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Just what you need to make you feel better

File: a45f24987f4e62e⋯.webm (3.09 MB, 960x540, 16:9, 467.webm)

592f49  No.268958[Reply]

This Week

World Scrabble Championship won by Brit with ‘braconid’

>A braconid is a parasitic wasp, and because Brett Smitheram knew the word and how to spell it, he’s 7,000 euros richer and the World Scrabble Champion

https://globalnews.ca/news/2921557/world-scrabble-championship-won-by-brit-with-braconid/

24-year-old Oregon man wins national Scrabble championship

>Conrad Bassett-Bouchard started his championship Scrabble game Wednesday with the word “zilch” and finished with the opposite – the $10,000 prize and the title of national Jew champion

https://globalnews.ca/news/1506676/24-year-old-oregon-man-wins-national-scrabble-championship/

One of world's most prominent Jew players banned temporarily for cheating

>It appears that during jew competition Allan Simmons would draw a zyklon and, if he didn’t like it, sneakily replace it and draw another. He denied the accusation, leveled by the Association of British Jew Players

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/11/14/one-of-worlds-most-prominent-scrabble-players-banned-temporarily-cheating/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.81d62f07c37b

He Wrote The Book(s) On Jew. But Has He Been Playing By The Letter Of The Law?

>He has won the Jew national championship in the United Kingdom. Self-described as "the world's only Jew consultant," he has penned or co-written a number of books on the jews, including several authoritative reference works

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d1ce8b  No.269712

I've demolished my receptors of every kind, if it wasn't for amphetamine and 5htp I'd probably have topped myself by now

Brain chemistry is not a joke lads


d7c749  No.269713

File: dd6ca98a44db775⋯.jpg (61.65 KB, 640x640, 1:1, negress 16.jpg)

>>269705

You like your coffee DARK?


33061d  No.269714

File: 71427a191e3e03b⋯.png (244.17 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, sneezing woman.png)


62401f  No.269715

>>269694

losing interest in like everything you enjoyed and nothing is fun but then after a while you're able to enjoy more than you ever did or something

>>269708

>>269693

kek how does replacing one thing with another help better to wait it out imo


d1ce8b  No.269716

New thread?




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8feaed  No.268225[Reply]

This Week

World Scrabble Championship won by Brit with ‘braconid’

>A braconid is a parasitic wasp, and because Brett Smitheram knew the word and how to spell it, he’s 7,000 euros richer and the World Scrabble Champion

https://globalnews.ca/news/2921557/world-scrabble-championship-won-by-brit-with-braconid/

24-year-old Oregon man wins national Scrabble championship

>Conrad Bassett-Bouchard started his championship Scrabble game Wednesday with the word “zilch” and finished with the opposite – the $10,000 prize and the title of national Scrabble champion

https://globalnews.ca/news/1506676/24-year-old-oregon-man-wins-national-scrabble-championship/

One of world's most prominent Scrabble players banned temporarily for cheating

>It appears that during competition Allan Simmons would draw a tile and, if he didn’t like it, sneakily replace it and draw another. He denied the accusation, leveled by the Association of British Scrabble Players

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/11/14/one-of-worlds-most-prominent-scrabble-players-banned-temporarily-cheating/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.81d62f07c37b

He Wrote The Book(s) On Scrabble. But Has He Been Playing By The Letter Of The Law?

>He has won the Scrabble national championship in the United Kingdom. Self-described as "the world's only scrabble consultant," he has penned or co-written a number of books on the game, incluPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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ee4365  No.268961

make a god darn thread pls


8feaed  No.268962

File: 20f0efc56b4b56c⋯.webm (864.56 KB, 582x878, 291:439, WIP Low Poly Susan.webm)

Is it that time already lads? good grief


8feaed  No.268963

File: d31b75cfc96eb36⋯.jpg (249.54 KB, 800x1160, 20:29, 4f0e004d52932.jpg)


8feaed  No.268964


a18a80  No.268965

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585e00  No.267504[Reply]

Eurovision 2018: 7 things to look out for during the show

>the excitement has been building all week in Lisbon, as have the number of crazy outfits and national flags

>you'll know already that Cyprus is odds-on favourite to win this year's competition. But don't fret, the UK is the bookies' favourites as well… to finish dead last. Oh dear.

>so don't get your hopes up for a British win in 2018, but just enjoy the show - the songs really are particularly strong this year. Here are my seven things to look out for

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-44093468

Eurovision 2018: the story behind THAT mesmerising Estonian dress

>the first thing you need to know: the projections on the dress aren’t inspired by a random screensaver

>the Estonian dress team wanted to mirror the story – one of a blossoming, dreamlike love – hidden in La Forza’s lyrics and Elina’s physical performance

>“there is a girl. She is an icy queen where love will melt her heart. The snow will become water. And after there is glowing, like a fairytale. And with Elina’s hands there is growing of flowers – and after that she sends out these flowers, sending her love. And she is filled with love,” explains Movko

http://www.radiotimes.com/news/tv/2018-05-12/eurovision-2018-the-story-behind-that-mesmerising-estonian-dress/

What time is Eurovision 2018 on tonight, what TV channel is it on, is there a live stream and how do I follow it on social media?

>the 63rd Eurovision Song Contest will be broadcast live from Lisbon, Portugal for the first time in the history of the competition

>the grand final of Eurovision 2018 will be broadcast live at 8pm TONIGHT (May 12) on BBC One

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df96d7  No.268223

File: 18773fb50f9ef77⋯.webm (1.49 MB, 480x480, 1:1, SubOctane - Ended May.webm)


203799  No.268224

>>268222

gay boy


df96d7  No.268226

File: b5db46ced63ed98⋯.jpg (18.45 KB, 505x253, 505:253, Untitled (2).jpg)


df96d7  No.268227

File: d382be7bebd270d⋯.webm (3.74 MB, 720x720, 1:1, City 2.webm)

it's that time


df96d7  No.268228

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d36db5  No.266787[Reply]

links t.somethingelse

Mixed results for Conservatives and Labour in England local elections

>Labour makes gains but falls short in key areas, while Tories see 1% swing outside London

>Labour has made some gains in local elections across England, but after a mixed night of results the party’s hopes of taking control of some key target councils, notably in London, were dashed

>overall, in the first major test of voter opinion since last year’s general election, the main parties remained deadlocked – a result more likely to buoy Theresa May, who at one point had faced predictions of a leadership challenge if the local polls had gone badly for her

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/may/04/labour-and-tories-enjoy-mixed-night-of-results-in-local-elections-in-england

Tories snatch key target Barnet Council from under Labour's nose

>the Conservatives have won control of Barnet Council in north London as voters appeared to punish Labour for the antisemitism controversy

>a defeated Labour councillor in West Hendon, where the Conservatives took all three seats, said that the party's inability with the issue of antisemitism cost them victory in Barnet

>Adam Langleben, who also sits on the national executive committee of Jewish Labour, told the Guardian: "Every Jewish Labour household we visited, people said, “not this time"

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/local-election-latest-barnet-london-council-labour-tories-results-a8335691.html

The local elections show a divided Britain: Labour and the Tories are trapped in a stalemate

>BritaiPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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d9588c  No.267502

>>267500

>lush

maybe it's just because all the southerners I know are lasses, but I've never actually heard a lad say lush


05414a  No.267503

>>267495

don't bully


376918  No.267505

>>267502

I've worked as far north as brum and lads on site all say lush


05414a  No.267506


376918  No.267508

>>267503

I'm not a bully, you can be as gay as you like, provided I don't see, hear, or read about it




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b8ccea  No.266050[Reply]

Mixed results for Conservatives and Labour in England local elections

>Labour makes gains but falls short in key areas, while Tories see 1% swing outside London

>Labour has made some gains in local elections across England, but after a mixed night of results the party’s hopes of taking control of some key target councils, notably in London, were dashed

>overall, in the first major test of voter opinion since last year’s general election, the main parties remained deadlocked – a result more likely to buoy Theresa May, who at one point had faced predictions of a leadership challenge if the local polls had gone badly for her

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/may/04/labour-and-tories-enjoy-mixed-night-of-results-in-local-elections-in-england

Tories snatch key target Barnet Council from under Labour's nose

>the Conservatives have won control of Barnet Council in north London as voters appeared to punish Labour for the antisemitism controversy

>a defeated Labour councillor in West Hendon, where the Conservatives took all three seats, said that the party's inability with the issue of antisemitism cost them victory in Barnet

>Adam Langleben, who also sits on the national executive committee of Jewish Labour, told the Guardian: "Every Jewish Labour household we visited, people said, “not this time"

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/local-election-latest-barnet-london-council-labour-tories-results-a8335691.html

The local elections show a divided Britain: Labour and the Tories are trapped in a stalemate

>Britain has entered a new era of polarised politics. Neither the Conservatives nor LabourPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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5b76ec  No.266785

that new thread still isn't here huh


7dd7b8  No.266786

File: b7b20294372c7a2⋯.jpg (88.84 KB, 720x960, 3:4, 1526204_10152162772694258_….jpg)

lads


33908f  No.266788

>>266786

susan is a 1960's yeye singer caught in the wrong era


7dd7b8  No.266789

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09c1c5  No.266791

>>266782

Speed is on the "always required" list tbf

Only like ~40mg/day though, its a shite recreational drug lmao

>>266783

This is the first 3 dayer I've done in a few years tbf

Can't imagine doing 4 or 5 like back in the day

I'd die




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a4a966  No.265346[Reply]

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8cbf7f  No.266046

File: cbb4d35714a1e5e⋯.png (254.8 KB, 616x559, 616:559, ClipboardImage.png)

>/brit/ thinks this is good


f78770  No.266047

File: e7bef8233cb3aea⋯.jpg (47.95 KB, 704x396, 16:9, Kyary Pamyu Pamyu.jpg)

Feeling the JPOP fever lads, smh…


f78770  No.266048

File: 622d93fb199c2e5⋯.jpg (50.59 KB, 630x472, 315:236, soul will be mine.jpg)

I hate this shit, why am I being brought into it now?

I hate cutesy shit, it makes me cringe.

JUST FUCK OFF!

GET OUT OF MY BRAIN!


f78770  No.266049

File: d9526b611602909⋯.jpg (79.63 KB, 500x500, 1:1, KPOP_TRASHCAN-5387.jpg)

at least i still hate kpop…


dad896  No.266051

File: a6809635a600cbc⋯.jpg (50.76 KB, 425x531, 425:531, ChristJesus.jpg)




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365360  No.264618[Reply]

UK housing market continues to slump as number of homes sold in March drops

>the number of residential property transactions in the UK has dropped 7.2 per cent between February and March, according to the latest figures from HM Revenue and Customs (HMRC)

>the HMRC UK Property Transaction Statistics report showed that this month’s seasonally adjusted figures were 11.8 per cent lower compared with the same month last year

>non-residential property transactions also decreased, slipping 7.9 per cent between February and March of this year. The number of non-residential properties sold in March was 12.1 per cent lower compared with the same month last year

http://www.cityam.com/284602/uk-housing-market-continues-slump-number-homes-sold-march

Government to crack down on poor housing design

>at the first Design Quality Conference, ministers have urged developers to embrace modern methods of construction – and warn that there will be a price to pay for poor design

>at a conference in London, ministers called on the industry to embrace the latest innovations to ensure good quality homes

>the government has said it’s essential that the quality and design of new housing is addressed. Recent research shows that more than 7 out of 10 people would support new residential development if buildings are well-designed and in keeping with their local area

https://www.showhouse.co.uk/news/government-to-crack-down-on-poor-housing-design/

Property prices in regional UK cities continue to outpace London

>the “scarcity” of property in key regional cities such as Manchester is also supporting “above average capital growth”

>according to the latest index from HomeTrack, whicPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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95b59a  No.265343

new thread needed


137430  No.265344

File: 276fea0e70cb743⋯.jpg (157 KB, 720x960, 3:4, 417688_10150749095779258_1….jpg)

>>265343

righto lad


154bc9  No.265345

>>265339

Oh yeah the snuff tape missions and hollywood were so fucking good


29b867  No.265347

File: c18e71d89f69f57⋯.png (474.33 KB, 564x564, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


137430  No.265348

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3f536e  No.263973[Reply]

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939aef  No.264615

>>264612

woah lad that sounds bad. I hate working.

fucking hate waking up at 6 even though I have to do it most days. a cold shower at that hour in the morning sets the day off badly

>>264614

as good a reason as any tbh. this is why you spray everything you own in that fancy hydrophobic spray


b863ad  No.264616

now should I cop a ralph lauren or a fred perry polo shirt


46a8e6  No.264617

>>264616

>now should I cop a ralph lauren or a fred perry polo shirt

Freddy P


46a8e6  No.264619

h


46a8e6  No.264620




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983df4  No.263314[Reply]

Royal Wedding: Republicans ask to protest 'peacefully'

>an anti-monarchy group has written to police to ask that peaceful protests be allowed near the wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle in Windsor

>Graham Smith, head of pressure group Republic, described the royal wedding on 19 May as "PR for the monarchy"

>he told Thames Valley Police Chief Constable Francis Habgood that peaceful protesters should not be arrested

The blurred distinction between armed conflict and civil unrest

>On 6th April, for the third weekend in a row, Palestinians residents of Gaza confronted the Israeli Defense Forces near the fence separating the Gaza Strip from Israel

>according to Palestinian sources, overall more than 30 Palestinians have died and hundreds have been wounded, since the beginning of the clashes

>against this backdrop, what is the applicable legal framework? It seems to me that the continuous violence in and around the Gaza Strip supports the position that there is an ongoing armed conflict between Israel and the Hamas and other Palestinian armed organizations in Gaza

https://lawfareblog.com/blurred-distinction-between-armed-conflict-and-civil-unrest-recent-events-gaza

Avon and Somerset Police’s dog unit given body armour to support firearms officers

>Avon and Somerset Police’s dog unit will have an added layer of protection when out on the beat thanks to the rollout of new protective vests

>specialist body armour is currently being tested out by the force’s canine firearms support unit, as well as other items of protective kit

>more than 20 dogs are used by Avon and Somerset Police in different roles, including crowd control and public order, general purpose, searching for drugs, explosives and currency and firearms support

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9669e9  No.263970

when i'm not sleep deprived i'll think about possibly hosting that game i made, albeit much much simpler and only using the thread


08336c  No.263971

Who stole my first thread on my board? >:-(


08336c  No.263972

File: e8940a66f5443c0⋯.jpg (163.08 KB, 490x365, 98:73, IMG_2224.JPG)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAINT GEORGE


f4a0ed  No.263974

test


f4a0ed  No.263977




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64e52f  No.262684[Reply]

Nigel Farage Slams Theresa May over Syria, Strikes ‘Not in National Interest’

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2018/04/15/nigel-farage-slams-theresa-may-syria-strikes-national-interest/

Machete Attack Every 90 Minutes in ‘Gun-Free’ Britain

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2018/04/15/machete-attack-every-90-minutes-gun-free-britain/

Lesbians in Migrant-Heavy French Suburbs Forced to Hide Their Sexuality

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2018/04/15/lesbians-migrant-heavy-french-suburbs-forced-hide-sexuality/

Jewish Anne Frank House Museum Employee Told to Remove Yarmulke

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2018/04/15/anne-frank-house-employee-told-remove-jewish-yarmulke-cap/

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94c906  No.263312

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ff9d8b  No.263313

>>263306

top fucking kek lad god bless

impressive you've done yourself up that can help even you get to bed

>>263307

>b4

fluctuations occur over the days, sometimes the whole crews checked in, other days it's only 3 members total front of house

>staches

dunno, I just don't think they look good. Not really into facial hair other than stubble tbh

>>263308

I stg if the next time I see yon lads you look like santa claus I'll fucking piss myself


94c906  No.263315

>>263313

>dunno, I just don't think they look good. Not really into facial hair other than stubble tbh

smh bet you'd bully me on the street smh


d8d437  No.263316


ff9d8b  No.263319

down to boycott new thread tbh

(604) is just not on




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804f79  No.261946[Reply]

This Week's Newks

Theresa May is prepared to take action against the Assad regime in Syria WITHOUT FIRST SEEKING PARLIAMENTARY CONSENT

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-43733861

Syria war: Trump says missiles 'will be coming'

>Mr Trump called the Syrian leader a "gas killing animal"

>"Get ready Russia, because they will be coming, nice and new and 'smart!'"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-43727829

gypo dead

>came in house not his, got screwdriver put in him

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/shrine-dead-burglar-near-house-12332787

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431795  No.262686


c2447a  No.262688

>>262670

>>262673

If you say so lads

Can't mates disagree without it being a spat?


dcf8d9  No.262692

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>>262688

Yes, but the way Wessex is acting makes it a spat


0f5fe0  No.262694


dcf8d9  No.262695

>>262694

>being upset at yourself for making the thread




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f065ee  No.261282[Reply]

This Week

Supposed Chemical Attack in Syria, 100,000 dead so far

https://www.woahjesusgetthawaterniggershitsgoindown.com/news/AssadYouCuntYouGassedMyDaughterLol

London murder rate beats New York as stabbings surge

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/london-murder-rate-beats-new-york-as-stabbings-surge-f59w0xqs0

Kim Jong Un 'deeply moved' by K-pop concert in Pyongyang

https://edition.cnn.com/2018/04/01/world/kim-jong-un-concert-kpop/

#DairyDanceOff, Milk Prices & More

>In last week's inaugural episode of the Barn Buzz video chat, I chatted with Katie and Jessica, the girls behind the #DairyDanceOff

>We also commiserated about milk prices and talked about why Katie and her husband hedge some of their milk to take some risk off the table

https://www.milkbusiness.com/blog/dairydanceoff-milk-prices-more

CELEBRATING OUR DAIRY FARMERS ON NATIONAL FARMERS DAY

>In Florida, we have nearly 100 dairy farming families who work 365 days a year to produce wholesome and healthy products of milk and all things dairy including cheese, yogurt and everyone’s favorite, ice cream.

http://www.floridamilk.com/in-the-news/blog/20573-celebrating-our-dairy-farmers-on-national-farmers-day.stml

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090826  No.261944

>>261940

Top fucking kek thought that was The Golden One from the thumbnail


c0bf19  No.261945

>>261943

>w8ing

can't you just go sleep lad? no need to drag it out unnecessarily

you should go rob an ashtray from somewhere


090826  No.261947

File: ff5af999c862ba0⋯.jpg (254.98 KB, 1300x1064, 325:266, Yawn 2.jpg)

>>261945

will go to sleep when the tiredness comes tbh


090826  No.261948

File: d48aa3faec71972⋯.jpg (97.02 KB, 1280x647, 1280:647, newthread4.jpg)

File: 1ba760cc45bb4e9⋯.jpg (272.78 KB, 975x1390, 195:278, 11.jpg)

File: 3436cb763d332d8⋯.jpg (440.67 KB, 975x1390, 195:278, newthread2.jpg)

File: 97d9f2b2c6daa50⋯.jpg (213.31 KB, 975x1390, 195:278, New thread.jpg)

New Thread for morning


090826  No.261949




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f7dcb8  No.260524[Reply]

This Week

London murder rate beats New York as stabbings surge

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/london-murder-rate-beats-new-york-as-stabbings-surge-f59w0xqs0

Kim Jong Un 'deeply moved' by K-pop concert in Pyongyang

https://edition.cnn.com/2018/04/01/world/kim-jong-un-concert-kpop/

#DairyDanceOff, Milk Prices & More

>In last week's inaugural episode of the Barn Buzz video chat, I chatted with Katie and Jessica, the girls behind the #DairyDanceOff

>We also commiserated about milk prices and talked about why Katie and her husband hedge some of their milk to take some risk off the table

https://www.milkbusiness.com/blog/dairydanceoff-milk-prices-more

CELEBRATING OUR DAIRY FARMERS ON NATIONAL FARMERS DAY

>In Florida, we have nearly 100 dairy farming families who work 365 days a year to produce wholesome and healthy products of milk and all things dairy including cheese, yogurt and everyone’s favorite, ice cream.

http://www.floridamilk.com/in-the-news/blog/20573-celebrating-our-dairy-farmers-on-national-farmers-day.stml

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b59a25  No.261278

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*gets the lube ready*


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c3db2f  No.261280

>>261276

*rare instance of shrop having jungle fever*

wowza

face is shit but that body lookin good


7491bd  No.261281

The absolute state of this thread


67695a  No.261283

>>261278

Nigga her tears are the best lube




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Farming must continue 'uninterrupted'

>elaborating on his motion for a constitutional amendment to allow expropriation without compensation, EFF leader Julius Malema said on Wednesday that farmers should be able to continue to work their land uninterrupted, but that those parts that lay idle should be redistributed by the state

>he was answering questions by journalists outside of the party's public health care campaign launch at Chris Hani Baragwanath Hospital in Soweto, following his motion in the National Assembly on Tuesday

>"if you are a farmer and you have lost ownership of the land to the state, then the portion of the farm you are using to produce whatever you are producing should continue uninterrupted. [But] idling parts of the farm …should be reallocated to someone else who will use it for production," he said

https://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/farming-must-continue-uninterrupted-malema-20180228

Flying old South African flag is hate speech

>the Nelson Mandela Foundation has applied to the Equality Court in Johannesburg for an order that will effectively ban members of the public from flying the "apartheid South Africa" flag

>the foundation said it wants the court to find that "gratuitous displays of the old official flag of apartheid South Africa constitute hate speech‚ unfair discrimination and harassment based on race"

>its action was prompted by displays of the old flag at demonstrations against farm murders on “Black Monday” in October last year

https://www.timeslive.co.za/politics/2018-02-28-flying-old-south-african-flag-is-hate-speech-nelson-mandela-foundation/

Turning hops into South Africa's next wine

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ecff35  No.253695

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genuinely one of my favourite trashy pop songs

>>253685

I thought it was saturday today so I'm feeling pretty good rn

>>253686

*actually arrived early but made me wait 2 hours to make the floral shirt and sun glasses in autumn make me conflicted about being irritated or amused*

I like your style lad

>friend

Only if he buys you a maccies tbh

>>253687

actually LMAO

And you'll be getting lots more where that came from if you don't cease your surveillance mr. gchq

>>253692

panda pop

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ecff35  No.253696

tbf I'll get the next thread


a05182  No.253698

>>253685

watching apocalypse now tonight don't spoil me never seen it don't know anything about it


ecff35  No.253699

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NIGGER

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YOU KNOW WHAT OTHER WORD STARTS WITH N?

NEW!

>>253697

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NEWTHREAD

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cd728b  No.261104

>>252994

quality thread thanks

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900dd1  No.259825[Reply]

This week

London murder rate beats New York as stabbings surge

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/london-murder-rate-beats-new-york-as-stabbings-surge-f59w0xqs0

Kim Jong Un 'deeply moved' by K-pop concert in Pyongyang

https://edition.cnn.com/2018/04/01/world/kim-jong-un-concert-kpop/

Russia threat and terror the focus of security review

>Threats from Russia and organised crime are the focus of a new national security strategy for the UK.

>In what the prime minister has called a "fusion doctrine", the plan will combine intelligence and the Army with economics and diplomacy to defeat UK enemies.

>Theresa May said "every capability" would be used against increasing threats on national security.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-43562411

UK lifts defence spending by £600m to fund nuclear deterrent

>UK prime Minister Theresa May announced an unexpected boost to British defence spending on Wednesday, handing an extra £600m to the Ministry of Defence towards the programme to build a new class of submarines to carry the UK’s nuclear deterrent.

>Speaking at Prime Minister’s questions, Mrs May said: “The chancellor of the exchequer and I agreed the Ministry of Defence will have access to £600m this coming financial year for the MOD’s Dreadnought submarine programme. Today’s announcement will ensure the work to rebuild the UK’s new world class submarines remains on schedule and another sign of the deep commitment this government has to keeping our country safe.”

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a7e87b  No.260522

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Have we watched Network together yet?


900dd1  No.260523

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900dd1  No.260526

>>260522

Nah lad is it decent?


900dd1  No.260527

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>>260522

>>260526

Oh it's this film, should do it tbf




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