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Just what you need to make you feel better

File: 691bcee335324f4⋯.webm (11.41 MB, 960x540, 16:9, 449.webm)

201542 No.256393

This Week

Telford: Yet another ~1,000 children raped, beaten, drugged, sold and killed in Shropshire


>Britain's 'worst ever' child grooming scandal exposed: Hundreds of young girls raped, beaten, sold for sex and some even KILLED



>BBC Finally reporting on it


UK pushing hard for war with Russia - Salisbury chemical attack

>Russia demands nerve agent sample from UK

>UK will not provide a sample

>Why is this?



>'Don’t try anything rash’: Russian Embassy urges UK to rethink rumoured cyber attack


ea1c6b No.256396


5df483 No.256398

File: 6992b84ce1a2366⋯.png (304.76 KB, 450x316, 225:158, colletmib.png)

first for killing your local MP

bdf5d5 No.256400

File: 08d127b68eb9df8⋯.jpg (154.67 KB, 600x900, 2:3, meisje-volks-krim-tatar-kl….jpg)

Third for Tatar lasses



You sicken me

9af257 No.256401

Had 2 dreams about lasses, one about wanking.

Feel ill and hopeless tbqh

mummy why wont you save me

5df483 No.256403

File: acefbe89ef1ed34⋯.png (171.56 KB, 450x316, 225:158, colletstar.png)


because you have to save yourself lad

when's the meetup

bdf5d5 No.256404


Save yourself you mong

It is entirely within your power

bdf5d5 No.256405

File: 327ef4b7150bc21⋯.jpg (40.19 KB, 403x604, 403:604, 53dab0d47347c9ea47ddfeacde….jpg)


9af257 No.256406

File: 15442ee23c356c3⋯.png (93.86 KB, 866x900, 433:450, dumbdumb.png)

File: e7a7e454560d652⋯.png (6.09 KB, 512x512, 1:1, pistol.png)


yes tbh

>tfw retard


when i poison the reservoir lad

5df483 No.256407

File: 015778a5d818db4⋯.png (75.59 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, dorsetdorshit.png)

9af257 No.256408

File: 6606c328a8ff9b0⋯.webm (2.77 MB, 480x360, 4:3, 6606c328a8ff9b06db6b53b6e….webm)


kill me lad

just end it

5df483 No.256409

File: beda17ea854129d⋯.png (49.22 KB, 375x455, 75:91, grinchcriminal.png)


so when's the meet up lad

9af257 No.256410

File: a7d8e309f231581⋯.jpg (124.51 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, YOULL NEVER STOP ME.jpg)


dunno chum

0027ce No.256411

Ah yes, a thread after my own wonderful constituency

y i k e s

5df483 No.256412

File: 7b2524c1192b8f4⋯.webm (5.74 MB, 1000x562, 500:281, alex jonestein - waifus.webm)



alright lad

was up your end, could have come to west riding and bullied westie with me smh

201542 No.256413



9af257 No.256414


did you keep the house

*doesnt remember*

29011f No.256415

File: eb49dfc06a5201d⋯.jpg (256.36 KB, 500x750, 2:3, Greenlander3.jpg)


Greenlandic lasses tbh

bdf5d5 No.256416

File: 080a5e1b4d179b9⋯.jpg (20.62 KB, 236x354, 2:3, breeding time anons.jpg)



201542 No.256417

File: c6110569fd8b776⋯.webm (6.37 MB, 960x540, 16:9, faroe.webm)



5df483 No.256418


right now, yes

offer still open because it's apparently a fucking shitshow trying to rent on my own

9af257 No.256419


alright how do I become your serf

29011f No.256420


These Tatars are cuties tbh, I would have expected hairy brown turks rather than aryans.

5df483 No.256421


do a meetup and if you're a human bean and not a spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gables, Searchlight Magazine) I can sort out putting you up. Would mean going to the landlady and getting the tenancy agreement changed and then sorting out rent bennies from the job centre with that proof.

Both the rent bennies combined will cover it and after other bills both of us would still be in positive shekels.

9af257 No.256422


aight boi

i'll have to look some things up cos im retard when it comes to government things

9af257 No.256423

btw since I'm moving house soon I wont have internet for a bit but probably not long

5df483 No.256424



go to the job centre and ask them cos it's all covered by universal credit

you're eligible for Local Housing Allowance which is £60 a week in my area

bdf5d5 No.256425

File: 53d45533ce9ee42⋯.jpg (31.66 KB, 400x600, 2:3, 587.jpg)


Tatars are perceived wrongly smh

They have the best qts

9af257 No.256426

0027ce No.256427


Woah lad I wasn't aware. Did you have fun in the fine ol midlands and the wicked north? I hear the pint prices are cheaper over here


#PraytoAllah soon lad get em in while you can

9af257 No.256428

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

0027ce No.256429


they just look like dorks tbh

5df483 No.256430

File: 203408b5bcdbd5e⋯.png (588.8 KB, 922x796, 461:398, nooortherner.png)


Was alright, about £2.20 a pint iirc. Went to a spoons though.

Westie's not a bad lad tbh

9af257 No.256431


does he act/look like a fag irl?

29011f No.256432


>not a bad lad

But is he a good lass, that's the real question.

5df483 No.256433

201542 No.256434

File: 12d12af852168d2⋯.jpg (159.5 KB, 800x622, 400:311, Moonraker Mark.jpg)

File: f608f97716b646e⋯.jpg (558.89 KB, 1000x750, 4:3, Moonraker 2.jpg)

File: 4976044a1f9ab02⋯.jpg (301.24 KB, 2048x1657, 2048:1657, Moonraker 3.jpg)

A e s t h e t i c

>some fella makes these in his garage

Britain needs more experienced craftsmen making fine produce tbh

78c25d No.256435

>mum tells you off for being racist

>ask her why we don't live in south africa


78c25d No.256436


Oof lad those look proper nice.

29011f No.256437


Fair enough. And at least he can fire a gun, unlike me.



9af257 No.256438


why would she tell you off for being a raycis

78c25d No.256439


Because she's just a regular christian liberal white woman

9af257 No.256440


its your job to beat her so she knows her place

78c25d No.256441

File: 9fb3a054c573e92⋯.png (311.2 KB, 500x690, 50:69, ClipboardImage.png)

>when mummy asks you why you're perpetually scowling

5df483 No.256442

File: d904b60678de229⋯.png (648.25 KB, 940x572, 235:143, ClipboardImage.png)

>ywn be a luxury car smuggler and finance the reckoning

9af257 No.256443


>Cheer up, Anon!

0027ce No.256444


I always thought he was alright. He used to piss me off from time to time when the narcissism/insecurity started coming out. He don't seem so bad for that these days though.

How much does he charge for a standard blowie?

0027ce No.256445


smh at whoever did this tbh.

having scowl face is charismatic so there's no good reason to do it. There's also nothing righteous about letting the system get you down.

We should all aspire to smile heartily while surrounded with suffering and hardships ect


bdf5d5 No.256446


Smiling for no reason is what simpletons do

0027ce No.256447


My magpie eyes appreciate its shiny and valuable look

0027ce No.256448


frowning for no reason is what edgy simpletons do

9af257 No.256449


hiding your feelings is what queeros do

bdf5d5 No.256450


Who said anything about frowning?

>what is a neutral expression



0027ce No.256451


Having negative emotions is what losers do

9af257 No.256452


having negative emotions is what the true alpha male hunter hhas in a agricultural civilised society that supresses all things natural

201542 No.256453

File: 101a85a74bf5f6e⋯.jpeg (58.71 KB, 600x398, 300:199, SA Orania.jpeg)


Kek. Forgive me if I'm wrong or out of line, but this seems to be the case with many S.Africans? Don't understand how so many can come out still liberal

>what made you leave?

>oh just y'know

0027ce No.256454


>who said anything

I did in the post you responded to you dolt

>neutral expression

still less charismatic than smiling. not that I'm not guilty of having a blank expression from time to time

78c25d No.256455

Smiling all the time wasn't a very common thing and was generally reserved for people who you'd show your more intimate side to. Have to agree with Herts here tbh. isn't it a Russian saying that only a fool smiles for no reason which is why no Russians smile

0027ce No.256456


Okely dokely my dudester

>suppression of nature

utterly on fire there kekarooney

9af257 No.256458


they either seem to be big raycis or big cucks[who still hide their real feelings for niggers]

9af257 No.256459


thankee my chummee

bdf5d5 No.256460


>I did in the post you responded to you dolt

uhhh no

>still less charismatic than smiling

Why do I have to try and charm every person I walk by? Sometimes I just want to get shit done, no chit chat. I keep my smile for person I care about.


Yeah, it's a notion from village Russia iirc

There's also the legacy of the USSR where you didn't trust other people so didn't smile at them, but this one holds less water imo

0027ce No.256461


>reserved for X

who cares what it's used for it shows other people that you're friendly and therefore aids interaction

Besides why not smile if you're content with the world? Or if you feel confident? are these poor reasons?

9af257 No.256462


because only massive retard mongs would be content with this world

78c25d No.256463


Nah Bowden says we should have righteous fury and that smiling should be reserved only for our most intimate moments. And I look better scowling tbh.

9af257 No.256464

smiling is often an act of submission

78c25d No.256465


Christianity tbh and i dunno blind ignorance.

0027ce No.256466


>uhhh no

good for you


you don't. you also don't have you :^). But it's uncharismatic which is a point you seem to have accepted by saying your neutral face doesn't invite chitchat


t. prisoner of his mind


>looks better scowling

doubtful lad. angst only ever looks good in your head I find

0027ce No.256467



see botttom response

9af257 No.256468


t. dumb normie

0027ce No.256469


whether it is or isn't depends on the person

78c25d No.256470



Nah honest lad my smile is atrocious

0027ce No.256471

File: 2ba9a9fa408b309⋯.jpg (19.02 KB, 300x461, 300:461, The Power of Now.jpg)

0027ce No.256472


Cus you're too busy frowning to give your smile muscles good practice. The more you do it the more natural it looks

9af257 No.256473

i want to beat up anyone that smiles

78c25d No.256474



9af257 No.256475




78c25d No.256476



9af257 No.256477

who /acgraylinghair/ here

78c25d No.256478

File: 7ebb5ad030bc293⋯.png (1.1 MB, 720x1200, 3:5, ClipboardImage.png)

>fuck all ya'll gay ass niggas - Wyndham Lewis, at some point

Ah my hero.

9aecd2 No.256479

File: 8179a9c950e8837⋯.jpg (9.63 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hqdefault.jpg)


tbh I did shit post a lot lad sory

9aecd2 No.256480

agree with swazi you just have to laugh at life sometimes clownworld innit

9aecd2 No.256481

0027ce No.256482


Smh lad don't apologise. It only ever pissed me off because I thought you were needlessly hurting yon self.


exactly lad. we cant change where we are so we shouldn't let our circumstances drag us down


bonus points for using frogtwitter phrase tbh


merci beaucoup

78c25d No.256483


Bowden says never apologise lad smh

9aecd2 No.256484


>Smh lad don't apologise. It only ever pissed me off because I thought you were needlessly hurting yon self.

one day we can get drunk and ill tell you the full story of mah life😂😂


smh not as alpha as bowden *wears straw hat and looks at girl swimming with chebs out*

0027ce No.256485


please don't do that either though lad I'm not a fan of feelings

0027ce No.256486


getting into bowden lad?

78c25d No.256487


Lad I have been a bowdenite since I was 16. Pretty sure it was Bowden that made me go from dull civic to full on BOWDENISTA ZANGTUMBTUMB F/U/T/U/R/I/S/M NOW

43d338 No.256488

File: 86e753659ef5d0d⋯.png (50.98 KB, 657x527, 657:527, 86e753659ef5d0d80d7a4e9817….png)

First thread that was made on /newbrit/ has finally been deleted, automatically I think.

0027ce No.256489


why you only spreading his word now?

I want to read his shit at somepoint tbh, I always seem to like what he says

0027ce No.256490


may it sleep soundly in the void

9aecd2 No.256491


dont worry itll make you laugh


yeah bowden has a good take on modernism tbh


i bet his books are great thanks to spencer for helping preserve them tbh

43d338 No.256492

File: 3b9259d391f8e51⋯.png (76.52 KB, 850x638, 425:319, 1a58f2d72fbad808b434719f12….png)

43d338 No.256493

*Bites nails.*

43d338 No.256494

*Files nails.*

9aecd2 No.256495



i bite my cheeks smh not a good habit

0027ce No.256496

My sleep's been progressively more disturbed recently lads. odd stuff. I just remembered nearly slipping into the dreamweave yesterday evening before a bloody image and some screaming popped into my head and jolted me awake.

I used to never get nightmares but 6 months ago they just started and have yet to stop. It's either I'm being plagued by demons or college is really fucking my brain smh



it better lad


he seems to have his head screwed on right. think he has an essay on art, I gotta czech it smh


*bites skin around nails*

78c25d No.256497

File: bbc1eb01d2562f9⋯.png (49.54 KB, 315x398, 315:398, ss (2017-10-30 at 09.29.12….png)




I thought most people on this board we're already in the know. I'll try and find my favourite bowden video

0027ce No.256498


I'm in the know about virtually nothing and just bullshit my way through the world lad

43d338 No.256499


Used to do it when I was younger, got scars on the inside of mouth now.


>*bites skin around nails*

*Tries not to bite skin on fingers.*




78c25d No.256500

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Found it. This is my favorite one.

78c25d No.256501

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Another brilliant one

78c25d No.256502

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Ah yes this is one of the underrated.

9af257 No.256503

cant stop sneezing and my nose is runny smh

43d338 No.256504

File: b7dc58855fddb94⋯.png (10.05 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 88e092a0685e1c77875cdd5d41….png)

201542 No.256505

File: 711ce763988702d⋯.jpg (791.53 KB, 1459x1600, 1459:1600, Poorly 2.jpg)

9af257 No.256506



how do we solve the eternal cold question?

43d338 No.256507

File: cef49b1e6979b30⋯.jpg (275 KB, 1803x1351, 1803:1351, 0f6cadbeacfdc19daebc84c3f8….jpg)


Being comfy.

9af257 No.256508

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

201542 No.256509

File: 39a19ae9cd1c0b9⋯.jpg (120.17 KB, 1300x934, 650:467, Sleeping 2.jpg)


this tbh

201542 No.256510

File: 55a0d9e4a97d966⋯.mp4 (5.67 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, VR Niggerbops.mp4)

43d338 No.256511

File: 80571459e6e21b2⋯.png (11.03 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 1a58f2d72fbad808b434719f12….png)

201542 No.256512

File: 1858b931c759f84⋯.webm (5.36 MB, 960x540, 16:9, irl vid 4.webm)


night lad

9af257 No.256513

fuck i really need to get off the pc

my back is in so much pain

43d338 No.256514


Night lad.

43d338 No.256515


Stretch regularly lad.

43d338 No.256516

43d338 No.256517

File: 0e4500a98e94de6⋯.png (50.63 KB, 585x462, 195:154, 1604c50965796ae337488a314f….png)

>Try to avoid Bongo Bongo Land drama.

>Get dragged into it anyway.

43d338 No.256518

File: be85b79ba99a739⋯.png (44.9 KB, 699x560, 699:560, 2670c434175adeb7350505c664….png)


>disc0rd is filtered to Bongo Bongo Land

43d338 No.256519

File: 87b85f3aa6f88d1⋯.png (139.2 KB, 637x511, 91:73, 1453948759843845.png)

Fuck word filters.

43d338 No.256520

File: 1140e972e04c086⋯.png (34.72 KB, 645x757, 645:757, 1140e972e04c086089358185a0….png)

She seems nice.


43d338 No.256521

File: d00615921ccb270⋯.png (388 KB, 644x618, 322:309, jtfjtyfuygk.png)

fucken… idk…

9af257 No.256522


who lad?

just had a shave for no reason cos i cant sleep

43d338 No.256523


Just some girl I know.

9af257 No.256524

File: f2134a0de4229a6⋯.jpg (71.35 KB, 736x1082, 368:541, f2134a0de4229a6aa273d98b89….jpg)


is she pretty

43d338 No.256525

File: c7beb6835f78117⋯.jpg (15.66 KB, 319x331, 319:331, d806e2735912dbd4f9f3312703….jpg)

9af257 No.256526

File: 1ce5b2f5ab161ba⋯.jpg (65.18 KB, 419x700, 419:700, 1ce5b2f5ab161baf3e3771215e….jpg)


marry her lad

43d338 No.256527

File: 5aedf2b23d3d1c9⋯.jpg (3.79 KB, 202x184, 101:92, 7483657900a6bceb7a55cc5c0e….jpg)

9af257 No.256528

File: 9ddfbbbcf60ce50⋯.png (477.1 KB, 427x552, 427:552, e.png)

43d338 No.256529

File: a57f1d507d6f250⋯.png (157.72 KB, 361x286, 361:286, 1a58f2d72fbad808b434719f12….png)

9af257 No.256530

File: ac6c551011ed1f7⋯.jpg (305.95 KB, 857x1200, 857:1200, yummyy.jpg)


she cant be that pretty then tbh

43d338 No.256531

File: 65ca5edfaa54907⋯.jpg (9.07 KB, 240x193, 240:193, af942dfdb6e2769937dc1745ec….jpg)


You don't get it lad.

9af257 No.256532


yeah i dont

so you better tell i

43d338 No.256533

File: 2596ffb27c0b71c⋯.jpg (133.61 KB, 1023x682, 3:2, 1469586334058-0.jpg)


It doesn't matter lad, no worries.

32c202 No.256534


5df483 No.256535

File: 3f123bc608508a1⋯.png (127.27 KB, 1638x1464, 273:244, doogle18praisethesun.png)

20d8e6 No.256536



Morning ladies

20d8e6 No.256537

Stephen Hawking is dead lads

9aecd2 No.256538


hes in heaven now

20d8e6 No.256539


I'm gonna smoke a HENCH pipe of DMT tonight and see if I can find him tbf

43d338 No.256540

File: cef49b1e6979b30⋯.jpg (275 KB, 1803x1351, 1803:1351, 0f6cadbeacfdc19daebc84c3f8….jpg)





Morning, going to bed tbh.

43d338 No.256541


No flag.

201542 No.256542

File: 5f9c202ba0c7ea9⋯.jpg (125.49 KB, 996x890, 498:445, Capture3.JPG)

ready for Macron/evropa season lads

20d8e6 No.256543


She's a beast

9aecd2 No.256544

from the east

201542 No.256545

File: fbb2fc90844a7f0⋯.gif (2.01 MB, 320x240, 4:3, nice.gif)


1/10 tonne

20d8e6 No.256546


Not least

20d8e6 No.256547


Looks like a skinny paranoid stormtrooper surveying the hood

20d8e6 No.256548

Going for a picnic tbf

ed95e5 No.256549

File: de2e7586adb88f1⋯.jpg (45.98 KB, 691x706, 691:706, appy-s12-fb02.jpg)

ed95e5 No.256550

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

9aecd2 No.256551

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

78c25d No.256552

i'm gonna be lazy

16e14c No.256553

5385d1 No.256554

File: f3c60fd93265ac2⋯.jpg (255.28 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, b592f2d8-ee6e-4f87-8700-be….jpg)

wtf is happening

16e14c No.256555


fuck off

9aecd2 No.256556



5385d1 No.256557


we have three months until world cup and you're pissing in you own pool? why is may so salty.


why are you constantly asking me to fuck off

16e14c No.256558


because I want you to fuck off

32c202 No.256559


Because you're not a Goblin

9aecd2 No.256560


>we have three months until world cup and you're pissing in you own pool? why is may so salty.

nothing is happening this stuff happens all the time you realise we've had sanctions on russia for like a bazillion years right

5385d1 No.256561




hmm that depends

5385d1 No.256562


no i do

just makes me sad for no reason i guess even though literally nothing happened

32c202 No.256563


You are a Goblin?

9aecd2 No.256564

why do you care about the world cup


5385d1 No.256565


football and politics are the same thing basically


i have some polish and german blood, is that civic?

idk man

5385d1 No.256566

it's prolly to get others to be nicer in the face of brexit and focus on a common villan. that's my take.

32c202 No.256567


Not unless you're Jewish Goblin=yidss

9aecd2 No.256568


I agree although I wouldn't put it so lightly, I think that we have massive social and economic problems and the government wants to distract us with outside enemies, they also love to associate any dissent against the state as a 'Russian plot' when really it's just domestic opposition.

5385d1 No.256569


oh sorry i'm afraid not

serious question what happened here

32c202 No.256570



5385d1 No.256571


but they're mostly not brexit caused are they?

i wished russia had supported uk in the face of brexit and eventually got close but thats just my political fanfiction.

9aecd2 No.256572


Yeah, if we really wanted to negotiate from a position of strength we should be co-operating with Russia and threatening to ally with them as a bargaining chip in our discussions with the EU.

Russia has literally no reason to mess with us and will never invade us, there is no reason for us to constantly try and oppose them. Germany always seemed like our main rival although I don't see why we can't get along with European countries as well, don't know why they're being such cunts about us leaving their organisation.

5385d1 No.256573


why can't everyone just get along tbh

>don't know why they're being such cunts about us leaving their organisation.

because you spit in their soul and now they're salty. they literally talk about the eu like their homecountry. i saw it countles times, when i ask why they say "it's the only way we're united as a continent".

i think the truth is they just never knew life without it.

9aecd2 No.256574


there are loads of people like that here

>chechnya survives with no allies while at war with a country 200x more powerful for years

>north korea survives despite being sanctioned by the entire world for decades

yet the UK a rich nation and one of the few great powers of the world cant survive without the EU or if our goods are taxed by a few percentage points


32c202 No.256575


Yes but we'd have to give our comfy first world lifestyles and that would be just terrible

9aecd2 No.256576


the thing is we actually wouldn't we'd just have to pay 3.2% more for a banana but people can't even handle that because when you extrapolate it to an entire country jews panic because they lose a few million dollars

16e14c No.256577

File: d8786db9e10e4f7⋯.jpg (37.85 KB, 366x488, 3:4, Joey Chamberlain.jpg)


we should have taken the joepill

5df483 No.256578

File: d007815e09cc46c⋯.png (1.27 MB, 841x618, 841:618, mooneunuchjoinsISIS.png)

tbh I haven't bothered keeping up with the news but it seems mummy may and the airstrip one governors nerve gassed a bunch of native lads and said putin did it?

also I left for an hour long appointment at 9:30 and only just got back and had to interact with a downie spastic man for two hours waiting for the bus

9af257 No.256579


pretty sure i had a dream about her again but cant remember

78c25d No.256580

I have not done much today oof

32c202 No.256581


Me neither, but then again I feel like shit. Debating to go out to a social tonight

9af257 No.256582


i slept

78c25d No.256583


I might work out now then do some college work


I slept until 2 pm smh tbh

16e14c No.256584

File: 0fbaca31f7fec1d⋯.png (691.9 KB, 599x597, 599:597, 0fbaca31f7fec1de9d042067b2….png)

9af257 No.256585

78c25d No.256586

Can't tell if I feel ill or hungry lads.

9af257 No.256587


why not both

16e14c No.256588


eat some pills then

78c25d No.256589


might get a glass of milk that's like eating but not.

16e14c No.256590


blend your food up and take it as an enema, that's eating but not, too

78c25d No.256591

7ec6c2 No.256592


Then shit it out your mouth

5385d1 No.256593


eat something then purge it. that way you'll be both. that's what i do.

9af257 No.256594



78c25d No.256595


>be both

tbh this is the most logical answer

9af257 No.256596

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

i hate videos like this

i hate normie bitches like her

i want to kill with a big rock

32c202 No.256597

>Decided not to go

>tell qt organising I can't make it

>Now I feel better


16e14c No.256598


smh lad

32c202 No.256599


I say that but it's more that I've perked up a bit, still feel pretty shitty, probably could have just forced it smh smh

0027ce No.256600


go h'where m'lady

32c202 No.256601


Out to a social, would have been a nice casual dinner and wine before hitting the town

0027ce No.256602


Sounds fun lad smh. But if you didn't wanna do it then I suppose that's just that. How come it was gettin ya down pardner?

7ec6c2 No.256603

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


78c25d No.256604

tbh lads I'm so fucked smh

32c202 No.256605


Just feel like I'm missing out on a fun night is all smh

16e14c No.256606

9af257 No.256607


sorry lad I wont go so hard next time

78c25d No.256608


No lad I'm always on top don't you remember?

9af257 No.256609


dont worry I wont tell newbrit your secret

78c25d No.256610


just feel like pure shite

bdf5d5 No.256611

File: 8e9fda7a52e05d0⋯.jpg (86.44 KB, 750x746, 375:373, k11.jpg)


Get u a Tatar girl

201542 No.256612



1fec9e No.256613

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


9af257 No.256614

File: 742a589b09907ee⋯.jpg (426.45 KB, 2560x1920, 4:3, qt.jpg)


1fec9e No.256615

9af257 No.256616


urgh she is so pretty

i had a dream about her looking at me in a cheeky lustful manner

bdf5d5 No.256617


When did you become waifuposter?

78c25d No.256618


Feeling sick, stomach feels odd innit.


Man I wish I had a gf.

201542 No.256619

File: 6535b7e6ffc9623⋯.jpg (82.71 KB, 1300x866, 650:433, Cant Hear 1.jpg)



Hang on this isn't Back on the Rocks

9af257 No.256620



shes not a waifu tbh

i just like blue eyes pale skin and black hair

32c202 No.256621


I was feeling this today tbh

1fec9e No.256622


I love Back on the Rocks but I think the mixing isn't working well in my headphones in this compilation, it sounds too quiet.

1fec9e No.256623

holy shit this compilation is way better than the most recent one


1fec9e No.256624

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

never heard this mentioned anywhere before absolute banger tbh

bdf5d5 No.256625

File: 323fe139d7b5ea4⋯.jpg (14.79 KB, 399x352, 399:352, kazan-russia-tatars-people….jpg)


Do you have a qt you have eyes on?


>not a waifu


No I'm serious lad, you are turning into waifuposter. Stop now before it's too late

bdf5d5 No.256626

File: 8d64327ea8b0b53⋯.jpg (36.92 KB, 486x486, 1:1, 20590175_479628285722253_5….jpg)

>Navalnyfags want to get rid of this

Ethnonationalism is a gayist plot tbh

1fec9e No.256627


f*ck you faggot

78c25d No.256628


Not really.

bdf5d5 No.256629

File: f9fc32c0726433e⋯.jpg (37.57 KB, 396x530, 198:265, chulpan-khamatova-07.jpg)


t. anime maid


It's probably better tbh lad, just go out and look for one if it's getting you down.

201542 No.256630

File: 3a228174fd45a6d⋯.webm (3.31 MB, 960x540, 16:9, DSC_0064.webm)

File: 06085944daeabcd⋯.jpg (263.7 KB, 975x1390, 195:278, Embarrased at 7.jpg)


>it sounds too quiet

hahaha L A D

1fec9e No.256631

File: 9f5eccbb65a91a9⋯.jpg (94.96 KB, 668x603, 668:603, chibi_girl_reading_yaoi_pa….jpg)


>opened this webm with headphones on at 100% volume both in 8chan and my pc

201542 No.256632

File: 1a81310138b33d2⋯.jpg (11.86 KB, 720x695, 144:139, Smile 15 2.jpg)

9af257 No.256633

File: 35f0b964337ff38⋯.gif (1.76 MB, 615x540, 41:36, 35f0b964337ff389cc4e25bebc….gif)


>you are turning into waifuposter.

youre wrong completely

5df483 No.256634

File: 87e6ed7e5e02af9⋯.png (389.73 KB, 277x596, 277:596, 346457568.png)

wait a sec

was Dorset around while Waifuposter was about

were they ever seen posting at the same time?

9af257 No.256635


yes, I bullied him quite a bit

Felt bad for it smh

9af257 No.256636

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


look at the pictures on the wall

what the actual fuck?

201542 No.256637

File: 77c1dce11e9f3ae⋯.jpg (69.25 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1464945990344-0 (2).jpg)


aye they're b;ood brothers tbh

78c25d No.256638

i have a stomach virus :(

9af257 No.256639

File: 0ae6caf441d9c58⋯.png (337.87 KB, 630x332, 315:166, wtf.png)

File: c0dd5f37dca56c9⋯.jpg (98.56 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, aa.jpg)

32c202 No.256640


>The Goblin is a perv


9af257 No.256641

File: 639fa8d5e160981⋯.png (135.13 KB, 282x332, 141:166, ass.png)


I don't get it

what the hell is it even supposed to be?

201542 No.256642


>what the hell is it

shes just a whore

32c202 No.256643


A picture of someone bent over with their pants down

9af257 No.256644

File: 31363c481bdc301⋯.png (147.62 KB, 269x372, 269:372, WHITE POWER.png)



what a weirdo tbh

>ywn beat her up

201542 No.256645

File: d40aed06551509d⋯.webm (769.57 KB, 624x352, 39:22, Susan does an article.webm)


weirdo whores are the best tbh

9af257 No.256646


dunno tbh

they tend to be massive slags

9af257 No.256647

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

78c25d No.256648

File: 7a44ff811e8e771⋯.png (628.63 KB, 960x540, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

201542 No.256649

File: 237fcab28526d62⋯.webm (531.12 KB, 960x540, 16:9, Yes.webm)


>whores tend to be slags

9af257 No.256650

File: 4b6b41b05efc1f4⋯.jpg (61.15 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, yummy.jpg)

201542 No.256651

File: 8bb79cee2a3e31a⋯.jpg (115.53 KB, 640x960, 2:3, 426_418142414947135_124552….jpg)

9af257 No.256652


spooky tbh

201542 No.256653

File: 46d7bb75308d644⋯.jpg (183.87 KB, 1300x1064, 325:266, Hands over eyes 2.jpg)

9af257 No.256654

File: ef557ad7bd7daf8⋯.jpg (21.8 KB, 550x387, 550:387, ef557ad7bd7daf8e569ca10707….jpg)

i want to cum in her

43d338 No.256655

File: d00615921ccb270⋯.png (388 KB, 644x618, 322:309, jtfjtyfuygk.png)


43d338 No.256656

File: dc570e134885d3f⋯.png (7.71 KB, 117x100, 117:100, WaifuPoster Bird.png)


Where is he?

c5ebe0 No.256657

Buenos dias

200547 No.256658

tbh lads

a0dbd8 No.256659


Buenos nachos

c5ebe0 No.256660




Old el paso

200547 No.256661

File: 569490755e1a11c⋯.png (1.22 MB, 920x1024, 115:128, ClipboardImage.png)

rate my penny farthing lads

c5ebe0 No.256662


Wheely cool

201542 No.256663

File: cfd4614d7b5dcde⋯.webm (1.88 MB, 960x540, 16:9, Dwm 2017-10-26 02-01-58-0….webm)


He's on Bongo Bongo Land tbh, are you on there too?

43d338 No.256664


Nope. And morning lad.

78c25d No.256665


he ran away

43d338 No.256666

43d338 No.256667

check em

43d338 No.256668



Good vid too lad. And if you meant "on there" as in have d.iscord then yes but I'm not in a server with him.

78c25d No.256669

I do not understand Christians some times. I was explaining Bowden's views on Christianity and why Bowden disliked Christianity to some people who supposedly loved Bowden but couldn't fathom why he disliked Christianity. It's almost like they didn't watch his popular speech, "Credo" which is very Nietzschean and you have these idiot american Christians telling me "Wow you're butthurt for being mad about the faith being stronger than some marginal racial party" if you believe that your faith is more important than your folk, or that your folk are those of your faith, and not that your faith is that of your folk, then why do you even bother listening to Bowden lmao, that attitude is antithetical to everything he espoused.

32c202 No.256670

5df483 No.256671

File: 8cb66d77b6936a8⋯.png (334.03 KB, 400x471, 400:471, gaddafi.png)


"overweight finnish man slapping himself with twigs and singing smoke on the water" might be the best meme tbh



5df483 No.256672

File: 7a54c54fa37e84d⋯.png (752.27 KB, 971x587, 971:587, GoldenGoyVSJivesmall.png)

talking of waifuposter I got the library to stock the Horus Heresy books so I can become an enlightened philosopher like the Golden One

78c25d No.256673


Had a polish jew tell me I was an awful person for not wanting democracy via destruction, but was cheered on by some Shias in public.

5df483 No.256674

File: 2b2cc7603f6d7f3⋯.png (15.72 KB, 806x471, 806:471, autistic hitler.png)


tfw no enlightened fascist-islamic alliance against world jewry

32c202 No.256675



Where did this happen lad?

78c25d No.256676


The Christian stuff was on twitter, as the recent fiasco with the Christian Traditionalist Workers Party has brought them all out of the woodwork. And the polish jew confrontation was was at an undisclosed location within the public space

78c25d No.256677

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Been a while since I've listened to this stuff. Les Joyaux de la Princesse is always interesting.

32c202 No.256678


>Christian Traditionalist Workers Party has brought them all out of the woodwork

Kek, wasn't Heimbach rejected by the orthodox church?

>the polish jew confrontation was was at an undisclosed location within the public space

How did that happen?

78c25d No.256679


i just overheard him talking about Israel and confronted him.

Yeah Heimbach was rejected, but still a baste Christian tbh.

c5ebe0 No.256680

File: a4b6b78f6b055cc⋯.jpg (56.87 KB, 686x720, 343:360, msyux12v5xl01.jpg)

File: be030cc053017d6⋯.jpg (26.64 KB, 700x394, 350:197, td6nJmk.jpg)

Wheelchair science man utterly btfo by yahweh

c5ebe0 No.256681

File: ec809ea02ebaa34⋯.png (238.9 KB, 2222x1340, 1111:670, gfnl1adlyvl01.png)

32c202 No.256682

I do find it funny how intensely we discuss religion and how seriously we take it in comparison to the average normie who isn't religious at all

c5ebe0 No.256683


Is it not sad rather than funny?

Spiritual advancement is critically important

32c202 No.256684

c5ebe0 No.256685


Religion is an abstract concept for them though lad

They don't see how it could be positive so they virtue signal against it

1fec9e No.256686

a0dbd8 No.256687


You can tell they don't know what they're talking about:

>sunday league football (i.e. amateur/village/pub teams) is massive

Sunday football is dying off. Not as many people want to play (http://www.herefordtimes.com/sport/16076352._Message_must_be_that_football_is_not_only_played_on_an_Xbox_/) and there are even fewer who want to referee.

Modern man enjoys clinging on to the past traditions and past-times such as Sunday league football so as to validate their vacuous existence, which is why so many seek to be married in a church despite not being Christian. Many desperately desire to have some semblance of meaning attached to their lives, meaning that only God can truly provide. These people take pride in being "British" only when they gain from it personally, with this idea of belonging being something to them that fails to extend further than images of Britishness depicted by Dr. Who, Sherlock, and stereotypical British activities like an English fry up. Anything and everything they can leech from to make themselves feel unique falls victim to their never-ending quests for validation, hence why they hold sham weddings in places they usually would dismiss as being the recluse of the mentally deranged.

9af257 No.256688


>there are people that aren't semi perennialist pagan-christians


78c25d No.256689

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Wish I was a militant tbh lads

29011f No.256690


>tfw no Chad ladmate

c5ebe0 No.256691


I'll be your chadmate lad smfh


Why lad?

Not getting shot at is good shit

9af257 No.256692

>ywn travel the world visiting monasteries and temples and gain esoteric knowledge

78c25d No.256693


Something to do innit, fulfilling and not a materialistic lifestyle.

c5ebe0 No.256694


That's fair I guess

29011f No.256695


>>sunday league football (i.e. amateur/village/pub teams)

tbh I know more people who go to church than play football on a sunday. I'd say people care as much about local sports as they do about religion. Sport is all "my Africans" against "your Africans" now.


>mummy may and the airstrip one governors nerve gassed a bunch of native lads and said putin did it?

America has confirmed that it was the Russians so it was definitely the Russians 100%

c5ebe0 No.256696


>what is the meaning of life

29011f No.256697


Thanks lad.

5df483 No.256698

File: db51bdb10909cd5⋯.png (107.86 KB, 450x316, 225:158, colletdafty.png)


it's not quite the same but we could drive by firebomb a few government buildings

9af257 No.256699


to crush her skull

78c25d No.256700


Wait a second lad are you trying to incriminate me?

c5ebe0 No.256701


> I'd say people care as much about local sports as they do about religion. >Sport is all "my Africans" against "your Africans" now.

True tbh, for deanos generally, but prepare for Shrop to fly the LOCAL rugby flag against this

78c25d No.256702

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>wtf I love Hezbollah now

29011f No.256703


If only that would achieve something.

c5ebe0 No.256704


Hey wait a minute

5df483 No.256705

File: caf0eaccc1fd87a⋯.png (177.51 KB, 450x316, 225:158, colletayy.png)


no it would just be something to fill an afternoon isn't it


it would give local lads jobs cleaning off the scorch marks and putting new windows in

it's a community service really

c5ebe0 No.256706


>fill an afternoon

Are you pouring the petrol through the eye of a needle

29011f No.256707


There could be a government department that pays chavs to go around smashing windows in order to stimulate the local economy.

c5ebe0 No.256708


They already have that, its called the jobcenter

5df483 No.256709

File: 30dac47fdb681fa⋯.png (170.9 KB, 450x316, 225:158, colloc.png)


well you've got to economize haven't you


maybe that's really why they let in all of the boons and towelheads

c5ebe0 No.256710


*nurses Molotov cocktail*

29011f No.256711

File: d2d4056eca05855⋯.jpg (162.76 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, fit 29.jpg)

c5ebe0 No.256712

29011f No.256713

File: bfed015eacf634a⋯.jpg (133.84 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, fit 16.jpg)

Fitperium tbh

5df483 No.256714

File: 83c1ed8df329c81⋯.png (141.54 KB, 409x316, 409:316, colletelloc.png)


in this economy you can't afford not to cut your molotovs with small beer and pages from the local paper instead of spirits and polystyrene

it's probably brexit to blame

c5ebe0 No.256715


Fucking Tories

Corbyn would let us have neat methanol

78c25d No.256716


Tbh Corbyn doesn't want us to get murdered by Russians so he gets my vote next time.

c5ebe0 No.256717


Horrifying yet understandable

201542 No.256718

File: 3c48e517be8e2bd⋯.jpg (40.79 KB, 418x470, 209:235, Disgusted 1.jpg)


>He doesnt want all our institutions bombed

78c25d No.256719


I don't think he's that bad really, old school socialist instead of murderous neo-con.


No lad I want to peacefully bomb our institutions with leaflets detailing my peaceful political democratic campaign.

1fec9e No.256720

reminder if you vote for a party you're responsible for everything that party does

c5ebe0 No.256721


>T. Dont vote Boi

c5ebe0 No.256722


Wouldn't mind them all being stinkbombed tbf

1fec9e No.256723


should you vote if parties will literally cause children to be raped by foreigners? don't really want that on my conscience, will vote 3rd party if i can

9af257 No.256724


this tbh

people who think you vote for individual candidates are fucking morons

c5ebe0 No.256725


That's a reasonable response if that's the way you think lad

9af257 No.256726

big bums grinding on my willy

a0dbd8 No.256727


>people who think you vote for individual candidates are f*cking morons

People who believe that they are voting for the Prime Minister are far worse tbh

9af257 No.256728


why do you filter swear words?

a0dbd8 No.256729


>why do you filter swear words?

Swearing is bad.

201542 No.256730

File: 77529b6a83bdab3⋯.jpg (45.96 KB, 655x690, 131:138, Capture1.JPG)

didnt realise she was such a big bird

9af257 No.256731


she's not tbh


she is wearing high heels and standing at the front, with a numale cuck and chink behind her

29011f No.256732


But you do vote for candidates. It just so happens that every candidate represents their owner's interests more than their constituents.


God I wish that were me

9af257 No.256733

>ywn cummie inside her

a0dbd8 No.256734


Why is the man on the right the least masculine looking one out of them all?

201542 No.256735



Kek I didn't mean upwards big

201542 No.256736

32c202 No.256737



9af257 No.256738



you mean thicc lad?

9af257 No.256739


What's difficult to understand boi?

29011f No.256740


>the R*mans and S*xons denied the world Druidic Christianity




201542 No.256741

File: 4698a040341a164⋯.jpg (74.85 KB, 953x533, 953:533, Capture89.JPG)

new waifu

201542 No.256742


not thicc, like a fucking chest of drawers

5df483 No.256743

File: b6ac29c31c15a62⋯.png (866.52 KB, 670x948, 335:474, colletfiles.png)

*a half brick floats upward off the street then throws itself through an MP's living room window*

*x-files theme plays*

9af257 No.256744


is it not just the angle?

I saw some tv show with her in and she looked fine

maybe the last year shes been messed up smh

29011f No.256745


>that image

Top quality tbh

c5ebe0 No.256746

c5ebe0 No.256747


Half bricks are the tool of the proletariat

9af257 No.256748

File: 1ce5b2f5ab161ba⋯.jpg (65.18 KB, 419x700, 419:700, 1ce5b2f5ab161baf3e3771215e….jpg)

kat dennings tbh

did you know thats not her real surname? baste jews changing it to appear less jewish

78c25d No.256749

What should I have for dinner tonight lads?

9af257 No.256750

29011f No.256751


You really think Jews would do that? Go and change their family name to blend in with their host country?

78c25d No.256752


no thanks

5df483 No.256753

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

c5ebe0 No.256754

*'eaves an 'arf brick at the council offices*

29011f No.256755



Just discovered that edameme beans are soy.

9af257 No.256756

File: f2134a0de4229a6⋯.jpg (71.35 KB, 736x1082, 368:541, f2134a0de4229a6aa273d98b89….jpg)




really? woah MIND BLOWN

78c25d No.256757

Might have some fishcakes lads

5df483 No.256758

her face is so wierd and jewish you should probably spoiler it out of decency

c5ebe0 No.256759



9af257 No.256760


she's beautiful lad

29011f No.256761



c5ebe0 No.256762


Is a fishcake just a chicken nugget but with fish

9af257 No.256763

File: 15442ee23c356c3⋯.png (93.86 KB, 866x900, 433:450, dumbdumb.png)

201542 No.256764


Poo, pork pies and quavers

9af257 No.256765


scouser cuisine

5df483 No.256766

File: 267ceeb0e5672ee⋯.png (296.5 KB, 473x505, 473:505, ClipboardImage.png)

she's like a poorly made waxwork of a middle aged local goalie turned tranny

9af257 No.256767


t. likes bbws

c5ebe0 No.256768


Seriously though lad

I don't eat the so I dunno


10/10 insult construction

9af257 No.256769


they are fish usually mixed with mashed potato and veg and put in breadcrumbs

c5ebe0 No.256770


Oh I see

Like a pie but with batter not pastry?

5df483 No.256771


just a bit thicc lad

but seriously there's something seriously unsettling about her face

beyond the normal emotionally dead jew devil eyes I mean

9af257 No.256772


not so much

breadcrumbs arent really batter


there's nothing wrong with her lad you need to come into reality

c5ebe0 No.256773


>breadcrumbs aren't batter

Everyday is a school day

c5ebe0 No.256774


>you need to come into reality

I thought your mums name was sarah

9af257 No.256775




tfw shit cook but better than 90% of people

5df483 No.256776


keeek but also vomit

c5ebe0 No.256777


>come into reality


Is that her pole dancing name

201542 No.256778

File: 119ce437a3798c3⋯.jpg (45.86 KB, 729x667, 729:667, 10855092_10155273326345080….jpg)

29011f No.256779


>implying there's anything wrong with that

9af257 No.256780

that was a bad joke tbh lad


yeah there is

c5ebe0 No.256781


Sorry lad

I laughed anyway, which is all that matters

9af257 No.256782

>pull my eyes back to do chinky eyes

>can see better


c5ebe0 No.256783


Wtf kernow

29011f No.256784

File: e6362da03419db4⋯.jpg (71.31 KB, 854x253, 854:253, thick lorry.jpg)

c5ebe0 No.256785


Weak eye muscles?

You've been skipping eye day at the gym again haven't you lad smh

5df483 No.256786


Dorset, do you remember when I mowed your lawn? (mowed your lawn)

Your mom came out with just a towel on (towel on)

I could tell she liked me from the way she stared (the way she stared)

And the way she said, "You missed a spot over there." (a spot over there)

And I know that you think it's just a fantasy

But since your dad walked out, your mom could use a guy like me

Dorset's mom has got it goin' on

She's all I want, and I've waited for so long

Dorset, can't you see you're just not the NEET for me

I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Dorset's mom

78c25d No.256787

smh i know so little about cooking

9af257 No.256788





bad posts

29011f No.256789


Probably skips his eyes to focus on his neck workout

5df483 No.256790

File: 5c353bb382224ae⋯.png (73.15 KB, 475x382, 475:382, pepegiorno.png)


experiment lad

9af257 No.256791


*kidnaps a jew*

5df483 No.256792

File: 7dd9a986f257de4⋯.png (381.52 KB, 402x536, 3:4, Pepe Fierri.png)


it was an excellent post

29011f No.256793


Make a lasagne.

78c25d No.256794


*dies of an 18th century disease

5df483 No.256795

File: 497e928d9716293⋯.png (2.11 MB, 1009x768, 1009:768, jewburning.png)


ah, the old Passover Payback

an excellent delicacy

c5ebe0 No.256796


Lel me too lad dw






I thought he stopped his necksercise

9af257 No.256797

i offer to be the compound cook

c5ebe0 No.256798



c5ebe0 No.256799


Can you make me some burnt toast and marmite

9af257 No.256800


thats £5 please

1fec9e No.256801

i can cook a full english thats about it smh

c5ebe0 No.256802


Charge it to kernows tab

9af257 No.256803


aight but he still owes me 30 for pasties

c5ebe0 No.256804


I can make pancakes

c5ebe0 No.256805


>30 quid pasty tick

Break his legs lad

9af257 No.256806


*drugs him and uses his body for food*

c5ebe0 No.256807


Didn't know hobbits were cannibals

201542 No.256808

File: 880662a49806dff⋯.webm (1.88 MB, 960x540, 16:9, XJG Series Deflection and….webm)

Oh Katie you're such a dirty talker

9af257 No.256809


whats that heavy breathing

78c25d No.256810


she's excited about POWER TOOLS

201542 No.256811


Sorry lad I couldn't keep quiet: - The XJG Series can be used in long conduit runs to PERMIT linear movement caused by thermal expansion AND contraction. WOW

c5ebe0 No.256812


My conduit is less flexible after listening to her

0027ce No.256813

Smh boys smh.


Lad quick question:

Is it difficult or lengthy to become qualified and thereafter find work in specific construction areas e.g. roofing?

c5ebe0 No.256814


True dat

201542 No.256815

File: a558b60c73700a6⋯.jpg (62.87 KB, 917x504, 131:72, 82465.JPG)

Katie stop hosing the fucking computer

78c25d No.256816


but it needs a wash innit

201542 No.256817

c5ebe0 No.256818


No and no

>If you can piss, you can paint

Is the rule of thumb in industry

9af257 No.256819


if you can poo, you can do


c5ebe0 No.256820


How the fuck else is she meant to surf the web

0027ce No.256821


Is it really that simple tho? Like you just get CSCS and turn up?

Thinking about what I'm gonna do to build up dosh for a driving license and van once I leave college

c5ebe0 No.256822


*if you can shit, you can hit

201542 No.256823

9af257 No.256824

File: 639fa8d5e160981⋯.png (135.13 KB, 282x332, 141:166, ass.png)

make a hot drink

sweat my arse off

c5ebe0 No.256825


You take the 40min easy test to prove you aren't a hazard

Then you either ask other roofers for work

Or you start doing estimates for private work yourself

Its easy to find employment if you aren't a moron

Hard part is getting private work

Also you do need to understand how buildings work in general

0027ce No.256826

Ideally I feel like I should find a career in night life to some degree. I'd want time to work on my hobbies but get paid decently. That's freelance no?

It'd be cool to become a DJ but no way do I just get that gig right off the bat

9af257 No.256827

>tfw too dumb to be a labourer

0027ce No.256828


Ahhhh thank you m'boy

>understand how buildings work

yikes tbh. I don't suppose that's as easy as flicking through GCSE BITESIZEs btec level 2 shit on construction? Prolly can't go straight into it otherwise.

Much to consider smh

c5ebe0 No.256829


I DJ at shithole clubs and pubs lads, for actual money lmao

You just have to put yourself out there

Its not what you know, its who you know

9af257 No.256830

DJs deserve the rope tbh

c5ebe0 No.256831


No worries lad


Its not too much to think about lad, build a house in your head and think through each stage in detail


Not possible

c5ebe0 No.256832


Hang the DJ

Hang the DJ

Hang the DJ

0027ce No.256833

It must be difficult finding additional work if you do 4on 4off. Flexible working hours is surely the work of a demon


I guess it'll have to become a side project.


top kek I wonder if the DJs at [local town] remember me fist bumping them over the guard rail. Otherwise I'm gonna have to make some friends for the duration of time I'm still up here


DJs are the saviours and sheppards of the poor, wayward night people


>build a house

I guess that's easy enough actually. Cheers again m'lady

9af257 No.256834

hate this cold tbh i just want to breathe for once in my life

c5ebe0 No.256835


Its without a doubt the best piece of advice I was ever given

It goes for construction and djing and life tbf

If i cant do it, i know someone who can

c5ebe0 No.256836


Menthol snuff lad

29011f No.256837


t. Ondine's curse

c5ebe0 No.256838

>Opioids such as morphine, tramadol and fentanyl are super-strength painkillers, which can be highly addictive and can kill if misused.


They don't even know what they are on about

Morphine is an opiate

Tramadol is an opioid

29011f No.256839

File: 1d9f7a0128189e4⋯.jpg (47.14 KB, 645x968, 645:968, dumb.jpg)


What's the difference?

1fec9e No.256840

File: c8f804563cfb1ed⋯.png (654.5 KB, 760x445, 152:89, ClipboardImage.png)


There is no such thing as an addiction and opioid withdrawal is no worse than a hangover.

c5ebe0 No.256841


An opiate comes from the poppy

An opioid is a chemical that has the same effect as an opiate but is synthetic

201542 No.256842

File: 79762b8f2e5caac⋯.jpg (21.76 KB, 320x240, 4:3, peter (1).jpg)


Opioid, Opiate - both the devils work

c5ebe0 No.256843


Don't pull that shit with me lad

c5ebe0 No.256844



One is gods work

The other is the work of man

78c25d No.256845


wretched poppy water

1fec9e No.256846

File: cbfc7068dc66fee⋯.png (1.09 MB, 1005x804, 5:4, ClipboardImage.png)

9af257 No.256847

File: 01b28ae54451447⋯.png (31.98 KB, 640x400, 8:5, smug wojak.png)

Less drugs, more hugs!

1fec9e No.256848


DARE to resist

9af257 No.256849

fucksake guitar strings are so deadly

just cut myself again

the end of them can be like a pin sometimes

c5ebe0 No.256850

1fec9e No.256851

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c5ebe0 No.256854


*runs away*

0027ce No.256855


This is why the greatest blessing the gods provide is the gift of speech. A person's ability to network is directly linked with their power over the material realm

5df483 No.256856


*mudkips you*

0027ce No.256857


I don't really like hugs tho

Only when it's with girls cus you can feel their tiddys

201542 No.256858

File: 8c821aaa7022211⋯.jpg (297.71 KB, 1272x909, 424:303, babestation.jpg)

9af257 No.256859


you are soulless

hugs give good chemical releases

c5ebe0 No.256860


This tbf

Errybody needs a hug sometimes

9af257 No.256861


only people who engage in frequent hugs do not know the true wonderful effects of them

29011f No.256862


I'd rather get to know somebody first.

9af257 No.256863

i just want to hug a lass

c5ebe0 No.256864


True that lad

Surely then the ones who create the most improbable networks would be looked on by the voice-bestowing god with the most favour

c5ebe0 No.256865


Depends if you met them on tinder or not

c5ebe0 No.256866


Take a dancing class

29011f No.256867


Is there a god of speech? You'd think given the nature of the druids that they would have had something of the sort.

29011f No.256868


I don't really want to meet tinder thots tbh

9af257 No.256869

29011f No.256870

File: dca94fc79dbc6b1⋯.jpg (555.45 KB, 2560x1536, 5:3, condescending Nigel.jpg)

0027ce No.256871



Man those were the days


I'm just not big on touchy feely stuff tbh


What do we mean by improbable in this context?

But indeed the spider that weaves the largest web would indeed be the favourite of the gods.

and would likely be in line to become one himself


There be.

I'll look one up now but speech gods were some of the most important ones

29011f No.256872


Could the spider that weaves the biggest web become my gf?

9af257 No.256873

c5ebe0 No.256874


I dunno about the druids lad, but I'd say that was the creator tbf



0027ce No.256875

File: e751a8ad502533b⋯.jpg (65.88 KB, 631x708, 631:708, e75.jpg)

**or at least I was certain that I read that

"speechbinding" gods or w/o were important**


sure can lad

c5ebe0 No.256876



As in unlikely, obscure

>spider weaving a web

Interesting analogy

*Freuds the fuck out if this*

I reckon its more like metatrons cube but with information transfer

>next in line

For deification maybe

0027ce No.256877

fuckin love the smell of hair products

201542 No.256878

File: c28a81a42855ef6⋯.jpg (55.86 KB, 986x543, 986:543, Capture46834.JPG)



brb having a quick wank over James and the Giant Peach

9af257 No.256879


perfume and hair stuff on lasses yum

1fec9e No.256880


american crew pomade mmmmmmmmmmmmm

c5ebe0 No.256881


You faggot wtf is pomade

29011f No.256882

I mean, the celts arrived in Britain around 2000BC and were in frequent contact with the continent and, probably more importantly, the mediterranean since at least then. It must have been a force of will to prevent written language from entering use in all that time.

1fec9e No.256883


comes out of lasses when you shag loads

1fec9e No.256884


uh yeah we didnt advance on purpose!!

c5ebe0 No.256885

0027ce No.256886



I thought I'd read up on a binding god that also transported people to the underworld but perhaps I misremembered it.

Eitheerrrrr way this is the Celtic god of persuasive speech and poetry. Gonna have to add him to my personal pantheon tbh



Aye lad the more variation the better. It's a testament to ones skill to work any given individual and variety would be helpful. Can't disregard size as well though


ahhhhhhh don't do that ladddd

>info transfer

Top kek lad you would logic brains need the rope smh. If I can't have one then no one can.

I suppose it all looks like nodes and ripples eitherway


one way or the other lad. basically the same thing as ascension anyway tbh


She was a decent lass tbh


Fuck no lad hairspray and rework putty

and hair gel. fucking love that smell but I don't use the stuff

32c202 No.256887

File: 1bde0f5a8bdb9af⋯.jpg (45.44 KB, 400x276, 100:69, cJQ2mC8Z-0N_dduljEwIFgVtzR….jpg)

0027ce No.256888

0027ce No.256889


Does he have continental equivalents? of import?

c5ebe0 No.256890


>all looks like nodes either way

Ahhh but lad the cube is to show you that what looks like 2d is in fact 3d

When the right perspective on the "network" is used, it becomes another form entirely

0027ce No.256891


But then it's just nodes and ripples in a 3d space right?

Unless I'm missing something I don't think it makes much of a difference if the circuit rubs in 3d space or not??

1fec9e No.256892

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

c5ebe0 No.256893

File: 1d79eaabd435c67⋯.jpg (9.54 KB, 225x224, 225:224, download (18).jpg)


9af257 No.256894

c5ebe0 No.256895




It makes ALL the difference as it adds another dimemsion

cc3d6c No.256896


0027ce No.256897

File: 2ba9a9fa408b309⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 19.02 KB, 300x461, 300:461, The Power of Now.jpg)



*furrows brow*

32c202 No.256898



They did, as well as Ogham, they also knew greek and latin.


Ogmios is his continental name, the other exception is Ireland where he was known as Ogma. His other (rough) equivalents in other pantheons are Bragi and Mercury/Hermes


What am I looking at here?

9af257 No.256899


the power of tomorrow

c5ebe0 No.256900


Exoterically its basic geometry

Esoterically its the same as the black cube of the Jews

Its a diagram showing how 2d objects cause a 3d hologram

Its basically part of the meaning of life

32c202 No.256901


Ahhhh nice

cc3d6c No.256902

File: 7e00589ead97807⋯.jpg (569.58 KB, 2336x3504, 2:3, 7e00589ead978079b9eff5223e….jpg)

9af257 No.256903

what do boobs feel like?

i think i felt some once but i was quite drunk and cant remember

0027ce No.256904


I feel as though the irish and the gauls have a greater amount of goshes or variations than the english do. Do we blame the romans?

>rough equivalent

Hm I suppose the binding aspect of him was largely a celtic characteristic


Gosh bless you son

c5ebe0 No.256905


Like arse cheeks at elbow height

9af257 No.256906


What does arse cheeks feel like?

c5ebe0 No.256907


Feel your own and extrapolate

9af257 No.256908


mine are very hairy

nah but ive felt some bums in my time

rather nice

32c202 No.256909


That's a nice huwhite lass lad


Pretty good, especially when you suck on them


It'd be down to the fact that Gods go by many different names and the fact that the celts were a loosely connected people spread out over a very wide area tbh

cc3d6c No.256910


>That's a nice huwhite lass lad

Leelee Sobieski she's a j.ewess

0027ce No.256911




please welcome MC BeefJerkenstein to the stage ladies and rental men


time to break the razor out lad

nigga finna get those trap aesthetics


Sounds fair tbh.

Smh lads I just wanna revive the celtic pantheon with the boys.

How do you think one goes about finding a local god?

c5ebe0 No.256912


>How do you think one goes about finding a local god?

Haven't read Small Gods yet then I take it

0027ce No.256913



0027ce No.256914


Smh lad I haven't even read the chapters in my econ textbook that teacher told me too yet


9af257 No.256915


do you make your own beef jerky?

0027ce No.256916


No but the co op does :^)

9af257 No.256917


Actual beef jerky and not that overpriced shit?

0027ce No.256918


Hell no lad the overpriced shit

Never even SEEN real beef jerkenie

0027ce No.256919

Beef Jerkstrull

Beef Jerkester

Beef Jerkum'nun

9af257 No.256920



tho i guess its no use telling you how to make loads of it for cheap since you dont cook tbh

9af257 No.256921


beef jerker

c5ebe0 No.256922


Go to a saffer shop

They love dried meat

c5ebe0 No.256923


Beef jerkini

Beef jerkinopta

78c25d No.256924


this tbh we love bagged meat

9af257 No.256925

i love meat

big fat meat

tasty meat

c5ebe0 No.256926



0027ce No.256927

Beef Jerkins


While I would like to know it would indeed be wasted on me.

I'll learn to cook one day tho I tell ya


The Lone Ranger, beef jerker supreme


Never seen one of those b4 tbh

But I'll keep my eyes peeled. I always wanted those big strips from a jar


Beef Jerkultro

Beef Jerkonis

0027ce No.256928


bit gay lad

32c202 No.256929


I was joking


>How do you think one goes about finding a local god?

Making offerings to the fair folk and meditation would be a good start

c5ebe0 No.256930


boeuf séché

cc3d6c No.256931


>I was joking

Don't do that Neo could be lurking and count that as a victory for herself smh

9af257 No.256932


there are many ways to make beef jerky

but it mostly consists of getting all the moisture out of thin, lean meat

can be tried on a lot of other foods as well tbh

best thing to do is go to butchers and ask for leanest beef

cut it into thin strips

put in oven on a rack at lowest heat with the door slightly open, and leave it for about 15-16 hours. you can marinade it in some flavourings if you like tbh, give it some spice

c5ebe0 No.256933


>The Lone Ranger, beef jerker supreme


9af257 No.256934

really need to make some pemmican tbh

c5ebe0 No.256935


Df is dat

cc3d6c No.256936

File: 7e2b0cdba6c7829⋯.png (376.79 KB, 1065x568, 15:8, ClipboardImage.png)

>herts vs dorset

9af257 No.256937


a survival food used by native americans and fur trappers/explorers

its melted tallow fat mixed with dried berries and grounded dried meat

it is packed with calories and is regarded as the ultimate survival food, you should look into it if shit hits the fan lad

it lasts for years and years too

c5ebe0 No.256938

c5ebe0 No.256939


If the future doesnt have marmite then it ain't worth living in

9af257 No.256940


well all you need to get marmite is yeast, right?

cc3d6c No.256941


will yeast survive the nuclear holocaust

cc3d6c No.256942



great minds

c5ebe0 No.256943



Nigga meth is easier to make than marmite

9af257 No.256944


dont worry lad I'll be the druidic marmite maker

c5ebe0 No.256945


Don't post here

c5ebe0 No.256946


>Dorset's postapocalyptic marmite refinery

9af257 No.256947

File: 7a9f94e17ef4999⋯.jpg (15.47 KB, 500x434, 250:217, 7a9f94e17ef4999e19a32f128e….jpg)

45a731 No.256948

c5ebe0 No.256949


The willy wonka of illicit marmite

0027ce No.256950

*drinks hot chocolate from my small, childhood mug*



That sounds about right. I wonder if you'd get visited in your sleep by them eventually

If I ever have to be the proxy/caretaker of some Gods land I hope its forested


fokin foreigner scum


Kinda like making mescaline then huh

9af257 No.256951

File: 91de483c3ef14b4⋯.png (384.97 KB, 800x451, 800:451, 91de483c3ef14b42b927cc985f….png)


>tfw mummy is clumsy and smashed all your childhood mugs

c5ebe0 No.256952


>Kinda like making mescaline


Its the same as preparing peyote

Making mescaline is what the plant does lad smh smh

45a731 No.256953


>tfw mummy is so careful and has mugs from her own childhood around

c5ebe0 No.256954

Clumsy folk get the rope

201542 No.256955

File: dcda36fdfb00f4c⋯.mp4 (3.16 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Dorset plays at Glastonbur….mp4)

0027ce No.256956


That's a tragedy lad. I keep a box of stuff under my bed with all my souvenirs and shit in

I got old skool ties, a signed shirt from primary, year 7 bus card, alllll sorts of shit


lad don't do it to m like that

c5ebe0 No.256957


>signed shirts


9af257 No.256958

9af257 No.256959

i like big bums

a8291d No.256960


You're a trustworthy fellow

0027ce No.256961


It's a shame we didn't do shirt signing in secondary that shit would've been CASH

I can see all the love hearts now >:)


and i cannot fib

0027ce No.256962


kek lad

a8291d No.256963


We got our polo shirts signed tbf but ended up using them as balaclavas and they got ruined when the sprinklers went off

9af257 No.256964


My other brethren cannot express their denial.

45a731 No.256965

File: b4f8d94ea5a02c8⋯.png (398.06 KB, 792x545, 792:545, b4f8d94ea5a02c86656dc78537….png)

a8291d No.256966


Whence a women doth arrive with a whalebone corset and presents it flagrantly I must submit to her forthwith

a8291d No.256967



45a731 No.256968

are taig lasses civic

0027ce No.256969


>polo shirt

well would you look at moneybags over here


kek we didn't have any of those?

Any property damage? A bunch of lads said they were gonna egg the ICT teachers car but pussied out

45a731 No.256970


aaahhh she's lovely isn't she

how are things going with you and paki lass btw

9af257 No.256971

File: d879306f99090fe⋯.jpg (572.87 KB, 2000x3000, 2:3, thicc.jpg)


45a731 No.256972


my school refused to tell us when our last day in was so we couldn't egg and flour the school

9af257 No.256973

File: 25c6c4eb2766b6d⋯.jpg (207.37 KB, 936x1299, 312:433, 35d1c221807ea29aa190522051….jpg)


i dropped out of school tbh

0027ce No.256974


what a bunch of cunts tbh

after all they put you through they wouldnt even give you one small victory?

>plans to drink some beerskis at the edge of the field w/ the smoker crew

>no one had the sack in the end

smh we were too tame as a year group

a8291d No.256975


Polo shirts are cheaper than actual shirts lad

Except if you buy ralphies to wear undercover like everyone did

>property damage

Nah just standard hellraising but with >40 participants for one hour only

It was the best time smh lad smh

>Some lads lit a disposable barbeque outside the maths block

>took it inside as it started raining

>alarms going off everywhere

>they saw a teacher coming down the stairs

>one lad grabbed the now hot bbq and got out the door and halfway through the main corridor doors before he dropped it

>set the sprinklers off

9af257 No.256976

File: 240480dba04ffb9⋯.gif (1.31 MB, 298x463, 298:463, 3SwmDQR.gif)

>ywn beat her boobies up

201542 No.256977

File: c517f1f4baf9014⋯.webm (246 KB, 400x400, 1:1, BigD DorseMeister.webm)



Sir Mixalot ft.BigD Dorse

9af257 No.256978

a8291d No.256979




good thanks lad been over at hers quite a bit lately, /comfy/ as heck tbh


They had an assembly with us in front of the rest of the school on the last day

0027ce No.256980



damn I didn't know. could've used some breathable ones tbh. actual shirts are more aesthetic tho

>disposable bbq

top heckin kek what a group of wronguns. did the lad burn himself?

45a731 No.256981




a8291d No.256982



Lad we had beer and weed already, they wanted cooked meat, they were just fucking prize morons

They thought if they kept the doors open to the field then the smoke alarm wouldn't go off

a8291d No.256983


And yeah but only 3rd degree

9af257 No.256984

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

9af257 No.256986



45a731 No.256987


I take it back

9af257 No.256988

File: 34a3b4fa5dd0469⋯.gif (1.39 MB, 332x369, 332:369, boooobz.gif)


not possible

9af257 No.256989

File: 25c6c4eb2766b6d⋯.jpg (207.37 KB, 936x1299, 312:433, 35d1c221807ea29aa190522051….jpg)

let me suck on those milkies aaaahhhhh

201542 No.256990

File: d944ce1a4ae9a5d⋯.webm (11.97 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Obligatory.webm)

Old school webm

9af257 No.256991

201542 No.256992

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201542 No.256993

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did you hear about her being killed in a nightclub

it was murder on the dancefloor

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>joke was so bad it killed the board


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Murder on the imageboardfloor

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truly moving

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