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Just what you need to make you feel better

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438017  No.412545[Reply]


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f06a8a  No.413263

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45b498  No.413265


I don't get this anglo reference


well I eat leftovers day later so I guess you should be fine.


Banned from /brit/, lad?

8bc509  No.413266

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Is this schizo-posting?

df1398  No.413269

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b99564  No.411782[Reply]

no links

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176476  No.412540

File: 6d50728bb097c66⋯.jpg (17.39 KB, 495x362, 495:362, 1522880454139.jpg)

>lass at the till bullying you for buying multiple kilos of cucumbers


literally true though. Just another dick

0d927f  No.412541


why we didnt kill the poos, i have no idea

88332f  No.412542


>>lass at the till bullying you for buying multiple kilos of cucumbers

She's just jealous that you took her date for the night away

0d927f  No.412543



what did she say?

did she want them for herself?

176476  No.412544


yeah she wanted to pickle them in her vagina smh. Nah it's the subtle bullying where they only use their eyes smh.


smh all the lassies want my cucumber

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3f8d3e  No.411022[Reply]

idk you wanted a thread smh

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feb6c3  No.411777


The end is near

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b08352  No.411779

uh oh only 3 more posts lads better use them wisely

b08352  No.411780

oh no we lost another one

feb6c3  No.411781


Here we go! here we go! here we go!

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098b80  No.410309[Reply]

pretend there are links here

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38da06  No.411019


Don't start trying to be cute now lad, it's too late

38da06  No.411020


But that means we're all finished!!

bf429f  No.411021

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6901a8  No.411024

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a22b97  No.409552[Reply]

Ex-Defence Secretary Brands May’s Brexit Talks with Corbyn ‘Naive’, ‘Doomed’


Merkel’s Germany Considering Tax to Fund Mosques, Islamic Institutions


52 Migrants Storm Spanish Border Fence, Four Guards Injured


Crime Wave UK: Organised Criminals Killing More Brits than Terrorism, War, Natural Disasters


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7bdde8  No.410304


It got localised for America as something called Robotech, which changed a lot of the plot, and kind of Frankensteined it together with two other anime.

c670cb  No.410305


WEW. that sounds awful

7bdde8  No.410306


Some people actually swear by it. I'll have to watch it at a later date.

7bdde8  No.410307

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>Captain Global

What did they mean by this?

7bdde8  No.410308

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Oh, no no no

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65a9ca  No.408833[Reply]

UK Police to ‘Intervene’ if Hezbollah Flags Flown on Al Quds Day


The Metropolitan Police “fully intends” to confiscate flags, banners and other items bearing the insignia of the Iran-backed Hezbollah terrorist organization if they appear at the Al-Quds Day March through central London next month.

>Senior officers said the sight of Hezbollah flags on the streets of the capital had been an inflammatory feature of past marches because anti-Israel protesters were able to say they were supporting only the political wing, which previously was not banned.

>That loophole was closed in March when the House of Commons voted to ban all wings of Hezbollah, due to its destabilizing influence in the Middle East, classifying the movement as a terrorist organization.

>The new law also tightened restrictions regarding the display of the proscribed organization’s flags, granting the police stronger powers to confiscate such items.

Ey weed make me peaceful mon its da peaceful erb da sticky sticky ey…. wagwan…

Five men killed after being deported from UK to Jamaica


Revelation set to increase pressure on Home Office following Windrush scandal

>The government is under pressure over its deportation policy after it was revealed that at least five people have been killed in Jamaica in the past year after being expelled from the UK by the Home Office.

>The men had been sent back to Jamaica despite strict rules prohibiting deportations to countries in which an individual’s life may be Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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9b4ba4  No.409550

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>more immigration than obongo

>more gun control than obongo

literally the only things we got out of Blumpf were:

>basic bitch tax cuts that made the economy betterer for like a year and now it's shit again

>basic bitch "baste conservative cucktholic taig" SCOTUS appointees; if (((Ginsberg))) runs out of chopped white baby liver and croaks then the next one will be some pro-life "save the niggers" cucktholic boomess; more likely the dems will just block the nomination 'til 2021 like the GOP did for Scalia's seat

US is so ded, it's probably le 45% face rn and dropping like a rock, gonna pass Brazil within a decade or two. Canada's gonna catch up and pass us too. and supposedly Argentina/Uruguay/Chile are getting invaded by more mixed South Americans and they have practically zero birthrate as well, so there probably won't be a single bulwark of whiteness left in the New World within 50 years

we should have slaughtered the natives and made the irish pick the cotton

2fd1dc  No.409551


>not putting to BBCs on your shoulders to weigh more and thus intimidate your enemies.

2fd1dc  No.409553


Why is this weird nigger posting here?

ef2481  No.409554

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It's really just juvenile Jocks vs Nerds shit, on some level. MovieBob and Gordo are like the archetypal modern communists. "deconstructing capitalism" is just a way to get back at the bullies, in their minds.

b04abf  No.409556

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e7f59d  No.408110[Reply]

Royal baby: Duke and Duchess of Sussex show off newborn son


Harry and Meghan describe magic of having baby, whose name has yet to be announced

>The Duke and Duchess of Sussex showed their newborn son to the world on Wednesday, with Meghan declaring: “It’s magic, it’s pretty amazing. I have the two best guys in the world so I’m really happy.”

>Speaking in St George’s Hall at Windsor Castle as Prince Harry cradled their two-day-old child, she said of the baby: “He has the sweetest temperament, he’s really calm.” Harry said: “I don’t know who he gets that from.”

>The couple have not yet announced the name they have chosen for the seventh in line to the throne. By tradition, he could have at least one title, the Earl of Dumbarton, taken from one of the subsidiary titles of his father.

Brexit SHOCK: Farage makes BRILLIANT Brexit prediction – 'everything will change'


NIGEL FARAGE has predicted what will happen next with Brexit with his new Brexit Party topping the polls ahead of the upcoming European elections at the end of March.

>The Government is in Brexit negotiations with the Labour Party, but Theresa May’s de-facto deputy admitted on Tuesday that European elections would need to go ahead. Nigel Farage has predicted what he thinks will happen next with Brexit, with his new party already topping the polls ahead of the upcoming EU vote. He told Good Morning Britain: “I think these European elections in two-weeks time are going to change everything.

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d02d04  No.408834

going to dig underneath the courtyard and main hall and see if I can fix the problem

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31ebfd  No.408837

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Reminder what happens when Sargon arrives. Watch yourself.

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07a5f0  No.409207

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c3a97f  No.407358[Reply]

no links 'cause emegency. give me something and I'll edit it in

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276d8a  No.408108


*calls attention to it*


c47d47  No.408109


can't see your pic. Probably jsut a smug anime slag


>only brave enough to call me out after the literal homo does

c47d47  No.408111

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>Pembs is now one of those people on tinder that "loves travelling"

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268bbf  No.408114

Is Spic now powerless and will Westie chill things out? I remember at one point Westie actually was a popular choice for BO but then people uturned ( spic wouldn't give it over to anyone till his hand was forced anyway).

If 22 is happy with the arrangement and it just werks I'll post here.

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e8d98a  No.406598[Reply]

Farage Calls for ‘Peaceful Revolution’ to Challenge UK’s ‘Broken’ Politics


Nigel Farage has said that the UK’s “broken” and “out of touch” political system needs to be challenged in a “peaceful political revolution” so that Britons can “win back the ability of our nation to be democratic.”

>Addressing a crowd at a Brexit Party rally in Flyde, on Saturday, Mr Farage warned that “there is something absolutely fundamental at stake” beyond the campaign for May 23rd’s European Parliament election, which goes to the very core of British democracy.

>“Can you imagine an African country, if there had been an election or a referendum that had been overturned? Many of those in the Remain camp would be having fits of the vapours, demanding the United Nations was sent in and that democracy must win through,” Mr Farage said.

>“But here in the country that has had a continuous parliament since the thirteenth century… in the country that has the mother of parliaments, it is in our very country that the very democratic process has been wilfully betrayed by a political class that has acted — in my view — in the most disgraceful, almost treacherous manner,” he said.

Austrians Describe ‘Feeling Like Foreigners’ in Their Own Country


Hundreds of regular Austrian citizens expressed to a national newspaper their views on migration, with some saying they felt like foreigners in their own country.

>The comments flooded in, partly in reaction to populist Vice Chancellor Heinz-Christian Strache commenting on the concept of “populatioPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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c5e99c  No.407354

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Why does Robert have a lion face?

206717  No.407355


dindins now tbh

looks like I have a legitimate excuse after all


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097a9a  No.407357

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wait shit I didn't realise those were the last two posts


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c9446e  No.405908[Reply]

Reaction as local election results counted


>Candidates had to draw lots after a tie in the local elections in North Yorkshire.

>Labour candidate Gerald Ramsden was elected to the Northallerton South seat on Hambleton District Council after drawing with the Conservative candidate on 527 votes.

>The returning officer then had to randomly choose between two blank envelopes with one candidate's name in each.

Candidates draw lots after dead heat in Hambleton


>Candidates had to draw lots after a tie in the local elections in North Yorkshire.

>Labour candidate Gerald Ramsden was elected to the Northallerton South seat on Hambleton District Council after drawing with the Conservative candidate on 527 votes.

>The returning officer then had to randomly choose between two blank envelopes with one candidate's name in each.

Local elections: Conservatives lose more than 1,300 councillors


The Conservatives have lost more than 1,300 councillors, with Theresa May saying voters gave politicians a message to "get on" with Brexit.

>Labour also lost almost 80 seats in the English local elections, in which it had been expected to make gains.

>But the Lib Dems gained more than 670 seats and the Greens more than 180.

>The BBC projects that, if results itPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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c9446e  No.406602

racist just dont like em

c9446e  No.406603


I have insomnia I guess I have problems sleeping, do enjoy getting up early. Used to knock about at that time cause of working the night shift at hotel.

c9446e  No.406604

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664d1f  No.405220[Reply]

no news, panzie is on mobul

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87c31d  No.405906

You're acting like Sargon wouldn't do the same to us, with his BBC porn spamming and general smug "social liberal fiscal conservative" views

664d1f  No.405907


im not though tbh, just legitimately miserable and frustrated

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664d1f  No.405913


bit soon lad

753e66  No.405914


>>sargon sticks to his usual shitty liberalist talking points

he's been trying to defend himself from their smears and lies, but they keep making it harder for him by adding more things to the heap. They're trying to snow him under, and force him out of politics exhausted. You might think that's good, but it's not. They'll do this to anyone that attempts real political change. The best thing Sargon can do is discredit them, but he needs as many people on his side as possible in order to do that

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1d1731  No.404464[Reply]

Corbyn Criticised for Endorsing Book Claiming Jews Control Banks, Media


Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn wrote a foreword to a book which argued that Jews controlled banks and the media.

>Conservative peer and Times columnist Daniel Finkelstein uncovered the foreword written in 2011 by the Labour leader to the new edition of British economist John A Hobson’s 1902 book Imperialism: A Study, which includes antisemitic tropes and conspiracy theories about the Rothschild banking family.

>In the forward, written four years before the far-leftist became party leader, Mr Corbyn described Imperialism as a “great tome” which was “brilliant, and very controversial at the time.”

>Hobson was an influence on Lenin and other Marxists and in the book described European finance as being controlled by “men of a single and peculiar race, who have behind them many centuries of financial experience”, and claimed that “great financial houses” have “control which they exercise over the body of public opinion through the Press.”

UK: Defence Secretary Gavin Williamson SACKED over National Security Council Leak


Gavin Williamson, Secretary of State for Defence, has been sacked by Prime Minister Theresa May after details of a National Security Council meeting in which Chinese tech giant Huawei’s potential involvement in 5G infrastructure was leaked to the press.

>“The Prime Minister has this evening asked Gavin Williamson to leave Government, having lost confidence in his ability to serve in the role of Defence SecretPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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a54d84  No.405215


at least it's self consciously silly and fun, not pretending to be deep and serious, like GOT for example

0029f3  No.405216


Yeah, I can appreciate silly.

eb724d  No.405217


precum = dribbling with excitement, not ejaculating


goldy looks like shit in comparison. definite lip injections


>you fookin' nazi preck!

absolutely dysgenic. hate people that break up fights, let them beat the filthy bastard into the pavement

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The one day this week I actually manage to cycle to work and I get sodding drenched on the way home

Bloody hell

also new thread pls

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5673a8  No.403739[Reply]

Venezuela's Guaidó accused of coup attempt by government


Venezuelan authorities say they are putting down a small coup attempt after opposition leader Juan Guaidó announced he was in the "final phase" of ending President Nicolás Maduro's rule.

>He appeared in a video with uniformed men, saying he had military support.

>Mr Guaidó, who declared himself interim president in January, called for more members of the military to help him end Mr Maduro's "usurpation" of power.

>But military leaders appeared to be standing behind Mr Maduro.

No change in Japan's opposition to Israel's annexation of Golan Heights, says Suga


U.S. President Donald Trump holds up a signed proclamation regarding the Golan Heights, alongside Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu in Washington on Monday. | AFP-JIJI

>Japan does not recognize the annexation of the Golan Heights by Israel and there is no change in this position, Chief Cabinet Secretary Yoshihide Suga said Tuesday.

>Suga made the remark at a news conference after U.S. President Donald Trump signed a proclamation Monday officially recognizing Israel’s sovereignty over the Golan Heights, located in southwestern Syria.

>“We will keep a close eye on the future course of the matter, with interest,” Suga said.

State of the Nation report: Inequality in UK 'entrenched'

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d53d39  No.404460


you watched it yet lad?

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bb9ad9  No.404462


Good lads. Literal scum of the Earth. Can't even be arsed to make a small effort to dispose of their shit properly, and have to go an inconvenience other people instead. I have more sympathy for some murderers, honestly.

8d8ec6  No.404463


of this chapter of life

5673a8  No.404465

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1c975d  No.403062[Reply]

Anglican Bishop Brands Brexit Party Leader Nigel Farage a ‘Traitor to the EU’


Church of England bishop Graham Kings said this weekend that Brexit Party leader Nigel Farage, standing for European Parliament (EP) elections in May, is a “traitor to the EU.”

>The Hon. Assistant Bishop and World Mission Adviser in the Diocese of Southwark tweeted his approval of Jessica Simor QC, London candidate for the anti-Brexit Change UK (CUK) party, objecting to Nigel Farage, Tory eurosceptic Daniel Hannan, “and the rest” standing in the upcoming European Parliament elections.

>Ms. Simor asked: “How can they justify taking a salary and later a pension (paid for by us) for a job they do not intend to do in an institution they do not believe in?”

>The argument that people who do not support the European Union should not be represented in the European Parliament is surprisingly common among its backers.

Stockholm Anti-Extremism Tsar: ISIS Returnees Now ‘Caring Citizens’


Stockholm residents have nothing to fear from Islamic State fighters, as they have returned from the Middle East to live peaceful, crime-free lives in Sweden — according to officials in the nation’s capital.

>The capital’s anti-violent extremism co-ordinator, Christina Kiernan, made the claim that jihadists who had come back from Syria and Iraq were now living “orderly lives” following public anger over the government’s decision not to strip people who fought for radical Islamic terror groups of their Swedish passports.

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faf866  No.403741


that ice cream

thats not gonna end well

6c09e6  No.403742


anything lewd should be mandatory to spoiler [bums/bikinis]

nudity is clearly porn and again should at least be spoilered and probably a warning

faf866  No.403743

6c09e6  No.403744

>"its not sexual even though I probably masturbate to it"

f41c0a  No.403748


I did a presentation at GCSE English and I got a B. Did it about the KKK

lol, literally just read the wiki page and turned it into a simple powerpoint

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f351ca  No.402371[Reply]

nu thred

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eba66b  No.403059

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85fb29  No.403060

Hol up. Didn't the Princess run away with the old Kushan with the dragon? Who this girl? I can't keep track of all these supporting characters.

85fb29  No.403061


Good filme

c719cf  No.403063


dno it is the princess though

9fbf98  No.403064

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