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Just what you need to make you feel better

File: 63b170899415047⋯.jpg (412.48 KB, 1000x1500, 2:3, based islam.jpg)

61072c No.275521

Allā's Messenger, peace and blessings upon him, was constantly harangued by different people including travellers and uncultured Bedouins who did not know the proper way to address or give him the respect and personal space he needs. In one instance, a Bedouin came outside his house and called out "O Muḥammad!" and to come out and talk to me and such and such. Thus a certain verse was revealed. Even the ṣaḥābah would, with good intentions, constantly be asking him questions and Allāh's Messenger (peace and blessings upon him) would typically graciously answer and bestow upon them wisdom. However, of course this sometimes grew tiresome, so he (peace and blessings upon him) declared that they should give ṣadaqah (charitable giving) before asking a question, so they wouldn't be so quick to let their queries fly. In another instance, two of the ṣaḥābah were quarreling over who would command a ghazwah (raid) and their arguments troubled Muhammad so Allāh revealed the verse prohibiting people from raising their voice over the voice of His Messenger. - A Muslim

BASED ISLAM will puts thots in their place, something we sorely need not just irl but here too, wallah. Women shall wear veils mashallah.

And now the news. Yallah shabaab!

Russian women can't stop being thots


>Russian women should refrain from sleeping with visiting World Cup fans to avoid becoming single mothers with mixed-race children, a lawmaker who heads the parliament's family committee has advised.

>Tamara Pletnyova, a 70-year-old Communist who leads the lower house's family, women and children body, told Govorit Moskva radio she hoped women would not date visiting fans and get pregnant.

World Cup starting soon nibbas get on board the banter bus!


>The 2018 Fifa World Cup gets under way on Thursday when hosts Russia face Saudi Arabia following an opening ceremony at Moscow's Luzhniki Stadium.

>Football's showpiece event features 32 teams, including holders Germany, competing in 64 games over 32 days.

>The 21st edition will be played out in 12 stadiums, across 11 cities, spread over 1,800 miles.

More on Drumpf and Kim meeting together to exchange views on which popular snack is the best: Cheetos or Lucky Charms


>The US hopes to see "major disarmament" by North Korea by the end of 2020, Secretary of State Mike Pompeo says.

>His comments come a day after an unprecedented meeting between President Donald Trump and North Korean leader Kim Jong-un in Singapore.

>In a statement North Korea agreed to work towards "complete denuclearisation of the Korean Peninsula".

Jocks are gay


>SNP MPs have walked out en masse from Prime Minister's Questions after their Westminster leader was thrown out of the chamber in a row with the Speaker.

>Ian Blackford refused to sit down when ordered to by John Bercow having asked for the Commons to sit in private.

>This was in protest at a lack of debate on what he said was a "power grab" in the EU Withdrawal Bill.

4c0bc2 No.275523

File: 25488bd60115edf⋯.jpg (385.88 KB, 1260x1828, 315:457, 998232.jpg)


1f7afe No.275524

File: 28ac30e992a3f0a⋯.jpg (1.22 MB, 1024x1820, 256:455, __nishizumi_maho_girls_und….jpg)


Remember the special episode they did where the girls invented a sex change raygun to use on all the boys and create 100% female dystopian future? I do.

2e56ef No.275525


Globally reported and fltered

61072c No.275526

File: a07cf270a64ad6f⋯.jpg (29.61 KB, 500x558, 250:279, veiled qt.jpg)


This is not in the spirit of this thread

61072c No.275527

File: 7fd094dafa97c4f⋯.jpg (62.92 KB, 743x685, 743:685, mfw.jpg)


>filtering the OP

0ac2a9 No.275528

fatty erp edition more like

2e56ef No.275529


That doesn't surprise me at all

I bet you remember the gay bits of every show

What was the gayest part of Recess

61072c No.275530



my nigga

2e56ef No.275531


You are gretchen

0ac2a9 No.275532


bet neo has a wiki for all genderbend stuff like those people who have wikis of actresses feet.

2e56ef No.275533


The library of congayress

2e56ef No.275534


Sorry lads I tried

0ac2a9 No.275535



There was an attempt

61072c No.275536


Take that back I'm TJ


Neo's fantasies are not a rabbit hole you want to go down lad

2e56ef No.275538


You can be vince

61072c No.275539


Fair enough. The KARA BOGA

1f7afe No.275540

File: 3e9fde8a0c08230⋯.jpg (241.4 KB, 850x1218, 425:609, __kongou_kantai_collection….jpg)


T*rks begone.


I don't remember any really gay stuff from Recess, nothing like the Fairly Odd Parents genderbending or Butters crossdressing on South Park at least. I thought the Ashleys' tyre fortress was really cool though.



2e56ef No.275541


>the Ashley's clubhouse was cool


2e56ef No.275542

Was Mrs doubtfire pro or anti transgenderism

61072c No.275543

File: d474ba0d504a61a⋯.png (170.35 KB, 494x368, 247:184, enough2.png)


Slags begone

0ac2a9 No.275544


Do you or do you not have a Gender Bend wiki?

61072c No.275545


Neither, it was just crossdressing with a non sexual reason, before everything became perverted

b87934 No.275546

File: e92ba6d3ed73736⋯.jpg (209.33 KB, 600x500, 6:5, pride.jpg)


smh lad men dressed as women in classical theatre we've always been a pro-trans society

2e56ef No.275547


>he didn't fall for it


61072c No.275548





b87934 No.275549

File: 903174c78d867ec⋯.webm (370.07 KB, 608x320, 19:10, Scientific Fact.webm)

2e56ef No.275550

>wanted a milkybar yogurt

>only come in packs of 4

>have to throw the other ones away as no room in mini fridge

61072c No.275551

File: f3b23ce8a29c25d⋯.mp4 (832.43 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, TSU.mp4)


serves you right for buying confectionary

b87934 No.275552


Why wouldn't you eat them all?

2e56ef No.275553


>tfw can't understand the difference between fact and prevailing hypothesis / consensual assumption

Now THAT is scientific fact

0ac2a9 No.275554

File: 5eaa0020836a95a⋯.png (552.75 KB, 640x626, 320:313, ClipboardImage.png)

2e56ef No.275555


already eaten like 30 bags of wotsits today

2e56ef No.275556

Should I bother with /shit/ tonight girls

61072c No.275557

File: 4f77f9f54a8c5c7⋯.png (228.15 KB, 350x350, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)



0ac2a9 No.275558

File: 76b37e3bda06628⋯.png (174.3 KB, 420x420, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


checked and nah

b87934 No.275559

File: 4b3812908dc73d3⋯.jpg (116.24 KB, 583x685, 583:685, jordan peterson.jpg)

655f1e No.275560

655f1e No.275561

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

61072c No.275562

File: aa956deff1705c8⋯.png (291.95 KB, 837x576, 93:64, ClipboardImage.png)

0fac76 No.275563


I have to be since this place has once again become civic, tolerant and diverse and no longer accepts daftyist opinions smh




>Robin Williams described himself as "an honorary Jew" and celebrated Israel's 60th year of existence

nothing is sacred


quintquads checked but you're gonna shit out a giant wotsit later

61072c No.275564


You and Neo would be perfect for each other tbh

0fac76 No.275565

but I'm not a homo

0ac2a9 No.275566


opposites attract tbh

61072c No.275567


oh my sweet summer child

61072c No.275568


This is just a meme sad people tell themselves to make themselves feel better. But it is true to an extent. A small extent though

0ac2a9 No.275569


>This is just a meme sad people tell themselves to make themselves feel better.

that's just a meme people tell themselves to make themselves feel better

61072c No.275570


>that's just a meme people tell themselves to make themselves feel better

that's just a meme people tell themselves to make themselves feel better

b49995 No.275571


Its very true lad

Good girls like bad boys

1f7afe No.275572

File: 71b516c575a1328⋯.jpg (1.06 MB, 1400x1029, 200:147, __kongou_kantai_collection….jpg)


I do not.


/newbrit/ is entering a brave new world.

b49995 No.275573


Spoiler that crap you negress

0ac2a9 No.275574

File: 3ca90c17d7c7834⋯.png (2.72 MB, 2048x2048, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


b49995 No.275575


Sarsaparilla please, m'barkeep

61072c No.275576


I'm talking about male attraction unless otherwise specified tbh

People with common interests have stronger relationships generally though


anshit is too much of an orbiter to deal with her like I did when I was tyrant BO

b49995 No.275577


I like skinny nerdy girls, that doesn't reflect my personality at all lmao

0fac76 No.275578

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


>all the other ranchers make fun of me for having a weak stance

>get bullied by qt southern belle oneitis


>walk into the corral in this, dual wielding sawn offs with four six shooters stuck down trousers


and that's the story of how the west was won

b49995 No.275579


>when you were supreme twat

The land that time forgot

61072c No.275580

File: 2d63b7384655acb⋯.jpg (415.9 KB, 2214x2994, 369:499, ed59.jpg)


OK maybe opposites attract but they don't stay together.



The good old days

0ac2a9 No.275581

File: 32b28c53ccb29c1⋯.png (1.3 MB, 1950x1911, 50:49, ClipboardImage.png)



Lads I fucking need this duster


>man who replies the most to Neo

>calls me an orbituer


b49995 No.275582


Dunno about that


At least anshit doesn't cry once a week about closing the board down

61072c No.275583

File: 5916f01112463ad⋯.jpg (18.48 KB, 316x333, 316:333, ead0b16bf8db3fe92b64257a36….jpg)


>>man who replies the most to Neo


b49995 No.275584


Are you planning on becoming an anime protagonist

61072c No.275585


In my defense, you lot were way more insufferable back then

b49995 No.275586

61072c No.275587

File: af4c067b9b0bacd⋯.jpg (12.65 KB, 320x240, 4:3, the interceptors.jpg)

If you like anime, you are an homosexual

b49995 No.275588


Perhaps we are just as insufferable, and you have become more jaded

0ac2a9 No.275589


I'm planning on being the world's most autistic cowboy.

All the other ranch hands with their pumped up spurs better run, faster than my six gun

b49995 No.275590


Are you going to be the only cowboy in our dystopian cyberpunk post brexit Britain

61072c No.275591


Maybe. But lad let's be honest, it was constant frenzy back then

b49995 No.275592


If you think about men doing stuff, you are a homosexual

61072c No.275593

File: 150c5608b005257⋯.jpg (77.75 KB, 732x949, 732:949, knowing smile.jpg)

I suddenly feel friendly. Let's be friends. I wish you well.

b49995 No.275594


True tbf, and I joined the party late

0fac76 No.275595

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


>ywn make vlogs into a daguerreotype camera about how all the wenches ignore you and the chads get all the poosi while sitting on your deluxe black mare with extra-shiny horseshoes and eventually try to shoot up a saloon

why live

0ac2a9 No.275596

File: 5cfb0c6e0e90c83⋯.png (700.26 KB, 1080x807, 360:269, ClipboardImage.png)


>that one hapa cowboy with the German horse

61072c No.275597

File: 88b2789da324c82⋯.jpg (86.52 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, smile.jpg)



There is nothing gayer than imaging the owner of a rock hard penis doing a mundane activity


I couldn't take it now tbh. I need my /snailbrit/

0fac76 No.275598

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


>full chinese railroad gangers cruising around in their waggons and throwing rail spikes at the halfbreed rancher who keeps tying up his lasso wrong

0fac76 No.275599


oh god that video is horrible

0fac76 No.275600

and the comments….

0fac76 No.275601

and it's an "educational video" teaching all the wogs to hate whitey, the comments show some examples

but it's ok we shouldn't be racist

b49995 No.275602


That post was a bit much, pls belete

b49995 No.275603


You know YouTube filters the comments you see based on what you've replied to before?

And what was the intended audience for the video?

"All wogs"

0fac76 No.275604


chinkies and elliot rogers in particular

as far as I know the algorithm does the most popular first, or the newest first.

please note it is an educational video shown in schools.

0ac2a9 No.275605


lad do ya think I could pull off a duster?

b49995 No.275606


>most popular

They have a profile on you and show you the posts you're most likely to respond to

I'd do a case study using burner phones and fresh sims but I don't want to be v&

0fac76 No.275607


just do it

b87934 No.275608

File: bf6edce6c597a65⋯.png (668.05 KB, 641x480, 641:480, hibernian.png)


>first reply is "but the Irish"

0ac2a9 No.275609


aye but I gotta buy a new tyre next week so that's about sigsdy quid

0fac76 No.275610

File: 1be589183ec3a50⋯.png (225.88 KB, 1292x1080, 323:270, ClipboardImage.png)

File: a6bad5f60fef366⋯.png (213.02 KB, 1116x1066, 558:533, ClipboardImage.png)


1; while signed in

2; while signed out

although I won't discount that they just track IP instead of profiles



b49995 No.275611


Whenever I get a new phone and sim it starts out never showing me edgy comments or recommending any edgy autocompletes

After a few days of 8ch I start seeing gas the yid comments everywhere and autocompletes end up removing the number of steps to Hitler significantly

b87934 No.275612


I get the same replies as you.

0fac76 No.275613



maybe it's a mobile thing, they use different software right

b87934 No.275614

File: 806b0ccb0425fa3⋯.png (217.09 KB, 600x357, 200:119, pepe wrong buttons.png)

>lass uses my table to do some work

>it's all reorganised when I come back

1f7afe No.275615

File: 8151e02c3caf096⋯.jpg (314.24 KB, 719x971, 719:971, __kongou_kujou_karen_and_t….jpg)


It's straight and not lewd smh what do you want from me.



Smh you don't have to fight over me lads.

0ac2a9 No.275616


buy me that duster wench

b49995 No.275617


Maybe so, its still something I'd be very skeptical about until proven otherwise

Same thing happens on reddit tbh now that I think about it

b49995 No.275618


Mines a pint

1f7afe No.275619

File: 79ab8a5a959c59c⋯.png (628.83 KB, 1360x1000, 34:25, __pola_kantai_collection_d….png)


That's not very chivalrous, use your own money smh.


Mines a glass of rosé over din dins tonight.

b49995 No.275620



0ac2a9 No.275621


If you want my approval get me dat coat innit

b87934 No.275622

File: e4fd80b88ef2fbe⋯.jpg (16.67 KB, 188x341, 188:341, gay community 1.jpg)

1f7afe No.275623

File: 8997a339c18c301⋯.jpg (299.83 KB, 700x900, 7:9, 1491443934453.jpg)


I am a refined diner lad. I had a full roast dinner with big sausages.


But you already approve of me lad.

0ac2a9 No.275624


Do I? Do I really?

0ac2a9 No.275625


Nazi swastika flag flown on Australian Defence vehicle in Afghanistan

0fac76 No.275626

File: d51b7576291df6c⋯.png (224.18 KB, 537x565, 537:565, ozface.png)

1f7afe No.275627

File: 31d19f063ae2677⋯.webm (144.85 KB, 640x360, 16:9, __kongou_kujou_karen_and_….webm)


Yes lad, you encourage me to post here after all.

0ac2a9 No.275628

File: 107b1455af0abae⋯.gif (1.97 MB, 245x207, 245:207, del toro.gif)


Maybe I do hmmm

e4ba01 No.275629



4c0bc2 No.275630

File: d1c7484b95764aa⋯.png (186.39 KB, 372x428, 93:107, 00000(29).png)


>/newbrit/ is entering a brave new world


4c0bc2 No.275631



Yellow > Goblin

0ac2a9 No.275632


>using someone else's flag


0ac2a9 No.275633

>looking for job

>ann summers and the secret service are the first two results


4c0bc2 No.275634


I wanted it to seem as if he had partly regained his senses lad.

61072c No.275635


In your dreams


This tbh what did I tell you anshit

Now while you all flatter the ego of this slag, I'm off to participate in some morality

4c0bc2 No.275636


Is there much difference between those two these days? Both of them are full of *.

e4ba01 No.275637


Well my lass is taig anyway

4c0bc2 No.275638


ROI or Norn?

1024b3 No.275639

File: 39b8ad852bc8fe2⋯.png (96.95 KB, 362x492, 181:246, 1455747527639.png)

Sick of this


e4ba01 No.275640


Norn but she has an Irish passport

0ac2a9 No.275641


bye bye

1024b3 No.275642



0ac2a9 No.275643


until next time

1024b3 No.275644


There won't be a next time. I'm going forever and ever. Never to return. The last you'll see of me.

0ac2a9 No.275645


That's what they all say lad

b87934 No.275646

File: 6ae34aa8d55aa53⋯.webm (117.28 KB, 412x248, 103:62, Fuckity bye.webm)

1024b3 No.275647

File: dde94a993910eb2⋯.jpg (32.03 KB, 437x437, 1:1, 3b8ZDQeN.jpg)


But I mean it. I am leaving forever. Goodbye.


Goodbye friend.

0ac2a9 No.275648


but you're still here, replying to us

1024b3 No.275649


Just saying goodbye.


b87934 No.275650

File: 651399c430bcea8⋯.jpg (73.65 KB, 780x415, 156:83, civic family 2.jpg)


/newbrit/ has not yet learned how to be civic, but we will be part of that change etc.

1024b3 No.275651

Help me cut the choice meats.

0ac2a9 No.275652


What are you so sick of?

1024b3 No.275653


I can't say. But I have to go. Goodbye forever.

0ac2a9 No.275654


tell me next time you visit?

1024b3 No.275655


There won't be a next time. Goodbye.

1f7afe No.275656


Shoo shoo you big gay jew.

0ac2a9 No.275657


You can't say that, being the both big and gay simultaneously and separately.

1024b3 No.275658


I am not gay big or Jewish

1f7afe No.275659

File: 478d63a94fc78bf⋯.png (163.86 KB, 565x800, 113:160, __haruka_and_haruka_pokemo….png)


I am a normally sized straight gentile.

e4ba01 No.275660


*chinky lass

1024b3 No.275661

File: 91c220fbb673295⋯.jpg (3.41 KB, 275x183, 275:183, images.jpg)

0ac2a9 No.275662


chubby lass*

e0ea02 No.275663

File: 7c0eb8db78965ee⋯.webm (3.24 MB, 960x540, 16:9, HMM3.webm)

Hello lads


Goodbye lad

1024b3 No.275664



b87934 No.275665

File: 266db358d0a9ebe⋯.jpg (236.46 KB, 580x563, 580:563, pepe lick.jpg)

chubby chinky lass, eh?

0ac2a9 No.275666


don't forget gay

e0ea02 No.275667

File: 502e8a5e9f8b4a5⋯.webm (3.31 MB, 640x360, 16:9, DELETE THIS.webm)


Jesus lad you're on an >(11) from a >(0) just saying goodbye

b87934 No.275668

1024b3 No.275669


Well I am going and that's that.

0ac2a9 No.275670


going where?

4c0bc2 No.275671



Not a Taig then lad.


Anyone can get one of those lad. I'm eligible for one but it would cost over £300 to be registered as a foreign birth and get a passport.

1024b3 No.275672



1024b3 No.275673

File: 94abf80c2283fbe⋯.png (931.42 KB, 1068x1080, 89:90, Coward.png)

Will you be pre-ordering The Elder Scrolls 6, friends?

1f7afe No.275674

File: 487f6808d10c3b3⋯.jpg (131.05 KB, 862x1240, 431:620, __kasumi_pokemon_and_pokem….jpg)



Baseless bullying.

e4ba01 No.275675


Whatever you say chinky

1024b3 No.275676

Does anyone else find the original Doom games scary? The DOS ones I mean. They really freak me out sometimes.

e0ea02 No.275677


is it true you have a barbed willy

4c0bc2 No.275678

File: 969482d755e6936⋯.jpg (36.12 KB, 413x317, 413:317, 00000(35).jpg)

Caffeine shampoo is definitely the one.

My hair is so luscious and thick. :-)

b87934 No.275679


I'll bully the base of your mons pubis you fat slag

4c0bc2 No.275680


Haven't you gone yet?

But yes I shall pre-order it and then pre-order it when it is re-released for the next generation of consoles too.

0ac2a9 No.275681




So scary they made you leave?

1024b3 No.275682

File: dc3aeefaf3b96c1⋯.jpg (41.55 KB, 600x610, 60:61, DCKv29VUMAAztzH.jpg)


Good answer, sonny jim.


No I just installed the Brutal Doom mod and it became way less scary and way more fun.

I am leaving for other reasons. Leaving for good. Forever. Never to come back ever again.

1024b3 No.275683

File: ee3818bf4d2259d⋯.jpg (22.06 KB, 301x256, 301:256, eowyn20and20faramir.jpg)

This is the face someone makes right after they've just farted and are waiting for you to smell it.

0ac2a9 No.275684

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Yeah but




*reloads super shotgun*






1f7afe No.275685

File: 14afbf108d894c9⋯.png (362.38 KB, 620x724, 155:181, __original_drawn_by_lpip__….png)


Don't be racist lad.


I don't have any kind of willy.





e4ba01 No.275686


shut up slanty

e0ea02 No.275687


>I don't have any kind of willy.

what happened to it

0ac2a9 No.275688


>I don't have any kind of willy.

Who hurt you?

e0ea02 No.275689

File: ddc74e8e2f90443⋯.webm (6.81 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 1461873023845.webm)

4c0bc2 No.275690


I shall buy it for my Xbox One, my PC and the Xbox Two.


>I don't have any kind of w*lly

What happened to it lad? I hope you didn't lop it off.



1f7afe No.275691

File: 2b3fa82372c9342⋯.jpg (1.06 MB, 1335x1735, 267:347, __original_drawn_by_mool_y….jpg)


I thought you were pro-imperium smh, don't be a bigot lad.




Smh you sick boys always projecting your tranny fantasies on me.

1024b3 No.275692

File: b9f3bf6f81d97f3⋯.jpg (211.01 KB, 640x480, 4:3, screenshot.1965.jpg)


But most of the soundtrack isn't like that. A lot of it is quite slow and very overbearing. Moody. Then you go around a corner and come face to face with the Cacodemon and it makes that horrible hissing sound and then there's a enemy now behind you so you can't back up and you turn around and it's an invisible demon and all the while this bloody face is staring at you.

e0ea02 No.275693

File: 022fa1fe8c1a3f5⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 4.05 MB, 288x360, 4:5, tranny nigger fuck haters.webm)

b87934 No.275694


>I don't have any kind of willy.

Not to worry, I'll give you one.

0ac2a9 No.275695


Yeah but that's what makes the soundtrack so good, the tonal shifts, the dramatic, high beat opening theme provides the initial rush which is then subdued by the overbearing and oppressive nature of hell and the creatures within it.

1024b3 No.275696

File: 1df94f0b3efb097⋯.jpg (58.56 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, scared-baby.jpg)


I agree. That's also why it's scary.

4c0bc2 No.275697

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Another E3, another disappointment. No Dark Cloud 3 again… :'-(


>you sick boys

I am a good boy.

>projecting your tranny fantasies on me

It's not a fantasy if it's true lad.

1024b3 No.275698

File: 141cef7ea1f63e3⋯.jpg (17.9 KB, 384x372, 32:31, 8ac5e2d9a6f95f32e6e2a62272….jpg)


And this is the look of satisfaction when the foul stench of her smelly wet hmmm finally reaches your nostrils.

e4ba01 No.275699


>neo being against racism to chinkys


4c0bc2 No.275700


Girls don't fart lad.

0ac2a9 No.275701

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Tonal shifts are fucking spooky.

1024b3 No.275702


They do if you pay them enough ;)


VV is best girl

1024b3 No.275703

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b87934 No.275704


>introducing FIFA 19

>y-you can download it i-if you want to

top kek

b87934 No.275705

File: 05be9ea388c87ea⋯.jpg (97.89 KB, 960x720, 4:3, my lifestyle.jpg)

>haven't gone to bed yet


b87934 No.275706

File: 7a6bec3a71bb792⋯.jpg (93.26 KB, 600x507, 200:169, Harold holes.jpg)

0ac2a9 No.275707



e4ba01 No.275708

File: 4db7f94fd4dd68d⋯.jpg (88.04 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, DbsSt8uU0AAZQTf.jpg)

has civic nationalism gone too far?

b87934 No.275709

File: 447217415132899⋯.jpg (41.82 KB, 780x415, 156:83, civic pregnancy.jpg)


There's nothing remotely "too far" about that picture.

61072c No.275710

File: 66e6646528e7ab0⋯.png (445.63 KB, 960x667, 960:667, ClipboardImage.png)

I'm so disappointed in all of you.

61072c No.275711

e4ba01 No.275712

61072c No.275713


People have been acting like girls tonight, instead of kings.

f8635e No.275714


>no kind of penis

That's what she said

f8635e No.275715


>Newly published private travel diaries have revealed Albert Einstein's racist and xenophobic views.

>Written between October 1922 and March 1923, the diaries track his experiences in Asia and the Middle East.

>In them, he makes sweeping and negative generalisations, for example calling the Chinese "industrious, filthy, obtuse people".

>Einstein would later in life advocate for civil rights in the US, calling racism "a disease of white people".


0fac76 No.275716



wasn't einstein a hack who principally lifted all of his work from two other contemporary scientists and only made minor changes

1024b3 No.275717

File: 7e417946fbddf2e⋯.jpg (521.68 KB, 529x683, 529:683, Draken_Vaakner_WEB.jpg)

>tfw not a dragon

>tfw no village of peasants to send me their beautiful virgins, nor kings to send me their princesses all dressed in white ready for me to devour

>tfw will never wreak havoc on the world of men with my fire

1024b3 No.275718

and of course the first thing that happens upon waking is that fucking cunt dog starts barking at nothing and attacking the fence

i hate dogs so much

4c0bc2 No.275719

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Good morning.


I thought you were leaving lad? Welcome back. ;-)

>f*cking c*nt dog starts barking

Complain to your local council then and report it a noise nuisance lad. A house down the road had two huskies, a ridiculous breed of dog to own in the UK, reported for their constant barking and they were taken away.

>attacking the fence

If it is your fence then your case should be even stronger if it is causing damage to property.

4c0bc2 No.275720


>Einstein was a racist

Brilliant tbh

1024b3 No.275721


It's our dog.

Telling him to shutup does nothing.

If I go down there, he stops as soon as he sees me. But mummy can't make him stop. She just stands there saying his name over and over and he ignores her. Like I said, he stops as soon as he sees me, but I have to go down there to make him stop. Easy enough, except he often goes out there and does it again 10 minutes later because mummy lets him out constantly because she's too stupid to notice differences in behavior when he wants to do that versus when he wants to go lay outside or go toilet.

I don't know how to make him stop doing it permanently. I've investigated that part of the fence and looked over the neighbours garden and I don't see anything there to see why he does it.

4c0bc2 No.275722


>it's our dog

Wew, bet your neighbours love you.

f8635e No.275723


Did you rescue it or is its training your fault?

4c0bc2 No.275724

File: e2bbb2ca9123214⋯.jpg (1.67 MB, 2000x1334, 1000:667, lickylicky.jpg)

Toe-licking communist faggot Bergoglio says countries must unite on migration, as Italy, France clash

>Pope Francis called on Thursday for a 'change in mindset' on migration policies, saying international cooperation was vital, as Italy and France engaged in a diplomatic spat over the issue

>Francis made his comments in a message to participants at a conference on international migration being held in the Vatican, calling for the 'shared global management of international migration in the values of justice, solidarity and compassion'

>Francis, who has made defence of migrants and refugees a major focus of his papacy, said overcoming the current migration crisis 'demands a change in mindset'


1024b3 No.275725


They're noisy cunts too. I hate them.



I live here. It's not my dog. I said not to get another one. I think I could train it, except for the fact that mummy is a retard and everything I could do would be undone by her.

For example I decided I would walk it a lot because they don't walk it except once in a blue moon, but he always pulls on the harness and gets way too excited and runs around a lot just trying to put that on. So I have to go slowly and get him calm before I put it on and make sure I lead the way when we walk etc except mummy fucking ruins it by doing everything she can to make him hyper because she likes it.

She also likes the barking a lot of the time, except for when she doesn't. Often she'll get mad at me for not wanting him to bark.

f8635e No.275726


So its your mums fault? Can't stand people that badly train dogs

4c0bc2 No.275727

File: 9c2034c4b9eb92a⋯.jpg (70.36 KB, 800x400, 2:1, varadkar.jpg)

Catholic hospitals in Ireland will be required to perform abortions, says half-caste sodomite

>Ireland’s Taoiseach has said that hospitals with a Catholic ethos will be required to perform abortions after new legislation comes into effect

>Leo Varadkar told the Dáil that individual medics and healthcare workers will be able to opt out but that this opt-out will not extend to publicly funded hospitals

>two of Dublin’s biggest hospitals are owned by religious orders; the St Vincent’s Healthcare Group, which includes St Vincent’s University Hospital, is owned by the Sisters of Charity, while the Sisters of Mary own the Mater Hospital


4c0bc2 No.275728


>they're noisy c*nts too

Do you live on a council estate lad?

f8635e No.275729

Fucking weather

1024b3 No.275730


Yeah it's her. She's a twat. I hate them too.


No in a house. The walls are just thin. I can hear their shower through the wall if I turn my own things down. Fortunately next to me is their bedroom and bathroom so they aren't there all day but they still stomp around a lot and slam doors and it shakes my room.

4c0bc2 No.275731


>sharing paper-thin walls with another house

What a nightmare that must be. I'd rather live in a bungalow in the middle of nowhere rather than a semi-detached or terraced "house".

d74bb2 No.275732


Victorian terraces are fine, as are maisonettes

4c0bc2 No.275733

File: 24b113f81019791⋯.jpg (140.33 KB, 959x639, 959:639, houses(1).jpg)


>victorian terraces are fine

Depends, some of them were built cheaply and on a large, rapid scale during the mid-19th century so suffer from noise leaking through from the adjacent dwelling. Many are also inhabited by the lower classes who fail to properly maintain their homes.

Georgian townhouses should be the model for urban homes.

d74bb2 No.275734



>different height ceilings everywhere

>narrow servants staircase

>one room per floor

Lmao they suck

4c0bc2 No.275735


>they suck

But they have a better A E S T H E T I C

0fac76 No.275736

File: c2acc54a5c01949⋯.png (1.28 MB, 1104x828, 4:3, 1.png)


>walking through Bath

>beautiful architecture and fine buildings grimy and shitty, rubbish piled up in the street, chinks and groids everywhere

b a s e d immigration they're just as british as we are and they care just as much about the nation and the local community and there's definitely no difference there

d74bb2 No.275737


Roman style a shit tbh

d74bb2 No.275738


Or is it Greek

Whatever Doric and ionic is

0fac76 No.275739


it's the best for when built up areas are unavoidable tbh

can't have six story roundhouses or stone and thatch buildings bigger than a decent tithe barn smh


I think it might be gothic revival but that might be retarded

neo-roman possibly


d74bb2 No.275740


The design is imitating monolith construction

There's no need for any of the external features, especially the gay parapet walls and capstones

4c0bc2 No.275741


Brighton is far more revolting. The entire place radiates filth and dirt.


>Roman style a sh*t

Jacobean style a good though

0fac76 No.275742


little things like that help to not make it look like a brutalist block of brick tho

d74bb2 No.275743

File: 17157f0fc3a8ec7⋯.jpg (61.66 KB, 1011x720, 337:240, pallad.jpg)

No need for any of it smh

d74bb2 No.275744


You're right about btown


Fascias should be flint or nothing tbh

d74bb2 No.275745

File: ab09041e7bb678d⋯.gif (93.31 KB, 630x364, 45:26, dummy2.gif)

Peak localism

>can't change the filename


0fac76 No.275746

File: 9f795efea87b346⋯.png (1.23 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)


pillars are aesthetic tho

especially as free standing druidic temple monuments

bonus points when made of wood and carved with sacrificial friezes


>no big thicc thatch overhangs

d74bb2 No.275747


Pillars are fine

All the gay adornments are gay

d74bb2 No.275748

File: c14d73879da4cf7⋯.jpg (231.35 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 5aade0bd-b8e0-4973-8897-5e….jpg)

>no acutely-gabled roof styles anymore

Why live

4c0bc2 No.275749



Too much effort tbh

0fac76 No.275750


not really

a good thatch roof can last years, maybe even into the double digits

and it's the most LOCAL roofing style

d74bb2 No.275751


Tbh, tiles are better if you don't like inhaling mouldy straw for 20 years

0fac76 No.275752


it builds character

d74bb2 No.275753




16d723 No.275754

You invaded our land.

You murdered our bloodline, our heritage, our culture and our people.

Then you plundered our hard-earned wealth, our children, our knowledge and our centers of learning.

Yet you were unable to rule wisely, your own decadence condemning you to strive to murder your own, in an ironic death.

Your temples glitter with gold and jewels, but your faith is empty.

You scream for blood, and shed your own.

You gloat about morals, yet you engage in child abuse, animal abuse and even the desecration of the dead.

And now you whine about why your religion is hated.

You attacked the hornet's nest.

Now you suffer for it.

Return you now to Yahoweh - your true god, and tell him that his age of hubris is over, semite.

16d723 No.275755


You invaded our land.

You murdered our bloodline, our heritage, our culture and our people.

Then you plundered our hard-earned wealth, our children, our knowledge and our centers of learning.

Yet you were unable to rule wisely, your own decadence condemning you to strive to murder your own, in an ironic death.

Your temples glitter with gold and jewels, but your faith is empty.

You scream for blood, and shed your own.

You gloat about morals, yet you engage in child abuse, animal abuse and even the desecration of the dead.

And now you whine about why your religion is hated.

You attacked the hornet's nest.

Now you suffer for it.

Return you now to Yahoweh - your true god, and tell him that his age of hubris is over, semite.

d74bb2 No.275756


0fac76 No.275757



oioi wot's goin on ere then

I don't think sharia bloody allows this

where's your dhimmi license?

0fac76 No.275758

File: 065b87dc307d01d⋯.png (14.04 MB, 2335x3015, 467:603, happsley.png)

>listening to the zulu soundtrack and imagining a shoe shop opening on the day of release for some new air filled trainers

d74bb2 No.275759

File: 0cb42785623c5ea⋯.jpg (83.2 KB, 720x449, 720:449, black.jpg)


Anybody that waits at a shop for something to be released should be mown down

Why specifically blacks

0fac76 No.275760


the hilarious and accurate stereotype

0fac76 No.275761

thicc cucumber slices on pate and toast

d74bb2 No.275762

File: a71531a4a235a69⋯.jpg (109.88 KB, 634x424, 317:212, 2F75762A00000578-0-image-m….jpg)


Is it accurate though

1024b3 No.275763

File: 365889d544ea504⋯.png (412.98 KB, 498x578, 249:289, Selection_196.png)

*poses in a heterosexual manner*

d74bb2 No.275764

File: a602ce09d524de5⋯.jpg (31.62 KB, 640x455, 128:91, 0_street_views_-_rose_stre….jpg)

File: d0330f44d9a1467⋯.jpg (141.41 KB, 500x500, 1:1, impressive-queue-for-the-i….jpg)

0fac76 No.275765


yeah, black crowd psychology is a whole topic on it's own

where the biggest nigging happens and intertribal genocide starts, or deciding to necklace people for fun

d74bb2 No.275766

File: e7d4b10e68ab3a2⋯.jpg (51.56 KB, 940x671, 940:671, flight-23-at-footaction-la….jpg)


1024b3 No.275767

File: c8992132ad1058e⋯.webm (935.32 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, sin.webm)

d74bb2 No.275768

File: d868bf6356c84f7⋯.jpg (172.03 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault (3).jpg)


>can into black crowd psychology

>but can't into analysing your own psychology

I doubt it lad, this is a supremacist strawman

>what are yank sportsball riots

d74bb2 No.275769

>Confirmation bias, also called confirmatory bias or myside bias, is the tendency to search for, interpret, favor, and recall information in a way that confirms one's preexisting beliefs or hypotheses.


d74bb2 No.275770

Being stupid violent cunts is inherently British anyway


0fac76 No.275771


it's a serious scientific field lad

the study of niggosity and the melanin critical mass

it's why there were no problems when the bppc (blacks per population centre) were very low and confined to general acts of vandalism and theft rather than rape and murder.

>yanks, phone zombies etc

brainwashed wiggers

d74bb2 No.275772


Not even going to bother debating race pseudoscience, its got as much value as flatearth and antivaxx

At any rate that's not a scientific field, its a hypothesis at best

This is science illiteracy in action

This is the cultural Marxism you fear

d74bb2 No.275773


>Ecological fallacy – inferences about the nature of specific individuals are based solely upon aggregate statistics collected for the group to which those individuals belong.[24]

d74bb2 No.275774

>Appeal to authority (argumentum ad verecundiam) – an assertion is deemed true because of the position or authority of the person asserting it.[71][72]

>Fallacy of the single cause (causal oversimplification[54]) – it is assumed that there is one, simple cause of an outcome when in reality it may have been caused by a number of only jointly sufficient causes.

>Furtive fallacy – outcomes are asserted to have been caused by the malfeasance of decision makers

d74bb2 No.275775

>Misleading vividness – involves describing an occurrence in vivid detail, even if it is an exceptional occurrence, to convince someone that it is a problem

/shit/ anyone?

0fac76 No.275776

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

fresh spy about a critical mass location of sandniggosity

>Earlier this month there was a horrific racist attack in the town of Rochdale, but as the victims were white, the story was soon buried by the media and forgotten. The double standard on the reporting of racist incidents is clear to see and is part of the agenda of instilling white guilt in those of European descent

d74bb2 No.275777




Erroneous thinking tbh, you're being 'kosher'

d74bb2 No.275778


>Hasty generalization (fallacy of insufficient statistics, fallacy of insufficient sample, fallacy of the lonely fact, hasty induction, secundum quid, converse accident, jumping to conclusions) – basing a broad conclusion on a small sample or the making of a determination without all of the information required to do so.[49]

>Inductive fallacy – A more general name to some fallacies, such as hasty generalization. It happens when a conclusion is made of premises that lightly support it.

0fac76 No.275779

File: 83c1ed8df329c81⋯.png (141.54 KB, 409x316, 409:316, colletelloc.png)


>implying it's not evidence and implying it's an exceptional occurrence


d74bb2 No.275780


You're the one making the claim lad, you need evidence that isn't a youtuber looking for click shekels

You've ignored all of my posts haven't you? They all apply to you, if you can't see how then none of your other opinions can possibly be valid except by chance

d74bb2 No.275781

>onus probandi – from the Latin onus probandi incumbit ei qui dicit, non ei qui negat the burden of proof is on the person who makes the claim, not on the person who denies (or questions the claim). It is a particular case of the argumentum ad ignorantiam fallacy, here the burden is shifted on the person defending against the assertion. Also known as "shifting the burden of proof".

>Proof by assertion – a proposition is repeatedly restated regardless of contradiction; sometimes confused with argument from repetition (argumentum ad infinitum, argumentum ad nauseam)

d74bb2 No.275782

>psychologist's fallacy – an observer presupposes the objectivity of their own perspective when analyzing a behavioral event

d74bb2 No.275783


>In the field of psychology, the Dunning–Kruger effect is a cognitive bias in which people of low ability have illusory superiority and mistakenly assess their cognitive ability as greater than it is. The cognitive bias of illusory superiority comes from the metacognitive inability of low-ability people to recognize their lack of ability; without the self-awareness of metacognition, low-ability people cannot objectively evaluate their actual competence or incompetence.[1]

d74bb2 No.275784

Actual science

d74bb2 No.275785


>For illusory superiority to be demonstrated by social comparison, two logical hurdles have to be overcome. One is the ambiguity of the word "average". It is logically possible for nearly all of the set to be above the mean if the distribution of abilities is highly skewed. For example, the mean number of legs per human being is slightly lower than two because some people have fewer than two and almost none have more. Hence experiments usually compare subjects to the median of the peer group, since by definition it is impossible for a majority to exceed the median.

d74bb2 No.275786

*appeals to authority*

the naturalist Charles Darwin (1809–1882), who said, "Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge"[1]

the philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche (1844–1900), who wrote in Human, All Too Human (aphorism 483), "The Enemies of Truth. — Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies."[22]

the poet W. B. Yeats (1865–1939), who, in the poem "The Second Coming", said: "The best lack all conviction, while the worst / Are full of passionate intensity."[11]

the philosopher and mathematician Bertrand Russell (1872–1970), who said, "One of the painful things about our time is that those who feel certainty are stupid, and those with any imagination and understanding are filled with doubt and indecision."[11]

0fac76 No.275787

I'm reading what you're posting but it's not really refuting reality and is tiresomely civic, like you're making excuses for what is happening due to foreign invasion and going full liberalist about individualism when it's not relevant tbh

I know it's not actually the case but that's what it looks like to me

how far down the rabbit hole did you actually go lad? I know you like the kooky ike and occult stuff but how much on the Jews, race & IQ, behaviour patterns and so on?

no time to piss about anyway i have to cycle four villages away because a cunt deliveryman didn't knock on the door hard enough or just leave the package on the floor

d74bb2 No.275788


>logic is tiresomely civic

Lad are you even self aware

d74bb2 No.275789

This is utter madness

d74bb2 No.275790

Confirmation bias:


d74bb2 No.275791

>anything that disputes what I believe is civic

Does this logic not worry you

0fac76 No.275792


no it's just that I don't think it's correct/applies or is relevant when faced with salient facts like "x group of people is overall a negative influence on the nation" and I don't see why you're so against that, apart from somehow reingesting the bluepill

d74bb2 No.275793


>reingesting the bluepill

The redpill is a false enlightenment memie

d74bb2 No.275794



>too much x is bad for a nation

>attack x not the people responsible for adding it in the first place

Is like

>too much sugar is bad for you

>its sugars fault, not the people adding sugar to bread and water

0fac76 No.275795


it's not mutually exclusive and you know I strongly dislike both the symptom and the cause

1024b3 No.275796

cant get these off my guitar to adjust the truss rod


can anyone tell me looking at that the exact size screwdriver head i need

i have a bunch but none of them work

d74bb2 No.275797

File: ee770ba846a2275⋯.jpg (84 KB, 702x954, 39:53, 3l8i01j83y311.jpg)


d74bb2 No.275798

File: fb81bda4067298b⋯.jpg (9.67 KB, 600x600, 1:1, ph000-screwdriver.jpg)


Or try a tiny flathead

d74bb2 No.275799

File: 4f5a57f0dc189f3⋯.jpg (193.63 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 7Pcs-Lot-100mm-length-Magn….jpg)


I think ph0

d74bb2 No.275800


>how far down the rabbit hole did you actually go lad? I know you like the kooky ike and occult stuff but how much on the Jews, race & IQ, behaviour patterns and so on?

Been down so far I'm back out into fresh air lad, if you have any sources that haven't been posted on on a chan in the past decade then you might have seen something I haven't

61072c No.275801

File: d6a9b2a003bf44d⋯.png (156.94 KB, 600x616, 75:77, warning.png)


This thread is legitimately horrifying. Everyone on /pol/ so fucking mentally ill or a spy. No wonder nationalism is irrelevant

d74bb2 No.275802



Ouch my frowning muscles

0fac76 No.275803


big if true tbh

0fac76 No.275804

File: 90ebfd47831917e⋯.png (149.73 KB, 345x420, 23:28, 1488.png)

lovely cycle tbh

stopped on top of a steep railway bridge and in both directions the rail stretched out straight into the distance amongst the fields and hedgerows

made me feel like being at the end of that auschwitz photo but even better because it was english and no foreigner was within at least a twenty mile radius

41e292 No.275805

just nipping back in to ask…*

is it on its way?

0fac76 No.275806


you're nicked sonny

41e292 No.275807


that's probably fair tbh

d87e7c No.275808


I texted you lad smdh

41e292 No.275809


Ohhh that explains it. I changed sims recently. Let me dig it out

For future reference I'll ask anprim to send ya'll my number

d87e7c No.275810


You mongrel ffs it all went dark I thought the feds got up

41e292 No.275811


Top kek I would've said sooner but I left the board to wind down.

Started rereading hitch hikers btw

d87e7c No.275812



Would highly advise Long Earth as as follow up

41e292 No.275813

>plugs in old sim and gets the texts

ahhhh sorry lad I feel like a right cunt now

1f7afe No.275814

File: dd911fca6aad24a⋯.png (1013.58 KB, 512x916, 128:229, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 6ae1ba8a8f644a6⋯.jpg (394.31 KB, 707x1000, 707:1000, 1487648505881.jpg)

It's extra tropical today.

41e292 No.275815

has it been a week yet? I think I'm prolly gonna disappear again in an hour or so and then piss off for half a week or so.


SWIM will soon be a mycologist

d87e7c No.275816


>drive 15 miles to do the thing

Do you see the predicament lmao

Its fine though I'll get moving tomorrow

d87e7c No.275817



Cool shit tbh

41e292 No.275818


Smh I really am very sorry. It's because I'm switching up all my services as I'm actually moving out soon.

I'll make sure to tell ya next time ;^)

although I do hope I don't have to change phone providers any time soon


was reading up about mushrooms the other day

VERY cool tbh

61072c No.275819

File: 2dd8f5d88f1c9ef⋯.jpg (93.01 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, mah nigga.jpg)

>all these /brit/ fags thinking Tommy serves a good purpose "even if he is a zionist shill"


Just kill nationalism, please Lord.

d87e7c No.275820


Would put money on him being 'killed" to rile us up

1f7afe No.275821

File: d8633d81b3793b3⋯.png (1016.39 KB, 840x1119, 280:373, ClipboardImage.png)


tommy tommy tommy tommy tommy tommy

61072c No.275822


Yeah /brit/ is openly saying they want him to be killed, without realising the govt wants exactly that

Fuck honestly nationalists are utterly gullible morons


based timmy free timmy he dindu nuffin

d87e7c No.275823


Sleight of hand.png

0fac76 No.275824

so is his name actually yaxley-lennon because that's kind of funny tbh

1f7afe No.275826

File: b1307ea77ed7629⋯.png (45.93 KB, 579x370, 579:370, ClipboardImage.png)

annihilates your islamofascistic bigotry

d87e7c No.275827



d87e7c No.275828


Never has one sentence meant so different to so many

61072c No.275829


Might be joking tbf. He's a spy all the same, idk if he's jewish or zionist or whatever

1f7afe No.275830

File: 271cde7ddf92e0b⋯.png (233.94 KB, 369x911, 369:911, ClipboardImage.png)


It might have been a joke if he didn't keep doing it smh.

0fac76 No.275831


don't really pay attention to him tbh all I know is that he's a zionist anti-islam mong who got thrown in jail and might die from muslims like BASED saint bacon prank man

61072c No.275832


Drop in the ocean compared to the overall number of tweets tbf


Bacon on mosque is just bad taste tbh and uncivilised

d87e7c No.275833


He's bread and circus for nationalism


Tbh, while it was ebin and edgy it wasn't funny or justified

0fac76 No.275834


I think a little bit of bacon mischief is more than justified when weighed against ongoing mass rape, murder, terrorism and violence tbh

d87e7c No.275835




61072c No.275836




fuck sake

0fac76 No.275837


61072c No.275838


Do you feel clever about having consumed propaganda?

d87e7c No.275839

>realise right to a fair trial is enough justification for daftyism

Now if only we could get them to think logically

d87e7c No.275840

Well shit

d87e7c No.275841

Wessex lad the fact that you have the opinions that you do makes me so angry

You've been played and can't see it

Somebody has to accept responsiblity for your programming, then they're getting waterboarded

0fac76 No.275842


I'm sure I feel the same in the other direction

don't see how throwing bacon at a mosque is justification for being purposely thrown in prison with a bunch of muslims to be killed by, or why people that, in a sane nation, would be considered dangerous invaders and usurpers, should be allowed any of the same rights as natives and pandered to above and beyond the same.

The fact is every establishment position is firmly entrenched, knowingly or not, in a genocidal set of behaviours causing extreme damage to the natives of Britain, so why shouldn't we get daft?

d87e7c No.275843


The law is the law

You can't selectively apply it

It was against a law so he got banged up

Fair enough it was a shit joke but

>lol its just a prank

Isn't a legal defence

>why shouldn't we

The fact YOU want to go daft tells me its state approved lad smfh

1024b3 No.275844

File: 3dd3e5f6eaeca8d⋯.jpg (39.91 KB, 647x404, 647:404, story-image_647_1014150204….jpg)

d87e7c No.275845

>muh Islam

1024b3 No.275846

File: 9440ca2a8f5c323⋯.png (635.97 KB, 1355x560, 271:112, 1.png)

"For EVROPA" - The Golden One AKA The Joocy Lion of Eternal Wisdom moments before leading the charge against the wog army of the dark lord Soros

1024b3 No.275847

What is your favourite breakfast cereal?

Coco Pops are my favourite.

0fac76 No.275848


Law is a tool, it is mutable and should serve the people.

Law is currently selectively applied, circumvented and discarded at will when convenient by the traitorous system.


porridge oats

69d05f No.275849


yer ma

d87e7c No.275850


Crunchy nut clusters


That's too broad of a statement to be wholly true lad

1024b3 No.275851

File: eab7e91bc31bd7b⋯.jpg (36.1 KB, 675x502, 675:502, 9f918aadcffcedaf430826555b….jpg)

I'll try to get back as quick as I can. Will you wait?

1024b3 No.275852

File: e57235e534a3c44⋯.jpg (170.99 KB, 904x660, 226:165, screenshot.1971.jpg)

For a while. Then… Over the hill

1024b3 No.275853

File: 591f5baa44a9c5c⋯.png (1.29 MB, 1598x678, 799:339, a.boy.and.his.dog (copy).png)

So long, partner.

d87e7c No.275854


Shut up dog

Find me some pussy

0fac76 No.275855


It really isn't, in every case invaders are treated lightly while natives are harshly punished.

Paki rape gang: gets 6 months

Bacon man: gets 3 years and death by muslims

Also remember that the police force and judicial system as it currently is is a sham constructed specifically for this purpose, before Peel practice of law and justice was confined to local societies; the hue and cry, militias, the night watch etc and it worked well in a homogeneous, insular and connected community (ie, a real society and not deracinated, individualized consumer golems).


Getting real tired of canned food

1024b3 No.275856

File: 5a56389877256cb⋯.jpg (118.6 KB, 1200x997, 1200:997, DdzwTkmX0AA1CcZ.jpg)

d87e7c No.275857


>comparing sentencing

Yeah there's some fuck ups, and probably corruption


It is an infected institution, yes, but you are playing the part of the disaffected insular native

0ac2a9 No.275858


Good film tbh

1024b3 No.275859

hot spicy meme coming up

d87e7c No.275860

This is a memiefree zone

1024b3 No.275861

nvm i lack the ability to make it

1024b3 No.275862

File: 2133a5fa3a0ba97⋯.jpg (54.39 KB, 600x900, 2:3, d970fd32da1873cc62dac0df3c….jpg)


1024b3 No.275863

picking my nose tbh

d87e7c No.275864

d87e7c No.275865


Sport of kings

1024b3 No.275866

all alone

1024b3 No.275867

File: 44daa457a9e5b8b⋯.png (486.1 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 44daa457a9e5b8ba19ab376140….png)

61072c No.275868


The rape gangs are indeed let off easy mostly likely because the authorities are involved, Tommy is there to lead you into it being muh Islam instead of helping you realise that the authorities are actually in on it. Not because "oh they let it off because they didn't want to be seen as racist" but I mean they were likely actively participating themselves. We know they're full of paedos. Keith Vaz springs to mind too. Instead of calmly realising all this and making a point that the state is a problem (the law should nonetheless be obeyed beyond simple civil disobedience mind you) you go full dafty reee muslims reee pakis and cheer on an agent of the state

1024b3 No.275869

File: 8afee0b99a2ed20⋯.jpg (159.63 KB, 600x808, 75:101, 92088e143375ede22c4f717dda….jpg)

*stalks you from the bushes*

d87e7c No.275870


Piss off varg

1024b3 No.275871

File: 9c64cebeb8651a6⋯.jpg (55.35 KB, 750x756, 125:126, 1517661270115.jpg)

Really we're all alone all the time, even surrounded by bestest friends. We're all trapped inside our own minds and we can never really get into the mind of another and experience things as they do or be one. At best we can only try and clumsily communicate with one another through a wall and our voices are only faint mumblings no matter how hard we shout.

1024b3 No.275872

File: 3649db2a42a730d⋯.mp4 (180.49 KB, 720x392, 90:49, varg_nuts.mp4)

69d05f No.275873

File: 5fa4dbe719f68be⋯.png (761.72 KB, 564x886, 282:443, ClipboardImage.png)

d87e7c No.275874

d87e7c No.275875


Fit there

1024b3 No.275876

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Someone posted this on /tv/

I had to turn it off because of her voice being so awful. She has very bad vocal fry.

61072c No.275877

File: 007df16a7362d45⋯.jpg (100.83 KB, 1200x1108, 300:277, perfect.jpg)


Nice Portman

61072c No.275878


fuck off if you're going to bully Portman

1024b3 No.275879


I have no strong feelings of her.

Sell her to me. Beside her appearance (which is lovely) what is nice about her?

d87e7c No.275880


Her tiddies

61072c No.275881

File: 585058f0082a4b3⋯.jpg (110.54 KB, 569x715, 569:715, the_chosen_waifu.jpg)


If you need to be persuaded you don't deserve her tbh

d87e7c No.275882


Like a fat kid loves cake

1024b3 No.275883

File: fdd2e0fd65d43e1⋯.jpg (35.56 KB, 360x528, 15:22, Eowyn.jpg)


Eowyn is better

d87e7c No.275884


Tolkein a shit

1024b3 No.275885

File: 99722f12ad28ae0⋯.png (221.58 KB, 310x315, 62:63, 3077313469_1_3_jPX9LMSw.png)

61072c No.275886

File: 50ece77e8a84e20⋯.jpg (441.41 KB, 1268x1600, 317:400, qt btbh.jpg)






You mean Hackson

d87e7c No.275887

d87e7c No.275888

>£148.80 ccj

Is this a sign

1024b3 No.275889

File: 8e5f84ad9ac3d10⋯.jpg (44.01 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 41bbf72e6d4dcc46989001e8af….jpg)

idk what to do I'm sad and alone Everything is shit and fake.

Might watch Gamecentre CX and pretend Arino is my friend and I'm cheering him on for real.

61072c No.275890


go out

61072c No.275891

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d87e7c No.275892


What sharts says

d87e7c No.275893


*belts it out*


69d05f No.275894


No one is even remotely optimistic about england wew

>30 years of hurt is now 50 years of hurt

d87e7c No.275895

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d87e7c No.275896


Shut it you norn scummo

61072c No.275897

File: ad8adc99aab9202⋯.jpg (165.92 KB, 962x626, 481:313, ENGERLAND.jpg)


Good lad. INGERLAND!


This will be our year lad, I can feel it

*loses to the Germans on penalties*

1024b3 No.275898

What do Natalie Portmans poos smell like?

d87e7c No.275899

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d87e7c No.275900


Ever used a squat toilet as a gravity bong?

69d05f No.275901


This one is actually just wank

61072c No.275902




God bless John Barnes, he started this shit


nah it's not bad tbh

61072c No.275903

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This was shite though

1024b3 No.275904


The fact that you can't accept the fact that she poos shows you don't see her as a full human. She isn't a female who you love and admire, and dream about being with. You're just doing what /r9k/ people do and collecting folders full of women who you project some perfect personality onto (That doesn't exist).

A healthy relationship is one in which both parties acknowledge that they each do poos.

69d05f No.275905

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These songs had definitely jumped the shark by 2006

d87e7c No.275906

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[Eyebrows raise to alarming levels]

1024b3 No.275907

File: c7453dd5ddec3c7⋯.jpg (27.65 KB, 300x300, 1:1, Hila-Klein.jpg)

Best Goblin is Hila anyway.

d87e7c No.275908

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Kys dizzee my man

61072c No.275909

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I miss 2006. smh we were definitely going to win and those WAGs ruined it. COME BACK SVEN


Yeah maybe I don't actually harbour delusional dreams of being with her and just like posting her

61072c No.275910


4got your (You)

61072c No.275911

>David Baddiel is half-Jewish half-Welsh

A true Englishman

0fac76 No.275912

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GOD OF WAR: Heroic Qi Jiguang

yes it's a chinky war film

the film proper has subtitles

Ming China is pretty cool and I want to do one of those "weapon development" forum games about it next tbh


I don't do any of that and acknowledge tommy is a spy?

the hierarchy of hate is probably

clueless plebs < invaders < jews < traitors

69d05f No.275913


his mum was a based Goblin though

1024b3 No.275914

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She's so adorable

61072c No.275915


All j.ewesses are based

0fac76 No.275916

File: 5775e0ab2b3536b⋯.png (49.6 KB, 841x255, 841:255, ClipboardImage.png)

File: bf7f7e7040f0364⋯.png (47.76 KB, 861x239, 861:239, ClipboardImage.png)

0fac76 No.275917

File: bc82cd7477dedb5⋯.png (56.12 KB, 843x251, 843:251, ClipboardImage.png)

I can't get these headline emails to go into their own folder in gmail automatically smh there's so many of them

69d05f No.275918



>the new observer

d87e7c No.275919



You're being gaslit

0fac76 No.275920


I haven't found any other outlet willing to report on things to this degree, eg pointing out jewish involvement smh


being gaslight is being fed the 24/7 MSM propaganda stream and never finding out about this stuff, existing in an artificial bubble and going on as if everything is a-ok

identifying the problem is the first step to solving it

d87e7c No.275921


Confirmation bias

0fac76 No.275922


so you're just supposed to not notice it? or pretend such things don't happen?

d87e7c No.275923



You can notice it without reacting exactly as the lizards desire

0fac76 No.275924

File: 0ccd071f6e65856⋯.mp4 (2.16 MB, 768x480, 8:5, assadmossad.mp4)

speaking of media and obfuscation etc, I haven't heard anything about Syria recently


>noticing, calling attention to and attempting to solve the problem is reacting exactly as the problem desires you to

0fac76 No.275925

File: 1e91784bb33d672⋯.png (413.93 KB, 600x545, 120:109, angryfrog.png)

oh god I got the webm update neo was talking about ahhhhhhhh my volume control

d87e7c No.275926


>wogs r bad

>Jews r bad

>Muslims r bad

>none of these are what the state wants you to think

0fac76 No.275927


>the state that does everything in it's power to make the plebes love foreigners, interbreed with them, allow their own ethnic genocide to support them etc

>wants people hating them

besides you know I hate the groups in this country, not decent individuals (but acknowledge that still doesn't mean they should stay) or nonentities who stay in their own nations

d87e7c No.275928


You're begging the question there lad

The state sets the situation up so that natives are in conflict with one another and immigrants alike

1024b3 No.275929

File: 50be623665d1d02⋯.jpg (189.69 KB, 623x701, 623:701, screenshot.1972.jpg)

0fac76 No.275930


Perhaps, but there's no other way for sane natives to react, because the invading forces are working as the enemy's tool in full cooperation of their aims. There's nobody like Malcolm X on the other side whom could be engaged in sane conversation and cooperation, just a mass of hateful enemies bent on destruction.

d87e7c No.275931


>your own logic is your enemy

This must be the penultimate boss then surely

69d05f No.275932

File: b81ca163542c9ac⋯.png (117.06 KB, 1184x324, 296:81, ClipboardImage.png)

what is the point of this post? does he assume we forget all of these things, does he think he's saying something new?

e0ea02 No.275933

File: 360d2e469ecaa9e⋯.webm (2.15 MB, 960x540, 16:9, Welcome to Newbrit.webm)

>waifuposter back

This is a great character arc

d87e7c No.275934


[Dun dun duuuuun]

0ac2a9 No.275935



d87e7c No.275936


[Air guitars]

1024b3 No.275937

File: 8210df6d60f88b1⋯.jpg (22.41 KB, 634x360, 317:180, 8df8aff6b3f5b474721d37e954….jpg)

1024b3 No.275938

File: 6cfbaf1b260c648⋯.jpg (72.89 KB, 680x714, 20:21, DL2pB4ZWsAEuY5z.jpg)


d87e7c No.275939


I'll kill you

1024b3 No.275940

File: 85e08f144679674⋯.jpg (97.33 KB, 576x768, 3:4, xCoN6BpibKGC4ZmDMY_HFlJiVc….jpg)


try it see what happens

e0ea02 No.275941

File: a12485ee022aa56⋯.webm (3.34 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, NEVA GIVAP.webm)

d87e7c No.275942



1024b3 No.275943

File: 2690f661703e1fd⋯.jpg (20.13 KB, 500x375, 4:3, feelin-fine.jpg)

1f7afe No.275944

File: 601de0bfa2d710f⋯.png (426.99 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, __shimakaze_kantai_collect….png)


is that me on the daki

1024b3 No.275945

File: ebd857884899645⋯.png (1.23 MB, 1074x604, 537:302, 1460682841919.png)

e0ea02 No.275946


On the what?

1024b3 No.275947

I hate when I know I've got poo inside my bum, but it's not ready to come out yet. Unpleasant sensation.

e0ea02 No.275948

0fac76 No.275949



d87e7c No.275950

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These niggas is trippin

1f7afe No.275951

File: e73f7504769c2d8⋯.png (56.38 KB, 232x149, 232:149, ClipboardImage.png)

File: ed090fa93db0e49⋯.jpg (338.96 KB, 715x1000, 143:200, __astolfo_fate_apocrypha_a….jpg)


The waifu pillow.

e0ea02 No.275952

e0ea02 No.275953

File: df76a918223a321⋯.jpg (51.77 KB, 560x792, 70:99, 5ac9ef31589d9f3f35159c8c87….jpg)

might buy some land

1024b3 No.275954

I have a waifu pillow of Neo and I like to wank on it

1024b3 No.275955


Are you rich?

24bcac No.275956


Do it lad

e0ea02 No.275957

File: ebbb01877c3b4b1⋯.jpg (50.98 KB, 746x531, 746:531, Capture5.JPG)


I could afford this land but I wouldn't have any left to do anything with it

24bcac No.275958


Blast from past

1024b3 No.275959


no point then unless you really want that particular bit

1024b3 No.275960

File: beec959930beab7⋯.png (142.06 KB, 342x342, 1:1, comfy dale.png)

24bcac No.275961


24bcac No.275962

File: e3ec21e4bf3c506⋯.jpg (61.91 KB, 720x604, 180:151, agzyKIO.jpg)

Pack it up lads

61072c No.275963

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>There's nobody like Malcolm X on the other side whom could be engaged in sane conversation and cooperation

Actually there is (albeit not to the same extent) but it's just that you don't actually know anything about Malcolm X besides BASED GLR attending a NOI rally

>just a mass of hateful enemies

Please lad stop this, I say this out of love. Listen to vanlad, you are being gaslit. You can be woke on jews and not be a raging, frothing-at-the-mouth dafty


Who are these people supposed to be




>not singing said songs


24bcac No.275964

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24bcac No.275965


Have this too:


>whatcha wanna be when you grow up?

>I wanna be a muthafuckin hustla, ya better aks somebody

61072c No.275966

File: e66f2e87feb7554⋯.png (312.52 KB, 958x959, 958:959, ClipboardImage.png)


24bcac No.275967


Anti-football is a codeword for anti-white

61072c No.275968


This but unironically

1024b3 No.275969


>muh national team

Hilarious… Lots of wogs and mongrels chasing a bladder up and down a field while being coached by foreigners, and all owned and run and profited on by foreigners. Yet somehow I'm supposed to feel some sort of national pride in this shitshow.

24bcac No.275970

File: 6ca3889315f79b7⋯.png (123.13 KB, 320x480, 2:3, Screenshot_2018-06-14-23-2….png)

Apocalypse now

61072c No.275971


go be a fag somewhere else

61072c No.275972

>Southgate is a foreigner

1024b3 No.275973

File: b3badf5a2bee547⋯.jpg (596.63 KB, 2048x1536, 4:3, england-squad.jpg)

24bcac No.275974

File: 7bf7101e0ceb253⋯.jpg (46.69 KB, 306x423, 34:47, article-2572378-00092A0B00….jpg)


>this is a foreigner

61072c No.275975


To be brutal, only sad autists inject race into everything. Anti-footballism is the worst kind of contrarianism


Big respect to the I man tbh

61072c No.275976

Have you bled for your country? Paul Ince has

24bcac No.275977

24bcac No.275978

>this kills the dafty

1024b3 No.275979


Football is boring and shit.

And it's not just the race that's just the most obvious thing to point at. But really why care at all? You might as well root for any other team. It's all meaningless, especially given how often players move around to different teams. Just a business.


No and I never want to. My country can eat a dick and deserves to rot in piss.

1024b3 No.275980


I'm not a dafty. I couldn't care less about politics. It's bullshit.

I am above it.

24bcac No.275981

1024b3 No.275982

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69d05f No.275983

The cure to daftyism is a nice gf tbqh

655f1e No.275984


>Football is boring and shit


24bcac No.275985




Premier league is shit

World cup is great

Hopefully get to fight some argies

1024b3 No.275986

*kicks the football*


24bcac No.275987

>ywn fistfight some drunk Argentinians because raheem stirling scored a BLINDER

4c0bc2 No.275988


All the wogs just show how much better the English are than everyone else because they chose to come here rather than staying in their hellholes.


>only sad autists inject race into everything

t. untermensch


How was he allowed to stay on the pitch with a bloody shirt? Couldn't get away with that nowadays.

1024b3 No.275989

Definitely gonna need to do a poo tomorrow

4c0bc2 No.275990


>Premier League is sh*t

True dat, the Championship is where it's at.

24bcac No.275991



If the reverse of these positions ia ubermensch then id rather stay unter if it's all the same to you ma'am

>wouldn't allow it nowadays

Tbh hepatitis and that

But nigga was a T A N K

e0ea02 No.275992

File: 0dd03af20f9696c⋯.webm (860.81 KB, 960x540, 16:9, fuckennnn.webm)


24bcac No.275993


Conference league and below tbh, less mercenaries

24bcac No.275994

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4c0bc2 No.275995


>less mercenaries

Amateur football or nothing. They should be doing it for love of the game, not for a paycheque.

24bcac No.275996


Cricket is good at local level too tbh

69d05f No.275997

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Making Movies > Brothers in arms tbqh

0fac76 No.275998

File: e05ab8df37c4be8⋯.png (594.49 KB, 704x600, 88:75, ClipboardImage.png)

b87934 No.275999

File: fd7950354acff9b⋯.jpg (133.69 KB, 666x1024, 333:512, civic English lass.jpg)


I'm anti-white

b87934 No.276000

File: 39c006efda45785⋯.jpg (228.58 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, civic English lasses.jpg)

Trips for civic lasses

1024b3 No.276001

File: 2a23b715a61d2e7⋯.jpg (30.69 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 10895182_1531100810487671_….jpg)

Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

1024b3 No.276002

So tired

1024b3 No.276003

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792224 No.276004


Morning you miserable bugger

55961f No.276005

File: e6ca6f2d206295e⋯.png (726.92 KB, 888x499, 888:499, ClipboardImage.png)

792224 No.276006


Are gamers just rebranded incel-neckbeards? Or are they the next evolution

55961f No.276007


I'm not even sure who gang weed makes fun of at this point

55961f No.276008

*puts ready to die CD in car*

792224 No.276009

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I used to get feels on a bitch

Now I through shields on the dick

To stop me from that HIV shit

1024b3 No.276010

File: e910ba4986da4b2⋯.jpg (304.25 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 7f71d63f7b88b3d157c33ea0c8….jpg)

*Spends years working on a YouTube channel promoting honour, glory, EVROPA and encouraging people to stay monogamous and have large families because it is the foundation of civilisation, but also has a gf that he has sex with but doesn't marry or have kids with, then leaves her and moves back to Sweden to engage in more daftyism*

1024b3 No.276011

File: bfef51cdec0a2bf⋯.png (5.63 MB, 1944x3000, 81:125, goldenpilllist.png)

If you didn't read all these books, you aren't white.

1024b3 No.276012

File: 8e94d805c40f89d⋯.jpg (89.85 KB, 1125x1404, 125:156, b5d9926ffee623aae232452423….jpg)

I had a dream the other day that I cuddled with Vargs wife. She's quite cutie.

0fac76 No.276013

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went to doctors

on top of wearing stockings they say I have to moisturize

it's a femen conspiracy I tell you

got summer clothes, laces for steel toes

had all my hair shorn off

feel like I looked like less of a twat with the greasy ponytail and hobo beard tbh but at least it's cooler

0fac76 No.276014

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806f79 No.276015

File: 5d7757eff4a6018⋯.jpg (168.52 KB, 1317x734, 1317:734, 55125.jpg)

File: f2536a296889091⋯.jpg (197.44 KB, 1317x736, 1317:736, 643164.jpg)

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0fac76 No.276016

File: 31b8b5116963ad1⋯.png (664.26 KB, 629x655, 629:655, ClipboardImage.png)

b87934 No.276017


I don't even get this meme tbh

0fac76 No.276018


oh hey jocklet

you didn't die fighting for the kurds or whatever?

806f79 No.276019

File: 58428ea94885b30⋯.jpg (326.95 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1528649252447.jpg)


It's making fun of "gamers" who unironically post edgy shit about being downtrodden cause they're "gamers"

or something along those lines


aright laddy. How are you doing

>you didn't die fighting for the kurds or whatever?

No, I was in contact with them via email up until around a month ago. But I decided to spend my last few grand on stuff for my new flat instead of flight tickets. So I'm kinda stuck in the UK now

0ac2a9 No.276020


Good, you would've got steamrolled by the turks.

792224 No.276021


How long are you staying at the hostel for lad?

1024b3 No.276022

File: 1196e461debe9e8⋯.png (190.49 KB, 1178x508, 589:254, 1507885247564.png)

0fac76 No.276023


might be going into full time work with vanlad, moving temporarily over the weekend, he only knew a few weeks ago so I'm doing everything short notice and trying to find a place to stay


sun-thurs, leaving on thursday, or staying on for another week/moving into a place if it all goes well and I find somewhere

792224 No.276024


So I can tell them we can work next week?

0fac76 No.276025


25th onwards? if it's guaranteed we'll actually have work so I can cover the extra days in the hostel, also might be moving into a place on the 26th (but that place is 3mo minimum so it'd really really need a guarantee to meet that average earning)

792224 No.276026


From 18th onwards, of you're already there?

0fac76 No.276027


can't guarantee that I'd be available to work because I'll be seeing landlords & flats/houseshares etc during the day.

mumsy is paying for the hostel sun-thurs so I want to try and find a place asap

792224 No.276028



We get 2 weeks at avg pay as soon as we start lad, like 3-400 a week each

792224 No.276029


I'll pay for your hostel if we work lad, I seriously need this money, £15 a day?

792224 No.276030



And we can do short days if you're seeing landlords etc

0fac76 No.276031


What sort of times are we likely to do, early morning-afternoon? I can try to reschedule for 4pm kind of times, not sure if I can go later


ah yeah ^

806f79 No.276032

File: eb8e564e8efa17b⋯.png (140.99 KB, 334x390, 167:195, 1528613875219.png)

File: 2f726f7cbff0d48⋯.jpg (47.31 KB, 587x334, 587:334, 636526256254.jpg)

>hit post

>computer blue screens

>now Cortana has enabled herself again and is now harassing me

4c0bc2 No.276033


>movie night

It's Spain vs Portugal at 19:00 first though.

0fac76 No.276034

File: eb1f56c1ee53b6e⋯.png (53.83 KB, 585x462, 195:154, feelit.png)



you're not using anything but win7 or loonix are you?

pretty sure cortana is a botnet10+ thing

0ac2a9 No.276035


>tfw cortana chokes you whilst you sleep

792224 No.276036


We should be finished by 3 every day lad, nice one

I'm serious about paying your hostel for a couple of weeks, dunno when we first get paid though. They'll tell us monday

We can bullshit Friday if you have to go back to yours, shouldn't be a problem

Need your UTR and PLI details ready for Monday lad

4c0bc2 No.276037

File: 6745865687d2fe7⋯.jpg (156.74 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, soccerjerseys.jpg)

Alaska, Connecticut and Montana English clay confirmed


0fac76 No.276038


wait fuck email me the UTR and PLI stuff I don't know how to get them or what they are apart from insurance.

All I have is an NI number and the Universal Credit system telling me I'm self employed

0fac76 No.276039

File: b54b3f5400b3bcb⋯.png (46.04 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, murrca34.png)


>all of that mexican

horrifying tbh

806f79 No.276040

File: dab55fb4e6d5ac9⋯.jpg (87.42 KB, 718x720, 359:360, 1529018084699.jpg)


Is it wrong of me to say that I'm kind of looking forward to the Turks blitzing across Rojava? I would rather have the SAA retake that land however, but a joint op between the Turks and the SAA would be interesting to say the least.


He is such a fucking faggot sometimes. I like him, but after hearing about his rent boy escapades during uni I've kinda stopped watching him, that and the fact he rarely uploads now.


>might be going into full time work with vanlad

That sounds very comfy. Will the two of you shitpost during your break? I hope it works out

>trying to find a place to stay

I was in and out of homelessness earlier this year so I kinda know what it's like. Best of luck!


I fell for the windows 10 meme cause it was a "free" "upgrade"

I would rather be back on Windows 8 smh


I'm pretty sure she listens to you sleep right now, so the choking aspect might not be a far off thing in the future. We can only hope

792224 No.276041


Ring 0300 200 3500 and ask them

There's a shitty automated handler

Just keep saying 'I don't have it' until you speak to someone

PLI is £77 or £20 a month, google PLI insurance, need it for construction and £2mil liability

792224 No.276042

You are so rubbish lad smh

806f79 No.276043


holy fuck that's horrifying

0ac2a9 No.276044


>SAA joint ops with turks

Uh lad?

792224 No.276045


UTR number will be on any self assessment tax forms you've filled in or received btw

0fac76 No.276046


I don't think it'll get so bad as to homelessness tbf

>trusting jews to give you something for free

top keeeeek



smdh all that I've had to do before is sign a liability form and give temp agencies my bank account


aaand I fill those out online through Universal Credit, which doesn't have whatever a UTR is or any details at all beyond "wot u make "wot u spend" "did u put pension fag" etc


806f79 No.276047


If it means the two of them getting the yanks out of Syria? I could see it happening. I guess it depends on how US and Turkey relations go. Turkey is not happy at all about the yanks/west arming and training the Kurds.

0fac76 No.276048



aren't the turks going full Sword of Jewry and helping Israel send in fighters against Assad?

792224 No.276049


They'll be able to give you the UTR over the phone lad

>temp agencies

You're self employed now bucko

Subbied to me


0ac2a9 No.276050


The turks are just securing their border by encroaching upon border regions with Iraq and Syria.


As the Yanks give the Turks the most support it doubt it. However, they are upset with the USA arming the Kurds. But not enough to fuck up NATO relations lmao.

806f79 No.276051


Kind of, it's complicated. Those rebels the Turks are backing really don't face off against the SAA/Assad, they just go after the Kurds. I might add that rebel ranks are filled with SAA spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gables, Searchlight Magazine), that's why so many of them surrender and that's why so much equipment gets handed over to the SAA(ATGMs, tanks, etc)


>As the Yanks give the Turks the most support it doubt it


I think things can change very quickly

0fac76 No.276052


phoning em now

can I buy pli online and can I cancel if I need to?

>my voice is my password

>govt collecting audio identification data on people


792224 No.276053


Yeah its like 75£ one off or 150 over a year I think, its not like a phone contract

0fac76 No.276054


alrighty, know a good provider? think I did search this previously but didn't get that far

792224 No.276055


And reeeeee just play the game until you've got enough money to stop playing

792224 No.276056


There's online comparison sites, use one of those tbh

806f79 No.276057

File: 26f88c9ab57348e⋯.jpg (106.56 KB, 626x892, 313:446, 25321.jpg)

File: 64b7cbda096b027⋯.jpg (92.85 KB, 617x872, 617:872, 266262456.jpg)

>Scottish Nationalists

792224 No.276058

>drop her at the salon

>go for a pint while she gets a vajazzle or whatever girls do there

>have 2 pints as she's taking ages


792224 No.276059


Nationalists can be friendly with other groups lad smh

0ac2a9 No.276060


Even date other groups :^)

792224 No.276061


[Audible self restraint]

806f79 No.276062

File: 8588b56370a19fa⋯.jpg (181.47 KB, 1463x883, 1463:883, 2287878.jpg)


The problem with the SNP is that they're too friendly to everyone


If I ever marry a qt Korean lass I would abandon Scotland and the UK and move to S Korea tbh

1024b3 No.276063

File: 1cef117ddaa3ea8⋯.png (114.05 KB, 601x508, 601:508, 1488019789339.png)

*reads book*

im a big brained smart boy now

even if it is just a star wars book

792224 No.276064


Agreed tbh, the SNP are hardly even nationalists

792224 No.276065


Ever read any SciFi lad? I can recommend some really interesting ones

0fac76 No.276066


except the english

>south korea

kimmy is disappointed in you


ahhh fml lad they want my exact self employment start date which is like a year or two ago and only recorded in UC which doesn't list it and there's no way of contacting them in a timely fashion and basically I'm really fucking pissed and will try fixing it later when the phone has battery charge again

1024b3 No.276067

The SNP aren't nationalists and they don't even want independence. They want to be a region in the EU, not a nation.


I haven't except for some Star Wars books and I have some 40k books I haven't read yet, but those aren't really hard sci fi at all. What do you suggest?

792224 No.276068


Just say the start date is Monday for a self employed role and you need a UTR number, they'll give you one, just ask for a supervisor, they can do it all there and then but you need to be assertive

Its all recorded

>I need my UTR number by the end of this phone call

Will make it happen

792224 No.276069


Have you read any discworld books? If so then Long Earth will be an easy transition

If not, but you like classical storytelling, try CS Lewis Space trilogy or Sleeper Awakes HG wells, or any wells for that matter

If you like dark esoteric themes then Philip k dick

For actual hard SciFi with brilliant concepts then Alastair Reynolds has some cracking shot story compilations that might do the trick

Or asimov for old style hard scifi

792224 No.276070


Kim Stanley roThe Poster Formerly Known As Binsons Mars trilogy is fantastic but very communist flavoured and might put you off near-future SciFi

Its fuckibg great though

792224 No.276071



0fac76 No.276072

File: 86b45fff6169d67⋯.png (1.45 MB, 1000x723, 1000:723, ClipboardImage.png)


heinlein (but not his very earliest work from when he was a retarded libshitarian)

can't remember the guy, might be K Dick but whoever wrote the Lensman books

H. Beam Piper is my personal favourite even though it's pozzed, his stories about the Fuzzies are cute


the indian on the other end was going on about it for tax forms and all sorts of shite that I've never dealt with before what with not making any relevant amount of money, wouldn't proceed without me, went full police investigation on it

I'll try again in a few smh

you'd think one of the most important things mummy government would do is make sure everyone is capable of paying their tithes from the moment they start any work but apparently I was just allowed to be "self employed" without any paperwork all this t ime

792224 No.276073



Good recommendation

Find his concepts are better dealt with by other authors tbh


Try again lad, make it clear you need a UTR by the end of the call

>mummy govts tithes

You need to know what to ask

The person answering the call is probably minimum wage and dgaf

1ca105 No.276074

File: 8d13f9dcb5a8b59⋯.jpg (89.77 KB, 600x337, 600:337, 1529004077482.jpg)

ITT: We laugh at saudis

806f79 No.276075

File: a2b0d886be5e451⋯.jpg (122.93 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1528738369808.jpg)

>all these smart people talking about books

>only read my first book a few weeks ago

>it was The Invisible Dog by Dick King Smith

Any suggestions as to what I should read next? I have a couple of suitcases full of books that I've never read because they're all doorstoppers

0ac2a9 No.276076


>first read a book a bit ago

What the fuck did you do in school?

1ca105 No.276077


Ray Bradbury, All Summer in a Day

806f79 No.276078

File: 16e368bc5f6b7f1⋯.webm (1.65 MB, 854x480, 427:240, SaudisBTFO.webm)




>What the fuck did you do in school?

I skipped it

Actually I read a couple of books before the age of 10 in school, but I have no clue what they were.

792224 No.276079




Easy to understand but with nature concepts


I smoked weed and got excluded but I still read 2 or 3 books a week lmao

0fac76 No.276080

File: e855a9f44ad4d49⋯.png (495.13 KB, 1011x567, 337:189, ClipboardImage.png)

>chinkies are so advanced they blend their advertising right into the program

>scene opens with historical advisers having a party

>cake with a 7 on it

>get suspicious because roman numeral

>then he whips out a smartphone and shills for The People's Loan


792224 No.276081




Fucking autocorrect assuming my adjectives

792224 No.276082


Product placement

0ac2a9 No.276083


Yeah but you still have to read books to pass


>skipped school

>didn't read books at home anyway


0fac76 No.276084


usually it's little things that blend in, like coca cola in a teen drama

not a 200ad court advisor and military official suddenly extolling the virtues of usury lol

792224 No.276085


>to pass

Did all the required reading by year 9 tbh lmao



>there are people that don't read books

0fac76 No.276086

they're the same actors as in the actual show as well

at least Three Kingdoms 2010 just had Cao Cao shilling air con units during the credits and not the episode

806f79 No.276087

File: bba551f639e01a5⋯.jpg (50.32 KB, 472x472, 1:1, 1528650437613.jpg)



Ray Bradbury's All Summer in a Day & Discworld. Cheers lads, they've been added to the list




792224 No.276088



Lmao alright fair point

792224 No.276089


Its the opposite of bullying, my man

0ac2a9 No.276090


>people who haven't read books scare me


Lmao I remember those

1ca105 No.276091

File: b81cdbb5e3e95f7⋯.jpg (49.74 KB, 700x500, 7:5, i had enough.jpg)


actually lad I was jesting that book almost made me physically cry one time. like go ahead he's a good actor but it might make you rage a little

read the moomins or something

also I agree you are just as worth a human as everyone here and ily <3

792224 No.276092


Reeeeee they don't scare me they aggravate my scowling muscles

1024b3 No.276093

Someone stabbed and killed by a group of wogs just around the corner from me fucking hell.

Apparently he used to be friends with them and was in a gang, rival to their gang though.

I need to get good at running so I can escape the wogs. My area has become so much more diverse over the past 5 or 6 years.

I already have a policy of not going out when the teenagers aren't in school, since they are prone to criminality, and on the weekends too. I like to go early in the morning since I figure criminals are lazy and wouldn't be up at such hours.




792224 No.276094


Steel toecaps and basic boxing will stop you getting directly stabbed

I can't run for shit but that's always the best option

1ca105 No.276095


just swim bro you're on an island

792224 No.276096

>being scared of local youths

Lightweight tbh

This needs work

0fac76 No.276097


the problem was with registering for self assessment smh so what, I need to do the paperwork there

>even if I fill it in it's 10 working days until I get what they want (post only)

806f79 No.276098

File: 05b667da8132460⋯.jpg (560.25 KB, 955x722, 955:722, 1528675331310.jpg)


>actually lad I was jesting

I'll give it a read anyways, and I might try the Moomins too, I enjoyed the cartoon when I was a kid. I'm up for reading anything tbh, cheers lad

>also I agree you are just as worth a human as everyone here and ily <3

A very nice thing to say, thank you lad. I hope you've had a great day so far and I hope you have a nice evening.


>I need to get good at running so I can escape the wogs

You could get a treadmill if you have the space since getting up early enough in the morning might not always be viable

0fac76 No.276099


calling again to try and force it tbh

0fac76 No.276100

fucking hell I hate bureaucracy

and all this shit is so complicated

I bet you could reorganize all of these basic services and taxation offices or whatever and save tens of billions

792224 No.276101




Just say you need it lad, I did, got it same day

0fac76 No.276102


that's the plan if the phone doesn't run out of battery again before someone picks up

792224 No.276103



They're open till 7, harass them until you get it

1ca105 No.276104

mum shills going to fucking bermuda


792224 No.276105


LOCAL holidays only

0fac76 No.276106


Ok, this time I got a downie lass who's registered me but can't give me the number, I've asked if they're likely to have it if I phone monday morning because I can't wait ten days for the letter.

792224 No.276107

*allows investments to mature*

Got enough xanax to last until judgement day

792224 No.276108


The induction is from 1pm, harrass them all Monday morning

Its not the end of the world if it takes till Friday to get, its payment related not employment critical

1ca105 No.276109


this is so stupid though

792224 No.276110


Nah keeping your tourist money in-house is logical tbf

0fac76 No.276111


what's the matter you bigot, don't want to experience the bermuda triangle and be anal probed by lizardmen?


their system means I have to wait ten days for whatever reason and even if I phone earlier it probably won't be ready for at least a week, so all I can do is explain I've filled out the self assessment registration form and have to wait for it.

792224 No.276112


They told me the same thing

I said I needed the number to start work and they found it

Ring them Monday am and kick off, I'll do it for you if necessary

I haven't paid taxes for a decade so you can be screwed about

1ca105 No.276113

File: 540dcf499608fe6⋯.jpg (33.61 KB, 326x260, 163:130, uhm no sweetie.jpg)


alright. is bermuda white?


I just want to go to a more "local" holiday like spain or at least greece, what is going half a globe for. smh whatever.

792224 No.276114


Its a tax Haven so probably Russian and Jewish

1ca105 No.276115

File: 3e08325a80650ad⋯.jpg (95.79 KB, 640x360, 16:9, when your homeboy outright….jpg)


>Russian and Jewish

it all makes so much sense now

0ac2a9 No.276116


It's a nice place, however they drive left hand drive cars on the right side of the road, so be careful. It's a tax haven but a nice one.

806f79 No.276117

File: 704c26ad67a8388⋯.jpg (34.99 KB, 364x310, 182:155, 1528667249984.jpg)

>that scent of petrichor when the rain pours

1ca105 No.276118


oh the horror

(you best be meming)

although yeah I'll give you that, for a former imperium that's suspicious.

0ac2a9 No.276119


Wait I fucked it up. They drive American cars on British roads.

0fac76 No.276120


guess that'll have to do

not sure if it's possible though, if the number has to be generated by cubicle jockeys physically looking through whatever records they need to smh


what's wrong with brighton beach, blackpool pier or skegness lad

if you want to get fancy you could do a week in a crofters cottage on one of the northern islands

0fac76 No.276121

File: 81977052aaac14d⋯.png (87.02 KB, 645x729, 215:243, tardjak11.png)


PLI is personal liability insurance right

0fac76 No.276122


also when looking for a quote does the job come under "builder"

d09aec No.276123



Public liability insurance lad lmao

And yeah they will give you a UTR number within 72 working hrs, I can assure you we will make it happen

d09aec No.276124


Glazing if they have that as a selection

Doesnt really matter

1ca105 No.276125

File: a11297112d78598⋯.jpg (21.26 KB, 185x233, 185:233, when i find some dank ass ….JPG)


It's me bro

but uhh yeah I'll make sure to visit those when I get to the UK one day, which is prolly never cause my mum rather sees a literally who island than the UK unless the snooker championship plays or something.

0fac76 No.276126

File: 7d98b011c3c461d⋯.png (869.68 KB, 598x840, 299:420, tintinlondon.png)

File: 97d1524fe6c610a⋯.png (1.02 MB, 800x1109, 800:1109, tintinpenrith.png)


why not go see the diversity museum of London?



thanks lad

d09aec No.276127

Anybody else need help with tax/self employment/etc?

Lawfag is on this for 4 hrs so knock yourselves out

0ac2a9 No.276128


Bermuda is a nice place tbh, it's kinda like tropical Britain, or it was for a short while. A lot more Americans now there however, so it's no longer Britain's Florida. But yeah they drive left hand drive cars on the left side of the road iirc.

1ca105 No.276129


Thanks. Valuable info. I'll make sure to tell her all that.

Taking a walk see yall

0fac76 No.276130


hey if she's paying go there via seamoneyland and have weed pizza and fried tarantulas

or locally, tour the concentration camp sites of east germany or go to the nuremburg museum :^)


ask how much I can leech from the system while also being gainfully self employed

d09aec No.276131


Save all the invoices and receipts for travel and accommodation lad, you can write them off against your overall tax bill

0ac2a9 No.276132


Bye bye

d09aec No.276133




Lad you dont need to ask what I retain him for lmao

1ca105 No.276134

Fuck 4/sp/ banned me

0fac76 No.276135


will a torn bit of paper saying "£20 to vanlad for giving me a lift" work

and can I put down getting a haircut and some new clothes as well since it's for employability purposes



d09aec No.276136




0fac76 No.276137


doesn't 8sp exist

they're the get fiends right

d09aec No.276138


Anything you think could be an employment expense is valid

Write it all down

I'll give you invoices for lifts if I have to

I already owe you like £30 so we have all that to discuss after Monday in person

0ac2a9 No.276139


big rip

1024b3 No.276140

File: 8bd480486e313e8⋯.jpg (505.93 KB, 1280x728, 160:91, 0 0moo1.jpg)

d09aec No.276141

And anshit you are first priority for debt payment, dw

1024b3 No.276142

File: c5f2e377a00e4e9⋯.jpg (274.31 KB, 1110x693, 370:231, 1l3vK6i.jpg)

Highly glorious, in all actuality.

0fac76 No.276143


wouldn' worry too much tbh

just starting to feel like I'm going to have to fill out multiple self assessment things smh since that's what UC already asks for

I'm burnt out for now, it's disgusting the amount of notepad files and bits of paper are lying around

reckon I can buy pli online out of business hours tomorrow? or if they'd be open on a saturday

61072c No.276144

File: 6f0d9c1643f79a7⋯.gif (1.95 MB, 245x245, 1:1, british immigration policy….gif)

File: b61a9efc498c6f3⋯.gif (1.24 MB, 245x245, 1:1, british immigration policy….gif)

You lot are posting way too fast

d09aec No.276145


You could buy it Monday if necessary, but try tomorrow morning please, I am out on a limb to get you this job, try and help me as much as possible

d09aec No.276146


You can fuck off you Ottoman cunt

61072c No.276147

File: a7cc1b44541c5ac⋯.jpg (154 KB, 788x443, 788:443, ATATURK - FATHER OF THE NA….jpg)


nah fam I'm Kemalist

0fac76 No.276148


looking at it now, got half an hour left

worst thing is that it all needs post codes smh and all I can give is the current one, meaning changes later

hate bureaucracy reeeee

d09aec No.276149


I dgaf what sort of furrin you are

Al fresco tracheotomy incoming

d09aec No.276150


Just get anything lad, between us we can sort out any details

d09aec No.276151


Just need to get on the payroll

I'll 50/50 the jobs for the first 2 weeks or smth if it spurs you on

0fac76 No.276152


1mil liability right

just see what happens tbh, even if they fail me you'd probably still get the work with your experience right

d09aec No.276153


2mil lad

You can't be failed, I've employed you

0fac76 No.276154


ah right

just doing covers now, taking personal accident

do I need to do contract works "Cover if your contract with your customer makes you responsible for damage to partly completed works."? think that's the last bit

d09aec No.276155


No I'm responsible for damages

0fac76 No.276156


ta lad, here's more

not working on skyscrapers or anything is it? "hanging from ropes and suspended platforms"

heights above 10 metres

service to infrastructure eg power stations or hospitals

1024b3 No.276157

File: e412d0e670d723f⋯.png (213.43 KB, 620x347, 620:347, capture1.png)

0fac76 No.276158


just saying no tbh but I had to check

0fac76 No.276159


got one for for £22 monthly, lump sum technically cheaper but I want to be able to cancel, worst case

806f79 No.276160

File: 009d51bbfb6fec9⋯.jpg (216.33 KB, 953x760, 953:760, 625661.jpg)

File: 859c8643b7ed2bd⋯.jpg (110.17 KB, 598x679, 598:679, 525215.jpg)

File: 29237b0c7a6f68f⋯.jpg (140.45 KB, 611x817, 611:817, 43126136.jpg)

lads… I really want a cosplay gf

0fac76 No.276161

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fuckin all done apart from some more wikiped and ehow reading lol




lads… I realy want a gf

806f79 No.276162

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>that fucking webm

saved tbh

0fac76 No.276163



it's a good aesthetic

eric pulling off that low key skinhead vibe

655f1e No.276164


>It's an edgy aesthetic


0fac76 No.276165

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>he doesn't want to go full edge

0ac2a9 No.276166


>not being an edge lord

0fac76 No.276167

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tbh my edgesthetic would be D-FENS tbqhsmh

0fac76 No.276168

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61072c No.276169

>jerry lass says she thinks England can win the World Cup

How adorably naive. Being German she doesn't understand our quadrennial disappointment

0ac2a9 No.276170



Such a good film

655f1e No.276171

0fac76 No.276172

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my name is Not Important

what matters is my genocidal crusade

61072c No.276173

>In October 45 BC, Julius Caesar met with the families of Carrhae victims. After a brief speech in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made arrow noises and mimicked seven Legions being slaughtered in the Persian desert.[4] He then picked up the eagle of a deceased Legion and whispered into her ear "Where are you, oh my sweet eagle?", and proceeded to put on a laurel wreath and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the eagle. It was rushed to the smith where she was pronounced irreparably damaged due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident in the Senate, Caesar became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the Senator.[5][6]

He can't keep getting away with it

4c0bc2 No.276176

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