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Just what you need to make you feel better

File: 8f5b04100a199d5⋯.webm (5.98 MB, 960x540, 16:9, 433.webm)

915805 No.245440


Jobsite Table Saw Showdown 2018

>With 5 great competitors in the running some of the rating really comes down to splitting hairs but that’s what we do.

>The big elephant in the room is the SawStop as it’s the only one on the market with “Flesh Detecting” technology


Dewalt Tool at World of Concrete 2018

>Dewalt is really going after the concrete market with several new products aimed at silica dust collection

>As well as expanding their Flexvolt cordless offering with some heavy duty tools that can now outperform their corded counter parts


Review: Dewalt 20V Max Brushless Chainsaw, and How I Was Wrong About it

>I had intended on buying this saw because I needed a chainsaw for some yard work and really didn’t feel like spending the time trying to diagnose why my gas chainsaw was having issues


New Hitachi Cordless Pin Nailer

>Hitachi has come out with a new 18V 23-gauge pin nailer, NP18DSAL, capable of driving in pins up to 1-3/8″ long


7d20ee No.245443

File: 15ffb82efb7e339⋯.png (1.13 MB, 837x1024, 837:1024, 15ffb82efb7e339e5261a90ddc….png)

915805 No.245444


pork chops

b4b5a6 No.245445

File: 8a9d671d742b5f6⋯.png (342.8 KB, 800x851, 800:851, druidscrestscotladbrit.png)

fba27b No.245446


GOOD links

fba27b No.245447


Fuck off you nonce

7d20ee No.245448

File: 742a589b09907ee⋯.jpg (426.45 KB, 2560x1920, 4:3, qt.jpg)

I'd do anything to go back in time a few years

7d20ee No.245449


don#t act like ye wouldnt

b4b5a6 No.245450

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>flesh detecting technology

fba27b No.245451


Would you trade your bollocks for it?

7d20ee No.245452


nah tbh

fba27b No.245453


When she was of legal age I might consider it

But probably not

fba27b No.245454


Don't want it that bad then clearly

7d20ee No.245455


nobody said anything about sex

915805 No.245456

File: 8bdaf194d8ab051⋯.png (6.54 KB, 646x720, 323:360, 1b96c7b8cf80ed90ab2a7b407b….png)


>be serial killer

>get the latest tools for your dungeon

>go to cut up a body for disposal


>saw doesnt work\

>get caught

b4b5a6 No.245458

File: 9d53e081be33901⋯.png (413.95 KB, 646x720, 323:360, wojakmindset2.png)

File: 32d3b0bd7c3815c⋯.png (94.37 KB, 536x657, 536:657, gourdo2.png)


>jahans thwarted at last

c79151 No.245459


>tfw have to bid on expensive vintage cutting instruments because regulations made everything flesh detecting

I hate being a serial killer in 2028

915805 No.245460


someone ought to complain

fba27b No.245461


Marriage fam, quit your dirty thoughts

fba27b No.245462

c79151 No.245463


Fucking PC gone mad. Back in the old days I could carve up any prostitute at any truck stop with any old saw or axe but now they all bzz and make an alarm noise and I just have to bash the victims over the head with the handle and make a run for it.

7d20ee No.245464

File: ac6c551011ed1f7⋯.jpg (305.95 KB, 857x1200, 857:1200, yummyy.jpg)


of course

I want to marry a lass

>tfw slept in and didnot go to church


fba27b No.245465


Quality post

915805 No.245466



915805 No.245467

What's like the no.1 druid anthem?

b4b5a6 No.245468

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officially, this

de38bf No.245469

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fba27b No.245470

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Maybe this

b4b5a6 No.245471

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and I really like this one for the whole vanno-brythonic side of things even tho it's wigger rap or smth

fba27b No.245472


My djing secret weapon


7d20ee No.245473

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>ywn fucc her

fba27b No.245474


Do not want

7d20ee No.245475


have a few more pints then keeq

de38bf No.245476


Deciding on spoons because I won't have human contact today otherwise

fba27b No.245477


Solid plan

b4b5a6 No.245478

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fba27b No.245479

File: f312988605109d5⋯.jpg (114.16 KB, 1199x792, 109:72, 78ez33j3ghf01.jpg)

7d20ee No.245480

macaroni cheese and mackerel does NOT work


fba27b No.245481

7d20ee No.245482


Thought it would work but it doesn't.

fba27b No.245483


Is fish and dairy a standard thing?

Sounds wierd

7d20ee No.245484


just fuck my stomach up

*tries to figure out best time to go camping*

b4b5a6 No.245485


I didn't this time because muh health but cheese goes well with tuna pasta tbqh

not melted, just grated or tiny chunks

7d20ee No.245486

*falls back asleep*

7d20ee No.245487

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ahhh i dreamt about her and cuddled her smh

fba27b No.245488


See a prostitute lad ffs

7d20ee No.245489


none of them will ever be half as good looking as her

fba27b No.245490


You're such a soppy cunt

7d20ee No.245491


yes smh

0ab83f No.245492

>Coming down with another cold


fba27b No.245493


Get on the ginseng and a mega dose of vitamin c

fbb35c No.245494



a.k.a a can of monster and a potato

fba27b No.245495


No but yeah kind of

Needs to be ginseng complex not cheap yank extract

And by megadose I mean 2l of tropical smoothie

fba27b No.245496

File: acd964fe4c04747⋯.jpg (140.72 KB, 1200x1800, 2:3, a2d54tvlehf01.jpg)

Do I pass lads

fbb35c No.245497

>reads up about EDC

>reads that EDC is cancelled indefinitely


What EDM festival, or music festival in general should ol shrop pop his festival cherry with lads?


>2l of tropical smoothie

holy fucking HECK YES

Where do you even get ginseng in this country tho? It's like a china town thing no?


O M G you're a queen!

fba27b No.245498

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Boom town without a doubt

fba27b No.245499


Holland and Barrett do a few non junk ones

fba27b No.245500

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I went to this one

fbb35c No.245501

File: 4cc44e8d873b637⋯.jpg (5.05 KB, 276x183, 92:61, download.jpg)


>the first song

>dark room with lasers

SOLD to the man with the light up trainers


it's only a shame they have alarms in there now :^(

fba27b No.245502


DONT shoplift

fbb35c No.245503

File: e05cd61b3a34abe⋯.png (1.56 MB, 1024x768, 4:3, cc36a430-9b6d-0131-345a-36….png)

Only question is lads

Do I start barney posting

fba27b No.245504


fbb35c No.245505


I would never lad

but think of all those poor lads with colds who spent their last fiver on the grand mac

fba27b No.245506


Better off asking the homeless to do it and giving them money for heroin

fba27b No.245507

Ooooooowooooo I'm a rebel just for crack now

fbb35c No.245508

File: 67b9e27b5903914⋯.jpg (42.28 KB, 674x450, 337:225, 203234-674x450-shiftinggea….jpg)



b4b5a6 No.245509

File: 8d50819b0f6b5b1⋯.png (1003.54 KB, 775x710, 155:142, ClipboardImage.png)

fba27b No.245510

File: 9967e05b25a0727⋯.jpg (86.55 KB, 1078x719, 1078:719, man-with-joint.jpg)



7d20ee No.245511



c79151 No.245512




this t b h

fba27b No.245513

fbb35c No.245514

File: 06980724bd678dc⋯.jpg (59.16 KB, 500x497, 500:497, large.jpg)



fba27b No.245515


Piff indeed

fbb35c No.245516

File: 1883670893d9338⋯.jpg (41.27 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)


True. Smh he prolly doesn't like me since me mate accidentally kicked over his copper cup


Did you lads ever hear about his podcast where he mentioned ethical childporn?



ahhhhhh but why lads

b4b5a6 No.245517

File: bac722d6feb87c5⋯.webm (2.96 MB, 636x360, 53:30, murrca110whiternip.webm)


based white nationalist horseshoe

>child porn

>no child porn

intelligent smart zone for high IQ creaturas

>ethical child porn

fba27b No.245518


When I was about 14 we were in Brighton and a lad we were with thought he was clever by putting a 2p into the collection hat of a street performer and taking a £2 coin so we layed into him, nicked his shoes and socks and ditched him on the beach

7d20ee No.245519

Where do I go lads?

fba27b No.245520



7d20ee No.245521


I was going to ask you

How do you piss and shit if you don't have a toilet in your van[I presume]?

fba27b No.245522


Got a caravan toilet only accessible from the back right door, but normally use pub or shop facilities

7d20ee No.245523


sounds grim tbh

fbb35c No.245524

File: 31dbd4eee9d2a38⋯.jpg (23.54 KB, 546x513, 182:171, Barney-stinson-true-story.jpg)


>New study links paedophilia and high IQ

Are we on the wrong side of history lads?


Top kek that sounds about right

>barefoot through Brighton

You'd learn a lesson after that yikerz


For what purpose?

915805 No.245525


just do reading like everyone else kek

7d20ee No.245526


I want to be a hobo

fba27b No.245527


Never been on a caravan holiday? Its fine tbh, im used to being out and about.


Its well over a mile and a half to the station from blackrock on the beach lmao

b98ec6 No.245528

File: d1651c8c3c7bed2⋯.png (68.4 KB, 750x892, 375:446, Scot posters.png)

Jockland beating Frogland in the sportsball, lads.

915805 No.245529

File: fbaac72eb337da3⋯.jpg (114.34 KB, 667x1438, 667:1438, Defecating_into_a_pit_(sch….jpg)

fba27b No.245530


In sports I prefer jocks to frogs

7d20ee No.245531


I guess it's not too bad

after I go camping do you lads want to meet somewhere

need a job far away so I can run away from mummy tbh



fba27b No.245532


Lmao just have to park directly over a drain and aim carefully

fba27b No.245533


If you can lift 25kg above your head you can come and work with me the week after next fam

fba27b No.245534

And yeah you're welcome to come to Sussex for a night on the lash

7d20ee No.245535


smh that's a tiny bit too much I could easily lift 15-20 tho

train me

fba27b No.245536


20 will do

Got 2 days probably Wednesday and Thursday

Can give you £100 cash for it

fbb35c No.245537

>standard ticket price for big festivals




>+wacky outfits

>+the immense amount of drugs you'll be purchasing/having pre-purchased

Man these places can be pricey


I'll have been to them all eventually, but we can't be typical for our first. shit's gotta be special, yanno dawg?


then anywhere works right? Prolly should move to america tho. warmer climate and cheaper food.


Smh I walked about that on tarmac and my feet were blitz for like 3 weeks kek

fba27b No.245538



Fuck yeah lad but its so worth it

Haven't heard of any free parties up your way lately smh


Oh yeah kek forgot that

fbb35c No.245539

>parents offered me tickets to local music festival back when I was 16-17 as bday present

>prolly went with videogames instead

What a fool I was smh

b98ec6 No.245540

File: 5c78930af045445⋯.jpg (210.98 KB, 800x600, 4:3, Scottish.jpg)


Yeah anybody but the French tbh, unless they're playing England of course

>two penalties up

7d20ee No.245541


what exactly is the job? where can I sleep droogie can I bring a tent?


being a normie has its costs tbh

being a lonely NEET is the opposite smh

fba27b No.245542


Smh I went to guilfest when I was 11 with my mum, was hooked on bug speakers ever since


In west Sussex, fitting a canopy, like wess did with me. He stayed in a tent on the hill near me for 3 days and was fine, I grew "tomato's" up there safely kek. I'd ask longprim but he goes to college in the week

fba27b No.245543



Or the back of the small van, wess got on fine and is a big lad

915805 No.245544

File: 8881c68d8f94b84⋯.jpg (1.08 MB, 4288x3216, 4:3, Metal Tent.jpg)

fbb35c No.245545

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>worth it

I'll say. Boomtown sounds insane from the little reading on it I just did. I'll prolly have it done by next year at the latest.

>no free parties

smh what are all these cunts doing

have you ever been up here for a party?


Shrop's sportball support tier:


-Never Scotland or France

-Tactically Italy sometimes


>being a normie has its costs

you can say that again lad smgdh. 'ss worth it tho ;^)

fba27b No.245546


U kno it

fba27b No.245547


Yeah its epic lad

Been to a brummy party and another iirc but not for years, normally hear about stuff but a few party lines have gone quiet as I haven't been in a while

915805 No.245548

File: d521151a43683b4⋯.jpg (22.93 KB, 424x417, 424:417, 1377891272535.jpg)

>nearly went to boomtown 2015 but went to reading instead

At least Plebtallica were good

fba27b No.245549



b98ec6 No.245550


>even Dorset is being recruited into Muscular Paganism

goodlad, a DMT-assisted spirit journey might be what you need

7d20ee No.245551


sounds alri

*tries to figure out a way to fib to mummy about what I be doing*

fba27b No.245552


Lmao no free trips tbh


Its there if you want it lad, let me know

fba27b No.245553

File: 7a0f01563b7af8f⋯.png (4.16 KB, 100x100, 1:1, a3bd63c2511ecfefa877cebb4f….png)


fbb35c No.245554


>that plucky hippy festival was where vanlad's legacy of ultraviolence all got started


I think I know a few lads who are into free parties. I'll have to ask them in the summer



fbb35c No.245555


fba27b No.245556


GOOD post

fbb35c No.245557


off for dibnner I go

b4b5a6 No.245558

File: 8126e8ff21c7f51⋯.png (268.61 KB, 713x433, 713:433, dibnahchamber.png)





b98ec6 No.245559


Build us a new machine, lad.

7d20ee No.245560


soon lad

guess I'll sort some bank and other stuff out before then

fba27b No.245561


Kek pretty much, first time I heard ragga dnb

And yeah ask tbh, they aren't a secret if you aren't a dickhead, but be prepared to be given a fake location first then have to get an expensive taxi to the real spot, never know with second hand party line numbers.

7d20ee No.245562

o shit I need a phone too keeq

fba27b No.245563


Might help

fba27b No.245564


What do you think I'm doing

915805 No.245565


EDM Amish best ideology

915805 No.245566

File: 2ca5ac3bba9310e⋯.jpg (92.68 KB, 626x943, 626:943, Fred Dibnah BUF.JPG)

fba27b No.245567


That's a fucking great description lad I'm nicking it

b4b5a6 No.245568

File: 2ad43c38157f0e3⋯.png (221.65 KB, 360x362, 180:181, moskeek.png)


really nice

fba27b No.245569


Do you think dorse is a spy

If not then relay him my number on dickscord when he gets a phone please

b4b5a6 No.245570

dorset you want to meetup before your working to verify?


all signs point to probably not

will do

fba27b No.245571

7d20ee No.245572



not this week, week after, depending on when I get a phone, hopefully this week

0ab83f No.245573


>If not then relay him my number on dickscord when he gets a phone please

Thanks for reminding me to harass you

915805 No.245574

File: a2d2e3376e48e40⋯.webm (1.6 MB, 720x540, 4:3, Drifting When Your Amish ….webm)

7d20ee No.245575


unironically want a horse and buggy tbh

b4b5a6 No.245576

File: f830ddffc779a71⋯.png (12.86 KB, 400x300, 4:3, andyswazis.png)


that's great lad kek

0ab83f No.245577

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fba27b No.245578


Lmao okay okay

0ab83f No.245579

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0ab83f No.245580

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7d20ee No.245581

tired as foke

fba27b No.245582


Huff some jenkem

7d20ee No.245583


38ca78 No.245584


fba27b No.245585


Is nice

7d20ee No.245586


I wouldn't know

fba27b No.245587


See a hooker

7d20ee No.245588

a5bab8 No.245589

Do we have a Bongo Bongo Land or something I could join lads?

915805 No.245590

File: b670782f8a6b19c⋯.jpg (386.8 KB, 1194x1600, 597:800, Government Agent 1.jpg)

fba27b No.245591


Friday ad back pages



fba27b No.245592

Is that your face in the /brit/ thread

fba27b No.245593



7d20ee No.245594


>Friday ad back pages

>tfw too dumb to understand what this means

c79151 No.245595


whose face?

fba27b No.245596


Dorse get friday ad

Dorse open it on the page that's titled romance or escort or some shit

Phone them don't text them

7d20ee No.245597


whats friday ad

fba27b No.245598



7d20ee No.245599

fba27b No.245600

fba27b No.245601


Someone was on about you being doxxed

7d20ee No.245602


I think that's monarch or one of the other disc0rd faggots tbh

e30479 No.245603

File: 08e495c92dc1d24⋯.png (611.02 KB, 489x1080, 163:360, 1516926286900.png)



b98ec6 No.245604

File: 7e428093aed61d8⋯.png (7.89 KB, 273x62, 273:62, pembs discord.png)


This tbh

fba27b No.245605


Stick it up your arse lad

b98ec6 No.245606

File: 107b333d4d515be⋯.jpg (314.44 KB, 1200x630, 40:21, Tantalus.jpg)

>eat dinner

>feel full but don't feel satisfied


7d20ee No.245607


only ate a couple of cans of tuna tbh smh

b98ec6 No.245608


Tuna and sweetcorn on toast is a top lunch

0ab83f No.245609


Tuna and sweetcorn in pasta bake is even better

7d20ee No.245610


trying to avoid the devilish grain tbh

b98ec6 No.245611


Wheat did nothing wrong, he's a good boy.

38ca78 No.245612

File: 03d0b54d2f21d19⋯.jpg (139.48 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 03d0b54d2f21d19123b6fe037d….jpg)

7d20ee No.245613

>someone posts a dick pic on /brit/ with a (1] with a dorset flag

>I get perma banned


doesnt help that mercia is a fucking retard

38ca78 No.245614


>being surprised that a jamaican is fucking retarded

915805 No.245615


>I didn't post my pilly willy on brit i swear!

7d20ee No.245616

c-can someone post and tell them its not me

fbb35c No.245617


then they'd just ban us for being newbrit tho

d7b44b No.245618

File: f9c8bc969cb5de7⋯.jpg (142.26 KB, 640x640, 1:1, LQHJyEf.jpg)



I told you there'd be consequences

38ca78 No.245619

File: 3bb79391d8559bb⋯.jpg (93.77 KB, 1080x809, 1080:809, 3bb79391d8559bbd07b5820517….jpg)

beautiful wives tbqh

7d20ee No.245620

File: 742a589b09907ee⋯.jpg (426.45 KB, 2560x1920, 4:3, qt.jpg)



wonder what kat dennings armpit looks liike

7d20ee No.245621

vanlad how often will you offer work? providing that I dont suck

fba27b No.245622


Can't promise anything at all lad, it changes so often

0ab83f No.245623

File: e2b92e56f170069⋯.png (194.23 KB, 1266x484, 633:242, sa.PNG)


489316 No.245624


smh lad

it wont just be for one day at a time tho right? aahhh

fba27b No.245625


Normally 2 days at a time, I get longprim to come if its one day

Don't make plans based on me giving you work, unless you're doing what wess does with business funding

489316 No.245626



just might be a bit annoying travelling to and fro for a couple of days tbh

*becomes an immigrant*

829ff8 No.245627


You got any work that isn't in the far reaches?

c79151 No.245628


the great betrayal.

c79151 No.245629


it's true tbh

489316 No.245630

File: c80acfed8131280⋯.jpg (102.06 KB, 705x705, 1:1, w.jpg)


fba27b No.245631


You're surrey right? Are you inside or outside the m25?

b4b5a6 No.245632

File: 69aa80f1f71125c⋯.png (899.84 KB, 898x790, 449:395, 2smartgalaxy.png)

>cornwall is actually caithness but uses the cornwall flag because we don't have caithness here

829ff8 No.245633


>you're Surrey right


>are you inside or outside the M25

Surrey only exists outside of the M25. Everything inside the M25 is London.

fbb35c No.245634

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fba27b No.245635

489316 No.245636

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489316 No.245637

>disc0rd shit up /brit/ and blame it on /newbrit/


38ca78 No.245638

File: 1acb78a512ccaa4⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 94.31 KB, 960x1439, 960:1439, 1acb78a512ccaa46e7ac96ed2a….jpg)

489316 No.245639

fba27b No.245640


Fight the good fight lad

b4b5a6 No.245641

could go for a pastry rn tbh

maybe I could mix some flour, water and honey together and make shit biscuits

fba27b No.245642


Who are you lad I dont recognise the flag

489316 No.245643

i hate the internet so much

b4b5a6 No.245644

wait why am I caw

b4b5a6 No.245645

File: f0d35e73609b027⋯.png (122.29 KB, 750x1000, 3:4, tardjak22.png)

oh, because I was looking for caithness in the flags earlier

fba27b No.245646

b98ec6 No.245647

File: eb23049b25975f7⋯.png (716.92 KB, 575x767, 575:767, fuck white people.png)

*blocks your path*

489316 No.245648


i really like this wojak tbh

915805 No.245649

File: 1f339fe219400da⋯.jpg (59.49 KB, 488x639, 488:639, top kek 6.jpg)

489316 No.245650

38ca78 No.245651

489316 No.245652

gettin really pissed off tbh

>play with backing track or along with listening to something


>playing just on my own

>get bombarding with depression wanting to kms from me thinking i'm shit

smh might just go to the jam night tho it'll be full of old blokes whoh might btfo me

fba27b No.245653


Just go and play lad

489316 No.245654


i want to smash my guitars over ratface thots head

fba27b No.245655


Don't let your dreams be dreams

b4b5a6 No.245656

>vanlad is spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gables, Searchlight Magazine)

kek lad I thought you were allowed to post normally over there now

fba27b No.245657


It's much more fun this way

489316 No.245658


The worst thing is that they my actual dreams.

489316 No.245659

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unironically based tbh

fba27b No.245660

>even the mods can't tell

489316 No.245661


he's a massive mong

He couldn't tell I was dorset unless I specifically posted so

couldn't even tell it was westie either

489316 No.245662

>tfw no elderly homeless guitar man to take me under his wing and teach me everything

fbb35c No.245663

>also can't tell

fbb35c No.245664


bit gay lad

489316 No.245665


This is /newbrit/ lad

829ff8 No.245666



eaa0ff No.245667

File: 3eb6aa25e52eff6⋯.jpg (148.02 KB, 634x855, 634:855, 1471712803695.jpg)

Were there new rare ginnies or have I been mislead?

489316 No.245668

>look at comments

>see a comment made by me when i was drunk and had no idea i made it


38ca78 No.245669


fuck off tbqh

489316 No.245670


kill yourself

829ff8 No.245671

File: 0ef45375abea140⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 1.5 MB, 640x640, 1:1, Ginnie Whistle Song.webm)


here you go lad

489316 No.245672

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what a fucking piece of shit slag i wanna beat her up

fbb35c No.245673

>can now tell

915805 No.245674

File: f1bf756f829e420⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 843.51 KB, 540x540, 1:1, Ginnie whistle song 1.webm)


wew where did you get that from

489316 No.245675

i want to lick her feet and armpits

829ff8 No.245676


>can now tell

Can now tell what?


>wew where did you get that from

My Ginnie folder

489316 No.245677





eaa0ff No.245678

File: 25f129dac117fb5⋯.jpg (70.77 KB, 1199x873, 1199:873, DVCY1rrWkAAr3ip.jpg)

Were there actually new ginnies? There were deleted posts in /brit/

give me the truth


fba27b No.245679


That you're supreme leadera female persona

38ca78 No.245680

File: 83518d0beb23aaf⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.29 MB, 1000x1000, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

ask someone with alzheimer's anything

489316 No.245681

File: ac6c551011ed1f7⋯.jpg (305.95 KB, 857x1200, 857:1200, yummyy.jpg)




fba27b No.245682


What's that deary?

eaa0ff No.245683

File: 44acbb8449c56b4⋯.png (6.17 KB, 362x358, 181:179, 2a4f4d8d60766680265ddbc542….png)

829ff8 No.245684


>that you're supreme leadera female persona

What do you mean by this? I'm not impersonating someone else I'm somethingelse

489316 No.245685

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Fuck off. You have posts of ZERO value.

fba27b No.245686

829ff8 No.245687

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You know how it is lad.

explain what you meant though please :-)

915805 No.245688


>explain what you meant

Lass confirmed

fba27b No.245689


Some made up lore about how you got your name

489316 No.245690

breathe and feet be stinkee

489316 No.245691

would love to lick a sweaty lasses feet

0837a6 No.245692

File: 017bdd05ac8d567⋯.png (53.25 KB, 403x448, 403:448, 1509014772329.png)

*posts a jew*


b98ec6 No.245693


I don't miss this meme

489316 No.245694


want a medal?

829ff8 No.245695

>>245688 (sieg heil)

>lass confirmed



>some made up lore

I like stories. Tell me it please.

489316 No.245696



fba27b No.245697


Anneprim said to himself oneday:

Shall I post as anneprim today, or something else

Thus you were formed



829ff8 No.245698

File: 20ebb661e4d1b8a⋯.png (2.36 KB, 244x226, 122:113, 1348764844816.png)

144e9a No.245699

File: d2ee441408ce59f⋯.png (84.37 KB, 3617x2533, 3617:2533, 12718325961278651088israel….png)

fba27b No.245700


How big are your milkers

b98ec6 No.245701

File: 1a059d063cc127d⋯.gif (1.16 MB, 320x192, 5:3, 1392405842470.gif)

>clock stops

>take it down to change the battery

>starts working again before I can do anything

You better not be trying to fuck with me

489316 No.245702

>tfw never taught fingerpicking

getting the hang of it now tbh

fba27b No.245703


Greatest ally

38ca78 No.245704

File: 2c2c3fdae4d0d44⋯.jpg (175.17 KB, 900x1350, 2:3, 2c2c3fdae4d0d44c77d68a5ebc….jpg)

b98ec6 No.245705

tbh I'd probably acknowledge Israel and the Jews as our greatest ally if I had a Goblin concubine with really big knockers and a fertile womb hint hint gchq

144e9a No.245706

38ca78 No.245707


this tbqh

fba27b No.245708


Shaking it probably improved the connections

fba27b No.245709


Meh there's worse things that could happen, sign me up

489316 No.245710

File: 742a589b09907ee⋯.jpg (426.45 KB, 2560x1920, 4:3, qt.jpg)


good to see this meme catching on

144e9a No.245711

File: d2f01f90f811068⋯.png (360.74 KB, 1080x1365, 72:91, IMG_20180211_212807.png)


829ff8 No.245712

File: 9c72b3d5fb30122⋯.jpg (104.83 KB, 675x600, 9:8, IMG_1936.JPG)




38ca78 No.245713

File: 04d788c57c802e0⋯.jpg (74.89 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 04d788c57c802e0945063cd452….jpg)

489316 No.245714


she looks like a rat and a pig

b98ec6 No.245715


top vev

c79151 No.245716


newbrit has deepest lore

fba27b No.245717


Get your tits out

489316 No.245718

praise the lord

915805 No.245719


They're posting at the same time


fba27b No.245720


489316 No.245721


fba27b No.245722

>nearly 300 posts ITT already


b98ec6 No.245723


Yeah but with huge tits.

489316 No.245724



i remember soem lass at college had the biggest tits ive ever seen in my life

bigger than imaginable


like a triple z

b4b5a6 No.245725

File: fe383f93abe0641⋯.png (27.87 KB, 300x250, 6:5, don't1.png)

>mumsy spends nearly an hour on the phone berating me and bigging up this autist job guy

>blahy blah blah interested in coming down and having a chat at the pub blahy bleh


well lads it looks like wess is gonna have another misadventure in pursuit of free beer

fba27b No.245726


489316 No.245727


I worry about meeting you

b4b5a6 No.245728


same lad

best to just get it over with, got a date yet?

38ca78 No.245729

File: 4ed5d26602ce5ca⋯.jpg (90.25 KB, 700x894, 350:447, 4ed5d26602ce5ca4eeb15ef261….jpg)


489316 No.245730


No when is good for you

after 18th

b4b5a6 No.245731


any time is good for me lad

earlier the better smh

489316 No.245732


weekday or weekend?

fba27b No.245733

b4b5a6 No.245734


any time

489316 No.245735

at least it wont go as bad as meeting adam wallace


in yeovil?

b4b5a6 No.245736


yeah or another station relatively close by, maybe further toward you if you want. don't know any stations down your way though.

I have to go by bus to Castle Cary, then train to wherever

915805 No.245737

File: 5cf43a3977817c9⋯.webm (1.35 MB, 960x480, 2:1, Dwm 2018-02-11 21-38-09-0….webm)

one and the same

c79151 No.245738


top kek lad

fba27b No.245739

489316 No.245740


yeovils the only place other than dorchester that has anything other than a train station lmao

38ca78 No.245741

b4b5a6 No.245742


well memed


yeovil it must be then

dorchester pushes my prices up much further

489316 No.245743


dorchester is a gay place anyway so that's fine by me laddo

think i might have to walk a few minutes to get to yeovil from the station but thats alright

fba27b No.245744

almost (100)

489316 No.245745


>1/3 of thread

b4b5a6 No.245746


Pen Mill is fine lad, like ten minutes, I'll meet you there and we'll go for lunch and a pint or something. just need a date then

fba27b No.245747



489316 No.245748

File: 81c876af34b368a⋯.jpg (5.83 KB, 249x250, 249:250, swetti peppi.jpg)


ye pen mill

don't want to organise anything concrete until I get a phone tbh

so around 19th-24th

b4b5a6 No.245749

File: d44a9adb69584c8⋯.png (564.35 KB, 680x680, 1:1, sanictribes.png)


alright then lad, go fast though

no time to lose

489316 No.245750


*prepares myself for mummy asking loads of questions*

what do lad

b4b5a6 No.245751

File: 7c16c32d98f84a6⋯.png (16.51 KB, 302x537, 302:537, businesspepedruid.png)


business meeting

also board game autism friend

fba27b No.245752


Sing her Jesus walks by kanye west

"I'll be gone till November I got packs to move"

489316 No.245753




I'll beat her up if she dares question me

b4b5a6 No.245754

File: 60a8dc2caf0d5c2⋯.png (41.07 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, dorsetgoespunting.png)

489316 No.245755


*sails up the river frome and sacks dorchester and then retreats to my fortress on brownsea island*

fba27b No.245756

We ain't going nowhere but got suits and cases

Trunk full of coke

Rental car from Avis

My momma used to say only Jesus can save us

Well momma

I know I act a fool

But I'll be gone til November

I got packs to move

I hope

Jesus walks

Yeezy posting is enjoyable

7ec3a1 No.245757

New Ginnies?

fba27b No.245758


Yeah you missed them

489316 No.245759


well well well

look who it is

c79151 No.245760


Only for newbrit premium posters

7ec3a1 No.245761


I have money to pay for a subscription, lad


certainly you saved them and are willing to share them?


It's traitor

7ec3a1 No.245762


7ec3a1 No.245763


489316 No.245764



38ca78 No.245765

7ec3a1 No.245766

File: c556b5c2655f5e7⋯.png (20.83 KB, 419x395, 419:395, 8c07bd2f3aa2ed12f65aa3f5e4….png)

>it's fine you don't have to post if you don't feel like it

>but schnow you all hate schmee

c79151 No.245767


you can only unlock them by leveling up your post count.

7ec3a1 No.245768


I can buy a bot

489316 No.245769



say this one more time fucker i dare you

38ca78 No.245770

File: 7d22517c8944c4e⋯.jpg (58.33 KB, 540x617, 540:617, 7d22517c8944c4eecbee337c40….jpg)

fba27b No.245771



What longprim said

489316 No.245772

my fucking legs jesus

7ec3a1 No.245773

spend all my days working and watchin e-celebs these days smh

7ec3a1 No.245774

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489316 No.245775


are you making £££ though?

7ec3a1 No.245776


Yeah.Going to buy my own mansion and have a little /newbrit/ doghouse next to it

fba27b No.245777

fba27b No.245778


Cheeky fucker

489316 No.245779


just want a comfy cabin tbh

7ec3a1 No.245780


Why not build your own, lad?

489316 No.245781


i need land lad

and money for materials

915805 No.245782

File: 09d8249a13b9be3⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 136.81 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, Lewd 4 2.jpg)


Alright lad, look I'll be nice.

Here's the topless Ginnie. Oh I hope you've got regular-postcount-mode activated, otherwise idk, the picture might show up differently, or have some errors idk

7ec3a1 No.245783


Build one on top of a van

489316 No.245784



tbh wouldnt mind a van but would be hard to raise a fam in it

7ec3a1 No.245785


>you can see the bottom of her bra

i am gay

Nice try, bully

fbb35c No.245786


living the dream there mlady

fba27b No.245787



On the back of a pick up

489316 No.245788


we know you're gay

915805 No.245789



It's waist lace, clearly beneath her tits. Ooh, is some of the pic blocked out for you?

fbb35c No.245790


youre a few steps off from having a fam to raise lad

7ec3a1 No.245791


smh I have the original

>no fresh Ginnies


489316 No.245792


soon as i meet a lass I'm going to cum inside her lad

fbb35c No.245793


thats still 9 months minimum til birth

even then it doesn't need much space until its 2 or even 3

915805 No.245794

File: b0e465449de0593⋯.jpg (25.85 KB, 600x450, 4:3, 1464645237130-1.jpg)

fba27b No.245795



Going to bed now

915805 No.245796

File: 095b5cd3efca877⋯.jpg (80.78 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, DSC00281.jpg)

S O Y 'ed

7ec3a1 No.245797



there are no rares anymore

b98ec6 No.245798

File: 7d7cdd5e2a0be18⋯.png (102.81 KB, 1343x448, 1343:448, St Samson.png)

Maybe life as a hermit isn't so bad?

915805 No.245799

File: e6a3f3bd68e7752⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 88.03 KB, 530x720, 53:72, Nude.jpg)

7ec3a1 No.245800


*bans you*

fbb35c No.245801

File: 602c81bd3e65c99⋯.jpg (38.55 KB, 469x750, 469:750, 4cb9e0db9d362022eee90b0985….jpg)


nice job lad. sleep tight

829ff8 No.245802

fbb35c No.245803

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I want an indie gf tbh

c79151 No.245804


>he doesn't have access to the ginniechan

smh tbh lad.

829ff8 No.245805

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>indie gf

Contemporary good boy music for me tbh

489316 No.245806


>I want a gf

fbb35c No.245807


Funky choon tbh

>good boy anything

no thank you lad bad boy music yes please


Gfs are a waste of time if they're not cooled themed gfs.

otherwise it's better to hook up w/ random thots and then leave in the night :^)

489316 No.245808


I'm a virgin

fbb35c No.245809


What do you expect if you dont put yourself out there

prozzies are cheap as well

there are no excuses

829ff8 No.245810

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>funky choon tbh

You know what else if funky? Christ's love for you.

>bad boy music yes please

This bad boy enough lad?


>I'm a virgin

Good lad.

fbb35c No.245811

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Gus Dapperton has some fucking sikk dance moves around the halfway mark

One of my favourite songs I've heard recently tbh, really helped this lad out when his brain was serotonin deprived

489316 No.245812


I've had my chances

*prepares the rope*

fbb35c No.245813


>christ's love

that nigga can keep his gay ass hands off of me unless he wants a smack


uhhhhhhhh I mean can it be a bit less gay?


Everyone has had chances tbh. 'Ss why achievements are a much better measure of what a lads capable of

You should go clubbing if you think youre so handsome. Even the most awkward lads find the odd girl throwing themselves at them from time to time

489316 No.245814


*punches you repeatedly*

b98ec6 No.245815

>tries a different emulator

>it runs fast

Based closed source Nipponese programming

fbb35c No.245816

File: 1106286f2d89389⋯.jpg (66.85 KB, 564x846, 2:3, 41bcab865100c06be5149cc7a3….jpg)


there there my boy, i'm here for you…

it's been lonely hasn't it?

829ff8 No.245817

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>that nigga can keep His gay hands off of me unless he wants a smack

Sounds as if you need a smack lad. *turns the other cheek*

>uhhhhhhhh I mean can it be a bit less gay?

What's "bad boy music" then lad?

>everyone has had chances tbh

Not everyone lad.

>'Ss why achievements are a much better measure of what a lads capable of

What a rubbish measurement tbh. A better measurement is how long you and you are wife are married for, how many children you have with her, and how hard you work to provide for them.

489316 No.245818


So is Jesus


fbb35c No.245819

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>turns cheek

*smacks that cheek as well*

haha what you gonna do now christCUCK

>bad boy music

THIS is bad boy music lad. try not to piss your panties

>not everyone

sure they have. it's always more so a matter of whether they notice they had opportunities than whether or not they were there. In this worl' of ours, every day is full of opportunity that we squander.

>rubbish measurements

hose are achievements tho no?

frankly the best ones are # of girls you shagged and # of sound cloud followers

829ff8 No.245820

File: c8d29864afab8a0⋯.jpg (20.05 KB, 270x263, 270:263, yesBOI.jpg)

7ec3a1 No.245821

*goes to work*

829ff8 No.245822


Didn't realise Hamtaro had a singing carrer :'-)

829ff8 No.245823


829ff8 No.245824


>*goes to work*

Would've thought you'd be content with your thirty pieces lad.

38ca78 No.245825

File: 36d5e5ddf6282b5⋯.png (307.75 KB, 1200x833, 1200:833, ClipboardImage.png)


829ff8 No.245826


It's just an old World War the Second bomb lad.

829ff8 No.245827

File: 5a82860fcdd4576⋯.jpg (116.97 KB, 548x695, 548:695, BOMBA.jpg)

fbb35c No.245828


have fun mlady

keep on saving so you can buy those reebok instapumps that you always wanted


youve been missing out lad

489316 No.245829

*forces you to play an instrument with me*

fbb35c No.245830


*brings a synthesiser*

fbb35c No.245831

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this band is shit

I kind of like them tho

829ff8 No.245832

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>you've been missing out lad

Hardly when I've been jamming to this.

044551 No.245833

File: 3209d5dcc307ca8⋯.png (121.71 KB, 480x360, 4:3, ClipboardImage(101).png)

>no Goblin gf to gas with my potent farts under the covers

fbb35c No.245834

File: 3b6b6d0ebf082a2⋯.jpg (206.41 KB, 2000x2000, 1:1, BS6001_01.jpg)

I fucking love them so much

489316 No.245835


I think you might be a bit gay

044551 No.245836

File: f5be40181296ea8⋯.jpg (4.85 KB, 224x225, 224:225, bonding.jpg)



They've got holes in them…

915805 No.245837



fbb35c No.245838

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decent choon there lad

but it's not quite boogie boogie bam bam dance now is it


I have the fashion sense of a gay man

but the love of boobies and fannys of a hetero dude

I'm unstopabble


It's a feature lad

fbb35c No.245839

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>starts thinking of mike oldfield

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it takes me back to my childhood

fbb35c No.245840

File: 77e7f5bf4071e60⋯.jpg (51.56 KB, 700x700, 1:1, 1471001289597-1.jpg)

>Inner nostril burns for he 5th time today

Smh lad quit that shit

489316 No.245841

*tries to content myself with can of mushy peas and sweetcorn*

915805 No.245842

File: 1b48bc1dafefe28⋯.webm (1 MB, 480x480, 1:1, TUBULAR.webm)



fbb35c No.245843

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fbb35c No.245844

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489316 No.245845



489316 No.245846




b98ec6 No.245847


Not my cup of tea tbh

b98ec6 No.245848

File: df106840e1ffef8⋯.png (573.02 KB, 742x404, 371:202, 1415127058426.png)

489316 No.245849


delete this

b98ec6 No.245850

File: 4cf3059c15609b6⋯.jpg (62.22 KB, 917x1186, 917:1186, 1451487527577.jpg)

Tomorrow is monday.

915805 No.245851

File: 57b6e54cc9ad768⋯.mp4 (1013.81 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 1459020092738.mp4)


>Dad taking you for a Sunday Drive in the open-top blaring Tubular Bells and/or Dire Straits

fbb35c No.245852



that creature is only the favoured cup of tea of those vile 56% mutts

489316 No.245853

why does all confidence evaporate late at night/when tired? I feel like I'll be unable to do anything ever again even though I know it's untrue and tomorrow morning I'll feel fit as a fiddle

fbb35c No.245854

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>Falling asleep in the afternoon as pa plays Mike Oldfield and Jean Michel Jarre on the hifi

>getting hyped on car journeys listening to ELO and Journey greatest hits albums

829ff8 No.245855


Today is Monday. I've got to get out of bed in four hours smh

fbb35c No.245856


The night time is more reflective than the day. Those of us who struggle to quieten our minds will be stuck with our thoughts. Listening to your thoughts often creates negative emotions

fbb35c No.245857

>half term

fuckin heck yes

>no job

fuckin heck no

915805 No.245858

File: 89320ceda2f985b⋯.webm (6.18 MB, 360x360, 1:1, TWIIILLIIIIGGGHHT.webm)

File: 5c42b2a885d54d4⋯.jpg (88.72 KB, 945x1500, 63:100, a3bfe28b3e05ae33832024b812….jpg)

b98ec6 No.245859

File: cfc18c7e5b024ee⋯.jpg (29.84 KB, 601x508, 601:508, feels angry.jpg)


this is fine

489316 No.245860


young boi

fbb35c No.245861

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Twilight is probably my favourite ELO choon



You better believe it old boi

Although I should be out of college at this age but I changed courses so I'm a year behind

fbb35c No.245862

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I stand in the shadows of techno legends

How will I ever compete

829ff8 No.245863

File: 1af5c138876e296⋯.png (44.54 KB, 465x338, 465:338, IMG_1937.PNG)


>half term

What is half term?

489316 No.245864


829ff8 No.245865


I am become Caffeine.

fbb35c No.245866

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I wish I was the male lead in a romcom tbh

fbb35c No.245867



They're week breaks dispersed around school and college terms. Usually around the half way point.

915805 No.245868

File: ab3cde8bc3ba702⋯.webm (3.22 MB, 480x320, 3:2, where did the years go.webm)

fbb35c No.245869

File: b3b85119a161e5b⋯.jpg (50.08 KB, 564x524, 141:131, a25eb6eb288ffc927e11c14da0….jpg)

>sees thot on insta

ahhhhhh I shouldve bumped that one while I had the chance

489316 No.245870



*gives myself to based jesus*

fbb35c No.245871


now whos the gay one?

829ff8 No.245872


I've not had one in eons.

fbb35c No.245873


how old areyou lad

489316 No.245874


you mr poofter

aahhh forgive me

829ff8 No.245875




My college didn't have half-term.

fbb35c No.245876

File: 0399ab19999f8bd⋯.jpg (53.78 KB, 500x740, 25:37, 8be6e43793460de03beee1491a….jpg)

fbb35c No.245877


so did you have really long holidays or did you just go to a masochist school?

489316 No.245878


*puts my head on her shoulders*

829ff8 No.245879


We had reading weeks were you expected to do the work you would be doing in college at home instead.

829ff8 No.245880


*where smh

fbb35c No.245881


*she farts*


public school? smh lad I hope it as worth it

829ff8 No.245882


Why would you pay for something that is free?

489316 No.245883

fbb35c No.245884


because quality and networking potential? lack of women?


inside all women, no matter how pretty, resides a vile poopoo

489316 No.245885

>tfw no mid 20s gf

fbb35c No.245886


>tfw no cougar gf

489316 No.245887


disgusting tbh

i like 25-30 years olds cos they are more developed but still of childbearing age

young thots are either skinny or fat and short smh

wouldnae mind a 30-40 gf tho

fbb35c No.245888

File: 144f29c0d431763⋯.jpg (81.68 KB, 500x486, 250:243, m.jpg)

fbb35c No.245889


I've just been into milfs recently

489316 No.245890


nice hair


have you shagged any

fbb35c No.245891


I havent tbh. I had the opportunity to shag this lasses mum once but I blew it

>tfw father shagged one of his mates mums

Ive got a lot to live up to smh

489316 No.245892


You disgust me tbf

fbb35c No.245893


top kek lad gosh made us different for a reason

489316 No.245894


so i could bully you

fbb35c No.245895


I'm not sure I'd call this bullying lass

489316 No.245896



bull up

fbb35c No.245897

File: 71eba72d7ed0050⋯.jpg (15.54 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 1-pint-poly-whole-milk.jpg)

915805 No.245898

File: 9fd861bb77bd1e8⋯.webm (3.57 MB, 960x720, 4:3, Mosley - Train 5.webm)

Its that time lads

fbb35c No.245899

>porter roThe Poster Formerly Known As Binson is going to mysteryland

>im not


fbb35c No.245900


bed time?

489316 No.245901


keeq that filter

915805 No.245902

File: e866cbc4856baa6⋯.webm (5.46 MB, 240x240, 1:1, Kensington Gardens.webm)


thats the one

fbb35c No.245903

File: 9acd7b928660c50⋯.jpg (43.55 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 6175-3.jpg)


fbb35c No.245904


Night night m'duckie

fbb35c No.245905

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

489316 No.245906

resisting temptation very difficult

598fc8 No.245907

File: 2a1ab4f63232c29⋯.jpg (154.19 KB, 683x1024, 683:1024, Jewess 489.jpg)

829ff8 No.245908

Good morning.

598fc8 No.245909

File: 00fb6686a86709d⋯.jpg (83.81 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, Jewess 474.jpg)


Good morning to you. I'm about to go to bed soon.

598fc8 No.245910

File: 6cd95b67e28df7a⋯.jpg (27.82 KB, 416x594, 208:297, Jewess 425.jpg)

I realized why I like this girl so much. It's because she reminds me of a friend I had in school. She looks just like her, just with a more womanly body. I never had a crush on her, or anything like that until years after I changed schools, though even at the time she was "my type," I just never realized it.

fbb35c No.245911

Yawn tbh

How're we all doin lads?


Shmorning shm'lad


You should try and get back in contact with her lad

like in the movies

b1c956 No.245912




Morning lad

fbb35c No.245913

File: 611c5c76cf5bc12⋯.jpg (160.32 KB, 500x488, 125:122, po.jpg)


anything interesting to report on this fine shmonday shmorn?

b1c956 No.245914


Nowt lad

Still on half term?

fbb35c No.245915

File: ca60a5305d87c5c⋯.jpg (40.81 KB, 564x845, 564:845, 307dfd4892b38f39e79800b087….jpg)


lad the half term just fukkin STARTED

got a solid week of fuck all. I think I'm gonna watch all my youtube videos and read up on record production or somethin tbh

fbb35c No.245916

File: c30f240ae7fc4de⋯.jpg (30.17 KB, 366x550, 183:275, 3dfa0504c9b01403533eef58cf….jpg)

>snowed everyday for the past week

>none of it settled


b1c956 No.245917


That calls for a solid week of leaning tbh

0ab83f No.245918

File: 40b454057e2c7aa⋯.jpg (102.36 KB, 588x751, 588:751, 40b454057e2c7aa8e99b28d1e7….jpg)


>that pic

Looks like some sort of chav BDSM gear what the fuck?

489316 No.245919

you are my sunshine

my only sunshine

my back is killing me but its sunny outside

by head is fucked but i might just decide to go camping today/tomorrow

could hardly sleep

b1c956 No.245920



These things are utter madness, you can run a fucking table saw off batteries, or a kango hammer lmao

b1c956 No.245921


Fucking streetwear

For chavs that don't do crimes

b4b5a6 No.245922

>universal credit self employment reporting is literally just



>tax/pension etc

unless the interviewer granny later this month asks questions it should be fine to jew with

fbb35c No.245923

File: b55cd495fc909ad⋯.jpg (35.43 KB, 496x745, 496:745, b7b88a242531aa9d5bdeb40a4c….jpg)

I do enjoy a bbit of streetwear tho


It does and I'm looking forward to it. I can finally study things I'm actually interested in.



Funny innit? I like collecting pictures of high fashion models in silly poses.

Bet he's a lot less hot than I am rn tho

fbb35c No.245924

File: e0e5c6b5e3314db⋯.jpg (288.42 KB, 653x819, 653:819, 72a795e9-2df6-4faf-96d6-1d….jpg)

More girls should have lashes like this.

if they're gonna use fake lashes they might as well do something cool with them


fucking girls I stg

0ab83f No.245925

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Druidcore tbh

0ab83f No.245926

File: 574801571bd1898⋯.jpg (50.13 KB, 480x602, 240:301, 2ac41e316e0b5274e9c60d529d….jpg)

Had such a weird dream last night lad, was in a vineyard, lambs would come up to me and I'd feed them petrol from one of those cans you get. Fucking bizarre

b4b5a6 No.245927




fbb35c No.245928

File: e7afdc80e47b332⋯.jpg (125.13 KB, 900x599, 900:599, porter-robinson.jpg)

Modern day equivalent of a bard is a DJ

yea or nae?

fbb35c No.245929


Nice lil bit of ambient there


Top fucking kek lad have fun interpreting that. Did you eat cheese before bed?

c79151 No.245930


Putting the lamb in lambo i guess

0ab83f No.245931




I guess


Kek no lad, maybe there is meaning in it, to start lambing in a month or two I guess

915805 No.245932

File: 318380fc9acb4ae⋯.webm (3.12 MB, 720x540, 4:3, Ginnie.webm)

>Back 2 wurk after 2 weeks off

>There's a new girl sat on my desk

Is this the end lads?

915805 No.245933

File: fedce0ceee9e181⋯.mp4 (534.33 KB, 400x224, 25:14, XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD….mp4)

0ab83f No.245934

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Forgot vid

>*sheep are going to

fucking browser keeps seizing up smh

fbb35c No.245935


Clearly the dream is telling you to get a kit car


sexually dominate her or lose your job lad

fbb35c No.245936

File: c5451d04eefeb90⋯.jpg (59.96 KB, 564x1006, 282:503, e2f4e9534b26ce7e4fcd80e42e….jpg)

I love her lads

b1c956 No.245937


Oh thats funny

b1c956 No.245938


Too much make up

915805 No.245939


based mannequins

489316 No.245940

accidentally had a wank again smh

b1c956 No.245941


He's Ebenezer Goode

Eezer Goode

Eezer Goode

He's Ebenezer Goode

489316 No.245942


I'm Ebenezer Bad

b1c956 No.245943


>clearly get a kit car

Its obviously telling him that he should become the next rasputin

573dfb No.245944


she looks like a 14 year old caked up in makeup

b1c956 No.245945

Will this thread be less than 36 hours old before we need a new one?

573dfb No.245946



b1c956 No.245947


Dorseezer Brood

489316 No.245948

its the end of the world


shrop is a nonce tbh

b1c956 No.245949

Will imperium finally get a goblin/chink hybrid lass?

Tune in at 7 to find out

573dfb No.245950


I can dream

b1c956 No.245951



b1c956 No.245952


Dreaming is banned on the premises

489316 No.245953


sounds awful

b1c956 No.245954


Will Dorset stop mumbling and moaning and go outside? Find out at 7

573dfb No.245955


everything's happening at 7 wew

0ab83f No.245956

File: 8495199e44d882f⋯.jpg (175.08 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, noice.jpg)




I even remember thinking 'this can't be good for them'


Fuck's sake lad do you have any self control?

489316 No.245957

b1c956 No.245958


Primetime on /newbrit/ street

0ab83f No.245959

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

b1c956 No.245960


Unless they were Lambourghinis

c97f5e No.245961




fbb35c No.245962




She's a perfect bimbo. So long as she's 16 Then we can make it work


Sometimes I too wank. When I do so I do at the very least do it deliberately.

b1c956 No.245963


Were you at morning mass or something

b4b5a6 No.245964

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

You lads want to do a co-op RPG/wargame style board game set in a high fantasy colonial 16th century?

0ab83f No.245965


Kek, nah lad there was one that loved the stuff, even came back for seconds smh

0ab83f No.245966


Would it be the warhammer fantasy universe by any chance?

c97f5e No.245967


There isn't church on a Monday lad. I normally wake up at five o'clock in the morning.

c97f5e No.245968


So long as there aren't elves in it.

fbb35c No.245969

File: 5301bdd91ba60c6⋯.png (781.14 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, Peach-PNG-Image.png)

b1c956 No.245970


Do you shit the bed or something? Why so early? Don't lasses need their beauty sleep?

b1c956 No.245971


What an odd requirement

489316 No.245972


489316 No.245973

probably wanked from the spices I ate yesterday tbqh

I was doing fine before then, no sexual desire whatsoever


b1c956 No.245974


Justin Timberlake

b4b5a6 No.245975



regular 16th century but lads go to a new world, literally, where magic and religion are real

I tried to do it a few times before;


the "sequel" on /quests/ was deleted, but it was similar except the players were 16th century Despotate Serbians and were going to go up against modern Turkey or somthing iirc

b1c956 No.245976


What the heck. Are spices aphrodisiac?

fbb35c No.245977


I think it's just because you've altered your brain chemistry or something

b1c956 No.245978


Literally like a crackhead

489316 No.245979


I think so

Isn't chilli a big one?





c97f5e No.245980


>do you sh*t the bed or something?


>why so early?

Early bird catches the worm. I can have lie ins once I'm in Heaven.

>don't lasses need their beauty sleep?

I wouldn't know nothing about lasses lad.


>where religion is real

Some religions in this world are real though? Sounds interesting though.

0ab83f No.245981


> religion are real

Freudian slip there lad


More like dickhead tbh

489316 No.245982


How can I be as moral as you?

fbb35c No.245983


>People tell teenagers that porn is safe and good

>all lads I know wank, sometimes multiple times a day

A nation of crackheads tbh. And porn is a pretty shitty drug as they go too smgdh


DW lad I'm sure Jesus will save you if you just pray hard enough :^)

fbb35c No.245984


You could start by going to church on sundays

489316 No.245985


don't know how normies can cope with wanking several times a day

maybe they are desensitised and feel nothing

thank you jews

fbb35c No.245986


Pretty easy when you don't know any better. Also we're talking about teenagers so ya kno

I've hit some high numbers back in my day

489316 No.245987


yes, I used to masturbate every day several times but now it's every 3 or so but it still fucks me

>ywn be taught the harmful effects of porn at school when you were a young boii

tbh its sickening

got a sore throat

598fc8 No.245988


I found her facebook account a while ago, but it seems to be not used much. She's pretty cute now. I don't know how I'd get in contact though, being as I don't live near her.

fbb35c No.245989

File: 88b728ace0fee96⋯.jpg (92.08 KB, 564x704, 141:176, 7f2796f7c547a7847921a900fd….jpg)



That it is. Thankfully most of us were gifted with free will so we can rise above the environment we were raise in.

b4b5a6 No.245990

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I wrote a conclusion to the Irish campaign for the beginning to the Serbian one

you can see I liked chinkies back then too smh


fbb35c No.245991

File: 006bbab6086dcf0⋯.jpg (56.87 KB, 564x846, 2:3, 2751ddac276c3d6000de2768e3….jpg)


Hire a PI to follow her for a couple of weeks. Once you know where she goes and watch she does "bump into her" at her favourite coffee shop or w/e.

Alternatively you could message her on a social media and see what happens.

Double alternatively meet a thot at a club and make her wear a face print out of your mate

489316 No.245992


>free will

y-yeah h-hah

fbb35c No.245993


Fucking beauty of a jacket that


You need to nurture it with discipline and watch it grow lad, it's just that you've neglected it for so long that you feel as though it isn't there. Or if you don't then you can at least be happy knowing that you're fulfilling some sort of universal purpose

b4b5a6 No.245994

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

some of the Serbian Campaign survived too


if I recall correctly I just stopped updating it because of the fucking memers spinning le serb shite out of control and also doing MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCES about a faggot priest or something

598fc8 No.245995

File: d9a042a4d66acda⋯.webm (447.34 KB, 406x720, 203:360, Jewess 468.webm)


I hadn't thought of using the dick, but I had thought a lot about stalking her for a bit. I can get a bit obsessive over some things, and she had a bit of my attention for a time.

Directly messaging her seems too forward. I'm sure she's a thot by now, even though I wouldn't imagine it from her character.

Please, lad. Don't get me hooked on her, I'm happy with my j.ewess images.

489316 No.245996


o-one day

fbb35c No.245997

Fucking love wearing minimal clothes in the great outdoors tbh. I shouldve been born a nudist



This is a lot of reading lad crikey


>Prefers stalking to DMing

You walk a wayward path my son

But indeed best to not get obsessed with people that don't exist. The word limerence comes to mind but I forget hat it means


It's very much a today or never type of thing tbh.



b1c956 No.245998

b1c956 No.245999


b1c956 No.246000


fbb35c No.246001


What lad

489316 No.246002


cant do fuck all

*drops deaad*

b1c956 No.246003

File: c1ce51730d031ed⋯.jpg (73.89 KB, 600x739, 600:739, critical-sensi-star-harves….jpg)

Got some sensi star in and its stupidly big and stinky

Its dry but sticky as heck

And check this plant out, that's like £1500 on one fucking plant in one cycle

b1c956 No.246004


Just wtf in general

598fc8 No.246005


If I just message her I'd then be in the pot, like a frog, with the heat rising. I wouldn't know it, but I'm going to die if things don't turn out for me. It's good to stack the deck a bit, so if I look into her a bit I will be able to tell if it's safe. If she has no bf, or even if she does I can pursue a non-romantic relationship, I can "bump" into her again.

fbb35c No.246006


Well lad like I say, even if you're just a pawn in the grand scheme then at least you know you're doing something.


Didn't know people grew sticky icky that fine in this country tbh


top kek lad I'm having a gf. That being said DMing the broad and touching mud was perfectly good advice

fbb35c No.246007



I either meant that or gaff. YOU decide

fbb35c No.246008


Yeah but that's just a bit fucking weird lad. And it never works out when they do that in rom coms.

Furthermore she's not gonna be perfect like you've envisioned and when it doesn't work out it'd be better had you just attempted to court her like a man

489316 No.246009

it will be better in heaven

0357e8 No.246010

File: 73ba812aaa1dccc⋯.jpg (212.97 KB, 1064x1064, 1:1, 1496098890377.jpg)

Stay in your containment board

489316 No.246011


what are you on about?

fbb35c No.246012

File: 3dd3fc69d890ff9⋯.jpg (62.45 KB, 570x344, 285:172, air-jordan-v-vanilla-ice-0….jpg)

fbb35c No.246013


sure it will lad :^)

062c56 No.246014

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>this pops up in my recommended

What's going on. Is this real life?

598fc8 No.246015


All of that is just moralfagging in the most normie tier imaginable. I didn't say I was going to stalk her, the opposite was said. I'm just making the case for that instead of playing russian roulette with an old friend.

598fc8 No.246016


I thought this was the containment board

fbb35c No.246017



Top kek lad not likely

When you play with a stacked deck you never learn how to play without one. A lad who wants to actually meet a decent girl needs to be able to talk to them person to person. Thems are just the breaks.

Besides games of chance are always more fun when the risk is higher smh

598fc8 No.246018

File: 3e02be7717231bf⋯.jpg (178.36 KB, 1067x1444, 1067:1444, Jewess 457.jpg)


>When you play with a stacked deck you never learn how to play without one

lame excuse

>A lad who wants to actually meet a decent girl needs to be able to talk to them person to person

or show up with a nice fuckin car and offer her a ride. yeah, no. I know how these "decent girls" get down, lad. I'd rather look into her.

>games of chance are always more fun when the risk is higher smh

It's not a game though, it's your life. I'd rather not.

fbb35c No.246019


>I am boring

>I am gay

>I'm not prepared to take chances in the modern world despite nothing mattering

This is what I got from that

598fc8 No.246020


That may explain my being here on /newbrit/ with you then :^)

fbb35c No.246021


Newbrit is a collection of interesting characters lad. It's a good place to be.

I wholeheartedly disregard that you would think that those attributes apply to anyone here, especially myself, simply by merit of them posting here.

b1c956 No.246022


What the fuck are you going to do about it

b1c956 No.246023



Shame hes a foreigner or he could see that IRL

489316 No.246024

File: c43d45813efa422⋯.jpg (24.04 KB, 740x90, 74:9, dorse.jpg)

>mercia still thinks its me posting in /brit/ right now

he is a mega mong of the highest levels

598fc8 No.246025

File: 73870a7b25c1f80⋯.jpg (222.52 KB, 344x738, 172:369, Jewess 439.jpg)



cool it hotheads

you made that very assumption about me, i just turned it around on you

fbb35c No.246026


He may one day.

When I do my 'round the world van tour I'll stop by his house and T P it


I made no assumption lad, I inferred it from your stanky ass post

598fc8 No.246027


>i made no assumption

>i inferred it

smh, tbh fam.

598fc8 No.246028

File: 009fa17de1a3ffb⋯.gif (1.35 MB, 346x261, 346:261, 549.gif)

>getting this buttmad from your own shitpost

0708fe No.246029


Ill jump in when they make a new thread, can't have 2 full threads open or my phone commits harikari

fbb35c No.246030

File: 71eba72d7ed0050⋯.jpg (15.54 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 1-pint-poly-whole-milk.jpg)


not the same thing. smh tbh

fbb35c No.246031

File: 71eba72d7ed0050⋯.jpg (15.54 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 1-pint-poly-whole-milk.jpg)

0708fe No.246032


Tbh no assumption was made

fbb35c No.246033


I'm doing a little bit of posting myself. What's the idea just shitpost?

fbb35c No.246034

File: 71eba72d7ed0050⋯.jpg (15.54 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 1-pint-poly-whole-milk.jpg)


598fc8 No.246035

0708fe No.246036


No, post constructively but in defense of /newbrit/ tbh

everybody here seems to be there under different flags anyway, except wess and suff

489316 No.246037

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

woah…. woah!

0708fe No.246038


Nuh uh

0708fe No.246039


Liking the redhead

598fc8 No.246040

File: 5028aff5564ec15⋯.jpg (64.36 KB, 406x480, 203:240, 246.jpg)

fbb35c No.246041

File: 0a99423f1778763⋯.jpg (25.03 KB, 564x564, 1:1, 02baf3d71d1711adf96dba9009….jpg)

File: 829bd7be0f92437⋯.jpg (21.38 KB, 361x361, 1:1, 9bed13673da20088883eff0b8d….jpg)

File: e2dd88b47abe228⋯.jpg (12.23 KB, 314x400, 157:200, 4196c893fc78ec22e841e41baa….jpg)

File: c594144d8f1d0d6⋯.jpg (43.92 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 3620229_500_A.jpg)

489316 No.246042

genuinely worry about shrops fashion sense

0708fe No.246043


I know you are but what am i

fbb35c No.246044


Oh so just defend newbrit when it's mentioned?

0708fe No.246045


He's alright IRL, needs more functional clothing though smh

598fc8 No.246046

File: ae5bf88e95c5c98⋯.png (288.81 KB, 500x490, 50:49, 323.png)


smugged on, kiddo

fbb35c No.246047

File: 69d9bbaf1f8aa14⋯.png (544.45 KB, 699x852, 233:284, ;jbn.PNG)




0708fe No.246048



Can't be banned when the flag is at (50) in most threads lmao

0708fe No.246049


You're a poo head

489316 No.246050

just want an irl oneitis tbh

598fc8 No.246051


We're all shitposters here, and every one of us is better than you.

0708fe No.246052


Go outside then

598fc8 No.246053

File: 15d19465d0dada6⋯.jpg (29.29 KB, 400x400, 1:1, ccyyQoUZ_400x400.jpg)

forgot image

489316 No.246054


but i wanked today

fbb35c No.246055


I'll get some fatigues and tough shirts at some point. at that same point I will also buy a lot of goofy shrop fashion as well tbh



Phew I'll wait until next thread to apply flag then. Herts'd be proud smh


Oneitis is gay and unhealthy lad. What you want is a fiery ginger lass who's good with banter but likes getting roughed up in the bedroom

0708fe No.246056


Except you

489316 No.246057


your degeneracy never ceases to shock me boy

598fc8 No.246058


i know you are but what am i?

0708fe No.246059


Swap the flag and ip out every 20 or so posts looks like more lads are in the thread for gchq to wonder about

0708fe No.246060


I'm rubber you're glue

b4b5a6 No.246061

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


489316 No.246062


I'm piss you're poo

598fc8 No.246063

0708fe No.246064


You need vit d lad go outside and recharge


Buy some boots and sturdy non skinny Levis fam

fbb35c No.246065

File: c2e481c85dfed2e⋯.png (813.7 KB, 592x511, 592:511, TGO BTFO.PNG)


Sure you are lad

You're a big boy whos gonna change the world. Me? Pfff forget about it

HAHA jokes

youre a *mug*


I'm just a product of my environment lad :^)

Oneitis is shit tho. It's a mindset based on the idea that the lass is better than you



>switching IP

Yikes lad idk about that. I'll have to fix my VPN if I do

0708fe No.246066



fbb35c No.246067

File: 15b8044d799b089⋯.jpg (18.72 KB, 236x314, 118:157, WARRIOR.jpg)


>non skinny

you mean like slim fit r-right??

0708fe No.246068


Boot cut or straight at minimum smh

489316 No.246069


is that your bf?

0708fe No.246070


He's a 10

598fc8 No.246071

File: 98bfee063f6dcec⋯.png (358.93 KB, 569x551, 569:551, 459.png)


all of this stemmed from this shitpost >>246020 a simple sentence that caused an autistic fit from you.

look, there is even a 'le shibost meme faec' at the end of it.

I'm afraid you've been bamboozled. It's time you've come to realize it.

fbb35c No.246072



I guess I can just tuck them into the boots anyway…

kek I'll have to buy some new leather ones. I have some boots but they're not steel toe.


No it's me when I went to the gathering?

fbb35c No.246073

File: abed816068cc08e⋯.jpg (67.31 KB, 393x500, 393:500, magic casting while NUTing….jpg)


Top kek lad stop sperging out you're making a fool of yourself

598fc8 No.246074

File: a7455e5a7c8fd50⋯.jpg (65.94 KB, 1242x546, 207:91, yihbgyj2gyez.jpg)


I'm quite pleased, actually. It's just that I'm persistent and patient. You've been the one defending the honour of m'lady (/newbrit/)

0708fe No.246075


You look like a prize cunt fam don't kid yourself

489316 No.246076

this little light of mine

I'm gonna let it shine

0708fe No.246077


Hey Jude

Don't let me down

598fc8 No.246078

File: 96bdb74163458ab⋯.jpg (37.64 KB, 374x374, 1:1, 709.jpg)


You two have been the spergs here, don't kid yourself.

598fc8 No.246079

File: 04b94b712157c8b⋯.jpg (75.03 KB, 756x719, 756:719, 523.jpg)

How long is this going to go on?

fbb35c No.246080

File: e00605f8205d445⋯.jpg (1 MB, 1772x1266, 886:633, old af druid.jpg)


Top kek lad I called you gay and boring and all you've done since is go into hyper-defensive shitpost mode


Dw lad, we won't hold it against you

fbb35c No.246081


I have all day but it's your bed time lassie

0708fe No.246082


Sure thing


How long is what going to go on?

598fc8 No.246083


I'm not mad at that, lad. If I were so preterbed by that why would I give you just that short shitpost?

You, on the otherhand, have been a wellspring of sperg. Just look who's taking this more seriously, I see this as starting with the >>246020 post, but you see it as >>246019 . You can try to set it up as that, but when we look at the responses we have given each other it's clear to see you're the sperg.

0ab83f No.246084

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Damn I missed this song

598fc8 No.246085


Almost an hour

489316 No.246086

>when you forget lyrics of some cool song you thought up


0708fe No.246087


He deconstructed your post, which is to be expected

You claimed something about how we must all be the same

I commented on it and got dragged in

You started the insults

Sort yourself out boyo

598fc8 No.246088


>You claimed something about how we must all be the same

It was a shitpost you fucking autist

>You started the insults

Read over the thread you twat

fbb35c No.246089

File: 200b7401bd22529⋯.jpg (366.76 KB, 454x680, 227:340, happy smoking druid2.jpg)


>I'm not mad at all

>Writes a long post

>Uses links for evidence



fbb35c No.246090

I'm currently


as alberto would say

ac6822 No.246091

File: c2ea8e451015d91⋯.jpg (19.83 KB, 291x387, 97:129, 1427381953650.jpg)

Yo Yo Daddio


Just give up lass, he got you

0708fe No.246092


I'm literally not involved in that convo I was making a comment as I do

I just told you what it looked like to me

And you throw the insults again

I'm telling your mum

fbb35c No.246093


Top of the mornin to ya laddie

How's it fare?

598fc8 No.246094


I did warn you, lad. I'm not wrong until you prove me wrong. Pointing out how persistent I am doesn't give you a win.



598fc8 No.246095


>I wasn't involved in the first place so it doesn't matter that I was wrong

I also just started with the insults, other than sperg

ac6822 No.246096


Pretty nicely lass, THis one lassy is flirting with me and im gonna try to pull the moves on her this wednesday. Oh and i got a job. At a kabab shop.


nah canny be arsed lass

fbb35c No.246097


Lad I'm just here posting as I do and you're LITERALLY popping your top

I appreciate that you're trying to win some sort of 'troll off' in your head or w/e but we've both got better things to be doing rn :^)

ac6822 No.246098


How're you?

7ec3a1 No.246099

File: 26485fd59d23c72⋯.png (707.34 KB, 770x512, 385:256, ClipboardImage.png)


> reebok instapumps

shoes? Had the same ones for years tbh.


hate that shit, lad. It ruins everything. It's like burning your tongue on the first bite of din dins smh

0708fe No.246100


Is that how you read that? Lmao


Hullo m9

598fc8 No.246101


Then don't weigh in


I'm only as persistent as the other guy. You've been with me this whole way and you can't deny that. I'm only pushing now, because you're trying to disregard all the evidence.

0708fe No.246102


He'll do as he pleases dickhead

598fc8 No.246103


As will I, bud

0708fe No.246104


I'm not your bud, hombre

fbb35c No.246105


>Flirty lass

O hell fucking yes lad. How do you know her?


Nice lad you're a step ahead of me

>Kebab shop

Oh no lad. Don't eat anything they give you and never make eye contact


Pretty good. Half term started so I can cool down about hating college slightly now. Might even do some work if they're lucky.

Mostly I'm just gonna focus on learning music, starting meditating again and possibly doing a bit of celtic studies.

and prolly some pills kekaroo


You had those shoes??? You absolute beast tbh

>nose burn

Thank god someone else gets it. It's been really intense recently and fucking withmy sneezes smh


Look at my posts then look at yours. Clearly someone cares a little more than the next guy

b4b5a6 No.246106

File: 7dd53feb085ef78⋯.png (16.13 KB, 464x373, 464:373, lmao.png)

don't even know what's going on tbh

7ec3a1 No.246107


>You had those shoes??? You absolute beast tbh

No I didn't mean to imply that i am gay. I wouldn't want to be seen wearing something like that smh

489316 No.246108

*tries to forget that women exist*

fbb35c No.246109


FUCK you

fbb35c No.246110

File: bc3bd430f5c792b⋯.jpg (280.33 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, a77e98786ab1042c313216fe52….jpg)

7ec3a1 No.246111

File: 0a8d8d7f47b1fd0⋯.png (200.27 KB, 600x679, 600:679, ClipboardImage.png)

489316 No.246112


*batters you*

0708fe No.246113


Nothing i just like kicking off

598fc8 No.246114


I said persistent, and it doesn't matter how hard someone is pressing an issue. That doesn't determine anything. I haven't reacted poorly to someone insulting me or anything like that while being on /newbrit/, I'm just making things clear.

fbb35c No.246115


Well good for you champ you've made it /clear/ for all of us !

7ec3a1 No.246116

File: 628171d4f2cd86d⋯.jpg (77.18 KB, 606x629, 606:629, Virginia.jpg)

598fc8 No.246117


You've just gone into denial

0708fe No.246118

Hit the block and

Fill your pockets making crack sales

fbb35c No.246119

File: 71eba72d7ed0050⋯.jpg (15.54 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 1-pint-poly-whole-milk.jpg)

0708fe No.246120


Understood lad

489316 No.246121


c97f5e No.246122



0708fe No.246123


NO blue for drinking one pint, and tea, green for cereal and coffee

0ab83f No.246124


>Drinking semi-skimmed

You vile wretch

489316 No.246125


all milk is bad

apart from a good lass wife's

fbb35c No.246126

Can someone explain to me for what good reason ANYONE drinks anything other than full fat on the regular and gold top on special occasions?

b4b5a6 No.246127



I'd like to try gold top but organic blue is the best I can get

0708fe No.246128


Can down a litre if green top in summer without feeling sick

Also stays colder longer

489316 No.246129

hate people who always say "are you alright?" when saying hello

0708fe No.246130


I say alright mate instead of hello

Fight me

489316 No.246131


but are you genuinely interested in the mate being alright? will you fix his problems if he says no?

fbb35c No.246132


Fair. But I'd puke after a litre no matter what tbh


>"yes mate. you?"

>"right as rain mate. cya later"

>"fucking A lad." *peace signs*

0ab83f No.246133


>Gold top

>special occasions

It's only £1.10 for a litre smh

489316 No.246134

anotherr week rolls on by

fbb35c No.246135


Yeah but the co op dont sell it

0ab83f No.246136

fbb35c No.246138

File: 9eb227edfef621b⋯.jpg (83.23 KB, 564x761, 564:761, 2bffc4cd365a63173877ea6e06….jpg)


>The week

They see me rollin

They Hatin

0708fe No.246139


Absolutely, its an opening to tell me you aren't alright and need some pipe hitting niggers



489316 No.246140

every thing

will be okay

in a few more

weary days

0708fe No.246141


Tryna catch me ridin durty


Where are the Jews in this?

598fc8 No.246142

File: 06aa474655e4e76⋯.jpg (108.17 KB, 872x1024, 109:128, Jewess 441.jpg)


my file folder

0708fe No.246143


Are you up for working with me in all seriousness

I'm booking the job tomorrow

0708fe No.246144



Somethingelse can you make a thread please babe

598fc8 No.246145


i was gunna make an innocent shitposter genocided thinggy with that, but i just posted that since too much effort

489316 No.246146


idk when tbh

i must get a phone before I do anything

guess I'll become a hobo

0708fe No.246147


Middle of next week? Whatever's easiest for you

Don't mind if you say no lad, I need to book someone though

0708fe No.246148

Don't want longprim to have to drive here

489316 No.246149


probably wont have a phone by then so no tbh smh

fbb35c No.246150

So is anyone else gonna do the thread cus I will but fucking tell me now

b4b5a6 No.246151


lad just buy one from tescos for a tenner ffs

0708fe No.246152


No worries I'll beg supreme leader

fbb35c No.246153


I will if you have access to a private jet

489316 No.246154


didn't know you could do that

0708fe No.246155


I've got a burner Alcatel smartphone that cost £30 with a tenner credit

0708fe No.246156


2 days £100+£20 towards trainfare

489316 No.246157

is spring here?

0708fe No.246158

Offers open to somethingelse too

68ec34 No.246159

>thought my PSU was knackered for months

>was actually just a loose connection between the on button on my case and the mobo

I'm actually retarded

0708fe No.246160

Or a half ounce of chronic

489316 No.246162


>tfw trains are so expensive

0708fe No.246163


Could pick you up from pompey

fbb35c No.246164

90f0bf No.246850

File: d828d711ded87a8⋯.jpg (62.1 KB, 400x285, 80:57, facebook.jpg)

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