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Just what you need to make you feel better

File: ee37fd5a82cdae5⋯.jpg (187.11 KB, 366x551, 366:551, ginnie.jpg)

64e52f No.262684

Nigel Farage Slams Theresa May over Syria, Strikes ‘Not in National Interest’


Machete Attack Every 90 Minutes in ‘Gun-Free’ Britain


Lesbians in Migrant-Heavy French Suburbs Forced to Hide Their Sexuality


Jewish Anne Frank House Museum Employee Told to Remove Yarmulke


64e52f No.262685

first for white women are superior

94c906 No.262687

File: 113f34b95550daa⋯.png (161.02 KB, 1000x980, 50:49, 113f34b95550daac80bd3a2c50….png)


>only post yidbart links

64e52f No.262689

File: dd363f582a100d8⋯.jpg (32.86 KB, 600x450, 4:3, dd363f582a100d879f924a04f8….jpg)


>not financially supporting ginnie at every opportunity


959ba1 No.262690

File: 3e7d79b6904f76d⋯.png (742.87 KB, 563x558, 563:558, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 6edb91c51462d64⋯.png (702.04 KB, 564x564, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

supermarket sweep tbh


we need to pay raheem kaseem's wages

8035eb No.262691


Ta geezer

d8d437 No.262696













94c906 No.262697

d8d437 No.262701

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


94c906 No.262702


It's okay lad, I like you

8035eb No.262703

Ngl sugartits thread was cleverly themed

959ba1 No.262704


You can make the next thread lad. It's ok

64e52f No.262705

File: da566519a7ce981⋯.jpg (157.93 KB, 1240x874, 620:437, __kurumizawa_satanichia_mc….jpg)


>trying to threadcuck the queen of threadcucking

ba2edb No.262706

File: 8d1c82c6cd699a6⋯.jpg (45.62 KB, 480x270, 16:9, mv.jpg)


do huwhite women look like this?

d8d437 No.262707


Not enough to use the good boy thread though.


>thread was cleverly themed

It certainly was something else ngltbhimhotbqh


>you can make the next thread lad. It's ok

I will do. I could just delete this one as I am BO after all ;-)

94c906 No.262708


I did open it, lad, but it was dead

8035eb No.262709




94c906 No.262710

File: ff5e382091efa48⋯.png (13.25 KB, 418x408, 209:204, ff5e382091efa484c6c0e8aa96….png)

Aww Neo misses this place so much

d8d437 No.262711

File: 79e023f5af900ad⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 32.04 KB, 500x645, 100:129, 112-001.jpg)


>>trying to threadcuck the queen of threadcucking

/sh*t/ have videoless threads. We're better than /sh*t/, make a video.


>do huwhite women look like this?

They look like this.

959ba1 No.262712

File: 33500b64fc216c0⋯.jpg (218.41 KB, 1108x857, 1108:857, 89696786.jpg)



d8d437 No.262713

File: 2442b0fc759d824⋯.gif (329.89 KB, 300x281, 300:281, 00000(14).gif)


>it was dead

No it wasn't.

94c906 No.262714


It is dead now :-0

d8d437 No.262715

File: bf4f46010da42af⋯.jpg (45.67 KB, 558x800, 279:400, 91912.jpg)



(((You))) should know all about saving money, wouldn't (((you)))?


Portman is a meeskait alte mekhasheyfe.

d8d437 No.262716


>it is dead now :-0

That's because someone stole it.

94c906 No.262717

File: be37e3eac355d4c⋯.png (21.71 KB, 433x494, 433:494, be37e3eac355d4c71e34ae6113….png)

>I'm still a mod

959ba1 No.262718

>allowing a traitor to be a mod

smh anshit

d8d437 No.262719

File: 2d88385d7565169⋯.png (320.29 KB, 760x480, 19:12, SoureeaAllahAllahHalmeeahS….png)

Syrian church leaders blast 'brutal' and 'unjustified' airstrikes

>in a joint statement the heads of three major churches said they 'condemn and denounce the brutal aggression' and denied the Syrian army either owned or had used chemical weapons

>the statement marks a backlash against the strikes by the US, the UK and France on early Saturday morning and was signed by John X, the Greek Orthodox Patriach of Antioch and all the East, Ignatius Aphrem II, Syrian Orthodox Patriach of Antioch and all the East, and Jospeh Absi, Melike-Greek Catholic Patriach of Antioch, Alexandria and Jerusalem

>the three church leaders, who tend to see Assad's rule as providing stability and tolerance for Syria's Christian minority, blasted the airstrikes as 'an unjustified assault on a sovereign country'


d8d437 No.262720


>smh ansh*t

Fake BO is to blame yet again

ba2edb No.262721


I should start a new board tbh

ba2edb No.262722

let's migrate to /jewbrit/

959ba1 No.262723



d8d437 No.262724


>I should start a new board tbh

you don't already have one?

388218 No.262725

I do love me a post-workout beer tbh

8035eb No.262726

94c906 No.262727

You're so dramatic smh


Sounds bad, but I guess working out beats not working out

959ba1 No.262728

File: 1ab894c7d8c3e56⋯.jpg (156.86 KB, 1024x767, 1024:767, 548645312.jpg)


lies and slander from someone who likes the inferior shiksa

388218 No.262729


Yes it does lad, when are you going to start?

ba2edb No.262730

File: 5d887068e347f0c⋯.png (67.7 KB, 245x140, 7:4, ClipboardImage.png)


new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new brit

94c906 No.262731


getting a workout from the heavy boxes tbh

64e52f No.262732

File: a4e543f79d9c970⋯.jpg (278.82 KB, 651x800, 651:800, __berserker_of_black_fate_….jpg)


Reminder that civicism leads to gayism because non-whites have more androgynous racial characteristics. Keep it right by keeping it white.

8035eb No.262733

94c906 No.262734


>those eyes

Is she autistic?

8035eb No.262735



388218 No.262736


How heavy are these boxes?


Based nativism

64e52f No.262737

File: 5545541359df8e5⋯.png (3.99 MB, 2500x3400, 25:34, __berserker_of_black_fate_….png)


Very autistic, she's shy and communicates primarily by grunting.

d8d437 No.262738

Stop posting gayist anime boy girl boys.

we should migrate to something else tbh

8035eb No.262739


It would be the end

94c906 No.262740

File: 519d82a6cb678ce⋯.png (101.73 KB, 200x343, 200:343, ClipboardImage.png)

File: b8cb2f44d9b75c1⋯.png (103.77 KB, 233x204, 233:204, ClipboardImage.png)


I know, lad


Sounds like my kind of girl


Everything from less than a kilo to 300 kilos. I have a jack trolley for whatever is on pallets.


But why?

d8d437 No.262741


>it would be the end

It is the best board tbh


>but why?

See above.

388218 No.262742


What's wrong with here lad?

388218 No.262743


Not consistent enough lad smh

d8d437 No.262744


>what's wrong with here lad?

Fake BO won't let me be BO

94c906 No.262745


I don't get it


It beats lifting nothing, i am gay

94c906 No.262746


Oh you're being cute

64e52f No.262747

File: 46a92ec97eca52b⋯.jpg (563.24 KB, 1182x1000, 591:500, __berserker_of_black_fate_….jpg)


Fran is 100% female.

8035eb No.262748


We know

94c906 No.262749


i am gay

388218 No.262750

File: 2559af5986aa900⋯.jpg (50.27 KB, 385x329, 55:47, 6ef7cc2efa00365559c250465d….jpg)


>He keeps falling for it

d8d437 No.262751

8035eb No.262752


That would be your name and battle cry if you were a type of pokemon

94c906 No.262753

File: 31af8e1d4dca411⋯.png (2.27 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)

We used to be family. What happened

8035eb No.262754


You lied about being our countryman


d8d437 No.262755


You left us for /sh*t/


94c906 No.262756

File: 939e514cb03f4f1⋯.png (11.26 KB, 525x468, 175:156, 939e514cb03f4f101b0e6c2e13….png)


Are you upset about that?

8035eb No.262757


No I just like giving you a hard time

959ba1 No.262758

94c906 No.262759

File: 75546ebad07a042⋯.png (21.2 KB, 529x529, 1:1, 5778ee8ae22608ee0e415d2bf1….png)


t-that's fine lad, I can take it.


No. Can we be comfy again?

388218 No.262760


>Can we be comfy again?

That'd be nice tbh

959ba1 No.262761

File: a256fdd26354c4a⋯.png (690.61 KB, 564x564, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


>No. Can we be comfy again?

I hope so

94c906 No.262762

>tfw no more Wessex film fridays

d8d437 No.262763

File: 20d67fd4d11eec8⋯.jpg (29.74 KB, 357x198, 119:66, comfy(1).JPG)


>no. Can we be comfy again?

You tell me.


>I hope so

We will never be comfy until you renounce your wicked ways.

959ba1 No.262764


>We will never be comfy until you renounce your wicked ways.

what did he mean by this

388218 No.262765


Imperiumposter has continued to post girls through it all


388218 No.262766


He'll be back lad

94c906 No.262767

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


>You tell me.

d8d437 No.262768

File: 38ff858e4e74614⋯.jpg (1.82 MB, 1996x3000, 499:750, 91922.jpg)


>what did they mean by this

It isn't a riddle lad.

959ba1 No.262769

File: a58be83e2026a48⋯.jpg (76.26 KB, 640x960, 2:3, a58be83e2026a48c957465396a….jpg)


you're talking nonsense

8035eb No.262770


Doubt he will be gone long lad

8035eb No.262771


You're talking nonce seance

d8d437 No.262772

File: 95274642aee9127⋯.jpg (2.07 MB, 2122x3108, 1061:1554, 920103.jpg)


>you're talking nonsense

Satan's greatest lie is in convincing you that you can rid yourself of him.

d8d437 No.262773



go back to yellow lasses, they at least look like women

959ba1 No.262774

*makes dramatic flamboyant entrance*

only joking lads

959ba1 No.262775


the only person on the board to remain straight



jevvesses and thots are all more womanish than chinks or k**r* kn*ghtl*y

94c906 No.262776

File: 09909769424d8ea⋯.png (73.69 KB, 1136x1092, 284:273, ClipboardImage.png)

*crowns myself as arch-BO*

We will have peace and comfiness

d8d437 No.262777

File: f1655f8ddbb84d2⋯.png (628.89 KB, 500x670, 50:67, 91928.png)


>the only person on the board to remain straight

I am here too so that is actually wrong.

>Goblines and thots are all more womanish than chinks or Keira Knightley

Wrong again.

94c906 No.262778

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Who's your allegiance to, lads?

959ba1 No.262779

File: 04909961c597a39⋯.png (243.59 KB, 800x450, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)


it's treason then.


>Wrong again.

she a shitter than portman

60d907 No.262780

*demodds everyone then remodds everyone for anarchy*


94c906 No.262781

File: 2643e6973b232a9⋯.png (28.2 KB, 535x643, 535:643, 5778ee8ae22608ee0e415d2bf1….png)


I am treason

d8d437 No.262782


>*crowns myself as arch-BO*

So not only are you a deserter, but you are a usurper too? smh lad

>we will have peace and comfiness

Il n'y a que le premier pas qui coute.

94c906 No.262783


>Il n'y a que le premier pas qui coute.

>There is only the first step that costs.


94c906 No.262784

File: 9ed9e3625f9b3d0⋯.gif (118.59 KB, 1247x1247, 1:1, 1d0331dfe9cff6c13ecfe61814….gif)

8035eb No.262785


d8d437 No.262786


Quelle méchanceté.

you will have your head cut off so we can see if you manage to walk afterwards as St. Denis did.

94c906 No.262787


Don't lop it off, lad

Also refresh and look at Supreme Leader's latest post fufuf

(*Teleports behind you*)

94c906 No.262788

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


d8d437 No.262789

File: 0be324fcb614c62⋯.png (1.02 MB, 1077x748, 1077:748, 7079230-7(3).png)


>don't lop it off, lad

Vous appartenez a cette famille magnifique et lamentable qui es le sel et le lumière de la terre.

>also refresh and look at Supreme Leader's latest post fufuf


d8d437 No.262790

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>262788 (hail)


60d907 No.262791


Refresh and look at your post

ba2edb No.262792

File: 1ae83da904f9be6⋯.gif (1.69 MB, 500x260, 25:13, s1.gif)

File: 7848ba9b0905d71⋯.gif (1.92 MB, 500x260, 25:13, s2.gif)


But there are more white trannies than civic trannies tbh


You betrayed us


Anakin did LITERALLY nothing wrong

94c906 No.262793


Lad I don't speak foreign


i am gay no I didn't leave me alone lad

94c906 No.262794


*puts van in reverse*

ba2edb No.262795



ba2edb No.262796


Es-tu français?

4b97f7 No.262797

File: 1d3dfd12106905a⋯.png (221.2 KB, 780x438, 130:73, pd2h9flg9fmy.png)

>hard drive died

>lost all my ginnies

>even the recent ones where she looked Sandy wombed

ba2edb No.262798

fucking hate this post when you press enter thing

94c906 No.262799


Recent ones??

64e52f No.262800

File: a44947a9d9e0dc8⋯.jpg (1.63 MB, 4096x2543, 4096:2543, __berserker_of_black_fate_….jpg)


That's because trannyism is expensive. Homosexuality is disproportionately common among minorities because it's free.

60d907 No.262801


*cuts brake lines*

d8d437 No.262802


>lad I don't speak foreign

It's called "sophistication".


Bonjour, je m'appelle somethingelse.

94c906 No.262803

File: c55a65a9c895bc4⋯.png (89.43 KB, 1965x1029, 655:343, c55a65a9c895bc449f92d4ee9e….png)

>have to go to bed

work bullies me saave meeeeee

Night lads

4b97f7 No.262804


As in right before she deleted her twitter

959ba1 No.262805


night traitor

d8d437 No.262806

File: 6d5576ec644ee2d⋯.jpg (193.05 KB, 866x1300, 433:650, ginniedealer.jpg)


I have Ginnies, you want some?


>trannyism is expensive

Yet you can afford it somehow.

>homosexuality is free

No it isn't, the price is eternal damnation.

ba2edb No.262807

File: 787e5fd18c49ad4⋯.png (454.89 KB, 848x715, 848:715, Wss9mdu.png)


dunno I haven't heard of many ethnic trannies and homos tbh, any I've happened across have been huwhite. Plus civic lasses are generally less tolerant of gayism


Oh you're not French smh


d8d437 No.262808



d8d437 No.262809

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


>oh you're not French smh

The French are the spawn of Satan.

959ba1 No.262810

File: 6a22a24b50feb68⋯.png (1.31 MB, 1920x816, 40:17, 6a22a24b50feb68eb07163e8ac….png)


what isn't satanic to you?

ba2edb No.262811

File: ffbdd65639d2c20⋯.jpg (159.43 KB, 960x720, 4:3, catgirl.jpg)

>banned for civic thot posting



only the huwhite ones, along with the rest of the huwhite race (excluding slavess thots because they're still civic)

>tfw want to choke her

959ba1 No.262812

File: 3687d66f0b360f0⋯.png (599.31 KB, 564x545, 564:545, ClipboardImage.png)


>>banned for civic thot posting


60d907 No.262813


Not here lad

ba2edb No.262814

File: c83a890900ba10e⋯.jpg (43.63 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, O16376-1024x768.jpg)

banning civicposting on /newbrit/ is like trying to ban sand at the beach

959ba1 No.262815


stranger has gone rogue again

60d907 No.262816


no one banned you?

ba2edb No.262817


refresh and check board log

d8d437 No.262818

File: a6809635a600cbc⋯.jpg (50.76 KB, 425x531, 425:531, ChristJesus.jpg)


>what isn't satanic to you?

The Lord Jesus Christ.

60d907 No.262819


10 minute bans are not really bans lad cmon

959ba1 No.262820

File: a01ab3262e78937⋯.png (17.75 KB, 952x95, 952:95, ClipboardImage.png)

edbce9 No.262821

File: bab07abbe1f33f1⋯.jpg (25.05 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

ba2edb No.262822


I mean seriously why is 22 still mod

8035eb No.262823


He's like a fat dick dastardly

60d907 No.262824


>clearly a memi

If you look in the boardlog you will also see him banning me lel

8035eb No.262825


Alright me old china

959ba1 No.262826

edbce9 No.262827


alright me new asian

ba2edb No.262828



it was kind of out of nowhere tbh, not like we'd been bantering in the thread before

d8d437 No.262829


>why is 22 still mod



>you will also see him banning me lel

Only Fake BO is banned.

ba2edb No.262830


hello mt bee

d8d437 No.262831


Alright me old mucker.

60d907 No.262832


*bans you for calling me fake*

The left hand has no knowledge of what the right hand is doing

8035eb No.262833



edbce9 No.262834


'ello lad whats up


ya alright my lad



d8d437 No.262835

>got to write a 1,500 essay for 23:00 tonight

>recycling my old work from various essays to hash together something submittable

I am Green.

8035eb No.262836


What subject?

60d907 No.262837


>Essay during easter holidays


ba2edb No.262838


about to go watch some absolute kino. I think tonight… Harry Potter

edbce9 No.262839


tbf harry potter has a killer soundtrack tbh

8631f7 No.262840


(((Harry Pottberg)))

8035eb No.262841


>not walking tall starring the rock

>not spy kids 2

>not evolution

8035eb No.262842




Harold potterstien

60d907 No.262843


I remember having some old guy complaining at me chatting during the last film in theatres so I called him a nonce for watching a kids film.

60d907 No.262844


Barry trotter

ba2edb No.262845

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Yeah, the only good thing about it tbh

tbf the vid here is pretty kino for the first 8 seconds, the only good 8 seconds of HP you'll ever see


pffft I watched all the spy kids by age 4 lad


kek good one

8035eb No.262846


Lairey otters

ba2edb No.262847


Gary Potter actually what the Russians call him lmao

959ba1 No.262848

File: 24d483c14f1873b⋯.png (412.09 KB, 564x564, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

hairy cooters

60d907 No.262849


>Gary Potter

Porri Gatter

8035eb No.262850


>watching the film

>not analysing each frame on its own for its sheer technical brilliance


ba2edb No.262851

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

even better with subtitles cause you can actually see the innuendo with your own eyes

edbce9 No.262852


ye tbf

ff9d8b No.262853

>the sheer amount of bitching I'm reading going through todays backlog

jesus fucking christ lads

60d907 No.262854

Lon Measly


>he doesn't pause every 14 mins and bust out the notepad to recollect his thoughts an analyse the last several shots whilst listening to a loop of the soundtrack.

ba2edb No.262855


I pause every film I watch every 5 seconds in order to give myself a running commentary of all the flaws in it. Occasionally I will concede that something is kino

8035eb No.262856

Perry hattor

959ba1 No.262857


is it about wanking in the bath?

d8d437 No.262858


>*bans you for calling me fake*

But if I am the BO, that means you cannot possibly be the BO?

>the left hand has no knowledge of what the right hand is doing

"And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell." (Matthew 5:30)


>what subject

Nice try lad.



Do you not have any homework lad?

ba2edb No.262859


Not wanking, a girl pleasuring herself

8035eb No.262860


This must make films a whole day activity for you then

60d907 No.262861


I had some minor corrections, and some due in after the holiday, but nothing major.

959ba1 No.262862


that's what I meant

959ba1 No.262863

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>when they translated it to english they just made it literal

8035eb No.262864



Call it strumming or force feeding her cat or something


ff9d8b No.262865


BTECS don't get homework per se, they get a hefty log of assignments they have to do at their discretion

959ba1 No.262866


>Call it strumming or force feeding her cat or something

giving the bean a flick

ff9d8b No.262867


funny how accents change when people swap language

8035eb No.262868


Playing the fishy keyboard

ff9d8b No.262869



fisting your bucket

ba2edb No.262870

File: 4f8a0c9e502b6b7⋯.gif (1.94 MB, 300x385, 60:77, alizee.gif)

>sexy lass has to literally scream and plead for a real man to fuck her right

the utter state of western males smh


I never thought of 'wanking' as female tbh


grilling the fish

ff9d8b No.262871


>the moan sounds

yes alizee lass, you know I like moans and breathing in my music

ba2edb No.262872


sounds so ugly, I hereby decree that everything must in French from now on

8631f7 No.262873


I'd offer, but they'd reject me.

959ba1 No.262874


that's the only part that's better than the french version

ba2edb No.262875


Don't offer, show her tbh

ff9d8b No.262876


That it is. More songs need it tbh

Naturally most songs get ruined when they get translated though, all the word play is often lost.

Additionally there's less arse wiggling in the english version. Utterly despicable

ba2edb No.262877

File: a3317b3ff0bca04⋯.png (251.56 KB, 525x350, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png)

do what BIG HARV did tbh and wank into plants while an actress watches like a real alpha male

959ba1 No.262878


yeah but there's the imagery of a soaking wet lass banging on your window which is nearly as sexy

ba2edb No.262879

File: 7a2b613e8be110b⋯.gif (976.41 KB, 292x410, 146:205, alizee2.gif)


Alizee was built for sex tbh it's scandalous if she doesn't flaunt it

ff9d8b No.262880



Yeah lad, show her.

Tip for you when you do it: be really aggressive and angry when you do. Oh and sweaty.

This will show your masculine desire to dominate and that'll turn her on. Also sweat spreads your pheromone


Such symbology does nothing for me tbh, my dick is a brainlet. Just ass n titties pls boss


Why aye toon man I can second that

Can't do that in your nice christian society tho can she? I vote that when we take power we lock the world in the mid 00s forever

959ba1 No.262881

File: e9b0822b2f1b717⋯.png (423.13 KB, 564x564, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


>Such symbology does nothing for me tbh, my dick is a brainlet. Just ass n titties pls boss


ba2edb No.262882


Don't use any deodorant either to really get those pheromones out there

>Can't do that in your nice christian society tho can she?

making the best of things right now, ideally she'd be some lucky bastard's wife and popping out lots of mini Alizees

ff9d8b No.262883


>He threw in the thigh gap for free

You can expect a large tip from me, cheers gaffer



jesus fucking christ no. actually if you can throw on an unwashed shirt if you have any

>the best of things right now

>this shroppian thought process

getting vindicated left and tight these days it seems. getting bored of it actually, was kind of happier as an outlier and not a thought leader

ba2edb No.262884

pikeys are proof that whites are inferior

959ba1 No.262885

File: d21923ca1c3220e⋯.png (505.56 KB, 564x695, 564:695, ClipboardImage.png)


>Don't use any deodorant either to really get those pheromones out there

Also, never wash your hair

The mike cernovich way

ff9d8b No.262886

>mate asked me if I want to go pub

fucking curses lads I just want college over and done with at this point. fucking happy af rn too because it's not like I had 3 h/w assignments due in tomorrow that I had no time to do because I literally worked all day ever day from friday-sunday nooooooooooo


>pikeys are white

kek try again lad

ff9d8b No.262887


The monkey mindset look is utterly fantastic for picking up trannies as well if any of you lads fancy catching some GRIDS just to give your immune system a bit of a jolt

ba2edb No.262888

File: e6707d6f47793be⋯.png (728.98 KB, 578x420, 289:210, AlizeeJenAlMarreFeat.png)


>actually if you can throw on an unwashed shirt if you have any

yeah, and smear yourself in your underpants so the smell of your dick is all over you, then she will be too

>getting vindicated left and tight these days it seems

Not in general sense, just in Alizee's case tbh


BECOME the gorilla to get the girl

959ba1 No.262889

File: 32c2ddaa2f9f244⋯.png (276.15 KB, 500x333, 500:333, ClipboardImage.png)

Festival thots were a perhaps a rabbit hole too far



if you exude pure masculine pheromones thots will be made pregnant even before you finally get round to shagging them

ff9d8b No.262890


>just in alizees case

no room for exceptions when laying out the rules for a society lad. exceptions appear in practice, not in theory

ff9d8b No.262891


>festival thots were too far

don't you EVER say that again


which is why I shower and cleanse my face everyday tbh. this lil nigga don't need no ala-mone

959ba1 No.262892

File: 8619f65d5d104d2⋯.png (708.49 KB, 564x688, 141:172, ClipboardImage.png)


I like them, but I don't think I should feel good about that

ff9d8b No.262893


you thought that about thots less than a week ago

ba2edb No.262894


But I'm not laying out the rules for a society lad, I'm talking about individuals

ff9d8b No.262895


fuckin calm down big guy or i'll have the doormen kick you out aye?

i'm JUST SAYING lad, you're playing a dangerous game - speaking sophistically

I love individuals, don't you guys?

959ba1 No.262896

File: 2215957433ba417⋯.png (462.27 KB, 500x750, 2:3, ClipboardImage.png)


makes me wonder where I'll be in a week's time

ba2edb No.262897

File: cfc090f0a4787bc⋯.png (25.76 KB, 136x155, 136:155, babby's soul is kill by th….png)

ba2edb No.262898


shagging and choking a thot

ff9d8b No.262899


Probably just stagnate somewhere around me tbh

If you keep on going I guess you'll have to walk that path alone tbf


alright lad but don't say I didn't warn you

*has the bouncers throw you out*

"sorry but I had to do it to em" as the memers say


oh please, that comes with his current position

ff9d8b No.262900

>absolutely crams in the calories after not eating all day so I don't waste away

959ba1 No.262901

File: cd7b1a40fd71919⋯.png (387.93 KB, 564x564, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


The dream


>If you keep on going I guess you'll have to walk that path alone tbf

Can't really imagine what's further than you tbh

ff9d8b No.262902


me neither to be KWUITE honest with ya

I guess you could just mosey on over to absolute sexual degeneracy and go for men, trannies, and boys

but I can't say I'd support that

959ba1 No.262903

File: 4e2b90fb3d546e2⋯.png (263.39 KB, 564x564, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


>but I can't say I'd support that

Keep it thots keep it straight

ff9d8b No.262904

>only 17kcal in this pack of crisps

how the fuck am I supposed to maintain my fat and muscle with this shit

ff9d8b No.262905

File: 71eba72d7ed0050⋯.jpg (15.54 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 1-pint-poly-whole-milk.jpg)


now yer gettin' it sonnn

a thot a day keeps the loneliness away

a man a day only makes it build and stay → until you're slamming down semen shots and praying to catch AIDS to shorten your time spent on the 'coil

959ba1 No.262906

File: 0df3c0560843502⋯.png (230.35 KB, 564x564, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


>a thot a day keeps the loneliness away

just need to find a thot smh

ff9d8b No.262907

File: cbf23f4cdbb2c4d⋯.png (8.93 KB, 530x468, 265:234, cbf23f4cdbb2c4da5f6902f922….png)


we all do lad, we all do

now if you'll excuse me I'm off for a shower and a SHIT

d8d437 No.262908

Got it submitted with two minutes to go. Thanks for the help lads.

d8d437 No.262909

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

C'est l'heure de danser.

d8d437 No.262910

File: 3fbf3d817aa013f⋯.jpg (34.32 KB, 800x500, 8:5, BishopOfRome.jpg)

Christians must denounce sins committed in the name of money and power, says Pope

>the Gospel requires Christians to “denounce personal and social sins committed against God and neighbour in the name of the god money and of power for its own sake,” Pope Francis has written in the introduction to a new book, Potere e Denaro (“Power and Money”)

>finance and the economy affect every person and every society, playing a large part in “determining the quality of life and even death” and the degree to which a person’s life is worthy of his or her God-given dignity, the Pope said

>in line with his predecessors and with the social teaching of the Catholic Church, Pope Francis wrote in the introduction, he knows that the Gospel message applies to social and economic questions as well as to questions of personal spirituality and church life because “God does not abandon his creatures to the clutches of evil.”


ff9d8b No.262911


lad you should get tinder come to think


got what submitted

ff9d8b No.262912


you'd think that'd be obvious tbf

d8d437 No.262913


>got what submitted

My essay that was due in at eleven o'clock.


>that'd be obvious tbf

Not necessarily when there are many "Christians" who believe abortion is acceptable, despite it being murder. The church has strayed from Biblical truths to appeal to the world in a desperate attempt to remain relevant. It will be a sad, yet also joyous day, when Chinese missionaries arrive in Europe to convert us.

ff9d8b No.262914

>2 brothers, separated as both went with a different parent following the divorce

>one is big into street racing and owns a nice red bmw e30

the other posts pseudo Avant Garde meme shit on Instagram and acts like a sad boi Goth

yikes lads

959ba1 No.262915

File: 91c28745c82e26f⋯.png (338.96 KB, 500x667, 500:667, ClipboardImage.png)


>lad you should get tinder come to think


I have hardly any photos on facebook, so I'd struggle to do anything with the profile.

d8d437 No.262916


Are you the one who acts like a sad boi Goth lad?


>I have hardly any photos on facebook, so I'd struggle to do anything with the profile.

Use a photo of me lad. You'll get bare matches lad, it'll be proper dece.

8631f7 No.262917

>tfw too autistic for even thotiest thots

ff9d8b No.262918



oh nice one i guess

let's bump up that work within shall we though lad, otherwise you won't achieve your potential :^)


these people aren't real Christians, the Pope will have no affect on their willful blasphemy tbh

good riddance too, we need less Christians in the West 😂👌💯💯💯


take a couple now, take 1 on a day you feel good, take the test out and about

best if you can take a few funny and Goofy ones


my parents are happily married, little one

ff9d8b No.262919


sorry lad, looks like you're just gone have to call it quits on having a genetic legacy

if you become a monk now though you can still give yourself eternally to your devine of choice

ff9d8b No.262920


work ethic* not within

smh at phone posting tbh

d8d437 No.262921


>bump up that work ethic

Was an essay worth less than 50% for a module that will more than likely be discounted when calculating my final grade lad. I completed the task because it would be rude not to hand something in.

>we need less Christians in the West

All along of the UK doing so well in this post-Christian age. :'-)

>parents are happily married

Marriage is a holy covenant, the joining together of two to become one flesh. A marriage without God at the centre of it is meaningless though lad.

959ba1 No.262922

File: 55e61d86b9954a1⋯.png (762.44 KB, 563x691, 563:691, ClipboardImage.png)


>take a couple now, take 1 on a day you feel good, take the test out and about

we'll see


you can do it lad how's the Goblin?

ff9d8b No.262923





8631f7 No.262924


Why do wogs talk like this?

d8d437 No.262925

File: cca5b6a1a4f9e85⋯.jpg (260.46 KB, 1344x1120, 6:5, BeddyBye.jpg)

Goodnight laddies.

edbce9 No.262926

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


doesn't look very black :^)

edbce9 No.262927



ff9d8b No.262928



indicative of your wider attitude lad. utterly disgraceful if you think that you can have this attitude with voluntary education. you know there are kids in Africa that'd love the opportunities you've been given

>post Christian

the trends that're plaguing England today began long before this country moved past Christianity

>marriage without God is meaningless

you can only imagine how little i care for this sentiment


you* shall lad, it makes no difference to me if you're not putting yourself out there for the thots 😜

ff9d8b No.262929


gotta be said lad I've heard many different odd sounding wogs in my time but I've never had one rap at me


night lass

959ba1 No.262930


smh I need to take the shrop lexiconpill

ff9d8b No.262931


dw lad they'll all come in time

gotta build tolerance otherwise you'll lose the nuances tbh

ff9d8b No.262932

>shit done, now I gotta shower

honestly fuck my life lads there's no good reason that I should be getting so cold so late on a sunday night

23c29a No.262933

did dorshit died

388218 No.262934

Morning lads


I think he said he was moving house

38c0f5 No.262935

File: 1c6318c52ff2010⋯.png (541.89 KB, 564x846, 2:3, ClipboardImage.png)


Morning lad

d8d437 No.262936

Bonjour à tous.

d8d437 No.262937

File: b3638788941ad26⋯.jpg (45.23 KB, 700x394, 350:197, IMG_2211.JPG)

Eurovision winner Conchita Wurst reveals he has HIV after alleged blackmail attempt

>former Eurovision Song Contest winner Conchita Wurst says he has been forced to reveal he is HIV positive after being blackmailed by a former friend

>in a post on Instagram the Austrian drag queen said he has been living with the virus for many years

>he said he had decided to come out with the news himself before his friend did


الله عظيم

e87812 No.262938

File: 4c0413b42b15d81⋯.jpg (28.76 KB, 179x320, 179:320, 1469188237765.jpg)

388218 No.262939


>Homosexual has AIDs

Who could have seen this coming?

d8d437 No.262940

File: f53ff562cf1be76⋯.jpg (57.98 KB, 600x600, 1:1, IMG_2213.JPG)



اذا انصتنا، بامكاننا سماع خطة الرب

ff9d8b No.262941


I don't hate many things lads, but I really do dislike homosexuals. They're so spiritually corrupted - they literally get off from perverting the good and spreading disease

e87812 No.262942

File: 5ee3edcbb53b846⋯.png (329.97 KB, 500x500, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


I don't speak paki, lass



388218 No.262943


>Something else has gone full Muslim

Not sure what to think about this development


To right lad, I wouldn't mind so much if they stayed in their own perverted, disease-ridden circles as they'd soon die off but they can't help but try and 'recruit' and warp other young men and boys, and that's only the tip of the iceberg

d8d437 No.262944

File: 3d4800f4b89dafe⋯.jpg (248.34 KB, 1024x686, 512:343, IMG_2212.JPG)


>he doesn't speak paki

>he doesn't want to be a grand vizier in the caliphate



>>something else has gone full moslem

Have you heard thrice the crows of the cockerel? I would never deny Christ's godhood.

>not sure what to think about this development

آمن بنفسك كلّ شيء سيكون علي ما يرام

388218 No.262945


>Those edits


ff9d8b No.262946

>nose has been fucked for 2 weeks or so

>not sure what day of unintentional nofap I'm on - could be anything between 2-4 weeks

what the heck is going on

ff9d8b No.262947

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

we're gonna do it lads

d8d437 No.262948


إن شاء الله

ff9d8b No.262949



I tire

60d907 No.262950

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

352e1e No.262951

File: 18a45d691c82eb0⋯.png (750.03 KB, 564x561, 188:187, ClipboardImage.png)


The worst case of thot deficiency I've ever seen. Get this lad 20cc's of nightclub STAT

388218 No.262952


>unintentional nofap I'm on - could be anything between 2-4 weeks


94c906 No.262953

File: 2d9dba46170ea85⋯.png (48.37 KB, 935x695, 187:139, 5778ee8ae22608ee0e415d2bf1….png)


ff9d8b No.262954


pump me up full of the good stuff doc


not quite lad, it only happened because I haven't really had the time, otherwise I don't bother with those sorts of things


Come back again has he?

388218 No.262955


Hullo lad

94c906 No.262956

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>5 and a half hour of e-celebs

352e1e No.262957

File: 7eb230978ef177f⋯.png (699.04 KB, 564x847, 564:847, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 00300456ca1bbf7⋯.png (772.08 KB, 564x696, 47:58, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 3f2228bc70a0b51⋯.png (601.47 KB, 500x750, 2:3, ClipboardImage.png)


>pump me up full of the good stuff doc

I can give you some thot methadone, but you need to get yourself the real stuff

ff9d8b No.262958


Smh I'm just barely getting through the nickj j fuentes debate w/ aiu. no way I could even start this


that'll do i guess…

smh. when i get better at my job im gonna go out on weekends even if im i the next day

94c906 No.262959


That was full retardation. I though AIU was supposed to be a big dog skeptic but he brings no arguments and is all just smug condescension. The spic grew on me in that stream tbh

352e1e No.262960

File: 2393f5eb5ea73b7⋯.png (528.56 KB, 564x564, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


>smh. when i get better at my job im gonna go out on weekends even if im i the next day

good lad

there are thots right now that are sad because they're not being loved at this moment smh

ff9d8b No.262961


>full retardation

I was actually appalled tbh. Nick was giving him stats and facts and all he had in response was "guns causing violence is SO OBVIOUS".


smh lad he's ITALIAN. I've liked him for a fair bit tbh, he's a funny kid on the ol twitter.

>calls him a kid even though we're the same age


You don't have to tell me lad. It make's my heart weep to think of all those poor lasses I've left untended to

94c906 No.262962


He's a spic, lad… Even if the admixture is low.

Thing is AIU even started with saying how bad guns are for causing gun-deaths… which is somehow worse than regular deaths? smh

ff9d8b No.262963


>he's a spic

well at least he's not white i guess…

>gun deaths

aye, the guy clearly just has a standard LIBERAL fear of guns

personally I'm not even for reducing the amount of deaths in a country

ba2edb No.262964


Nick is a funny lad tbh one day he praises the strikes as asserting American dominance the next he's railing against capitalism

ba2edb No.262965

literally who gives a shit about guns tbh it's all american influenced now so you can't have a proper conversation and reintroducing them is never going to happen in modern society and even if it did they'd mostly end up in the hands of violent gangs and shit

60d907 No.262966



ba2edb No.262967


At least you can run around with guns when you don't go to SA to fight the race war so don't complain

94c906 No.262968


>he kept implying people who want guns are the ones who are afraid

i am gay


But gangs already have illegal guns i am gay

60d907 No.262969


Well I mean in countries with relaxed gun laws a majority of illegal firearms trace their origins back to smuggling or being stolen. It's highly unlikey for the legal owner of a legally registered firearm to use it unlawfully.

ba2edb No.262970


Any they have are shit and knife crime is more common, guns wouldn't help tbh, we need to fix ourselves first

ba2edb No.262971


True but it still makes it easier, gang violence in American inner cities uses mostly illegal or stolen weapons but they use guns a lot more than in London for example

94c906 No.262972


Illegal guns are shit?

60d907 No.262973


It doesn't really make it easier. For example most of our illegal guns come from Slovakia, where they are bought illegally, whilst just across the border is the Czech republic which has very relaxed firearm laws, more so than Switzerland in some cases, and certainly more liberal than Slovakia. Guns intended for crime are nearly always already illegally sourced. The channels for illegal gun procurement for the most part would be unaffected by changing firearm legislation, I mean our laws are about to be changed and probably become restrictive despite the fact shooting sports are growing and the British shooting industry is actually doing well after a long period of stagnation, but lmao fuck the shooter community. Even before our laws were restricted guns used in crime were almost never bought over the counter legally. Legal firearm ownership for the most part has no affect on the illegal gun trade.

ba2edb No.262974


street gangs generally don't import AK47s tbh, they usually get hold of poor quality guns

94c906 No.262975


not sure if I buy that, lad. Guns are guns. I've heard of UZIs being confiscated smh

ff9d8b No.262976


>praising strikes

is that his current stance on them? he didn't seem to be in favour of them in the pre-AIU debate America First stream


I wholeheartedly support mans right to take the lives of others


>questioning the masculinity of your opponent in order to force them to concede your point

pure alpha tbh


you don't fix yourself first lad, you fix yourself after experiencing a problem

as if there even is a problem. why do I care if gangbangers are killing each other?

ba2edb No.262977


In large part you're right but it all depends on what hypothetical legislation was brought in. My point is that a relaxation of gun laws under the current government would be badly handled and probably lead to many gangs getting hold of legal weapons because to do otherwise might be racist somehow, you know what I mean. In any case guns aren't a priority imo, it's not like they'll overthrow the government - believing that is amerilarp tier

60d907 No.262978

File: 715353131fcbd6f⋯.png (2.92 MB, 1920x1152, 5:3, ClipboardImage.png)


No such thing as an AK47 tbh lad. [gun autism intensifies]

This was seized in Kent sometime last year iirc.

ba2edb No.262979


>is that his current stance on them?


>you don't fix yourself first lad, you fix yourself after experiencing a problem


I'm just saying I'd rather have guns sorted after we fix more pressing issues tbh


Exception to the rule tbh and they look poor quality to me but I'm no gunfag

ff9d8b No.262980

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Wanna rewatch tbh lads

388218 No.262981


Any sane minded individual, they're both great fun and a means to defend yourself

>they'd mostly end up in the hands of violent gangs and shit

They already are, the only thing is that they have them and we don't

ff9d8b No.262982



kek, what a good lad

>more pressing issues

oh that's what you meant.

such a weak opinion tbh. our "issues" are none legislative, they come from the sick minds of our people. giving people back the means to defend themselves, or carry out retribution on others, wouldn't make issues worse.

ff9d8b No.262983

>people think I was shitposting when I said I support mans right to kill

60d907 No.262984


For shooting they'll function just fine, cold war technology for the most part was designed to function even after a nuclear war. But hauls like this are becoming very common, people are bringing in large quantities of firearms and firearm parts from across Europe and there has always been big smuggling operations, especially in port cities. For example a recent gangster killing in Ireland (which has stricter laws than us) was discovered to have been using the same ammunition that was stolen from a German police armory several years ago. The illegal gun trade is massive and Britain is a part of it.

ff9d8b No.262985

>be me, a black bartender

>smh at young couples

352e1e No.262986

ff9d8b No.262987


did you watch the groundhog day clip

388218 No.262988


Pretty much tbqh


What did he mean by this?

ba2edb No.262989


Gangs mostly use knives tbh. I'm sick to death of people going about it, on both sides, because Americans have to be retards and infect our politics with this shit


>our "issues" are none legislative, they come from the sick minds of our people.

Exactly so any materialist concern shouldn't be top of your priorities tbh, lest you end up like yank gun nuts


fair but your average gang still uses knives mostly

94c906 No.262990


Is your only "point" that Americans have guns, lad?

ff9d8b No.262991


>nobody watched the clip

you all sicken me

352e1e No.262992


did after you told us to

60d907 No.262993


Oh yeah knives and screwdrivers are the most common violent weapon used in England. Guns are really more for intimidation or "professionals" here, it's very easy to boss a gang into using their knives for you if you have a gun or two. But again, changing firearms legislation really wont affect illegal firearms, I mean if you allow people to use firearms in self defence I imagine burglaries would decrease and thus limit the amount of legally bought but illegally owned firearms in this country as well.

388218 No.262994


>Americans have to be retards and infect our politics with this shit

Yup, can't say anything without someone saying



60d907 No.262995


Tbh that's because our liberal elite (lmao) emulate the American left for the most part, so naturally they have to compare their targets to Americans to insult them.

f28abe No.262996


>>he kept implying people who want guns are the ones who are afraid

He wouldn't be wrong tbh, if you aren't scared for your safety then the desire for self-defence won't drive you to desire a weapon.

ff9d8b No.262997


>gangs use knives

then why are you so bothered by guns?

>materialist concern

if a gun grants a man the ability to protect himself and his family while he attempts to individually remove himself from the materialist system, then this should be something you should support

why is it exactly that because our society is sick, no one can expand on their rights to protect themselves or fight against a tyrannical state entity?

ff9d8b No.262998


then do you understand my child

608a2f No.262999

Bonjour lads got a compliment on my beard today from a lass at the building supplies place

Also got punched through the window by a roadrage Cunt and broke a front tooth

Overall a so-so day


Can confirm that stuff gets done for lads with ratchets

ff9d8b No.263000


self defence is not necessarily a current concern. you don't need to be afraid in order to take precautions to keep your future self safe.

the american 2nd amendment was written largely to prevent a tyrannical government from being able to oppress future american citizens, not because they already had one

ff9d8b No.263001


>through the window

like the lad shattered a glass window before making contact with your face??

nice job on the compliment though, I wish I had full facial hair :'^(

60d907 No.263002


Crime has become very hierarchical lmao, it's always funny to see lads speeding around on their l plate scooters in all black and realise for the most part they're bottom bitch tier.

388218 No.263003


> got punched through the window by a roadrage Cunt and broke a front tooth


608a2f No.263004


Nah we were on opposite sides and he wouldn't give way so I rolled up to him with the window down and he chinned me straight away and squeezed past and drove off

Didn't know what hit me lmao

608a2f No.263005


Runners are shit on even my shoe lad

If you're handling things worth £10 a go then you are one rung from a user

They don't even own the gear, that's why they are so violent about it




388218 No.263006


What a cunt

94c906 No.263007


True, but that's not the way he meant it.

608a2f No.263008


Nah I got out matched by someone more skilled at spontaneous ultraviolence

Literally split my second from left front tooth in half an the gumline

Must have had a nice sovereign to get that sort of connection

Got nigger lips as well smh

608a2f No.263009


I definitely don't own a gun, but if I hypothetically did it would remain buried until there's no option but to use it

I wouldn't be afraid for my safety in that case as you could settle any issues provided you weren't already dead

Your argument applies to me wearing steelies at all times tbf

Better to have and not need than need and not have

94c906 No.263010


I have steelies slippers now

608a2f No.263011


No good for kicking folk

608a2f No.263012

Given up on getting k

Got some xanax instead

f28abe No.263013

File: c7bc70e1837d375⋯.jpg (64.01 KB, 780x589, 780:589, 1402784308848.jpg)


>just read an article that claims k temporarily cures depression

94c906 No.263014

File: 1225940e73c5c03⋯.png (1.68 MB, 1286x965, 1286:965, ClipboardImage.png)


nah, have them so I can slip them off quicker when I get in the van

352e1e No.263015

File: 3dba2328af03fb9⋯.png (725.5 KB, 564x704, 141:176, ClipboardImage.png)


tbqh I was aware of that even before I found online mongolian druid forums

f28abe No.263016


Well I read it ages ago but forgot about it and rediscovered it recently. Makes me as butthurt as it did the first time.

388218 No.263017


Lad spontaneous ultraviolence is cunt behaviour, it's what fucking wogs do, getting into a scrap is fine, randomly chinning people isn't

ff9d8b No.263018



I agree on the cunt thing tbf. Spontaneous ultraviolence sure but you can't just punch someone and then jet away. If you're gonna start a fight then keep it going until it's over


>vanlad is now a crossdressing sad boi


>One foot on the dash, the other on the peddles

I like your style lad

f28abe No.263019


STOP driving on the wrong side of the road

352e1e No.263020



Is it speed limited or are you a demon on the road?

ff9d8b No.263021

curing depression is a lottery anyway tbf. it makes sense that a drug that has entheogenic properties can "cure" it just the same as a cocktail of SSRIs can



how come lass?

ff9d8b No.263022


what's a sprinter

352e1e No.263023

File: de6d8c1317a7394⋯.png (11.36 MB, 3343x2009, 3343:2009, ClipboardImage.png)



wait it's a box van so it's shite anyway

ff9d8b No.263024

I used to hate sports day way back when but I do kind of miss it these days tbf

I still don't miss the 400m+ though I fucking tell you that much

ff9d8b No.263025


You can be pretty fast on the roads in a van lad, you'd only need to ask me pa

94c906 No.263026

File: e61f88c74527029⋯.png (4.53 MB, 2048x1536, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)


It's mirrored, lad smh.


How did you know it was a sprinter?

f28abe No.263027


Cos I'd like to have lived in the universe where I could get in prescription.

ff9d8b No.263028


My lad you can just as easy purchase it via the black market. You don't need a doctor to tell you what to, and what not to do.

Obviously I personally discourage the consumption of illegal drugs but the fact that I could easily get some pretty decent stuff for £40 within the week is just the dark nature of our evil world

d8d437 No.263029


Wales looks nice for this time of year.

ff9d8b No.263030




ohhhhhh I get it now

352e1e No.263031


>How did you know it was a sprinter?

You'd be a pretty naff delivery driver if you were driving a C or E class.

ff9d8b No.263032


wales always looks nice at every time of the year

94c906 No.263033

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File: 0d738124db620be⋯.png (2.26 MB, 1531x1148, 1531:1148, ClipboardImage.png)

ff9d8b No.263034

Did I ever mention that I met a jewish lass from anglesey at a club once? I feel like I forgot to tell that one

ff9d8b No.263035


looks kind of like


94c906 No.263036


So sprinter just means a certain type of van?


Did you goy her, lad?

352e1e No.263037


Did you marry her?

608a2f No.263038


Strong (jewed to look weak) evidence for rapid temporary effects that exceed any other available drug


You're on about random spontaneous violence

The spontaneous part should be rapid escalation and the ultraviolence is Street rules mma

You're right that nigs attack unprovoked

But if you are provoked then you end it there and then with brutal contact


Well this is me *vanladpepess*

94c906 No.263039

File: 93ba1f06648b2d8⋯.png (3.39 MB, 2025x1260, 45:28, ClipboardImage.png)

*grabs your tail*

352e1e No.263040

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>she's still going

608a2f No.263041


A Mercedes panel van

d8d437 No.263042

File: ade669853647cf3⋯.jpg (57.94 KB, 800x500, 8:5, BishopOfRome(4).jpg)

Pope tells grieving child: your atheist father is in Heaven

Communist faggot Bergoglio at it again

>during a visit to Rome’s deprived Corviale district on Sunday, the Pope answered questions from a group of children. One of them, a boy called Emanuele, burst into tears when he met the Pope

To be expected when meeting the anti-Christ tbh

>after giving the child a long hug, Pope Francis asked him what was troubling him. Emanuele whispered in the Pope’s ear that his father, who was an atheist, had recently died and he was worried he could be in Hell

Atheists don't believe in Hell so they can't go there ;-)

>the Pope said that although Emanuele’s father was an atheist, “he had his four children baptised, he was a good man. It’s nice that a son says that about his father, that he ‘was good’. If that man was able to raise his children like that, then he was a good man. God is proud of your father.”

Justification through good works is a ridiculous concept by cheapening grace. It is a false doctrine that wrongly imagines our accomplishments can come close to matching the sacrifice Christ made for us.


ff9d8b No.263043



couldn't stand her tbh. she very much wanted the sloppy shroppy in her but all she could manage to do was peck my head about how it's her passion working at the UN for humanitarian reasons. Bored me to death so I just left and hit the dancefloor

In her defence she was at least amused by me calling her a jewid


I knew it all along smh



94c906 No.263044

Night lads

d8d437 No.263045

File: b52483c0b0d8aa2⋯.jpg (93.44 KB, 960x640, 3:2, EnglishBeach.jpg)



Are you excluding the urban centres?


Hello boyo, here is a picture I took whilst out for a walk in the English countryside. It is very nice and pretty here too.

608a2f No.263046


I'm with the antichrist on this

Stick your scriptures up your arse

I'd fight your God for his old man's

place in heaven

352e1e No.263047

File: 3bb79391d8559bb⋯.jpg (93.77 KB, 1080x809, 1080:809, 3bb79391d8559bbd07b5820517….jpg)


You could have shut her up with something else smh

608a2f No.263048


Night boyo

ff9d8b No.263049


smh lad, you seem awfully bitter

doesn't seem very christian to tell the poor lad that his father's burning in hell tbf. but I suppose I wouldn't know what it is to be christian


Night lad


Naturally lad


I would've sooner killed myself than suffered 10 more minutes of listening about her investment banker cousins

352e1e No.263050


>I would've sooner killed myself than suffered 10 more minutes of listening about her investment banker cousins

what about 30 more minutes of her moans and heavy breathing

ff9d8b No.263051


Well obviously that would've been fun lad but I chose the easy road that day

must've been at least 2 months ago now smh

d8d437 No.263052


>you seem awfully bitter

That's because cheap grace is a hideous, anti-Biblical stance. Leading people to believe that simply being a "good person" and doing "good things" will earn them eternal salvation is wrong as we are only saved through belief and repentance.

>doesn't seem very christian to tell the poor lad that his father's burning in hell

We should not shy away from the truth, and we should definitely not lie about the Gospel. If his father truly was an atheist and did not repent for his sins before passing away then he will be in Hell. Atheists go to Hell, but it's alright for them because they don't have to believe in it until they actually get there. :-)

ff9d8b No.263053


>1st part

I meant more in general lad. I can't help but feel like you desperately want to join the sinners in their hedonism but bitterly follow the scripture due to fear of God.

>2nd part

see that's what I'm talking about. you seem almost giddy that these people are damning themselves to an eternity of suffering? you think jesus would find that funny or immensely sad I wonder?

what's the leeway for the dad to go to purgatory or limbo anyway?

86bfe6 No.263054

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*comes ashore*

ff9d8b No.263055

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why aye toon man

d8d437 No.263056


>I can't help but feel like you desperately want to join the sinners in their hedonism

I am a good boy lad. I find such things to be repulsive and disgusting, and, as we are instructed to do so, we should hate such things because they displease God.

>bitterly follow the scripture due to fear of God

It is right to fear God, but there is nothing bitter in my adherence of His commandments. The parameters that God establishes for our lives are there to give us permission to enjoy His promises within the parameters of His principles so that we are not destroyed by what He intended to bless us with.

>you seem almost giddy that these people are damning themselves to an eternity of suffering

If that were so I'd have no issue with people doing as they see fit, after all if it isn't hurting anyone why can't they be free to sin? Cheap grace imagines that what one does on Earth can earn them salvation, whereas the Biblical stance is that salvation is not earned but given by God.

If I were to warn you that consuming a drink would poison you, and yet you still drank it anyway, it would be your fault that you died.

>you think Jesus would find that funny or immensely sad I wonder?

God would rather bless us rather than have to forgive us. He sent His son to Earth so that we could join Him in Heaven, but sadly many choose to reject Him.

>what's the leeway for the dad to go to purgatory or limbo anyway?

Purgatory is a Papist concept, it doesn't exist.

352e1e No.263057

File: 4a992555579151a⋯.png (670.43 KB, 883x600, 883:600, 4a992555579151a009c0e74f62….png)

>parents recommending me more TV shows

You know I don't watch it so why do you do it

ff9d8b No.263058

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>as we are instructed to do so

perhaps so lad. from my perspective it looks similar to an incel hating sluts because he's still a virgin

>permission and parametres

I shudder

>it would be your fault

naturally lad. but the smiley faces you punctuate your smug sentences wherein you say atheists will burn seem indicative not of indifference but of an almost sadistic amusement

>bless > forgive

that doesn't address my question lad. do you think Jesus would have your same attitude? surely as a christian you should be sad to hear that the boys father would be off to hell

>purgatory = papist

fairs I guess

608a2f No.263059


>do you think Jesus would have your same attitude

Tupac said it best

>Everybody kissing as to go to heaven ain't going

>Put my soul on it

Jesus is our homeboy

But christcucks have relabelled him as a gate keeper for their subservient jew texts and false heaven that doesn't represent Christ's teachings

608a2f No.263060

And I truly love Christians who are genuinely interested in your salvation when it doesn't involve arbitrary religious dogma

The dude that I met last summer never once told me I was going to hell for being a pagan just that jesus was watching and God has a plan for me

This Christian hell and heaven bs is basically unfounded supremacy again

Ain't no nigga got a right to assume my afterlife

608a2f No.263061

And the self confidence dogmatic christfags have based on their supposed afterlife supremacy is just as bad

Belief is fine

Making decisions about others based on those beliefs is nigh on fucking fantasy

ff9d8b No.263062


>jesus is our homeboy

I occasionally hear good things from/about him, though I've never read the bible.

One thing I know for sure is there're a lot less christians in this world than even they think to be the case.

There's a reason why the holy classes are at the top of the castes, it's because the masses are incapable of truly understanding & following scripture, or perceiving divinity


>unfounded supremacy

kek lad is this just your new thing now?

d8d437 No.263063


>an incel hating sluts because he's still a virgin

I don't hate anyone because everyone is created in the image of God. I hate sin though. :-)

>an almost sadistic amusement

Atheists are all for freedom of choice, they choose to be eternally damned. Nobody is in Hell that didn't choose to send themselves there.

>do you think Jesus would have your same attitude?

No, Jesus was perfect. He sacrificed Himself for all of us, why would He be happy that His sacrifice was in vain?

>surely as a christian you should be sad to hear that the boys father would be off to Hell

The souls in Hell are there because they would not enjoy Heaven. If he is there it is best for him.


>interested in your salvation when it doesn't involve arbitrary religious dogma

There is only one path to Heaven and that is through the Lord Jesus Christ.

>never once told me I was going to hell for being a pagan

You are going to Hell for being a pagan though lad. The Bible makes this perfectly clear.

>God has a plan for me

God often uses evil people to carry out His plan.

>unfounded supremacy again

Salvation is not earned, it is given. Nobody can boast that they are better than you for receiving something that they did nothing to gain.


>self confidence dogmatic Christians have based on their supposed afterlife supremacy is just as bad

I can be assured that God loves me and that I am saved because of Christ. It is natural for Christians to have doubt, but without an afterlife there is no Gospel.

>making decisions about others based on those beliefs is nigh on f*cking fantasy

What decisions are imposed upon you though? You decide to send yourself to Hell, and if Christians truly are as bad as you seem to believe them to be, why would you want to spend eternity with them?

608a2f No.263064


>heard good things

He'd be a lad you could tell the whole truth to and get non judgemental advice from

His whole motive was improving interpersonal relationships and fairness of judgement

It's only fucking yahweh that says otherwise with his jew rules

I love our boy jesus, not least because he's also our lad virachoca(sp?) by archetype

>new thing

Nah it just fitted well here

Could have tried condescending or patronising but would have needed another word to finish with the same venom

ff9d8b No.263065

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feeling spiritual af lads wew

get me some elliot hulse

ff9d8b No.263066

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smh was supposed to post this

608a2f No.263067


That's literally all biblical supremacy

You can stick the Bible back in the drawer and male arguments that don't involve a jew book

I give this as much credence as harry Potter


I don't see Christians as bad, I see brainwashed christfags as bad

If you represent heaven then I'd rather not go

Whereas if heaven is the place where a fair judgement is made on your life that doesn't involve the silly jew authored Bible then fine I'd like the people there

ff9d8b No.263068


>hates sin

kek sure you do lass

>atheists choose

not really even responding to what I said here are you? I say you're a sadist and you just dodge by saying they chose their fate

>sacrifice in vain

so you're saying he'd be bitter? I thought he was a compassionate lad

>they would not enjoy heaven

you say this like a rich neocon saying the poor don't deserve wealth. you aren't segregating them off for their benefit, you're happy to not have to deal with them



WOAH he sounds a lot like our shrop :^)


Incidentally I just amused myself when I imagined on of the arguments of Graham Hancock in FotG being that 'geesus' and 'heysus' sound the same.

just thought i'd say that tbh


fair enough lad

do you like founded supremacy?

608a2f No.263069

>respect jesus and his life

>uphold most of the commandments

>try to live by the lessons of the parables

>don't accept jesus as the son of god

>go to hell

Nigga fuck this bullshit you'd have to be a scared motherfucka to think you deserve hell for that

d8d437 No.263070


>the brain is in the arse



>biblical supremacy

Wew. Of course the Bible is supreme lad, it is the Word of God.

>jew book

There is nothing more Jewish than rejecting the Lord Jesus Christ. ;-)

>brainwashed Christians as bad

Who is doing this brainwashing, how have they been doing it for so long, and what do they gain from doing this? The only people that are actually "brainwashed" are those that subscribe to the destructive ideology of expressive individualism.

>if you represent Heaven

Of course I don't, I'm an imperfect, fallen creature, as we all are.

>if heaven is the place where a fair judgement is made

What would that judgement be made upon though lad? It can't be whether you were a good person, that is cheap grace verging upon Pelagianism.

ff9d8b No.263071


>in the arse

not quite lass, not quite

ff9d8b No.263072



why is it that someone who unwillingly upholds the principles presented in the scriptures can't be granted grace due to his ignorance? if grace is given not earned, what separates you from a man who is freer from sin, yet not as faithful? furthermore it doesn't sound to me like this man would prefer heaven over hell

608a2f No.263073


Which bit is God's word and which is years of Jewish editing?


I've done the opposite of rejecting him lass


The brainwashing is the deviation from how christ would act


I'd be judged wanting, but not for want of effort

I understand we agree we cannot know God's mind but that relates to your ancient sand rag as well as my conjecture

608a2f No.263074

I don't think someone struggling to do better in good faith would be looked on negatively

I doubt God has a tally sheet for all the times you told someone they're going to hell

But he probably has one for every time a 'sinner' takes a step towards him

ff9d8b No.263075

personally I do reject him

I hope one day to pop YHWH in his weak little jaw

ff9d8b No.263076

>the rugby team coach is inviting the team to a £15 dinner

like fuck lad

608a2f No.263077


Nah jesus is safe I'll vouch for him

But yeah yahweh got some questions to answer

If it's just humans twisting his words then it's all cushty as they'll be in he'll anyway

d8d437 No.263078


>unwillingly upholds the principles presented in the scriptures

Following the laws of the Bible and the teachings of Christ without belief in Him as the Son of God isn't enough. Our deeds are but filthy rags after all.

>separates you from a man who is freer from sin, yet not as faithful

None of us are free from sin. There not different levels of sin as Papists claim there to be. All sins are transgressions against God and we are all corrupted because of original sin. Only through faith in Christ and repentance can we be completely forgiven.


>someone struggling to do better in good faith would be looked on negatively

On our own are actions are meaningless and your righteous "good faith" is self-righteous though lad.


>>£15 for dinner

Hey big spender.

608a2f No.263080


So the only self sacrifice yahweh wants is to Him? Fuck that sand nigger loving cunt

I'll look after my own first

Charity work is more godly than all of your prayers and bullshit chastity and not blaspheming

Yahweh is the shittest god

Bet Allah would beat him in an arm wrestle these days

While taranis bullies them both while high fiving me and burning a papists cape

ff9d8b No.263081


Thoughts on jesus still undecided, good lad or bad lad. Allowing something to be your shepherd is a big commitment lad. I personally would reject all in order to be my own.


>none are free from sin

I thought original sin was only a papist concept?

That being the case then what's the church stance like a lad like me getting past the angelic bouncers if I have faith in the lord?

Original sin is such a sham kek

>£15 dinner

that's more than I'd like to spend on food. especially if it isn't a special occasion


I'm definitely not interested in the second option. I definitely won't give it some thought and there isn't a single possibility that I might follow that up in a few weeks or so.

60d907 No.263082

File: 76d8b261a37a1f2⋯.png (331.4 KB, 540x360, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png)

>religion on newbrit

woah boy.

d96426 No.263083

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>>religion on newbrit

ff9d8b No.263084


yeah com'on lads where the bussies???

ff9d8b No.263085


>YHWH shittest god

do we know what aesthetics YHWH presides over? is he a disease god per chance?

608a2f No.263086


Can you delete my post to shrop about not having things

Thanks lad

60d907 No.263087


what post?

ff9d8b No.263088


is a post like that still dangerous?

d96426 No.263089


consider it not done

ff9d8b No.263090

weeeeeeee want pizza

608a2f No.263091



608a2f No.263092



Better to be safe than sorry

ff9d8b No.263093


fair enough tbh. my legalese needs work personally. Feel like I forget to SWIM every other post

d8d437 No.263094


>I thought original sin was only a papist concept?

Original sin, it is why God sent His Son to walk amongst us.

"Sin standeth not in the following of Adam, (as the Pelagians do vainly talk;) but it is the fault and corruption of the Nature of every man, that naturally is ingendered of the offspring of Adam; whereby man is very far gone from original righteousness, and is of his own nature inclined to evil, so that the flesh lusteth always contrary to the spirit; and therefore in every person born into this world, it deserveth God's wrath and damnation. And this infection of nature doth remain, yea in them that are regenerated; whereby the lust of the flesh, called in the Greek, "Phronema Sarkos", which some do expound the wisdom, some sensuality, some the affection, some the desire, of the flesh, is not subject to the Law of God. And although there is no condemnation for them that believe and are baptized, yet the Apostle doth confess, that concupiscence and lust hath of itself the nature of sin." (Article IX, Articles of Religion)

>what's the church stance like a lad like me getting past the angelic bouncers if I have faith in the lord

If you truly believe in the Lord Jesus Christ and repent for your sins, you can get "past the angelic bouncers". God cannot be fooled and if your belief is not genuine you'll go to Hell.

>more than I'd like to spend on food

£15 isn't very much for food though lad. You never been to a Hawksmoor?


>woah boy

Skellies post quality over quantity.

d96426 No.263095

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d8d437 No.263096


>can you delete my post to shrop about not having things

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ff9d8b No.263097

>that on lad that posts 'x for words' on his sc everday w/o fail

what a fucking hero

d96426 No.263098


>god squad k**r* kn*ghtl*y fan is a cop

d8d437 No.263099

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>>god squad k**r* kn*ghtl*y fan is a cop

ff9d8b No.263100


>if you truly believe

utterly hilarious that unrepentant sinners can get through the gates so long as they see the error in their ways. especially when you consider that this bloke is pulling the strings

>lass aborts child, effectively sending it to hell because it ain't baptised

>she gets let into heaven because she comes to feel true remorse

what a fucking crook

>£15 isn't much for foo

speak for yourself lad, I'm poor.


never been to a restaurant that didn't sell fast food. fanciest joint I've been to is 5 guys. thankfully mama's a good cook.


fun fact: shrop never learned how to swim

ff9d8b No.263101


and can I just point out that in this kids worldview god made that girl abort the child, because he believes in predestination

60d907 No.263102

what's this swim business?

608a2f No.263103



Come see me qt we can go for a spliff non alcoholic beverage

608a2f No.263104


Someone Who isn't me

60d907 No.263105

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ff9d8b No.263107

who wants to come to amsterdam with ol shrop

we can go to smart shops and buy salvia together

d8d437 No.263108


>unrepentant sinners can get through the gates so long as they see the error in their ways

No they can't. An unrepentant sinner goes to Hell.

>>lass aborts child, effectively sending it to hell because it ain't baptised

Until we reject the promise of God's salvation, the benefit of His death is still available to us. Even though babies are not innocent, they have not rejected God's salvation. The blood of Jesus Christ is there for them.

>>she gets let into Heaven because she comes to feel true remorse

Remorse isn't the same thing as repentance lad, so no she wouldn't get into Heaven.

>fanciest joint I've been to is 5 guys



>non alcoholic beverage

Alcohol is fine in moderation lad.

d96426 No.263109


I don't believe in the devil's lettuce, even if you did have it (which you never would)

ff9d8b No.263110


>no they can't

should have been more clear. I mean "previously unrepentant" - as in there were unrepentant and now they ain't


the example can be changed ez. "murderer takes a mans life before he gets the chance to repent, whereas the murderer does become truly repentant after the act"


fuck off with your semantics, you're clearly avoiding my general sentiment.


good lad

you don't want weed you want HARDCORE PSYCHEDELICS

d8d437 No.263111


It seems you don't understand how powerful God's grace is and how amazing Christ's sacrifice was.

ff9d8b No.263112


Evidently so lad, hence why I'm questioning you on it.

I'm not talking about the wondrous power of the lord to forgive even murderers, I'm talking about his immense hypocrisy whereby he simply picks and chooses who to damn.

He's a controlling cunt and anybody who is taken in by him deserves to rot under his rule in "heaven"

ff9d8b No.263113

>hey explain this to me

>you do not understand because you do not know, my cold

d96426 No.263114

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d96426 No.263115

>when a comment about Williams in the /brit/ thread hits too hard


ff9d8b No.263116


what was it lad

d96426 No.263117

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I have thots to hunt

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ff9d8b No.263118


still not clear on the analogy tbh

>other spoiler

happens lad, it happens. the thot hunt will do you good if you can translate it into the love arena

d96426 No.263119

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f28abe No.263120

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c8de8b No.263122

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c8de8b No.263123

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c8de8b No.263124

File: d00615921ccb270⋯.png (388 KB, 644x618, 322:309, jtfjtyfuygk.png)


c8de8b No.263125

File: d00615921ccb270⋯.png (388 KB, 644x618, 322:309, jtfjtyfuygk.png)

c8de8b No.263126

File: d00615921ccb270⋯.png (388 KB, 644x618, 322:309, jtfjtyfuygk.png)

60d907 No.263128


Available to the public that is, unless you happen to be in Laos, Cambodia, or Vietnam. Besides you said an L1A1 wasn't a type of FAL so whatever.

c8de8b No.263129

File: d00615921ccb270⋯.png (388 KB, 644x618, 322:309, jtfjtyfuygk.png)

so sick of this fucking shit

c8de8b No.263130

File: d00615921ccb270⋯.png (388 KB, 644x618, 322:309, jtfjtyfuygk.png)


c8de8b No.263131

File: d00615921ccb270⋯.png (388 KB, 644x618, 322:309, jtfjtyfuygk.png)

wtf am i suppose to do

c8de8b No.263132

File: d00615921ccb270⋯.png (388 KB, 644x618, 322:309, jtfjtyfuygk.png)

every single fucking day

c8de8b No.263133

File: d00615921ccb270⋯.png (388 KB, 644x618, 322:309, jtfjtyfuygk.png)

c8de8b No.263134

File: d00615921ccb270⋯.png (388 KB, 644x618, 322:309, jtfjtyfuygk.png)

love you lads and lasses

60d907 No.263135


lad don't die

8631f7 No.263137

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8631f7 No.263138

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94c906 No.263139


Why do the boomers move to Spain then?

525aaf No.263140


cf9f70 No.263141

Bnbn dodoooododooo

525aaf No.263142


is that the john cena theme

793ddf No.263143


Cheap property and Mediterranean food.

94c906 No.263144


Ah right.

94c906 No.263145

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94c906 No.263146

>tfw you stopped watching because of immorality

793ddf No.263147

>tfw you plot in your head but then realise you don’t have a partner

Ffs tbh

94c906 No.263148


Plot sex?

db03b0 No.263150

File: f6136b29b0d82a1⋯.webm (2.73 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Time for some breakfast.webm)

ff9d8b No.263151


kek, I guess assad has finally given up on his chances of winning and is now just taking the school shooter approach



You have more power than you allow yourself to think. You can make a conscious change to your life lad. Pack everything you think you might need and walk out your door



ff9d8b No.263152


such is the life of a soldier lad, it's REALISTIC

b62136 No.263153

suck your mum

cf9f70 No.263154

>chemistry project is a roaring success

H ah ah hhaahahahahahahhh

Bow down to my organic chemical genius you plebians

b732b3 No.263155


Now you've got the keys to the kingdom, what do you plan on doing with it?

ff9d8b No.263156


I'd ask what it was but I'm sure the answer would be a riddle

good job lass

my personal achievement today? I drank 2 energy drinks. SMART goals lads

b732b3 No.263157

File: 82c9e55768522ef⋯.png (693.63 KB, 564x721, 564:721, ClipboardImage.png)


> I drank 2 energy drinks. SMART goals lads


b732b3 No.263158

File: d3668834e7810d0⋯.png (782.76 KB, 563x703, 563:703, ClipboardImage.png)

what booze should I get this week lads other than thotjuice

ff9d8b No.263160


cus I had 2 quid


>thot juice

vodka cranberry?


smh lad you don't make a good case for yourself on not being banned

you're a human being with free will lad. you may not have a penis but that doesn't mean you can't leave a permanent legacy through a collection of honourable deeds

b732b3 No.263161


>vodka cranberry?

the fluids of a thot

ff9d8b No.263162

I am also not making a good case for myself not being banned


b732b3 No.263163

File: de10e0e75122fe8⋯.png (26.01 KB, 790x134, 395:67, ClipboardImage.png)

would also like to point out it's me and not anshit banning you you faggot

ff9d8b No.263164

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as it were

that's vile tbf lad

b732b3 No.263165


why it was originally spoilered tbqh

60d907 No.263167


I didn't ban you or delete your posts? :think:

Still beyond the few floating around in South East Asia and other zones you're hard pressed to find AK47s. I don't see how I was "BTFO'd" here but xd my epik memer.

ff9d8b No.263168


kek sorry but I had to do it to ya :^D

still prefer vodka cranberry myself

b732b3 No.263169


That's not off the table either

60d907 No.263170


simply ebic my dude

94c906 No.263171

*is comfy*

ff9d8b No.263172

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ff9d8b No.263173


why not mix it up with some frosty jacks?

60d907 No.263174

>Epik eunuch btfo's sleeping board owner live on random image board at 4 am


ff9d8b No.263175

sorry but I…

329834 No.263176


No lad, you claimed that AK47s flat out didn't exist and that there was no such thing ever made.

Obviously you're just fresh off of /k/ and think that knowing about the existence of the AKM makes you a firearms expert.

You then changed your statement to "Well, there aren't AK47s available to the general public", which is fucking obvious because they're select fire, there aren't ANY select fire firearms available to the general public.

ff9d8b No.263177

File: ed07dcbbbf598dc⋯.jpg (108.57 KB, 438x800, 219:400, 100 laughing crying emoji ….jpg)

File: 91d74ca563e1d38⋯.jpg (10.29 KB, 300x193, 300:193, 2-300x193.jpg)

had to do it to em

94c906 No.263178

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94c906 No.263179

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ff9d8b No.263180


the fuck is this shit nigga

c30a65 No.263181

>try to act like an expert on a topic you know nothing about, but you're on a board full of noguns plebs who don't know any better

>someone who actually knows about firearms comes along and proves you wrong

>permaban them and delete their posts

Kekking tbh

94c906 No.263182

60d907 No.263183


Wrong, section 5 holders may possess select fire weapons, likewise on special grounds for section 7.3. There are indeed members of the general public, such as very esteemed collectors who indeed have possession of select fire firearms on licence. lmao

94c906 No.263184


Give me the quick rundown, lad

60d907 No.263185


acting like imperium, that's not me

ff9d8b No.263186


why are you even replying lad

60d907 No.263187


Because an airsofter who plays dressup in his garden replied to me.

d50022 No.263188

File: 47af9af4c347778⋯.png (473.71 KB, 564x704, 141:176, ClipboardImage.png)


this tbh

He looks like a dick anyway, why humour him?

ff9d8b No.263189


put your ego aside lad, let this small fire fizzle out in the dark for the benefit of us all

bee5e3 No.263190


>section 5 holders

Not the general public, lad, how many people in the world have a section 5 FAC?

And still, a moot point, because your original claim was that there is no such thing as an AK47 in existence, not that they're not available to the general public, stop moving the goalposts.


>AK47s don't exist!

>"Yes they do"

>um, well, they're not available to the general public

>"So? Neither is any select fire rifle, and that wasn't your original claim anyway"

>rooooooooo, banned, stop proving me wrong

94c906 No.263191

d50022 No.263192


>rooooooooo, banned, stop proving me wrong

ff9d8b No.263193

>how to deal with mooneunuch

>to don't ban, don't reply, don't acknowledge

>let him literally become something you don't even notice enough to filter

>roast chicken and chips

fucking beastly tbf

d50022 No.263194


farty marty isn't going to ignore him though, so that's not realistic

4c9934 No.263195


>lalalalala, can't hear you


d8d437 No.263196

Good late-afternoon/early evening lads.

d50022 No.263197


afternoon lad

5395c3 No.263198

File: 7f0a9eb8f5c26a4⋯.png (603.35 KB, 667x615, 667:615, 1465226886378.png)

Smh lad, you just have to admit that you were wrong, that's it.

60d907 No.263199


To the Hertsian layman, the AK47 might as well not exist, what they commonly refer to as a kalashnikov or AK47 or just an AK is indeed an AKM or maybe a Type 56 or any other milled or stamped AK. Yes the AK47 is indeed real, and yes some are indeed in circulation, as I said mainly in South East Asian countries where a good few were sent as aid.


Most firearms manufacturers and security contracting business (which we have a good few) posses a section 5 licence as that is what is needed to manufacture arms or indeed to train personnel in the manual of arms for select fire or even semi-automatic firearms. Owning most types of firearm is actually possible here with enough time and money to fulfill all the qualifications, such as employment requiring you to have the ability to manufacture or posses said firearms. Maybe you should do your research here bucko. And referring to "in the world" many places such as Switzerland, Sweden, Finland, Canada, and the Czech republic have very licences that are to do with the possession of select fire firearms. Did you know Malta has the largest civilian collection of fully automatic firearms which are all indeed part of a similar commonwealth licensing system.

60d907 No.263200


very similar oops

d8d437 No.263201


What's selected fire lad? Also, say one were to build their own from scratch, how does one acquire bullets/make their own?

60d907 No.263202



d8d437 No.263203



You can tell me lad, it's OK. There are no spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gables, Searchlight Magazine) here, you're not dafty enough.

5395c3 No.263204


>muh AKM

Knew it, babby's first "um, actchulee"

Knowing a common fact like that doesn't make you a firearms expert. Sure, the vast majority of 7.62x39 AKs are AKMs, not AK47s, but you're STILL MOVING THE GOALPOSTS. Your claim was that there is no such thing as the AK47 and that they flat out don't exist, which is completely false, AK47s did exist and still do to this day.

>most firearms manufacturers and security contracting business (which we have a good few) posses a section 5 licence





And still, your claim has nothing to do with if people can go out and buy them right now, you claimed that they don't exist entirely, which again, is false.

>maybe you should do your research here bucko


Good one lad

>places such as Switzerland, Sweden, Finland, Canada, and the Czech republic have very licences that are to do with the possession of select fire firearms

Still somewhat difficult to get and not the "general public"

Also, still doesn't matter in the slightest, as you claimed that AK47s don't exist, when they do, you can cry all you want about "muh general public" and attempt to move the goalposts, but it's completely and utterly irrelevant, it's meaningless to your claim, you're not proving anything.

Your claim was still "no such thing as an AK47"

No matter how much you cry about "Muh section 5", you're still wrong, and all you have to do is be a good boy admit that you were wrong and I was right, it's that simple.


Select fire just means full auto really.

60d907 No.263205


>People who own firearm manufacturing businesses are not part of the general public


5395c3 No.263206


Not saying that they're not part of the general public, I'm saying that the majority of the general public don't own section 5 FACs

And still, completely irrelevant to the argument, you claimed that AK47s don't exist, whether people can go out and buy them right now or not is 100% irrelevant.

94c906 No.263207

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60d907 No.263208


>Regular people who work for security businesses are not part of the general public



cute tbh

5395c3 No.263209


>repeating yourself with irrelevant shit


Just admit that you were wrong, at least then I'll have a little bit of respect for you.

60d907 No.263210


Why would I want respect from a brainlet?

ff9d8b No.263211


might is right tbh

5395c3 No.263212


>calling me a brainlet

Kek, at least I'm not less knowledgeable and don't get proven wrong by a so called "brainlet"

60d907 No.263213


whatever brainlet

5395c3 No.263214

File: 7f0a9eb8f5c26a4⋯.png (603.35 KB, 667x615, 667:615, 1465226886378.png)


Sorry lad, but AK47s exist

60d907 No.263215


in brainletland maybe

5395c3 No.263216

File: a37e925c5b31705⋯.png (252.75 KB, 555x555, 1:1, ac5.png)

60d907 No.263217


sorry I don't speak homosexual

d50022 No.263220

File: 6c88090fcc66231⋯.png (276.73 KB, 563x551, 563:551, ClipboardImage.png)


f28abe No.263221

File: 38575bf250077d2⋯.jpg (259.58 KB, 800x1200, 2:3, i want to believe ak47.jpg)

94c906 No.263222


Thinking of getting BIG glasses like that tbh

ff9d8b No.263223


same lad


top kek lad


but why lad

are you a hipster now?

94c906 No.263224


just getting bigger glasses so I can have clip on sunglasses over them

f28abe No.263225


>stranger posting here

Did you get kicked off /brit/, Henrik?

94c906 No.263227

File: 8b39e91e43bb48e⋯.png (277.38 KB, 864x960, 9:10, 8b39e91e43bb48e3682274b48d….png)

f28abe No.263228


Y-you are arespy aren't you?

60d907 No.263229

File: c94a9724771df3f⋯.png (82.75 KB, 223x227, 223:227, ClipboardImage.png)

>tfw Buck Conroy will never recruit near you

fc2385 No.263230

File: 1e919e00fd61483⋯.jpg (132.93 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, Jewess 541.jpg)

94c906 No.263231

night lads I am not a spy

f28abe No.263232


She's not as likeable with her mouth hidden.

e502f6 No.263233

e502f6 No.263234


she's still too lovely to quantify

92132b No.263235

File: a7fe909c1c42a3c⋯.png (301 KB, 552x689, 552:689, ClipboardImage.png)

tbh lads

60d907 No.263236

File: 6db4b2ac8c8ce5d⋯.png (519.06 KB, 570x652, 285:326, ClipboardImage.png)

watching Daria tbh lads

ff9d8b No.263238


never saw that

I keep meaning to rewatch kim possible

f28abe No.263241

File: 815acb2066ebba4⋯.jpg (66.36 KB, 602x709, 602:709, banter stops.jpg)


>kicked trash cans

60d907 No.263242


So far it's pretty good.

f28abe No.263244


You should've posted more gay cartoons smh

92132b No.263247

File: 9c3a9ec98536f82⋯.png (301.96 KB, 414x586, 207:293, ClipboardImage.png)

thots tbh

ff9d8b No.263249

cleaning my room lads

peterson would be proud

next I climb the metaphysical mountain

92132b No.263250


good lad

d8d437 No.263252


>believing you have that much power


ff9d8b No.263254

>going through the books under my bed




I should read some of these tbh

I wonder how it'd be to read the economics book now that I've studied it for 2 years

60d907 No.263255


lel lad I need to read my historic biographies and realpolitik books.

ff9d8b No.263256


Curse our high time preferences tbh

ff9d8b No.263257

I'd kill mysel if I had to read history and realpolitik books tho

like das kapital and mein kampf?

92132b No.263258


>the theory of the mind as pure act is the philosophical basis of thottery

>thots are actually fascist

Disclaimer: I have not actually fully read the theory of the mind as pure act

60d907 No.263259


Oh no not those, I've got a book on maybe 400 years of Balkan history lmao, looks like a slog, a book on all the political shindigs that went on during the Suez Crisis, books on metaphysics and muh Evola, and profiles on people like Enoch Powel, Petain, Ezra Pound, and Franco. The Petain one is huge I'm pretty sure it covers his entire life.

60d907 No.263260

I should read Das Kapital at some point Marx had some interesting statements.

ff9d8b No.263261



idk what that even is lmao


>suez crisis, balkan histoire, profiles

fucking snooze lad jfc



92132b No.263262


>idk what that even is lmao

Giovanni Gentile's magnum opus or his only book translated into English

d8d437 No.263263


>Marx had some interesting statements

He was right regarding the Irish question.

ff9d8b No.263264



>not speaking italian

absolutely smh lad

ff9d8b No.263265

>doing e learning for job

fucking snore

511f1c No.263266


e learning? more like e shit

ff9d8b No.263267


you can say that again

this shit was made for idiots

>baby animations

>small audio bites

worst of all it's actually slowing me down and it raises the load times. I'm looking up most of the answers online anyway smh

ba2edb No.263268

Enfant, regarde sur ces cartes ce point noir qu'il faut effacer. De tes petits doigts tu l'écartes, en rouge il vaut mieux le tracer. Plus tard, quoi que le sort te face, promets-moi bien d'aller là-bas, chercher les enfants de l'Alsace qui nous tendent leurs petits bras. Puissent, en notre chère France, les rameaux verts de l'espérence, fleurir par toi, mon cher enfant, grandis, grandis, la France attend.

f28abe No.263269

File: d367a66f0492d25⋯.png (13.03 KB, 511x504, 73:72, pepe no pico.png)


Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

511f1c No.263270



ff9d8b No.263271

>lad on fb uses assad support filter

>"no more wars for israel"

kek when will they learn

f28abe No.263272

File: 93f292a4f43b5d6⋯.png (9.25 KB, 508x486, 254:243, pepe mengele.png)


*le pricks toi*


faceberg has filters for that? I thought it was only gay pride or prayforfrance stuff.

60d907 No.263273


Any page can upload their own filters.

ff9d8b No.263274

>when normies make basic bitch liberal talking points

I die just a little


I think theyre customisable

ff9d8b No.263275

>drug awareness section

I might know a thing or 2 about this 1

ff9d8b No.263276

fuck I mightve failed this one lads

there goes another hour and 30 mins

ba2edb No.263277

File: f1873ac86215488⋯.gif (2.91 MB, 423x533, 423:533, ein thot.gif)

511f1c No.263278

File: f2ead0a9b8bcb11⋯.png (525.8 KB, 564x846, 2:3, ClipboardImage.png)

39dda0 No.263279


>board is so dead you have to triplepost

Bad show tbh lads

511f1c No.263280

File: e16c596e99881b8⋯.png (617.3 KB, 1010x778, 505:389, ClipboardImage.png)

>the lad she stares at and piggybacks in the superlove video has no chin

there's a thot out there for every single one of us, stranger and dorshit included

ff9d8b No.263281


>91% - 53 of 58

we just about made it lads


personally I like the part where she pulls her naughty face

511f1c No.263282


>personally I like the part where she pulls her naughty face

every shot of her in the video is a naughty face, which one do you mean specifically?

ff9d8b No.263283


scene 1:31 - 1:34.

2:36 also has a damn good wink tbf

511f1c No.263284


You are a man of great taste

511f1c No.263285

tbqh my favourite shot is the eyeroll at about 1:35

ff9d8b No.263286


tbf I'm sure his chin is only slightly below average and exaggerated by nose and head angle

sorry chinlets


you know it lad. it may have taken you some time to see, but you too are now a man of good taste yon self. never forget m'lass

ff9d8b No.263287


the eyeroll is cute I admit, but it goes no further than cheeky face making. keeping in line with my tastes, I prefer the 1:31 scene because she is clearly holding suggestive thoughts in her lass brain

ff9d8b No.263288

I think we can both agree her mischievous nature is a clear part of her charm

and the charm of all proper thots

ff9d8b No.263289

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>listening to shitty chart music

oh how far I have fallen

511f1c No.263290

File: da6a39045666491⋯.png (873.38 KB, 564x845, 564:845, ClipboardImage.png)


that's the point of the entire video tbh

I think Charli has surpassed marina, but that dark curly hair haircut they both share is top tier thotcore

ff9d8b No.263291

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

wait a minute lads

check the time!

it's "shrop posts chart songs to boost his post #-o clock"!

You'll notice the theme. I like thems sensual choons

ff9d8b No.263292

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Charli is a better artist. She's more experimental and generally more talented.

Obviously her being a thot icon doesn't hurt though

511f1c No.263293

did eventually cop vodka cranberry btw

ff9d8b No.263294

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top kek lad that is a decision you will come to regret

511f1c No.263295


It's like that /k/ story of hunters using deer pheronomes to hunt deer, except with cranberry vodka and thots

ff9d8b No.263296


but you shouldn't be rubbing yourself in deer pheromone when you're not on a hunt…

I'm putting a fiver on you not being able to finish it

511f1c No.263297


I was finishing my rum tonight anyway tbh

Vodka is for thot hunting night

ff9d8b No.263298


you should do it in shots as well tbh

girls love doing shots

511f1c No.263299

File: 02ebf1194503448⋯.png (524.18 KB, 564x780, 47:65, ClipboardImage.png)


I shot yer ma

fc2385 No.263300

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94c906 No.263301

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d8d437 No.263302


94c906 No.263303

File: 457c0d7fbca5285⋯.png (13.86 KB, 503x408, 503:408, awkward pepe2.png)


>come back

>it's a ghost town

94c906 No.263304

File: 0e835c4cb838e82⋯.png (130.92 KB, 460x276, 5:3, ClipboardImage.png)

post your goal staches, lads

ff9d8b No.263305


a lot of the posters that used to be here seem to have moved on, or be in transitional phases. the gayists can claim it's because they're gone all they want but the reality is nothing can stay the same forever


I don't really like staches tbh

8035eb No.263306



Just slept for like a whole day on it

Fucking neato

Probably just this

94c906 No.263307


but a lot of lads were around before smh

>I don't really like staches tbh

why not, lad?

8035eb No.263308


I'm growing a beard stache with emphasis on well groomed neckhair

I'm going undercover as a crypto neckbeard hipster

d8d437 No.263309


Quality over quantity lad.

d8d437 No.263310


60d907 No.263311


6 posters used to live here

now it's a ghost town….

94c906 No.263312

File: c556b5c2655f5e7⋯.png (20.83 KB, 419x395, 419:395, 8c07bd2f3aa2ed12f65aa3f5e4….png)

ff9d8b No.263313


top fucking kek lad god bless

impressive you've done yourself up that can help even you get to bed



fluctuations occur over the days, sometimes the whole crews checked in, other days it's only 3 members total front of house


dunno, I just don't think they look good. Not really into facial hair other than stubble tbh


I stg if the next time I see yon lads you look like santa claus I'll fucking piss myself

94c906 No.263315


>dunno, I just don't think they look good. Not really into facial hair other than stubble tbh

smh bet you'd bully me on the street smh

d8d437 No.263316

ff9d8b No.263319

down to boycott new thread tbh

(604) is just not on

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