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Just what you need to make you feel better

File: 8198ae0a12e38b5⋯.png (407.19 KB, 640x480, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

392167  No.357028

392167  No.357029

anglo wamen

4a6f6f  No.357031


pure shite

610000  No.357032

File: 8e3a5c36ed5ddf6⋯.jpg (87.9 KB, 334x334, 1:1, 8e3a5c36ed5ddf63d805b58689….jpg)

good lass as per usual

539e90  No.357033

File: 39ef87f554546f3⋯.png (1.58 MB, 1069x814, 1069:814, same rules apply.png)


889529  No.357034

>completely ignoring the far superior SomethingElse threads

stop orbiting you low IQ spic

druids tbh

4a6f6f  No.357035

File: 1c9f0a08815f25b⋯.jpg (402.67 KB, 2029x2560, 2029:2560, 1c9f0a08815f25b0301b1973ae….jpg)

ff5672  No.357036

File: 32df03736ed0027⋯.jpg (46.29 KB, 1024x888, 128:111, 1538934394956.jpg)



7890aa  No.357037

nos da pembs

b057e4  No.357038

File: 92262e79ea1da76⋯.jpg (45.02 KB, 960x720, 4:3, extra kill.jpg)



ff5672  No.357039

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

1529b3  No.357040

File: c0f2ab42e026a58⋯.png (240.73 KB, 420x420, 1:1, 3geuqikdpcb21.png)

>Chat to lass for 3 days all night

>She likes me wants to meet me gives me her number

>accidentally save snaps to memories and she probably saw the unflattering photo I took of myself to test the feature

>completely ghosting me now

I want to die

610000  No.357041


you're not supposed to chat all night 'cause it makes it look like you have nothing to do, they want you to be interesting and busy with cool things that their little female brain cannot possibly understand

but yeah that sucks, that's why you shouldn't use social media or snapchat or whatever

610000  No.357042

how bad was the pic?

1529b3  No.357043

File: 040fd02eca5b055⋯.jpg (115.7 KB, 778x767, 778:767, nsgmb1a1vj921.jpg)


It's fucking Sunday who is doing anything on Sunday, she said she has been in bed all wtf, I hope to Christ she doesn't keep ghosting me or I will literally just end it tbh, she's left me on read and I haven't ever double texted her she was clearly into me, why the fuck do girls do this

e29464  No.357045

File: d7011f21e448ffd⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 148.86 KB, 1024x680, 128:85, 225708_07big.jpg)


Literally this tbh.

392167  No.357046

File: 49c3dc32d687624⋯.png (754.45 KB, 1045x680, 209:136, ClipboardImage.png)

japanese facial hair is best facial hair

ff5672  No.357047


everyone here. fucking hell

ff5672  No.357048



889529  No.357049


812b0e  No.357050


It's Yule lass



392167  No.357051

File: a19cbd6bb078892⋯.png (688.86 KB, 1045x681, 1045:681, ClipboardImage.png)

>napoleonic warfare simulator

>for famicom


e29464  No.357052


You wouldn't understand. It's in the nature of an Anglo to sexually conquer all other races women.

889529  No.357053


based and nap-pilled

you're watching Game Centre CX?

392167  No.357054

File: 695cef685336673⋯.jpg (31.7 KB, 330x339, 110:113, __izumi_konata_and_kula_di….jpg)


yeah with waifu

889529  No.357055

all you had to say was "yes"

what a nigger

ff5672  No.357056

File: 4dd30f2c19789c0⋯.webm (3.75 MB, 540x720, 3:4, Nod to the rhythm.webm)


392167  No.357057

File: 054949b965851cc⋯.png (1.33 MB, 2000x1672, 250:209, 1542929779965.png)


people usually appreciate the added context smh

4a6f6f  No.357058


Have gf

889529  No.357059

File: 05b5d702269893b⋯.png (3.73 KB, 604x324, 151:81, pointer7.png)

filtered again tbh

just fuck off to your gay clique forever

889529  No.357060

File: 68c9e465feafb93⋯.png (675.78 KB, 988x1024, 247:256, bowdenpepe.png)

>knowing exactly what you are doing and doing it anyway

bitches and niggers

610000  No.357061


strangest webbum of 2019 so far

4a6f6f  No.357062

File: 890d5b8654049b1⋯.gif (602.86 KB, 200x111, 200:111, 890d5b8654049b18a06072f7bb….gif)

812b0e  No.357063



smh lad


Keek I love this

889529  No.357064

File: 50d4f5504b20d9c⋯.png (2.13 MB, 808x1077, 808:1077, bug sports.png)


>posting this at night so everyone gets horrifying jewish sam nightmares

you can go die too

ff5672  No.357065


I guess I posted it a bit early, it's supposed to signal the change from day to night shift

812b0e  No.357066

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889529  No.357067

File: 79870a8f51d4680⋯.png (300.62 KB, 530x380, 53:38, ClipboardImage.png)

listen man I'm just pointing it out

you really CAN'T say the N-word

522c5d  No.357068

File: b452d6f1156ce4b⋯.jpg (93.67 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, kek.jpg)

610000  No.357069

File: 4a5f58dd11963f0⋯.mp4 (4.37 MB, 224x400, 14:25, COME AWN NIGGER.mp4)



4a6f6f  No.357070


jolly african american

889529  No.357071

File: bd312d3b0c93127⋯.png (1.76 MB, 1000x1148, 250:287, deusam.png)


>didn't leave forever

you're putting me in a self defence situation

4a6f6f  No.357072

889529  No.357073

File: f21a33b5cfe277b⋯.png (775.78 KB, 1154x849, 1154:849, ClipboardImage.png)


522c5d  No.357074



unfinnished business

889529  No.357075

File: 825e7e5e333b02a⋯.png (972.96 KB, 1154x849, 1154:849, ClipboardImage.png)



stay forever as penance

812b0e  No.357076


The OC?

889529  No.357077

File: aae6f72b8741ca7⋯.png (226.44 KB, 500x313, 500:313, ClipboardImage.png)

4a6f6f  No.357078

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812b0e  No.357079

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>Flood detected

Fuck off

ff5672  No.357080

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522c5d  No.357081


not today butyessorry i'm really fucking busy this is really embarrassing i know

9a5075  No.357082


9a5075  No.357083


Make a proper thread for once please lad smh

ff5672  No.357084

File: a0fb36495ccc416⋯.jpg (71.83 KB, 612x612, 1:1, 6mPRDjdQX4wjumKo-pS6UrO1nd….jpg)

I'm gonna say it

a23c75  No.357085


889529  No.357086

File: e095957f9e6fb45⋯.png (599.29 KB, 821x605, 821:605, Shounen Hyde.png)

>daftie posts

>herts posts immediately after



neggo never does anything properly lad

we need your help to btfo the gayist cult forever with quality OPs and webms

ff5672  No.357087


Where you waiting around for Daftie to post?

ff5672  No.357088

392167  No.357089

File: 158bc2188100c24⋯.jpg (101.91 KB, 492x800, 123:200, __izumi_konata_lucky_star_….jpg)


this is how I have done it for over a year you autistic catholic

4a6f6f  No.357090

9a5075  No.357091


>quality OPs and webms

Need to get my laptop sorted to make good ones.

a23c75  No.357092



I've been fucking busy Jesus lads

I couldn't fucking care less, dealing with my own shit rn

889529  No.357093

File: b7dbff21d9165da⋯.png (1.86 MB, 1500x1500, 1:1, cawtism jojo.png)

his next words will be "I am not an orbiter"

a23c75  No.357094


889529  No.357095

well I was right even if the post took too long to post

522c5d  No.357096


hey how are you

a23c75  No.357097


as opposed to you?

889529  No.357098



a23c75  No.357099


Been better


889529  No.357100


yeah I post constantly not only when confirmed lasses post because i am a chad poster

ff5672  No.357101


What's wrong, lad?

392167  No.357102

File: b611b55ef6ec4eb⋯.jpg (167.22 KB, 1130x1600, 113:160, __izumi_konata_lucky_star_….jpg)

men are hardwired to orbit, it is human nature

9a5075  No.357103


>done it for over a year

People tend to get better at something if they do it a lot for a long time, so why haven't you lad?


Anglican lad smh

889529  No.357104

File: 5c5cb06fcb41268⋯.png (422.95 KB, 591x559, 591:559, bob nut.png)

real posters shitpost constantly to hide the pain

522c5d  No.357105

File: 984088c12dbe701⋯.jpg (54.08 KB, 423x330, 141:110, very important.jpg)


sorry to hear that tbh, are there details?

I'm really good

a23c75  No.357106



Why are you such a spastic



4a6f6f  No.357107

File: a3a736d8f063587⋯.jpg (38.72 KB, 227x371, 227:371, 87789509328950.jpg)

392167  No.357108

File: 9f653510c9cf9ef⋯.png (359.36 KB, 480x580, 24:29, 1543278194268.png)


idgaf nobody reads OPs anyway nerd

4a6f6f  No.357109


just get a girlfriend lol

889529  No.357110

File: 85047c11ef2afc2⋯.png (13.75 KB, 398x455, 398:455, cool guy.png)


why do you sadly shitpost alone in discord?

hups btfo



889529  No.357111

druids tbh

a23c75  No.357112


Nothing I'll mention here

Yeah so I've heard, I hope you continue to feel good


Do I?

You know, if you were nicer to people you might actually make friends instead of having to constantly complain about being alone and in pain

9a5075  No.357113

File: a5360f5080e54d5⋯.gif (740.84 KB, 498x278, 249:139, IMG_3347.GIF)


>nobody reads OPs anyway nerd

They would do if they were more than just Brietbart links. We deserve better lad and I'm sure everyone would appreciate it if you were prepared to put in some effort.

522c5d  No.357114


wanna come dm me? either way it will pass i hope. good luck with it

889529  No.357115

File: 45621dbd5f0cc83⋯.png (381.23 KB, 2048x1952, 64:61, RWDwarfS.png)


I attack those who perceive themselves or who I perceive themselves as better than me in an attempt to attain some self worth



SE for grand high OP master

ff5672  No.357116


No, lad, nobody reads op

7890aa  No.357117

File: 8634105c4210bfd⋯.png (246.84 KB, 540x360, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png)

889529  No.357118

File: c947777598c16f4⋯.png (226.75 KB, 666x614, 333:307, RWDwarfS2.png)

>dude just be a doormat so you can lick our boots and have some social capital

>just be a doormat so you can keep on orbiting the unattainable

GCHQ can you send me some phone numbers for hitmen I may as well do something useful with my money before I shoot myself in the back of the head twice and jump into a river

392167  No.357119

File: 36a0f5d6f2c6b87⋯.png (814.56 KB, 1047x778, 1047:778, ClipboardImage.png)


I don't want to link fake news nerd

4a6f6f  No.357120


who are you quoting

b19bbd  No.357121


this tbh lads

610000  No.357122

OP's are first come, first serve unless a much better one is made quickly. mine are shit so I only make them if nobody else will


jeez, lad. get contact lenses and hit the gym

889529  No.357123

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copy that


my perception of the problem posters such as yourself

9a5075  No.357124


>SE for grand high OP master

I'm not an autist who is as ready and available as n*o to make them.

b057e4  No.357125


>the Weird slav music summoned Daftie

4a6f6f  No.357126


>my perception of the problem posters such as yourself


522c5d  No.357127


awaken my masters

889529  No.357128

File: 4327d1d5ad20262⋯.png (436.11 KB, 808x805, 808:805, pinkw9.png)

>just looxmaxxxx bro and get some muscle it will fix everything

>ignore every other glaring issue

>ignore basic competency and temperament

>just do this incredibly high effort thing for a less than 1% chance at actually finding someone who will more than likely just use and leave you anyway

yet another retarded spic post

if you are going to get fit you get fit for the benefit to the self not for perceived social gains like some sort of idiot conforming drone

not that I ever will since I have no incentive beyond keeping myself alive longer to be tormented further


it's cruel to mock those less fortunate than yourself

but the niggerposters here do it anyway

b19bbd  No.357129

File: abb83f2948de8bc⋯.gif (497.95 KB, 500x593, 500:593, gondola carpet.gif)

b057e4  No.357130


I wouldn't. I'm here for the autism. I don't care about politics anymore.

ff5672  No.357131

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4a6f6f  No.357132


>pisses up at people

>surprised when they piss down on him

You're spiteful and miserable and lash out at people who try and help you and are then surprised when everyone dislikes you

b19bbd  No.357133


I'd tell you to take up jogging or something but that would probably just kill you faster. It's supposed to be good for your state of mind though.

522c5d  No.357134




remember when i said you to stop responding to me with JUST EAT because that's the worst thing you could tell to an anorexic? and i don't blame you, how would you know. but you need to realise nobody know your mind but you. nobody here sees the issues you have for what they really are, and they don't want to hurt you. just like you didn't want to hurt me. you offered actual advise. advise that made shit worse for me but in good faith.

so… you can stop arguing. it won't matter. i mean it in the best way i can. i'm sorry about your situation.

889529  No.357135



>making sure everyone knows your superior social status and signalling


I'm not pissing I'm forcefully jetting blood from self inflicted cuts anyway

in a metaphorical sense since I'm not a retard who would actually perform self harm beyond basic coping like eating shit and desperately filling time with frivolous unproductive hobbies


just going outside is good but that doesn't help

4a6f6f  No.357136


That's looksmaxxing you fucking chad

Don't suggest anything. He might actually find it useful

a23c75  No.357137


You're just a vile individual who takes pleasures from other people's misfortune tbh

889529  No.357138

File: 4d5938ee12dc81b⋯.png (575.19 KB, 563x565, 563:565, pinkw15.png)


yeah I'm just venting tbh

getting angry at people who have it better than me does the job

812b0e  No.357139

Oh shit Wessex has broken again

ff5672  No.357140

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889529  No.357141


t. butthurt at shitposts

I don't think I have ever "taken pleasure from other people's misfortune"

apart from laughing at trannies and suchlike

b19bbd  No.357142

File: 71522e7c43c4167⋯.webm (1.14 MB, 302x282, 151:141, gondola fortress.webm)


*sweeps up the pieces and gets out the superglue*

ff5672  No.357143


How can you even be bothered to be so angry? Not a good look, champ


>but you need to realise nobody know your mind but you

this tbh

610000  No.357144


attraction is 99% appearance and anybody that says otherwise is either lying or a fool. the best thing you can do is make the most of the appearance your genetics/development gave you, and I think most people can look good enough if they put the necessary effort in

>ignore basic competency and temperament

being able to talk to girls comes with practice, it's all about being comfortable and confident. there's nothing to be afraid of, if you fuck up with her there's millions more

>if you are going to get fit you get fit for the benefit to the self not for perceived social gains

the social gains are the main benefit, who cares about being able to pick shit up really?

>just do this incredibly high effort thing for a less than 1% chance at actually finding someone who will more than likely just use and leave you anyway

but you'll get your willy wet so who cares? then you'll be happy

1529b3  No.357145

File: f3611081f248f22⋯.png (23.63 KB, 418x408, 209:204, f3611081f248f22034d91f31f6….png)

Genuinely think I've blew it with this girl but I have no idea Why,I 'll have to wait to find out, she was a virgin as well Jesus FUCKING CHRIST I NEED TO KNOW IF SHE'LL STILL GO OUT WITH ME. Some fucking Chad is going to get her I just know it

b19bbd  No.357146

File: aa6b0b2068fe9e0⋯.jpg (51.27 KB, 500x375, 4:3, gondola cat skater loves h….jpg)

I'm glad I remembered my gondola collection.


>attraction is 99% appearance

Stopped reading right there

812b0e  No.357147



IS CONNECTED TO YOUR *Bom-bom* *bom* *bom*


And all the BO's horses and all the BO's men, couldn't put Wessex back together again

889529  No.357148


>dude you'll be happy if you pork a roastie

fuck off you retard this is the attitude that fucked everything up


impotent rage has to have an outlet

it's not like there are any paki shops around here that I could prank or whatever

ff5672  No.357149

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4a6f6f  No.357150

the first thing to do is listen to whatever spicposter says

and do the complete opposite

889529  No.357151

File: 359679b92b3ca4d⋯.png (22.23 KB, 646x720, 323:360, 2rameem.png)

ok I guess I do take pleasure in other people's misfortune, like spic being a retard consistently makes me feel superior

610000  No.357152

File: a981b01c170338c⋯.jpg (7.85 KB, 250x238, 125:119, a981b01c170338c2b19ca5c879….jpg)

also getting fit really isn't "incredibly high effort", you just hit the gym 3 times a week, takes like 4 hours a week if you include driving and showers, it's easy and you feel so much better afterward

the only hard part is getting in the routine


>Stopped reading right there

then what is it? am I wrong?


>dude you'll be happy if you pork a roastie

yes, it will pleasantly stimulate benis, you feel tiddy and smell perfume, you cuddle after. isn't that what you want?

ff5672  No.357153


No it doesn't. I think that is a hollywood meme. Realising it is impotent and doesn't look good should be enough for you to stand back and take a deep breath tbh


Be the chad, lad

1529b3  No.357154


>Be the chad, lad

She seems to have lost interest and I legit don't know Why, she's just giving 1 word answers now so I don't know how long I should wait before msging her again, don't want to seem desperate but I think if I leave it too late she'll find some other cunt who'll get her simply for the bones in his face

889529  No.357155

>he's going the distance

implying I have a gym

implying I have the will

implying I have the motivation

implying I have the base animalistic instincts of a moorish halfbreed

implying actual relationship doesn't matter


how else do I get it out

I can't even go out into a field and scream and shout because there are people literally everywhere in britain, someone will always be in earshot

ff5672  No.357156


you don't get it out, lad. it's not physical.

b057e4  No.357157


You should try to grow beyond that. It's not a good place to be psychologically.

889529  No.357158

File: aab905724cdc08c⋯.png (100.25 KB, 498x594, 83:99, doomer3.png)

break time anyway

>dont' even buy into the doomer "drown everything in alcohol" shit since that makes me even worse


stewing makes me do stupid shit like the past half hour though


schadenfreud is healthy

jealousy isn't but what can I do except isolate myself further which makes things worse

ff5672  No.357159


>stewing makes me do stupid shit like the past half hour though

excuses fatboi. All of us get mad but we don't do this

b19bbd  No.357160


Drown it in an hour-long power walk. Helped me the other night, though I then had to spend the next day awake with literally no sleep.

610000  No.357161


>implying I have a gym

you can buy equipment, it would be well under 1000 pounds

>implying I have the motivation

it's only hard to get started, once you're in routine it's easy, I promise

>implying actual relationship doesn't matter

the """love"""" LARP hasn't existed since the 1800s

9a5075  No.357162


>be the chad


ff5672  No.357163

bee urself but unironically

a23c75  No.357164

b057e4  No.357165


It keeps you in a weak mindset. You know that what you're really doing is seeking people to feel superior to, because you're preoccupied by your own low status.

It makes you feel like a rat in a sewer, biting all the other rats, asserting yourself as top rat, but ultimately not getting anywhere you want to be. You're still a rat. This is still a sewer.

392167  No.357166

File: 33e0c42aeae2052⋯.png (627.87 KB, 897x900, 299:300, __hatsuzuki_kantai_collect….png)

610000  No.357167

File: d9f33c534d3794e⋯.jpg (8.61 KB, 236x235, 236:235, 5595eb065f2a1b1a25664cad97….jpg)

>chad is physically attractive and therefore fucks pussy

>chad is happy

>virgin is is not physically nattractive and therefore does not fuck pussy

>virgin is unhappy


but I'm the fool, apparently

ff5672  No.357168

File: 94b366447287b16⋯.png (1.04 MB, 832x1018, 416:509, ClipboardImage.png)


dirty blond hair

strawberry blond(ginger) beard

dark greenish eyes


fucked up dick

wants a wife who wants a family who I can live benign predictable life with.

ff5672  No.357169


- but don't be a freak

812b0e  No.357170


Is that your dating profile lad?

a23c75  No.357171


a) chad isn't happy

b) chad doesn't exist

ff5672  No.357172


yeah, I hope a Norwegian lass finds me here

e29464  No.357173


I've been better.

So long.

4a6f6f  No.357174

File: 2b0868328647238⋯.jpg (302.76 KB, 1596x1530, 266:255, KAY.jpg)

b057e4  No.357175



ff5672  No.357176

File: 0a4a70f6c2a8c03⋯.jpg (711.48 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 0a4a70f6c2a8c038fe09f0ab9a….jpg)

>when the thread dies

ff5672  No.357177

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>sphincter hog

1529b3  No.357178

File: b27b9ed604ce14a⋯.jpg (15.77 KB, 400x400, 1:1, nurcfbc90h921.jpg)

>Chad doesn't exist

ff5672  No.357179

File: 95e3167646e4198⋯.png (550.13 KB, 1219x734, 1219:734, ClipboardImage.png)

damn that thicc

522c5d  No.357180

wessex, have you considered reading the bible?

610000  No.357181

File: 1e4832c0d15598f⋯.jpg (4.38 MB, 2976x1969, 2976:1969, dadadadasadad.jpg)


9a5075  No.357182

File: 1da294a586583dc⋯.jpg (112.96 KB, 750x457, 750:457, IMG_3349.JPG)

610000  No.357183

File: befcf217259061c⋯.png (2.18 MB, 676x4507, 676:4507, 4b2fb1546f40aed4cf15e029b0….png)

whoops wrong image


reading the old testament is what made me hate jews in the first place, all this derranged rambling about building tabernacles and cutting dicks to give god's nostrils the good stench

ff5672  No.357184


whats this memi

522c5d  No.357185


>building tabernacles and cutting dicks to give god's nostrils the good stench

that's… literally no where in it. you pulled that out of your ass. my post was a joke but come the heck on.

9a5075  No.357186


Garlic Bread Armour Space Marine Peter Kay

ff5672  No.357187

File: 2307bd751c2d5a9⋯.png (676.62 KB, 700x644, 25:23, ClipboardImage.png)


ff5672  No.357188


ah it's an anglo memi

522c5d  No.357189


fucking retarded pic chief ngl

ff5672  No.357190


I keeked, you lil shit

b057e4  No.357191


>but you've got superficial social status, connections, and material goods

That guy's girlfriend is the artist here, isn't she?

9a5075  No.357192


Got all of those apart from the cat, which proves cats are evil and make their owners depressed.

e29464  No.357193


>when the parasites/microbes that thrive inside cats cause gayism in humans

ff5672  No.357194

File: 23519de17da769e⋯.png (328.79 KB, 398x455, 398:455, ClipboardImage.png)


It's a girl at least



610000  No.357195


well I read the first like 4 books of the old testament when I was 14 and that's what I remember. turns out that's the jewish tanakh or whatever but christcucks consider it canon

>god creates world with his chosen jews in it

>appears to jew via burning bush, commands him to cut baby dicks as an exercise of submission to his unlimited power, everybody else will burn forever because he said so

>later incarnates himself as a jew, says nvm lmao everybody can be spared of eternal burning and they don't even have to cut their dicks anymore, provided you worship my excellence :DDDD but don't put dig in bumbum :DDDDDD

>his chosen jews refuse, get him crucified

>comes back and says 'ayy, lmao' for a few hours to prove that he was actually god all along, in case his fish-duplication magic tricks weren't enough

7890aa  No.357196

File: d31000fc64bc4ca⋯.png (462.76 KB, 700x644, 25:23, deep.png)

ff5672  No.357197


I like the big dust mite

9a5075  No.357198


>boiling water

Wew, it really is grim up t'North if you're still having to boil your water to make it safe to drink lad.

392167  No.357199

File: e84164d297cf375⋯.png (124.46 KB, 350x226, 175:113, ClipboardImage.png)


*taps your leg*

ff5672  No.357200

File: c94ea273299d59a⋯.png (1.15 MB, 728x1088, 91:136, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 8f78115cf73ae78⋯.png (2.63 MB, 2625x4529, 375:647, 8f78115cf73ae78eeac02f0c2b….png)


ff5672  No.357201

File: db50673b74293dc⋯.png (1.12 MB, 728x1029, 104:147, ClipboardImage.png)

The displayed anguish in comics like this makes me angry

ff5672  No.357202

File: 441335604a377ba⋯.png (585.37 KB, 728x1030, 364:515, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 441335604a377ba⋯.png (585.37 KB, 728x1030, 364:515, ClipboardImage.png)

I'm the ice cream

522c5d  No.357203


guged :DD

392167  No.357204

File: 5b4fd662dd5406b⋯.png (461.4 KB, 498x424, 249:212, ClipboardImage.png)


that's a really good one actually

b057e4  No.357205

File: 3d7e29cf1fa6bb3⋯.jpg (16.89 KB, 256x353, 256:353, laughingelfman.jpg)

ff5672  No.357206

File: 125dd03499de5bf⋯.png (551.84 KB, 728x1029, 104:147, ClipboardImage.png)

e29464  No.357207



7890aa  No.357208

File: dd6928b411ba120⋯.png (121.28 KB, 680x476, 10:7, ClipboardImage.png)

9a5075  No.357209


I prefer mayonnaise with chips tbh, ketchup is too sweet and overpowering

1529b3  No.357210

File: db693acb3ddc1fa⋯.png (22.79 KB, 640x427, 640:427, pE3k8jel.png)

I am so sick of women and Chads with their meme depression,I literally hope to die in my sleep every night, I haven't had human touch for a year, and I just got rejected by another girl for no reason

b19bbd  No.357211

File: 3b3bf44cc769ad6⋯.jpg (69.08 KB, 463x537, 463:537, suicide.jpg)



>goals achieved

Not since I read that fucking book

610000  No.357212

File: 66f4ca4e86f0e7e⋯.png (279.45 KB, 717x322, 717:322, 123.png)

96245d  No.357213


depression is cool now, like being a nerd was/is

ff5672  No.357214


I don't think virgins get that far even tbh

e29464  No.357215


*noisily reps and deadlifts in the holocaust section of the library*

9a5075  No.357216

File: ec93b07984b60ae⋯.jpg (183.68 KB, 960x680, 24:17, IMG_3348.JPG)

Goodnight lads and lass.

ff5672  No.357217


Night cutie

7890aa  No.357218

File: 047350d5634dc78⋯.png (704.94 KB, 903x696, 301:232, ClipboardImage.png)


*moves holocaust literature to fiction section*

b057e4  No.357219


Is the nerd trend finally over? I feel like it's going that way with all of the Incel and Gamer disparagement that's going on. Can I have my interests back now?

610000  No.357220

File: fab8ea1b61164a3⋯.png (48.65 KB, 645x773, 645:773, fab8ea1b61164a32a18f8be184….png)


>I haven't had human touch for a year

boohoo, try 6 years

7890aa  No.357221


lad this post made me giggle hard irl rofl

7890aa  No.357222

I hope you're okay lad mancs looks pretty grim tbh

96245d  No.357223


This is the year of a lot of human touch for me.

ff5672  No.357224

>tfw you haven't even touched your mum's vagina

7890aa  No.357225

File: c68e55b9e7bfe33⋯.png (177.58 KB, 800x800, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

96245d  No.357226


kills Macbeth

b19bbd  No.357227

File: 6d8bc8adfac89b8⋯.jpg (249.6 KB, 495x873, 55:97, levi janitor.jpg)


>bare wall

Not even a poster of Levi?

ff5672  No.357228


I don't get it

e29464  No.357229

File: adddad76940a89c⋯.png (3.15 MB, 1647x2240, 1647:2240, adddad76940a89c1fe71f90e9a….png)


ff5672  No.357230


c-section dude. I don't want to touch her vagina

610000  No.357231



same. who /nomaternalbond/ here? that cunt can make me food and do my laundry and pay for my shit and then off to the old folks home

96245d  No.357232


>haven't touched your Mum's vagina

Thought you're implying you're a caesarian section baby.

MacDuff kills Macbeth because he's someone not born of a woman but caesarian sectioned out of a woman.

ff5672  No.357233


we lost out on the vaginal fluids that helps build our immune system and confidence smh

7890aa  No.357234

File: bb2e6b6582be5d4⋯.png (286.21 KB, 452x650, 226:325, ClipboardImage.png)


Rofl I'd love that. Maybe I'll get one of him for the inside of a closet when I get my own place.

7890aa  No.357235

Cannot wait for Return to Shinganshina to be animated, my friend and his girlfriend are both into SNK but they're animeonly, going to see their minds get blown.

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e29464  No.357236

File: a83917dbdebfa7d⋯.png (953.58 KB, 1000x666, 500:333, b5836a9bd50f863bc9fd64c007….png)


b19bbd  No.357237

File: 443142d0273082e⋯.png (120.04 KB, 300x300, 1:1, thinks.png)


>inside of a closet


ff5672  No.357238

>when you go to /tv/ and refresh forever and not once does an interesting film pop up


b057e4  No.357239


Watch Fantastic Planet

ff5672  No.357240

File: 8b60efc0fa56e94⋯.png (129.12 KB, 762x418, 381:209, ClipboardImage.png)

Holy fucking shit

ff5672  No.357241


that looks beautiful tbh

b057e4  No.357242


It's a good film.

7890aa  No.357243


lol didnt mean to make that joke. im 65kg now same weight as levi 💪 doesnt really count tho cause im way taller

7890aa  No.357244

File: 7d6c65e1a8fad98⋯.png (264.19 KB, 660x275, 12:5, Nightcrawler_interview.png)

>tfw got excited I was getting to same weight as khabib numegababov but then learned mma fighters cut like two stone of weight before fights

9a5075  No.357245

File: 8354a5e97b7ab8b⋯.png (70.22 KB, 750x470, 75:47, IMG_3351.PNG)

Was going to go to bed but (((they're))) up to their tricks again. Hopefully the Lion strikes back for once.

7890aa  No.357246


the j00 cries out as he strikes you lol

ff5672  No.357247

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Yeah I am sure the recently confirmed 25% kike is a raycis

ff5672  No.357248


9a5075  No.357249


Situation is escalating currently

صواريخ باتريوت اسرائيلية تتصدى لصواريخ سورية دخلت اجواء شمال فلسطين

b19bbd  No.357250

File: 178387a6b3f5489⋯.jpg (129.19 KB, 750x1114, 375:557, Jews control.jpg)


*attacks you pre-emptively in self-defence*

9a5075  No.357251

File: efbc430c8dc5cf2⋯.jpg (88.22 KB, 960x719, 960:719, IMG_3352.JPG)

File: b806f758c6c867f⋯.jpg (43.48 KB, 670x443, 670:443, IMG_3353.JPG)

‏⁧‫المرصد السوري لحقوق الانسان‬⁩: قصف صاروخي ⁧‫اسرائيلي‬⁩ مكثف على محيط ⁧‫مطار دمشق الدولي‬⁩ وضواحي العاصمة ⁧‫دمشق‬⁩ وريفها الجنوبي والجنوبي الغربي وصواريخ تصل الى أهدافها وتُصيب مواقع ومستودعات ⁧‫للإيرانيين‬⁩ و ⁧‫حزب الله اللبناني

b19bbd  No.357252


Don't speak peacerunes tbh lad

9a5075  No.357253


Heavy air attack ongoing with many positions, bases and warehouses among other sites being hit by Israeli missile bombardment, including explosions heard at the regime military bases at Izra.

559ee5  No.357254



don't think about it too much

accidentally take another photo to 'test the feature' in a couple of days

the best photo you can take, with you looking your best, outdoors in the sunlight somewhere interesting.

sunlight isn't guaranteed, but make it somewhere interesting.

that way she can see you at your best.

as for ghosting, don't make a big deal out of it, see if she writes to you in the next couple of days.

another thing is, send her a relaxed message if she hasn't written in a couple of days, telling her about a funny thing or something interesting you've done, or some info about an event that will be going on this week.

see if she responds to that. just maintain your cool.

ff5672  No.357255




610000  No.357256

File: d711a51340e99ae⋯.png (1.47 MB, 1823x1756, 1823:1756, e2e62db17ac11ab0d1ea9ba989….png)

feather niggers btfo

1529b3  No.357257


The hatred these people have for my ethnic group is just baffling

b19bbd  No.357258

File: 108fa1b84168a61⋯.png (95.2 KB, 785x757, 785:757, punches you.png)


>without white boys being able to empathise with other people

Had enough tbh

559ee5  No.357259


i have none of that

i don't even own a table.

ff5672  No.357260


all he did was look at them

610000  No.357261


you're not even allowed to look at injuns/niggers 'cause they're the sacred cows in the USA 'cause we allegedly did an evil to them centuries ago

ff5672  No.357262

File: 4c6077d0b9cd010⋯.png (4.37 MB, 1600x2350, 32:47, ClipboardImage.png)

Went through your secret drawer and found this, Wessex. smh


tbh it's not that you look at them, you look at them while being on their land

ff5672  No.357263

File: b600180730238aa⋯.png (201.38 KB, 697x522, 697:522, ClipboardImage.png)

literally me

ff5672  No.357264

File: ce0e2976c0ac9af⋯.png (1020.86 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

The night shift belongs to braphogs

610000  No.357265



don't even wanna know where you find all of these

ff5672  No.357266


An unironic fatty poster kind of avatarfags with them here https://8ch.net/cow/res/390723.html

ff5672  No.357267

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ff5672  No.357268

File: 8832a65f4fbc07b⋯.png (829.75 KB, 960x1200, 4:5, ClipboardImage.png)


ff5672  No.357269

File: 4c3539c3f40d0ae⋯.png (839.55 KB, 637x1000, 637:1000, ClipboardImage.png)


ff5672  No.357270

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


610000  No.357271

the partial lunar eclipse is really cool so far

610000  No.357272

so it was like 45% eclipse, now it's like 80%, there's a crescent left. soon it will be total lunar eclipse

610000  No.357273

just a little sliver of illuminated moon left

610000  No.357274

now basically the whole moon is dark and red, I saw darkness devour the moon, it was neat

b7ed86  No.357275

File: 52fff69ac00ef59⋯.jpg (10.26 KB, 460x501, 460:501, Uv_2msAO9Zqw1UPCHoxqY2mVsm….jpg)

beautiful, isn't it?

610000  No.357276


you saw the same thing?

b7ed86  No.357277


why wouldn't I?

b7ed86  No.357278

610000  No.357279


well idk thre might be like a one hour delay or smth, guess not 'cause that's a small distance on a planetary scale

b7ed86  No.357280


tiem differences are made up; de urf flat

610000  No.357281


supposedly the peak will be in 6 minutes

610000  No.357282

File: c494776ce2c3284⋯.mp4 (462.49 KB, 202x360, 101:180, monkey mummy carries dead ….mp4)


9a5075  No.357283

File: 2e70ae7ac735138⋯.jpg (51.87 KB, 960x539, 960:539, IMG_3354.JPG)

Israel conducted five waves of airstrikes at various Syrian Arab Army bases among them one was in use by IRGC proxies such as Hezbollah. At least one third of over 40 missiles launched by Israeli F-16s reached their targets in Southern Damascus.


keeek who cares? That monkey is just a bunch of cells.

610000  No.357284


on night of the blood moon. can't be a coincidence


>keeek who cares? That monkey is just a bunch of cells.

I'm against abortion, unless the baby is non-white. if it's retarded or something, then it should be aborted post-birth because abortion proper damages the female reproductive system, it's healthier to carry a pregnancy to completion and give birth than to endure an abortion

610000  No.357285

wow. so it snowed like 4-6" and then it rained a lot on top so there's ice everywhere, there are icicles everywhere where icicles can form. and the lunar eclipse is completely over, the moon is very bright and full now, and it's shining through all the ice in the trees, it's like a natural christmas tree. looks awesome

812b0e  No.357286


>Dem horns

Pretty cool

72d1e2  No.357287

File: 76a56051dec18c5⋯.jpg (83.69 KB, 744x1044, 62:87, f6c48cebaebb7bfa2c22519b07….jpg)

Have a lovely day everyone. I know some of you might be a bit down with it being Monday and all, but get out there, do your best and make every moment count!

74ea08  No.357288

ぱっつん ぱっつん 前髪ぱっつん Cutie Style

やっぱ一直線なら一等賞よ チョーすごい!

今日のリップ あっち?こっち?そっち?どっち?

Which?ちょっち?ウォッチ 今何時?

集合 集合 放課後集合 Party Time

だって女子会参加でガールズトークよ チョーヤバい!

今日のVIP あっち?こっち?そっち?どっち?

Which?ちょっち?ウォッチ 今何時?



4次元5次元 期待!期待!



リンッリンッリンッ!おはようWake Up

お・ね・が・い! チョ待って!チョ待って!

Ring Ring Ring! あせらずHurry Up


リンッリンッリンッ!あわてずMake Up

お・ね・が・い! チョ待って!チョ待って!

Ring Ring Ring! TodayはVersion Up


すっぴん すっぴん メガネがヘアピン Funny Face

But3秒待ってね そっこー変身 チョーはやい!

今日のRAP あっち?こっち?そっち?どっち?

Which?ちょっち?ウォッチ 今何時?



4次元5次元 期待!期待!



リンッリンッリンッ!おはようWake Up

お・ね・が・い! チョ待って!チョ待って!

Ring Ring Ring! あせらずHurry Up


リンッリンッリンッ!あわてずMake Up

お・ね・が・い! チョ待って!チョ待って!

Ring Ring Ring! TodayはVersion Up


96245d  No.357289

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25699e  No.357290

File: fcd1c471c8703b2⋯.png (454.52 KB, 562x687, 562:687, ClipboardImage.png)

nose to the grindstone again

74ea08  No.357291


I'm happy she got doxxed tbh

8386ef  No.357292


are you as tall as him?

96245d  No.357293

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

He livestreams now

539e90  No.357294


what is really meant by that, is be who you WANT to be, be your real self, your ideal.

it's an incredibly hard thing to do even with high confidence


>chad doesn't exist

indeed this is true, the vast majority of people sit in the middle, "chads" are usually genetic dead ends just as incels

but its just a stupid internet meme that incels love spreading to make up for their own self-induced failures and sadly it has caught on

spicposters understand of the bible is exactly that of a 12 year old fedoratipper

there is no logic, just pure emotion, no attempt to truly understand


i hope you do die, world would be a much better place without you

25699e  No.357295


haven't had sex in 8 years, don't miss it tbh

ff5672  No.357296

File: 1d4c09438953656⋯.png (23.82 KB, 529x529, 1:1, 5778ee8ae22608ee0e415d2bf1….png)


>what is really meant by that, is be who you WANT to be, be your real self, your ideal.

whatever you want it to mean I guess. For me I mean just accept my personality and don't pretend to be something I'm not, or try to change it after so many years of trying tbh

ff5672  No.357297

File: c0deb85f778dd9e⋯.png (178.42 KB, 472x372, 118:93, ClipboardImage.png)

ff5672  No.357298

File: edf66ddfc7fee77⋯.png (1.01 MB, 720x720, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


ff5672  No.357299

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Can't believe this shit is a thing

ff5672  No.357300

File: cd7ae386547b358⋯.png (172.48 KB, 1784x341, 1784:341, ClipboardImage.png)

812b0e  No.357301

812b0e  No.357302

ff5672  No.357303

File: 8b4736e2b9148e0⋯.png (196.55 KB, 732x832, 183:208, ClipboardImage.png)

ff5672  No.357304

File: 37d9bf5f3827d24⋯.png (235.22 KB, 400x444, 100:111, ClipboardImage.png)

e29464  No.357305


>Alyssa Milano

She was my charmedfu smdh.

ff5672  No.357306

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Jesus Christ

96245d  No.357307

812b0e  No.357308




Keek love these

ff5672  No.357309

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fuck Kay

ff5672  No.357310


It's a giant statue

96245d  No.357311


ah but it's cool to follow your hobbies.

ff5672  No.357312

File: 4c8fb772ad07a72⋯.png (1.03 MB, 1041x841, 1041:841, ClipboardImage.png)

e2582a  No.357313


only the prince can do that

72d1e2  No.357314

File: eee982f2a69585f⋯.png (140.84 KB, 600x450, 4:3, 177.png)


The taste isn't getting any better




ff5672  No.357315


I don't think it's cool, obviously


>when you're just keeping your grapefruit warm on your dick and then a beautiful black goddess starts working it

72d1e2  No.357316

File: 2b72d65d4a065fa⋯.png (116.27 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1548062567433.png)

ff5672  No.357317

File: 2ceb85027160cd4⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.47 MB, 1200x1600, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

Khazar milkers inside

ff5672  No.357318


this girl is my gf

1529b3  No.357319


Hope she has an accident that makes her ugly

96245d  No.357320

72d1e2  No.357321

File: ad85a6173d8f442⋯.png (738.24 KB, 900x900, 1:1, e3042886abb65b213721ad9cd3….png)


g-gorilla m-milkers

ff5672  No.357322

File: 1e90843e68728ff⋯.png (387.11 KB, 894x894, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


b-but my fakemon

ff5672  No.357323

File: c3cd09d80446f9f⋯.png (707.15 KB, 742x845, 742:845, ClipboardImage.png)

812b0e  No.357324


Wher'd you get that from lad?

ff5672  No.357325

File: bc0db7182f3ff00⋯.gif (37.88 KB, 228x233, 228:233, 228px-KartoonTittiesForSub….gif)


/cow/. Can also find it googling for Aydin Paladin nudes

733231  No.357326

File: d0141e1620b1315⋯.jpg (14.68 KB, 210x316, 105:158, kwasi-289.jpg)

where da white wimmin MPs at?

ff5672  No.357327

733231  No.357328

File: decb17e4a043a8f⋯.png (9.31 KB, 858x608, 429:304, 1d30560501503c24666e450787….png)

ff5672  No.357329

File: 2f4da33b2313e87⋯.png (12.78 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 2f4da33b2313e874a5b206afd8….png)

ff5672  No.357330

File: 09512d7a44b2b4c⋯.png (656.63 KB, 1080x809, 1080:809, ClipboardImage.png)

Please make my fursona an official pokemon, game freak

733231  No.357331

File: 006ed3d03ca953b⋯.jpg (21.9 KB, 399x325, 399:325, 006ed3d03ca953bc8f69b08959….jpg)

72d1e2  No.357332

File: 61019052effb584⋯.jpg (836.76 KB, 1400x994, 100:71, 5c66e2153758f2cd7334756136….jpg)


This ends, right here, right fr*cken now.



e29464  No.357333


Little me liked JarJar Binx. Even had a mousepad with him on. Poor lad. Smh.

1529b3  No.357334

Who in this general has the most miserable life

392167  No.357335

File: fc25da7212a1a21⋯.png (1.3 MB, 1600x2560, 5:8, ClipboardImage.png)


please make me a pokemon lad

812b0e  No.357336


It's a toss up between Wessex and Dorset tbh

ff5672  No.357337

File: e329a510038f989⋯.png (311.18 KB, 1080x600, 9:5, ClipboardImage.png)

ff5672  No.357338


Wessex I guess. Dorshit seems more content

733231  No.357339

File: 241cf271c4222a6⋯.png (303.94 KB, 1053x1080, 39:40, 241cf271c4222a6d695a8550f0….png)

e2582a  No.357340


Dorshit at least threatens to make changes, even if he never follows through

ff5672  No.357341


Thanks, lad. My personal favourite is Binposter, wherever he might be.


he has a tarp now, lad

733231  No.357342

File: 71c4040dd5441c1⋯.jpg (11.24 KB, 361x177, 361:177, binlurking.jpg)


>Binposter, wherever he might be

ff5672  No.357343

File: 0076ce9e7080f72⋯.png (22.13 KB, 680x529, 680:529, 5778ee8ae22608ee0e415d2bf1….png)


Teehee found you! You are Binposter!

812b0e  No.357344



True, guess I'll sawp him out for that lad who keeps whining about his looks

ff5672  No.357345


keek I guess there is that lad who does nothing but whine. not even sure if real or acting

733231  No.357346

File: 16cdd16a24fad9f⋯.png (35.01 KB, 1106x529, 1106:529, 16cdd16a24fad9fb68892c2722….png)


haha you caught me!

812b0e  No.357347

File: 7ae21846a1c39e1⋯.png (101.86 KB, 393x401, 393:401, ClipboardImage.png)


What are you talking about lad? That's just a bin

7cda38  No.357348

I hate tripfags.

812b0e  No.357349


Riuned my joke smh

ff5672  No.357350








539e90  No.357351


only once though before his willy gets tired smh


you without a doubt, mr ugly



733231  No.357352

File: 3ffb4c545193a23⋯.png (5.99 KB, 567x606, 189:202, 3ffb4c545193a23bbd47f5999a….png)



get him 22!

7cda38  No.357353


Lonely tripfag, go make a discord and post your funny posts on there, you'll have your very own name so people will know it's you that posted the funny.

72d1e2  No.357354

File: 395cfd74ea5c34a⋯.jpg (84.64 KB, 800x1200, 2:3, 1c3eb8d5b9c56ea35c6110d0f7….jpg)


>He's not already in the super secret 22st Discord club where all his fresh oc gets posted first

o i am laffin at ur life

ff5672  No.357355

File: b949c6da367d382⋯.png (20.1 KB, 567x606, 189:202, 6c94821dc7b0c468412e7e9132….png)


*bangs lockers*


25699e  No.357356

File: 32595957d001f98⋯.jpg (96.11 KB, 1247x701, 1247:701, DwYs1AeXgAEfihd.jpg)

733231  No.357357

File: 3c85dd1214f49f1⋯.png (40.17 KB, 638x1070, 319:535, 3c85dd1214f49f19b655ec9d6c….png)


oh he's in trouble now!

ff5672  No.357358

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it all makes sense now

ff5672  No.357359


Learning new words every day. That's how I deliver newspapers tbh

b057e4  No.357360

File: 1388010b1a7475d⋯.png (6.81 KB, 285x374, 285:374, mmm1.png)

awwight chums?

733231  No.357361

File: deb725bc1caedd8⋯.jpg (53.35 KB, 234x327, 78:109, beheadthosewhoinsult22.jpg)

>the anti-trip poster has run away, scared

b057e4  No.357362


Think she's really qt, tbh.

*sends a superchat so she notices me

733231  No.357363


mummies love a nice big bin

812b0e  No.357364

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


All Rome will be amazed in such a victory, the day is ours

539e90  No.357365



ff5672  No.357366


cute in some pics maybe, but she's a chosen ayn rand lookalike

b057e4  No.357367


I'm attracted to her spergy persona.

ff5672  No.357368


haven't watched her much

812b0e  No.357369



b057e4  No.357370


Just caught her on some larger streams. She seems nice.

812b0e  No.357371


Apparently she was a pansexual, coalburning slag for a while

ff5672  No.357372

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

b057e4  No.357373


She's the accommodating type.

539e90  No.357374

File: 21f0b2ddd19db84⋯.jpg (98.19 KB, 750x750, 1:1, 1547227441906.jpg)

not long to wait now lads..

ff5672  No.357375

File: b984ca3d933943f⋯.png (1.17 MB, 1345x910, 269:182, ClipboardImage.png)

25699e  No.357376

File: 03fd64e10f81071⋯.jpg (286.71 KB, 960x960, 1:1, 15480085610831.jpg)

ff5672  No.357377


coo pic, shame about the anime

b057e4  No.357378


Was the end that bad? I've heard stories.

25699e  No.357379


I only know it from bonbi cosplay vids

ff5672  No.357380


I didn't finish it but I heard the same thing tbh

ff5672  No.357381

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

she is my gf

ff5672  No.357382

File: b3bac9eb585877e⋯.png (3.18 MB, 1280x1616, 80:101, ClipboardImage.png)

talk about hitting the wall top fucking keek

e2582a  No.357383

File: e4fa1c6cb0ea450⋯.png (503.73 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 2411ef0b0742c756cc8644c2d6….png)

ff5672  No.357384

File: d95ac55caa0a1ca⋯.png (784.63 KB, 1024x759, 1024:759, ClipboardImage.png)

go ahead, she wants you to

b057e4  No.357385


Her entire career was built on being a womanlet who could play believable teenagers until she was like 30. She's never going to work again, is she?

ff5672  No.357386

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


ff5672  No.357387


tbh keek

539e90  No.357388

File: 1ce5b2f5ab161ba⋯.jpg (65.18 KB, 419x700, 419:700, 1ce5b2f5ab161baf3e3771215e….jpg)


this is older than >>357382

really makes you think

25699e  No.357389



most lesbians are just larping at it because they cant find a good man

b7ed86  No.357390

File: 4e08c34628a44ea⋯.jpg (99.93 KB, 900x900, 1:1, 1523908465000.jpg)


>the gaped fruit doesn't like grapefruit

25699e  No.357391

File: d650ff97c58d257⋯.jpg (503.57 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 15480808561500.jpg)

539e90  No.357392

File: 649aa7291222cb8⋯.png (127.24 KB, 334x346, 167:173, 1544654170082.png)

ff5672  No.357393

File: 4a3c5bc533fdbe4⋯.png (1.2 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

Yeah I play video games, how could you tell?

5efcca  No.357394


plain black tights would look way better than those cat ones

ff5672  No.357395


Yeah I hate them

b7ed86  No.357396

File: 9ea0c13cb70b9ed⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 89.33 KB, 480x270, 16:9, ShyLongKronosaurus.webm)

>I keep having dreams of Milana and jewesses

ff5672  No.357397

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

b057e4  No.357398


I don't think that's how you play

539e90  No.357399


>tfw have so many dreams in one night i simply cant remember them

539e90  No.357400


wrap the cords around her neck

that'll sort her out

b057e4  No.357401

>when you're playing some Bonk's Revenge, and suddenly the console pulls you out of your chair, and all of your clothes fall off

smh. Every time!

25699e  No.357402


either would be OK IMO

539e90  No.357403

File: fab8ea1b61164a3⋯.png (48.65 KB, 645x773, 645:773, 1547005095714.png)

b057e4  No.357404

File: 37c9607efe16a1b⋯.jpg (19.58 KB, 291x264, 97:88, all that I see.JPG)

25699e  No.357405

File: 362108e22ae2fb3⋯.png (409.79 KB, 697x576, 697:576, image0.png)

b057e4  No.357406


keek. Always felt like cheating.

96245d  No.357407

Almost impossible to fly to Bhutan, why is this

25699e  No.357408


I used to to top-left and the blue/red one in the centre

b057e4  No.357409


No one knows where it is.

b7ed86  No.357410


It's between western china and western india, near nepal but seperated by india

get fucked, political geographylet

ff5672  No.357411

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


b7ed86  No.357412


western china and eastern india*

only two borders

96245d  No.357413


Skyscanner won't list any flights for it from anywhere.

b7ed86  No.357414


it looks cool, but i hate musicals, tbh

ff5672  No.357415

b7ed86  No.357416

File: d31615b1ff5d9f5⋯.webm (3.98 MB, 1528x640, 191:80, black people education.webm)


you wouldn't understand it's beauty, the sami brain is far surpassing wh*toid breins.

ff5672  No.357417



812b0e  No.357418


Fucking hell what's the context behind this?

>The white king killed Hannibal and ate him

Alpha as fuck

1529b3  No.357419

File: b27b9ed604ce14a⋯.jpg (15.77 KB, 400x400, 1:1, nurcfbc90h921.jpg)

Talking to girls as a non Chad is like pulling teeth I swear

b7ed86  No.357420


I kind of get that, but you know it's not important for every chick to be swooning over you in conversation lad.

539e90  No.357421

File: 9437ae31b3d98d6⋯.jpg (379.29 KB, 1111x597, 1111:597, golden lel.jpg)

539e90  No.357422


Why haven't you killed yourself yet? Just do it, nobody likes you

96245d  No.357423


Varies, I like chatting to Lasses.

1529b3  No.357424

File: aab905724cdc08c⋯.png (100.25 KB, 498x594, 83:99, aab905724cdc08ceba3df55bd0….png)


They aren't it's 2 in a fucking week m8, fucking 2, I've done one of those experiments where I use a Chads pics instead of mine and the girls practically harass You, they act how desperate men act, makes me want to jump off a bridge

25699e  No.357425


if you don't get any benefit from it then don't bother

1529b3  No.357426


Stop coping

ff5672  No.357427


>tfw she asks to be your gf but you can't answer because your mouth is full of fingers and devices

539e90  No.357428


stop being ugly lol

1529b3  No.357429


What the fuck am I supposed to do then

96245d  No.357430

If you want to be happy online dating, just never lower yourself to the desperate messaging stage. If someone doesn't reply, just don't think about it.

1529b3  No.357431


I don't do the desperate I just don't try talking to them but it's fucking awful

ff5672  No.357432

File: 9354eed40508364⋯.jpg (130.71 KB, 459x448, 459:448, 9354eed40508364b2ab540a354….jpg)


>when you can see your messages are read but never replied to


539e90  No.357433


Kill yourself

You are genetically inferior

ff5672  No.357434

what do normies talk about after saying "hi"?

ff5672  No.357435

File: 3ed6076594e0bd9⋯.png (11.86 KB, 329x204, 329:204, ClipboardImage.png)


1529b3  No.357436


And you arent

96245d  No.357437


I've only seen a few conversations of others but usually I comment on their username or photo.

539e90  No.357438


I'm not, no.

I'm not ugly, I don't have acne on my scalp, I don't have a deformed face, nor do I have an unhealthy view of women and life in general.



b057e4  No.357439


Is this Norwegian humour?

539e90  No.357440

>having to chase women instead of them chasing you

can't imagine what it's like tbh

its rather pathetic for a man to have to be the one to initiate anything


b7ed86  No.357441

File: 7edcec11540e7e3⋯.jpg (683.13 KB, 1920x1078, 960:539, Jewess 859.jpg)


Stop trying to get a gf if it brings so much trouble your way. You're not much better than Chad when all you want out of a girl is her companionship, sexual or otherwise. Just be a fucking person and do proper person stuff like interacting with the people around you without any contempt or expectation.

You seem to be a dog chasing cars.

ff5672  No.357442


fml is international, but jod looks a little like the Norwegian word for Jews I guess, jøde

b057e4  No.357443


tbh, the whole concept of "dating" is pretty debasing. A man should be proving himself, and then receiving women, not groveling for a sniff.

a23c75  No.357444

File: d8788c5512c0584⋯.png (34.06 KB, 128x128, 1:1, cromwell.png)

>it's a women episode

ff5672  No.357445

File: 758903dfb57a631⋯.png (81.72 KB, 812x734, 406:367, ClipboardImage.png)

>Yeah I'm a conservative Christian girl not like the other girls, why do you ask?

b057e4  No.357446

539e90  No.357447


trust you to appear when its mentioned keek



b7ed86  No.357448

File: 03e5c029da522fc⋯.jpg (139.07 KB, 1080x1078, 540:539, Jewess 444.jpg)

a23c75  No.357449

File: 3831f39c2c4a393⋯.jpg (111.21 KB, 1080x1321, 1080:1321, gun.jpg)


What are you implying

539e90  No.357450


>not having a 16yo Methodist wife

smh lad

812b0e  No.357451


Tbh, but sometimes you've got to get the ball rolling yourself

539e90  No.357452

File: 6699712b1b7d2b9⋯.png (335.62 KB, 358x465, 358:465, wink.png)

a23c75  No.357453



It should be this way though, think about the ramifications if women were the ones who are supposed to initiate these things all the time



539e90  No.357454

File: 5d9e18da89c119b⋯.png (514.91 KB, 430x546, 215:273, l.png)

>tfw shes become really isolated recently

a23c75  No.357455


go to her

ff5672  No.357456


That didn't work out for you though

b057e4  No.357457

File: b38dcc06f8536fa⋯.png (20.32 KB, 553x613, 553:613, igh iq2.png)

lovely chews

539e90  No.357458


her last video was "how to get over a breakup" over 2 months ago but hinted it was about a crush

she also deleted her insta


she's too old for me now smh

539e90  No.357459

File: 5e048556a65439e⋯.jpg (63.29 KB, 526x400, 263:200, devilpepe.jpg)

25699e  No.357460


find something more satisfying to do

b057e4  No.357461

File: f571a7071fc311c⋯.jpg (144.76 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, 1516183690595.jpg)

>dark little mouse gf who thinks farts are funny

ff5672  No.357462

File: c5b317697298e1a⋯.png (502.82 KB, 507x629, 507:629, ClipboardImage.png)

go on a date with me

a23c75  No.357463


You don't have a clue, also fuck off


How old is she? If it's a few years that's alright, and they're usually better anyway

539e90  No.357464

539e90  No.357465


like 25


ff5672  No.357466

File: cc3635081674f74⋯.jpg (94.25 KB, 471x388, 471:388, 1546420113610.jpg)


>You don't have a clue, also fuck off

I was afraid it would be too mean but I couldn't help it keek

539e90  No.357467


don't worry, just let him make a joke about your dick and it's even

72d1e2  No.357468

File: 71036094c8660aa⋯.png (3.11 MB, 1828x1025, 1828:1025, 1455438128884.png)

post characters that are literally you

539e90  No.357469

File: 83cb2496356584f⋯.jpg (64.59 KB, 612x612, 1:1, merry.jpg)

a23c75  No.357470


hmmm might be a bit too far

On the other hand, who else is there?


No lad just never wade into shit you don't know about to try and make a shitty joke

ff5672  No.357471

File: 80527a2e6e58370⋯.jpg (27.13 KB, 708x480, 59:40, 80527a2e6e5837052a57ab6007….jpg)

gays and yellow fever people everywhere. sometimes they are both

ff5672  No.357472

File: e201cb585162ec1⋯.jpg (53.75 KB, 784x911, 784:911, 1543418230520.jpg)


>No lad just never wade into shit you don't know about to try and make a shitty joke

539e90  No.357473


there are plenty of women out there

i'd probably take her but im not interested in the faff of travel and internet communications personally

72d1e2  No.357474

File: dddef7d44746a51⋯.png (2.03 MB, 3000x1818, 500:303, cb961955b9f687100d83a933ea….png)

>It's a Herts stumbles into the thread and refuses to answer people's questions and gets angry when he gets called out episode

96245d  No.357475


>Filipino aupairs pushing baby Norwegians around.

Germany and the Nordic countries are so cheap tbh, in that regard.

25699e  No.357476

File: 19c7683e88079ad⋯.jpg (183.04 KB, 376x500, 94:125, 9216175383_1c66834508.jpg)

ff5672  No.357477

a23c75  No.357478

>faggot thinks anyone will give him the time of day


first time I ever filtered someone but there we are


God you're autistic


Find someone else lad

Go to a pumpkin patch

539e90  No.357479

you scared him away, well done 22

539e90  No.357480

my mistake AAAHH

539e90  No.357481


>pumpkin patch


72d1e2  No.357482

File: ceb2a8b2d571e42⋯.jpg (133.51 KB, 942x1334, 471:667, 4aff99705a5b12c778b7beb7b8….jpg)


You still read my message and I know it struck you

1529b3  No.357483

File: 11eb4ecfbef0429⋯.png (470.41 KB, 500x913, 500:913, 11eb4ecfbef0429e7b53d56c11….png)


> nor do I have an unhealthy view of women and life in general.

539e90  No.357484

File: a7d8e309f231581⋯.jpg (124.51 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, YOULL NEVER STOP ME.jpg)


a23c75  No.357485


meet lasses there lad

539e90  No.357486


a pumpkin farm? what

a23c75  No.357487


No a pumpkin patch

Because it's social and provides a good conversation starter

539e90  No.357488


wtf is a pumpkin patch?

ff5672  No.357489

File: cf3e48c1162dc08⋯.png (10.07 KB, 468x118, 234:59, ClipboardImage.png)

539e90  No.357490

File: d06a052c57f8411⋯.png (46.22 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1546950443758.png)



ff5672  No.357491


so what exactly did you lift, dude

e4e079  No.357492

File: 35ba6729b4f16ac⋯.png (25.94 KB, 680x515, 136:103, 35ba6729b4f16acb973bb7c91c….png)

>accidentally had a wank

539e90  No.357493

File: 0f7d3c2f8d1c431⋯.png (8.43 KB, 472x408, 59:51, dorsepepeback.png)

a23c75  No.357494

ff5672  No.357495

File: c13ea9e89c184cf⋯.png (13.08 KB, 520x501, 520:501, 2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)


>tfw mummy will see the stained briefs

539e90  No.357496


i just never go outside

i am going camping in next couple days

i am going to stay for months and not see anyone i hope

ff5672  No.357497


Won't somebody chase you off their land?

a23c75  No.357498


You should embrace Rousseau's philosophy and live the life of a noble savage

539e90  No.357499


we have public land too lad

539e90  No.357500

e4e079  No.357501


>i am going camping in next couple days

it's januray lad, it'll be fucking freezing at night

539e90  No.357502

File: 77843fd0812f166⋯.png (112.47 KB, 812x760, 203:190, 1545534255310.png)


>not layering properly and using wrapping your blanket in a certain way

i sweating like a pedo in a playground lad

e4e079  No.357503

File: 78c99d7e9bd53ce⋯.png (444.75 KB, 1024x595, 1024:595, 109d73f14bfddfef248a2dc7d4….png)


>>not layering properly and using wrapping your blanket in a certain way

>i sweating like a pedo in a playground lad

wew lad, didn't realise you were so high iq that you invented your own grammar

539e90  No.357504


sorry lad i wasn't paying attention watching ray mears in another tab tbh

812b0e  No.357505

b057e4  No.357506

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


812b0e  No.357507


>Chooses the coldest time of year

Nice planning there champ

539e90  No.357508


why not tbh

dont be a pussy

812b0e  No.357509


Fucking keeeeek, I'll just let you find this out for yourself

e4e079  No.357510


have you ever been camping in january before?

539e90  No.357511


you think im going unprepared lad?

72d1e2  No.357512

File: 46e917cb29c6468⋯.png (433.77 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 7dd768822461019fca32972f87….png)


weights, what else?

ff5672  No.357513

File: 3edb5604f770624⋯.png (768.78 KB, 690x772, 345:386, ClipboardImage.png)

> ywn own this much land and put up a huge fence around it

ff5672  No.357514


what weights, dude?

e4e079  No.357515


>you think im going unprepared lad?

yes, to quote you

>I never go outside

then the next thing you say is you're going camping in january, the worst time of year to go

ff5672  No.357516

539e90  No.357517


i was speaking about going outside socially

but anyway i am going to prove you wrong

e4e079  No.357518


have you ever been camping in january before?

72d1e2  No.357519

File: 21e152f5925931e⋯.png (635.21 KB, 1078x766, 539:383, 3b79bb186d3294a17d4996220f….png)


The weights in my house

b057e4  No.357520

Haha. Time to watch little girl animes

ff5672  No.357521


show us

72d1e2  No.357522

File: b5d8d3d0a61fc84⋯.png (335.27 KB, 650x728, 25:28, c1d39cfdfb6dff76afaa0f36f3….png)


fyi everyone he asked me to record myself lifting today and also wanted me to give the recording to him

ff5672  No.357523


>she has farty pants

72d1e2  No.357524

File: cf9586292fbf0dc⋯.png (795.29 KB, 1000x1012, 250:253, 034bde099c94d0bf77d5a11d2f….png)

ff5672  No.357525

File: 9bcb1034f35f26a⋯.jpg (7.78 KB, 251x242, 251:242, 1543241342220.jpg)


Yeah let's not start sharing things said in discord

72d1e2  No.357526

File: 921352e7d7141c1⋯.jpg (96.39 KB, 1334x750, 667:375, 6a79db05449987a80fd38964d6….jpg)




ff5672  No.357527

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.



*runs away*

539e90  No.357528


I know how to keep warm in freezing weather cos I'm not a moron like you

ff5672  No.357529

File: 9cffdfd7bd77566⋯.png (50.54 KB, 657x527, 657:527, Scotlass.png)


that's better

e4e079  No.357530

File: e425cf56b7002ed⋯.png (157.71 KB, 737x758, 737:758, angrysmokingfattywojak.png)


>I know how to keep warm in freezing weather cos I'm not a moron like you

for the third time of asking:

have you ever been camping in January before?

539e90  No.357531



But I am going to

And when I return I shall btfo you and force you to grovel at my feet, boy

b7ed86  No.357532

File: f9a9f33f781edaa⋯.jpg (113.88 KB, 326x501, 326:501, 2jmh8y.jpg)

ff5672  No.357533


are monsters out and about in January or something, lad? I don't believe in them tbh

e4e079  No.357534

File: 7b9d242116353c3⋯.jpg (70.56 KB, 1050x656, 525:328, ShiningEnding1-1050x656.jpg)


you're in for a shock

539e90  No.357535


I doubt it

unless you think 5c is freezing

ff5672  No.357536

File: c4536f9665f7b49⋯.jpg (5.93 KB, 235x215, 47:43, c4536f9665f7b49fe7ce17ce34….jpg)

>a year is broken into quarters but spring doesn't start at the beginning of the year

who the heek came up with this iderr?

e4e079  No.357537


>are monsters out and about in January or something, lad?

It's just fucking cold, damp, wet, dark, and generally unpleasant. It's the worst time of year to go camping, and you're basically guaranteed a miserable time, wearing damp clothes that never dry out, and trying to keep warm at night, and in the worst case scenarios, basically trying not to die, failing in some cases

72d1e2  No.357538

File: d8a190e06fbe76b⋯.jpg (1.22 MB, 3214x3242, 1607:1621, 43459c561e62fc820df6267ebb….jpg)


ahhhh that's a really cute pic


ff5672  No.357539

File: 4510a707d46887e⋯.png (444.92 KB, 500x333, 500:333, ClipboardImage.png)

Imagine being held in place by such a tiny fence

74ea08  No.357540


reminder that she is literally an escort from Hove

539e90  No.357541


probably christians


e4e079  No.357542


>unless you think 5c is freezing

it's been -5 at night where I live. Where are you going camping?

ff5672  No.357543

File: fe83ad0aabbc735⋯.png (2.79 KB, 235x59, 235:59, ClipboardImage.png)

539e90  No.357544


imagine being as weak as you lol

8c42e0  No.357545

72d1e2  No.357546

File: 1a8cd9d8f3c4fa3⋯.jpg (122.12 KB, 900x900, 1:1, 108c8c324593ffbe30a4f773d9….jpg)


what does this post mean?

8c42e0  No.357547

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

e4e079  No.357548


lad, you admitted you've never been camping in january, so you have basically no idea what you're doing

539e90  No.357549


you obviously have no idea either

shut the fuck up complaining you sad little man

sort yourself out or kill yourself

e4e079  No.357550


>you obviously have no idea either

>shut the fuck up complaining you sad little man

>sort yourself out or kill yourself

mother nature doesn't care how big your ego is

what kit do you have? most people find their 4 season sleeping bag isn't actually 4 seasons. Waterproof gear isn't fully waterproof. Tents leak in bad conditions, and collapse in strong winds. your clothes get damp and never dry out, so does your sleeping bag, after a few nights in the cold, being fucking wet through and freezing, you'll either go home - and brag on here about how much you enjoyed the camping - or die

ff5672  No.357551


When I first made it and posted it at you

ff5672  No.357552

File: cb8238b909f2311⋯.png (52.37 KB, 250x174, 125:87, ClipboardImage.png)


is this another one of those incel people?

25699e  No.357553

Lads, post pics of your home gyms

539e90  No.357554

File: e74999e9e473b01⋯.jpg (107.36 KB, 800x450, 16:9, swiss.jpg)

72d1e2  No.357555

File: 23285a7686d97a7⋯.jpg (115.76 KB, 900x900, 1:1, Basshunter.jpg)

Why yes, I do play Defence of the Ancients. How could you tell?


ohhhh I remember you posted that now. That was when you thought I was a girl

ff5672  No.357556

File: b3931b2ebd7fefd⋯.png (321.91 KB, 634x440, 317:220, ClipboardImage.png)

Air Taiwan lady forced to wipe Americans ass

>A 31-stone passenger forced flight attendants to strip him in a toilet and wipe his backside as he allegedly 'moaned with pleasure' during a long-haul flight.

>The flight attendant said the large customer, who is thought to be American, made her and her colleagues undress him in a lavatory and clean his rear, asking staff to go 'deeper', during the trip from the United States to Taiwan.

>The incident took place during on a flight from Los Angeles to Taiwan's Taoyuan airport on Saturday, with the passenger - a Caucasian male - yet to be named.

>The stewardess, named only as her last name of Kuo, who was also Chief Purser on the flight, said in a press conference that her crew helped to pull down the passenger's pants and wipe his backside after he finished relieving himself.

e4e079  No.357557

File: f85954d83921463⋯.png (104.64 KB, 1000x980, 50:49, 113f34b95550daac80bd3a2c50….png)


lad, you're going to have such a shit time and you deserve it tbh

ff5672  No.357558


yeah, but you are just another guy s mh

e4e079  No.357559

File: fe9a5a73df746c8⋯.png (6.75 KB, 200x128, 25:16, c39fc829d5e504c9f8833cbd0a….png)

wessex camping poll

wessex camping poll

wessex camping poll




cf1419  No.357560

File: 452827c4d644725⋯.gif (88.38 KB, 457x402, 457:402, 1544988705165.gif)

>mummy asked me about the prince's body

539e90  No.357561


i doubt it

im not one of those boomer faggots that gets sad that it rains or is a bit windy

bad weather is a meme and if i went outside right now i would start sweating because i know how to actually dress during winter unlike most people

e4e079  No.357562


did she ask how big his benis is?

539e90  No.357563



lol so you are not only dumb but blind as well

cf1419  No.357564


She wants to know if he eats anything as he's so skinny.

e4e079  No.357565


oh it's Dorshit, not Wessex, that explains why you're being such a tit

539e90  No.357566


maybe he wanks too much and loses vital calories that way

72d1e2  No.357567

File: 8954bde016c24c9⋯.jpg (334.82 KB, 545x1000, 109:200, 40b99d047184455c4c8c62aaab….jpg)


what if I lop it off for you lad? I'm sure a few years of estro will lower me down to your height

I can be a cute girl for you owo

539e90  No.357568


which are you? the ugly cunt?

ff5672  No.357569


I'd hope you die from complications from the surgery to spare you the misery.


Does he have a giant birth mark or mole?

b057e4  No.357570

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Infectious. This series is stupid.

72d1e2  No.357571

File: 6b0c393dcc9fe06⋯.jpg (1.68 MB, 1200x1600, 3:4, 2d3cb619aac5f1824d2de2dda7….jpg)


You're a good lad, a based lad and most importantly the best poster lad

cf1419  No.357572


He maintains a healthy wanking schedule I believe. He just had to teach me how to use a willy properly on Saturday and how it works as I thought it could just keep producing cummies over and over again.

ff5672  No.357573



ff5672  No.357574


You make a decent second rate Bins

cf1419  No.357575


I'm not going to describe it for you, but there's no grotesque marks.

ff5672  No.357576

File: 9ae6d7181d66063⋯.jpg (18.85 KB, 332x351, 332:351, 9ae6d7181d66063ea71bdc4fb9….jpg)

539e90  No.357577


no such thing as a healthy wank schedule lass

lmao you thought a dick could just keep cumming? lmao

cf1419  No.357578


Yeah I just thought it could be used over and over again and no breaks were required. I thought there was an endless stream of cummies.

539e90  No.357579


i don't believe you actually thought this..

you cant be THAT stupid

b7ed86  No.357580

File: 0b442b8848297f0⋯.jpg (111.48 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, Jewess 462.jpg)

oh geez

ff5672  No.357581


well you wouldn't acknowledge it as grotesque as he's the prince, we'll need to see pics so we can judge for ourselves



>not stupid

72d1e2  No.357582

File: 3b9ce4057a08306⋯.jpg (712.87 KB, 1049x1488, 1049:1488, 3e66ddf4d649e19758e6524aea….jpg)


You know what I'll take it


b057e4  No.357583


Aww. Cute

cf1419  No.357584



Sounds like you know a lot about willies. Bet you've studied them a lot.


>he's knowledgeable about penis

Knew it.

539e90  No.357585


I've studied my own, an absolute mammoth of a thing.

ff5672  No.357586



it's either "the penis" or "peni", lass

cf1419  No.357587




>don't exist anymore

Tranny filth.

cf1419  No.357588


Shut up it's his little fellow.

ff5672  No.357589


>little fellow


8c42e0  No.357590


yeah. just slagging lads off for being so gay when attempting female approach.

seemed relevant with all the "need GF" chat.

539e90  No.357591


I bet you are so dumb you don't even know how a vagina works.

ff5672  No.357592

oh, it's ironic

b057e4  No.357593


El Peniei

ff5672  No.357594


autists often inappropriately touch themselves tbh

cf1419  No.357595


I know how a fanny works you "mamooth willy man".

b057e4  No.357596


Back of the knee?

539e90  No.357597


bet you ave an orrible fanny tbf



cf1419  No.357598

All this talk of my fanny is a plot to get me to share pictures of it. It's not for sale, not even for free.

8c42e0  No.357599

File: ab6eac1e2fedbee⋯.png (154.48 KB, 640x610, 64:61, Bleu Blurred Reeee Pepe.png)

much dissent among the throng this eve…

ff5672  No.357600

File: 0e73462c095eb5b⋯.png (559.2 KB, 640x458, 320:229, ClipboardImage.png)

>mammoths don't exist

his dick is just a dried up old husk's all

539e90  No.357601


nobody wants to see it, dont know where you got that idea into your head


539e90  No.357602

i bet it looks like the mouth of a snake

cf1419  No.357603


Keep at it, extinct willy.

539e90  No.357604


*tries to think of a comeback but i just cant*


b057e4  No.357605

File: 71e84f69e85f928⋯.jpg (10.33 KB, 292x264, 73:66, darkness imprisoning me.JPG)

>all this bully

ff5672  No.357606


What's going on, buddy?

8c42e0  No.357607

File: 71a9476498b03d7⋯.jpg (112.63 KB, 1000x850, 20:17, Popcorn Pepe.jpg)

ff5672  No.357608

File: e92c2a0fc8c5123⋯.png (736.73 KB, 768x783, 256:261, ClipboardImage.png)

539e90  No.357609

sweating so bad right now and im naked

8c42e0  No.357610

File: 9ae12ca24cf96c5⋯.jpg (72.54 KB, 693x448, 99:64, Crying Pepe with Hands.jpg)


genital name calling.

ff5672  No.357611


what do you call yours?

ff5672  No.357612


your body can't wait to be in nature, lad. might as well pull a good ol' nude camping

8c42e0  No.357613

File: 0e27a7a6fda4a1c⋯.jpg (45.79 KB, 340x270, 34:27, King Pepe VIII.jpg)


sated. always.

ff5672  No.357614

File: 4fa99744d4c9f37⋯.png (29.49 KB, 633x825, 211:275, b71a9ea60a04f2606297c35576….png)

>when you lock your room because you don't want to disturbed

>they just assume I'm masturbating

I'm not

96245d  No.357615

File: 75d55bf5cde8b2c⋯.pdf (9.59 MB, To See Who Was Best on New….pdf)


kek, your family sound so extroverted lad.

539e90  No.357616

This movie was so confusing. You would only understand it if you were a sailor in that century, which no one is. There were too many characters for you to know their names, the director expected you to catch their names when they said them, they didn't have anyone say "Sir this is Cpt.Jack Aubrey" or anything like that. You had to give everyone nicknames, like the little boy with one arm or his friend or Pippin! When the guy on top of the sail thing died, I thought they killed off Billy Boyd because I didn't know his name. The worst performance in this movie would have to be Russel Crowe's. His voice is too deep and soft for you to understand. Plus, what makes a good movie is if it has at least one joke. The funniest part in this movie was the "lesser of two weavles" and that wasn't even all that funny. I just don't see how people compared this terrible movie to the great "Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl". "Pirates" was great, this was just plain pathetic. Pirates had a great introduction of characters with the whole "What's your name?/Will Turner" also "Well, well, well, Jack Sparrow isn't it?/Actually, it's Captain Jack Sparrow" and it actually had a plot! I never want to hear Master and Commander again! Another terrible thing about the movie was, gore. I know they didn't have good medicine back then, but did they really have to show the pain on the poor boys face when he got his arm cut off?! There was too much implied gore for a PG-13 movie. Again, Pirates was great with that, they only showed the people's feet, this showed people getting stabbed and shot. Plus, it was so unbelievable when the doctor operated on HIMSELF! Thank god, I saw Shrek 2 the same day I saw this piece of garbage. THERE WERE ONLY A FEW GIRLS WHO HAD NO LINES!!! I give this crap a 0/1,000

ff5672  No.357617


I thought I told you "ew", lad. Go away

ff5672  No.357618


I'm not reading that

96245d  No.357619


8c42e0  No.357620


some depressing research on onanism and porn in the vid. least it`s depressing for those with no other options.

ff5672  No.357621


No option but porn and odinism?

bbb82d  No.357622


what the actual fuck is wrong with people that pay patreon thots? seriously. that's an average of $65/month, who the fuck voluntarily pays some slut $65/month to make 15 second ahegao videos on tiktok?


>spicposters understand of the bible is exactly that of a 12 year old fedoratipper

>there is no logic, just pure emotion, no attempt to truly understand

it's a crock of shit made up by jews. it's not logical and anybody that believes in it is retarded and a bad person


keek, it looks so much like him






best piece of advice anybody can give is to maximize your appearance. if you're unnattractive, then getting women is an extreme uphill battle, but if you're attractive, then it's easy. granted, your potential for attractiveness is partially determined by your genetics/development, but there's still a lot you can do the make the most of it and those things will help


finally coming around, 'ey Dorse?


yeah it's stupid, I think of Winter as beginning in November but it's really like 4 days before christmas or something ridiculous


now you have to get married

ff5672  No.357623

File: b75c03c0ba2b67b⋯.png (73.57 KB, 220x250, 22:25, ClipboardImage.png)

dropped my work phone, it's out of reach. I won't be able to answer it if it rings

539e90  No.357624

spics arrived

looks like its time for me to leave lest i lose some IQ points by reading his post

25699e  No.357625

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

ff5672  No.357626

File: 759951e9e4057fd⋯.png (93.17 KB, 250x237, 250:237, 1472836330643.png)

ff5672  No.357627


Don't you love it when you can't tell if it's ironic or not. smh

ff5672  No.357628

File: b93ed0c49fb7047⋯.png (332 KB, 657x437, 657:437, ClipboardImage.png)


25699e  No.357629


probably is, but gets away with it because wamen

ff5672  No.357630

File: 2d31a3058eca9e6⋯.png (12.41 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 1b944207d54c7e6ff98be74c8c….png)

um no I'm not trying to rack up my post count

cf1419  No.357631


>doesn't pick it up when it rings

>mummy arrives home

>"why didn't you answer me? I was going to ask if you wanted some treats. Guess you don't get any now."

539e90  No.357632


sadly there are people who genuinely believe that though

8c42e0  No.357633

File: 13adc5f2be827a7⋯.jpg (7.12 KB, 227x222, 227:222, Party Pepe Baloon.jpg)


lel. all about the one eyed one and the one man party.

72d1e2  No.357634

File: f220ec60c0ca32e⋯.png (1.58 MB, 2480x3508, 620:877, 2e4885671e4f7ea1ac24650f68….png)


sure thing

539e90  No.357635


do you give the prince treats? what sweeties does he like?

5efcca  No.357636

File: 50ff74d8cddb4b6⋯.jpg (26.75 KB, 773x480, 773:480, Honeyview_image.jpg)

Any of you seen that M. Night Shamylan movie Glass that came out recently? Off to see it with friends on Thursday, wondering if it's any good.

ff5672  No.357637


um she doesn't ring the work phone, sweetie


imagine becoming rich simply by having a cleavage and owning a camera


keek. that's pretty clever, lad. bravo


I saw the prequels. I only really like the first one. It's my favourite Shyamalan film

72d1e2  No.357638

File: 421d106c8813f77⋯.jpg (102.17 KB, 1081x1017, 1081:1017, 8583885.jpg)


I heard the first half is brilliant, but after that it's a complete disaster

Have fun anyway, lad

25699e  No.357639

File: 97975e39e3ce656⋯.jpg (92.7 KB, 1080x1069, 1080:1069, FB_IMG_1545475015632.jpg)

539e90  No.357640


i dont want to be rich

if i was though, i'd build a somewhat large but comfy building that doubles as a house and something else, with a cool courtyard, arches and spiral towers, in the heart of devon probably smh

5efcca  No.357641


>tfw eaten pizza like twice in my whole life and didn't like it either time

Feels like I'm missing out on something everybody else gets.

ff5672  No.357642

File: 85962ed5ebce97b⋯.png (256.93 KB, 893x328, 893:328, ClipboardImage.png)

I can't get over how little that is


I want to be rich

392167  No.357643

File: 190a4e1c6c451dd⋯.png (664.64 KB, 500x750, 2:3, ClipboardImage.png)

539e90  No.357644


why lad? smh

25699e  No.357645


council tax bands though

539e90  No.357646


i dont know why people like it tbh


whats wrong mlass

cf1419  No.357647


I'm not sure. We haven't been in a situation where we've shared sweets before but I saw a Galaxy bar in his fridge. I forgot my blueberries one day and left them at his and he ate them, so he likes them. Blueberries are a treat.

72d1e2  No.357648

File: 77b4c7e3563ae35⋯.jpg (963.8 KB, 1200x1697, 1200:1697, a246d79e893cac4244c09dd1de….jpg)


wow lad

it's like muslims and pork, kinda

539e90  No.357649



hes a good lad

cf1419  No.357650


Hands off. He's mine.

539e90  No.357651


hes probably not hairy enough for my liking

ff5672  No.357652


Do more posts like this, lass


Why wouldn't you want to be rich, lad? A big fenced property pls stay out


sounds like you'll come back from work a lot of days looking forward to something you left in the fridge only to find him busy eating it

cf1419  No.357653


I'm sure I'd forgive him.


You like hairy men? I know one. >>357652

25699e  No.357654


what is your definition of rich?

8c42e0  No.357655


noice. *smugness intensifies

539e90  No.357656


I like myself, yes.


because i dont want material wealth

having land and property isnt really the same as being rich

i guess by rich you mean property not money

8c42e0  No.357657

File: d8efacb09948a16⋯.jpg (254.29 KB, 1298x1316, 649:658, Kebab Cut Pepe.jpg)


also don`t "get" pizza

599578  No.357658

File: aec55abbf97d20f⋯.png (142.73 KB, 220x333, 220:333, robocop2.png)

599578  No.357659


actually it's 1990, I made a mistake

72d1e2  No.357660

File: b484f62c4539617⋯.jpg (436.34 KB, 552x720, 23:30, 68e031966e9187dc4a2b943a3a….jpg)


I'm too tired to join, going to bed soon. Enjoy the movie lads n lasses

ff5672  No.357661


Having millions at your disposal I guess.


Well property is money, but yeah I'd prefer just a place to live and have a family.

>ywn go back in time when settlers would just walk into the wilderness and size up a giant property for themselves and buy it for nothing and over the years build yourself up as a big farmerboi

Imagine living self-sufficiently in a place so far from the bullies that there isn't even way for a sleigh to get there

b057e4  No.357662


Maybe it was bad pizza.

539e90  No.357663


smh you filthy materialist

ff5672  No.357664


Dorset is hairier than me tbh

ff5672  No.357665


I guess

5efcca  No.357666

File: b5efa91923fc04e⋯.png (198.89 KB, 499x499, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


neo on the right

kay and prince on the left

539e90  No.357667


*punches you*

539e90  No.357668



ff5672  No.357669

File: 3cf446ccd8fcec2⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 82.76 KB, 405x179, 405:179, ClipboardImage.png)

Losing weight is having some unforeseen consequences


*gets hit* Where do you want to lvie then, ald?

bbb82d  No.357670

File: 5e048556a65439e⋯.jpg (63.29 KB, 526x400, 263:200, 5e048556a65439e76a0e6ea2c1….jpg)


my thoughts exactly

ff5672  No.357671

File: b816243a2be53bf⋯.png (2.98 MB, 2016x1512, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 4f4c06ad6f7dc55⋯.png (184.14 KB, 797x894, 797:894, be67498b572c743eef2c6118cf….png)

>Mummy bought me an osteloff with barely any cheese on it

25699e  No.357672


I can remember a time when a single million was rich smh

ff5672  No.357673

File: 07f93709c749903⋯.png (70.28 KB, 886x886, 1:1, 1547233151225.png)


Did I say a single million


ff5672  No.357674

File: 71c56ec8c305d1d⋯.png (4.04 KB, 317x95, 317:95, ca47022eb360f48249fbefd80f….png)

gotta reply to people asap so I can make as many posts as possible

539e90  No.357675


in an isolated valley, im not fussed about the housing, wouldnt mind building something myself even if its a primitive wooden shack

but its not going to happen

best i can hope for is to live in the welsh or scottish mountains in a tent

8c42e0  No.357676


cheesy bap.

anxious brother? nail biter? better than pillow biter tbf.

539e90  No.357677

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

ff5672  No.357678

File: 97dff7e42abf3a1⋯.png (560.86 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png)


You think you are better than me, lad?


got to eat something when I'm starving tbh

bbb82d  No.357679

gonna do all my personal grooming tasks except facial hair today ('cause there isn't enough charge on the buzzer to do that too) and get my teeth extra clean and whiten them later. also gotta do laundry

then tomorrow I'll do facial hair and get a haircut

539e90  No.357680


maybe i am, at certain things

but they are things you are better than me at

539e90  No.357681


there are*

ff5672  No.357682


all of the differences added up you think you're better than me, admit it

539e90  No.357683

539e90  No.357684

dont take it personally

i think i am better than nearly everyone

cf1419  No.357685

File: 70c0b2cac34916f⋯.gif (52.18 KB, 280x438, 140:219, 1473072567312.gif)




What even is that?


Guess you should have answered your phone.

ff5672  No.357686


>What even is that?

a belly. Not entirely sure what those things on it are though, I forget. They look hard.

>Guess you should have answered your phone.

smh it was probably the best they had, she probably touched them all with her hands and put them back until she found the best.


makes sense I guess we all feel this way about ourselves sometimes

96245d  No.357687

Not all people.

cf1419  No.357688

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>22st greets his mother

ff5672  No.357689


tbh all mama's bois know how to manipulate their mummies

ff5672  No.357690

File: 617797da75fa7ef⋯.png (2.41 MB, 1670x940, 167:94, ClipboardImage.png)

No comment

ff5672  No.357691

File: 42e3d2f3c7677ce⋯.png (326.12 KB, 442x773, 442:773, ClipboardImage.png)

Happy birthday little Princess

cf1419  No.357692


I am sure she is reading this right now.

ff5672  No.357693

File: e39b09df650fbf1⋯.png (590.79 KB, 580x435, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)



ff5672  No.357694

File: 19ca80136254547⋯.png (4.94 MB, 1920x1329, 640:443, ClipboardImage.png)


Do you think?

539e90  No.357695


i'll fuck norwegian people if you want me to

cf1419  No.357696


Perfect! We have our very own token Norwegian here.

ff5672  No.357697

cf1419  No.357698


Second time I've been called that today.

ff5672  No.357699


Makes sense to call people by what they are tbh. Who else was being observant?

cf1419  No.357700

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>42 inches tall

>52 inch waist


cf1419  No.357701


I text the prince "cute bum" at lunchtime and he text back with "pervert".

ff5672  No.357702

File: ad3f5c9d267765f⋯.png (210.94 KB, 300x400, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

Kek she's had that kind of smug face since birth


he's so proper. I love him


Millennial Woes?

ff5672  No.357703

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Jesus Christ it is Woes

539e90  No.357704


im scared of being called a perve tbh

ff5672  No.357705

At what age do you think dwarfs learn to use the potty?

cf1419  No.357706

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ff5672  No.357707

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b057e4  No.357708

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ff5672  No.357709

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ff5672  No.357710

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I love how they just took a frame from a video keek

bbb82d  No.357711


what was the original, instead of "Manlets"?

ff5672  No.357712


refugees I guess. idno

bbb82d  No.357713

gonna have leftover lasagna

ff5672  No.357714

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539e90  No.357715

i cringe at videos of people talking to their phone/camera in public

ff5672  No.357716


mummy gave me one of those earpieces for my phone so I can talk on the phone without holding it up to my ear.

ff5672  No.357717

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it's time

539e90  No.357718


do people look at you strange in public?

ff5672  No.357719


I haven't used it yet, but yeah I bet

>I'll have to react passive aggressively to them pointing at my ear thingy when they think i am talking to them, or when they disturb me while talking

539e90  No.357720

why are there no women getting undressed tonight? smh

b057e4  No.357721


Do you actually get any success? I never really did. Only by accident really, and that's just embarrassing, when it catches you off guard.

b057e4  No.357722

This one time I was walking down the street and this one woman was just changing her trousers right there in the road. You don't know where to look.

889529  No.357723

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ff5672  No.357724


You came in back just in time for Hyde kino

75f350  No.357725


You have some explaining to do 22st…

539e90  No.357726