e7b377 No.352604
Migrant boats are now landing in northern England in a change of tactic by people smugglers
Migrants making the perilous journey over the seas into the UK are changing course to avoid capture, it has emerged
>unscrupulous smugglers are sending people in small boats on 200-mile journeys to land in more sparsely populated areas further up the coast
>there have been at least two incidents of men landing in Lincolnshire in the last two months in a noticeable change of tactic
>it is thought they are exploiting the fact that Border Force patrols are so heavily focused on patrolling the English Channel around Kent that they can slip in unnoticed
(12th January 2019)
https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/12/migrant-boats-now-changing-course-avoid-bolstered-border-force-patrols-8335358/
Meet the migrants waiting to make their Channel dash
>“tell your Sajid Javid that he will have blood on his hands. We are dying because of him,” one of them shouts across at me, as I visit the site
>Mohammed claims to have already tried to cross the Channel several times by dinghy, with his last attempt coming as recently as several weeks ago; it was an anti-climax, he recalls with a hollow laugh, after the motor on his boat broke down several hundred metres from the French coast and he was quickly picked up by the coastguard
>according to Mohammed and other Iranians in the camp, smugglers and their middlemen live part-time among the migrants and in city town’s hostels, acting with relative impunity; their malign influence over the settlement is clear, with many groups of migrants refusing to speak to me, claiming that if smugglers saw them they could face retribution
(12th January 2019)
https://www.theneweuropean.co.uk/top-stories/calais-migrants-channel-dash-1-5846313
Russia warns Britain over call for new post-Brexit bases
>Russia has issued a warning after the Defence Secretary suggested Britain could expand its military presence around the world
>the Kremlin said that it "reserves the right to adequate retaliatory actions" if it deems post-Brexit British army bases mooted by Gavin Williamson pose a threat to Russia or its allies
>Russian Foreign Ministry spokeswoman Maria Zakharova said suggestions that the UK might build new military facilities around the world, namely the Caribbean and the Far East, were "destabilising" and "provocative"
(12th January 2019)
https://www.forces.net/news/russia-warns-britain-over-call-new-post-brexit-bases
UK Royal Navy to deploy Type 23 frigate to Japan
>the UK Royal Navy will deploy Type 23 frigate HMS Montrose to Japan in early 2019, Prime Minister Theresa May announced during a joint press conference with Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe held on 10th January in London
>the warship will be dispatched to Northeast Asia to help enforce sanctions against Pyongyang "as part of our joint determination to a peaceful resolution to tension in the region and the complete denuclearisation of North Korea", said May
>the deployment announcement comes after UK naval vessels were dispatched to the region three times over the past 12 months
(11th January 2019)
https://www.janes.com/article/85656/uk-royal-navy-to-deploy-type-23-frigate-to-japan
a56220 No.352607
>you gave them a succulent Chinese meal
bit racist
58c258 No.352608
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good OP lad
>>352603
wonder if he's offed himself yet tbh
58c258 No.352611
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>that one time I went to a hawkwind concert and headbanged so hard my glasses flew off and somehow someone found them and gave them back to me and they weren't broken
4ee268 No.352613
>>352612
the author of this image must really love traps
58c258 No.352617
4ee268 No.352618
>>352615
finish at least one of your 69 ongoing manga series lad
>>352616
he only picked ones that were either high quality or amusing so it's safe to say they were a fan tbh
58c258 No.352619
>>352618
actually I have over 200 ongoing mangas and almost 100 animes in the backlog I just haven't bothered to add them yet
3e2090 No.352620
>the crossdressing club isn't an official club
ok that made me laugh tbh
a56220 No.352621
>>352620
>tfw no comfy CD club to go to in the afternoon when the sun is going down and painting everything golden just like in my animes
58c258 No.352622
waiting to play an RPG session with lads who are actually motivated and interested in that sort of thing tbh
e7b377 No.352623
Today we remember the Baptism of Christ, when God said: “This is my Son, the Beloved, with whom I am well pleased.” Those words are offered to you too. In baptism, we are called into lives of healing and hope for ourselves and others. May Jesus walk with you on that journey.
that means no faggotry or gayism
3e2090 No.352624
>>352622
>tfw i want to and would prefer to but I have multiple dnd sessions with irl people and i get burned out after all those
You're probably a far better DM.
538f9d No.352625
a56220 No.352626
>>352623
What's anglo-catholicism, lad?
e7b377 No.352627
>>352626
>anglo-catholicism
Anglo-Catholics are Papists who prefer attending Church of England services over Romanist services because we have nicer places of worship.
e7b377 No.352628
a56220 No.352629
>>352627
Are they papists though?
6eaaf0 No.352630
>>352629
no
anglo catholics are anglicans who want anglicanism to be more like catholicism but without the pope
fe6c81 No.352631
Fecking nigga, paki, mud, shitskin, mudslim feckers.
We no want them pon our green and pleasant.
Make them to disappear please…….
ANYONE?
a56220 No.352632
>>352630
Ah. What exactly is it that they want to be different then? I don't know the differences beyond that regular Catholics are papists
e7b377 No.352633
>>352629
>are they papists though
Some of them consider themselves to be subervient to the anti-Christ of Rome, some of them wrongly believe in transubstantiation or consubstantiation, some just prefer Romanist liturgy and are more akin to being high-church Anglicans rather than Anglo-Catholics.
a56220 No.352634
6eaaf0 No.352635
e7b377 No.352637
>>352631
>harassing a wog baby
He is doing Odin's work and saving mighty Evropa.
>>352635
>literal LARP
Don't you have an angry poo to do lad?
3e2090 No.352638
e7b377 No.352639
>>352636
What is that creature on the left?
58c258 No.352640
>>352624
one day lad smh
I want to do terraria multiplayer again too
a56220 No.352642
>>352639
An Anglo bird turned into a non-religious Muslim man
28cf59 No.352643
>>352640
did you play starbound?
58c258 No.352644
58c258 No.352645
>>352643
ashamedly I bought it in early access
it's pretty boring and shit and pozzed but could be fun to go through once with the lads
3e2090 No.352646
>>352640
Yeah, we'll play those games someday…
*gets job and more and more responsibilities as I get older that prevet me doing anything ever*
58c258 No.352647
>>352646
I still don't know what the purple anime is
28cf59 No.352648
>>352645
I thought it was good. A bit more variety of environs and critters and things to do.
c714c9 No.352649
>when the delivery driver gives you iois.
58c258 No.352650
>>352648
it has a wierd development cycle where it was best some time in the early middle and got shitter as time has gone on. these days it seems almost like a castlevania but shitter, with the progressive storyline stuff being the focus and the procedural stuff so completely sidelined that there aren't even randomly generated monsters any more, which was one of their big selling points early on iirc
fe6c81 No.352653
>>352636
Wait now…. what?
He`s a….. she`s a….. heh? They done what now?
Hans….. when you are ready…..
a56220 No.352655
so comfy being home alone. no walking upstairs
no noises, no talking
58c258 No.352657
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>>352655
*stomps loudly down the stairs
d1f959 No.352658
Let's turn up at 22st's house just as he says he's getting comfy, ring the doorbell and run off. That will show the foreigner.
a56220 No.352659
>>352656
I'll just pretend I am not home
>tfw you get too curious and look through the curtains just as they look at the window and you get caught
smh
>>352657
my room is right under the living room which is the most active room. Sometimes they stomp on it to tell me din dins is ready. When my brother had this room I did it and it made his lamp fall from the ceiling keek.
d1f959 No.352661
>>352659
>complains about the noise
>literally made a lamp fall from the ceiling because he was making noise
d1f959 No.352662
58c258 No.352663
a56220 No.352664
>>352660
Top fucking keek
>>352658
>threw snowballs at neighbour's house
>he opens and tells us, or whoever is doing it(he can't see us) to stop
>keep doing it
>he must have seen us from the window
>comes out
>enters our property and walks around the house
you have no idea how scary this was as a kid. Our property is supposed to be our safe place smh
>>352661
>>352662
It's okay when I do it ree
Gonna read a book upstairs tbh
28cf59 No.352665
>>352655
just buy your own home then it can be like that 24/7
d1f959 No.352666
>>352664
>enters our property and walks around the house
KEEEEEEEEEEK
You're a demon. As confirmed by 666.
d1f959 No.352667
>>352665
He wouldn't be able to last without his mummy tbh. He'd perish. Quickly.
6eaaf0 No.352668
>>352665
>just buy your own home
58c258 No.352669
hmmmst
cheese and gherkin sandwiches I think
I will have a soup tin for dinner
d1f959 No.352671
>>352669
Bloody love gherkins, me.
58c258 No.352672
apparently dad doesn't care about spending money to keep me in this house since his girlfriend's is too small to store his autistically hoarded stacks of IT equipment, pulp scifi, cassettes and vinyls
I still want to move though smh it's so boring
>>352671
look, caw, I turned myself into a pickle
I'm PICKLE WEEESS
58c258 No.352675
>>352673
We must stop shitposting! Cried Toad as he shitposted again
6eaaf0 No.352676
used to call gherkins crocodile willies
58c258 No.352677
9d2e66 No.352678
>tfw you try and view yourself as others view you
>tfw you hate that person
I hate him
d1f959 No.352679
>>352672
Bloody love pickles, me.
d1f959 No.352680
>>352676
Best you loved munching on them.
d1f959 No.352681
58c258 No.352682
>>352679
they're the same thing aren't they
"pickle" is just the yank name for gherkin I'm pretty sure
a1ef9a No.352683
>>352664
>standing outside our house
>see a hamplanet heading in our direction and pick up snowballs to throw at him
>he orders us not to throw them at him with a grumpy look on his face
>as he walks past we pelt his back
>he turns around bright red and looks at our dad expecting him to reprimand us
>dad shrugs and the hamplanet walks away
6eaaf0 No.352684
>>352680
no, i hate them
projection much tbh
d1f959 No.352685
>>352684
Why did you call them crocodile willies? You must have examined crocodile willies or willies in general quite extensively to come to such a conclusion.
6eaaf0 No.352686
>>352685
its a joke, dont you think?
58c258 No.352688
4 gherkonies in this sammich
got 2 left for later
then pate and cucumber for the next few days
then pickled beetroot after that
58c258 No.352689
#StopGherkony2012
#BringBackOurPickles
58c258 No.352691
>>352690
will be making choona salad with mayo and the beetroot and salad and stuff I think
c714c9 No.352692
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Anyone think the man in this isn't a native Anglo?
From reading his messages, his English is slightly off.
01c98a No.352693
>>352690
*Notices it's a candian pic and is disgusted.*
58c258 No.352695
>big chunk of cheese falls out of the sandwich and into my dressing gown that smells funny and I couldn't dry properly last time I washed it
d1f959 No.352696
>went to France with school
>made mayonnaise and the French chef came around to taste each group's creation
>commented and criticised each group
>came to ours
>took one look
>said "yuck" and walked away
>didn't even taste the mayonnaise
French bastard.
e7b377 No.352699
>>352696
>took one look
Not very nice to call you yucky lad.
58c258 No.352701
>cheese savories packet that dad left in his room for like 6 months without opening
>he put it in the biscuit tin after I cleaned it out
I guess this means it is mine now
58c258 No.352702
they don't even really taste of cheese tbh
just cardboardy
6eaaf0 No.352703
>>352696
french people are stuck up pricks
disgusting degenerates
ea5d63 No.352705
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f6e89f No.352708
58c258 No.352709
>>352706
you gettin big, bwoi?
f6e89f No.352710
A suckling pig and a packet of wotsits for lunch lads
58c258 No.352711
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>>352710
that'll do pig
that'll do
6eaaf0 No.352712
>>352709
No
I'm still skinny around 9 and a half stone
When I get my tarp I shall take a load of good food with me and weights and bulk up and get in the habit of lifting so I can gain weight
58c258 No.352715
>>352713
there's a good /tg/ horror session to llisten to the sounds of the planets to, I will try and find it
6eaaf0 No.352717
>>352716
dont make me filter you lad
make GOOD shitposts
4ee268 No.352725
had a nice chilly walk with onii-chan
he was telling me about his love of jojo smh
I didn't know there was a pedophile orangutan smh, definitely not watching it now
3e2090 No.352728
>>352725
You should read SNK instead.
6eaaf0 No.352729
>friday 18th til i get it
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGH
d1f959 No.352730
>thinking a 'pedo' orangutan is the bad guy when you have a pet tranny
d1f959 No.352731
6eaaf0 No.352732
>>352731
my cool brown tarpaulin
d1f959 No.352735
>>352732
What are you using that for?
>>352733
The abomination that is mutilating himself this year by cutting his penis off because he thinks that will make him a woman.
01c98a No.352736
*Combs hair and puts on leather jacket.*
d1f959 No.352738
>>352736
Are you 22st in disguise or do you also make these Pepes?
d1f959 No.352739
>>352737
*pulls your weave*
6eaaf0 No.352741
>>352735
>What are you using that for?
what do you think?
d1f959 No.352742
>>352741
Coating yourself in butter and wrestling a midge?
01c98a No.352743
>>352735
>The abomination that is mutilating himself this year by cutting his penis off because he thinks that will make him a woman.
d1f959 No.352745
>>352744
*tugs on your earring*
6eaaf0 No.352746
d1f959 No.352747
>>352746
What are you using the tarp for?
01c98a No.352748
>>352745
Uncalled for tbh.
3e2090 No.352749
>>352730
>>352735
the one you were friends with for months lol??
d1f959 No.352750
>>352748
It's okay. You like JoJo. I could never truly fight you.
d1f959 No.352751
>>352749
Not anymore and I saw sense.
58c258 No.352752
>when westie is more passive aggressive and feminine that the autist
pottery
DON'T lop it off lad
01c98a No.352754
>>352750
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
01c98a No.352756
>>352750
ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ
*Attacks you while your guard is down.*
4ee268 No.352757
stop seething already, it's highly autistic
6eaaf0 No.352758
d1f959 No.352759
>>352756
DO NOT MAKE ME DO IT
01c98a No.352760
>>352749
This is getting juicy.
d1f959 No.352761
>>352758
What are you sheltering from? Pakis?
6eaaf0 No.352762
>>352761
wind and rain you mong
e7b377 No.352763
FOOTBALL
Everton v Bournemouth
Pretty boring so far tbh, 0-0
but
SPURS VS UNITED
16:30
6eaaf0 No.352764
honestly cannot understand how anyone with a braincell can watch football
58c258 No.352765
>everything is seething or rent free
keek
d1f959 No.352768
>>352762
Why you sheltering from wind and rain? Don't you have a house?
e7b377 No.352771
>needing shelter from wind and rain
>not just using an umbrella and wearing a coat
brainlet tbh
6eaaf0 No.352772
>>352768
Ever consider that I might not want to?
6eaaf0 No.352773
>>352771
yes i'm sure an umbrella will protect you from 70mph winds and heavy rain when youre sleeping outside in the wild
d1f959 No.352775
>>352772
Yes, but what will happen when people walk past you? They'll be like "ahh look at that TARP man, can't believe he chose brown."
6eaaf0 No.352777
>>352775
why would I set up a camp where people walk by?
And yes, at this time of year brown is the best colour to use to be hidden
01c98a No.352778
>>352775
Brown is a good camo colour lass, they won't find him.
a56220 No.352779
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I'M PUTTING TOGETHER A TEAM
d1f959 No.352780
>>352776
What do you think of the theory that Jotaro is an autist?
>>352777
You should have gone for a cool camo pattern tbh, like blue or pink to bring back that early 00s style.
>>352778
>they won't find him
We'll know what he looks like though. We can find him.
e7b377 No.352781
>>352773
>70mph winds and heavy rain when youre sleeping outside in the wild
Why not sleep indoors if the weather is that ferocious?
>>352778
>brown is a good camo colour
Grey is best.
6eaaf0 No.352782
>>352780
you dont know what i look like
d1f959 No.352783
6eaaf0 No.352784
>>352781
can you not fathom the idea that someone might want to go camping regardless of the weather? what is it with you people
dumbass
6eaaf0 No.352785
>>352783
but you wont find it cos its hidden
d1f959 No.352786
>>352785
I'll know to look for brown tarp.
6eaaf0 No.352787
>>352786
but you'll be unable to see it
9d2e66 No.352788
I think it needs a little tidying up but overall I think it looks nice. What do you guys think?
01c98a No.352789
>>352780
>What do you think of the theory that Jotaro is an autist?
Possible lass, or he could just be stoic, or both.
I might be autistic tbh.
>We'll know what he looks like though. We can find him.
THE HUNT IS ON
6eaaf0 No.352790
*shoots you with my bow if you get too close*
6eaaf0 No.352793
>>352791
at least he's doing it, tbh
a56220 No.352794
>>352792
Careful lad she's only getting into the gay priest
9d2e66 No.352795
I couldn't get into JoJo, I had no clue what was going on when I watched this one episode. Then again this was around 100 episodes in. It looked pretty though
d1f959 No.352796
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>>352789
I identify as both Josuke and Jotaro in this scene.
01c98a No.352800
>>352796
Good lass. Now say something cool.
d1f959 No.352801
>>352799
I thought this was you tbh. You said so yourself. Now I feel cheated.
>>352800
DON'T CROSS ME
d1f959 No.352802
"Don't cross me" is actually something cool to say.
01c98a No.352803
>>352799
Yet you still got btfo by me boy Joseph.
a56220 No.352804
>>352801
They are from different universes
c99415 No.352805
Don't cross me in the kitchen
d1f959 No.352806
>>352804
I don't believe you.
58c258 No.352808
>>352804
>that shirt
wait a minute
a56220 No.352809
>>352808
>wessex has never seen a striped shirt before
58c258 No.352810
>>352809
they haven't been in style for like 60 years lad
c714c9 No.352812
Tried flirting with a lass, no reply, ==ree==
01c98a No.352813
>>352801
>DON'T CROSS ME
Good enough…
c99415 No.352814
>>352810
Steal his style! at Old Navy.
6eaaf0 No.352815
>>352812
practice on me, lad
e7b377 No.352817
>>352810
>haven't been in style for like 60 years lad
t. not a fancy posho
58c258 No.352818
tfw randomly started humming the halo theme and actually vocalizing out loud in the kitchen
c714c9 No.352820
>>352815
I didn't have any sweets today, i wish I had.
>Then you say, oh you should have some.
I say, ah, you're sweeter. laughing emoji
58c258 No.352821
>>352817
no
no I'm not a fancy posho
isn't it still pastel coloured polo shirts anyway? no stripes
6eaaf0 No.352822
>>352820
>I'd rather have you, you're sweeter
e7b377 No.352824
>>352821
>pastel colours
Keeek no. Solid colours or block horizontal stripes with a small designer logo.
6eaaf0 No.352826
all fucking poshos must fucking hang
d1f959 No.352827
>>352822
>>352820
Please don't say this.
6eaaf0 No.352828
>>352827
always do the opposite of what a woman says
c99415 No.352829
>>352820
>>352822
Please say this.
d1f959 No.352830
c714c9 No.352831
>>352827
>>352825
>>352822
Her reply was actually asking if she was bad for people with diabetes.
I replied, laughing emoji, can't tell, coz diabetes is lifelong and also affects the heart.
58c258 No.352832
>>352824
I own one (1) polo shirt and it's a red one with a teddy bear pikeman on the breast and an advertisement for the reenactment group I was with on the back
6eaaf0 No.352833
>>352831
a lass i liked had diabetes
shame
3e2090 No.352834
Love these type of shirts
01c98a No.352835
>>352831
>The mad lad actually said it.
c99415 No.352836
>>352833
You like every lass
d1f959 No.352837
>>352831
Okay, say something like this:
"Also if your diabetes gets bad you might have to have limbs amputated and you'd need someone to care for you. Would you like me to be your carer? Just think of what we could do together. We could go to the front of lines at theme parks, park close to the supermarket door… This is a life we should lead together."
c714c9 No.352838
>>352833
>>352835
What's wrong with that. I think that's a decent reply.
>>352837
Ah that's clever and funny lad. But she's just saying that she's potentially bad for people with diabates because I implied she's sweet.
d1f959 No.352840
>>352838
Does she have diabetes or do you have diabetes?
>>352839
Told you I'm cool.
e7b377 No.352841
>>352827
What you recommend lad? How does one talk to lasses?
>>352830
FOOTBALL
>>352834
Neckline is a bit too feminine tbh
6eaaf0 No.352842
>>352836
No, I am surprisingly picky.
>>352838
keek
c714c9 No.352843
>>352840
No one has diabetes, its hypothetical. She's sweet. I could pretend to have diabetes I guess, depending if she replies or not.
d1f959 No.352844
>>352843
Okay so…
"So you're bad for people with diabetes… I don't have it. That must mean you're good for me."
>>352841
Just talk to them I guess. But my boyfriend is very similar sense of humour wise to myself. Don't try anything typically 'romantic' you would see in a film I guess. I'd hate that, but some girls might.
e7b377 No.352846
>>352838
>she's just saying that she's potentially bad for people with diabates because I implied she's sweet
She is saying she is bad for you because she either:
>1) does not like you
>2) is fishing for attention and compliments
>3) both 1 and 2
3e2090 No.352847
>>352841
>Neckline is a bit too feminine tbh
True, but lasses like seeing your neckbones
c99415 No.352848
>>352837
>>352838
>Also if your diabetes gets bad you might have to have limbs amputated and you'd need someone to care for you. Would you like me to be your carer?
>Ah that's clever and funny lad.
Please don't say that.
6eaaf0 No.352849
Ask her if she's dead
>Why?
Cos I'm here to take you to heaven
c714c9 No.352850
>>352848
>>352846
>>352844
If She doesn't reply or she offers some shit reply, I'll ask her something hard.
I pretty much said she's sweet, just to get a reaction.
6eaaf0 No.352851
ask her if you can fuck her fanny
e7b377 No.352852
>>352851
>ask her if you can f*ck her fanny
Bet you are rolling in the p*ssy lad.
c99415 No.352853
>>352850
It's obvious you have to stalk her for a few months to get the feel for what she likes and dislikes.
6eaaf0 No.352856
i have an alpha male aura but unironically
thats why i stay inside
i'm too powerful
c714c9 No.352857
>>352853
Pretty much. It's easier with facebook scanner now, it's just we have to carry on this charade of getting to know each other, i.e. I have to trick her into revealing things.
6eaaf0 No.352858
remember lads
there's always a taig woman waiting for you to let you inside her
c99415 No.352859
>>352857
Lol, fucking creep.
72a159 No.352860
a56220 No.352861
This is what you are missing, Wess, an amazing braphog
72a159 No.352862
58c258 No.352863
>>352861
the one on the right would be ok
would exercise with her
3e2090 No.352864
>>352853
Nothing wrong with a bit of harmless stalking
e7b377 No.352865
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Get married tbh
Whoso findeth a wife findeth a good thing, and obtaineth favour of the LORD. (Proverbs 18:22)
But I speak this by permission, and not of commandment. For I would that all men were even as I myself. But every man hath his proper gift of God, one after this manner, and another after that. (1 Corinthians 7:6-7)
a56220 No.352866
>>352863
Careful what you wish for
6eaaf0 No.352868
>>352865
its easy to say get married
but is difficult to do
58c258 No.352869
c714c9 No.352870
>>352859
I adjusted my answer to try and agree with you. Although I have looked at her fb but only once, coz it's depressing looking at fb.
516bb8 No.352871
Had a dream I accidentally posted with my real name, and you were all like "lol. Gay name"
72a159 No.352872
d1f959 No.352873
>>352869
Nah you've done it now.
6eaaf0 No.352874
>>352872
ironic really that these church types go on about finding a traditional woman yet they conveniently never meet any at church
516bb8 No.352876
>>352874
Do women younger than 60 attend church?
516bb8 No.352877
>>352867
How does that guy's art not improve from childhood?
Oh right. White people…
6eaaf0 No.352878
>>352876
yes
they are usually underage though
or older mummy lasses
e7b377 No.352879
>>352872
>are you married?
Not yet.
>>352876
>do women younger than 60 attend church?
There aren't any good lasses at my actual church but there are at the worship experiences/Evangelical services.
58c258 No.352880
>>352873
hate short hair tbh
e7b377 No.352881
58c258 No.352882
>another kangs and generals video
>they are still using the red marxist fist to indicate uprisings
for fucks sake stupid nigger subversives I will just unsubscribe if they keep this up smdh
e7b377 No.352888
>>352886
>indepth analysis of Star Wars
Keeek, who cares? It's just a silly children's movie set in space.
58c258 No.352889
>>352888
[autistic neethog screeching]
f6e89f No.352890
>>352888
Same w\y people care about a bunch of niggers kicking a ball into a net
e7b377 No.352891
>>352889
>screeching
Why get invested insomething you didn't create but, instead, merely consumed? There isn't even anything profound about it.
>>352890
Football is real though lad.
062fe5 No.352893
*has wholesome fun and isn't sexualized*
e7b377 No.352896
I wonder what ket does to a child.
75f007 No.352897
>almost ruined my no fap streak to the webm of a girls feet that dorshit keeps posting
Couldn't stay hard tho or even get full mast, think I have ED tbh really worried it's been 2 weeks and I'm still not able to stay fully hard at all even while watching more degenerate shit, probably won't be able to stay hard next time I'm with a lass, just like it was the first time, she was so unimpressed
f6e89f No.352898
>>352897
You push through lad
01c98a No.352899
>>352897
>Having a foot fetish.
>Having erectile dysfunction.
Kek.
e7b377 No.352900
01c98a No.352902
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28cf59 No.352907
anyone want to watch Prometheus?
75f007 No.352910
>>352898
>>352899
>>352900
>tfw unironically never gonna make it
It's a nice 7 incher aswell, I blame the jews for all of this tbh
28cf59 No.352911
>>352909
somone needs to set up it tonight
01c98a No.352913
e7b377 No.352914
>>352907
Big second half to go yet lad.
75f007 No.352915
>>352912
Did (((they))) get you aswell
3d2c4b No.352918
75f007 No.352919
>woes does an hour and a half long live stream talking about his equipment
6eaaf0 No.352921
>nearly all of the british isles is owned by a norse pagan
literally FUCKED lads
england had a revolt but they are a heresy so I holy war'd them, but it wont be long before they are gobbled by ireland
at least the anglos are getting fucked
58c258 No.352922
>>352907
let's watch the crime cops thing
75f007 No.352923
>>352918
There are lots logistical issues with that tbh Id rather just get muh dick working, gonna have to meet some random slag online to fuck to check if I really do have ED, it was fine in 2017 as well, nice n thick now it even looks smaller
3d2c4b No.352924
>>352923
lad it's off-prescription you can buy it in Boots now
28cf59 No.352925
d70733 No.352926
>>352596
>>352599
I was talking to mummy about that, how even though I hate that guy, it's bullshit that the woman gets half his wealth when she had nothing to do with making any of it. I could see her getting enough to live off of so she's not homeless but 'half, no matter what' is a crock of bullshit 'cause the woman rarely makes half of the money or more. and then she's like "nah I don't think it's bullshit" and I'm like "'cause you're a woman you stupid fucking cunt" and she's like "blah blah housework" whatever as if this billionaire's wife actually did any housework instead of a fucking butler and as if housework is worth billions of dollars
>>352637
>harassing a wog baby
>implying that's a bad thing
>>352682
"pickle" here can technically refer to anything that's pickled but 99% of the time it refers to pickled cucumbers
>>352876
no. 99% of young people aren't christian
>>352921
hurry up and conquer Dorset
6eaaf0 No.352927
>>352926
>hurry up and conquer Dorset
are you blind
d70733 No.352929
>>352927
ohh apparently. I thought you were playing the taigs
28cf59 No.352930
>>352928
we need a website that can play it…. forgot what the usual one is.
d70733 No.352931
weew she didn't cook these fucking onions at all. got mega onion breath now, that was some intense scambled eggs
01c98a No.352932
28cf59 No.352933
>>352932
you need a website that can broadcast from within rabbit
01c98a No.352938
>>352935
Calm yourself lad.
a56220 No.352939
01c98a No.352941
>>352939
THOTLINGS PATROLLED
062fe5 No.352942
e7b377 No.352945
>>352943
You waging tomorrow lad?
>>352944
>female ruler
oh no oh no
d1f959 No.352946
>>352945
Yes and I get to have staring contests with my boyfriend again which is the only good part of the day.
6eaaf0 No.352948
>>352945
>being a misogynist
oh no
75f007 No.352949
Why do I get the distinct feeling that some of you aren't even right wing tbh, all non fashies gtfo
7d488c No.352950
>>352944
THE TAIG COMMUNITY?
6eaaf0 No.352951
a56220 No.352952
>>352949
Fuck drumpf and fuck white people
6eaaf0 No.352953
>>352949
here long before you ;]
a56220 No.352954
>>352942
not going to watch all that, lad, when does he get to the juicy stuff?
75f007 No.352956
>watching channel 4 news
>black and in the countryside how these men made outdoor walking a statement about identity and history
NOWHERE IS SAFE FROM THESE FUCKING NIGGERS
6eaaf0 No.352958
these posts are obviously fake
only a moron would watch TV to purposefully get angry
75f007 No.352959
>>352958
I like the background noise you mong
6eaaf0 No.352960
>>352959
are you autistic?
a56220 No.352961
Anyone want to watch Suspiria(2018)? Supernatural horror film, apparently disturbing.
6eaaf0 No.352962
a56220 No.352963
>>352962
*tucks you in and kisses you goodnight*
58c258 No.352964
I'm in m&b until 8pm but could do something after
a56220 No.352965
>>352964
won't make it then earlier tomorrow maybe
01c98a No.352966
28cf59 No.352967
>>352961
sounds interesting
Watched A Field In England last night and it was crap
f6e89f No.352968
>>352961
Interesting, what's it about?
a56220 No.352969
>>352967
It really was. Such a disappointment
>>352968
>A darkness swirls at the center of a world-renowned dance company, one that will engulf the artistic director, an ambitious young dancer, and a grieving psychotherapist. Some will succumb to the nightmare. Others will finally wake up.
Sounds wage but I've seen some cool imagery from it and don't want to spoil myself more
a56220 No.352970
>they will never tip toe in their ballet shoes on your balls
75f007 No.352973
How the fuck do people even get a job, I looked on a load of sites and all the jobs need like 5 years experience and a degree none of which I have but I keep being told by Tory boys that unemployment is low and there are loads of jobs for the average lad to do, well where the fuck are they then.
28cf59 No.352974
>>352973
learn HTML/css, git, sql, node.js and some client side javascript frameworks
c714c9 No.352975
>>352974
Any alternatives?
75f007 No.352976
>>352974
Why do people always give this advice as if it's useful
>Just spend 2 years learning different programming languages bro
Asians do all those jobs now anyway
c714c9 No.352977
>>352976
There's definitely online work out there that neet lads could do. I know that there are a lot of Filipino virtual assistants doing mostly English based work online so I'm sure a neet lad could do that as well.
a56220 No.352978
invent a time machine that puts me back in my old body so I can binge watch anime all day again while lying in bed, please
a56220 No.352979
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>tfw didn't even know what filler was back then so enjoyed even that
28cf59 No.352980
>>352975
C#, and ASP.NET, SQL
or
Linux, docker, python
>>352976
wrong companies are really struggling to hire such people
c714c9 No.352981
In fact I'd love to have my own neet virtual assistant.
d1f959 No.352982
I love the sound of crunching.
062fe5 No.352983
>>352954
It was just that bit tbh.Alluding to what he revealed in anothervid. Took me ages to find again, just for (You).
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d5-fJaZUfhc&t=3m15s
Based civic painter.
d70733 No.352985
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>352982
found just the video for you, I'm sure you'll enjoy this very much
a56220 No.352986
>>352983
fuck's sake ree even civic fencer is less civic
>>352984
God that feels awful
d1f959 No.352987
>>352985
What an alien looking black woman.
Also, I don't like the sound of eating. It messes with my sensory issues.
062fe5 No.352991
>>352986
Fug I got the wrong time in the other vid tbh. It was a bit later, but the same thing about his wife.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B4ziC_3icKw&t=69m13s
>she's British
Keek.
a56220 No.352992
d70733 No.352994
>>352987
imagine what it must be like to be that thing, crawling out of bed in the morning and putting lipstick/eyeshadow on your monkey/troll face trying to look like a human woman
516bb8 No.352996
>>352949
Never said I was right wing, tbh.
58c258 No.353005
d70733 No.353006
>>353001
reminds me of this chick I met way back when, she must have been an infowars watcher because she was immediately going on about how "when guys in uniforms that say FEMA on them tell you to go to the camps, DON'T GO!" and stuff. she was pretty thicc, I should've went along with it instead of brushing her off as a loon but the thought didn't even cross my mind at the time
58c258 No.353008
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
this man has reached neckbeard levels previously not thought possible
a56220 No.353009
>>353008
BIG ANIME TITTIES
d70733 No.353010
a56220 No.353011
>>353010
she has a natural beauty, idno how else to describe it. She really struck me when I watched it and I was immediately sad knowing she is today 34 years older
75f007 No.353012
>>353010
What are you a Chad or something, even psl she's a 6
3ddf19 No.353013
>>353011
did anyone sort out a movie for tonight?
75f007 No.353014
Sick of boomers in their 60s and 70s hogging jobs tbh
75f007 No.353015
Should I have a wank, haven't had one in 2019 yet
a56220 No.353016
>>353013
Suspiria(2018) but don't have time today so we'll watch it timorrow instead. I am going to work in 1 hour 30 minutes
a56220 No.353017
e7b377 No.353018
>>352984
/newbrit/ ASMR when?
a56220 No.353020
3ddf19 No.353021
>>353016
> I am going to work in 1 hour 30 minutes
good luck fren, work hard enough not to get fired
a56220 No.353022
>>353021
thanks, lad
gonna take my time, newspaper delivery is a shorter day than what I used to so I am in no big rush to get home tbh
75f007 No.353023
a56220 No.353024
58c258 No.353025
peanut butter and honey on toast
>ASMR In The Car with Farting Martin
keeeeek
3e2090 No.353026
>>353020
your accent is great man
a56220 No.353027
>>353026
thanks, dude. that was the end of my route so I was tired tbh
>thought it'd be a comfy drive today but again it snows just before it is time meaning the chances of getting struck are there
c714c9 No.353030
>>353027
>struck
Hope that's a typo.
01c98a No.353031
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
a56220 No.353032
a56220 No.353033
>mummy letting me borrow the family car with a four wheel drive and better tyres for tonight
516bb8 No.353034
>>353029
Who is this mystery dude?
e7b377 No.353035
>>353020
That was very comfy thank you lad. :-)
58c258 No.353038
>>353037
oh shit it's hitler!
NIGGERS
516bb8 No.353041
>>353040
I'll never forget him.
a56220 No.353043
>when you look at the clock and realise it is time
later lads
58c258 No.353044
>>353043
stay safe out there, traveller
01c98a No.353046
d70733 No.353048
>>353047
why do they take such photographs? is it a mosad operation?
516bb8 No.353049
>>353047
>that pencil gap between the boobs
gross
d70733 No.353050
>>353049
nah it's nice, that's a nice rack
but I object to the jew star
a56220 No.353051
SUSPIRIA TOMORROW AT 19:00
<Fantasy, Horror, Mystery
>A darkness swirls at the center of a world-renowned dance company, one that will engulf the artistic director, an ambitious young dancer, and a grieving psychotherapist. Some will succumb to the nightmare. Others will finally wake up.
a56220 No.353052
516bb8 No.353053
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>353051
The original Italian version is one the most atmospheric and unsettling horror films I've ever seen. Banging soundtrack too.
58c258 No.353056
morning lads
>>353051
not really interested in this either tbh
besides muh video games are 7 to 8pm every day except thursday now
28cf59 No.353057
28cf59 No.353058
>>353008
tbh feel somewhat envious because I never get that enthusiastic about anything irl
4ee268 No.353060
Data: White American Births Below Replacement Level in Every State
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/01/13/states-birth-rate-2017/
WHY DIDN'T DRUMPF FIX THIS
58c258 No.353061
>vilage agent lass comes by while I'm still in my dressing gowns
>>353060
reminder that they count spics as white americans so it's actually even worse than it appears
c714c9 No.353067
Lads can we play ask a newbrit pal for replies to messages from foids?
6eaaf0 No.353068
6eaaf0 No.353070
c714c9 No.353071
>tfw rich neet, tfw looking for misplaced cheques to cash.
6eaaf0 No.353072
c714c9 No.353073
>>353072
They're only £25 ones. still?
6eaaf0 No.353074
6eaaf0 No.353075
945da6 No.353078
>>353076
thanks for posting, missed yesterdays one
6eaaf0 No.353079
>>353076
why do people watch this fat porridgewog anymore
c714c9 No.353080
>>353079
Radio, he sounds like the radio.
a56220 No.353081
58c258 No.353082
My hands, they were only made for blessing!
28cf59 No.353085
c714c9 No.353086
>>353085
Any lads had their bums groped?
I had my bum groped by a lass once, I kinda liked it. Idk why girls don't like it.
6eaaf0 No.353087
>>353086
yeah
was weird tbh
28cf59 No.353088
>>353086
women are more selective than men
6eaaf0 No.353089
*slaps a girls bum but they just call me cheeky*
f6e89f No.353090
>>353086
Yeah lad, number of times.
> Idk why girls don't like it.
Depends on who's doing it I guess, also it probably happens to them alot more so it gets old
6eaaf0 No.353092
>>353091
his jawline is just fat
28cf59 No.353094
>>353092
why did he think that T shirt was a good idea?
a56220 No.353095
>>353091
I wish I had a small MW living under my table so I could throw him some scraps every now and then
58c258 No.353096
>>353095
>Boomlenial Wews constantly vlogging at you and being incredibly depressing or irritating
no thanks
6eaaf0 No.353097
>>353094
why did he think being a racist bigot was a good idea?
6eaaf0 No.353098
should order some vitamin d/k tbh
a56220 No.353099
>>353096
that's when you just give him a lil kick and then you feel bad so you buy him some coke
6eaaf0 No.353100
>all of these health sites that sell sex toys
a56220 No.353101
NOO NEO DON'T PUT YOUR FAT ARSE IN MY FACE NOOOOO
c714c9 No.353102
>>353099
I think he'd be quite talkative.
a56220 No.353103
>>353102
then you just get a shock collar
6eaaf0 No.353104
>whenever my mum explains anything to me she is so fucking awkward
why? think she genuinely has some fucking autism or something i hate her
c714c9 No.353106
>>353104
Do you hate her or her DNA lad?
a56220 No.353107
>>353104
Explain what exactly she did, lad
6eaaf0 No.353108
>>353106
both
>>353107
tries to explain that friends dog has to be put down cos of cancer
she just puts on a voice and repeats the same thing, sometimes stops in the middle of a sentence and starts a new one, speaks really quietly sometimes while other times she basically shouts
a56220 No.353109
>>353108
she's acting how she think she is supposed to act in cases maybe.
6eaaf0 No.353110
>>353109
i think she is deliberately awkward and annoying
she just doesnt think before she speaks
c714c9 No.353111
>>353110
My dad does that, I think the only solution is for someone to leave.
6eaaf0 No.353112
>>353111
i just dont understand it, tbh
genuine NPCs
a56220 No.353113
>>353110
kek, I guess mummy does that too. I am passive aggressive and will let people know when I am done talking to them, but she just keeps asking questions smh. I put my headphones on and gave short uninterested answers take the hint smh
6eaaf0 No.353115
>>353113
sometimes i dont even acknowledge her but she still keeps asking the same stupid questions
a56220 No.353117
Here they are together, I love them both
>>353115
yeah smh. She just wants to have some interaction with me I guess
c714c9 No.353118
Looking through noise cancellling headphones.
6eaaf0 No.353119
just want a fucking wool blanket i can afford that is made in this country
fucksake why is it so hard to find things online even wh
6eaaf0 No.353120
>>353119
even when you specifically search for it*
516bb8 No.353122
>>353095
>Fhock orf. Threwing that checken at me. I'm working very hard't…
>Could I have a coke, please?
>Ha! Like that time in Dorctor Who. What? No. I don't like it. Would you like to watch some?
a56220 No.353123
>>353122
>tfw you teach him to sieg heil and put it on social media and you go to prison while he is euthanised
28cf59 No.353125
>>353119
got myself a Stewart tartan one a few years back. Feels comfy on the sofa.
6eaaf0 No.353126
>>353125
i feel weird about getting a tartan that doesnt have my surname
but i guess its the only real option tbh
a56220 No.353127
And this is why we must die
c714c9 No.353128
>>353127
They're just larpers I think.
Any advice for buying shirts?
a56220 No.353130
>>353129
Lad?
>>353128
what shirts?
c99415 No.353131
>>353130
It's a book on the savagery niggers get up to.
c714c9 No.353132
>>353130
Casual Shirts, I want to be fashionable.
28cf59 No.353133
>>353127
it's going to be horrible when we're a minority ruled over by these people
4ee268 No.353134
Just had a bread-free lunch by putting some cucumber, mixed salad, bit of bacon and a fried egg in a bowl together. I think I prefer bowls to plates, plates encourage bread smh.
a56220 No.353135
>>353131
Nice flag
>>353132
I really don't know
>>353134
eggs and bacon always makes me feel awful in the morning
6eaaf0 No.353136
>>353132
different shirts for different weather, cotton is so common now its really annoying
maybe tailored shirt if you have problems like me trying to get shirts
or go to a charity shop
c714c9 No.353137
>>353136
If the weather is humid, what should I go for?
Also is it normal to be drawn to burgundy?
a56220 No.353138
*just puts on something I found in the closet*
Me on the right
6eaaf0 No.353139
>>353137
probably thin cotton
burgundy is a nice colour, i have a corduroy burgundy shirt, super warm and cozy
>small size is too tight on my chest
>medium size the arms are too long
smh
>>353138
me in the back on the left
a56220 No.353140
Do classes in England suggest what you should wear? Would you be frowned upon for dressing too well for your class?
6eaaf0 No.353142
>>353140
we wear school uniform
a56220 No.353143
>>353142
You're not in school though. Are you in a NEET uniform now?
6eaaf0 No.353144
>>353143
oh i thought you meant SCHOOL class
but not particularly, no
unless you go to one extreme
it would entirely depend on the occasion as well
a56220 No.353145
SUPERNATURAL HORROR, SUSPIRIA, TONIGHT AT 19:00
6eaaf0 No.353146
>>353145
bit too past bedtime for me
da5be1 No.353147
da5be1 No.353150
>>353149
It's even less representitive of the type of person who buys M&S clothes because he's also under 50
6eaaf0 No.353151
>>353149
its about what you want, tbh
fucking wogs
a56220 No.353152
>>353149
Do you get him if you buy the shirt?
c99415 No.353153
c714c9 No.353154
>>353150
What's the younger demographic's online shirts site?
6eaaf0 No.353155
>>353153
no, the thing in that picture is
deff2f No.353159
>>352604
shoot the boats.
treat it as an act of invasion/war
there must still be some piracy laws around that say you can sink them.
if the government wasn't a juden-run corrupt piece of filthy globalist soros poison, then they would be offering bounties for members of the public who sink invading vessels.
i'd like to see every last shitskin freezing in the north sea.
58c258 No.353160
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
reading my backlog of Morgoth's Review articles and getting good and angry tbh
deff2f No.353161
>>352653
Actung!! I help you Tommy! ratatatatata-FOOM
6eaaf0 No.353163
might get a bowie knife tbh
hmm
3e2090 No.353165
>>353164
that dont look natural
f6e89f No.353166
>>353160
He really knows how to get the rage burning tbh
a56220 No.353167
>>353165
i think it is a statue. Bit weird with the tits on the leg, same with the arses keek
6eaaf0 No.353168
>tell mummy about getting a knife
>she didnt completely sperg out
phew
i hope she doesnt gossip about it tho smh
a56220 No.353170
>>353168
*arranges an intervention*
6eaaf0 No.353173
a56220 No.353176
Top fucking keek I love this one
a56220 No.353180
>>353179
based Steiner OC
remember when we were all one big happy family smh
58c258 No.353181
salamis on sale at the shop
it's homemade pizza week
hope dad actually eats it though smh he has gone all in on the vegan refuse he gets from the shop he works at
>>353175
>nigglets feeding off of the blood of an obese pale giant
wdhmbt?
6eaaf0 No.353182
>go into shop
>see this
what do?
58c258 No.353183
>>353180
steiner should post here smh
a56220 No.353184
>>353182
ask them if they want to be my girlfriends
a56220 No.353185
>>353183
we're too gay and not esoteric enough
6eaaf0 No.353186
>>353184
>haha, youre so tall anon! your accent is cute, what are you, swedish?
58c258 No.353187
>>353185
druidism is way more exotic than anything /shit/ does
a56220 No.353189
>>353186
y-you too.
>they all want to be my gf
how do I pick, lad?
also love their hair, dno what it is called but it's like a fringe/bangs but extended a little to the sides
pic kind of related but not really as her hair is just pulled back
>>353187
idno I haven seen much of it, really the only esoterism I recall is from Steiner himself or that hindu lad
4ee268 No.353190
>>353187
Not really, you rarely post about esoteric druid lore tbh. /newbrit/ is mostly blogging neets and wagies without a large audience or live news coverage like /brit/.
58c258 No.353191
>>353190
well the real druid stuff is on druid/pol/ but even that is mostly blogging
at least it is esoteric to a retarded degree when it does get going
when will /shit/ kill moonman and remove the bans, lads
smh
ed69fd No.353192
>look at /shit/
>still mostly ragebait
6eaaf0 No.353193
>>353189
well you drop your pants and show them your mutilated penis and see which one of them wants to be with you
6eaaf0 No.353196
>drop my trousers [no pants as i do not wear them]
>upon the sight of my huge, thick 8 inch todger, they bite their lips and roll their eyes back, letting off an unstoppable moan of pure pleasure, the floor wet with the juices of their vaginas.
a56220 No.353197
6eaaf0 No.353198
>>353194
they are beautiful arthoes, not thots
6eaaf0 No.353199
>>353197
>omg its… so small.. it doesnt even look normal, ewww!
6eaaf0 No.353200
think i could become an erotic novel writer?
6eaaf0 No.353202
a56220 No.353203
>>353199
>tfw the sock I stuff with falls out
6eaaf0 No.353204
>>353203
the sock you cum into?
a56220 No.353205
>>353204
No, it's a Christmas stocking as that is the biggest sock
6eaaf0 No.353207
teenagers these days look so fucking gay
they deserve to be bullied
c714c9 No.353211
Is it possible to learn a trade from an e-book?
6eaaf0 No.353213
>>353211
probably
the only thing you miss is the personal thing and the mastery of the person teaching you
6eaaf0 No.353214
id cum hard inside half of these tiktok girls
i tell ya
c714c9 No.353215
>>353212
>>353213
Brb, going become a plumber.
6eaaf0 No.353217
>>353215
good lad
you'll get all the MILFs wanting you to clean their pipes
516bb8 No.353218
6eaaf0 No.353219
>>353218
You
Me
We
All of us
We are all cool dudes
a56220 No.353221
*reacts to manga chapter* AW SHIEET HIEEEEL NOOOOOOU
516bb8 No.353222
>>353220
Who is this mystery charmer
28cf59 No.353223
Just watched Alien Covenant, really good film
01c98a No.353224
>>353222
*Combs hair and puts on leather jacket.*
c714c9 No.353226
>>353221
You could do that.
a56220 No.353227
>>353226
Anyone could, a reaction is just that
c714c9 No.353228
>>353227
Yea but there's probably room for an amiable Norwegian guy.
6eaaf0 No.353229
hope it gets like this this year tbh
6eaaf0 No.353230
where are the other posters
wheres daftie
58c258 No.353231
you killed them, dorset
you killed them all
a56220 No.353233
>>353228
I feel like I should have something to say or analyse though, and I don't
6eaaf0 No.353234
oh siht
did you realise
brown backwards, is nword
6eaaf0 No.353235
6eaaf0 No.353239
might go for the black watch tartan blanket tbh
2bc3f6 No.353241
I don't think I've slept a full night in 10 months, convinced it's emf
what's the point anymore
a56220 No.353242
>>353241
What's a full night and how do you know you haven't slept?
d1f959 No.353243
Right folks, I've got a high court writ here. I'm here for the Norwegian.
a56220 No.353245
>>353243
My parents wouldn't throw me out
>>353244
>he wore that while evicting people
2bc3f6 No.353246
>>353242
I wake up multiple times in the night and take a while to fall asleep I just can't get a night wihout waking no matter what I do I've tried so hard
d1f959 No.353247
>>353245
We can do this the easy way or the hard way. We have an order from the high court ordering you to vacate these premises today. You've got one hour to move your belongings.
28cf59 No.353248
>>353246
have you got some stress in your day to day life
a56220 No.353249
>>353246
Poor lad. Tried exhausting yourself?
>>353247
*locks myself in the safe, our combined weight being 40st*
>still more than 200 lbs lighter than the latest fatty
d1f959 No.353250
>>353249
I guess you're about to get… ==TAKEN AWAY==
d1f959 No.353251
>>353250
Ffs I thought I was being cool.
a56220 No.353252
>>353251
>>353250
>beginner's mistake
wew
d1f959 No.353253
2bc3f6 No.353257
>>353248
I've tried spending a week nearly just lying in bed listening to music or talking and shit trying to have as little stress as possible and it didn't work
>>353249
that makes it worse
d1f959 No.353258
"Your Holiness, it is time to remove the Norwegian."
28cf59 No.353259
>>353254
other film is on at 7pm
a56220 No.353260
>>353254
I have been announcing a film since yesterday, lad
2bc3f6 No.353261
taking turpentine recently maybe that will help something aha
3ddf19 No.353262
>>353259
wut? there is another film?
>>353260
you watched it without telling me?
a56220 No.353264
>>353258
You should scold her for her lack of subtlety.
28cf59 No.353265
>>353263
used to it by now tbh
>>353262
see >>353240
a56220 No.353266
>>353240
>>353262
No, it's another film, Suspiria 2018
>>353240
3ddf19 No.353267
>>353240
>looks weird and boring
a 22st choice
a56220 No.353268
4ee268 No.353270
watching clash of the titans, should be fun
c87d87 No.353271
>>353268
True Detective was a major TV series, lad.
Season 2 had a lead woman. Season 3 a lead black male actor.
Season 1 had two Woody Harrelson and Macsomething.
2bc3f6 No.353272
a56220 No.353273
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>353271
Yeah I know, only the first one was good. At least the second season had some memes keek
28cf59 No.353274
>>353271
that woman stabbing that piece of wood was annoying
28cf59 No.353275
>>353273
implausible for a handsome alpha dad like that to have such a loser kid
a56220 No.353276
It was kind of weird how they moved away from any supernatural things at all, it's kind of what made the first one more intriguing than just a regular detective show
a56220 No.353277
>>353275
The mum had most of the custody I think
58c258 No.353278
>>353254
I want to see this lad smh but my video games go on until 8pm
c87d87 No.353279
>>353273
Used to get a drive in from a Welsh lad, we larped as Rust Cohle and Harrelson's character. He wanted to be Cohle but I pointed out to him that Harrelson always drives and I can't drive.
6eaaf0 No.353280
>>353243
wish i had the /tv/ copypastas of these smh
516bb8 No.353282
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
One of my favourite soundtracks tbh.
a56220 No.353283
>>353282
Maybe we'll watch that another time.
d1f959 No.353286
>>353280
Paul Bohill?
Yeah I know him by that name. Hell, I worked with him in small-claims. Back then we called him 'Paki Pulveriser' Bohill because he never came out of a property without a scalp, an ear, or covered with blood.
Most would call him insane, but that is why the High Court trained him. They saw potential. It wasn't until they learned his methods that they truly realised what a monster they created.
You see, most enforcement agents try to reason with the defendent. Not Paul. No, he used knives, clubs, pliers, you name it. After a few jobs I got a chance to talk to him one to one. He was wearing his blood stained hard hat, sunglasses, and stab vest, smoking a cigarette and drinking Old Speckled Hen. It was only 7AM, but you NEVER told Paul what he could and couldn't do.
I asked him why he used such violent tactics. He lowered his head and took a long slow draw from his hand rolled cig, pulled off his sunglasses and looked me right in the eyes, piercing my soul.
"I do it out of respect. Respect for the white race. These goat fucker scum bags don't deserve the mercy of a British council flat, but the slow torturous death at the hands of a British man!"
In a flash he pulled out his weathered, but razor sharp knife and stopped just short of sticking my gut.
"The look in their eyes when I slip this baby into their swollen, curry filled bellies is reason enough. To see the last lights flick off in their heads as they see a real High Court Enforcement Agent at work."
6eaaf0 No.353287
a56220 No.353288
>>353286
Damn. I wish we saw this side of him on camera
6eaaf0 No.353289
the other night the lesbos were fully at it
never ever heard them like that before
i could hear their breathing and them slapping each others fannies
516bb8 No.353290
>>353285
>forgot my account again
Ah. I hate this site.