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Just what you need to make you feel better

File: 411058052133ccd⋯.jpg (91.11 KB, 680x382, 340:191, IMG_3313.JPG)

e7b377  No.352604

Migrant boats are now landing in northern England in a change of tactic by people smugglers

Migrants making the perilous journey over the seas into the UK are changing course to avoid capture, it has emerged

>unscrupulous smugglers are sending people in small boats on 200-mile journeys to land in more sparsely populated areas further up the coast

>there have been at least two incidents of men landing in Lincolnshire in the last two months in a noticeable change of tactic

>it is thought they are exploiting the fact that Border Force patrols are so heavily focused on patrolling the English Channel around Kent that they can slip in unnoticed

(12th January 2019)

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/12/migrant-boats-now-changing-course-avoid-bolstered-border-force-patrols-8335358/

Meet the migrants waiting to make their Channel dash

>“tell your Sajid Javid that he will have blood on his hands. We are dying because of him,” one of them shouts across at me, as I visit the site

>Mohammed claims to have already tried to cross the Channel several times by dinghy, with his last attempt coming as recently as several weeks ago; it was an anti-climax, he recalls with a hollow laugh, after the motor on his boat broke down several hundred metres from the French coast and he was quickly picked up by the coastguard

>according to Mohammed and other Iranians in the camp, smugglers and their middlemen live part-time among the migrants and in city town’s hostels, acting with relative impunity; their malign influence over the settlement is clear, with many groups of migrants refusing to speak to me, claiming that if smugglers saw them they could face retribution

(12th January 2019)

https://www.theneweuropean.co.uk/top-stories/calais-migrants-channel-dash-1-5846313

Russia warns Britain over call for new post-Brexit bases

>Russia has issued a warning after the Defence Secretary suggested Britain could expand its military presence around the world

>the Kremlin said that it "reserves the right to adequate retaliatory actions" if it deems post-Brexit British army bases mooted by Gavin Williamson pose a threat to Russia or its allies

>Russian Foreign Ministry spokeswoman Maria Zakharova said suggestions that the UK might build new military facilities around the world, namely the Caribbean and the Far East, were "destabilising" and "provocative"

(12th January 2019)

https://www.forces.net/news/russia-warns-britain-over-call-new-post-brexit-bases

UK Royal Navy to deploy Type 23 frigate to Japan

>the UK Royal Navy will deploy Type 23 frigate HMS Montrose to Japan in early 2019, Prime Minister Theresa May announced during a joint press conference with Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe held on 10th January in London

>the warship will be dispatched to Northeast Asia to help enforce sanctions against Pyongyang "as part of our joint determination to a peaceful resolution to tension in the region and the complete denuclearisation of North Korea", said May

>the deployment announcement comes after UK naval vessels were dispatched to the region three times over the past 12 months

(11th January 2019)

https://www.janes.com/article/85656/uk-royal-navy-to-deploy-type-23-frigate-to-japan

a56220  No.352607

File: 9bcb1034f35f26a⋯.jpg (7.78 KB, 251x242, 251:242, 1543241342220.jpg)

>you gave them a succulent Chinese meal

bit racist


58c258  No.352608

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good OP lad

>>352603

wonder if he's offed himself yet tbh


3e2090  No.352609

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6eaaf0  No.352610

File: 21f0b2ddd19db84⋯.jpg (98.19 KB, 750x750, 1:1, 1547227441906.jpg)

ANGLO WOMEN ARE SHIT!


58c258  No.352611

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>that one time I went to a hawkwind concert and headbanged so hard my glasses flew off and somehow someone found them and gave them back to me and they weren't broken


28cf59  No.352612

File: fcf4aa5076ebad6⋯.jpg (390.67 KB, 1879x1966, 1879:1966, 9PfasiW.jpg)

FYI


4ee268  No.352613

File: 59da343579415c8⋯.jpg (55.46 KB, 404x345, 404:345, 1431098486729.jpg)

>>352612

the author of this image must really love traps


3e2090  No.352614

File: e22121dc2554a8d⋯.png (770.77 KB, 942x941, 942:941, ClipboardImage.png)

>>352612

that shinji wew


58c258  No.352615

File: 20c46a3343b58d8⋯.gif (761.7 KB, 487x560, 487:560, apuhammered.gif)

NO

faggotry


28cf59  No.352616

File: 55611312bd370f0⋯.jpg (82.97 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, 4093521.jpg)

>>352613

maybe, maybe not


58c258  No.352617

>unspoilered faggotry

ban


4ee268  No.352618

File: 7902d5a25e57bc9⋯.png (12.37 KB, 397x201, 397:201, ClipboardImage.png)

>>352615

finish at least one of your 69 ongoing manga series lad

>>352616

he only picked ones that were either high quality or amusing so it's safe to say they were a fan tbh


58c258  No.352619

File: 5e6e38204e8bd1b⋯.png (199.33 KB, 435x518, 435:518, portal.png)

>>352618

actually I have over 200 ongoing mangas and almost 100 animes in the backlog I just haven't bothered to add them yet


3e2090  No.352620

File: d12e0596717ec4a⋯.png (108.96 KB, 333x289, 333:289, ClipboardImage.png)

>the crossdressing club isn't an official club

ok that made me laugh tbh


a56220  No.352621

File: 1513143a0c33769⋯.jpg (64.93 KB, 750x750, 1:1, 1530867328646.jpg)

>>352620

>tfw no comfy CD club to go to in the afternoon when the sun is going down and painting everything golden just like in my animes


58c258  No.352622

File: e8222ad2427742c⋯.png (195.17 KB, 700x400, 7:4, neetpepe3.png)

waiting to play an RPG session with lads who are actually motivated and interested in that sort of thing tbh


e7b377  No.352623

File: f25277f5e99c898⋯.jpg (236.83 KB, 784x599, 784:599, IMG_3314.JPG)

Today we remember the Baptism of Christ, when God said: “This is my Son, the Beloved, with whom I am well pleased.” Those words are offered to you too. In baptism, we are called into lives of healing and hope for ourselves and others. May Jesus walk with you on that journey.

that means no faggotry or gayism


3e2090  No.352624

>>352622

>tfw i want to and would prefer to but I have multiple dnd sessions with irl people and i get burned out after all those

You're probably a far better DM.


538f9d  No.352625

h


a56220  No.352626

>>352623

What's anglo-catholicism, lad?


e7b377  No.352627

>>352626

>anglo-catholicism

Anglo-Catholics are Papists who prefer attending Church of England services over Romanist services because we have nicer places of worship.


e7b377  No.352628

>>352625

>h

goodlad


a56220  No.352629

>>352627

Are they papists though?


6eaaf0  No.352630

>>352629

no

anglo catholics are anglicans who want anglicanism to be more like catholicism but without the pope


fe6c81  No.352631

File: ee4af0352c20e0a⋯.jpg (53.98 KB, 800x569, 800:569, Nigglet Finger.jpg)

File: 9715622794458ad⋯.png (475.79 KB, 960x866, 480:433, Overcame Plague Murdered b….png)

Fecking nigga, paki, mud, shitskin, mudslim feckers.

We no want them pon our green and pleasant.

Make them to disappear please…….

ANYONE?


a56220  No.352632

>>352630

Ah. What exactly is it that they want to be different then? I don't know the differences beyond that regular Catholics are papists


e7b377  No.352633

>>352629

>are they papists though

Some of them consider themselves to be subervient to the anti-Christ of Rome, some of them wrongly believe in transubstantiation or consubstantiation, some just prefer Romanist liturgy and are more akin to being high-church Anglicans rather than Anglo-Catholics.


a56220  No.352634

>>352633

I see thankee


6eaaf0  No.352635

literal LARP lmao


a56220  No.352636

File: a4ac2d41ee8ec5d⋯.png (3.94 MB, 1908x1146, 318:191, ClipboardImage.png)

A lovely family


e7b377  No.352637

>>352631

>harassing a wog baby

He is doing Odin's work and saving mighty Evropa.

>>352635

>literal LARP

Don't you have an angry poo to do lad?


3e2090  No.352638


e7b377  No.352639

File: adfbc3774aae9f6⋯.png (246.12 KB, 344x380, 86:95, IMG_3317.PNG)

>>352636

What is that creature on the left?


58c258  No.352640

>>352624

one day lad smh

I want to do terraria multiplayer again too


28cf59  No.352641

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a56220  No.352642

>>352639

An Anglo bird turned into a non-religious Muslim man


28cf59  No.352643

>>352640

did you play starbound?


58c258  No.352644

>>352639

a soylent eunuch


58c258  No.352645

>>352643

ashamedly I bought it in early access

it's pretty boring and shit and pozzed but could be fun to go through once with the lads


3e2090  No.352646

File: 3db842ab1510e98⋯.png (87.31 KB, 351x651, 117:217, 1547294858377.png)

>>352640

Yeah, we'll play those games someday…

*gets job and more and more responsibilities as I get older that prevet me doing anything ever*


58c258  No.352647

>>352646

I still don't know what the purple anime is


28cf59  No.352648

>>352645

I thought it was good. A bit more variety of environs and critters and things to do.


c714c9  No.352649

>when the delivery driver gives you iois.


58c258  No.352650

>>352648

it has a wierd development cycle where it was best some time in the early middle and got shitter as time has gone on. these days it seems almost like a castlevania but shitter, with the progressive storyline stuff being the focus and the procedural stuff so completely sidelined that there aren't even randomly generated monsters any more, which was one of their big selling points early on iirc


3e2090  No.352651

File: c84d09363393270⋯.png (542.88 KB, 800x800, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

wew


58c258  No.352652

File: 1a348b787d4fe62⋯.png (21.56 KB, 322x311, 322:311, freudpepe.png)


fe6c81  No.352653

File: c1d1a5e006c8c3b⋯.jpg (76.73 KB, 400x297, 400:297, 2 Nazi Warriors.jpg)

>>352636

Wait now…. what?

He`s a….. she`s a….. heh? They done what now?

Hans….. when you are ready…..


a56220  No.352654

File: f2fd7e4ef164bde⋯.png (21.93 KB, 571x527, 571:527, 2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)


a56220  No.352655

File: e1f52e39290e1ab⋯.png (30.75 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 66fe5e3561d8ca4d8639296697….png)

so comfy being home alone. no walking upstairs

no noises, no talking


d1f959  No.352656

File: 637d342b72a2423⋯.png (976.04 KB, 1600x1122, 800:561, ClipboardImage.png)


58c258  No.352657

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>>352655

*stomps loudly down the stairs


d1f959  No.352658

Let's turn up at 22st's house just as he says he's getting comfy, ring the doorbell and run off. That will show the foreigner.


a56220  No.352659

>>352656

I'll just pretend I am not home

>tfw you get too curious and look through the curtains just as they look at the window and you get caught

smh

>>352657

my room is right under the living room which is the most active room. Sometimes they stomp on it to tell me din dins is ready. When my brother had this room I did it and it made his lamp fall from the ceiling keek.


58c258  No.352660

File: f559d8a95a57809⋯.png (18.2 KB, 572x113, 572:113, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 09337b0c363849c⋯.png (341.39 KB, 1025x687, 1025:687, libjak.png)

File: fa8102bd1072cce⋯.png (16.57 KB, 389x107, 389:107, ClipboardImage.png)

File: fe7b17654a46fc8⋯.png (13.88 KB, 393x121, 393:121, ClipboardImage.png)


d1f959  No.352661

>>352659

>complains about the noise

>literally made a lamp fall from the ceiling because he was making noise


d1f959  No.352662

22st is such a terror.


58c258  No.352663

>>352661

he's a big guy


a56220  No.352664

>>352660

Top fucking keek

>>352658

>threw snowballs at neighbour's house

>he opens and tells us, or whoever is doing it(he can't see us) to stop

>keep doing it

>he must have seen us from the window

>comes out

>enters our property and walks around the house

you have no idea how scary this was as a kid. Our property is supposed to be our safe place smh

>>352661

>>352662

It's okay when I do it ree

Gonna read a book upstairs tbh


28cf59  No.352665

>>352655

just buy your own home then it can be like that 24/7


d1f959  No.352666

>>352664

>enters our property and walks around the house

KEEEEEEEEEEK

You're a demon. As confirmed by 666.


d1f959  No.352667

>>352665

He wouldn't be able to last without his mummy tbh. He'd perish. Quickly.


6eaaf0  No.352668

File: fab8ea1b61164a3⋯.png (48.65 KB, 645x773, 645:773, 1547005095714.png)

>>352665

>just buy your own home


58c258  No.352669

File: fb3268098c77931⋯.png (220.41 KB, 679x617, 679:617, apuchef.png)

hmmmst

cheese and gherkin sandwiches I think

I will have a soup tin for dinner


58c258  No.352670

File: 650bd4c787b9616⋯.png (139.4 KB, 500x500, 1:1, pinkw17.png)


d1f959  No.352671

>>352669

Bloody love gherkins, me.


58c258  No.352672

File: dcd1560db642496⋯.png (396.3 KB, 420x615, 28:41, pickle pepe.png)

apparently dad doesn't care about spending money to keep me in this house since his girlfriend's is too small to store his autistically hoarded stacks of IT equipment, pulp scifi, cassettes and vinyls

I still want to move though smh it's so boring

>>352671

look, caw, I turned myself into a pickle

I'm PICKLE WEEESS


01c98a  No.352673

File: cef4a04a3e95310⋯.jpg (89.18 KB, 765x594, 85:66, 327861a086170b4ff95e1ddd8a….jpg)


01c98a  No.352674

File: f8c196996a704ec⋯.jpg (144.12 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 1471650849583.jpg)


58c258  No.352675

>>352673

We must stop shitposting! Cried Toad as he shitposted again


6eaaf0  No.352676

used to call gherkins crocodile willies


58c258  No.352677

bit gay tbh


9d2e66  No.352678

File: c86a3f13829bddb⋯.png (129.02 KB, 311x402, 311:402, images (1).png)

>tfw you try and view yourself as others view you

>tfw you hate that person

I hate him


d1f959  No.352679

>>352672

Bloody love pickles, me.


d1f959  No.352680

>>352676

Best you loved munching on them.


d1f959  No.352681


58c258  No.352682

>>352679

they're the same thing aren't they

"pickle" is just the yank name for gherkin I'm pretty sure


a1ef9a  No.352683

File: d6ec35dfa1537f2⋯.png (218.48 KB, 526x400, 263:200, ClipboardImage.png)

>>352664

>standing outside our house

>see a hamplanet heading in our direction and pick up snowballs to throw at him

>he orders us not to throw them at him with a grumpy look on his face

>as he walks past we pelt his back

>he turns around bright red and looks at our dad expecting him to reprimand us

>dad shrugs and the hamplanet walks away


6eaaf0  No.352684

>>352680

no, i hate them

projection much tbh


d1f959  No.352685

>>352684

Why did you call them crocodile willies? You must have examined crocodile willies or willies in general quite extensively to come to such a conclusion.


6eaaf0  No.352686

File: 77843fd0812f166⋯.png (112.47 KB, 812x760, 203:190, 1545534255310.png)

>>352685

its a joke, dont you think?


01c98a  No.352687

File: 09d88c798f28783⋯.jpg (57.81 KB, 528x498, 88:83, 09d88c798f287830a246b78446….jpg)


58c258  No.352688

4 gherkonies in this sammich

got 2 left for later

then pate and cucumber for the next few days

then pickled beetroot after that


58c258  No.352689

#StopGherkony2012

#BringBackOurPickles


01c98a  No.352690

File: f7ee3cd09569f78⋯.png (928.67 KB, 1500x1500, 1:1, 068400662600-1141021-png.png)

Mayo tbh lad.


58c258  No.352691

>>352690

will be making choona salad with mayo and the beetroot and salad and stuff I think


c714c9  No.352692

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Anyone think the man in this isn't a native Anglo?

From reading his messages, his English is slightly off.


01c98a  No.352693

File: ee4d6072ae59e9e⋯.jpg (50.97 KB, 454x453, 454:453, 1424472644479.jpg)

>>352690

*Notices it's a candian pic and is disgusted.*


01c98a  No.352694

File: aa0e9329a069e9a⋯.jpg (34.45 KB, 356x333, 356:333, 1421112648462.jpg)

>>352691

>beetroot

Lad…


58c258  No.352695

File: bf5dea5317bfd3b⋯.png (371.57 KB, 1024x962, 512:481, sadapu2.png)

>big chunk of cheese falls out of the sandwich and into my dressing gown that smells funny and I couldn't dry properly last time I washed it


d1f959  No.352696

>went to France with school

>made mayonnaise and the French chef came around to taste each group's creation

>commented and criticised each group

>came to ours

>took one look

>said "yuck" and walked away

>didn't even taste the mayonnaise

French bastard.


01c98a  No.352697

File: 510fa9ac647fa36⋯.jpg (77.83 KB, 800x900, 8:9, 1423786181594.jpg)


58c258  No.352698

File: 9f66b6d579f3eda⋯.png (219.77 KB, 528x424, 66:53, frogfrog2.png)


e7b377  No.352699

>>352696

>took one look

Not very nice to call you yucky lad.


01c98a  No.352700

File: 86a241544f7c56e⋯.jpg (104.29 KB, 1024x872, 128:109, 1466679403111.jpg)


58c258  No.352701

File: 675c207a2d43cfc⋯.png (56.97 KB, 1228x1502, 614:751, fatjak4.png)

>cheese savories packet that dad left in his room for like 6 months without opening

>he put it in the biscuit tin after I cleaned it out

I guess this means it is mine now


58c258  No.352702

they don't even really taste of cheese tbh

just cardboardy


6eaaf0  No.352703

>>352696

french people are stuck up pricks

disgusting degenerates


01c98a  No.352704

File: 1e5a4fe08eaba1c⋯.jpg (11.32 KB, 231x255, 77:85, 1469854665330.jpg)


ea5d63  No.352705

>>352696

Le cunt.


6eaaf0  No.352706

4 burgers for lunch


01c98a  No.352707

File: 2729e87e37b1cb3⋯.png (8.62 KB, 401x367, 401:367, 1456419213804.png)


f6e89f  No.352708

>>352703

t. Dorset


58c258  No.352709

File: 7d50a65f107fe6c⋯.png (11.49 KB, 553x613, 553:613, really big druid.png)

>>352706

you gettin big, bwoi?


f6e89f  No.352710

A suckling pig and a packet of wotsits for lunch lads


58c258  No.352711

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>352710

that'll do pig

that'll do


6eaaf0  No.352712

>>352709

No

I'm still skinny around 9 and a half stone

When I get my tarp I shall take a load of good food with me and weights and bulk up and get in the habit of lifting so I can gain weight


f6e89f  No.352713

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Cool


58c258  No.352714

File: 27f5e6a5dbe6fd4⋯.png (41.3 KB, 1163x171, 1163:171, ClipboardImage.png)

[booms in the comments]


58c258  No.352715

>>352713

there's a good /tg/ horror session to llisten to the sounds of the planets to, I will try and find it


01c98a  No.352716

File: 75d30055305624d⋯.gif (5.89 MB, 350x273, 50:39, 1424356747838.gif)


6eaaf0  No.352717

>>352716

dont make me filter you lad

make GOOD shitposts


01c98a  No.352718

File: 6f52c117a3efffa⋯.jpg (54.07 KB, 839x605, 839:605, 1422287790516.jpg)


58c258  No.352719

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58c258  No.352720

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01c98a  No.352721

File: 67f699a51cbdcdc⋯.gif (235.51 KB, 300x168, 25:14, 1423614221754.gif)


01c98a  No.352722

File: d6712b2021499a5⋯.png (15.09 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 86e753659ef5d0d80d7a4e9817….png)

*Rides.*


58c258  No.352723

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01c98a  No.352724

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4ee268  No.352725

File: c6ddda00d2ca03e⋯.jpg (58.29 KB, 292x343, 292:343, __izumi_konata_and_shinku_….jpg)

had a nice chilly walk with onii-chan

he was telling me about his love of jojo smh

I didn't know there was a pedophile orangutan smh, definitely not watching it now


01c98a  No.352726

File: 69db58a7be930a7⋯.png (247.17 KB, 600x336, 25:14, 1423781620164.png)

>>352725

Watch it lass.


c714c9  No.352727

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3e2090  No.352728

File: 96bc79c26023ca5⋯.png (470.67 KB, 509x700, 509:700, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 42a688e2f96df0e⋯.png (265.54 KB, 600x791, 600:791, ClipboardImage.png)

File: b322cb4bca3358d⋯.png (97.74 KB, 317x313, 317:313, ClipboardImage.png)

>>352725

You should read SNK instead.


6eaaf0  No.352729

>friday 18th til i get it

AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGH


d1f959  No.352730

>thinking a 'pedo' orangutan is the bad guy when you have a pet tranny


d1f959  No.352731

>>352729

>get it

Get what?


6eaaf0  No.352732

>>352731

my cool brown tarpaulin


01c98a  No.352733

File: fbede553f22e746⋯.png (12.75 KB, 525x468, 175:156, 1a58f2d72fbad808b434719f12….png)

>>352730

>pet tranny


01c98a  No.352734

File: be85b79ba99a739⋯.png (44.9 KB, 699x560, 699:560, 2670c434175adeb7350505c664….png)


d1f959  No.352735

>>352732

What are you using that for?

>>352733

The abomination that is mutilating himself this year by cutting his penis off because he thinks that will make him a woman.


01c98a  No.352736

File: 2005136e3bd6619⋯.png (11.34 KB, 398x455, 398:455, 86e753659ef5d0d80d7a4e9817….png)

*Combs hair and puts on leather jacket.*


58c258  No.352737

File: 106ee27a5cc42d9⋯.png (1.05 MB, 1000x847, 1000:847, roasted.png)

do a catfight lasses


d1f959  No.352738

>>352736

Are you 22st in disguise or do you also make these Pepes?


d1f959  No.352739

>>352737

*pulls your weave*


01c98a  No.352740

File: 7631895a66b7b48⋯.png (171.46 KB, 356x332, 89:83, 86e753659ef5d0d80d7a4e9817….png)


6eaaf0  No.352741

>>352735

>What are you using that for?

what do you think?


d1f959  No.352742

>>352741

Coating yourself in butter and wrestling a midge?


01c98a  No.352743

File: b9fdbdbff1f8fde⋯.png (53.65 KB, 767x862, 767:862, 2ca154743dc82d90d40f7d83bb….png)

>>352735

>The abomination that is mutilating himself this year by cutting his penis off because he thinks that will make him a woman.


01c98a  No.352744

File: 53889a286a2049b⋯.jpg (63.2 KB, 397x797, 397:797, 1469760390977-0.jpg)


d1f959  No.352745

>>352744

*tugs on your earring*


6eaaf0  No.352746


d1f959  No.352747

>>352746

What are you using the tarp for?


01c98a  No.352748

File: e512a642e2b0756⋯.jpg (10.3 KB, 350x334, 175:167, 1424260100841.jpg)

>>352745

Uncalled for tbh.


3e2090  No.352749

>>352730

>>352735

the one you were friends with for months lol??


d1f959  No.352750

File: 28e2fcbb9e0c7b4⋯.gif (91.99 KB, 113x150, 113:150, 1545320267003.gif)

>>352748

It's okay. You like JoJo. I could never truly fight you.


d1f959  No.352751

>>352749

Not anymore and I saw sense.


58c258  No.352752

>when westie is more passive aggressive and feminine that the autist

pottery

DON'T lop it off lad


01c98a  No.352753

File: a57f1d507d6f250⋯.png (157.72 KB, 361x286, 361:286, 1a58f2d72fbad808b434719f12….png)


01c98a  No.352754

File: 3ef28794e07c466⋯.jpg (68.62 KB, 265x370, 53:74, 1431183186652.jpg)

>>352750

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


d1f959  No.352755

File: 8ba807ce3621bfe⋯.jpg (471.34 KB, 1280x1077, 1280:1077, 1542581169051.jpg)

>>352754

I LOVE JOJO


01c98a  No.352756

File: be034feebe8a57d⋯.jpg (75.24 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1423557668536.jpg)

>>352750

ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ

*Attacks you while your guard is down.*


4ee268  No.352757

File: 7ce580e4fef55d3⋯.png (774.95 KB, 833x915, 833:915, 1543726016075.png)

stop seething already, it's highly autistic


6eaaf0  No.352758

>>352747

for shelter?


d1f959  No.352759

File: 6747542699873cc⋯.png (220.34 KB, 638x948, 319:474, ClipboardImage.png)

>>352756

DO NOT MAKE ME DO IT


01c98a  No.352760

File: 045813d58bfc724⋯.jpg (363.55 KB, 990x743, 990:743, 1426442813555.jpg)

>>352749

This is getting juicy.


d1f959  No.352761

>>352758

What are you sheltering from? Pakis?


6eaaf0  No.352762

>>352761

wind and rain you mong


e7b377  No.352763

FOOTBALL

Everton v Bournemouth

Pretty boring so far tbh, 0-0

but

SPURS VS UNITED

16:30


6eaaf0  No.352764

honestly cannot understand how anyone with a braincell can watch football


58c258  No.352765

File: 286692ac6969cbe⋯.png (145.05 KB, 511x671, 511:671, smugsuit (2).png)

>everything is seething or rent free

keek


01c98a  No.352766

File: 56f3f55f18fc300⋯.jpg (33.71 KB, 620x350, 62:35, 1423324058315.jpg)


58c258  No.352767

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


d1f959  No.352768

>>352762

Why you sheltering from wind and rain? Don't you have a house?


01c98a  No.352769

File: a7b9235b0540520⋯.jpg (61.95 KB, 228x205, 228:205, 1422924282985.jpg)

*Contemplates.*


d1f959  No.352770

File: ce73f29037864c1⋯.png (1008.89 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>352769

*rolls*


e7b377  No.352771

File: 3d07cae73f19373⋯.gif (1.8 MB, 500x281, 500:281, IMG_3319.GIF)

>needing shelter from wind and rain

>not just using an umbrella and wearing a coat

brainlet tbh


6eaaf0  No.352772

File: 83cb2496356584f⋯.jpg (64.59 KB, 612x612, 1:1, merry.jpg)

>>352768

Ever consider that I might not want to?


6eaaf0  No.352773

>>352771

yes i'm sure an umbrella will protect you from 70mph winds and heavy rain when youre sleeping outside in the wild


f6e89f  No.352774

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


d1f959  No.352775

>>352772

Yes, but what will happen when people walk past you? They'll be like "ahh look at that TARP man, can't believe he chose brown."


01c98a  No.352776

File: 214f7e5a57bc3d2⋯.jpg (87.77 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1423652031596.jpg)


6eaaf0  No.352777

>>352775

why would I set up a camp where people walk by?

And yes, at this time of year brown is the best colour to use to be hidden


01c98a  No.352778

>>352775

Brown is a good camo colour lass, they won't find him.


a56220  No.352779

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I'M PUTTING TOGETHER A TEAM


d1f959  No.352780

File: 5b70d62ae7012e1⋯.png (1.26 MB, 900x1024, 225:256, ClipboardImage.png)

>>352776

What do you think of the theory that Jotaro is an autist?

>>352777

You should have gone for a cool camo pattern tbh, like blue or pink to bring back that early 00s style.

>>352778

>they won't find him

We'll know what he looks like though. We can find him.


e7b377  No.352781

>>352773

>70mph winds and heavy rain when youre sleeping outside in the wild

Why not sleep indoors if the weather is that ferocious?

>>352778

>brown is a good camo colour

Grey is best.


6eaaf0  No.352782

>>352780

you dont know what i look like


d1f959  No.352783

>>352782

Brown tarp.


6eaaf0  No.352784

>>352781

can you not fathom the idea that someone might want to go camping regardless of the weather? what is it with you people

dumbass


6eaaf0  No.352785

>>352783

but you wont find it cos its hidden


d1f959  No.352786

>>352785

I'll know to look for brown tarp.


6eaaf0  No.352787

>>352786

but you'll be unable to see it


9d2e66  No.352788

File: 0b0380bd0a6d1b6⋯.jpg (902.84 KB, 3840x1080, 32:9, desktop.jpg)

I think it needs a little tidying up but overall I think it looks nice. What do you guys think?


01c98a  No.352789

File: fcfd0d275f8cbcd⋯.png (495.89 KB, 7792x2912, 487:182, RP8.png)

>>352780

>What do you think of the theory that Jotaro is an autist?

Possible lass, or he could just be stoic, or both.

I might be autistic tbh.

>We'll know what he looks like though. We can find him.

THE HUNT IS ON


6eaaf0  No.352790

*shoots you with my bow if you get too close*


a56220  No.352791

File: e7d75d528c60758⋯.png (964.17 KB, 1216x722, 32:19, ClipboardImage.png)


01c98a  No.352792

File: f3544198676ea4c⋯.jpg (33 KB, 500x483, 500:483, 1458186269903.jpg)


6eaaf0  No.352793

>>352791

at least he's doing it, tbh


a56220  No.352794

>>352792

Careful lad she's only getting into the gay priest


9d2e66  No.352795

File: 86a8d9e83a8935f⋯.gif (1.26 MB, 640x360, 16:9, images (1).gif)

I couldn't get into JoJo, I had no clue what was going on when I watched this one episode. Then again this was around 100 episodes in. It looked pretty though


d1f959  No.352796

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>352789

I identify as both Josuke and Jotaro in this scene.


58c258  No.352797

File: e63727624888929⋯.png (101.66 KB, 314x256, 157:128, jewvarg.png)

>>352791

a (((tribe)))


01c98a  No.352798

File: d7f9cfa090482fc⋯.jpg (27.02 KB, 479x492, 479:492, 1422173581152.jpg)


a56220  No.352799

File: 3c41414339643b7⋯.png (1.43 MB, 1280x634, 640:317, ClipboardImage.png)

This is me


01c98a  No.352800

File: bcca1b759cab613⋯.jpg (92.61 KB, 422x556, 211:278, 1425683903682.jpg)

>>352796

Good lass. Now say something cool.


d1f959  No.352801

File: ede0e19fdd0ab4f⋯.png (249.73 KB, 255x479, 255:479, ClipboardImage.png)

>>352799

I thought this was you tbh. You said so yourself. Now I feel cheated.

>>352800

DON'T CROSS ME


d1f959  No.352802

File: 443b22ff1fbdcbe⋯.png (607.47 KB, 670x552, 335:276, david bowie shitpost.png)

"Don't cross me" is actually something cool to say.


01c98a  No.352803

File: 4a134d6f5e7cca7⋯.jpg (163.07 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, 1466733379229.jpg)

>>352799

Yet you still got btfo by me boy Joseph.


a56220  No.352804

File: b21ab65adcce981⋯.png (413.1 KB, 330x470, 33:47, ClipboardImage.png)

>>352801

They are from different universes


c99415  No.352805

File: 01e15881f194607⋯.jpg (371.9 KB, 600x897, 200:299, Queen Jew 16.jpg)

Don't cross me in the kitchen


d1f959  No.352806

File: 7c23685d0e39254⋯.jpg (586.7 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 7c23685d0e3925406f50a37a11….jpg)

>>352804

I don't believe you.


a56220  No.352807

File: 7fc45e9d613e1db⋯.png (30.1 KB, 529x529, 1:1, 5778ee8ae22608ee0e415d2bf1….png)

>>352806

Keep reading


58c258  No.352808

File: 1345bc27b666d0c⋯.png (1.44 MB, 619x1200, 619:1200, sonichu2.png)

>>352804

>that shirt

wait a minute


a56220  No.352809

>>352808

>wessex has never seen a striped shirt before


58c258  No.352810

>>352809

they haven't been in style for like 60 years lad


a56220  No.352811

File: a6f1390544e1094⋯.png (381.94 KB, 316x500, 79:125, ClipboardImage.png)

Also it is not a shirt


c714c9  No.352812

Tried flirting with a lass, no reply, ==ree==


01c98a  No.352813

File: 33cfe73a8e32b6e⋯.jpg (33.86 KB, 261x340, 261:340, 1423708756737.png.jpg)

>>352801

>DON'T CROSS ME

Good enough…


c99415  No.352814

File: 4bb96a77d4cea06⋯.jpg (48.25 KB, 800x420, 40:21, why-ships-used-this-camouf….jpg)

>>352810

Steal his style! at Old Navy.


6eaaf0  No.352815

File: 5d9e18da89c119b⋯.png (514.91 KB, 430x546, 215:273, l.png)

>>352812

practice on me, lad


01c98a  No.352816

File: 842b84626f9f225⋯.jpg (27.26 KB, 269x273, 269:273, 1430069564290.jpg)


e7b377  No.352817

>>352810

>haven't been in style for like 60 years lad

t. not a fancy posho


58c258  No.352818

File: 39ec272a5a3445b⋯.png (156.07 KB, 360x359, 360:359, autismpepe.png)

tfw randomly started humming the halo theme and actually vocalizing out loud in the kitchen


01c98a  No.352819

File: 5aedf2b23d3d1c9⋯.jpg (3.79 KB, 202x184, 101:92, 7483657900a6bceb7a55cc5c0e….jpg)

>>352815

Bit gay lad.


c714c9  No.352820

>>352815

I didn't have any sweets today, i wish I had.

>Then you say, oh you should have some.

I say, ah, you're sweeter. laughing emoji


58c258  No.352821

File: 73c4d201ed65e7b⋯.png (6.44 KB, 418x408, 209:204, backpepe.png)

>>352817

no

no I'm not a fancy posho

isn't it still pastel coloured polo shirts anyway? no stripes


6eaaf0  No.352822

File: ccc8657bc59fd90⋯.png (1.33 MB, 769x725, 769:725, bilbo.png)

>>352820

>I'd rather have you, you're sweeter


01c98a  No.352823

File: f575b7c656f20fc⋯.png (35.89 KB, 865x526, 865:526, f575b7c656f20fceb4c5bc7104….png)


e7b377  No.352824

>>352821

>pastel colours

Keeek no. Solid colours or block horizontal stripes with a small designer logo.


01c98a  No.352825

File: 718aa77c3b6c592⋯.png (98.31 KB, 600x500, 6:5, 1424869046314.png)


6eaaf0  No.352826

all fucking poshos must fucking hang


d1f959  No.352827

>>352822

>>352820

Please don't say this.


6eaaf0  No.352828

>>352827

always do the opposite of what a woman says


c99415  No.352829

File: 9de4cd1a5afbe96⋯.jpg (83.54 KB, 640x1284, 160:321, Jewess 456.jpg)

>>352820

>>352822

Please say this.


d1f959  No.352830


c714c9  No.352831

>>352827

>>352825

>>352822

Her reply was actually asking if she was bad for people with diabetes.

I replied, laughing emoji, can't tell, coz diabetes is lifelong and also affects the heart.


58c258  No.352832

>>352824

I own one (1) polo shirt and it's a red one with a teddy bear pikeman on the breast and an advertisement for the reenactment group I was with on the back


6eaaf0  No.352833

>>352831

a lass i liked had diabetes

shame


3e2090  No.352834

File: 31bc81ed39a66b9⋯.png (142.36 KB, 430x550, 43:55, ClipboardImage.png)

Love these type of shirts


01c98a  No.352835

File: 9f88445ea1a0ba2⋯.jpg (96.04 KB, 792x558, 44:31, 1456583537886-2.jpg)

>>352831

>The mad lad actually said it.


c99415  No.352836

>>352833

You like every lass


d1f959  No.352837

>>352831

Okay, say something like this:

"Also if your diabetes gets bad you might have to have limbs amputated and you'd need someone to care for you. Would you like me to be your carer? Just think of what we could do together. We could go to the front of lines at theme parks, park close to the supermarket door… This is a life we should lead together."


c714c9  No.352838

>>352833

>>352835

What's wrong with that. I think that's a decent reply.

>>352837

Ah that's clever and funny lad. But she's just saying that she's potentially bad for people with diabates because I implied she's sweet.


01c98a  No.352839

File: 21fe2d26ef39b7b⋯.png (128.82 KB, 882x797, 882:797, 1456583537664-0.png)


d1f959  No.352840

>>352838

Does she have diabetes or do you have diabetes?

>>352839

Told you I'm cool.


e7b377  No.352841

>>352827

What you recommend lad? How does one talk to lasses?

>>352830

FOOTBALL

>>352834

Neckline is a bit too feminine tbh


6eaaf0  No.352842

>>352836

No, I am surprisingly picky.

>>352838

keek


c714c9  No.352843

>>352840

No one has diabetes, its hypothetical. She's sweet. I could pretend to have diabetes I guess, depending if she replies or not.


d1f959  No.352844

>>352843

Okay so…

"So you're bad for people with diabetes… I don't have it. That must mean you're good for me."

>>352841

Just talk to them I guess. But my boyfriend is very similar sense of humour wise to myself. Don't try anything typically 'romantic' you would see in a film I guess. I'd hate that, but some girls might.


01c98a  No.352845

File: a68c9867323372b⋯.png (57.44 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1456579165833-0.png)


e7b377  No.352846

>>352838

>she's just saying that she's potentially bad for people with diabates because I implied she's sweet

She is saying she is bad for you because she either:

>1) does not like you

>2) is fishing for attention and compliments

>3) both 1 and 2


3e2090  No.352847

File: 026ae3a1e409a97⋯.png (182.73 KB, 236x401, 236:401, ClipboardImage.png)

>>352841

>Neckline is a bit too feminine tbh

True, but lasses like seeing your neckbones


c99415  No.352848

File: 79829c1830c9ece⋯.jpg (16.94 KB, 450x428, 225:214, Jewess 695.jpg)

>>352837

>>352838

>Also if your diabetes gets bad you might have to have limbs amputated and you'd need someone to care for you. Would you like me to be your carer?

>Ah that's clever and funny lad.

Please don't say that.


6eaaf0  No.352849

File: 6699712b1b7d2b9⋯.png (335.62 KB, 358x465, 358:465, wink.png)

Ask her if she's dead

>Why?

Cos I'm here to take you to heaven


c714c9  No.352850

>>352848

>>352846

>>352844

If She doesn't reply or she offers some shit reply, I'll ask her something hard.

I pretty much said she's sweet, just to get a reaction.


6eaaf0  No.352851

ask her if you can fuck her fanny


e7b377  No.352852

>>352851

>ask her if you can f*ck her fanny

Bet you are rolling in the p*ssy lad.


c99415  No.352853

>>352850

It's obvious you have to stalk her for a few months to get the feel for what she likes and dislikes.


6eaaf0  No.352854

File: d41ba6817c9f656⋯.jpg (138.13 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, 1546597806327.jpg)


72a159  No.352855

File: 34f4fa01be141cc⋯.png (418.2 KB, 638x543, 638:543, 34f4fa01be141cc829f7e4ebb9….png)


6eaaf0  No.352856

i have an alpha male aura but unironically

thats why i stay inside

i'm too powerful


c714c9  No.352857

>>352853

Pretty much. It's easier with facebook scanner now, it's just we have to carry on this charade of getting to know each other, i.e. I have to trick her into revealing things.


6eaaf0  No.352858

File: c45e7f0afca85de⋯.jpg (126.75 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, 0S0Qo78.jpg)

remember lads

there's always a taig woman waiting for you to let you inside her


c99415  No.352859

>>352857

Lol, fucking creep.


72a159  No.352860

FRITZ LANG


a56220  No.352861

File: 94ba9e417e574fd⋯.png (999.52 KB, 1429x744, 1429:744, ClipboardImage.png)

This is what you are missing, Wess, an amazing braphog


72a159  No.352862


58c258  No.352863

>>352861

the one on the right would be ok

would exercise with her


3e2090  No.352864

File: cfe9de2f04c0fe8⋯.jpg (47.25 KB, 720x720, 1:1, 1547143129186.jpg)

>>352853

Nothing wrong with a bit of harmless stalking


e7b377  No.352865

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Get married tbh

Whoso findeth a wife findeth a good thing, and obtaineth favour of the LORD. (Proverbs 18:22)

But I speak this by permission, and not of commandment. For I would that all men were even as I myself. But every man hath his proper gift of God, one after this manner, and another after that. (1 Corinthians 7:6-7)


a56220  No.352866

File: d7e18e9187c8fdf⋯.png (550.41 KB, 777x667, 777:667, ClipboardImage.png)

>>352863

Careful what you wish for


72a159  No.352867

File: 3f538d5942671be⋯.png (3.04 MB, 1100x1700, 11:17, ClipboardImage.png)


6eaaf0  No.352868

>>352865

its easy to say get married

but is difficult to do


58c258  No.352869

>>352866

never mind

>>352867

based


c714c9  No.352870

>>352859

I adjusted my answer to try and agree with you. Although I have looked at her fb but only once, coz it's depressing looking at fb.


516bb8  No.352871

Had a dream I accidentally posted with my real name, and you were all like "lol. Gay name"


72a159  No.352872

>>352865

Are you married?


d1f959  No.352873

>>352869

Nah you've done it now.


6eaaf0  No.352874

>>352872

ironic really that these church types go on about finding a traditional woman yet they conveniently never meet any at church


28cf59  No.352875

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


516bb8  No.352876

>>352874

Do women younger than 60 attend church?


516bb8  No.352877

>>352867

How does that guy's art not improve from childhood?

Oh right. White people…


6eaaf0  No.352878

>>352876

yes

they are usually underage though

or older mummy lasses


e7b377  No.352879

>>352872

>are you married?

Not yet.

>>352876

>do women younger than 60 attend church?

There aren't any good lasses at my actual church but there are at the worship experiences/Evangelical services.


58c258  No.352880

>>352873

hate short hair tbh


e7b377  No.352881

h


58c258  No.352882

>another kangs and generals video

>they are still using the red marxist fist to indicate uprisings

for fucks sake stupid nigger subversives I will just unsubscribe if they keep this up smdh


72a159  No.352883

File: 81dff834d5f66da⋯.png (218.31 KB, 728x491, 728:491, 81dff834d5f66da630808d7b6c….png)


01c98a  No.352884

File: 09bba02673b3fa6⋯.png (31.58 KB, 452x295, 452:295, 1456583537664-1.png)


e7b377  No.352885

File: 875f814b1d7a8b1⋯.png (145.44 KB, 256x512, 1:2, IMG_3320.PNG)


a56220  No.352886

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>this video is unironic


01c98a  No.352887

File: 3bf57c53b0cbe1c⋯.jpg (37.69 KB, 567x523, 567:523, 1456292172522-1.jpg)


e7b377  No.352888

>>352886

>indepth analysis of Star Wars

Keeek, who cares? It's just a silly children's movie set in space.


58c258  No.352889

File: 9e947d1dede38ad⋯.png (48.33 KB, 2100x1092, 25:13, neo bullies daftie.png)

>>352888

[autistic neethog screeching]


f6e89f  No.352890

>>352888

Same w\y people care about a bunch of niggers kicking a ball into a net


e7b377  No.352891

>>352889

>screeching

Why get invested insomething you didn't create but, instead, merely consumed? There isn't even anything profound about it.

>>352890

Football is real though lad.


01c98a  No.352892

File: 6c51ccf9b1ab6f2⋯.png (271.32 KB, 636x480, 53:40, 1456976818121.png)


062fe5  No.352893

File: b8429b5d00d38d0⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 73.54 KB, 958x559, 958:559, MG_2601-958x559.jpg)

File: 5a59168501f2aba⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 822.29 KB, 2000x3000, 2:3, MG_2616.jpg)

File: 48d0979296b696d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 873.2 KB, 2000x3000, 2:3, MG_2617.jpg)

*has wholesome fun and isn't sexualized*


28cf59  No.352894

File: 36f719bd1e697ff⋯.jpg (103.03 KB, 1053x671, 1053:671, 1508460621285.jpg)


01c98a  No.352895

File: 05284d4ac69a253⋯.jpg (21.11 KB, 255x254, 255:254, 1459551515811.jpg)

Fucking disgusting.


e7b377  No.352896

I wonder what ket does to a child.


75f007  No.352897

File: 457c0d7fbca5285⋯.png (13.86 KB, 503x408, 503:408, 457c0d7fbca52854f2bf755e17….png)

>almost ruined my no fap streak to the webm of a girls feet that dorshit keeps posting

Couldn't stay hard tho or even get full mast, think I have ED tbh really worried it's been 2 weeks and I'm still not able to stay fully hard at all even while watching more degenerate shit, probably won't be able to stay hard next time I'm with a lass, just like it was the first time, she was so unimpressed


f6e89f  No.352898

>>352897

You push through lad


01c98a  No.352899

File: 21d0b5e640c2c51⋯.png (166.86 KB, 636x426, 106:71, 1432102647995.png)

>>352897

>Having a foot fetish.

>Having erectile dysfunction.

Kek.


e7b377  No.352900

>>352897

You disgust me.


01c98a  No.352901

File: f469d7fd4909453⋯.jpg (23.56 KB, 252x249, 84:83, 1422206611293.jpg)


01c98a  No.352902

FUCK


a56220  No.352903

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

01c98a  No.352904

File: 43082a7e199a968⋯.png (163.33 KB, 379x373, 379:373, 1413432353453452345.png)


01c98a  No.352905

File: d00615921ccb270⋯.png (388 KB, 644x618, 322:309, jtfjtyfuygk.png)

Fuckin…


34626c  No.352906

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28cf59  No.352907

File: 152574399853f9e⋯.jpg (67.7 KB, 640x623, 640:623, 1485486299640.jpg)

anyone want to watch Prometheus?


01c98a  No.352908

File: 25bc7b75395348a⋯.jpg (65.54 KB, 680x1020, 2:3, 25bc7b75395348ab690a51f2fc….jpg)


01c98a  No.352909

File: 7db6a8c4040cdec⋯.jpg (9.44 KB, 225x225, 1:1, 1420610452342.jpg)

>>352907

Go on then lad.


75f007  No.352910

File: 0df67f02e853cc4⋯.png (504.93 KB, 600x400, 3:2, 0df67f02e853cc4ca700ef8538….png)

>>352898

>>352899

>>352900

>tfw unironically never gonna make it

It's a nice 7 incher aswell, I blame the jews for all of this tbh


28cf59  No.352911

>>352909

somone needs to set up it tonight


01c98a  No.352912

File: 1823130d906e3f1⋯.jpg (21.34 KB, 400x388, 100:97, 1466970882342.jpg)


01c98a  No.352913

>>352911

What time?


e7b377  No.352914

>>352907

Big second half to go yet lad.


75f007  No.352915

>>352912

Did (((they))) get you aswell


34626c  No.352916

File: b5b47785ecdff93⋯.jpg (26.8 KB, 577x522, 577:522, Capture23.JPG)


01c98a  No.352917

File: aa0e9329a069e9a⋯.jpg (34.45 KB, 356x333, 356:333, 1421112648462.jpg)


3d2c4b  No.352918

just buy viagra


75f007  No.352919

File: b27b9ed604ce14a⋯.jpg (15.77 KB, 400x400, 1:1, nurcfbc90h921.jpg)

>woes does an hour and a half long live stream talking about his equipment


01c98a  No.352920

File: d00615921ccb270⋯.png (388 KB, 644x618, 322:309, jtfjtyfuygk.png)

>>352916

Fookin…

Huh…


6eaaf0  No.352921

File: f7f9d13818f8699⋯.jpg (447.41 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, ck2cor1.jpg)

>nearly all of the british isles is owned by a norse pagan

literally FUCKED lads

england had a revolt but they are a heresy so I holy war'd them, but it wont be long before they are gobbled by ireland

at least the anglos are getting fucked


58c258  No.352922

>>352907

let's watch the crime cops thing


75f007  No.352923

>>352918

There are lots logistical issues with that tbh Id rather just get muh dick working, gonna have to meet some random slag online to fuck to check if I really do have ED, it was fine in 2017 as well, nice n thick now it even looks smaller


3d2c4b  No.352924

>>352923

lad it's off-prescription you can buy it in Boots now


28cf59  No.352925


d70733  No.352926

>>352596

>>352599

I was talking to mummy about that, how even though I hate that guy, it's bullshit that the woman gets half his wealth when she had nothing to do with making any of it. I could see her getting enough to live off of so she's not homeless but 'half, no matter what' is a crock of bullshit 'cause the woman rarely makes half of the money or more. and then she's like "nah I don't think it's bullshit" and I'm like "'cause you're a woman you stupid fucking cunt" and she's like "blah blah housework" whatever as if this billionaire's wife actually did any housework instead of a fucking butler and as if housework is worth billions of dollars

>>352637

>harassing a wog baby

>implying that's a bad thing

>>352682

"pickle" here can technically refer to anything that's pickled but 99% of the time it refers to pickled cucumbers

>>352876

no. 99% of young people aren't christian

>>352921

hurry up and conquer Dorset


6eaaf0  No.352927

File: 15442ee23c356c3⋯.png (93.86 KB, 866x900, 433:450, dumbdumb.png)

>>352926

>hurry up and conquer Dorset

are you blind


01c98a  No.352928

File: 09879870559a143⋯.png (593.85 KB, 830x546, 415:273, 1458084489321.png)

>>352925

Alright lad.


d70733  No.352929

>>352927

ohh apparently. I thought you were playing the taigs


28cf59  No.352930

>>352928

we need a website that can play it…. forgot what the usual one is.


d70733  No.352931

weew she didn't cook these fucking onions at all. got mega onion breath now, that was some intense scambled eggs


01c98a  No.352932


28cf59  No.352933

>>352932

you need a website that can broadcast from within rabbit


01c98a  No.352934

File: 1e5a4fe08eaba1c⋯.jpg (11.32 KB, 231x255, 77:85, 1469854665330.jpg)


28cf59  No.352935

File: 8b53a8e492adc20⋯.jpg (20.33 KB, 320x383, 320:383, 1500388675200.jpg)


34626c  No.352936

File: b6a969ba8baedda⋯.mp4 (7.13 MB, 432x352, 27:22, PS1 Demo 1.mp4)


a56220  No.352937

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

01c98a  No.352938

File: 2729e87e37b1cb3⋯.png (8.62 KB, 401x367, 401:367, 1456419213804.png)

>>352935

Calm yourself lad.


a56220  No.352939

>when screeching baboons surround you

https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=spiRI_1547359280


01c98a  No.352940

File: 5ad260fde32a3e2⋯.jpg (74.91 KB, 645x716, 645:716, 1431321817953.jpg)


01c98a  No.352941

File: 7645cba0c8cdf5d⋯.jpg (607.25 KB, 1334x750, 667:375, 144565434426524.jpg)

>>352939

THOTLINGS PATROLLED


062fe5  No.352942


d1f959  No.352943

File: dc35901d31c6190⋯.png (610.8 KB, 892x522, 446:261, 1547082084533.png)

>Sunday evening


6eaaf0  No.352944

File: ef26a0e791adcf4⋯.jpg (452.54 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, ck2cor2.jpg)

oh no


e7b377  No.352945

>>352943

You waging tomorrow lad?

>>352944

>female ruler

oh no oh no


d1f959  No.352946

>>352945

Yes and I get to have staring contests with my boyfriend again which is the only good part of the day.


01c98a  No.352947

File: 8266b4f4e0ff072⋯.jpg (602.38 KB, 2000x1189, 2000:1189, 1426438873232.jpg)


6eaaf0  No.352948

>>352945

>being a misogynist

oh no


75f007  No.352949

Why do I get the distinct feeling that some of you aren't even right wing tbh, all non fashies gtfo


7d488c  No.352950

>>352944

THE TAIG COMMUNITY?


6eaaf0  No.352951

>>352950

theyre norse


a56220  No.352952

>>352949

Fuck drumpf and fuck white people


6eaaf0  No.352953

>>352949

here long before you ;]


a56220  No.352954

>>352942

not going to watch all that, lad, when does he get to the juicy stuff?


7d488c  No.352955

File: ac6e498bfcf3e7c⋯.png (654.81 KB, 1083x1004, 1083:1004, ac6e498bfcf3e7cefd8d12e28e….png)


75f007  No.352956

File: 040fd02eca5b055⋯.jpg (115.7 KB, 778x767, 778:767, nsgmb1a1vj921.jpg)

>watching channel 4 news

>black and in the countryside how these men made outdoor walking a statement about identity and history

NOWHERE IS SAFE FROM THESE FUCKING NIGGERS


01c98a  No.352957

File: 95191ab0a1f66fd⋯.png (398.33 KB, 871x677, 871:677, 95191ab0a1f66fd219dd4dffc7….png)


6eaaf0  No.352958

these posts are obviously fake

only a moron would watch TV to purposefully get angry


75f007  No.352959

>>352958

I like the background noise you mong


6eaaf0  No.352960

>>352959

are you autistic?


a56220  No.352961

File: 231da4d6e80e2b2⋯.png (616.64 KB, 957x620, 957:620, ClipboardImage.png)

Anyone want to watch Suspiria(2018)? Supernatural horror film, apparently disturbing.


6eaaf0  No.352962

bed time


a56220  No.352963

>>352962

*tucks you in and kisses you goodnight*


58c258  No.352964

I'm in m&b until 8pm but could do something after


a56220  No.352965

>>352964

won't make it then earlier tomorrow maybe


01c98a  No.352966

>>352962

Night lad.


28cf59  No.352967

>>352961

sounds interesting

Watched A Field In England last night and it was crap


f6e89f  No.352968

>>352961

Interesting, what's it about?


a56220  No.352969

>>352967

It really was. Such a disappointment

>>352968

>A darkness swirls at the center of a world-renowned dance company, one that will engulf the artistic director, an ambitious young dancer, and a grieving psychotherapist. Some will succumb to the nightmare. Others will finally wake up.

Sounds wage but I've seen some cool imagery from it and don't want to spoil myself more


a56220  No.352970

File: b129cb148bcbde0⋯.png (1.31 MB, 1200x800, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png)

>they will never tip toe in their ballet shoes on your balls


01c98a  No.352971

File: 95191ab0a1f66fd⋯.png (398.33 KB, 871x677, 871:677, 95191ab0a1f66fd219dd4dffc7….png)


28cf59  No.352972

File: 9555e06b1612470⋯.jpg (407.86 KB, 2048x1446, 1024:723, Flamingo Ballet 🌸🦢.jpg)

love ballet girls


75f007  No.352973

File: 5c3512a77efb001⋯.jpg (13.92 KB, 212x255, 212:255, 5c3512a77efb001b8423de54cc….jpg)

How the fuck do people even get a job, I looked on a load of sites and all the jobs need like 5 years experience and a degree none of which I have but I keep being told by Tory boys that unemployment is low and there are loads of jobs for the average lad to do, well where the fuck are they then.


28cf59  No.352974

>>352973

learn HTML/css, git, sql, node.js and some client side javascript frameworks


c714c9  No.352975

>>352974

Any alternatives?


75f007  No.352976

File: 2f6315cfccddfc2⋯.png (68.02 KB, 645x729, 215:243, 729.png)

>>352974

Why do people always give this advice as if it's useful

>Just spend 2 years learning different programming languages bro

Asians do all those jobs now anyway


c714c9  No.352977

>>352976

There's definitely online work out there that neet lads could do. I know that there are a lot of Filipino virtual assistants doing mostly English based work online so I'm sure a neet lad could do that as well.


a56220  No.352978

File: be67498b572c743⋯.png (170.52 KB, 768x768, 1:1, be67498b572c743eef2c6118cf….png)

invent a time machine that puts me back in my old body so I can binge watch anime all day again while lying in bed, please


a56220  No.352979

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>tfw didn't even know what filler was back then so enjoyed even that


28cf59  No.352980

>>352975

C#, and ASP.NET, SQL

or

Linux, docker, python

>>352976

wrong companies are really struggling to hire such people


c714c9  No.352981

In fact I'd love to have my own neet virtual assistant.


d1f959  No.352982

I love the sound of crunching.


062fe5  No.352983

>>352954

It was just that bit tbh.Alluding to what he revealed in anothervid. Took me ages to find again, just for (You).

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d5-fJaZUfhc&t=3m15s

Based civic painter.


d1f959  No.352984

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


d70733  No.352985

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>352982

found just the video for you, I'm sure you'll enjoy this very much


a56220  No.352986

>>352983

fuck's sake ree even civic fencer is less civic

>>352984

God that feels awful


d1f959  No.352987

File: e2f0fa822fadf5d⋯.png (2.11 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

File: af2493c9b3cc418⋯.png (2 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

File: f994f8a03ef15ca⋯.png (2.05 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>352985

What an alien looking black woman.

Also, I don't like the sound of eating. It messes with my sensory issues.


d1f959  No.352988

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

She's dead.


a56220  No.352989

File: 835f3d9a2faa968⋯.jpeg (42.46 KB, 723x445, 723:445, 835f3d9a2faa968eb6d4e1739….jpeg)

>>352988

No sad videos


a56220  No.352990

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


062fe5  No.352991

>>352986

Fug I got the wrong time in the other vid tbh. It was a bit later, but the same thing about his wife.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B4ziC_3icKw&t=69m13s

>she's British

Keek.


a56220  No.352992


d1f959  No.352993

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

d70733  No.352994

>>352987

imagine what it must be like to be that thing, crawling out of bed in the morning and putting lipstick/eyeshadow on your monkey/troll face trying to look like a human woman


a56220  No.352995

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

516bb8  No.352996

>>352949

Never said I was right wing, tbh.


01c98a  No.352997

File: d4bee7d5d0dd513⋯.jpg (44.42 KB, 500x361, 500:361, 1466747290519.jpg)


a56220  No.352998

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>352997

good mummy bear


01c98a  No.352999

File: 285a16d785167a7⋯.jpg (46.08 KB, 446x384, 223:192, 688eca17f2fc279717ddf9471e….jpg)


01c98a  No.353000

File: daf50c35bf39dc2⋯.jpg (10.7 KB, 320x272, 20:17, 1422291068241.jpg)


a56220  No.353001

File: fa4f0e8dcadc5ea⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.27 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>no 1984 gf


a56220  No.353002

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

a56220  No.353003

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

handsome boi


01c98a  No.353004

File: cdc58b85c01356e⋯.jpg (48.87 KB, 324x600, 27:50, c39fbc19b8743079e61a01e94f….jpg)


58c258  No.353005

>>353001

manface tbh


d70733  No.353006

>>353001

reminds me of this chick I met way back when, she must have been an infowars watcher because she was immediately going on about how "when guys in uniforms that say FEMA on them tell you to go to the camps, DON'T GO!" and stuff. she was pretty thicc, I should've went along with it instead of brushing her off as a loon but the thought didn't even cross my mind at the time


a56220  No.353007

File: 2b288dc07c3ec38⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 1.99 MB, 375x200, 15:8, tumblr_nnd7rfSTQi1rfd7lko1….gif)

mummy


58c258  No.353008

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

this man has reached neckbeard levels previously not thought possible


a56220  No.353009

>>353008

BIG ANIME TITTIES


d70733  No.353010

>>353007

literal 5/10


a56220  No.353011

>>353010

she has a natural beauty, idno how else to describe it. She really struck me when I watched it and I was immediately sad knowing she is today 34 years older


75f007  No.353012

>>353010

What are you a Chad or something, even psl she's a 6


3ddf19  No.353013

>>353011

did anyone sort out a movie for tonight?


75f007  No.353014

Sick of boomers in their 60s and 70s hogging jobs tbh


75f007  No.353015

Should I have a wank, haven't had one in 2019 yet


a56220  No.353016

>>353013

Suspiria(2018) but don't have time today so we'll watch it timorrow instead. I am going to work in 1 hour 30 minutes


a56220  No.353017

>>353015

goodlad


e7b377  No.353018

>>352984

/newbrit/ ASMR when?


01c98a  No.353019

File: fd3aa75c4895e94⋯.jpg (15.06 KB, 276x385, 276:385, 1432210616494.jpg)


a56220  No.353020


3ddf19  No.353021

File: 006ed3d03ca953b⋯.jpg (21.9 KB, 399x325, 399:325, 006ed3d03ca953bc8f69b08959….jpg)

>>353016

> I am going to work in 1 hour 30 minutes

good luck fren, work hard enough not to get fired


a56220  No.353022

>>353021

thanks, lad

gonna take my time, newspaper delivery is a shorter day than what I used to so I am in no big rush to get home tbh


75f007  No.353023

>>353017

That a no then


a56220  No.353024


58c258  No.353025

File: a5b80152a17a51a⋯.png (759.86 KB, 697x467, 697:467, mmmtrek.png)

peanut butter and honey on toast

>ASMR In The Car with Farting Martin

keeeeek


3e2090  No.353026

>>353020

your accent is great man


a56220  No.353027

File: 94f8127172a403a⋯.png (6.25 KB, 339x348, 113:116, 1536994069900.png)

>>353026

thanks, dude. that was the end of my route so I was tired tbh

>thought it'd be a comfy drive today but again it snows just before it is time meaning the chances of getting struck are there


75f007  No.353028

File: 1196720c9863df0⋯.png (183.52 KB, 737x758, 737:758, 1196720c9863df068d1e836097….png)


01c98a  No.353029

File: 2005136e3bd6619⋯.png (11.34 KB, 398x455, 398:455, 86e753659ef5d0d80d7a4e9817….png)


c714c9  No.353030

>>353027

>struck

Hope that's a typo.


01c98a  No.353031

File: c2dfee686684a8a⋯.png (426.87 KB, 763x392, 109:56, 143536245343535.png)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


a56220  No.353032


a56220  No.353033

File: 9969c8f273a094c⋯.png (8.44 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 66fe5e3561d8ca4d8639296697….png)

>mummy letting me borrow the family car with a four wheel drive and better tyres for tonight


516bb8  No.353034

>>353029

Who is this mystery dude?


e7b377  No.353035

>>353020

That was very comfy thank you lad. :-)


a56220  No.353036

File: db51df7db8260aa⋯.png (82.78 KB, 1168x890, 584:445, canoing.png)

>>353035

Comfy forever


a56220  No.353037

File: aedb581a751e355⋯.png (260.07 KB, 1168x993, 1168:993, ClipboardImage.png)


58c258  No.353038

File: eacdd9ce9964052⋯.png (719.23 KB, 477x750, 159:250, megakeek2.png)

>>353037

oh shit it's hitler!

NIGGERS


907881  No.353039

File: 03706d75f65fd3c⋯.gif (1.43 MB, 360x238, 180:119, smk.gif)


01c98a  No.353040

File: 891db119aa1b2c2⋯.png (13.41 KB, 398x455, 398:455, 86e753659ef5d0d80d7a4e9817….png)


516bb8  No.353041

>>353040

I'll never forget him.


4464d2  No.353042

File: 4eca7df35fb4a33⋯.png (100 KB, 338x300, 169:150, 4eca7df35fb4a336f8181a1394….png)


a56220  No.353043

File: 1eb5f09062242b2⋯.png (7.96 KB, 624x408, 26:17, drive.png)

>when you look at the clock and realise it is time

later lads


58c258  No.353044

>>353043

stay safe out there, traveller


01c98a  No.353045

File: 6590eb8c78d4893⋯.png (15.65 KB, 416x455, 32:35, 86e753659ef5d0d80d7a4e9817….png)


01c98a  No.353046

>>353043

Later lad.


c99415  No.353047

File: 803e43e8d47c4c3⋯.jpg (99.09 KB, 902x571, 902:571, Jewess 221.jpg)


d70733  No.353048

>>353047

why do they take such photographs? is it a mosad operation?


516bb8  No.353049

>>353047

>that pencil gap between the boobs

gross


d70733  No.353050

>>353049

nah it's nice, that's a nice rack

but I object to the jew star


a56220  No.353051

File: 1279eb231072337⋯.png (1.04 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 99d2d173d927965⋯.png (735.61 KB, 1200x500, 12:5, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 170bc3f16851c95⋯.png (665.9 KB, 700x700, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 24817f1ce58424c⋯.png (1.21 MB, 648x1000, 81:125, ClipboardImage.png)

SUSPIRIA TOMORROW AT 19:00

<Fantasy, Horror, Mystery

>A darkness swirls at the center of a world-renowned dance company, one that will engulf the artistic director, an ambitious young dancer, and a grieving psychotherapist. Some will succumb to the nightmare. Others will finally wake up.


a56220  No.353052

night lads


516bb8  No.353053

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>353051

The original Italian version is one the most atmospheric and unsettling horror films I've ever seen. Banging soundtrack too.


c99415  No.353054

File: 53e2d7901fe0e3f⋯.jpg (33.79 KB, 484x461, 484:461, 176.jpg)


516bb8  No.353055

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

22st: the animation


58c258  No.353056

morning lads

>>353051

not really interested in this either tbh

besides muh video games are 7 to 8pm every day except thursday now


28cf59  No.353057

>>353051

sounds good


28cf59  No.353058

>>353008

tbh feel somewhat envious because I never get that enthusiastic about anything irl


6eaaf0  No.353059

File: 0bef54b505fa659⋯.jpg (536.72 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, ck2cor3.jpg)

NO NO NO NO


4ee268  No.353060

File: 122aab5a1afd092⋯.gif (1.11 MB, 464x262, 232:131, sneeze.gif)

Data: White American Births Below Replacement Level in Every State

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/01/13/states-birth-rate-2017/

WHY DIDN'T DRUMPF FIX THIS


58c258  No.353061

File: 23d67ac4a88593e⋯.png (10.7 KB, 334x395, 334:395, pepegown.png)

>vilage agent lass comes by while I'm still in my dressing gowns

>>353060

reminder that they count spics as white americans so it's actually even worse than it appears


58c258  No.353062

File: 263bd3a69f033fd⋯.png (1.41 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)


3e2090  No.353063

File: 858c400cefa9df7⋯.png (405.38 KB, 523x669, 523:669, ClipboardImage.png)

>>353062

Great series


6eaaf0  No.353064

File: 3bf4f949b8dd6cb⋯.jpg (83.04 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, uhqd.jpg)


58c258  No.353065

File: 5c0754fe00f5548⋯.png (32.35 KB, 399x322, 57:46, eeshsmoke.png)


6eaaf0  No.353066

File: 0f7d3c2f8d1c431⋯.png (8.43 KB, 472x408, 59:51, dorsepepeback.png)


c714c9  No.353067

Lads can we play ask a newbrit pal for replies to messages from foids?


6eaaf0  No.353068


c714c9  No.353069

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


6eaaf0  No.353070


c714c9  No.353071

>tfw rich neet, tfw looking for misplaced cheques to cash.


6eaaf0  No.353072

>>353071

give me some


c714c9  No.353073

>>353072

They're only £25 ones. still?


6eaaf0  No.353074


6eaaf0  No.353075

*embraces the baldness*


c714c9  No.353076

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

c714c9  No.353077

File: fb0d7bd220fea40⋯.png (81.68 KB, 300x753, 100:251, paintyourselfgoldboyo.png)

>>353075

wrong link


945da6  No.353078

>>353076

thanks for posting, missed yesterdays one


6eaaf0  No.353079

>>353076

why do people watch this fat porridgewog anymore


c714c9  No.353080

>>353079

Radio, he sounds like the radio.


a56220  No.353081


58c258  No.353082

File: 73d0ad3a92ec9ef⋯.png (631.54 KB, 600x600, 1:1, baby.png)

My hands, they were only made for blessing!


6eaaf0  No.353083

File: eb08fd00ad2d1ea⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 293.38 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, 1545866915095.jpg)


6eaaf0  No.353084

File: 737ef7d87d3e649⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 2.85 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1547463370636.webm)

damn


28cf59  No.353085

>>353084

> no qt to grope


c714c9  No.353086

>>353085

Any lads had their bums groped?

I had my bum groped by a lass once, I kinda liked it. Idk why girls don't like it.


6eaaf0  No.353087

>>353086

yeah

was weird tbh


28cf59  No.353088

>>353086

women are more selective than men


6eaaf0  No.353089

File: 5e048556a65439e⋯.jpg (63.29 KB, 526x400, 263:200, devilpepe.jpg)

*slaps a girls bum but they just call me cheeky*


f6e89f  No.353090

>>353086

Yeah lad, number of times.

> Idk why girls don't like it.

Depends on who's doing it I guess, also it probably happens to them alot more so it gets old


28cf59  No.353091

File: 3d429f74426e2ce⋯.png (457.75 KB, 830x705, 166:141, woesdab.png)


6eaaf0  No.353092

>>353091

his jawline is just fat


a56220  No.353093

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>No princess to sully


28cf59  No.353094

>>353092

why did he think that T shirt was a good idea?


a56220  No.353095

>>353091

I wish I had a small MW living under my table so I could throw him some scraps every now and then


58c258  No.353096

File: b4d4d9251e5bee7⋯.png (153.97 KB, 259x251, 259:251, wews3.png)

>>353095

>Boomlenial Wews constantly vlogging at you and being incredibly depressing or irritating

no thanks


6eaaf0  No.353097

>>353094

why did he think being a racist bigot was a good idea?


6eaaf0  No.353098

should order some vitamin d/k tbh


a56220  No.353099

>>353096

that's when you just give him a lil kick and then you feel bad so you buy him some coke


6eaaf0  No.353100

File: 2225bb5fbe48d4b⋯.jpg (105.98 KB, 601x601, 1:1, JUST.jpg)

>all of these health sites that sell sex toys


a56220  No.353101

File: 6b79943430ea3f4⋯.png (1020.8 KB, 900x688, 225:172, ClipboardImage.png)

NOO NEO DON'T PUT YOUR FAT ARSE IN MY FACE NOOOOO


c714c9  No.353102

>>353099

I think he'd be quite talkative.


a56220  No.353103

>>353102

then you just get a shock collar


6eaaf0  No.353104

>whenever my mum explains anything to me she is so fucking awkward

why? think she genuinely has some fucking autism or something i hate her


a56220  No.353105

File: 471ffd2ae3d2049⋯.png (1.44 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

NEO NOOOOOOO


c714c9  No.353106

>>353104

Do you hate her or her DNA lad?


a56220  No.353107

>>353104

Explain what exactly she did, lad


6eaaf0  No.353108

>>353106

both

>>353107

tries to explain that friends dog has to be put down cos of cancer

she just puts on a voice and repeats the same thing, sometimes stops in the middle of a sentence and starts a new one, speaks really quietly sometimes while other times she basically shouts


a56220  No.353109

>>353108

she's acting how she think she is supposed to act in cases maybe.


6eaaf0  No.353110

>>353109

i think she is deliberately awkward and annoying

she just doesnt think before she speaks


c714c9  No.353111

>>353110

My dad does that, I think the only solution is for someone to leave.


6eaaf0  No.353112

>>353111

i just dont understand it, tbh

genuine NPCs


a56220  No.353113

>>353110

kek, I guess mummy does that too. I am passive aggressive and will let people know when I am done talking to them, but she just keeps asking questions smh. I put my headphones on and gave short uninterested answers take the hint smh


a56220  No.353114

File: c80ec2ee734badc⋯.jpg (83.81 KB, 947x960, 947:960, 09e8cfe610d79f06df611a24fc….jpg)

I love her


6eaaf0  No.353115

>>353113

sometimes i dont even acknowledge her but she still keeps asking the same stupid questions


a56220  No.353116

File: 5217c65a888e97e⋯.png (269.05 KB, 736x729, 736:729, ClipboardImage.png)

I love her too tbh


a56220  No.353117

File: 869af3f32da5b19⋯.png (381.04 KB, 870x936, 145:156, ClipboardImage.png)

Here they are together, I love them both

>>353115

yeah smh. She just wants to have some interaction with me I guess


c714c9  No.353118

Looking through noise cancellling headphones.


6eaaf0  No.353119

just want a fucking wool blanket i can afford that is made in this country

fucksake why is it so hard to find things online even wh


6eaaf0  No.353120

>>353119

even when you specifically search for it*


a56220  No.353121

File: 7b2de3a47e05065⋯.png (1.39 MB, 1968x1292, 492:323, ClipboardImage.png)

oof


516bb8  No.353122

>>353095

>Fhock orf. Threwing that checken at me. I'm working very hard't…

>Could I have a coke, please?

>Ha! Like that time in Dorctor Who. What? No. I don't like it. Would you like to watch some?


a56220  No.353123

>>353122

>tfw you teach him to sieg heil and put it on social media and you go to prison while he is euthanised


a56220  No.353124

File: 68d473a3b33ea91⋯.png (376.36 KB, 700x982, 350:491, ClipboardImage.png)

mummyy


28cf59  No.353125

>>353119

got myself a Stewart tartan one a few years back. Feels comfy on the sofa.


6eaaf0  No.353126

>>353125

i feel weird about getting a tartan that doesnt have my surname

but i guess its the only real option tbh


a56220  No.353127

File: b4f3403b6bb4fdb⋯.png (232.22 KB, 807x513, 269:171, ClipboardImage.png)

And this is why we must die


c714c9  No.353128

>>353127

They're just larpers I think.

Any advice for buying shirts?


c99415  No.353129

File: 8dc94a78af20abc⋯.png (18.62 KB, 512x512, 1:1, 1f914.png)


a56220  No.353130

>>353129

Lad?

>>353128

what shirts?


c99415  No.353131

>>353130

It's a book on the savagery niggers get up to.


c714c9  No.353132

File: fac9aa8c1a06654⋯.png (1.42 MB, 3840x2160, 16:9, shirts.png)

>>353130

Casual Shirts, I want to be fashionable.


28cf59  No.353133

>>353127

it's going to be horrible when we're a minority ruled over by these people


4ee268  No.353134

File: f3bfef76a161179⋯.png (392.01 KB, 351x1056, 117:352, ClipboardImage.png)

Just had a bread-free lunch by putting some cucumber, mixed salad, bit of bacon and a fried egg in a bowl together. I think I prefer bowls to plates, plates encourage bread smh.


a56220  No.353135

File: a5d901f357887ff⋯.png (93.39 KB, 1920x1097, 1920:1097, ClipboardImage.png)

>>353131

Nice flag

>>353132

I really don't know

>>353134

eggs and bacon always makes me feel awful in the morning


6eaaf0  No.353136

>>353132

different shirts for different weather, cotton is so common now its really annoying

maybe tailored shirt if you have problems like me trying to get shirts

or go to a charity shop


c714c9  No.353137

>>353136

If the weather is humid, what should I go for?

Also is it normal to be drawn to burgundy?


a56220  No.353138

File: e28dc15c3fa77be⋯.png (962.63 KB, 1000x563, 1000:563, ClipboardImage.png)

*just puts on something I found in the closet*

Me on the right


6eaaf0  No.353139

>>353137

probably thin cotton

burgundy is a nice colour, i have a corduroy burgundy shirt, super warm and cozy

>small size is too tight on my chest

>medium size the arms are too long

smh

>>353138

me in the back on the left


a56220  No.353140

Do classes in England suggest what you should wear? Would you be frowned upon for dressing too well for your class?


c714c9  No.353141

File: 47323b7ae07d61e⋯.png (1.89 MB, 3840x2160, 16:9, what about this colour.png)


6eaaf0  No.353142

>>353140

we wear school uniform


a56220  No.353143

>>353142

You're not in school though. Are you in a NEET uniform now?


6eaaf0  No.353144

>>353143

oh i thought you meant SCHOOL class

but not particularly, no

unless you go to one extreme

it would entirely depend on the occasion as well


a56220  No.353145

File: 8d57387f30deb9f⋯.png (3.82 MB, 1100x1608, 275:402, ClipboardImage.png)

SUPERNATURAL HORROR, SUSPIRIA, TONIGHT AT 19:00


6eaaf0  No.353146

>>353145

bit too past bedtime for me


da5be1  No.353147

yeet


c99415  No.353148

File: 9f52a6a39d4b9b7⋯.png (862.42 KB, 628x699, 628:699, ahhhhhhhhh.PNG)


c714c9  No.353149

File: 84d5dd5b55a9b7d⋯.png (2.06 MB, 3840x2160, 16:9, whatdoyouthink.png)


da5be1  No.353150

>>353149

It's even less representitive of the type of person who buys M&S clothes because he's also under 50


6eaaf0  No.353151

>>353149

its about what you want, tbh

fucking wogs


a56220  No.353152

>>353149

Do you get him if you buy the shirt?


c99415  No.353153

>>353150

>>353151

>>353152

oof, savage. you guys…


c714c9  No.353154

>>353150

What's the younger demographic's online shirts site?


6eaaf0  No.353155

>>353153

no, the thing in that picture is


c714c9  No.353156

File: 327fd5e5f5bf865⋯.mp4 (4.05 MB, 720x936, 10:13, mands.mp4)


01c98a  No.353157

File: 2005136e3bd6619⋯.png (11.34 KB, 398x455, 398:455, 86e753659ef5d0d80d7a4e9817….png)


a56220  No.353158

File: e845451d32f9938⋯.png (20.17 KB, 529x529, 1:1, 5778ee8ae22608ee0e415d2bf1….png)


deff2f  No.353159

>>352604

shoot the boats.

treat it as an act of invasion/war

there must still be some piracy laws around that say you can sink them.

if the government wasn't a juden-run corrupt piece of filthy globalist soros poison, then they would be offering bounties for members of the public who sink invading vessels.

i'd like to see every last shitskin freezing in the north sea.


58c258  No.353160

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

reading my backlog of Morgoth's Review articles and getting good and angry tbh


deff2f  No.353161

>>352653

Actung!! I help you Tommy! ratatatatata-FOOM


3e2090  No.353162

File: a0fba7c247f3044⋯.png (670.98 KB, 1500x1600, 15:16, ClipboardImage.png)

*eats chorizo once*


6eaaf0  No.353163

might get a bowie knife tbh

hmm


a56220  No.353164

File: eea2a3acef4b3b9⋯.png (515.83 KB, 450x623, 450:623, ClipboardImage.png)

dayum


3e2090  No.353165

>>353164

that dont look natural


f6e89f  No.353166

>>353160

He really knows how to get the rage burning tbh


a56220  No.353167

>>353165

i think it is a statue. Bit weird with the tits on the leg, same with the arses keek


6eaaf0  No.353168

>tell mummy about getting a knife

>she didnt completely sperg out

phew

i hope she doesnt gossip about it tho smh


a56220  No.353169

File: 56cd4648ac8a492⋯.png (911.56 KB, 793x1024, 793:1024, ClipboardImage.png)


a56220  No.353170

>>353168

*arranges an intervention*


a56220  No.353171

File: a1cf9451ec3c926⋯.png (1.13 MB, 814x1024, 407:512, ClipboardImage.png)

x


a56220  No.353172

File: 847aea22005028c⋯.png (6.92 MB, 2504x3227, 2504:3227, ClipboardImage.png)

The thicc


6eaaf0  No.353173

>>353170

*stabs you*


a56220  No.353174

File: ba2e8d0c9cfc505⋯.png (467.95 KB, 717x785, 717:785, ClipboardImage.png)

fucking kill me


a56220  No.353175

File: f3ec8d260df7eb9⋯.png (522.32 KB, 497x640, 497:640, ClipboardImage.png)

>>353173

thanks


a56220  No.353176

File: 4e697533b69d7d2⋯.png (1.12 MB, 800x1024, 25:32, ClipboardImage.png)

Top fucking keek I love this one


4ee268  No.353177

File: b4736cf8a9f329c⋯.png (12.08 KB, 860x800, 43:40, 92947cbc4d4f3653b1d78c8285….png)


a56220  No.353178

File: 883a0e422858f74⋯.png (135.67 KB, 814x916, 407:458, 883a0e422858f74bf346db8a88….png)

>>353177

Pembs!


3e2090  No.353179

File: cfe9de2f04c0fe8⋯.jpg (47.25 KB, 720x720, 1:1, 1547143129186.jpg)


a56220  No.353180

File: 304937fae8dee9e⋯.jpg (490.07 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 304937fae8dee9e739f59fe627….jpg)

>>353179

based Steiner OC

remember when we were all one big happy family smh


58c258  No.353181

File: 5c353bb382224ae⋯.png (73.15 KB, 475x382, 475:382, pepegiorno.png)

salamis on sale at the shop

it's homemade pizza week

hope dad actually eats it though smh he has gone all in on the vegan refuse he gets from the shop he works at

>>353175

>nigglets feeding off of the blood of an obese pale giant

wdhmbt?


6eaaf0  No.353182

File: 2746f5092aa0ea3⋯.jpg (104.17 KB, 736x736, 1:1, 1547460374313.jpg)

>go into shop

>see this

what do?


58c258  No.353183

File: 777885c1dfdd454⋯.png (269.17 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, steinerlunacy.png)

>>353180

steiner should post here smh


a56220  No.353184

>>353182

ask them if they want to be my girlfriends


a56220  No.353185

>>353183

we're too gay and not esoteric enough


6eaaf0  No.353186

>>353184

>haha, youre so tall anon! your accent is cute, what are you, swedish?


58c258  No.353187

File: 5de941b59ebb865⋯.png (6.7 KB, 418x408, 209:204, backpepepagang.png)

>>353185

druidism is way more exotic than anything /shit/ does


58c258  No.353188

File: 39c0d295df21ab6⋯.png (19.97 KB, 376x341, 376:341, tardjak37druid.png)

I mean esoteric tbh


a56220  No.353189

File: 5fefc11eac6fa2a⋯.png (332.18 KB, 755x1058, 755:1058, ClipboardImage.png)

>>353186

y-you too.

>they all want to be my gf

how do I pick, lad?

also love their hair, dno what it is called but it's like a fringe/bangs but extended a little to the sides

pic kind of related but not really as her hair is just pulled back

>>353187

idno I haven seen much of it, really the only esoterism I recall is from Steiner himself or that hindu lad


4ee268  No.353190

File: 29aeae82f949348⋯.png (15.27 KB, 1227x799, 1227:799, e4cefed5bc5fc9e23b088b5010….png)

>>353187

Not really, you rarely post about esoteric druid lore tbh. /newbrit/ is mostly blogging neets and wagies without a large audience or live news coverage like /brit/.


58c258  No.353191

File: ebc5de4452e714c⋯.png (1.91 KB, 418x408, 209:204, backpepefarawayoramidge.png)

>>353190

well the real druid stuff is on druid/pol/ but even that is mostly blogging

at least it is esoteric to a retarded degree when it does get going

when will /shit/ kill moonman and remove the bans, lads

smh


ed69fd  No.353192

>look at /shit/

>still mostly ragebait


6eaaf0  No.353193

>>353189

well you drop your pants and show them your mutilated penis and see which one of them wants to be with you


01c98a  No.353194

File: fcfd0d275f8cbcd⋯.png (495.89 KB, 7792x2912, 487:182, RP8.png)

>>353182

BEGONE THOTS


01c98a  No.353195

File: 1cad7812be87c39⋯.png (20.55 KB, 645x773, 645:773, 1431320565558.png)


6eaaf0  No.353196

>drop my trousers [no pants as i do not wear them]

>upon the sight of my huge, thick 8 inch todger, they bite their lips and roll their eyes back, letting off an unstoppable moan of pure pleasure, the floor wet with the juices of their vaginas.


a56220  No.353197


6eaaf0  No.353198

>>353194

they are beautiful arthoes, not thots


6eaaf0  No.353199

>>353197

>omg its… so small.. it doesnt even look normal, ewww!


6eaaf0  No.353200

think i could become an erotic novel writer?


01c98a  No.353201

File: 95191ab0a1f66fd⋯.png (398.33 KB, 871x677, 871:677, 95191ab0a1f66fd219dd4dffc7….png)


6eaaf0  No.353202

>>353201

t. gayist


a56220  No.353203

File: 3ffb4c545193a23⋯.png (5.99 KB, 567x606, 189:202, 6c94821dc7b0c468412e7e9132….png)

>>353199

>tfw the sock I stuff with falls out


6eaaf0  No.353204

>>353203

the sock you cum into?


a56220  No.353205

>>353204

No, it's a Christmas stocking as that is the biggest sock


01c98a  No.353206

File: 1b750648bfd324f⋯.png (134.41 KB, 316x397, 316:397, 1465238967222.png)

>>353202

t. cringist


6eaaf0  No.353207

teenagers these days look so fucking gay

they deserve to be bullied


6eaaf0  No.353208

File: e9dc5f64aed1db9⋯.gif (810.59 KB, 160x160, 1:1, 1546479568533.gif)


ed69fd  No.353209

File: 356ff1a6d7ea065⋯.png (30.52 KB, 694x516, 347:258, ClipboardImage.png)

COMMUNISM


01c98a  No.353210

File: ffacfcf60669407⋯.jpg (25.44 KB, 320x298, 160:149, 1422248597848.jpg)


c714c9  No.353211

Is it possible to learn a trade from an e-book?


01c98a  No.353212

File: 939e514cb03f4f1⋯.png (11.26 KB, 525x468, 175:156, 1a58f2d72fbad808b434719f12….png)

>>353211

Possibly.


6eaaf0  No.353213

>>353211

probably

the only thing you miss is the personal thing and the mastery of the person teaching you


6eaaf0  No.353214

id cum hard inside half of these tiktok girls

i tell ya


c714c9  No.353215

>>353212

>>353213

Brb, going become a plumber.


01c98a  No.353216

File: 484f8b56ddbc5b9⋯.png (11.25 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 88e092a0685e1c77875cdd5d41….png)

>>353215

Good lad.


6eaaf0  No.353217

>>353215

good lad

you'll get all the MILFs wanting you to clean their pipes


516bb8  No.353218

>>353216

Who is he?


6eaaf0  No.353219

>>353218

You

Me

We

All of us

We are all cool dudes


01c98a  No.353220

File: 51c750f4f04ba8c⋯.png (9.68 KB, 454x408, 227:204, 1a58f2d72fbad808b434719f12….png)


a56220  No.353221

File: 1b388a9e41546ed⋯.png (264.04 KB, 480x360, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

*reacts to manga chapter* AW SHIEET HIEEEEL NOOOOOOU


516bb8  No.353222

>>353220

Who is this mystery charmer


28cf59  No.353223

Just watched Alien Covenant, really good film


01c98a  No.353224

File: 2005136e3bd6619⋯.png (11.34 KB, 398x455, 398:455, 86e753659ef5d0d80d7a4e9817….png)

>>353222

*Combs hair and puts on leather jacket.*


01c98a  No.353225

File: 0363c1759b00d4d⋯.png (106.75 KB, 470x364, 235:182, 0363c1759b00d4dc554e004ab6….png)


c714c9  No.353226

>>353221

You could do that.


a56220  No.353227

>>353226

Anyone could, a reaction is just that


c714c9  No.353228

>>353227

Yea but there's probably room for an amiable Norwegian guy.


6eaaf0  No.353229

File: a3d70170bf633ac⋯.jpg (388.42 KB, 1000x1496, 125:187, 5.jpg)

hope it gets like this this year tbh


6eaaf0  No.353230

where are the other posters

wheres daftie


58c258  No.353231

you killed them, dorset

you killed them all


01c98a  No.353232

File: d00615921ccb270⋯.png (388 KB, 644x618, 322:309, jtfjtyfuygk.png)


a56220  No.353233

>>353228

I feel like I should have something to say or analyse though, and I don't


6eaaf0  No.353234

oh siht

did you realise

brown backwards, is nword


6eaaf0  No.353235

>>353231

sweatingpepe.jpg


01c98a  No.353236

File: 9f88445ea1a0ba2⋯.jpg (96.04 KB, 792x558, 44:31, 1456583537886-2.jpg)


a56220  No.353237

File: 8a5de230ef126ed⋯.png (11.01 MB, 1920x2560, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

Thirsty?


01c98a  No.353238

File: 070488506f439f5⋯.png (195.54 KB, 344x378, 172:189, MILK 13.png)


6eaaf0  No.353239

might go for the black watch tartan blanket tbh


a56220  No.353240

File: 61d8754ea71b672⋯.png (592.04 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 80e745a325703dd⋯.png (682.22 KB, 1280x679, 1280:679, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 41d23d83e8bb6ec⋯.png (486.62 KB, 768x433, 768:433, ClipboardImage.png)

SUSPIRIA AT 19:00


2bc3f6  No.353241

I don't think I've slept a full night in 10 months, convinced it's emf

what's the point anymore


a56220  No.353242

>>353241

What's a full night and how do you know you haven't slept?


d1f959  No.353243

File: 7d5bc03f0159bad⋯.png (416.16 KB, 660x495, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

Right folks, I've got a high court writ here. I'm here for the Norwegian.


d1f959  No.353244

File: 5e4af3ee2e1077d⋯.png (1.39 MB, 797x1200, 797:1200, ClipboardImage.png)

AWWWWWWWW


a56220  No.353245

>>353243

My parents wouldn't throw me out

>>353244

>he wore that while evicting people


2bc3f6  No.353246

>>353242

I wake up multiple times in the night and take a while to fall asleep I just can't get a night wihout waking no matter what I do I've tried so hard


d1f959  No.353247

File: a1e92ef2e175836⋯.jpg (572.81 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1547481128133.jpg)

>>353245

We can do this the easy way or the hard way. We have an order from the high court ordering you to vacate these premises today. You've got one hour to move your belongings.


28cf59  No.353248

>>353246

have you got some stress in your day to day life


a56220  No.353249

>>353246

Poor lad. Tried exhausting yourself?

>>353247

*locks myself in the safe, our combined weight being 40st*

>still more than 200 lbs lighter than the latest fatty


d1f959  No.353250

>>353249

I guess you're about to get… ==TAKEN AWAY==


d1f959  No.353251

>>353250

Ffs I thought I was being cool.


a56220  No.353252

>>353251

>>353250

>beginner's mistake

wew


d1f959  No.353253

*leans*


3ddf19  No.353254

File: ea837c407f8375e⋯.jpg (324.65 KB, 960x1440, 2:3, the_trust.jpg)


d1f959  No.353255

File: b89f7126d04209d⋯.jpg (986.26 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1484678247079.jpg)

*leans properly*


d1f959  No.353256

File: a1d9ed4cbdd13d9⋯.jpg (151.26 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1547138592103.jpg)

*presses*


2bc3f6  No.353257

>>353248

I've tried spending a week nearly just lying in bed listening to music or talking and shit trying to have as little stress as possible and it didn't work

>>353249

that makes it worse


d1f959  No.353258

File: 5211c7c26100c8f⋯.jpg (67.13 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, youngpope14j1.jpg)

"Your Holiness, it is time to remove the Norwegian."


28cf59  No.353259

>>353254

other film is on at 7pm


a56220  No.353260

File: df14cb97bd78ffa⋯.png (26.22 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 1b944207d54c7e6ff98be74c8c….png)

>>353254

I have been announcing a film since yesterday, lad


2bc3f6  No.353261

taking turpentine recently maybe that will help something aha


3ddf19  No.353262

File: 1b0e7ee43a6e11c⋯.png (7.3 KB, 419x395, 419:395, 0edbb043bab5551d58334fda9a….png)

>>353259

wut? there is another film?

>>353260

you watched it without telling me?


c87d87  No.353263

File: 7f7d78c6b2b07df⋯.jpeg (77.26 KB, 1400x700, 2:1, truedettectiveseason3a.jpeg)

File: 225e8e6af83d607⋯.jpg (6.19 KB, 332x152, 83:38, truedetectiveseason3.jpg)


a56220  No.353264

>>353258

You should scold her for her lack of subtlety.


28cf59  No.353265

>>353263

used to it by now tbh

>>353262

see >>353240


a56220  No.353266

>>353240

>>353262

No, it's another film, Suspiria 2018

>>353240


3ddf19  No.353267

File: 5fb938d0ae82b81⋯.png (3.39 KB, 418x398, 209:199, 2f733212caa5dac397bc98baa9….png)

>>353240

>looks weird and boring

a 22st choice


a56220  No.353268


e7b377  No.353269

File: 890c7f8186aa90d⋯.jpg (81.44 KB, 680x382, 340:191, IMG_3333.JPG)

*runs away in Popery*


4ee268  No.353270

File: 94976368c2df9e5⋯.jpg (17.28 KB, 225x318, 75:106, 1543277879904.jpg)

watching clash of the titans, should be fun


c87d87  No.353271

>>353268

True Detective was a major TV series, lad.

Season 2 had a lead woman. Season 3 a lead black male actor.

Season 1 had two Woody Harrelson and Macsomething.


2bc3f6  No.353272

>>353271

macbeth


a56220  No.353273

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>353271

Yeah I know, only the first one was good. At least the second season had some memes keek


28cf59  No.353274

>>353271

that woman stabbing that piece of wood was annoying


28cf59  No.353275

>>353273

implausible for a handsome alpha dad like that to have such a loser kid


a56220  No.353276

File: 1fbb48937428a53⋯.png (508.46 KB, 680x478, 340:239, ClipboardImage.png)

It was kind of weird how they moved away from any supernatural things at all, it's kind of what made the first one more intriguing than just a regular detective show


a56220  No.353277

>>353275

The mum had most of the custody I think


58c258  No.353278

>>353254

I want to see this lad smh but my video games go on until 8pm


c87d87  No.353279

>>353273

Used to get a drive in from a Welsh lad, we larped as Rust Cohle and Harrelson's character. He wanted to be Cohle but I pointed out to him that Harrelson always drives and I can't drive.


6eaaf0  No.353280

>>353243

wish i had the /tv/ copypastas of these smh


a56220  No.353281

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Cape kino introduction


516bb8  No.353282

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

One of my favourite soundtracks tbh.


a56220  No.353283

>>353282

Maybe we'll watch that another time.


c87d87  No.353284

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This was stupid tbh.


a56220  No.353285

File: ef430c7ce70b35c⋯.png (159.84 KB, 220x339, 220:339, ClipboardImage.png)

File: ee7a7e401ad8406⋯.png (5.95 MB, 2000x2970, 200:297, ClipboardImage.png)


d1f959  No.353286

File: 956608a0c674e43⋯.png (201.62 KB, 405x420, 27:28, ClipboardImage.png)

>>353280

Paul Bohill?

Yeah I know him by that name. Hell, I worked with him in small-claims. Back then we called him 'Paki Pulveriser' Bohill because he never came out of a property without a scalp, an ear, or covered with blood.

Most would call him insane, but that is why the High Court trained him. They saw potential. It wasn't until they learned his methods that they truly realised what a monster they created.

You see, most enforcement agents try to reason with the defendent. Not Paul. No, he used knives, clubs, pliers, you name it. After a few jobs I got a chance to talk to him one to one. He was wearing his blood stained hard hat, sunglasses, and stab vest, smoking a cigarette and drinking Old Speckled Hen. It was only 7AM, but you NEVER told Paul what he could and couldn't do.

I asked him why he used such violent tactics. He lowered his head and took a long slow draw from his hand rolled cig, pulled off his sunglasses and looked me right in the eyes, piercing my soul.

"I do it out of respect. Respect for the white race. These goat fucker scum bags don't deserve the mercy of a British council flat, but the slow torturous death at the hands of a British man!"

In a flash he pulled out his weathered, but razor sharp knife and stopped just short of sticking my gut.

"The look in their eyes when I slip this baby into their swollen, curry filled bellies is reason enough. To see the last lights flick off in their heads as they see a real High Court Enforcement Agent at work."


6eaaf0  No.353287


a56220  No.353288

>>353286

Damn. I wish we saw this side of him on camera


6eaaf0  No.353289

the other night the lesbos were fully at it

never ever heard them like that before

i could hear their breathing and them slapping each others fannies


516bb8  No.353290

>>353285

>forgot my account again

Ah. I hate this site.


75f007  No.