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Just what you need to make you feel better

File: 63b170899415047⋯.jpg (412.48 KB, 1000x1500, 2:3, based islam.jpg)

61072c No.275521

Allā's Messenger, peace and blessings upon him, was constantly harangued by different people including travellers and uncultured Bedouins who did not know the proper way to address or give him the respect and personal space he needs. In one instance, a Bedouin came outside his house and called out "O Muḥammad!" and to come out and talk to me and such and such. Thus a certain verse was revealed. Even the ṣaḥābah would, with good intentions, constantly be asking him questions and Allāh's Messenger (peace and blessings upon him) would typically graciously answer and bestow upon them wisdom. However, of course this sometimes grew tiresome, so he (peace and blessings upon him) declared that they should give ṣadaqah (charitable giving) before asking a question, so they wouldn't be so quick to let their queries fly. In another instance, two of the ṣaḥābah were quarreling over who would command a ghazwah (raid) and their arguments troubled Muhammad so Allāh revealed the verse prohibiting people from raising their voice over the voice of His Messenger. - A Muslim

BASED ISLAM will puts thots in their place, something we sorely need not just irl but here too, wallah. Women shall wear veils mashallah.

And now the news. Yallah shabaab!

Russian women can't stop being thots

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5840023/Russian-MP-warns-women-not-sex-World-Cup-visitors-avoid-single-mothers.html

>Russian women should refrain from sleeping with visiting World Cup fans to avoid becoming single mothers with mixed-race children, a lawmaker who heads the parliament's family committee has advised.

>Tamara Pletnyova, a 70-year-old Communist who leads the lower house's family, women and children body, told Govorit Moskva radio she hoped women would not date visiting fans and get pregnant.

World Cup starting soon nibbas get on board the banter bus!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44299651

>The 2018 Fifa World Cup gets under way on Thursday when hosts Russia face Saudi Arabia following an opening ceremony at Moscow's Luzhniki Stadium.

>Football's showpiece event features 32 teams, including holders Germany, competing in 64 games over 32 days.

>The 21st edition will be played out in 12 stadiums, across 11 cities, spread over 1,800 miles.

More on Drumpf and Kim meeting together to exchange views on which popular snack is the best: Cheetos or Lucky Charms

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-44471419

>The US hopes to see "major disarmament" by North Korea by the end of 2020, Secretary of State Mike Pompeo says.

>His comments come a day after an unprecedented meeting between President Donald Trump and North Korean leader Kim Jong-un in Singapore.

>In a statement North Korea agreed to work towards "complete denuclearisation of the Korean Peninsula".

Jocks are gay

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-44467306

>SNP MPs have walked out en masse from Prime Minister's Questions after their Westminster leader was thrown out of the chamber in a row with the Speaker.

>Ian Blackford refused to sit down when ordered to by John Bercow having asked for the Commons to sit in private.

>This was in protest at a lack of debate on what he said was a "power grab" in the EU Withdrawal Bill.

4c0bc2 No.275523

File: 25488bd60115edf⋯.jpg (385.88 KB, 1260x1828, 315:457, 998232.jpg)

h


1f7afe No.275524

File: 28ac30e992a3f0a⋯.jpg (1.22 MB, 1024x1820, 256:455, __nishizumi_maho_girls_und….jpg)

>>275507

Remember the special episode they did where the girls invented a sex change raygun to use on all the boys and create 100% female dystopian future? I do.


2e56ef No.275525

>>275521

Globally reported and fltered


61072c No.275526

File: a07cf270a64ad6f⋯.jpg (29.61 KB, 500x558, 250:279, veiled qt.jpg)

>>275524

This is not in the spirit of this thread


61072c No.275527

File: 7fd094dafa97c4f⋯.jpg (62.92 KB, 743x685, 743:685, mfw.jpg)

>>275525

>filtering the OP


0ac2a9 No.275528

fatty erp edition more like


2e56ef No.275529

>>275524

That doesn't surprise me at all

I bet you remember the gay bits of every show

What was the gayest part of Recess


61072c No.275530

>>275529

>Recess

my nigga


2e56ef No.275531

>>275530

You are gretchen


0ac2a9 No.275532

>>275529

bet neo has a wiki for all genderbend stuff like those people who have wikis of actresses feet.


2e56ef No.275533

>>275532

The library of congayress


2e56ef No.275534

>>275533

Sorry lads I tried


0ac2a9 No.275535

>>275534

>>275533

There was an attempt


61072c No.275536

>>275531

Take that back I'm TJ

>>275532

Neo's fantasies are not a rabbit hole you want to go down lad


2e56ef No.275538

>>275536

You can be vince


61072c No.275539

>>275538

Fair enough. The KARA BOGA


1f7afe No.275540

File: 3e9fde8a0c08230⋯.jpg (241.4 KB, 850x1218, 425:609, __kongou_kantai_collection….jpg)

>>275526

T*rks begone.

>>275529

I don't remember any really gay stuff from Recess, nothing like the Fairly Odd Parents genderbending or Butters crossdressing on South Park at least. I thought the Ashleys' tyre fortress was really cool though.

>>275532

Libelous.


2e56ef No.275541

>>275540

>the Ashley's clubhouse was cool

Truth


2e56ef No.275542

Was Mrs doubtfire pro or anti transgenderism


61072c No.275543

File: d474ba0d504a61a⋯.png (170.35 KB, 494x368, 247:184, enough2.png)

>>275540

Slags begone


0ac2a9 No.275544

>>275540

Do you or do you not have a Gender Bend wiki?


61072c No.275545

>>275542

Neither, it was just crossdressing with a non sexual reason, before everything became perverted


b87934 No.275546

File: e92ba6d3ed73736⋯.jpg (209.33 KB, 600x500, 6:5, pride.jpg)

>>275545

smh lad men dressed as women in classical theatre we've always been a pro-trans society


2e56ef No.275547

>>275545

>he didn't fall for it

Fuck


61072c No.275548

>>275546

AHHHH I HATE GAYS

>>275547

rekt


b87934 No.275549

File: 903174c78d867ec⋯.webm (370.07 KB, 608x320, 19:10, Scientific Fact.webm)


2e56ef No.275550

>wanted a milkybar yogurt

>only come in packs of 4

>have to throw the other ones away as no room in mini fridge


61072c No.275551

File: f3b23ce8a29c25d⋯.mp4 (832.43 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, TSU.mp4)

>>275550

serves you right for buying confectionary


b87934 No.275552

>>275550

Why wouldn't you eat them all?


2e56ef No.275553

>>275549

>tfw can't understand the difference between fact and prevailing hypothesis / consensual assumption

Now THAT is scientific fact


0ac2a9 No.275554

File: 5eaa0020836a95a⋯.png (552.75 KB, 640x626, 320:313, ClipboardImage.png)


2e56ef No.275555

>>275552

already eaten like 30 bags of wotsits today


2e56ef No.275556

Should I bother with /shit/ tonight girls


61072c No.275557

File: 4f77f9f54a8c5c7⋯.png (228.15 KB, 350x350, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>275556

>/shit/


0ac2a9 No.275558

File: 76b37e3bda06628⋯.png (174.3 KB, 420x420, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>275556

checked and nah


b87934 No.275559

File: 4b3812908dc73d3⋯.jpg (116.24 KB, 583x685, 583:685, jordan peterson.jpg)


655f1e No.275560


655f1e No.275561

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


61072c No.275562

File: aa956deff1705c8⋯.png (291.95 KB, 837x576, 93:64, ClipboardImage.png)


0fac76 No.275563

>>275485

I have to be since this place has once again become civic, tolerant and diverse and no longer accepts daftyist opinions smh

>275506

>

>>275542

>Robin Williams described himself as "an honorary Jew" and celebrated Israel's 60th year of existence

nothing is sacred

>>275555

quintquads checked but you're gonna shit out a giant wotsit later


61072c No.275564

>>275563

You and Neo would be perfect for each other tbh


0fac76 No.275565

but I'm not a homo


0ac2a9 No.275566

>>275564

opposites attract tbh


61072c No.275567

>>275565

oh my sweet summer child


61072c No.275568

>>275566

This is just a meme sad people tell themselves to make themselves feel better. But it is true to an extent. A small extent though


0ac2a9 No.275569

>>275568

>This is just a meme sad people tell themselves to make themselves feel better.

that's just a meme people tell themselves to make themselves feel better


61072c No.275570

>>275569

>that's just a meme people tell themselves to make themselves feel better

that's just a meme people tell themselves to make themselves feel better


b49995 No.275571

>>275568

Its very true lad

Good girls like bad boys


1f7afe No.275572

File: 71b516c575a1328⋯.jpg (1.06 MB, 1400x1029, 200:147, __kongou_kantai_collection….jpg)

>>275544

I do not.

>>275563

/newbrit/ is entering a brave new world.


b49995 No.275573

>>275572

Spoiler that crap you negress


0ac2a9 No.275574

File: 3ca90c17d7c7834⋯.png (2.72 MB, 2048x2048, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

HOWDY MOTHERFUCKERS


b49995 No.275575

>>275574

Sarsaparilla please, m'barkeep


61072c No.275576

>>275571

I'm talking about male attraction unless otherwise specified tbh

People with common interests have stronger relationships generally though

>>275573

anshit is too much of an orbiter to deal with her like I did when I was tyrant BO


b49995 No.275577

>>275576

I like skinny nerdy girls, that doesn't reflect my personality at all lmao


0fac76 No.275578

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>275574

>all the other ranchers make fun of me for having a weak stance

>get bullied by qt southern belle oneitis

>HAD ENOUGH.jpg

>walk into the corral in this, dual wielding sawn offs with four six shooters stuck down trousers

>HOWDY MOTHERFUCKERS

and that's the story of how the west was won


b49995 No.275579

>>275576

>when you were supreme twat

The land that time forgot


61072c No.275580

File: 2d63b7384655acb⋯.jpg (415.9 KB, 2214x2994, 369:499, ed59.jpg)

>>275577

OK maybe opposites attract but they don't stay together.

>>275579

laffed

The good old days


0ac2a9 No.275581

File: 32b28c53ccb29c1⋯.png (1.3 MB, 1950x1911, 50:49, ClipboardImage.png)

>>275575

>>275578

Lads I fucking need this duster

>>275576

>man who replies the most to Neo

>calls me an orbituer

hmmmmmmmm


b49995 No.275582

>>275580

Dunno about that

>

At least anshit doesn't cry once a week about closing the board down


61072c No.275583

File: 5916f01112463ad⋯.jpg (18.48 KB, 316x333, 316:333, ead0b16bf8db3fe92b64257a36….jpg)

>>275581

>>man who replies the most to Neo

You?


b49995 No.275584

>>275581

Are you planning on becoming an anime protagonist


61072c No.275585

>>275582

In my defense, you lot were way more insufferable back then


b49995 No.275586


61072c No.275587

File: af4c067b9b0bacd⋯.jpg (12.65 KB, 320x240, 4:3, the interceptors.jpg)

If you like anime, you are an homosexual


b49995 No.275588

>>275585

Perhaps we are just as insufferable, and you have become more jaded


0ac2a9 No.275589

>>275584

I'm planning on being the world's most autistic cowboy.

All the other ranch hands with their pumped up spurs better run, faster than my six gun


b49995 No.275590

>>275589

Are you going to be the only cowboy in our dystopian cyberpunk post brexit Britain


61072c No.275591

>>275588

Maybe. But lad let's be honest, it was constant frenzy back then


b49995 No.275592

>>275587

If you think about men doing stuff, you are a homosexual


61072c No.275593

File: 150c5608b005257⋯.jpg (77.75 KB, 732x949, 732:949, knowing smile.jpg)

I suddenly feel friendly. Let's be friends. I wish you well.


b49995 No.275594

>>275591

True tbf, and I joined the party late


0fac76 No.275595

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>275589

>ywn make vlogs into a daguerreotype camera about how all the wenches ignore you and the chads get all the poosi while sitting on your deluxe black mare with extra-shiny horseshoes and eventually try to shoot up a saloon

why live


0ac2a9 No.275596

File: 5cfb0c6e0e90c83⋯.png (700.26 KB, 1080x807, 360:269, ClipboardImage.png)

>>275595

>that one hapa cowboy with the German horse


61072c No.275597

File: 88b2789da324c82⋯.jpg (86.52 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, smile.jpg)

>>275592

This

There is nothing gayer than imaging the owner of a rock hard penis doing a mundane activity

>>275594

I couldn't take it now tbh. I need my /snailbrit/


0fac76 No.275598

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>275596

>full chinese railroad gangers cruising around in their waggons and throwing rail spikes at the halfbreed rancher who keeps tying up his lasso wrong


0fac76 No.275599

>>275598

oh god that video is horrible


0fac76 No.275600

and the comments….


0fac76 No.275601

and it's an "educational video" teaching all the wogs to hate whitey, the comments show some examples

but it's ok we shouldn't be racist


b49995 No.275602

>>275597

That post was a bit much, pls belete


b49995 No.275603

>>275601

You know YouTube filters the comments you see based on what you've replied to before?

And what was the intended audience for the video?

"All wogs"


0fac76 No.275604

>>275603

chinkies and elliot rogers in particular

as far as I know the algorithm does the most popular first, or the newest first.

please note it is an educational video shown in schools.


0ac2a9 No.275605

>>275603

lad do ya think I could pull off a duster?


b49995 No.275606

>>275604

>most popular

They have a profile on you and show you the posts you're most likely to respond to

I'd do a case study using burner phones and fresh sims but I don't want to be v&


0fac76 No.275607

>>275605

just do it


b87934 No.275608

File: bf6edce6c597a65⋯.png (668.05 KB, 641x480, 641:480, hibernian.png)

>>275601

>first reply is "but the Irish"


0ac2a9 No.275609

>>275607

aye but I gotta buy a new tyre next week so that's about sigsdy quid


0fac76 No.275610

File: 1be589183ec3a50⋯.png (225.88 KB, 1292x1080, 323:270, ClipboardImage.png)

File: a6bad5f60fef366⋯.png (213.02 KB, 1116x1066, 558:533, ClipboardImage.png)

>>275606

1; while signed in

2; while signed out

although I won't discount that they just track IP instead of profiles

>>275608

H I B E R N I A N C O N S P I R A C Y


b49995 No.275611

>>275610

Whenever I get a new phone and sim it starts out never showing me edgy comments or recommending any edgy autocompletes

After a few days of 8ch I start seeing gas the yid comments everywhere and autocompletes end up removing the number of steps to Hitler significantly


b87934 No.275612

>>275610

I get the same replies as you.


0fac76 No.275613

>>275611

>>275612

maybe it's a mobile thing, they use different software right


b87934 No.275614

File: 806b0ccb0425fa3⋯.png (217.09 KB, 600x357, 200:119, pepe wrong buttons.png)

>lass uses my table to do some work

>it's all reorganised when I come back


1f7afe No.275615

File: 8151e02c3caf096⋯.jpg (314.24 KB, 719x971, 719:971, __kongou_kujou_karen_and_t….jpg)

>>275573

It's straight and not lewd smh what do you want from me.

>>275581

>>275583

Smh you don't have to fight over me lads.


0ac2a9 No.275616

>>275615

buy me that duster wench


b49995 No.275617

>>275613

Maybe so, its still something I'd be very skeptical about until proven otherwise

Same thing happens on reddit tbh now that I think about it


b49995 No.275618

>>275615

Mines a pint


1f7afe No.275619

File: 79ab8a5a959c59c⋯.png (628.83 KB, 1360x1000, 34:25, __pola_kantai_collection_d….png)

>>275616

That's not very chivalrous, use your own money smh.

>>275618

Mines a glass of rosé over din dins tonight.


b49995 No.275620

>>275619

Faggotry


0ac2a9 No.275621

>>275619

If you want my approval get me dat coat innit


b87934 No.275622

File: e4fd80b88ef2fbe⋯.jpg (16.67 KB, 188x341, 188:341, gay community 1.jpg)


1f7afe No.275623

File: 8997a339c18c301⋯.jpg (299.83 KB, 700x900, 7:9, 1491443934453.jpg)

>>275620

I am a refined diner lad. I had a full roast dinner with big sausages.

>>275621

But you already approve of me lad.


0ac2a9 No.275624

>>275623

Do I? Do I really?


0ac2a9 No.275625

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-06-14/photo-shows-nazi-flag-flown-over-australian-army-vehicle/9859618

Nazi swastika flag flown on Australian Defence vehicle in Afghanistan


0fac76 No.275626

File: d51b7576291df6c⋯.png (224.18 KB, 537x565, 537:565, ozface.png)


1f7afe No.275627

File: 31d19f063ae2677⋯.webm (144.85 KB, 640x360, 16:9, __kongou_kujou_karen_and_….webm)

>>275624

Yes lad, you encourage me to post here after all.


0ac2a9 No.275628

File: 107b1455af0abae⋯.gif (1.97 MB, 245x207, 245:207, del toro.gif)

>>275627

Maybe I do hmmm


e4ba01 No.275629

>>275523

disavow


4c0bc2 No.275630

File: d1c7484b95764aa⋯.png (186.39 KB, 372x428, 93:107, 00000(29).png)

>>275572

>/newbrit/ is entering a brave new world

HAMITES AND SHEMITES OUT


4c0bc2 No.275631

>>275629

>disavow

Yellow > Goblin


0ac2a9 No.275632

>>275630

>using someone else's flag

lad…


0ac2a9 No.275633

>looking for job

>ann summers and the secret service are the first two results

well


4c0bc2 No.275634

>>275632

I wanted it to seem as if he had partly regained his senses lad.


61072c No.275635

>>275615

In your dreams

>>275627

This tbh what did I tell you anshit

Now while you all flatter the ego of this slag, I'm off to participate in some morality


4c0bc2 No.275636

>>275633

Is there much difference between those two these days? Both of them are full of *.


e4ba01 No.275637

>>275631

Well my lass is taig anyway


4c0bc2 No.275638

>>275637

ROI or Norn?


1024b3 No.275639

File: 39b8ad852bc8fe2⋯.png (96.95 KB, 362x492, 181:246, 1455747527639.png)

Sick of this

Bye


e4ba01 No.275640

>>275638

Norn but she has an Irish passport


0ac2a9 No.275641

>>275639

bye bye


1024b3 No.275642

>>275641

Farewell


0ac2a9 No.275643

>>275642

until next time


1024b3 No.275644

>>275643

There won't be a next time. I'm going forever and ever. Never to return. The last you'll see of me.


0ac2a9 No.275645

>>275644

That's what they all say lad


b87934 No.275646

File: 6ae34aa8d55aa53⋯.webm (117.28 KB, 412x248, 103:62, Fuckity bye.webm)


1024b3 No.275647

File: dde94a993910eb2⋯.jpg (32.03 KB, 437x437, 1:1, 3b8ZDQeN.jpg)

>>275645

But I mean it. I am leaving forever. Goodbye.

>>275646

Goodbye friend.


0ac2a9 No.275648

>>275647

but you're still here, replying to us


1024b3 No.275649

>>275648

Just saying goodbye.

Goodbye.


b87934 No.275650

File: 651399c430bcea8⋯.jpg (73.65 KB, 780x415, 156:83, civic family 2.jpg)

>>275572

/newbrit/ has not yet learned how to be civic, but we will be part of that change etc.


1024b3 No.275651

Help me cut the choice meats.


0ac2a9 No.275652

>>275649

What are you so sick of?


1024b3 No.275653

>>275652

I can't say. But I have to go. Goodbye forever.


0ac2a9 No.275654

>>275653

tell me next time you visit?


1024b3 No.275655

>>275654

There won't be a next time. Goodbye.


1f7afe No.275656

>>275655

Shoo shoo you big gay jew.


0ac2a9 No.275657

>>275656

You can't say that, being the both big and gay simultaneously and separately.


1024b3 No.275658

>>275656

I am not gay big or Jewish


1f7afe No.275659

File: 478d63a94fc78bf⋯.png (163.86 KB, 565x800, 113:160, __haruka_and_haruka_pokemo….png)

>>275657

I am a normally sized straight gentile.


e4ba01 No.275660

>>275659

*chinky lass


1024b3 No.275661

File: 91c220fbb673295⋯.jpg (3.41 KB, 275x183, 275:183, images.jpg)


0ac2a9 No.275662

>>275660

chubby lass*


e0ea02 No.275663

File: 7c0eb8db78965ee⋯.webm (3.24 MB, 960x540, 16:9, HMM3.webm)

Hello lads

>>275655

Goodbye lad


1024b3 No.275664

>>275663

Goodbye


b87934 No.275665

File: 266db358d0a9ebe⋯.jpg (236.46 KB, 580x563, 580:563, pepe lick.jpg)

chubby chinky lass, eh?


0ac2a9 No.275666

>>275665

don't forget gay


e0ea02 No.275667

File: 502e8a5e9f8b4a5⋯.webm (3.31 MB, 640x360, 16:9, DELETE THIS.webm)

>>275664

Jesus lad you're on an >(11) from a >(0) just saying goodbye


b87934 No.275668


1024b3 No.275669

>>275667

Well I am going and that's that.


0ac2a9 No.275670

>>275669

going where?


4c0bc2 No.275671

>>275640

>Norn

Not a Taig then lad.

>spoiler

Anyone can get one of those lad. I'm eligible for one but it would cost over £300 to be registered as a foreign birth and get a passport.


1024b3 No.275672

>>275670

Yonder.


1024b3 No.275673

File: 94abf80c2283fbe⋯.png (931.42 KB, 1068x1080, 89:90, Coward.png)

Will you be pre-ordering The Elder Scrolls 6, friends?


1f7afe No.275674

File: 487f6808d10c3b3⋯.jpg (131.05 KB, 862x1240, 431:620, __kasumi_pokemon_and_pokem….jpg)

>>275660

>>275661

Baseless bullying.


e4ba01 No.275675

>>275674

Whatever you say chinky


1024b3 No.275676

Does anyone else find the original Doom games scary? The DOS ones I mean. They really freak me out sometimes.


e0ea02 No.275677

>>275674

is it true you have a barbed willy


4c0bc2 No.275678

File: 969482d755e6936⋯.jpg (36.12 KB, 413x317, 413:317, 00000(35).jpg)

Caffeine shampoo is definitely the one.

My hair is so luscious and thick. :-)


b87934 No.275679

>>275674

I'll bully the base of your mons pubis you fat slag


4c0bc2 No.275680

>>275673

Haven't you gone yet?

But yes I shall pre-order it and then pre-order it when it is re-released for the next generation of consoles too.


0ac2a9 No.275681

>>275678

hmmmm

>>275676

So scary they made you leave?


1024b3 No.275682

File: dc3aeefaf3b96c1⋯.jpg (41.55 KB, 600x610, 60:61, DCKv29VUMAAztzH.jpg)

>>275680

Good answer, sonny jim.

>>275681

No I just installed the Brutal Doom mod and it became way less scary and way more fun.

I am leaving for other reasons. Leaving for good. Forever. Never to come back ever again.


1024b3 No.275683

File: ee3818bf4d2259d⋯.jpg (22.06 KB, 301x256, 301:256, eowyn20and20faramir.jpg)

This is the face someone makes right after they've just farted and are waiting for you to smell it.


0ac2a9 No.275684

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>275682

Yeah but

DA DA DA DA DADADADA DADAAAAAAA

DA DA DA DA DADADADADAD DAAAAAA

DADADADADADADADDDADADADA

*reloads super shotgun*

DO DO DO DOOOOO

DO DO DO DO DOOO

DOO DODODOODODODO

DOD DO DOOD DOOO DOOOOOO

BANANANANNANANANANANNANANANANA


1f7afe No.275685

File: 14afbf108d894c9⋯.png (362.38 KB, 620x724, 155:181, __original_drawn_by_lpip__….png)

>>275675

Don't be racist lad.

>>275677

I don't have any kind of willy.

>>275678

Uwaaa.

>>275679

Rude.


e4ba01 No.275686

>>275685

shut up slanty


e0ea02 No.275687

>>275685

>I don't have any kind of willy.

what happened to it


0ac2a9 No.275688

>>275685

>I don't have any kind of willy.

Who hurt you?


e0ea02 No.275689

File: ddc74e8e2f90443⋯.webm (6.81 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 1461873023845.webm)


4c0bc2 No.275690

>>275682

I shall buy it for my Xbox One, my PC and the Xbox Two.

>>275685

>I don't have any kind of w*lly

What happened to it lad? I hope you didn't lop it off.

>uwaaa

:-|


1f7afe No.275691

File: 2b3fa82372c9342⋯.jpg (1.06 MB, 1335x1735, 267:347, __original_drawn_by_mool_y….jpg)

>>275686

I thought you were pro-imperium smh, don't be a bigot lad.

>>275687

>>275688

>>275690

Smh you sick boys always projecting your tranny fantasies on me.


1024b3 No.275692

File: b9f3bf6f81d97f3⋯.jpg (211.01 KB, 640x480, 4:3, screenshot.1965.jpg)

>>275684

But most of the soundtrack isn't like that. A lot of it is quite slow and very overbearing. Moody. Then you go around a corner and come face to face with the Cacodemon and it makes that horrible hissing sound and then there's a enemy now behind you so you can't back up and you turn around and it's an invisible demon and all the while this bloody face is staring at you.


e0ea02 No.275693

File: 022fa1fe8c1a3f5⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 4.05 MB, 288x360, 4:5, tranny nigger fuck haters.webm)


b87934 No.275694

>>275685

>I don't have any kind of willy.

Not to worry, I'll give you one.


0ac2a9 No.275695

>>275692

Yeah but that's what makes the soundtrack so good, the tonal shifts, the dramatic, high beat opening theme provides the initial rush which is then subdued by the overbearing and oppressive nature of hell and the creatures within it.


1024b3 No.275696

File: 1df94f0b3efb097⋯.jpg (58.56 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, scared-baby.jpg)

>>275695

I agree. That's also why it's scary.


4c0bc2 No.275697

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Another E3, another disappointment. No Dark Cloud 3 again… :'-(

>>275691

>you sick boys

I am a good boy.

>projecting your tranny fantasies on me

It's not a fantasy if it's true lad.


1024b3 No.275698

File: 141cef7ea1f63e3⋯.jpg (17.9 KB, 384x372, 32:31, 8ac5e2d9a6f95f32e6e2a62272….jpg)

>>275683

And this is the look of satisfaction when the foul stench of her smelly wet hmmm finally reaches your nostrils.


e4ba01 No.275699

>>275691

>neo being against racism to chinkys

????


4c0bc2 No.275700

>>275698

Girls don't fart lad.


0ac2a9 No.275701

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>275696

Tonal shifts are fucking spooky.


1024b3 No.275702

>>275700

They do if you pay them enough ;)

>>275701

VV is best girl


1024b3 No.275703

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


b87934 No.275704

>>275703

>introducing FIFA 19

>y-you can download it i-if you want to

top kek


b87934 No.275705

File: 05be9ea388c87ea⋯.jpg (97.89 KB, 960x720, 4:3, my lifestyle.jpg)

>haven't gone to bed yet

fuck


b87934 No.275706

File: 7a6bec3a71bb792⋯.jpg (93.26 KB, 600x507, 200:169, Harold holes.jpg)


0ac2a9 No.275707

>>275706

terrifying


e4ba01 No.275708

File: 4db7f94fd4dd68d⋯.jpg (88.04 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, DbsSt8uU0AAZQTf.jpg)

has civic nationalism gone too far?


b87934 No.275709

File: 447217415132899⋯.jpg (41.82 KB, 780x415, 156:83, civic pregnancy.jpg)

>>275708

There's nothing remotely "too far" about that picture.


61072c No.275710

File: 66e6646528e7ab0⋯.png (445.63 KB, 960x667, 960:667, ClipboardImage.png)

I'm so disappointed in all of you.


61072c No.275711


e4ba01 No.275712


61072c No.275713

>>275712

People have been acting like girls tonight, instead of kings.


f8635e No.275714

>>275685

>no kind of penis

That's what she said


f8635e No.275715

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-44472277

>Newly published private travel diaries have revealed Albert Einstein's racist and xenophobic views.

>Written between October 1922 and March 1923, the diaries track his experiences in Asia and the Middle East.

>In them, he makes sweeping and negative generalisations, for example calling the Chinese "industrious, filthy, obtuse people".

>Einstein would later in life advocate for civil rights in the US, calling racism "a disease of white people".

:^)


0fac76 No.275716

>>275715

F E L L O W W H I T E P E O P L E

wasn't einstein a hack who principally lifted all of his work from two other contemporary scientists and only made minor changes


1024b3 No.275717

File: 7e417946fbddf2e⋯.jpg (521.68 KB, 529x683, 529:683, Draken_Vaakner_WEB.jpg)

>tfw not a dragon

>tfw no village of peasants to send me their beautiful virgins, nor kings to send me their princesses all dressed in white ready for me to devour

>tfw will never wreak havoc on the world of men with my fire


1024b3 No.275718

and of course the first thing that happens upon waking is that fucking cunt dog starts barking at nothing and attacking the fence

i hate dogs so much


4c0bc2 No.275719

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Good morning.

>>275718

I thought you were leaving lad? Welcome back. ;-)

>f*cking c*nt dog starts barking

Complain to your local council then and report it a noise nuisance lad. A house down the road had two huskies, a ridiculous breed of dog to own in the UK, reported for their constant barking and they were taken away.

>attacking the fence

If it is your fence then your case should be even stronger if it is causing damage to property.


4c0bc2 No.275720

>>275715

>Einstein was a racist

Brilliant tbh


1024b3 No.275721

>>275719

It's our dog.

Telling him to shutup does nothing.

If I go down there, he stops as soon as he sees me. But mummy can't make him stop. She just stands there saying his name over and over and he ignores her. Like I said, he stops as soon as he sees me, but I have to go down there to make him stop. Easy enough, except he often goes out there and does it again 10 minutes later because mummy lets him out constantly because she's too stupid to notice differences in behavior when he wants to do that versus when he wants to go lay outside or go toilet.

I don't know how to make him stop doing it permanently. I've investigated that part of the fence and looked over the neighbours garden and I don't see anything there to see why he does it.


4c0bc2 No.275722

>>275721

>it's our dog

Wew, bet your neighbours love you.


f8635e No.275723

>>275721

Did you rescue it or is its training your fault?


4c0bc2 No.275724

File: e2bbb2ca9123214⋯.jpg (1.67 MB, 2000x1334, 1000:667, lickylicky.jpg)

Toe-licking communist faggot Bergoglio says countries must unite on migration, as Italy, France clash

>Pope Francis called on Thursday for a 'change in mindset' on migration policies, saying international cooperation was vital, as Italy and France engaged in a diplomatic spat over the issue

>Francis made his comments in a message to participants at a conference on international migration being held in the Vatican, calling for the 'shared global management of international migration in the values of justice, solidarity and compassion'

>Francis, who has made defence of migrants and refugees a major focus of his papacy, said overcoming the current migration crisis 'demands a change in mindset'

https://www.christiantoday.com/uk/pope-says-countries-must-unite-on-migration-as-italy-france-clash/129696.htm


1024b3 No.275725

>>275722

They're noisy cunts too. I hate them.

>>275723

Neither.

I live here. It's not my dog. I said not to get another one. I think I could train it, except for the fact that mummy is a retard and everything I could do would be undone by her.

For example I decided I would walk it a lot because they don't walk it except once in a blue moon, but he always pulls on the harness and gets way too excited and runs around a lot just trying to put that on. So I have to go slowly and get him calm before I put it on and make sure I lead the way when we walk etc except mummy fucking ruins it by doing everything she can to make him hyper because she likes it.

She also likes the barking a lot of the time, except for when she doesn't. Often she'll get mad at me for not wanting him to bark.


f8635e No.275726

>>275725

So its your mums fault? Can't stand people that badly train dogs


4c0bc2 No.275727

File: 9c2034c4b9eb92a⋯.jpg (70.36 KB, 800x400, 2:1, varadkar.jpg)

Catholic hospitals in Ireland will be required to perform abortions, says half-caste sodomite

>Ireland’s Taoiseach has said that hospitals with a Catholic ethos will be required to perform abortions after new legislation comes into effect

>Leo Varadkar told the Dáil that individual medics and healthcare workers will be able to opt out but that this opt-out will not extend to publicly funded hospitals

>two of Dublin’s biggest hospitals are owned by religious orders; the St Vincent’s Healthcare Group, which includes St Vincent’s University Hospital, is owned by the Sisters of Charity, while the Sisters of Mary own the Mater Hospital

http://www.catholicherald.co.uk/news/2018/06/14/catholic-hospitals-in-ireland-will-be-required-to-perform-abortions-says-leo-varadkar/


4c0bc2 No.275728

>>275725

>they're noisy c*nts too

Do you live on a council estate lad?


f8635e No.275729

Fucking weather


1024b3 No.275730

>>275726

Yeah it's her. She's a twat. I hate them too.

>>275728

No in a house. The walls are just thin. I can hear their shower through the wall if I turn my own things down. Fortunately next to me is their bedroom and bathroom so they aren't there all day but they still stomp around a lot and slam doors and it shakes my room.


4c0bc2 No.275731

>>275730

>sharing paper-thin walls with another house

What a nightmare that must be. I'd rather live in a bungalow in the middle of nowhere rather than a semi-detached or terraced "house".


d74bb2 No.275732

>>275731

Victorian terraces are fine, as are maisonettes


4c0bc2 No.275733

File: 24b113f81019791⋯.jpg (140.33 KB, 959x639, 959:639, houses(1).jpg)

>>275732

>victorian terraces are fine

Depends, some of them were built cheaply and on a large, rapid scale during the mid-19th century so suffer from noise leaking through from the adjacent dwelling. Many are also inhabited by the lower classes who fail to properly maintain their homes.

Georgian townhouses should be the model for urban homes.


d74bb2 No.275734

>>275733

>Georgian

>different height ceilings everywhere

>narrow servants staircase

>one room per floor

Lmao they suck


4c0bc2 No.275735

>>275734

>they suck

But they have a better A E S T H E T I C


0fac76 No.275736

File: c2acc54a5c01949⋯.png (1.28 MB, 1104x828, 4:3, 1.png)

>>275733

>walking through Bath

>beautiful architecture and fine buildings grimy and shitty, rubbish piled up in the street, chinks and groids everywhere

b a s e d immigration they're just as british as we are and they care just as much about the nation and the local community and there's definitely no difference there


d74bb2 No.275737

>>275735

Roman style a shit tbh


d74bb2 No.275738

>>275737

Or is it Greek

Whatever Doric and ionic is


0fac76 No.275739

>>275737

it's the best for when built up areas are unavoidable tbh

can't have six story roundhouses or stone and thatch buildings bigger than a decent tithe barn smh

>>275738

I think it might be gothic revival but that might be retarded

neo-roman possibly

"empirical"


d74bb2 No.275740

>>275739

The design is imitating monolith construction

There's no need for any of the external features, especially the gay parapet walls and capstones


4c0bc2 No.275741

>>275736

Brighton is far more revolting. The entire place radiates filth and dirt.

>>275737

>Roman style a sh*t

Jacobean style a good though


0fac76 No.275742

>>275740

little things like that help to not make it look like a brutalist block of brick tho


d74bb2 No.275743

File: 17157f0fc3a8ec7⋯.jpg (61.66 KB, 1011x720, 337:240, pallad.jpg)

No need for any of it smh


d74bb2 No.275744

>>275741

You're right about btown

>>275742

Fascias should be flint or nothing tbh


d74bb2 No.275745

File: ab09041e7bb678d⋯.gif (93.31 KB, 630x364, 45:26, dummy2.gif)

Peak localism

>can't change the filename

Reeeee


0fac76 No.275746

File: 9f795efea87b346⋯.png (1.23 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>275743

pillars are aesthetic tho

especially as free standing druidic temple monuments

bonus points when made of wood and carved with sacrificial friezes

>>275744

>no big thicc thatch overhangs


d74bb2 No.275747

>>275746

Pillars are fine

All the gay adornments are gay


d74bb2 No.275748

File: c14d73879da4cf7⋯.jpg (231.35 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 5aade0bd-b8e0-4973-8897-5e….jpg)

>no acutely-gabled roof styles anymore

Why live


4c0bc2 No.275749

>>275748

>thatch

Too much effort tbh


0fac76 No.275750

>>275749

not really

a good thatch roof can last years, maybe even into the double digits

and it's the most LOCAL roofing style


d74bb2 No.275751

>>275749

Tbh, tiles are better if you don't like inhaling mouldy straw for 20 years


0fac76 No.275752

>>275751

it builds character


d74bb2 No.275753

>>275752

>character

*emphysema


16d723 No.275754

You invaded our land.

You murdered our bloodline, our heritage, our culture and our people.

Then you plundered our hard-earned wealth, our children, our knowledge and our centers of learning.

Yet you were unable to rule wisely, your own decadence condemning you to strive to murder your own, in an ironic death.

Your temples glitter with gold and jewels, but your faith is empty.

You scream for blood, and shed your own.

You gloat about morals, yet you engage in child abuse, animal abuse and even the desecration of the dead.

And now you whine about why your religion is hated.

You attacked the hornet's nest.

Now you suffer for it.

Return you now to Yahoweh - your true god, and tell him that his age of hubris is over, semite.


16d723 No.275755

>>275521

You invaded our land.

You murdered our bloodline, our heritage, our culture and our people.

Then you plundered our hard-earned wealth, our children, our knowledge and our centers of learning.

Yet you were unable to rule wisely, your own decadence condemning you to strive to murder your own, in an ironic death.

Your temples glitter with gold and jewels, but your faith is empty.

You scream for blood, and shed your own.

You gloat about morals, yet you engage in child abuse, animal abuse and even the desecration of the dead.

And now you whine about why your religion is hated.

You attacked the hornet's nest.

Now you suffer for it.

Return you now to Yahoweh - your true god, and tell him that his age of hubris is over, semite.


d74bb2 No.275756

>


0fac76 No.275757

>>275754

>>275755

oioi wot's goin on ere then

I don't think sharia bloody allows this

where's your dhimmi license?


0fac76 No.275758

File: 065b87dc307d01d⋯.png (14.04 MB, 2335x3015, 467:603, happsley.png)

>listening to the zulu soundtrack and imagining a shoe shop opening on the day of release for some new air filled trainers


d74bb2 No.275759

File: 0cb42785623c5ea⋯.jpg (83.2 KB, 720x449, 720:449, black.jpg)

>>275758

Anybody that waits at a shop for something to be released should be mown down

Why specifically blacks


0fac76 No.275760

>>275759

the hilarious and accurate stereotype


0fac76 No.275761

thicc cucumber slices on pate and toast


d74bb2 No.275762

File: a71531a4a235a69⋯.jpg (109.88 KB, 634x424, 317:212, 2F75762A00000578-0-image-m….jpg)

>>275760

Is it accurate though


1024b3 No.275763

File: 365889d544ea504⋯.png (412.98 KB, 498x578, 249:289, Selection_196.png)

*poses in a heterosexual manner*


d74bb2 No.275764

File: a602ce09d524de5⋯.jpg (31.62 KB, 640x455, 128:91, 0_street_views_-_rose_stre….jpg)

File: d0330f44d9a1467⋯.jpg (141.41 KB, 500x500, 1:1, impressive-queue-for-the-i….jpg)


0fac76 No.275765

>>275762

yeah, black crowd psychology is a whole topic on it's own

where the biggest nigging happens and intertribal genocide starts, or deciding to necklace people for fun


d74bb2 No.275766

File: e7d4b10e68ab3a2⋯.jpg (51.56 KB, 940x671, 940:671, flight-23-at-footaction-la….jpg)

Lel


1024b3 No.275767

File: c8992132ad1058e⋯.webm (935.32 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, sin.webm)


d74bb2 No.275768

File: d868bf6356c84f7⋯.jpg (172.03 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault (3).jpg)

>>275765

>can into black crowd psychology

>but can't into analysing your own psychology

I doubt it lad, this is a supremacist strawman

>what are yank sportsball riots


d74bb2 No.275769

>Confirmation bias, also called confirmatory bias or myside bias, is the tendency to search for, interpret, favor, and recall information in a way that confirms one's preexisting beliefs or hypotheses.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confirmation_bias


d74bb2 No.275770

Being stupid violent cunts is inherently British anyway

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Football_hooliganism_in_the_United_Kingdom


0fac76 No.275771

>>275768

it's a serious scientific field lad

the study of niggosity and the melanin critical mass

it's why there were no problems when the bppc (blacks per population centre) were very low and confined to general acts of vandalism and theft rather than rape and murder.

>yanks, phone zombies etc

brainwashed wiggers


d74bb2 No.275772

>>275771

Not even going to bother debating race pseudoscience, its got as much value as flatearth and antivaxx

At any rate that's not a scientific field, its a hypothesis at best

This is science illiteracy in action

This is the cultural Marxism you fear


d74bb2 No.275773

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fallacies

>Ecological fallacy – inferences about the nature of specific individuals are based solely upon aggregate statistics collected for the group to which those individuals belong.[24]


d74bb2 No.275774

>Appeal to authority (argumentum ad verecundiam) – an assertion is deemed true because of the position or authority of the person asserting it.[71][72]

>Fallacy of the single cause (causal oversimplification[54]) – it is assumed that there is one, simple cause of an outcome when in reality it may have been caused by a number of only jointly sufficient causes.

>Furtive fallacy – outcomes are asserted to have been caused by the malfeasance of decision makers


d74bb2 No.275775

>Misleading vividness – involves describing an occurrence in vivid detail, even if it is an exceptional occurrence, to convince someone that it is a problem

/shit/ anyone?


0fac76 No.275776

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

fresh spy about a critical mass location of sandniggosity

>Earlier this month there was a horrific racist attack in the town of Rochdale, but as the victims were white, the story was soon buried by the media and forgotten. The double standard on the reporting of racist incidents is clear to see and is part of the agenda of instilling white guilt in those of European descent


d74bb2 No.275777

>>275776

See:

>>275775

Erroneous thinking tbh, you're being 'kosher'


d74bb2 No.275778

>>275776

>Hasty generalization (fallacy of insufficient statistics, fallacy of insufficient sample, fallacy of the lonely fact, hasty induction, secundum quid, converse accident, jumping to conclusions) – basing a broad conclusion on a small sample or the making of a determination without all of the information required to do so.[49]

>Inductive fallacy – A more general name to some fallacies, such as hasty generalization. It happens when a conclusion is made of premises that lightly support it.


0fac76 No.275779

File: 83c1ed8df329c81⋯.png (141.54 KB, 409x316, 409:316, colletelloc.png)

>>275777

>implying it's not evidence and implying it's an exceptional occurrence

lol


d74bb2 No.275780

>>275779

You're the one making the claim lad, you need evidence that isn't a youtuber looking for click shekels

You've ignored all of my posts haven't you? They all apply to you, if you can't see how then none of your other opinions can possibly be valid except by chance


d74bb2 No.275781

>onus probandi – from the Latin onus probandi incumbit ei qui dicit, non ei qui negat the burden of proof is on the person who makes the claim, not on the person who denies (or questions the claim). It is a particular case of the argumentum ad ignorantiam fallacy, here the burden is shifted on the person defending against the assertion. Also known as "shifting the burden of proof".

>Proof by assertion – a proposition is repeatedly restated regardless of contradiction; sometimes confused with argument from repetition (argumentum ad infinitum, argumentum ad nauseam)


d74bb2 No.275782

>psychologist's fallacy – an observer presupposes the objectivity of their own perspective when analyzing a behavioral event


d74bb2 No.275783

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect

>In the field of psychology, the Dunning–Kruger effect is a cognitive bias in which people of low ability have illusory superiority and mistakenly assess their cognitive ability as greater than it is. The cognitive bias of illusory superiority comes from the metacognitive inability of low-ability people to recognize their lack of ability; without the self-awareness of metacognition, low-ability people cannot objectively evaluate their actual competence or incompetence.[1]


d74bb2 No.275784

Actual science


d74bb2 No.275785

>>275783

>For illusory superiority to be demonstrated by social comparison, two logical hurdles have to be overcome. One is the ambiguity of the word "average". It is logically possible for nearly all of the set to be above the mean if the distribution of abilities is highly skewed. For example, the mean number of legs per human being is slightly lower than two because some people have fewer than two and almost none have more. Hence experiments usually compare subjects to the median of the peer group, since by definition it is impossible for a majority to exceed the median.


d74bb2 No.275786

*appeals to authority*

the naturalist Charles Darwin (1809–1882), who said, "Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge"[1]

the philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche (1844–1900), who wrote in Human, All Too Human (aphorism 483), "The Enemies of Truth. — Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies."[22]

the poet W. B. Yeats (1865–1939), who, in the poem "The Second Coming", said: "The best lack all conviction, while the worst / Are full of passionate intensity."[11]

the philosopher and mathematician Bertrand Russell (1872–1970), who said, "One of the painful things about our time is that those who feel certainty are stupid, and those with any imagination and understanding are filled with doubt and indecision."[11]


0fac76 No.275787

I'm reading what you're posting but it's not really refuting reality and is tiresomely civic, like you're making excuses for what is happening due to foreign invasion and going full liberalist about individualism when it's not relevant tbh

I know it's not actually the case but that's what it looks like to me

how far down the rabbit hole did you actually go lad? I know you like the kooky ike and occult stuff but how much on the Jews, race & IQ, behaviour patterns and so on?

no time to piss about anyway i have to cycle four villages away because a cunt deliveryman didn't knock on the door hard enough or just leave the package on the floor


d74bb2 No.275788

>>275787

>logic is tiresomely civic

Lad are you even self aware


d74bb2 No.275789

This is utter madness


d74bb2 No.275790

Confirmation bias:

>>275769


d74bb2 No.275791

>anything that disputes what I believe is civic

Does this logic not worry you


0fac76 No.275792

>>275791

no it's just that I don't think it's correct/applies or is relevant when faced with salient facts like "x group of people is overall a negative influence on the nation" and I don't see why you're so against that, apart from somehow reingesting the bluepill


d74bb2 No.275793

>>275792

>reingesting the bluepill

The redpill is a false enlightenment memie


d74bb2 No.275794

>>275792

>>275793

>too much x is bad for a nation

>attack x not the people responsible for adding it in the first place

Is like

>too much sugar is bad for you

>its sugars fault, not the people adding sugar to bread and water


0fac76 No.275795

>>275794

it's not mutually exclusive and you know I strongly dislike both the symptom and the cause


1024b3 No.275796

cant get these off my guitar to adjust the truss rod

https://www.wdmusic.co.uk/hardware-parts-c1/screws-nuts-washers-c58/trussrod-cover-screws-c227/wd-music-truss-rod-cover-screws-gold-set-of-3-p4863

can anyone tell me looking at that the exact size screwdriver head i need

i have a bunch but none of them work


d74bb2 No.275797

File: ee770ba846a2275⋯.jpg (84 KB, 702x954, 39:53, 3l8i01j83y311.jpg)

5/10


d74bb2 No.275798

File: fb81bda4067298b⋯.jpg (9.67 KB, 600x600, 1:1, ph000-screwdriver.jpg)

>>275796

Or try a tiny flathead


d74bb2 No.275799

File: 4f5a57f0dc189f3⋯.jpg (193.63 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 7Pcs-Lot-100mm-length-Magn….jpg)

>>275798

I think ph0


d74bb2 No.275800

>>275787

>how far down the rabbit hole did you actually go lad? I know you like the kooky ike and occult stuff but how much on the Jews, race & IQ, behaviour patterns and so on?

Been down so far I'm back out into fresh air lad, if you have any sources that haven't been posted on on a chan in the past decade then you might have seen something I haven't


61072c No.275801

File: d6a9b2a003bf44d⋯.png (156.94 KB, 600x616, 75:77, warning.png)

>>>/pol/11718779

This thread is legitimately horrifying. Everyone on /pol/ so fucking mentally ill or a spy. No wonder nationalism is irrelevant


d74bb2 No.275802

>>275801

Wtf

Ouch my frowning muscles


0fac76 No.275803

>>275801

big if true tbh


0fac76 No.275804

File: 90ebfd47831917e⋯.png (149.73 KB, 345x420, 23:28, 1488.png)

lovely cycle tbh

stopped on top of a steep railway bridge and in both directions the rail stretched out straight into the distance amongst the fields and hedgerows

made me feel like being at the end of that auschwitz photo but even better because it was english and no foreigner was within at least a twenty mile radius


41e292 No.275805

just nipping back in to ask…*

is it on its way?


0fac76 No.275806

>>275805

you're nicked sonny


41e292 No.275807

>>275806

that's probably fair tbh


d87e7c No.275808

>>275805

I texted you lad smdh


41e292 No.275809

>>275808

Ohhh that explains it. I changed sims recently. Let me dig it out

For future reference I'll ask anprim to send ya'll my number


d87e7c No.275810

>>275809

You mongrel ffs it all went dark I thought the feds got up


41e292 No.275811

>>275810

Top kek I would've said sooner but I left the board to wind down.

Started rereading hitch hikers btw


d87e7c No.275812

>>275811

Goodlad

Would highly advise Long Earth as as follow up


41e292 No.275813

>plugs in old sim and gets the texts

ahhhh sorry lad I feel like a right cunt now


1f7afe No.275814

File: dd911fca6aad24a⋯.png (1013.58 KB, 512x916, 128:229, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 6ae1ba8a8f644a6⋯.jpg (394.31 KB, 707x1000, 707:1000, 1487648505881.jpg)

It's extra tropical today.


41e292 No.275815

has it been a week yet? I think I'm prolly gonna disappear again in an hour or so and then piss off for half a week or so.

ALSO SOME GOOD NEWS

SWIM will soon be a mycologist


d87e7c No.275816

>>275813

>drive 15 miles to do the thing

Do you see the predicament lmao

Its fine though I'll get moving tomorrow


d87e7c No.275817

>>275815

>spores

Cool shit tbh


41e292 No.275818

>>275816

Smh I really am very sorry. It's because I'm switching up all my services as I'm actually moving out soon.

I'll make sure to tell ya next time ;^)

although I do hope I don't have to change phone providers any time soon

>>275817

was reading up about mushrooms the other day

VERY cool tbh


61072c No.275819

File: 2dd8f5d88f1c9ef⋯.jpg (93.01 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, mah nigga.jpg)

>all these /brit/ fags thinking Tommy serves a good purpose "even if he is a zionist shill"

FUCK OFF DAFTIES

Just kill nationalism, please Lord.


d87e7c No.275820

>>275819

Would put money on him being 'killed" to rile us up


1f7afe No.275821

File: d8633d81b3793b3⋯.png (1016.39 KB, 840x1119, 280:373, ClipboardImage.png)

>>275819

tommy tommy tommy tommy tommy tommy


61072c No.275822

>>275820

Yeah /brit/ is openly saying they want him to be killed, without realising the govt wants exactly that

Fuck honestly nationalists are utterly gullible morons

>>275821

based timmy free timmy he dindu nuffin


d87e7c No.275823

>>275821

Sleight of hand.png


0fac76 No.275824

so is his name actually yaxley-lennon because that's kind of funny tbh


1f7afe No.275826

File: b1307ea77ed7629⋯.png (45.93 KB, 579x370, 579:370, ClipboardImage.png)

annihilates your islamofascistic bigotry


d87e7c No.275827

>>275824

Slowpoke.png


d87e7c No.275828

>>275826

Never has one sentence meant so different to so many


61072c No.275829

>>275826

Might be joking tbf. He's a spy all the same, idk if he's jewish or zionist or whatever


1f7afe No.275830

File: 271cde7ddf92e0b⋯.png (233.94 KB, 369x911, 369:911, ClipboardImage.png)

>>275829

It might have been a joke if he didn't keep doing it smh.


0fac76 No.275831

>>275827

don't really pay attention to him tbh all I know is that he's a zionist anti-islam mong who got thrown in jail and might die from muslims like BASED saint bacon prank man


61072c No.275832

>>275830

Drop in the ocean compared to the overall number of tweets tbf

>>275831

Bacon on mosque is just bad taste tbh and uncivilised


d87e7c No.275833

>>275831

He's bread and circus for nationalism

>>275832

Tbh, while it was ebin and edgy it wasn't funny or justified


0fac76 No.275834

>>275833

I think a little bit of bacon mischief is more than justified when weighed against ongoing mass rape, murder, terrorism and violence tbh


d87e7c No.275835

>>275834

>

Lad….


61072c No.275836

>>275833

tbh

>>275834

fuck sake


0fac76 No.275837

yes?


61072c No.275838

>>275837

Do you feel clever about having consumed propaganda?


d87e7c No.275839

>realise right to a fair trial is enough justification for daftyism

Now if only we could get them to think logically


d87e7c No.275840

Well shit


d87e7c No.275841

Wessex lad the fact that you have the opinions that you do makes me so angry

You've been played and can't see it

Somebody has to accept responsiblity for your programming, then they're getting waterboarded


0fac76 No.275842

>>275841

I'm sure I feel the same in the other direction

don't see how throwing bacon at a mosque is justification for being purposely thrown in prison with a bunch of muslims to be killed by, or why people that, in a sane nation, would be considered dangerous invaders and usurpers, should be allowed any of the same rights as natives and pandered to above and beyond the same.

The fact is every establishment position is firmly entrenched, knowingly or not, in a genocidal set of behaviours causing extreme damage to the natives of Britain, so why shouldn't we get daft?


d87e7c No.275843

>>275842

The law is the law

You can't selectively apply it

It was against a law so he got banged up

Fair enough it was a shit joke but

>lol its just a prank

Isn't a legal defence

>why shouldn't we

The fact YOU want to go daft tells me its state approved lad smfh


1024b3 No.275844

File: 3dd3e5f6eaeca8d⋯.jpg (39.91 KB, 647x404, 647:404, story-image_647_1014150204….jpg)


d87e7c No.275845

>muh Islam


1024b3 No.275846

File: 9440ca2a8f5c323⋯.png (635.97 KB, 1355x560, 271:112, 1.png)

"For EVROPA" - The Golden One AKA The Joocy Lion of Eternal Wisdom moments before leading the charge against the wog army of the dark lord Soros


1024b3 No.275847

What is your favourite breakfast cereal?

Coco Pops are my favourite.


0fac76 No.275848

>>275843

Law is a tool, it is mutable and should serve the people.

Law is currently selectively applied, circumvented and discarded at will when convenient by the traitorous system.

>>275847

porridge oats


69d05f No.275849

>>275847

yer ma


d87e7c No.275850

>>275847

Crunchy nut clusters

>>275848

That's too broad of a statement to be wholly true lad


1024b3 No.275851

File: eab7e91bc31bd7b⋯.jpg (36.1 KB, 675x502, 675:502, 9f918aadcffcedaf430826555b….jpg)

I'll try to get back as quick as I can. Will you wait?


1024b3 No.275852

File: e57235e534a3c44⋯.jpg (170.99 KB, 904x660, 226:165, screenshot.1971.jpg)

For a while. Then… Over the hill


1024b3 No.275853

File: 591f5baa44a9c5c⋯.png (1.29 MB, 1598x678, 799:339, a.boy.and.his.dog (copy).png)

So long, partner.


d87e7c No.275854

>>275852

Shut up dog

Find me some pussy


0fac76 No.275855

>>275850

It really isn't, in every case invaders are treated lightly while natives are harshly punished.

Paki rape gang: gets 6 months

Bacon man: gets 3 years and death by muslims

Also remember that the police force and judicial system as it currently is is a sham constructed specifically for this purpose, before Peel practice of law and justice was confined to local societies; the hue and cry, militias, the night watch etc and it worked well in a homogeneous, insular and connected community (ie, a real society and not deracinated, individualized consumer golems).

>>275852

Getting real tired of canned food


1024b3 No.275856

File: 5a56389877256cb⋯.jpg (118.6 KB, 1200x997, 1200:997, DdzwTkmX0AA1CcZ.jpg)


d87e7c No.275857

>>275855

>comparing sentencing

Yeah there's some fuck ups, and probably corruption

>

It is an infected institution, yes, but you are playing the part of the disaffected insular native


0ac2a9 No.275858

>>275853

Good film tbh


1024b3 No.275859

hot spicy meme coming up


d87e7c No.275860

This is a memiefree zone


1024b3 No.275861

nvm i lack the ability to make it


1024b3 No.275862

File: 2133a5fa3a0ba97⋯.jpg (54.39 KB, 600x900, 2:3, d970fd32da1873cc62dac0df3c….jpg)

Bye


1024b3 No.275863

picking my nose tbh


d87e7c No.275864


d87e7c No.275865

>>275863

Sport of kings


1024b3 No.275866

all alone


1024b3 No.275867

File: 44daa457a9e5b8b⋯.png (486.1 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 44daa457a9e5b8ba19ab376140….png)


61072c No.275868

>>275855

The rape gangs are indeed let off easy mostly likely because the authorities are involved, Tommy is there to lead you into it being muh Islam instead of helping you realise that the authorities are actually in on it. Not because "oh they let it off because they didn't want to be seen as racist" but I mean they were likely actively participating themselves. We know they're full of paedos. Keith Vaz springs to mind too. Instead of calmly realising all this and making a point that the state is a problem (the law should nonetheless be obeyed beyond simple civil disobedience mind you) you go full dafty reee muslims reee pakis and cheer on an agent of the state


1024b3 No.275869

File: 8afee0b99a2ed20⋯.jpg (159.63 KB, 600x808, 75:101, 92088e143375ede22c4f717dda….jpg)

*stalks you from the bushes*


d87e7c No.275870

>>275869

Piss off varg


1024b3 No.275871

File: 9c64cebeb8651a6⋯.jpg (55.35 KB, 750x756, 125:126, 1517661270115.jpg)

Really we're all alone all the time, even surrounded by bestest friends. We're all trapped inside our own minds and we can never really get into the mind of another and experience things as they do or be one. At best we can only try and clumsily communicate with one another through a wall and our voices are only faint mumblings no matter how hard we shout.


1024b3 No.275872

File: 3649db2a42a730d⋯.mp4 (180.49 KB, 720x392, 90:49, varg_nuts.mp4)


69d05f No.275873

File: 5fa4dbe719f68be⋯.png (761.72 KB, 564x886, 282:443, ClipboardImage.png)


d87e7c No.275874


d87e7c No.275875

>>275873

Fit there


1024b3 No.275876

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>275873

Someone posted this on /tv/

I had to turn it off because of her voice being so awful. She has very bad vocal fry.


61072c No.275877

File: 007df16a7362d45⋯.jpg (100.83 KB, 1200x1108, 300:277, perfect.jpg)

>>275873

Nice Portman


61072c No.275878

>>275876

fuck off if you're going to bully Portman


1024b3 No.275879

>>275878

I have no strong feelings of her.

Sell her to me. Beside her appearance (which is lovely) what is nice about her?


d87e7c No.275880

>>275879

Her tiddies


61072c No.275881

File: 585058f0082a4b3⋯.jpg (110.54 KB, 569x715, 569:715, the_chosen_waifu.jpg)

>>275879

If you need to be persuaded you don't deserve her tbh


d87e7c No.275882

>>275881

Like a fat kid loves cake


1024b3 No.275883

File: fdd2e0fd65d43e1⋯.jpg (35.56 KB, 360x528, 15:22, Eowyn.jpg)

>>275881

Eowyn is better


d87e7c No.275884

>>275883

Tolkein a shit


1024b3 No.275885

File: 99722f12ad28ae0⋯.png (221.58 KB, 310x315, 62:63, 3077313469_1_3_jPX9LMSw.png)


61072c No.275886

File: 50ece77e8a84e20⋯.jpg (441.41 KB, 1268x1600, 317:400, qt btbh.jpg)

>>275882

kek

>>275883

False

>>275884

You mean Hackson


d87e7c No.275887


d87e7c No.275888

>£148.80 ccj

Is this a sign


1024b3 No.275889

File: 8e5f84ad9ac3d10⋯.jpg (44.01 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 41bbf72e6d4dcc46989001e8af….jpg)

idk what to do I'm sad and alone Everything is shit and fake.

Might watch Gamecentre CX and pretend Arino is my friend and I'm cheering him on for real.


61072c No.275890

>>275889

go out


61072c No.275891

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


d87e7c No.275892

>>275889

What sharts says


d87e7c No.275893

>>275891

*belts it out*

Evrytym


69d05f No.275894

>>275891

No one is even remotely optimistic about england wew

>30 years of hurt is now 50 years of hurt


d87e7c No.275895

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Naaananaaaaaa


d87e7c No.275896

>>275894

Shut it you norn scummo


61072c No.275897

File: ad8adc99aab9202⋯.jpg (165.92 KB, 962x626, 481:313, ENGERLAND.jpg)

>>275893

Good lad. INGERLAND!

>>275894

This will be our year lad, I can feel it

*loses to the Germans on penalties*


1024b3 No.275898

What do Natalie Portmans poos smell like?


d87e7c No.275899

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

d87e7c No.275900

>>275898

Ever used a squat toilet as a gravity bong?


69d05f No.275901

>>275899

This one is actually just wank


61072c No.275902

>>275898

ban

>>275899

God bless John Barnes, he started this shit

>>275901

nah it's not bad tbh


61072c No.275903

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This was shite though


1024b3 No.275904

>>275902

The fact that you can't accept the fact that she poos shows you don't see her as a full human. She isn't a female who you love and admire, and dream about being with. You're just doing what /r9k/ people do and collecting folders full of women who you project some perfect personality onto (That doesn't exist).

A healthy relationship is one in which both parties acknowledge that they each do poos.


69d05f No.275905

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

These songs had definitely jumped the shark by 2006


d87e7c No.275906

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>275903

[Eyebrows raise to alarming levels]


1024b3 No.275907

File: c7453dd5ddec3c7⋯.jpg (27.65 KB, 300x300, 1:1, Hila-Klein.jpg)

Best Goblin is Hila anyway.


d87e7c No.275908

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>

Kys dizzee my man


61072c No.275909

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I miss 2006. smh we were definitely going to win and those WAGs ruined it. COME BACK SVEN

>>275904

Yeah maybe I don't actually harbour delusional dreams of being with her and just like posting her


61072c No.275910

>>275905

4got your (You)


61072c No.275911

>David Baddiel is half-Jewish half-Welsh

A true Englishman


0fac76 No.275912

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

FILM NIGHT TOMORROW 8PM

Showing

GOD OF WAR: Heroic Qi Jiguang

yes it's a chinky war film

the film proper has subtitles

Ming China is pretty cool and I want to do one of those "weapon development" forum games about it next tbh

>>275868

I don't do any of that and acknowledge tommy is a spy?

the hierarchy of hate is probably

clueless plebs < invaders < jews < traitors


69d05f No.275913

>>275911

his mum was a based Goblin though


1024b3 No.275914

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

She's so adorable


61072c No.275915

>>275913

All j.ewesses are based


0fac76 No.275916

File: 5775e0ab2b3536b⋯.png (49.6 KB, 841x255, 841:255, ClipboardImage.png)

File: bf7f7e7040f0364⋯.png (47.76 KB, 861x239, 861:239, ClipboardImage.png)


0fac76 No.275917

File: bc82cd7477dedb5⋯.png (56.12 KB, 843x251, 843:251, ClipboardImage.png)

I can't get these headline emails to go into their own folder in gmail automatically smh there's so many of them


69d05f No.275918

>>275917

>>275916

>the new observer


d87e7c No.275919

>>275916

>>275917

You're being gaslit


0fac76 No.275920

>>275918

I haven't found any other outlet willing to report on things to this degree, eg pointing out jewish involvement smh

>>275919

being gaslight is being fed the 24/7 MSM propaganda stream and never finding out about this stuff, existing in an artificial bubble and going on as if everything is a-ok

identifying the problem is the first step to solving it


d87e7c No.275921

>>275920

Confirmation bias


0fac76 No.275922

>>275921

so you're just supposed to not notice it? or pretend such things don't happen?


d87e7c No.275923

>>275922

Hyperbole

You can notice it without reacting exactly as the lizards desire


0fac76 No.275924

File: 0ccd071f6e65856⋯.mp4 (2.16 MB, 768x480, 8:5, assadmossad.mp4)

speaking of media and obfuscation etc, I haven't heard anything about Syria recently

>>275923

>noticing, calling attention to and attempting to solve the problem is reacting exactly as the problem desires you to


0fac76 No.275925

File: 1e91784bb33d672⋯.png (413.93 KB, 600x545, 120:109, angryfrog.png)

oh god I got the webm update neo was talking about ahhhhhhhh my volume control


d87e7c No.275926

>>275924

>wogs r bad

>Jews r bad

>Muslims r bad

>none of these are what the state wants you to think


0fac76 No.275927

>>275926

>the state that does everything in it's power to make the plebes love foreigners, interbreed with them, allow their own ethnic genocide to support them etc

>wants people hating them

besides you know I hate the groups in this country, not decent individuals (but acknowledge that still doesn't mean they should stay) or nonentities who stay in their own nations


d87e7c No.275928

>>275927

You're begging the question there lad

The state sets the situation up so that natives are in conflict with one another and immigrants alike


1024b3 No.275929

File: 50be623665d1d02⋯.jpg (189.69 KB, 623x701, 623:701, screenshot.1972.jpg)


0fac76 No.275930

>>275928

Perhaps, but there's no other way for sane natives to react, because the invading forces are working as the enemy's tool in full cooperation of their aims. There's nobody like Malcolm X on the other side whom could be engaged in sane conversation and cooperation, just a mass of hateful enemies bent on destruction.


d87e7c No.275931

>>275930

>your own logic is your enemy

This must be the penultimate boss then surely


69d05f No.275932

File: b81ca163542c9ac⋯.png (117.06 KB, 1184x324, 296:81, ClipboardImage.png)

what is the point of this post? does he assume we forget all of these things, does he think he's saying something new?


e0ea02 No.275933

File: 360d2e469ecaa9e⋯.webm (2.15 MB, 960x540, 16:9, Welcome to Newbrit.webm)

>waifuposter back

This is a great character arc


d87e7c No.275934

>>275933

[Dun dun duuuuun]


0ac2a9 No.275935

>>275933

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN


d87e7c No.275936

>>275935

[Air guitars]


1024b3 No.275937

File: 8210df6d60f88b1⋯.jpg (22.41 KB, 634x360, 317:180, 8df8aff6b3f5b474721d37e954….jpg)


1024b3 No.275938

File: 6cfbaf1b260c648⋯.jpg (72.89 KB, 680x714, 20:21, DL2pB4ZWsAEuY5z.jpg)

#KillAllDogs


d87e7c No.275939

>>275938

I'll kill you


1024b3 No.275940

File: 85e08f144679674⋯.jpg (97.33 KB, 576x768, 3:4, xCoN6BpibKGC4ZmDMY_HFlJiVc….jpg)

>>275939

try it see what happens


e0ea02 No.275941

File: a12485ee022aa56⋯.webm (3.34 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, NEVA GIVAP.webm)


d87e7c No.275942

>>275940

Disgusting


1024b3 No.275943

File: 2690f661703e1fd⋯.jpg (20.13 KB, 500x375, 4:3, feelin-fine.jpg)


1f7afe No.275944

File: 601de0bfa2d710f⋯.png (426.99 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, __shimakaze_kantai_collect….png)

>>275933

is that me on the daki


1024b3 No.275945

File: ebd857884899645⋯.png (1.23 MB, 1074x604, 537:302, 1460682841919.png)


e0ea02 No.275946

>>275944

On the what?


1024b3 No.275947

I hate when I know I've got poo inside my bum, but it's not ready to come out yet. Unpleasant sensation.


e0ea02 No.275948


0fac76 No.275949

>>275948

comfeerie


d87e7c No.275950

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

These niggas is trippin


1f7afe No.275951

File: e73f7504769c2d8⋯.png (56.38 KB, 232x149, 232:149, ClipboardImage.png)

File: ed090fa93db0e49⋯.jpg (338.96 KB, 715x1000, 143:200, __astolfo_fate_apocrypha_a….jpg)

>>275946

The waifu pillow.


e0ea02 No.275952


e0ea02 No.275953

File: df76a918223a321⋯.jpg (51.77 KB, 560x792, 70:99, 5ac9ef31589d9f3f35159c8c87….jpg)

might buy some land


1024b3 No.275954

I have a waifu pillow of Neo and I like to wank on it


1024b3 No.275955

>>275953

Are you rich?


24bcac No.275956

>>275953

Do it lad


e0ea02 No.275957

File: ebbb01877c3b4b1⋯.jpg (50.98 KB, 746x531, 746:531, Capture5.JPG)

>>275955

I could afford this land but I wouldn't have any left to do anything with it


24bcac No.275958

>Horatio

Blast from past


1024b3 No.275959

>>275957

no point then unless you really want that particular bit


1024b3 No.275960

File: beec959930beab7⋯.png (142.06 KB, 342x342, 1:1, comfy dale.png)


24bcac No.275961

Wiggidywiggidywhack


24bcac No.275962

File: e3ec21e4bf3c506⋯.jpg (61.91 KB, 720x604, 180:151, agzyKIO.jpg)

Pack it up lads


61072c No.275963

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>>275930

>There's nobody like Malcolm X on the other side whom could be engaged in sane conversation and cooperation

Actually there is (albeit not to the same extent) but it's just that you don't actually know anything about Malcolm X besides BASED GLR attending a NOI rally

>just a mass of hateful enemies

Please lad stop this, I say this out of love. Listen to vanlad, you are being gaslit. You can be woke on jews and not be a raging, frothing-at-the-mouth dafty

>>275933

Who are these people supposed to be

>>275944

:^)

>>275962

>not singing said songs

cuck


24bcac No.275964

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24bcac No.275965

>>275964

Have this too:

>>275963

>whatcha wanna be when you grow up?

>I wanna be a muthafuckin hustla, ya better aks somebody


61072c No.275966

File: e66f2e87feb7554⋯.png (312.52 KB, 958x959, 958:959, ClipboardImage.png)

tbh


24bcac No.275967

>>275966

Anti-football is a codeword for anti-white


61072c No.275968

>>275967

This but unironically


1024b3 No.275969

>>275966

>muh national team

Hilarious… Lots of wogs and mongrels chasing a bladder up and down a field while being coached by foreigners, and all owned and run and profited on by foreigners. Yet somehow I'm supposed to feel some sort of national pride in this shitshow.


24bcac No.275970

File: 6ca3889315f79b7⋯.png (123.13 KB, 320x480, 2:3, Screenshot_2018-06-14-23-2….png)

Apocalypse now


61072c No.275971

>>275969

go be a fag somewhere else


61072c No.275972

>Southgate is a foreigner


1024b3 No.275973

File: b3badf5a2bee547⋯.jpg (596.63 KB, 2048x1536, 4:3, england-squad.jpg)


24bcac No.275974

File: 7bf7101e0ceb253⋯.jpg (46.69 KB, 306x423, 34:47, article-2572378-00092A0B00….jpg)

>>275972

>this is a foreigner


61072c No.275975

>>275973

To be brutal, only sad autists inject race into everything. Anti-footballism is the worst kind of contrarianism

>>275974

Big respect to the I man tbh


61072c No.275976

Have you bled for your country? Paul Ince has


24bcac No.275977


24bcac No.275978

>this kills the dafty


1024b3 No.275979

>>275975

Football is boring and shit.

And it's not just the race that's just the most obvious thing to point at. But really why care at all? You might as well root for any other team. It's all meaningless, especially given how often players move around to different teams. Just a business.

>>275976

No and I never want to. My country can eat a dick and deserves to rot in piss.


1024b3 No.275980

>>275978

I'm not a dafty. I couldn't care less about politics. It's bullshit.

I am above it.


24bcac No.275981


1024b3 No.275982

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69d05f No.275983

The cure to daftyism is a nice gf tbqh


655f1e No.275984

>>275979

>Football is boring and shit

This


24bcac No.275985

>>275983

Tbh

>>275984

Premier league is shit

World cup is great

Hopefully get to fight some argies


1024b3 No.275986

*kicks the football*

woah


24bcac No.275987

>ywn fistfight some drunk Argentinians because raheem stirling scored a BLINDER


4c0bc2 No.275988

>>275973

All the wogs just show how much better the English are than everyone else because they chose to come here rather than staying in their hellholes.

>>275975

>only sad autists inject race into everything

t. untermensch

>>275974

How was he allowed to stay on the pitch with a bloody shirt? Couldn't get away with that nowadays.


1024b3 No.275989

Definitely gonna need to do a poo tomorrow


4c0bc2 No.275990

>>275985

>Premier League is sh*t

True dat, the Championship is where it's at.


24bcac No.275991

>>275988

>untermensch

If the reverse of these positions ia ubermensch then id rather stay unter if it's all the same to you ma'am

>wouldn't allow it nowadays

Tbh hepatitis and that

But nigga was a T A N K


e0ea02 No.275992

File: 0dd03af20f9696c⋯.webm (860.81 KB, 960x540, 16:9, fuckennnn.webm)

heddintuthuhbruh


24bcac No.275993

>>275990

Conference league and below tbh, less mercenaries


24bcac No.275994

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4c0bc2 No.275995

>>275993

>less mercenaries

Amateur football or nothing. They should be doing it for love of the game, not for a paycheque.


24bcac No.275996

>>275995

Cricket is good at local level too tbh


69d05f No.275997

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>>275994

Making Movies > Brothers in arms tbqh


0fac76 No.275998

File: e05ab8df37c4be8⋯.png (594.49 KB, 704x600, 88:75, ClipboardImage.png)


b87934 No.275999

File: fd7950354acff9b⋯.jpg (133.69 KB, 666x1024, 333:512, civic English lass.jpg)

>>275967

I'm anti-white


b87934 No.276000

File: 39c006efda45785⋯.jpg (228.58 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, civic English lasses.jpg)

Trips for civic lasses


1024b3 No.276001

File: 2a23b715a61d2e7⋯.jpg (30.69 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 10895182_1531100810487671_….jpg)

Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?


1024b3 No.276002

So tired


1024b3 No.276003

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792224 No.276004

>>276003

Morning you miserable bugger


55961f No.276005

File: e6ca6f2d206295e⋯.png (726.92 KB, 888x499, 888:499, ClipboardImage.png)


792224 No.276006

>>276005

Are gamers just rebranded incel-neckbeards? Or are they the next evolution


55961f No.276007

>>276006

I'm not even sure who gang weed makes fun of at this point


55961f No.276008

*puts ready to die CD in car*


792224 No.276009

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>>276008

I used to get feels on a bitch

Now I through shields on the dick

To stop me from that HIV shit


1024b3 No.276010

File: e910ba4986da4b2⋯.jpg (304.25 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 7f71d63f7b88b3d157c33ea0c8….jpg)

*Spends years working on a YouTube channel promoting honour, glory, EVROPA and encouraging people to stay monogamous and have large families because it is the foundation of civilisation, but also has a gf that he has sex with but doesn't marry or have kids with, then leaves her and moves back to Sweden to engage in more daftyism*


1024b3 No.276011

File: bfef51cdec0a2bf⋯.png (5.63 MB, 1944x3000, 81:125, goldenpilllist.png)

If you didn't read all these books, you aren't white.


1024b3 No.276012

File: 8e94d805c40f89d⋯.jpg (89.85 KB, 1125x1404, 125:156, b5d9926ffee623aae232452423….jpg)

I had a dream the other day that I cuddled with Vargs wife. She's quite cutie.


0fac76 No.276013

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

went to doctors

on top of wearing stockings they say I have to moisturize

it's a femen conspiracy I tell you

got summer clothes, laces for steel toes

had all my hair shorn off

feel like I looked like less of a twat with the greasy ponytail and hobo beard tbh but at least it's cooler


0fac76 No.276014

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

also

CHINKY FILM TONIGHT IN THE CYTUBE


806f79 No.276015

File: 5d7757eff4a6018⋯.jpg (168.52 KB, 1317x734, 1317:734, 55125.jpg)

File: f2536a296889091⋯.jpg (197.44 KB, 1317x736, 1317:736, 643164.jpg)

File: 81ce497f2cdda05⋯.png (352.27 KB, 533x526, 533:526, 1528621227572.png)


0fac76 No.276016

File: 31b8b5116963ad1⋯.png (664.26 KB, 629x655, 629:655, ClipboardImage.png)


b87934 No.276017

>>276005

I don't even get this meme tbh


0fac76 No.276018

>>276015

oh hey jocklet

you didn't die fighting for the kurds or whatever?


806f79 No.276019

File: 58428ea94885b30⋯.jpg (326.95 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1528649252447.jpg)

>>276017

It's making fun of "gamers" who unironically post edgy shit about being downtrodden cause they're "gamers"

or something along those lines

>>276018

aright laddy. How are you doing

>you didn't die fighting for the kurds or whatever?

No, I was in contact with them via email up until around a month ago. But I decided to spend my last few grand on stuff for my new flat instead of flight tickets. So I'm kinda stuck in the UK now


0ac2a9 No.276020

>>276019

Good, you would've got steamrolled by the turks.


792224 No.276021

>>276018

How long are you staying at the hostel for lad?


1024b3 No.276022

File: 1196e461debe9e8⋯.png (190.49 KB, 1178x508, 589:254, 1507885247564.png)


0fac76 No.276023

>>276019

might be going into full time work with vanlad, moving temporarily over the weekend, he only knew a few weeks ago so I'm doing everything short notice and trying to find a place to stay

>>276021

sun-thurs, leaving on thursday, or staying on for another week/moving into a place if it all goes well and I find somewhere


792224 No.276024

>>276023

So I can tell them we can work next week?


0fac76 No.276025

>>276024

25th onwards? if it's guaranteed we'll actually have work so I can cover the extra days in the hostel, also might be moving into a place on the 26th (but that place is 3mo minimum so it'd really really need a guarantee to meet that average earning)


792224 No.276026

>>276025

From 18th onwards, of you're already there?


0fac76 No.276027

>>276026

can't guarantee that I'd be available to work because I'll be seeing landlords & flats/houseshares etc during the day.

mumsy is paying for the hostel sun-thurs so I want to try and find a place asap


792224 No.276028

>>276025

>>276026

We get 2 weeks at avg pay as soon as we start lad, like 3-400 a week each


792224 No.276029

>>276027

I'll pay for your hostel if we work lad, I seriously need this money, £15 a day?


792224 No.276030

>>276027

>>276029

And we can do short days if you're seeing landlords etc


0fac76 No.276031

>>276029

What sort of times are we likely to do, early morning-afternoon? I can try to reschedule for 4pm kind of times, not sure if I can go later

>>276030

ah yeah ^


806f79 No.276032

File: eb8e564e8efa17b⋯.png (140.99 KB, 334x390, 167:195, 1528613875219.png)

File: 2f726f7cbff0d48⋯.jpg (47.31 KB, 587x334, 587:334, 636526256254.jpg)

>hit post

>computer blue screens

>now Cortana has enabled herself again and is now harassing me


4c0bc2 No.276033

>>276014

>movie night

It's Spain vs Portugal at 19:00 first though.


0fac76 No.276034

File: eb1f56c1ee53b6e⋯.png (53.83 KB, 585x462, 195:154, feelit.png)

>>276032

lad

you're not using anything but win7 or loonix are you?

pretty sure cortana is a botnet10+ thing


0ac2a9 No.276035

>>276032

>tfw cortana chokes you whilst you sleep


792224 No.276036

>>276031

We should be finished by 3 every day lad, nice one

I'm serious about paying your hostel for a couple of weeks, dunno when we first get paid though. They'll tell us monday

We can bullshit Friday if you have to go back to yours, shouldn't be a problem

Need your UTR and PLI details ready for Monday lad


4c0bc2 No.276037

File: 6745865687d2fe7⋯.jpg (156.74 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, soccerjerseys.jpg)

Alaska, Connecticut and Montana English clay confirmed

https://twitter.com/soccerdotcom/status/1007394598359130113


0fac76 No.276038

>>276036

wait fuck email me the UTR and PLI stuff I don't know how to get them or what they are apart from insurance.

All I have is an NI number and the Universal Credit system telling me I'm self employed


0fac76 No.276039

File: b54b3f5400b3bcb⋯.png (46.04 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, murrca34.png)

>>276037

>all of that mexican

horrifying tbh


806f79 No.276040

File: dab55fb4e6d5ac9⋯.jpg (87.42 KB, 718x720, 359:360, 1529018084699.jpg)

>>276020

Is it wrong of me to say that I'm kind of looking forward to the Turks blitzing across Rojava? I would rather have the SAA retake that land however, but a joint op between the Turks and the SAA would be interesting to say the least.

>>276022

He is such a fucking faggot sometimes. I like him, but after hearing about his rent boy escapades during uni I've kinda stopped watching him, that and the fact he rarely uploads now.

>>276023

>might be going into full time work with vanlad

That sounds very comfy. Will the two of you shitpost during your break? I hope it works out

>trying to find a place to stay

I was in and out of homelessness earlier this year so I kinda know what it's like. Best of luck!

>>276034

I fell for the windows 10 meme cause it was a "free" "upgrade"

I would rather be back on Windows 8 smh

>>276035

I'm pretty sure she listens to you sleep right now, so the choking aspect might not be a far off thing in the future. We can only hope


792224 No.276041

>>276038

Ring 0300 200 3500 and ask them

There's a shitty automated handler

Just keep saying 'I don't have it' until you speak to someone

PLI is £77 or £20 a month, google PLI insurance, need it for construction and £2mil liability


792224 No.276042

You are so rubbish lad smh


806f79 No.276043

>>276037

holy fuck that's horrifying


0ac2a9 No.276044

>>276040

>SAA joint ops with turks

Uh lad?


792224 No.276045

>>276041

UTR number will be on any self assessment tax forms you've filled in or received btw


0fac76 No.276046

>>276040

I don't think it'll get so bad as to homelessness tbf

>trusting jews to give you something for free

top keeeeek

>>276041

>>276042

smdh all that I've had to do before is sign a liability form and give temp agencies my bank account

>>276045

aaand I fill those out online through Universal Credit, which doesn't have whatever a UTR is or any details at all beyond "wot u make "wot u spend" "did u put pension fag" etc

smdhmsmdshfuck


806f79 No.276047

>>276044

If it means the two of them getting the yanks out of Syria? I could see it happening. I guess it depends on how US and Turkey relations go. Turkey is not happy at all about the yanks/west arming and training the Kurds.


0fac76 No.276048

>>276047

>>276044

aren't the turks going full Sword of Jewry and helping Israel send in fighters against Assad?


792224 No.276049

>>276046

They'll be able to give you the UTR over the phone lad

>temp agencies

You're self employed now bucko

Subbied to me

:^)


0ac2a9 No.276050

>>276048

The turks are just securing their border by encroaching upon border regions with Iraq and Syria.

>>276047

As the Yanks give the Turks the most support it doubt it. However, they are upset with the USA arming the Kurds. But not enough to fuck up NATO relations lmao.


806f79 No.276051

>>276048

Kind of, it's complicated. Those rebels the Turks are backing really don't face off against the SAA/Assad, they just go after the Kurds. I might add that rebel ranks are filled with SAA spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gables, Searchlight Magazine), that's why so many of them surrender and that's why so much equipment gets handed over to the SAA(ATGMs, tanks, etc)

>>276050

>As the Yanks give the Turks the most support it doubt it

http://www.presstv.com/Detail/2018/06/14/565010/turkey-US-s400-russia

I think things can change very quickly


0fac76 No.276052

>>276049

phoning em now

can I buy pli online and can I cancel if I need to?

>my voice is my password

>govt collecting audio identification data on people

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


792224 No.276053

>>276052

Yeah its like 75£ one off or 150 over a year I think, its not like a phone contract


0fac76 No.276054

>>276053

alrighty, know a good provider? think I did search this previously but didn't get that far


792224 No.276055

>>276052

And reeeeee just play the game until you've got enough money to stop playing


792224 No.276056

>>276054

There's online comparison sites, use one of those tbh


806f79 No.276057

File: 26f88c9ab57348e⋯.jpg (106.56 KB, 626x892, 313:446, 25321.jpg)

File: 64b7cbda096b027⋯.jpg (92.85 KB, 617x872, 617:872, 266262456.jpg)

>Scottish Nationalists


792224 No.276058

>drop her at the salon

>go for a pint while she gets a vajazzle or whatever girls do there

>have 2 pints as she's taking ages

Shame


792224 No.276059

>>276057

Nationalists can be friendly with other groups lad smh


0ac2a9 No.276060

>>276059

Even date other groups :^)


792224 No.276061

>>276060

[Audible self restraint]


806f79 No.276062

File: 8588b56370a19fa⋯.jpg (181.47 KB, 1463x883, 1463:883, 2287878.jpg)

>>276059

The problem with the SNP is that they're too friendly to everyone

>>276060

If I ever marry a qt Korean lass I would abandon Scotland and the UK and move to S Korea tbh


1024b3 No.276063

File: 1cef117ddaa3ea8⋯.png (114.05 KB, 601x508, 601:508, 1488019789339.png)

*reads book*

im a big brained smart boy now

even if it is just a star wars book


792224 No.276064

>>276062

Agreed tbh, the SNP are hardly even nationalists


792224 No.276065

>>276063

Ever read any SciFi lad? I can recommend some really interesting ones


0fac76 No.276066

>>276062

except the english

>south korea

kimmy is disappointed in you

>>276065

ahhh fml lad they want my exact self employment start date which is like a year or two ago and only recorded in UC which doesn't list it and there's no way of contacting them in a timely fashion and basically I'm really fucking pissed and will try fixing it later when the phone has battery charge again


1024b3 No.276067

The SNP aren't nationalists and they don't even want independence. They want to be a region in the EU, not a nation.

>>276065

I haven't except for some Star Wars books and I have some 40k books I haven't read yet, but those aren't really hard sci fi at all. What do you suggest?


792224 No.276068

>>276066

Just say the start date is Monday for a self employed role and you need a UTR number, they'll give you one, just ask for a supervisor, they can do it all there and then but you need to be assertive

Its all recorded

>I need my UTR number by the end of this phone call

Will make it happen


792224 No.276069

>>276067

Have you read any discworld books? If so then Long Earth will be an easy transition

If not, but you like classical storytelling, try CS Lewis Space trilogy or Sleeper Awakes HG wells, or any wells for that matter

If you like dark esoteric themes then Philip k dick

For actual hard SciFi with brilliant concepts then Alastair Reynolds has some cracking shot story compilations that might do the trick

Or asimov for old style hard scifi


792224 No.276070

>>276069

Kim Stanley roThe Poster Formerly Known As Binsons Mars trilogy is fantastic but very communist flavoured and might put you off near-future SciFi

Its fuckibg great though


792224 No.276071

>>276070

FUCKS SAKE ANSHIT


0fac76 No.276072

File: 86b45fff6169d67⋯.png (1.45 MB, 1000x723, 1000:723, ClipboardImage.png)

S C I F I

heinlein (but not his very earliest work from when he was a retarded libshitarian)

can't remember the guy, might be K Dick but whoever wrote the Lensman books

H. Beam Piper is my personal favourite even though it's pozzed, his stories about the Fuzzies are cute

>>276068

the indian on the other end was going on about it for tax forms and all sorts of shite that I've never dealt with before what with not making any relevant amount of money, wouldn't proceed without me, went full police investigation on it

I'll try again in a few smh

you'd think one of the most important things mummy government would do is make sure everyone is capable of paying their tithes from the moment they start any work but apparently I was just allowed to be "self employed" without any paperwork all this t ime


792224 No.276073

>>276072

>Heinlein

Good recommendation

Find his concepts are better dealt with by other authors tbh

>Indian

Try again lad, make it clear you need a UTR by the end of the call

>mummy govts tithes

You need to know what to ask

The person answering the call is probably minimum wage and dgaf


1ca105 No.276074

File: 8d13f9dcb5a8b59⋯.jpg (89.77 KB, 600x337, 600:337, 1529004077482.jpg)

ITT: We laugh at saudis


806f79 No.276075

File: a2b0d886be5e451⋯.jpg (122.93 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1528738369808.jpg)

>all these smart people talking about books

>only read my first book a few weeks ago

>it was The Invisible Dog by Dick King Smith

Any suggestions as to what I should read next? I have a couple of suitcases full of books that I've never read because they're all doorstoppers


0ac2a9 No.276076

>>276075

>first read a book a bit ago

What the fuck did you do in school?


1ca105 No.276077

>>276075

Ray Bradbury, All Summer in a Day


806f79 No.276078

File: 16e368bc5f6b7f1⋯.webm (1.65 MB, 854x480, 427:240, SaudisBTFO.webm)

>>276074

*laughs*

>>276076

>What the fuck did you do in school?

I skipped it

Actually I read a couple of books before the age of 10 in school, but I have no clue what they were.


792224 No.276079

>>276075

Lad…

Discworld

Easy to understand but with nature concepts

>>276076

I smoked weed and got excluded but I still read 2 or 3 books a week lmao


0fac76 No.276080

File: e855a9f44ad4d49⋯.png (495.13 KB, 1011x567, 337:189, ClipboardImage.png)

>chinkies are so advanced they blend their advertising right into the program

>scene opens with historical advisers having a party

>cake with a 7 on it

>get suspicious because roman numeral

>then he whips out a smartphone and shills for The People's Loan

weeeeeeeeeeew


792224 No.276081

>>276079

>nature

*mature

Fucking autocorrect assuming my adjectives


792224 No.276082

>>276080

Product placement


0ac2a9 No.276083

>>276079

Yeah but you still have to read books to pass

>>276078

>skipped school

>didn't read books at home anyway

wtf


0fac76 No.276084

>>276082

usually it's little things that blend in, like coca cola in a teen drama

not a 200ad court advisor and military official suddenly extolling the virtues of usury lol


792224 No.276085

>>276083

>to pass

Did all the required reading by year 9 tbh lmao

>wtf

Tbh

>there are people that don't read books


0fac76 No.276086

they're the same actors as in the actual show as well

at least Three Kingdoms 2010 just had Cao Cao shilling air con units during the credits and not the episode


806f79 No.276087

File: bba551f639e01a5⋯.jpg (50.32 KB, 472x472, 1:1, 1528650437613.jpg)

>>276077

>>276079

Ray Bradbury's All Summer in a Day & Discworld. Cheers lads, they've been added to the list

>>276079

>>276083

>bullying


792224 No.276088

>>276084

>>276086

Lmao alright fair point


792224 No.276089

>>276087

Its the opposite of bullying, my man


0ac2a9 No.276090

>>276085

>people who haven't read books scare me

>>276086

Lmao I remember those


1ca105 No.276091

File: b81cdbb5e3e95f7⋯.jpg (49.74 KB, 700x500, 7:5, i had enough.jpg)

>>276087

actually lad I was jesting that book almost made me physically cry one time. like go ahead he's a good actor but it might make you rage a little

read the moomins or something

also I agree you are just as worth a human as everyone here and ily <3


792224 No.276092

>>276090

Reeeeee they don't scare me they aggravate my scowling muscles


1024b3 No.276093

Someone stabbed and killed by a group of wogs just around the corner from me fucking hell.

Apparently he used to be friends with them and was in a gang, rival to their gang though.

I need to get good at running so I can escape the wogs. My area has become so much more diverse over the past 5 or 6 years.

I already have a policy of not going out when the teenagers aren't in school, since they are prone to criminality, and on the weekends too. I like to go early in the morning since I figure criminals are lazy and wouldn't be up at such hours.

>>276069

>>276072

Noted.


792224 No.276094

>>276093

Steel toecaps and basic boxing will stop you getting directly stabbed

I can't run for shit but that's always the best option


1ca105 No.276095

>>276093

just swim bro you're on an island


792224 No.276096

>being scared of local youths

Lightweight tbh

This needs work


0fac76 No.276097

>>276094

the problem was with registering for self assessment smh so what, I need to do the paperwork there

>even if I fill it in it's 10 working days until I get what they want (post only)


806f79 No.276098

File: 05b667da8132460⋯.jpg (560.25 KB, 955x722, 955:722, 1528675331310.jpg)

>>276091

>actually lad I was jesting

I'll give it a read anyways, and I might try the Moomins too, I enjoyed the cartoon when I was a kid. I'm up for reading anything tbh, cheers lad

>also I agree you are just as worth a human as everyone here and ily <3

A very nice thing to say, thank you lad. I hope you've had a great day so far and I hope you have a nice evening.

>>276093

>I need to get good at running so I can escape the wogs

You could get a treadmill if you have the space since getting up early enough in the morning might not always be viable


0fac76 No.276099

>>276097

calling again to try and force it tbh


0fac76 No.276100

fucking hell I hate bureaucracy

and all this shit is so complicated

I bet you could reorganize all of these basic services and taxation offices or whatever and save tens of billions


792224 No.276101

>>276097

>>276100

>>276099

Just say you need it lad, I did, got it same day


0fac76 No.276102

>>276101

that's the plan if the phone doesn't run out of battery again before someone picks up


792224 No.276103

>>276102

Lmao

They're open till 7, harass them until you get it


1ca105 No.276104

mum shills going to fucking bermuda

thoughts?


792224 No.276105

>>276104

LOCAL holidays only


0fac76 No.276106

>>276103

Ok, this time I got a downie lass who's registered me but can't give me the number, I've asked if they're likely to have it if I phone monday morning because I can't wait ten days for the letter.


792224 No.276107

*allows investments to mature*

Got enough xanax to last until judgement day


792224 No.276108

>>276106

The induction is from 1pm, harrass them all Monday morning

Its not the end of the world if it takes till Friday to get, its payment related not employment critical


1ca105 No.276109

>>276105

this is so stupid though


792224 No.276110

>>276109

Nah keeping your tourist money in-house is logical tbf


0fac76 No.276111

>>276109

what's the matter you bigot, don't want to experience the bermuda triangle and be anal probed by lizardmen?

>>276108

their system means I have to wait ten days for whatever reason and even if I phone earlier it probably won't be ready for at least a week, so all I can do is explain I've filled out the self assessment registration form and have to wait for it.


792224 No.276112

>>276111

They told me the same thing

I said I needed the number to start work and they found it

Ring them Monday am and kick off, I'll do it for you if necessary

I haven't paid taxes for a decade so you can be screwed about


1ca105 No.276113

File: 540dcf499608fe6⋯.jpg (33.61 KB, 326x260, 163:130, uhm no sweetie.jpg)

>>276110

alright. is bermuda white?

>>276111

I just want to go to a more "local" holiday like spain or at least greece, what is going half a globe for. smh whatever.


792224 No.276114

>>276113

Its a tax Haven so probably Russian and Jewish


1ca105 No.276115

File: 3e08325a80650ad⋯.jpg (95.79 KB, 640x360, 16:9, when your homeboy outright….jpg)

>>276114

>Russian and Jewish

it all makes so much sense now


0ac2a9 No.276116

>>276113

It's a nice place, however they drive left hand drive cars on the right side of the road, so be careful. It's a tax haven but a nice one.


806f79 No.276117

File: 704c26ad67a8388⋯.jpg (34.99 KB, 364x310, 182:155, 1528667249984.jpg)

>that scent of petrichor when the rain pours


1ca105 No.276118

>>276116

oh the horror

(you best be meming)

although yeah I'll give you that, for a former imperium that's suspicious.


0ac2a9 No.276119

>>276118

Wait I fucked it up. They drive American cars on British roads.


0fac76 No.276120

>>276112

guess that'll have to do

not sure if it's possible though, if the number has to be generated by cubicle jockeys physically looking through whatever records they need to smh

>>276113

what's wrong with brighton beach, blackpool pier or skegness lad

if you want to get fancy you could do a week in a crofters cottage on one of the northern islands


0fac76 No.276121

File: 81977052aaac14d⋯.png (87.02 KB, 645x729, 215:243, tardjak11.png)

>>276114

PLI is personal liability insurance right


0fac76 No.276122

>>276121

also when looking for a quote does the job come under "builder"


d09aec No.276123

>>276120

>>276121

Public liability insurance lad lmao

And yeah they will give you a UTR number within 72 working hrs, I can assure you we will make it happen


d09aec No.276124

>>276122

Glazing if they have that as a selection

Doesnt really matter


1ca105 No.276125

File: a11297112d78598⋯.jpg (21.26 KB, 185x233, 185:233, when i find some dank ass ….JPG)

>>276120

It's me bro

but uhh yeah I'll make sure to visit those when I get to the UK one day, which is prolly never cause my mum rather sees a literally who island than the UK unless the snooker championship plays or something.


0fac76 No.276126

File: 7d98b011c3c461d⋯.png (869.68 KB, 598x840, 299:420, tintinlondon.png)

File: 97d1524fe6c610a⋯.png (1.02 MB, 800x1109, 800:1109, tintinpenrith.png)

>>276118

why not go see the diversity museum of London?

>>276123

>>276124

thanks lad


d09aec No.276127

Anybody else need help with tax/self employment/etc?

Lawfag is on this for 4 hrs so knock yourselves out


0ac2a9 No.276128

>>276125

Bermuda is a nice place tbh, it's kinda like tropical Britain, or it was for a short while. A lot more Americans now there however, so it's no longer Britain's Florida. But yeah they drive left hand drive cars on the left side of the road iirc.


1ca105 No.276129

>>276128

Thanks. Valuable info. I'll make sure to tell her all that.

Taking a walk see yall


0fac76 No.276130

>>276125

hey if she's paying go there via seamoneyland and have weed pizza and fried tarantulas

or locally, tour the concentration camp sites of east germany or go to the nuremburg museum :^)

>>276127

ask how much I can leech from the system while also being gainfully self employed


d09aec No.276131

>>276126

Save all the invoices and receipts for travel and accommodation lad, you can write them off against your overall tax bill


0ac2a9 No.276132

>>276129

Bye bye


d09aec No.276133

>>276129

Turrah

>>276130

Lad you dont need to ask what I retain him for lmao


1ca105 No.276134

Fuck 4/sp/ banned me


0fac76 No.276135

>>276131

will a torn bit of paper saying "£20 to vanlad for giving me a lift" work

and can I put down getting a haircut and some new clothes as well since it's for employability purposes

>>276129

gbye


d09aec No.276136

>>276134

>4/sp/

[Grimace]


0fac76 No.276137

>>276134

doesn't 8sp exist

they're the get fiends right


d09aec No.276138

>>276135

Anything you think could be an employment expense is valid

Write it all down

I'll give you invoices for lifts if I have to

I already owe you like £30 so we have all that to discuss after Monday in person


0ac2a9 No.276139

>>276134

big rip


1024b3 No.276140

File: 8bd480486e313e8⋯.jpg (505.93 KB, 1280x728, 160:91, 0 0moo1.jpg)


d09aec No.276141

And anshit you are first priority for debt payment, dw


1024b3 No.276142

File: c5f2e377a00e4e9⋯.jpg (274.31 KB, 1110x693, 370:231, 1l3vK6i.jpg)

Highly glorious, in all actuality.


0fac76 No.276143

>>276138

wouldn' worry too much tbh

just starting to feel like I'm going to have to fill out multiple self assessment things smh since that's what UC already asks for

I'm burnt out for now, it's disgusting the amount of notepad files and bits of paper are lying around

reckon I can buy pli online out of business hours tomorrow? or if they'd be open on a saturday


61072c No.276144

File: 6f0d9c1643f79a7⋯.gif (1.95 MB, 245x245, 1:1, british immigration policy….gif)

File: b61a9efc498c6f3⋯.gif (1.24 MB, 245x245, 1:1, british immigration policy….gif)

You lot are posting way too fast


d09aec No.276145

>>276143

You could buy it Monday if necessary, but try tomorrow morning please, I am out on a limb to get you this job, try and help me as much as possible


d09aec No.276146

>>276144

You can fuck off you Ottoman cunt


61072c No.276147

File: a7cc1b44541c5ac⋯.jpg (154 KB, 788x443, 788:443, ATATURK - FATHER OF THE NA….jpg)

>>276146

nah fam I'm Kemalist


0fac76 No.276148

>>276145

looking at it now, got half an hour left

worst thing is that it all needs post codes smh and all I can give is the current one, meaning changes later

hate bureaucracy reeeee


d09aec No.276149

>>276147

I dgaf what sort of furrin you are

Al fresco tracheotomy incoming


d09aec No.276150

>>276148

Just get anything lad, between us we can sort out any details


d09aec No.276151

>>276150

Just need to get on the payroll

I'll 50/50 the jobs for the first 2 weeks or smth if it spurs you on


0fac76 No.276152

>>276151

1mil liability right

just see what happens tbh, even if they fail me you'd probably still get the work with your experience right


d09aec No.276153

>>276152

2mil lad

You can't be failed, I've employed you


0fac76 No.276154

>>276153

ah right

just doing covers now, taking personal accident

do I need to do contract works "Cover if your contract with your customer makes you responsible for damage to partly completed works."? think that's the last bit


d09aec No.276155

>>276154

No I'm responsible for damages


0fac76 No.276156

>>276155

ta lad, here's more

not working on skyscrapers or anything is it? "hanging from ropes and suspended platforms"

heights above 10 metres

service to infrastructure eg power stations or hospitals


1024b3 No.276157

File: e412d0e670d723f⋯.png (213.43 KB, 620x347, 620:347, capture1.png)


0fac76 No.276158

>>276156

just saying no tbh but I had to check


0fac76 No.276159

>>276158

got one for for £22 monthly, lump sum technically cheaper but I want to be able to cancel, worst case


806f79 No.276160

File: 009d51bbfb6fec9⋯.jpg (216.33 KB, 953x760, 953:760, 625661.jpg)

File: 859c8643b7ed2bd⋯.jpg (110.17 KB, 598x679, 598:679, 525215.jpg)

File: 29237b0c7a6f68f⋯.jpg (140.45 KB, 611x817, 611:817, 43126136.jpg)

lads… I really want a cosplay gf


0fac76 No.276161

File: 60513c3d9471be4⋯.webm (6.79 MB, 640x360, 16:9, columbine.webm)

fuckin all done apart from some more wikiped and ehow reading lol

CHINKY FILM AT 8PM

https://cytu.be/r/newbrit

>>276160

lads… I realy want a gf


806f79 No.276162

File: 4bc13add2d33e5f⋯.jpg (42.41 KB, 669x746, 669:746, 1528646893468.jpg)

>>276161

>that fucking webm

saved tbh


0fac76 No.276163

B E E R O C L O C K

>>276162

it's a good aesthetic

eric pulling off that low key skinhead vibe


655f1e No.276164

>>276163

>It's an edgy aesthetic

FTFY


0fac76 No.276165

File: 098e450930f133d⋯.png (56.8 KB, 408x500, 102:125, chenpostalhatred.png)

>>276164

>he doesn't want to go full edge


0ac2a9 No.276166

>>276164

>not being an edge lord


0fac76 No.276167

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

tbh my edgesthetic would be D-FENS tbqhsmh


0fac76 No.276168

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


61072c No.276169

>jerry lass says she thinks England can win the World Cup

How adorably naive. Being German she doesn't understand our quadrennial disappointment


0ac2a9 No.276170

>>276167

>>276168

Such a good film


655f1e No.276171


0fac76 No.276172

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>276171

my name is Not Important

what matters is my genocidal crusade


61072c No.276173

>In October 45 BC, Julius Caesar met with the families of Carrhae victims. After a brief speech in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made arrow noises and mimicked seven Legions being slaughtered in the Persian desert.[4] He then picked up the eagle of a deceased Legion and whispered into her ear "Where are you, oh my sweet eagle?", and proceeded to put on a laurel wreath and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the eagle. It was rushed to the smith where she was pronounced irreparably damaged due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident in the Senate, Caesar became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the Senator.[5][6]

He can't keep getting away with it


4c0bc2 No.276176




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