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Just what you need to make you feel better

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2043d5 No.246894

A man after my own heart this lad. If he was real and liked 8chan he'd prolly thotpost a lot as well.

Links stolen from /brit/:

The world is facing a tequila shortage

http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/a5fa2cf9-57b2-469a-bea9-5809e1afd913

Can an orgasm a day keep stress away?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/66e32f0e-c734-4818-bcae-4ecb7b122ead

What it's like to live in a safe house for transgender people

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/newsbeat-42909606

'I couldn't mourn my grandmother as I had my period'

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/stories-42608302

And basically every single thing under this

https://twitter.com/bbcthree

Post last edited at

fb4094 No.246896

File: 50752ef29920412⋯.jpg (728.47 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, W 2929.jpg)

First for Mosley


753df2 No.246897

File: 742a589b09907ee⋯.jpg (426.45 KB, 2560x1920, 4:3, qt.jpg)


fb4094 No.246898

File: c4dc676482cdfa1⋯.png (80.41 KB, 487x496, 487:496, W 2919.png)

You got the edition wrong, it's #434.


2043d5 No.246899

Someone edit the edition number I forgot to change it


2043d5 No.246900

>>246898

I noticed


f6e369 No.246901

File: 8f468f8f787d2cc⋯.png (49 KB, 712x512, 89:64, mosleyjak.png)


753df2 No.246902

Ah, the realisation that I am a young boi, and that most people[read:men] never start to truly achieve things until they are in their 30s. I have decades to learn new skills and still live life.


2043d5 No.246903

>>246893

kek cheers lad. for better or for worse

>combined shrop and vanlad posting = 42% of thread

Y I K E S


f6e369 No.246904

>>246902

but you shouldn't stop trying to learn and live now


2043d5 No.246905

>>246902

The future is your enemy lad


fb4094 No.246906

File: 33643a7a9086615⋯.png (202.46 KB, 850x400, 17:8, ClipboardImage.png)

>>246902

That's not true. Alexander was King of Macedon at what, 17?


753df2 No.246907

>>246906

And he was born to extremely lucky circumstances. Stop trying to judge yourself based upon people like him who would have everything paved before them.


f6e369 No.246908

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>flood detected

>but my last post was just text

???


a5f25f No.246909

>>246894

Thanks you nobhead


2043d5 No.246910

>>246907

You were also born under extremely lucky circumstances lad

>nothing to tie him down

>in the kali yuga, only way to go is up

>information age

>not in immense poverty


2043d5 No.246911


753df2 No.246912

>>246910

Yeah I am comparable to Alexander the Great


a5f25f No.246913

>>246911

Barney posting a shit


2043d5 No.246914

File: ea759c710ce857d⋯.png (634.73 KB, 773x773, 1:1, barney.png)

>>246912

Just saying lad, you're not helping yourself by avoiding responsibility of your circumstances.

>>246913

but he's a good lad

smh if I gotta make the thread then it's gonna be something


f6e369 No.246915

>>246913

10kg or higher lad?

amazoning some dumbbells now


753df2 No.246916

>>246914

no idea what youre on about


a5f25f No.246917

>>246915

Lower lad, but a 10kg set is perfect for 2 5kg bars at once


2043d5 No.246918

File: 71eba72d7ed0050⋯.jpg (15.54 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 1-pint-poly-whole-milk.jpg)


f6e369 No.246919

File: 4d541d79ca13d9b⋯.png (350.69 KB, 990x990, 1:1, kvetch.png)

>£25 not counting package delivery cost for a lump of metal

might go look for bigger rocks instead tbh


a5f25f No.246920

>>246919

Sack of potatoes lad no joke


753df2 No.246921

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>246918

you are my sunshine

my only sunshine

you make me happy

when skies are grey


a5f25f No.246922

>>246919

A bag of cement is 20kg and a fiver

Can make your own weights using black bags as moulds


f6e369 No.246923

>>246920

good idea

might find work on LOCAL farms too now spring is coming around


2043d5 No.246924

I assume gyms off the tables cus money?


a5f25f No.246925

>>246923

And 5 litre water bottles are 5kg

A 2l is 2kg


a5f25f No.246926

>>246924

Pointless cost if he's just starting out


e449ee No.246927

edited


f6e369 No.246928

>>246924

yeah, the nearest gym is in a college, also it costs almost a tenner a day to get there

>>246925

hmst might go to lidls again anyway then

even if they don't have real weights they have water packages

used to carry 12kg of water back and forth while I was in town


a5f25f No.246929

>>246928

Tbh, but just refill old bottles and tape them together surely


a5f25f No.246930

>>246928

They still have weights in my lidls so yours probably should too btw


2043d5 No.246931

>>246926

starting out is the best possible time tbh

but if its 10/day then that's off the tables anyhow


f6e369 No.246932

>>246929

yeah

to get a good set of 2l+ bottles together here would probably cost about the same as a day trip into the town lol, may as well go see if lidls is still stocking weights while I'm at it


a5f25f No.246933

>>246931

But paying £50 a month membership is silly, might as well just do pt sessions


b516ff No.246934

>>246894

>thread praising a sodomite pretending to be straight in a crappy, laugh-track TV programme

smh


a5f25f No.246935

>>246932

Shit yeah premier is expensive

Can fill the bottles with sand to make them 2.5kg or 3 iirc?


a5f25f No.246936

>>246932

I've got some 10kg plates for a bar I don't use in the lock up, remind me next time I'm coming


f6e369 No.246937

>>246935

probably just tape some together and have comically large dumbbells

>>246936

nice one


a5f25f No.246938

>>246937

Kettle bells are massive anyway, should probably make one of them so you don't strain yourself, shrop will be the man to ask about safe lifting


2043d5 No.246939

>>246933

Aye 50/month is fucking awful price. best bodybuilding gym in the area cost 34/month. I can't tell if the markets not catered too well enough or if everyone's just vile weaklings

>>246934

didn't see you make the thread lad

AND ACTUALLY the shows decent and we're dealing with characters not realities here lad


b516ff No.246940

>four benches, other three are empty

>noisey wog speaking in some desert tongue and her loud wog-boy choose the bench I am sat at

DEPORT THEM ALL


f6e369 No.246941

>>246940

go off on one lad

shout some sense into them

you're allowed to


b516ff No.246942

>>246939

I couldn't make it, I was on the train


a5f25f No.246943

>>246939

Even 35 is a waste without pt sessions, surely there's no gain in using equipment to start unless its literally bodybuilding your doing? We had this discussion yonks ago about it, you probs remember I advocate for IRL training rather than machines


a5f25f No.246944

>>246941

>>246940

Tut loudly and maybe sigh


2043d5 No.246945

File: 71eba72d7ed0050⋯.jpg (15.54 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 1-pint-poly-whole-milk.jpg)

>>246942

Then I'll choose to disregard you


e449ee No.246946

File: 0310d2c9c1cb146⋯.webm (1.79 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, scary.webm)

01101101 00100111 01101100 01100001 01100100 01111001 0001010


f6e369 No.246947

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

tbh I might fill a backpack with rocks and goose step around the countryside


a5f25f No.246948

>>246947

I do this with water bottles and jerry cans when it isn't muddy


f6e369 No.246949

>>246948

mud is vile atm yeah

nearly fell over and cracked my skull on the slick rock paving outside as well smh


a5f25f No.246950

>>246946

ELECTRICBOI


57867e No.246951

File: fadea20819457fd⋯.jpg (23.73 KB, 640x640, 1:1, IMG_1941.JPG)

>>246944

>tut loudly and sigh

I finished my lunch so I went away.

>>246945

I bet you find the Big Bang Theory funny too.


a5f25f No.246952

>>246949

Bad idea to be weighted down on your back if it's slippery lmao the amount of times I've slid down those chalk cliffs lmao


2043d5 No.246953

>>246943

I'm gonna muster all of my will power to not start talking about gym equipment. I suppose without proper coaching he wouldn't know what to do w/ the barbells.

But hypothetically it would be better to do controlled strength training than water jug flipping ect if you wanted him to get strong the fastest


f6e369 No.246954

>>246952

*loads backpack full of clothing and bedding*

*falls over squarely and doesn't hurt self*

*can't get up again and wiggles like a turtle*

>>246953

weight wise I'm planning on getting something heavy and easy to hold and alternating lifts at the computer tbh


2043d5 No.246955

File: 495808452dffc68⋯.jpg (19.63 KB, 500x500, 1:1, Anchor-Milk-Standard-Blue-….jpg)

>>246951

I dont

But I do enjoy sitcom classics like HIMYM, Malcom and Sunny in Philly


a5f25f No.246956

>>246953

Not flipping jugs lmao, just holding and carrying stuff, I agree he would benefit most from a gym and training, but for very similar benefit at no cost he can start at home

Bronson got hench with no gear at all


2043d5 No.246957

*bites tongue*


2043d5 No.246958

>>246956

True enough. Speaking of I'd say best investment would go towards a pull up frame that you can hang rings off for bronson-esque henchness


a5f25f No.246959

>>246957

No say it lad i don't exactly discuss this with anybody else to be corrected by


f6e369 No.246960

>>246956

I did look at bronson's workout book actually

it seems to overcomplicated and protracted though

he made it that way to stop people from becoming as BIG as him kek

sticking with 5bx for now, it has pushups and that so that's fine


a5f25f No.246961

>>246958

Agreed on the pull up frame but he wouldn't have a hope of doing anything you except hanging off it for ages, no offence he's a big lad


f6e369 No.246962

>>246961

not quite gay welshman level but it was pretty disgusting last time I saw a scale


753df2 No.246963

>>246961

wess is fat? wew


f6e369 No.246964

File: 45c6c0dae8c5ebe⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 49.96 KB, 640x896, 5:7, BIG dafty.jpg)

>>246963

lad, I…


2043d5 No.246965

>>246954

>>246959

Just that alternating dumbell/water jug this and thats is likely not gonna be very controlled.

I think if money can be spent then a pull up frame with a dip station is preferable.

A controlled bodyweight routine has less variables and is easier tbh.

>>246960

Bronson's routine is a waste of time. But the one one reddit's r/bodyweight sub reddit is pretty sikk


753df2 No.246966

>>246964

are you tall lad?


2043d5 No.246967

you can do more than hang off it as well

like rows and L sits and negatives ect ect ect


f6e369 No.246968

File: 941b707fd0165f8⋯.png (129.75 KB, 276x263, 276:263, nervousderuyter.png)

>>246964

actually I think I've lost weight since that photo tbh

>>246965

bodyweight in 5bx is

pushups

situps

pelvis lift thingies where you raise torso and legs

and some other stuff

>>246966

six foot


753df2 No.246969

>>246968

scared of you don't bully me


f6e369 No.246970

>>246969

we're all good lads here lad I don't bully unless you're westie


a5f25f No.246971

>>246962

Hope you aren't taking this as criticism, I dgaf how fat you are lad. I work with stranger builders and scaffolders, but they can lift their own weight

I'm not skinny, this isn't a dig at that mate

>>246965

Agreed, I wouldn't know about comparing the two, just think what you'd gain from a gym isn't worth the money you'd have to spend when you could see a pt like supreme leader does


2043d5 No.246972


a5f25f No.246973

>>246972

>yoga

Underrated tbh


a5f25f No.246974

>>246967

Yeah I know the bit of gear you mean, bodyweight dips would be perfect wouldn't they?


f6e369 No.246975

>>246971

no lad it's self improvement smh

being a big lad is bad

>>246972

thanks I'll give it a look lad

trying to figure out a bodyweight calisthenics/stretches thing too, yoga might be it because all my searches turn up is super roid lad's mega routines smh


a5f25f No.246976

>>246971

>stranger

*fatter

Wtf sort of predictive text is this


2043d5 No.246977

I wouldn't trust PTs if I were you tho lads. just spend a week on /fit/.

>>246971

That we more or less agree on. 50/month for a college gym is beyond highway robbery.

Druid compounds gonna need a power rack in the future tbh

>>246973

H I G H L Y U N D E R R A T ED tbh

It's really hard and your core gets immense

>>246974

Yeah dips are a great compound movement for your upperbody. mix that with exercises to get him ready to do chins ups, along with some rows for his back and he'd never drop shit again tbh

>>246975

It's way better than any "mix-a-bunch-of-hard-looking-shit-together-to-sell-this-crap-to-normies" bronson book if we're all being honest.

If you need any help with a yoga routine I'm your guy. Mommas an instructor


753df2 No.246978

i just need a gf


f6e369 No.246979

>>246978

we can go scare some townie slags in yeovil tbh


753df2 No.246980


13b49b No.246981

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>246946

i thought this was the peak of technology


219f9c No.246982

>>246977

Fair enough tbh, if you can get the technique right without a pt then sweet, you know it's dangerous to fanny about with heavy stuff though, can easily do yourself more damage than good if you haven't looked at /fit/

>core

Tbh I did it in college and it was great

>compound

Guess it is, I might buy one now you mention it

Only got dumbbells and a bar


753df2 No.246983

File: ac6c551011ed1f7⋯.jpg (305.95 KB, 857x1200, 857:1200, yummyy.jpg)


2043d5 No.246984

>>246982

A decent pull up frame with a dip station, preferably one tall enough to attach rings to, would be one of the best fitness investments to be made.

Dumbells are ok but they're best for bodybuilding exercises, not strength building compounds.


2657c2 No.246985

>>246972

>yoga

Very Indo-European


219f9c No.246986

>>246984

I only use the dumbbells at full reach to simulate tools tbh, probably will buy a frame soon, thanks lad


e37dab No.246987

tried walking like a warrior lately, afraid it will deform me or something smh


219f9c No.246988

>>246987

Strong and stable


2043d5 No.246989

>>246987

heel striking is for Chad's


2043d5 No.246990

>>246986

all good in the hood lad, fitness is my #1


219f9c No.246991

>>246989

And box stepping


2043d5 No.246992

>>246991

and 2 stepping


e37dab No.246993

>>246989

so everyone walks like chads?


144813 No.246994

File: f4aa28c109d3de5⋯.jpg (41.37 KB, 575x256, 575:256, Capture.JPG)

>>246898

Should be #435 kek


219f9c No.246995

>>246992

Fucking right


2043d5 No.246996

>>246993

i certainly do that's for sure

>>246994

this is what happens when ol' shrop makes the threads tbh


2043d5 No.246997

*pictures stranger deliberately tip toeing around awkwardly*

top kek lass


e37dab No.246998

>>246997

ahhhh I work at night nobody saw me, r-right?


219f9c No.246999

>>246951

Do you want work next week?


219f9c No.247000

Druids


753df2 No.247001

>>247000

fuck you that was MY get


144813 No.247002

File: eb4869c1bc66190⋯.jpg (83.02 KB, 1238x733, 1238:733, Lump of Steel.JPG)

File: 2bf99a306b40b56⋯.jpg (69.99 KB, 1224x744, 51:31, fuck me.JPG)

>>246919

You'd love astronomy then lad, the same weights are 10x the price because fucking why not.

Literally less than 3kg weight costing £60


219f9c No.247003

>>247001

No, fuck YOU


f6e369 No.247004

>>247002

I suppose they're precision machined and perfectly balanced to the telescope or something but still


219f9c No.247005

>>247002

Wtf I could make those

Where are they being sold?


219f9c No.247006

>>247004

>>247005

Could machine them out of fucking titanium at that price


144813 No.247007

>>247004

Kek are they fuck, there's just no need


2043d5 No.247008

>>246998

maybe not this time lass, but I've got lads zeroing in on your position with video cameras


219f9c No.247009

>>247008

[Radio crackling]

I'm in position in Finland


e37dab No.247010

>>247008

guess I'll pretend to be normal from now on

picking your nose is normal, right?


f6e369 No.247011

File: c033777efa5abc6⋯.png (460.93 KB, 655x650, 131:130, pepejew.png)

>>247006

>>247007

might be a good opportunity if people buy them

>single-handedly crashing the market with superior, cheaper products


e37dab No.247012

>tfw you nosebleed on the packages

smh I'll pretend they were that way when I got them


219f9c No.247013

>>247010

Only if you eat it too

>>247011

Just seems silly, if he knows people paying that then I may as well make the fucking things


753df2 No.247014

>>247003

bit gay tbh


219f9c No.247015

>>247014

I kno u R


e37dab No.247016

>>247013

>Only if you eat it too

but eating them makes your immune system stronger


219f9c No.247017

>>247016

No it doesn't your stomach acid destroys it


144813 No.247018

>>247012

They'll think it's one of your hookers' blood tbh, careful lad


e37dab No.247019

>>247017

Either way what's wrong smh

>>247018

but I bag those up so nicely smh


219f9c No.247020

>>247018

Kek he only drives a little wagon doesn't he? Not a truck


753df2 No.247021

File: 2225bb5fbe48d4b⋯.jpg (105.98 KB, 601x601, 1:1, JUST.jpg)


144813 No.247022

>>247020

That's why he goes after the midget ones innit


e37dab No.247023

smh I thought I was improving my immune system


f6e369 No.247024

File: 0a17b2ee46fb364⋯.png (104.84 KB, 255x231, 85:77, stop5.png)

>>247021

I can guess

lad…


e37dab No.247025

>>247020

weight aside I could probably fit at least 50 people in the van tbh. Would get heavy lifting them high enough in the end though


219f9c No.247026

>>247022

Kek are they half price as they're half height

>>247023

Lmao


753df2 No.247027

>>247024

no lad

just the last few days have made feel so terrible smh


219f9c No.247028

>>247025

Is it like a transit? Never asked you I don't think


219f9c No.247029

>>247027

Cheer up you knobber


753df2 No.247030

>>247029

t. normie

IM TRYING AAAAHHHH


144813 No.247031

>>247026

2 for 1


219f9c No.247032

>>247030

I was being sarcastic lad

I know these feels


e37dab No.247033

>>247028

A transit?


219f9c No.247034


2043d5 No.247035

I forgot what a "feel" is LONG ago


219f9c No.247036

>>247033

A ford transit van lad

Or is it a box van


753df2 No.247037

>>247032

I believe it's probably the big turning point in my life tbh


219f9c No.247038

>>247035

A feel is when you grab a lass by the pussy


2043d5 No.247039

>>247038

it appears i was just punked


219f9c No.247040

>>247037

For good or bad?


e449ee No.247041

>>246996

>>246994

oh for fuck's sake


e37dab No.247042

File: 8e1ca835c621790⋯.png (1022.04 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>>247036

this one


2043d5 No.247043

>>247041

might make a point of this from now on tbh


219f9c No.247044

>>247042

Vauxhall vivaro

Sweet

Turbo yeah?


753df2 No.247045

>>247040

for good

all the bad shall be left behind


e449ee No.247046

>>247043

don't you dare


219f9c No.247047

>>247045

*raises glass*


2043d5 No.247048

>>247045

leave a steamer in the toilet for your mum to find lad


e37dab No.247049

>>247044

Yeah, not sure about turbo. What does it do/how would I know?


2043d5 No.247050


e449ee No.247051

>>247049

smh lad


219f9c No.247052

>>247046

I'm up for misnumbering too if it irks you


753df2 No.247053

>>247048

I only do good boy poos lad

>>247047

:}


2043d5 No.247054

>>247053

invite wess around to do it then tbh


144813 No.247055

File: a0e1c600f1d95d0⋯.jpg (52.81 KB, 634x357, 634:357, Untitled.jpg)

>>247034

I SAY YOU FUCK ONE, YOU GET ONE FREE

I SAY YOU FUCK ONE, YOU GET ONE FREE


219f9c No.247056

>>247049

The engine will increase revs faster between 1200 and 2500 rpm and be slow anywhere else


753df2 No.247057

>>247054

leave my toilet alone


219f9c No.247058

>>247055

I'm ded lad lmao


e37dab No.247059

>>247056

no idea tbh


2043d5 No.247060

what are you lads doing on valentine's lad


f6e369 No.247061

>>247060

don't remember when it is tbh


e37dab No.247062

>>247060

going to dig up one of my favourite hookers tbh


2043d5 No.247063

>>247061

tomorra lad


2043d5 No.247064

>>247062

ah yes….

we all remember dory the dwarf. she was a nice girl…


753df2 No.247065

>>247060

Think of cuddling a lass and cry myself to sleep


f6e369 No.247066

File: 5611e79eb95312e⋯.png (9.95 KB, 321x339, 107:113, wewsjak.png)

>>247063

pub, I guess

maybe at the gentrified local, I'll have a meal for one


c72d14 No.247067

>>247060

Nothing tbh, probably going to be curled up feeling coldy


e37dab No.247068

>>247064

>tfw no human microwave


753df2 No.247069

>>247066

at least we all have each other here lad

no homo


13b49b No.247070

File: 09ac396c696da0f⋯.png (673.66 KB, 738x960, 123:160, ClipboardImage.png)

>>247062

in searching for this image peter sutherland came up in the similar words bit, and I was reminded that the faggot is actually dead


f6e369 No.247071

File: 59265e53c616687⋯.png (770.61 KB, 1141x865, 1141:865, ClipboardImage.png)

>a bunch of frenchmen bully a fish by putting up mirrors around it's territory so it thinks it's being besieged


1e96db No.247072

>>247060

Spoons


1e96db No.247073

>>247071

Sacre bleu


13b49b No.247074

>bibi about to get arrested


f6e369 No.247075

File: c7be5b5c2fc0b39⋯.png (203.31 KB, 583x335, 583:335, ClipboardImage.png)

>>247073

they proceed to gas a baby shrimp out of it's mound and bully it by not letting it escape

>>247074

yeah right


2043d5 No.247076

>Phone posts + computer posts = (70)ish

smh lads


2657c2 No.247077

File: b0256a4a52abdfc⋯.jpg (20.3 KB, 450x291, 150:97, Clegg anguish.jpg)

>tfw the bitcoin price stopped collapsing

Maybe it will start again later?


2043d5 No.247078

wait a minute no it doesnt

i dont remember my ID carrying over as a feature


2657c2 No.247079

>>247074

Are Jews actually answerable to any system of law?


1e96db No.247080

>>247076

Lel I just lost my fast VPN server for some reason, guess gchq had enough of reading my cack posts


f6e369 No.247081

File: 4fb68fe79b9ce9d⋯.png (467.48 KB, 693x629, 693:629, ClipboardImage.png)

>frenchman bullied by fish


1e96db No.247082

>>247077

No too many people are invested for it to ever hit zero

Reckon it'll go up to 11k then right back down


2043d5 No.247083

but then thinking back I suppose it must've done

I guess I used to switch to data when I ohone posted b4

>>247080

Smh lad now you can't do underhanded post count magick


1e96db No.247084

>>247075

Je deteste le croissant

>>247074

Doubt


1e96db No.247085

>>247083

Nothing I do is underhand smh

This one is slow as shit so I'll be hopping about in this thread

Ctrl+f (You)


f6e369 No.247086

File: 05afd1526742fcf⋯.png (492.89 KB, 887x553, 887:553, ClipboardImage.png)

>>247084

in revenge for being bullied by a single fish the frenchmen begin gassing the entire reef, using a giant syringe of mengeleian proportion


144813 No.247087

File: 89a59e2267b6701⋯.webm (2.54 MB, 960x540, 16:9, 22st.webm)


f6e369 No.247088

File: a9cb4346825291c⋯.png (772.46 KB, 1085x897, 1085:897, ClipboardImage.png)


1e96db No.247089

>>247086

Et voila! La piscine est mierda!


f6e369 No.247090

File: 3ce97356acb189d⋯.webm (1.81 MB, 960x540, 16:9, thicctransport.webm)


f6e369 No.247091

File: 708eda432c96da6⋯.png (174.28 KB, 621x377, 621:377, ClipboardImage.png)

>>247089

not content with their revenge, the frenchmen cruelly imprison their piscine enemies


1e96db No.247092


1e96db No.247093

>>247091

Le bubbles


753df2 No.247094

ffs mum


f6e369 No.247095

>>247093

the experiment was actually pretty interesting

>even fish have the instinct of racial/in-group preservation

>the absolute state of brainwashed whites


681ad0 No.247096

>>246999

Yes trips, please, dependent on location mind you.


e449ee No.247097

Smh racist fish this is clearly a fault of pollution by white people


e449ee No.247098

>>247096

/newbrit/ construction limited soon


f6e369 No.247099

File: 1fb4d8245a016cb⋯.png (451.85 KB, 1017x653, 1017:653, ClipboardImage.png)

>the depraved frenchmen, aroused by their conquest of small, harmless marine life, begin to prep a coral outcrop, using a medium-sized prophylactic


681ad0 No.247100

>>247098

So long as it is in easy travelling distance though.


04e857 No.247101

>>247096

>>247100

Its in west Sussex but can do £100+£20 towards train fare a day for 2 days work

Can pick you up from a station etc


681ad0 No.247102

>>247101

Is that for each day?


04e857 No.247103

>>247102

Fuck no oops

I meant overall

50 a day plus a tenner train


04e857 No.247104

>>247103

Cash in hand so it's 10£/h taxed for comparison


144813 No.247105

File: e16962dcc66e6ac⋯.webm (7.04 MB, 960x540, 16:9, His friends are electric.webm)


e37dab No.247106

>>247105

i am gay. OC?


753df2 No.247107

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


c72d14 No.247108

>>247106

Stop gaying up the board lad smh


fb4094 No.247109

*listens to ratm*


e37dab No.247110


d8f3a1 No.247111

>>247109

SLEEP NOW IN THE FIRE

*big riff in the key of A*


681ad0 No.247112

>>247103

Cool, which days lad?


fb4094 No.247113

File: 9c98555c20f20c8⋯.jpg (1.23 MB, 3888x2592, 3:2, f-yemen-a-20150120.jpg)

>ywn be houthi

>>247111

based


f6e369 No.247114

>>247105

nectar


753df2 No.247115

fucksake aaaahhhhhh


d8f3a1 No.247116

Can you get done for sending a friend request on facebook a couple of times followed by some messages asking for reply?


04e857 No.247117

>>247112

Wednesday and Thursday I think? Any days that suit you best?

Are you on dickscord? Get my number off wess, anneprim or shrop if so


04e857 No.247118

>>247116

Yes if you've harassed them in other ways contemporaneously


d8f3a1 No.247119

>>247118

>harassed them in other ways

like what?


fb4094 No.247120

File: 599b62467b7dd42⋯.jpg (3.67 MB, 3504x2336, 3:2, Sanaa_street.jpg)

>>247113

how come yemenis all look cool then you walk down your local high street and everyone is fat and alchoholised


04e857 No.247121

>>247119

That bit is subjective

If they felt uncomfortable with your contact and told you and you carried on contacting then its harassment


681ad0 No.247122

>>247117

Will get back to you tomorrow, need to check which days I'm working first.


d8f3a1 No.247123

>>247121

but if they ignored you and you deleted your account and never bothered them again, is all well and sound?


144813 No.247124

File: 2e4cf6a6ebb9709⋯.webm (2.2 MB, 960x540, 16:9, zoomzoom.webm)


04e857 No.247125

>>247122

Nice one, needs to be after tuesday

one day is fine tho if its all you can do

>>247123

Yeah that wouldn't stick in court

Why lad? pembs?


2657c2 No.247126

>>247087

10/10 post


d8f3a1 No.247127

File: abe0e1fefcda36d⋯.gif (832.15 KB, 252x188, 63:47, 998576454222.gif)

>>247125

>Why lad?

asking for a friend


144813 No.247128

File: 188b707d015c15a⋯.webm (550.06 KB, 960x540, 16:9, DeeDee You.webm)


04e857 No.247129

>>247127

If you are pembs and need actual legal advice get the details pinged to me by one if the lads and I'll get lawfag on it


04e857 No.247130

>>247129

If you are not pembs you can go and boil your head


d8f3a1 No.247131

>>247129

yeah nah

im not pembs

>>247130

*prepares boiling water in a pan*


04e857 No.247132

>>247131

Good lad make sure its at simmering temperature before you put your head in it


04e857 No.247133

File: 8013bc59720ba2c⋯.jpg (13.25 KB, 265x190, 53:38, images (8).jpg)

Rare photo of future /newbrit/


f6e369 No.247134

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>247133

*becomes visibly nervous four feet above ground*


681ad0 No.247135

File: 9a457d924c04f9e⋯.jpg (106.63 KB, 675x446, 675:446, IMG_1946.JPG)


539b9e No.247136

>>247134

He ded


539b9e No.247137

>>247135

Lel I'm a vegetarian though


681ad0 No.247138

>>247137

KFC is a vegetable lad.


539b9e No.247139

>>247138

7 herbs and spices


539b9e No.247140

Has Dorset killed himself


f6e369 No.247141

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

my people


144813 No.247142

File: 93aaef6e69af825⋯.jpg (349.33 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, NewbritWorks.jpg)


539b9e No.247143

>>247142

Nigga that's neat af


144813 No.247144

File: 27a216d6cdd5c83⋯.webm (9.83 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Russians falling off buil….webm)


539b9e No.247145

We shall build the

N

E

W

M

A

C

H

I

N

E

One job at a time


fb4094 No.247146

File: a0da6bf4ca7aa89⋯.jpg (1.6 MB, 2004x1158, 334:193, Queen_Victoria's_Diamond_J….jpg)

>>247145

amen lad


681ad0 No.247147

>>247142

YEEEEAAAAH BOIIII


2657c2 No.247148

>>247134

>not having a mate nearby to pull you up just in case you bit off more than you could chew

Those fucking ants, I swear.


753df2 No.247149

File: 15ffb82efb7e339⋯.png (1.13 MB, 837x1024, 837:1024, 15ffb82efb7e339e5261a90ddc….png)


753df2 No.247150

so bloody tired

conflicting thoughts

confidence and desire

to hopelessness


2043d5 No.247151

Going out lads

Maybe cya around 4am. Have a good night

Would appreciate it if someone remembers to remind me to phone those cuts at virgin because they're charging me for things I'm not clear that I ain't doing


539b9e No.247152

>>247151

Have fun lad


e449ee No.247153

>>247142

Good times with friends tbh


f6e369 No.247154

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

FRESH SWOLE VARG

*switches to the thulean workout*


144813 No.247155

File: ced5418989cc214⋯.jpg (196.62 KB, 1300x1064, 325:266, Whistle 2.jpg)


cada63 No.247156

File: bd70e2f2ba89c1d⋯.png (797.11 KB, 974x563, 974:563, ClipboardImage.png)

rate my car lads


144813 No.247157

>>247156

Pretty sick, Doris


144813 No.247158

File: 90eb751de9b67c6⋯.jpg (138.64 KB, 624x471, 208:157, 1993_Ryder_van.jpg)

rate my van lads


753df2 No.247159

>pagan vs christian shitflinging again

yawn


144813 No.247160


753df2 No.247161

>>247160

/shit/


f6e369 No.247162

File: 6ba91fd4a17bfb4⋯.png (168.79 KB, 256x327, 256:327, druidpuke.png)

>>247159

it's the other way around lad smh

>post a varg video

>essex decides to start shit

>SA joins in

>minutes later

>"we dindu nuffin christians iz gud bois"


753df2 No.247163

>>247162

tbh the more it continues the more i dislike both sides and want to side with baste normie prod christianity


c72d14 No.247164

>>247162

Seems to really touch a nerve with SA tbh


753df2 No.247165

>>247164

he's a moron larper tbh


c72d14 No.247166

>>247165

He's a very silly boi


1241dc No.247167

>>247159

At least it isn't another "we hate women because the pretty ones won't let us have sex with them" thread


753df2 No.247168

>>247166

he always gets super defensive and has terrible arguments[if any], constantly shifts his arguments and pretends he never said anything

he'll never ever admit to being wrong

he's the type of Christian that is pure LARP and probably only in it for politics, and muh DEUS VULT GIB CONSTANTINOPLE KILL ALL MUSLIMS LARP

he is an embarrassment to Christians

>>247167

How do I have sex with a PRETTY woman?


1241dc No.247169

>>247168

You marry her.


c2c3f9 No.247170

File: 762099c44678ea7⋯.png (152.33 KB, 580x420, 29:21, ClipboardImage.png)

Is there a more based Lozenge?


753df2 No.247171

>>247169

not seen a pretty woman in donkeys


1241dc No.247172

File: 0be6dcded0c78a9⋯.jpg (85.32 KB, 686x686, 1:1, IMG_1948.JPG)


c2c3f9 No.247173

File: 36ff746c6e3f12d⋯.gif (19.09 KB, 190x200, 19:20, 200_s.gif)

>>247172

They don't sell them at the local store. Always remember the advert for those tbh.


753df2 No.247174

>>247170

my cum


c72d14 No.247175

>>247162

You should just spam PAGANG memes at him tbh


aa8a6c No.247176

File: 908b04aefce6cfb⋯.jpg (226.68 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, Menthol-Crystals-Macro.jpg)

>lozenges

>not doing pure menthol crystal hotknives


e449ee No.247177

fellas i forgot it was valentines day tomorrow


1241dc No.247178

>>247177

what have you got me?


753df2 No.247179

>>247177

you going to ask westie out?


539b9e No.247180

>>247178

If you have a vagina I've got some champagne that needs drinking


e449ee No.247181

>>247179

no lad

>>247178

lass…


77f522 No.247182

File: 341eec1856086e0⋯.png (636.82 KB, 784x1369, 784:1369, W 2968.png)

>>247179

*buys dorset a choco egg*


539b9e No.247183


539b9e No.247184

>>247181

Its wierd to see you talking to yourself


753df2 No.247185

>>247182

take it back and shove it up your arse you gigantic turd pusher


77f522 No.247186

File: 94474fd945d8c7e⋯.png (1.71 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

anybody want to watch kagemusha on friday never seen it


539b9e No.247187

>>247185

Just spat beer out that was funny


144813 No.247188

File: 6a7452b75d56275⋯.jpg (83.11 KB, 766x916, 383:458, Capture.JPG)

caught


e449ee No.247189

>>247184

nah lad I was talking to someone else


e37dab No.247190

>>247188

gayboi caught


e449ee No.247191

>>247190

mission: elimination


539b9e No.247192

>>247189

You crafty fuck


f6e369 No.247193

File: 3bf7e4c6dc52c23⋯.png (2.16 MB, 1200x1800, 2:3, yahweh.png)

>>247175

don't think I have any good pagan memes tbh

best one is probably this


c72d14 No.247194

File: 4b1b5938a174f00⋯.jpg (25.44 KB, 1250x650, 25:13, Pagang2.jpg)

>>247193

There's pagan and there's PAGANG lad, know the difference, it could save your life


539b9e No.247195

>>247194

Now that's a strong memie


f6e369 No.247196

>>247194

did a little kek tbh


c72d14 No.247197

File: 36edf11505ff42a⋯.jpg (81.09 KB, 800x1200, 2:3, analbeads.jpg)

File: 24cf6dec3bac312⋯.jpg (186.1 KB, 654x757, 654:757, image.jpg)

Plenty more where that came from


c72d14 No.247198

File: 56c1baa76210712⋯.jpg (68.16 KB, 900x499, 900:499, jew_scum.jpg)

File: 19d222c7c82a6fd⋯.jpg (153.16 KB, 1279x720, 1279:720, Oblivion.jpg)


2cb871 No.247199

>mummy talking about how she was allowed to play with liquid mercury again


753df2 No.247200

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


aa8a6c No.247201


539b9e No.247202

I like the PAGANG memie


539b9e No.247203


c72d14 No.247204

File: 745bc4699bdce22⋯.jpg (90.88 KB, 1099x1015, 157:145, WICCANF.jpg)

File: 96486378ae536ce⋯.jpg (7.48 KB, 333x499, 333:499, Pagang3.jpg)


144813 No.247205

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

e449ee No.247206

>>247204

i love these


c72d14 No.247207

File: b6f8dc6a6f942d5⋯.jpg (32.05 KB, 480x684, 40:57, odinj.jpg)

File: 9d048cb5943da98⋯.jpg (45.07 KB, 1916x1076, 479:269, Pagang.jpg)


753df2 No.247208

all things bright and beautiful

all creatures great and small


539b9e No.247209

>>247204

>>247207

These are just daft enough to be brilliant


c72d14 No.247210

File: edaa8ec8c6dccfe⋯.png (900.89 KB, 930x579, 310:193, runes.png)

File: 211b03e17ade5ef⋯.jpg (42.46 KB, 502x800, 251:400, thorcom.jpg)


c72d14 No.247211

File: d3ebb33eef17134⋯.png (269.61 KB, 800x600, 4:3, bengri.png)

File: de51ccf868f3ed3⋯.png (1.2 MB, 986x600, 493:300, trve.png)


2cb871 No.247212

>>247201

die how you lived

>>247207

>nazbol gang

>pagang

how many gangs are there


e449ee No.247213

>>247212

not enough


144813 No.247214

>>247208

Cauliflowers fluffy

And cabbages green

Strawberries sweeter, than any I've seen


2cb871 No.247215

>>247213

to be fare


539b9e No.247216


2cb871 No.247217

>>247214

the dog goes moo


539b9e No.247218

>>247214

Ahhhhhhhhh the school memories


c72d14 No.247219

>>247216

Druidgang


cada63 No.247220

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

144813 No.247221

>>247220

cinematography kino


52d87c No.247222

>>247180

>spoiler

What champagne is it?

>>247181

are you finally going to make me BO? :-)


144813 No.247223

File: 7df3e29ad83d0db⋯.jpg (604.69 KB, 1803x1200, 601:400, Whisper 2.jpg)

don't tell anyone, but somethingelse has a roastie like a canoe


cada63 No.247224

>>247223

I believe it


753df2 No.247225

>>247223

yummy

i want to bite her beef curtains


0cd38a No.247226

>>247223

wdhmbt


9b20ac No.247227

>>247222

Comte de senneval


52d87c No.247228

>>247227

Never heard of that one tbh

It's the Lidl champagne? o.o


753df2 No.247229

>>247226

do you have a clit?


9b20ac No.247230

>>247228

Yeah smh got given it at new years


52d87c No.247231

>>247229

Why would I? Only lasses have those.

>>247230

>got given it

They mustn't like you lad. I'd given you Moët at least


52d87c No.247232

the rumours of somethingelse being a female-male boy-girl is a gayist conspiracy tbh


753df2 No.247233

>>247231

Shame

I want a real lass to talk to


52d87c No.247234


9b20ac No.247235

>>247231

It was that or wine, and I don't drink wine

Lel id rather whisky but I could sip most like a rapper happily


9b20ac No.247236

>>247232

>conspiracy


aa8a6c No.247237

>>247233

talk to your mummy


753df2 No.247238

>>247237

>3

who even are you

nobody in europes ever heard of you


9b20ac No.247239

>>247237

his mum has her mouth full right now


e37dab No.247240

>>247232

Are you a real girl? I always imagined you to be


52d87c No.247241

>>247235

You need to learn to like wine. Ladies like men who know their wine.

>>247240

You imagine lots of things Judas.


9b20ac No.247242

>>247240

Tbf I'm happy to hire him for a day if only to get this question answered once and for all


e37dab No.247243

>>247241

Judas was paid smh

>>247242

you'd pay him for sex regardless of his genitals?


aa8a6c No.247244

File: 93e917b57303959⋯.jpg (156.29 KB, 1096x616, 137:77, come clean lad.jpg)

>>247238

I'm a detective lad. Investigating a very serious matter indeed


9b20ac No.247245

>>247241

I kinda know wine, I just don't drink it if anything else is available

I know what a good burgundy tastes like

I just don't like it


52d87c No.247246

>>247243

>Judas was paid

That would mean your betrayal was worse than his tbhsmhimhotbqh

>>247242

that's worth more than £50


9b20ac No.247247

>>247243

You are one messed up puppy


cada63 No.247248

File: ea654464a43b527⋯.png (747.65 KB, 500x671, 500:671, ea654464a43b5275981b4f07cb….png)

Valentines is going to be awful tbqh


9b20ac No.247249

>>247246

Could stretch to £69 I guess


9b20ac No.247250

>>247248

Tbh

But spoons will have new ales on


e37dab No.247251

>>247246

I didn't betray you smh


cada63 No.247252

>>247250

I don't think I could live with myself if it went to spoons 3 days out of 5


753df2 No.247253

>>247248

we'll find our wife one day


9b20ac No.247254

>>247252

Go 5/7 then


cada63 No.247255

>go to spoons on valentines

>get preyed upon by lonely milfs

Doesn't sound like a good idea now that I think about it


9b20ac No.247256

>>247255

R u joking


cada63 No.247257

>>247256

no. why


9b20ac No.247258

>>247257

That's my plan


cada63 No.247259

>>247258

not really my scene tbqh

but I also can't really be arsed to cook for myself tomorrow

maybe


aa8a6c No.247260

>>247258

Lonely women don't go out on valentines lad they stay at home eating ben and jerry's and crying


9b20ac No.247261

>>247259

Probably be a few fat young lasses too


cada63 No.247262

>>247261

fat lasses are worse than milfs


9b20ac No.247263

>>247260

Dunno lad I've never been unsuccessful before

Seems to be plenty


aa8a6c No.247264

>>247263

happy hunting lad, I prefer to stalk salsa classes


9b20ac No.247265

>>247262

They do all sorts of kinky shit though lad

Just don't tell anyone


753df2 No.247266

*thinks about pretty lass and gets sad again*


cada63 No.247267

>>247265

I don't think I could live with myself if I shagged a fat lass


9b20ac No.247268

>>247264

Ahhh the old fail-safe

Don't blame you lad, but they don't sell ale at salsa classes


9b20ac No.247269

>>247267

Its surprisingly easy


52d87c No.247270

File: 0ee551490e78d1f⋯.png (291.54 KB, 718x714, 359:357, IMG_1959.PNG)

FRESH OC


cada63 No.247271

>>247269

You're not me


753df2 No.247272


cada63 No.247273

>>247270

>tfw no natalie portman valentine

kill me


144813 No.247274

File: 2085ef6b4facbeb⋯.jpg (214 KB, 975x1390, 195:278, Apple 3.jpg)


9b20ac No.247275

>>247270

Lel needs more

>tfw no nazi gf

>>247271

For that I am thankful


cada63 No.247276

>>247275

>For that I am thankful

rude


e449ee No.247277

>>247232

I thought the conspiracy was that I was somethingelse?


cada63 No.247278

>>247277

>anshit is somethingelse and also a girl

I believe it


9b20ac No.247279

>>247277

It still is


9b20ac No.247280

>>247278

He does have nice legs tbf


e449ee No.247281

>>247280

>>247278

roooooooooo


144813 No.247282

File: 81f3385e04fc97b⋯.jpg (254.42 KB, 975x1181, 975:1181, Whisper 7.jpg)

>>247277

Hey guys have you heard that Anneprim has a detachable willy?


e449ee No.247283


9b20ac No.247284

>>247282

His name is Paul dickoff


9b20ac No.247285

File: ca974137b1f8d6d⋯.png (3.87 KB, 210x240, 7:8, download.png)


144813 No.247286

>>247284

topkek is that a name or an instruction?


9b20ac No.247287

>>247286

Both, it does what it says on the tin


9b20ac No.247288

Super important business meeting tomorrow tbh, suiting and booting and all, don't want to take sleepers in case I still feel them tomorrow morning

Ahhhhhhhh


e647ed No.247289

>>247277

If you were somethingelse you'd be cool 😎


e449ee No.247290

>>247289

* bans you *


aa8a6c No.247291

>>247288

just stay up all night lad


9b20ac No.247292

Emoji usage should be a permaban tbh


9b20ac No.247293

>>247291

I've got some crap speed so I could


753df2 No.247294

>>247288

>suiting and booting

hate this phrase


9b20ac No.247295

>>247294

Doing myself up to the 9s


e647ed No.247296

>tfw drank all my /bestgreen/ milk before eating my oreos


9b20ac No.247297

File: 246d67e096ec47d⋯.png (59.26 KB, 500x500, 1:1, The-One-new-packaging.png)


2cb871 No.247298

>>247288

>>247293

why not take sleeping stuff at night and speed in the morning they respect a lad who can guerny


e647ed No.247299

>>247292

Everyone likes emojis lad 💁🏻


9b20ac No.247300

>>247298

Lmao I'm not hardcore enough for that anymore

I'd probably have a heart attack


9b20ac No.247301


9b20ac No.247302

*reports myself*


e647ed No.247303

>>247301

Ew, it's not huwhite 🙅🏻


9b20ac No.247304

>>247303

🚐🚚

I didn't even know you could copy and paste them


9b20ac No.247305

Going to have to start vaping I'm coughing my guts up


9b20ac No.247306

Where is canadanon today?


cada63 No.247307

>>247306

I think he's only just got off of work in canadian time

That or he found a Goblin and is having a 48 hour sex romp with her


e647ed No.247308

>>247306

Hopefully repenting for his wicked ways and confessing his sins, or in jail for saying parliament instead of parliapeoplet.


2cb871 No.247309


9b20ac No.247310


753df2 No.247311

such a fool

the answer was so simple

the bringer of life

the sun!


9b20ac No.247312

File: 87ff96fd247c8a3⋯.jpg (21.65 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 8iixATI0_400x400.jpg)

Thou shalt not worship false Icke-ons


9b20ac No.247313


e647ed No.247314

File: 9e7b69e089f9d32⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 292.41 KB, 675x374, 675:374, IMG_1963.PNG)

Goodnight.


e647ed No.247315

File: 73ff3e01e5cb5da⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 294.33 KB, 675x374, 675:374, IMG_1964.PNG)

Sleep tight.


2cb871 No.247316

>>247314

Night lax


e449ee No.247317


9b20ac No.247318


144813 No.247319

File: 623795e6caae580⋯.jpg (313.37 KB, 1500x1100, 15:11, Sleeping 3.jpg)


9b20ac No.247320

>>247315

>>247314

>>247318

And let me know about work smfh


753df2 No.247321

ITS

ITS

ITS VALENTINES DAY


753df2 No.247322

>youtube videos that are now 10 years old

blimey


cada63 No.247323

File: 8d14fa7c12b120b⋯.png (255.82 KB, 480x553, 480:553, ClipboardImage.png)

Never thought of it that way


9b20ac No.247324


2cb871 No.247325

>>247323

niggerhitler a shit


e647ed No.247328

Good morning.


c72d14 No.247329

>>247328

Morning


f6e369 No.247330

yullo


9b20ac No.247331


9b20ac No.247332

>"great" shitain


9b20ac No.247333

Got cold feet


f6e369 No.247334

>>247333

put some more socks on


9b20ac No.247335

>>247334

I have now

Bit annoying waking up with numb feet

ICE AGE ARYANISM


9b20ac No.247336

What's the craic today then

On my way to this meeting smh


c72d14 No.247337

File: 2f6058e1169320c⋯.jpg (212.37 KB, 1200x960, 5:4, 2f6058e1169320c6edac6d3e0c….jpg)


04e857 No.247338

Architect status: btfo


f6e369 No.247339

forgot it was shrove tuesday yesterday so I'm making pancakes today tbh

also got some free bread from the lass in the shop

>>247338

goodlad


68928a No.247340

>>247320

Working everyday next week lad so can't do it unfortunately.


04e857 No.247341

>>247339

Nice I forgot about that too, I'll buy some thicc ones from asda later


04e857 No.247342

>>247340

No worries thanks anyway lad


04e857 No.247343

Wish we were like yankistan and had Mexicans I could pick up outside diy shops for a days work smfh


e449ee No.247344

My mum got me some chocolates lads I think it's time to hang in the towel


f6e369 No.247345

>>247343

tbh could just go into any pub and ask loudly

>>247344

I got some for myself tbh

settled for minstrels instead of revels smh smh


04e857 No.247346

>>247344

Lop it off lad its over

>>247345

Not a bad idea lad

TO SPOONS


e449ee No.247347

>>247343

There was an old vice docco where they pretended to be migrants to the UK and they'd just hang out in the parking lots of DIY shops in urban areas. I guess sussex is just not a good spot for them.


04e857 No.247348

>>247347

Smh no, I wish

Asking my weed man, which is probably a stupid idea


04e857 No.247349

File: 522b4ab371c530f⋯.jpg (12.96 KB, 225x225, 1:1, download (6).jpg)

>>247347

>parking lot


144813 No.247350

File: f1aafad28e4e7bb⋯.webm (4.66 MB, 960x408, 40:17, Truth about Anprim.webm)

When you uncover the truth about anne primrose


e449ee No.247351


c72d14 No.247352

>>247345

>Eating sweets

WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAD


f6e369 No.247353

>>247349

>hey you want sum labour beeg foreman

>me hammer long time

>hold ladder lots you no regret dis

>*burly polish men wearing skimpy high-vis gear*

>>247350

hearty keks

>>247352

smh just this once

it's only a little bag

*makes thicc pancakes with lemon and syrup*

how quickly do things fall


f6e369 No.247354

File: b8a4eaeb2ac8c51⋯.png (99.4 KB, 360x299, 360:299, jabbathepepe.png)

>>247353

it's shrove wednesday anyway smh


e449ee No.247355

>>247350

*doesn't ban you because it's pretty funny*


04e857 No.247356

>>247350

Nice work

We have the best lore

>>247353

Lmao


f6e369 No.247357

File: 172dd4b69a067b0⋯.png (950.67 KB, 659x1600, 659:1600, ClipboardImage.png)


c72d14 No.247358

File: d09bdb3d6110ec0⋯.jpg (25.66 KB, 704x396, 16:9, r_header.jpg)

>>247353

WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION NUMBNUTS?


144813 No.247359

File: 95481e22d89fdc4⋯.jpg (143.4 KB, 1300x866, 650:433, Full up 1.jpg)

>>247357

kek lad


c72d14 No.247360

>>247354

You'd better burn that shit off lad


f6e369 No.247361

File: aea6a1d347e8dfc⋯.png (79.72 KB, 1240x1346, 620:673, doogle24.png)

>don't have the cake boy doogle

smh

>>247358

gluttony

>>247360

going to do as many pushups as I can in a minute tbh, to set a bar


04e857 No.247362


c72d14 No.247363

File: 5539cb407ecdab9⋯.jpg (9.54 KB, 250x243, 250:243, d8e7737446ec8a39ce76ee65bd….jpg)

>>247361

>Doogle has left us


f6e369 No.247364

>>247363

he posts on /brit/ occasionally

maybe one day he'll come back


f6e369 No.247365

File: 5da4f3b7acc86bd⋯.png (463.66 KB, 707x463, 707:463, ClipboardImage.png)

>varg btfos dafty again


f6e369 No.247366

File: 38ad5eb81f8073f⋯.webm (2.4 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, vargVScrusader.webm)

managing ten pushups in succession smh

gonna be a while


04e857 No.247367

>>247366

Need to be doing like 15 mins of hard work so you break a sweat or you may as well not do it

Try dips tbh, or pushups with your shins on the floor, and do 50 minimum

And do 30 mins a day

Ask shrop later about it tbh


f6e369 No.247368

>>247367

30 minutes at once better than an hour spread out?

if by shin ups = knees on the floor, 5bx covers that

it goes shin ups - press ups - press ups and changing position - angled press ups - press ups and clapping before returning to position etc


04e857 No.247369

>>247368

As long as you're following a guide then its alright, but it needs to be intense exercise, 5 minutes of full speed and power is better than 30 mins of lollygagging


f6e369 No.247370

File: 6949ca41da03d77⋯.png (35.7 KB, 692x532, 173:133, ClipboardImage.png)

*steals illegal westie memes*

>>247369

sound lad


e449ee No.247371

>>247363

:(

bring him back


753df2 No.247372

uhhh


77f522 No.247373

File: 38ac1b04d4b6f41⋯.jpg (41.43 KB, 800x785, 160:157, DVj6irIXcAAf_3j.jpg)

happy valentines all

>>247370

dunno what ur talkin about sir


e647ed No.247374

File: 2ad132545522e6c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 22.92 KB, 250x250, 1:1, IMG_1965.JPG)

>>247373

Happy Vantalines Day.

I got you a flower.


04e857 No.247375

>>247373

Hug me brother


04e857 No.247376

Its almost that time tbh

Public

D

r

u

n

k

e

n

e

s

s


2657c2 No.247377

File: cbaf55c335c3814⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 62.65 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, cbfd.jpg)


753df2 No.247378

>>247370

dunno if i want to meet smh

have you booked ye tickets?


77f522 No.247379

>>247374

reminds me of pvz


77f522 No.247380

File: f098d1c5d3c38ab⋯.png (55.63 KB, 188x180, 47:45, ClipboardImage.png)


f6e369 No.247381

File: daca469796fd361⋯.png (94.75 KB, 215x204, 215:204, empoweredvarg.png)

>>247378

LAD

don't give me that

what have you got to lose? It's an opportunity

what about working with vanlad too?

I'll even pay for the ticket cost if I must, you'll lose nothing but time

DON'T

be a neet all your life

take chances

this isn't even a big chance smh it's a guaranteed opportunity


04e857 No.247382

>>247378

>>247381

Tbh man up you soppy twat


753df2 No.247383

File: 2225bb5fbe48d4b⋯.jpg (105.98 KB, 601x601, 1:1, JUST.jpg)

>>247381

I know I'll feel better and confident on the day smh

just trying to stave off low energy feels aaahhh

freezing my willy off too


753df2 No.247384

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

f6e369 No.247385

File: cacbca8a7c10cf3⋯.png (29.36 KB, 300x250, 6:5, AUGH.png)

>>247383

put some clothes on and go outside and you'll feel better

DON'T

welsh on me


753df2 No.247386

>>247385

its like 0c and windy and rainy af ffs. tomorrow to tuesday is PEAK at a comfy 7-8c and 0 rain and wind aaahhh its going to be perfect

dont worry lad I'll never welsh you

h-heh


04e857 No.247387

>>247386

We will come to Portland and find you if you do


753df2 No.247388

File: 81c876af34b368a⋯.jpg (5.83 KB, 249x250, 249:250, swetti peppi.jpg)

>>247387

>Breaking News - Band of Racist, Nazi Druids viciously murder innocent NEET


f6e369 No.247389

File: 2e9f0108927dfe1⋯.png (133.72 KB, 345x383, 345:383, demonic.png)

>>247388

>bullied and pranked to death

dw lad this will go fine


2cb871 No.247390

>>247373

right backachu


04e857 No.247391

>>247388

>they demanded a ransom of £5 in unmarked notes to release him but nobody wanted to pay it


753df2 No.247392

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


753df2 No.247393

dunno what to eat


04e857 No.247394

>>247393

Chocolate starfish


f6e369 No.247395

>>247393

fruit and vegetables


04e857 No.247396

Rained off 2 days running


753df2 No.247397

>>247396

pray to your gods then lolll


c72d14 No.247398

>>247397

Maybe he will


04e857 No.247399

>>247398

Tbh

Quite like rain days though


f6e369 No.247400

File: f5a602c1eda3615⋯.png (79.2 KB, 255x255, 1:1, comfy1.png)

>rain outside

>swathed in blankets

>watching wes anderson comedy/crime film Bottle Rockets


04e857 No.247401

Walking to spoons tbh

Shit ones


04e857 No.247402

>>247400

GOOD film


753df2 No.247403

>its an SA totally not LARPing episode again


bbc995 No.247404

What time should I go to spoons


c72d14 No.247405

>>247399

It's important tbh, helps keep our pleasant country green


753df2 No.247406


bbc995 No.247407

>>247406

Your input has been noted and ignored


04e857 No.247408

Now tbh

>>247404

Now lad I'll meet you there


bbc995 No.247409

>>247408

>Now lad I'll meet you there

nice one


04e857 No.247410

Its literally hammering it down smfh


04e857 No.247411

Going to drink whisky and smoke cigars tonight

Hopefuly the lasses think I'm a posho


753df2 No.247412

File: 507c95d477760c0⋯.jpg (77.69 KB, 960x960, 1:1, waifu.jpg)


753df2 No.247414

need BBK to make some valentines day OC tbh


144813 No.247415

File: 3e304c3f0dd31ca⋯.webm (1.45 MB, 960x540, 16:9, Ginnie - poem.webm)

based valentines day


2657c2 No.247416

>>247391

LAD that's harsh. I'd pay it, if I had the money.


753df2 No.247417

I miss her so much

If only she was my age

ahh..


2657c2 No.247418

File: af7d2395e481565⋯.jpg (75.65 KB, 634x541, 634:541, morality displeasure.jpg)


753df2 No.247419

>>247418

Sorry lad

she must be nearly 31 by now

i just want to meet a gal as good looking and nice as her again


2657c2 No.247420

>>247419

You made a mistake tbh lad, there's nothing wrong with a good milf unless she's your mummy.


144813 No.247421

File: b6a4c27ae371edf⋯.jpg (354.69 KB, 975x1390, 195:278, Pringle 1.jpg)

File: eb834f2746539e6⋯.jpg (356.26 KB, 975x1390, 195:278, Pringle 2.jpg)

File: 7367252c6f2c66f⋯.jpg (374.38 KB, 975x1390, 195:278, Pringle 3.jpg)


753df2 No.247422

>>247420

she wasn't a milf

she looked very good for her age at the time [29]

her dad was local but she lived on other side of country smh

I'll never see her again

I was a great big fool back then, I had so many opportunities with women but was too assbergs, now it's the opposite, whenever I go out there's hardly any good women but I am confident


2043d5 No.247423

QUICK LADS

I need a decent opener for tinder


753df2 No.247424

>>247423

Want to know why I'm the son of God?

Cos I'm here to take you to heaven


2043d5 No.247425

>>247424

top kek lad im half tempted


04e857 No.247426


2043d5 No.247427

>>247424

>>247426

Well now I'm full tempted. I changed it slightly tho

>darling im the son of god and im here to take you to heaven


04e857 No.247428

Fucking shitty site


04e857 No.247429

>>247427

Remove the darling and its golden


2657c2 No.247430

File: 37a781bdd486da4⋯.png (1.34 MB, 1000x1000, 1:1, Alzy.png)

>>247422

>she looked very good for her age at the time [29]

You better not be implying that that's an advanced age


753df2 No.247431

>>247430

I'm not lad, I'm just a young boy, 10 years younger than her ahh…

though I must say that women in late 20s do have some charm to them, often bigger and thiccer than young thots, also a bit more intelligent/yummy to cuddle


f6e369 No.247432

File: 98b39c70f132cf8⋯.png (287.33 KB, 900x900, 1:1, samfeels.png)

>fail at making egg chips and beans

didn't heat the pan up enough before cracking an egg

also one of the eggs I cracked in a jar in case it had a fetus inside because it looked like an egg that would come out of a nigger chicken who had tried to abort it several times with a coathanger

all withered and shit


04e857 No.247433

>>247430

Are you older than me kernow?


77f522 No.247434

>>247432

>didn't heat the pan up enough before cracking an egg

doesnt matter that much really it still cooks maybe i just love eggs cause ill eat them no matter what


04e857 No.247435

>spot a lad I know coming into spoons

>he flashes full arm WT gangsigns across the whole pub

>have to respond

Nobody is going to sleep with me tonight after this smfh


e449ee No.247436

>>247435

lel poor lad


f6e369 No.247437

File: 9d3fca0e19a7ed9⋯.png (45.53 KB, 1643x169, 1643:169, ClipboardImage.png)

westie spotted being gay

>>247434

looked wierd and too light to me, plus with little umbilical cord type things

based neurotic foodism

>>247435

perform a wu tang rap duo routine like you're the new blues brothers and hope the rest of the pub joins in


04e857 No.247438

>>247437

>>247436

He's with his bird smh

*starts rapping hit em high*


c72d14 No.247439

File: 2a1fc656a74a490⋯.jpg (71.25 KB, 600x450, 4:3, 67b.jpg)

>>247438

>rapping


f6e369 No.247440

File: fc42df686cb7050⋯.png (360.39 KB, 480x480, 1:1, Oerlinda.png)

>>247439

*flyting


04e857 No.247441

>>247439

Can't come to my ends

Are you pissed

Are you stupid

I got the ting in my waist like cupid


753df2 No.247442

>>247441

that was terrible


753df2 No.247443

get the feeling that wess will be too jealous of how handsome i am and end up killing me with a knife while eating lunch


2043d5 No.247444

>>247439

Rapping is an old celtic tradition


753df2 No.247445

>>247444

take away one of the p


04e857 No.247446

>>247442

Its not my bar lad smh


04e857 No.247447


04e857 No.247448

>>247445

I see what you did there


753df2 No.247449

I'm a nice guy


04e857 No.247450

First /Brit/ >(100) of the year


04e857 No.247451


2043d5 No.247452

>>247432

>fetus in egg

chinese delicacy lad, count yourself lucky


753df2 No.247453

>>247452

why are non whites so disgusting smh


2043d5 No.247454

>>247453

Kek they also boil springs first eggs in kiddy piss. Odd bunch I think we can all agree.

That being said whites can be pretty disgusting as well, just look at the yanks. frankly all none brittania inhabitants are vile


753df2 No.247455

>>247454

yanks are white and baste


2043d5 No.247456

>>247455

Yanks are swines that eat chlorine chicken and BGH beef. their culture is even more far gone than our own. Spiritually and Physically they are De-baste


753df2 No.247457

>>247456

some yanks are baste

but we are all fucked tbf

just end it all


04e857 No.247458

>>247457

You need to try mushrooms first lad


144813 No.247459

File: c6bff72eb885aee⋯.webm (1.96 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, what.webm)

>It was pancake day yesterday


753df2 No.247460

>>247458

I'm not sure about that


04e857 No.247461

>>247460

That's because you've never tried mushrooms


f6e369 No.247462

File: e90fc739f73768d⋯.png (879.81 KB, 1217x657, 1217:657, ClipboardImage.png)

isn't it funny how I used to be in the nuthouse and now I'm in jail

wes kinorson tbh

>>247459

was going to make some today but I'll have them for breakfast tomorrow instead tbh

shrove thursday


753df2 No.247463

>>247461

I eat them at least once a week


2657c2 No.247464

File: c9784ecedd5e3f4⋯.jpg (29.59 KB, 236x354, 2:3, 1441979026078.jpg)


2657c2 No.247465

>>247460

You may not have a choice in the matter, lad.


04e857 No.247466

>>247463

Needs more psilocybin

>>247464

You poor old fuck


753df2 No.247467

>>247465

>vanlad ties me up and puts me in his van and forces me to take all sorts of drugs

hmm


144813 No.247468

>>247464

Obviously the appreciation of SandSluts proves you are old and wise


04e857 No.247469

>>247465

>>247467

Drugs ain't free lads


753df2 No.247470

>>247469

good to know


753df2 No.247471

what even is british culture anymore?

at least we hate pakis


144813 No.247472

File: b83daf7bd4e5194⋯.webm (5.51 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Ayr buckfast woman [Lunch….webm)


2043d5 No.247473

>>247459

I fucking hate pancakes


753df2 No.247474

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>247472

grim tbh


2043d5 No.247475

>>247460

Mushroom good


5faff9 No.247476

>>247469

it's littered with the blood of the schizos


2043d5 No.247477

>>247471

British culture is all the old stuff + some more vapid new stuff like the spice girls


144813 No.247478

File: ac3c303aefa3de7⋯.webm (739.53 KB, 202x360, 101:180, If you all hate pakis cla….webm)


5faff9 No.247479

>>247459

>>247462

pancake day and valentines day should be combined into panvalentinescake day


04e857 No.247480


753df2 No.247481

>>247477

culture has been dead since the 40s/50s tbh


144813 No.247482

>>247479

fuck a pancake day


04e857 No.247483

>>247479

You give your valentine a bouquet of pancakes


04e857 No.247484

>>247482

DONT put syrup on it first


144813 No.247485

File: db20098bf90f737⋯.jpg (23.32 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 12508997_154653004912544_3….jpg)

>>247483

Then you smother her in your chocolate sauce


2043d5 No.247486

>>247481

Culture can't die lad. It's just been a bit shit recently. Not all bad though. We got techno and as much as I dislike the beetles they were very influential.

In the future we'll have vanno-brythonic druid culture as well


144813 No.247487

File: 4cf04fda8f85b8f⋯.jpg (129.74 KB, 960x720, 4:3, 11173412_10153311986351477….jpg)

>>247486

Canalboating forever and always lads


753df2 No.247488

>>247486

>thinking the beatles were culture

we are in the ruins and have been for decades

our inner spirits are gone

all that is old is drowned under the sea of consumerism and queer shit

*gives up*


04e857 No.247489

>>247486

Techno vanno-brittanic culture is best culture


04e857 No.247490

File: 0921961c34a3d4f⋯.jpg (145.3 KB, 660x599, 660:599, worthing-map.jpg)

>>247487

Shore fishing lime burning seaweed fertilising downland master race


753df2 No.247491

my breathe fuckign stinks


144813 No.247492

File: 255ea8fbbb5a2cf⋯.jpg (154.3 KB, 1235x810, 247:162, Capture.JPG)


2043d5 No.247493

>>247487

I want a canalboat. always have tbh. they look cosy af.

and a yacht

>>247488

Beatles were culture lad

And the genre of rock was a great success

also smh lad you can't be so blackpilled at 21

>>247489

You can say that again lad

And then one more time tbf

>The druidic PM candidate gets up to make a speech

>Does a shuffle like you've never seen

>Landslide victory


f6e369 No.247494

>>247491

brush your teeth


2043d5 No.247495

File: 27a1d1a26c176c6⋯.jpg (25.57 KB, 564x752, 3:4, 0708ed72aa704c94cc90e98eed….jpg)


144813 No.247496

File: 57b1a09d540dfc5⋯.png (11.86 KB, 645x773, 645:773, 57b1a09d540dfc574c76f9ffd1….png)

>>247493

>Parents bought a canalboat when they retired

>Never had a chance to even see it yet


5faff9 No.247497

>>247480

hey how much would you charge to tow a car across wales lad

>>247482

>>247483

both great ideas who wouldnt love it

>>247491

BRUSH YO TEETH


753df2 No.247498

>>247493

*shoots you*


04e857 No.247499

>>247497

Lmao

I dunno

Will it be a trip of a lifetime for me


04e857 No.247500

Is it a trabant


2657c2 No.247501

File: 8d2cfeb5ba702be⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 162.24 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, hijab 16.jpg)

>>247487

Narrowboats are inherently British

>>247468

>sandsluts

What's not to love about them?


144813 No.247502

File: 81223af87c0a915⋯.webm (2.01 MB, 960x540, 16:9, Stock - Addiction.webm)


2043d5 No.247503

>>247496

Dw lad, you'll get your own one day

WE ALL WILL

>>247501

>pic

good lad tbh


753df2 No.247504

Greasy.

I love lasses with greasy hair

I want to sniff it


2043d5 No.247505

File: db716cc1d3a73d9⋯.jpg (29.84 KB, 500x500, 1:1, db716cc1d3a73d93cf2227209e….jpg)


5faff9 No.247506

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>247499

it could be haha

>>247500

yes that should be enough motivation you can even sit in it and stuff


f6e369 No.247507

File: 933cc4c99364610⋯.png (25.41 KB, 616x495, 56:45, gchqgf.png)

did a meme which is 1000% better than SA's shitty attempt tbqh


753df2 No.247508

>>247505

i want to lick every inch of a womans body other than her bumhole


5faff9 No.247509

>>247507

dream lass


e449ee No.247510

File: f197a5aabca2a34⋯.png (23.08 KB, 299x222, 299:222, ss (2017-10-30 at 09.30.19….png)


144813 No.247511

>>247507

very nice


8001e2 No.247512


e449ee No.247514

>>247513

uh lad?


753df2 No.247515

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>247512

whats wrong?


5faff9 No.247516

/brit/ posting speed is too fast it stresses me out


2657c2 No.247517

>>247508

Belly buttons aren't that nice tbh


753df2 No.247518

>>247516

yeah i actually get anxious and tense when things go fast online

I cant keep up with it and I start moving around uncontrollably


5faff9 No.247519

>>247518

swear i could manage it a year ago smh how do we fix this doorset


753df2 No.247520

>>247519

forget it and watch ratface thot instead


f6e369 No.247523

File: cb3ca73a3427004⋯.png (12.78 KB, 400x600, 2:3, gchqt.png)

new waifu


2b6510 No.247524

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

:O


5faff9 No.247525

File: 7389a7c82060c44⋯.jpg (33.86 KB, 500x475, 20:19, 1493565818472.jpg)

>>247520

this is not a good long term solution


04e857 No.247526

>>247506

Kek

I'd do it for diesel and weed money:

35mpg and 1.75g/day

>>247507

Quality memie mate


753df2 No.247527

>>247525

find a ratface thot gf


04e857 No.247528

>>247523

Aahhhhhh


753df2 No.247529

my upper shin is fucked


2b6510 No.247530

File: 88f96ee180c0075⋯.png (519.34 KB, 671x887, 671:887, DE.png)

the girle


04e857 No.247531

>>247530

Needs blue eyes


8001e2 No.247532

what the fuck is this gcqht shite in brit


753df2 No.247533

>>247531

all lasses do


04e857 No.247534

>>247532

I like this memie


2b6510 No.247535

File: 24e689ef99af80c⋯.png (84.96 KB, 1112x830, 556:415, frisky jim.png)

the grile


f6e369 No.247536

File: 2562d34333b78db⋯.png (46.32 KB, 1130x902, 565:451, gchqt and pepe.png)

waifu 2


e449ee No.247537

>>247535

the lad


f6e369 No.247538

>>247535

hey doogle lad can you post cake boy I haven't collected it yet


2b6510 No.247539

File: c8b4b9903e21289⋯.png (91 KB, 1312x850, 656:425, cake boy.png)

>>247538

Is it for the GCHQ file?


2043d5 No.247540

>hits vile thot up with dorset opener

>says shes hungry

you fucking wish darling smh


f6e369 No.247541

>>247539

for my personal amusement

thanks lad


e449ee No.247542

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/us-strike-syria-kills-russian-213308244.html?soc_src=social-sh&soc_trk=fb

US strike in Syria kills Russian fighters in first such clash

>someone posts this on a facebook group

>comments full of yanks super eager for WW3

I will kill all yanks.


753df2 No.247543

>>247540

did it work


2b6510 No.247544

File: 106c84ca1ef099c⋯.jpg (22.09 KB, 300x300, 1:1, s-l300.jpg)

>>247537

The ladde


2657c2 No.247545

File: 42bbbdd14117e9e⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 541.55 KB, 1500x905, 300:181, jihad lass.jpg)

>>247542

Death to America unironically tbh


e449ee No.247546

>>247544

the absolute mad lad


753df2 No.247547


2043d5 No.247548

>>247543

The line? she messaged back so pretty much yeah


753df2 No.247549

>>247548

remember to credit me


2657c2 No.247550

File: d85961e21bd07ee⋯.jpg (48.8 KB, 800x533, 800:533, jihad qt.jpg)

File: 457f95323862b96⋯.jpg (239.31 KB, 2048x1359, 2048:1359, jihadette loli.jpg)

>>247547

*unspoilers because they are pure maidens who merely wish to remove Israel from the pages of history*


753df2 No.247551


2b6510 No.247552

File: c194155d23c3660⋯.jpg (6.71 KB, 225x300, 3:4, $_35.JPG)

>>247546

*leaves a bag of dog poo burning at the entrance of the local mosque


f6e369 No.247553

>>247552

DEANO you absolute LEDGE


e449ee No.247554

File: 74fc5b397039354⋯.png (851.52 KB, 1050x392, 75:28, ClipboardImage.png)

>>247545

You think people would know by now that great expenditures of young men's lives are not worth it.


f6e369 No.247555

File: c85595e20796200⋯.png (469.71 KB, 580x362, 290:181, murrca108stalker.png)

>>247554

israel is our greatest ally and no price is too high for them


04e857 No.247556

Light nads


f6e369 No.247557

>>247556

sand tighl


2657c2 No.247558

>>247554

tbh

*has a really big war to prevent any further wars*


2043d5 No.247559

>>247556

ight nay ad lay


c72d14 No.247560

File: a6df6586200c6de⋯.gif (142 KB, 126x126, 1:1, 5b421591d1bd9b4f82d295d721….gif)

>>247535

The prodigal doogle returns


e449ee No.247561

>Finally, as a lib-right soyboy myself (I've consumed so much soy it's brainwashed me into thinking i'm a woman.), I just want to say that most of us aren't overweight

this is your brain on America


144813 No.247562

File: aaedc6e0b005e03⋯.webm (2.3 MB, 960x540, 16:9, Comp 1.webm)

>>247518

>I start moving around uncontrollably

Sorry lad but topfucking kek


2b6510 No.247563

>>247560

I'm always around, lad. Maybe I'll stop being lazy and draw some new ones soon.


144813 No.247564

>>247556

night laa


753df2 No.247565

>>247562

im dying


2657c2 No.247566

File: bb4ba33ea063108⋯.png (487.12 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 4am.png)

Explain how the development of touchscreen technology has improved the inclusivity of mobile phone design. [7 marks]


f6e369 No.247567

>>247562

REALY keeek


f6e369 No.247568

>>247566

it hasn't because it's racist against people with no fingers tbhg


2b6510 No.247569

>>247566

I miss buttons, tbh. Touchscreens are such finicky piles of arse.


2657c2 No.247570

>>247569

I'm rubbish with touchscreens, always misclicking(?), clicking when I mean to scroll or scrolling when I mean to click. It's probably just a matter of practice but the same is true for old fashioned buttons.


2657c2 No.247571

File: ae30ea216b344c1⋯.png (48.64 KB, 566x613, 566:613, sociology.png)


753df2 No.247572

>>247571

baste…


5faff9 No.247573

File: 44d059376b94aa1⋯.png (142.95 KB, 425x425, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>247569

>no more nearly incoherent txt spk from trying to make words with the least clicks possible

it was like another language

also phones had more room for aesthetic design instead of being a big screen with different kinds of trim


2043d5 No.247574

>>247562

strangely soothing ambient sound tbh


2043d5 No.247575

>>247566

I find that the android swipe keyboard function is way easier than texting on those tiny buttons that you have to press multiple times for different letters


2043d5 No.247576

I do like the 00s phone aesthetic tho

but I like most 00s aesthetics. think im just nostalgic


5faff9 No.247577


2b6510 No.247578

File: 28d13f6e800efa8⋯.jpg (39.44 KB, 500x428, 125:107, 256066-samsung-galaxy-indu….jpg)

>>247573

I wish phones with keyboards had taken off better than they did.


c72d14 No.247579

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


2043d5 No.247580

>>247571

top fucking kek tbh

>>247573

but lad the I10 minimalist screen-and-nothing-else look is futuristuc and cool as well tbf


2b6510 No.247581

>>247571

>the family increases exploitation

Wait, how? Isn't it more exploitative to require both a man and a woman to work, instead of just one of them?


144813 No.247582

>>247574

Get on that DorsetWave tbh


5faff9 No.247583

>>247578

RIP blackberries

>>247580

they're o-k


2b6510 No.247584

>>247580

I'm so tired of minimalism. I miss when the future was angular, chunky, and noisy.


2657c2 No.247585

>>247581

I'm sure I could look into the course materials and find out, but I think I might be better off not doing so.


6e9baf No.247586

music


2043d5 No.247587

File: 9d1adbb09b58b64⋯.gif (75.83 KB, 500x500, 1:1, w395_11_291221111250.gif)

>>247584

I do feel pretty nostalgic for the old mobule phone look

>turns mind back to old sony ericssin

that lil nigga was a beast


144813 No.247588

File: 22df52e0ec2301b⋯.png (30.08 KB, 673x625, 673:625, 1459020972492.png)

>first phone had an aerial

Bring them back lads


2043d5 No.247589

File: 7c40e213e0a4e1b⋯.jpg (38.82 KB, 960x540, 16:9, iphone_x_10.jpg)

that being said lad I do like the "small brick that connects with the internet" look as well

and the fucking gyro vibrator thingy is orgasmic


e449ee No.247590

File: 69c95ffd8538289⋯.png (205.9 KB, 750x431, 750:431, ClipboardImage.png)

File: a5446991b0814db⋯.png (61.75 KB, 750x273, 250:91, ClipboardImage.png)


144813 No.247591

File: 954b5456e52f675⋯.jpg (120.06 KB, 1300x1047, 1300:1047, Scared 8.jpg)

>tried to make relaxing dorset audio

>fucking nightmare sounds


2043d5 No.247592

>>247591

post it tbh


144813 No.247593

File: 5669ddc3882537b⋯.webm (8.71 MB, 960x540, 16:9, Dorset audio.webm)


021c47 No.247594

>>247593

what the hell is this?


144813 No.247595

File: ed644613bb6768c⋯.jpg (23.11 KB, 450x320, 45:32, Shrug 6.jpg)


021c47 No.247596

>>247595

i am gay


2b6510 No.247597

>>247590

mayb we are all……… thw water (^;


f6e369 No.247598

>>247593

tbh I'm scared that when we meet up dorset will actually be like this


04e857 No.247599

Morning


c72d14 No.247600


c72d14 No.247601

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


5faff9 No.247602

>>247599

morning lad


f6e369 No.247603

failed nopoo smh


5faff9 No.247604

File: 3cb1ba86f25b6bd⋯.png (7.32 KB, 451x117, 451:117, ClipboardImage.png)

k

>>247603

now you wont get all those minerals lad


5faff9 No.247605

File: c422299c42c0b0a⋯.png (223.44 KB, 567x510, 189:170, ClipboardImage.png)

all he needs are robes now


e449ee No.247606

>>247605

i put on my robe and wizard hat


5faff9 No.247607

>>247606

oh baby


f6e369 No.247608

File: c422299c42c0b0a⋯.png (223.44 KB, 567x510, 189:170, ClipboardImage.png)

<EmannuelMacron17: Ok, are you ready?

>thuleanVARG: Aight, yeah I'm ready.

<EmannuelMacron17: I like your music V… Tee hee.

>thuleanVARG: huh, war, yeah, I make it for the ladies.

<EmannuelMacron17: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.

>EmannuelMacron17: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.

<thuleanVARG: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.

>EmannuelMacron17: What the f**k, I told you not to message me again.

<thuleanVARG: Oh s**t

>EmannuelMacron17: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report you to the BRGE and say you were sending me subversive anti-genocidal material you f((k up.

<thuleanVARG: Oh s((t

>thuleanVARG: damn I gotta write down your names or something


5faff9 No.247609

File: a49dae49356bdf3⋯.png (197.44 KB, 266x429, 266:429, Untitled.png)


e449ee No.247610

>>247608

kekeke


f6e369 No.247611

File: 2b0677e66104b53⋯.png (340.01 KB, 1078x598, 539:299, ClipboardImage.png)

>thuleanVARG: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

<EmannuelMacron17: Aight.

>thuleanVARG: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

<EmannuelMacron17: I slip out of my pants, just for you, thuleanVARG.

>thuleanVARG: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

<EmannuelMacron17: Oh, I like to play dress up, I pretend I'm an early 18th century French monarch.

>thuleanVARG: Me too baby.

<EmannuelMacron17: I kiss you softly on your chest.

>thuleanVARG: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

<EmannuelMacron17: Hey…

>thuleanVARG: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.

<EmannuelMacron17: Funny I still don’t see it.

>thuleanVARG: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Trees.

<EmannuelMacron17: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

>thuleanVARG: Don’t f*ck with me bitch, I’m the mightiest druid of the lands.

>thuleanVARG: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Khemetian.

<EmannuelMacron17: Don’t ever message me again you piece of ****.

>thuleanVARG: Arbii are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the niggers as flaming piles of shite.

>thuleanVARG: Merlin congratulates me for destroying civilization’s evil army of Soft Manbaby Christians. Civilization ends. Romans steal my accomplishments and make like it was caused by them.

>thuleanVARG: You still there baby? I think it’s getting hard now.

>thuleanVARG: Baby?


6e9baf No.247612

>>247598

I'm ok irl tbh. i just vent everything on the internet

Can sometimes have no idea what to say though


2657c2 No.247613

File: a40ff12a069b0d9⋯.gif (1.93 MB, 245x246, 245:246, sensible worry.gif)


f6e369 No.247614

>>247612

same lad tbh

amicable silence is golden


e449ee No.247615

fucks sake my phone wont charge


f6e369 No.247616

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>tfw no BIG family yet


f6e369 No.247618

File: eae8e8e24ec0c53⋯.png (28.1 KB, 640x560, 8:7, coldanddark.png)

ahh fingers are fucking killing me

one hand has huge fissures on a few joints caused solely by the cold


e449ee No.247619

>>247617

what


f6e369 No.247620

>>247619

what is it?

didn't click, assumed spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gables, Searchlight Magazine)


6e9baf No.247622

>>247618

sit on them


5faff9 No.247623

File: 9946f34ad20e86d⋯.jpg (24.71 KB, 200x215, 40:43, 1502521180833.jpg)

>>247617

>>247621

oh shit it's spreading


f6e369 No.247624

File: bbcc4b6ae4d0940⋯.png (469.31 KB, 480x454, 240:227, sweaty1.png)

>shrop


e449ee No.247625

oh shit what was

>>247621


2043d5 No.247627

File: c65b8375819b021⋯.jpg (66.19 KB, 711x406, 711:406, frowny face.JPG)

kek

I did click on it though

just some sort of weird porn blog

shits translated in spanish or something and that was just a bot shilling it I assume

unless it's a secret honeypot or something idk


2657c2 No.247628

>>247616

>teaching her children French

smh.

Five must be some serious work, I have it on good authority that even one is difficult.

>>247621

>>247617

It was on /brit/ as well, I wonder who could be behind it?


6e9baf No.247629

getting a bit better

need some metal fingerpicks tbqh and to clean this old guitar smh


2043d5 No.247630

File: 6cfd0dae6ca7091⋯.png (87.37 KB, 1261x607, 1261:607, Santa.png)

kek lads I just found this classic while going through my folders

>my name was on it

c l o s e o n e


e449ee No.247631

toast new bread bls


2043d5 No.247632

dibs not it


2043d5 No.247633

File: b9227672794d0c6⋯.png (18.19 KB, 1769x84, 1769:84, a9d1ca719f4f888eb1c00efc92….png)

whatever came of it lads


e449ee No.247634

>>247633

herts died


c72d14 No.247635

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


5faff9 No.247637




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