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Just what you need to make you feel better

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1f4958  No.177464[Reply]

‘Deadlock’: Barnier’s Refusal to Move Talks on Increases Chance of No Deal, Full Brexit


Brexit: Three Quarters of Brits Say No Deal is Better Than a Bad Deal


Islamic Primary School Director Arrested over Underage Sex Abuse Claim


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210a8d  No.178166

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494c93  No.176753[Reply]

Senior Official Admits Million-Plus Illegal Immigrants in UK ‘Unlikely to Ever Be Removed’


Confusion as Prime Minister’s Office Forced to Deny Reports President Trump’s State Visit ‘Downgraded’


Remainer Phil’s Treasury Refuses to Prepare Budget for Clean Brexit


Over 90 Per Cent of Asylum Seekers Investigated in Denmark Caught Lying About Their Origin


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494c93  No.177463



My routine is going well but the gains are very gradual tbh.


I have posted a picture in the past but I'm not sharing it again because I'm a mod now.

d66269  No.177465


we're not talking about drugs lad

494c93  No.177467

960ed8  No.177469


tobacco kinda is drugs.

d66269  No.177471


Ok thank god, no offence but i trust anprim more then youso what you want the sign to say?

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6fa860  No.176046[Reply]

Cologne Migrant Sex Attacks Dismissed as ‘Entirely Debunked, a Case of Fake News’ by British Left-Green Leader


‘Soft Independence?’: Catalan Prez Suspends Referendum Result, Seeks Dialogue with Spain


The Soros Plan Is a Satanic Assault on Europe, Says Hungarian Lawmaker


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e6372b  No.176762


thanks lad

92856a  No.176763

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fresh me

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350da5  No.176765

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4aee68  No.175347[Reply]

Dedicated to the best waifu a man could ask for. Post Padme tbh

Ani did nothing wrong he was acting out of love for his top tier waifu. Remember kids, Obi-Wan and the Jedi are to blame.

Anyway, it's time for the news!

Britain 'draws up battle plan for war with North Korea'


>Britain is reportedly preparing for the possibility of war breaking out with North Korea as concerns rise that another provocative missile test could trigger a military response by the US.

>North Korea is being closely watched amid fears it could launch another long-range missile test on Tuesday to mark the anniversary of the founding of its ruling party.

>Bellicose rhetoric from Donald Trump has heightened tensions in the region in recent months, prompting British officials to draw up military plans for a response to a break out of hostilities, it was reported.

Theresa May sets out Brexit options including 'no deal'


>The UK has set out how it could operate as an "independent trading nation" after Brexit, even if no trade deal is reached with Brussels.

>Prime Minister Theresa May told MPs "real and tangible progress" had been made in Brexit talks.

>But the country must be prepared for "every eventuality", as the government published papers on future trade and customs arrangements.

Failed UKIP Leadership Candidate Anne Marie Waters Launches New ‘For Britain’ Party

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a70c63  No.176053

4aee68  No.176054

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Hate to admit it but you're right

81c918  No.176055

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>Everything goes to shit

>Easily treatable wounds become deadly due to a shortage of medics

Medical experience is more valuable in case of a happening.


>you should

Why would I defend people who don't give a shit the country themselves? Every time there is a terrorist attack you have cunts marching to defend the poor muslims. The rape gangs still exist, not just the muslim ones either and no1 gives a fuck.

>then you don't deserve to be here.

I don't want to be here and I'm actively working to get out.

>Smh you are a leeching eternal porridge wog so it's only natural you'd think in such a way.

And you're willing to die to defend such a system. Thank you for your service O7

>Firsthand experience would place some lads ahead of others

A fair point, but you would be quickly replaced. If you were a medic you would irreplaceable. Also you won't be in charge of things if shit hit the fan so don't think you'd be barking out orders.

>would put them in a better position to be teachers.

Your army training won't mean much, you'd be replaced by people with more knowledge.

73e76b  No.176058


>ahhhhhhhhhhh la dont say thattttttttttttttt

My dads got bassically special needs at this point i dont like seeing him and Im to embarressed to for him to meet anyone i know. I know it sounds like im being a bad guy but he's a cunt trust me

>grandpa from little miss sunshine

that's a great reference tbh

>I'd definitely not like to see mummy or daddy under the influence.

me either, my mum turns really mean after one glass of wine so i dont think i'd like to see her on anything else. I know lads who smoke weed with their parents on the other hand so its weird, but still. Although it could be kind of hilarious


thanks lass ya the best

73e76b  No.176060

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they updated it a bit

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76432c  No.174609[Reply]

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05e616  No.175354


>he's gone full Jewperium

Bravo, Neo

4a7a64  No.175355


a red oni girl maybe

112b3d  No.175356

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There aren't any underage girls in the Rance series that you can H, and lolicons are all seen as evil.

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c1b94b  No.175359

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51b352  No.173953[Reply]

Farage Tells Hillary Clinton to ‘Stop Whinging’ After She Demeans Brexit Voters


Taxpayer Funded Transgender Charity Banned from Contacting Boy, 7, Forced to Live as Girl


May Ramps up Preparation for ‘No Deal’ Brexit Amidst Calls for Her Resignation


Thousands of Poles Pray on the Border Against ‘Islamisation of Europe’


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4c5bda  No.174655

File: 37ae4c2b454c096⋯.png (359.79 KB, 800x600, 4:3, Keikoku_01.png)


Don't worry lad we're two peas in a pod we're both fine.

f5fe8e  No.174656


>closer to culture etc


>not speak

with stuff like esperanto i agree that its not useful to non speakers, but interlingua was designed so that multiple languages could understand whats being said in it. the whole point is that you could have admittedly basic convos with any of the nationalities. it does away with a lot of the language specific grammar, which makes it easy af to speak.

6f58ec  No.174657

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Nighty night lads

uhhhh we need a new thread and I want to make one. So I'll make one quickly


good for you lad

213ba6  No.174658


neo made one already




night lad

8e81a5  No.174659

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9e2bec  No.173241[Reply]

‘Several Injured’, One Arrested as Car Rams Pedestrians Outside Natural History Museum, London


EU Brexit Negotiators Turn to Jeremy Corbyn Over Theresa May Government Collapse Fears


Theresa May Must Resign, Says Tory Donor and Former Chairman


Denial: Appeaser Theresa Insists She Has Cabinet’s ‘Full Support’


Third of Tory Members Believe May Secretly Wants UK to Stay in EU


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c76f4a  No.173949

c1edbd  No.173950


>I love vibrating things.

>it's a neo is a slag episode

c53b4f  No.173951


fucks sake can you not.


kek ta, fuckin hell

bcb634  No.173952

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>want to play a game

>/newbrit/ only interested in vibration


9e2bec  No.173956




Smh there's nothing wrong with enjoying rumblepacks.





New thread.

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17c8b7  No.172525[Reply]

Treachery: The British MEPs Who Voted Against Bringing Trade Talks into Brexit Negotiations


Migrants Open New Illegal Route to UK Via Normandy


Students Protest After Cambridge College Uses Image of Auschwitz on Welcome Leaflet


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76d5a1  No.173240

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*is immune to knives and sharks*

Just please don't throw acid at me


At least we'll see you on the news, lad


I never betrayed you, lad. I'm loyle to my BO

76d5a1  No.173243

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*gets stabbed by civics for being an angry nativist*

ahhhh I didn't think this through

17c8b7  No.173244

9869bd  No.173245

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hol up we need a NEW THREAD tbh

I will make unless someone says they already got it covered



I can see that

ab065a  No.173256


ackshually he's egyptian

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723aad  No.171810[Reply]

White House Open to ‘Thoughtful Conversation’ on Gun Control


EU Brexit Negotiator: Catalan Vote ‘Fixed’, Region Belongs ‘Embedded in a Multicultural Federal Europe’


EU Endorses Police Brutality in Catalonia as ‘Proportionate Use of Force’


Rotherham Council Tipped for ‘Social Worker of the Year’ Award After Rape Gang Scandal ‘Cover Up’


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ba302c  No.172533

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I speak some sort of RP because of growing up in France with no other Englanders about smh

723aad  No.172534

981ef9  No.172535

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Virgin western steel vs folded Chad steel

1909f7  No.172536



you are quite well spoken lad, kek

52335f  No.172537


oh that makes sense then

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49a7c1  No.171121[Reply]

Rameem Kaseem: With Appeaser Theresa Teetering, Why Are Brexiteers Set on Fighting Each Other?


Prime Minister’s Speech Repeatedly Interrupted as She Loses Her Voice, is Presented With P45


Days After Pollster Claims Third of U-22’s Gay or Bisexual, Official Figures Show It’s Closer to Four Per Cent


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49a7c1  No.171815

10db18  No.171816


wide eyed bushy tail

2e76ab  No.171817


>I like unconventionally attractive girls

this is what I meant by weird facial features tbh

113449  No.171823

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>no camo boilersuit

0b087f  No.171842

hullo my duckies

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73e80e  No.170400[Reply]

Prime Minister’s Speech Repeatedly Interrupted as She Loses Her Voice, is Presented With P45


EU: ‘Illegal Migrants in Morocco Have European Union Refugee Rights’


Archbishop Denounces Greek Bill Allowing 15-Year-Olds to Choose Their Gender


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22d764  No.171126


>he doesn't like the warm feeling of BIG HAIRY LEGS


73e80e  No.171127


Don't worry I fixed it.


Sounds itchy tbh.

902956  No.171128

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yeah but if you ever play sports, (changing rooms) or join the army or wear shorts or a dressing gown or any of these normal things people get creeped out and it has gayism connotations

tights are also fucking comfy and men used to wear them when we were enslaving darkies so don't (you) me

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0191eb  No.171131

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Is this one of those quotes that will never stop being relevant?



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9a050d  No.169691[Reply]

Farage: Tories Tell Me in Private PM May Is ‘Waste of Space… Needs to Go’


In Wake of Attempted Paris Bombing, French Government Says ‘No-One Is Safe’


‘We’re Wasting Our Time’ – European Parliament Votes Against Opening Trade Talks with Britain


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1d860f  No.170397

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That's kinda strange, was she wanting you to make her something or something?

386f93  No.170398

theyre all going out

and i need a poopoo i can feel it

cant wait

havent showered but i did exercise

when theyre gone ill be able to take my time and have a nice poo then im going to have a long hot shower

highly glorious in all actuality


no i dont make anything for anyone or talk to anyone

no one would ever expect me to make them anything

shes just a retard who never shuts up and has to vocalise every single thought that goes through her stupid fat head

i think its a coping mechanism. her life is shit and shes ugly and stupid and a former alcoholic so its kind of a distraction so she doesnt have to think.

9a050d  No.170399


She's ugly and she's a willing partner to trampling muh childhood so that's why.

c4ed01  No.170402





It does look pretty tbh


wew what the fuck, lad


>Yeah extremely and have been my entire life. Whenever I enter a group activity I have to win no matter what it is reeee.

>It crushed me the first time I met people who were better than me in secondary school.

Ahhh I know that feel, lass, but I guess we all do.

People would always give me shit for taking it too seriously but I was just having fun smh. Me and another BIG LAD destroyed everyone in rugby every time. I am clumsy and have poor coordination though so I was always shit at football smh

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f4d995  No.168939[Reply]

EU Attacks Brutalised Catalan Voters for Mounting ‘Nationalistic Coup Against Europe’


Another Brexit Betrayal As Remainer Phil Reveals ‘Transition Period’ May Last More Than Two Years


Video of Canada Terror Attack Emerges; Suspect Named as Somali Refugee on Police Watch List


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f89b4e  No.169693


only went to one once

dont remember what i ate or how it was though just that the atmos was pretty gloomy

15b13f  No.169694


Ah it was made by a starving teenage in Venezuela let him rest.

f4d995  No.169695

c89544  No.169696


I'm sure you've done it too, lass. It's just fun playing around with pixels.

f89b4e  No.169697

File: 9c28881befe4f17⋯.jpg (98.11 KB, 468x485, 468:485, Katherine-as-Jen-Barber-in….jpg)

the it crowd season 4 (the last one) kind of sucks tbh

the last episode is ok but it sort of just ends

nothing big really happens and theres no real conclusion to the show at all

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03e04f  No.168228[Reply]

Terror in France: Man Shot by Army in Marseilles Railway Station After Stabbing Passers-by to Death


Terror in Canada: Bloody Police Chase After Man With Islamic State Flag Rams Police Barricade, Stabs Officer


Pope Francis Tells Migrants: ‘You Are Warriors of Hope’


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94e605  No.168941

File: 31185e648a8e745⋯.jpg (6.99 KB, 296x266, 148:133, 1500148198580.jpg)


Tfw you actually uniornically enjoy Pulp and The Smiths now.


bd907c  No.168943




Day 13, one biscuit remains

94e605  No.168950

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Must be a soggy biscuit at this point.

94e605  No.168975

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Night homo sapiens. Gonna go have a wank, a shower then a read. Sweet dreams, except you Neo you fucking faggot gayboi hopefully you have lewd dreams :^)

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a4d074  No.167485[Reply]

Emergency late night no links edition posted on phone smh.

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1ea4bd  No.168238


Obtain a 12 foot tall sexual aura

b75de3  No.168239


>need someone to take these posh twats down a peg or 2

nah lad its a sure thing, they cant do shit

a4d074  No.168241

1ea4bd  No.168242

I tell you what lads

b75de3  No.168244


tell us in the next thread

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