)

Maybe life as a hermit isn't so bad?


915805 No.245799

File: e6a3f3bd68e7752⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 88.03 KB, 530x720, 53:72, Nude.jpg)


7ec3a1 No.245800

>>245799

*bans you*


fbb35c No.245801

File: 602c81bd3e65c99⋯.jpg (38.55 KB, 469x750, 469:750, 4cb9e0db9d362022eee90b0985….jpg)

>>245795

nice job lad. sleep tight


829ff8 No.245802


fbb35c No.245803

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I want an indie gf tbh


c79151 No.245804

>>245797

>he doesn't have access to the ginniechan

smh tbh lad.


829ff8 No.245805

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>245803

>indie gf

Contemporary good boy music for me tbh


489316 No.245806

>>245803

>I want a gf


fbb35c No.245807

>>245805

Funky choon tbh

>good boy anything

no thank you lad bad boy music yes please

>>245806

Gfs are a waste of time if they're not cooled themed gfs.

otherwise it's better to hook up w/ random thots and then leave in the night :^)


489316 No.245808

>>245807

I'm a virgin


fbb35c No.245809

>>245808

What do you expect if you dont put yourself out there

prozzies are cheap as well

there are no excuses


829ff8 No.245810

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>245807

>funky choon tbh

You know what else if funky? Christ's love for you.

>bad boy music yes please

This bad boy enough lad?

>>245808

>I'm a virgin

Good lad.


fbb35c No.245811

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Gus Dapperton has some fucking sikk dance moves around the halfway mark

One of my favourite songs I've heard recently tbh, really helped this lad out when his brain was serotonin deprived


489316 No.245812

>>245809

I've had my chances

*prepares the rope*


fbb35c No.245813

>>245810

>christ's love

that nigga can keep his gay ass hands off of me unless he wants a smack

>music

uhhhhhhhh I mean can it be a bit less gay?

>>245812

Everyone has had chances tbh. 'Ss why achievements are a much better measure of what a lads capable of

You should go clubbing if you think youre so handsome. Even the most awkward lads find the odd girl throwing themselves at them from time to time


489316 No.245814

>>245813

*punches you repeatedly*


b98ec6 No.245815

>tries a different emulator

>it runs fast

Based closed source Nipponese programming


fbb35c No.245816

File: 1106286f2d89389⋯.jpg (66.85 KB, 564x846, 2:3, 41bcab865100c06be5149cc7a3….jpg)

>>245814

there there my boy, i'm here for you…

it's been lonely hasn't it?


829ff8 No.245817

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>245813

>that nigga can keep His gay hands off of me unless he wants a smack

Sounds as if you need a smack lad. *turns the other cheek*

>uhhhhhhhh I mean can it be a bit less gay?

What's "bad boy music" then lad?

>everyone has had chances tbh

Not everyone lad.

>'Ss why achievements are a much better measure of what a lads capable of

What a rubbish measurement tbh. A better measurement is how long you and you are wife are married for, how many children you have with her, and how hard you work to provide for them.


489316 No.245818

>>245816

So is Jesus

:'}


fbb35c No.245819

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>245817

>turns cheek

*smacks that cheek as well*

haha what you gonna do now christCUCK

>bad boy music

THIS is bad boy music lad. try not to piss your panties

>not everyone

sure they have. it's always more so a matter of whether they notice they had opportunities than whether or not they were there. In this worl' of ours, every day is full of opportunity that we squander.

>rubbish measurements

hose are achievements tho no?

frankly the best ones are # of girls you shagged and # of sound cloud followers


829ff8 No.245820

File: c8d29864afab8a0⋯.jpg (20.05 KB, 270x263, 270:263, yesBOI.jpg)


7ec3a1 No.245821

*goes to work*


829ff8 No.245822

>>245819

Didn't realise Hamtaro had a singing carrer :'-)


829ff8 No.245823

*career


829ff8 No.245824

>>245821

>*goes to work*

Would've thought you'd be content with your thirty pieces lad.


38ca78 No.245825

File: 36d5e5ddf6282b5⋯.png (307.75 KB, 1200x833, 1200:833, ClipboardImage.png)

viv


829ff8 No.245826

>>245825

It's just an old World War the Second bomb lad.


829ff8 No.245827

File: 5a82860fcdd4576⋯.jpg (116.97 KB, 548x695, 548:695, BOMBA.jpg)


fbb35c No.245828

>>245821

have fun mlady

keep on saving so you can buy those reebok instapumps that you always wanted

>>245822

youve been missing out lad


489316 No.245829

*forces you to play an instrument with me*


fbb35c No.245830

>>245829

*brings a synthesiser*


fbb35c No.245831

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

this band is shit

I kind of like them tho


829ff8 No.245832

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>245828

>you've been missing out lad

Hardly when I've been jamming to this.


044551 No.245833

File: 3209d5dcc307ca8⋯.png (121.71 KB, 480x360, 4:3, ClipboardImage(101).png)

>no Goblin gf to gas with my potent farts under the covers


fbb35c No.245834

File: 3b6b6d0ebf082a2⋯.jpg (206.41 KB, 2000x2000, 1:1, BS6001_01.jpg)

I fucking love them so much


489316 No.245835

>>245834

I think you might be a bit gay


044551 No.245836

File: f5be40181296ea8⋯.jpg (4.85 KB, 224x225, 224:225, bonding.jpg)

>>245834

Lad

They've got holes in them…


915805 No.245837

>>245829

AND TUBULAR BELLS


fbb35c No.245838

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>245832

decent choon there lad

but it's not quite boogie boogie bam bam dance now is it

>>245835

I have the fashion sense of a gay man

but the love of boobies and fannys of a hetero dude

I'm unstopabble

>>245836

It's a feature lad


fbb35c No.245839

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>starts thinking of mike oldfield

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it takes me back to my childhood


fbb35c No.245840

File: 77e7f5bf4071e60⋯.jpg (51.56 KB, 700x700, 1:1, 1471001289597-1.jpg)

>Inner nostril burns for he 5th time today

Smh lad quit that shit


489316 No.245841

*tries to content myself with can of mushy peas and sweetcorn*


915805 No.245842

File: 1b48bc1dafefe28⋯.webm (1 MB, 480x480, 1:1, TUBULAR.webm)

T U B U L A R

FUCKING BELLS LADS


fbb35c No.245843

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

HURRRRRRR

LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL EVROPAEN ARYAN BEAVTY

SO PURE

HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


fbb35c No.245844

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>245842

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


489316 No.245845

>>245842

BOOGIE


489316 No.245846

>>245843

ERB

ERBS


b98ec6 No.245847

>>245843

Not my cup of tea tbh


b98ec6 No.245848

File: df106840e1ffef8⋯.png (573.02 KB, 742x404, 371:202, 1415127058426.png)


489316 No.245849

>>245848

delete this


b98ec6 No.245850

File: 4cf3059c15609b6⋯.jpg (62.22 KB, 917x1186, 917:1186, 1451487527577.jpg)

Tomorrow is monday.


915805 No.245851

File: 57b6e54cc9ad768⋯.mp4 (1013.81 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 1459020092738.mp4)

>>245844

>Dad taking you for a Sunday Drive in the open-top blaring Tubular Bells and/or Dire Straits


fbb35c No.245852

>>245847

good.

that creature is only the favoured cup of tea of those vile 56% mutts


489316 No.245853

why does all confidence evaporate late at night/when tired? I feel like I'll be unable to do anything ever again even though I know it's untrue and tomorrow morning I'll feel fit as a fiddle


fbb35c No.245854

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>245851

>Falling asleep in the afternoon as pa plays Mike Oldfield and Jean Michel Jarre on the hifi

>getting hyped on car journeys listening to ELO and Journey greatest hits albums


829ff8 No.245855

>>245850

Today is Monday. I've got to get out of bed in four hours smh


fbb35c No.245856

>>245853

The night time is more reflective than the day. Those of us who struggle to quieten our minds will be stuck with our thoughts. Listening to your thoughts often creates negative emotions


fbb35c No.245857

>half term

fuckin heck yes

>no job

fuckin heck no


915805 No.245858

File: 89320ceda2f985b⋯.webm (6.18 MB, 360x360, 1:1, TWIIILLIIIIGGGHHT.webm)

File: 5c42b2a885d54d4⋯.jpg (88.72 KB, 945x1500, 63:100, a3bfe28b3e05ae33832024b812….jpg)


b98ec6 No.245859

File: cfc18c7e5b024ee⋯.jpg (29.84 KB, 601x508, 601:508, feels angry.jpg)

>>245855

this is fine


489316 No.245860

>>245857

young boi


fbb35c No.245861

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>245858

Twilight is probably my favourite ELO choon

AHHH THAT BAND WAS SO AHEAD OF THEIR TIME

>>245860

You better believe it old boi

Although I should be out of college at this age but I changed courses so I'm a year behind


fbb35c No.245862

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I stand in the shadows of techno legends

How will I ever compete


829ff8 No.245863

File: 1af5c138876e296⋯.png (44.54 KB, 465x338, 465:338, IMG_1937.PNG)

>>245857

>half term

What is half term?


489316 No.245864

:(


829ff8 No.245865

>>245859

I am become Caffeine.


fbb35c No.245866

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I wish I was the male lead in a romcom tbh


fbb35c No.245867

>>245863

srs?

They're week breaks dispersed around school and college terms. Usually around the half way point.


915805 No.245868

File: ab3cde8bc3ba702⋯.webm (3.22 MB, 480x320, 3:2, where did the years go.webm)


fbb35c No.245869

File: b3b85119a161e5b⋯.jpg (50.08 KB, 564x524, 141:131, a25eb6eb288ffc927e11c14da0….jpg)

>sees thot on insta

ahhhhhh I shouldve bumped that one while I had the chance


489316 No.245870

>>245869

disgusting

*gives myself to based jesus*


fbb35c No.245871

>>245870

now whos the gay one?


829ff8 No.245872

>>245867

I've not had one in eons.


fbb35c No.245873

>>245872

how old areyou lad


489316 No.245874

>>245871

you mr poofter

aahhh forgive me


829ff8 No.245875

>>245868

:-(

>>245873

My college didn't have half-term.


fbb35c No.245876

File: 0399ab19999f8bd⋯.jpg (53.78 KB, 500x740, 25:37, 8be6e43793460de03beee1491a….jpg)


fbb35c No.245877

>>245875

so did you have really long holidays or did you just go to a masochist school?


489316 No.245878

>>245876

*puts my head on her shoulders*


829ff8 No.245879

>>245877

We had reading weeks were you expected to do the work you would be doing in college at home instead.


829ff8 No.245880

>>245879

*where smh


fbb35c No.245881

>>245878

*she farts*

>>245879

public school? smh lad I hope it as worth it


829ff8 No.245882

>>245881

Why would you pay for something that is free?


489316 No.245883


fbb35c No.245884

>>245882

because quality and networking potential? lack of women?

>>245883

inside all women, no matter how pretty, resides a vile poopoo


489316 No.245885

>tfw no mid 20s gf


fbb35c No.245886

>>245885

>tfw no cougar gf


489316 No.245887

>>245886

disgusting tbh

i like 25-30 years olds cos they are more developed but still of childbearing age

young thots are either skinny or fat and short smh

wouldnae mind a 30-40 gf tho


fbb35c No.245888

File: 144f29c0d431763⋯.jpg (81.68 KB, 500x486, 250:243, m.jpg)


fbb35c No.245889

>>245887

I've just been into milfs recently


489316 No.245890

>>245888

nice hair

>>245889

have you shagged any


fbb35c No.245891

>>245890

I havent tbh. I had the opportunity to shag this lasses mum once but I blew it

>tfw father shagged one of his mates mums

Ive got a lot to live up to smh


489316 No.245892

>>245891

You disgust me tbf


fbb35c No.245893

>>245892

top kek lad gosh made us different for a reason


489316 No.245894

>>245893

so i could bully you


fbb35c No.245895

>>245894

I'm not sure I'd call this bullying lass


489316 No.245896

>>245895

I am BULL

bull up


fbb35c No.245897

File: 71eba72d7ed0050⋯.jpg (15.54 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 1-pint-poly-whole-milk.jpg)


915805 No.245898

File: 9fd861bb77bd1e8⋯.webm (3.57 MB, 960x720, 4:3, Mosley - Train 5.webm)

Its that time lads


fbb35c No.245899

>porter roThe Poster Formerly Known As Binson is going to mysteryland

>im not

[sighs]


fbb35c No.245900

>>245898

bed time?


489316 No.245901

>>245899

keeq that filter


915805 No.245902

File: e866cbc4856baa6⋯.webm (5.46 MB, 240x240, 1:1, Kensington Gardens.webm)

>>245900

thats the one


fbb35c No.245903

File: 9acd7b928660c50⋯.jpg (43.55 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 6175-3.jpg)

ANNEPRIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM


fbb35c No.245904

>>245902

Night night m'duckie


fbb35c No.245905

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


489316 No.245906

resisting temptation very difficult


598fc8 No.245907

File: 2a1ab4f63232c29⋯.jpg (154.19 KB, 683x1024, 683:1024, Jewess 489.jpg)


829ff8 No.245908

Good morning.


598fc8 No.245909

File: 00fb6686a86709d⋯.jpg (83.81 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, Jewess 474.jpg)

>>245908

Good morning to you. I'm about to go to bed soon.


598fc8 No.245910

File: 6cd95b67e28df7a⋯.jpg (27.82 KB, 416x594, 208:297, Jewess 425.jpg)

I realized why I like this girl so much. It's because she reminds me of a friend I had in school. She looks just like her, just with a more womanly body. I never had a crush on her, or anything like that until years after I changed schools, though even at the time she was "my type," I just never realized it.


fbb35c No.245911

Yawn tbh

How're we all doin lads?

>>245908

Shmorning shm'lad

>>245910

You should try and get back in contact with her lad

like in the movies


b1c956 No.245912

>>245908

Wtf

>>245911

Morning lad


fbb35c No.245913

File: 611c5c76cf5bc12⋯.jpg (160.32 KB, 500x488, 125:122, po.jpg)

>>245912

anything interesting to report on this fine shmonday shmorn?


b1c956 No.245914

>>245913

Nowt lad

Still on half term?


fbb35c No.245915

File: ca60a5305d87c5c⋯.jpg (40.81 KB, 564x845, 564:845, 307dfd4892b38f39e79800b087….jpg)

>>245914

lad the half term just fukkin STARTED

got a solid week of fuck all. I think I'm gonna watch all my youtube videos and read up on record production or somethin tbh


fbb35c No.245916

File: c30f240ae7fc4de⋯.jpg (30.17 KB, 366x550, 183:275, 3dfa0504c9b01403533eef58cf….jpg)

>snowed everyday for the past week

>none of it settled

:^(


b1c956 No.245917

>>245915

That calls for a solid week of leaning tbh


0ab83f No.245918

File: 40b454057e2c7aa⋯.jpg (102.36 KB, 588x751, 588:751, 40b454057e2c7aa8e99b28d1e7….jpg)

>>245915

>that pic

Looks like some sort of chav BDSM gear what the fuck?


489316 No.245919

you are my sunshine

my only sunshine

my back is killing me but its sunny outside

by head is fucked but i might just decide to go camping today/tomorrow

could hardly sleep


b1c956 No.245920

>>245440

>flexvolt

These things are utter madness, you can run a fucking table saw off batteries, or a kango hammer lmao


b1c956 No.245921

>>245918

Fucking streetwear

For chavs that don't do crimes


b4b5a6 No.245922

>universal credit self employment reporting is literally just

>income

>expenses

>tax/pension etc

unless the interviewer granny later this month asks questions it should be fine to jew with


fbb35c No.245923

File: b55cd495fc909ad⋯.jpg (35.43 KB, 496x745, 496:745, b7b88a242531aa9d5bdeb40a4c….jpg)

I do enjoy a bbit of streetwear tho

>>245917

It does and I'm looking forward to it. I can finally study things I'm actually interested in.

CHA CHING

>>245918

Funny innit? I like collecting pictures of high fashion models in silly poses.

Bet he's a lot less hot than I am rn tho


fbb35c No.245924

File: e0e5c6b5e3314db⋯.jpg (288.42 KB, 653x819, 653:819, 72a795e9-2df6-4faf-96d6-1d….jpg)

More girls should have lashes like this.

if they're gonna use fake lashes they might as well do something cool with them

>makeup

fucking girls I stg


0ab83f No.245925

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Druidcore tbh


0ab83f No.245926

File: 574801571bd1898⋯.jpg (50.13 KB, 480x602, 240:301, 2ac41e316e0b5274e9c60d529d….jpg)

Had such a weird dream last night lad, was in a vineyard, lambs would come up to me and I'd feed them petrol from one of those cans you get. Fucking bizarre


b4b5a6 No.245927

>>245926

>abbolambs

shieeeeeeeeeeeet


fbb35c No.245928

File: e7afdc80e47b332⋯.jpg (125.13 KB, 900x599, 900:599, porter-robinson.jpg)

Modern day equivalent of a bard is a DJ

yea or nae?


fbb35c No.245929

>>245925

Nice lil bit of ambient there

>>245926

Top fucking kek lad have fun interpreting that. Did you eat cheese before bed?


c79151 No.245930

>>245926

Putting the lamb in lambo i guess


0ab83f No.245931

>>245927

>Abbos

>>245928

I guess

>>245929

Kek no lad, maybe there is meaning in it, to start lambing in a month or two I guess


915805 No.245932

File: 318380fc9acb4ae⋯.webm (3.12 MB, 720x540, 4:3, Ginnie.webm)

>Back 2 wurk after 2 weeks off

>There's a new girl sat on my desk

Is this the end lads?


915805 No.245933

File: fedce0ceee9e181⋯.mp4 (534.33 KB, 400x224, 25:14, XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD….mp4)


0ab83f No.245934

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>245931

Forgot vid

>*sheep are going to

fucking browser keeps seizing up smh


fbb35c No.245935

>>245931

Clearly the dream is telling you to get a kit car

>>245932

sexually dominate her or lose your job lad


fbb35c No.245936

File: c5451d04eefeb90⋯.jpg (59.96 KB, 564x1006, 282:503, e2f4e9534b26ce7e4fcd80e42e….jpg)

I love her lads


b1c956 No.245937

>>245926

Oh thats funny


b1c956 No.245938

>>245936

Too much make up


915805 No.245939

>>245936

based mannequins


489316 No.245940

accidentally had a wank again smh


b1c956 No.245941

>>245940

He's Ebenezer Goode

Eezer Goode

Eezer Goode

He's Ebenezer Goode


489316 No.245942

>>245941

I'm Ebenezer Bad


b1c956 No.245943

>>245935

>clearly get a kit car

Its obviously telling him that he should become the next rasputin


573dfb No.245944

>>245936

she looks like a 14 year old caked up in makeup


b1c956 No.245945

Will this thread be less than 36 hours old before we need a new one?


573dfb No.245946

>>245945

perhaps


b1c956 No.245947

>>245942

Dorseezer Brood


489316 No.245948

its the end of the world

>>245944

shrop is a nonce tbh


b1c956 No.245949

Will imperium finally get a goblin/chink hybrid lass?

Tune in at 7 to find out


573dfb No.245950

>>245949

I can dream


b1c956 No.245951

>>245948

Brutal


b1c956 No.245952

>>245950

Dreaming is banned on the premises


489316 No.245953

>>245949

sounds awful


b1c956 No.245954

>>245953

Will Dorset stop mumbling and moaning and go outside? Find out at 7


573dfb No.245955

>>245954

everything's happening at 7 wew


0ab83f No.245956

File: 8495199e44d882f⋯.jpg (175.08 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, noice.jpg)

>>245935

Maybe

>>245937

I even remember thinking 'this can't be good for them'

>>245940

Fuck's sake lad do you have any self control?


489316 No.245957


b1c956 No.245958

>>245955

Primetime on /newbrit/ street


0ab83f No.245959

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

b1c956 No.245960

>>245956

Unless they were Lambourghinis


c97f5e No.245961

>>245912

>wtf

?


fbb35c No.245962

>>245944

>>245939

>>245938

She's a perfect bimbo. So long as she's 16 Then we can make it work

>>245940

Sometimes I too wank. When I do so I do at the very least do it deliberately.


b1c956 No.245963

>>245961

Were you at morning mass or something


b4b5a6 No.245964

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

You lads want to do a co-op RPG/wargame style board game set in a high fantasy colonial 16th century?


0ab83f No.245965

>>245960

Kek, nah lad there was one that loved the stuff, even came back for seconds smh


0ab83f No.245966

>>245964

Would it be the warhammer fantasy universe by any chance?


c97f5e No.245967

>>245963

There isn't church on a Monday lad. I normally wake up at five o'clock in the morning.


c97f5e No.245968

>>245964

So long as there aren't elves in it.


fbb35c No.245969

File: 5301bdd91ba60c6⋯.png (781.14 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, Peach-PNG-Image.png)


b1c956 No.245970

>>245967

Do you shit the bed or something? Why so early? Don't lasses need their beauty sleep?


b1c956 No.245971

>>245968

What an odd requirement


489316 No.245972

just


489316 No.245973

probably wanked from the spices I ate yesterday tbqh

I was doing fine before then, no sexual desire whatsoever

smh


b1c956 No.245974

>>245972

Justin Timberlake


b4b5a6 No.245975

>>245966

>>245968

regular 16th century but lads go to a new world, literally, where magic and religion are real

I tried to do it a few times before;

>>>/qu/6868

the "sequel" on /quests/ was deleted, but it was similar except the players were 16th century Despotate Serbians and were going to go up against modern Turkey or somthing iirc


b1c956 No.245976

>>245973

What the heck. Are spices aphrodisiac?


fbb35c No.245977

>>245973

I think it's just because you've altered your brain chemistry or something


b1c956 No.245978

>>245977

Literally like a crackhead


489316 No.245979

>>245976

I think so

Isn't chilli a big one?

>>245977

UNFUCK MY SHIT

>>245975

hmmm


c97f5e No.245980

>>245970

>do you sh*t the bed or something?

No

>why so early?

Early bird catches the worm. I can have lie ins once I'm in Heaven.

>don't lasses need their beauty sleep?

I wouldn't know nothing about lasses lad.

>>245975

>where religion is real

Some religions in this world are real though? Sounds interesting though.


0ab83f No.245981

>>245975

> religion are real

Freudian slip there lad

>>245978

More like dickhead tbh


489316 No.245982

>>245980

How can I be as moral as you?


fbb35c No.245983

>>245978

>People tell teenagers that porn is safe and good

>all lads I know wank, sometimes multiple times a day

A nation of crackheads tbh. And porn is a pretty shitty drug as they go too smgdh

>>245979

DW lad I'm sure Jesus will save you if you just pray hard enough :^)


fbb35c No.245984

>>245982

You could start by going to church on sundays


489316 No.245985

>>245983

don't know how normies can cope with wanking several times a day

maybe they are desensitised and feel nothing

thank you jews


fbb35c No.245986

>>245985

Pretty easy when you don't know any better. Also we're talking about teenagers so ya kno

I've hit some high numbers back in my day


489316 No.245987

>>245986

yes, I used to masturbate every day several times but now it's every 3 or so but it still fucks me

>ywn be taught the harmful effects of porn at school when you were a young boii

tbh its sickening

got a sore throat


598fc8 No.245988

>>245911

I found her facebook account a while ago, but it seems to be not used much. She's pretty cute now. I don't know how I'd get in contact though, being as I don't live near her.


fbb35c No.245989

File: 88b728ace0fee96⋯.jpg (92.08 KB, 564x704, 141:176, 7f2796f7c547a7847921a900fd….jpg)

>>245987

>sickening

That it is. Thankfully most of us were gifted with free will so we can rise above the environment we were raise in.


b4b5a6 No.245990

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I wrote a conclusion to the Irish campaign for the beginning to the Serbian one

you can see I liked chinkies back then too smh

https://pastebin.com/gp8RCWQ0


fbb35c No.245991

File: 006bbab6086dcf0⋯.jpg (56.87 KB, 564x846, 2:3, 2751ddac276c3d6000de2768e3….jpg)

>>245988

Hire a PI to follow her for a couple of weeks. Once you know where she goes and watch she does "bump into her" at her favourite coffee shop or w/e.

Alternatively you could message her on a social media and see what happens.

Double alternatively meet a thot at a club and make her wear a face print out of your mate


489316 No.245992

>>245989

>free will

y-yeah h-hah


fbb35c No.245993

>>245991

Fucking beauty of a jacket that

>>245992

You need to nurture it with discipline and watch it grow lad, it's just that you've neglected it for so long that you feel as though it isn't there. Or if you don't then you can at least be happy knowing that you're fulfilling some sort of universal purpose


b4b5a6 No.245994

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

some of the Serbian Campaign survived too

https://pastebin.com/ruBWGrNN

if I recall correctly I just stopped updating it because of the fucking memers spinning le serb shite out of control and also doing MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCES about a faggot priest or something


598fc8 No.245995

File: d9a042a4d66acda⋯.webm (447.34 KB, 406x720, 203:360, Jewess 468.webm)

>>245991

I hadn't thought of using the dick, but I had thought a lot about stalking her for a bit. I can get a bit obsessive over some things, and she had a bit of my attention for a time.

Directly messaging her seems too forward. I'm sure she's a thot by now, even though I wouldn't imagine it from her character.

Please, lad. Don't get me hooked on her, I'm happy with my j.ewess images.


489316 No.245996

>>245993

o-one day


fbb35c No.245997

Fucking love wearing minimal clothes in the great outdoors tbh. I shouldve been born a nudist

>>245994

>>245990

This is a lot of reading lad crikey

>>245995

>Prefers stalking to DMing

You walk a wayward path my son

But indeed best to not get obsessed with people that don't exist. The word limerence comes to mind but I forget hat it means

>>245996

It's very much a today or never type of thing tbh.

QUICK LAD

PROVE TO YOURSELF THAT YOU HAVE IT BY GOING INTO YOUR GARDEN, TAKING A SHOE OFF AND TOUCHING THE MUD BARE FOOT


b1c956 No.245998


b1c956 No.245999

Druids


b1c956 No.246000

Again


fbb35c No.246001

>>245998

What lad


489316 No.246002

>>245997

cant do fuck all

*drops deaad*


b1c956 No.246003

File: c1ce51730d031ed⋯.jpg (73.89 KB, 600x739, 600:739, critical-sensi-star-harves….jpg)

Got some sensi star in and its stupidly big and stinky

Its dry but sticky as heck

And check this plant out, that's like £1500 on one fucking plant in one cycle


b1c956 No.246004

>>246001

Just wtf in general


598fc8 No.246005

>>245997

If I just message her I'd then be in the pot, like a frog, with the heat rising. I wouldn't know it, but I'm going to die if things don't turn out for me. It's good to stack the deck a bit, so if I look into her a bit I will be able to tell if it's safe. If she has no bf, or even if she does I can pursue a non-romantic relationship, I can "bump" into her again.


fbb35c No.246006

>>246002

Well lad like I say, even if you're just a pawn in the grand scheme then at least you know you're doing something.

>>246003

Didn't know people grew sticky icky that fine in this country tbh

>>246004

top kek lad I'm having a gf. That being said DMing the broad and touching mud was perfectly good advice


fbb35c No.246007

>>246006

>gf

I either meant that or gaff. YOU decide


fbb35c No.246008

>>246005

Yeah but that's just a bit fucking weird lad. And it never works out when they do that in rom coms.

Furthermore she's not gonna be perfect like you've envisioned and when it doesn't work out it'd be better had you just attempted to court her like a man


489316 No.246009

it will be better in heaven


0357e8 No.246010

File: 73ba812aaa1dccc⋯.jpg (212.97 KB, 1064x1064, 1:1, 1496098890377.jpg)

Stay in your containment board


489316 No.246011

>>246010

what are you on about?


fbb35c No.246012

File: 3dd3fc69d890ff9⋯.jpg (62.45 KB, 570x344, 285:172, air-jordan-v-vanilla-ice-0….jpg)


fbb35c No.246013

>>246009

sure it will lad :^)


062c56 No.246014

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>this pops up in my recommended

What's going on. Is this real life?


598fc8 No.246015

>>246008

All of that is just moralfagging in the most normie tier imaginable. I didn't say I was going to stalk her, the opposite was said. I'm just making the case for that instead of playing russian roulette with an old friend.


598fc8 No.246016

>>246010

I thought this was the containment board


fbb35c No.246017

>>246015

>moralfagging

Top kek lad not likely

When you play with a stacked deck you never learn how to play without one. A lad who wants to actually meet a decent girl needs to be able to talk to them person to person. Thems are just the breaks.

Besides games of chance are always more fun when the risk is higher smh


598fc8 No.246018

File: 3e02be7717231bf⋯.jpg (178.36 KB, 1067x1444, 1067:1444, Jewess 457.jpg)

>>246017

>When you play with a stacked deck you never learn how to play without one

lame excuse

>A lad who wants to actually meet a decent girl needs to be able to talk to them person to person

or show up with a nice fuckin car and offer her a ride. yeah, no. I know how these "decent girls" get down, lad. I'd rather look into her.

>games of chance are always more fun when the risk is higher smh

It's not a game though, it's your life. I'd rather not.


fbb35c No.246019

>>246018

>I am boring

>I am gay

>I'm not prepared to take chances in the modern world despite nothing mattering

This is what I got from that


598fc8 No.246020

>>246019

That may explain my being here on /newbrit/ with you then :^)


fbb35c No.246021

>>246020

Newbrit is a collection of interesting characters lad. It's a good place to be.

I wholeheartedly disregard that you would think that those attributes apply to anyone here, especially myself, simply by merit of them posting here.


b1c956 No.246022

>>246010

What the fuck are you going to do about it


b1c956 No.246023

>>246021

This

Shame hes a foreigner or he could see that IRL


489316 No.246024

File: c43d45813efa422⋯.jpg (24.04 KB, 740x90, 74:9, dorse.jpg)

>mercia still thinks its me posting in /brit/ right now

he is a mega mong of the highest levels


598fc8 No.246025

File: 73870a7b25c1f80⋯.jpg (222.52 KB, 344x738, 172:369, Jewess 439.jpg)

>>246021

>>246023

cool it hotheads

you made that very assumption about me, i just turned it around on you


fbb35c No.246026

>>246023

He may one day.

When I do my 'round the world van tour I'll stop by his house and T P it

>>246025

I made no assumption lad, I inferred it from your stanky ass post


598fc8 No.246027

>>246026

>i made no assumption

>i inferred it

smh, tbh fam.


598fc8 No.246028

File: 009fa17de1a3ffb⋯.gif (1.35 MB, 346x261, 346:261, 549.gif)

>getting this buttmad from your own shitpost


0708fe No.246029

>>246024

Ill jump in when they make a new thread, can't have 2 full threads open or my phone commits harikari


fbb35c No.246030

File: 71eba72d7ed0050⋯.jpg (15.54 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 1-pint-poly-whole-milk.jpg)

>>246027

not the same thing. smh tbh


fbb35c No.246031

File: 71eba72d7ed0050⋯.jpg (15.54 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 1-pint-poly-whole-milk.jpg)


0708fe No.246032

>>246025

Tbh no assumption was made


fbb35c No.246033

>>246029

I'm doing a little bit of posting myself. What's the idea just shitpost?


fbb35c No.246034

File: 71eba72d7ed0050⋯.jpg (15.54 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 1-pint-poly-whole-milk.jpg)

I'LL SAY IT AGAIN


598fc8 No.246035


0708fe No.246036

>>246033

No, post constructively but in defense of /newbrit/ tbh

everybody here seems to be there under different flags anyway, except wess and suff


489316 No.246037

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

woah…. woah!


0708fe No.246038

>>246035

Nuh uh


0708fe No.246039

>>246037

Liking the redhead


598fc8 No.246040

File: 5028aff5564ec15⋯.jpg (64.36 KB, 406x480, 203:240, 246.jpg)


fbb35c No.246041

File: 0a99423f1778763⋯.jpg (25.03 KB, 564x564, 1:1, 02baf3d71d1711adf96dba9009….jpg)

File: 829bd7be0f92437⋯.jpg (21.38 KB, 361x361, 1:1, 9bed13673da20088883eff0b8d….jpg)

File: e2dd88b47abe228⋯.jpg (12.23 KB, 314x400, 157:200, 4196c893fc78ec22e841e41baa….jpg)

File: c594144d8f1d0d6⋯.jpg (43.92 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 3620229_500_A.jpg)


489316 No.246042

genuinely worry about shrops fashion sense


0708fe No.246043

>>246040

I know you are but what am i


fbb35c No.246044

>>246036

Oh so just defend newbrit when it's mentioned?


0708fe No.246045

>>246042

He's alright IRL, needs more functional clothing though smh


598fc8 No.246046

File: ae5bf88e95c5c98⋯.png (288.81 KB, 500x490, 50:49, 323.png)

>>246043

smugged on, kiddo


fbb35c No.246047

File: 69d9bbaf1f8aa14⋯.png (544.45 KB, 699x852, 233:284, ;jbn.PNG)

>>246042

AVANT

GARDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


0708fe No.246048

>>246044

Yeah

Can't be banned when the flag is at (50) in most threads lmao


0708fe No.246049

>>246046

You're a poo head


489316 No.246050

just want an irl oneitis tbh


598fc8 No.246051

>>246044

We're all shitposters here, and every one of us is better than you.


0708fe No.246052

>>246050

Go outside then


598fc8 No.246053

File: 15d19465d0dada6⋯.jpg (29.29 KB, 400x400, 1:1, ccyyQoUZ_400x400.jpg)

forgot image


489316 No.246054

>>246052

but i wanked today


fbb35c No.246055

>>246045

I'll get some fatigues and tough shirts at some point. at that same point I will also buy a lot of goofy shrop fashion as well tbh

>>246048

>(50)

Phew I'll wait until next thread to apply flag then. Herts'd be proud smh

>>246050

Oneitis is gay and unhealthy lad. What you want is a fiery ginger lass who's good with banter but likes getting roughed up in the bedroom


0708fe No.246056

>>246051

Except you


489316 No.246057

>>246055

your degeneracy never ceases to shock me boy


598fc8 No.246058

>>246056

i know you are but what am i?


0708fe No.246059

>>246055

Swap the flag and ip out every 20 or so posts looks like more lads are in the thread for gchq to wonder about


0708fe No.246060

>>246058

I'm rubber you're glue


b4b5a6 No.246061

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

FRESH ROMABOO


489316 No.246062

>>246060

I'm piss you're poo


598fc8 No.246063


0708fe No.246064

>>246054

You need vit d lad go outside and recharge

>>246055

Buy some boots and sturdy non skinny Levis fam


fbb35c No.246065

File: c2e481c85dfed2e⋯.png (813.7 KB, 592x511, 592:511, TGO BTFO.PNG)

>>246051

Sure you are lad

You're a big boy whos gonna change the world. Me? Pfff forget about it

HAHA jokes

youre a *mug*

>>246057

I'm just a product of my environment lad :^)

Oneitis is shit tho. It's a mindset based on the idea that the lass is better than you

GAYYYYYYYY

>>246059

>switching IP

Yikes lad idk about that. I'll have to fix my VPN if I do


0708fe No.246066

>>246062

Reported


fbb35c No.246067

File: 15b8044d799b089⋯.jpg (18.72 KB, 236x314, 118:157, WARRIOR.jpg)

>>246064

>non skinny

you mean like slim fit r-right??


0708fe No.246068

>>246067

Boot cut or straight at minimum smh


489316 No.246069

>>246065

is that your bf?


0708fe No.246070

>>246069

He's a 10


598fc8 No.246071

File: 98bfee063f6dcec⋯.png (358.93 KB, 569x551, 569:551, 459.png)

>>246065

all of this stemmed from this shitpost >>246020 a simple sentence that caused an autistic fit from you.

look, there is even a 'le shibost meme faec' at the end of it.

I'm afraid you've been bamboozled. It's time you've come to realize it.


fbb35c No.246072

>>246068

*cries*

I guess I can just tuck them into the boots anyway…

kek I'll have to buy some new leather ones. I have some boots but they're not steel toe.

>>246069

No it's me when I went to the gathering?


fbb35c No.246073

File: abed816068cc08e⋯.jpg (67.31 KB, 393x500, 393:500, magic casting while NUTing….jpg)

>>246071

Top kek lad stop sperging out you're making a fool of yourself


598fc8 No.246074

File: a7455e5a7c8fd50⋯.jpg (65.94 KB, 1242x546, 207:91, yihbgyj2gyez.jpg)

>>246073

I'm quite pleased, actually. It's just that I'm persistent and patient. You've been the one defending the honour of m'lady (/newbrit/)


0708fe No.246075

>>246074

You look like a prize cunt fam don't kid yourself


489316 No.246076

this little light of mine

I'm gonna let it shine


0708fe No.246077

>>246076

Hey Jude

Don't let me down


598fc8 No.246078

File: 96bdb74163458ab⋯.jpg (37.64 KB, 374x374, 1:1, 709.jpg)

>>246075

You two have been the spergs here, don't kid yourself.


598fc8 No.246079

File: 04b94b712157c8b⋯.jpg (75.03 KB, 756x719, 756:719, 523.jpg)

How long is this going to go on?


fbb35c No.246080

File: e00605f8205d445⋯.jpg (1 MB, 1772x1266, 886:633, old af druid.jpg)

>>246074

Top kek lad I called you gay and boring and all you've done since is go into hyper-defensive shitpost mode

Y I K E R Z

Dw lad, we won't hold it against you


fbb35c No.246081

>>246079

I have all day but it's your bed time lassie


0708fe No.246082

>>246078

Sure thing

>>246079

How long is what going to go on?


598fc8 No.246083

>>246080

I'm not mad at that, lad. If I were so preterbed by that why would I give you just that short shitpost?

You, on the otherhand, have been a wellspring of sperg. Just look who's taking this more seriously, I see this as starting with the >>246020 post, but you see it as >>246019 . You can try to set it up as that, but when we look at the responses we have given each other it's clear to see you're the sperg.


0ab83f No.246084

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Damn I missed this song


598fc8 No.246085

>>246082

Almost an hour


489316 No.246086

>when you forget lyrics of some cool song you thought up

smh


0708fe No.246087

>>246083

He deconstructed your post, which is to be expected

You claimed something about how we must all be the same

I commented on it and got dragged in

You started the insults

Sort yourself out boyo


598fc8 No.246088

>>246087

>You claimed something about how we must all be the same

It was a shitpost you fucking autist

>You started the insults

Read over the thread you twat


fbb35c No.246089

File: 200b7401bd22529⋯.jpg (366.76 KB, 454x680, 227:340, happy smoking druid2.jpg)

>>246083

>I'm not mad at all

>Writes a long post

>Uses links for evidence

Lad

Cmon


fbb35c No.246090

I'm currently

HOWLING

as alberto would say


ac6822 No.246091

File: c2ea8e451015d91⋯.jpg (19.83 KB, 291x387, 97:129, 1427381953650.jpg)

Yo Yo Daddio

>>246083

Just give up lass, he got you


0708fe No.246092

>>246088

I'm literally not involved in that convo I was making a comment as I do

I just told you what it looked like to me

And you throw the insults again

I'm telling your mum


fbb35c No.246093

>>246091

Top of the mornin to ya laddie

How's it fare?


598fc8 No.246094

>>246089

I did warn you, lad. I'm not wrong until you prove me wrong. Pointing out how persistent I am doesn't give you a win.

>>246091

explain


598fc8 No.246095

>>246092

>I wasn't involved in the first place so it doesn't matter that I was wrong

I also just started with the insults, other than sperg


ac6822 No.246096

>>246093

Pretty nicely lass, THis one lassy is flirting with me and im gonna try to pull the moves on her this wednesday. Oh and i got a job. At a kabab shop.

>>246094

nah canny be arsed lass


fbb35c No.246097

>>246094

Lad I'm just here posting as I do and you're LITERALLY popping your top

I appreciate that you're trying to win some sort of 'troll off' in your head or w/e but we've both got better things to be doing rn :^)


ac6822 No.246098

>>246093

How're you?


7ec3a1 No.246099

File: 26485fd59d23c72⋯.png (707.34 KB, 770x512, 385:256, ClipboardImage.png)

>>245828

> reebok instapumps

shoes? Had the same ones for years tbh.

>>245840

hate that shit, lad. It ruins everything. It's like burning your tongue on the first bite of din dins smh


0708fe No.246100

>>246095

Is that how you read that? Lmao

>>246091

Hullo m9


598fc8 No.246101

>>246096

Then don't weigh in

>>246097

I'm only as persistent as the other guy. You've been with me this whole way and you can't deny that. I'm only pushing now, because you're trying to disregard all the evidence.


0708fe No.246102

>>246101

He'll do as he pleases dickhead


598fc8 No.246103

>>246102

As will I, bud


0708fe No.246104

>>246103

I'm not your bud, hombre


fbb35c No.246105

>>246096

>Flirty lass

O hell fucking yes lad. How do you know her?

>Job

Nice lad you're a step ahead of me

>Kebab shop

Oh no lad. Don't eat anything they give you and never make eye contact

>>246098

Pretty good. Half term started so I can cool down about hating college slightly now. Might even do some work if they're lucky.

Mostly I'm just gonna focus on learning music, starting meditating again and possibly doing a bit of celtic studies.

and prolly some pills kekaroo

>>246099

You had those shoes??? You absolute beast tbh

>nose burn

Thank god someone else gets it. It's been really intense recently and fucking withmy sneezes smh

>>246101

Look at my posts then look at yours. Clearly someone cares a little more than the next guy


b4b5a6 No.246106

File: 7dd53feb085ef78⋯.png (16.13 KB, 464x373, 464:373, lmao.png)

don't even know what's going on tbh


7ec3a1 No.246107

>>246105

>You had those shoes??? You absolute beast tbh

No I didn't mean to imply that i am gay. I wouldn't want to be seen wearing something like that smh


489316 No.246108

*tries to forget that women exist*


fbb35c No.246109

>>246107

FUCK you


fbb35c No.246110

File: bc3bd430f5c792b⋯.jpg (280.33 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, a77e98786ab1042c313216fe52….jpg)


7ec3a1 No.246111

File: 0a8d8d7f47b1fd0⋯.png (200.27 KB, 600x679, 600:679, ClipboardImage.png)


489316 No.246112

>>246110

*batters you*


0708fe No.246113

>>246106

Nothing i just like kicking off


598fc8 No.246114

>>246105

I said persistent, and it doesn't matter how hard someone is pressing an issue. That doesn't determine anything. I haven't reacted poorly to someone insulting me or anything like that while being on /newbrit/, I'm just making things clear.


fbb35c No.246115

>>246114

Well good for you champ you've made it /clear/ for all of us !


7ec3a1 No.246116

File: 628171d4f2cd86d⋯.jpg (77.18 KB, 606x629, 606:629, Virginia.jpg)


598fc8 No.246117

>>246115

You've just gone into denial


0708fe No.246118

Hit the block and

Fill your pockets making crack sales


fbb35c No.246119

File: 71eba72d7ed0050⋯.jpg (15.54 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 1-pint-poly-whole-milk.jpg)


0708fe No.246120

>>246114

Understood lad


489316 No.246121

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JESUS SAVE ME


c97f5e No.246122

>>246119

/greentopisbesttop/


0708fe No.246123

>>246122

NO blue for drinking one pint, and tea, green for cereal and coffee


0ab83f No.246124

>>246122

>Drinking semi-skimmed

You vile wretch


489316 No.246125

>>246122

all milk is bad

apart from a good lass wife's


fbb35c No.246126

Can someone explain to me for what good reason ANYONE drinks anything other than full fat on the regular and gold top on special occasions?


b4b5a6 No.246127

>246122

PRISON MILK

I'd like to try gold top but organic blue is the best I can get


0708fe No.246128

>>246126

Can down a litre if green top in summer without feeling sick

Also stays colder longer


489316 No.246129

hate people who always say "are you alright?" when saying hello


0708fe No.246130

>>246129

I say alright mate instead of hello

Fight me


489316 No.246131

>>246130

but are you genuinely interested in the mate being alright? will you fix his problems if he says no?


fbb35c No.246132

>>246128

Fair. But I'd puke after a litre no matter what tbh

>>246129

>"yes mate. you?"

>"right as rain mate. cya later"

>"fucking A lad." *peace signs*


0ab83f No.246133

>>246126

>Gold top

>special occasions

It's only £1.10 for a litre smh


489316 No.246134

anotherr week rolls on by


fbb35c No.246135

>>246133

Yeah but the co op dont sell it


0ab83f No.246136


fbb35c No.246138

File: 9eb227edfef621b⋯.jpg (83.23 KB, 564x761, 564:761, 2bffc4cd365a63173877ea6e06….jpg)

>>246134

>The week

They see me rollin

They Hatin


0708fe No.246139

>>246131

Absolutely, its an opening to tell me you aren't alright and need some pipe hitting niggers

>>246132

Smh


489316 No.246140

every thing

will be okay

in a few more

weary days


0708fe No.246141

>>246138

Tryna catch me ridin durty

>>246137

Where are the Jews in this?


598fc8 No.246142

File: 06aa474655e4e76⋯.jpg (108.17 KB, 872x1024, 109:128, Jewess 441.jpg)

>>246141

my file folder


0708fe No.246143

>>246140

Are you up for working with me in all seriousness

I'm booking the job tomorrow


0708fe No.246144

>>246142

Touche

Somethingelse can you make a thread please babe


598fc8 No.246145

>>246141

i was gunna make an innocent shitposter genocided thinggy with that, but i just posted that since too much effort


489316 No.246146

>>246143

idk when tbh

i must get a phone before I do anything

guess I'll become a hobo


0708fe No.246147

>>246146

Middle of next week? Whatever's easiest for you

Don't mind if you say no lad, I need to book someone though


0708fe No.246148

Don't want longprim to have to drive here


489316 No.246149

>>246147

probably wont have a phone by then so no tbh smh


fbb35c No.246150

So is anyone else gonna do the thread cus I will but fucking tell me now


b4b5a6 No.246151

>>246149

lad just buy one from tescos for a tenner ffs


0708fe No.246152

>>246149

No worries I'll beg supreme leader


fbb35c No.246153

>>246147

I will if you have access to a private jet


489316 No.246154

>>246151

didn't know you could do that


0708fe No.246155

>>246154

I've got a burner Alcatel smartphone that cost £30 with a tenner credit


0708fe No.246156

>>246153

2 days £100+£20 towards trainfare


489316 No.246157

is spring here?


0708fe No.246158

Offers open to somethingelse too


68ec34 No.246159

>thought my PSU was knackered for months

>was actually just a loose connection between the on button on my case and the mobo

I'm actually retarded


0708fe No.246160

Or a half ounce of chronic


489316 No.246162

>>246156

>tfw trains are so expensive


0708fe No.246163

>>246162

Could pick you up from pompey


fbb35c No.246164


90f0bf No.246850

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