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Just what you need to make you feel better

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6cf948  No.318257[Reply]

something other than this rightfully belongs here

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537c7f  No.318957


are you the my mums boyfriend anon?

how are you?

c82949  No.318958

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>playing Perfect Dark on an emulator

>run into Sargon

5519c8  No.318960


Nah lad, I'm not your mummys boyfreind. I'm free though if she fancys a shag. I'm posting here because I know you lot are a bunch of degenerates and I'd get bullied for doing drugs on /shit/

4a15fc  No.318962




>I do have one kid


congrats though, hope you have more


you need to have thicker skin if you want to use imageboards. lots of bitter, frustrated virgins on here, myself included


you look Finnish


wrong, peak breeding age for women is 18-22, 16-24 for a wider range. 30 is old

the "sexual peak at 35" is

>a) propaganda to deter white women from breeding when they're young and fertile

>b) can be explained by women having a strong childbearing urge at that age because it's their last chance


do it soon, lass, time is flying


this, that's a terrible ass

ab1dc9  No.318963

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df9b81  No.317525[Reply]

Farage: This is the Worst Deal in History Because The People Who Oppose Brexit Are Still in Charge


‘The Worst Deal in History’: Brexiteers Respond to Theresa May’s ‘Slave State’ Agreement With Europe


Merkel Demands ‘Real, True EU Army’… Days After Calling for ‘UN Values’ Globalist World Peace


’Worst Political Decision in Post-War Europe’: Farage Demands Merkel Apologise for Migrant Policy


7 in 10 Baby Deaths or Cases of Brain Damage at Birth Caused by Bad NHS Care


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5ac0d7  No.318254


Leather isn't for anything fetishistic that's what the latex and rubber is for it's for edgy fashion that's so uncool it's cool. Atleast that's the design philosphy behind Travis, he's so uncool that when he does something cool it should in theory be far cooler than usual because you're used to him being a useless jerkoff

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*nervous laughing*

5ac0d7  No.318256

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*depeche mode lyrics*

b59634  No.318258

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h-ha I think I'll just good old fashioned submission thank you lad

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9aec1a  No.316810[Reply]

stock up lads

Bisto owner plans Brexit stockpile


Premier Foods has said it intends to stockpile raw materials in the run-up to Brexit as fears grow over gridlock at UK ports.

>The firm, which owns Bisto, Oxo and Mr Kipling, said it was taking steps "in the absence of certainty over the arrangements for the UK's departure from the EU".

>Premier Foods said it expected to spend up to £10m on the preparations.

>It also hopes to sell its Ambrosia custard and creamed rice business.

As Brexit Deadlines Loom and Cabinet Rebels Gather, PM May Claims Deal Won’t Come at ‘Any Cost’


Hopes of escaping the Brexit in name only (‘Brino’) arrangements created by the European Union which would see the UK either in whole or in part bound indefinitely by EU laws were raised after the Prime Minister said a deal would not come at “any cost”.'

>The Prime Minister said almost two years ago that no deal would be better than a bad deal for Britain, a position long held by Brexiteers fearful that negotiations with the European Union could be co-opted by Brussels to punish the United Kingdom for trying to leave.

France Finance Minister: Europe Must Become an ‘Empire’ to Compete with U.S., Vows to Defy Trump’s Iran Sanctions

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44f8d3  No.317536


Beyond the taste it's usually for emotional reasons, it becomes a pleasurable activity for them in and of itself

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5b1ae3  No.317541


Sensory stimulation.

c3589f  No.317545


wish i could get pleasure and big dopamine hits out of it

fucking hate eating

16645d  No.317570


imperium tbh

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242889  No.316016[Reply]

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4ee79d  No.316809


>An EU army would inevitably be dominated by Germany

Germany has historically been very reluctant to use its army in the postwar era, so far they have only proposed a system that tells member states where and when they can use their armies. Macron is the one calling for a proper army, clearly he intends for the French to lead the way and he has increased defence spending I think.

>It would also lead to conflicts with Russia as the EU is an expansionist power attempting to control former Russian territories that the West promised not to intervene in post-SU collapse

They've already poked Russia as much as they could, Putin can't do shit because he isn't that powerful. The one thing he can do is control gas flow into Europe which is why Germany (50% reliance on Russian gas) has generally not had bad relations with Russia, even now. They would pressure France not to go too far. There's not much to change now anyway, the status quo largely suits both parties in Eastern Europe at present (with the exception of Ukraine, and even then in general it does suit the EU more but not to the extent that Russia needs to change it)

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9ed14e  No.316875

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>we're now the old people complaining about children

97cc6b  No.317211

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Haven't been on brit/pol/ in like three years, lads. What's changed?

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418604  No.314573[Reply]


>Tattooed ex-Marine who killed 12 people in country music bar massacre had PTSD: Gunman, 28, 'terrified' his mother and neighbors after returning from Afghanistan tour before he opened fire on student night


>Police arrest two men, 33 and 36, after group dressed up as Ku Klux Klan members posed for pictures outside Islamic prayer centre


>Ghosts of the Great War: Incredible images reveal how reminders of WWI remain etched on the British countryside 100 years after the guns fell silent

Neo'll add some more links anyway

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2febc6  No.316014

stop letting the internet decide ur opinions on women you spastics

0b2968  No.316015

we need a new thread


>all those girls I talked to who want a long term relationship and told guys who just wanted to sleep with them to fuck off don't exist huh

they might say that and they might even believe it, but in practice, it's not true

334b5b  No.316017


just made one

d0f79e  No.316018

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0b2968  No.316019

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90ceb5  No.314572[Reply]

>Be American

>Get shot

Six Off-Duty Police Officers Were Inside Borderline Bar When Shooting Started


Prince Charles won't speak out when he becomes king


Duke of York: Keep 'engaging' with Saudis


Paypal stops handling payments for Tommy Robinson


nihil sub sole novum

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5dcd7b  No.315291

5dcd7b  No.315292


I love you m-more, Neo

32c7a4  No.315293


im going to call in and call you a fag

91f0aa  No.315294


absolute legend if true

2450d5  No.315295

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bd83b2  No.313821[Reply]

Muslim Convert Sinead O’Connor Says She Won’t Spend Time with ‘Disgusting White People’


Still Without a Government, Swedish Centrist Voters Look to Populist-Right Party for Coalition Deal


Police Slam ‘Long Line’ of Grenfell Fraudsters as Another Jailed


Six Arrested Over Suspected Plot to Attack France’s President Macron


‘Polexit is Possible’: Eurocrat Says Poland Could Leave the EU Like Britain


Outgoing German Spy Chief Fired for Calling Social Democrats ‘Radical Left’, Security Policy ‘Naive’

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0ddce3  No.314574

no im doing it

ebf687  No.314575




New threads.

5fdb5d  No.314577





new thread with whacky formatting

5fdb5d  No.314578


I claimed it before you

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8ed6cb  No.313135[Reply]

Late-Night Hosts Have Midterm Meltdown: ‘Bully Your Family and Friends into Voting’


Macron Calls for ‘Real European Army’ to Protect EU from U.S.


British Army Opens Recruitment to Foreigners from 53 Commonwealth Nations Amidst Personnel Shortage


Theresa May Backs Ireland, Blocks UK’s Ability to Unilaterally Leave EU’s Customs Arrangement After Brexit


UK Left: Labour Group REJECTS Pittsburgh Killings Motion, Too Much ‘Anti-Semitism This, Anti-Semitism That’


Controversy as Italian School Textbooks Revealed to Promote Only Pro-Mass Migration Views

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f31e51  No.313817

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>that tune tho

60682e  No.313818

*ignores the bleo*

9f2345  No.313819

hankerin for a spankerin tbh

9f2345  No.313820

*blames instrument for why im bad*


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8b21a7  No.312461[Reply]

First World War Centenary: Vandals Trash Edinburgh’s Garden of Remembrance


Brexit Donor Faces Down BBC, Sky News Over Russia Allegations


May Govt Dismisses Reports EU Exit Agreement Is Imminent as ‘Speculation’


David Attenborough to Stop Crying Wolf; Admits Eco-Hysteria a ‘Real Turn-Off’


Support for Five Star Movement Declining as Salvini’s Popularity Surges


Brazilian Footballer in Germany Forced to Apologise for ‘Arab Bomber’ Halloween Costume

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887e47  No.313165

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2ddc4d  No.313166


>not just an offence, it's an offence

Americans can't read wew

887e47  No.313167

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2ddc4d  No.313169

new thread everybody

8b21a7  No.313170

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022503  No.311724[Reply]

Political Dummy Hanging from Tree with Sign Attacking GOP Enrages Tennessee Voters


DUP Blocks Latest Brexit ‘Compromise’, Rejects May Keeping UK Tied to EU Courts


Belgian Police Chief Asks Why He Should Stop Illegal Migrants from Going to Britain


Corrupt Foreign Officials Directing British Foreign Aid to Organised Crime Syndicates


‘Britain’s FBI’ Reveals Soft Border Exploited by Dangerous Criminals, Illegal Migrants, Traffickers


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c1fdf1  No.312457

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aba67e  No.312458


yeah i'll just hop over to the nearest muay thai place that doesn't exist xD


219678  No.312459


*encourages you to vote democrat*

c1fdf1  No.312460


tbh i hate when people say to just join a club

there aint fuck all where i live

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8ff74b  No.310989[Reply]

DUP Blocks Latest Brexit ‘Compromise’, Rejects May Keeping UK Tied to EU Courts


Belgian Police Chief Asks Why He Should Stop Illegal Migrants from Going to Britain


Corrupt Foreign Officials Directing British Foreign Aid to Organised Crime Syndicates


‘Britain’s FBI’ Reveals Soft Border Exploited by Dangerous Criminals, Illegal Migrants, Traffickers


‘Wonderful’ Aboriginal Activist Walks Free After Assaulting and Spitting on Police She Branded ‘White Dogs’


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b60c49  No.311744

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Alright, we'll just have to dig in

5cb69a  No.311745

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what the fuck's wrong with that thing

072753  No.311746


look at the name, lad.


later lad

8ff74b  No.311747


lyphodemia or something idk don't you have that with your legs





new thread

b60c49  No.311748

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>see that headline

>start really /thinking/

This picture is cute tbf, inspires me to get my daughter to fire a BIG machine gun when she's older.

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5e4b7a  No.310271[Reply]

Twitter Apologizes for Allowing ‘Kill All Jews’ to Become a Trending Topic


Jane Fonda: Trump-Era has ‘Parallels’ to ‘Hitler and the Third Reich’


Brazil’s Bolsonaro Confirms Plans to Move Embassy to Jerusalem


Armed Police Evacuate Sony Music HQ After ‘Knife Fight’


EU Slams Austrian Exit From UN Migration Pact as Czech Republic Prepares to Bail Next


Corrupt Foreign Officials Directing British Foreign Aid to Organised Crime Syndicates

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ab014d  No.310995



what is the actual difference? the players are still playing the game and people are watching it because it appeals to their masculine desire for competition and physical exertion

>football lads

more than the amount of lads who don't watch it at all

it doesn't stop it from being a respectable choice of tv for your average joe. especially when compared against soap operas and game shows


>suffer to read

me too tbh

to me, nationalism is a political and economical system where the state is given expanded control over the population to ensure they're all playing ball AND to make sure that everyone is appropriately cared for by the state.

Features being centralised education and healthcare. high tax. corporatism. probably protectionism too.

Where as conservative patriotism would have the standard social values of god, country and family and a smaller state with more personal liberties and a free(er at least) market


You're DAMN right I do

5e4b7a  No.310996

ab014d  No.310999


that's literally just your immigration policy


I think people eat way too much food these days. 3 meals a day every day is a luxury beyond luxuries.

I'd like to see fasting make a come back tbh

4e9563  No.311001

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>abusing the concept of NPC


bc43dd  No.311004


Very Monkey Dust.

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e09949  No.309543[Reply]

Akon ‘Very Seriously’ Considering Challenging Trump in 2020


Neil Young Goes After the NRA in Political Video for ‘Ohio’


Survey Suggests Only One-Third of Millennials Will Vote


Democrat Women Go Nude to Protest GOP in ‘Grab Them by the Ballot’ Photo Shoot


‘Conservatives Have no Right to Wear Poppies,’ Explains Lefty Talk Radio Host O’Brien


BBC Censors Own Show for Being Too Biased and Anti-Tory

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30182f  No.310289


it'll never be the old board

it does feel like it has more life to since last I was here though



dfc5fb  No.310290

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interesting looking film

don't really do horror but I liked The Endless even though nothing much happened


yeah they are a meme

my long term lass was an autist and did the logical rational thing of dropping me the second someone better walked past smh

fucking swiss banker mountain jew

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fcc6ce  No.310296

i hope you are sleeping well pembs, did cutting magnesium end up helping?

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18956a  No.308841[Reply]

Kanye West Distances Himself from Blexit


Jim Carrey Claims Republicans ‘Kidnapping Children’ and ‘Following Red Hat to Hell’


Third Child Policy: Italian Populists Propose Giving Free Land to Families


Italian Far-Left: Teen Raped and Murdered by Migrants Was ‘Lucky’


East-West Gulf on Social Issues Grows as Central, Eastern Youth Reject Progressivism


Japan crime ring distributes treats to children at Halloween event

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81d0c4  No.309585


Parliamentary democracy under King Billy

18956a  No.309586


Totalitarian monarchy under Liz tbh. Mosley blathered about TRUE DEMOCRACY almost as much as Sargon smh it's a bit off putting. He's also a bit too autistic to maintain power.

81d0c4  No.309587

totalitarian state led by the wombles

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Edward kinda threw away most of the goodwill I had for him with his actions in the war ngl

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b5a495  No.308142[Reply]

Trump Tells Rally ‘Never Again’ in Wake of Synagogue Shooting


Eric Trump on Pittsburgh Shooter: ‘He Should Get the Death Penalty’


President Trump on Pittsburgh Shooting: Change Laws So Attackers Get Death Penalty Faster


Pollak: We Jews Have the Second Amendment; We Should Use It


Pittsburgh Mayor: Answer Is Not Having Synagogues, Church, Schools ‘Filled with Armed Guards’


Donald Trump Condemns ‘Vile Hate-Filled Anti-Semitism’ After Pittsburgh Synagogue Shooting

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b095b7  No.308880


Oh well do watchya gonna do.

f658e0  No.308884



hey dude you got like instagram or smth i dig ur art


hey wessa


i just got here. is this panzie

21d67c  No.308889


jocko only i can noflag now it won't work if you do it

21d67c  No.308891

*ignores neo's new thread*

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