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Just what you need to make you feel better

File: b6833c63f2119b6⋯.gif (1.99 MB, 420x236, 105:59, lenin.gif)

4f2b7d  No.196226[Reply]

Sweden to Give Mainstream Media £1.2 Million to Fight Fake News in Run-up to National Election

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/30/sweden-media-million-fight-fake-news-election/

Britain Proud of Balfour Declaration: 100 Years On, Says it Created ‘Great Nation’ of Israel

http://www.breitbart.com/jerusalem/2017/10/30/britain-proud-balfour-declaration-100-years-says-created-great-nation-israel/

German Populist Leader: ‘Margaret Thatcher is my Role Model’

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/29/german-populist-leader-margaret-thatcher-role-model/

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3f27b6  No.196939

File: 78c25a615582e42⋯.png (66.14 KB, 165x203, 165:203, rance25.png)

>>196936

But now girls have untreatable gonorrhea


8ba3d1  No.196941

>>196939

>what is a condom


3f27b6  No.196942

>>196941

not having sex with anyone who has a disgusting std in any form


4f2b7d  No.196943


cf9f2c  No.196944

File: 2b47acb372d19fe⋯.jpg (20.42 KB, 640x360, 16:9, 1505098188094.jpg)

sorry to interrupt

someone of you maybe know a digital library or database of books you can read as pdfs for free




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55af9a  No.195524[Reply]

Balloons and EU Flags: Tens of Thousands Rally in Barcelona to Reject Catalan Independence

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/29/tens-thousands-rally-barcelona-reject-catalan-independence-march-spanish-unity/

Guardian: ‘Trump, Assange, Bannon, Farage bound together in an unholy alliance’

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/29/guardian-trump-assange-bannon-farage-bound-together-unholy-alliance-farage-ridicules/

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71c78b  No.196235

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i dont understand lads, my frenchtek safe space has been infiltrated by high iq normies


d74f1a  No.196236

File: dda8e4f71cb384d⋯.jpeg (70.94 KB, 1024x994, 512:497, pepe.jpeg)

>it's a "friends bothering me with their dysfunctional relationships" episode


9b273e  No.196237

File: 8818afa911ad498⋯.png (178.53 KB, 290x480, 29:48, 2e73b705-b69d-480d-b39f-f2….png)

>>196224

you might also colour it black

that's what my dead bf did he had naturally light hair and light blue eyes, like the bluest eyes ever, and they got even bluer when he painted his hair black. we thought it would come out maximum autistic but he pulled it off pretty damn well.

ah shit that's comfy but it's really fucking cold here especially at night

you still have your acoustic guitar you lucky gimp


cc1dfa  No.196247

>>196218

It's a weekday so nothing, not that I would partake in it anyway.


d74f1a  No.196251

>>196218

Job interview at a pub, then watch some classic horror films - maybe The Innocents




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6f60f7  No.194812[Reply]

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b62eea  No.195522

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FRESH LARPING YANK


96f413  No.195523

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96f413  No.195526

File: 62b0647834ed615⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.66 MB, 1400x1788, 350:447, ClipboardImage.png)

Rare meido gayism


b62eea  No.195527

<195523

gayposting is especially immoral


6f60f7  No.195528




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dcfc2e  No.194096[Reply]

Public Support for Israel Soars as Boycott Calls Increasingly Ignored

http://www.breitbart.com/jerusalem/2017/10/27/public-support-israel-soars-boycott-calls-increasingly-ignored/

Crime Soaring, But Arrests Fall by 48 Per Cent as Police Focus on ‘Hate Crime’

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/27/crime-soaring-arrests-fall-48-per-cent-police-focus-hate-crime/

‘The Brexit Bashing Corporation’: Rees-Mogg Slams Biased State Broadcaster BBC

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/27/brexit-bashing-corporation-rees-mogg-slams-bias-anti-brexit-bbc/

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0c973e  No.194809

File: 89a64c85229baf9⋯.jpg (88.49 KB, 704x437, 704:437, gay community.jpg)


268ea7  No.194810

File: 60f5bc04ba4de8e⋯.jpg (65.37 KB, 639x955, 639:955, liking traps doesn't equal….jpg)


dcfc2e  No.194811

>>194808

You're a good lad.


dcfc2e  No.194814


79c074  No.194815

File: 5c775b9111ce67e⋯.jpg (57.03 KB, 251x221, 251:221, laughing frog.jpg)

>>194703

How did I miss this?




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f487a7  No.193371[Reply]

CANZUK only allowed in this thread.

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509781  No.194097

File: 6ff9973d1914284⋯.jpg (34.48 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 6ff9973d1914284fdb31a45ba1….jpg)

>>194093

>what exactly is a snow nigger then

People call Nordic people that and Varg embraced it and uses it


ca5e14  No.194099

File: ae1e3bccda9a97d⋯.png (356.55 KB, 500x720, 25:36, pleased.png)


f487a7  No.194100

File: 0c002d53be3a098⋯.gif (307.88 KB, 460x351, 460:351, Anime Breathing.gif)

Catalan parliament declares independence from Spain, as Madrid approves direct rule over region

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/10/27/spanish-government-demands-special-powers-could-remove-catalan/

>The Catalan parliament has declared independence from Spain on Friday, even as Madrid's senate passed a motion to place the region under direct role, plunging the divided country into political turmoil.

>The vote in parliament was a secret ballot and lawmakers were called up one by one to place their paper vote in a transparent ballot box.


f4fa38  No.194101

>>194097

thanks for explaining me the latest spicy meme damn

how's your lyfe big boy


d8dad3  No.194102

*brushes beard out in order make myself look bigger*




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b899e7  No.192604[Reply]

‘Dislike’ and ‘Unfriendliness’ Can Be Hate Crimes, UK Police Confirm

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/25/dislike-unfriendliness-hate-crimes-uk-police-confirm/

Pro-Migrant NGOs Call for Greece to Release Migrants onto Mainland

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/25/pro-migrant-ngos-call-greece-release-migrants-onto-mainland/

And the joke article of the week, Herts was Rameem Kaseem all along.

‘In the Name of God, Go!’ — Cromwell’s Dismissal of the Rump Parliament Applies to GOP Senators like Flake, McCain

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/10/25/name-god-go-cromwells-dismissal-rump-parliament-applies-gop-senators-like-flake-mccain/

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a3390e  No.193370

>thread is now full because the fat neet with tits posted somthing irrelevant


52c15e  No.193372

>>193364

*tries analogy*

you can get 100 inspirations for oc but you can only use a certain amount in a given time. the calories are like the discarded ideas, you are like your colon.


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a3390e  No.193374

is the limit higher or something now?


b899e7  No.193379

>>193355

If it was a proper cash grab they would be making them every year like capeshit and Star Wars. They could have mass produced these pirate films on an even lower budget and turned an enormous profit but they've only made two in almost ten years and Johnny Depp isn't getting any younger smh.

>>193376

>>193376

>>193376

>>193376

New thread.




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5d4b94  No.191899[Reply]

Fresh Ginnie.

Study: More Than Half of Asylum Seekers in Italy Are Mentally Ill — ‘Prone to Aggressive Behaviour’

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/25/half-migrants-italy-mentally-ill/

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5d4b94  No.192612


9c1616  No.192613

>>192610

lad don't get yourself excited so early into your no fap cycle


1ff3c7  No.192614

>>192606

there is often a reason somebody is at the bottom tbh smh. I'm at the bottom but I never was bullied severely, but I guess I was bullied in other less direct ways like people taking advantage of my kindness or urge to please others smh


1b638b  No.192616

File: 3d9cc80d35c0c22⋯.png (294.13 KB, 591x768, 197:256, jew.png)

>>192611

herts should just mod the entire druid cabal tbh


3796ff  No.192707

>>192552

>waifuposter starts off as a pathetic NEET

>Starts going out with Neo

>Gets betrayed

>Becomes a devout Christian

I'm enjoying this story arc tbh




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877d50  No.191143[Reply]

‘Never Underestimate the Power of the Dark Side’ — Globalists Want to Mould All Nations in EU’s Image, Warns Orban

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/24/power-dark-side-globalists-mould-nations-eu-image-orban/

European Union Tells Catalans: Spain Can Impose Direct Rule, You’re On Your Own

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/24/european-union-tells-catalans-spain-can-impose-direct-rule-youre/

‘Soros Plan’: Hungary Slams EU ‘Institutionalisation of Mass Migration’ with New Asylum Rules

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/24/soros-plan-orban-eu-attacking-sovereignty-new-asylum-rules/

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c5eb89  No.191896

shit ones


f7559a  No.191897

boy the thread somehow became even more shit overnight


415e9f  No.191898

>the absolute state of this thread last night


c086aa  No.191906

What happened last night? Westie got doxxed?


7aabb4  No.191907




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62e1d1  No.190407[Reply]

Pro-Second Amendment Rights Czech President Uses Toy Gun to Mock Tension with Liberal Media

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/23/czech-president-toy-gun-mock-media/

>Liberal media outlets in the West have affected outrage after Czech President Miloš Zeman brandished a toy rifle inscribed with the words “for journalists”.

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34c392  No.191145

DUMB BUM POST THE PEEK KEEK


2cbd08  No.191146

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54b277  No.191150

File: f79ce39d48d014b⋯.webm (2 MB, 840x630, 4:3, I HAVE RENOUNCED THE LOVE….webm)

>>191141

I knew she had already sent pics to people and to me. But sending new pics out to people that didn't have them after all we talked about is ridiculous.

Even if I did make it, I wouldn't want you now. Fuck it.




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ec708f  No.189721[Reply]

Czech Trump: We Need Allies Like Right-Wing Austria to Fight Illegal Migration

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/23/czech-trump-need-allies-fight-illegal-migration/

Catalan Government: EU Will Not Survive if Spain Is Allowed to Install Puppet Government

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/23/catalan-government-eu-not-survive-spain-puppet-government/

Israel’s Holocaust Memorial Honors First Arab ‘Righteous Among the Nations’

http://www.breitbart.com/jerusalem/2017/10/23/yad-vashem-awards-first-arab-righteous-gentile/

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cab926  No.190431

>>190430

Westie's moodswings are too short to be bipolar. My money's on BPD


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7d12a7  No.190433

File: 3e6cc8233e35c1a⋯.png (77.77 KB, 196x232, 49:58, Rance-face.png)

>>190430

I may have something but I'll never dull my mind with medication. Willpower over all, lad.


260ebc  No.190434

>>190431

arent they the same


cab926  No.190438




File: 99a644d969e522a⋯.mp4 (847.03 KB, 498x512, 249:256, __kagari_atsuko_little_wit….mp4)

51a7ee  No.188996[Reply]

UK Police Slammed for ‘Propaganda’ Video Promoting Islam

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/22/uk-police-slammed-for-propaganda-video-promoting-islam/

Weinsteingate Comes to Brussels: EU Parliament ‘An Absolute Hotbed of Sexual Harassment’

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/22/revealed-eu-parliament-an-absolute-hotbed-of-sexual-harassment/

UK: Claims Gunman Has Taken Hostages at Bowling Alley in Nuneaton

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/22/uk-claims-gunman-taken-hostages-bowling-alley-nuneaton/

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ebc58e  No.189719

>>189716

top kek. Why does she draw your fetishes? She obviously wants to be your gf lass… but she doesn't have a penis or a snake body smh


ebc58e  No.189720

File: cec1dd588408b12⋯.png (1.25 MB, 960x960, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

who /gettingreadyfortheracewar/ here?


5bfb73  No.189722

File: b5d278d45205ae9⋯.jpg (58.37 KB, 736x460, 8:5, 261534a5888cbcb1399937a040….jpg)


10b2b5  No.189724

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


51a7ee  No.189725




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3a519e  No.188285[Reply]

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60dcd2  No.189005

File: 29a6af927cfedf8⋯.png (14.89 KB, 597x516, 199:172, 29a6af927cfedf85a6d511f760….png)

>>188991

one time we pissed on a disabled kid because they called us nazis. look just go back to the little moderate mainstream website you came from because you'll never fit in here. many of us are on watchlists already.

>>188992

yes


f74b01  No.189007

>>188994

Powerful tbh.


13f71e  No.189017

>>188995

Why?

I'm not your generic BASED black guy tory civic cuckboi

>>189005

>many of us are on watchlists already.

I'm sure my behaviour during the cardiff billboard saga got myself put on a list somewhere


f74b01  No.189042

>>189017

>>189017

>Why?

>I'm not your generic BASED black guy tory civic cuckboi

When are you going back to Africa or the Carribean then? If you're a nationalist like us, surely you'd like to live among your own people. Or are you some sort of uncle tom?


13f71e  No.189049

>>189042

>When are you going back to Africa

in like 15-20 years

>Or are you some sort of uncle tom?

I went to private school and I'm the only minority at work




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bba7f3  No.187576[Reply]

Surge For Right-Wing Eurosceptic ‘Czech Trump’ at Worst Election in Czech History for Left Party

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/21/eurosceptic-czech-trump-ahead-early-count-national-election-anti-migration-freedom-party-second/

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30ea3d  No.188284

File: a7482836b825939⋯.png (551.54 KB, 693x962, 693:962, mass immigration.png)

>let in hundreds of thousands of people

>drive down wages

>increase crime

>government has to borrow massively to pay for all this new influx of people

>only people who benefit are big businesses and banks

really makes you HMMMST tbh

>>188277

>>188279

*cosplays as a druid even though you're not one*

>>188278

>But you like sexualised cartoons smh

I admit I am quite perverted smh.

>>188280

>are they chained up for decoration or do they power it somehow? I like that drawing tbh

I think they control it. They fight in a machine where they're purposely exposed as a punishment for cowardice or treason or whatever I believe.

>>188281

That's really cool actually.


b213a8  No.188286

>>188250

Borrowing when interest rates are low in order to fund government investment is sound tbh. Doing so in order to do nothing but build commieblocks to house the foreigners you want to flood the country with, who will blame the few remaining natives for the massive debt they live with, is not. Wilfully destroying the country's ability to feed itself is a betrayal.


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547197  No.188289

File: 991eda32c21725a⋯.png (295.85 KB, 472x690, 236:345, c4f39e3031b40da7fd6dc08f70….png)

>>188284

>cosplays

kek lad, i should really get a robe


bfd036  No.188291

File: a4b6cfc4afd50b3⋯.png (884.46 KB, 900x584, 225:146, ClipboardImage.png)

>>188282

yeah, but this is a lesser degree of gay than most cosplay stuff. Just look at this smh




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ec049c  No.186872[Reply]

London Now More Dangerous than NYC… More Rape, More Robbery, More Violence

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/21/london-falling-uk-capital-now-dangerous-nyc-rape-robbery-violence/

UK Authorities Not Prosecuting Islamic State Returnees to Avoid Creating a ‘Lost Generation’

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/21/uk-anti-terror-tsar-uk-authorities-not-prosecuting-islamic-state-returnees-avoid-creating-lost-generation/

UK Government Is Worried About MPs Being Murdered Over ‘Fake News’ While Government Policies Continue to Kill UK Citizens

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/20/kassam-the-british-government-wants-me-to-pipe-down-heres-why-i-wont/

UK Government Slams Breitbart London as ‘Fake News’, ‘Dangerous’

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/20/telegraph-uk-govt-panics-slams-breitbart-london-fake-news-dangerous/

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dc7742  No.187573

>>187569

>>187571

*puts a grooming kit down as a business expense and gets the vat back*


dc7742  No.187574

got (100) in the end, sorry for the messing around


dc7742  No.187575

neo ou est la thread


ec049c  No.187578


c2c643  No.187579

>>187568

*is blinded by muzzleflash and suffers 3rd degree burns, but no gunshot wounds*




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5c9287  No.186163[Reply]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_nuclear_tests_at_Maralinga

>British nuclear tests at Maralinga occurred between 1956 and 1963 at the Maralinga site, part of the Woomera Prohibited Area in South Australia and about 800 kilometres north-west of Adelaide.

>the first nuclear test on the Australian mainland was Totem 1 (9.1 kilotonnes of TNT (38 TJ)) at Emu Field in the Great Victoria Desert, South Australia, on 15 October 1953. Totem 2 (7.1 kilotonnes of TNT (30 TJ)) followed two weeks later on 27 October.[6] The Supply Minister, Howard Beale, stated in 1955 that "England has the know how; we have the open spaces, much technical skill and a great willingness to help the Motherland. Between us we should help to build the defences of the free world, and make historic advances in harnessing the forces of nature."

>Airborne drifts of radioactive material resulted in "radioactive rain" being dropped on Brisbane and Queensland country areas.

Swedish Politicians Call For Army to be Deployed to No Go Zones to Keep Peace

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/20/swedish-politicians-propose-deploying-military-no-go-zones/

Hungary Fears ‘Soros Influence’ in Election After Open Borders Activist Injects $18bn into Foundation

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/20/hungary-fears-soros-influence-election-18bn-open-society-foundations/

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145b8f  No.186868

>>186866

>not calling your son Robert ap Martin


cc8a6b  No.186869

File: 78de2be4d947a26⋯.png (478.5 KB, 738x544, 369:272, 1469132378676.png)

*refuses to make another post until a new thread is posted*


5c9287  No.186870

>>186869

Oh I didn't realise, give me a moment.


45a80b  No.186871

>>186866

change your name to the welsh equivalent tbh

I'm going to change my name again eventual, to briton-ify my shitty nu age SEAmonkey appellation


5c9287  No.186873




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