first for what the fuck ben
I want to squeeze it
>looking at jobs online
>one of the reviews for a company literally says "don't bother with this place they will dump you if you don't have a good face"
he's just the right height tbh and growing up with a sister like abigail may have given him some insecurities smh
but it's probably just his patriotic american diet
khazar cone tits
Was listening to that song as I clicked that webm wtf
become a soldier lad
you'll scare the enemies before they can fire a shot
is there a teenage girl in your bathroom?
>use the most attractive and looksmaxed images of myself that are touched Up and look good
>0 matches across 5 apps over 2 days
are you ever going to make a post which isnt complaining about your ugliness or women?
What kind of mongrel is that? And what is the song?
Show us a picture, lad.
You're such a faggot jocko
Yeah a lot of cute underage girls on tik tok smh
What exactly do you post about, Jewish women, feet,going bald and complaining about how you hate other posters
love it when women dress like that
Her long face is endearing
Either her bed is high up or she's a midget keek
>ywn throw her around
Do you think they'll let us do that if we pay them on Patreon?
>neo admitting to being a neethog who leeches off of xer parents and doesn't even help them out by getting on benefits
you are part of the privileged class and protected gender too so you could easily get a job
absolute rock bottom scum smh
saw it, was boring stuff I already knew about tbh
>father's expenses of neethog upkeep (food, plastic crack, star wars memorabilia) literally driving the family to bankruptcy but xe still won't put any effort in
tbh its absolutely shameful
at the very least could get benefits
I can feel a wierd film or chunky froth
might have left the soup for a day too long
What is the point making an effort to support the system that is trying to genocide us?
there isn't one, but everyone should drain every advantage from the state they can get by being on all possible benefits,
Might get on tik tok, twitch and patreon tbh
Being independent and attracting a lady
lad recently I have been waking up and looking in the mirror and when I do my hair is almost like yours
Are these videos for people to fantasise about spying?
Suppose I wouldn't mind, if they actually got undressed
How can one man be so based?
Feel like Ricardo is kind of a cheap replacement of aniki tbh
>Jordan Peterson's book 12 rules for life sold 200,000 copies in Korea
wew what the fuck. Why?
cheaper than fire wood.
Not sure, South Koreans confuse me. They're real popular in SEA and some of their films are good but I'm not sure how cultured they are.
they are fully americanized and want to larp as jews
I guess they are really westernised while still keeping some culture. I am not sure
>there was a police car parked outside the neighbour yesterday
smh, maybe they hare having their kids taken too. 5 kids that's too many for white folk
Keek are you balding lad?
I feel embarrassed having JBP sold as a great philosopher
no it's just when I wake up my hair looks like krusty the klown's now
we live in a society
You could have had this
The man. The myth. The shitposter
IN A WORLD
WHERE WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY
HAS THE COURAGE
TO DRAW BULGES
Or, The Unexpected Virtue of Gayism
coming to a theatre near you
[pig flies across a black screen at the end of the trailer]
It'll tell the story of all the times I have been kicked from communities, like a Jew
>WHERE WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY
Fuck's sake. keek
>Or, The Unexpected Virtue of Gayism
It's pro-bulge but anti-gayist smh
>he saved it
>people couldn't guess it
He's got some smart things to say. Once you've sat through a couple of hours of his videos you've basically got it though, and he's a major coward when it comes to approaching certain subjects.
this triggers me
I binged a lot of his videos. I prefer the ones where he goes through Disney films and analyses them
it's a defining feature tbh
other than how his head is a moon
Chapped lips is a defining feature?
Why would a sword youtuber name his stream that way? I disavow
Yeah, that was his best era, along with maybe his book of Genesis reading. He fell off when he became more of a political figure and less of a psychologist, analysing things from a psychologist's perspective.
>when he pulls holocaust myths out of his arse
Quite jarring, but they were so necessary for his classes as an example of how humans can be evil. smh
14,000 dollars a month. The thought that so many people watch an donate to this is creepy
Does anyone else feel like pic related after they've had a shave?
I've been using a few skincare products over the past few months and it's made my face glow, I wonder if it's something to do with that
what tier lands me Contra nudes?
I have noticed this too. They often have a very respectable masculine trait like that to begin with and it adds to their dysphoria.
>my sister actually has Peterson's book on her shelf
No idea why. I'm pretty sure she doesn't read. I doubt she'd agree with half of the shit Peterson said if she ever listened to him.
not really tbh maybe you just have a girly sissyboi face
Amazon pushed him hard I guess. idno. I don't know where normies get their info on him from. Just tv interviews?
I pre-ordered his latest book. I didn't even read a single page when I got it and now it's somewhere on my bookshelf, was hoping that book would change my life too but oh well
>maybe you just have a girly sissyboi face
yeah, probably that
With facial hair I look a lot older, when I shave I look like I'm about 15, i've noticed I'm never ID'd when I have facial hair but I am constantly when I shave.
gonna welt ya with my belt, son, I didn raise no sissyboi
I know he appeared on Russel Brand's podcast.
Are you going to stick with keeping your facial hair, or are you just going to keep shaving?
I've been on finasteride for about a year now and it's really taken a hammer to my facial hair growth smh
no dad no
>I've been on finasteride for about a year now
Damn lad, a doctor told me people really shouldn't be taking that stuff, supposed to be for people suffering prostrate cancer
>I've been on finasteride for about a year now and it's really taken a hammer to my facial hair growth smh
I thought that was meant to help your hair grow lad
I look way better clean shaven but I'm growing a beard at the moment so that people stop assuming i'm a teenager or underage, if I ever wanted to go on a date or something I'd shave immediately.
Meant to say prostate cancer smh
wouldn't be surprised tbqh he's probably put a lot of stuff up his bum
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>JF talking to Greg Johnson
isn't greg a faggot?
>Wessex is visualising foreign objects being inserted into a jock's arse
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>japanese love backstreet boys
dno. they have talked before
It's been prescribed to me by an online pharmacy based in the UK. All legal
>I thought that was meant to help your hair grow lad
It stops the production of an enzyme that converts testosterone into DHT.
Dunno if it's been scientifically proven or not, but DHT can cause hair growth on the body
DHT causes hair loss on the scalp, hence the "I'm high test that's why I'm bald meme"
>if I ever wanted to go on a date or something I'd shave immediately.
You don't want to go on dates, lad?
I have not smdh
for fuck's saaake
>implying things at me
two can play at that game
>22st is visualizing copulating with jordan peterson's ugly wife that looks like a thin kaysgoodcooking
you mad cuz its a thin version?
Get out, yank
>jordan peterson's ugly wife that looks like a thin kaysgoodcooking
her face looks like a witches halloween mask, lmao.
He certainly sounds like a quare.
have a (You)
where is their dignity
finasteride gives you gyno smh
You can get a drug for that.
OH MIGHTY DILDO ROCK
The 22st, set to be the haircut of 2019.
is there a new ep? can we watch at 8 o clock?
releases today but don't know what time
where is everyone tonight
why have they got numbers on them?
Heading out to the pub, being weightlifting and working today so I'm going to gorge on fish and chips or something suitable hearty
Home for 3 more hours then work
They are livestock, and maybe to associate it with muh holocaust
youre living the life lad
know im gonna have another insomniac night tonight
please end my suffering
Sloppy english smh
Is this a Jojo reference?
why would that be?
Definitely a Jojo reference.
Killer Queen is the name of this stand
Why don't we watch it when Kay has time?
BinPoster has a movie on, join us
>desperately want to sleep
>know i will not be able to
want to tear the remnants of my hair out lads
>Why don't we watch it when Kay has time?
she said she can't commit to us for anything
I’m not home yet. I will when I am back.
I don’t like saying I’ll do things and then realise that I can’t.
I hate this gay site so much. It never wants to let me use the same account twice.
is that film any good?
Never had a problem
why dont you go to your boyfriends
leave us boys alone
Do you have to confirm an email address? Because that's a fucking bother.
It happened to me too
>I don’t like saying I’ll do things and then realise that I can’t.
that's fair enough, but if you can't commit to us, then it's nonsensical for us to commit to you, right?
I’m going tomorrow.
I forget, maybe. Just make a throwaway email address. I use the same one for everything
>is that film any good?
I think so, it's a bit of a classic
I did that. It signed in and was working fine, I saved all the details to my browser, and now it's saying no.
I can't help you with problems I've never had myself. Maybe it's your browser. I use chrome.
I'll give it to you
For a price
I tried Chrome. I don't know what it wants.
Anyone tried Seeking arrangement?
The site is out to get me.
No, but Jocko is trying Tinder and will probably try other dating apps. I should too tbh
Great post, m8.
join the stream
>They care about dating.
2019 is the year I get a gf tbh
We're getting gfs and wives.
Can you get me one?
No I don't like welfare
I wasn't offering to pay you.
Me getting you one is welfare
I know a few ladies. Tell me what I should tell them when I say I know some hunks.
I am a hairy muscly hunter gatherer who lives in a tarpaulin
"have you ever wanted to be a sugarmummy"
confused tbh, I think you're projecting somebody else's piss fetish tbh
What if I pay you?
wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire tbqhwy
but imagine the warm sensation…
"sure hope you don't like going outside"
fresh monotone yanks discussing us government shutdown
never seen men so triggered tbh
Hey, Neo. Want to be my gf, so we can beat 22st?
>putting anything but shit and toilet paper down the toilet
god people are genuinely fucking dumb
What about willy juices?
But it's in liquid form.
Who's Are Kelly, and what's she done?
hullo the event is done is the anime on now?
we're watching a film in the bins room
>contribute to society
nah, single mums need to learn their lesson and be failure examples to other wymyn
normiest possible answer
she stays on discord 'cause "people are mean to my frens". same with panzie 'cause "I didn't get enough (you)s"
sad tbh, want them back
hasn't snowed since like october here, maybe there was some frost once. pretty disappointing
I hate ricardo, ruins perfectly good webms
>that freshman girl with the unusually awesome rack that dressed up as a ladybug for halloween when I was in highschool but she friendzoned me 'cause I wasn't chad enough
she was a she-chad
millennial/gen z parasitic NEET gang. fuck our parents, they deserve to be leeched off of
why don't you like her, lad?
Should I buy a big pack of ready salted pringles and eat them in my room tonight? £1
nah that's junk 'food'
Do it lad. Unless your a fat fuck.
wigs me out a bit thinking about all the monsanto pesticide shit food grown in yankistan making its way into evropean stomachs
eating my beef slop on ravioli, there's not enough onions though. need that caramelized onion flavor and crunchy sweaty texture, otherwise it's just flavorful chewy globs of ground beef
I'm slim but I probably shouldn't, the American anon is right.
reminds me, I actually had a nightmare about these pretty young white women eating nasty fast food, I was cringing
where can I order one of those?
watching a filipino tranny camwhore have an online video date
what`s on? Post a link purleez, didn`t bookmark it yesterday.
can't order one but you're speaking to one
this is the end result of all SEA monkey fetishists tbh
no n*o you are not an anime fox spirit waifu you are a dumpy neethog
>neo is a furfag
didnt think it could get any worse tbqh
It was pretty weird, she was livestreaming on a cam site whilst chatting to this American guy, who kept over-speaking (telling her/him about the Philippines etc) and talking about how he likes to set a good example for his sons.
>my ebin trole bread is still up on (((/shitstain/))) after 90 minutes
>can't order one but you're speaking to one
>millennial/gen z parasitic NEET gang. fuck our parents, they deserve to be leeched off of
Absolutely based and neetpilled
>he's already putting the weight back on
oh no no no nooooo Ahahahahahahahah
Man women really are something aren't they, so glad they have like umm rights and stuff and like are totally free to do stuff like this. Her future husband will be so happy to marry such a pure specimen, I'm sure she'll make a great mother.
It's taking too fucking long to lose weight
fuck you stuffy pig boy!
Slow and steady lad or you'll get loose skin.
maybe because you're chain smoking
What's the clip of the woman losing her shit? Sounds pretty based.
look in description
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Is it weird to sing this to someone?
Is "someone" the prince?
If so, no.
Ah good. He might find it cute.
"Nobody knows what to do with all these empty houses."
Errrrrrr…..pakis/islam? Been doing it HARD for decades!
It's from the Brexit film with Sherlock?
Thanks for the link.
Bloodlines too….. ALWAYS.
>after watching bin's movies
cheery endings to both–if only you had enjoyed it too.
Did any more coloured folk join?
Bin is a true gent tbf
No, once you left things died down.
At least she's honest.
What did you watch? Just finished Predator 2.
We watched The Man Who Fell From The Sky and 28 Weeks Later
you two are the cutest
I never knew there was a meet up.
Dorset was looking everywhere for you, what happened?
No autists allowed. A different breed of 'special' only apparently.
you think I'm special?
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watched this earlier. don't get the whole giantess shit but this girl is hot af
Lads, I did it. I finally did it. For the past few months I have been training my anal sphincter to retract a turd after pushing it nearly all the way out and now I've actually done it. I finally managed to suck a turd back inside me so I can realise my dream of continuous shitting.
Smh cat was in the middle of the road and would not move until i got out and then it ran into the field with deep snow. It struggled a lot and kept looking back. Hope it will be ok
>Lews from different lewniverses
>hat with fluffy ball on top
also I hope the kitty is okay
>tfw you want to crunch on some coffee beans as a snack, but it's too late, so you have to settle for some cacao nibs
Keek that is my head. The horisontal shadow is a hill
Anyway time for SLEEP nigh nigh
>all that snow
I wish are land were comfy
Very average for some reason the idea of ploughing a woman with a plain face and a nice body really turn me on please help
Have a nice relaxing Saturday everyone!
I would devour her lady bits tbqh.
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morning lads, reminder that DnD character creation/practice session starts at 3pm and ends at 5pm today
if it doesn't work out I will reconsider a faster forum game, probably a half-life homebrew I call "Escape from Black Mesa"
Niggy Mouse and Jewfy
a fine doogle
really pumping these out tonight lad
Train station is full of boomers and hen parties again.
they are the only people who can afford the train now
I can afford it. Even though it’s SHIT
Anyway reading time and then princing time. Cya tonight.
yeah because you have a job
>just had a great dream with milana
>but then I woke up in this 3d mud reality
>he will never snap all the wogs from existence
Discourses of Masturbation: The (Non)solitary Pleasures of the (Medieval) Text.
The Memoirs of Guibert of Nogent.
what a load of horseshit tbh
Wew, yeah iirc sodomy was only punishable by a fine
>A Jew of his acquaintance agreed to introduce him to the devil
Is it me or do sjws not seem to care much about academic history compared to say video games?
>tfw mass murderer that's been getting away with it nearly 2 decades and most of the killings were done at night and so were offerings to the big D
those facial expressions tho?
so anyone who has a job can afford it. keek
>people with jobs can afford things
kek, I guess that's how he views R Kelly.
Yeah, kinda nails nig pedo tbf.
take a look at that schnoz
oh good god please tell me that's an edit
it#s not. hope that won#t be me smh
puss in fear chose cold death over confrontation.
>the chad grapefruit
>the virgin manglet
>google melon tits
>just get actual tits
god dammit! how do I get my wee flag into the list???
I can post it in the meta thread so the BO sees it.
or are given exorbitant amounts of benefits at the expense of natives who have jobs
in the past I've had to commute by train for factory work and the fare cost came up to something like 20% of what I was earning that day, completely ridiculous.
It would be less if you bought tickets in advance thinking long term about your journeys. Tbf expensive train tickets are just another idiot tax.
car is the ONLY way. cannot bare thought of dead brown skin cell inhalation. won`t even walk behind muds. nasty…. just. fuckin. nasty!
I've seen people pay £100 for a train ticket. Jfl, I can fly to Moscow for that.
can't do that with temp work smh
the trains are always full of wogs and they fill entire carriages with their stink
Shropshire did that to come to my 2017 get together
Shropshire to Somerset costs over £100
the utter state
tbh it's not unsual for people to spend 20% of their income on motoring if they drive to work.
lucky to have company van with a fuel card.
saves £££`s on fuel and doesn`t smash the miles onto my lovely MG.
it has to stop
fuck it all
>if I worked and lived on my own I would be spending almost 100% of what I earned just to be able to work and to pay the bills
kick out all the furriners and housing prices and work competition would go down, wages would go up to compensate for less unskilled labour etc
fuck the government in the arse with a pipe bomb
people should not have to travel more than walking distance to work
This, local employees for local jobs. nothing more than 1hr 30 minutes away.
lad that's normal… many people go to work full time, rent their accommodation and have no opportunity to accumulate any wealth or assets of their own. They are basically enslaved to their landlord, the money lender and their employers.
The worst thing about it is that most normies are completely fine with it. They just accept it. "That's life". "What can you do?".
why the fuck hasn't the uprising begun yet
They need middle class leaders like Lenin.
worse still is the fact the nigs and muds TOTALLY get it and sponge offa whitey with pride! they are a new class, the parasite class!
so VERY fukt!
You can legit live a better life on unemployement/disability benefits abroad tbh, the government doesn't allow unemployed or disabled people to do this because it would drive the normies mad.
disparate voices all screaming AGAINST each other instead of in harmony.
This man used to live in a tent in America but now lives in an apartment in the Philippines. His income is only about $400 a month, and is a disability benefit.
tbh this is my course right now
if I can get disability pay I might be able to afford moving out and finding a reasonably local job or with careful budgeting do my own work, write something etc
so fucked when it's actually better to be a cripple than a healthy working man
it's a problem
I guess the football lads and stephen yaxley-lennon are the main draw but they are too civic and will never go far enough, aside from "tommy" beind an extremely obvious to the point of not even hiding it israeli plant
couldnt ever consider living in a place like that tbh
you finished the book? did you like it?
am thinken of books to take with me, maybe shakespeare, chaucer and bible
Amazing Spiderman > Raimemi Spiderman
Gwen >>>>>>>>> dogshit >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Marry-Jane
Fight me anyone who disagrees.
I'm going try it and report back. I hope I don't get killed tbh.
Only if she lets you put a lead on her collar and take her for walkies
Oh no, I just read half my daily dose. Take with you?
I don't understand that ranking, lad, but yeah Mary-Jane is a bitch, mostly probably because of the actress
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HOL UP WESS IT'S YA OLD BOI GOVERNOR
when i go camping
WHEN MY FUCKING TARP ARRIVES WHY HAS IT NOT ARRIVED YET AAHHHHHH
But you didn't need a tarp
I probably remember wrong
Perhaps but at least then you can drive to other places too, and at least you can save money on fuel and insurance by your choice of car. If you can only get about by train then you're a captive market.
But then the Almighty GDP would be smaller.
>Split the UKIP vote
UKIP got most of their votes from Labour so it'll split their votes more, so, the Tories win no matter what.
There was a lad on wizardchan who lived in Moldova on US disability benefits.
UKIP has no solid votes tbh, the 4% who consistently support them in polls are tactical/protest voters with nowhere else to go.
defo warrants further investigation. my bodies bout fukt from many years as a carpenter anyway.
time I reaped the benefits of MY labours!
Yea, I've heard Georgia is good as well. It's cheap to live there but most guys won't go there as the ladies aren't interested in xenos.
It's pretty shit that our government won't pay benefits out abroad like the USA does.
The Philippines is pretty much a US colony anyway.
they will do if you have got a race card to play
kek, I didn't say I wouldn't live in Georgia.
>It's pretty shit that our government won't pay benefits out abroad like the USA does.
I don't see a problem with that, could be cheaper long term. I'm not saying non natives should get benefits.
>ywn live in a country with lots of mountains and natural forests
It's taking money out of the country either way and I don't like bennies at all, especially not for the purpose of living on it as a way of life.
they`ll happily pay child benefit to non reals with kids back yonder.
relying on govt > socialism.
>relying on govt > socialism.
What do you mean?
redistribution of MY hard earned wealth to parasites > socialist dream.
>You're on benefits Anon? Wow that's disgusting!
I don't understand. Why are you using the arrow?
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Fresh Morgoth on Corbyn's mistress
thought I was being clever.
now just feel old.
at this point I'm 100% certain that Batten is a spies
>no spies filter
FUCK OFF SPICPOSTER
he removed all filters for some stupid yank reason
and is too much of a newfag to appreciate the board history and in-jokes
He removed them because Faggot complained about the one for them.
Everyone calls him faggot even without his filter though
figures tbh since faggot was the one who gained him control of the board
the faggot most of us have filtered
I rewatched Ramis then marvels for the first time and marvels is just all round better tbh.
the board should have never been reopened
its dragging us down and wasting our precious time
I can't judge them fairly because of nostalgia but only thing I really hated about the originals were Mary-Jane and the third film.
*eats sweeties even though I just put an unhealthy pizza and chips dinner in the oven
Almost forgot about that.
*walks for 30 minutes to buy crisps and sweeties at the big supermarket.
cant stand pizza its so greasy, did you get it on offer?
im boiling 10 eggs i shall take with me
i'll take a big packet of cheese and some butter too, its cold enough that it shall stay fresh outdoors. cheese eggs and butter sounds like an ideal diet, supplemented by berries and tomatoes/cucumber
I had the same nostalgia, excluding the third film. Didn't remember just how much of a fumb thot MJ was and how bad the actress was. Smh.
Fug I did forget and my battery is running low. Aaaaahhhhhhhh. Takes about 2 hours to charge as well.
>tha big black clown
I'll look over the character sheets or help people make them and if there's time we'll do a quick dungeon to familiarize with the mechanics
yeah, yank pizza too, the "deep dish" ones which are basically just a pastry bowl full of fat
are you able to get into the room lad? someone was having trouble with being a pleb and using mobile devices instead of a laptop or desktop
does water impact how glasses work? i frequently wash mine when i have a bath, and they are terrible, yet my sunglasses i can see so clearly out of
You're probably better off washing them seperately
went for a walk in the hills then got back and made mince beef and dumplings, no dessert for now
>I had the same nostalgia, excluding the third film. Didn't remember just how much of a fumb thot MJ was and how bad the actress was. Smh.
Yeah picked up on that even as a kid.I love the camp though, and I love Tobey even if he isn't what most people consider a real spider-man.
Take pics like this please from your tarp
Who are you, lad?
where is it
i might take a few pics when i go
wessie will probably know where it is
Darwen moors. When you get to the top there is a tower
what is it for? did you go inside it?
kill it with fire lad
He doesn't want her, I'll have her instead.
just a victorian tower for sightseeing. been in before so didn't go inside today
go check out the /cow/ thread on her
nobody should have to suffer her to live
looks like a munter
give me the quick rundown
This is the player's handbook, it is for players to have on hand, as the name suggests
Ploughed some snow yesterday. Was close to getting stuck so many times smh
Pretty cat, can I ask their names?
The only filter I requested to be removed was the "faggot" one, none of the others. Stop spreading misinformation about me.
>tfw had a lovely dream about her last night and kissed her
Franklin is the grey one and Anastasia is the brown one. Pic related is Freyja, formerly Felix.
>Freyja, formerly Felix
Male to female name?
>it's a people who love Japan but hate how racist they are episode
When we bought her we thought it was male. We did not find out until we visited the vet
yeah those westerners who go to japan and try and enforce their shitty western social values on them are scum and the japs should genuinely kill em
>I was weight lifting while some sad acts on here were whining about me
Move on, I have
>advertising that you've lifted
pretty sad of you
only goes to show your pathetic faggot egoism
I'm going to lift tomorrow again too, as well as go on a bike ride in between 4 and 5 am.
an activity which several people here do
nobody fucking cares
A lot of people on here seem utterly miserable, I am trying to inspire them, not gloat.
I hope the wank material was at least moral
Don't worry I was just making a joke impersonating Dorset
Well I am home alone today guess it is time to make my own din dins smh SMH
i have not wanked today
spill your seed for moloch
Hey everyone I am going to have a shower
Such a cute lad
>Expected, Friday 18th January
>people on double decker bus can see in despite me being on 3rd floor
I've arranged to meet some women that I know and I keep having dreams about how I'm going to fuck them. I want it to stop tbh as I just want to meet/date them.
Women’s March Co-Chair Tamika Mallory Refuses to Acknowledge Israel’s Right to Exist
based tbh, maybe feminism is the final redpill after all
cum deep inside them all
her face is too deadpan and unnatural, it's not as good as the other tiktok thots
dont act like you wouldnt
Very well done
Tbh, always try to cut down commuting to my job
>tfw I purposefully moved to a flat that was a 5min drive to work
But you are a faggot
WHERES MY FUCKING DELIVERY
I am not a fag/gay
bad boys don't get deliveries on time
>has literally been pegged
based ahaego jewesses
>a sex act between a lass and a lad is considered gay here
I never asked for this lore
UNBELIEVABLY gay in fact
looks like a lot, even for me
what is the meat? steak?
First vehicle on the scene "was a Sandringham Estate Discovery police car, which is a plain car but with blue flashing lights."
"Philip's Land Rover was heading on to the A149 out of a private estate road leading from Sandringham House"
"At least five police cars and two ambulances went to the scene."
"The Duke was seen by a doctor at his medical facilities on the Sandringham Estate as a precaution but was given the all clear."
"The Queen and Prince Philip have been staying at the estate in Norfolk since Christmas."
"The Archbishop of York, John Sentamu, tweeted a prayer in support to the duke, and later another one for the two other people involved in the accident."
Is Philip dead?
it's beef, like a hamburger but pounded harder and denser I think. And yeah it is a lot but I only really eat one meal these days
Lad, that looks like an awful lot of carbs
The beef and salad look lovely though
if true, big
what's wrong with them?
Also do anyone actually like salad? I only put it on because I feel I have to and then eat it first, saving the tasty part of the meal for last
Like Neo says it's potato so it's okay KEEK
theres no real reason to eat salad
its not "healthy", theres fuck all calories or nutrition in it really
though cucumber/tomato with ham or cheese is very nice
>Also do anyone actually like salad?
I love salads
they call them grillsteaks here. Looks nice though
sometimes I get salad, crumble a tin of tuna steak into it, drizzle with olive oil. Some salted cashews on the side, delicious.
That tweet referenced in the BBC article from the Archbishop of York is odd, no?
Dunno lad they're just weird
Not really but I eat it anyway for the nutrition
>Insists he isn't gay
You haven't denied >>356037 either
He's just teasing smh. Just filter the gayboi
He's not worse than other people who post here, imo. Other than the gaycism it's not worth it.
Portion control is hard tbh, I always get mummy to serve.
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Ban for what?
I'm not denying anything
This, I'm just fucking around. Thank you
left the filter on by accident
good job distracting me you dorks, now my post is ruined
There is literally nothing wrong with female-on-male anal sex.
stuff it, cornhole
Can't one of you lads just be normal and cool like me
What makes me so weird, lad?
This lad right here understands
brap posting ain't normal smhhh
Lad some of the stuff you post is not normal
That's what I said to your mum.
I shall not participate in this faggotry
You just fell in with the wrong crowd I guess.
DegenerateJoke since now I can tell you're the goodlad
Sorry lad, I'll never be normal enough to [REDACTED] my teddies
>give 22st shit for eating a ton of carbs
>just ordered 2 (TWO) hamburgers
had 3 hamburgers and 3 bags of chips from burger king yesterday tbh
>They didn't join the DnD sesh.
>letting anyone put anything up your butt
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First session of DnD over, it went a lot smoother than I thought it would even if spic and panzie and whoever else expressed interest didn't turn up (bully the shit out of them).
Roll20 even has a 5e character creation thing that lets complete brainlets make their own guy quickly without knowing much about the game.
We're going to continue going through a randomly generated dungeon next week, so it's a good time for new players to join then.
*posts that cap Anprim and Wessex posts a lot*
ask your gf to stick something up you, the pair of you will probably enjoy it
just play safe
You're gay you fat scottish prick.
fuck you're vile. maybe you do need a ban.
at least it's a girl
Women are made to be penetrated not to penetrate.
I've heard far worse
but thanks, I guess
ban for what?
humans have evolved since the stone age, gramps
|Rolled 20 + 5 (1d20)|
*Rolls to bash jock.*
|Rolled 12 + 5 (1d20)|
IT'S A 20 BOYS
Whoops, didn't mean to roll again.
more intimacy is always good for couples
I don't even want to put anythung up her butt
No they haven't, degeneration is more likely.
You only say that because you've taken it up the arse too.
this board needs to be purged so bad oh God please
GOOD FOR ME BOYO
GET FUCKING DESTROYED
How do lassies feel when you put one finger in the pink and the other in the stink and then pinch the flesh that is between them?
Aren't you a gayboi, lad?
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back in my day you would all have been lynched
my wife would never allow such a vile act
THE FUCK YOU SAY!?!?!?
Cheelai, a new character in Dragon Ball Super. I don't watch it but I find her cute
Oi Wessex, you want sumfin?
She gets it, why cant you guys?
am not gay
>No they haven't, degeneration is more likely.
So men took it up the arse in the past?
Yes, it is. I once ordered my ex to record herself pissing for me. It was hot and she enjoyed being treated like that by me
tbh, I guess
There's no need for all this aggression lad, fuck
Dunno, I've only ever done either or, never both
Smh meant devolved, which when looking at modern society atavism is apparent everywhere.
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reminder to filter the faggot and deny it attention
Are aliums immoral?
*boldly goes where no man has gone before
>faggot is into pissing as well
if spic has any decency he will ban him
if not then he cares little about the degradation of western society, and is just a massive LARPing retard
ayys are immoral because they also do butt stuff
>Yes, it is. I once ordered my ex to record herself pissing for me. It was hot and she enjoyed being treated like that by me
reminder the faggot is a faggot larper
she is perfect, I'm claiming her
even though it will take a long time to reach her because I'm still watching Dragon Ball
Do Y or you're X
No larp, I've just lived a little and have some experiences is all
stop being an avatarfag and stop using lewd pictures smdg
needs longer super saiyan hair or whatever anyway
don't even know if she is in the series or just a film. Tried dragon ball so many times but it is so boring and repetitive. In the end I gave up before the buu saga ended
she cute tbh
Am i original
Am i the only one
>2 cats 1 snow plough
>got only 1 (you)
>that lad who "listens to backstreet bois" but it's only that song
Is it worth trying to get into Dragonball now, or is it one of those things you pretty much have to have that childhood connection to?
Don't ever wanna hear ya say…
i am one of those people who loves single songs not whole albums
People hate it rofl
keek. iktf though.
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80's Italian horror movie inspired music needs to become a proper sub-genre.
>Roll20 even has a 5e character creation thing that lets complete brainlets make their own guy quickly without knowing much about the game.
hmm maybe I should give it a look.
"I want it that way" t. jock
*considers going to the pub*
very cool, I like this sorta stuff. thanks for sharing
im sorry but was that a 'jocko got pegged' joke?
faggot scared us off
>'The full moon of January occurs Monday, Jan. 21, at 12:16 a.m. EST (01:28 UTC), but will appear full the night before and after its peak to the casual stargazer. The January full moon is often known as the Full Wolf Moon, though like all full moons on the calendar it has several other names in different cultures.
Yeah lad, the Yule period technically lasts for two months but the big feast was held on the first full moon after the new moon after winter solstice
any film or tv doing later?
could go for some more eps of a gook cartoon, or Evil Dead or smth
What is so special about the January full moon? I bet it will snow too much to be seen anyway smh
I don't see how I scared anyone off. You can act like puritans all you want, I know you're all as degenerate as me, and in some cases even more so.
They used to use a lunar solar calendar so it fell on that date
>I bet it will snow too much to be seen anyway smh
>'When the Full Moon occurs during the Moon's closest approach to Earth, its perigee, it appears larger and brighter in the sky. This phenomenon is often called a supermoon.
Though it could be tomorrow smh
I think it's still very fun as a recent watcher tbh.
WELL A BIG BREASTED GIRL WOULDNT DO US ANY HAAAAARRRRM
Girl's Last Tour
Ed Edd n Eddy
excessive masturbation is bad, but so is loneliness. it doesn't sound lke horseshit to me, sex is healthy
fuck yeah. that is the most attractive face that a woman can make, women should be genetically engineered to be lobotomized knobgobblers that make this face and drool 24/7. and there should be 3 women for every man
>kick out all the furriners and housing prices and work competition would go down, wages would go up to compensate for less unskilled labour etc
that's why businesses want more shitskins, they don't want to pay local lads a comfy wage, they want as much $ as possible
>no BIG gf
wish I chatted up that BIG girl with the huge tits that gave me a smile and that look when she saw me checking out her jugs. it'd be nice to cuddle with her and suckle her massive mammaries as a source of primal comfort in this terrible world
she has a man face
if I had your mummy, I'd weigh 22 stone too
bullshit. low in calories, high in micronutrients
hamburgers are a well-rounded and nutritional food, like milk. got carbs, protein, fat, even some veg
tbh anal is vile, the anus is designed for excreting soft logs of feces, it's not designed for penetration like the vagina and it can't accept penetration without harm like the mouth. it's just a dirty, wrinkled tube with muscles for pushing out, penetration batters and tears it, stretches it, it causes anal leakage and pants-shitting. don't do it, it's gay, even if it's straight
>even if spic and panzie and whoever else expressed interest didn't turn up (bully the shit out of them).
I was asleep
running out of lucky stars like you ran out of bowsies?
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the endless cancer of the anime review community
childhood connection really. It's pretty boring and repetitive.
>I know you're all as degenerate as me, and in some cases even more so.
That's why I personally don't mind you that much tbh
>if I had your mummy, I'd weigh 22 stone too
smh I made that myself, like a goodboi
>women should be genetically engineered to be lobotomized knobgobblers that make this face and drool 24/7. and there should be 3 women for every man
Holy shit dude
>tfw my usual source of material doesn't have many of the series
its sad that thats his genuine opinion
>I was asleep
>Didn't set him alarm for sesh day.
Spic's fucking vile
also an anus that has been penetrated and is thus loose at the entrance looks absolutely revolting and kills arousal like nothing else
didn't even know tbh
I was just going to make this reply. keeeeeeeeek
I wouldn't mind having a flock of collared braphogs to walk around the park tbf
It's just such a bizarre thing to say
>he can't get up at 10am once a week
putting aside the absolutely shit opinions this is major malfunction tier
there's no excuse unless you work night shifts
the only braphog you'll ever get is your wife
>he can't get up at 10am once a week
nah it's not that, as I said, didn't know you had something planned for today
went to bed at 4am last night
I know people like him in real life. They all deserve a fucking bullet, sincerely
only woman you'll ever get
why cant you get used to it boy
are they all ugly and fat and mutts like him?
The Quran says I'm entitled to more though
No, it's just him like that.
I can beleive that, extremely obnoxious people I presume?
Yeah I don't get it, his wife should be a MILF or something at this point
youre entitled to pegging jocko and nothing else
I'm not ugly nor fat. I'm skinnyfat rn, thin but squishy to the touch because I lack muscle due to sedentary lifestyle. but I'm a mesomorph so I gain muscle easily
A quintessential islamic tradition.
cant wait to get a gf who turns into a lovely milf
>I can beleive that, extremely obnoxious people I presume?
They're normal people until they think it would be suitable to make a pussy joke at dinner in a crowded place. They literally have no shame for their disgusting mind.
It's only really bad when you get two of them together.
>They think they're gunna get gf's.
im getting a wife instead
>He thinks he's getting a wife.
Yeah though to be fair the exhaustion of working and raising kids could probably kill all romance in the bedroom Also having sex with the same lass can get dull
Had one once, I can do it again Just looking for someone suitable
milf are a meme, women age like milk. they might look okay with clothes on but it's what's underneath that ages the most
well, yes, i do think i am, all things considered.
thats why you have sex once or twice a week tbqh
youre a fucking meme you spastic cunt
>hamburgers are a well-rounded and nutritional food, like milk. got carbs, protein, fat, even some veg
The burgers were nice tbh, not at all greasy and I had lettuce etc on em
>tbh anal is vile
It can be, but it can also be nice if you take the correct precautionary measures
anyway I was young and stupid. I don't really have any desire to do it again.
It's not gay if a lass pens you tbh, I stand by that
Thank you very much lad. You're a good understanding lad
That's low test tbh.
no it isnt you mong
Yeah that's what I learnt, it's like a race, gotta pace yourself best arrangement was when we'd see each other at the weekend, would do nofap throughout the week and get all nice and horny then drive to hers after work on friday, good times
youre a spaz kill yourself stupid sheepshagger
probably the best tbh
supposedly couples that have sex once a week are the happiest
weird how constantly shagging the same woman everyday can make you become limp tho
>It's not gay if a lass pens you tbh, I stand by that
How is that not gay? You're literally taking it up the arse by your gf, a complete perversion of the proper roles
>It can be, but it can also be nice if you take the correct precautionary measures
even if it were perfectly clean (which it never is, even if it's visibily clean there are still small amounts of shit and lots of germs which are potentially dangerous, can cause UTIs etc.), it's still not designed for that. the anus is for pushing out something soft, not having something hard get rammed in and out repeatedly. that just fucks it up. that's why gays get AIDS, the rectum gets torn up and they get 1000 guys' diseased semen straight into the bloodstream every year
>ywn sing like roy orbison
Not really lad, same principle behind jerking it too much
This, doing it up her bum isn't worth it
Tar very much for flag inclusion.
At least it shouldn't be, never done it
stick to the armpits and nose instead
>that couple at the pub who said they had anal after a vindaloo
Only did it the once, wasn't particularly good tbh
Spicing up the sex life innit lad.
It's not gay cause a lass is doing it
but partaking in degenerate acts with someone you love can bring the two of you closer together
and in moderation and if no1 is being hurt what's the harm?
fyi I've suffered no permanent damage, I only did it a few times with her
No? Probably had to prepare for it too
Doesn't work like that lad