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Just what you need to make you feel better

File: 691bcee335324f4⋯.webm (11.41 MB, 960x540, 16:9, 449.webm)

201542 No.256393

This Week

Telford: Yet another ~1,000 children raped, beaten, drugged, sold and killed in Shropshire

-

>Britain's 'worst ever' child grooming scandal exposed: Hundreds of young girls raped, beaten, sold for sex and some even KILLED

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/britains-worst-ever-child-grooming-12165527

-

>BBC Finally reporting on it

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-shropshire-43391605

UK pushing hard for war with Russia - Salisbury chemical attack

>Russia demands nerve agent sample from UK

>UK will not provide a sample

>Why is this?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-43381880

-

>'Don’t try anything rash’: Russian Embassy urges UK to rethink rumoured cyber attack

https://www.rt.com/uk/421193-cyber-attack-russia-embassy/

ea1c6b No.256396

Druids


5df483 No.256398

File: 6992b84ce1a2366⋯.png (304.76 KB, 450x316, 225:158, colletmib.png)

first for killing your local MP


bdf5d5 No.256400

File: 08d127b68eb9df8⋯.jpg (154.67 KB, 600x900, 2:3, meisje-volks-krim-tatar-kl….jpg)

Third for Tatar lasses

>>256396

>>256398

You sicken me


9af257 No.256401

Had 2 dreams about lasses, one about wanking.

Feel ill and hopeless tbqh

mummy why wont you save me


5df483 No.256403

File: acefbe89ef1ed34⋯.png (171.56 KB, 450x316, 225:158, colletstar.png)

>>256401

because you have to save yourself lad

when's the meetup


bdf5d5 No.256404

>>256401

Save yourself you mong

It is entirely within your power


bdf5d5 No.256405

File: 327ef4b7150bc21⋯.jpg (40.19 KB, 403x604, 403:604, 53dab0d47347c9ea47ddfeacde….jpg)

tbh


9af257 No.256406

File: 15442ee23c356c3⋯.png (93.86 KB, 866x900, 433:450, dumbdumb.png)

File: e7a7e454560d652⋯.png (6.09 KB, 512x512, 1:1, pistol.png)

>>256404

yes tbh

>tfw retard

>>256403

when i poison the reservoir lad


5df483 No.256407

File: 015778a5d818db4⋯.png (75.59 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, dorsetdorshit.png)


9af257 No.256408

File: 6606c328a8ff9b0⋯.webm (2.77 MB, 480x360, 4:3, 6606c328a8ff9b06db6b53b6e….webm)

>>256407

kill me lad

just end it


5df483 No.256409

File: beda17ea854129d⋯.png (49.22 KB, 375x455, 75:91, grinchcriminal.png)

>>256408

so when's the meet up lad


9af257 No.256410

File: a7d8e309f231581⋯.jpg (124.51 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, YOULL NEVER STOP ME.jpg)

>>256409

dunno chum


0027ce No.256411

Ah yes, a thread after my own wonderful constituency

y i k e s


5df483 No.256412

File: 7b2524c1192b8f4⋯.webm (5.74 MB, 1000x562, 500:281, alex jonestein - waifus.webm)

>>256410

>>256411

alright lad

was up your end, could have come to west riding and bullied westie with me smh


201542 No.256413

>>256411

#PrayForShropshire


9af257 No.256414

>>256412

did you keep the house

*doesnt remember*


29011f No.256415

File: eb49dfc06a5201d⋯.jpg (256.36 KB, 500x750, 2:3, Greenlander3.jpg)

>>256400

Greenlandic lasses tbh


bdf5d5 No.256416

File: 080a5e1b4d179b9⋯.jpg (20.62 KB, 236x354, 2:3, breeding time anons.jpg)

>>256415

I SAID TATAR LASSES OK


201542 No.256417

File: c6110569fd8b776⋯.webm (6.37 MB, 960x540, 16:9, faroe.webm)

>>256415

nearly


5df483 No.256418

>>256414

right now, yes

offer still open because it's apparently a fucking shitshow trying to rent on my own


9af257 No.256419

>>256418

alright how do I become your serf


29011f No.256420

>>256416

These Tatars are cuties tbh, I would have expected hairy brown turks rather than aryans.


5df483 No.256421

>>256419

do a meetup and if you're a human bean and not a spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gables, Searchlight Magazine) I can sort out putting you up. Would mean going to the landlady and getting the tenancy agreement changed and then sorting out rent bennies from the job centre with that proof.

Both the rent bennies combined will cover it and after other bills both of us would still be in positive shekels.


9af257 No.256422

>>256421

aight boi

i'll have to look some things up cos im retard when it comes to government things


9af257 No.256423

btw since I'm moving house soon I wont have internet for a bit but probably not long


5df483 No.256424

>>256422

>>256423

go to the job centre and ask them cos it's all covered by universal credit

you're eligible for Local Housing Allowance which is £60 a week in my area


bdf5d5 No.256425

File: 53d45533ce9ee42⋯.jpg (31.66 KB, 400x600, 2:3, 587.jpg)

>>256420

Tatars are perceived wrongly smh

They have the best qts


9af257 No.256426


0027ce No.256427

>>256412

Woah lad I wasn't aware. Did you have fun in the fine ol midlands and the wicked north? I hear the pint prices are cheaper over here

>>256413

#PraytoAllah soon lad get em in while you can


9af257 No.256428

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


0027ce No.256429

>>256425

they just look like dorks tbh


5df483 No.256430

File: 203408b5bcdbd5e⋯.png (588.8 KB, 922x796, 461:398, nooortherner.png)

>>256427

Was alright, about £2.20 a pint iirc. Went to a spoons though.

Westie's not a bad lad tbh


9af257 No.256431

>>256430

does he act/look like a fag irl?


29011f No.256432

>>256430

>not a bad lad

But is he a good lass, that's the real question.


5df483 No.256433


201542 No.256434

File: 12d12af852168d2⋯.jpg (159.5 KB, 800x622, 400:311, Moonraker Mark.jpg)

File: f608f97716b646e⋯.jpg (558.89 KB, 1000x750, 4:3, Moonraker 2.jpg)

File: 4976044a1f9ab02⋯.jpg (301.24 KB, 2048x1657, 2048:1657, Moonraker 3.jpg)

A e s t h e t i c

>some fella makes these in his garage

Britain needs more experienced craftsmen making fine produce tbh


78c25d No.256435

>mum tells you off for being racist

>ask her why we don't live in south africa

>silence


78c25d No.256436

>>256434

Oof lad those look proper nice.


29011f No.256437

>>256433

Fair enough. And at least he can fire a gun, unlike me.

>>256435

kek


9af257 No.256438

>>256435

why would she tell you off for being a raycis


78c25d No.256439

>>256438

Because she's just a regular christian liberal white woman


9af257 No.256440

>>256439

its your job to beat her so she knows her place


78c25d No.256441

File: 9fb3a054c573e92⋯.png (311.2 KB, 500x690, 50:69, ClipboardImage.png)

>when mummy asks you why you're perpetually scowling


5df483 No.256442

File: d904b60678de229⋯.png (648.25 KB, 940x572, 235:143, ClipboardImage.png)

>ywn be a luxury car smuggler and finance the reckoning


9af257 No.256443

>>256441

>Cheer up, Anon!


0027ce No.256444

>>256430

I always thought he was alright. He used to piss me off from time to time when the narcissism/insecurity started coming out. He don't seem so bad for that these days though.

How much does he charge for a standard blowie?


0027ce No.256445

>>256441

smh at whoever did this tbh.

having scowl face is charismatic so there's no good reason to do it. There's also nothing righteous about letting the system get you down.

We should all aspire to smile heartily while surrounded with suffering and hardships ect

tbh.


bdf5d5 No.256446

>>256445

Smiling for no reason is what simpletons do


0027ce No.256447

>>256434

My magpie eyes appreciate its shiny and valuable look


0027ce No.256448

>>256446

frowning for no reason is what edgy simpletons do


9af257 No.256449

>>256448

hiding your feelings is what queeros do


bdf5d5 No.256450

>>256448

Who said anything about frowning?

>what is a neutral expression

>>256449

Wrong


0027ce No.256451

>>256449

Having negative emotions is what losers do


9af257 No.256452

>>256451

having negative emotions is what the true alpha male hunter hhas in a agricultural civilised society that supresses all things natural


201542 No.256453

File: 101a85a74bf5f6e⋯.jpeg (58.71 KB, 600x398, 300:199, SA Orania.jpeg)

>>256435

Kek. Forgive me if I'm wrong or out of line, but this seems to be the case with many S.Africans? Don't understand how so many can come out still liberal

>what made you leave?

>oh just y'know


0027ce No.256454

>>256450

>who said anything

I did in the post you responded to you dolt

>neutral expression

still less charismatic than smiling. not that I'm not guilty of having a blank expression from time to time


78c25d No.256455

Smiling all the time wasn't a very common thing and was generally reserved for people who you'd show your more intimate side to. Have to agree with Herts here tbh. isn't it a Russian saying that only a fool smiles for no reason which is why no Russians smile


0027ce No.256456

>>256452

Okely dokely my dudester

>suppression of nature

utterly on fire there kekarooney


9af257 No.256458

>>256453

they either seem to be big raycis or big cucks[who still hide their real feelings for niggers]


9af257 No.256459

>>256456

thankee my chummee


bdf5d5 No.256460

>>256454

>I did in the post you responded to you dolt

uhhh no

>still less charismatic than smiling

Why do I have to try and charm every person I walk by? Sometimes I just want to get shit done, no chit chat. I keep my smile for person I care about.

>>256455

Yeah, it's a notion from village Russia iirc

There's also the legacy of the USSR where you didn't trust other people so didn't smile at them, but this one holds less water imo


0027ce No.256461

>>256455

>reserved for X

who cares what it's used for it shows other people that you're friendly and therefore aids interaction

Besides why not smile if you're content with the world? Or if you feel confident? are these poor reasons?


9af257 No.256462

>>256461

because only massive retard mongs would be content with this world


78c25d No.256463

>>256461

Nah Bowden says we should have righteous fury and that smiling should be reserved only for our most intimate moments. And I look better scowling tbh.


9af257 No.256464

smiling is often an act of submission


78c25d No.256465

>>256453

Christianity tbh and i dunno blind ignorance.


0027ce No.256466

>>256460

>uhhh no

good for you

>why

you don't. you also don't have you :^). But it's uncharismatic which is a point you seem to have accepted by saying your neutral face doesn't invite chitchat

>>256462

t. prisoner of his mind

>>256464

>looks better scowling

doubtful lad. angst only ever looks good in your head I find


0027ce No.256467

>>256463

>>256466

see botttom response


9af257 No.256468

>>256466

t. dumb normie


0027ce No.256469

>256464

whether it is or isn't depends on the person


78c25d No.256470

>>256466

>>256467

Nah honest lad my smile is atrocious


0027ce No.256471

File: 2ba9a9fa408b309⋯.jpg (19.02 KB, 300x461, 300:461, The Power of Now.jpg)


0027ce No.256472

>>256470

Cus you're too busy frowning to give your smile muscles good practice. The more you do it the more natural it looks


9af257 No.256473

i want to beat up anyone that smiles


78c25d No.256474

>>256473

Scowlgang


9af257 No.256475

>>256474

ScowlBolGang

tbh


78c25d No.256476

>>256475

SCOWLBOL GANG GANG


9af257 No.256477

who /acgraylinghair/ here


78c25d No.256478

File: 7ebb5ad030bc293⋯.png (1.1 MB, 720x1200, 3:5, ClipboardImage.png)

>fuck all ya'll gay ass niggas - Wyndham Lewis, at some point

Ah my hero.


9aecd2 No.256479

File: 8179a9c950e8837⋯.jpg (9.63 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hqdefault.jpg)

>>256444

tbh I did shit post a lot lad sory


9aecd2 No.256480

agree with swazi you just have to laugh at life sometimes clownworld innit


9aecd2 No.256481


0027ce No.256482

>>256479

Smh lad don't apologise. It only ever pissed me off because I thought you were needlessly hurting yon self.

>>256480

exactly lad. we cant change where we are so we shouldn't let our circumstances drag us down

>clownworld

bonus points for using frogtwitter phrase tbh

>>256481

merci beaucoup


78c25d No.256483

>>256479

Bowden says never apologise lad smh


9aecd2 No.256484

>>256482

>Smh lad don't apologise. It only ever pissed me off because I thought you were needlessly hurting yon self.

one day we can get drunk and ill tell you the full story of mah life😂😂

>>256483

smh not as alpha as bowden *wears straw hat and looks at girl swimming with chebs out*


0027ce No.256485

>>256484

please don't do that either though lad I'm not a fan of feelings


0027ce No.256486

>>256483

getting into bowden lad?


78c25d No.256487

>>256486

Lad I have been a bowdenite since I was 16. Pretty sure it was Bowden that made me go from dull civic to full on BOWDENISTA ZANGTUMBTUMB F/U/T/U/R/I/S/M NOW


43d338 No.256488

File: 86e753659ef5d0d⋯.png (50.98 KB, 657x527, 657:527, 86e753659ef5d0d80d7a4e9817….png)

First thread that was made on /newbrit/ has finally been deleted, automatically I think.


0027ce No.256489

>>256487

why you only spreading his word now?

I want to read his shit at somepoint tbh, I always seem to like what he says


0027ce No.256490

>>256488

may it sleep soundly in the void


9aecd2 No.256491

>>256485

dont worry itll make you laugh

>>256487

yeah bowden has a good take on modernism tbh

>>256489

i bet his books are great thanks to spencer for helping preserve them tbh


43d338 No.256492

File: 3b9259d391f8e51⋯.png (76.52 KB, 850x638, 425:319, 1a58f2d72fbad808b434719f12….png)


43d338 No.256493

*Bites nails.*


43d338 No.256494

*Files nails.*


9aecd2 No.256495

>>256493

>>256494

i bite my cheeks smh not a good habit


0027ce No.256496

My sleep's been progressively more disturbed recently lads. odd stuff. I just remembered nearly slipping into the dreamweave yesterday evening before a bloody image and some screaming popped into my head and jolted me awake.

I used to never get nightmares but 6 months ago they just started and have yet to stop. It's either I'm being plagued by demons or college is really fucking my brain smh

>>256491

>laugh

it better lad

>books

he seems to have his head screwed on right. think he has an essay on art, I gotta czech it smh

>>256493

*bites skin around nails*


78c25d No.256497

File: bbc1eb01d2562f9⋯.png (49.54 KB, 315x398, 315:398, ss (2017-10-30 at 09.29.12….png)

>>256488

;~;7

>>256489

I thought most people on this board we're already in the know. I'll try and find my favourite bowden video


0027ce No.256498

>>256497

I'm in the know about virtually nothing and just bullshit my way through the world lad


43d338 No.256499

>>256495

Used to do it when I was younger, got scars on the inside of mouth now.

>>256496

>*bites skin around nails*

*Tries not to bite skin on fingers.*

>>256497

>;~;7

;_;7


78c25d No.256500

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Found it. This is my favorite one.


78c25d No.256501

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Another brilliant one


78c25d No.256502

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Ah yes this is one of the underrated.


9af257 No.256503

cant stop sneezing and my nose is runny smh


43d338 No.256504

File: b7dc58855fddb94⋯.png (10.05 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 88e092a0685e1c77875cdd5d41….png)


201542 No.256505

File: 711ce763988702d⋯.jpg (791.53 KB, 1459x1600, 1459:1600, Poorly 2.jpg)


9af257 No.256506

>>256504

>>256505

how do we solve the eternal cold question?


43d338 No.256507

File: cef49b1e6979b30⋯.jpg (275 KB, 1803x1351, 1803:1351, 0f6cadbeacfdc19daebc84c3f8….jpg)

>>256506

Being comfy.


9af257 No.256508

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

201542 No.256509

File: 39a19ae9cd1c0b9⋯.jpg (120.17 KB, 1300x934, 650:467, Sleeping 2.jpg)

>>256507

this tbh


201542 No.256510

File: 55a0d9e4a97d966⋯.mp4 (5.67 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, VR Niggerbops.mp4)


43d338 No.256511

File: 80571459e6e21b2⋯.png (11.03 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 1a58f2d72fbad808b434719f12….png)


201542 No.256512

File: 1858b931c759f84⋯.webm (5.36 MB, 960x540, 16:9, irl vid 4.webm)

>>256511

night lad


9af257 No.256513

fuck i really need to get off the pc

my back is in so much pain


43d338 No.256514

>>256512

Night lad.


43d338 No.256515

>>256513

Stretch regularly lad.


43d338 No.256516


43d338 No.256517

File: 0e4500a98e94de6⋯.png (50.63 KB, 585x462, 195:154, 1604c50965796ae337488a314f….png)

>Try to avoid Bongo Bongo Land drama.

>Get dragged into it anyway.


43d338 No.256518

File: be85b79ba99a739⋯.png (44.9 KB, 699x560, 699:560, 2670c434175adeb7350505c664….png)

>>256517

>disc0rd is filtered to Bongo Bongo Land


43d338 No.256519

File: 87b85f3aa6f88d1⋯.png (139.2 KB, 637x511, 91:73, 1453948759843845.png)

Fuck word filters.


43d338 No.256520

File: 1140e972e04c086⋯.png (34.72 KB, 645x757, 645:757, 1140e972e04c086089358185a0….png)

She seems nice.

*Sigh.*


43d338 No.256521

File: d00615921ccb270⋯.png (388 KB, 644x618, 322:309, jtfjtyfuygk.png)

fucken… idk…


9af257 No.256522

>>256520

who lad?

just had a shave for no reason cos i cant sleep


43d338 No.256523

>>256522

Just some girl I know.


9af257 No.256524

File: f2134a0de4229a6⋯.jpg (71.35 KB, 736x1082, 368:541, f2134a0de4229a6aa273d98b89….jpg)

>>256523

is she pretty


43d338 No.256525

File: c7beb6835f78117⋯.jpg (15.66 KB, 319x331, 319:331, d806e2735912dbd4f9f3312703….jpg)


9af257 No.256526

File: 1ce5b2f5ab161ba⋯.jpg (65.18 KB, 419x700, 419:700, 1ce5b2f5ab161baf3e3771215e….jpg)

>>256525

marry her lad


43d338 No.256527

File: 5aedf2b23d3d1c9⋯.jpg (3.79 KB, 202x184, 101:92, 7483657900a6bceb7a55cc5c0e….jpg)


9af257 No.256528

File: 9ddfbbbcf60ce50⋯.png (477.1 KB, 427x552, 427:552, e.png)


43d338 No.256529

File: a57f1d507d6f250⋯.png (157.72 KB, 361x286, 361:286, 1a58f2d72fbad808b434719f12….png)


9af257 No.256530

File: ac6c551011ed1f7⋯.jpg (305.95 KB, 857x1200, 857:1200, yummyy.jpg)

>>256529

she cant be that pretty then tbh


43d338 No.256531

File: 65ca5edfaa54907⋯.jpg (9.07 KB, 240x193, 240:193, af942dfdb6e2769937dc1745ec….jpg)

>>256530

You don't get it lad.


9af257 No.256532

>>256531

yeah i dont

so you better tell i


43d338 No.256533

File: 2596ffb27c0b71c⋯.jpg (133.61 KB, 1023x682, 3:2, 1469586334058-0.jpg)

>>256532

It doesn't matter lad, no worries.


32c202 No.256534

Morning


5df483 No.256535

File: 3f123bc608508a1⋯.png (127.27 KB, 1638x1464, 273:244, doogle18praisethesun.png)


20d8e6 No.256536

>>256534

>>256535

Morning ladies


20d8e6 No.256537

Stephen Hawking is dead lads


9aecd2 No.256538

>>256537

hes in heaven now


20d8e6 No.256539

>>256538

I'm gonna smoke a HENCH pipe of DMT tonight and see if I can find him tbf


43d338 No.256540

File: cef49b1e6979b30⋯.jpg (275 KB, 1803x1351, 1803:1351, 0f6cadbeacfdc19daebc84c3f8….jpg)

>>256535

>>256534

>>256536

>>256538

Morning, going to bed tbh.


43d338 No.256541

>>256540

No flag.


201542 No.256542

File: 5f9c202ba0c7ea9⋯.jpg (125.49 KB, 996x890, 498:445, Capture3.JPG)

ready for Macron/evropa season lads


20d8e6 No.256543

>>256542

She's a beast


9aecd2 No.256544

from the east


201542 No.256545

File: fbb2fc90844a7f0⋯.gif (2.01 MB, 320x240, 4:3, nice.gif)

>>256543

1/10 tonne


20d8e6 No.256546

>>256544

Not least


20d8e6 No.256547

>>256545

Looks like a skinny paranoid stormtrooper surveying the hood


20d8e6 No.256548

Going for a picnic tbf


ed95e5 No.256549

File: de2e7586adb88f1⋯.jpg (45.98 KB, 691x706, 691:706, appy-s12-fb02.jpg)


ed95e5 No.256550

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


9aecd2 No.256551

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


78c25d No.256552

i'm gonna be lazy


16e14c No.256553


5385d1 No.256554

File: f3c60fd93265ac2⋯.jpg (255.28 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, b592f2d8-ee6e-4f87-8700-be….jpg)

wtf is happening


16e14c No.256555

>>256554

fuck off


9aecd2 No.256556

>>256554

nothing


5385d1 No.256557

>>256556

we have three months until world cup and you're pissing in you own pool? why is may so salty.

>>256555

why are you constantly asking me to fuck off


16e14c No.256558

>>256557

because I want you to fuck off


32c202 No.256559

>>256557

Because you're not a Goblin


9aecd2 No.256560

>>256557

>we have three months until world cup and you're pissing in you own pool? why is may so salty.

nothing is happening this stuff happens all the time you realise we've had sanctions on russia for like a bazillion years right


5385d1 No.256561

>>256558

hmm

>>256559

hmm that depends


5385d1 No.256562

>>256560

no i do

just makes me sad for no reason i guess even though literally nothing happened


32c202 No.256563

>>256561

You are a Goblin?


9aecd2 No.256564

why do you care about the world cup

https://youtu.be/DQM0i0fGovY?t=4m43s


5385d1 No.256565

>>256564

football and politics are the same thing basically

>>256563

i have some polish and german blood, is that civic?

idk man


5385d1 No.256566

it's prolly to get others to be nicer in the face of brexit and focus on a common villan. that's my take.


32c202 No.256567

>>256565

Not unless you're Jewish Goblin=yidss


9aecd2 No.256568

>>256566

I agree although I wouldn't put it so lightly, I think that we have massive social and economic problems and the government wants to distract us with outside enemies, they also love to associate any dissent against the state as a 'Russian plot' when really it's just domestic opposition.


5385d1 No.256569

>>256567

oh sorry i'm afraid not

serious question what happened here


32c202 No.256570

>>256569

Wordfilters


5385d1 No.256571

>>256568

but they're mostly not brexit caused are they?

i wished russia had supported uk in the face of brexit and eventually got close but thats just my political fanfiction.


9aecd2 No.256572

>>256571

Yeah, if we really wanted to negotiate from a position of strength we should be co-operating with Russia and threatening to ally with them as a bargaining chip in our discussions with the EU.

Russia has literally no reason to mess with us and will never invade us, there is no reason for us to constantly try and oppose them. Germany always seemed like our main rival although I don't see why we can't get along with European countries as well, don't know why they're being such cunts about us leaving their organisation.


5385d1 No.256573

>>256572

why can't everyone just get along tbh

>don't know why they're being such cunts about us leaving their organisation.

because you spit in their soul and now they're salty. they literally talk about the eu like their homecountry. i saw it countles times, when i ask why they say "it's the only way we're united as a continent".

i think the truth is they just never knew life without it.


9aecd2 No.256574

>>256573

there are loads of people like that here

>chechnya survives with no allies while at war with a country 200x more powerful for years

>north korea survives despite being sanctioned by the entire world for decades

yet the UK a rich nation and one of the few great powers of the world cant survive without the EU or if our goods are taxed by a few percentage points

😞😞


32c202 No.256575

>>256574

Yes but we'd have to give our comfy first world lifestyles and that would be just terrible


9aecd2 No.256576

>>256575

the thing is we actually wouldn't we'd just have to pay 3.2% more for a banana but people can't even handle that because when you extrapolate it to an entire country jews panic because they lose a few million dollars


16e14c No.256577

File: d8786db9e10e4f7⋯.jpg (37.85 KB, 366x488, 3:4, Joey Chamberlain.jpg)

>>256576

we should have taken the joepill


5df483 No.256578

File: d007815e09cc46c⋯.png (1.27 MB, 841x618, 841:618, mooneunuchjoinsISIS.png)

tbh I haven't bothered keeping up with the news but it seems mummy may and the airstrip one governors nerve gassed a bunch of native lads and said putin did it?

also I left for an hour long appointment at 9:30 and only just got back and had to interact with a downie spastic man for two hours waiting for the bus


9af257 No.256579

mornin

pretty sure i had a dream about her again but cant remember


78c25d No.256580

I have not done much today oof


32c202 No.256581

>>256580

Me neither, but then again I feel like shit. Debating to go out to a social tonight


9af257 No.256582

>>256580

i slept


78c25d No.256583

>>256581

I might work out now then do some college work

>>256582

I slept until 2 pm smh tbh


16e14c No.256584

File: 0fbaca31f7fec1d⋯.png (691.9 KB, 599x597, 599:597, 0fbaca31f7fec1de9d042067b2….png)


9af257 No.256585


78c25d No.256586

Can't tell if I feel ill or hungry lads.


9af257 No.256587

>>256586

why not both


16e14c No.256588

>>256586

eat some pills then


78c25d No.256589

>>256588

might get a glass of milk that's like eating but not.


16e14c No.256590

>>256589

blend your food up and take it as an enema, that's eating but not, too


78c25d No.256591


7ec6c2 No.256592

>>256590

Then shit it out your mouth


5385d1 No.256593

>>256586

eat something then purge it. that way you'll be both. that's what i do.


9af257 No.256594

>>256592

evenin


78c25d No.256595

>>256593

>be both

tbh this is the most logical answer


9af257 No.256596

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

i hate videos like this

i hate normie bitches like her

i want to kill with a big rock


32c202 No.256597

>Decided not to go

>tell qt organising I can't make it

>Now I feel better

Smfh


16e14c No.256598

>>256597

smh lad


32c202 No.256599

>>256598

I say that but it's more that I've perked up a bit, still feel pretty shitty, probably could have just forced it smh smh


0027ce No.256600

>>256599

go h'where m'lady


32c202 No.256601

>>256600

Out to a social, would have been a nice casual dinner and wine before hitting the town


0027ce No.256602

>>256601

Sounds fun lad smh. But if you didn't wanna do it then I suppose that's just that. How come it was gettin ya down pardner?


7ec6c2 No.256603

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Tbh


78c25d No.256604

tbh lads I'm so fucked smh


32c202 No.256605

>>256602

Just feel like I'm missing out on a fun night is all smh


16e14c No.256606


9af257 No.256607

>>256604

sorry lad I wont go so hard next time


78c25d No.256608

>>256607

No lad I'm always on top don't you remember?


9af257 No.256609

>>256608

dont worry I wont tell newbrit your secret


78c25d No.256610

>>256606

just feel like pure shite


bdf5d5 No.256611

File: 8e9fda7a52e05d0⋯.jpg (86.44 KB, 750x746, 375:373, k11.jpg)

>>256610

Get u a Tatar girl


201542 No.256612

>>256610

scarnon


1fec9e No.256613

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

tbh


9af257 No.256614

File: 742a589b09907ee⋯.jpg (426.45 KB, 2560x1920, 4:3, qt.jpg)

tbh


1fec9e No.256615


9af257 No.256616

>>256614

urgh she is so pretty

i had a dream about her looking at me in a cheeky lustful manner


bdf5d5 No.256617

>>256616

When did you become waifuposter?


78c25d No.256618

>>256612

Feeling sick, stomach feels odd innit.

>>256611

Man I wish I had a gf.


201542 No.256619

File: 6535b7e6ffc9623⋯.jpg (82.71 KB, 1300x866, 650:433, Cant Hear 1.jpg)

>>256615

>tune

Hang on this isn't Back on the Rocks


9af257 No.256620

>>256617

smh

shes not a waifu tbh

i just like blue eyes pale skin and black hair


32c202 No.256621

>>256618

I was feeling this today tbh


1fec9e No.256622

>>256619

I love Back on the Rocks but I think the mixing isn't working well in my headphones in this compilation, it sounds too quiet.


1fec9e No.256623

holy shit this compilation is way better than the most recent one

EURONIGHT


1fec9e No.256624

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

never heard this mentioned anywhere before absolute banger tbh


bdf5d5 No.256625

File: 323fe139d7b5ea4⋯.jpg (14.79 KB, 399x352, 399:352, kazan-russia-tatars-people….jpg)

>>256618

Do you have a qt you have eyes on?

>>256620

>not a waifu

hmmm

No I'm serious lad, you are turning into waifuposter. Stop now before it's too late


bdf5d5 No.256626

File: 8d64327ea8b0b53⋯.jpg (36.92 KB, 486x486, 1:1, 20590175_479628285722253_5….jpg)

>Navalnyfags want to get rid of this

Ethnonationalism is a gayist plot tbh


1fec9e No.256627

>>256626

f*ck you faggot


78c25d No.256628

>>256625

Not really.


bdf5d5 No.256629

File: f9fc32c0726433e⋯.jpg (37.57 KB, 396x530, 198:265, chulpan-khamatova-07.jpg)

>>256627

t. anime maid

>>256628

It's probably better tbh lad, just go out and look for one if it's getting you down.


201542 No.256630

File: 3a228174fd45a6d⋯.webm (3.31 MB, 960x540, 16:9, DSC_0064.webm)

File: 06085944daeabcd⋯.jpg (263.7 KB, 975x1390, 195:278, Embarrased at 7.jpg)

>>256622

>it sounds too quiet

hahaha L A D


1fec9e No.256631

File: 9f5eccbb65a91a9⋯.jpg (94.96 KB, 668x603, 668:603, chibi_girl_reading_yaoi_pa….jpg)

>>256630

>opened this webm with headphones on at 100% volume both in 8chan and my pc


201542 No.256632

File: 1a81310138b33d2⋯.jpg (11.86 KB, 720x695, 144:139, Smile 15 2.jpg)


9af257 No.256633

File: 35f0b964337ff38⋯.gif (1.76 MB, 615x540, 41:36, 35f0b964337ff389cc4e25bebc….gif)

>>256625

>you are turning into waifuposter.

youre wrong completely


5df483 No.256634

File: 87e6ed7e5e02af9⋯.png (389.73 KB, 277x596, 277:596, 346457568.png)

wait a sec

was Dorset around while Waifuposter was about

were they ever seen posting at the same time?


9af257 No.256635

>>256634

yes, I bullied him quite a bit

Felt bad for it smh


9af257 No.256636

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

lads

look at the pictures on the wall

what the actual fuck?


201542 No.256637

File: 77c1dce11e9f3ae⋯.jpg (69.25 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1464945990344-0 (2).jpg)

>>256634

aye they're b;ood brothers tbh


78c25d No.256638

i have a stomach virus :(


9af257 No.256639

File: 0ae6caf441d9c58⋯.png (337.87 KB, 630x332, 315:166, wtf.png)

File: c0dd5f37dca56c9⋯.jpg (98.56 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, aa.jpg)


32c202 No.256640

>>256639

>The Goblin is a perv

Shocker


9af257 No.256641

File: 639fa8d5e160981⋯.png (135.13 KB, 282x332, 141:166, ass.png)

>>256640

I don't get it

what the hell is it even supposed to be?


201542 No.256642

>>256641

>what the hell is it

shes just a whore


32c202 No.256643

>>256641

A picture of someone bent over with their pants down


9af257 No.256644

File: 31363c481bdc301⋯.png (147.62 KB, 269x372, 269:372, WHITE POWER.png)

>>256642

>>256643

what a weirdo tbh

>ywn beat her up


201542 No.256645

File: d40aed06551509d⋯.webm (769.57 KB, 624x352, 39:22, Susan does an article.webm)

>>256644

weirdo whores are the best tbh


9af257 No.256646

>>256645

dunno tbh

they tend to be massive slags


9af257 No.256647

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


78c25d No.256648

File: 7a44ff811e8e771⋯.png (628.63 KB, 960x540, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)


201542 No.256649

File: 237fcab28526d62⋯.webm (531.12 KB, 960x540, 16:9, Yes.webm)

>>256646

>whores tend to be slags


9af257 No.256650

File: 4b6b41b05efc1f4⋯.jpg (61.15 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, yummy.jpg)


201542 No.256651

File: 8bb79cee2a3e31a⋯.jpg (115.53 KB, 640x960, 2:3, 426_418142414947135_124552….jpg)


9af257 No.256652

>>256651

spooky tbh


201542 No.256653

File: 46d7bb75308d644⋯.jpg (183.87 KB, 1300x1064, 325:266, Hands over eyes 2.jpg)


9af257 No.256654

File: ef557ad7bd7daf8⋯.jpg (21.8 KB, 550x387, 550:387, ef557ad7bd7daf8e569ca10707….jpg)

i want to cum in her


43d338 No.256655

File: d00615921ccb270⋯.png (388 KB, 644x618, 322:309, jtfjtyfuygk.png)

fook…


43d338 No.256656

File: dc570e134885d3f⋯.png (7.71 KB, 117x100, 117:100, WaifuPoster Bird.png)

>>256637

Where is he?


c5ebe0 No.256657

Buenos dias


200547 No.256658

tbh lads


a0dbd8 No.256659

>>256657

Buenos nachos


c5ebe0 No.256660

>>256658

Whut

>>256659

Old el paso


200547 No.256661

File: 569490755e1a11c⋯.png (1.22 MB, 920x1024, 115:128, ClipboardImage.png)

rate my penny farthing lads


c5ebe0 No.256662

>>256661

Wheely cool


201542 No.256663

File: cfd4614d7b5dcde⋯.webm (1.88 MB, 960x540, 16:9, Dwm 2017-10-26 02-01-58-0….webm)

>>256656

He's on Bongo Bongo Land tbh, are you on there too?


43d338 No.256664

>>256663

Nope. And morning lad.


78c25d No.256665

>>256656

he ran away


43d338 No.256666


43d338 No.256667

check em


43d338 No.256668

>>256663

>>256664

Good vid too lad. And if you meant "on there" as in have d.iscord then yes but I'm not in a server with him.


78c25d No.256669

I do not understand Christians some times. I was explaining Bowden's views on Christianity and why Bowden disliked Christianity to some people who supposedly loved Bowden but couldn't fathom why he disliked Christianity. It's almost like they didn't watch his popular speech, "Credo" which is very Nietzschean and you have these idiot american Christians telling me "Wow you're butthurt for being mad about the faith being stronger than some marginal racial party" if you believe that your faith is more important than your folk, or that your folk are those of your faith, and not that your faith is that of your folk, then why do you even bother listening to Bowden lmao, that attitude is antithetical to everything he espoused.


32c202 No.256670


5df483 No.256671

File: 8cb66d77b6936a8⋯.png (334.03 KB, 400x471, 400:471, gaddafi.png)

>>256663

"overweight finnish man slapping himself with twigs and singing smoke on the water" might be the best meme tbh

>>256669

>/brit/.jpg


5df483 No.256672

File: 7a54c54fa37e84d⋯.png (752.27 KB, 971x587, 971:587, GoldenGoyVSJivesmall.png)

talking of waifuposter I got the library to stock the Horus Heresy books so I can become an enlightened philosopher like the Golden One


78c25d No.256673

>>256671

Had a polish jew tell me I was an awful person for not wanting democracy via destruction, but was cheered on by some Shias in public.


5df483 No.256674

File: 2b2cc7603f6d7f3⋯.png (15.72 KB, 806x471, 806:471, autistic hitler.png)

>>256673

tfw no enlightened fascist-islamic alliance against world jewry


32c202 No.256675

>>256669

>>256673

Where did this happen lad?


78c25d No.256676

>>256675

The Christian stuff was on twitter, as the recent fiasco with the Christian Traditionalist Workers Party has brought them all out of the woodwork. And the polish jew confrontation was was at an undisclosed location within the public space


78c25d No.256677

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Been a while since I've listened to this stuff. Les Joyaux de la Princesse is always interesting.


32c202 No.256678

>>256676

>Christian Traditionalist Workers Party has brought them all out of the woodwork

Kek, wasn't Heimbach rejected by the orthodox church?

>the polish jew confrontation was was at an undisclosed location within the public space

How did that happen?


78c25d No.256679

>>256678

i just overheard him talking about Israel and confronted him.

Yeah Heimbach was rejected, but still a baste Christian tbh.


c5ebe0 No.256680

File: a4b6b78f6b055cc⋯.jpg (56.87 KB, 686x720, 343:360, msyux12v5xl01.jpg)

File: be030cc053017d6⋯.jpg (26.64 KB, 700x394, 350:197, td6nJmk.jpg)

Wheelchair science man utterly btfo by yahweh


c5ebe0 No.256681

File: ec809ea02ebaa34⋯.png (238.9 KB, 2222x1340, 1111:670, gfnl1adlyvl01.png)


32c202 No.256682

I do find it funny how intensely we discuss religion and how seriously we take it in comparison to the average normie who isn't religious at all


c5ebe0 No.256683

>>256682

Is it not sad rather than funny?

Spiritual advancement is critically important


32c202 No.256684


c5ebe0 No.256685

>>256684

Religion is an abstract concept for them though lad

They don't see how it could be positive so they virtue signal against it


1fec9e No.256686


a0dbd8 No.256687

>>256684

You can tell they don't know what they're talking about:

>sunday league football (i.e. amateur/village/pub teams) is massive

Sunday football is dying off. Not as many people want to play (http://www.herefordtimes.com/sport/16076352._Message_must_be_that_football_is_not_only_played_on_an_Xbox_/) and there are even fewer who want to referee.

Modern man enjoys clinging on to the past traditions and past-times such as Sunday league football so as to validate their vacuous existence, which is why so many seek to be married in a church despite not being Christian. Many desperately desire to have some semblance of meaning attached to their lives, meaning that only God can truly provide. These people take pride in being "British" only when they gain from it personally, with this idea of belonging being something to them that fails to extend further than images of Britishness depicted by Dr. Who, Sherlock, and stereotypical British activities like an English fry up. Anything and everything they can leech from to make themselves feel unique falls victim to their never-ending quests for validation, hence why they hold sham weddings in places they usually would dismiss as being the recluse of the mentally deranged.


9af257 No.256688

>>256669

>there are people that aren't semi perennialist pagan-christians

smh


78c25d No.256689

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Wish I was a militant tbh lads


29011f No.256690

>>256681

>tfw no Chad ladmate


c5ebe0 No.256691

>>256690

I'll be your chadmate lad smfh

>>256689

Why lad?

Not getting shot at is good shit


9af257 No.256692

>ywn travel the world visiting monasteries and temples and gain esoteric knowledge


78c25d No.256693

>>256691

Something to do innit, fulfilling and not a materialistic lifestyle.


c5ebe0 No.256694

>>256693

That's fair I guess


29011f No.256695

>>256687

>>sunday league football (i.e. amateur/village/pub teams)

tbh I know more people who go to church than play football on a sunday. I'd say people care as much about local sports as they do about religion. Sport is all "my Africans" against "your Africans" now.

>>256578

>mummy may and the airstrip one governors nerve gassed a bunch of native lads and said putin did it?

America has confirmed that it was the Russians so it was definitely the Russians 100%


c5ebe0 No.256696

>>256692

>what is the meaning of life


29011f No.256697

>>256691

Thanks lad.


5df483 No.256698

File: db51bdb10909cd5⋯.png (107.86 KB, 450x316, 225:158, colletdafty.png)

>>256693

it's not quite the same but we could drive by firebomb a few government buildings


9af257 No.256699

>>256696

to crush her skull


78c25d No.256700

>>256698

Wait a second lad are you trying to incriminate me?


c5ebe0 No.256701

>>256695

> I'd say people care as much about local sports as they do about religion. >Sport is all "my Africans" against "your Africans" now.

True tbh, for deanos generally, but prepare for Shrop to fly the LOCAL rugby flag against this


78c25d No.256702

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>wtf I love Hezbollah now


29011f No.256703

>>256698

If only that would achieve something.


c5ebe0 No.256704

>>256698

Hey wait a minute


5df483 No.256705

File: caf0eaccc1fd87a⋯.png (177.51 KB, 450x316, 225:158, colletayy.png)

>>256700

no it would just be something to fill an afternoon isn't it

>>256703

it would give local lads jobs cleaning off the scorch marks and putting new windows in

it's a community service really


c5ebe0 No.256706

>>256705

>fill an afternoon

Are you pouring the petrol through the eye of a needle


29011f No.256707

>>256705

There could be a government department that pays chavs to go around smashing windows in order to stimulate the local economy.


c5ebe0 No.256708

>>256707

They already have that, its called the jobcenter


5df483 No.256709

File: 30dac47fdb681fa⋯.png (170.9 KB, 450x316, 225:158, colloc.png)

>>256706

well you've got to economize haven't you

>>256707

maybe that's really why they let in all of the boons and towelheads


c5ebe0 No.256710

>>256709

*nurses Molotov cocktail*


29011f No.256711

File: d2d4056eca05855⋯.jpg (162.76 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, fit 29.jpg)


c5ebe0 No.256712


29011f No.256713

File: bfed015eacf634a⋯.jpg (133.84 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, fit 16.jpg)

Fitperium tbh


5df483 No.256714

File: 83c1ed8df329c81⋯.png (141.54 KB, 409x316, 409:316, colletelloc.png)

>>256710

in this economy you can't afford not to cut your molotovs with small beer and pages from the local paper instead of spirits and polystyrene

it's probably brexit to blame


c5ebe0 No.256715

>>256714

Fucking Tories

Corbyn would let us have neat methanol


78c25d No.256716

>>256715

Tbh Corbyn doesn't want us to get murdered by Russians so he gets my vote next time.


c5ebe0 No.256717

>>256716

Horrifying yet understandable


201542 No.256718

File: 3c48e517be8e2bd⋯.jpg (40.79 KB, 418x470, 209:235, Disgusted 1.jpg)

>>256716

>He doesnt want all our institutions bombed


78c25d No.256719

>>256717

I don't think he's that bad really, old school socialist instead of murderous neo-con.

>>256718

No lad I want to peacefully bomb our institutions with leaflets detailing my peaceful political democratic campaign.


1fec9e No.256720

reminder if you vote for a party you're responsible for everything that party does


c5ebe0 No.256721

>>256720

>T. Dont vote Boi


c5ebe0 No.256722

>>256718

Wouldn't mind them all being stinkbombed tbf


1fec9e No.256723

>>256721

should you vote if parties will literally cause children to be raped by foreigners? don't really want that on my conscience, will vote 3rd party if i can


9af257 No.256724

>>256720

this tbh

people who think you vote for individual candidates are fucking morons


c5ebe0 No.256725

>>256723

That's a reasonable response if that's the way you think lad


9af257 No.256726

big bums grinding on my willy


a0dbd8 No.256727

>>256724

>people who think you vote for individual candidates are f*cking morons

People who believe that they are voting for the Prime Minister are far worse tbh


9af257 No.256728

>>256727

why do you filter swear words?


a0dbd8 No.256729

>>256728

>why do you filter swear words?

Swearing is bad.


201542 No.256730

File: 77529b6a83bdab3⋯.jpg (45.96 KB, 655x690, 131:138, Capture1.JPG)

didnt realise she was such a big bird


9af257 No.256731

>>256730

she's not tbh

1.61m

she is wearing high heels and standing at the front, with a numale cuck and chink behind her


29011f No.256732

>>256724

But you do vote for candidates. It just so happens that every candidate represents their owner's interests more than their constituents.

>>256730

God I wish that were me


9af257 No.256733

>ywn cummie inside her


a0dbd8 No.256734

>>256730

Why is the man on the right the least masculine looking one out of them all?


201542 No.256735

>>256730

>1.61m

Kek I didn't mean upwards big


201542 No.256736


32c202 No.256737

>>256688

HOW DOES THAT WORK LAD


9af257 No.256738

>>256735

>>256736

you mean thicc lad?


9af257 No.256739

>>256737

What's difficult to understand boi?


29011f No.256740

>>256737

>the R*mans and S*xons denied the world Druidic Christianity

s

m

h


201542 No.256741

File: 4698a040341a164⋯.jpg (74.85 KB, 953x533, 953:533, Capture89.JPG)

new waifu


201542 No.256742

>>256738

not thicc, like a fucking chest of drawers


5df483 No.256743

File: b6ac29c31c15a62⋯.png (866.52 KB, 670x948, 335:474, colletfiles.png)

*a half brick floats upward off the street then throws itself through an MP's living room window*

*x-files theme plays*


9af257 No.256744

>>256742

is it not just the angle?

I saw some tv show with her in and she looked fine

maybe the last year shes been messed up smh


29011f No.256745

>>256743

>that image

Top quality tbh


c5ebe0 No.256746


c5ebe0 No.256747

>>256743

Half bricks are the tool of the proletariat


9af257 No.256748

File: 1ce5b2f5ab161ba⋯.jpg (65.18 KB, 419x700, 419:700, 1ce5b2f5ab161baf3e3771215e….jpg)

kat dennings tbh

did you know thats not her real surname? baste jews changing it to appear less jewish


78c25d No.256749

What should I have for dinner tonight lads?


9af257 No.256750


29011f No.256751

>>256748

You really think Jews would do that? Go and change their family name to blend in with their host country?


78c25d No.256752

>>256750

no thanks


5df483 No.256753

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

c5ebe0 No.256754

*'eaves an 'arf brick at the council offices*


29011f No.256755

>>256749

>>256750

Just discovered that edameme beans are soy.


9af257 No.256756

File: f2134a0de4229a6⋯.jpg (71.35 KB, 736x1082, 368:541, f2134a0de4229a6aa273d98b89….jpg)

>>256752

chicken

>>256751

really? woah MIND BLOWN


78c25d No.256757

Might have some fishcakes lads


5df483 No.256758

her face is so wierd and jewish you should probably spoiler it out of decency


c5ebe0 No.256759

>>256749

Sadness


9af257 No.256760

>>256758

she's beautiful lad


29011f No.256761

>>256749

Sketti


c5ebe0 No.256762

>>256757

Is a fishcake just a chicken nugget but with fish


9af257 No.256763

File: 15442ee23c356c3⋯.png (93.86 KB, 866x900, 433:450, dumbdumb.png)


201542 No.256764

>>256749

Poo, pork pies and quavers


9af257 No.256765

>>256764

scouser cuisine


5df483 No.256766

File: 267ceeb0e5672ee⋯.png (296.5 KB, 473x505, 473:505, ClipboardImage.png)

she's like a poorly made waxwork of a middle aged local goalie turned tranny


9af257 No.256767

>>256766

t. likes bbws


c5ebe0 No.256768

>>256763

Seriously though lad

I don't eat the so I dunno

>>256766

10/10 insult construction


9af257 No.256769

>>256768

they are fish usually mixed with mashed potato and veg and put in breadcrumbs


c5ebe0 No.256770

>>256769

Oh I see

Like a pie but with batter not pastry?


5df483 No.256771

>>256767

just a bit thicc lad

but seriously there's something seriously unsettling about her face

beyond the normal emotionally dead jew devil eyes I mean


9af257 No.256772

>>256770

not so much

breadcrumbs arent really batter

>>256771

there's nothing wrong with her lad you need to come into reality


c5ebe0 No.256773

>>256772

>breadcrumbs aren't batter

Everyday is a school day


c5ebe0 No.256774

>>256772

>you need to come into reality

I thought your mums name was sarah


9af257 No.256775

>>256774

wdhmbt?

>>256773

tfw shit cook but better than 90% of people


5df483 No.256776

>>256774

keeek but also vomit


c5ebe0 No.256777

>>256775

>come into reality

>reality

Is that her pole dancing name


201542 No.256778

File: 119ce437a3798c3⋯.jpg (45.86 KB, 729x667, 729:667, 10855092_10155273326345080….jpg)


29011f No.256779

>>256767

>implying there's anything wrong with that


9af257 No.256780

that was a bad joke tbh lad

>>256779

yeah there is


c5ebe0 No.256781

>>256780

Sorry lad

I laughed anyway, which is all that matters


9af257 No.256782

>pull my eyes back to do chinky eyes

>can see better

hmm


c5ebe0 No.256783

>>256779

Wtf kernow


29011f No.256784

File: e6362da03419db4⋯.jpg (71.31 KB, 854x253, 854:253, thick lorry.jpg)


c5ebe0 No.256785

>>256782

Weak eye muscles?

You've been skipping eye day at the gym again haven't you lad smh


5df483 No.256786

>>256784

Dorset, do you remember when I mowed your lawn? (mowed your lawn)

Your mom came out with just a towel on (towel on)

I could tell she liked me from the way she stared (the way she stared)

And the way she said, "You missed a spot over there." (a spot over there)

And I know that you think it's just a fantasy

But since your dad walked out, your mom could use a guy like me

Dorset's mom has got it goin' on

She's all I want, and I've waited for so long

Dorset, can't you see you're just not the NEET for me

I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Dorset's mom


78c25d No.256787

smh i know so little about cooking


9af257 No.256788

>>256785

yeah

>256786

>256784

bad posts


29011f No.256789

>>256785

Probably skips his eyes to focus on his neck workout


5df483 No.256790

File: 5c353bb382224ae⋯.png (73.15 KB, 475x382, 475:382, pepegiorno.png)

>>256787

experiment lad


9af257 No.256791

>>256790

*kidnaps a jew*


5df483 No.256792

File: 7dd9a986f257de4⋯.png (381.52 KB, 402x536, 3:4, Pepe Fierri.png)

>256788

it was an excellent post


29011f No.256793

>>256787

Make a lasagne.


78c25d No.256794

>>256790

*dies of an 18th century disease


5df483 No.256795

File: 497e928d9716293⋯.png (2.11 MB, 1009x768, 1009:768, jewburning.png)

>>256791

ah, the old Passover Payback

an excellent delicacy


c5ebe0 No.256796

>>256787

Lel me too lad dw

>>256786

Lel

>>256788

No

>>256789

I thought he stopped his necksercise


9af257 No.256797

i offer to be the compound cook


c5ebe0 No.256798

>>256792

*upvotes*


c5ebe0 No.256799

>>256797

Can you make me some burnt toast and marmite


9af257 No.256800

>>256799

thats £5 please


1fec9e No.256801

i can cook a full english thats about it smh


c5ebe0 No.256802

>>256800

Charge it to kernows tab


9af257 No.256803

>>256802

aight but he still owes me 30 for pasties


c5ebe0 No.256804

>>256801

I can make pancakes


c5ebe0 No.256805

>>256803

>30 quid pasty tick

Break his legs lad


9af257 No.256806

>>256805

*drugs him and uses his body for food*


c5ebe0 No.256807

>>256806

Didn't know hobbits were cannibals


201542 No.256808

File: 880662a49806dff⋯.webm (1.88 MB, 960x540, 16:9, XJG Series Deflection and….webm)

Oh Katie you're such a dirty talker


9af257 No.256809

>>256808

whats that heavy breathing


78c25d No.256810

>>256809

she's excited about POWER TOOLS


201542 No.256811

>>256809

Sorry lad I couldn't keep quiet: - The XJG Series can be used in long conduit runs to PERMIT linear movement caused by thermal expansion AND contraction. WOW


c5ebe0 No.256812

>>256808

My conduit is less flexible after listening to her


0027ce No.256813

Smh boys smh.

>>256807

Lad quick question:

Is it difficult or lengthy to become qualified and thereafter find work in specific construction areas e.g. roofing?


c5ebe0 No.256814

>>256811

True dat


201542 No.256815

File: a558b60c73700a6⋯.jpg (62.87 KB, 917x504, 131:72, 82465.JPG)

Katie stop hosing the fucking computer


78c25d No.256816

>>256815

but it needs a wash innit


201542 No.256817


c5ebe0 No.256818

>>256813

No and no

>If you can piss, you can paint

Is the rule of thumb in industry


9af257 No.256819

>>256818

if you can poo, you can do

tbh


c5ebe0 No.256820

>>256815

How the fuck else is she meant to surf the web


0027ce No.256821

>>256818

Is it really that simple tho? Like you just get CSCS and turn up?

Thinking about what I'm gonna do to build up dosh for a driving license and van once I leave college


c5ebe0 No.256822

>>256819

*if you can shit, you can hit


201542 No.256823


9af257 No.256824

File: 639fa8d5e160981⋯.png (135.13 KB, 282x332, 141:166, ass.png)

make a hot drink

sweat my arse off


c5ebe0 No.256825

>>256821

You take the 40min easy test to prove you aren't a hazard

Then you either ask other roofers for work

Or you start doing estimates for private work yourself

Its easy to find employment if you aren't a moron

Hard part is getting private work

Also you do need to understand how buildings work in general


0027ce No.256826

Ideally I feel like I should find a career in night life to some degree. I'd want time to work on my hobbies but get paid decently. That's freelance no?

It'd be cool to become a DJ but no way do I just get that gig right off the bat


9af257 No.256827

>tfw too dumb to be a labourer


0027ce No.256828

>>256825

Ahhhh thank you m'boy

>understand how buildings work

yikes tbh. I don't suppose that's as easy as flicking through GCSE BITESIZEs btec level 2 shit on construction? Prolly can't go straight into it otherwise.

Much to consider smh


c5ebe0 No.256829

>>256826

I DJ at shithole clubs and pubs lads, for actual money lmao

You just have to put yourself out there

Its not what you know, its who you know


9af257 No.256830

DJs deserve the rope tbh


c5ebe0 No.256831

>>256828

No worries lad

>yikes

Its not too much to think about lad, build a house in your head and think through each stage in detail

>>256827

Not possible


c5ebe0 No.256832

>>256830

Hang the DJ

Hang the DJ

Hang the DJ


0027ce No.256833

It must be difficult finding additional work if you do 4on 4off. Flexible working hours is surely the work of a demon

>>256829

I guess it'll have to become a side project.

>spoiler

top kek I wonder if the DJs at [local town] remember me fist bumping them over the guard rail. Otherwise I'm gonna have to make some friends for the duration of time I'm still up here

>>256830

DJs are the saviours and sheppards of the poor, wayward night people

>>256831

>build a house

I guess that's easy enough actually. Cheers again m'lady


9af257 No.256834

hate this cold tbh i just want to breathe for once in my life


c5ebe0 No.256835

>>256833

Its without a doubt the best piece of advice I was ever given

It goes for construction and djing and life tbf

If i cant do it, i know someone who can


c5ebe0 No.256836

>>256834

Menthol snuff lad


29011f No.256837

>>256834

t. Ondine's curse


c5ebe0 No.256838

>Opioids such as morphine, tramadol and fentanyl are super-strength painkillers, which can be highly addictive and can kill if misused.

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-43304375

They don't even know what they are on about

Morphine is an opiate

Tramadol is an opioid


29011f No.256839

File: 1d9f7a0128189e4⋯.jpg (47.14 KB, 645x968, 645:968, dumb.jpg)

>>256838

What's the difference?


1fec9e No.256840

File: c8f804563cfb1ed⋯.png (654.5 KB, 760x445, 152:89, ClipboardImage.png)

>>256838

There is no such thing as an addiction and opioid withdrawal is no worse than a hangover.


c5ebe0 No.256841

>>256839

An opiate comes from the poppy

An opioid is a chemical that has the same effect as an opiate but is synthetic


201542 No.256842

File: 79762b8f2e5caac⋯.jpg (21.76 KB, 320x240, 4:3, peter (1).jpg)

>>256838

Opioid, Opiate - both the devils work


c5ebe0 No.256843

>>256840

Don't pull that shit with me lad


c5ebe0 No.256844

>>256842

No

One is gods work

The other is the work of man


78c25d No.256845

>>256842

wretched poppy water


1fec9e No.256846

File: cbfc7068dc66fee⋯.png (1.09 MB, 1005x804, 5:4, ClipboardImage.png)


9af257 No.256847

File: 01b28ae54451447⋯.png (31.98 KB, 640x400, 8:5, smug wojak.png)

Less drugs, more hugs!


1fec9e No.256848

>>256847

DARE to resist


9af257 No.256849

fucksake guitar strings are so deadly

just cut myself again

the end of them can be like a pin sometimes


c5ebe0 No.256850


1fec9e No.256851


201542 No.256852

GO


201542 No.256853

GEODUDE


c5ebe0 No.256854

>>256853

*runs away*


0027ce No.256855

>>256835

This is why the greatest blessing the gods provide is the gift of speech. A person's ability to network is directly linked with their power over the material realm


5df483 No.256856

>>256853

*mudkips you*


0027ce No.256857

>>256847

I don't really like hugs tho

Only when it's with girls cus you can feel their tiddys


201542 No.256858

File: 8c821aaa7022211⋯.jpg (297.71 KB, 1272x909, 424:303, babestation.jpg)


9af257 No.256859

>>256857

you are soulless

hugs give good chemical releases


c5ebe0 No.256860

>>256859

This tbf

Errybody needs a hug sometimes


9af257 No.256861

>>256860

only people who engage in frequent hugs do not know the true wonderful effects of them


29011f No.256862

>>256860

I'd rather get to know somebody first.


9af257 No.256863

i just want to hug a lass


c5ebe0 No.256864

>>256855

True that lad

Surely then the ones who create the most improbable networks would be looked on by the voice-bestowing god with the most favour


c5ebe0 No.256865

>>256862

Depends if you met them on tinder or not


c5ebe0 No.256866

>>256863

Take a dancing class


29011f No.256867

>>256864

Is there a god of speech? You'd think given the nature of the druids that they would have had something of the sort.


29011f No.256868

>>256865

I don't really want to meet tinder thots tbh


9af257 No.256869


29011f No.256870

File: dca94fc79dbc6b1⋯.jpg (555.45 KB, 2560x1536, 5:3, condescending Nigel.jpg)


0027ce No.256871

>>256858

>Babestation

Man those were the days

>>256859

I'm just not big on touchy feely stuff tbh

>>256864

What do we mean by improbable in this context?

But indeed the spider that weaves the largest web would indeed be the favourite of the gods.

and would likely be in line to become one himself

>>256867

There be.

I'll look one up now but speech gods were some of the most important ones


29011f No.256872

>>256871

Could the spider that weaves the biggest web become my gf?


9af257 No.256873


c5ebe0 No.256874

>>256867

I dunno about the druids lad, but I'd say that was the creator tbf

>>256868

Boring


0027ce No.256875

File: e751a8ad502533b⋯.jpg (65.88 KB, 631x708, 631:708, e75.jpg)

**or at least I was certain that I read that

"speechbinding" gods or w/o were important**

>>256872

sure can lad


c5ebe0 No.256876

>>256871

>improbable

As in unlikely, obscure

>spider weaving a web

Interesting analogy

*Freuds the fuck out if this*

I reckon its more like metatrons cube but with information transfer

>next in line

For deification maybe


0027ce No.256877

fuckin love the smell of hair products


201542 No.256878

File: c28a81a42855ef6⋯.jpg (55.86 KB, 986x543, 986:543, Capture46834.JPG)

>>256872

>>256875

brb having a quick wank over James and the Giant Peach


9af257 No.256879

>>256877

perfume and hair stuff on lasses yum


1fec9e No.256880

>>256877

american crew pomade mmmmmmmmmmmmm


c5ebe0 No.256881

>>256880

You faggot wtf is pomade


29011f No.256882

I mean, the celts arrived in Britain around 2000BC and were in frequent contact with the continent and, probably more importantly, the mediterranean since at least then. It must have been a force of will to prevent written language from entering use in all that time.


1fec9e No.256883

>>256881

comes out of lasses when you shag loads


1fec9e No.256884

>>256882

uh yeah we didnt advance on purpose!!


c5ebe0 No.256885


0027ce No.256886

>>256872

http://myths.mzzhost.com/greek_celts.html?i=1

I thought I'd read up on a binding god that also transported people to the underworld but perhaps I misremembered it.

Eitheerrrrr way this is the Celtic god of persuasive speech and poetry. Gonna have to add him to my personal pantheon tbh

>>256876

>obscure

Aye lad the more variation the better. It's a testament to ones skill to work any given individual and variety would be helpful. Can't disregard size as well though

>freuds

ahhhhhhh don't do that ladddd

>info transfer

Top kek lad you would logic brains need the rope smh. If I can't have one then no one can.

I suppose it all looks like nodes and ripples eitherway

>deification

one way or the other lad. basically the same thing as ascension anyway tbh

>>256878

She was a decent lass tbh

>>256880

Fuck no lad hairspray and rework putty

and hair gel. fucking love that smell but I don't use the stuff


32c202 No.256887

File: 1bde0f5a8bdb9af⋯.jpg (45.44 KB, 400x276, 100:69, cJQ2mC8Z-0N_dduljEwIFgVtzR….jpg)


0027ce No.256888


0027ce No.256889

>>256887

Does he have continental equivalents? of import?


c5ebe0 No.256890

>>256886

>all looks like nodes either way

Ahhh but lad the cube is to show you that what looks like 2d is in fact 3d

When the right perspective on the "network" is used, it becomes another form entirely


0027ce No.256891

>>256890

But then it's just nodes and ripples in a 3d space right?

Unless I'm missing something I don't think it makes much of a difference if the circuit rubs in 3d space or not??


1fec9e No.256892

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


c5ebe0 No.256893

File: 1d79eaabd435c67⋯.jpg (9.54 KB, 225x224, 225:224, download (18).jpg)

Reminder


9af257 No.256894


c5ebe0 No.256895

>>256891

See

>>256893

It makes ALL the difference as it adds another dimemsion


cc3d6c No.256896

h


0027ce No.256897

File: 2ba9a9fa408b309⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 19.02 KB, 300x461, 300:461, The Power of Now.jpg)

reminder

>>256895

*furrows brow*


32c202 No.256898

>>256882

>>256884

They did, as well as Ogham, they also knew greek and latin.

>>256889

Ogmios is his continental name, the other exception is Ireland where he was known as Ogma. His other (rough) equivalents in other pantheons are Bragi and Mercury/Hermes

>>256893

What am I looking at here?


9af257 No.256899

>>256897

the power of tomorrow


c5ebe0 No.256900

>>256898

Exoterically its basic geometry

Esoterically its the same as the black cube of the Jews

Its a diagram showing how 2d objects cause a 3d hologram

Its basically part of the meaning of life


32c202 No.256901

>>256900

Ahhhh nice


cc3d6c No.256902

File: 7e00589ead97807⋯.jpg (569.58 KB, 2336x3504, 2:3, 7e00589ead978079b9eff5223e….jpg)


9af257 No.256903

what do boobs feel like?

i think i felt some once but i was quite drunk and cant remember


0027ce No.256904

>>256898

I feel as though the irish and the gauls have a greater amount of goshes or variations than the english do. Do we blame the romans?

>rough equivalent

Hm I suppose the binding aspect of him was largely a celtic characteristic

>>256899

Gosh bless you son


c5ebe0 No.256905

>>256903

Like arse cheeks at elbow height


9af257 No.256906

>>256905

What does arse cheeks feel like?


c5ebe0 No.256907

>>256906

Feel your own and extrapolate


9af257 No.256908

>>256907

mine are very hairy

nah but ive felt some bums in my time

rather nice


32c202 No.256909

>>256902

That's a nice huwhite lass lad

>>256903

Pretty good, especially when you suck on them

>>256904

It'd be down to the fact that Gods go by many different names and the fact that the celts were a loosely connected people spread out over a very wide area tbh


cc3d6c No.256910

>>256909

>That's a nice huwhite lass lad

Leelee Sobieski she's a j.ewess


0027ce No.256911

BEEF

MUDDAFUGGIN

JERKY

please welcome MC BeefJerkenstein to the stage ladies and rental men

>>256908

time to break the razor out lad

nigga finna get those trap aesthetics

>>256909

Sounds fair tbh.

Smh lads I just wanna revive the celtic pantheon with the boys.

How do you think one goes about finding a local god?


c5ebe0 No.256912

>>256911

>How do you think one goes about finding a local god?

Haven't read Small Gods yet then I take it


0027ce No.256913

pisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

BUT SHIT IT WAS 99 CENTS


0027ce No.256914

>>256912

Smh lad I haven't even read the chapters in my econ textbook that teacher told me too yet

I NEED TIME DAMNIT


9af257 No.256915

>>256911

do you make your own beef jerky?


0027ce No.256916

>>256915

No but the co op does :^)


9af257 No.256917

>>256916

Actual beef jerky and not that overpriced shit?


0027ce No.256918

>>256917

Hell no lad the overpriced shit

Never even SEEN real beef jerkenie


0027ce No.256919

Beef Jerkstrull

Beef Jerkester

Beef Jerkum'nun


9af257 No.256920

>>256918

smh

tho i guess its no use telling you how to make loads of it for cheap since you dont cook tbh


9af257 No.256921

>>256919

beef jerker


c5ebe0 No.256922

>>256918

Go to a saffer shop

They love dried meat


c5ebe0 No.256923

>>256919

Beef jerkini

Beef jerkinopta


78c25d No.256924

>>256922

this tbh we love bagged meat


9af257 No.256925

i love meat

big fat meat

tasty meat


c5ebe0 No.256926

>>256924

>bagged


0027ce No.256927

Beef Jerkins

>>256920

While I would like to know it would indeed be wasted on me.

I'll learn to cook one day tho I tell ya

>>256921

The Lone Ranger, beef jerker supreme

>>256922

Never seen one of those b4 tbh

But I'll keep my eyes peeled. I always wanted those big strips from a jar

>>256923

Beef Jerkultro

Beef Jerkonis


0027ce No.256928

>>256925

bit gay lad


32c202 No.256929

>>256910

I was joking

>>256911

>How do you think one goes about finding a local god?

Making offerings to the fair folk and meditation would be a good start


c5ebe0 No.256930

>>256927

boeuf séché


cc3d6c No.256931

>>256929

>I was joking

Don't do that Neo could be lurking and count that as a victory for herself smh


9af257 No.256932

>>256927

there are many ways to make beef jerky

but it mostly consists of getting all the moisture out of thin, lean meat

can be tried on a lot of other foods as well tbh

best thing to do is go to butchers and ask for leanest beef

cut it into thin strips

put in oven on a rack at lowest heat with the door slightly open, and leave it for about 15-16 hours. you can marinade it in some flavourings if you like tbh, give it some spice


c5ebe0 No.256933

>>256927

>The Lone Ranger, beef jerker supreme

Ded


9af257 No.256934

really need to make some pemmican tbh


c5ebe0 No.256935

>>256934

Df is dat


cc3d6c No.256936

File: 7e2b0cdba6c7829⋯.png (376.79 KB, 1065x568, 15:8, ClipboardImage.png)

>herts vs dorset


9af257 No.256937

>>256935

a survival food used by native americans and fur trappers/explorers

its melted tallow fat mixed with dried berries and grounded dried meat

it is packed with calories and is regarded as the ultimate survival food, you should look into it if shit hits the fan lad

it lasts for years and years too


c5ebe0 No.256938


c5ebe0 No.256939

>>256937

If the future doesnt have marmite then it ain't worth living in


9af257 No.256940

>>256939

well all you need to get marmite is yeast, right?


cc3d6c No.256941

>>256939

will yeast survive the nuclear holocaust


cc3d6c No.256942

>>256940

>>256941

great minds


c5ebe0 No.256943

>>256940

>>256941

Nigga meth is easier to make than marmite


9af257 No.256944

>>256943

dont worry lad I'll be the druidic marmite maker


c5ebe0 No.256945

>>256942

Don't post here


c5ebe0 No.256946

>>256944

>Dorset's postapocalyptic marmite refinery


9af257 No.256947

File: 7a9f94e17ef4999⋯.jpg (15.47 KB, 500x434, 250:217, 7a9f94e17ef4999e19a32f128e….jpg)


45a731 No.256948


c5ebe0 No.256949

>>256947

The willy wonka of illicit marmite


0027ce No.256950

*drinks hot chocolate from my small, childhood mug*

:^)

>>256929

That sounds about right. I wonder if you'd get visited in your sleep by them eventually

If I ever have to be the proxy/caretaker of some Gods land I hope its forested

>>256930

fokin foreigner scum

>>256932

Kinda like making mescaline then huh


9af257 No.256951

File: 91de483c3ef14b4⋯.png (384.97 KB, 800x451, 800:451, 91de483c3ef14b42b927cc985f….png)

>>256950

>tfw mummy is clumsy and smashed all your childhood mugs


c5ebe0 No.256952

>>256950

>Kinda like making mescaline

NO

Its the same as preparing peyote

Making mescaline is what the plant does lad smh smh


45a731 No.256953

>>256951

>tfw mummy is so careful and has mugs from her own childhood around


c5ebe0 No.256954

Clumsy folk get the rope


201542 No.256955

File: dcda36fdfb00f4c⋯.mp4 (3.16 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Dorset plays at Glastonbur….mp4)


0027ce No.256956

>>256951

That's a tragedy lad. I keep a box of stuff under my bed with all my souvenirs and shit in

I got old skool ties, a signed shirt from primary, year 7 bus card, alllll sorts of shit

>>256952

lad don't do it to m like that


c5ebe0 No.256957

>>256956

>signed shirts

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh


9af257 No.256958


9af257 No.256959

i like big bums


a8291d No.256960

>>256959

You're a trustworthy fellow


0027ce No.256961

>>256957

It's a shame we didn't do shirt signing in secondary that shit would've been CASH

I can see all the love hearts now >:)

>>256959

and i cannot fib


0027ce No.256962

>>256960

kek lad


a8291d No.256963

>>256961

We got our polo shirts signed tbf but ended up using them as balaclavas and they got ruined when the sprinklers went off


9af257 No.256964

>>256960

My other brethren cannot express their denial.


45a731 No.256965

File: b4f8d94ea5a02c8⋯.png (398.06 KB, 792x545, 792:545, b4f8d94ea5a02c86656dc78537….png)


a8291d No.256966

>>256964

Whence a women doth arrive with a whalebone corset and presents it flagrantly I must submit to her forthwith


a8291d No.256967

>>256965

Pretty


45a731 No.256968

are taig lasses civic


0027ce No.256969

>>256963

>polo shirt

well would you look at moneybags over here

>sprinklers

kek we didn't have any of those?

Any property damage? A bunch of lads said they were gonna egg the ICT teachers car but pussied out


45a731 No.256970

>>256967

aaahhh she's lovely isn't she

how are things going with you and paki lass btw


9af257 No.256971

File: d879306f99090fe⋯.jpg (572.87 KB, 2000x3000, 2:3, thicc.jpg)

disagree


45a731 No.256972

>>256969

my school refused to tell us when our last day in was so we couldn't egg and flour the school


9af257 No.256973

File: 25c6c4eb2766b6d⋯.jpg (207.37 KB, 936x1299, 312:433, 35d1c221807ea29aa190522051….jpg)

>>256972

i dropped out of school tbh


0027ce No.256974

>>256972

what a bunch of cunts tbh

after all they put you through they wouldnt even give you one small victory?

>plans to drink some beerskis at the edge of the field w/ the smoker crew

>no one had the sack in the end

smh we were too tame as a year group


a8291d No.256975

>>256969

Polo shirts are cheaper than actual shirts lad

Except if you buy ralphies to wear undercover like everyone did

>property damage

Nah just standard hellraising but with >40 participants for one hour only

It was the best time smh lad smh

>Some lads lit a disposable barbeque outside the maths block

>took it inside as it started raining

>alarms going off everywhere

>they saw a teacher coming down the stairs

>one lad grabbed the now hot bbq and got out the door and halfway through the main corridor doors before he dropped it

>set the sprinklers off


9af257 No.256976

File: 240480dba04ffb9⋯.gif (1.31 MB, 298x463, 298:463, 3SwmDQR.gif)

>ywn beat her boobies up


201542 No.256977

File: c517f1f4baf9014⋯.webm (246 KB, 400x400, 1:1, BigD DorseMeister.webm)

>>256959

>>256961

Sir Mixalot ft.BigD Dorse


9af257 No.256978


a8291d No.256979

>>256968

Abhorrent

>>256970

good thanks lad been over at hers quite a bit lately, /comfy/ as heck tbh

>>256972

They had an assembly with us in front of the rest of the school on the last day


0027ce No.256980

>>256975

>cheaper

damn I didn't know. could've used some breathable ones tbh. actual shirts are more aesthetic tho

>disposable bbq

top heckin kek what a group of wronguns. did the lad burn himself?


45a731 No.256981

>>256979

>Abhorrent

aaaaahhhh


a8291d No.256982

>>256980

>wronguns

Lad we had beer and weed already, they wanted cooked meat, they were just fucking prize morons

They thought if they kept the doors open to the field then the smoke alarm wouldn't go off


a8291d No.256983

>>256980

And yeah but only 3rd degree


9af257 No.256984

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


9af257 No.256986

>>256985

agreed


45a731 No.256987

>>256986

I take it back


9af257 No.256988

File: 34a3b4fa5dd0469⋯.gif (1.39 MB, 332x369, 332:369, boooobz.gif)

>>256987

not possible


9af257 No.256989

File: 25c6c4eb2766b6d⋯.jpg (207.37 KB, 936x1299, 312:433, 35d1c221807ea29aa190522051….jpg)

let me suck on those milkies aaaahhhhh


201542 No.256990

File: d944ce1a4ae9a5d⋯.webm (11.97 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Obligatory.webm)

Old school webm


9af257 No.256991


201542 No.256992

File: 94986bd4634bd0a⋯.webm (5.97 MB, 320x240, 4:3, obligatory.webm)

>>256991

obligatory


201542 No.256993

File: 954da65d8c487c0⋯.webm (1.95 MB, 360x360, 1:1, arbour - reading,uk.webm)


29011f No.256994

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I'M GONNA BURN THIS GOD DAMNED HOUSE RIGHT DOWN


487700 No.256995

File: de2e7586adb88f1⋯.jpg (45.98 KB, 691x706, 691:706, appy-s12-fb02.jpg)

>>256994

did you hear about her being killed in a nightclub

it was murder on the dancefloor


487700 No.256996

>joke was so bad it killed the board

wew


4606fb No.256997

>>256995

>>256996

Murder on the imageboardfloor


9e04f8 No.256998

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

truly moving


0e245c No.256999

trippy


0e245c No.257000

trippos


78c25d No.257001


78c25d No.257002

File: 9bc4620d9eb3937⋯.png (2.69 MB, 1536x2048, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)


a0dbd8 No.257003

h


a0dbd8 No.257005


a0dbd8 No.257006

h




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