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Just what you need to make you feel better

File: 411058052133ccd⋯.jpg (91.11 KB, 680x382, 340:191, IMG_3313.JPG)

e7b377  No.352604

Migrant boats are now landing in northern England in a change of tactic by people smugglers

Migrants making the perilous journey over the seas into the UK are changing course to avoid capture, it has emerged

>unscrupulous smugglers are sending people in small boats on 200-mile journeys to land in more sparsely populated areas further up the coast

>there have been at least two incidents of men landing in Lincolnshire in the last two months in a noticeable change of tactic

>it is thought they are exploiting the fact that Border Force patrols are so heavily focused on patrolling the English Channel around Kent that they can slip in unnoticed

(12th January 2019)


Meet the migrants waiting to make their Channel dash

>“tell your Sajid Javid that he will have blood on his hands. We are dying because of him,” one of them shouts across at me, as I visit the site

>Mohammed claims to have already tried to cross the Channel several times by dinghy, with his last attempt coming as recently as several weeks ago; it was an anti-climax, he recalls with a hollow laugh, after the motor on his boat broke down several hundred metres from the French coast and he was quickly picked up by the coastguard

>according to Mohammed and other Iranians in the camp, smugglers and their middlemen live part-time among the migrants and in city town’s hostels, acting with relative impunity; their malign influence over the settlement is clear, with many groups of migrants refusing to speak to me, claiming that if smugglers saw them they could face retribution

(12th January 2019)


Russia warns Britain over call for new post-Brexit bases

>Russia has issued a warning after the Defence Secretary suggested Britain could expand its military presence around the world

>the Kremlin said that it "reserves the right to adequate retaliatory actions" if it deems post-Brexit British army bases mooted by Gavin Williamson pose a threat to Russia or its allies

>Russian Foreign Ministry spokeswoman Maria Zakharova said suggestions that the UK might build new military facilities around the world, namely the Caribbean and the Far East, were "destabilising" and "provocative"

(12th January 2019)


UK Royal Navy to deploy Type 23 frigate to Japan

>the UK Royal Navy will deploy Type 23 frigate HMS Montrose to Japan in early 2019, Prime Minister Theresa May announced during a joint press conference with Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe held on 10th January in London

>the warship will be dispatched to Northeast Asia to help enforce sanctions against Pyongyang "as part of our joint determination to a peaceful resolution to tension in the region and the complete denuclearisation of North Korea", said May

>the deployment announcement comes after UK naval vessels were dispatched to the region three times over the past 12 months

(11th January 2019)


a56220  No.352607

File: 9bcb1034f35f26a⋯.jpg (7.78 KB, 251x242, 251:242, 1543241342220.jpg)

>you gave them a succulent Chinese meal

bit racist

58c258  No.352608

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good OP lad


wonder if he's offed himself yet tbh

3e2090  No.352609

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6eaaf0  No.352610

File: 21f0b2ddd19db84⋯.jpg (98.19 KB, 750x750, 1:1, 1547227441906.jpg)


58c258  No.352611

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>that one time I went to a hawkwind concert and headbanged so hard my glasses flew off and somehow someone found them and gave them back to me and they weren't broken

28cf59  No.352612

File: fcf4aa5076ebad6⋯.jpg (390.67 KB, 1879x1966, 1879:1966, 9PfasiW.jpg)


4ee268  No.352613

File: 59da343579415c8⋯.jpg (55.46 KB, 404x345, 404:345, 1431098486729.jpg)


the author of this image must really love traps

3e2090  No.352614

File: e22121dc2554a8d⋯.png (770.77 KB, 942x941, 942:941, ClipboardImage.png)


that shinji wew

58c258  No.352615

File: 20c46a3343b58d8⋯.gif (761.7 KB, 487x560, 487:560, apuhammered.gif)



28cf59  No.352616

File: 55611312bd370f0⋯.jpg (82.97 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, 4093521.jpg)


maybe, maybe not

58c258  No.352617

>unspoilered faggotry


4ee268  No.352618

File: 7902d5a25e57bc9⋯.png (12.37 KB, 397x201, 397:201, ClipboardImage.png)


finish at least one of your 69 ongoing manga series lad


he only picked ones that were either high quality or amusing so it's safe to say they were a fan tbh

58c258  No.352619

File: 5e6e38204e8bd1b⋯.png (199.33 KB, 435x518, 435:518, portal.png)


actually I have over 200 ongoing mangas and almost 100 animes in the backlog I just haven't bothered to add them yet

3e2090  No.352620

File: d12e0596717ec4a⋯.png (108.96 KB, 333x289, 333:289, ClipboardImage.png)

>the crossdressing club isn't an official club

ok that made me laugh tbh

a56220  No.352621

File: 1513143a0c33769⋯.jpg (64.93 KB, 750x750, 1:1, 1530867328646.jpg)


>tfw no comfy CD club to go to in the afternoon when the sun is going down and painting everything golden just like in my animes

58c258  No.352622

File: e8222ad2427742c⋯.png (195.17 KB, 700x400, 7:4, neetpepe3.png)

waiting to play an RPG session with lads who are actually motivated and interested in that sort of thing tbh

e7b377  No.352623

File: f25277f5e99c898⋯.jpg (236.83 KB, 784x599, 784:599, IMG_3314.JPG)

Today we remember the Baptism of Christ, when God said: “This is my Son, the Beloved, with whom I am well pleased.” Those words are offered to you too. In baptism, we are called into lives of healing and hope for ourselves and others. May Jesus walk with you on that journey.

that means no faggotry or gayism

3e2090  No.352624


>tfw i want to and would prefer to but I have multiple dnd sessions with irl people and i get burned out after all those

You're probably a far better DM.

538f9d  No.352625


a56220  No.352626


What's anglo-catholicism, lad?

e7b377  No.352627



Anglo-Catholics are Papists who prefer attending Church of England services over Romanist services because we have nicer places of worship.

e7b377  No.352628




a56220  No.352629


Are they papists though?

6eaaf0  No.352630



anglo catholics are anglicans who want anglicanism to be more like catholicism but without the pope

fe6c81  No.352631

File: ee4af0352c20e0a⋯.jpg (53.98 KB, 800x569, 800:569, Nigglet Finger.jpg)

File: 9715622794458ad⋯.png (475.79 KB, 960x866, 480:433, Overcame Plague Murdered b….png)

Fecking nigga, paki, mud, shitskin, mudslim feckers.

We no want them pon our green and pleasant.

Make them to disappear please…….


a56220  No.352632


Ah. What exactly is it that they want to be different then? I don't know the differences beyond that regular Catholics are papists

e7b377  No.352633


>are they papists though

Some of them consider themselves to be subervient to the anti-Christ of Rome, some of them wrongly believe in transubstantiation or consubstantiation, some just prefer Romanist liturgy and are more akin to being high-church Anglicans rather than Anglo-Catholics.

a56220  No.352634


I see thankee

6eaaf0  No.352635

literal LARP lmao

a56220  No.352636

File: a4ac2d41ee8ec5d⋯.png (3.94 MB, 1908x1146, 318:191, ClipboardImage.png)

A lovely family

e7b377  No.352637


>harassing a wog baby

He is doing Odin's work and saving mighty Evropa.


>literal LARP

Don't you have an angry poo to do lad?

3e2090  No.352638

e7b377  No.352639

File: adfbc3774aae9f6⋯.png (246.12 KB, 344x380, 86:95, IMG_3317.PNG)


What is that creature on the left?

58c258  No.352640


one day lad smh

I want to do terraria multiplayer again too

28cf59  No.352641

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a56220  No.352642


An Anglo bird turned into a non-religious Muslim man

28cf59  No.352643


did you play starbound?

58c258  No.352644


a soylent eunuch

58c258  No.352645


ashamedly I bought it in early access

it's pretty boring and shit and pozzed but could be fun to go through once with the lads

3e2090  No.352646

File: 3db842ab1510e98⋯.png (87.31 KB, 351x651, 117:217, 1547294858377.png)


Yeah, we'll play those games someday…

*gets job and more and more responsibilities as I get older that prevet me doing anything ever*

58c258  No.352647


I still don't know what the purple anime is

28cf59  No.352648


I thought it was good. A bit more variety of environs and critters and things to do.

c714c9  No.352649

>when the delivery driver gives you iois.

58c258  No.352650


it has a wierd development cycle where it was best some time in the early middle and got shitter as time has gone on. these days it seems almost like a castlevania but shitter, with the progressive storyline stuff being the focus and the procedural stuff so completely sidelined that there aren't even randomly generated monsters any more, which was one of their big selling points early on iirc

3e2090  No.352651

File: c84d09363393270⋯.png (542.88 KB, 800x800, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


58c258  No.352652

File: 1a348b787d4fe62⋯.png (21.56 KB, 322x311, 322:311, freudpepe.png)

fe6c81  No.352653

File: c1d1a5e006c8c3b⋯.jpg (76.73 KB, 400x297, 400:297, 2 Nazi Warriors.jpg)


Wait now…. what?

He`s a….. she`s a….. heh? They done what now?

Hans….. when you are ready…..

a56220  No.352654

File: f2fd7e4ef164bde⋯.png (21.93 KB, 571x527, 571:527, 2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)

a56220  No.352655

File: e1f52e39290e1ab⋯.png (30.75 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 66fe5e3561d8ca4d8639296697….png)

so comfy being home alone. no walking upstairs

no noises, no talking

d1f959  No.352656

File: 637d342b72a2423⋯.png (976.04 KB, 1600x1122, 800:561, ClipboardImage.png)

58c258  No.352657

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*stomps loudly down the stairs

d1f959  No.352658

Let's turn up at 22st's house just as he says he's getting comfy, ring the doorbell and run off. That will show the foreigner.

a56220  No.352659


I'll just pretend I am not home

>tfw you get too curious and look through the curtains just as they look at the window and you get caught



my room is right under the living room which is the most active room. Sometimes they stomp on it to tell me din dins is ready. When my brother had this room I did it and it made his lamp fall from the ceiling keek.

58c258  No.352660

File: f559d8a95a57809⋯.png (18.2 KB, 572x113, 572:113, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 09337b0c363849c⋯.png (341.39 KB, 1025x687, 1025:687, libjak.png)

File: fa8102bd1072cce⋯.png (16.57 KB, 389x107, 389:107, ClipboardImage.png)

File: fe7b17654a46fc8⋯.png (13.88 KB, 393x121, 393:121, ClipboardImage.png)

d1f959  No.352661


>complains about the noise

>literally made a lamp fall from the ceiling because he was making noise

d1f959  No.352662

22st is such a terror.

58c258  No.352663


he's a big guy

a56220  No.352664


Top fucking keek


>threw snowballs at neighbour's house

>he opens and tells us, or whoever is doing it(he can't see us) to stop

>keep doing it

>he must have seen us from the window

>comes out

>enters our property and walks around the house

you have no idea how scary this was as a kid. Our property is supposed to be our safe place smh



It's okay when I do it ree

Gonna read a book upstairs tbh

28cf59  No.352665


just buy your own home then it can be like that 24/7

d1f959  No.352666


>enters our property and walks around the house


You're a demon. As confirmed by 666.

d1f959  No.352667


He wouldn't be able to last without his mummy tbh. He'd perish. Quickly.

6eaaf0  No.352668

File: fab8ea1b61164a3⋯.png (48.65 KB, 645x773, 645:773, 1547005095714.png)


>just buy your own home

58c258  No.352669

File: fb3268098c77931⋯.png (220.41 KB, 679x617, 679:617, apuchef.png)


cheese and gherkin sandwiches I think

I will have a soup tin for dinner

58c258  No.352670

File: 650bd4c787b9616⋯.png (139.4 KB, 500x500, 1:1, pinkw17.png)

d1f959  No.352671


Bloody love gherkins, me.

58c258  No.352672

File: dcd1560db642496⋯.png (396.3 KB, 420x615, 28:41, pickle pepe.png)

apparently dad doesn't care about spending money to keep me in this house since his girlfriend's is too small to store his autistically hoarded stacks of IT equipment, pulp scifi, cassettes and vinyls

I still want to move though smh it's so boring


look, caw, I turned myself into a pickle


01c98a  No.352673

File: cef4a04a3e95310⋯.jpg (89.18 KB, 765x594, 85:66, 327861a086170b4ff95e1ddd8a….jpg)

01c98a  No.352674

File: f8c196996a704ec⋯.jpg (144.12 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 1471650849583.jpg)

58c258  No.352675


We must stop shitposting! Cried Toad as he shitposted again

6eaaf0  No.352676

used to call gherkins crocodile willies

58c258  No.352677

bit gay tbh

9d2e66  No.352678

File: c86a3f13829bddb⋯.png (129.02 KB, 311x402, 311:402, images (1).png)

>tfw you try and view yourself as others view you

>tfw you hate that person

I hate him

d1f959  No.352679


Bloody love pickles, me.

d1f959  No.352680


Best you loved munching on them.

d1f959  No.352681

58c258  No.352682


they're the same thing aren't they

"pickle" is just the yank name for gherkin I'm pretty sure

a1ef9a  No.352683

File: d6ec35dfa1537f2⋯.png (218.48 KB, 526x400, 263:200, ClipboardImage.png)


>standing outside our house

>see a hamplanet heading in our direction and pick up snowballs to throw at him

>he orders us not to throw them at him with a grumpy look on his face

>as he walks past we pelt his back

>he turns around bright red and looks at our dad expecting him to reprimand us

>dad shrugs and the hamplanet walks away

6eaaf0  No.352684


no, i hate them

projection much tbh

d1f959  No.352685


Why did you call them crocodile willies? You must have examined crocodile willies or willies in general quite extensively to come to such a conclusion.

6eaaf0  No.352686

File: 77843fd0812f166⋯.png (112.47 KB, 812x760, 203:190, 1545534255310.png)


its a joke, dont you think?

01c98a  No.352687

File: 09d88c798f28783⋯.jpg (57.81 KB, 528x498, 88:83, 09d88c798f287830a246b78446….jpg)

58c258  No.352688

4 gherkonies in this sammich

got 2 left for later

then pate and cucumber for the next few days

then pickled beetroot after that

58c258  No.352689



01c98a  No.352690

File: f7ee3cd09569f78⋯.png (928.67 KB, 1500x1500, 1:1, 068400662600-1141021-png.png)

Mayo tbh lad.

58c258  No.352691


will be making choona salad with mayo and the beetroot and salad and stuff I think

c714c9  No.352692

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Anyone think the man in this isn't a native Anglo?

From reading his messages, his English is slightly off.

01c98a  No.352693

File: ee4d6072ae59e9e⋯.jpg (50.97 KB, 454x453, 454:453, 1424472644479.jpg)


*Notices it's a candian pic and is disgusted.*

01c98a  No.352694

File: aa0e9329a069e9a⋯.jpg (34.45 KB, 356x333, 356:333, 1421112648462.jpg)




58c258  No.352695

File: bf5dea5317bfd3b⋯.png (371.57 KB, 1024x962, 512:481, sadapu2.png)

>big chunk of cheese falls out of the sandwich and into my dressing gown that smells funny and I couldn't dry properly last time I washed it

d1f959  No.352696

>went to France with school

>made mayonnaise and the French chef came around to taste each group's creation

>commented and criticised each group

>came to ours

>took one look

>said "yuck" and walked away

>didn't even taste the mayonnaise

French bastard.

01c98a  No.352697

File: 510fa9ac647fa36⋯.jpg (77.83 KB, 800x900, 8:9, 1423786181594.jpg)

58c258  No.352698

File: 9f66b6d579f3eda⋯.png (219.77 KB, 528x424, 66:53, frogfrog2.png)

e7b377  No.352699


>took one look

Not very nice to call you yucky lad.

01c98a  No.352700

File: 86a241544f7c56e⋯.jpg (104.29 KB, 1024x872, 128:109, 1466679403111.jpg)

58c258  No.352701

File: 675c207a2d43cfc⋯.png (56.97 KB, 1228x1502, 614:751, fatjak4.png)

>cheese savories packet that dad left in his room for like 6 months without opening

>he put it in the biscuit tin after I cleaned it out

I guess this means it is mine now

58c258  No.352702

they don't even really taste of cheese tbh

just cardboardy

6eaaf0  No.352703


french people are stuck up pricks

disgusting degenerates

01c98a  No.352704

File: 1e5a4fe08eaba1c⋯.jpg (11.32 KB, 231x255, 77:85, 1469854665330.jpg)

ea5d63  No.352705


Le cunt.

6eaaf0  No.352706

4 burgers for lunch

01c98a  No.352707

File: 2729e87e37b1cb3⋯.png (8.62 KB, 401x367, 401:367, 1456419213804.png)

f6e89f  No.352708


t. Dorset

58c258  No.352709

File: 7d50a65f107fe6c⋯.png (11.49 KB, 553x613, 553:613, really big druid.png)


you gettin big, bwoi?

f6e89f  No.352710

A suckling pig and a packet of wotsits for lunch lads

58c258  No.352711

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that'll do pig

that'll do

6eaaf0  No.352712



I'm still skinny around 9 and a half stone

When I get my tarp I shall take a load of good food with me and weights and bulk up and get in the habit of lifting so I can gain weight

f6e89f  No.352713

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58c258  No.352714

File: 27f5e6a5dbe6fd4⋯.png (41.3 KB, 1163x171, 1163:171, ClipboardImage.png)

[booms in the comments]

58c258  No.352715


there's a good /tg/ horror session to llisten to the sounds of the planets to, I will try and find it

01c98a  No.352716

File: 75d30055305624d⋯.gif (5.89 MB, 350x273, 50:39, 1424356747838.gif)

6eaaf0  No.352717


dont make me filter you lad

make GOOD shitposts

01c98a  No.352718

File: 6f52c117a3efffa⋯.jpg (54.07 KB, 839x605, 839:605, 1422287790516.jpg)

58c258  No.352719

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58c258  No.352720

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01c98a  No.352721

File: 67f699a51cbdcdc⋯.gif (235.51 KB, 300x168, 25:14, 1423614221754.gif)

01c98a  No.352722

File: d6712b2021499a5⋯.png (15.09 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 86e753659ef5d0d80d7a4e9817….png)


58c258  No.352723

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01c98a  No.352724

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4ee268  No.352725

File: c6ddda00d2ca03e⋯.jpg (58.29 KB, 292x343, 292:343, __izumi_konata_and_shinku_….jpg)

had a nice chilly walk with onii-chan

he was telling me about his love of jojo smh

I didn't know there was a pedophile orangutan smh, definitely not watching it now

01c98a  No.352726

File: 69db58a7be930a7⋯.png (247.17 KB, 600x336, 25:14, 1423781620164.png)


Watch it lass.

c714c9  No.352727

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3e2090  No.352728

File: 96bc79c26023ca5⋯.png (470.67 KB, 509x700, 509:700, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 42a688e2f96df0e⋯.png (265.54 KB, 600x791, 600:791, ClipboardImage.png)

File: b322cb4bca3358d⋯.png (97.74 KB, 317x313, 317:313, ClipboardImage.png)


You should read SNK instead.

6eaaf0  No.352729

>friday 18th til i get it


d1f959  No.352730

>thinking a 'pedo' orangutan is the bad guy when you have a pet tranny

d1f959  No.352731


>get it

Get what?

6eaaf0  No.352732


my cool brown tarpaulin

01c98a  No.352733

File: fbede553f22e746⋯.png (12.75 KB, 525x468, 175:156, 1a58f2d72fbad808b434719f12….png)


>pet tranny

01c98a  No.352734

File: be85b79ba99a739⋯.png (44.9 KB, 699x560, 699:560, 2670c434175adeb7350505c664….png)

d1f959  No.352735


What are you using that for?


The abomination that is mutilating himself this year by cutting his penis off because he thinks that will make him a woman.

01c98a  No.352736

File: 2005136e3bd6619⋯.png (11.34 KB, 398x455, 398:455, 86e753659ef5d0d80d7a4e9817….png)

*Combs hair and puts on leather jacket.*

58c258  No.352737

File: 106ee27a5cc42d9⋯.png (1.05 MB, 1000x847, 1000:847, roasted.png)

do a catfight lasses

d1f959  No.352738


Are you 22st in disguise or do you also make these Pepes?

d1f959  No.352739


*pulls your weave*

01c98a  No.352740

File: 7631895a66b7b48⋯.png (171.46 KB, 356x332, 89:83, 86e753659ef5d0d80d7a4e9817….png)

6eaaf0  No.352741


>What are you using that for?

what do you think?

d1f959  No.352742


Coating yourself in butter and wrestling a midge?

01c98a  No.352743

File: b9fdbdbff1f8fde⋯.png (53.65 KB, 767x862, 767:862, 2ca154743dc82d90d40f7d83bb….png)


>The abomination that is mutilating himself this year by cutting his penis off because he thinks that will make him a woman.

01c98a  No.352744

File: 53889a286a2049b⋯.jpg (63.2 KB, 397x797, 397:797, 1469760390977-0.jpg)

d1f959  No.352745


*tugs on your earring*

6eaaf0  No.352746

d1f959  No.352747


What are you using the tarp for?

01c98a  No.352748

File: e512a642e2b0756⋯.jpg (10.3 KB, 350x334, 175:167, 1424260100841.jpg)


Uncalled for tbh.

3e2090  No.352749



the one you were friends with for months lol??

d1f959  No.352750

File: 28e2fcbb9e0c7b4⋯.gif (91.99 KB, 113x150, 113:150, 1545320267003.gif)


It's okay. You like JoJo. I could never truly fight you.

d1f959  No.352751


Not anymore and I saw sense.

58c258  No.352752

>when westie is more passive aggressive and feminine that the autist


DON'T lop it off lad

01c98a  No.352753

File: a57f1d507d6f250⋯.png (157.72 KB, 361x286, 361:286, 1a58f2d72fbad808b434719f12….png)

01c98a  No.352754

File: 3ef28794e07c466⋯.jpg (68.62 KB, 265x370, 53:74, 1431183186652.jpg)



d1f959  No.352755

File: 8ba807ce3621bfe⋯.jpg (471.34 KB, 1280x1077, 1280:1077, 1542581169051.jpg)



01c98a  No.352756

File: be034feebe8a57d⋯.jpg (75.24 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1423557668536.jpg)


ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ

*Attacks you while your guard is down.*

4ee268  No.352757

File: 7ce580e4fef55d3⋯.png (774.95 KB, 833x915, 833:915, 1543726016075.png)

stop seething already, it's highly autistic

6eaaf0  No.352758


for shelter?

d1f959  No.352759

File: 6747542699873cc⋯.png (220.34 KB, 638x948, 319:474, ClipboardImage.png)



01c98a  No.352760

File: 045813d58bfc724⋯.jpg (363.55 KB, 990x743, 990:743, 1426442813555.jpg)


This is getting juicy.

d1f959  No.352761


What are you sheltering from? Pakis?

6eaaf0  No.352762


wind and rain you mong

e7b377  No.352763


Everton v Bournemouth

Pretty boring so far tbh, 0-0




6eaaf0  No.352764

honestly cannot understand how anyone with a braincell can watch football

58c258  No.352765

File: 286692ac6969cbe⋯.png (145.05 KB, 511x671, 511:671, smugsuit (2).png)

>everything is seething or rent free


01c98a  No.352766

File: 56f3f55f18fc300⋯.jpg (33.71 KB, 620x350, 62:35, 1423324058315.jpg)

58c258  No.352767

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

d1f959  No.352768


Why you sheltering from wind and rain? Don't you have a house?

01c98a  No.352769

File: a7b9235b0540520⋯.jpg (61.95 KB, 228x205, 228:205, 1422924282985.jpg)


d1f959  No.352770

File: ce73f29037864c1⋯.png (1008.89 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)



e7b377  No.352771

File: 3d07cae73f19373⋯.gif (1.8 MB, 500x281, 500:281, IMG_3319.GIF)

>needing shelter from wind and rain

>not just using an umbrella and wearing a coat

brainlet tbh

6eaaf0  No.352772

File: 83cb2496356584f⋯.jpg (64.59 KB, 612x612, 1:1, merry.jpg)


Ever consider that I might not want to?

6eaaf0  No.352773


yes i'm sure an umbrella will protect you from 70mph winds and heavy rain when youre sleeping outside in the wild

f6e89f  No.352774

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

d1f959  No.352775


Yes, but what will happen when people walk past you? They'll be like "ahh look at that TARP man, can't believe he chose brown."

01c98a  No.352776

File: 214f7e5a57bc3d2⋯.jpg (87.77 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1423652031596.jpg)

6eaaf0  No.352777


why would I set up a camp where people walk by?

And yes, at this time of year brown is the best colour to use to be hidden

01c98a  No.352778


Brown is a good camo colour lass, they won't find him.

a56220  No.352779

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


d1f959  No.352780

File: 5b70d62ae7012e1⋯.png (1.26 MB, 900x1024, 225:256, ClipboardImage.png)


What do you think of the theory that Jotaro is an autist?


You should have gone for a cool camo pattern tbh, like blue or pink to bring back that early 00s style.


>they won't find him

We'll know what he looks like though. We can find him.

e7b377  No.352781


>70mph winds and heavy rain when youre sleeping outside in the wild

Why not sleep indoors if the weather is that ferocious?


>brown is a good camo colour

Grey is best.

6eaaf0  No.352782


you dont know what i look like

d1f959  No.352783


Brown tarp.

6eaaf0  No.352784


can you not fathom the idea that someone might want to go camping regardless of the weather? what is it with you people


6eaaf0  No.352785


but you wont find it cos its hidden

d1f959  No.352786


I'll know to look for brown tarp.

6eaaf0  No.352787


but you'll be unable to see it

9d2e66  No.352788

File: 0b0380bd0a6d1b6⋯.jpg (902.84 KB, 3840x1080, 32:9, desktop.jpg)

I think it needs a little tidying up but overall I think it looks nice. What do you guys think?

01c98a  No.352789

File: fcfd0d275f8cbcd⋯.png (495.89 KB, 7792x2912, 487:182, RP8.png)


>What do you think of the theory that Jotaro is an autist?

Possible lass, or he could just be stoic, or both.

I might be autistic tbh.

>We'll know what he looks like though. We can find him.


6eaaf0  No.352790

*shoots you with my bow if you get too close*

a56220  No.352791

File: e7d75d528c60758⋯.png (964.17 KB, 1216x722, 32:19, ClipboardImage.png)

01c98a  No.352792

File: f3544198676ea4c⋯.jpg (33 KB, 500x483, 500:483, 1458186269903.jpg)

6eaaf0  No.352793


at least he's doing it, tbh

a56220  No.352794


Careful lad she's only getting into the gay priest

9d2e66  No.352795

File: 86a8d9e83a8935f⋯.gif (1.26 MB, 640x360, 16:9, images (1).gif)

I couldn't get into JoJo, I had no clue what was going on when I watched this one episode. Then again this was around 100 episodes in. It looked pretty though

d1f959  No.352796

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


I identify as both Josuke and Jotaro in this scene.

58c258  No.352797

File: e63727624888929⋯.png (101.66 KB, 314x256, 157:128, jewvarg.png)


a (((tribe)))

01c98a  No.352798

File: d7f9cfa090482fc⋯.jpg (27.02 KB, 479x492, 479:492, 1422173581152.jpg)

a56220  No.352799

File: 3c41414339643b7⋯.png (1.43 MB, 1280x634, 640:317, ClipboardImage.png)

This is me

01c98a  No.352800

File: bcca1b759cab613⋯.jpg (92.61 KB, 422x556, 211:278, 1425683903682.jpg)


Good lass. Now say something cool.

d1f959  No.352801

File: ede0e19fdd0ab4f⋯.png (249.73 KB, 255x479, 255:479, ClipboardImage.png)


I thought this was you tbh. You said so yourself. Now I feel cheated.



d1f959  No.352802

File: 443b22ff1fbdcbe⋯.png (607.47 KB, 670x552, 335:276, david bowie shitpost.png)

"Don't cross me" is actually something cool to say.

01c98a  No.352803

File: 4a134d6f5e7cca7⋯.jpg (163.07 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, 1466733379229.jpg)


Yet you still got btfo by me boy Joseph.

a56220  No.352804

File: b21ab65adcce981⋯.png (413.1 KB, 330x470, 33:47, ClipboardImage.png)


They are from different universes

c99415  No.352805

File: 01e15881f194607⋯.jpg (371.9 KB, 600x897, 200:299, Queen Jew 16.jpg)

Don't cross me in the kitchen

d1f959  No.352806

File: 7c23685d0e39254⋯.jpg (586.7 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 7c23685d0e3925406f50a37a11….jpg)


I don't believe you.

a56220  No.352807

File: 7fc45e9d613e1db⋯.png (30.1 KB, 529x529, 1:1, 5778ee8ae22608ee0e415d2bf1….png)


Keep reading

58c258  No.352808

File: 1345bc27b666d0c⋯.png (1.44 MB, 619x1200, 619:1200, sonichu2.png)


>that shirt

wait a minute

a56220  No.352809


>wessex has never seen a striped shirt before

58c258  No.352810


they haven't been in style for like 60 years lad

a56220  No.352811

File: a6f1390544e1094⋯.png (381.94 KB, 316x500, 79:125, ClipboardImage.png)

Also it is not a shirt

c714c9  No.352812

Tried flirting with a lass, no reply, ==ree==

01c98a  No.352813

File: 33cfe73a8e32b6e⋯.jpg (33.86 KB, 261x340, 261:340, 1423708756737.png.jpg)



Good enough…

c99415  No.352814

File: 4bb96a77d4cea06⋯.jpg (48.25 KB, 800x420, 40:21, why-ships-used-this-camouf….jpg)


Steal his style! at Old Navy.

6eaaf0  No.352815

File: 5d9e18da89c119b⋯.png (514.91 KB, 430x546, 215:273, l.png)


practice on me, lad

01c98a  No.352816

File: 842b84626f9f225⋯.jpg (27.26 KB, 269x273, 269:273, 1430069564290.jpg)

e7b377  No.352817


>haven't been in style for like 60 years lad

t. not a fancy posho

58c258  No.352818

File: 39ec272a5a3445b⋯.png (156.07 KB, 360x359, 360:359, autismpepe.png)

tfw randomly started humming the halo theme and actually vocalizing out loud in the kitchen

01c98a  No.352819

File: 5aedf2b23d3d1c9⋯.jpg (3.79 KB, 202x184, 101:92, 7483657900a6bceb7a55cc5c0e….jpg)


Bit gay lad.

c714c9  No.352820


I didn't have any sweets today, i wish I had.

>Then you say, oh you should have some.

I say, ah, you're sweeter. laughing emoji

58c258  No.352821

File: 73c4d201ed65e7b⋯.png (6.44 KB, 418x408, 209:204, backpepe.png)



no I'm not a fancy posho

isn't it still pastel coloured polo shirts anyway? no stripes

6eaaf0  No.352822

File: ccc8657bc59fd90⋯.png (1.33 MB, 769x725, 769:725, bilbo.png)


>I'd rather have you, you're sweeter

01c98a  No.352823

File: f575b7c656f20fc⋯.png (35.89 KB, 865x526, 865:526, f575b7c656f20fceb4c5bc7104….png)

e7b377  No.352824


>pastel colours

Keeek no. Solid colours or block horizontal stripes with a small designer logo.

01c98a  No.352825

File: 718aa77c3b6c592⋯.png (98.31 KB, 600x500, 6:5, 1424869046314.png)

6eaaf0  No.352826

all fucking poshos must fucking hang

d1f959  No.352827



Please don't say this.

6eaaf0  No.352828


always do the opposite of what a woman says

c99415  No.352829

File: 9de4cd1a5afbe96⋯.jpg (83.54 KB, 640x1284, 160:321, Jewess 456.jpg)



Please say this.

d1f959  No.352830

c714c9  No.352831




Her reply was actually asking if she was bad for people with diabetes.

I replied, laughing emoji, can't tell, coz diabetes is lifelong and also affects the heart.

58c258  No.352832


I own one (1) polo shirt and it's a red one with a teddy bear pikeman on the breast and an advertisement for the reenactment group I was with on the back

6eaaf0  No.352833


a lass i liked had diabetes


3e2090  No.352834

File: 31bc81ed39a66b9⋯.png (142.36 KB, 430x550, 43:55, ClipboardImage.png)

Love these type of shirts

01c98a  No.352835

File: 9f88445ea1a0ba2⋯.jpg (96.04 KB, 792x558, 44:31, 1456583537886-2.jpg)


>The mad lad actually said it.

c99415  No.352836


You like every lass

d1f959  No.352837


Okay, say something like this:

"Also if your diabetes gets bad you might have to have limbs amputated and you'd need someone to care for you. Would you like me to be your carer? Just think of what we could do together. We could go to the front of lines at theme parks, park close to the supermarket door… This is a life we should lead together."

c714c9  No.352838



What's wrong with that. I think that's a decent reply.


Ah that's clever and funny lad. But she's just saying that she's potentially bad for people with diabates because I implied she's sweet.

01c98a  No.352839

File: 21fe2d26ef39b7b⋯.png (128.82 KB, 882x797, 882:797, 1456583537664-0.png)

d1f959  No.352840


Does she have diabetes or do you have diabetes?


Told you I'm cool.

e7b377  No.352841


What you recommend lad? How does one talk to lasses?




Neckline is a bit too feminine tbh

6eaaf0  No.352842


No, I am surprisingly picky.



c714c9  No.352843


No one has diabetes, its hypothetical. She's sweet. I could pretend to have diabetes I guess, depending if she replies or not.

d1f959  No.352844


Okay so…

"So you're bad for people with diabetes… I don't have it. That must mean you're good for me."


Just talk to them I guess. But my boyfriend is very similar sense of humour wise to myself. Don't try anything typically 'romantic' you would see in a film I guess. I'd hate that, but some girls might.

01c98a  No.352845

File: a68c9867323372b⋯.png (57.44 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1456579165833-0.png)

e7b377  No.352846


>she's just saying that she's potentially bad for people with diabates because I implied she's sweet

She is saying she is bad for you because she either:

>1) does not like you

>2) is fishing for attention and compliments

>3) both 1 and 2

3e2090  No.352847

File: 026ae3a1e409a97⋯.png (182.73 KB, 236x401, 236:401, ClipboardImage.png)


>Neckline is a bit too feminine tbh

True, but lasses like seeing your neckbones

c99415  No.352848

File: 79829c1830c9ece⋯.jpg (16.94 KB, 450x428, 225:214, Jewess 695.jpg)



>Also if your diabetes gets bad you might have to have limbs amputated and you'd need someone to care for you. Would you like me to be your carer?

>Ah that's clever and funny lad.

Please don't say that.

6eaaf0  No.352849

File: 6699712b1b7d2b9⋯.png (335.62 KB, 358x465, 358:465, wink.png)

Ask her if she's dead


Cos I'm here to take you to heaven

c714c9  No.352850




If She doesn't reply or she offers some shit reply, I'll ask her something hard.

I pretty much said she's sweet, just to get a reaction.

6eaaf0  No.352851

ask her if you can fuck her fanny

e7b377  No.352852


>ask her if you can f*ck her fanny

Bet you are rolling in the p*ssy lad.

c99415  No.352853


It's obvious you have to stalk her for a few months to get the feel for what she likes and dislikes.

6eaaf0  No.352854

File: d41ba6817c9f656⋯.jpg (138.13 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, 1546597806327.jpg)

72a159  No.352855

File: 34f4fa01be141cc⋯.png (418.2 KB, 638x543, 638:543, 34f4fa01be141cc829f7e4ebb9….png)

6eaaf0  No.352856

i have an alpha male aura but unironically

thats why i stay inside

i'm too powerful

c714c9  No.352857


Pretty much. It's easier with facebook scanner now, it's just we have to carry on this charade of getting to know each other, i.e. I have to trick her into revealing things.

6eaaf0  No.352858

File: c45e7f0afca85de⋯.jpg (126.75 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, 0S0Qo78.jpg)

remember lads

there's always a taig woman waiting for you to let you inside her

c99415  No.352859


Lol, fucking creep.

72a159  No.352860


a56220  No.352861

File: 94ba9e417e574fd⋯.png (999.52 KB, 1429x744, 1429:744, ClipboardImage.png)

This is what you are missing, Wess, an amazing braphog

72a159  No.352862

58c258  No.352863


the one on the right would be ok

would exercise with her

3e2090  No.352864

File: cfe9de2f04c0fe8⋯.jpg (47.25 KB, 720x720, 1:1, 1547143129186.jpg)


Nothing wrong with a bit of harmless stalking

e7b377  No.352865

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Get married tbh

Whoso findeth a wife findeth a good thing, and obtaineth favour of the LORD. (Proverbs 18:22)

But I speak this by permission, and not of commandment. For I would that all men were even as I myself. But every man hath his proper gift of God, one after this manner, and another after that. (1 Corinthians 7:6-7)

a56220  No.352866

File: d7e18e9187c8fdf⋯.png (550.41 KB, 777x667, 777:667, ClipboardImage.png)


Careful what you wish for

72a159  No.352867

File: 3f538d5942671be⋯.png (3.04 MB, 1100x1700, 11:17, ClipboardImage.png)

6eaaf0  No.352868


its easy to say get married

but is difficult to do

58c258  No.352869


never mind



c714c9  No.352870


I adjusted my answer to try and agree with you. Although I have looked at her fb but only once, coz it's depressing looking at fb.

516bb8  No.352871

Had a dream I accidentally posted with my real name, and you were all like "lol. Gay name"

72a159  No.352872


Are you married?

d1f959  No.352873


Nah you've done it now.

6eaaf0  No.352874


ironic really that these church types go on about finding a traditional woman yet they conveniently never meet any at church

28cf59  No.352875

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

516bb8  No.352876


Do women younger than 60 attend church?

516bb8  No.352877


How does that guy's art not improve from childhood?

Oh right. White people…

6eaaf0  No.352878



they are usually underage though

or older mummy lasses

e7b377  No.352879


>are you married?

Not yet.


>do women younger than 60 attend church?

There aren't any good lasses at my actual church but there are at the worship experiences/Evangelical services.

58c258  No.352880


hate short hair tbh

e7b377  No.352881


58c258  No.352882

>another kangs and generals video

>they are still using the red marxist fist to indicate uprisings

for fucks sake stupid nigger subversives I will just unsubscribe if they keep this up smdh

72a159  No.352883

File: 81dff834d5f66da⋯.png (218.31 KB, 728x491, 728:491, 81dff834d5f66da630808d7b6c….png)

01c98a  No.352884

File: 09bba02673b3fa6⋯.png (31.58 KB, 452x295, 452:295, 1456583537664-1.png)

e7b377  No.352885

File: 875f814b1d7a8b1⋯.png (145.44 KB, 256x512, 1:2, IMG_3320.PNG)

a56220  No.352886

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>this video is unironic

01c98a  No.352887

File: 3bf57c53b0cbe1c⋯.jpg (37.69 KB, 567x523, 567:523, 1456292172522-1.jpg)

e7b377  No.352888


>indepth analysis of Star Wars

Keeek, who cares? It's just a silly children's movie set in space.

58c258  No.352889

File: 9e947d1dede38ad⋯.png (48.33 KB, 2100x1092, 25:13, neo bullies daftie.png)


[autistic neethog screeching]

f6e89f  No.352890


Same w\y people care about a bunch of niggers kicking a ball into a net

e7b377  No.352891



Why get invested insomething you didn't create but, instead, merely consumed? There isn't even anything profound about it.


Football is real though lad.

01c98a  No.352892

File: 6c51ccf9b1ab6f2⋯.png (271.32 KB, 636x480, 53:40, 1456976818121.png)

062fe5  No.352893

File: b8429b5d00d38d0⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 73.54 KB, 958x559, 958:559, MG_2601-958x559.jpg)

File: 5a59168501f2aba⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 822.29 KB, 2000x3000, 2:3, MG_2616.jpg)

File: 48d0979296b696d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 873.2 KB, 2000x3000, 2:3, MG_2617.jpg)

*has wholesome fun and isn't sexualized*

28cf59  No.352894

File: 36f719bd1e697ff⋯.jpg (103.03 KB, 1053x671, 1053:671, 1508460621285.jpg)

01c98a  No.352895

File: 05284d4ac69a253⋯.jpg (21.11 KB, 255x254, 255:254, 1459551515811.jpg)

Fucking disgusting.

e7b377  No.352896

I wonder what ket does to a child.

75f007  No.352897

File: 457c0d7fbca5285⋯.png (13.86 KB, 503x408, 503:408, 457c0d7fbca52854f2bf755e17….png)

>almost ruined my no fap streak to the webm of a girls feet that dorshit keeps posting

Couldn't stay hard tho or even get full mast, think I have ED tbh really worried it's been 2 weeks and I'm still not able to stay fully hard at all even while watching more degenerate shit, probably won't be able to stay hard next time I'm with a lass, just like it was the first time, she was so unimpressed

f6e89f  No.352898


You push through lad

01c98a  No.352899

File: 21d0b5e640c2c51⋯.png (166.86 KB, 636x426, 106:71, 1432102647995.png)


>Having a foot fetish.

>Having erectile dysfunction.


e7b377  No.352900


You disgust me.

01c98a  No.352901

File: f469d7fd4909453⋯.jpg (23.56 KB, 252x249, 84:83, 1422206611293.jpg)

01c98a  No.352902


a56220  No.352903

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

01c98a  No.352904

File: 43082a7e199a968⋯.png (163.33 KB, 379x373, 379:373, 1413432353453452345.png)

01c98a  No.352905

File: d00615921ccb270⋯.png (388 KB, 644x618, 322:309, jtfjtyfuygk.png)


34626c  No.352906

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28cf59  No.352907

File: 152574399853f9e⋯.jpg (67.7 KB, 640x623, 640:623, 1485486299640.jpg)

anyone want to watch Prometheus?

01c98a  No.352908

File: 25bc7b75395348a⋯.jpg (65.54 KB, 680x1020, 2:3, 25bc7b75395348ab690a51f2fc….jpg)

01c98a  No.352909

File: 7db6a8c4040cdec⋯.jpg (9.44 KB, 225x225, 1:1, 1420610452342.jpg)


Go on then lad.

75f007  No.352910

File: 0df67f02e853cc4⋯.png (504.93 KB, 600x400, 3:2, 0df67f02e853cc4ca700ef8538….png)




>tfw unironically never gonna make it

It's a nice 7 incher aswell, I blame the jews for all of this tbh

28cf59  No.352911


somone needs to set up it tonight

01c98a  No.352912

File: 1823130d906e3f1⋯.jpg (21.34 KB, 400x388, 100:97, 1466970882342.jpg)

01c98a  No.352913


What time?

e7b377  No.352914


Big second half to go yet lad.

75f007  No.352915


Did (((they))) get you aswell

34626c  No.352916

File: b5b47785ecdff93⋯.jpg (26.8 KB, 577x522, 577:522, Capture23.JPG)

01c98a  No.352917

File: aa0e9329a069e9a⋯.jpg (34.45 KB, 356x333, 356:333, 1421112648462.jpg)

3d2c4b  No.352918

just buy viagra

75f007  No.352919

File: b27b9ed604ce14a⋯.jpg (15.77 KB, 400x400, 1:1, nurcfbc90h921.jpg)

>woes does an hour and a half long live stream talking about his equipment

01c98a  No.352920

File: d00615921ccb270⋯.png (388 KB, 644x618, 322:309, jtfjtyfuygk.png)




6eaaf0  No.352921

File: f7f9d13818f8699⋯.jpg (447.41 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, ck2cor1.jpg)

>nearly all of the british isles is owned by a norse pagan

literally FUCKED lads

england had a revolt but they are a heresy so I holy war'd them, but it wont be long before they are gobbled by ireland

at least the anglos are getting fucked

58c258  No.352922


let's watch the crime cops thing

75f007  No.352923


There are lots logistical issues with that tbh Id rather just get muh dick working, gonna have to meet some random slag online to fuck to check if I really do have ED, it was fine in 2017 as well, nice n thick now it even looks smaller

3d2c4b  No.352924


lad it's off-prescription you can buy it in Boots now

28cf59  No.352925

d70733  No.352926



I was talking to mummy about that, how even though I hate that guy, it's bullshit that the woman gets half his wealth when she had nothing to do with making any of it. I could see her getting enough to live off of so she's not homeless but 'half, no matter what' is a crock of bullshit 'cause the woman rarely makes half of the money or more. and then she's like "nah I don't think it's bullshit" and I'm like "'cause you're a woman you stupid fucking cunt" and she's like "blah blah housework" whatever as if this billionaire's wife actually did any housework instead of a fucking butler and as if housework is worth billions of dollars


>harassing a wog baby

>implying that's a bad thing


"pickle" here can technically refer to anything that's pickled but 99% of the time it refers to pickled cucumbers


no. 99% of young people aren't christian


hurry up and conquer Dorset

6eaaf0  No.352927

File: 15442ee23c356c3⋯.png (93.86 KB, 866x900, 433:450, dumbdumb.png)


>hurry up and conquer Dorset

are you blind

01c98a  No.352928

File: 09879870559a143⋯.png (593.85 KB, 830x546, 415:273, 1458084489321.png)


Alright lad.

d70733  No.352929


ohh apparently. I thought you were playing the taigs

28cf59  No.352930


we need a website that can play it…. forgot what the usual one is.

d70733  No.352931

weew she didn't cook these fucking onions at all. got mega onion breath now, that was some intense scambled eggs

01c98a  No.352932

28cf59  No.352933


you need a website that can broadcast from within rabbit

01c98a  No.352934

File: 1e5a4fe08eaba1c⋯.jpg (11.32 KB, 231x255, 77:85, 1469854665330.jpg)

28cf59  No.352935

File: 8b53a8e492adc20⋯.jpg (20.33 KB, 320x383, 320:383, 1500388675200.jpg)

34626c  No.352936

File: b6a969ba8baedda⋯.mp4 (7.13 MB, 432x352, 27:22, PS1 Demo 1.mp4)

a56220  No.352937

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

01c98a  No.352938

File: 2729e87e37b1cb3⋯.png (8.62 KB, 401x367, 401:367, 1456419213804.png)


Calm yourself lad.

a56220  No.352939

>when screeching baboons surround you


01c98a  No.352940

File: 5ad260fde32a3e2⋯.jpg (74.91 KB, 645x716, 645:716, 1431321817953.jpg)

01c98a  No.352941

File: 7645cba0c8cdf5d⋯.jpg (607.25 KB, 1334x750, 667:375, 144565434426524.jpg)



062fe5  No.352942

d1f959  No.352943

File: dc35901d31c6190⋯.png (610.8 KB, 892x522, 446:261, 1547082084533.png)

>Sunday evening

6eaaf0  No.352944

File: ef26a0e791adcf4⋯.jpg (452.54 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, ck2cor2.jpg)

oh no

e7b377  No.352945


You waging tomorrow lad?


>female ruler

oh no oh no

d1f959  No.352946


Yes and I get to have staring contests with my boyfriend again which is the only good part of the day.

01c98a  No.352947

File: 8266b4f4e0ff072⋯.jpg (602.38 KB, 2000x1189, 2000:1189, 1426438873232.jpg)

6eaaf0  No.352948


>being a misogynist

oh no

75f007  No.352949

Why do I get the distinct feeling that some of you aren't even right wing tbh, all non fashies gtfo

7d488c  No.352950



6eaaf0  No.352951


theyre norse

a56220  No.352952


Fuck drumpf and fuck white people

6eaaf0  No.352953


here long before you ;]

a56220  No.352954


not going to watch all that, lad, when does he get to the juicy stuff?

7d488c  No.352955

File: ac6e498bfcf3e7c⋯.png (654.81 KB, 1083x1004, 1083:1004, ac6e498bfcf3e7cefd8d12e28e….png)

75f007  No.352956

File: 040fd02eca5b055⋯.jpg (115.7 KB, 778x767, 778:767, nsgmb1a1vj921.jpg)

>watching channel 4 news

>black and in the countryside how these men made outdoor walking a statement about identity and history


01c98a  No.352957

File: 95191ab0a1f66fd⋯.png (398.33 KB, 871x677, 871:677, 95191ab0a1f66fd219dd4dffc7….png)

6eaaf0  No.352958

these posts are obviously fake

only a moron would watch TV to purposefully get angry

75f007  No.352959


I like the background noise you mong

6eaaf0  No.352960


are you autistic?

a56220  No.352961

File: 231da4d6e80e2b2⋯.png (616.64 KB, 957x620, 957:620, ClipboardImage.png)

Anyone want to watch Suspiria(2018)? Supernatural horror film, apparently disturbing.

6eaaf0  No.352962

bed time

a56220  No.352963


*tucks you in and kisses you goodnight*

58c258  No.352964

I'm in m&b until 8pm but could do something after

a56220  No.352965


won't make it then earlier tomorrow maybe

01c98a  No.352966


Night lad.

28cf59  No.352967


sounds interesting

Watched A Field In England last night and it was crap

f6e89f  No.352968


Interesting, what's it about?

a56220  No.352969


It really was. Such a disappointment


>A darkness swirls at the center of a world-renowned dance company, one that will engulf the artistic director, an ambitious young dancer, and a grieving psychotherapist. Some will succumb to the nightmare. Others will finally wake up.

Sounds wage but I've seen some cool imagery from it and don't want to spoil myself more

a56220  No.352970

File: b129cb148bcbde0⋯.png (1.31 MB, 1200x800, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png)

>they will never tip toe in their ballet shoes on your balls

01c98a  No.352971

File: 95191ab0a1f66fd⋯.png (398.33 KB, 871x677, 871:677, 95191ab0a1f66fd219dd4dffc7….png)

28cf59  No.352972

File: 9555e06b1612470⋯.jpg (407.86 KB, 2048x1446, 1024:723, Flamingo Ballet 🌸🦢.jpg)

love ballet girls

75f007  No.352973

File: 5c3512a77efb001⋯.jpg (13.92 KB, 212x255, 212:255, 5c3512a77efb001b8423de54cc….jpg)

How the fuck do people even get a job, I looked on a load of sites and all the jobs need like 5 years experience and a degree none of which I have but I keep being told by Tory boys that unemployment is low and there are loads of jobs for the average lad to do, well where the fuck are they then.

28cf59  No.352974


learn HTML/css, git, sql, node.js and some client side javascript frameworks

c714c9  No.352975


Any alternatives?

75f007  No.352976

File: 2f6315cfccddfc2⋯.png (68.02 KB, 645x729, 215:243, 729.png)


Why do people always give this advice as if it's useful

>Just spend 2 years learning different programming languages bro

Asians do all those jobs now anyway

c714c9  No.352977


There's definitely online work out there that neet lads could do. I know that there are a lot of Filipino virtual assistants doing mostly English based work online so I'm sure a neet lad could do that as well.

a56220  No.352978

File: be67498b572c743⋯.png (170.52 KB, 768x768, 1:1, be67498b572c743eef2c6118cf….png)

invent a time machine that puts me back in my old body so I can binge watch anime all day again while lying in bed, please

a56220  No.352979

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>tfw didn't even know what filler was back then so enjoyed even that

28cf59  No.352980


C#, and ASP.NET, SQL


Linux, docker, python


wrong companies are really struggling to hire such people

c714c9  No.352981

In fact I'd love to have my own neet virtual assistant.

d1f959  No.352982

I love the sound of crunching.

062fe5  No.352983


It was just that bit tbh.Alluding to what he revealed in anothervid. Took me ages to find again, just for (You).


Based civic painter.

d1f959  No.352984

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

d70733  No.352985

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.


found just the video for you, I'm sure you'll enjoy this very much

a56220  No.352986


fuck's sake ree even civic fencer is less civic


God that feels awful

d1f959  No.352987

File: e2f0fa822fadf5d⋯.png (2.11 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

File: af2493c9b3cc418⋯.png (2 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

File: f994f8a03ef15ca⋯.png (2.05 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)


What an alien looking black woman.

Also, I don't like the sound of eating. It messes with my sensory issues.

d1f959  No.352988

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

She's dead.

a56220  No.352989

File: 835f3d9a2faa968⋯.jpeg (42.46 KB, 723x445, 723:445, 835f3d9a2faa968eb6d4e1739….jpeg)


No sad videos

a56220  No.352990

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

062fe5  No.352991


Fug I got the wrong time in the other vid tbh. It was a bit later, but the same thing about his wife.


>she's British


a56220  No.352992

d1f959  No.352993

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

d70733  No.352994


imagine what it must be like to be that thing, crawling out of bed in the morning and putting lipstick/eyeshadow on your monkey/troll face trying to look like a human woman

a56220  No.352995

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

516bb8  No.352996


Never said I was right wing, tbh.

01c98a  No.352997

File: d4bee7d5d0dd513⋯.jpg (44.42 KB, 500x361, 500:361, 1466747290519.jpg)

a56220  No.352998

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


good mummy bear

01c98a  No.352999

File: 285a16d785167a7⋯.jpg (46.08 KB, 446x384, 223:192, 688eca17f2fc279717ddf9471e….jpg)

01c98a  No.353000

File: daf50c35bf39dc2⋯.jpg (10.7 KB, 320x272, 20:17, 1422291068241.jpg)

a56220  No.353001

File: fa4f0e8dcadc5ea⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.27 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>no 1984 gf

a56220  No.353002

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

a56220  No.353003

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

handsome boi

01c98a  No.353004

File: cdc58b85c01356e⋯.jpg (48.87 KB, 324x600, 27:50, c39fbc19b8743079e61a01e94f….jpg)

58c258  No.353005


manface tbh

d70733  No.353006


reminds me of this chick I met way back when, she must have been an infowars watcher because she was immediately going on about how "when guys in uniforms that say FEMA on them tell you to go to the camps, DON'T GO!" and stuff. she was pretty thicc, I should've went along with it instead of brushing her off as a loon but the thought didn't even cross my mind at the time

a56220  No.353007

File: 2b288dc07c3ec38⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 1.99 MB, 375x200, 15:8, tumblr_nnd7rfSTQi1rfd7lko1….gif)


58c258  No.353008

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

this man has reached neckbeard levels previously not thought possible

a56220  No.353009



d70733  No.353010


literal 5/10

a56220  No.353011


she has a natural beauty, idno how else to describe it. She really struck me when I watched it and I was immediately sad knowing she is today 34 years older

75f007  No.353012


What are you a Chad or something, even psl she's a 6

3ddf19  No.353013


did anyone sort out a movie for tonight?

75f007  No.353014

Sick of boomers in their 60s and 70s hogging jobs tbh

75f007  No.353015

Should I have a wank, haven't had one in 2019 yet

a56220  No.353016


Suspiria(2018) but don't have time today so we'll watch it timorrow instead. I am going to work in 1 hour 30 minutes

a56220  No.353017



e7b377  No.353018


/newbrit/ ASMR when?

01c98a  No.353019

File: fd3aa75c4895e94⋯.jpg (15.06 KB, 276x385, 276:385, 1432210616494.jpg)

a56220  No.353020

3ddf19  No.353021

File: 006ed3d03ca953b⋯.jpg (21.9 KB, 399x325, 399:325, 006ed3d03ca953bc8f69b08959….jpg)


> I am going to work in 1 hour 30 minutes

good luck fren, work hard enough not to get fired

a56220  No.353022


thanks, lad

gonna take my time, newspaper delivery is a shorter day than what I used to so I am in no big rush to get home tbh

75f007  No.353023


That a no then

a56220  No.353024

58c258  No.353025

File: a5b80152a17a51a⋯.png (759.86 KB, 697x467, 697:467, mmmtrek.png)

peanut butter and honey on toast

>ASMR In The Car with Farting Martin


3e2090  No.353026


your accent is great man

a56220  No.353027

File: 94f8127172a403a⋯.png (6.25 KB, 339x348, 113:116, 1536994069900.png)


thanks, dude. that was the end of my route so I was tired tbh

>thought it'd be a comfy drive today but again it snows just before it is time meaning the chances of getting struck are there

75f007  No.353028

File: 1196720c9863df0⋯.png (183.52 KB, 737x758, 737:758, 1196720c9863df068d1e836097….png)

01c98a  No.353029

File: 2005136e3bd6619⋯.png (11.34 KB, 398x455, 398:455, 86e753659ef5d0d80d7a4e9817….png)

c714c9  No.353030



Hope that's a typo.

01c98a  No.353031

File: c2dfee686684a8a⋯.png (426.87 KB, 763x392, 109:56, 143536245343535.png)


a56220  No.353032

a56220  No.353033

File: 9969c8f273a094c⋯.png (8.44 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 66fe5e3561d8ca4d8639296697….png)

>mummy letting me borrow the family car with a four wheel drive and better tyres for tonight

516bb8  No.353034


Who is this mystery dude?

e7b377  No.353035


That was very comfy thank you lad. :-)

a56220  No.353036

File: db51df7db8260aa⋯.png (82.78 KB, 1168x890, 584:445, canoing.png)


Comfy forever

a56220  No.353037

File: aedb581a751e355⋯.png (260.07 KB, 1168x993, 1168:993, ClipboardImage.png)

58c258  No.353038

File: eacdd9ce9964052⋯.png (719.23 KB, 477x750, 159:250, megakeek2.png)


oh shit it's hitler!


907881  No.353039

File: 03706d75f65fd3c⋯.gif (1.43 MB, 360x238, 180:119, smk.gif)

01c98a  No.353040

File: 891db119aa1b2c2⋯.png (13.41 KB, 398x455, 398:455, 86e753659ef5d0d80d7a4e9817….png)

516bb8  No.353041


I'll never forget him.

4464d2  No.353042

File: 4eca7df35fb4a33⋯.png (100 KB, 338x300, 169:150, 4eca7df35fb4a336f8181a1394….png)

a56220  No.353043

File: 1eb5f09062242b2⋯.png (7.96 KB, 624x408, 26:17, drive.png)

>when you look at the clock and realise it is time

later lads

58c258  No.353044


stay safe out there, traveller

01c98a  No.353045

File: 6590eb8c78d4893⋯.png (15.65 KB, 416x455, 32:35, 86e753659ef5d0d80d7a4e9817….png)

01c98a  No.353046


Later lad.

c99415  No.353047

File: 803e43e8d47c4c3⋯.jpg (99.09 KB, 902x571, 902:571, Jewess 221.jpg)

d70733  No.353048


why do they take such photographs? is it a mosad operation?

516bb8  No.353049


>that pencil gap between the boobs


d70733  No.353050


nah it's nice, that's a nice rack

but I object to the jew star

a56220  No.353051

File: 1279eb231072337⋯.png (1.04 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 99d2d173d927965⋯.png (735.61 KB, 1200x500, 12:5, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 170bc3f16851c95⋯.png (665.9 KB, 700x700, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 24817f1ce58424c⋯.png (1.21 MB, 648x1000, 81:125, ClipboardImage.png)


<Fantasy, Horror, Mystery

>A darkness swirls at the center of a world-renowned dance company, one that will engulf the artistic director, an ambitious young dancer, and a grieving psychotherapist. Some will succumb to the nightmare. Others will finally wake up.

a56220  No.353052

night lads

516bb8  No.353053

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


The original Italian version is one the most atmospheric and unsettling horror films I've ever seen. Banging soundtrack too.

c99415  No.353054

File: 53e2d7901fe0e3f⋯.jpg (33.79 KB, 484x461, 484:461, 176.jpg)

516bb8  No.353055

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

22st: the animation

58c258  No.353056

morning lads


not really interested in this either tbh

besides muh video games are 7 to 8pm every day except thursday now

28cf59  No.353057


sounds good

28cf59  No.353058


tbh feel somewhat envious because I never get that enthusiastic about anything irl

6eaaf0  No.353059

File: 0bef54b505fa659⋯.jpg (536.72 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, ck2cor3.jpg)


4ee268  No.353060

File: 122aab5a1afd092⋯.gif (1.11 MB, 464x262, 232:131, sneeze.gif)

Data: White American Births Below Replacement Level in Every State



58c258  No.353061

File: 23d67ac4a88593e⋯.png (10.7 KB, 334x395, 334:395, pepegown.png)

>vilage agent lass comes by while I'm still in my dressing gowns


reminder that they count spics as white americans so it's actually even worse than it appears

58c258  No.353062

File: 263bd3a69f033fd⋯.png (1.41 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

3e2090  No.353063

File: 858c400cefa9df7⋯.png (405.38 KB, 523x669, 523:669, ClipboardImage.png)


Great series

6eaaf0  No.353064

File: 3bf4f949b8dd6cb⋯.jpg (83.04 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, uhqd.jpg)

58c258  No.353065

File: 5c0754fe00f5548⋯.png (32.35 KB, 399x322, 57:46, eeshsmoke.png)

6eaaf0  No.353066

File: 0f7d3c2f8d1c431⋯.png (8.43 KB, 472x408, 59:51, dorsepepeback.png)

c714c9  No.353067

Lads can we play ask a newbrit pal for replies to messages from foids?

6eaaf0  No.353068

c714c9  No.353069

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

6eaaf0  No.353070

c714c9  No.353071

>tfw rich neet, tfw looking for misplaced cheques to cash.

6eaaf0  No.353072


give me some

c714c9  No.353073


They're only £25 ones. still?

6eaaf0  No.353074

6eaaf0  No.353075

*embraces the baldness*

c714c9  No.353076

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

c714c9  No.353077

File: fb0d7bd220fea40⋯.png (81.68 KB, 300x753, 100:251, paintyourselfgoldboyo.png)


wrong link

945da6  No.353078


thanks for posting, missed yesterdays one

6eaaf0  No.353079


why do people watch this fat porridgewog anymore

c714c9  No.353080


Radio, he sounds like the radio.

a56220  No.353081

58c258  No.353082

File: 73d0ad3a92ec9ef⋯.png (631.54 KB, 600x600, 1:1, baby.png)

My hands, they were only made for blessing!

6eaaf0  No.353083

File: eb08fd00ad2d1ea⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 293.38 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, 1545866915095.jpg)

6eaaf0  No.353084

File: 737ef7d87d3e649⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 2.85 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1547463370636.webm)


28cf59  No.353085


> no qt to grope

c714c9  No.353086


Any lads had their bums groped?

I had my bum groped by a lass once, I kinda liked it. Idk why girls don't like it.

6eaaf0  No.353087



was weird tbh

28cf59  No.353088


women are more selective than men

6eaaf0  No.353089

File: 5e048556a65439e⋯.jpg (63.29 KB, 526x400, 263:200, devilpepe.jpg)

*slaps a girls bum but they just call me cheeky*

f6e89f  No.353090


Yeah lad, number of times.

> Idk why girls don't like it.

Depends on who's doing it I guess, also it probably happens to them alot more so it gets old

28cf59  No.353091

File: 3d429f74426e2ce⋯.png (457.75 KB, 830x705, 166:141, woesdab.png)

6eaaf0  No.353092


his jawline is just fat

a56220  No.353093

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>No princess to sully

28cf59  No.353094


why did he think that T shirt was a good idea?

a56220  No.353095


I wish I had a small MW living under my table so I could throw him some scraps every now and then

58c258  No.353096

File: b4d4d9251e5bee7⋯.png (153.97 KB, 259x251, 259:251, wews3.png)


>Boomlenial Wews constantly vlogging at you and being incredibly depressing or irritating

no thanks

6eaaf0  No.353097


why did he think being a racist bigot was a good idea?

6eaaf0  No.353098

should order some vitamin d/k tbh

a56220  No.353099


that's when you just give him a lil kick and then you feel bad so you buy him some coke

6eaaf0  No.353100

File: 2225bb5fbe48d4b⋯.jpg (105.98 KB, 601x601, 1:1, JUST.jpg)

>all of these health sites that sell sex toys

a56220  No.353101

File: 6b79943430ea3f4⋯.png (1020.8 KB, 900x688, 225:172, ClipboardImage.png)


c714c9  No.353102


I think he'd be quite talkative.

a56220  No.353103


then you just get a shock collar

6eaaf0  No.353104

>whenever my mum explains anything to me she is so fucking awkward

why? think she genuinely has some fucking autism or something i hate her

a56220  No.353105

File: 471ffd2ae3d2049⋯.png (1.44 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)


c714c9  No.353106


Do you hate her or her DNA lad?

a56220  No.353107


Explain what exactly she did, lad

6eaaf0  No.353108




tries to explain that friends dog has to be put down cos of cancer

she just puts on a voice and repeats the same thing, sometimes stops in the middle of a sentence and starts a new one, speaks really quietly sometimes while other times she basically shouts

a56220  No.353109


she's acting how she think she is supposed to act in cases maybe.

6eaaf0  No.353110


i think she is deliberately awkward and annoying

she just doesnt think before she speaks

c714c9  No.353111


My dad does that, I think the only solution is for someone to leave.

6eaaf0  No.353112


i just dont understand it, tbh

genuine NPCs

a56220  No.353113


kek, I guess mummy does that too. I am passive aggressive and will let people know when I am done talking to them, but she just keeps asking questions smh. I put my headphones on and gave short uninterested answers take the hint smh

a56220  No.353114

File: c80ec2ee734badc⋯.jpg (83.81 KB, 947x960, 947:960, 09e8cfe610d79f06df611a24fc….jpg)

I love her

6eaaf0  No.353115


sometimes i dont even acknowledge her but she still keeps asking the same stupid questions

a56220  No.353116

File: 5217c65a888e97e⋯.png (269.05 KB, 736x729, 736:729, ClipboardImage.png)

I love her too tbh

a56220  No.353117

File: 869af3f32da5b19⋯.png (381.04 KB, 870x936, 145:156, ClipboardImage.png)

Here they are together, I love them both


yeah smh. She just wants to have some interaction with me I guess

c714c9  No.353118

Looking through noise cancellling headphones.

6eaaf0  No.353119

just want a fucking wool blanket i can afford that is made in this country

fucksake why is it so hard to find things online even wh

6eaaf0  No.353120


even when you specifically search for it*

a56220  No.353121

File: 7b2de3a47e05065⋯.png (1.39 MB, 1968x1292, 492:323, ClipboardImage.png)


516bb8  No.353122


>Fhock orf. Threwing that checken at me. I'm working very hard't…

>Could I have a coke, please?

>Ha! Like that time in Dorctor Who. What? No. I don't like it. Would you like to watch some?

a56220  No.353123


>tfw you teach him to sieg heil and put it on social media and you go to prison while he is euthanised

a56220  No.353124

File: 68d473a3b33ea91⋯.png (376.36 KB, 700x982, 350:491, ClipboardImage.png)


28cf59  No.353125


got myself a Stewart tartan one a few years back. Feels comfy on the sofa.

6eaaf0  No.353126


i feel weird about getting a tartan that doesnt have my surname

but i guess its the only real option tbh

a56220  No.353127

File: b4f3403b6bb4fdb⋯.png (232.22 KB, 807x513, 269:171, ClipboardImage.png)

And this is why we must die

c714c9  No.353128


They're just larpers I think.

Any advice for buying shirts?

c99415  No.353129

File: 8dc94a78af20abc⋯.png (18.62 KB, 512x512, 1:1, 1f914.png)

a56220  No.353130




what shirts?

c99415  No.353131


It's a book on the savagery niggers get up to.

c714c9  No.353132

File: fac9aa8c1a06654⋯.png (1.42 MB, 3840x2160, 16:9, shirts.png)


Casual Shirts, I want to be fashionable.

28cf59  No.353133


it's going to be horrible when we're a minority ruled over by these people

4ee268  No.353134

File: f3bfef76a161179⋯.png (392.01 KB, 351x1056, 117:352, ClipboardImage.png)

Just had a bread-free lunch by putting some cucumber, mixed salad, bit of bacon and a fried egg in a bowl together. I think I prefer bowls to plates, plates encourage bread smh.

a56220  No.353135

File: a5d901f357887ff⋯.png (93.39 KB, 1920x1097, 1920:1097, ClipboardImage.png)


Nice flag


I really don't know


eggs and bacon always makes me feel awful in the morning

6eaaf0  No.353136


different shirts for different weather, cotton is so common now its really annoying

maybe tailored shirt if you have problems like me trying to get shirts

or go to a charity shop

c714c9  No.353137


If the weather is humid, what should I go for?

Also is it normal to be drawn to burgundy?

a56220  No.353138

File: e28dc15c3fa77be⋯.png (962.63 KB, 1000x563, 1000:563, ClipboardImage.png)

*just puts on something I found in the closet*

Me on the right

6eaaf0  No.353139


probably thin cotton

burgundy is a nice colour, i have a corduroy burgundy shirt, super warm and cozy

>small size is too tight on my chest

>medium size the arms are too long



me in the back on the left

a56220  No.353140

Do classes in England suggest what you should wear? Would you be frowned upon for dressing too well for your class?

c714c9  No.353141

File: 47323b7ae07d61e⋯.png (1.89 MB, 3840x2160, 16:9, what about this colour.png)

6eaaf0  No.353142


we wear school uniform

a56220  No.353143


You're not in school though. Are you in a NEET uniform now?

6eaaf0  No.353144


oh i thought you meant SCHOOL class

but not particularly, no

unless you go to one extreme

it would entirely depend on the occasion as well

a56220  No.353145

File: 8d57387f30deb9f⋯.png (3.82 MB, 1100x1608, 275:402, ClipboardImage.png)


6eaaf0  No.353146


bit too past bedtime for me

da5be1  No.353147


c99415  No.353148

File: 9f52a6a39d4b9b7⋯.png (862.42 KB, 628x699, 628:699, ahhhhhhhhh.PNG)

c714c9  No.353149

File: 84d5dd5b55a9b7d⋯.png (2.06 MB, 3840x2160, 16:9, whatdoyouthink.png)

da5be1  No.353150


It's even less representitive of the type of person who buys M&S clothes because he's also under 50

6eaaf0  No.353151


its about what you want, tbh

fucking wogs

a56220  No.353152


Do you get him if you buy the shirt?

c99415  No.353153




oof, savage. you guys…

c714c9  No.353154


What's the younger demographic's online shirts site?

6eaaf0  No.353155


no, the thing in that picture is

c714c9  No.353156

File: 327fd5e5f5bf865⋯.mp4 (4.05 MB, 720x936, 10:13, mands.mp4)

01c98a  No.353157

File: 2005136e3bd6619⋯.png (11.34 KB, 398x455, 398:455, 86e753659ef5d0d80d7a4e9817….png)

a56220  No.353158

File: e845451d32f9938⋯.png (20.17 KB, 529x529, 1:1, 5778ee8ae22608ee0e415d2bf1….png)

deff2f  No.353159


shoot the boats.

treat it as an act of invasion/war

there must still be some piracy laws around that say you can sink them.

if the government wasn't a juden-run corrupt piece of filthy globalist soros poison, then they would be offering bounties for members of the public who sink invading vessels.

i'd like to see every last shitskin freezing in the north sea.

58c258  No.353160

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

reading my backlog of Morgoth's Review articles and getting good and angry tbh

deff2f  No.353161


Actung!! I help you Tommy! ratatatatata-FOOM

3e2090  No.353162

File: a0fba7c247f3044⋯.png (670.98 KB, 1500x1600, 15:16, ClipboardImage.png)

*eats chorizo once*

6eaaf0  No.353163

might get a bowie knife tbh


a56220  No.353164

File: eea2a3acef4b3b9⋯.png (515.83 KB, 450x623, 450:623, ClipboardImage.png)


3e2090  No.353165


that dont look natural

f6e89f  No.353166


He really knows how to get the rage burning tbh

a56220  No.353167


i think it is a statue. Bit weird with the tits on the leg, same with the arses keek

6eaaf0  No.353168

>tell mummy about getting a knife

>she didnt completely sperg out


i hope she doesnt gossip about it tho smh

a56220  No.353169

File: 56cd4648ac8a492⋯.png (911.56 KB, 793x1024, 793:1024, ClipboardImage.png)

a56220  No.353170


*arranges an intervention*

a56220  No.353171

File: a1cf9451ec3c926⋯.png (1.13 MB, 814x1024, 407:512, ClipboardImage.png)


a56220  No.353172

File: 847aea22005028c⋯.png (6.92 MB, 2504x3227, 2504:3227, ClipboardImage.png)

The thicc

6eaaf0  No.353173


*stabs you*

a56220  No.353174

File: ba2e8d0c9cfc505⋯.png (467.95 KB, 717x785, 717:785, ClipboardImage.png)

fucking kill me

a56220  No.353175

File: f3ec8d260df7eb9⋯.png (522.32 KB, 497x640, 497:640, ClipboardImage.png)



a56220  No.353176

File: 4e697533b69d7d2⋯.png (1.12 MB, 800x1024, 25:32, ClipboardImage.png)

Top fucking keek I love this one

4ee268  No.353177

File: b4736cf8a9f329c⋯.png (12.08 KB, 860x800, 43:40, 92947cbc4d4f3653b1d78c8285….png)

a56220  No.353178

File: 883a0e422858f74⋯.png (135.67 KB, 814x916, 407:458, 883a0e422858f74bf346db8a88….png)



3e2090  No.353179

File: cfe9de2f04c0fe8⋯.jpg (47.25 KB, 720x720, 1:1, 1547143129186.jpg)

a56220  No.353180

File: 304937fae8dee9e⋯.jpg (490.07 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 304937fae8dee9e739f59fe627….jpg)


based Steiner OC

remember when we were all one big happy family smh

58c258  No.353181

File: 5c353bb382224ae⋯.png (73.15 KB, 475x382, 475:382, pepegiorno.png)

salamis on sale at the shop

it's homemade pizza week

hope dad actually eats it though smh he has gone all in on the vegan refuse he gets from the shop he works at


>nigglets feeding off of the blood of an obese pale giant


6eaaf0  No.353182

File: 2746f5092aa0ea3⋯.jpg (104.17 KB, 736x736, 1:1, 1547460374313.jpg)

>go into shop

>see this

what do?

58c258  No.353183

File: 777885c1dfdd454⋯.png (269.17 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, steinerlunacy.png)


steiner should post here smh

a56220  No.353184


ask them if they want to be my girlfriends

a56220  No.353185


we're too gay and not esoteric enough

6eaaf0  No.353186


>haha, youre so tall anon! your accent is cute, what are you, swedish?

58c258  No.353187

File: 5de941b59ebb865⋯.png (6.7 KB, 418x408, 209:204, backpepepagang.png)


druidism is way more exotic than anything /shit/ does

58c258  No.353188

File: 39c0d295df21ab6⋯.png (19.97 KB, 376x341, 376:341, tardjak37druid.png)

I mean esoteric tbh

a56220  No.353189

File: 5fefc11eac6fa2a⋯.png (332.18 KB, 755x1058, 755:1058, ClipboardImage.png)


y-you too.

>they all want to be my gf

how do I pick, lad?

also love their hair, dno what it is called but it's like a fringe/bangs but extended a little to the sides

pic kind of related but not really as her hair is just pulled back


idno I haven seen much of it, really the only esoterism I recall is from Steiner himself or that hindu lad

4ee268  No.353190

File: 29aeae82f949348⋯.png (15.27 KB, 1227x799, 1227:799, e4cefed5bc5fc9e23b088b5010….png)


Not really, you rarely post about esoteric druid lore tbh. /newbrit/ is mostly blogging neets and wagies without a large audience or live news coverage like /brit/.

58c258  No.353191

File: ebc5de4452e714c⋯.png (1.91 KB, 418x408, 209:204, backpepefarawayoramidge.png)


well the real druid stuff is on druid/pol/ but even that is mostly blogging

at least it is esoteric to a retarded degree when it does get going

when will /shit/ kill moonman and remove the bans, lads


ed69fd  No.353192

>look at /shit/

>still mostly ragebait

6eaaf0  No.353193


well you drop your pants and show them your mutilated penis and see which one of them wants to be with you

01c98a  No.353194

File: fcfd0d275f8cbcd⋯.png (495.89 KB, 7792x2912, 487:182, RP8.png)



01c98a  No.353195

File: 1cad7812be87c39⋯.png (20.55 KB, 645x773, 645:773, 1431320565558.png)

6eaaf0  No.353196

>drop my trousers [no pants as i do not wear them]

>upon the sight of my huge, thick 8 inch todger, they bite their lips and roll their eyes back, letting off an unstoppable moan of pure pleasure, the floor wet with the juices of their vaginas.

a56220  No.353197

6eaaf0  No.353198


they are beautiful arthoes, not thots

6eaaf0  No.353199


>omg its… so small.. it doesnt even look normal, ewww!

6eaaf0  No.353200

think i could become an erotic novel writer?

01c98a  No.353201

File: 95191ab0a1f66fd⋯.png (398.33 KB, 871x677, 871:677, 95191ab0a1f66fd219dd4dffc7….png)

6eaaf0  No.353202


t. gayist

a56220  No.353203

File: 3ffb4c545193a23⋯.png (5.99 KB, 567x606, 189:202, 6c94821dc7b0c468412e7e9132….png)


>tfw the sock I stuff with falls out

6eaaf0  No.353204


the sock you cum into?

a56220  No.353205


No, it's a Christmas stocking as that is the biggest sock

01c98a  No.353206

File: 1b750648bfd324f⋯.png (134.41 KB, 316x397, 316:397, 1465238967222.png)


t. cringist

6eaaf0  No.353207

teenagers these days look so fucking gay

they deserve to be bullied

6eaaf0  No.353208

File: e9dc5f64aed1db9⋯.gif (810.59 KB, 160x160, 1:1, 1546479568533.gif)

ed69fd  No.353209

File: 356ff1a6d7ea065⋯.png (30.52 KB, 694x516, 347:258, ClipboardImage.png)


01c98a  No.353210

File: ffacfcf60669407⋯.jpg (25.44 KB, 320x298, 160:149, 1422248597848.jpg)

c714c9  No.353211

Is it possible to learn a trade from an e-book?

01c98a  No.353212

File: 939e514cb03f4f1⋯.png (11.26 KB, 525x468, 175:156, 1a58f2d72fbad808b434719f12….png)



6eaaf0  No.353213



the only thing you miss is the personal thing and the mastery of the person teaching you

6eaaf0  No.353214

id cum hard inside half of these tiktok girls

i tell ya

c714c9  No.353215



Brb, going become a plumber.

01c98a  No.353216

File: 484f8b56ddbc5b9⋯.png (11.25 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 88e092a0685e1c77875cdd5d41….png)


Good lad.

6eaaf0  No.353217


good lad

you'll get all the MILFs wanting you to clean their pipes

516bb8  No.353218


Who is he?

6eaaf0  No.353219





All of us

We are all cool dudes

01c98a  No.353220

File: 51c750f4f04ba8c⋯.png (9.68 KB, 454x408, 227:204, 1a58f2d72fbad808b434719f12….png)

a56220  No.353221

File: 1b388a9e41546ed⋯.png (264.04 KB, 480x360, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

*reacts to manga chapter* AW SHIEET HIEEEEL NOOOOOOU

516bb8  No.353222


Who is this mystery charmer

28cf59  No.353223

Just watched Alien Covenant, really good film

01c98a  No.353224

File: 2005136e3bd6619⋯.png (11.34 KB, 398x455, 398:455, 86e753659ef5d0d80d7a4e9817….png)


*Combs hair and puts on leather jacket.*

01c98a  No.353225

File: 0363c1759b00d4d⋯.png (106.75 KB, 470x364, 235:182, 0363c1759b00d4dc554e004ab6….png)

c714c9  No.353226


You could do that.

a56220  No.353227


Anyone could, a reaction is just that

c714c9  No.353228


Yea but there's probably room for an amiable Norwegian guy.

6eaaf0  No.353229

File: a3d70170bf633ac⋯.jpg (388.42 KB, 1000x1496, 125:187, 5.jpg)

hope it gets like this this year tbh

6eaaf0  No.353230

where are the other posters

wheres daftie

58c258  No.353231

you killed them, dorset

you killed them all

01c98a  No.353232

File: d00615921ccb270⋯.png (388 KB, 644x618, 322:309, jtfjtyfuygk.png)

a56220  No.353233


I feel like I should have something to say or analyse though, and I don't

6eaaf0  No.353234

oh siht

did you realise

brown backwards, is nword

6eaaf0  No.353235



01c98a  No.353236

File: 9f88445ea1a0ba2⋯.jpg (96.04 KB, 792x558, 44:31, 1456583537886-2.jpg)

a56220  No.353237

File: 8a5de230ef126ed⋯.png (11.01 MB, 1920x2560, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)


01c98a  No.353238

File: 070488506f439f5⋯.png (195.54 KB, 344x378, 172:189, MILK 13.png)

6eaaf0  No.353239

might go for the black watch tartan blanket tbh

a56220  No.353240

File: 61d8754ea71b672⋯.png (592.04 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 80e745a325703dd⋯.png (682.22 KB, 1280x679, 1280:679, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 41d23d83e8bb6ec⋯.png (486.62 KB, 768x433, 768:433, ClipboardImage.png)


2bc3f6  No.353241

I don't think I've slept a full night in 10 months, convinced it's emf

what's the point anymore

a56220  No.353242


What's a full night and how do you know you haven't slept?

d1f959  No.353243

File: 7d5bc03f0159bad⋯.png (416.16 KB, 660x495, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

Right folks, I've got a high court writ here. I'm here for the Norwegian.

d1f959  No.353244

File: 5e4af3ee2e1077d⋯.png (1.39 MB, 797x1200, 797:1200, ClipboardImage.png)


a56220  No.353245


My parents wouldn't throw me out


>he wore that while evicting people

2bc3f6  No.353246


I wake up multiple times in the night and take a while to fall asleep I just can't get a night wihout waking no matter what I do I've tried so hard

d1f959  No.353247

File: a1e92ef2e175836⋯.jpg (572.81 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1547481128133.jpg)


We can do this the easy way or the hard way. We have an order from the high court ordering you to vacate these premises today. You've got one hour to move your belongings.

28cf59  No.353248


have you got some stress in your day to day life

a56220  No.353249


Poor lad. Tried exhausting yourself?


*locks myself in the safe, our combined weight being 40st*

>still more than 200 lbs lighter than the latest fatty

d1f959  No.353250


I guess you're about to get… ==TAKEN AWAY==

d1f959  No.353251


Ffs I thought I was being cool.

a56220  No.353252



>beginner's mistake


d1f959  No.353253


3ddf19  No.353254

File: ea837c407f8375e⋯.jpg (324.65 KB, 960x1440, 2:3, the_trust.jpg)

d1f959  No.353255

File: b89f7126d04209d⋯.jpg (986.26 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1484678247079.jpg)

*leans properly*

d1f959  No.353256

File: a1d9ed4cbdd13d9⋯.jpg (151.26 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1547138592103.jpg)


2bc3f6  No.353257


I've tried spending a week nearly just lying in bed listening to music or talking and shit trying to have as little stress as possible and it didn't work


that makes it worse

d1f959  No.353258

File: 5211c7c26100c8f⋯.jpg (67.13 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, youngpope14j1.jpg)

"Your Holiness, it is time to remove the Norwegian."

28cf59  No.353259


other film is on at 7pm

a56220  No.353260

File: df14cb97bd78ffa⋯.png (26.22 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 1b944207d54c7e6ff98be74c8c….png)


I have been announcing a film since yesterday, lad

2bc3f6  No.353261

taking turpentine recently maybe that will help something aha

3ddf19  No.353262

File: 1b0e7ee43a6e11c⋯.png (7.3 KB, 419x395, 419:395, 0edbb043bab5551d58334fda9a….png)


wut? there is another film?


you watched it without telling me?

c87d87  No.353263

File: 7f7d78c6b2b07df⋯.jpeg (77.26 KB, 1400x700, 2:1, truedettectiveseason3a.jpeg)

File: 225e8e6af83d607⋯.jpg (6.19 KB, 332x152, 83:38, truedetectiveseason3.jpg)

a56220  No.353264


You should scold her for her lack of subtlety.

28cf59  No.353265


used to it by now tbh


see >>353240

a56220  No.353266



No, it's another film, Suspiria 2018


3ddf19  No.353267

File: 5fb938d0ae82b81⋯.png (3.39 KB, 418x398, 209:199, 2f733212caa5dac397bc98baa9….png)


>looks weird and boring

a 22st choice

a56220  No.353268

e7b377  No.353269

File: 890c7f8186aa90d⋯.jpg (81.44 KB, 680x382, 340:191, IMG_3333.JPG)

*runs away in Popery*

4ee268  No.353270

File: 94976368c2df9e5⋯.jpg (17.28 KB, 225x318, 75:106, 1543277879904.jpg)

watching clash of the titans, should be fun

c87d87  No.353271


True Detective was a major TV series, lad.

Season 2 had a lead woman. Season 3 a lead black male actor.

Season 1 had two Woody Harrelson and Macsomething.

2bc3f6  No.353272



a56220  No.353273

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Yeah I know, only the first one was good. At least the second season had some memes keek

28cf59  No.353274


that woman stabbing that piece of wood was annoying

28cf59  No.353275


implausible for a handsome alpha dad like that to have such a loser kid

a56220  No.353276

File: 1fbb48937428a53⋯.png (508.46 KB, 680x478, 340:239, ClipboardImage.png)

It was kind of weird how they moved away from any supernatural things at all, it's kind of what made the first one more intriguing than just a regular detective show

a56220  No.353277


The mum had most of the custody I think

58c258  No.353278


I want to see this lad smh but my video games go on until 8pm

c87d87  No.353279


Used to get a drive in from a Welsh lad, we larped as Rust Cohle and Harrelson's character. He wanted to be Cohle but I pointed out to him that Harrelson always drives and I can't drive.

6eaaf0  No.353280


wish i had the /tv/ copypastas of these smh

a56220  No.353281

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Cape kino introduction

516bb8  No.353282

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One of my favourite soundtracks tbh.

a56220  No.353283


Maybe we'll watch that another time.

c87d87  No.353284

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This was stupid tbh.

a56220  No.353285

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d1f959  No.353286

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Paul Bohill?

Yeah I know him by that name. Hell, I worked with him in small-claims. Back then we called him 'Paki Pulveriser' Bohill because he never came out of a property without a scalp, an ear, or covered with blood.

Most would call him insane, but that is why the High Court trained him. They saw potential. It wasn't until they learned his methods that they truly realised what a monster they created.

You see, most enforcement agents try to reason with the defendent. Not Paul. No, he used knives, clubs, pliers, you name it. After a few jobs I got a chance to talk to him one to one. He was wearing his blood stained hard hat, sunglasses, and stab vest, smoking a cigarette and drinking Old Speckled Hen. It was only 7AM, but you NEVER told Paul what he could and couldn't do.

I asked him why he used such violent tactics. He lowered his head and took a long slow draw from his hand rolled cig, pulled off his sunglasses and looked me right in the eyes, piercing my soul.

"I do it out of respect. Respect for the white race. These goat fucker scum bags don't deserve the mercy of a British council flat, but the slow torturous death at the hands of a British man!"

In a flash he pulled out his weathered, but razor sharp knife and stopped just short of sticking my gut.

"The look in their eyes when I slip this baby into their swollen, curry filled bellies is reason enough. To see the last lights flick off in their heads as they see a real High Court Enforcement Agent at work."

6eaaf0  No.353287

a56220  No.353288


Damn. I wish we saw this side of him on camera

6eaaf0  No.353289

the other night the lesbos were fully at it

never ever heard them like that before

i could hear their breathing and them slapping each others fannies

516bb8  No.353290


>forgot my account again

Ah. I hate this site.

75f007  No.