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Just what you need to make you feel better

File: b69e79d22e17037⋯.png (207.42 KB, 480x300, 8:5, ClipboardImage.png)

ddb1e5  No.357779

Brexit: Theresa May scraps £65 fee for EU citizens

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-46950719

Theresa May has scrapped the £65 fee millions of EU citizens were going to have to pay to secure the right to continue living in the UK after Brexit.

>She also vowed to seek changes to the Irish backstop from the EU.

>But she again rejected calls to rule out a "no deal" Brexit - and warned another EU referendum could threaten the UK's "social cohesion".

>Conservative rebels and Labour accused her of being in denial about the scale of opposition to her Brexit deal.

Rolls-Royce vies for UK nuclear role

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-46950292

Rolls-Royce has confirmed it is in talks with Chinese state-run firm China General Nuclear (CGN) over providing essential systems for a new power station in the UK.

>The UK engineering company makes instrumentation and control systems for nuclear reactors.

>The plant will be based at Bradwell, on the River Blackwater in Essex.

>The project is one of three new nuclear schemes in this country in which CGN is centrally involved.

Egypt TV host Mohamed al-Ghiety jailed for interviewing gay man

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-46946612

An Egyptian TV presenter has been sentenced to one year of hard labour for interviewing a gay man last year.

>A court in Giza also fined Mohamed al-Ghiety 3,000 Egyptian pounds ($167; £130) for "promoting homosexuality" on his privately owned LTC TV channel.

>The gay man, whose identity was hidden, had talked about life as a sex worker.

>Homosexuality is not explicitly criminalised in Egypt, however, the authorities have been increasingly cracking down on the LGBT community.

b7b5dd  No.357784

nice goodlad


569100  No.357786

File: 1388010b1a7475d⋯.png (6.81 KB, 285x374, 285:374, mmm1.png)

eroge.


7a41d2  No.357787

>Copying the /brit/ thread

Low effort lad.


f818e5  No.357788

>>357784

>>357774

I'll thank you not to implicate me in whatever gay drama goes on where I can't see it

I have no fucking clue what you are talking about

all I know is that she voice acted for waifuposter's disgusting gay harem fapfic featuring her, neo and pembs and I was really disappointed by her participation in that since I thought she was better than those two


f818e5  No.357789

>>357786

I'd post what I wrote but it's shit tbh


b7b5dd  No.357790

>>357788

um leave what was said in the previous thread in the previous thread


7a41d2  No.357791

Made another thread before I realised this one was posted, if it's not deleted it can be a reserve.


ddb1e5  No.357792

File: b0c0adf63999456⋯.jpg (1.42 MB, 1920x1280, 3:2, 1920px-Sainte_Chapelle_Int….jpg)

>>357787

they're both muh threads they're twins


67b6ce  No.357793

File: 21f0b2ddd19db84⋯.jpg (98.19 KB, 750x750, 1:1, 1547227441906.jpg)

ANGLO WOMEN ARE SHIT

unless they are pale with blue eyes and black hair


ddb1e5  No.357794

>>357791

Yah I'll use it next time pal.


b7b5dd  No.357795

File: 47c0ff6266fe475⋯.png (289.29 KB, 470x595, 94:119, ClipboardImage.png)

>>357791

*deletes it*


f818e5  No.357796

>>357790

stop bringing up drama and things I don't know about then you enormous faggot


67b6ce  No.357797

anyone that still posts on /shit/ should be forbidden from posting here


b7b5dd  No.357798


b7b5dd  No.357799

File: e26f54ab7a384b8⋯.png (19.94 KB, 640x529, 640:529, 5778ee8ae22608ee0e415d2bf1….png)

>>357797

Raise your hands if you post on /brit/

I already banned Westie


f818e5  No.357800


9ca348  No.357801

File: 89dc28257c127b8⋯.png (4.46 MB, 1536x2048, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

File: e844d18e509f831⋯.png (1.93 MB, 848x1131, 848:1131, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 9c4768031cb681b⋯.png (6.77 MB, 1858x2048, 929:1024, ClipboardImage.png)

for her


b7b5dd  No.357802

File: 71c56ec8c305d1d⋯.png (4.04 KB, 317x95, 317:95, ca47022eb360f48249fbefd80f….png)

>>357800

Somebody who wants to be unbanned from /brit/ should also get the hammer tbh…


f818e5  No.357803

>>357802

literally almost a year now lad

don't give a shit about those retards, they are worse drama whores than you lot here


67b6ce  No.357804

>>357801

why do you have fixations of other women when you have a gf? i dont understand it


b7b5dd  No.357805

>>357801

What race is he?

>>357803

Thati s weird. After 3 months all bans end


f818e5  No.357806

>still saying things which clearly aren't true

it's the plotting of the mooneunuch anyway

he is probably still mad that I coined that name


b7b5dd  No.357807

>>357806

that's weird. My permanent ban ended after 3 months


f818e5  No.357808

File: 5f321473a89e7eb⋯.png (14.49 KB, 314x364, 157:182, angryfrog.png)

stop it


8701ae  No.357809

>>357801

CUTE

>>357804

You know, you would be a lot happier if you had a lass like Frances


67b6ce  No.357810

>>357809

i am not attracted to her in any way


8701ae  No.357811

File: a7fdf333c0d3738⋯.png (306.26 KB, 555x546, 185:182, happy.png)

No I mean seriously she's adorable aaaaahhhhhh


8701ae  No.357812

>>357810

bender


b7b5dd  No.357813

File: 72cd03426357531⋯.png (399.17 KB, 750x699, 250:233, ClipboardImage.png)

who /KGBish/ here?


b7b5dd  No.357814

File: 1d4c09438953656⋯.png (23.82 KB, 529x529, 1:1, 5778ee8ae22608ee0e415d2bf1….png)

>>357811

well well well well well well if it isn't the Hertschad


67b6ce  No.357815

File: eb08fd00ad2d1ea⋯.jpg (293.38 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, 1545866915095.jpg)

>>357812

nuh uh


8701ae  No.357816

>>357814

well well well well well well well well well well well well well if it isn't farty marty

>>357815

Vile


67b6ce  No.357817

>>357816

>Vile

lad you are gay for real if you wouldnae cummy inside that


b7b5dd  No.357818

File: 833459eae106e0e⋯.png (190.97 KB, 598x598, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


b7b5dd  No.357819

>>357817

Bring her to me, adl


9ca348  No.357820

>>357817

literally looks like miss piggy


b7b5dd  No.357821

it'd be easier to take criticism of somebody's look from you two if you didn't like this >>357811


67b6ce  No.357822

>>357819

sorry, shes mine

>>357820

frances looks like a PAKI


8701ae  No.357823

>>357817

She looks fat and fake smh

>>357820

tbh


8701ae  No.357824

File: 7baed60cf822c47⋯.png (23.12 KB, 405x165, 27:11, beauty.png)

>>357821

Frances is objectively beautiful though


67b6ce  No.357825

File: c45e7f0afca85de⋯.jpg (126.75 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, 0S0Qo78.jpg)

>>357823

she looks THICC

damn fine


9f0566  No.357826

File: 0372965dd7a791b⋯.jpg (41.47 KB, 564x564, 1:1, Jewess 783.jpg)


b7b5dd  No.357827

post some local slags from tinder


8701ae  No.357828

>my fat flatmate just got a gf

>she's good looking, thin yet curvy

spic btfo, looks mean fuck all if you're charming enough and not absolutely disgusting

>>357825

thicc = fat

death to fat women


b7b5dd  No.357829

>>357828

snap a cheeky pic of her


67b6ce  No.357830

>>357828

thicc = fertile and able to provide valuable nutrients to offspring

unlike anorexic infertile thots


b7b5dd  No.357831

make her cheat on him and then dump her because you don't date cheaters

then pay alimony for the kid


67b6ce  No.357832

>flatmate

GRIM

now youre going to have to listen to them pounding away


9f0566  No.357833

>>357828

>spic btfo, looks mean fuck all if you're charming enough and not absolutely disgusting

based


9ca348  No.357834

spies


9ca348  No.357835

right whenever spic comes back we have to pester him to put the spies filter back in

this is unnacceptable


67b6ce  No.357836

>>357835

we have to pester him to give BO away to someone who is capable and not a drooling retard


9ca348  No.357837

>>357836

also this

baby steps though


8701ae  No.357838

>>357829

No

>>357830

thicc is too fat though, there's such a thing as balance

>>357832

Nah our walls are great at insulating sound, thank fuck

>>357835

Also this


67b6ce  No.357839

>>357838

you think your walls will stop the sound? my 2ft thick stone walls don't stop the sound of the lesbos

thicc is lovely, yummy cuddly mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm woweeeeeeeeeeee

but i like lasses of all sizes


9f0566  No.357840

>>357836

c'mon now, lets be fair, a drooling retard could do a better job


67b6ce  No.357841

>>357840

yeah, even wessex could do a better job


b7b5dd  No.357842

don't normiess slap the wall to tell their flatmates that they are "getting lucky"?


9ca348  No.357843

>>357842

not really


b7b5dd  No.357844

*howls like a wolf*


8701ae  No.357845

>>357839

Well I don't hear anything so either my flatmates are all incels or the walls are doing their job

I like skinny girls ngl, but I see the appeal of curvier girls, they probably are better in the long run


67b6ce  No.357846

>>357842

what

either way i would find such a situation to be so uncomfortable that i would grab something and go in their and smash the lads skull in

i cannot abide such a situation happening to me, only I should be able to have sex, nobody else


066255  No.357847

File: a5c239e2728637d⋯.jpg (533.16 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, what videogames are about.jpg)

>>357572

This is the kind of post that keeps me coming back to /newbrit/ tbh


b7b5dd  No.357848

File: b95aa94b2ef8283⋯.png (103.13 KB, 887x329, 887:329, ClipboardImage.png)

File: cc3635081674f74⋯.jpg (94.25 KB, 471x388, 471:388, 1546420113610.jpg)


8701ae  No.357849

>>357842

No, at most there's maybe a wink to them before or afterwards if they're a close mate, but life isn't an American Pie film


67b6ce  No.357850

>>357849

id hit someone if they even dared do anything like that


8701ae  No.357851

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

SPIRIT NOOOOOOO

>>357850

What if they softly kissed you on the lips instead?


b7b5dd  No.357852

File: 0bc446c7fffd5f8⋯.png (223.06 KB, 1024x888, 128:111, ClipboardImage.png)

>>357847

Hmm is this a /brit/boi?


066255  No.357853


b7b5dd  No.357854

>>357849

>but life isn't an American Pie film

oh…


67b6ce  No.357855

>>357851

is it a girl or a boy? ;o


9f0566  No.357856

File: b226271fda805e5⋯.jpg (146.82 KB, 691x625, 691:625, 753.jpg)

>>357849

>telling people you've had sex


b7b5dd  No.357857

>>357853

what's not to get, lad?


b7b5dd  No.357858

>tfw you do the secret "I had sex handshake" in full view of the conquered hambeast


67b6ce  No.357859

File: 8e425794bf6b44c⋯.jpg (333.53 KB, 720x888, 30:37, 1545505587367.jpg)

>>357858

>tfw you do the *lights pipe* gesture in full view of the lass so you make sure she gets the hint


b7b5dd  No.357860

File: 44623f430cc6931⋯.png (349.26 KB, 492x306, 82:51, ClipboardImage.png)

>>357859

>>357859

>tfw you now understand this memi


8701ae  No.357861

>>357854

Sorry for ruining life smh

>>357855

Boy

Imagine his kips on yours, as what was merely a perfunctory kiss escalates into full blown passion between the two of you…

>>357856

It's meant to be subtle tbf

>>357858

keq


569100  No.357862

>when the lasse leaves the room, and you break into the traditional post sex Morris dancing, and song.


b7b5dd  No.357863

File: 88574a44541ad42⋯.png (219.37 KB, 371x323, 371:323, ClipboardImage.png)


67b6ce  No.357864

>>357861

>calls me gay

>writes that


67b6ce  No.357865

or did you call me gay? i cant remember


8701ae  No.357866

>>357864

I thought you were a girl

>>357865

I did indeed call you a bender


f818e5  No.357867

File: a08257e3442ed15⋯.png (2.34 MB, 1910x881, 1910:881, ClipboardImage.png)


9f0566  No.357868

>>357861

it may be subtle, but my contempt is alot harder to hide


8701ae  No.357869

>>357868

Loosen up


67b6ce  No.357870

>>357869

fuck off you prick i will kill you


9f0566  No.357871

>>357869

I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW WHO YOU'VE RAVAGED

or who ravaged you, in the case of jocko


b7b5dd  No.357872

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

awoo

who /shewolf/ here?


ddb1e5  No.357873

File: cf7bf25651c1307⋯.png (902.58 KB, 550x778, 275:389, ClipboardImage.png)

Night pembs


8701ae  No.357874

>>357870

Good luck

>>357871

Why not? Then we can share!


67b6ce  No.357875

>>357874

why dont you have a gf yet?


f818e5  No.357876

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>sheffield


9f0566  No.357877

File: 3cbb15c49147a16⋯.gif (1.85 MB, 584x345, 584:345, Jewess 658.gif)


f818e5  No.357878

File: 71cc40bbbcd16f0⋯.png (126.28 KB, 1127x267, 1127:267, ClipboardImage.png)

how old is lee again


67b6ce  No.357879

>ywn tie herts to a chair and fuck several women infront of him


066255  No.357880

File: 919a9a9f628ec93⋯.png (204.94 KB, 501x445, 501:445, dismissive gesture.png)

>>357873

>come visit Sheffield


67b6ce  No.357881

goodnight you filthy little slags


9f0566  No.357882

>>357879

he'd love that, being as he's so into "sharing"; why not then make a show of it.


066255  No.357883

File: 89f4c4e9b35b14c⋯.png (1.07 MB, 1280x1659, 1280:1659, thought spud.png)

>>357879

hmm, is there such a thing as bull fetishism?


9f0566  No.357884

File: 1973d1174ae4955⋯.jpg (73.33 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, Jewess 724.jpg)

>>357881

nu-night, bud.


67b6ce  No.357885

>>357883

yes, i have it lots of men probably do tbh


066255  No.357886

Now I've written it down I just noticed that cuck/bull form a pair just as cock/ball do.


8701ae  No.357887

>>357875

It's complicated

>>357879

uh


f818e5  No.357888

File: f78078988cf2895⋯.png (27.54 KB, 300x250, 6:5, laugh3.png)

>he only has one ball


ddb1e5  No.357889

File: 4c86d8411ed9ab1⋯.jpg (537.57 KB, 1180x786, 590:393, yorkshiiiiite.jpg)

File: 34aa8f4d78367a8⋯.png (1.76 MB, 850x1133, 850:1133, ClipboardImage.png)

>>357880

>>357876

Kino town hall tbf


b7b5dd  No.357890

File: df14cb97bd78ffa⋯.png (26.22 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 1b944207d54c7e6ff98be74c8c….png)

Just noticed penis and vagina form a pair


f818e5  No.357891

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


ddb1e5  No.357892

>>357891

>harrys bare legs when hes flying the broomstick

bit strange


f818e5  No.357893

File: d0caa887d91e50f⋯.png (2.24 MB, 1200x1200, 1:1, popo1.png)

>jumping to that conclusion instead of realizing he is wearing tan trousers

extra-confirmed gay, and nonce

sick, sick northerner


ddb1e5  No.357894

oh those are just very cream coloured trousers rofl


ddb1e5  No.357895

File: ba5d79958ee563e⋯.png (102.38 KB, 381x283, 381:283, ClipboardImage.png)

>>357893

WHAT DOES THIS LOOK LIKE TO YOU FFS


b7b5dd  No.357896

File: 0e83ebf81437f30⋯.png (831.43 KB, 1065x859, 1065:859, ClipboardImage.png)

>>357895

>>357895

looks like some nice beige trousers to me, gay battyboi


9d7195  No.357897

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


f818e5  No.357898

File: 3d0732caf19c1a9⋯.png (48.03 KB, 255x255, 1:1, bowdenpepe2.png)

very clearly trousers unless you think harry has elephantiasis

GAYBO


f818e5  No.357899

>>357897

disrespectful tbh


ddb1e5  No.357900

File: 50ff74d8cddb4b6⋯.jpg (26.75 KB, 773x480, 773:480, Honeyview_image.jpg)

>people bullying me for my poor eyesight

shocked and apalled


f818e5  No.357901

File: 922ccbf641a1be6⋯.png (338.82 KB, 488x746, 244:373, these eyes want to murder ….png)

http://nodtotherhythm.com/?Fsd1Qspm

>it doesn't automatically make it into a webm


b7b5dd  No.357902


b7b5dd  No.357903

File: 9bcb1034f35f26a⋯.jpg (7.78 KB, 251x242, 251:242, 1543241342220.jpg)


a45ddc  No.357904

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

fucking hell lads, don't do this


f818e5  No.357905

File: 208089c6e177ab6⋯.png (90.57 KB, 255x249, 85:83, molymeme4.png)


9d7195  No.357906


f818e5  No.357907

File: 925260c8fd33ca1⋯.png (1.39 MB, 958x1052, 479:526, Gowilla Thernofish.png)


ddb1e5  No.357908

>>357904

Jesus, just leaving something for 2 days wrecks you that bad.


f818e5  No.357909

>2 days

brainlet nonce homo smh


b7b5dd  No.357910

>>357907

based fitting gorilla voice


f818e5  No.357911

File: 6ec4eb1266122ab⋯.png (624.47 KB, 559x754, 43:58, Doublesarg.png)


b7b5dd  No.357912

File: d499f770ded1c04⋯.png (558.71 KB, 759x1114, 759:1114, d499f770ded1c04bae8e586037….png)

>>357911

keek. The way they move around before you click them. so cute.

http://nodtotherhythm.com/?yW5GApVT


ddb1e5  No.357913

>>357909

You can leave pasta in the fridge for 4 days fine, it's him leaving it out on the countertop for 2 days that let the bacteria grow.


f818e5  No.357914

File: d0a46b26c0002a0⋯.png (298.29 KB, 612x408, 3:2, nigglet.png)

http://nodtotherhythm.com/?bO6o4cCS

>out for a walk and suddenly Carl of Swindon pops out of the ground, spots you and begins aggressively nodding


b7b5dd  No.357915

>>357914

would put in pokeball


f818e5  No.357916

File: 31c6f3cac87725f⋯.png (822.08 KB, 639x794, 639:794, happy.png)

Meanwhile, in the Wolf's Lair

http://nodtotherhythm.com/?fVA7SRSx


b7b5dd  No.357917


9d7195  No.357918

>>357916

Oh shit this one fits really well


f818e5  No.357919

File: 3a4dc49c9e9bd10⋯.png (635.5 KB, 742x573, 742:573, sleepy.png)

>no SE or Mersey to make webms out of Varg and Hitler


b7b5dd  No.357920


f818e5  No.357921

http://nodtotherhythm.com/?6o8RTgNT

>>357920

NEVER COMPROMISE ON THE RHYTHM


b7b5dd  No.357922

File: cdcc5134f198ed6⋯.png (205.33 KB, 368x516, 92:129, civic laff.png)


9d7195  No.357923

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


f818e5  No.357924


b7b5dd  No.357925


f818e5  No.357926

Meanwhile on TV

http://nodtotherhythm.com/?HGk3CVSh

I opened it

ban yourself


b7b5dd  No.357927

>>357926

I told you not to smh


b7b5dd  No.357928

File: e6b859cb5547138⋯.png (210.32 KB, 444x444, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

it looks like demon imagery when he opens his mouth, I guess because the dick becomes one of these types of beard


569100  No.357929


f818e5  No.357930

goodnight lads

http://nodtotherhythm.com/?RylSxMa1

>>357929

wews needs a webm too aahhhhhh if only I was competent at computers


f818e5  No.357931


b7b5dd  No.357932

File: 21f6219a954a53a⋯.png (50.63 KB, 1406x1031, 1406:1031, yqfee.png)


b7b5dd  No.357933

>>357930

>>357931

nigh nigh lad pal


569100  No.357934

>>357929

Wonder if I can get him to watch this during one of his livestreams


569100  No.357935


b7b5dd  No.357936

>>357935

the doogles are taking over


569100  No.357937

Just realised they do different things if you let them loop


b7b5dd  No.357938

File: 939e514cb03f4f1⋯.png (11.26 KB, 525x468, 175:156, 939e514cb03f4f101b0e6c2e13….png)


569100  No.357939

nod


b7b5dd  No.357940

to


eb547e  No.357941

bed


b7b5dd  No.357942


569100  No.357943

File: 4a5d771c61a2816⋯.jpg (309.68 KB, 1200x960, 5:4, based shitainposter.jpg)


ba6908  No.357944

http://nodtotherhythm.com/?zdV2GYq7

>>357736

is that first pic shopped or did she actually get fat? keek

>>357759

>>357766

>I miss Neo, but she hates us now

what is this about?

>>357811

she puts the "poo" in "pooch"

>>357817

this. >>357815 is 10/10

>>357828

>spic btfo, looks mean fuck all if you're charming enough and not absolutely disgusting

attracting the opposite sex if you're not physically attractive is an extreme uphill battle. not saying it's impossible but there's an element of challenge that isn't present when you're hot. 99% of people decide whether they want to fuck somebody or not in the first second of having them in their field of vision

>>357835

>right whenever spic comes back we have to pester him to put the spies filter back in

I've been thinking of restoring the wordfilters, but I need the discord = bongo bongoland one. somebody tell me what it was, case sensitive, character by character, 100% accurate. I must have missed it when I saved the wordfilters before I removed them

>>357883

>>357885

the psychological root is probably the same as cuck fetishism- low self esteem. the bull fetishist is just a bit less of a faggot- he wants to assert his alleged worthiness, prove himself to himself and the world, whereas the cuck just wants his failures shoved in his face for masochistic fulfillment

I don't see why any man would want another man involved in a sex fantasy of his, tbh. seems pretty gay. the natural sex fantasy of man is to be the only guy on Earth and to have every hot girl in the world in a giant harem


b7b5dd  No.357945

File: 853c48eb08a1489⋯.png (1.49 MB, 800x1093, 800:1093, ClipboardImage.png)


b7b5dd  No.357946

>>357944

Fake yeah.

>I miss Neo, but she hates us now

she doesn't post much anymore because we're toxic smh


9f0566  No.357947

File: cfb417d204f0360⋯.mp4 (3.15 MB, 540x360, 3:2, cfb417d204f0360aad50be79aa….mp4)

>>357946

absolutely /toxic/


b7b5dd  No.357948

>>357947

hey that looks like your jewess


9f0566  No.357949

>>357948

not everybody with messy dark shoulder length hair is as perfect as my beautiful milana, lad.


b7b5dd  No.357950

File: 7310fa9ba21474f⋯.png (13.28 KB, 400x480, 5:6, 7310fa9ba21474f0e628b786d7….png)


9f0566  No.357951

>>357950

kek, nevermind. she actually does.


b7b5dd  No.357952

>>357951

she's my girlfriend


9f0566  No.357953

>>357952

ಠ_ಠ


569100  No.357954

I think this JF stream's about to get uncomfortable.


b7b5dd  No.357955

File: c8fdb94f26ef6a3⋯.png (663.88 KB, 1235x781, 1235:781, ClipboardImage.png)

>A tranny has had sex with a girl

ahhhh mummyyy


b7b5dd  No.357956

File: 31af8e1d4dca411⋯.png (2.27 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)

>snog means kiss and cuddle

okay still more than me


569100  No.357957

This isn't Rudd, is it?


b7b5dd  No.357958

File: 6616b07a09d2789⋯.mp4 (489.96 KB, 388x640, 97:160, Fritz Lang.mp4)


9f0566  No.357959

File: b05844182411856⋯.jpg (56.72 KB, 564x804, 47:67, Jewess 786.jpg)

>>357956

wishing you could snog a lass?


ba6908  No.357960

>>357946

>she doesn't post much anymore because we're toxic smh

seems like she makes a few posts every day, I figured she was just busy. well it's a few specific posters, anyways


b7b5dd  No.357961

>>357959

yeah that would be nice I guess


569100  No.357962

File: 3d7e29cf1fa6bb3⋯.jpg (16.89 KB, 256x353, 256:353, laughingelfman.jpg)

>>357958

*superchat's the Fritz Lang question


b7b5dd  No.357963

>>357962

keek. Funny but I can't.


9f0566  No.357964

>>357960

>>357961

What is the max pixel length-width for flags?


ba6908  No.357965

File: bfb286e10ba38ce⋯.png (12.27 KB, 1475x254, 1475:254, Untitled.png)


9f0566  No.357966

File: e3680c54126872d⋯.png (711 B, 15x15, 1:1, tessa.png)

>>357965

Could you add this?


9f0566  No.357967

File: 6ae359a0b54d5bd⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 601 B, 20x15, 4:3, NorgeBane.png)

or maybe this


ba6908  No.357968

>>357963

we had a high of -13.89 degrees C today, how does that compare to Norwegian weather?

>>357966

yeah, what is it though? also how does the above compare to Canadian weather?


9f0566  No.357969

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>357968

It's Tessa Violet.

Today was the warmest day in a while, though I don't know what it was. Right now it's -13c with the wind temperature being -18c.


b7b5dd  No.357970

File: 31af8e1d4dca411⋯.png (2.27 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)

>tfw a friend of mine is having the surgery this year


ba6908  No.357971

kek there's this endangered water frog named Romeo that's been alone in captivity for years and now they're going to introduce a female named Juliet on Valentine's Day in the hopes that they will mate


b7b5dd  No.357972

>>357968

colder than today, been -20 a few weeks ago, but yeah it isn't always cold. been pretty mild lately


ba6908  No.357973

>>357966

>>357967

>>357969

I'll add 'em if you or somebody else actually intends on using them. don't want the flags to get too bloated with non-British-themed things that nobody is ever gonna use

>>357970

what surgery? is it becoming a trap?

>>357969

>>357972

damn, I was hoping to have out-colded you northernly lads. it was unusually cold today, we had the lowest high temp since 1994. that storm Harvey gave us like 4-6" of snow and then it rained a lot on top so everything is icy as hell and the roads are awful, I'm gonna have to drive tomorrow and it'll be rough, don't even have snow tires


9f0566  No.357974

>>357973

>I'll add 'em if you or somebody else actually intends on using them.

Yeah, I'll be using the tessa one


b7b5dd  No.357975

>>357973

>what surgery? is it becoming a trap?

yes, sexual reassignment surgery

>damn, I was hoping to have out-colded you northernly lads. it was unusually cold today, we had the lowest high temp since 1994. that storm Harvey gave us like 4-6" of snow and then it rained a lot on top so everything is icy as hell and the roads are awful, I'm gonna have to drive tomorrow and it'll be rough, don't even have snow tires

only been -10 today. this week it will get even milder. Been snowing a lot though. Luckily I get to borrow the four wheel drive for driving newspapers


b7b5dd  No.357976

>I'm gonna have to drive tomorrow and it'll be rough, don't even have snow tires

take it slow dude.


ba6908  No.357977

>>357974

I added 'em anyway. "Tessa" and "Sapmi", refresh in a few mins

>>357975

>yes, sexual reassignment surgery

oh shit

I was just meming

>>357976

thanks, lad


b7b5dd  No.357978

>>357977

it's an online friend, still. arguments don't work smh


9f0566  No.357979

File: 454e7e9c00b2011⋯.jpg (41.08 KB, 564x561, 188:187, Jewess 767.jpg)

>>357976

alright, be safe


ba6908  No.357980

File: 73c4d201ed65e7b⋯.png (6.44 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 73c4d201ed65e7bf7b11d539a6….png)

>tfw my polish childhood best friend became "bi" and works for jewgle

>tfw one time he messaged me on steam coming out as "bi" and asking if I was okay with it and at the time I said I was but if the same thing happened now I'd tell him to rethink it 'cause it's fucked up


b7b5dd  No.357981

>>357980

did he snap out of it?


ba6908  No.357982

prolly makes a lotta munny though, at least there's that, maybe he'll find a blonde polack lass and have whiten up murica with some slavaryan babbies

>>357981

idk, that was the last I heard of him


9f0566  No.357983

>>357980

my ex-gf was bi. it's a good call to avoid, tbh.


9f0566  No.357984

>>357983

yikes that one looks bad


b7b5dd  No.357985

File: 1513143a0c33769⋯.jpg (64.93 KB, 750x750, 1:1, 1530867328646.jpg)


b7b5dd  No.357986

>>357984

Keek. Fucking samis

>their own news

>their own radio channel

>their own road signs


9f0566  No.357987

>>357984

This one's much better at it's size. I only wanted this one to bully norgelad harder.

I might just keep to using the Canadian one


b7b5dd  No.357988

>>357987

it actually looks good while small tbh, it's an eyesore when big


ba6908  No.357989

used to sleep over his house and play video games and horseplay and shit. he was like a year older and introduced me to runescape, guild wars (original). later we went to LAN parties and played TF2

then I was wondering if I played any role in turning him to the gay, 'cause one time I hit him in the balls as a joke and another time I mooned him as a joke but my low-hanging scrotum was more prominent than the moon. my intentions were pure, it was just a prank bro, smh

>>357984

what did you expect? kek. I had to ask what it was


b7b5dd  No.357990

File: 84c2b7064271794⋯.png (867.42 KB, 1138x612, 569:306, ClipboardImage.png)

amazin


9f0566  No.357991

File: 9f52a6a39d4b9b7⋯.png (862.42 KB, 628x699, 628:699, ahhhhhhhhh.PNG)

File: c4b83afa7ad7d7b⋯.png (4.92 KB, 448x448, 1:1, tessa-fin3.png)

>>357989

I was hoping it would turn out better so I could use it.


b7b5dd  No.357992

>>357989

>, 'cause one time I hit him in the balls as a joke and another time I mooned him as a joke but my low-hanging scrotum was more prominent than the moon. my intentions were pure, it was just a prank bro, smh

>>357989

>, 'cause one time I hit him in the balls as a joke and another time I mooned him as a joke but my low-hanging scrotum was more prominent than the moon. my intentions were pure, it was just a prank bro, smh

top fucking keek. Think that's just normal male behaviour lad, basically mocking gayism rather than supporting it.


b7b5dd  No.357993

File: 0996b7a509c2d44⋯.png (2.54 MB, 1440x1640, 36:41, ClipboardImage.png)

smell it


b7b5dd  No.357994

File: cafff23d02a0213⋯.png (14.92 MB, 3056x3056, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

The Sami parliament


9f0566  No.357995

>>357994

teenay, i think my cuzin's from there!


ba6908  No.357996

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>357992

>Think that's just normal male behaviour lad, basically mocking gayism rather than supporting it

exactly. but I still wonder if it had an effect on him

his polish mummy with the thick accent used to make us waffles and dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets

>>357993

reminds me of this classic


b7b5dd  No.357997

File: 21a72fcd0379de5⋯.png (246.14 KB, 600x398, 300:199, ClipboardImage.png)

HEAVY SAMI CAVALRY ROLL OUT

>>357996

I'll beat you up if you don't post youtube versions of videos


b7b5dd  No.357998

>>357996

>his polish mummy with the thick accent used to make us waffles and dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets

based


ba6908  No.357999

>>357997

>I'll beat you up if you don't post youtube versions of videos

I'd recommend downloading freetube client, you can copy paste any youtube/indivious/hooktube link into it and it will rip it from invidious and play it


b7b5dd  No.358000


b7b5dd  No.358001

File: d82cda3c1eb7b67⋯.png (442.59 KB, 933x484, 933:484, image.png)

just conform to us


9f0566  No.358002

File: 5bdf80da7c3ef06⋯.mp4 (5.3 MB, 256x352, 8:11, Beautiful Vietnam Girl Sin….mp4)

I found this on YouTube and thought it was cute


9f0566  No.358003

>>358001

I like how CAW has signature 'tism hair, lmao. Who's the rest though?


b7b5dd  No.358004

File: bc523db39ac50af⋯.png (3.91 MB, 2048x1365, 2048:1365, ClipboardImage.png)

THEY TOOK THIS FROM US


b7b5dd  No.358005

>>358003

KEEK. She's made her own hair into a symbol of the tism, but nah it wasn't actually made for us, keek.


9f0566  No.358006

>>358005

Her hair does elude to autism, imo.

- Straight and prim

- Lending to innocence

- Easy to maintain and simple in appearance


b7b5dd  No.358007

>>358006

How does any of that elude to autism?


ba6908  No.358008

>>358003

this

>>358004

>teepees

wew, they really are your injuns

>>358005

oh wow I thought you made it because of the hair

like the fringe hairstyle, tbh. the only girl I ever loved was this qt freckly northern italian girl with the F R I N G G that sat in front of me in english class in middle school. don't think I'll ever feel such a pure, obsessive infatuation like that again. any time I see a girl I find cute, it's just "yeah she's cute/hot/pretty/whatever, I wouldn't mind dating her", there's no deep infatuation aspect to it anymore. I don't even "like" girls anymore, it's just 'finding them to be an appealing piece of meat'. smh

>>358006

most astute


9f0566  No.358009

>>358007

It's highly practical without being informal or difficult to prepare in the morning. It's regimented.


b7b5dd  No.358010

>>358008

>wew, they really are your injuns

keek. a lot of people have built tents like that, lad

> I don't even "like" girls anymore, it's just 'finding them to be an appealing piece of meat'.

kek. Maybe you'll feel it again once you get in a relationship

>>358009

hm, okay. I don't know much about hair


b7b5dd  No.358011

File: a5e57c4d821a4a4⋯.png (1.54 MB, 743x1023, 743:1023, ClipboardImage.png)

>tfw no aesthetic samurai


ba6908  No.358012

>>358010

>kek. Maybe you'll feel it again once you get in a relationship

hopefully. if I ever find a truly sweet and pure grill that would give me a reason to feel like that again

>hm, okay. I don't know much about hair

gonna get a haircut tomorrow by a lil qt slav lady, she's short and hot and the place smells really good, they must heavily perfume the walls or something


b7b5dd  No.358013

>>358012

what cut you getting, lad?


ba6908  No.358014

>>358013

idk. straight in the back, around the ears, bangs


b7b5dd  No.358015

>>358014

male bangs?


b7b5dd  No.358016

bowlcut?


ba6908  No.358017

File: 7701f201eb633e9⋯.png (186.38 KB, 528x498, 88:83, 1458097668608.png)

>>358015

nah, female bangs


b7b5dd  No.358018

File: 0edbb043bab5551⋯.png (12.4 KB, 419x395, 419:395, 8c07bd2f3aa2ed12f65aa3f5e4….png)

>>358017

LAD NO NOT YOU TOO


ba6908  No.358019

>>358018

side swept bangs, idk exactly, that's the thing I'm just hoping she'll do right 'cause idk what I want for that. need some kinda bangs for my face


b7b5dd  No.358020

File: 71ffe4fdeb54025⋯.png (19.2 KB, 712x504, 89:63, 79c4eddfbf3d9afe73a08ec4f7….png)

>>358019

>he doesn't get his mummy to do it


ba6908  No.358021

>>358020

used to have my aunt cut my hair but last time it wasn't so great


b7b5dd  No.358022

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Amazing. Such impressive beasts


b7b5dd  No.358023

nigh nigh


ba6908  No.358024

>>358023

night toots


ba6908  No.358025

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.


ba6908  No.358026

File: 549337c4b746417⋯.jpg (7.39 KB, 255x132, 85:44, ad9855b2860c611da21c8baff5….jpg)

Human sexuality in the modern politically correct age. Solutions to coworker attraction?

>My personal issue is that I have a coworker, who to her credit is a very nice person and good at her job, but who I'm very attracted to. Now that on its own isn't a problem. But she also wears high heels to push out her ass, sexy yet professional clothing, and shows lots of cleavage. I guess that wouldn't even be a problem either. Except she comes to my desk to collaborate and seek my help a lot, which is encouraged at my company, and she sits very close to me with her tits pushed out over the desk. There's lots of cleavage, lots of exposed boob, and I can regularly see her bra when she reaches for things. She's also very personable and friendly so she brushes my arm and leans alongside me to read what I'm reading.

>I'm absolutely certain all of this is innocent and she's genuinely trying to do her job, but it's now been 3 times that I've developed an erection against my will and twice I've had to come up with excuses to stay at my desk so I can wait for my erection to go away. Additionally, due to all the close contact and her breasts being so exposed and so close to me so often, I get worried just looking in her direction when she's walking around the office in her heels because I don't want to get turned on.

>I've done absolutely everything correctly, however this situation obviously isn't sustainable. In today's corporate climate I'll absolutely get fired for having an erection even if it's not my choice, but I'll also get fired if I tell my coworker that her tits in close proximity to me are a distraction. I can't ask her to dress differently, I can't ask her to cover up her boobs, and I can't even refuse to collaborate with her. I feel trapped. I'm not a sexist but I am human, and the culture at my company is just not reasonable when it comes to these things. I'm starting to think my only option is to quit.

this was posted on /pol/ as a thread, kek. unironically best in catalog yet it was nuked


a45ddc  No.358027

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


ba6908  No.358028

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.


67b6ce  No.358029

File: 19f23d2ae4f1e66⋯.png (157.11 KB, 508x424, 127:106, 1479752461150.png)

>ywn sign aboard a whaling ship

WHY EVEN LIVE AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH


f818e5  No.358030

File: 6b6b1f4c43458b8⋯.png (320.78 KB, 1508x892, 377:223, apuimageboard.png)

>neo doesn't post much because WE're toxic

lmao the utter hypocricy

I assume it is just that WP's brainwashing is almost complete and xe will DeFOO from the imageboard and retreat permanently into discord, abuse the cult they have created for a few months before it explodes in faggotry and drama, leon kills himself and xe meets WP face to face and finds out just how much he has been putting on a charade for so long


f818e5  No.358031

File: c7802ccec82ff90⋯.mp4 (7.65 MB, 512x810, 256:405, anime heil.mp4)


ddb1e5  No.358032

>>358030

dam you're pretty jelly waifuposter stole your gf neo

plenty more fish in the sea bud


f818e5  No.358033

File: 73c4d201ed65e7b⋯.png (6.44 KB, 418x408, 209:204, backpepe.png)

>>358032

yeah lad

I wanted xim to be MY neethog to keep in the basement

are you still part of the faggot cult? smh


ddb1e5  No.358034

>>358033

>yeah lad

>I wanted xim to be MY neethog to keep in the basement

many a truth are told in jest, only someone jelly could care this much and keep banging on about it

not part of any cult rofl


ddb1e5  No.358035

File: 98a18d78a16b412⋯.png (939.96 KB, 732x1024, 183:256, ClipboardImage.png)

Brexit Boost: New Zealand PM Vows to Stand by Britain ‘Whatever You Decide’

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/01/20/brexit-boost-new-zealand-pm-vows-stand-uk-whatever-you-decide/

The Prime Minister of New Zealand has vowed her country will stand by Britain after Brexit, encouraging it to leave the EU on terms which will allow the Kiwis to deepen their commercial ties to the mother country.

>Jacinda Ardern highlighted the fact that “four in every five New Zealanders still claims British heritage; our foundational Treaty of Waitangi of 1840 was signed by Māori chiefs and representatives of Queen Victoria, and our people served alongside one another through two world wars” in a column for the Telegraph, as well as her own “deep personal connection” to the kingdom.

Really comfy article. Restore Empire when?


f818e5  No.358036

File: 6b81e67df908513⋯.png (1.76 MB, 1280x1659, 1280:1659, big think.png)

>>358034

>how dare you comment on a topic brought up previously on the board by someone else this means you must be overly invested!

>thinking this far in to a shitpost

>white knighting

naturally I would rather conquer neo's stinky plastic crack pouch if xe was really female, especially if it would cuck WP because every interaction I have had with him is negative and my perception of him is as a generally unlikeable twat, so in many respects a more chadsperg version of myself, albeit with the autism and the lack of social awareness to do things like form a discord harem


f818e5  No.358037

File: b30391e1f8690d1⋯.png (488.83 KB, 1024x416, 32:13, ClipboardImage.png)


ddb1e5  No.358038

>>358036

>chadsperg

keek you really are jelly you need to let it go


f818e5  No.358039

File: e84c97e445bf63a⋯.png (84.51 KB, 255x223, 255:223, eeeeeeeeeeeeeee.png)

>>358038

lad stop it's not helping AAAAAAAAAAAAGH

it's not my fault this place is the only socializing I get to the point that I can't help but orbit the "lasses" and form deep seated grudges against people more competent than me


f818e5  No.358040

File: 596a9add13895f5⋯.png (464.52 KB, 599x585, 599:585, ClipboardImage.png)

it is my fault however that I let it get to me

although arguably never being guided into developing the necessary outlooks and behaviours could be blamed

yes hhmm I think that is better, it's all someone else's fault


9d7195  No.358041

>>358040

Nigger


f818e5  No.358042

File: c048f07b427ce03⋯.png (966.28 KB, 672x787, 672:787, boomerjakpathetic.png)

Seriously this.

>No culture because culture is bad

>Attacked from every angle whether it's their race, culture, upbringing

>Society systematically stamping out the family and wholesome sources of community (church, boy scouts, etc)

>Cultural icons only allowed to preach degeneracy and isolation

>Everyone encouraged to self-isolate onto phones/games and never develop social skills

>After 14+ years of mandatory government education children graduate with zero life skills and don't know how to pay taxes or even pump gas

>Parents overwhelmingly don't/can't teach their kids life skills due to a 55%+ divorce rate tearing families apart

>Drugs available in schools only helping the decline

>Brainwashed from birth to become rejects and failures by boomers/gen X'ers who allowed it, then harassed by boomers and X'ers for becoming exactly what boomers and X'ers allowed for

Nothing I hate more than boomers and x'ers spitting on millenials like they're a fluke that got warped into reality by mistake. Millenials are the natural result of an antisocial society created specifically to destroy lives. I just wish the Boomers/X'ers/"""Greatest Generation""" responsible for it all would fucking rot in hell already, the prideful cocksuckers. Set the house on fire and then yell at millenials for trying to put it out.


f818e5  No.358043

File: 21b86c46f3cb8a2⋯.png (274.2 KB, 500x367, 500:367, ClipboardImage.png)

CREAN YOU LOOM BUCKO


a251ec  No.358044

File: e7aa81a938df4bd⋯.jpg (451.27 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1548152420037.jpg)

>>358043

I want her to wash my penis


f818e5  No.358045

File: 311a5f1d4233825⋯.png (236.76 KB, 512x495, 512:495, ClipboardImage.png)


f818e5  No.358046

File: f6a20344fc34c1d⋯.png (459.79 KB, 640x640, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

classic


a251ec  No.358047

File: bd17d4cf9d1b6d9⋯.jpg (234.56 KB, 1111x792, 101:72, 41412.jpg)

Guys, can we watch Bohemian Rhapsody tonight?


a45ddc  No.358048

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

f818e5  No.358049

File: e348d947ed37cf1⋯.png (432.61 KB, 2212x1376, 553:344, ClipboardImage.png)

File: e8b5e197e2c736c⋯.png (4.53 MB, 944x5304, 118:663, ClipboardImage.png)

*steals the post


b7b5dd  No.358050

>>358049

beautiful


384f79  No.358051

File: ee394ecb4d44547⋯.png (35.65 KB, 298x486, 149:243, F9372D6C-F043-4E5A-B2B6-34….png)

File: 1a02b4200f3ffd4⋯.png (1.63 MB, 1280x1280, 1:1, AC3DCCC5-36D3-4685-879D-6B….png)

File: 48605219170715a⋯.jpeg (89.34 KB, 680x406, 340:203, 4D9F158B-8D10-4D0E-912C-3….jpeg)

File: 47e211c88f1d211⋯.png (79.67 KB, 737x678, 737:678, 805E87C8-4E2B-446F-AD42-7B….png)

>>358049

Quality


a251ec  No.358052

File: 777373658a583df⋯.jpg (50.81 KB, 300x420, 5:7, 1548113724970.jpg)

>>358049

>>358051

jfc these always kill me. They're becoming higher quality over time too


f818e5  No.358053

>>358051

had nr2 once

it was alright


384f79  No.358054

File: 7a7e8f90732fa5c⋯.png (313.45 KB, 900x658, 450:329, 771DCC89-5B20-4092-A88D-DE….png)

File: 055bcac32ad1ed6⋯.png (62.88 KB, 836x990, 38:45, E5B8B668-9DEA-4A6D-B826-64….png)

>>358052

They’re an institution


b7b5dd  No.358055

>>358053

hey fat cunt


a251ec  No.358056

File: aefb8c3fe8d2fb2⋯.jpeg (58.93 KB, 680x406, 340:203, 48605219170715a21c0a7a9af….jpeg)

>>358054

I laughed so much at this one that it made me physically hurt

Thanks for the post


f818e5  No.358057

File: 73c4d201ed65e7b⋯.png (6.44 KB, 418x408, 209:204, backpepe.png)

>>358055

that hurt me on a deeply personal level


a45ddc  No.358058

File: 45d990ae7b3a9ff⋯.png (154.22 KB, 1036x796, 259:199, 45d.png)

File: 8f6f5e6514453cf⋯.jpg (130.28 KB, 942x712, 471:356, DoBeKi6W0AAcxu9.jpg)

File: f7472497e3cf872⋯.png (1.87 MB, 1336x1116, 334:279, 1544824590234-1.png)

File: dea57968063cdcc⋯.png (120.59 KB, 680x369, 680:369, c40.png)

File: a52b556110d692a⋯.jpg (54.78 KB, 680x836, 170:209, d51.jpg)


b7b5dd  No.358059

File: 0ccc2ffd942e999⋯.png (659.2 KB, 935x960, 187:192, ClipboardImage.png)

>>358057

FACTS DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS MY BOY


384f79  No.358060

>>358058

>at lunch table and they are ranting about muh EN ACH ESS

>see the norf fc nhs edit

Dead


9d7195  No.358061

How do we solve the Norf Question lads?


b7b5dd  No.358062

File: 0657833d5ca2b30⋯.jpg (73.1 KB, 503x478, 503:478, 1513437807883.jpg)

>>358060

>back when I was at the therapy group they complained about the Norwegian health service

>said China was much better


384f79  No.358063

There’s a lad from Yorkshire at my table. How do I welcome him in true norfen spirit?


b7b5dd  No.358064

File: 0f0a5fc5a8d5364⋯.png (3.91 MB, 1905x1295, 381:259, ClipboardImage.png)


b7b5dd  No.358065

>>358063

(sieg) heil him like a viking and tell him you have 0,004% of it in you


9d7195  No.358066

Cold is making me feel weirdly sluggish and slow today tbh

>>358063

Call him a cunt and glass him, he'll feel right at home


b7b5dd  No.358067

File: 21f6219a954a53a⋯.png (50.63 KB, 1406x1031, 1406:1031, yqfee.png)

Um yes I come from Yorkshire how did you know?


67b6ce  No.358068

>wessie still doubts whether neo is a trap

lmao


b7b5dd  No.358069

File: fd2a1ed8217f331⋯.png (93.12 KB, 600x523, 600:523, ClipboardImage.png)

STANDO POWA


ddb1e5  No.358070

File: 5faf3dcb7882da7⋯.jpg (27.31 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1547295591704.jpg)

>>358067

By your good looks m'lad.


b7b5dd  No.358071

File: 4f9ab89ed04ed13⋯.png (412.82 KB, 537x403, 537:403, ClipboardImage.png)

have some self-awareness. Jesus

>>358070

Keek. Thanks, lad. you lookin good too.


b7b5dd  No.358072

File: 59bdf50ee91c7de⋯.png (175.89 KB, 390x563, 390:563, ClipboardImage.png)

Neo grr


f818e5  No.358073

File: ebc5de4452e714c⋯.png (1.91 KB, 418x408, 209:204, backpepefarawayoramidge.png)


b7b5dd  No.358074

File: 63852fafe351572⋯.png (11.76 KB, 833x408, 49:24, db9.png)

>>358073

You okay there old boy tally ho governor?


f818e5  No.358075

this is actually really really awful smh

>tried to combine thicc lust, memes, current year politics and slap the /monster/ brand on it then gave up after writing a single page

it was supposed to be a redemption thing where they both get swole and escape prison or smth, based around a thread about going to prison

https://pastebin.com/pcubGKgX


ddb1e5  No.358076

>>358072

>that pic

that's terrible, made me chuckle lol


b7b5dd  No.358077

File: c225228cebe8993⋯.png (19.86 KB, 1413x177, 471:59, ClipboardImage.png)

File: a7e6b1c4355fdff⋯.png (349.41 KB, 655x527, 655:527, ClipboardImage.png)

>>358075

>>358075

>making me pull up a dictionary in the first sentence


b7b5dd  No.358078

>Greenish skin

he's lusting for shortstack goblins


f818e5  No.358079

>>358077

smol brain

I try to vary my descriptions but I guess it makes it look overly verbose

this was the /tg/ thing I started and stopped, about a generic isekai. also suffers from the same condition.

https://pastebin.com/m65xggMc


b7b5dd  No.358080

File: 9a517a010d74641⋯.png (34.63 KB, 193x200, 193:200, 13976522.png)

> a slight double-chin.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF


67b6ce  No.358081

File: a653b1d1ec10328⋯.png (7.9 KB, 250x202, 125:101, a653b1d1ec10328f506093cad7….png)


b7b5dd  No.358082

>>358079

>I try to vary my descriptions but I guess it makes it look overly verbose

idno, I like it. I'm learning new words while readin. Kindle has a nice function that lets me click on a word and it searches for it in dictionaries for me


f818e5  No.358083

I think everyone ignored it when I posted it in the monster thread because it implies they can be less than perfect


b7b5dd  No.358084

>Holstaur

of course you know that word you naughty boy. keeeeeeeek


f818e5  No.358085

File: adbce07b2c4c5c8⋯.gif (51.8 KB, 280x438, 140:219, blemmipepe.gif)

>>358084

to be fair the very premise is sexualizing myth and legend

>the female blemmiye


f818e5  No.358086

File: fb4c8018f59219a⋯.png (1.15 MB, 953x937, 953:937, ClipboardImage.png)


ddb1e5  No.358087

File: 58861f173684f7c⋯.png (1.35 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>358084

*looks it up*


b7b5dd  No.358088

>Her fringe flies upward and for a split second I can see what looks like two large grey discs on her forehead.

based demonfus

> She blushed deeply when I squeezed it and found out.

top fucking keek. Can't keep your hands off


f818e5  No.358089

File: 37fa487e3618a10⋯.png (37.4 KB, 863x651, 863:651, mutant.png)

>>358088

first person writing doesn't mean it is me lad smh it's meant to let the reader self insert


b7b5dd  No.358090

File: 0e4500a98e94de6⋯.png (50.63 KB, 585x462, 195:154, 0e4500a98e94de6baeebdc2674….png)

>>358089

No thanks lad keek


b7b5dd  No.358091

File: 8172ee95e8ca667⋯.png (102.99 KB, 487x373, 487:373, ClipboardImage.png)

Hertschad spotted in the gay discord


f818e5  No.358092

lad can you not post anything from there, just keep is seperate

I don't want to know about it


b7b5dd  No.358093

File: f13b42112e179ce⋯.png (162.34 KB, 600x315, 40:21, ClipboardImage.png)


a251ec  No.358094

File: f31068fd5a35903⋯.jpg (104.46 KB, 956x1031, 956:1031, 1548074738143.jpg)

>>358091

oh fuuuck


b7b5dd  No.358095

>bossman calling me and not wanting to hang up

come on, dude


f818e5  No.358096

File: 9aa6341ec7d3c58⋯.mp4 (2.55 MB, 854x480, 427:240, merry daughter.mp4)


b7b5dd  No.358097

*unsubtly implies he could send me a message instead of calling me*

ahhhhhhhhhh hope he didn't take it in the wrong way so he'll punishh me


f818e5  No.358098

don't antagonize him lad, or he'll make the videos public


b7b5dd  No.358099

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

What FC is she?

>>358098

tbh

>>358096

Is this accent fake?


f818e5  No.358100

>>358099

Nig FC

probably plastic paddy yeah


9550c8  No.358101

>>358096

Reeeeeeeeeee. It's true tbh.


b7b5dd  No.358102


b7b5dd  No.358103

File: 44334f6368a86b1⋯.png (102.05 KB, 390x395, 78:79, ClipboardImage.png)

based


b7b5dd  No.358104

File: c733e7b6e1719ba⋯.png (1.07 MB, 905x779, 905:779, ClipboardImage.png)

What is this even trying to say. top fucking keek.


a251ec  No.358105

File: eee982f2a69585f⋯.png (140.84 KB, 600x450, 4:3, 177.png)

>grapefruit

>>358103

oh look a nigger stealing shit


b7b5dd  No.358106

>>358105

He making his own shit tbh


a251ec  No.358107

File: 6bad831c8c8ad8c⋯.png (43.82 KB, 333x504, 37:56, 1548153342649.png)

>>358106

sorry I just seen his skin colour and assumed he was stealing shit

I'm awful


b7b5dd  No.358108

>>358107

KEEEEEK


b7b5dd  No.358109

File: c29104c7aaa387f⋯.png (4.14 KB, 317x95, 317:95, ca47022eb360f48249fbefd80f….png)

I sure wonder why I thought Mr. anime girls was a girl


a251ec  No.358110

File: c963b87101c61b5⋯.png (108 KB, 564x542, 282:271, 1548152489062.png)

>>358109

I know what I'm doing, it wasn't your fault


f818e5  No.358111

fuck off

no gay shit here


b7b5dd  No.358112

>>358110

SEDUCER


a251ec  No.358113

File: 3195e3e14ed06c8⋯.gif (346.57 KB, 500x566, 250:283, 1548153944280.gif)


b7b5dd  No.358114

File: a9e72a10d4e4ec1⋯.png (212.93 KB, 500x424, 125:106, ClipboardImage.png)


b7b5dd  No.358115

File: 2dedfa8f79b1bf6⋯.png (1.15 MB, 960x960, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

I've seen this pic a lot but never realised Joe Rogan was there keek


a251ec  No.358116

File: cc9c36d85ff1d39⋯.png (625.4 KB, 760x540, 38:27, 1548153401582.png)

>>358115

is that the infamous intellectual dark web?


b7b5dd  No.358117

>>358116

Imagine calling yourself "the intellectual dark web"

And yes, they are.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/08/opinion/intellectual-dark-web.html


b7b5dd  No.358118

File: 8a471d9e0a0947d⋯.png (842.89 KB, 602x1024, 301:512, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 5ddf403e0645df8⋯.png (645.56 KB, 634x878, 317:439, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 0eb77e5fcc4db65⋯.png (669.85 KB, 586x768, 293:384, ClipboardImage.png)

x


b7b5dd  No.358119

File: abf73a2eee45274⋯.png (587.07 KB, 583x731, 583:731, ClipboardImage.png)

damn…


a251ec  No.358120

File: 1b23d9d2e52a5fb⋯.jpg (128.01 KB, 612x620, 153:155, IMG_20190121_034837.jpg)

>>358117

So cringe worthy. People associate the "dark web" with nonces, snuff sites and hit men, not assholes telling you to tidy your room and smoke weed


b7b5dd  No.358121

>>358120

Yeah, keek. Awful brad in general, but also so much fart huffing


b7b5dd  No.358122

File: dfcb9a2c7776e5e⋯.png (558.5 KB, 854x480, 427:240, ClipboardImage.png)

nice clean room dude


9550c8  No.358123

>>358119

>Jews are the new nazis


a251ec  No.358124

File: 9b1ca6eb9c9199a⋯.mp4 (3.96 MB, 720x720, 1:1, jockowillink-1087375262642….mp4)

>>358122

>>358121

It sucks because I think my lad Jocko WIllinx is a part of that crowd, he's done stuff with Jordan Peterson and Joe Rogan in the past smh


a251ec  No.358125

File: 46c4df5f8ac1083⋯.jpg (104.61 KB, 646x610, 323:305, IMG_20190121_034843.jpg)

>>358124

also 10 pts to anyone who sees the similarities between that video and the videos where Sam Hyde takes the piss out of the military


b7b5dd  No.358126

>>358124

take responsibility, lad

>>358125

Top fucking keek. Who copied who


b7b5dd  No.358127

File: 9d5b123fb3ae5c1⋯.png (632.3 KB, 639x634, 639:634, ClipboardImage.png)

What's going on, big guy?


b7b5dd  No.358128

File: 4911f8f28301674⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 2.59 MB, 1240x1753, 1240:1753, ClipboardImage.png)

For Jocko's eyes only


a251ec  No.358129

File: 664efbd0bcb857f⋯.jpg (216.73 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, 1548166009746.jpg)

>>358128

utterly revolting

saved in all seriousness

thanks


9550c8  No.358130

>>358124

His facial expressions have facial expressions. He must have over 300 confirmed kills and know 700 different ways yo kill just with his bare hands. Based ziobots.


b7b5dd  No.358131

>>358129

the shoe s big enough for you to climb into, lad


b7b5dd  No.358132

File: 9ff691d90959c7f⋯.png (177.06 KB, 220x315, 44:63, ClipboardImage.png)

fi-fo-fum is that a fucking footfag I smell


066255  No.358133

>>358128

God I wish I was me


b7b5dd  No.358134

>>358133

>leaves because a woman in interested in dick

>comes for the footfaggotry

keek


a251ec  No.358135

File: ed8b41376af72a4⋯.jpg (132.23 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1548163389992.jpg)

>>358130

GO GET SOME!

>>358131

aaaaaaaa


b7b5dd  No.358136

>ywn be squished between the sole of her foot and the sole of the shoe


f818e5  No.358137

File: d770e33976f47a4⋯.png (2.72 MB, 1519x1293, 1519:1293, revolvergang.png)

>ywn kill footfags


67b6ce  No.358138

>>358124

this fucking guy lmao


67b6ce  No.358139

>ywn kill all chubby chasers


b7b5dd  No.358140

>>358137

OwO what's this? *climbs in between fatty rolls.* Uwaa comfyy~~~!! ^_^- <3


b7b5dd  No.358141

File: 09fbdc85bae8032⋯.png (7.56 KB, 418x408, 209:204, blushing.png)


f818e5  No.358142

File: 2e6d1d5a2ec9c32⋯.png (160.9 KB, 367x265, 367:265, 8.png)

>ywn kill all misrepresentationeers


066255  No.358143

>>358134

>>leaves because a woman in interested in dick

u wot m8?


066255  No.358144

File: 812316c379351e7⋯.png (231.01 KB, 500x500, 1:1, confused cartoon English g….png)

>>358119

Is this a satirical image?


a251ec  No.358145

File: 5a97101c01d7d0b⋯.jpg (149.04 KB, 600x900, 2:3, 1547969443720.jpg)


066255  No.358146

>>358145

pls no


b7b5dd  No.358147

>>358143

forget it, lad

>>358144

I believe so yes


066255  No.358148

>>358147

Oh good, I've given up on humanity so I expect everything to be sincere now


b7b5dd  No.358149

File: 56860b96a492d62⋯.png (617.75 KB, 425x541, 425:541, ClipboardImage.png)

Me on the right, Wess on the left


f818e5  No.358150

File: bbcc4b6ae4d0940⋯.png (469.31 KB, 480x454, 240:227, sweaty1.png)

>police with sirens on keep going past for like 4 hours

is today the day I am killed for being a neetsoc?


b7b5dd  No.358151

>>358150

Sorry lad you had enough years to get a job, you'll be burnt for fuel just like the Jews were now… even though the body is mostly water


c1446f  No.358152

File: f4fb6d47c8e5d40⋯.png (438.48 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>358124

>>358125

PRIVATE JOCKO YOU A NAVY SEAL OR ARE YOU A FAGGOT? GET OVER THAT HILL AND BLAST THOSE FOURTEEN YEAR OLDS WITH MARTINI HENRY'S AND MUZZLE LOADERS, SEMPER FI BROTHER


c1446f  No.358153

I love jocko willink tho


c1446f  No.358154

File: fa5fb42ef74a014⋯.png (173.63 KB, 400x400, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 278ca576ba3710d⋯.png (180.57 KB, 392x392, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

what's up with his profile pic tho


b7b5dd  No.358155

>>358154

post a pic of yourself looking like that, lad


c1446f  No.358156

File: bb9eb9335f4d5d6⋯.png (419.41 KB, 545x774, 545:774, ClipboardImage.png)


b7b5dd  No.358157

File: 116eb176a42ace5⋯.png (853.35 KB, 873x881, 873:881, ClipboardImage.png)

Fucking hilarious how the richest woman in the world is made


c1446f  No.358158

>>358157

That is quite funny rofl.


b7b5dd  No.358159

File: 97b466dd545bcae⋯.png (21.55 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 4.png)

>1204,000,000,000 NOK


066255  No.358160

>>358157

>ywn get $70bn for being a woman who met the right man at the right time

Imagine hitting the jackpot just like that smh.

It's funny how windfalls like that aren't taxed like inheritance or capital gains too.


b7b5dd  No.358161

File: 1c4f94f5f4cd4ec⋯.png (216.19 KB, 480x480, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>358160

well because it's already her money they are just splitting it fairly! I just wanted to post this pic


b7b5dd  No.358162

File: 7954b482713b04c⋯.png (997.63 KB, 777x1200, 259:400, ClipboardImage.png)


b7b5dd  No.358163

File: 5fe58679f66c96d⋯.png (343.11 KB, 800x414, 400:207, ClipboardImage.png)

fucking monster face


b7b5dd  No.358164

File: 38d0f619a54e106⋯.png (3.25 MB, 2180x1152, 545:288, ClipboardImage.png)

Fuck Blumpf and fuck white people


f818e5  No.358165

File: 174fcbf668d3179⋯.webm (2.22 MB, 540x540, 1:1, godIhatewomen.webm)


b7b5dd  No.358166

>>358165

Do you have laws in the UK that if you live long enough together it doesn't matter if you marry or not, if you still split up you have to give the other person half your money still? We have that in Norway I believe keek


f818e5  No.358167

File: 4f69c9e020e2e01⋯.png (590.25 KB, 832x690, 416:345, 543567.png)

cold one out today

went to the shops after dad left but he was stuck in traffic right near the shop and saw me so I feel really guilty now smh he probably thinks I went and got loads of sweeties


f818e5  No.358168

>>358166

probably


b7b5dd  No.358169

File: 9bcb1034f35f26a⋯.jpg (7.78 KB, 251x242, 251:242, 1543241342220.jpg)

>>358167

KEEEEEEEK


b7b5dd  No.358170

>don't eat any sweets all day

>everyone's gone to bed

>raid the sweetie cupboard

based and redpilled


9f0566  No.358171

File: 23aaab92fcfb213⋯.jpg (209.43 KB, 833x1192, 833:1192, Jewess 37.jpg)


b7b5dd  No.358172

>mummy asks if I want something at the shop

>say sweeties

>daddy sighs audibly

smh


f818e5  No.358173

File: b552ba29803a403⋯.png (37.91 KB, 300x309, 100:103, fatjak3.png)


b7b5dd  No.358174

File: 8f5fbd73ed2379e⋯.png (133.09 KB, 300x577, 300:577, 8f5fbd73ed2379ec742e84a78d….png)

>>358173

like he's gonna do something. In a way by controlling mummy I also control daddy

*shits on the floor*

clean it up, daddy


066255  No.358175

>>358163

Is that maisie?


b7b5dd  No.358176

File: 91e8de71216efd0⋯.png (584.96 KB, 750x1000, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

>>358175

keek, nah

>she actually looks worse than that

hard to imagine


066255  No.358177

>>358164

So what is this then? Looks like a live action anime.

>>358166

It's called common law marriage and the answer is no afaik


b7b5dd  No.358178

File: f31ad440e839c84⋯.png (374.2 KB, 350x500, 7:10, ClipboardImage.png)

>>358177

>So what is this then? Looks like a live action anime.

Battle Angel Alita. A film based on a manga/film, they gave her big eyes because anime, but everyone else has fucking normal eyes. it's so silly.

>It's called common law marriage and the answer is no afaik

phew


066255  No.358179

>>358178

Is she a robot? Reasonable for her to look different from everyone else if so. Is it a (((Hollywood))) adaptation then?


b7b5dd  No.358180

>>358179

well sure that is an excuse, but she is different from the other robots too. Idno, Cameron had it but passed it on because he's busy with avatar.


67b6ce  No.358181

>>358174

your dad should beat you up

unironically

the world would be a better place


eb547e  No.358182

File: 15c322ecfc324ad⋯.jpg (55.97 KB, 1180x842, 590:421, Big Fat Pepe.jpg)

snowing hard here

under fleecy blanket waiting for dinner to be brough

life is good


eb547e  No.358183

>>358182

brought. smh


67b6ce  No.358184

>>358182

i feel like throwing up and shitting

sweating bad its too hot ffs

want to lie down outside naked and just DIE


b7b5dd  No.358185

>>358181

yeah he should have dominated mummy from the start and raised me properly smh


67b6ce  No.358186

>>358185

he should fuck her in front of you and make you cry


b7b5dd  No.358187

>>358186

don't fetishise my parents lad


eb547e  No.358188

File: 7ad4fe8d204fd13⋯.jpg (12.74 KB, 236x262, 118:131, Heart Sign Pepe.jpg)

>>358184

want a hug bro?

can have some of my stir fry when it comes


b7b5dd  No.358189

File: 3c058dc73371fe7⋯.png (23.55 KB, 431x449, 431:449, 2f4da33b2313e874a5b206afd8….png)


b7b5dd  No.358190

File: 0fcca9c240c6b04⋯.webm (2.1 MB, 640x756, 160:189, 1548177924064.webm)

BASED NA


eb547e  No.358191

File: fe65bd11b3c306a⋯.jpg (81.58 KB, 655x509, 655:509, Crying Pepe in Noose.jpg)


b7b5dd  No.358192

File: 424ff2851dddc76⋯.jpg (93.75 KB, 1200x997, 1200:997, DNHtYMXXcAAQC68.jpg)

>>358191

You okay little cunt?


eb547e  No.358193

>>358192

sweet as the proverbial nut, tar for asking


b7b5dd  No.358194

File: 07f93709c749903⋯.png (70.28 KB, 886x886, 1:1, 1547233151225.png)

>>358193

>proverbial

spare me the big words, chief


b7b5dd  No.358195

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

FRESH CIVIC REVIEWERS


eb547e  No.358196

>>358194

i can spare you some change too if you like?


b7b5dd  No.358197

>>358196

only big bucks for this lad tbh


eb547e  No.358198

>>358197

good lad, aim high


67b6ce  No.358199

>>358188

i dont like stirfry


67b6ce  No.358200

nearly passed out when i stood up ffs


eb547e  No.358201

>>358199

meh, not a fan myself tbh,

what`s on offer tho

what can you do?


67b6ce  No.358202

>>358201

i can refuse


eb547e  No.358203

>>358200

laying out in the snow?


67b6ce  No.358204

>>358203

being inside

feel weak

AAAAAHHHHHHH


eb547e  No.358205

>>358202

weak n warm

it`s ALL good


b7b5dd  No.358206

>when you have a shit and just leave the door open since we never have any visitors and you sit in plain view from the window next to the entrance door

who /livingdangerously/ here?


67b6ce  No.358207

File: dedd1e6d8839dac⋯.jpg (36.45 KB, 310x444, 155:222, 1545524223284.jpg)


eb547e  No.358208

>>358206

does picking your nose count?


b7b5dd  No.358209

>>358208

only if you eat it


eb547e  No.358210

>>358209

you think I`m made of money? course I eats it!


eb547e  No.358211

File: 168d3c1894717c5⋯.png (60.93 KB, 500x316, 125:79, samev-different-pepe-join-….png)

this seems legit


066255  No.358212

>>358186

>that time when I walked in on my parents having sex


b7b5dd  No.358213

>>358212

Why would you do that, lad?

>>358211

based


67b6ce  No.358214


066255  No.358215

>>358213

Didn't realise, apparently they're really quiet


b7b5dd  No.358216

>>358215

>tfw we get sex ed and porn instead of the birds and the bees talk

smh

>>358214

we all do tbh,. You think you're a special little faggot?


67b6ce  No.358217

>>358216

no i think im a special little heterosexual


67b6ce  No.358218

>>358216

my parents have never spoken to me about sex

seems like they dont care about me being a shut-in


f818e5  No.358219

File: 7cafdb1c500cde9⋯.png (1.44 MB, 961x1276, 961:1276, popo3.png)

>>358211

>not a single native face there

kill them all

evil traitors

mercenary dogs

I hate them


066255  No.358220

>>358216

>birds and the bees

Hate this expression. I first encountered it on the electric yank long after I'd had lessons in school, didn't know what the fuck it meant.


eb547e  No.358221


67b6ce  No.358222

File: 2188565fbd02255⋯.jpg (123.23 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, eb5b50c57a56591fa27ab74da0….jpg)

>tfw no lass to choke me to death


eb547e  No.358223

stir fry arrived

noice


67b6ce  No.358224

>>358223

an order? from the chinky?


b7b5dd  No.358225

>>358220

keek, I guess because in America there was still some culture of doing it because they still have a decently sized Christian community, which the Jews obviously mocks


67b6ce  No.358226

i am literally naked and sweating i cant stand this anymore


eb547e  No.358227

>>358224

missus cooked it

feeling health SURGE!


eb547e  No.358228

>>358226

cool shower?


67b6ce  No.358229


ff9815  No.358230

>>358172

You are like an infant.


67b6ce  No.358231

>>358230

says the wombyn


b7b5dd  No.358232

File: a2d31db8412978e⋯.png (1.38 MB, 1074x1074, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

This can't be real keek

>one last combat


eb547e  No.358233

>>358229

naaaaaah mate

fecking sweet

chinky`s gone to pot. they used to all have different style and food. now it`s all standardised and from same supplier. nasty!!!


b7b5dd  No.358234

File: 5c13cfa65b34677⋯.png (22.8 KB, 454x539, 454:539, 2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)

>>358230

You know what I don't want these sweets

>>358231

It's okay because they are that way while it is expected of me to be different I guess


569100  No.358235

>>358172

You say what we're all thinking.


b7b5dd  No.358236

File: a093055e19a53dc⋯.jpg (77.9 KB, 810x720, 9:8, 17de47b958cba1a7346e26d548….jpg)


67b6ce  No.358237

File: d06a052c57f8411⋯.png (46.22 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1546950443758.png)


569100  No.358238

>>358232

>shit shit, think of a word for Black Widow. She so fucking boring. Aaah.


b7b5dd  No.358239

File: 5ef7f003fb211f5⋯.png (4.42 MB, 1366x2048, 683:1024, ClipboardImage.png)

>flatter than the bois here


569100  No.358240

>>358236

There's not a man alive who don't want sweeties deep down.


ff9815  No.358241

File: 96d87c9bc29edc5⋯.jpg (221.41 KB, 720x960, 3:4, 1547684058790.jpg)


67b6ce  No.358242


67b6ce  No.358243

>>358241

what i imagine the prince to look like


ff9815  No.358244

>>358243

Why do you think I made a move?


b7b5dd  No.358245

>>358243

>the prince said the N-word

smh


67b6ce  No.358246

File: 3ea8eb71e2fb405⋯.png (222.66 KB, 301x309, 301:309, pipe.png)


67b6ce  No.358247

File: 72838723f24c90b⋯.png (249.14 KB, 440x437, 440:437, chowdah.png)


13c352  No.358248

>>358246

>not wanting to give a lass pipe


ff9815  No.358249

>>358247

CHOW DARE

CHOW DARE


b7b5dd  No.358250

>>358247

it's okay because he's black


67b6ce  No.358251

>>358248

only taig lasses for my pipe


eb547e  No.358252

shops now not allowed to charge for using a credit/debit card.

paki shop uprising?


13c352  No.358253


b7b5dd  No.358254

File: d69719124858e89⋯.png (753.12 KB, 1215x745, 243:149, ClipboardImage.png)

cute n beady


67b6ce  No.358255

>>358254

some of them have like 300g+ of sugar a day

its insane


b7b5dd  No.358256

File: a936b6114ca8b4b⋯.png (13.24 KB, 475x408, 475:408, a936b6114ca8b4ba9aeacaccfb….png)

>>358255

y-yeah that's insane


67b6ce  No.358257

File: c0dd5f37dca56c9⋯.jpg (98.56 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, aa.jpg)

>>358256

how fucking much do you have

jesus lad


ff9815  No.358258

>>358257

His next line will be… "it's mummy's fault" or words to that effect.


67b6ce  No.358259

>>358258

are you going to raise your baby boy like 22sts mom did to him


b7b5dd  No.358260

File: 1d4c09438953656⋯.png (23.82 KB, 529x529, 1:1, 5778ee8ae22608ee0e415d2bf1….png)

nah not gonna say it


b7b5dd  No.358261

>>358259

This is secret discord info I shouldn't divulge but I'll hint at it, the Prince is a strict goodboi. He's gonna keep her in check. Don't tell Kay I told you.


67b6ce  No.358262

>>358261

I'm going to tell her, unless you tell me some more information. About the erotic novels.


b7b5dd  No.358263

File: 4f4c06ad6f7dc55⋯.png (184.14 KB, 797x894, 797:894, be67498b572c743eef2c6118cf….png)

>>358262

I DIDN'T TELL YOU ANYTHING


ff9815  No.358264

>>358261

He is a really good boy.

>>358259

>wanting to raise the 3D embodiment of Eric Cartman

>>358262

>>358263

Keeeek I saw that earlier.


67b6ce  No.358265

>>358263

Stop lying mister.

Don't dig the hole deeper than it needs to be.


addad3  No.358266

>>358157

>>358160

what is a woman even going to do with that kind of money? I can see like 10 million or something, live in luxury, but 70 billion is enough to influence government


eb547e  No.358267

File: 7359fcd2231ad82⋯.jpg (1.57 MB, 2976x2976, 1:1, 20190122_185428.jpg)

File: 6b4c71bad039585⋯.jpg (1.55 MB, 2976x2976, 1:1, 20190122_185114.jpg)

meanwhile on bbc midlands today


addad3  No.358268

like martin skreli has 50 million and it makes him a celebrity, 70 billion is ABSURDLY WEALTHY, that's just fucking crazy


b7b5dd  No.358269

File: cf1e855053a314b⋯.png (21.63 KB, 703x513, 37:27, ClipboardImage.png)

>she already knows I've been a naughty boy

what a relief


b7b5dd  No.358270

>>358267

can see ya in the reflection, lad


ff9815  No.358271

>>358267

Seeing this colour brown makes me crave Nesquik tbh.


569100  No.358272

>>358267

They stealin he melatonin.


ff9815  No.358273

File: 4b8189b6a469901⋯.png (92.35 KB, 229x220, 229:220, ClipboardImage.png)

>>358270

>it was a mirror all along


67b6ce  No.358274

>>358271

>craving bunny shit

so you were really into poop all along then


ff9815  No.358275

>>358274

It's not actually rabbit poo you Smurfhead.


67b6ce  No.358276

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


67b6ce  No.358277

>>358275

oh

do you genuinely believe I think it is bunny poo?

I have seen enough bunny poo to know it is not REAL bunny poo, it was a joke, you dumb autist.


569100  No.358278

>>358275

I can confirm that It is.


eb547e  No.358279


b7b5dd  No.358280

File: baa550b0abae333⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 18.72 KB, 712x504, 89:63, ClipboardImage.png)


9f0566  No.358281

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


b7b5dd  No.358282

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eb547e  No.358283

>>358272

tap that fine mumma ass tho innit?


9f0566  No.358284

File: 9ae35269038a10c⋯.jpg (92.88 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, Jewess 621.jpg)

>>358281

Cute song, I like the way she pronounces her words


13c352  No.358285

>>358280

based and civicpilled


67b6ce  No.358286

File: 7a9f94e17ef4999⋯.jpg (15.47 KB, 500x434, 250:217, 7a9f94e17ef4999e19a32f128e….jpg)


eb547e  No.358287


569100  No.358288

File: 555a475fb506ca6⋯.jpg (78.77 KB, 723x760, 723:760, smart person.jpg)

It's a little known fact that rabbit poo makes milk chocolaty


eb547e  No.358289


569100  No.358290

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>358276

baste Pilot.


b7b5dd  No.358291

>>358288

Same with deer shit. They have a nice crunch to them too


ff9815  No.358292

I saw a rabbit today.


b7b5dd  No.358293

File: 787ec6c46edc27f⋯.gif (3.54 MB, 600x400, 3:2, 1509961668167.gif)

>that star


67b6ce  No.358294

>>358292

Can't wait to kill one


b7b5dd  No.358295

>>358292

Why didn't you snap a pic? I don't believe you


eb547e  No.358296

>>358293

tits are fecking awesome

does kikedom destroy awesomeness of boob?


ff9815  No.358297

>>358295

It ran in front of me too quickly and I was trying not to fall over because everywhere was very slippy.

>>358294

You can't do that, Smurf.


67b6ce  No.358298

>>358297

but i can

perfectly legal and there are thousands and thousands here :^]


ff9815  No.358299

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


9f0566  No.358300

File: 803e43e8d47c4c3⋯.jpg (99.09 KB, 902x571, 902:571, Jewess 221.jpg)

>>358293

problem, boyim?


b7b5dd  No.358301

>those videos where wolves and other carnivours tear rabbits in half between them

why do they do it, lads


67b6ce  No.358302

>>358301

the weak should fear the strong


b7b5dd  No.358303

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Loved this video by the way. amazin


13c352  No.358304

File: 4ed5d26602ce5ca⋯.jpg (90.25 KB, 700x894, 350:447, 4ed5d26602ce5ca4eeb15ef261….jpg)


67b6ce  No.358305

its very easy to rip a bunnys skin off


b7b5dd  No.358306

File: 47c0ff6266fe475⋯.png (289.29 KB, 470x595, 94:119, ClipboardImage.png)

>my turn to drive newspapers tonight

in the list we have that tells us who subscribes to what we also get messages with complaints. Bet the bossman's harpy wife fucked up a lot on monday and tuesday tbh


b7b5dd  No.358307

>>358305

any skin I imagine. Not sure how they do it but you pretty much just pull it off in one piece.


9f0566  No.358308

File: 8ba033b536e120b⋯.png (383.95 KB, 660x504, 55:42, 8ba033b536e120bc85058de206….png)

>>358304

HNNNGH


67b6ce  No.358309

File: 39ef87f554546f3⋯.png (1.58 MB, 1069x814, 1069:814, same rules apply.png)

I JUST WANT TO LIVE IN THE HIGHLANDS AWAY FROM ALL SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH


ff9815  No.358310

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Keek


eb547e  No.358311

>>358308

when you put it like that

jew tit not awesome


9f0566  No.358312

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Do you guys know the epicness of JFS KingCobra?


eb547e  No.358313

>>358303

1st hare - HARD AS FUCK! king of ALL it surveys

2nd hare - nom bait


addad3  No.358314

>>358305

I have a rabbit pelt in my room that I bought at boy scout camp. I put my phone, ipod, keys, etc. on it


b7b5dd  No.358315

File: fef81057d552d94⋯.png (117.13 KB, 398x289, 398:289, ClipboardImage.png)

>>358310

cute

We're winning the culture war


67b6ce  No.358316

hare here hare


ff9815  No.358317

>>358315

>we

Lad, that's cultural appropriation.


67b6ce  No.358318

>>358317

aye true that

the souvern fairies took are culture


addad3  No.358319

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

can't get over how good and badass this song is

want a whole album of this or at least EP


ff9815  No.358320

File: 712e429b9656832⋯.png (449.64 KB, 1000x951, 1000:951, ClipboardImage.png)


addad3  No.358321

>>358320

keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek


b7b5dd  No.358322

File: dade82b12b6c5aa⋯.png (699.11 KB, 822x540, 137:90, ClipboardImage.png)


f818e5  No.358323

File: 5893f18c7efcd18⋯.png (136.74 KB, 320x320, 1:1, bigpepe.png)


9f0566  No.358324

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


569100  No.358325

>>358323

Big foot is real, tbh


a251ec  No.358326

File: 6c913fe3f4367c1⋯.jpg (69.41 KB, 458x456, 229:228, 858.jpg)

>>358309

fuck off we're full


b7b5dd  No.358327

File: 16010c3ce14383c⋯.png (350.23 KB, 770x433, 770:433, ClipboardImage.png)


ff9815  No.358328

>>358327

Stop it.


67b6ce  No.358329

>>358326

bet youre a lowlander


67b6ce  No.358330

>music on over road so cant sleep

epic


569100  No.358331

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

fucking real.


a251ec  No.358332

File: 2bb700983e5984f⋯.jpg (167.17 KB, 1056x1072, 66:67, 1460577408251.jpg)

>>358329

n-no

shut up


67b6ce  No.358333

>>358332

no surprise you got pegged up the ass then


13c352  No.358334


a251ec  No.358335

File: bf7c65399a6215c⋯.png (1.18 MB, 2000x1403, 2000:1403, 1497475613755.png)

>>358333

Well played, you have defeated me, but I will return tomorrow

>>358334

Don't encourage him please


67b6ce  No.358336

File: 81e0a6b13db38a5⋯.jpg (85.12 KB, 572x781, 52:71, hagrid.jpg)


67b6ce  No.358337

honestly in awe at the size of this lad

wish i could be half as big as him


b7b5dd  No.358338

File: 73570c8ad462c7c⋯.png (775.02 KB, 538x796, 269:398, ClipboardImage.png)

*charges you cutting bullets in half and obliterates the thin red line*

problem anglos?


b7b5dd  No.358339

>>358337

He's half giant, lad


67b6ce  No.358340

File: 6d0722a3a27ff7a⋯.jpg (274.03 KB, 1000x600, 5:3, grinch.jpg)


569100  No.358341

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This is meant to be a really good documentary about goblins, tbh


b7b5dd  No.358342

File: da1583c7db77f9b⋯.png (1.84 MB, 1284x856, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png)

FUICK anglos


ff9815  No.358343

>>358342

That's a really good show.


67b6ce  No.358344

File: fab8ea1b61164a3⋯.png (48.65 KB, 645x773, 645:773, 1547005095714.png)

>>358342

*ignores the fact that most of the redcoats were scots too*


67b6ce  No.358345

>>358343

LMAO

HAHAHA

you have no idea how funny this is

there was a thread on /tv/ about why women love it

AAAAAAAAAHAHAHA


a45ddc  No.358346

>>358343

>>358342

which show is it?


67b6ce  No.358347

>>358346

outlander

cuckoldry,rape,main character is a SLAG


addad3  No.358348

gonna have coffee and leftover lasagna for 3pm brunch then gotta buzz off my facial hair, shower get dressed and go

>>358332

lad did you ever listen to >>358319?


ff9815  No.358349

File: bbf7186e5f84c8e⋯.png (1.56 MB, 1600x624, 100:39, ClipboardImage.png)

>>358345

>mummy, sister and I watch it

>I'm a few seasons behind

>mummy asks me each week if I've caught up

It's very comfy.


a45ddc  No.358350

>>358347

>Suddenly, Claire is transported to 1743

ok, sounds shit


67b6ce  No.358351

>>358349

Do you all bite your lips when the rape scenes come on?

It's another degenerate show tbqh


ff9815  No.358352

>>358351

No I usually turn away when sex scenes are on.


67b6ce  No.358353

>>358350

she cheats on her husband too but has absolutely no problem with it

her husband is also a massive cuck


addad3  No.358354

File: afad350785775d7⋯.png (463.72 KB, 427x500, 427:500, starry jew.png)

>>358349

>they're all wypipo

delet this


b7b5dd  No.358355

>>358349

Is all it takes for you to watch a show for it to have Brutus in it?


67b6ce  No.358356

>>358352

I bet you get really wet when the male on male rape happens.


ff9815  No.358357

>>358355

He's a brilliant actor. Can't wait to see him as Prince Philip in The Crown.


addad3  No.358358

File: 5c275eb209c3170⋯.png (8.13 KB, 250x202, 125:101, 5c275eb209c3170da1d03d0024….png)


13c352  No.358359

File: 9778fcf6801fc69⋯.jpg (32.2 KB, 267x317, 267:317, 9778fcf6801fc69bd1234b4bab….jpg)


ff9815  No.358360

>>358356

I don't. You sure know a lot about this. Do you get wet?


b7b5dd  No.358361

>>358360

He is covered in sweat and naked


addad3  No.358362

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

objectively the best song ever


67b6ce  No.358363


9f0566  No.358364

>>358356

lol oh wow


f818e5  No.358365

File: eae8e8e24ec0c53⋯.png (28.1 KB, 640x560, 8:7, coldanddark.png)

freezing tonight smh

shivered so hard I rocked the entire desk just now


569100  No.358366

goblins


9f0566  No.358367

File: 7a323f55d7e84fd⋯.jpg (49 KB, 750x788, 375:394, Jewess 754.jpg)

i think our boy's got undiagnosed autism


f818e5  No.358368

>eight minutes of PUIR SHITE

fahck off burger CANT


ff9815  No.358369

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


13c352  No.358370

>>358369

based and taigpilled


eb547e  No.358371

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

b7b5dd  No.358372

>>358365

gonna be -15 on my newspaper route smh


67b6ce  No.358373

>>358365

its boiling hot

have to be naked with the windows open just to stop fainting tbh


ff9815  No.358374

File: 54b8fda13ee59ab⋯.png (773.51 KB, 1470x826, 105:59, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 54b8fda13ee59ab⋯.png (773.51 KB, 1470x826, 105:59, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 54b8fda13ee59ab⋯.png (773.51 KB, 1470x826, 105:59, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 54b8fda13ee59ab⋯.png (773.51 KB, 1470x826, 105:59, ClipboardImage.png)

I'LL HUFF I'LL PUFF I'LL HUFF I'LL PUFF I'LL BLOW YOU AWAY


ff9815  No.358375

>>358373

>naked with the windows open

Nonce!


f818e5  No.358376

File: e0d3657fd48bd56⋯.png (236.55 KB, 603x617, 603:617, apujust2.png)

-1


67b6ce  No.358377

File: e74999e9e473b01⋯.jpg (107.36 KB, 800x450, 16:9, swiss.jpg)


67b6ce  No.358378

File: 8b60e12494cbdc7⋯.jpg (18.38 KB, 527x553, 527:553, 1548187522981.jpg)

heeeello everyone this is steve1989 coming back at you with something new!


b7b5dd  No.358379

>>358374

is this one of the women at work who fancies me?


9f0566  No.358380

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This guy's so fucking delusional


a45ddc  No.358381

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

quintessentially anglo music


b7b5dd  No.358382

File: eccf329dadddf0c⋯.png (336.58 KB, 652x466, 326:233, ClipboardImage.png)

damn look at that earlobe


b7b5dd  No.358383

>>358380

is this a demon?


ff9815  No.358384

>>358379

No, but the women at work have their own issues.

>>358378

He looks like a geography teacher.

>>358381

Excellent taste.


67b6ce  No.358385

>put earphones in

>can still hear the music over the road

AARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH


ff9815  No.358386

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

*dances*


ff9815  No.358387

>>358385

Close the window then.


67b6ce  No.358388

>>358384

he looks rather handsome, if i may say so

sort of like me, but not anywhere near as good


67b6ce  No.358389

>>358387

but i'll sweat to death


a45ddc  No.358390

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


f818e5  No.358391

imagine the cost of dorshit running up the heating bill by having it on full blast and also opening all the windows because he doesn't know how to turn it off


b7b5dd  No.358392

File: 85c521c0b898fe5⋯.mp4 (3.87 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Vanman JF.mp4)

Vanpipo unite


67b6ce  No.358393

>>358391

i dont have the heating on dumbass frenchie


b7b5dd  No.358394

>>358384

Yeah I am too good for them tbh


ff9815  No.358395

File: 009cdf6ac3b8054⋯.jpg (31.26 KB, 388x532, 97:133, 1544574089364.jpg)


b7b5dd  No.358396

>>358391

imagine being a salty Wessex


f818e5  No.358397

>>358396

I could do with some salt

it's like grit, it'd keep the ice off


569100  No.358398

>>358382

Hadn't actually seen that image so far. Lol. It's fucking nothing

Did you see JF pick apart Joe Rogan's low IQ interjections?


67b6ce  No.358399

>>358396

he's just mad that i have a vast array of clothing suitable for winter, ensuring i shall never become cold


066255  No.358400

>>358219

Janissaries.


ff9815  No.358401

>>358399

Do a fashion show.


b7b5dd  No.358402

>>358397

They cover our mains road in salt. Will I find you next to the intersection lapping it all up?

>>358398

Yeah, lad. Never watched Joe, I didn't know he was one of the baddies.

>>358399

and you choose not to wear them


67b6ce  No.358403

File: e61fc02d4c7696d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 34.82 KB, 294x736, 147:368, JOCKED.jpg)


ff9815  No.358404

>>358403

Looks quite regal.


b7b5dd  No.358405

File: a6d30e4b50562fc⋯.png (17.19 KB, 305x421, 305:421, ClipboardImage.png)

>the harpy only made two delivering errors

smh


ff9815  No.358406

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This stand is both cool and cute!


b7b5dd  No.358407

*puts on double robes*

Why don't you do this, Wessex? YOu're a druid


b7b5dd  No.358408

>>358406

>that video of you eating and drooling just like that


569100  No.358409

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

b7b5dd  No.358410

I guess autists are just unaware when they are making a mess. Reminds me of me when I was drunk and spilled ice cream all over myself and my desk


b7b5dd  No.358411

File: be67498b572c743⋯.png (170.52 KB, 768x768, 1:1, be67498b572c743eef2c6118cf….png)

>specifically remmeber being careful getting the ice cream and putting it in the bowl, and then careful eating it but I still woke up to a mess

Maybe somebody was playing a prank on me


569100  No.358412

>>358402

I think Joe's just an idiot.


13c352  No.358413

spies


ff9815  No.358415

>>358409

>Ricky Chavass is Jotaro just like me

COOL

>>358408

>that video of him doing the iconic AWAKEN MY MASTERS scene

>>358410

>>358411

>drunk

DISGUSTANG


13c352  No.358416

ONE FUCKING JOB SPICPOSTER


569100  No.358417

>>358410

I drop a lot of food. co-ordination is hard sometimes.


f818e5  No.358418

>>358407

I do

plus blanket

it's not enough


13c352  No.358419

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


066255  No.358420

>>358382

>not actually a Vietnam veteran

keek for real?


67b6ce  No.358421

>>358411

>when you woke up covered in sick

>when you passed on a field at a festival

>when you become conscious and have no idea where you are

no thanks


569100  No.358422

I prefer food I don't have to cut, because the hassle makes me angry.


a45ddc  No.358423

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


b7b5dd  No.358424

>>358412

He has a Jewish wife and is part of the incredibly Jewish "Intellectual Dark web". He also takes delight in whites becoming a minority. Not a good boi

>>358415

>that video of him doing the iconic AWAKEN MY MASTERS scene

I should get that ripped again

>DISGUSTANG

tbh it was my third and last time. Sorry mummy

>>358418

something has to be wrong with your body. Homeless people live out in the cold just with their tattered clothes and newspapers

>>358420

google it my dude

>>358421

tbh


b7b5dd  No.358425

File: dca1ae588885418⋯.png (786.19 KB, 1190x663, 70:39, ClipboardImage.png)


ff9815  No.358426

File: fd966abe6e46b2e⋯.jpeg (34.24 KB, 723x445, 723:445, 835f3d9a2faa968eb6d4e1739….jpeg)


13c352  No.358427

>>358424

>something has to be wrong with your body.

think this is long established


67b6ce  No.358428

a lovely warm 3 degrees tbh


569100  No.358429

>>358424

Some people are just really dumb and say those things because they haven't thought them through though. There's this underlying belief that the white minority thing will never actually happen, and if it does happen, it'll just be like Star Trek, so no problem.


b7b5dd  No.358430

>>358429

My job centre therapist lass basically, but yeah I don't give Joe Rogan the same benefit of the doubt


eb547e  No.358431

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

muh nigs in the cast

still looking badass as fuck.


066255  No.358432

File: 2f6e4e9004f349b⋯.jpg (164.53 KB, 595x842, 595:842, marketing.jpg)

>>358429

>and if it does happen, it'll just be like Star Trek

>instead of Brazil or South Africa

I'm scared for the future tbh


569100  No.358433

>>358430

He just strikes me as quite thick. Could be an act. People could be feeding him lines.


ff9815  No.358434

File: 3a594ed9bf03462⋯.png (594.13 KB, 842x960, 421:480, ClipboardImage.png)

Keeek


b7b5dd  No.358435

>>358431

Can't take this universe seriously so I dropped it after the first one tbh

>>358433

>People could be feeding him lines.

yeah


67b6ce  No.358436

>>358433

copious amounts of weed, lad


b7b5dd  No.358437

File: cd422770f107b1c⋯.png (594.19 KB, 842x960, 421:480, ClipboardImage.png)


ff9815  No.358438

File: 6473e7f2b83c70b⋯.png (603.86 KB, 537x731, 537:731, ClipboardImage.png)

File: e581cda1d69fcca⋯.png (529.83 KB, 595x842, 595:842, ClipboardImage.png)

File: f1912c350424e1b⋯.png (701.12 KB, 595x842, 595:842, ClipboardImage.png)

File: d60e9cffa6710ce⋯.png (832.52 KB, 595x842, 595:842, ClipboardImage.png)

>>358432

Love that guy's work.

>>358437

>was about to say that I'd already posted tat

>saw the bulge


b7b5dd  No.358439

>>358438

Do you get these?


eb547e  No.358440

>>358435

this board or the film?


b7b5dd  No.358441

>>358440

the universe in the film


ff9815  No.358442

File: 6eeb1de90849bda⋯.png (2.51 MB, 1131x1600, 1131:1600, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 4996f5dcf246b31⋯.png (789.11 KB, 595x842, 595:842, ClipboardImage.png)

File: b9baf82f07415fb⋯.png (1.23 MB, 707x1000, 707:1000, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 5c8ccbcdb37e4a7⋯.png (525.63 KB, 500x690, 50:69, ClipboardImage.png)

>>358439

Yes. Do you?


066255  No.358443

>>358438

His(?) stuff is quality.


67b6ce  No.358444

>>358442

me in the green on the left


066255  No.358445

>>358444

Nice trips.


b7b5dd  No.358446

>>358442

I did get most so far I guess, just required a little think. Can you explain the one with green backgrounds?


67b6ce  No.358447

File: 6b9a08a161a812e⋯.jpg (42.11 KB, 548x500, 137:125, wojak.jpg)

how do you even become tired

tried everything and it just doesnt work


066255  No.358448

>>358447

Run to Exeter and back.


67b6ce  No.358449

>>358448

*legs collapse after 1minute and im left on the ground unable to sleep*


b7b5dd  No.358450

File: 7ef50a3e5ead070⋯.png (1.5 MB, 958x1200, 479:600, ClipboardImage.png)

How do I get this hairstyle?


67b6ce  No.358451

always feel so sad and depressed when i go to bed and ive exercised before, if im physically tired i get a feeling that i can never do anything again the next day

i dont understand it


67b6ce  No.358452

>>358450

go to the barbers and take that pic with you


f818e5  No.358453

>>358441

it's good tbh

how about watching the second one early on thursday?


13c352  No.358454

File: 58f235758a60e40⋯.png (6.4 MB, 2048x1536, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)


b7b5dd  No.358455

>>358451

Sounds a bit weird. Exercising does sometimes work me up and keep me from sleeping, but if I do it a while before it just makes rest feel rewarding

>>358453

Oh right I did watch the second one and didn't care for it


b7b5dd  No.358456

File: 2ccbdf030755451⋯.png (22.28 KB, 529x529, 1:1, 5778ee8ae22608ee0e415d2bf1….png)

So that's a no


b7b5dd  No.358457

File: 0b1fe3598d708a1⋯.png (21.69 KB, 639x481, 639:481, 0b1fe3598d708a18c1a9ea52b7….png)

>check newspaper route

>all those extra stops today


9d7195  No.358458

>>358442

Love this guy


b7b5dd  No.358459


b7b5dd  No.358460

>been a bad boy eating sweets today and all it's done is make me incredibly angry


c1446f  No.358461

File: cfe9de2f04c0fe8⋯.jpg (47.25 KB, 720x720, 1:1, 1547143129186.jpg)

>>358454

Beautiful tim.


9f0566  No.358462

File: 1d4923f38a293b0⋯.jpg (126.42 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, Jewess 402.jpg)


eb547e  No.358463

File: 8b5adcf5ce15ed2⋯.jpg (259.06 KB, 1180x1488, 295:372, Sainted Pepe.jpg)

>>358453

man of culture and taste.


13c352  No.358464

File: 144a27ae74961a6⋯.png (4.15 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 144a27ae74961a67beed5229c8….png)


f818e5  No.358465

File: ad2c97bc956a452⋯.png (61.23 KB, 762x754, 381:377, fatjak2.png)

>>358460

>sweeties make you angry


7a41d2  No.358466

>>358465

All the energy builds up within him, he has to either let it out through his waist or anger.


b7b5dd  No.358467

File: fc826a5d5bc7e67⋯.jpg (31.69 KB, 656x555, 656:555, fc826a5d5bc7e676918382eaff….jpg)

>>358465

because they are making me fat but I don't even get any pleasure for it. So I am going to stop, even though that's what I said at the start of this year I am doing it for reals now


eb547e  No.358468

File: 8e50e61804ff406⋯.jpg (9.34 KB, 350x334, 175:167, Sad Twinkle Eyes Pepe.jpg)

will buy 22st any choccy bar, 1 ONLY, if he`ll just like my movie choice.

k, maybe a dirty mag and 2 choccy bars.

that`s my limit.

possibly.


ff9815  No.358469

>>358446

>girl wants to plug in record player

>asks her dad to do it for her

>man plugs in socket

>gets electrocuted

>player switched on

>little girl starts dancing


eb547e  No.358470

File: 8e4850889738ec9⋯.jpg (297.92 KB, 1024x683, 1024:683, red dot paki shop.jpg)

choose 22st.


b7b5dd  No.358471

>>358468

What film is that? Keanu Reeves assassin film? I didn't really care for the universe but I enjoy the first one. It'd be better if you keep your treats to yourself and find a film we'll all enjoy

>>358469

b-but he gets electrocuted. He could have just moved the player

>>358470

Did you paint a dot on his head? It's distracting from my choice


569100  No.358472

>>358470

>image makes me feel nostalgic

Haven't been in a shitty news agents in ages


ff9815  No.358473

>>358470

>inb4 he choose a Twix over based Kinder Bueno