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27c311  No.354783

Brexit: Theresa May meets party leaders to try to break deadlock


Party leaders and senior MPs have been meeting Theresa May to try to find a compromise on Brexit after her withdrawal deal was rejected by MPs.

>But Labour's Jeremy Corbyn called the talks a "stunt" and will not take part unless a "no deal" Brexit is ruled out.

>Senior politicians on all sides have also been meeting with cabinet ministers to try to find a way forward.

>The PM will publish a new plan on Monday with a full debate and key vote scheduled for Tuesday, 29 January.

Nuclear plant in Anglesey suspended by Hitachi


Hitachi has said it will suspend work on a multi-billion-pound UK nuclear project because of rising costs.

>The decision puts thousands of jobs at risk if the £13bn plant at Wylfa Newydd in Anglesey, north Wales, is scrapped.

>The Japanese firm had been in talks with the UK government since June about funding for the project, which was being built by its Horizon subsidiary.

>The government said it had failed to agree terms with Hitachi. The nuclear industry said it was "disappointing".

Tony Blair: No deal Brexit 'catastrophic' for UK


>Threatening a no deal Brexit "is a problem for the EU", but a "catastrophe" for the UK, former Prime Minister Tony Blair has told the Today programme.

>He said it would cause "enormous" and "profound damage" to the UK economy.

>Prime Minister Theresa May's Brexit deal was voted down on Tuesday. There are now 71 days to go until the UK is due to leave the EU on 29 March.

27c311  No.354789

first for welsh-japan nuclear power cooperation

405905  No.354790

File: 09d88c798f28783⋯.jpg (57.81 KB, 528x498, 88:83, 09d88c798f287830a246b78446….jpg)

a1d1f6  No.354791

File: d37b2b6e8f0194d⋯.jpg (115.14 KB, 612x612, 1:1, Jewess 545.jpg)

Jewesses, tbh

b3fe58  No.354792

File: e61808d074cdb40⋯.png (348.81 KB, 478x650, 239:325, cf021c1f49d71e512908e8f890….png)

xth for best part of a lass aside from her mind, heart and soul

405905  No.354793


>'reference points'

Lad what?

83ad4d  No.354794

File: 267fed987e3ef00⋯.png (642.36 KB, 500x500, 1:1, doggie.png)

not wanking today, I'm putting my foot down and proving I still have some willpower left in me

60bff0  No.354795




Oof that's shameful. Why would she even say that smh

>You smelled

1f51d0  No.354796

anglo women are shit

dd7ec4  No.354797


So she can inject me in the same place or maybe not inject me in the same place? It was just some bs I made up. I did actually wash though so I felt hard done by.

405905  No.354798

File: cdc58b85c01356e⋯.jpg (48.87 KB, 324x600, 27:50, c39fbc19b8743079e61a01e94f….jpg)


Bit gay lad.

dd7ec4  No.354799


cos the plasters were still on from the week before, I'm sure.

83ad4d  No.354800

File: 3274be0cfe5d9b1⋯.gif (995.46 KB, 300x212, 75:53, doggie angery.gif)


NO feet pics

10fc21  No.354801

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*goes fucking mental

405905  No.354802

File: 95191ab0a1f66fd⋯.png (398.33 KB, 871x677, 871:677, 95191ab0a1f66fd219dd4dffc7….png)


Lad she would probably remember where she did it last time, and if she didn't she would look to see if it was bruised and might decide to switch position. What you did was kinda autistic tbh.

405905  No.354803

File: 66fe5e3561d8ca4⋯.png (9.55 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 88e092a0685e1c77875cdd5d41….png)


Good lad.

dd7ec4  No.354804


Honestly I just didn't bother to take the plasters off. But my excuse was pretty autistic.

405905  No.354805


You washed with the plasters on?

b3fe58  No.354806

File: 58503c2a07bb9f4⋯.jpg (703.89 KB, 667x1000, 667:1000, 1542101581571.jpg)


You're gonna end up wanking today


how so?



dd7ec4  No.354807


Yea, I'm very careful and the plasters are waterproof.

60bff0  No.354808

File: 9354eed40508364⋯.jpg (130.71 KB, 459x448, 459:448, 9354eed40508364b2ab540a354….jpg)


405905  No.354809


Smh lad. Why you having so many blood tests?

405905  No.354810


Tough shit get your own.

dd7ec4  No.354811


Travel vaccinations. I had 4 in one day last week.

405905  No.354812


Just gay innit.

405905  No.354813


Wew, where you going lad?

60bff0  No.354814

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b3fe58  No.354815

File: 00033052f8c0f62⋯.jpeg (71.62 KB, 750x1098, 125:183, 4c810f87aec52e58eb45cb241….jpeg)


drive and get your own, or make go out again and get some


no, once you ignore the lasses shit tests you'll see how beautiful they are

a1d1f6  No.354816

b3fe58  No.354817


stop telling people what to do

dd7ec4  No.354818


Vietnam, Malaysia (Borneo), Philippines, Japan and Sri Lanka.

a1d1f6  No.354819


It's a problem

405905  No.354820

File: ef9e14226a52275⋯.gif (173.69 KB, 400x400, 1:1, ffb95fda53f9b232d4692ecba9….gif)


Calm down lad.

b3fe58  No.354821

File: 6873039feee97b1⋯.jpg (477.88 KB, 2048x1536, 4:3, 1546936478592.jpg)


well someones going to be having a good time. have fun lad


not for the rest of us

405905  No.354822

File: b392908a3c8b7f8⋯.png (10.11 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 86e753659ef5d0d80d7a4e9817….png)


>no, once you ignore the lasses shit tests you'll see how beautiful they are


405905  No.354823

File: 2005136e3bd6619⋯.png (11.34 KB, 398x455, 398:455, 86e753659ef5d0d80d7a4e9817….png)


Fuck off retard.

1f51d0  No.354824


>>no, once you ignore the lasses shit tests you'll see how beautiful they are

Wait is faggot actually saying something of value

60bff0  No.354825

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405905  No.354826


How come you going to so many? Good luck too lad, have fun and stay away from the hookers.

60bff0  No.354827

File: be67498b572c743⋯.png (170.52 KB, 768x768, 1:1, be67498b572c743eef2c6118cf….png)

I am not getting chips. I will suffer eating beef and onion rings instead

a1d1f6  No.354828

File: 21122fb5d3ac69d⋯.jpg (1.29 MB, 3000x2000, 3:2, 783.jpg)

dd7ec4  No.354829


Thanks lad. I'm going wife hunting as well but only at the end of my travel, coz I'll leave if it's shit.


Was the nurse shit testing me?

fd528e  No.354830


How so lad? In that case you probably fall under the second point raised. The key thing to know is that in paganism the One is unknowable, he's so above it all it's very difficult for men to engage with him. This is why Zeus and Odin rarely get involved in mortal affairs unless for very certain purposes (i.e Odin keeping an eye on potential candidates for Valhalla). A good example would be the way in which Zeus kind of acts like a referee during the Trojan war.

>2. No deity is the highest but all of them are aspects of that impersonal One. This is not a mutually exclusive perspective and may have been the original perspective of both Germanic and Vedic religion until the necessity for a Supreme Personality was declared by theologians.

405905  No.354831

File: a57f1d507d6f250⋯.png (157.72 KB, 361x286, 361:286, 1a58f2d72fbad808b434719f12….png)

60bff0  No.354832

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Man some of these are so impressive keek

405905  No.354833

File: 0e4500a98e94de6⋯.png (50.63 KB, 585x462, 195:154, 1604c50965796ae337488a314f….png)


>Thanks lad. I'm going wife hunting as well but only at the end of my travel

Oh ffs lad…

dd7ec4  No.354834


Been planning it since last year, after those places and neeting here currently.

405905  No.354835

File: 608d07913dd48c6⋯.png (99.66 KB, 987x887, 987:887, Clint Wojack.png)


What cunt?

60bff0  No.354836

File: d8e676f9b3ca19b⋯.png (52.82 KB, 250x174, 125:87, ClipboardImage.png)


>Thanks lad. I'm going wife hunting as well but only at the end of my travel, coz I'll leave if it's shit.

405905  No.354837

File: 47b1b96942e9822⋯.png (21.09 KB, 953x408, 953:408, 1a58f2d72fbad808b434719f12….png)

60bff0  No.354838


>it ended in a brap joke


405905  No.354839

File: 18fb43e2ed4881e⋯.jpg (21.21 KB, 313x235, 313:235, 1462324925317.jpg)

5aa216  No.354840

File: 411e8637dda7175⋯.jpg (62.86 KB, 720x960, 3:4, 50456979_1214826255332287_….jpg)

> no gf

1f51d0  No.354841

File: 9600d6b31bd4790⋯.png (198.57 KB, 388x365, 388:365, 9600d6b31bd479071148ef065e….png)


405905  No.354842

File: 1c0b5fce4d8029f⋯.png (260.24 KB, 496x273, 496:273, 1473598734905.png)

405905  No.354843

File: 90863f264829ff4⋯.png (46.35 KB, 398x445, 398:445, Trap-Anon Wojak.png)

60bff0  No.354844

File: d0e46fe72710547⋯.png (573.69 KB, 500x724, 125:181, ClipboardImage.png)


>tfw this is the year I get a gf

Pic literally me

60bff0  No.354845

File: 2a495b2e98d9781⋯.png (261.19 KB, 480x360, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)


That looks familiar

405905  No.354846

File: d7f9cfa090482fc⋯.jpg (27.02 KB, 479x492, 479:492, 1422173581152.jpg)

60bff0  No.354847

File: cbb02a467bc0813⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 964.28 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>tfw never seen this film

b3fe58  No.354848

File: 9fcd1da0dac6644⋯.jpg (338.92 KB, 1600x1332, 400:333, nayupettan-108430556955546….jpg)


Good lad. I hope you find that special someone over there

fd528e  No.354849


What film is it lad?

b3fe58  No.354850


looks like return of the living dead

fd528e  No.354851


Looks saucy whatever it is

5aa216  No.354852

File: 5d5d7c3e0de69a6⋯.jpg (124.69 KB, 733x850, 733:850, 1546461165098.jpg)

good luck finding a nice gf lads

fd528e  No.354853


Realise I made a hash of this, to rephrase that the One is either unknowable or much less approachable, but 22st hasn't told what he finds hard to understand so I can't properly answer smh

4ae306  No.354854

File: 457c0d7fbca5285⋯.png (13.86 KB, 503x408, 503:408, 457c0d7fbca52854f2bf755e17….png)

I am 99% sure I went to school with those 3 slags dorshit keeps posting, they were shy stuck up art hoes back then that silently thought they were better than everyone else, looks like they haven't changed at all. Fucking hate the cunts

>tfw no art hoe gf

dd7ec4  No.354855


>Language exchange app.

I bet there's gurls on here tbh.

4ae306  No.354856


Those women are total sluts but they still only go for the top 10% of men so none of us would even stand a chance

b3fe58  No.354857

File: 598fe46606a6697⋯.jpg (183.42 KB, 960x1440, 2:3, nayupettan-107208738504160….jpg)

>yellow fever came back

oh no


It's return of the living dead. that lass gets eaten by zombies


imagine posing for such a photo and thinking you're super cool



maybe I will find my Japanese love on there

405905  No.354858

File: 33cfe73a8e32b6e⋯.jpg (33.86 KB, 261x340, 261:340, 1423708756737.png.jpg)

405905  No.354859

File: 808e34e6c78b6bd⋯.png (26.56 KB, 296x257, 296:257, 1423711131551.png)

1ae642  No.354860


How do you get a gf if you think your a cartoon?

405905  No.354861

File: 9cce4895dd77ad4⋯.png (75.4 KB, 307x334, 307:334, 1431951925523.png)


60bff0  No.354862

File: 43eb027809ca9a1⋯.png (669.54 KB, 1200x659, 1200:659, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 0a08c14859d422a⋯.png (396.82 KB, 460x696, 115:174, ClipboardImage.png)

Which one will you be?

10fc21  No.354863

File: 1ef5a710795785a⋯.png (39.61 KB, 1434x834, 239:139, frog3.png)

405905  No.354864

File: bb029672aa5c4d1⋯.jpg (122.35 KB, 1278x1181, 1278:1181, 1458155500091.jpg)

b3fe58  No.354865

File: b484f62c4539617⋯.jpg (436.34 KB, 552x720, 23:30, 68e031966e9187dc4a2b943a3a….jpg)


I am not a cartoon!


plz no

I dont want to think about it

405905  No.354866

File: e512a642e2b0756⋯.jpg (10.3 KB, 350x334, 175:167, 1424260100841.jpg)

60bff0  No.354867



But this is the year we get girlfriends

60bff0  No.354868

File: 56ea6546bfef5f4⋯.png (76.87 KB, 240x221, 240:221, 1546118996330.png)

Trying a new look

405905  No.354869

File: ee4d6072ae59e9e⋯.jpg (50.97 KB, 454x453, 454:453, 1424472644479.jpg)


No thanks.

405905  No.354870

File: 21d0b5e640c2c51⋯.png (166.86 KB, 636x426, 106:71, 1432102647995.png)


Looking good lad.

10fc21  No.354871

File: 36461bd280c9b02⋯.png (59.98 KB, 1270x899, 1270:899, el coolio frogge.png)

b3fe58  No.354872

File: 710a8ffab2779ab⋯.png (333.98 KB, 800x1000, 4:5, d3dd6192a2c1d84b551793978c….png)




Looking good my man!

60bff0  No.354873





Thanks, lads


>tfw just 2-3 months before I have to be beach body ready

405905  No.354874


Why is she crying cum.

b3fe58  No.354875

File: 2321c3906052683⋯.jpg (83.52 KB, 615x490, 123:98, images (16).jpg)


*looks at the funny pepe again and laughs*

405905  No.354876




b3fe58  No.354877


I have bad aim

60bff0  No.354878


Oh god what the fuck


keek tbh. I love seeing it in my folder and I just wanted to post it


Why don't you want a gf lad?

405905  No.354879

File: 1e5a4fe08eaba1c⋯.jpg (11.32 KB, 231x255, 77:85, 1469854665330.jpg)

fd528e  No.354880


>It's return of the living dead. that lass gets eaten by zombies

Not very saucy then smh

405905  No.354881

File: 2005136e3bd6619⋯.png (11.34 KB, 398x455, 398:455, 86e753659ef5d0d80d7a4e9817….png)


>Why don't you want a gf lad?

Why would I want one.

60bff0  No.354882

File: 939e514cb03f4f1⋯.png (11.26 KB, 525x468, 175:156, 939e514cb03f4f101b0e6c2e13….png)


To have a family, continue your line of descent?

405905  No.354883

File: d2f4675313da20a⋯.png (141.57 KB, 500x394, 250:197, 1423824889273.png)


No thanks.

60bff0  No.354884


You'll grow old and be all alone, lad

405905  No.354885


Alone =/= lonely.

60bff0  No.354886


Who knows what you will feel years from now, but I didn't say lonely. You'll have nobody to rely on, unless you have friends, and while men have it easier it also becomes harder for us to have children past a certain point.

405905  No.354887


Doesn't matter.

405905  No.354888

File: c31d5c0c5a7e4cc⋯.jpg (22.15 KB, 500x385, 100:77, 1422206465085.jpg)

66b9ec  No.354889

>ywn be an immortal trickster

405905  No.354890

File: 18dc44c649ada91⋯.jpg (80.83 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1428526216656.jpg)

60bff0  No.354891


What matters to you?

10fc21  No.354892

File: 1c128d3036e28e8⋯.png (659.88 KB, 1110x575, 222:115, ClipboardImage.png)

*spots you

10fc21  No.354893

File: eb74104e76742ce⋯.png (399.93 KB, 617x562, 617:562, ClipboardImage.png)

405905  No.354894

File: 5aedf2b23d3d1c9⋯.jpg (3.79 KB, 202x184, 101:92, 7483657900a6bceb7a55cc5c0e….jpg)


That's a deceptively simple in appearance question lad.

d1fbb3  No.354895

File: 59d3506ceebc5b7⋯.jpg (10.47 KB, 180x279, 20:31, dayofthedead.jpg)

60bff0  No.354896


Don't care for zombie films


*punches you*

405905  No.354897

File: 95191ab0a1f66fd⋯.png (398.33 KB, 871x677, 871:677, 95191ab0a1f66fd219dd4dffc7….png)

a1d1f6  No.354898

File: 3209d79508c3e77⋯.jpg (80.02 KB, 960x960, 1:1, Jewess 410.jpg)

60bff0  No.354899

File: 352096545be2465⋯.png (11.34 MB, 1952x2710, 976:1355, ClipboardImage.png)

405905  No.354900

File: 2639243390a54c1⋯.jpg (820.81 KB, 1623x2087, 1623:2087, 1421966405384.jpg)

d1fbb3  No.354901

File: 8d4c316e83a4c3d⋯.png (72.49 KB, 850x639, 850:639, 8d4c316e83a4c3d24d65788f98….png)


>Don't care for zombie films

lad, you know i love you, but all your choices of films have been terrible. I at least know Wess wants to watch this

b3fe58  No.354902


they're gonna gonna come back at one point, r-right?

60bff0  No.354903




We can't just keep watching films we have all seen, lad

b3fe58  No.354904

File: abcef738ee53c57⋯.png (122.48 KB, 262x262, 1:1, 1547730041727.png)

>typed the same word twice

>everyone now thinks im a retard


That's art for the Tomb Kings faction from Warhammer Fantasy

d1fbb3  No.354905


>We can't just keep watching films we have all seen, lad

Ive not watched this one for years, so I'll be watching it with new eyes. they have remade it, to be released November 2019. Wess wants to see it and so do i.

anyway, this is just a mid week showing, not a weekend spectacular. We can watch one of your choices at the weekend, just don't pick something slow, boring and weird this time plz

fdc4f9  No.354906

File: 65bf2fbd3bf3851⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 1.92 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1547019269243.webm)

d1fbb3  No.354907

File: 51ffc39c1e833a8⋯.jpg (46.55 KB, 750x696, 125:116, pepetime.jpg)

is it /newbrit/ gaytimeᵗᵐ yet?

10fc21  No.354908


We should watch Eraserhead and The Holy Mountain

60bff0  No.354909

File: 31af8e1d4dca411⋯.png (2.27 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)


I am never watching a film again

405905  No.354910

File: cebe0c09e6a7617⋯.jpg (51.77 KB, 600x400, 3:2, 1426233050673.jpg)


>That's art for the Tomb Kings faction from Warhammer Fantasy

Thought so.


d1fbb3  No.354911

File: 9644ba9e076fe9b⋯.jpg (16.29 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 9644ba9e076fe9b45ef216166c….jpg)


dorshit has been posting nordic hoes, that you knoes?

405905  No.354912

File: 9abae6d35aed826⋯.png (1.55 MB, 1219x1290, 1219:1290, 1460313529158.png)

60bff0  No.354913

File: ca35c591df017da⋯.png (6.1 KB, 418x408, 209:204, ClipboardImage.png)

Never ever

d1fbb3  No.354914

File: 8f8282a7f48dbeb⋯.jpeg (32.13 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 8f8282a7f48dbebf106f5eb01….jpeg)


it's all okay as long as it's ironic gayism


3dae45  No.354915

File: dc35901d31c6190⋯.png (610.8 KB, 892x522, 446:261, 1547082084533.png)

>gets drawn into the racism debate at work

405905  No.354916

File: 79e1b285e487c06⋯.png (12.47 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 88e092a0685e1c77875cdd5d41….png)

b3fe58  No.354917

File: 281f53072e32db3⋯.gif (698.68 KB, 540x304, 135:76, 1515179377_d95e733e8a2b0ca….gif)


I want to take you to a gay bar

I want to take you to a gay bar

I want to take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar

10fc21  No.354918


None of that foreign muck.

405905  No.354919

File: 7d254e20abf8a21⋯.jpg (176.08 KB, 1280x800, 8:5, 152354353.jpg)

d1fbb3  No.354920

File: 13c7d7eecafd334⋯.png (9.91 KB, 240x232, 30:29, 9c0890f00a8e4d4807462d9821….png)

tbh today's gaytime feels a bit forced an inauthentic

a1d1f6  No.354921


tell us what happened



490b85  No.354922

File: 5686cb48d024bb4⋯.jpg (53.08 KB, 450x510, 15:17, 5686cb48d024bb4e020b8d9343….jpg)

d1fbb3  No.354923


everythign is boring today, or is it just me?

405905  No.354924

File: 40655c13f0470b3⋯.jpg (29.04 KB, 480x481, 480:481, 1324234234.jpg)

a1d1f6  No.354925


things have been really gay lately, yeah

3dae45  No.354926


>hypocritical leftists called a girl racist for mentioning "Big Fat Gypsy Wedding"

>the same two leftists say to the black girl "you wouldn't understand it's a white thing"

>keep making comments to the black girl while proclaiming to be paragons of "social justice"

>rant about Christianity being a cult

>made fun of autistic people (they don't know I am an autist so if I pulled that card I probably could get them fired)

>generally being insufferable and lecturing folk so everyone is too nervous to say anything in case they get accused of an 'ism'

>huge meeting about it with culprits yesterday with the boss and they are told to consider what they talk about

>they return to the office laughing and ranting about it

>Chinky girl accused black girl of racism apparently, or the guy brought it up

>meanwhile I am brought into it as the manager has noticed myself and some others looking uncomfortable recently

>probably going to have to talk about it in my performance meeting next week

I mean, I could drop the leftists in there big time right? They annoy me more than the black girl does and they talk constantly for the entire working day.

4ae306  No.354927

File: 6eeadba87c54f6c⋯.jpg (10.13 KB, 236x214, 118:107, 416c2c047929e608a9fb1e4f20….jpg)


>when women do that pose

Why must I suffer so.

d1fbb3  No.354928

File: 7150ef0e3edd24c⋯.png (898.24 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 7150ef0e3edd24c13030b7a614….png)


i'm not really in the mood for it tbh

10fc21  No.354929


drop em in it, lass.

d1fbb3  No.354930

File: 3d48b826172f066⋯.png (8.65 KB, 833x408, 49:24, 63852fafe351572e2c00e049ec….png)


what film would you like to watch then lad?

3dae45  No.354931


I think I will. I've actually been feeling pretty angry about it this week. Can't stand leftist hypocrisy.

a1d1f6  No.354932


You probably shouldn't get into it with them or try to get them fired. Just suffer them and move on.

d1fbb3  No.354933

File: daeb2eca3b3dc07⋯.png (246.35 KB, 740x504, 185:126, daeb2eca3b3dc07bae702c4411….png)


>I mean, I could drop the leftists in there big time right? They annoy me more than the black girl does and they talk constantly for the entire working day.

if you do that, make sure you go in with allies. Sounds like those lefty girls are just bullies that have latched on to social justice rhetoric to push people around. If you stand up to them, but all the others take their side, you will come out looking like the bad guy, so make sure you have built alliances with the others first, so that they know what you plan to do and will pluck up the courage to stand by you, otherwise the won't - because people are generally cowards

d1fbb3  No.354934


what pose?

60bff0  No.354935


Nothing. I'll join when I see something interesting.

fd528e  No.354936


He'll live on through his pics lad

d1fbb3  No.354937


> see something interesting

don't you mean frustrating, weird and dull?

60bff0  No.354938

File: f21765ed8b344fc⋯.png (243.98 KB, 487x487, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

d1fbb3  No.354939

File: 5c9ac22b97ded6b⋯.jpg (25.88 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 37595f7675fd61d7f40c6f3b42….jpg)


>>Why don't you want a gf lad?

>Why would I want one.

are you a gayist?

d1fbb3  No.354940

File: 843c7d180108d15⋯.jpg (127.29 KB, 800x532, 200:133, super.jpg)


have you seen "Super (2010)"?

fd528e  No.354941


The best in when they purposefully bend over in front of you smh

fdc4f9  No.354942

File: d06a052c57f8411⋯.png (46.22 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1546950443758.png)

>working in a place with leftists

thats what you get for being an urbanite

d1fbb3  No.354943

File: 35d5bb698b8cbae⋯.png (36.95 KB, 658x662, 329:331, 35d5bb698b8cbae02bea65536b….png)

post moar lads!

i'm bored, entertain me

60bff0  No.354944


Yeah, didn't care much for it.

fdc4f9  No.354945

File: 39ef87f554546f3⋯.png (1.58 MB, 1069x814, 1069:814, same rules apply.png)

60bff0  No.354946


Nah fuck you

fd528e  No.354947


What does this pic even mean?

d1fbb3  No.354948


yeah i thought it was a bit shit too, that's why I thought you might like it tbh

3dae45  No.354949


Bf and I are right wing at least. That's two out of over three hundred confirmed, r-right?



Good call. I'll muse on what to do. If they say something directly to me, well, that's a different story.

d1fbb3  No.354950

File: 0fbfce432d62020⋯.png (231.45 KB, 600x439, 600:439, e704bcc472363b98294d5bc297….png)


>Nah fuck you

no fuck you!

fdc4f9  No.354951


It's a screenshot of actor James McAvoy in his film "Filth", portraying a drug addicted police detective who eventually commits suicide after several unfortunate events.

60bff0  No.354952

File: e3bb808d943a50b⋯.jpg (86.09 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 1432472721649.jpg)

60bff0  No.354953

File: 16cdd16a24fad9f⋯.png (35.01 KB, 1106x529, 1106:529, 5778ee8ae22608ee0e415d2bf1….png)

Oh wait it's you, lad

fdc4f9  No.354954


a lot of people are secretly ""right wing"" [whatever you want to call it] but will not publicly express their views, i bet even some of the most hard lib people are secretly right

d1fbb3  No.354955


have you seen, "the man who fell to earth"? That's a bit boring and weird, with a disappointing ending - just the kind of film you like

d1fbb3  No.354956

File: 1c8719790e78b9f⋯.png (15.5 KB, 1106x529, 1106:529, 32d9336ec42c2324a5b0f36562….png)


it is indeed, me

60bff0  No.354957


Kay wants to watch that.

fd528e  No.354958


I know that, but what emotion are you trying to convey with it? Frustration? Annoyance?

d1fbb3  No.354959


>Kay wants to watch that.

maybe one for the weekend?

60bff0  No.354960


Sure, announce it with big red letters and pictures so she can see it.

fdc4f9  No.354961



but also a face to make when she does bend over infront of you

3dae45  No.354962




I can't really commit to anything anymore sorry lads.

fdc4f9  No.354963


oh i see how it is

traded us for your prince

well we didnt want you anyway..

3dae45  No.354964



d1fbb3  No.354965

File: 4fa99744d4c9f37⋯.png (29.49 KB, 633x825, 211:275, 4fa99744d4c9f373b740f2b761….png)


>I can't really commit to anything anymore sorry lads.

except your boyfriend, you mean?

3dae45  No.354966


If I am around when it is showing I will join.

And yes, my boyfriend, I must commit to serving him.

d1fbb3  No.354967

File: 67a29c89d541054⋯.png (18.83 KB, 1241x1058, 1241:1058, 749bb9066954c146444b14edab….png)

it's settled then

we are watching "The Man Who Fell To Earth" without Kay, this weekend

to spite her for dumping us

d1fbb3  No.354968


>And yes, my boyfriend, I must commit to serving him.

I hope he's not black

fdc4f9  No.354969


>I must commit to serving him.


fdc4f9  No.354970


only half

a1d1f6  No.354971

File: 06790d06d3b42e8⋯.jpg (8.55 KB, 246x210, 41:35, Jewess 691.jpg)


are these the things you think about, lad? I swear I'll never understand this cuck mindset.

3dae45  No.354972





d1fbb3  No.354973

File: 2a25131878ed4e3⋯.jpg (53.68 KB, 650x622, 325:311, le56macdonalds.jpg)



fd528e  No.354974


I see, I'm glad we've gotten to the bottom of this conundrum


It's a bizarre way of thinking tbh

10fc21  No.354975


You get people who are religiously devoted to leftist ideals, people who are just dumb and absorb and repeat whatever is dominant in the culture, the Patrick Batemans for whom the whole thing is a social game to get ahead, people who just say the right shit to get along while it slowly kills them inside, and then finally people who don't believe and are honest about not believing.

d1fbb3  No.354976



like David Bowie

60bff0  No.354977


keek. goodlad

10fc21  No.354978


Oh, then there's the minority with something to gain personally, who will probably change is tune should he ever gain the upper hand.

10fc21  No.354979

3dae45  No.354980

File: dfd6ba45dbc1a99⋯.png (268.25 KB, 442x640, 221:320, ClipboardImage.png)


>thin white duke

>think white prince

405905  No.354981

File: c1bfabf0ceb6bfc⋯.png (10.96 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 1a58f2d72fbad808b434719f12….png)

10fc21  No.354982

File: 67b678330e4aa05⋯.png (9.48 KB, 408x286, 204:143, 13317586891161.png)



405905  No.354983

File: 6ba47932fe23f53⋯.png (155.81 KB, 703x671, 703:671, ugyguyg.png)

Whichever one of you banned me, you're a piece of shit tbh.

405905  No.354984

File: 40655c13f0470b3⋯.jpg (29.04 KB, 480x481, 480:481, 1324234234.jpg)

Fuck you.

3dae45  No.354985


>know white prince

He's also thin.

60bff0  No.354986


You can check who banned you

>just 30 minutes

try 90 days

10fc21  No.354987


is that the touhou girl?

10fc21  No.354988

File: 23a24bfa58b14bd⋯.png (10.41 KB, 408x286, 204:143, 1331758689116.png)


But is he think?

a1d1f6  No.354989


he got banned? lmao, nice.

b3fe58  No.354990

File: 3716639a902f2e3⋯.jpg (230.92 KB, 1000x1399, 1000:1399, 8e9a737c873726f80ad9fbd267….jpg)




idk if that ban was justified tbh




is the touhou girl

78efb8  No.354991

File: e98027296d9f8c1⋯.jpg (138.43 KB, 402x400, 201:200, __izumi_konata_lucky_star_….jpg)


bailey when she was 100lbs lighter

fd528e  No.354992


Tell him to hit the gym then

405905  No.354993

File: c662d798b1df5b7⋯.png (240.33 KB, 500x540, 25:27, 1456462805452.png)

60bff0  No.354994

60bff0  No.354995

File: 6f3e74cceeb0436⋯.png (29.26 KB, 1194x95, 1194:95, ClipboardImage.png)

>I actually did something

a1d1f6  No.354996



lol, get fucked

10fc21  No.354997


I mean the cute one.

b3fe58  No.354998

File: fc3e61868567e6c⋯.jpg (551.35 KB, 2376x3103, 2376:3103, 25d6beaee63936a89328620905….jpg)


this is the cute touhou

405905  No.354999


>idk if that ban was justified tbh

The mod is a cunt and I will continue to post as I usually do.




Thanks lad.



60bff0  No.355000


Cummies are not only in her eyes, but her dress as well

b3fe58  No.355001


>14 week ban

how come?

60bff0  No.355002


CP ad in the catalog

3dae45  No.355003


I think thin is gorgeous. He's a handsome skelly.

405905  No.355004


>I think thin is gorgeous. He's a handsome skelly.

>Skelly fetishist.

Disgusting, you only love him for his bones.

a1d1f6  No.355005

File: 2a96442803353f5⋯.jpg (56.93 KB, 564x570, 94:95, Jewess 778.jpg)


>He's a handsome skelly.

skelly masterrace

60bff0  No.355006

File: 1d4c09438953656⋯.png (23.82 KB, 529x529, 1:1, 5778ee8ae22608ee0e415d2bf1….png)


> thin

Gonna be me at the end of the year.

>Both Kay and Daftie likes em thin


What about Neo?

b3fe58  No.355007

File: 83f7f4ea2bda19b⋯.jpg (207.51 KB, 900x1400, 9:14, bf263bac655f132725e90ea48f….jpg)


kill him lad


I'm REALLY bad at aiming


yeesh, good job staying on top of rubbish like that, lad

fd528e  No.355008


Wait lass are we talking otter mode skinny or skellington skinny?

60bff0  No.355009

File: 8ba8b121a97c8ad⋯.png (319.04 KB, 978x630, 163:105, ClipboardImage.png)


Based penis bone

405905  No.355010

File: 894c50d0d61bebe⋯.png (478.88 KB, 580x563, 580:563, 540e9e2b6ac28c54024994fd8b….png)


>kill him lad

405905  No.355011

File: f469d7fd4909453⋯.jpg (23.56 KB, 252x249, 84:83, 1422206611293.jpg)

3dae45  No.355012


Skeleton skinny. I don't like muscle.

7b4dca  No.355013

File: 87045442274b123⋯.png (14.92 KB, 462x567, 22:27, innocent2.png)

had to get the last bus back in the dark and the driver was a wog and had headphones on and I was the only person on the bus for the very last stop so I just had to sit there awkwardly and keep an eye out to make sure he did stop

at least the glasses fitting went well, although I haven't had a new pair in so long they said giving me what I needed straight away would be too disorientating and instead I will have a stronger pair for a year until getting the even stronger ones to properly correct it after that. the eye test was very different to what I remember and not as good, they said they couldn't get me up to 20/20 vision smh

the lasses working there were very nice, one did the test and had a nice plain face and one did the fitting and helped me pick out some glasses that would look the best and be cheap, she had one of those plastic makeup caked faces and wierd tarred down eyebrows but was short and cute and it was a pleasure talking to her

I'm going back next friday to pick up the glasses and try out contact lenses, she wrote her name on the receipt so that means she wants me to ask after her right

405905  No.355014

File: be85b79ba99a739⋯.png (44.9 KB, 699x560, 699:560, 2670c434175adeb7350505c664….png)


Yep you're autistic aright.

7b4dca  No.355015

File: 458aaaed7eef34e⋯.png (300.58 KB, 657x527, 657:527, apumaglass.png)

also I got four more LOCAL cheeses at the LOCAL farmers market to try out and review, three varieties of farmhouse cheddar and a LOCAL wensleydale

405905  No.355016



fd528e  No.355017


That's odd lass, why is that?


You missed my big-brained conversation with 22st lad smh, you could have learned something

a1d1f6  No.355018

File: 4fae36b5e43b644⋯.jpg (274.16 KB, 600x799, 600:799, Queen Jew 15.jpg)


You should fatten him up and get him to work out a bit; there's nothing sweeter for a gf to do than that :3

7b4dca  No.355019


I skimmed the backlog and have seen your posts on /pol/ tbh

I will read the old english and so on tomorrow or something tbh

3dae45  No.355020


I'm not sure. I've always just loved lanky lads. His hands are giant compared to mine and look even bigger because of how bony they are. His little finger is the same size as my middle finger.


B-But he's perfect just the way he is. He does enjoy swimming though.

405905  No.355021


>she wrote her name on the receipt so that means she wants me to ask after her right

Hard to tell with the little information given.


Good lad.

fd528e  No.355022


Well just as long as he's fit and strong then I approve lass

60bff0  No.355023


So you've been kind of blind and deaf for years without realising then? Keek. No wonder you flunked your writing test. No wait that was Kay.

Name on the receit is just so they know who did the transaction, it is kind of archaic, as these days people just log in on the computer with their username which then gets attached to the receit. Every glasses shop I've been to have had mummy-like lassies, the way they act anyway. One had a tiger tramp stamp and I saw her string panties smh.

a1d1f6  No.355024

File: 17057662e7b8a62⋯.jpg (272.22 KB, 800x1422, 400:711, 1504466005001.jpg)


>B-But he's perfect just the way he is. He does enjoy swimming though.

But you're not asserting your hegemony over him as a loving gf by lifting him up. I'm a skinny lad, and there would be nothing better than to be brought to peak performance by a wonderful jewess, even if she prefers me as I am.

405905  No.355025

File: beaadeae73b8fd2⋯.png (963.99 KB, 572x969, 572:969, 1456453462799.png)


60bff0  No.355026

File: 34fa16265654bcf⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 10.4 MB, 3600x2400, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png)

*slices through water*

Kay don't open

7b4dca  No.355027

File: 8f468f8f787d2cc⋯.png (49 KB, 712x512, 89:64, mosleyjak.png)

she kept touching my face to position the glasses properly and check if they could be stretched more to fit around my big bulging braincase and ear machinery

it was the most a woman I am not related to has touched me in over three years


yeah it was just professionalism I'm sure smh

fd528e  No.355028


This tbh, depends on whether you were flirting with her or not

>string panties

My weakness..

cb5f11  No.355029

File: 98f35f051d1a002⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 632.52 KB, 736x981, 736:981, ClipboardImage.png)


>I've always just loved lanky lads

You'd love this guy then.

5aa216  No.355030

File: fd33d6acfcd94d3⋯.jpg (65.54 KB, 674x999, 674:999, MV5BODg1YWRhY2QtOWJiMS00Y2….jpg)

anyone fancy watching this tonight?


e6cae4  No.355031

Feel like firebombing some saxons tonight tbh lads

10fc21  No.355032


I-is there a connection?

>I like skinny lasses

3dae45  No.355033


He does not look like that!


Is that real?

fd528e  No.355034


In that case no, also why would she give you her name and no means to contact her?

b3fe58  No.355035


their faces look so greasy

405905  No.355036

File: f575b7c656f20fc⋯.png (35.89 KB, 865x526, 865:526, f575b7c656f20fceb4c5bc7104….png)


Possible lad.

d1fbb3  No.355037


> I swear I'll never understand this cuck mindset.

not understanding why huwhite females serving black males is a problem

you're the cuck here smh

405905  No.355038

File: 1bac5e263b87030⋯.png (265.13 KB, 750x750, 1:1, 1431231299166.png)

Haven't ate or drank anything all day.

60bff0  No.355039


Maybe. Heard it is shit idno


I only associate it with old women. I've only seen it on the mummy glasses lass and my teacher at middle school, whose panties we could see often as she would crouch down to talk to you at your desk, and whoever was behind her could see. One of the lads dropped a rubber into her trousers once, between her hams. I also drew a dildo/strapon at the back of my work book we had to turn in at some point, with a text bubble asking "did you find me, Birgit?". When correcting it she had indeed found it and written a response. I hope she didn't realise what it was. I felt so ashamed.

cb5f11  No.355040

File: 4ac5288c3406430⋯.png (1.1 MB, 928x1240, 116:155, ClipboardImage.png)


Yes, it's Javier Botet he has marfan syndrome.

60bff0  No.355041


keek somebody else googled marfan syndrome

a1d1f6  No.355042


>not understanding why huwhite females serving black males is a problem

That's not what I was saying. You have your mind in a gutter than only imagines cuckshit. smh

>you're the cuck here smh

I'm not a cuck for not imagining every white woman with a black, lad. you are.

7b4dca  No.355043

File: 9c378693aadb8a8⋯.png (115.73 KB, 680x817, 680:817, turtlepepe.png)


it was part of the conversation, we both have wierd names

even though it's literally the only occasion for socializing for me I don't feel right trying to ask out a lass who's on the job anyway smh

fdc4f9  No.355044

File: 9437ae31b3d98d6⋯.jpg (379.29 KB, 1111x597, 1111:597, golden lel.jpg)

60bff0  No.355045

File: fd0109684e3cd0c⋯.png (10.69 MB, 3024x4032, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with Jewish women?

d1fbb3  No.355046

File: 0ffdee515f1ddf6⋯.png (10.47 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 0ffdee515f1ddf6e4dfa2aa72a….png)

a1d1f6  No.355047


I'm not a cuck for not imagining every white woman with a black, lad. you are. → I'm not a cuck for not imagining every white woman with a black? I'm not the cuck, you are.


405905  No.355048

File: 47b1b96942e9822⋯.png (21.09 KB, 953x408, 953:408, 1a58f2d72fbad808b434719f12….png)

60bff0  No.355049

File: c8ca6fa7cbc681e⋯.png (144.55 KB, 331x355, 331:355, ClipboardImage.png)


For those that don't see it

7b4dca  No.355050

File: 877dd004e7cb494⋯.png (12.88 KB, 604x608, 151:152, pointer2.png)

stop spamming you spammy canadian spammer tbh

a1d1f6  No.355051


G-d, you're dumb.

fd528e  No.355052


Keeek yeah she definitely would have


Hmmm in which case that is a bit more interesting, just talk to her more

>I don't feel right trying to ask out a lass who's on the job anyway smh

Yeah that's a good point, wouldn't want to make her job awkward for her

60bff0  No.355053

405905  No.355054

File: dc487346ec66332⋯.jpg (85.04 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, 1432154464292-4.jpg)

405905  No.355055

File: cc713fb85b3a333⋯.jpg (103.07 KB, 580x326, 290:163, 1422206682039.jpg)

d1fbb3  No.355056

File: 8eac758c15ce975⋯.png (6.53 KB, 750x408, 125:68, a8bd6eecceb019334b41c3097d….png)

78efb8  No.355057


I thought those were your arms lad.

a1d1f6  No.355058


He's been accusing me of spamming ever since I told the welsh 'tard to shut the fuck up.

405905  No.355059

File: 8ce4f9b2e3453a7⋯.png (53.65 KB, 850x638, 425:319, 1a58f2d72fbad808b434719f12….png)

7b4dca  No.355060

File: 197441759da73a4⋯.png (298.71 KB, 471x388, 471:388, keekfade.png)

>canuck mystery meat can't take the british sense of humour

d1fbb3  No.355061


they're freaks that rebelled against God

405905  No.355062

File: 09d88c798f28783⋯.jpg (57.81 KB, 528x498, 88:83, 09d88c798f287830a246b78446….jpg)

10fc21  No.355063


Dun like em tbh. They seem silly and impractical. Why would you want pants that can come untied? smh.

d1fbb3  No.355064

File: dd42d729efd02b5⋯.png (9.04 KB, 567x561, 189:187, 0d8e2fccf9d5cca90cdd710247….png)


bait and switch, I'm actually a gay basher

60bff0  No.355065


Keek he's so weird.


I'm not that hairy

d1fbb3  No.355066


how hairy are you?

405905  No.355067

File: b392908a3c8b7f8⋯.png (10.11 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 86e753659ef5d0d80d7a4e9817….png)


Was only banter lad.

10fc21  No.355068


*hugs the wookie

60bff0  No.355069


Average, just like the typical Anglo lad

10fc21  No.355070

>no warm hairy lass with a beard to cuddle

fd528e  No.355071

File: f245536e486f46b⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.13 MB, 1270x1270, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


I'm just a sucker for lasses in nice lingerie tbh Also string panties don't have to be like string bikinis, they're also like pic related

405905  No.355072


>Welsh flag.

>Anglo lad

>Is actually Nordic.

a1d1f6  No.355073


What you were joking that I was spamming when I obviously wasn't. You were implying that I do the same with the welsh poster; except you're oblivious to his actually spamming.

If this wasn't your "british sense of humour," then it fell flat and I really can't tell how it's a joke. You just come off as retarded, tbh.

405905  No.355074

File: 6c881b51be51a0a⋯.jpg (56.25 KB, 525x480, 35:32, 1422260328292.jpg)

60bff0  No.355075

File: b61582e3e98a386⋯.png (38.46 KB, 641x763, 641:763, 5778ee8ae22608ee0e415d2bf1….png)

File: 2643e6973b232a9⋯.png (28.2 KB, 535x643, 535:643, 5778ee8ae22608ee0e415d2bf1….png)


What's the dfifference?

7b4dca  No.355076

File: 0af49f6f5ca3cb4⋯.png (396.11 KB, 503x478, 503:478, kek2.png)

>he's going all in

405905  No.355077

File: 2e042abcb798a12⋯.jpg (10.22 KB, 293x282, 293:282, 1422270138618.jpg)

a1d1f6  No.355078


60bff0  No.355079


Leave him alone, dude

405905  No.355080

File: 53889a286a2049b⋯.jpg (63.2 KB, 397x797, 397:797, 1469760390977-0.jpg)

405905  No.355081


Fuck you.

60bff0  No.355082

In Norway Samis don't have to follow Norwegian law so they can kill you if you offend them

60bff0  No.355083


Fuck you

405905  No.355084

File: a57f1d507d6f250⋯.png (157.72 KB, 361x286, 361:286, 1a58f2d72fbad808b434719f12….png)


Piss off.

405905  No.355085



a1d1f6  No.355086

File: 90a73935f3ca901⋯.jpg (124.74 KB, 1080x1349, 1080:1349, Jewess 735.jpg)

5aa216  No.355087

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

comfy story time

60bff0  No.355088

File: 6a342edf6b18c34⋯.png (332.46 KB, 500x500, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)



Just banter, right bully ol' chap governor

405905  No.355089

File: 09d88c798f28783⋯.jpg (57.81 KB, 528x498, 88:83, 09d88c798f287830a246b78446….jpg)

d1fbb3  No.355090

File: e94e23e286297f5⋯.png (5.61 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 80571459e6e21b28879d92a96b….png)


>plot twist

gay bashing is actually my gay fetish

405905  No.355091

File: 00a8bfe3f0fe5c3⋯.png (23.75 KB, 659x446, 659:446, 1466704953687-3.png)


Hahaha, asshole.

10fc21  No.355092


Those ones aren't so bad. I like a spacious undergarment though.

60bff0  No.355093

File: 516e17eb8f8407f⋯.png (16.63 KB, 477x463, 477:463, 516e17eb8f8407fe24045cb3db….png)



get out

405905  No.355094

File: 0ffdee515f1ddf6⋯.png (10.47 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 1a58f2d72fbad808b434719f12….png)

10fc21  No.355095


Think that's a fella.

d1fbb3  No.355096

File: c8c92567d663d51⋯.png (40.78 KB, 1944x982, 972:491, a67baab791e624285ae7ae85aa….png)



d1fbb3  No.355097

File: 8a4271b8f0b4ce1⋯.png (13.99 KB, 504x379, 504:379, 8a4271b8f0b4ce1c9b3acdffd3….png)


*punches you*

405905  No.355098


>Doesn't know how the Welsh say asshole.

60bff0  No.355099

File: 66e293b76133512⋯.png (207.83 KB, 817x656, 817:656, 66e293b76133512ba251b19c8c….png)

405905  No.355100


Naa lad, it's fine.

d1fbb3  No.355101

File: 37be1cd25bdf344⋯.png (203.05 KB, 1305x663, 435:221, 37be1cd25bdf344459f54b56e1….png)


have an extra free (You)

405905  No.355102

File: a1c45a80f2b69fc⋯.jpg (121.71 KB, 636x926, 318:463, 470237695e43faaf034a0e8279….jpg)



Harder daddy~

fd528e  No.355103


For you or her?

d1fbb3  No.355104

File: 7cedad00c77b0f7⋯.png (6.66 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 5a1d99994de851606d490308a1….png)


*shoots you*

60bff0  No.355105


Thanks, lad

405905  No.355106


What's wrong snow nigger?

405905  No.355107

File: f29ffee4abd7bda⋯.png (41.04 KB, 531x930, 177:310, 86e753659ef5d0d80d7a4e9817….png)


Wrong move da… lad.

60bff0  No.355108

File: 3bc8c66e9cc78c3⋯.jpg (144.11 KB, 636x699, 212:233, 3bc8c66e9cc78c300f9c41831a….jpg)


Something wrong, bog nigger?

10fc21  No.355109

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Kind of interesting to see real women with beards. It's not necessarily the worst look.

d1fbb3  No.355110

File: 0cfb42c6ca59a3a⋯.png (6.88 KB, 454x408, 227:204, f6ab45a6d8dd6b3d34b1f91c71….png)


You know I've always got (You)s for You

d1fbb3  No.355111

File: 9ac349132cc00b8⋯.jpg (52.96 KB, 1024x466, 512:233, 9ac349132cc00b89bbfafd62f1….jpg)


*goes back to punching you*

fdc4f9  No.355112

File: c45e7f0afca85de⋯.jpg (126.75 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, 0S0Qo78.jpg)


60bff0  No.355113

File: 73e6c2261c6220b⋯.png (96.77 KB, 605x520, 121:104, 73e6c2261c6220b5035864b678….png)


*rewards you*

d1fbb3  No.355114

File: 1ca2f1a972b7907⋯.jpg (26.92 KB, 600x418, 300:209, 1473339665090.jpg)


>not necessarily the worst look.


a1d1f6  No.355115


at least if you breed her and your sons become sissies there's still chance that your daughters might become a better man some day.

405905  No.355116

File: 65ca5edfaa54907⋯.jpg (9.07 KB, 240x193, 240:193, af942dfdb6e2769937dc1745ec….jpg)

10fc21  No.355117

File: 1fbb82dd2e480c7⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 187.18 KB, 598x796, 299:398, 1540503918110.jpg)


On lasses. They're cuter. Mine are tiny.

405905  No.355118

File: 7930e3647645f79⋯.png (249.23 KB, 643x359, 643:359, 86e753659ef5d0d80d7a4e9817….png)

d1fbb3  No.355119

File: df8d4c64857198a⋯.png (91.23 KB, 400x333, 400:333, 4d489612a8468e3ca7358ad686….png)

10fc21  No.355120


There's a certain homely charm to it. She looks like she'd be a good baker.

5aa216  No.355121

File: 37edc382cb63330⋯.png (20.72 KB, 396x156, 33:13, ClipboardImage.png)

fdc4f9  No.355122

File: fab8ea1b61164a3⋯.png (48.65 KB, 645x773, 645:773, 1547005095714.png)

hope i dont have another insomnia night tonight

405905  No.355123

File: 21d0b5e640c2c51⋯.png (166.86 KB, 636x426, 106:71, 1432102647995.png)

60bff0  No.355124

File: 4bf3b444e847898⋯.png (14.24 KB, 788x408, 197:102, db15.png)

10fc21  No.355125


>spunky angels

keek. I saved that off 4chan ages ago.

7b4dca  No.355126

File: af3361003123203⋯.png (20.3 KB, 644x1356, 161:339, tardjak28wizard.png)

guess I had to do something retarded to ruin a decent day smh

>reheat the chips and gammon

>put oven on 200c because "it'll only be for a few minutes"

>leave it half an hour instead

>have to throw away most of the chips for being completely burnt into lumps of coal

>gammon is now hard and also slightly burnt

>only have one proper metal tray which I was using for the chips, so put it in a porcelain dish thing

>after removing gammon I see that it's nasty and vile from the juices so I put it in the sink and run the tap

>splits neatly down the middle from the sudden large temperature drop



yuo are girlfremnd now

d1fbb3  No.355127

File: b7c5f1f3744fb04⋯.png (43.81 KB, 1791x1950, 597:650, 83971c12e9ef102d991f143a9f….png)

405905  No.355128

File: 335a0c508bf2fbb⋯.jpg (49.57 KB, 780x688, 195:172, 335a0c508bf2fbb230fcc06d4c….jpg)

d1fbb3  No.355129

File: ecb29cad288a77f⋯.png (7.48 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 906d210d604513997df52bca17….png)

>entire thread with absolutely no productive posts whatsoever

60bff0  No.355130

licorice cigarettes only

fd528e  No.355131


On the beach, come on everybodyyy

7b4dca  No.355132


doing the gods' work lad

405905  No.355133

File: fb8cb7e60bd4c2c⋯.jpeg (10.1 KB, 236x282, 118:141, a0c6f17e12d573c3e5f51f256….jpeg)


>>splits neatly down the middle from the sudden large temperature drop

405905  No.355134

File: 944bec4726404f0⋯.png (29.09 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 88e092a0685e1c77875cdd5d41….png)

60bff0  No.355135


Quantity over Quality is the /newbrit/ motto

10fc21  No.355136


I saw her first.

405905  No.355137

File: 51c750f4f04ba8c⋯.png (9.68 KB, 454x408, 227:204, 1a58f2d72fbad808b434719f12….png)

5aa216  No.355138

File: 181bd121a15b969⋯.jpg (694.55 KB, 1290x1821, 430:607, 64822012_p1.jpg)

> no maid to bully

405905  No.355139


Looks like a lad.

10fc21  No.355140


These are all productive posts.

fdc4f9  No.355141


id have sex with her on the beach

in fact id have sex with her absolutely anywhere, infront of anyone

10fc21  No.355142


who is he?

78efb8  No.355143

File: 1b7c8893f1f413a⋯.png (299.33 KB, 640x483, 640:483, ClipboardImage.png)

Macron: British ‘Losers’ Were ‘Sold a Lie’ in Brexit Referendum


*tear gas wafts into the thread*

fd528e  No.355144


You'd better not be a lad, tight pants don't do your balls any good smh

60bff0  No.355145


Looks like a male maid. Very gay. Don't tarnish /newbrit/ with gayism

d1fbb3  No.355146

File: 217856362f2ae4d⋯.jpg (34.3 KB, 180x279, 20:31, dayofthedead.jpg)

a1d1f6  No.355147

File: 9ae35269038a10c⋯.jpg (92.88 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, Jewess 621.jpg)


/newbrit/'s become cancer

405905  No.355148

File: 891db119aa1b2c2⋯.png (13.41 KB, 398x455, 398:455, 86e753659ef5d0d80d7a4e9817….png)

fdc4f9  No.355149



7b4dca  No.355150

File: 5c0754fe00f5548⋯.png (32.35 KB, 399x322, 57:46, eeshsmoke.png)


5aa216  No.355151



fairly sure its a female

405905  No.355152

File: b7f996807a4c71c⋯.jpg (117.45 KB, 1067x650, 1067:650, 1430682758133.jpg)

10fc21  No.355153


Nah, they're of negotiable tightness.

a1d1f6  No.355154

even more so*

405905  No.355155


Careful lad.

7b4dca  No.355156

at least the fat on the gammon is basically crackling now

fdc4f9  No.355157

File: 77843fd0812f166⋯.png (112.47 KB, 812x760, 203:190, 1545534255310.png)

>wearing underwear

405905  No.355158

File: 2729e87e37b1cb3⋯.png (8.62 KB, 401x367, 401:367, 1456419213804.png)

10fc21  No.355159


No gays allowed, tbh. Only bearded women in y-fronts.

60bff0  No.355160


didn't when delivering newspapers yesterday tbh. felt quite risque

10fc21  No.355161


Who is this slick pompadour?

405905  No.355162

File: 6590eb8c78d4893⋯.png (15.65 KB, 416x455, 32:35, 86e753659ef5d0d80d7a4e9817….png)

10fc21  No.355163


Enjoy the brap stains on your jeans.

10fc21  No.355164


doki doki

fdc4f9  No.355165

File: 15442ee23c356c3⋯.png (93.86 KB, 866x900, 433:450, dumbdumb.png)



d1fbb3  No.355166

490b85  No.355167

File: 08c2d876deaa0f8⋯.png (774.9 KB, 1252x1021, 1252:1021, 08c2d876deaa0f867961e12250….png)

405905  No.355168

File: 4aa5241ad556d1e⋯.gif (182.9 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1424727964023.gif)

e2a7e6  No.355169

File: cfe9de2f04c0fe8⋯.jpg (47.25 KB, 720x720, 1:1, 1547143129186.jpg)

10fc21  No.355170


enjoy the brap stains on your exquisitely tailored trousers from Italy

d1fbb3  No.355171


I'd squish her cheeks tbh

405905  No.355172

File: f496179f414ab80⋯.jpg (317.57 KB, 1436x1080, 359:270, 1430522694270.jpg)

fdc4f9  No.355173



fd528e  No.355174


Jeans are excellent lad, very practical

7b4dca  No.355175

File: b1f6aef111807ce⋯.png (644.49 KB, 960x631, 960:631, NPCjak3.png)



10fc21  No.355176


>when you have a stroke, and need help chewing

10fc21  No.355177


Enjoy the brap stains on your fashionable surfer sharts

fdc4f9  No.355178


no theyre not

405905  No.355179

File: 71eae241dd0f2db⋯.png (701.01 KB, 1179x912, 393:304, 1456457453907.png)

405905  No.355180

File: 7e42c196f457066⋯.gif (74.05 KB, 480x270, 16:9, 1424832141912.gif)

e2a7e6  No.355181


this games a great little timewaster lol very hard on higher diff

405905  No.355182

File: ae0cd5c4c392891⋯.gif (365.95 KB, 140x160, 7:8, 1431984577777-2.gif)


Cool tbh.

10fc21  No.355183



gagging for it

fd528e  No.355184


Going out to the pub in a bit unfortunately


Yes they are, very versatile, I can wear them on the farm and out in town

fdc4f9  No.355185


well youre wrong

they are the most uncomfortable thing to wear

405905  No.355186

File: eeb6b28217bd065⋯.gif (76.54 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 1411605935305.gif)

fd528e  No.355187


No YOU are wrong I wear them all the time

fdc4f9  No.355188



whats the point

jeans are a jewish trick but unironically

fd528e  No.355189


Keeeeek how? I told you why

fdc4f9  No.355190

>get delivery

>I have TWO blankets

what the fuck ffs

either somehow my order went through DESPITE cancelling it, or my mother ordered 2 by mistake

10fc21  No.355191

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

absolute terror

490b85  No.355192

File: e61cb21ed3bd7e3⋯.jpg (93.35 KB, 706x864, 353:432, appy-s12-fb01.jpg)

fdc4f9  No.355193

File: d41ba6817c9f656⋯.jpg (138.13 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, 1546597806327.jpg)

490b85  No.355194


her twitter is pure AIDS

a1d1f6  No.355195


Who is she?

7b4dca  No.355196

File: 3348104cc3582f8⋯.png (104.62 KB, 251x242, 251:242, laugh7.png)

>he can't read

>he lacks the brainpower to use a search engine

a1d1f6  No.355197


what's your problem?

60bff0  No.355198


he thinks he's being cute but he's really just being ugly

dd7ec4  No.355199


490b85  No.355200

405905  No.355201

File: 9f88445ea1a0ba2⋯.jpg (96.04 KB, 792x558, 44:31, 1456583537886-2.jpg)

490b85  No.355202

File: 9f70d7a3c2ac3de⋯.png (1.88 MB, 848x1060, 4:5, ClipboardImage.png)

dd7ec4  No.355203


Why does she seem so much smarter outside of that show?

490b85  No.355204


because they play up being retarded for the show

dd7ec4  No.355205


Is she a successful businesswoman outside of the show?

a1d1f6  No.355206

File: 85d38f8a0767b41⋯.png (258.11 KB, 583x348, 583:348, Capture1.PNG)

File: 3f4133568b5befc⋯.png (15.71 KB, 578x195, 578:195, Capture2.PNG)

File: c8aa4a0dbf4ace1⋯.png (508.18 KB, 577x608, 577:608, Capture3.PNG)


What a vile lass, smh.

490b85  No.355207


She runs 4 shops so sort of

60bff0  No.355208



dd7ec4  No.355209


She has strange lips, I've heard them described as Irish lips before. No offence to Irish poster.

405905  No.355210

File: 95191ab0a1f66fd⋯.png (398.33 KB, 871x677, 871:677, 95191ab0a1f66fd219dd4dffc7….png)


490b85  No.355211


crotchless undies

405905  No.355212

File: 2f1d2de0efaa3f6⋯.jpg (8.51 KB, 320x272, 20:17, 1422291317128.jpg)

405905  No.355213

File: 52872d45a37a5cf⋯.jpg (14.25 KB, 286x327, 286:327, 8ac3661ac5cc4a9ed02cf24a45….jpg)


7b4dca  No.355214

File: 71525d1926a1ccb⋯.png (654.17 KB, 700x762, 350:381, Conanthefrogbarian.png)


smh lad I am bullying him for bullying another lad, that makes me the good guy

that's how the imageboard works

405905  No.355215

File: aa0e9329a069e9a⋯.jpg (34.45 KB, 356x333, 356:333, 1421112648462.jpg)

405905  No.355216

File: c56fe1b082478eb⋯.png (24.3 KB, 295x304, 295:304, 1424865353049-11.png)

Disgusting food everyday…

e2a7e6  No.355217

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

this is genuinely terrifying

e2a7e6  No.355218

File: 911f71fe6b77907⋯.png (53.94 KB, 236x132, 59:33, ClipboardImage.png)

>there's a version where japanese women recreate it dressed as the characters

lol tbh

60bff0  No.355219


me in the middle

60bff0  No.355220


yeah saw that tbh, they aren't really that good at copying them. I guess it's kind of hard

e2a7e6  No.355221


is that song popular in norway?

tickets to see them cost £200 in the uk lol still popular

405905  No.355222

File: 5ad260fde32a3e2⋯.jpg (74.91 KB, 645x716, 645:716, 1431321817953.jpg)

405905  No.355223

File: daf50c35bf39dc2⋯.jpg (10.7 KB, 320x272, 20:17, 1422291068241.jpg)

0b02b2  No.355224

got a filling put back in my chipped tooth and the young qt dental hygienist girl was all smily and conversational, I think she liked me

now having leftover sausage and risotto

>can't tell 22st and welshlad apart




ooh Kay's gettin' frisky for The Prince (TM)





the fastest way to a man's heart is through his stomach, that's what they say


Dorset likes hairy women


awww yeah reminds me of when that qt bignosed southern italian thot bent over in her leggings and I saw her panty line very clearly

60bff0  No.355225


idno I'm not a gayboi


I'm the one with the trip and good posts

0b02b2  No.355226


yeah but at a first glance though

cough cough ahem if you wish

405905  No.355227

File: 80571459e6e21b2⋯.png (11.03 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 1a58f2d72fbad808b434719f12….png)


>>can't tell 22st and welshlad apart

60bff0  No.355228

File: 31af8e1d4dca411⋯.png (2.27 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)

But I am the Welsh one

405905  No.355229


Why lie?

60bff0  No.355230

Ban the liar, spig

0b02b2  No.355231

File: 1c4e93e30edacb6⋯.png (233.49 KB, 600x600, 1:1, serveimage.png)


say something in Welsh

we need to have a Welsh-off to determine who is the trve Wvlshmvn

405905  No.355232


Why are you asking him to ban yourself?

405905  No.355233


From South Wales lad they don't speak it much here sadly.

60bff0  No.355234


this is exactly my excuse keek

405905  No.355235

File: 84ea6885c704f38⋯.png (10.68 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 1a58f2d72fbad808b434719f12….png)


Could probably find some paperwork that has information in Welsh and English, and post it with a timestamp. You couldn't though lad.

0b02b2  No.355236

File: 24e1f8ec0d94199⋯.jpg (756.7 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, serveimage.jpg)


then we'll need to hook up your willies to one of those erection-detecting machines and show slides of sleep

405905  No.355237


Bit young lad.

0b02b2  No.355238

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.


did you listen to this, lad? I think this is stylistically perfect, exactly what music should sound like

7b4dca  No.355239

File: d7137e1891a305a⋯.png (837.24 KB, 1019x683, 1019:683, ClipboardImage.png)

he's so gay smh

I really can't stomach his accent and mannerisms

60bff0  No.355240

File: 9b0e3129dc74c53⋯.webm (3.54 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Uncomfortable Sargon race….webm)

File: 241a8be2b0f12ab⋯.webm (5.11 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Uncomfortable Sargon race….webm)

60bff0  No.355241


What happened with his wife? Did the anti-racist lass leave him or what

7b4dca  No.355242


"That's a fact"

t. said something which is not a fact

kill them all

7b4dca  No.355243


dunno tbh I pay zero attention to him

only watching this because bins said it was good

dd7ec4  No.355244

60bff0  No.355245

>just 20 more minutes of freedom

0b02b2  No.355246


what an insufferable cunt

>muh tomahawk-chucking feather niggers that can't handle a sneeze or a bottle of booze

>muh poor innocent niggers that got their asses kicked by stronger tribes and sold for rum and beads

a1d1f6  No.355247

File: 3878ea661af7fd4⋯.png (143.69 KB, 231x286, 21:26, wha.PNG)

what is that fuckin' thing?

a1d1f6  No.355248


and you're a heu-nigger that can't take a little earthquake

60bff0  No.355249

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

dd7ec4  No.355250


Turkish gamergirl?

d2ac48  No.355251


Bet her surname is Duff

0b02b2  No.355252

File: 4aa0e4681fd3c6b⋯.jpg (89.46 KB, 960x720, 4:3, in all of us command.jpg)

60bff0  No.355253

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


a1d1f6  No.355254

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

60bff0  No.355255

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


d2ac48  No.355256


Why do do many of `em NEED to appease the mud?

a1d1f6  No.355257

File: cf1f5413ecf54ec⋯.jpg (61.87 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)



I don't usually go clubbing, but…

60bff0  No.355258


Typical sami behaviour

d2ac48  No.355259


….when I do I take home blubber.

a1d1f6  No.355260


Me too. I usually go home with yer mom

a1d1f6  No.355261

File: 2af09f0366b1c2c⋯.jpg (41.09 KB, 564x553, 564:553, Jewess 780.jpg)


Just joshing you, lad. your mother's a great woman.

ca0c7d  No.355262

File: 64b487cfa4ef063⋯.jpg (3.79 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, 20190117_225500.jpg)

>what's been lying in bed all day and will keep lying there after i have left for work


d2ac48  No.355263


Nothing but praise for your "abilities".

ca0c7d  No.355264

File: bff45ff55984603⋯.jpg (2.55 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, 20190117_225930.jpg)

Another NEEThog

a1d1f6  No.355265


Your ID's changed, are you back from work?

cb5f11  No.355266


The new agent started their shift.

a1d1f6  No.355267

File: 3b70d9553e22578⋯.jpg (78.82 KB, 716x768, 179:192, Bill_Wilson-0.jpg)

60bff0  No.355268


On my phone while having a shit. Now going to drive. Later, lads

0b02b2  No.355269

yess finally got the fuckin metal detector in terraria

d2ac48  No.355270

File: e3978b1cf1a2c43⋯.jpg (2.04 MB, 2976x2976, 1:1, 20190117_100502.jpg)


Cupboard dweller. Just gives evils whenever we enter. Hateful creature tbh.

a1d1f6  No.355271

File: 491b21dcbc925cf⋯.jpg (183.88 KB, 759x1868, 759:1868, EBDdEVY.jpg)



>taking a shit changes your IP, lol. Well okay, lad. Safe driving.

78efb8  No.355272

File: cde4dcb56f7f9ca⋯.jpg (89.98 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 2694281_1336690569194.28re….jpg)


>tfw have terraria but can;t share steam because my account doxxes me

3f4895  No.355273

File: e5035739185543a⋯.png (1.05 MB, 634x892, 317:446, e5035739185543a06ee2aaa805….png)

dd7ec4  No.355274

File: 5770bf68e4308ec⋯.jpg (67.43 KB, 378x501, 126:167, 2d2.jpg)

405905  No.355275


Make a new account and do that account game share thing.

0b02b2  No.355276


I don't actually 'have' it but I'll get it next time it goes on sale, Wessex keeps insinuating that he'd like to play

7b4dca  No.355277

File: 051996c6cbc777b⋯.png (47.69 KB, 800x729, 800:729, tardjak21.png)


why would you do this

tbh my original account name was my actual name, but you can change the IDs and so on now so that doesn't actually matter


insinuating is when someone is trying to be subtle smh dumb yank

I've literally said "let's do it in multiplayer again because we tried once before" (you were not posting then iirc, it was westie and me and… dunno. suffolk maybe)

3f4895  No.355278


>but you can change the IDs and so on now so that doesn't actually matter

think you can still look at past names though

78efb8  No.355279

File: 3b23a57deed0a5a⋯.jpg (314.79 KB, 2560x1600, 8:5, eggs.jpg)


complicated, I need a more permanent solution

maybe I could set my whole account to private




I did it because I'm hooked up with lots of IRL and internet friends

7b4dca  No.355280

File: 1d60b87998742fd⋯.png (10.65 KB, 197x241, 197:241, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 02a6325b11a61e9⋯.png (73.51 KB, 635x155, 127:31, ClipboardImage.png)

I miss shitposting in tf2 and so on

bring back all chat


up to a point, and the main thing was the ID/page address which is changeable now


privating means you don't get retards commenting on the profile though smh

look at the ID changer thing it's probably just in the regular settings

cb5f11  No.355281


>Thought that message was from this year

Where does the time go?

7b4dca  No.355282

File: ad8eca41f02f69a⋯.webm (4.16 MB, 480x360, 4:3, no time to lose.webm)

fd528e  No.355283

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dd7ec4  No.355284

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fd528e  No.355285

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Yeah, was me, just need to buy the game smh

fd528e  No.355286

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Absolute classic

fd528e  No.355287

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7b4dca  No.355288

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>there are people who haven't bought terraria

it regularly goes on sale for literally pennies smh

fd528e  No.355289

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Guess I missed it smh

fd528e  No.355290

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fd528e  No.355291

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Some Swedish sounds

78efb8  No.355292

File: f548e70e8cafe08⋯.jpg (95.2 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, pencil.jpg)


bought it back when totalbisciot and jesse cox were letsplaying it

bought minecraft when I found yogscast too smh

ancient history now

fd528e  No.355293

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78efb8  No.355294

File: 1e27810623cf030⋯.png (16.03 KB, 405x258, 135:86, ClipboardImage.png)

>prequel posting when I'm searching for new hair styles for myself

e2a7e6  No.355295

night pembs

0b02b2  No.355296

File: c109739f34fc821⋯.jpg (28.52 KB, 512x422, 256:211, c109739f34fc82165742392f5f….jpg)


>is it possible to shrink

fd528e  No.355297

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Is it possible to live forever?

78efb8  No.355298


the answer is no because atoms can't be shrunk

I learned this autism from gordon smh

fd528e  No.355299

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78efb8  No.355300

File: d19088a20cfc2d6⋯.jpg (113.17 KB, 800x713, 800:713, 1461677280713.jpg)

help I'm reading cosmopolitan for advice

fd528e  No.355301


For what lass?

fd528e  No.355302

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78efb8  No.355303

File: f0bd2339af73960⋯.png (150.95 KB, 510x846, 85:141, __izumi_konata_lucky_star_….png)



not sex don't worry

3f4895  No.355304

File: a114db68753487d⋯.png (654.1 KB, 480x613, 480:613, ClipboardImage.png)

fd528e  No.355305

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Keeek wasn't even thinking of that lass. What's your normal style?

405905  No.355306

File: ab9225f5570e9e7⋯.png (93.63 KB, 390x204, 65:34, 1466863208480-1.png)

405905  No.355307

File: 5467ed096971fbd⋯.jpg (114.36 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1423517314664.jpg)

405905  No.355308

File: 17d928daadaf8e7⋯.png (1.6 MB, 910x1223, 910:1223, 1423718327327.png)

0b02b2  No.355309

love tomato sauce, that rich umami flavor

10fc21  No.355310

>when the ambulance pulls up outside one of your elderly neighbour's houses, and you start to wonder

ca0c7d  No.355311

Is there anything more boomerish than subscribing to a TV guide newspaper?

6a0976  No.355312


owning a condominium

ca0c7d  No.355313

Aaand done with newspapers just short Of 4 hours of work

ca0c7d  No.355314


Yeah there are a lot of things tbh. Only boomers order newspapers so i shouldn't be surprised

ca0c7d  No.355315

Gonna read some before i head home

6a0976  No.355316

File: 2c2b8dd2dcd2300⋯.mp4 (3.08 MB, 960x720, 4:3, LiveLeak-dot-com-FoxyLL_15….mp4)


*licks your window*

ca0c7d  No.355317


*shoots it* just saw a lad who had spun out and gotten stuck smh. Gotta be careful

60bff0  No.355318


Who are you, lad?

60bff0  No.355319

time for some reading and then bed tbh. nigh nigh

6a0976  No.355320


night night, don't let the frost trolls bite

6a0976  No.355321

File: 0de27d26ce4d54a⋯.png (72.23 KB, 255x252, 85:84, 0de27d26ce4d54a862e0c6b916….png)

killed the wall of flesh, that was fucking easy. don't think my health dropped below 350

wanted a challenge smh

1ae642  No.355322

File: 1ae1a7deefbfa1d⋯.jpg (49.02 KB, 500x393, 500:393, 1ae1a7deefbfa1ddef8d37f034….jpg)

6a0976  No.355323

File: 8f784dbee8c6dad⋯.jpg (107.94 KB, 720x720, 1:1, 8f784dbee8c6dadfb9d8c9f299….jpg)


which lad are you, lad?

6a0976  No.355324

File: f25c1f78565a897⋯.mp4 (10.17 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, LiveLeak-dot-com-TruckHits….mp4)

he can't keep getting away with it

d2ac48  No.355325

File: 855101ee8abdefc⋯.jpg (8.93 KB, 236x321, 236:321, b25ca5ce8bd254007bf0f8246d….jpg)


Fuck yeah!

We`re all thinking it, and he just does it!

Bumper nig.

Just FUCK YEAH tbh.

e6cae4  No.355326

File: 772b935b52d004c⋯.jpg (41.67 KB, 460x700, 23:35, yanks out t. frogs.jpg)

>two yanks

b3fe58  No.355327

File: 43269fcef6cf383⋯.png (449.25 KB, 651x872, 651:872, dc3pdem-7bc0592a-259c-430f….png)

It's Friday everyone! Now let's get out there and give it our all so the weekend feels extra relaxing!

d2ac48  No.355328

File: 71dc946d0755b00⋯.jpg (49.43 KB, 460x612, 115:153, shunsuke-pomeranian-burrit….jpg)


Hat, gloves and scarf? Damn cold.

a1d1f6  No.355329

File: 35cc24037cb57cb⋯.jpg (56.24 KB, 595x615, 119:123, Jewess 631.jpg)

wakey wakey

fdc4f9  No.355330

File: b43afaed06627bb⋯.png (735.7 KB, 1279x523, 1279:523, 9eb8b68606ddaed4815d7d9f68….png)


she is sadly a product of american society

fdc4f9  No.355331

if it turns out i didnt pay for 2 blankets and only 1, should i send one back or keep it?

d2ac48  No.355332

File: f81a4e7644538ce⋯.jpg (239.58 KB, 1200x1804, 300:451, .jpg)


not him….. I don`t think.

fdc4f9  No.355333

watching cringe tiktok videos makes me feel so much better about myself

d2ac48  No.355334


Who`d you buy them/it from?

7b4dca  No.355335

File: bd55eb98a777b14⋯.png (2.52 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

cold one today smh

woke up earlier but only got out of bed when it was that or burst my bladder


can't believe how far they have fallen tbh

>totalbiscuit banning someone from cox-con for life for asking "are traps gay" then telling someone to die of cancer and dying of cancer himself after spending his last months whinging about trump

>his last words were muttering something about battleborn

>Jesse is full on soylent retard now and still beta orbiting dodger

>yogscast has scammed their underage viewerbase multiple times with kickstarters

>implicated in paedophilia, tax evasion etc

>interpersonal drama with lewis being cucked by hannah but having to keep her on for the revenue or w/e

>they are still going but have been all-caps uploads of a bunch of manchildren screaming at eachother in garry's mod for 3+ years



that's xer fetish smh

>learned the answer from Jahans

>actually reading Jahansfics


fdc4f9  No.355336


tartan blanket company

d2ac48  No.355337


Jocks? Fuck, surely they`ll be ALL over that mutha fuka! They pricey?

fdc4f9  No.355338


its taking its toll on lewis

you can tell he is just mentally fucked at this point and probably wants to die

fdc4f9  No.355339

d2ac48  No.355340


Sit on it for a moon. If they don`t get back to you all good, if they do, just say you hadn`t unwrapped the package cus they`re a gift for ya mum`s birthday in March! After a month it`s gotta be all good.

7b4dca  No.355341


You still watch them? lmao

I check once a year or so just to see if they somehow finished the minecraft larp stuff

fdc4f9  No.355342


No lel

I just now and again watch compilations of lewis saying fucked up this

fdc4f9  No.355343

things* smh

d2ac48  No.355344

Pfffft, time to ready fee work.

7b4dca  No.355345


show me, lad

fdc4f9  No.355346


wish i could find the ones about him talking about sucking dick


7b4dca  No.355347


wew smh

they live in bristol too right

I could go and prank firebomb them in minecraft one day

5aa216  No.355348

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fdc4f9  No.355349

File: 88861f76273d6eb⋯.png (318.17 KB, 368x579, 368:579, ahhhhh.png)

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f8d13d  No.355351

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fdc4f9  No.355352


jeez look at this guys hairline

d2ac48  No.355353


Would so stamp on his fucking face!

fdc4f9  No.355354

d2ac48  No.355355

File: 2e979122bdd76e6⋯.jpg (151.65 KB, 769x1024, 769:1024, AMC Celebrates Season 7 Pr….jpg)

a1d1f6  No.355356

File: 3742b7855bfa000⋯.jpg (21.31 KB, 391x633, 391:633, 711 - ABIGAIL.jpg)

fdc4f9  No.355357


deliberately shaving the front of it off? wtf lmao

d2ac48  No.355358

File: c1ea15cda63afb8⋯.jpg (12.23 KB, 300x300, 1:1, Vincent-Kartheiser.jpg)


Piff paff pooof….. where`d it go? So confooooozed!

7b4dca  No.355359

File: 58b82037e0017c0⋯.png (1.42 MB, 1381x933, 1381:933, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 269c601e4680393⋯.png (129.46 KB, 500x552, 125:138, vompepe3.png)

lmao I forgot about this

what do you think neo, does he pass?

7b4dca  No.355360

File: 16cf7cb2794d5ed⋯.png (382.21 KB, 765x473, 765:473, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 5affa755b9d3b53⋯.png (1.25 MB, 900x900, 1:1, eyepull.png)

78efb8  No.355361

File: 697df6591d45c2b⋯.png (352.5 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 1543278282129.png)


Below the neck he's actually got potential smh but it's still disgusting.

fdc4f9  No.355362

File: 81e0a6b13db38a5⋯.jpg (85.12 KB, 572x781, 52:71, hagrid.jpg)

you deserve to get beaten into a bloody pulp you sick tranny freak

f8d13d  No.355363

File: 4c0413b42b15d81⋯.jpg (28.76 KB, 179x320, 179:320, 1469188237765.jpg)


>he's actually got potential

7b4dca  No.355364

File: 8b57996d229507c⋯.png (30.14 KB, 226x245, 226:245, wink.png)


>implying you wouldn't plow lewis brindley for a 50% share of his massive youtube money fortune

78efb8  No.355365


yeah smh he's really scrawny and androgynous in proportion

f8d13d  No.355366

File: 3e2f5ffab540e06⋯.gif (945.73 KB, 304x230, 152:115, 1483828347897.gif)

fdc4f9  No.355367

File: 17d0998d157233b⋯.gif (43.1 KB, 250x243, 250:243, 6a00d83451b31c69e2012876b2….gif)

7b4dca  No.355368

File: 23f75f0b5d8fb2e⋯.png (203.04 KB, 739x211, 739:211, ClipboardImage.png)

blogscast confirmed based and greenpilled

fdc4f9  No.355369

>tfw no single mummy gf

a1d1f6  No.355370


That's fucking vile, lad.

f8d13d  No.355371


tbf it's the best he could realistically hope for

fdc4f9  No.355372


but theyre cute, lad

fdc4f9  No.355373


now now lad i could get a taig gf

f8d13d  No.355374

a1d1f6  No.355375


wew, harsh.

f8d13d  No.355376


What? It's also Neo's suggestion for farty marty

a1d1f6  No.355377


lol, who's that?

f8d13d  No.355378

a1d1f6  No.355379

File: 2a56241c3a01392⋯.jpg (83.02 KB, 640x799, 640:799, Jewess 663.jpg)

Make mummies, don't take them. tbh

fdc4f9  No.355380


what if shes a widow

a1d1f6  No.355381


That makes no difference.

fdc4f9  No.355382


but it does

a1d1f6  No.355383


Alright, maybe it does. But do you really want to raise, or at least compete, with her children?

b3fe58  No.355384

File: 3290e41ea6fd65a⋯.png (517.57 KB, 905x883, 905:883, surprise2_by_minanami-dc5t….png)

fdc4f9  No.355385


what you have them do?

marrying widows was not an uncommon thing in the past

and you can still have children with them

its not like they have purposefully destroyed a relationship

a1d1f6  No.355386


'kay then sargon

5aa216  No.355387

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fdc4f9  No.355388


great logic mate

but if you cant differentiate between single mothers who purposefully got themselves in that situation and widows whos spouse has died and is a moral lass then youre a moron

fd528e  No.355389


Why do you care lad? Isn't yours going the same way?

fd528e  No.355390


Yeah apparently it was very common in the Crusader states simply because nobles died very quickly

fdc4f9  No.355391


its nowhere near that bad

and it makes it look worse because of his hair style and faggotry

fdc4f9  No.355392

are people who run orphanages cucks?

a1d1f6  No.355393


you're assuming I don't, even though I explicitly said here >>355383 "alright, maybe it does"

to that you made a nonsensical response >>355385

I don't know what you mean by that, so I just mocked you since it sounds like an excuse sargon would use for raising another man's child.

fdc4f9  No.355394

File: fab8ea1b61164a3⋯.png (48.65 KB, 645x773, 645:773, 1547005095714.png)

78efb8  No.355395

File: 4894859e96719c1⋯.gif (778.05 KB, 498x278, 249:139, thumbs up.gif)


go get one, contribute to society

fdc4f9  No.355396


what about you?

dd7ec4  No.355397

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Modern day Gattaca

fd528e  No.355398

File: 00e5c60e9bc376a⋯.png (290.8 KB, 472x428, 118:107, ClipboardImage.png)

fdc4f9  No.355399

last package arriving today

hopefully i hear it

dd7ec4  No.355400

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Blankets and?

fdc4f9  No.355401



>waiting almost a week for the tarp but the blanket takes a couple of days


b3fe58  No.355402

File: 9afc37e54fc6f70⋯.png (142.58 KB, 600x450, 4:3, 152351.png)


a1d1f6  No.355403

File: 2be9a55f9fb915f⋯.jpg (42.84 KB, 500x419, 500:419, Angel-Teaching-Her-Grapefr….jpg)


that's how grapefruit works

fdc4f9  No.355404




b3fe58  No.355405

File: 762167a98697f05⋯.png (339.71 KB, 600x600, 1:1, SvdspdI.png)



The slurpy sounds are in my head now!

f8d13d  No.355406

File: 7e6e6d260df9459⋯.png (51.43 KB, 155x173, 155:173, 1472610499399.png)


>when ur lass grapefruits you

60bff0  No.355407

File: 780cc69a7367e14⋯.png (648.99 KB, 567x790, 567:790, ClipboardImage.png)

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dd7ec4  No.355409

Just spoke to an old work colleague, 2 years of neetdom and 1 work colleague died of cancer, the boss left and someone else is emigrating. wew, i prefer the neet bubble tbh.

fd528e  No.355410


Don't think I've my ex went that far tbh Got pretty close though

60bff0  No.355411

File: 31af8e1d4dca411⋯.png (2.27 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)


Yeah I guess some jobs are stable but at my company people keeps coming and going. Guess that is why the bossman loves me

dd7ec4  No.355413


You're his golden boy, lad.

It's a warehouse job with van drivers distributing, maybe a bit like your actual work.

60bff0  No.355414


Yeah I am a driver, old job was me loading at a warehouse and driving a long stretch before making deliveries. Now I just deliver newspapers but bossman is making connections and should have new van jobs soon.

dd7ec4  No.355415


I started thinking about going back to that job but I don't really want to. I feel like it takes too much time out of my week and I don't learn anything new.

60bff0  No.355416

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Amazin nigga and autistic dwarf(not Kay) collide

60bff0  No.355417


Where you at the warehouse or driving? I loved driving, as long as it was longer drives and fewer deliveries. Would hate delivering a lot with a short drive.

dd7ec4  No.355418


I was at the warehouse. I think driving is probably more exciting.

5aa216  No.355419

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watched this last night, 10/10

60bff0  No.355420

File: fd760b95194f08b⋯.jpg (102.45 KB, 537x797, 537:797, leatherman.jpg)


Yeah I think so. The warehouse workers seemed miserable, but I think it might have to do with the place they work and who they work for. The Leatherman probably threatened them with losing their job to a nigger every day.

fd528e  No.355421




dd7ec4  No.355422


yea, was a comfy place to work initially but then they moved warehouses to about 2 hours from my home and it turned into 13hr days with no progression.

60bff0  No.355423


You a pussy, lad?

fd528e  No.355424


No lad, are you?

60bff0  No.355425


Yeah I'd hate that. So far my favourite job was the van job. 45 min x 2 +1 hour load time + 4 hour drive + 1 hour deliveries. Sometimes each took a little longer but the drive was comfy.


N-no, why do you ask?

7b4dca  No.355426


das amazin

why would he associate with da chillun ov da lie though smh

e9cf9a  No.355427

File: 64e4303d68c0665⋯.jpg (96.86 KB, 838x628, 419:314, britians_finest.jpg)


did warehouse work a few times, generally when I needed the shekles. The wage is pretty awful now though.

>I remember doing it back in 2005, not long after leaving skool. Everyone was English, and the pay was pretty good well above min wage, but hard work. On sat got time and a half, on sun double and a bonus at xmas.

>Came back to my home town after traveling(2011), need some cash get a warehouse job. Large portion of the staff are eastern block, all the agency staff are polish and the team leaders are polish. Pay not much better than what I earned back in 2005. Atmosphere awful. Lasted a month till a moved on.

I think England is fucked

60bff0  No.355428

File: 44f759d0dbcb0f2⋯.png (101.35 KB, 276x182, 138:91, ClipboardImage.png)


lad everyone he talks with and disagrees with is a chillun of da lie™. What was that other saying? I think he had for the good guys, but I forget.


Yeah, same happens here. I lost my job to a polack or nigger because they could do the job at slightly the higher price than we got, while we would need a 50% increase to even make money. Like there has to be something illegal going on.

fdc4f9  No.355429

genuinely dont understand how someone can be an atheist tbqh

60bff0  No.355430


What do you believe in, lad?

dd7ec4  No.355431



My warehouse was a leaflet/poster distribution outfit. There's a lot of small companies doing it here. They're constantly cutting costs, the drivers have to ride round with hot water bottles.

60bff0  No.355432


> the drivers have to ride round with hot water bottles

Why? Not allowed to use heating in the car or something? Keek

dd7ec4  No.355433


Yea, no heating allowed. Also electric vans.

60bff0  No.355434

File: 6f3824dcfa5ca1b⋯.png (64.83 KB, 480x553, 480:553, ClipboardImage.png)

*gets an erection thinking about the bristling armpit hair of a swarthy boy my senior*


Fucking hell. Maybe electric cars uses extra electricity to heat so it makes more sense that way. I rode with a kind old gentleman and he had to recharge his car every 2-3 hours

fdc4f9  No.355435


i acknowledge the existence of a greater power

60bff0  No.355436


But you don't believe in anything specific?

fdc4f9  No.355437


in a religious sense?

60bff0  No.355438

fdc4f9  No.355439


i guess

60bff0  No.355440

File: 31af8e1d4dca411⋯.png (2.27 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)


Same I guess

60bff0  No.355441

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fdc4f9  No.355442


i mean that i am not part of any religion but that does not mean i regard them as wrong or untrue, quite the opposite tbh

60bff0  No.355443

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fdc4f9  No.355445

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60bff0  No.355446


It's not for your eyes, lad

fdc4f9  No.355447

>tfw daftie isnt coming back

b3fe58  No.355448

File: 08f3aa2fc688a75⋯.jpg (134.85 KB, 1080x1331, 1080:1331, 1547813431451.jpg)

Why yes, I do prefer to post on /newbrit/ rather than /brit/, how could you tell?

fdc4f9  No.355449

is it me or has it hardly rained at all this winter? feels so weird

ca0c7d  No.355450

File: 7af3303dc68a7b2⋯.jpg (4.49 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, 20190118_150546.jpg)

It keeps snowing ree

b3fe58  No.355451

File: 1a8cd9d8f3c4fa3⋯.jpg (122.12 KB, 900x900, 1:1, 108c8c324593ffbe30a4f773d9….jpg)


lucky lad

jump in it

dd7ec4  No.355452


Yea, maybe you don't need that tarp.

a1d1f6  No.355453


better stay inside, wite boy

t. samigang

a64a11  No.355454


It's been very mild

fdc4f9  No.355455


i'll be camping next to the sea so it will be windy tbh

fdc4f9  No.355456


>drought in summer

>mild winter


60bff0  No.355457

File: b62020a8123a8cd⋯.png (2.42 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

a1d1f6  No.355458


kek, catchy

7b4dca  No.355459

File: 467bf16e5d46571⋯.png (288.84 KB, 480x359, 480:359, kay keek.png)


>barking christmas dogs

60bff0  No.355460

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Keeeeeeek. Yeah it's the only part I actually know as it is repetitive

fdc4f9  No.355461

kat dennings boobies uuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

7b4dca  No.355462

File: 11575166dcf5d1d⋯.png (2.96 MB, 1479x1006, 1479:1006, napwoj.png)

"Women are nothing but machines for producing children." - Napoleon

fdc4f9  No.355463

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b3fe58  No.355464

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I can't believe you want to genocide those people and silence such sweet sounds

60bff0  No.355465

File: 996a335b6d934a4⋯.png (734.96 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

You have a problem with me walking into your house and "stealing" anything that isn't chained down? *stabs you*

a1d1f6  No.355466

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I'm not too big into music, but I like the song.

Quite enjoy ragtime too, tbh.

60bff0  No.355467