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Just what you need to make you feel better

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2043d5 No.246894

A man after my own heart this lad. If he was real and liked 8chan he'd prolly thotpost a lot as well.

Links stolen from /brit/:

The world is facing a tequila shortage


Can an orgasm a day keep stress away?


What it's like to live in a safe house for transgender people


'I couldn't mourn my grandmother as I had my period'


And basically every single thing under this


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fb4094 No.246896

File: 50752ef29920412⋯.jpg (728.47 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, W 2929.jpg)

First for Mosley

753df2 No.246897

File: 742a589b09907ee⋯.jpg (426.45 KB, 2560x1920, 4:3, qt.jpg)

fb4094 No.246898

File: c4dc676482cdfa1⋯.png (80.41 KB, 487x496, 487:496, W 2919.png)

You got the edition wrong, it's #434.

2043d5 No.246899

Someone edit the edition number I forgot to change it

2043d5 No.246900


I noticed

f6e369 No.246901

File: 8f468f8f787d2cc⋯.png (49 KB, 712x512, 89:64, mosleyjak.png)

753df2 No.246902

Ah, the realisation that I am a young boi, and that most people[read:men] never start to truly achieve things until they are in their 30s. I have decades to learn new skills and still live life.

2043d5 No.246903


kek cheers lad. for better or for worse

>combined shrop and vanlad posting = 42% of thread


f6e369 No.246904


but you shouldn't stop trying to learn and live now

2043d5 No.246905


The future is your enemy lad

fb4094 No.246906

File: 33643a7a9086615⋯.png (202.46 KB, 850x400, 17:8, ClipboardImage.png)


That's not true. Alexander was King of Macedon at what, 17?

753df2 No.246907


And he was born to extremely lucky circumstances. Stop trying to judge yourself based upon people like him who would have everything paved before them.

f6e369 No.246908

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>flood detected

>but my last post was just text


a5f25f No.246909


Thanks you nobhead

2043d5 No.246910


You were also born under extremely lucky circumstances lad

>nothing to tie him down

>in the kali yuga, only way to go is up

>information age

>not in immense poverty

2043d5 No.246911

753df2 No.246912


Yeah I am comparable to Alexander the Great

a5f25f No.246913


Barney posting a shit

2043d5 No.246914

File: ea759c710ce857d⋯.png (634.73 KB, 773x773, 1:1, barney.png)


Just saying lad, you're not helping yourself by avoiding responsibility of your circumstances.


but he's a good lad

smh if I gotta make the thread then it's gonna be something

f6e369 No.246915


10kg or higher lad?

amazoning some dumbbells now

753df2 No.246916


no idea what youre on about

a5f25f No.246917


Lower lad, but a 10kg set is perfect for 2 5kg bars at once

2043d5 No.246918

File: 71eba72d7ed0050⋯.jpg (15.54 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 1-pint-poly-whole-milk.jpg)

f6e369 No.246919

File: 4d541d79ca13d9b⋯.png (350.69 KB, 990x990, 1:1, kvetch.png)

>£25 not counting package delivery cost for a lump of metal

might go look for bigger rocks instead tbh

a5f25f No.246920


Sack of potatoes lad no joke

753df2 No.246921

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


you are my sunshine

my only sunshine

you make me happy

when skies are grey

a5f25f No.246922


A bag of cement is 20kg and a fiver

Can make your own weights using black bags as moulds

f6e369 No.246923


good idea

might find work on LOCAL farms too now spring is coming around

2043d5 No.246924

I assume gyms off the tables cus money?

a5f25f No.246925


And 5 litre water bottles are 5kg

A 2l is 2kg

a5f25f No.246926


Pointless cost if he's just starting out

e449ee No.246927


f6e369 No.246928


yeah, the nearest gym is in a college, also it costs almost a tenner a day to get there


hmst might go to lidls again anyway then

even if they don't have real weights they have water packages

used to carry 12kg of water back and forth while I was in town

a5f25f No.246929


Tbh, but just refill old bottles and tape them together surely

a5f25f No.246930


They still have weights in my lidls so yours probably should too btw

2043d5 No.246931


starting out is the best possible time tbh

but if its 10/day then that's off the tables anyhow

f6e369 No.246932



to get a good set of 2l+ bottles together here would probably cost about the same as a day trip into the town lol, may as well go see if lidls is still stocking weights while I'm at it

a5f25f No.246933


But paying £50 a month membership is silly, might as well just do pt sessions

b516ff No.246934


>thread praising a sodomite pretending to be straight in a crappy, laugh-track TV programme


a5f25f No.246935


Shit yeah premier is expensive

Can fill the bottles with sand to make them 2.5kg or 3 iirc?

a5f25f No.246936


I've got some 10kg plates for a bar I don't use in the lock up, remind me next time I'm coming

f6e369 No.246937


probably just tape some together and have comically large dumbbells


nice one

a5f25f No.246938


Kettle bells are massive anyway, should probably make one of them so you don't strain yourself, shrop will be the man to ask about safe lifting

2043d5 No.246939


Aye 50/month is fucking awful price. best bodybuilding gym in the area cost 34/month. I can't tell if the markets not catered too well enough or if everyone's just vile weaklings


didn't see you make the thread lad

AND ACTUALLY the shows decent and we're dealing with characters not realities here lad

b516ff No.246940

>four benches, other three are empty

>noisey wog speaking in some desert tongue and her loud wog-boy choose the bench I am sat at


f6e369 No.246941


go off on one lad

shout some sense into them

you're allowed to

b516ff No.246942


I couldn't make it, I was on the train

a5f25f No.246943


Even 35 is a waste without pt sessions, surely there's no gain in using equipment to start unless its literally bodybuilding your doing? We had this discussion yonks ago about it, you probs remember I advocate for IRL training rather than machines

a5f25f No.246944



Tut loudly and maybe sigh

2043d5 No.246945

File: 71eba72d7ed0050⋯.jpg (15.54 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 1-pint-poly-whole-milk.jpg)


Then I'll choose to disregard you

e449ee No.246946

File: 0310d2c9c1cb146⋯.webm (1.79 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, scary.webm)

01101101 00100111 01101100 01100001 01100100 01111001 0001010

f6e369 No.246947

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

tbh I might fill a backpack with rocks and goose step around the countryside

a5f25f No.246948


I do this with water bottles and jerry cans when it isn't muddy

f6e369 No.246949


mud is vile atm yeah

nearly fell over and cracked my skull on the slick rock paving outside as well smh

a5f25f No.246950



57867e No.246951

File: fadea20819457fd⋯.jpg (23.73 KB, 640x640, 1:1, IMG_1941.JPG)


>tut loudly and sigh

I finished my lunch so I went away.


I bet you find the Big Bang Theory funny too.

a5f25f No.246952


Bad idea to be weighted down on your back if it's slippery lmao the amount of times I've slid down those chalk cliffs lmao

2043d5 No.246953


I'm gonna muster all of my will power to not start talking about gym equipment. I suppose without proper coaching he wouldn't know what to do w/ the barbells.

But hypothetically it would be better to do controlled strength training than water jug flipping ect if you wanted him to get strong the fastest

f6e369 No.246954


*loads backpack full of clothing and bedding*

*falls over squarely and doesn't hurt self*

*can't get up again and wiggles like a turtle*


weight wise I'm planning on getting something heavy and easy to hold and alternating lifts at the computer tbh

2043d5 No.246955

File: 495808452dffc68⋯.jpg (19.63 KB, 500x500, 1:1, Anchor-Milk-Standard-Blue-….jpg)


I dont

But I do enjoy sitcom classics like HIMYM, Malcom and Sunny in Philly

a5f25f No.246956


Not flipping jugs lmao, just holding and carrying stuff, I agree he would benefit most from a gym and training, but for very similar benefit at no cost he can start at home

Bronson got hench with no gear at all

2043d5 No.246957

*bites tongue*

2043d5 No.246958


True enough. Speaking of I'd say best investment would go towards a pull up frame that you can hang rings off for bronson-esque henchness

a5f25f No.246959


No say it lad i don't exactly discuss this with anybody else to be corrected by

f6e369 No.246960


I did look at bronson's workout book actually

it seems to overcomplicated and protracted though

he made it that way to stop people from becoming as BIG as him kek

sticking with 5bx for now, it has pushups and that so that's fine

a5f25f No.246961


Agreed on the pull up frame but he wouldn't have a hope of doing anything you except hanging off it for ages, no offence he's a big lad

f6e369 No.246962


not quite gay welshman level but it was pretty disgusting last time I saw a scale

753df2 No.246963


wess is fat? wew

f6e369 No.246964

File: 45c6c0dae8c5ebe⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 49.96 KB, 640x896, 5:7, BIG dafty.jpg)


lad, I…

2043d5 No.246965



Just that alternating dumbell/water jug this and thats is likely not gonna be very controlled.

I think if money can be spent then a pull up frame with a dip station is preferable.

A controlled bodyweight routine has less variables and is easier tbh.


Bronson's routine is a waste of time. But the one one reddit's r/bodyweight sub reddit is pretty sikk

753df2 No.246966


are you tall lad?

2043d5 No.246967

you can do more than hang off it as well

like rows and L sits and negatives ect ect ect

f6e369 No.246968

File: 941b707fd0165f8⋯.png (129.75 KB, 276x263, 276:263, nervousderuyter.png)


actually I think I've lost weight since that photo tbh


bodyweight in 5bx is



pelvis lift thingies where you raise torso and legs

and some other stuff


six foot

753df2 No.246969


scared of you don't bully me

f6e369 No.246970


we're all good lads here lad I don't bully unless you're westie

a5f25f No.246971


Hope you aren't taking this as criticism, I dgaf how fat you are lad. I work with stranger builders and scaffolders, but they can lift their own weight

I'm not skinny, this isn't a dig at that mate


Agreed, I wouldn't know about comparing the two, just think what you'd gain from a gym isn't worth the money you'd have to spend when you could see a pt like supreme leader does

2043d5 No.246972

a5f25f No.246973



Underrated tbh

a5f25f No.246974


Yeah I know the bit of gear you mean, bodyweight dips would be perfect wouldn't they?

f6e369 No.246975


no lad it's self improvement smh

being a big lad is bad


thanks I'll give it a look lad

trying to figure out a bodyweight calisthenics/stretches thing too, yoga might be it because all my searches turn up is super roid lad's mega routines smh

a5f25f No.246976




Wtf sort of predictive text is this

2043d5 No.246977

I wouldn't trust PTs if I were you tho lads. just spend a week on /fit/.


That we more or less agree on. 50/month for a college gym is beyond highway robbery.

Druid compounds gonna need a power rack in the future tbh


H I G H L Y U N D E R R A T ED tbh

It's really hard and your core gets immense


Yeah dips are a great compound movement for your upperbody. mix that with exercises to get him ready to do chins ups, along with some rows for his back and he'd never drop shit again tbh


It's way better than any "mix-a-bunch-of-hard-looking-shit-together-to-sell-this-crap-to-normies" bronson book if we're all being honest.

If you need any help with a yoga routine I'm your guy. Mommas an instructor

753df2 No.246978

i just need a gf

f6e369 No.246979


we can go scare some townie slags in yeovil tbh

753df2 No.246980

13b49b No.246981

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


i thought this was the peak of technology

219f9c No.246982


Fair enough tbh, if you can get the technique right without a pt then sweet, you know it's dangerous to fanny about with heavy stuff though, can easily do yourself more damage than good if you haven't looked at /fit/


Tbh I did it in college and it was great


Guess it is, I might buy one now you mention it

Only got dumbbells and a bar

753df2 No.246983

File: ac6c551011ed1f7⋯.jpg (305.95 KB, 857x1200, 857:1200, yummyy.jpg)

2043d5 No.246984


A decent pull up frame with a dip station, preferably one tall enough to attach rings to, would be one of the best fitness investments to be made.

Dumbells are ok but they're best for bodybuilding exercises, not strength building compounds.

2657c2 No.246985



Very Indo-European

219f9c No.246986


I only use the dumbbells at full reach to simulate tools tbh, probably will buy a frame soon, thanks lad

e37dab No.246987

tried walking like a warrior lately, afraid it will deform me or something smh

219f9c No.246988


Strong and stable

2043d5 No.246989


heel striking is for Chad's

2043d5 No.246990


all good in the hood lad, fitness is my #1

219f9c No.246991


And box stepping

2043d5 No.246992


and 2 stepping

e37dab No.246993


so everyone walks like chads?

144813 No.246994

File: f4aa28c109d3de5⋯.jpg (41.37 KB, 575x256, 575:256, Capture.JPG)


Should be #435 kek

219f9c No.246995


Fucking right

2043d5 No.246996


i certainly do that's for sure


this is what happens when ol' shrop makes the threads tbh

2043d5 No.246997

*pictures stranger deliberately tip toeing around awkwardly*

top kek lass

e37dab No.246998


ahhhh I work at night nobody saw me, r-right?

219f9c No.246999


Do you want work next week?

219f9c No.247000


753df2 No.247001


fuck you that was MY get

144813 No.247002

File: eb4869c1bc66190⋯.jpg (83.02 KB, 1238x733, 1238:733, Lump of Steel.JPG)

File: 2bf99a306b40b56⋯.jpg (69.99 KB, 1224x744, 51:31, fuck me.JPG)


You'd love astronomy then lad, the same weights are 10x the price because fucking why not.

Literally less than 3kg weight costing £60

219f9c No.247003


No, fuck YOU

f6e369 No.247004


I suppose they're precision machined and perfectly balanced to the telescope or something but still

219f9c No.247005


Wtf I could make those

Where are they being sold?

219f9c No.247006



Could machine them out of fucking titanium at that price

144813 No.247007


Kek are they fuck, there's just no need

2043d5 No.247008


maybe not this time lass, but I've got lads zeroing in on your position with video cameras

219f9c No.247009


[Radio crackling]

I'm in position in Finland

e37dab No.247010


guess I'll pretend to be normal from now on

picking your nose is normal, right?

f6e369 No.247011

File: c033777efa5abc6⋯.png (460.93 KB, 655x650, 131:130, pepejew.png)



might be a good opportunity if people buy them

>single-handedly crashing the market with superior, cheaper products

e37dab No.247012

>tfw you nosebleed on the packages

smh I'll pretend they were that way when I got them

219f9c No.247013


Only if you eat it too


Just seems silly, if he knows people paying that then I may as well make the fucking things

753df2 No.247014


bit gay tbh

219f9c No.247015


I kno u R

e37dab No.247016


>Only if you eat it too

but eating them makes your immune system stronger

219f9c No.247017


No it doesn't your stomach acid destroys it

144813 No.247018


They'll think it's one of your hookers' blood tbh, careful lad

e37dab No.247019


Either way what's wrong smh


but I bag those up so nicely smh

219f9c No.247020


Kek he only drives a little wagon doesn't he? Not a truck

753df2 No.247021

File: 2225bb5fbe48d4b⋯.jpg (105.98 KB, 601x601, 1:1, JUST.jpg)

144813 No.247022


That's why he goes after the midget ones innit

e37dab No.247023

smh I thought I was improving my immune system

f6e369 No.247024

File: 0a17b2ee46fb364⋯.png (104.84 KB, 255x231, 85:77, stop5.png)


I can guess


e37dab No.247025


weight aside I could probably fit at least 50 people in the van tbh. Would get heavy lifting them high enough in the end though

219f9c No.247026


Kek are they half price as they're half height



753df2 No.247027


no lad

just the last few days have made feel so terrible smh

219f9c No.247028


Is it like a transit? Never asked you I don't think

219f9c No.247029


Cheer up you knobber

753df2 No.247030


t. normie


144813 No.247031


2 for 1

219f9c No.247032


I was being sarcastic lad

I know these feels

e37dab No.247033


A transit?

219f9c No.247034

2043d5 No.247035

I forgot what a "feel" is LONG ago

219f9c No.247036


A ford transit van lad

Or is it a box van

753df2 No.247037


I believe it's probably the big turning point in my life tbh

219f9c No.247038


A feel is when you grab a lass by the pussy

2043d5 No.247039


it appears i was just punked

219f9c No.247040


For good or bad?

e449ee No.247041



oh for fuck's sake

e37dab No.247042

File: 8e1ca835c621790⋯.png (1022.04 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)


this one

2043d5 No.247043


might make a point of this from now on tbh

219f9c No.247044


Vauxhall vivaro


Turbo yeah?

753df2 No.247045


for good

all the bad shall be left behind

e449ee No.247046


don't you dare

219f9c No.247047


*raises glass*

2043d5 No.247048


leave a steamer in the toilet for your mum to find lad

e37dab No.247049


Yeah, not sure about turbo. What does it do/how would I know?

2043d5 No.247050

e449ee No.247051


smh lad

219f9c No.247052


I'm up for misnumbering too if it irks you

753df2 No.247053


I only do good boy poos lad



2043d5 No.247054


invite wess around to do it then tbh

144813 No.247055

File: a0e1c600f1d95d0⋯.jpg (52.81 KB, 634x357, 634:357, Untitled.jpg)




219f9c No.247056


The engine will increase revs faster between 1200 and 2500 rpm and be slow anywhere else

753df2 No.247057


leave my toilet alone

219f9c No.247058


I'm ded lad lmao

e37dab No.247059


no idea tbh

2043d5 No.247060

what are you lads doing on valentine's lad

f6e369 No.247061


don't remember when it is tbh

e37dab No.247062


going to dig up one of my favourite hookers tbh

2043d5 No.247063


tomorra lad

2043d5 No.247064


ah yes….

we all remember dory the dwarf. she was a nice girl…

753df2 No.247065


Think of cuddling a lass and cry myself to sleep

f6e369 No.247066

File: 5611e79eb95312e⋯.png (9.95 KB, 321x339, 107:113, wewsjak.png)


pub, I guess

maybe at the gentrified local, I'll have a meal for one

c72d14 No.247067


Nothing tbh, probably going to be curled up feeling coldy

e37dab No.247068


>tfw no human microwave

753df2 No.247069


at least we all have each other here lad

no homo

13b49b No.247070

File: 09ac396c696da0f⋯.png (673.66 KB, 738x960, 123:160, ClipboardImage.png)


in searching for this image peter sutherland came up in the similar words bit, and I was reminded that the faggot is actually dead

f6e369 No.247071

File: 59265e53c616687⋯.png (770.61 KB, 1141x865, 1141:865, ClipboardImage.png)

>a bunch of frenchmen bully a fish by putting up mirrors around it's territory so it thinks it's being besieged

1e96db No.247072



1e96db No.247073


Sacre bleu

13b49b No.247074

>bibi about to get arrested

f6e369 No.247075

File: c7be5b5c2fc0b39⋯.png (203.31 KB, 583x335, 583:335, ClipboardImage.png)


they proceed to gas a baby shrimp out of it's mound and bully it by not letting it escape


yeah right

2043d5 No.247076

>Phone posts + computer posts = (70)ish

smh lads

2657c2 No.247077

File: b0256a4a52abdfc⋯.jpg (20.3 KB, 450x291, 150:97, Clegg anguish.jpg)

>tfw the bitcoin price stopped collapsing

Maybe it will start again later?

2043d5 No.247078

wait a minute no it doesnt

i dont remember my ID carrying over as a feature

2657c2 No.247079


Are Jews actually answerable to any system of law?

1e96db No.247080


Lel I just lost my fast VPN server for some reason, guess gchq had enough of reading my cack posts

f6e369 No.247081

File: 4fb68fe79b9ce9d⋯.png (467.48 KB, 693x629, 693:629, ClipboardImage.png)

>frenchman bullied by fish

1e96db No.247082


No too many people are invested for it to ever hit zero

Reckon it'll go up to 11k then right back down

2043d5 No.247083

but then thinking back I suppose it must've done

I guess I used to switch to data when I ohone posted b4


Smh lad now you can't do underhanded post count magick

1e96db No.247084


Je deteste le croissant



1e96db No.247085


Nothing I do is underhand smh

This one is slow as shit so I'll be hopping about in this thread

Ctrl+f (You)

f6e369 No.247086

File: 05afd1526742fcf⋯.png (492.89 KB, 887x553, 887:553, ClipboardImage.png)


in revenge for being bullied by a single fish the frenchmen begin gassing the entire reef, using a giant syringe of mengeleian proportion

144813 No.247087

File: 89a59e2267b6701⋯.webm (2.54 MB, 960x540, 16:9, 22st.webm)

f6e369 No.247088

File: a9cb4346825291c⋯.png (772.46 KB, 1085x897, 1085:897, ClipboardImage.png)

1e96db No.247089


Et voila! La piscine est mierda!

f6e369 No.247090

File: 3ce97356acb189d⋯.webm (1.81 MB, 960x540, 16:9, thicctransport.webm)

f6e369 No.247091

File: 708eda432c96da6⋯.png (174.28 KB, 621x377, 621:377, ClipboardImage.png)


not content with their revenge, the frenchmen cruelly imprison their piscine enemies

1e96db No.247092

1e96db No.247093


Le bubbles

753df2 No.247094

ffs mum

f6e369 No.247095


the experiment was actually pretty interesting

>even fish have the instinct of racial/in-group preservation

>the absolute state of brainwashed whites

681ad0 No.247096


Yes trips, please, dependent on location mind you.

e449ee No.247097

Smh racist fish this is clearly a fault of pollution by white people

e449ee No.247098


/newbrit/ construction limited soon

f6e369 No.247099

File: 1fb4d8245a016cb⋯.png (451.85 KB, 1017x653, 1017:653, ClipboardImage.png)

>the depraved frenchmen, aroused by their conquest of small, harmless marine life, begin to prep a coral outcrop, using a medium-sized prophylactic

681ad0 No.247100


So long as it is in easy travelling distance though.

04e857 No.247101



Its in west Sussex but can do £100+£20 towards train fare a day for 2 days work

Can pick you up from a station etc

681ad0 No.247102


Is that for each day?

04e857 No.247103


Fuck no oops

I meant overall

50 a day plus a tenner train

04e857 No.247104


Cash in hand so it's 10£/h taxed for comparison

144813 No.247105

File: e16962dcc66e6ac⋯.webm (7.04 MB, 960x540, 16:9, His friends are electric.webm)

e37dab No.247106


i am gay. OC?

753df2 No.247107

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

c72d14 No.247108


Stop gaying up the board lad smh

fb4094 No.247109

*listens to ratm*

e37dab No.247110

d8f3a1 No.247111



*big riff in the key of A*

681ad0 No.247112


Cool, which days lad?

fb4094 No.247113

File: 9c98555c20f20c8⋯.jpg (1.23 MB, 3888x2592, 3:2, f-yemen-a-20150120.jpg)

>ywn be houthi



f6e369 No.247114



753df2 No.247115

fucksake aaaahhhhhh

d8f3a1 No.247116

Can you get done for sending a friend request on facebook a couple of times followed by some messages asking for reply?

04e857 No.247117


Wednesday and Thursday I think? Any days that suit you best?

Are you on dickscord? Get my number off wess, anneprim or shrop if so

04e857 No.247118


Yes if you've harassed them in other ways contemporaneously

d8f3a1 No.247119


>harassed them in other ways

like what?

fb4094 No.247120

File: 599b62467b7dd42⋯.jpg (3.67 MB, 3504x2336, 3:2, Sanaa_street.jpg)


how come yemenis all look cool then you walk down your local high street and everyone is fat and alchoholised

04e857 No.247121


That bit is subjective

If they felt uncomfortable with your contact and told you and you carried on contacting then its harassment

681ad0 No.247122


Will get back to you tomorrow, need to check which days I'm working first.

d8f3a1 No.247123


but if they ignored you and you deleted your account and never bothered them again, is all well and sound?

144813 No.247124

File: 2e4cf6a6ebb9709⋯.webm (2.2 MB, 960x540, 16:9, zoomzoom.webm)

04e857 No.247125


Nice one, needs to be after tuesday

one day is fine tho if its all you can do


Yeah that wouldn't stick in court

Why lad? pembs?

2657c2 No.247126


10/10 post

d8f3a1 No.247127

File: abe0e1fefcda36d⋯.gif (832.15 KB, 252x188, 63:47, 998576454222.gif)


>Why lad?

asking for a friend

144813 No.247128

File: 188b707d015c15a⋯.webm (550.06 KB, 960x540, 16:9, DeeDee You.webm)

04e857 No.247129


If you are pembs and need actual legal advice get the details pinged to me by one if the lads and I'll get lawfag on it

04e857 No.247130


If you are not pembs you can go and boil your head

d8f3a1 No.247131


yeah nah

im not pembs


*prepares boiling water in a pan*

04e857 No.247132


Good lad make sure its at simmering temperature before you put your head in it

04e857 No.247133

File: 8013bc59720ba2c⋯.jpg (13.25 KB, 265x190, 53:38, images (8).jpg)

Rare photo of future /newbrit/

f6e369 No.247134

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


*becomes visibly nervous four feet above ground*

681ad0 No.247135

File: 9a457d924c04f9e⋯.jpg (106.63 KB, 675x446, 675:446, IMG_1946.JPG)

539b9e No.247136


He ded

539b9e No.247137


Lel I'm a vegetarian though

681ad0 No.247138


KFC is a vegetable lad.

539b9e No.247139


7 herbs and spices

539b9e No.247140

Has Dorset killed himself

f6e369 No.247141

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

my people

144813 No.247142

File: 93aaef6e69af825⋯.jpg (349.33 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, NewbritWorks.jpg)

539b9e No.247143


Nigga that's neat af

144813 No.247144

File: 27a216d6cdd5c83⋯.webm (9.83 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Russians falling off buil….webm)

539b9e No.247145

We shall build the











One job at a time

fb4094 No.247146

File: a0da6bf4ca7aa89⋯.jpg (1.6 MB, 2004x1158, 334:193, Queen_Victoria's_Diamond_J….jpg)


amen lad

681ad0 No.247147



2657c2 No.247148


>not having a mate nearby to pull you up just in case you bit off more than you could chew

Those fucking ants, I swear.

753df2 No.247149

File: 15ffb82efb7e339⋯.png (1.13 MB, 837x1024, 837:1024, 15ffb82efb7e339e5261a90ddc….png)

753df2 No.247150

so bloody tired

conflicting thoughts

confidence and desire

to hopelessness

2043d5 No.247151

Going out lads

Maybe cya around 4am. Have a good night

Would appreciate it if someone remembers to remind me to phone those cuts at virgin because they're charging me for things I'm not clear that I ain't doing

539b9e No.247152


Have fun lad

e449ee No.247153


Good times with friends tbh

f6e369 No.247154

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


*switches to the thulean workout*

144813 No.247155

File: ced5418989cc214⋯.jpg (196.62 KB, 1300x1064, 325:266, Whistle 2.jpg)

cada63 No.247156

File: bd70e2f2ba89c1d⋯.png (797.11 KB, 974x563, 974:563, ClipboardImage.png)

rate my car lads

144813 No.247157


Pretty sick, Doris

144813 No.247158

File: 90eb751de9b67c6⋯.jpg (138.64 KB, 624x471, 208:157, 1993_Ryder_van.jpg)

rate my van lads

753df2 No.247159

>pagan vs christian shitflinging again


144813 No.247160

753df2 No.247161



f6e369 No.247162

File: 6ba91fd4a17bfb4⋯.png (168.79 KB, 256x327, 256:327, druidpuke.png)


it's the other way around lad smh

>post a varg video

>essex decides to start shit

>SA joins in

>minutes later

>"we dindu nuffin christians iz gud bois"

753df2 No.247163


tbh the more it continues the more i dislike both sides and want to side with baste normie prod christianity

c72d14 No.247164


Seems to really touch a nerve with SA tbh

753df2 No.247165


he's a moron larper tbh

c72d14 No.247166


He's a very silly boi

1241dc No.247167


At least it isn't another "we hate women because the pretty ones won't let us have sex with them" thread

753df2 No.247168


he always gets super defensive and has terrible arguments[if any], constantly shifts his arguments and pretends he never said anything

he'll never ever admit to being wrong

he's the type of Christian that is pure LARP and probably only in it for politics, and muh DEUS VULT GIB CONSTANTINOPLE KILL ALL MUSLIMS LARP

he is an embarrassment to Christians


How do I have sex with a PRETTY woman?

1241dc No.247169


You marry her.

c2c3f9 No.247170

File: 762099c44678ea7⋯.png (152.33 KB, 580x420, 29:21, ClipboardImage.png)

Is there a more based Lozenge?

753df2 No.247171


not seen a pretty woman in donkeys

1241dc No.247172

File: 0be6dcded0c78a9⋯.jpg (85.32 KB, 686x686, 1:1, IMG_1948.JPG)

c2c3f9 No.247173

File: 36ff746c6e3f12d⋯.gif (19.09 KB, 190x200, 19:20, 200_s.gif)


They don't sell them at the local store. Always remember the advert for those tbh.

753df2 No.247174


my cum

c72d14 No.247175


You should just spam PAGANG memes at him tbh

aa8a6c No.247176

File: 908b04aefce6cfb⋯.jpg (226.68 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, Menthol-Crystals-Macro.jpg)


>not doing pure menthol crystal hotknives

e449ee No.247177

fellas i forgot it was valentines day tomorrow

1241dc No.247178


what have you got me?

753df2 No.247179


you going to ask westie out?

539b9e No.247180


If you have a vagina I've got some champagne that needs drinking

e449ee No.247181


no lad



77f522 No.247182

File: 341eec1856086e0⋯.png (636.82 KB, 784x1369, 784:1369, W 2968.png)


*buys dorset a choco egg*

539b9e No.247183

539b9e No.247184


Its wierd to see you talking to yourself

753df2 No.247185


take it back and shove it up your arse you gigantic turd pusher

77f522 No.247186

File: 94474fd945d8c7e⋯.png (1.71 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

anybody want to watch kagemusha on friday never seen it

539b9e No.247187


Just spat beer out that was funny

144813 No.247188

File: 6a7452b75d56275⋯.jpg (83.11 KB, 766x916, 383:458, Capture.JPG)


e449ee No.247189


nah lad I was talking to someone else

e37dab No.247190


gayboi caught

e449ee No.247191


mission: elimination

539b9e No.247192


You crafty fuck

f6e369 No.247193

File: 3bf7e4c6dc52c23⋯.png (2.16 MB, 1200x1800, 2:3, yahweh.png)


don't think I have any good pagan memes tbh

best one is probably this

c72d14 No.247194

File: 4b1b5938a174f00⋯.jpg (25.44 KB, 1250x650, 25:13, Pagang2.jpg)


There's pagan and there's PAGANG lad, know the difference, it could save your life

539b9e No.247195


Now that's a strong memie

f6e369 No.247196


did a little kek tbh

c72d14 No.247197

File: 36edf11505ff42a⋯.jpg (81.09 KB, 800x1200, 2:3, analbeads.jpg)

File: 24cf6dec3bac312⋯.jpg (186.1 KB, 654x757, 654:757, image.jpg)

Plenty more where that came from

c72d14 No.247198

File: 56c1baa76210712⋯.jpg (68.16 KB, 900x499, 900:499, jew_scum.jpg)

File: 19d222c7c82a6fd⋯.jpg (153.16 KB, 1279x720, 1279:720, Oblivion.jpg)

2cb871 No.247199

>mummy talking about how she was allowed to play with liquid mercury again

753df2 No.247200

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

aa8a6c No.247201

539b9e No.247202

I like the PAGANG memie

539b9e No.247203

c72d14 No.247204

File: 745bc4699bdce22⋯.jpg (90.88 KB, 1099x1015, 157:145, WICCANF.jpg)

File: 96486378ae536ce⋯.jpg (7.48 KB, 333x499, 333:499, Pagang3.jpg)

144813 No.247205

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

e449ee No.247206


i love these

c72d14 No.247207

File: b6f8dc6a6f942d5⋯.jpg (32.05 KB, 480x684, 40:57, odinj.jpg)

File: 9d048cb5943da98⋯.jpg (45.07 KB, 1916x1076, 479:269, Pagang.jpg)

753df2 No.247208

all things bright and beautiful

all creatures great and small

539b9e No.247209



These are just daft enough to be brilliant

c72d14 No.247210

File: edaa8ec8c6dccfe⋯.png (900.89 KB, 930x579, 310:193, runes.png)

File: 211b03e17ade5ef⋯.jpg (42.46 KB, 502x800, 251:400, thorcom.jpg)

c72d14 No.247211

File: d3ebb33eef17134⋯.png (269.61 KB, 800x600, 4:3, bengri.png)

File: de51ccf868f3ed3⋯.png (1.2 MB, 986x600, 493:300, trve.png)

2cb871 No.247212


die how you lived


>nazbol gang


how many gangs are there

e449ee No.247213


not enough

144813 No.247214


Cauliflowers fluffy

And cabbages green

Strawberries sweeter, than any I've seen

2cb871 No.247215


to be fare

539b9e No.247216

2cb871 No.247217


the dog goes moo

539b9e No.247218


Ahhhhhhhhh the school memories

c72d14 No.247219



cada63 No.247220

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

144813 No.247221


cinematography kino

52d87c No.247222



What champagne is it?


are you finally going to make me BO? :-)

144813 No.247223

File: 7df3e29ad83d0db⋯.jpg (604.69 KB, 1803x1200, 601:400, Whisper 2.jpg)

don't tell anyone, but somethingelse has a roastie like a canoe

cada63 No.247224


I believe it

753df2 No.247225



i want to bite her beef curtains

0cd38a No.247226



9b20ac No.247227


Comte de senneval

52d87c No.247228


Never heard of that one tbh

It's the Lidl champagne? o.o

753df2 No.247229


do you have a clit?

9b20ac No.247230


Yeah smh got given it at new years

52d87c No.247231


Why would I? Only lasses have those.


>got given it

They mustn't like you lad. I'd given you Moët at least

52d87c No.247232

the rumours of somethingelse being a female-male boy-girl is a gayist conspiracy tbh

753df2 No.247233



I want a real lass to talk to

52d87c No.247234

9b20ac No.247235


It was that or wine, and I don't drink wine

Lel id rather whisky but I could sip most like a rapper happily

9b20ac No.247236



aa8a6c No.247237


talk to your mummy

753df2 No.247238



who even are you

nobody in europes ever heard of you

9b20ac No.247239


his mum has her mouth full right now

e37dab No.247240


Are you a real girl? I always imagined you to be

52d87c No.247241


You need to learn to like wine. Ladies like men who know their wine.


You imagine lots of things Judas.

9b20ac No.247242


Tbf I'm happy to hire him for a day if only to get this question answered once and for all

e37dab No.247243


Judas was paid smh


you'd pay him for sex regardless of his genitals?

aa8a6c No.247244

File: 93e917b57303959⋯.jpg (156.29 KB, 1096x616, 137:77, come clean lad.jpg)


I'm a detective lad. Investigating a very serious matter indeed

9b20ac No.247245


I kinda know wine, I just don't drink it if anything else is available

I know what a good burgundy tastes like

I just don't like it

52d87c No.247246


>Judas was paid

That would mean your betrayal was worse than his tbhsmhimhotbqh


that's worth more than £50

9b20ac No.247247


You are one messed up puppy

cada63 No.247248

File: ea654464a43b527⋯.png (747.65 KB, 500x671, 500:671, ea654464a43b5275981b4f07cb….png)

Valentines is going to be awful tbqh

9b20ac No.247249


Could stretch to £69 I guess

9b20ac No.247250



But spoons will have new ales on

e37dab No.247251


I didn't betray you smh

cada63 No.247252


I don't think I could live with myself if it went to spoons 3 days out of 5

753df2 No.247253


we'll find our wife one day

9b20ac No.247254


Go 5/7 then

cada63 No.247255

>go to spoons on valentines

>get preyed upon by lonely milfs

Doesn't sound like a good idea now that I think about it

9b20ac No.247256


R u joking

cada63 No.247257


no. why

9b20ac No.247258


That's my plan

cada63 No.247259


not really my scene tbqh

but I also can't really be arsed to cook for myself tomorrow


aa8a6c No.247260


Lonely women don't go out on valentines lad they stay at home eating ben and jerry's and crying

9b20ac No.247261


Probably be a few fat young lasses too

cada63 No.247262


fat lasses are worse than milfs

9b20ac No.247263


Dunno lad I've never been unsuccessful before

Seems to be plenty

aa8a6c No.247264


happy hunting lad, I prefer to stalk salsa classes

9b20ac No.247265


They do all sorts of kinky shit though lad

Just don't tell anyone

753df2 No.247266

*thinks about pretty lass and gets sad again*

cada63 No.247267


I don't think I could live with myself if I shagged a fat lass

9b20ac No.247268


Ahhh the old fail-safe

Don't blame you lad, but they don't sell ale at salsa classes

9b20ac No.247269


Its surprisingly easy

52d87c No.247270

File: 0ee551490e78d1f⋯.png (291.54 KB, 718x714, 359:357, IMG_1959.PNG)


cada63 No.247271


You're not me

753df2 No.247272

cada63 No.247273


>tfw no natalie portman valentine

kill me

144813 No.247274

File: 2085ef6b4facbeb⋯.jpg (214 KB, 975x1390, 195:278, Apple 3.jpg)

9b20ac No.247275


Lel needs more

>tfw no nazi gf


For that I am thankful

cada63 No.247276


>For that I am thankful


e449ee No.247277


I thought the conspiracy was that I was somethingelse?

cada63 No.247278


>anshit is somethingelse and also a girl

I believe it

9b20ac No.247279


It still is

9b20ac No.247280


He does have nice legs tbf

e449ee No.247281




144813 No.247282

File: 81f3385e04fc97b⋯.jpg (254.42 KB, 975x1181, 975:1181, Whisper 7.jpg)


Hey guys have you heard that Anneprim has a detachable willy?

e449ee No.247283

9b20ac No.247284


His name is Paul dickoff

9b20ac No.247285

File: ca974137b1f8d6d⋯.png (3.87 KB, 210x240, 7:8, download.png)

144813 No.247286


topkek is that a name or an instruction?

9b20ac No.247287


Both, it does what it says on the tin

9b20ac No.247288

Super important business meeting tomorrow tbh, suiting and booting and all, don't want to take sleepers in case I still feel them tomorrow morning


e647ed No.247289


If you were somethingelse you'd be cool 😎

e449ee No.247290


* bans you *

aa8a6c No.247291


just stay up all night lad

9b20ac No.247292

Emoji usage should be a permaban tbh

9b20ac No.247293


I've got some crap speed so I could

753df2 No.247294


>suiting and booting

hate this phrase

9b20ac No.247295


Doing myself up to the 9s

e647ed No.247296

>tfw drank all my /bestgreen/ milk before eating my oreos

9b20ac No.247297

File: 246d67e096ec47d⋯.png (59.26 KB, 500x500, 1:1, The-One-new-packaging.png)

2cb871 No.247298



why not take sleeping stuff at night and speed in the morning they respect a lad who can guerny

e647ed No.247299


Everyone likes emojis lad 💁🏻

9b20ac No.247300


Lmao I'm not hardcore enough for that anymore

I'd probably have a heart attack

9b20ac No.247301

9b20ac No.247302

*reports myself*

e647ed No.247303


Ew, it's not huwhite 🙅🏻

9b20ac No.247304



I didn't even know you could copy and paste them

9b20ac No.247305

Going to have to start vaping I'm coughing my guts up

9b20ac No.247306

Where is canadanon today?

cada63 No.247307


I think he's only just got off of work in canadian time

That or he found a Goblin and is having a 48 hour sex romp with her

e647ed No.247308


Hopefully repenting for his wicked ways and confessing his sins, or in jail for saying parliament instead of parliapeoplet.

2cb871 No.247309

9b20ac No.247310

753df2 No.247311

such a fool

the answer was so simple

the bringer of life

the sun!

9b20ac No.247312

File: 87ff96fd247c8a3⋯.jpg (21.65 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 8iixATI0_400x400.jpg)

Thou shalt not worship false Icke-ons

9b20ac No.247313

e647ed No.247314

File: 9e7b69e089f9d32⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 292.41 KB, 675x374, 675:374, IMG_1963.PNG)


e647ed No.247315

File: 73ff3e01e5cb5da⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 294.33 KB, 675x374, 675:374, IMG_1964.PNG)

Sleep tight.

2cb871 No.247316


Night lax

e449ee No.247317

9b20ac No.247318

144813 No.247319

File: 623795e6caae580⋯.jpg (313.37 KB, 1500x1100, 15:11, Sleeping 3.jpg)

9b20ac No.247320




And let me know about work smfh

753df2 No.247321




753df2 No.247322

>youtube videos that are now 10 years old


cada63 No.247323

File: 8d14fa7c12b120b⋯.png (255.82 KB, 480x553, 480:553, ClipboardImage.png)

Never thought of it that way

9b20ac No.247324

2cb871 No.247325


niggerhitler a shit

e647ed No.247328

Good morning.

c72d14 No.247329



f6e369 No.247330


9b20ac No.247331

9b20ac No.247332

>"great" shitain

9b20ac No.247333

Got cold feet

f6e369 No.247334


put some more socks on

9b20ac No.247335


I have now

Bit annoying waking up with numb feet


9b20ac No.247336

What's the craic today then

On my way to this meeting smh

c72d14 No.247337

File: 2f6058e1169320c⋯.jpg (212.37 KB, 1200x960, 5:4, 2f6058e1169320c6edac6d3e0c….jpg)

04e857 No.247338

Architect status: btfo

f6e369 No.247339

forgot it was shrove tuesday yesterday so I'm making pancakes today tbh

also got some free bread from the lass in the shop



68928a No.247340


Working everyday next week lad so can't do it unfortunately.

04e857 No.247341


Nice I forgot about that too, I'll buy some thicc ones from asda later

04e857 No.247342


No worries thanks anyway lad

04e857 No.247343

Wish we were like yankistan and had Mexicans I could pick up outside diy shops for a days work smfh

e449ee No.247344

My mum got me some chocolates lads I think it's time to hang in the towel

f6e369 No.247345


tbh could just go into any pub and ask loudly


I got some for myself tbh

settled for minstrels instead of revels smh smh

04e857 No.247346


Lop it off lad its over


Not a bad idea lad


e449ee No.247347


There was an old vice docco where they pretended to be migrants to the UK and they'd just hang out in the parking lots of DIY shops in urban areas. I guess sussex is just not a good spot for them.

04e857 No.247348


Smh no, I wish

Asking my weed man, which is probably a stupid idea

04e857 No.247349

File: 522b4ab371c530f⋯.jpg (12.96 KB, 225x225, 1:1, download (6).jpg)


>parking lot

144813 No.247350

File: f1aafad28e4e7bb⋯.webm (4.66 MB, 960x408, 40:17, Truth about Anprim.webm)

When you uncover the truth about anne primrose

e449ee No.247351

c72d14 No.247352


>Eating sweets


f6e369 No.247353


>hey you want sum labour beeg foreman

>me hammer long time

>hold ladder lots you no regret dis

>*burly polish men wearing skimpy high-vis gear*


hearty keks


smh just this once

it's only a little bag

*makes thicc pancakes with lemon and syrup*

how quickly do things fall

f6e369 No.247354

File: b8a4eaeb2ac8c51⋯.png (99.4 KB, 360x299, 360:299, jabbathepepe.png)


it's shrove wednesday anyway smh

e449ee No.247355


*doesn't ban you because it's pretty funny*

04e857 No.247356


Nice work

We have the best lore



f6e369 No.247357

File: 172dd4b69a067b0⋯.png (950.67 KB, 659x1600, 659:1600, ClipboardImage.png)

c72d14 No.247358

File: d09bdb3d6110ec0⋯.jpg (25.66 KB, 704x396, 16:9, r_header.jpg)



144813 No.247359

File: 95481e22d89fdc4⋯.jpg (143.4 KB, 1300x866, 650:433, Full up 1.jpg)


kek lad

c72d14 No.247360


You'd better burn that shit off lad

f6e369 No.247361

File: aea6a1d347e8dfc⋯.png (79.72 KB, 1240x1346, 620:673, doogle24.png)

>don't have the cake boy doogle





going to do as many pushups as I can in a minute tbh, to set a bar

04e857 No.247362

c72d14 No.247363

File: 5539cb407ecdab9⋯.jpg (9.54 KB, 250x243, 250:243, d8e7737446ec8a39ce76ee65bd….jpg)


>Doogle has left us

f6e369 No.247364


he posts on /brit/ occasionally

maybe one day he'll come back

f6e369 No.247365

File: 5da4f3b7acc86bd⋯.png (463.66 KB, 707x463, 707:463, ClipboardImage.png)

>varg btfos dafty again

f6e369 No.247366

File: 38ad5eb81f8073f⋯.webm (2.4 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, vargVScrusader.webm)

managing ten pushups in succession smh

gonna be a while

04e857 No.247367


Need to be doing like 15 mins of hard work so you break a sweat or you may as well not do it

Try dips tbh, or pushups with your shins on the floor, and do 50 minimum

And do 30 mins a day

Ask shrop later about it tbh

f6e369 No.247368


30 minutes at once better than an hour spread out?

if by shin ups = knees on the floor, 5bx covers that

it goes shin ups - press ups - press ups and changing position - angled press ups - press ups and clapping before returning to position etc

04e857 No.247369


As long as you're following a guide then its alright, but it needs to be intense exercise, 5 minutes of full speed and power is better than 30 mins of lollygagging

f6e369 No.247370

File: 6949ca41da03d77⋯.png (35.7 KB, 692x532, 173:133, ClipboardImage.png)

*steals illegal westie memes*


sound lad

e449ee No.247371



bring him back

753df2 No.247372


77f522 No.247373

File: 38ac1b04d4b6f41⋯.jpg (41.43 KB, 800x785, 160:157, DVj6irIXcAAf_3j.jpg)

happy valentines all


dunno what ur talkin about sir

e647ed No.247374

File: 2ad132545522e6c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 22.92 KB, 250x250, 1:1, IMG_1965.JPG)


Happy Vantalines Day.

I got you a flower.

04e857 No.247375


Hug me brother

04e857 No.247376

Its almost that time tbh












2657c2 No.247377

File: cbaf55c335c3814⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 62.65 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, cbfd.jpg)

753df2 No.247378


dunno if i want to meet smh

have you booked ye tickets?

77f522 No.247379


reminds me of pvz

77f522 No.247380

File: f098d1c5d3c38ab⋯.png (55.63 KB, 188x180, 47:45, ClipboardImage.png)

f6e369 No.247381

File: daca469796fd361⋯.png (94.75 KB, 215x204, 215:204, empoweredvarg.png)



don't give me that

what have you got to lose? It's an opportunity

what about working with vanlad too?

I'll even pay for the ticket cost if I must, you'll lose nothing but time


be a neet all your life

take chances

this isn't even a big chance smh it's a guaranteed opportunity

04e857 No.247382



Tbh man up you soppy twat

753df2 No.247383

File: 2225bb5fbe48d4b⋯.jpg (105.98 KB, 601x601, 1:1, JUST.jpg)


I know I'll feel better and confident on the day smh

just trying to stave off low energy feels aaahhh

freezing my willy off too

753df2 No.247384

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

f6e369 No.247385

File: cacbca8a7c10cf3⋯.png (29.36 KB, 300x250, 6:5, AUGH.png)


put some clothes on and go outside and you'll feel better


welsh on me

753df2 No.247386


its like 0c and windy and rainy af ffs. tomorrow to tuesday is PEAK at a comfy 7-8c and 0 rain and wind aaahhh its going to be perfect

dont worry lad I'll never welsh you


04e857 No.247387


We will come to Portland and find you if you do

753df2 No.247388

File: 81c876af34b368a⋯.jpg (5.83 KB, 249x250, 249:250, swetti peppi.jpg)


>Breaking News - Band of Racist, Nazi Druids viciously murder innocent NEET

f6e369 No.247389

File: 2e9f0108927dfe1⋯.png (133.72 KB, 345x383, 345:383, demonic.png)


>bullied and pranked to death

dw lad this will go fine

2cb871 No.247390


right backachu

04e857 No.247391


>they demanded a ransom of £5 in unmarked notes to release him but nobody wanted to pay it

753df2 No.247392

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

753df2 No.247393

dunno what to eat

04e857 No.247394


Chocolate starfish

f6e369 No.247395


fruit and vegetables

04e857 No.247396

Rained off 2 days running

753df2 No.247397


pray to your gods then lolll

c72d14 No.247398


Maybe he will

04e857 No.247399



Quite like rain days though

f6e369 No.247400

File: f5a602c1eda3615⋯.png (79.2 KB, 255x255, 1:1, comfy1.png)

>rain outside

>swathed in blankets

>watching wes anderson comedy/crime film Bottle Rockets

04e857 No.247401

Walking to spoons tbh

Shit ones

04e857 No.247402


GOOD film

753df2 No.247403

>its an SA totally not LARPing episode again

bbc995 No.247404

What time should I go to spoons

c72d14 No.247405


It's important tbh, helps keep our pleasant country green

753df2 No.247406

bbc995 No.247407


Your input has been noted and ignored

04e857 No.247408

Now tbh


Now lad I'll meet you there

bbc995 No.247409


>Now lad I'll meet you there

nice one

04e857 No.247410

Its literally hammering it down smfh

04e857 No.247411

Going to drink whisky and smoke cigars tonight

Hopefuly the lasses think I'm a posho

753df2 No.247412

File: 507c95d477760c0⋯.jpg (77.69 KB, 960x960, 1:1, waifu.jpg)

753df2 No.247414

need BBK to make some valentines day OC tbh

144813 No.247415

File: 3e304c3f0dd31ca⋯.webm (1.45 MB, 960x540, 16:9, Ginnie - poem.webm)

based valentines day

2657c2 No.247416


LAD that's harsh. I'd pay it, if I had the money.

753df2 No.247417

I miss her so much

If only she was my age


2657c2 No.247418

File: af7d2395e481565⋯.jpg (75.65 KB, 634x541, 634:541, morality displeasure.jpg)

753df2 No.247419


Sorry lad

she must be nearly 31 by now

i just want to meet a gal as good looking and nice as her again

2657c2 No.247420


You made a mistake tbh lad, there's nothing wrong with a good milf unless she's your mummy.

144813 No.247421

File: b6a4c27ae371edf⋯.jpg (354.69 KB, 975x1390, 195:278, Pringle 1.jpg)

File: eb834f2746539e6⋯.jpg (356.26 KB, 975x1390, 195:278, Pringle 2.jpg)

File: 7367252c6f2c66f⋯.jpg (374.38 KB, 975x1390, 195:278, Pringle 3.jpg)

753df2 No.247422


she wasn't a milf

she looked very good for her age at the time [29]

her dad was local but she lived on other side of country smh

I'll never see her again

I was a great big fool back then, I had so many opportunities with women but was too assbergs, now it's the opposite, whenever I go out there's hardly any good women but I am confident

2043d5 No.247423


I need a decent opener for tinder

753df2 No.247424


Want to know why I'm the son of God?

Cos I'm here to take you to heaven

2043d5 No.247425


top kek lad im half tempted

04e857 No.247426

2043d5 No.247427



Well now I'm full tempted. I changed it slightly tho

>darling im the son of god and im here to take you to heaven

04e857 No.247428

Fucking shitty site

04e857 No.247429


Remove the darling and its golden

2657c2 No.247430

File: 37a781bdd486da4⋯.png (1.34 MB, 1000x1000, 1:1, Alzy.png)


>she looked very good for her age at the time [29]

You better not be implying that that's an advanced age

753df2 No.247431


I'm not lad, I'm just a young boy, 10 years younger than her ahh…

though I must say that women in late 20s do have some charm to them, often bigger and thiccer than young thots, also a bit more intelligent/yummy to cuddle

f6e369 No.247432

File: 98b39c70f132cf8⋯.png (287.33 KB, 900x900, 1:1, samfeels.png)

>fail at making egg chips and beans

didn't heat the pan up enough before cracking an egg

also one of the eggs I cracked in a jar in case it had a fetus inside because it looked like an egg that would come out of a nigger chicken who had tried to abort it several times with a coathanger

all withered and shit

04e857 No.247433


Are you older than me kernow?

77f522 No.247434


>didn't heat the pan up enough before cracking an egg

doesnt matter that much really it still cooks maybe i just love eggs cause ill eat them no matter what

04e857 No.247435

>spot a lad I know coming into spoons

>he flashes full arm WT gangsigns across the whole pub

>have to respond

Nobody is going to sleep with me tonight after this smfh

e449ee No.247436


lel poor lad

f6e369 No.247437

File: 9d3fca0e19a7ed9⋯.png (45.53 KB, 1643x169, 1643:169, ClipboardImage.png)

westie spotted being gay


looked wierd and too light to me, plus with little umbilical cord type things

based neurotic foodism


perform a wu tang rap duo routine like you're the new blues brothers and hope the rest of the pub joins in

04e857 No.247438



He's with his bird smh

*starts rapping hit em high*

c72d14 No.247439

File: 2a1fc656a74a490⋯.jpg (71.25 KB, 600x450, 4:3, 67b.jpg)



f6e369 No.247440

File: fc42df686cb7050⋯.png (360.39 KB, 480x480, 1:1, Oerlinda.png)



04e857 No.247441


Can't come to my ends

Are you pissed

Are you stupid

I got the ting in my waist like cupid

753df2 No.247442


that was terrible

753df2 No.247443

get the feeling that wess will be too jealous of how handsome i am and end up killing me with a knife while eating lunch

2043d5 No.247444


Rapping is an old celtic tradition

753df2 No.247445


take away one of the p

04e857 No.247446


Its not my bar lad smh

04e857 No.247447

04e857 No.247448


I see what you did there

753df2 No.247449

I'm a nice guy

04e857 No.247450

First /Brit/ >(100) of the year

04e857 No.247451

2043d5 No.247452


>fetus in egg

chinese delicacy lad, count yourself lucky

753df2 No.247453


why are non whites so disgusting smh

2043d5 No.247454


Kek they also boil springs first eggs in kiddy piss. Odd bunch I think we can all agree.

That being said whites can be pretty disgusting as well, just look at the yanks. frankly all none brittania inhabitants are vile

753df2 No.247455


yanks are white and baste

2043d5 No.247456


Yanks are swines that eat chlorine chicken and BGH beef. their culture is even more far gone than our own. Spiritually and Physically they are De-baste

753df2 No.247457


some yanks are baste

but we are all fucked tbf

just end it all

04e857 No.247458


You need to try mushrooms first lad

144813 No.247459

File: c6bff72eb885aee⋯.webm (1.96 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, what.webm)

>It was pancake day yesterday

753df2 No.247460


I'm not sure about that

04e857 No.247461


That's because you've never tried mushrooms

f6e369 No.247462

File: e90fc739f73768d⋯.png (879.81 KB, 1217x657, 1217:657, ClipboardImage.png)

isn't it funny how I used to be in the nuthouse and now I'm in jail

wes kinorson tbh


was going to make some today but I'll have them for breakfast tomorrow instead tbh

shrove thursday

753df2 No.247463


I eat them at least once a week

2657c2 No.247464

File: c9784ecedd5e3f4⋯.jpg (29.59 KB, 236x354, 2:3, 1441979026078.jpg)

2657c2 No.247465


You may not have a choice in the matter, lad.

04e857 No.247466


Needs more psilocybin


You poor old fuck

753df2 No.247467


>vanlad ties me up and puts me in his van and forces me to take all sorts of drugs


144813 No.247468


Obviously the appreciation of SandSluts proves you are old and wise

04e857 No.247469



Drugs ain't free lads

753df2 No.247470


good to know

753df2 No.247471

what even is british culture anymore?

at least we hate pakis

144813 No.247472

File: b83daf7bd4e5194⋯.webm (5.51 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Ayr buckfast woman [Lunch….webm)

2043d5 No.247473


I fucking hate pancakes

753df2 No.247474

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


grim tbh

2043d5 No.247475


Mushroom good

5faff9 No.247476


it's littered with the blood of the schizos

2043d5 No.247477


British culture is all the old stuff + some more vapid new stuff like the spice girls

144813 No.247478

File: ac3c303aefa3de7⋯.webm (739.53 KB, 202x360, 101:180, If you all hate pakis cla….webm)

5faff9 No.247479



pancake day and valentines day should be combined into panvalentinescake day

04e857 No.247480

753df2 No.247481


culture has been dead since the 40s/50s tbh

144813 No.247482


fuck a pancake day

04e857 No.247483


You give your valentine a bouquet of pancakes

04e857 No.247484


DONT put syrup on it first

144813 No.247485

File: db20098bf90f737⋯.jpg (23.32 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 12508997_154653004912544_3….jpg)


Then you smother her in your chocolate sauce

2043d5 No.247486


Culture can't die lad. It's just been a bit shit recently. Not all bad though. We got techno and as much as I dislike the beetles they were very influential.

In the future we'll have vanno-brythonic druid culture as well

144813 No.247487

File: 4cf04fda8f85b8f⋯.jpg (129.74 KB, 960x720, 4:3, 11173412_10153311986351477….jpg)


Canalboating forever and always lads

753df2 No.247488


>thinking the beatles were culture

we are in the ruins and have been for decades

our inner spirits are gone

all that is old is drowned under the sea of consumerism and queer shit

*gives up*

04e857 No.247489


Techno vanno-brittanic culture is best culture

04e857 No.247490

File: 0921961c34a3d4f⋯.jpg (145.3 KB, 660x599, 660:599, worthing-map.jpg)


Shore fishing lime burning seaweed fertilising downland master race

753df2 No.247491

my breathe fuckign stinks

144813 No.247492

File: 255ea8fbbb5a2cf⋯.jpg (154.3 KB, 1235x810, 247:162, Capture.JPG)

2043d5 No.247493


I want a canalboat. always have tbh. they look cosy af.

and a yacht


Beatles were culture lad

And the genre of rock was a great success

also smh lad you can't be so blackpilled at 21


You can say that again lad

And then one more time tbf

>The druidic PM candidate gets up to make a speech

>Does a shuffle like you've never seen

>Landslide victory

f6e369 No.247494


brush your teeth

2043d5 No.247495

File: 27a1d1a26c176c6⋯.jpg (25.57 KB, 564x752, 3:4, 0708ed72aa704c94cc90e98eed….jpg)

144813 No.247496

File: 57b1a09d540dfc5⋯.png (11.86 KB, 645x773, 645:773, 57b1a09d540dfc574c76f9ffd1….png)


>Parents bought a canalboat when they retired

>Never had a chance to even see it yet

5faff9 No.247497


hey how much would you charge to tow a car across wales lad



both great ideas who wouldnt love it



753df2 No.247498


*shoots you*

04e857 No.247499



I dunno

Will it be a trip of a lifetime for me

04e857 No.247500

Is it a trabant

2657c2 No.247501

File: 8d2cfeb5ba702be⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 162.24 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, hijab 16.jpg)


Narrowboats are inherently British



What's not to love about them?

144813 No.247502

File: 81223af87c0a915⋯.webm (2.01 MB, 960x540, 16:9, Stock - Addiction.webm)

2043d5 No.247503


Dw lad, you'll get your own one day




good lad tbh

753df2 No.247504


I love lasses with greasy hair

I want to sniff it

2043d5 No.247505

File: db716cc1d3a73d9⋯.jpg (29.84 KB, 500x500, 1:1, db716cc1d3a73d93cf2227209e….jpg)

5faff9 No.247506

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


it could be haha


yes that should be enough motivation you can even sit in it and stuff

f6e369 No.247507

File: 933cc4c99364610⋯.png (25.41 KB, 616x495, 56:45, gchqgf.png)

did a meme which is 1000% better than SA's shitty attempt tbqh

753df2 No.247508


i want to lick every inch of a womans body other than her bumhole

5faff9 No.247509


dream lass

e449ee No.247510

File: f197a5aabca2a34⋯.png (23.08 KB, 299x222, 299:222, ss (2017-10-30 at 09.30.19….png)

144813 No.247511


very nice

8001e2 No.247512

e449ee No.247514


uh lad?

753df2 No.247515

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


whats wrong?

5faff9 No.247516

/brit/ posting speed is too fast it stresses me out

2657c2 No.247517


Belly buttons aren't that nice tbh

753df2 No.247518


yeah i actually get anxious and tense when things go fast online

I cant keep up with it and I start moving around uncontrollably

5faff9 No.247519


swear i could manage it a year ago smh how do we fix this doorset

753df2 No.247520


forget it and watch ratface thot instead

f6e369 No.247523

File: cb3ca73a3427004⋯.png (12.78 KB, 400x600, 2:3, gchqt.png)

new waifu

2b6510 No.247524

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


5faff9 No.247525

File: 7389a7c82060c44⋯.jpg (33.86 KB, 500x475, 20:19, 1493565818472.jpg)


this is not a good long term solution

04e857 No.247526



I'd do it for diesel and weed money:

35mpg and 1.75g/day


Quality memie mate

753df2 No.247527


find a ratface thot gf

04e857 No.247528



753df2 No.247529

my upper shin is fucked

2b6510 No.247530

File: 88f96ee180c0075⋯.png (519.34 KB, 671x887, 671:887, DE.png)

the girle

04e857 No.247531


Needs blue eyes

8001e2 No.247532

what the fuck is this gcqht shite in brit

753df2 No.247533


all lasses do

04e857 No.247534


I like this memie

2b6510 No.247535

File: 24e689ef99af80c⋯.png (84.96 KB, 1112x830, 556:415, frisky jim.png)

the grile

f6e369 No.247536

File: 2562d34333b78db⋯.png (46.32 KB, 1130x902, 565:451, gchqt and pepe.png)

waifu 2

e449ee No.247537


the lad

f6e369 No.247538


hey doogle lad can you post cake boy I haven't collected it yet

2b6510 No.247539

File: c8b4b9903e21289⋯.png (91 KB, 1312x850, 656:425, cake boy.png)


Is it for the GCHQ file?

2043d5 No.247540

>hits vile thot up with dorset opener

>says shes hungry

you fucking wish darling smh

f6e369 No.247541


for my personal amusement

thanks lad

e449ee No.247542


US strike in Syria kills Russian fighters in first such clash

>someone posts this on a facebook group

>comments full of yanks super eager for WW3

I will kill all yanks.

753df2 No.247543


did it work

2b6510 No.247544

File: 106c84ca1ef099c⋯.jpg (22.09 KB, 300x300, 1:1, s-l300.jpg)


The ladde

2657c2 No.247545

File: 42bbbdd14117e9e⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 541.55 KB, 1500x905, 300:181, jihad lass.jpg)


Death to America unironically tbh

e449ee No.247546


the absolute mad lad

753df2 No.247547

2043d5 No.247548


The line? she messaged back so pretty much yeah

753df2 No.247549


remember to credit me

2657c2 No.247550

File: d85961e21bd07ee⋯.jpg (48.8 KB, 800x533, 800:533, jihad qt.jpg)

File: 457f95323862b96⋯.jpg (239.31 KB, 2048x1359, 2048:1359, jihadette loli.jpg)


*unspoilers because they are pure maidens who merely wish to remove Israel from the pages of history*

753df2 No.247551

2b6510 No.247552

File: c194155d23c3660⋯.jpg (6.71 KB, 225x300, 3:4, $_35.JPG)


*leaves a bag of dog poo burning at the entrance of the local mosque

f6e369 No.247553


DEANO you absolute LEDGE

e449ee No.247554

File: 74fc5b397039354⋯.png (851.52 KB, 1050x392, 75:28, ClipboardImage.png)


You think people would know by now that great expenditures of young men's lives are not worth it.

f6e369 No.247555

File: c85595e20796200⋯.png (469.71 KB, 580x362, 290:181, murrca108stalker.png)


israel is our greatest ally and no price is too high for them

04e857 No.247556

Light nads

f6e369 No.247557


sand tighl

2657c2 No.247558



*has a really big war to prevent any further wars*

2043d5 No.247559


ight nay ad lay

c72d14 No.247560

File: a6df6586200c6de⋯.gif (142 KB, 126x126, 1:1, 5b421591d1bd9b4f82d295d721….gif)


The prodigal doogle returns

e449ee No.247561

>Finally, as a lib-right soyboy myself (I've consumed so much soy it's brainwashed me into thinking i'm a woman.), I just want to say that most of us aren't overweight

this is your brain on America

144813 No.247562

File: aaedc6e0b005e03⋯.webm (2.3 MB, 960x540, 16:9, Comp 1.webm)


>I start moving around uncontrollably

Sorry lad but topfucking kek

2b6510 No.247563


I'm always around, lad. Maybe I'll stop being lazy and draw some new ones soon.

144813 No.247564


night laa

753df2 No.247565


im dying

2657c2 No.247566

File: bb4ba33ea063108⋯.png (487.12 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 4am.png)

Explain how the development of touchscreen technology has improved the inclusivity of mobile phone design. [7 marks]

f6e369 No.247567


REALY keeek

f6e369 No.247568


it hasn't because it's racist against people with no fingers tbhg

2b6510 No.247569


I miss buttons, tbh. Touchscreens are such finicky piles of arse.

2657c2 No.247570


I'm rubbish with touchscreens, always misclicking(?), clicking when I mean to scroll or scrolling when I mean to click. It's probably just a matter of practice but the same is true for old fashioned buttons.

2657c2 No.247571

File: ae30ea216b344c1⋯.png (48.64 KB, 566x613, 566:613, sociology.png)

753df2 No.247572



5faff9 No.247573

File: 44d059376b94aa1⋯.png (142.95 KB, 425x425, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


>no more nearly incoherent txt spk from trying to make words with the least clicks possible

it was like another language

also phones had more room for aesthetic design instead of being a big screen with different kinds of trim

2043d5 No.247574


strangely soothing ambient sound tbh

2043d5 No.247575


I find that the android swipe keyboard function is way easier than texting on those tiny buttons that you have to press multiple times for different letters

2043d5 No.247576

I do like the 00s phone aesthetic tho

but I like most 00s aesthetics. think im just nostalgic

5faff9 No.247577

2b6510 No.247578

File: 28d13f6e800efa8⋯.jpg (39.44 KB, 500x428, 125:107, 256066-samsung-galaxy-indu….jpg)


I wish phones with keyboards had taken off better than they did.

c72d14 No.247579

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2043d5 No.247580


top fucking kek tbh


but lad the I10 minimalist screen-and-nothing-else look is futuristuc and cool as well tbf

2b6510 No.247581


>the family increases exploitation

Wait, how? Isn't it more exploitative to require both a man and a woman to work, instead of just one of them?

144813 No.247582


Get on that DorsetWave tbh

5faff9 No.247583


RIP blackberries


they're o-k

2b6510 No.247584


I'm so tired of minimalism. I miss when the future was angular, chunky, and noisy.

2657c2 No.247585


I'm sure I could look into the course materials and find out, but I think I might be better off not doing so.

6e9baf No.247586


2043d5 No.247587

File: 9d1adbb09b58b64⋯.gif (75.83 KB, 500x500, 1:1, w395_11_291221111250.gif)


I do feel pretty nostalgic for the old mobule phone look

>turns mind back to old sony ericssin

that lil nigga was a beast

144813 No.247588

File: 22df52e0ec2301b⋯.png (30.08 KB, 673x625, 673:625, 1459020972492.png)

>first phone had an aerial

Bring them back lads

2043d5 No.247589

File: 7c40e213e0a4e1b⋯.jpg (38.82 KB, 960x540, 16:9, iphone_x_10.jpg)

that being said lad I do like the "small brick that connects with the internet" look as well

and the fucking gyro vibrator thingy is orgasmic

e449ee No.247590

File: 69c95ffd8538289⋯.png (205.9 KB, 750x431, 750:431, ClipboardImage.png)

File: a5446991b0814db⋯.png (61.75 KB, 750x273, 250:91, ClipboardImage.png)

144813 No.247591

File: 954b5456e52f675⋯.jpg (120.06 KB, 1300x1047, 1300:1047, Scared 8.jpg)

>tried to make relaxing dorset audio

>fucking nightmare sounds

2043d5 No.247592


post it tbh

144813 No.247593

File: 5669ddc3882537b⋯.webm (8.71 MB, 960x540, 16:9, Dorset audio.webm)

021c47 No.247594


what the hell is this?

144813 No.247595

File: ed644613bb6768c⋯.jpg (23.11 KB, 450x320, 45:32, Shrug 6.jpg)

021c47 No.247596


i am gay

2b6510 No.247597


mayb we are all……… thw water (^;

f6e369 No.247598


tbh I'm scared that when we meet up dorset will actually be like this

04e857 No.247599


c72d14 No.247600

c72d14 No.247601

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

5faff9 No.247602


morning lad

f6e369 No.247603

failed nopoo smh

5faff9 No.247604

File: 3cb1ba86f25b6bd⋯.png (7.32 KB, 451x117, 451:117, ClipboardImage.png)



now you wont get all those minerals lad

5faff9 No.247605

File: c422299c42c0b0a⋯.png (223.44 KB, 567x510, 189:170, ClipboardImage.png)

all he needs are robes now

e449ee No.247606


i put on my robe and wizard hat

5faff9 No.247607


oh baby

f6e369 No.247608

File: c422299c42c0b0a⋯.png (223.44 KB, 567x510, 189:170, ClipboardImage.png)

<EmannuelMacron17: Ok, are you ready?

>thuleanVARG: Aight, yeah I'm ready.

<EmannuelMacron17: I like your music V… Tee hee.

>thuleanVARG: huh, war, yeah, I make it for the ladies.

<EmannuelMacron17: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.

>EmannuelMacron17: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.

<thuleanVARG: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.

>EmannuelMacron17: What the f**k, I told you not to message me again.

<thuleanVARG: Oh s**t

>EmannuelMacron17: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report you to the BRGE and say you were sending me subversive anti-genocidal material you f((k up.

<thuleanVARG: Oh s((t

>thuleanVARG: damn I gotta write down your names or something

5faff9 No.247609

File: a49dae49356bdf3⋯.png (197.44 KB, 266x429, 266:429, Untitled.png)

e449ee No.247610



f6e369 No.247611

File: 2b0677e66104b53⋯.png (340.01 KB, 1078x598, 539:299, ClipboardImage.png)

>thuleanVARG: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

<EmannuelMacron17: Aight.

>thuleanVARG: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

<EmannuelMacron17: I slip out of my pants, just for you, thuleanVARG.

>thuleanVARG: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

<EmannuelMacron17: Oh, I like to play dress up, I pretend I'm an early 18th century French monarch.

>thuleanVARG: Me too baby.

<EmannuelMacron17: I kiss you softly on your chest.

>thuleanVARG: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

<EmannuelMacron17: Hey…

>thuleanVARG: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.

<EmannuelMacron17: Funny I still don’t see it.

>thuleanVARG: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Trees.

<EmannuelMacron17: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

>thuleanVARG: Don’t f*ck with me bitch, I’m the mightiest druid of the lands.

>thuleanVARG: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Khemetian.

<EmannuelMacron17: Don’t ever message me again you piece of ****.

>thuleanVARG: Arbii are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the niggers as flaming piles of shite.

>thuleanVARG: Merlin congratulates me for destroying civilization’s evil army of Soft Manbaby Christians. Civilization ends. Romans steal my accomplishments and make like it was caused by them.

>thuleanVARG: You still there baby? I think it’s getting hard now.

>thuleanVARG: Baby?

6e9baf No.247612


I'm ok irl tbh. i just vent everything on the internet

Can sometimes have no idea what to say though

2657c2 No.247613

File: a40ff12a069b0d9⋯.gif (1.93 MB, 245x246, 245:246, sensible worry.gif)

f6e369 No.247614


same lad tbh

amicable silence is golden

e449ee No.247615

fucks sake my phone wont charge

f6e369 No.247616

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>tfw no BIG family yet

f6e369 No.247618

File: eae8e8e24ec0c53⋯.png (28.1 KB, 640x560, 8:7, coldanddark.png)

ahh fingers are fucking killing me

one hand has huge fissures on a few joints caused solely by the cold

e449ee No.247619



f6e369 No.247620


what is it?

didn't click, assumed spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gables, Searchlight Magazine)

6e9baf No.247622


sit on them

5faff9 No.247623

File: 9946f34ad20e86d⋯.jpg (24.71 KB, 200x215, 40:43, 1502521180833.jpg)



oh shit it's spreading

f6e369 No.247624

File: bbcc4b6ae4d0940⋯.png (469.31 KB, 480x454, 240:227, sweaty1.png)


e449ee No.247625

oh shit what was


2043d5 No.247627

File: c65b8375819b021⋯.jpg (66.19 KB, 711x406, 711:406, frowny face.JPG)


I did click on it though

just some sort of weird porn blog

shits translated in spanish or something and that was just a bot shilling it I assume

unless it's a secret honeypot or something idk

2657c2 No.247628


>teaching her children French


Five must be some serious work, I have it on good authority that even one is difficult.



It was on /brit/ as well, I wonder who could be behind it?

6e9baf No.247629

getting a bit better

need some metal fingerpicks tbqh and to clean this old guitar smh

2043d5 No.247630

File: 6cfd0dae6ca7091⋯.png (87.37 KB, 1261x607, 1261:607, Santa.png)

kek lads I just found this classic while going through my folders

>my name was on it

c l o s e o n e

e449ee No.247631

toast new bread bls

2043d5 No.247632

dibs not it

2043d5 No.247633

File: b9227672794d0c6⋯.png (18.19 KB, 1769x84, 1769:84, a9d1ca719f4f888eb1c00efc92….png)

whatever came of it lads

e449ee No.247634


herts died

c72d14 No.247635

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

5faff9 No.247637

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