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Just what you need to make you feel better

File: 751d4500bcb3ff3⋯.jpg (106.97 KB, 969x1052, 969:1052, ad49d05f7350c5dafca16957af….jpg)

ddde30  No.356281

e9a996  No.356283


>tfw you can see her little clitty girl penis get erect through her panties

4e13bd  No.356284

File: 3bdc655f5031496⋯.jpg (37.56 KB, 555x682, 555:682, LuckyBoyim.jpg)

jewesses tbh

e9a996  No.356285



ddde30  No.356286


Too slow lad.

ddde30  No.356287

File: 5dfc7f83e03227b⋯.jpg (6.14 KB, 219x250, 219:250, 1411853483525.jpg)

4c1e87  No.356288

File: 21f0b2ddd19db84⋯.jpg (98.19 KB, 750x750, 1:1, 1547227441906.jpg)

go to falkland islands for like 6-8 months yes or no lads?

d03774  No.356289


good lad


why? there's nothing wrong with it. do you not like vag?


yeah but shaving is basically harmless

e9a996  No.356290


you put your penis in the vagina, lad

e9a996  No.356291

File: 0f999e84cfedf3f⋯.png (217.03 KB, 343x620, 343:620, ClipboardImage.png)

619a88  No.356292

kill em all

ddde30  No.356293

File: af9c56dda3fd59d⋯.jpg (163.03 KB, 872x950, 436:475, 1456346880491.jpg)


4e13bd  No.356294



Why do you want to leave?

4c1e87  No.356295


to visit my grandmother

abae5b  No.356296


Your virginity is showing

4e13bd  No.356297


Oh, well that's different. Yes, go visit your family.

4c1e87  No.356298


keek i was joking lad

202ccd  No.356299


d03774  No.356300

File: 7746a2018876914⋯.png (101.02 KB, 740x982, 370:491, 1501554233563.png)


yeah but there's nothing wrong with giving or receiving oral. and no bully lad, but I think you should open your mind to it, your future waifu will likely be more accepting of your condition if you ensure that you take care of her needs down there

8f85d0  No.356301

File: a8f68a56ace089a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 71.41 KB, 1024x682, 512:341, nvc_by_brandonboulden_dclh….jpg)

monkeys, tbh

202ccd  No.356302

4c1e87  No.356303

File: d41ba6817c9f656⋯.jpg (138.13 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, 1546597806327.jpg)

4c1e87  No.356304


feel bad cos every time she visited ive just been so depressed

shes at an age where its difficult to travel such a great distance anymore and probably wont come to england again but its possible for me to visit

her husband died a couple of years ago too so its pretty bad smh

e9a996  No.356305

File: be67498b572c743⋯.png (170.52 KB, 768x768, 1:1, be67498b572c743eef2c6118cf….png)

4e13bd  No.356306

File: 454e7e9c00b2011⋯.jpg (41.08 KB, 564x561, 188:187, Jewess 767.jpg)


You have no choice but to visit her now, tbh. Pack your bags for granny's home.

eba31c  No.356307

File: 1f66718cc8b7dba⋯.png (1.12 MB, 1214x897, 1214:897, 1f66718cc8b7dba04291ed9c09….png)

>battery died

>fell asleep so didn't get back even when it would've been charged

Wew. RIP in piece my DnD character. I guess it wasn't meant to bee.

>reading the thread and that lad who took it up the bum from his gf

Based modernity.


I hope so.

ddde30  No.356308


I got some pants with bananas on tbh.

745b23  No.356309


What about Michael Douglas?

4c1e87  No.356310


m-maybe i'll meet a nice falklands lass

maybe i'll love it so much i stay h-haha

d03774  No.356311


yeah it would be nice to visit her, but you don't have to stay 8 months. you'd get bored on some desolate, frozen island in the middle of nowhere


you don't want the woman you love to moan and run her fingers through your hair while you taste her feminine essence? smh lad. well at least you've probably got thicc sausage fingers, that ought to help


my current and best pajama pants are camo. old best have hot sauce bottles and chili peppers on it but now there's this huge hole in the crotch so I can't wear them without underwear which kinda defeats the point

4e13bd  No.356312


>nb4 dorset gets a chink gf

4c1e87  No.356313


you dont know me

and its a better place than wherever the fuck you are

4c1e87  No.356314


why would there be chinks?

only foreigners there really are chileans

e9a996  No.356315


>you don't want the woman you love to moan and run her fingers through your hair while you taste her feminine essence?

No that disgusts me.

>well at least you've probably got thicc sausage fingers, that ought to help

*grabs her pussy*

eba31c  No.356316


Honestly find it utterly revolting to picture 22 doing anything sexual. He's too pure and child like.

e9a996  No.356317

File: 2d31a3058eca9e6⋯.png (12.41 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 1b944207d54c7e6ff98be74c8c….png)

619a88  No.356318

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

with every fresh post my awareness of spic grows worse and worse

e9a996  No.356319

thanks, lad

202ccd  No.356320

File: 0a00fe44520b35a⋯.jpg (89.24 KB, 960x640, 3:2, 0a00fe44520b35a475728e88f2….jpg)

d03774  No.356321


we have nice beaches, fresh seafood, comfy woods and wetlands with skunk cabbage. it's a nice land- think the climate is somewhat similar to England, but more erratic and the winters are a bit harsher. also more humid


you're not supposed to picture other men doing sexual , lad



4c1e87  No.356322


shut the fuck up retard

4e13bd  No.356323


It may have been the faroe islands with all the asians, smh

e9a996  No.356324

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I hope I never have to deliver pizzas

4c1e87  No.356325



falklands are other side of the world boy

745b23  No.356326

How come the Sami didn't go viking?

8f85d0  No.356327


Bet he's a big hugger.

202ccd  No.356328

File: 4dc00ad83ae49ca⋯.png (226.32 KB, 680x355, 136:71, ClipboardImage.png)

>this is nearly 10 years old

d03774  No.356329


the problems with America are the people, the government, and the society, not the land. North America is actually very nice, I'm sure leaflad can vouch for this

e9a996  No.356330

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>all those lads in the background

top keek.

4c1e87  No.356331


what the fuck are you even talking about now


e9a996  No.356332


They were content being fishermen and reindeer herders I guess. I don't think they did agriculture. Most Vikings were farmers.

8f85d0  No.356333


I remember being quite excited for that game. Never played it.

202ccd  No.356334


the land is cursed

this is why the americans are as they are

eba31c  No.356335

File: a8fb247c278d21c⋯.jpg (20.54 KB, 220x398, 110:199, 220px-Gaius_Iulius_Caesar_….jpg)


>no crops

Okay you can genocide the Sami tbh.

4c1e87  No.356336



e9a996  No.356337


Why do you say that, lad?

619a88  No.356338


awful posts, opinions, newfaggotry etc

619a88  No.356339

event done

anyone want to watch ep2 of Ash Vs Evil Dead, or something else?

a9a03c  No.356340

File: 89fbc4745806f94⋯.jpg (21.58 KB, 236x350, 118:175, Landofthedead.jpg)

e9a996  No.356341

File: 41d4befb86b6ad8⋯.png (475.29 KB, 688x801, 688:801, ClipboardImage.png)


4c1e87  No.356342


come join, lads

619a88  No.356343


anned for noncery

e9a996  No.356344


she's 21, lad

a9a03c  No.356345

File: f6fe56cc4df01ff⋯.jpg (31.57 KB, 657x527, 657:527, 246615b2eb4b5bb55f726a96f7….jpg)

e9a996  No.356346

File: be3d429becdbd22⋯.png (20.15 KB, 454x408, 227:204, Nose3.png)

8f85d0  No.356347


Don't like that one so much. It has ideas, but doesn't really go anywhere.

ddde30  No.356348

File: d11e5c414b18cdf⋯.jpg (269.77 KB, 925x1032, 925:1032, 1460030043043.jpg)

61222d  No.356349



745b23  No.356350

tfw gaining confidence and social skills from videocalling with strangers.

4c1e87  No.356351


got so nervous talking with leaflass

absolutely HATE talking on the phone or online yet irl I feel so comfortable

e9a996  No.356352

>tfw you started touching your dick and then stopped

745b23  No.356353


It's the reverse with me, people always ask me if i'm scared when I 1st meet them. can't seem to stop giving that first impression.

8f85d0  No.356354


First time trying?

e9a996  No.356355


I've been tempted many times since new year

a9a03c  No.356356


yeah, I just realised I *have* seen it before, and wasn't that into it, but I'm hosting the room so i can't stop it now. Might shitpost here instead

a9a03c  No.356357

File: 2f4da33b2313e87⋯.png (12.78 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 2f4da33b2313e874a5b206afd8….png)

8f85d0  No.356358


I think the problem is they set up this interesting world, but then the actual plot of the film is people driving out of a city, and then turning around and driving back in.

It's basically Fury Road.

745b23  No.356359

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

69ce50  No.356360

File: a7b77683c85b962⋯.png (513.38 KB, 926x498, 463:249, 15478945080710.png)

d03774  No.356361

>run errand, dropping mummy off at car place to pick up her car after snow tires get put on

>only (6)


745b23  No.356362

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

202ccd  No.356363

File: 3bb79391d8559bb⋯.jpg (93.77 KB, 1080x809, 1080:809, 3bb79391d8559bbd07b5820517….jpg)

032865  No.356364

File: f372cf078d73262⋯.jpeg (19.67 KB, 260x205, 52:41, CEFCD47B-3E1D-4572-9B51-A….jpeg)

>when we have a baby

202ccd  No.356365

4c1e87  No.356366

File: 7f1eea2be861ad4⋯.png (234.71 KB, 578x447, 578:447, burns1.png)

abae5b  No.356367


Very nice lass, bit early though

e9a996  No.356368


You adopted?

ddde30  No.356369

File: 6322196845a9ac8⋯.png (588.88 KB, 1342x664, 671:332, 1459238579473.png)

*Just remembers something about "CAW".*

8f85d0  No.356370


Ave yer done it yet, lass?

d03774  No.356371


good lass


no such thing

ddde30  No.356372

File: acb52a027a4c765⋯.jpg (122.22 KB, 502x633, 502:633, 1431648240090.jpg)

Sound on computer stopped playing…

ddde30  No.356373

File: 1cb9071fd84eefd⋯.jpg (199.45 KB, 573x544, 573:544, 5541e038fc54d43fa95dbf93aa….jpg)

619a88  No.356374

File: f7393d5279404ff⋯.png (647.35 KB, 637x510, 637:510, kaybob.png)


>signalling but leaving us hanging

not cool tbh

4c1e87  No.356375


fucking keek

e9a996  No.356376


>when you don't inherit your dad's hairline

ddde30  No.356377

File: 8d7758c9ceecf4e⋯.jpg (39.6 KB, 400x562, 200:281, 1471187139516.jpg)


Just typical woman shit lad.

ddde30  No.356378



4c1e87  No.356379

File: 2225bb5fbe48d4b⋯.jpg (105.98 KB, 601x601, 1:1, JUST.jpg)

e9a996  No.356380

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

ddde30  No.356381



Apparently you get your mothers' fathers'.

e9a996  No.356382

File: 32761e4d0218624⋯.png (991.97 KB, 1084x1080, 271:270, ClipboardImage.png)


032865  No.356383


What is this?

e9a996  No.356384

keek look at that lad go

8f85d0  No.356385


Like bras?

4c1e87  No.356386


yeah that makes sense

never seen my mums dad but apparently he was basically bald

e9a996  No.356387

Fuck that was intense

ddde30  No.356388

File: 8ca19b7e4f6fed6⋯.jpg (220.64 KB, 780x999, 260:333, 1456579662960-0.jpg)

e9a996  No.356389

File: a1c07f7dfef9462⋯.png (997.98 KB, 960x572, 240:143, ClipboardImage.png)



ddde30  No.356390

File: 2596ffb27c0b71c⋯.jpg (133.61 KB, 1023x682, 3:2, 1469586334058-0.jpg)


You know what.


Somewhat related.

032865  No.356391


I don’t though.

ddde30  No.356392

File: 2bab7b8df9b1d48⋯.jpg (9.71 KB, 255x240, 17:16, 1422259723973.jpg)




4c1e87  No.356393


tell me on discord

8f85d0  No.356394

File: 67b678330e4aa05⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 9.48 KB, 408x286, 204:143, 13317586891161.png)


Sports bras?

619a88  No.356395

File: f54d0f474de1af8⋯.png (21.83 KB, 935x518, 935:518, 22st VILE kay OC 2.png)

>being cagey about it

not cool

if you bring something up you should deliver the goods

032865  No.356396

I have no idea what he’s talking about. I haven’t done anything to any bras.

202ccd  No.356397

File: 1d4923f38a293b0⋯.jpg (126.42 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, 1d4923f38a293b0567accf44ed….jpg)

ddde30  No.356398

File: f8c196996a704ec⋯.jpg (144.12 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 1471650849583.jpg)

*Searches for information.*

*Finds information.*


Nvm lass, glad you're doing well.




Easy there lads, maybe I'll tell you one day.

032865  No.356399

I don’t like this.

a9a03c  No.356400

File: 02f26bc9aae5c83⋯.jpg (23.4 KB, 514x514, 1:1, lostdog.jpg)

8f85d0  No.356401

File: 23a24bfa58b14bd⋯.png (10.41 KB, 408x286, 204:143, 1331758689116.png)


So it's something like a bra…

ddde30  No.356402

File: 7f0423b91358e47⋯.jpg (63.04 KB, 479x479, 1:1, 1424469330674.jpg)

>That time that girl with a bf wanted to cyber with you.

e9a996  No.356403

File: ccc6b3c4e7ca4d5⋯.png (817.94 KB, 551x732, 551:732, ClipboardImage.png)


Fuck this. Drop it and be done with it

ddde30  No.356404

File: e7b1763fb5286d0⋯.jpg (50.54 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1456916467329.jpg)

4c1e87  No.356405


dont believe anyone would want to do anything with someone as vile as you

8f85d0  No.356406


I think he's messing with you, lass. Mischievous NT tactics, smh…

ddde30  No.356407


I said "Nvm" you fat shit.

8f85d0  No.356408

File: e93868d2ed10587⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 90.62 KB, 294x270, 49:45, cofuse.png)


A bra for cats…

e9a996  No.356409


the good old elusive bog nigger

ddde30  No.356410

File: dfa01ae9d5b6c2f⋯.jpg (222.46 KB, 1024x708, 256:177, 1443870479588.jpg)


What can I say lad.

2a43f8  No.356411

File: 0e31c4d95858087⋯.jpg (1.29 MB, 1600x1194, 800:597, 1547672453313.jpg)

>tfw started out as welsh and made the entirety of britain welsh and forged a massive empire with huge vassals across europe in ck2

ddde30  No.356412

File: b30287145d39075⋯.jpg (88.02 KB, 604x604, 1:1, 1462548570424.jpg)


Hahahaha ladddddddddddd.

e9a996  No.356413

File: bedb9b7db9a5bba⋯.png (1.02 MB, 1208x866, 604:433, ClipboardImage.png)

2a43f8  No.356414

Also a welsh fragment of my dynasty rules the latin empire and is bullying the greeks and anatolian principlaities and slavs lol

ddde30  No.356415

File: 6822a05a1e0df83⋯.gif (2.7 MB, 328x190, 164:95, 1411275652571.gif)


Good lad.

ddde30  No.356416

File: 816bdcf9b89f595⋯.jpg (320.97 KB, 1280x854, 640:427, 1469588514020.jpg)

>That time one of the lads from here messaged me while drunk.

07bee1  No.356417


I'd do it. Seems a bit like Wales only it's a couple of islands in the south Atlantic and hasn't been spoiled by industry or overdevelopment.

032865  No.356418

Yeah I’ve never spoke to you before. Why would I want to cyber?

619a88  No.356419

File: 73c4d201ed65e7b⋯.png (6.44 KB, 418x408, 209:204, backpepe.png)

I don't like welshposter any more tbh

signalling the possession of and withholding such social capital is like stroking your socialite e peen in front of everyone

at least it's not as bad as being reminded of the rare lass pics I don't have

ddde30  No.356420

File: 13d31bbe2b7163f⋯.jpg (103.44 KB, 500x147, 500:147, 1458376487848.jpg)


Not even sure which one of you it was.

e9a996  No.356421


Don't worry lad we burnt all the rares just for your sake.

ddde30  No.356422


I wasn't talking about you lass…

2a43f8  No.356423


pirated all the dlc tbf

8f85d0  No.356424

File: ab11bbb20497012⋯.png (644.03 KB, 526x515, 526:515, beano.png)

>remembers those private photos of 22st

e9a996  No.356425

File: f15385fdc97b4a5⋯.png (244.74 KB, 445x425, 89:85, ClipboardImage.png)

What do you call this hairstyle? Also god her hair looks awful

619a88  No.356426

File: 9d75c7b88ce371d⋯.png (102.73 KB, 600x842, 300:421, ropepepe.png)

*squeezes each piece of washing and runs it over to the clothes horse and hangs it up while imagining each bit of clothing is one of the higher-up social butterflies and I am strangling, whipping threm through the street and hanging them


fuck off lass orbiter smh, all that private chatting

bet you have so much dirt by doing all of that orbiting

and I can't form any sort of link beyond "is someone I shitpost with on a public forum"



there's enough photos to form a composite of his face now tbh

*calls the norwegian police with a terrorism tip

e9a996  No.356427

File: c2f60311d721b34⋯.jpg (93.17 KB, 653x590, 653:590, 1507932873973.jpg)


give me a hint, lad

8f85d0  No.356428

File: 132d1a83803de35⋯.jpg (17.59 KB, 320x320, 1:1, 1862404-biffo.jpg)


Oh, no no no

e9a996  No.356429

File: 9ae6d7181d66063⋯.jpg (18.85 KB, 332x351, 332:351, 9ae6d7181d66063ea71bdc4fb9….jpg)



You're the orbiter, lad

i dindunuffin

ddde30  No.356430


Sorry lad I only remembered part of the story and had to search for the rest of it, and upon finding the information I was looking for I remembered why I would be opposed to posting or talking about said information.

07bee1  No.356431


>some desolate, frozen island in the middle of nowhere

That's not a very nice thing to say about Portland, lad.

ddde30  No.356432

File: 80571459e6e21b2⋯.png (11.03 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 1a58f2d72fbad808b434719f12….png)

2a43f8  No.356433


i-i dont think thats an island capn

2a43f8  No.356434

maybe metaphorically hmmm

*puffs pipe*

ddde30  No.356435






032865  No.356436

22st showed me his face once to show the ladies at work who were concerned about him when the van broke down.

ddde30  No.356437

File: c63120b46debd77⋯.png (744.27 KB, 1200x829, 1200:829, Sea Wojak.png)

Good lads, good times.

4c1e87  No.356438

File: d06a052c57f8411⋯.png (46.22 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1546950443758.png)

4c1e87  No.356439


do you still have my nipples saved lad?

4c1e87  No.356440


is he cute?

8f85d0  No.356441

File: 3d7e29cf1fa6bb3⋯.jpg (16.89 KB, 256x353, 256:353, laughingelfman.jpg)


>the bit with the pikachu toy

e9a996  No.356442

File: 2d31a3058eca9e6⋯.png (12.41 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 1b944207d54c7e6ff98be74c8c….png)


did you remember to give them my number?

ddde30  No.356443

File: 57b1a09d540dfc5⋯.png (11.86 KB, 645x773, 645:773, 57b1a09d540dfc574c76f9ffd1….png)

8f85d0  No.356444


Is he ruggedly masculine, yet gentle like a cow?

ddde30  No.356445


Naa lad. Never saved it the first time.

4c1e87  No.356446


thought i was talking to 22st



032865  No.356447


He has a really sweet and jolly smile.


They were too moist to even ask for your number. They wanted you immediately,

07bee1  No.356448


Don't say that around Dorse, lad

032865  No.356449


Gentle and generous udders like a cow. He looks very friendly. He’s not the bad boy he pretends to be.

ddde30  No.356450


>That lad with the tragic story which I hope wasn't true and if it is true I hope he's doing alright.

032865  No.356451


>Dorset has nipples

4c1e87  No.356452


can you rate me?

ddde30  No.356453


No prob lad.

e9a996  No.356454

File: 9fb3fd0861a50b1⋯.png (62.92 KB, 389x109, 389:109, ClipboardImage.png)




Yeah. I don't delete things from my folders. Except the rare lass pics we all agreed to delete so that Wessex won't feel left out


How sad they must have been that my van had broken down and I was stuck in the wilderness smh.

4c1e87  No.356455


ask 22st to show you them if you want

not here though smh

032865  No.356456


If you post a picture here. I don’t rate out of ten or anything like that. But I’ll say the impression you give off.

e9a996  No.356457


we all have nipples tbh


they're for my eyes only

ddde30  No.356458

>That time albetro got banned from a discord server for orbiting so hard.

That was pretty funny tbh lad.

4c1e87  No.356459


i would NEVER post my face here

ddde30  No.356460

File: 78aab7709c22cc8⋯.jpg (97.2 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1467377995856.jpg)

>That time that lass posted lewd pics and that lad fapped to it.

e9a996  No.356461

File: 41e458aa0c08242⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 42.89 KB, 855x226, 855:226, ClipboardImage.png)

You got to pay for the higher resolution image

d03774  No.356462

File: 9332330b130a9b7⋯.jpg (70.17 KB, 600x484, 150:121, 9332330b130a9b73867cb1e7af….jpg)



4c1e87  No.356463

File: 6b9a08a161a812e⋯.jpg (42.11 KB, 548x500, 137:125, wojak.jpg)

e9a996  No.356464

File: 31af8e1d4dca411⋯.png (2.27 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)


Should I delete it, lad?

e9a996  No.356465

File: 80527a2e6e58370⋯.jpg (27.13 KB, 708x480, 59:40, 80527a2e6e5837052a57ab6007….jpg)

872019  No.356466

File: b67a761539cca26⋯.png (9.17 KB, 410x392, 205:196, binspepe.png)

ddde30  No.356467

File: 5aedf2b23d3d1c9⋯.jpg (3.79 KB, 202x184, 101:92, 7483657900a6bceb7a55cc5c0e….jpg)

>That time you were in some weird relationship got out of it and it was still weird.

4c1e87  No.356468



if you want them keep them

anything anyone posts in these threads mean they're no longer private tbh

8f85d0  No.356469

File: 392fb8dafa0432c⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 27.79 KB, 446x942, 223:471, Untitled.png)

*posts one of the secret rudes

e9a996  No.356470

File: b02a9a0d03c14fd⋯.png (6.07 MB, 2804x2190, 1402:1095, ClipboardImage.png)


ddde30  No.356471

File: b392908a3c8b7f8⋯.png (10.11 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 86e753659ef5d0d80d7a4e9817….png)

>That time you were in another weird relationship but ended fine.

e9a996  No.356472


Oh yeah I wouldn't delete the pics, I meant from the thread



8f85d0  No.356473


wtf, I like Banksy now.

8f85d0  No.356474

File: dac4b989a0d0ef3⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 36.69 KB, 992x724, 248:181, b78ff05eae7cc784f7a0a3a5bb….png)

Oh no no no. What were they thinking?

ddde30  No.356475

File: 09879870559a143⋯.png (593.85 KB, 830x546, 415:273, 1458084489321.png)

Alot of funny things happened.

07bee1  No.356476


Boku no Pico

ddde30  No.356477

File: 939e514cb03f4f1⋯.png (11.26 KB, 525x468, 175:156, 1a58f2d72fbad808b434719f12….png)

Who is tibb?

e9a996  No.356478



4c1e87  No.356479

619a88  No.356480

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>pathetic angry depressive jealous wess is back

almost a third of a month is decent going tbh

sorry lads, just sick of it all

I can fill my time with make work and frivolous hobbies all I like but there's no getting around the loneliness

the last friends had that I could see and touch and talk to was over a decade ago and I have not had more than a passing acquaintance with anyone since

fuck you for bullying though tbh

maybe I should do another month of no newbrit or something but I can't see how further disassociating myself from people would help

ddde30  No.356481


Thought so.

ddde30  No.356482

e9a996  No.356483


>all this torment inside of Wess while we're just joking around

smh *punches him*

ddde30  No.356484

File: be85b79ba99a739⋯.png (44.9 KB, 699x560, 699:560, 2670c434175adeb7350505c664….png)

*Sees' tibb go online then offline.*

ddde30  No.356485

4c1e87  No.356486

File: 81c876af34b368a⋯.jpg (5.83 KB, 249x250, 249:250, swetti peppi.jpg)

619a88  No.356487

File: ebc5de4452e714c⋯.png (1.91 KB, 418x408, 209:204, backpepefarawayoramidge.png)

8f85d0  No.356488

File: 37c9607efe16a1b⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 19.58 KB, 291x264, 97:88, all that I see.JPG)


It was just larks.

ddde30  No.356489

File: 51c750f4f04ba8c⋯.png (9.68 KB, 454x408, 227:204, 1a58f2d72fbad808b434719f12….png)


Watching you lad.

ddde30  No.356490

File: f2e649a58dd0aae⋯.png (16.59 KB, 882x758, 441:379, f2e649a58dd0aae225bd1cf2ed….png)


4c1e87  No.356491

8f85d0  No.356492


who is he?

ddde30  No.356493

File: a41977a58a1689a⋯.png (525.68 KB, 580x563, 580:563, 540e9e2b6ac28c54024994fd8b….png)

e9a996  No.356494

File: 467d787963b4320⋯.png (91.71 KB, 1940x1036, 485:259, 467d787963b432085f46ac9ed3….png)

The Keeklings won't let you have a comfy sleep if you leave, lad

ddde30  No.356495

File: fbede553f22e746⋯.png (12.75 KB, 525x468, 175:156, 1a58f2d72fbad808b434719f12….png)

d03774  No.356496


you need IRL socialization in addition to /newbrit/, not none at all


he was just checking if leaflass was on

4e13bd  No.356497

File: 335d51c5fcb2775⋯.jpg (72.1 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, Jewess 571.jpg)

ddde30  No.356498


>he was just checking if leaflass was on


4c1e87  No.356499

File: 3b11f2e0bb3ac2f⋯.jpg (40.93 KB, 1918x782, 959:391, i0gKQwk.jpg)

d03774  No.356500


that thicc canadian milf that posted on here for like a week, Dorset talked to her on discord and fell in love with her but then she vanished

619a88  No.356501

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

contemplative bed time tbh

can't even sadly jerk it to temporarily hold at bay the negative emotions since I'm down to my last two pairs of underwear and it will be days before I dare to wear the ones I have just stewed in the bathtub today


going to connect my laptop up in the bedroom and watch romance anime for 24 hours straight then die of a burst bladder tbh lad


that's the fucking problem you retard

the only people around here are over sixty and only good for ten minutes of small talk about the weather

I am as isolated as it is possible to get without actually being on top of a sea stack in a hermitage

talking to other neckbeards and internet mongoloids and having video game hobbies isn't helping, in fact it's worse because then there are people airing their own pleasantries or being disgusing, like this other RPG discord I joined has three or four more faggots or trannies or something constantly talking about sex and sexuality


the single mummy waifuposter niggered me out of talking time to and whomst has probably given several other posters who talked to her lewds when all I got was a picture of her son because I actually took an interest and was a nice guy instead of just being out for another degenerate orbit target or sex pics

4c1e87  No.356502


I didnt get her nudes and I doubt anyone else did

d03774  No.356503

btw I'm thinking about bringing the wordfilters. only one I have missing in my .txt file is the discord one. letter for letting, what was it filtered too? (((Bongo Bongo Land)))? case sensitive, I want to get it exactly right. anybody know?

4c1e87  No.356504

File: fab8ea1b61164a3⋯.png (48.65 KB, 645x773, 645:773, 1547005095714.png)


>and was a nice guy

do you ever learn

d03774  No.356505

really botched that post

ddde30  No.356506


Pretty funny.


Tbh lad you shouldn't have gave a shit about a single mother in the first place and should have just gone for lewds if you wanted amything from her.

ddde30  No.356507



d03774  No.356508

File: 85b11f2ec74c710⋯.png (83.69 KB, 812x727, 812:727, ClipboardImage.png)



she had juicy milkers

ddde30  No.356509

File: 2005136e3bd6619⋯.png (11.34 KB, 398x455, 398:455, 86e753659ef5d0d80d7a4e9817….png)

Internet relationships are shit btw lads in case you hadn't already figured that shit out.

ddde30  No.356510

File: 891db119aa1b2c2⋯.png (13.41 KB, 398x455, 398:455, 86e753659ef5d0d80d7a4e9817….png)


Juicy milkers are nice btw lads in case you hadn't already figured that shit out.

ddde30  No.356511

File: 6590eb8c78d4893⋯.png (15.65 KB, 416x455, 32:35, 86e753659ef5d0d80d7a4e9817….png)


A nice ass is better though lads in case you hadn't already figured that shit out.

ddde30  No.356512

File: 5f025f41b0761f0⋯.gif (498.69 KB, 245x240, 49:48, 1422236697230.gif)

4c1e87  No.356513


face is everything to me tbh

d03774  No.356514


no way, face > tits > feet > ass

also, shouldn't you be saying "arse"?

ddde30  No.356515

File: d41463235df7643⋯.png (70.39 KB, 500x619, 500:619, 88e092a0685e1c77875cdd5d41….png)



So very wrong.

4c1e87  No.356516

>feet above ass


and i say ass instead of arse

e9a996  No.356517

ddde30  No.356518


I spell it how I say it lad and here people say it as "ass".

d03774  No.356519


any girl can get a nice ass. but nice feet, just like a nice face, you have to be born with. it's more meritocratic, a better indicator of genetic quality. even mud women can have a nice ass, it's nothing special

4c1e87  No.356520

eyes > nose > chin > jaw > armpit > hair > bum> legs > feet > boobs

d03774  No.356521


>literal ARMPIT above all of that awesome shit

what the fuck man

4c1e87  No.356522


good armpits are vital

nobody wants a disgusting armpit

ddde30  No.356523

File: 540e9e2b6ac28c5⋯.png (87.32 KB, 657x527, 657:527, 540e9e2b6ac28c54024994fd8b….png)





Enough, you're both wrong.

d03774  No.356524


well yeah I guess if a girl has fucked up or hairy armpits then that would take away from her attractiveness, but that's not common so they're irrelevant 99% of the time

4c1e87  No.356525

>hairy armpits


literally kill yourself retard

ddde30  No.356526

File: 7631895a66b7b48⋯.png (171.46 KB, 356x332, 89:83, 86e753659ef5d0d80d7a4e9817….png)

4c1e87  No.356527

way past bedtime night

ddde30  No.356528

File: 78fd8c74cb8cbe2⋯.png (11.23 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 88e092a0685e1c77875cdd5d41….png)


Go to bed.

e2f8a8  No.356529


Go to church lad.

d03774  No.356530

got some lasagna


morelike druidic nature shrine meditation

ddde30  No.356531

ddde30  No.356532




e2f8a8  No.356533


>morelike druidic nature shrine meditation

Feck off.



To thank and worship God as a good boy should because it is right and meet so to do.

e2f8a8  No.356534

Goodnight, go to bed soon so you can be well-rested for church lads.

07bee1  No.356535


>>pathetic angry depressive jealous wess is back

Weren't you here all along?

ddde30  No.356536

File: 42828b6e6cf86ac⋯.png (60.42 KB, 1202x795, 1202:795, 1424464409600-00.png)


>To thank and worship God


>as a good boy should because it is right


>and meet so to do.



Night lad.

Night lads.

ddde30  No.356537

File: 019e3d74b6078ed⋯.png (58.79 KB, 1202x795, 1202:795, 1424464409600-0000.png)

d03774  No.356538


if the monotheistic god does exist, then he does not deserve to be worshipped, nor is there anything to thank him for

abrahamic jew religions are a disease, christianity is no better than islam

e2f8a8  No.356539



Got the Sursum Corda the wrong way round smh. It is meet and right so to do.

d03774  No.356540

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

this lasagne is pretty damn good

ddde30  No.356541

File: 7575f69724baef9⋯.png (96 KB, 264x259, 264:259, 145857454758.png)

2a43f8  No.356542

File: d838211fa042fc1⋯.gif (644.91 KB, 969x700, 969:700, Sleep_2.gif)

Night pembs

61222d  No.356543

File: 1586af6b30d87a7⋯.png (11.26 KB, 200x195, 40:39, panty-sniffing-pepe.png)


best meal a man can have tbh. might have a nibble now…. just cus I can!

e9a996  No.356544


>tfw you hacked Pemb's computer and filtered Westie

2a43f8  No.356545

File: ac4bea1a0a274c6⋯.png (228.77 KB, 422x924, 211:462, 1546708316340.png)

2a43f8  No.356546

File: 3806ae668547084⋯.mp4 (687.21 KB, 572x600, 143:150, based.mp4)


07bee1  No.356547

File: a1e2fdb7e7af82e⋯.gif (67.14 KB, 504x468, 14:13, islam strong.gif)


>christianity is no better than islam

Good lad

e9a996  No.356548

File: a10b811d42dcedf⋯.png (599.79 KB, 750x563, 750:563, ClipboardImage.png)


07bee1  No.356549

File: b31a3f2c2b5f001⋯.jpg (194.47 KB, 800x600, 4:3, there has to be more to li….jpg)

e9a996  No.356550


looks like she could be cute

d03774  No.356551



a big squishy lass like that looks like fun for awhile but you wouldn't want to cart her around in public and you wouldn't want to be stuck with her either

d03774  No.356552

File: 1f2c911281f4bba⋯.png (2 MB, 1025x829, 1025:829, Untitled.png)

rare lew

e9a996  No.356553

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

2a43f8  No.356554

File: 4a5671bc07f851f⋯.png (183.09 KB, 335x230, 67:46, ClipboardImage.png)

Hey baby let's bone.

2a43f8  No.356555


looks like i got some laser problems

e9a996  No.356556


>Daftie on the lef

e9a996  No.356557

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


e9a996  No.356558

File: cf03b0fb5eaaab2⋯.gif (1.53 MB, 722x482, 361:241, c787f28246a4a260ae68c67e9f….gif)

Hope to see you at church tomorrow.

8f85d0  No.356559


Is that the actual game? It looks weird.

4e13bd  No.356560

File: 802aa47307228c4⋯.jpg (61.2 KB, 576x683, 576:683, Queen Jew 21.jpg)


lol okay

e9a996  No.356561

Smh tell the /brit/ lads it's Bins pretending to be me in the thread smh he's being naughty

e9a996  No.356562


Canada covered in snow as well?

4e13bd  No.356563


Of course. I saw the images a lad in Britain uploaded today; not much snow at all. It's not like that at all here. I wouldn't want to live a place without snow in winter.

a9a03c  No.356564


no, Christianity is stupid

e9a996  No.356565


I am surprised there isn't more snow in England tbh. I always assumed all of Europe had their fair share


I just wanted to post that pic tbh

202ccd  No.356566


gulf stream means our weather is more boring than it should be

85c4c2  No.356567

22st are you posting on /brit/ rn?

4e13bd  No.356568


the golf current keeps them cozy, smh.

e9a996  No.356569




It's a tease smh

d03774  No.356570


yeah but it's cropped, that's not the full screen




in southern Europe, it only snows in the mountains

4e13bd  No.356571


>in southern Europe, it only snows in the mountains

wow, thanks for that intelligent input

e9a996  No.356572



Well we do get some of the goodies of that as well. To get to the place I delivered to I had to drive through inland valleys and mountains where it was -15-20 celsius, and then get down to the flat land at the sea where it'd be sometimes 10 degrees warmer. So I got a lot of varied climate on my drives.


Only found out that pretty recently tbh.

d03774  No.356573

File: e22bba323862329⋯.png (94.8 KB, 369x387, 41:43, e22bba3238623292d7a06bbb2b….png)


what about Canada? I heard it snows there

4e13bd  No.356574


i-i uh… wow…

e9a996  No.356575

File: 7f064791bf644ab⋯.png (7.62 KB, 491x92, 491:92, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 31af8e1d4dca411⋯.png (2.27 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)

>tfw separated from such a good lad

e9a996  No.356576


Why are you so mean, lad?

61222d  No.356577


sad and true

e9a996  No.356578

File: ae0f37dec173195⋯.png (604.14 KB, 800x450, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

Aren't Canadians supposed to be nic-



4e13bd  No.356579


I'm not mean too often, I just sometimes meaning on people.

a9a03c  No.356580

File: c2a959bf4544124⋯.png (290.69 KB, 2000x3000, 2:3, 001f3ab856fecddf7d2395563a….png)


>I just wanted to post that pic tbh

it was a weird pic, you can draw things better than that tbh

4e13bd  No.356581


this, but also i think it's really dumb to inform someone it snows on top of mountains

e9a996  No.356582


Thanks, lad

e9a996  No.356583



yeah, but that wasn't the meaning behind the post, it was that it didn't snow below the mountains. smh

4e13bd  No.356584

File: 38a9a166dd9c9ed⋯.jpg (110.69 KB, 640x709, 640:709, she attac.jpg)


I guess I'm just a bully then

d03774  No.356585


>man pretends to bite doge

>evil man bites doge

>girl pretends to bite doge

>girl just being cute

girl privilege

a9a03c  No.356586

File: 4277d2ca341cf02⋯.jpg (481.37 KB, 1450x632, 725:316, furious7-paulwalker-finals….jpg)


you know I'll always be your brother

4e13bd  No.356587

File: 81a607c4e1c07f2⋯.jpg (39.57 KB, 564x556, 141:139, Jewess 782.jpg)


no doge was hurt in the making of that image

e9a996  No.356588

File: 91d79c8fdafb1e7⋯.png (105.47 KB, 1479x1869, 493:623, ClipboardImage.png)



e9a996  No.356589

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

a9a03c  No.356590

File: ec56445b43c4abb⋯.png (4.47 KB, 831x831, 1:1, 00708bc5b595d9b8d52b9a25f2….png)


thanks lad

bed time for me now, night night

e9a996  No.356591


nigh nigh

4e13bd  No.356592

File: 7310fa9ba21474f⋯.png (13.28 KB, 400x480, 5:6, work in porog 1.png)

File: 21122fb5d3ac69d⋯.jpg (1.29 MB, 3000x2000, 3:2, 783.jpg)



i love your cheeky little drawings so i quickly done up a jewess

4e13bd  No.356593

File: ab80b2dbd8efe68⋯.jpg (102.58 KB, 736x744, 92:93, Jewess 741.jpg)


it's rubbish but she deserved a drawing anyways

e9a996  No.356594


cute, it goes into the Leaf folder

d03774  No.356595


send this to her

8f85d0  No.356596

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

4e13bd  No.356597


i wonder how she's feel if she saw "Jewess 792.png" as a file name with it being her face


8f85d0  No.356598

File: 4dd30f2c19789c0⋯.webm (3.75 MB, 540x720, 3:4, nod to the rythmn.webm)

61222d  No.356599


holy fuck! I literally shit myself. wasn`t expecting volume thru headphones. now I`m off to have nightmares. sheesh!

e9a996  No.356600

File: 9bcb1034f35f26a⋯.jpg (7.78 KB, 251x242, 251:242, 1543241342220.jpg)


What the fuck

61222d  No.356601


it`s fuckin evil I tells ya!

what even does that shit to a human face?

just nasty!

8f85d0  No.356602


There's software that does that now. Yes, it's unsettling.

4e13bd  No.356603


apex kek

e9a996  No.356604

File: 0657833d5ca2b30⋯.jpg (73.1 KB, 503x478, 503:478, 1513437807883.jpg)

e9a996  No.356605

File: 7f040d5a1519c9e⋯.png (477.21 KB, 641x836, 641:836, ClipboardImage.png)

File: c329663d25023b8⋯.png (413.82 KB, 656x852, 164:213, ClipboardImage.png)


8f85d0  No.356606


Peaking out from behind you bedroom door

>Nod to de ribbum

e9a996  No.356607


Top keek. bedtime, lads. nigh nigh

8f85d0  No.356608


Don't think you can hide under the covers.

abae5b  No.356614

0771e6  No.356615

File: 4b4943476bd8967⋯.png (69.41 KB, 256x256, 1:1, 1547434176952.png)

Have a lovely Sunday everyone!

4c1e87  No.356616

File: 605a7341eeb7250⋯.jpg (227.53 KB, 1000x1133, 1000:1133, architect.jpg)

4c1e87  No.356617

>fail in prepared invasion of scotland in ck2 so i have to take it county by county

fucking jocks

you WILL be destroyed

0771e6  No.356618

File: 93c2a347511820e⋯.png (546.11 KB, 630x706, 315:353, 1547434489514.png)


Well, before the day of our destruction comes I just want to say thank you to you English folk for all the welfare you give us. Truly you are our greatest ally, to h*ck with the EU.

Love you English tbh

Keep making that money


4c1e87  No.356619


the anglos will be destroyed too thank the lord

abae5b  No.356620

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Holy fuck this is good

f3f579  No.356621


Is your ruler handsome and valiant?

abae5b  No.356622

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

abae5b  No.356623

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>Flood detected

Fuck you

f3f579  No.356624

File: b6aa0cab2336b98⋯.png (818.43 KB, 720x881, 720:881, ClipboardImage.png)

>that time 22st's house got burgled

0771e6  No.356625

File: f4cb50dfb961ed6⋯.png (361.33 KB, 482x610, 241:305, 1547924949293.png)


Has the boss man been training him or something?

745b23  No.356626


I hope everyone reads why it's important for diverse and mixed race in this country to be shorthand for part black.

f3f579  No.356627


He said he had to deliver an industrial sized drum of lube once for Bossman. There's definitely been some training going on in some shape or form.

745b23  No.356628

File: ee96f1caafa043c⋯.jpg (67.77 KB, 720x960, 3:4, signal.jpg)

Anyone else think of money when they see this hand gesture?

I know it's a Korean heart symbol

f3f579  No.356629


Looks like the gesture you'd expect to see when you have the takeaway home delivered.

0771e6  No.356630

File: 8f7e2193d09ffa0⋯.jpg (136.95 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 1547068364964.jpg)


Oh good dear lord I did not know about that, the poor lad

and congrats on the relationship with the prince btw. Good to see things are going well between you two


>Koreans viewing money and the human heart as the same thing

late stage capitalism

745b23  No.356631

File: 9b8027e8a38dffa⋯.jpg (121.28 KB, 600x900, 2:3, mrpogihand.jpg)


Filipinos have copied them as well.

This gesture is native though and called 'mrpogihand' or mr handsome. Not sure what that says about their culture.

619a88  No.356632


south koreans are fully zoggified americanized jew lovers

619a88  No.356633



0771e6  No.356634

File: 404fcbb59d0a310⋯.jpg (87.55 KB, 707x554, 707:554, 1547930674773.jpg)

Lads, I think I've just found a terrible site/forum, but I need to sign up to view the contents. Should I sign up and report back my findings?

619a88  No.356635

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

ahh that's more wholesome

745b23  No.356636


sounds like a honeytrap.

f3f579  No.356637


Thank you, that's very kind.

f3f579  No.356638


How are you doing today, Neetlord?

745b23  No.356639

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Where do they find these kids?

745b23  No.356640


They're just weird looking to me.

619a88  No.356641

File: e8222ad2427742c⋯.png (195.17 KB, 700x400, 7:4, neetpepe3.png)


avoiding responsibility tbh

have to do some clean up and sort out my calendar for since there's a few bits of business going on next week

f3f579  No.356642


>avoiding responsibility

Easier said than done, but just get all the dull stuff done ASAP. Then you have the rest of the day to yourself.

619a88  No.356643


*leaves it all to the very last moment

devilish tbh

anything doing today?

could watch the next ep of that anime or put a film on or smth

f3f579  No.356644


I would really like to watch that anime today. Aside from a few of my own chores and some reading, I'm free for a film. Would just depend on what the film choice is.

0771e6  No.356645

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

4c1e87  No.356646


he is like me, yes

619a88  No.356647


aside from the gook cartoon I don't have many suggestions tbh, maybe continuing Ash vs Evil Dead or Golden Kamui

not sure if there are good rips out for Ralph Breaks The Internet or Ready Player One yet, those are films I feel like would be best watched together for maximum mockery

4c1e87  No.356648

looked in the meer this morn and i was so handsome damn its unbelievable

619a88  No.356649

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

fresh autism

07bee1  No.356650


Yeah she looks like she has a nice face, would be pretty if she were just a bit chubby instead of spherical.


They'll just renormalise the curve to hide the trend tbh

07bee1  No.356651

>His accent is a bit thick and he speaks fast, so some of it is hard to understand

Bloody foreigners

4c1e87  No.356652

i hate motorbikes

fucking lesbos

07bee1  No.356653

>the g-factor in border collies is not black and white


4c1e87  No.356654

i love how brexit makes people SEETHE

07bee1  No.356655


What is it this time?

2a43f8  No.356656

File: b0a6bb3622ee089⋯.png (119.96 KB, 291x318, 97:106, 1547911558174.png)

Ate Indian Food for the first time ever last night, not really a fan tbh.

619a88  No.356657

File: 5c0754fe00f5548⋯.png (32.35 KB, 399x322, 57:46, eeshsmoke.png)

>he ate poo

abae5b  No.356658

File: c989dd220d31230⋯.png (1.51 MB, 1280x853, 1280:853, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 81eb8b3aadf6e82⋯.png (1.64 MB, 853x1280, 853:1280, ClipboardImage.png)

File: c892bef95f0976a⋯.png (1.24 MB, 683x1025, 683:1025, ClipboardImage.png)

Bronze age armour is aesthetic as fuck tbf



>Not liking it

It's literally spicy stew, made some pheasant curry the other day and it was top notch

4c1e87  No.356659


europeans on cuckchan just getting butthurt that their shitty superstate is failing

619a88  No.356660

File: 3a967cbff2769ff⋯.png (482.81 KB, 629x403, 629:403, pajeet2.png)


making your own is fine, then you know there is no poo in it

07bee1  No.356661

File: c81be734007ba9f⋯.png (736.13 KB, 1050x870, 35:29, disgusted christ tan.png)



>on 4chan

>being pro-EU

Christ Almighty

abae5b  No.356662

File: 93f5cc64ec4c94e⋯.png (1006.37 KB, 678x1024, 339:512, ClipboardImage.png)

File: d9c685de08fec76⋯.png (835.96 KB, 750x497, 750:497, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 5ea7c900d2661e1⋯.png (708.05 KB, 750x497, 750:497, ClipboardImage.png)


I suppose

abae5b  No.356663


Oh how far they've fallen

07bee1  No.356664

File: 39c0d295df21ab6⋯.png (19.97 KB, 376x341, 376:341, dumb brythonjak.png)


Bronze age Brythons wore nothing but animal skins and used pointy sticks as weapons.

4c1e87  No.356665


cuckchan is basically just pure normies at this point

they type like them too

07bee1  No.356666

File: ac959e4dc25c11e⋯.png (345.16 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, druid corbyn sacrifice.png)

abae5b  No.356667


Yes and they all bummed each other all day in mud huts and couldn't into civilisation until based christianity came along

abae5b  No.356668



07bee1  No.356669

File: 00c1679a647d225⋯.jpg (187.78 KB, 1218x1015, 6:5, dumb black hole brain.jpg)


No lad the Romans uplifted us. Before they came the only thing we could do was make really intricate gold jewellery for some reason.

abae5b  No.356670


Yes lad my mistake, how could I forget

4c1e87  No.356671



2a43f8  No.356672


Stone architecture? Sewage system?

abae5b  No.356673


Smh lad, didn't you know we lived in caves and ate raw meat? We were savages I tell you

61222d  No.356674

File: fbe7c6de1e759b0⋯.jpg (5.95 KB, 300x168, 25:14, Pepe Big Arse.jpg)


that guy on the left got chummed so hard it knocked his eye off kilter! wew

4c1e87  No.356675

File: 77843fd0812f166⋯.png (112.47 KB, 812x760, 203:190, 1545534255310.png)

>remainers unironically peddling the nation-states = war argument

07bee1  No.356676


>live in stone buildings so you feel cold

>invent central heating to make up for it



Imagine being so bigoted that you couldn't see that superstates only ever overextend and collapse because of bigotry.

61222d  No.356677

File: 581fe7ca0d619d1⋯.jpg (7.85 KB, 190x266, 5:7, Art Dream Pepe.jpg)


ah yes, peyote, truly one helluva drug.

2a43f8  No.356678




abae5b  No.356679


I'm not saying they didn't bring things over, just making fun of people who say the Celts were retarded savages when they obviously had a perfectly functioning society and civilisation

There are some very stupid people who dip into this argument to support christianity and other abrahamic faiths so I feel justified in making fun of them too

2a43f8  No.356680


I was joking about too, haha. I'm glad Brits can have a laugh about their past conquerors tbf some nations get super autistic over it like Korea.

2a43f8  No.356681

Celts were a noble people.

619a88  No.356682

File: 877dd004e7cb494⋯.png (12.88 KB, 604x608, 151:152, pointer2.png)


2a43f8  No.356683

Britons, whatever you wanna call em. Apparently they valued Britons far more than Gauls tbh.

abae5b  No.356684


Too true

4c1e87  No.356685


t. frenchie

2a43f8  No.356686


Tbf Romans seem to have been consciously aware that other European tribes could quickly reach their level of civilisation if they were allowed to develop and trade with the Romans for a long enough period and were afraid of this happening.

619a88  No.356687

File: 208383d1c3a7c1c⋯.png (441.29 KB, 540x383, 540:383, ClipboardImage.png)

4c1e87  No.356688

File: 448e23683566e5b⋯.webm (2.8 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1545832516164.webm)

abae5b  No.356689


Yes and it was also used as a tool to 'Romanise' and influence these tribal groups

f3f579  No.356690

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>Kay actually made something that looks edible even tasty for once

I'd say it would be okay. The stock looks a bit too watery for my liking but overall it looks decent.

4c1e87  No.356691


looks shit

bet you could do a lot better than that

I certainly could, I'm the best cook here

619a88  No.356692


want to watch the ep over lunch?

2a43f8  No.356693


pembs actually was really into cooking idk if you'd beat him

4c1e87  No.356694


we should have a /newbrit/ masterchef tbh

07bee1  No.356695

f3f579  No.356696


Do you use fresh herbs out of your garden? I do. I've never made a hot pot before but I can't imagine it's too difficult. What sort of things do you make?


Yeah sure, just need to wait for 22st to decide to be alive.

2a43f8  No.356697


You should watch that 2017 South Korean movie sometime, looked fab, about an attack on the Blue House.

619a88  No.356698


I have zero idea what you are saying tbh

2a43f8  No.356699

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

4c1e87  No.356700


no my garden is paved over smh

i make whatever is available to the best of my ability

4c1e87  No.356701

File: 4a014f1c2ffbbb2⋯.jpg (111.65 KB, 1036x1200, 259:300, me.jpg)

>have to leave the thread cos the stupidity of the europeans is too much for me to handle

f3f579  No.356702


You can grow stuff in pots.

619a88  No.356703


yeah ok

wouldn't mind seeing the Raid films again either

745b23  No.356704


Watch Dredd as well. Not sure if I like Dredd or Raid 1 more.

4c1e87  No.356705


i can grow pot

f3f579  No.356706



4c1e87  No.356707

File: 3ea8eb71e2fb405⋯.png (222.66 KB, 301x309, 301:309, pipe.png)

0d08ee  No.356708


>BREAKING: Israel and Chad have renewed diplomatic relations

virgins btfo

0771e6  No.356709

File: bcc51a41103eb42⋯.png (1.24 MB, 720x720, 1:1, 1547750737145.png)

File: 3c19a7f16cf8411⋯.jpg (89.36 KB, 1024x511, 1024:511, 1547434689478.jpg)

File: b0b88980e1503e4⋯.jpg (161.12 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, 1547337763590.jpg)

images that destroy black bois

619a88  No.356710

File: c16c91077584bf4⋯.png (827.45 KB, 680x661, 680:661, ClipboardImage.png)

4c1e87  No.356711

File: c8e6436f4f25b2f⋯.jpg (72.54 KB, 368x346, 184:173, 1545862396814.jpg)

4c1e87  No.356712


as opposed to the fat fascist brigade that youre part of

07bee1  No.356713


>that body bomb



>his garden is paved




619a88  No.356714

File: 97e8d83846cf15b⋯.png (15.53 KB, 300x250, 6:5, DON'T hate the debate.png)


umm, sweaty, I'm a tribalist not a fascist ok thankyou

07bee1  No.356715


Good lad

4c1e87  No.356716

File: 6699712b1b7d2b9⋯.png (335.62 KB, 358x465, 358:465, wink.png)

4c1e87  No.356717


not my fault

we used to have allotments at the back of the houses before new houses were built on them smh

07bee1  No.356718

File: a19a44cc4a965ae⋯.png (13.91 KB, 668x678, 334:339, rooooo.png)


>destroying allotments for newbuilds

Daft mode: engaged

4c1e87  No.356719


the allotments that i would walk through home to school from

now all gone

replaced by wealthy boomers in their huge houses

absolutely VILE i hate them

619a88  No.356720

File: 91751eca3249647⋯.png (321.6 KB, 600x746, 300:373, ClipboardImage.png)

619a88  No.356721

File: 8f43eb32b71b163⋯.png (582.73 KB, 700x625, 28:25, ClipboardImage.png)

big brian hours

f3f579  No.356722


Explains why 22st isn't up yet.

4c1e87  No.356723

>your old school with be demolished and replaced with a housing estate

>this has already happened with my primary school

>the other primary school was half demolished and turned into flats

cant take it

2a43f8  No.356724


>fapped in public

bit obscene


uncalled for

69ce50  No.356725

File: 112e3f9cca34afa⋯.jpg (184.13 KB, 534x747, 178:249, FB_IMG_15479075095651827.jpg)

morning lads

07bee1  No.356726


>locals stop having children

>no kids to go to school

>schools get turned into housing for outsiders

hmm sounds familiar

0d08ee  No.356727


bad photo

619a88  No.356728

File: f19835b55728ebc⋯.png (156.76 KB, 500x487, 500:487, ClipboardImage.png)

4c1e87  No.356729


its not that

what they did is build an academy that is ran from london so they can purposefully destroy localism

f3f579  No.356730


He gets the humour.

f3f579  No.356731


What's the source on this? Also he looks like a well proportioned midge.

4c1e87  No.356732

File: fd1e6028503f700⋯.png (289.43 KB, 531x340, 531:340, PONCE.png)


0771e6  No.356733

File: 9afc37e54fc6f70⋯.png (142.58 KB, 600x450, 4:3, 177.png)



Morning lad

I wish that were me, but my face would be facing towards her and I'd be enjoying it lmao

imagine the smell lol

69ce50  No.356734

File: 9b6fdd23d17f5b4⋯.jpg (136.08 KB, 1000x1350, 20:27, DtBGj2iVYAAFg5R.jpg)


nice idea

f3f579  No.356735

Just remembered the Education Policy project I had to do for my A Levels.

>scheme was called 'Education for Britain'

>focus was to be on Britain primarily (as it should be)

>English Literature looked at British authors over the centuries

>History was our main focus

>all History was to be British history aside from 'World History week' where there would be focus on a world civilisation, examples provided were the Aztecs and Egyptians

>all students were to do a self study and research project each year where they either researched something their ancestors did, eg. work in service or factory work

>if this was impossible (adopted kids, immigrants) they were to do a project on the local area's history

>kids were to learn the basics of a period of history but for their essays would have greater freedom in choosing what aspect they wished to write about

>history was to be taught without the lens of modern sensibilities or politics casting judgement on the past, meaning if the teachers spewed their leftist tosh they would be reprimanded

Half the class thought we were based, half the class and the teacher included said it was racist.

07bee1  No.356736


localism is just another form of racism lad smh London is the centre of the world what's wrong with diversity

745b23  No.356737


Basted but history should only be military history.

4c1e87  No.356738

is there any logical way to wear a blanket? so you can walk around with it on

07bee1  No.356739

File: 9be21106d013bc8⋯.jpg (116.45 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, John Taylor Gatto.jpg)


>having that much emphasis on self-study and personal history

Even at school you were a good lass

0771e6  No.356740

File: 58bc7aed125cc2d⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.88 MB, 1950x2048, 975:1024, Dp3PqSHU8AIUiAp (1).png)



61222d  No.356741

File: c1c39d2e2f6364c⋯.jpg (51.56 KB, 333x600, 111:200, 2697090.jpg)


onesie. gay tho.

07bee1  No.356742



4c1e87  No.356743


i mean somehow wrapping a blanket round you so it doesnt come off

f3f579  No.356744


Wear a broach.


Thanks pal. My grandad always used to save articles for me about history and he used to say all the time "ask your teacher to talk about this". He used to be quite upset and angry when I told him that I'd like to, but the teacher teaches out of a textbook and they really know very little about history, especially not British history. He used to have a history teacher in the 1930s who would tell them about the First World War and he used to come dressed in his uniform. Not all teachers would be able to do something like that, but I think Grandad was disappointed that teachers can't talk at length about history like his teachers used to be able to.

745b23  No.356745


Just tie it round you and knot it.

61222d  No.356746

File: 16746fefc6c7e29⋯.jpg (56.93 KB, 631x424, 631:424, C2Qp97JUkAESVKY.jpg)


toga? based roman tho.

4c1e87  No.356747


a brooch seems logical

619a88  No.356748


one of Dobson's anti-trump comics

it is an edit




wish I could be a teacher

I would be so much better than 90% of the scum smh

69ce50  No.356749

File: 7e26c3010e7839a⋯.jpg (56.14 KB, 474x932, 237:466, th.jpg)

07bee1  No.356750

File: 7b0dd1ec78f6186⋯.pdf (3.25 MB, [John_Taylor_Gatto]_Weapon….pdf)


Gatto contends that school has not been about education ever since its inception.

f3f579  No.356751

File: f9b10cfc9eee2dc⋯.png (1020.53 KB, 823x557, 823:557, ClipboardImage.png)


This one is actually called the Dorset Bow Brooch.


I'd love to teach kids about history as I get pretty passionate talking to others irl about it. I decided against going into teaching because of the absolute state of the National Curriculum. Even the reformed History curriculum that promised a greater focus on British history is too leftist and is made to make kids feel guilty about the nation's past.

f3f579  No.356752


Oh thanks for the link. I've scrolled through the contents and it looks like a compelling read. I'll have to add it to my Kindle (and hopefully get around to it soon).

619a88  No.356753


good upload lad thanks

it's true, state education is absolute bullshit


mostly why I dropped out of uni

that and finding out the marxist infestation was real, and being reported to the thought police by "fellow" students

4c1e87  No.356754


keek this is so difficult

but ive done something similar

might take a picture

4c1e87  No.356755

File: 5df4021c58517c8⋯.jpg (49.27 KB, 581x575, 581:575, 1544138465930.jpg)

the marxists!

61222d  No.356756


nice share. found 2 audiobooks of his, including this one, for the van at work.

07bee1  No.356757


With academisation schools aren't required to follow the national curriculum any more afaik, but for all intents and purposes nothing has changed. You can't expect too much autonomy in what you teach or how.



Yeah it's a good book, though it gets a bit repetitive. I'm still reading one of his others which seems to be just more of the same. He's a libertarian and not a biological determinist, and perhaps naively optimistic at points (he praises the Chinese for being able to build things quickly and cheap for example), but overall I'd say his thesis is legit.

0771e6  No.356758

File: 7d0b082ebdc76d2⋯.jpg (669.26 KB, 1450x984, 725:492, b7357270ea9a3e44836e2cf039….jpg)

@everyone I am now going to lift weights

Just thought I'd let you all know

Okay, thank you

619a88  No.356759

Darude - Sandstorm but it's me shivering

*puts on a blanket (not tartan because scots are faggots)

f3f579  No.356760

File: 310836ec5072fa3⋯.png (816.58 KB, 1068x566, 534:283, ClipboardImage.png)


Just like are Eddie.

4c1e87  No.356761


Oh that's a shame, I could have given you one of my tartan blankets, but you'll freeze instead.


619a88  No.356762

File: f29bb1d2ae621eb⋯.png (249.08 KB, 708x480, 59:40, apuhoodie.png)


I have a very warm blue blanket thank you very much

619a88  No.356763

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

fresh BPS

he even backs up my point about scotland being a constant drain on the UK, dorset btfo

4c1e87  No.356764


the lesbos i think had my parcel

they said they tried to knock a couple of times but i guess i cant hear it well

hope i didnt look like a sperg to her

4c1e87  No.356765

File: 2225bb5fbe48d4b⋯.jpg (105.98 KB, 601x601, 1:1, JUST.jpg)

>didnt have time to put my hat on so they probably saw my hairline


07bee1  No.356766

File: 63a4a83e694b7ea⋯.jpg (54.59 KB, 384x313, 384:313, shrugscrute.jpg)


>take over a country

>whinge about it being a drain on your resources

69ce50  No.356767

File: 71d1a85eaee43dd⋯.jpg (221.54 KB, 800x535, 160:107, 1446632747169.jpg)

0d08ee  No.356768


are you actually just faggot on a VPN

07bee1  No.356769

File: 2e201534c85807a⋯.jpg (49.78 KB, 276x282, 46:47, sweat.jpg)


Wh-why would you think that, lad?

4c1e87  No.356770

File: e61fc02d4c7696d⋯.jpg (34.82 KB, 294x736, 147:368, JOCKED.jpg)

How do you do, fellow jocks?

e9a996  No.356771

File: 8a4271b8f0b4ce1⋯.png (13.99 KB, 504x379, 504:379, punch.png)


Why would I watch something with someone who falls asleep during the viewing?

e9a996  No.356772


Is that a Dorshit?

4c1e87  No.356773


that it be

e9a996  No.356774


You look like a jedi but cool

619a88  No.356775

>hides his hairline

keek lad is that the real reason you won't meet up

you can't stand to go outside?

4c1e87  No.356776


thank you, dood!

619a88  No.356777

druids tbh

619a88  No.356778

I think he is wearing stilts so as to appear of average heigh

e9a996  No.356779


Don't make me post your ginger hair and fucked up dick, dude

619a88  No.356780


why would you post more selfies smh lad

also is it anime time yet

e9a996  No.356781

File: 133f99617a7c2fa⋯.png (1.08 MB, 1000x1000, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


07bee1  No.356782


This isn't a LOL comic that I can see.

e9a996  No.356783

File: ff5e382091efa48⋯.png (13.25 KB, 418x408, 209:204, ff5e382091efa484c6c0e8aa96….png)


We could watch it without her, lad

e9a996  No.356784


It isn't a Bukley comic, no. I am only familiar with the two on the left but knowing them the others are probably pure nasty cancer too

4c1e87  No.356785

File: 3cd498c47936321⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 27.57 KB, 410x270, 41:27, JUSTFUCKMYHAIRLINEUP.jpg)

4e13bd  No.356786

File: e92bc466f48dec9⋯.png (80.48 KB, 184x184, 1:1, 351.png)


>mentally ill faggot and a genuine queer boy

how frightening

e9a996  No.356787


Which of them is which? keek

619a88  No.356788


slick it all back lad

e9a996  No.356789


that isn't bad dude

e9a996  No.356790

File: 31af8e1d4dca411⋯.png (2.27 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)

>Dorset is actually kind of sexy

4c1e87  No.356791


I've unironically figured out how to take decent photos of myself for the lasses

619a88  No.356792

File: bc390e8ae714d6e⋯.png (1.08 MB, 1000x1000, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

in the opinion of my professional buckley consultant autiste, this is probably (within 98.2% accuracy) loss

e9a996  No.356793


I think she's busy with the prince smh

619a88  No.356794

"apart from the second panel being backwards, it is definitely loss. it is my professional opinion that the second pannel ought to be mirrored, in order to attain the correct order and length of lines."

4c1e87  No.356795


i used to but as soon as it becomes dry it just puffs up

4e13bd  No.356796


the bottom two

e9a996  No.356797

File: d51da32048505bf⋯.png (2.16 MB, 1864x1256, 233:157, ClipboardImage.png)


619a88  No.356798

File: f572b088c8b19e3⋯.png (135.59 KB, 410x270, 41:27, ClipboardImage.png)

0d08ee  No.356799


this is the future Neo wants

4c1e87  No.356800

File: 0f7d3c2f8d1c431⋯.png (8.43 KB, 472x408, 59:51, dorsepepeback.png)

e9a996  No.356801

File: 3dc8550e5556870⋯.jpg (66.38 KB, 444x449, 444:449, 3dc8550e5556870bcd61dc12b9….jpg)

Fuck Wessex and fuck druids

4c1e87  No.356802

File: 8e425794bf6b44c⋯.jpg (333.53 KB, 720x888, 30:37, 1545505587367.jpg)


based and redpilled post

4c1e87  No.356803

receding hairline gang assemble!

619a88  No.356804


tbh they look like normal hairlines to me

maybe that means I too have a poor head of hair

will post later

e9a996  No.356805

File: be67498b572c743⋯.png (170.52 KB, 768x768, 1:1, be67498b572c743eef2c6118cf….png)

>tfw you remember bossman still has your sunglasses

e9a996  No.356806


looking at your profile you are kind of similar to me. it is thiccer though I believe, and your hair goes straight up from the ear rather than curving back a bit

745b23  No.356807



>urban youth 22 stones

619a88  No.356808

File: 725df3cc9266bc4⋯.png (468.41 KB, 540x511, 540:511, Sweaty LQ pepe.png)


>my profile


did you find my whitedate account?

4c1e87  No.356809

christ the way my mother talks to me is so annoying

i tell her that next door gave me my tarp

then she acts so surprised like YOU OPENED THE DOOR??

4c1e87  No.356810


nothings a secret lad

all it takes is one link to something somewhere

and it all unravels

amazing really

0d08ee  No.356811

File: d5eee8190bacbcc⋯.png (1.81 MB, 736x928, 23:29, ClipboardImage.png)

I always imagine farty marty's boss looks like this when he calls him bossman lmao

e9a996  No.356812

File: cb63e7f82fbfa65⋯.png (4.25 KB, 234x83, 234:83, ClipboardImage.png)

4e13bd  No.356813



I've been surprised by how far you can really get with some of these things. It's best to not let anybody know anything personal about you, tbh.

e9a996  No.356814


Bossman is just me but with a worse hairline and stache and beard that connects even less

but at least he's slim

e9a996  No.356815

this is why all the pics I take of "me" is actually somebody else I pay to use the likeness for

619a88  No.356816


>august 2017

uhh was that the retarded australian pics

4e13bd  No.356817


I always scour the images I used to take with my cameraphone of my reflection and remove the exif info lel

e9a996  No.356818


it looked like you were outside in public


I used to be more careful, now I'm living dangerous

e9a996  No.356819


619a88  No.356820


ah it might have been the fatlard one where I look like wews but in green, that was after my sister had shaved me

4c1e87  No.356821

File: c45e7f0afca85de⋯.jpg (126.75 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, 0S0Qo78.jpg)

>mum gets suddenly angry cos i dont to do work on sunday which she can do herself

hate her

e9a996  No.356822

File: ab8bf74affaa0c6⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 2.87 MB, 1280x1707, 1280:1707, ClipboardImage.png)


4c1e87  No.356823


>that was after my sister had shaved me


619a88  No.356824


she shaved my glorious wildman beard into a close soy look, like in your photo

4c1e87  No.356825


but i dont have a shaved beard?

4e13bd  No.356826


What a good lass. She doesn't want you looking like a fucking hippie.

619a88  No.356827


so you are a beardlet too?

poor lad

4c1e87  No.356828

619a88  No.356829


it's clearly quite short

4c1e87  No.356830


you mean trimmed? yes

not shaved

619a88  No.356831


yeah beardlet tbh

got mine up to almost six inches before getting sheared over new years smh

4c1e87  No.356832


um ok then?

e9a996  No.356833

File: 16131a544885797⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 90.04 KB, 800x1970, 80:197, ClipboardImage.png)

Heard you talking shit about druids

619a88  No.356834


what does the scouter say about his power level?

abae5b  No.356835


Really isn't that bad lad Similar to mine

2a43f8  No.356836

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me ol' chum

e9a996  No.356837

File: f14ac3e23af15f3⋯.png (457.46 KB, 1761x1140, 587:380, ClipboardImage.png)


Commence purge

2a43f8  No.356838


This would be a wonderful sprite in a JRPG.

619a88  No.356839



druids never strike first when it comes to religion

e9a996  No.356840



619a88  No.356841

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no more brother wars lad

I'll wait for the christian to inevitably get angry and lash out first, that way I have the moral high ground

abae5b  No.356842

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e9a996  No.356843

File: 841d84572a6aa63⋯.png (1.49 MB, 908x1078, 454:539, 841d84572a6aa63c880409c242….png)


Christians are no brothers of mine

2d2994  No.356844

File: 2f1178a644f451e⋯.png (180.43 KB, 640x360, 16:9, __izumi_konata_lucky_star_….png)


He should be stabbing the viking too for not being bagan enough.

abae5b  No.356845

619a88  No.356846

File: 16caadafece0bdd⋯.gif (1.56 MB, 420x360, 7:6, veryfastvargpunchingatincr….gif)




4c1e87  No.356847


*vargs shitty knife fails to penetrate the armour*

abae5b  No.356848


The man is hopped up on placenta lad, he could rip him in half with his bare hands if he wanted to

f3f579  No.356849

Dorset do you eat your own placenta?

4c1e87  No.356850


no but i'll eat yours when the baby is born hopefully

619a88  No.356851


is it anime time?

f3f579  No.356852


I have to do some 'maintenance' and then cook my dinner. After that I am free for anime.

4c1e87  No.356853

File: c0dd5f37dca56c9⋯.jpg (98.56 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, aa.jpg)



4e13bd  No.356854

File: 043c4405956cd2c⋯.jpg (50.26 KB, 581x540, 581:540, Jewess 451.jpg)


>no but i'll eat yours

f3f579  No.356855


>no but I'll eat yours


4c1e87  No.356856

i could make a nice placenta pate out of yours, kay, i could do what hugh fearnlywhittingstall did

4c1e87  No.356857

accidentally had a wank

fucking chubby hairy lasses

4e13bd  No.356858

lol, fuck.

please never change, dorset.

even though you should

24ff9a  No.356859

File: 1e2772828e7e17a⋯.jpg (296.65 KB, 1084x1500, 271:375, 1e2772828e7e17a44edf3b929e….jpg)

4c1e87  No.356860


at least i have my tarp now so i can go away

>mummy bought 0% fat yogurt despite telling her to get normal fat

i just dont get it

she does things like this every time

she is just so stupid its unbelievable

she'll just use the excuse of "i cant see"


e9a996  No.356861

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4e13bd  No.356862

File: e75405c681f4bca⋯.jpg (83.01 KB, 615x768, 205:256, Queen Jew 8.jpg)

4c1e87  No.356863

File: 7bc2a7b54caca5d⋯.jpg (30.15 KB, 560x415, 112:83, nigela.jpg)

745b23  No.356864


Your father must have loved her.

24ff9a  No.356865


me on the left

e9a996  No.356866

File: 41034e1819e8449⋯.png (954.62 KB, 1798x555, 1798:555, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 7894153102edc2a⋯.png (639.25 KB, 800x535, 160:107, ClipboardImage.png)

Get out of my book, Lew

4c1e87  No.356867


i dont think he really knows what love is

4c1e87  No.356868



619a88  No.356869

File: 87c9523955e1cb5⋯.png (3.63 KB, 44x44, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

745b23  No.356870

>eating Mummy's cooking chocolate. Naughty but unlikely to be traced.

4c1e87  No.356871

619a88  No.356872


yeah I'm still watching that compilation guy's videos

decided to go and check out at least one video from the yoghurt bwois and they are all awful

abae5b  No.356873


What the fuck?



8f85d0  No.356874


When are we making the /newbrit/ RPG Maker game?

f3f579  No.356875





4c1e87  No.356876


yeah i am pretty feeble right now


you know some people unironically eat placentas tbh


half of the yogs are literal whos that arent funny or watchable tbh

i just dont get it

sips was decent

4c1e87  No.356877

File: 3bf4f949b8dd6cb⋯.jpg (83.04 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, uhqd.jpg)


wish it was an actual decent film not the shit you watch

8f85d0  No.356878


>civil wars never happen

8f85d0  No.356879


When are we watching Ed Edd n Eddy, tbh?

abae5b  No.356880


Yeah it's fucked up

>yeah i am pretty feeble right now

That's what happens when you fap lad

8f85d0  No.356881


Never really followed Yogscast. More of a Super Best Friends, and early Game Grumps man. Bit embarrassing, I know. I like the ear noise sometimes.

abae5b  No.356882


>tfw I used to like Eddsworld, Egoraptor and OneyG

8f85d0  No.356883

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Mostly like Pat, tbh. He's my boy.

745b23  No.356884

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

745b23  No.356885

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Part of our outstanding fathers series on NewBrit.

abae5b  No.356886

>All their religious conceptions are outward and material. They say that God is of a bodily nature, and has a body in form like that of a man. Material, too, is their conception of eternal life. Ask to what place they are departing, or what hope they have, and they answer — “To another land better than this.” Divine men of old told of a happy life for happy souls, to be passed in the “isles of the blest,” or in the Elysian plains of which Homer speaks. Plato taught that the soul was immortal, and expressly calls the place where it is sent “earth." …They expect to see God with the bodily eye, to hear His voice with their ears, and to touch Him with sensible hands… If a race so craven and carnal can understand anything, let them give ear. Give up your outward vision and look upwards with your mind ; turn aside from the eye of the flesh and raise the eye of the soul : only so will you see God. And if you seek a guide, you must shun vagabonds and jugglers who recommend their phantoms ; you must not blaspheme as idols those who prove themselves to be gods, while you worship one who is not even an idol, but truly a dead man, and seek out a father like unto Him.

>— Celsus, 175 AD

abae5b  No.356887


72b2d2  No.356888


the right abides by the rules of nature

the left actively fights against it, lets see who wins

e9a996  No.356889

File: fd0109684e3cd0c⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 10.69 MB, 3024x4032, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

8f85d0  No.356890

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Love this stupid film.

abae5b  No.356891


Why do you keep posting this lad?

cd2376  No.356892

File: fed5822f276c80e⋯.jpg (44.96 KB, 360x553, 360:553, Thedarkcrystal.jpg)

e9a996  No.356893

File: a86996339567285⋯.png (738.08 KB, 800x451, 800:451, ClipboardImage.png)


Starring Ginnie

abae5b  No.356894


Never actually seen this film tbh

cd2376  No.356895


yep, in both male and female versions

catering to all tastes

e9a996  No.356896

File: 628171d4f2cd86d⋯.jpg (77.18 KB, 606x629, 606:629, Virginia.jpg)


tbh. Only looks kind of lass-like in this pic. But the blonde Ginnie is cute too

619a88  No.356897


it's pretty classic

e9a996  No.356898

File: 6e3dabeb5fb2849⋯.png (339.26 KB, 666x360, 37:20, ClipboardImage.png)

619a88  No.356899

File: 0af49f6f5ca3cb4⋯.png (396.11 KB, 503x478, 503:478, kek2.png)



>mummy and aunty both break down crying in the middle of a packed holiday camp cinema

e9a996  No.356900

File: 9ae6d7181d66063⋯.jpg (18.85 KB, 332x351, 332:351, 9ae6d7181d66063ea71bdc4fb9….jpg)



>mocking people cryin to kino

e9a996  No.356901

File: 98afc2b13726737⋯.gif (62.63 KB, 1559x542, 1559:542, Wessex-gets-it.gif)


07bee1  No.356902


hmm I know this scene but I thought this was The Neverending Story.

e9a996  No.356903

07bee1  No.356904

File: 568d53a1c2d550c⋯.png (71.99 KB, 612x491, 612:491, pepe confused.png)


Is this leafkraut?


I'm too autistic to follow conversations tbh

619a88  No.356905


Spirit the horse, from some film about a horse, redskins and evil white yanks mistreating it or something

they must have synchronised their periods because they both broke down wailing and crying at the end scene and it was really embarassing

745b23  No.356906


me too tbh

e9a996  No.356907

File: e64aed51791c92a⋯.png (84.44 KB, 243x207, 27:23, ClipboardImage.png)


The hairy arm is a Jew youtuber who goes by Aydin Palidin. Poor lass is infertile.

And I just posted Artax because it is from another old kino film smh


The horse is named Artax though

e9a996  No.356908

File: ca115136b565187⋯.png (1.51 MB, 736x1308, 184:327, ClipboardImage.png)


2ec8fb  No.356909



put a bathrobe on backwards, it's basically a blanket with sleeves


you should do rogaine


yeah that's not bad as others say but if you're concerned about it then you should do rogaine 'cause that will greatly slow the process of it getting worse


that original image is a crock of shit 'cause christians love niggers and all other muds. christianity is all about beliefs and behavior, it has nothing to do with race, which is precisely why in this time period in particular it is completely useless. this is the era of racial struggle, why would a religion that says niggers are just as good as us and jews are redeemible be of any use? it's retarded 2000 years ago kike desert bullshit and anybody that believes it is fucking dumb and a faggot



ok if you like women's bush then that's your opinion, I accept it as legitimate, but liking armpit/leg hair is just fucked up man, nobody likes that, it's abnormal

619a88  No.356910

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I have not seen the film

this is the one I was talking about

e9a996  No.356911


Yeah I haven't

>referencing something else while replying to a post about another horse

619a88  No.356912


it's just such a funny memory that horses and films together always reminds me of it

e9a996  No.356913

Can't believe Wessex watches cartoons about horses. What a girl

4c1e87  No.356914

File: 77843fd0812f166⋯.png (112.47 KB, 812x760, 203:190, 1545534255310.png)

>its abnormal so therefore its wrong

e9a996  No.356915

that clip is fucking hilarious. So sesnual

4c1e87  No.356916

File: 83cb2496356584f⋯.jpg (64.59 KB, 612x612, 1:1, merry.jpg)

might start going to a methodist church purely to piss of spicposter tbh

2ec8fb  No.356917

this toast tastes a lil yeasty, bit off

abae5b  No.356918


This scene gave me serious feels as a kid





abae5b  No.356919


Man I wish horses were this friendly in real life. The ones at mine just pull faces and try to spook me smh

4e13bd  No.356921


go away fag enabler

f3f579  No.356922

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I bet he pulls his pony to this.

f3f579  No.356923

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Did anyone have one of these? I didn't.

e9a996  No.356924

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


One just for you

f3f579  No.356925


That's gross.

e9a996  No.356926


What if I say it is slimy poo?

07bee1  No.356927


>infertile hairy Jewess

Perfect for our residents then

07bee1  No.356928

File: 0194334b85a3601⋯.png (157.73 KB, 500x359, 500:359, disgusted sigh.png)


>naturally occurring hair


745b23  No.356929

>when your father has verbal Diarrhea and you barely speak or post.

e9a996  No.356930

File: 09cb0216a740ff3⋯.png (473.4 KB, 641x644, 641:644, ClipboardImage.png)

e9a996  No.356931

File: 66fe5e3561d8ca4⋯.png (9.55 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 66fe5e3561d8ca4d8639296697….png)

>when you actually get the chance to ban somebody


4e13bd  No.356932


lucky guy

4c1e87  No.356933


you should ban everyone and end our misery

e9a996  No.356934

Why do Americans call werewolves "wolfman"?

e9a996  No.356935


I don't like banning anyone that is actual pipo smh

4c1e87  No.356936


maybe im not a pipo

e9a996  No.356937


then whose hairline was that?

4c1e87  No.356938

File: 6d0722a3a27ff7a⋯.jpg (274.03 KB, 1000x600, 5:3, grinch.jpg)

07bee1  No.356939


Didn't even know they did. Spicposter, explain.

2ec8fb  No.356940



we call them werewolves. "wolfman" would be a thing in passing, like an alternate term, not the official one

it's like calling a mermaid a "fishgirl", basically

e9a996  No.356941


But I've never heard fishgirl, I've heard RLM, Nostaligacritic and Egoraptor say "wolfman"

4c1e87  No.356942

'ad anuther wank

2d2994  No.356943

File: d012f9a7b2f22f4⋯.jpg (232.78 KB, 800x1035, 160:207, __izumi_konata_lucky_star_….jpg)


if you're keeping wanking it will fall off

4c1e87  No.356944


i have superglue

07bee1  No.356945


Are you competent at reconstructive penile surgery? Could you fix 22st?

4c1e87  No.356946


I'm afraid a procedure on something as small as that is not possible.

4c1e87  No.356947

bed time

lets hope i dont have insomnia due to wanking

f3f579  No.356948


Jesus, how many can you have a day? I heard from a source that after three times it starts hurting bad.

745b23  No.356949

Feel like shit after eating the cooking chocolate.

4c1e87  No.356950


I can easily go 4-5 times a day if I want to, sometimes more.

How many times can the prince do it in a day?

69ce50  No.356951


feels horrible though

f3f579  No.356952


He said any more than three causes it to feel tired. He had to shut it away smh.

4c1e87  No.356953

File: 8aafba28119e3dc⋯.gif (2.59 MB, 800x450, 16:9, 1546860575634.gif)


Hah. I am more virile than the prince!

f3f579  No.356954


Bet you're not as handsome or charming.

4c1e87  No.356955


I am the very definition of brown eyed handsome man.

07bee1  No.356956


It's supposed to make you sleepy isn't it?

745b23  No.356957


Brown haired, brown eyed people aren't handsome.

f3f579  No.356958

If my post ends in a number Dorset's pee pee falls off when he sleeps.

07bee1  No.356959


>poo eyes


07bee1  No.356960

File: 5f323d7a1106e7c⋯.png (160.71 KB, 519x362, 519:362, check em tuesday.png)


Poor Dorse, he wanked himself into a eunuch

e9a996  No.356961

*posts the pic of the man who cut his dick off*

Or one of the hundreds he has taken of himself


f3f579  No.356962


Ban this creatures, now.

4c1e87  No.356963


they are aesthetic on white men with dirty blond hair and a blondish/brown beard but not swarthies


makes my body sleep but mind unable to shut down


i agree for women


why do you hate my willy so much? penis envy?

4c1e87  No.356964

File: 19f23d2ae4f1e66⋯.png (157.11 KB, 508x424, 127:106, 1479752461150.png)

>when you cum too much and it gets everywhere


2ec8fb  No.356965

File: 2a4f4d8d6076668⋯.png (9.16 KB, 362x358, 181:179, 2a4f4d8d60766680265ddbc542….png)


more than once in a day leaves you feeling 'drained', generally a bad idea. first is always the best anyway. you're better off saving it for tomorrow


and this, the cleanup is too much of a pain in the ass for it to be worth it. gotta shower, change, and piss to get completely clean afterward, and that's assuming you didn't make a mess

2d2994  No.356966

File: db42675ac5bf950⋯.jpg (341.48 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, __izumi_konata_lucky_star_….jpg)


the last dying squirts smh

give it some much needed rest lad

4c1e87  No.356967


Can you help me with it?

2d2994  No.356968

File: 7ce580e4fef55d3⋯.png (774.95 KB, 833x915, 833:915, 1543726016075.png)

4c1e87  No.356969


at least ive emptied my bin which was overflowing with nothing but wank tissues

4c1e87  No.356970


fair enough sweetie

2ec8fb  No.356971

gotta eat some oysters to replenish zinc afterwards, that really gets rid of the 'drained' feeling like nothing else

4c1e87  No.356972


ive never eaten oysters

2ec8fb  No.356973


breh you're missing out. they taste like the ocean, so fresh

plus they have the most zinc of all foods, which is really healthy and good for test, important if you ejaculate frequently because there is a nutritionally significant amount of zinc in semen

4c1e87  No.356974


are they expensive?

2ec8fb  No.356975

get yourself an oyster knife (it's cheap) and 3-6 oysters at the supermarket. use a washcloth or smth to hold them as you shuck so you don't cut yourself

they're really good, slurp 'em right from the shell with the brine

>living near the coast

>not eating all kinds of seafood

what are you doing?

1b4fa8  No.356976

File: 05ce685524ccac6⋯.jpg (155.39 KB, 600x510, 20:17, 05ce685524ccac6c0e11ade857….jpg)

2ec8fb  No.356977


they're $1/apiece here, bit expensive in terms of how much food they actually are but it's affordable for a treat

4c1e87  No.356978


>what are you doing?

decline of the fishing industry, lad

can remember being younger and eating lots of seafood

745b23  No.356979


Wish we'd occupied Norway and brutalised Iceland, then we'd have all the fish.

f3f579  No.356980

File: 907798971037da4⋯.png (909.7 KB, 1310x729, 1310:729, ClipboardImage.png)

File: a10c14ea872011f⋯.png (11.54 KB, 422x113, 422:113, ClipboardImage.png)

For the record these characters are brothers.

4c1e87  No.356981

File: 393dbd37eede9bc⋯.jpg (32.84 KB, 300x441, 100:147, baste.jpg)

8f85d0  No.356982

File: ebccfded2781211⋯.png (161.26 KB, 220x327, 220:327, ClipboardImage.png)


That was the film.

e9a996  No.356983

>whne yo can get ironically with one brother but the other brother will punch you even if you as much hint at it

smh. Weird. They kind of flipped. The one I thought was going to kill me as a kid is now the nice brother, while the nice brother is the bad brother now smh

619a88  No.356984

File: f7891304e237797⋯.png (97.87 KB, 499x499, 1:1, levelupepe.png)

*stabs the next poster

f3f579  No.356985


Bet you want him to touch you still though.

e9a996  No.356986

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619a88  No.356987

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let this be a lesson to all gayists

you are stabbed

e9a996  No.356988


yeah. A punch is a touch so I make him punch me sometimes

f3f579  No.356989




4c1e87  No.356990

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e9a996  No.356991

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I didn't think this through

cd2376  No.356992

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Any film lovers here?

Want to watch a movie in my rabbit room?


8f85d0  No.356993


What watchin?

4e13bd  No.356994

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I would, but I have to take care of some housework

cd2376  No.356995


>What watchin?

not sure yet, we can decide


how long will that take you?