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Just what you need to make you feel better

File: b69e79d22e17037⋯.png (207.42 KB, 480x300, 8:5, ClipboardImage.png)

ddb1e5  No.357779

Brexit: Theresa May scraps £65 fee for EU citizens


Theresa May has scrapped the £65 fee millions of EU citizens were going to have to pay to secure the right to continue living in the UK after Brexit.

>She also vowed to seek changes to the Irish backstop from the EU.

>But she again rejected calls to rule out a "no deal" Brexit - and warned another EU referendum could threaten the UK's "social cohesion".

>Conservative rebels and Labour accused her of being in denial about the scale of opposition to her Brexit deal.

Rolls-Royce vies for UK nuclear role


Rolls-Royce has confirmed it is in talks with Chinese state-run firm China General Nuclear (CGN) over providing essential systems for a new power station in the UK.

>The UK engineering company makes instrumentation and control systems for nuclear reactors.

>The plant will be based at Bradwell, on the River Blackwater in Essex.

>The project is one of three new nuclear schemes in this country in which CGN is centrally involved.

Egypt TV host Mohamed al-Ghiety jailed for interviewing gay man


An Egyptian TV presenter has been sentenced to one year of hard labour for interviewing a gay man last year.

>A court in Giza also fined Mohamed al-Ghiety 3,000 Egyptian pounds ($167; £130) for "promoting homosexuality" on his privately owned LTC TV channel.

>The gay man, whose identity was hidden, had talked about life as a sex worker.

>Homosexuality is not explicitly criminalised in Egypt, however, the authorities have been increasingly cracking down on the LGBT community.

b7b5dd  No.357784

nice goodlad

569100  No.357786

File: 1388010b1a7475d⋯.png (6.81 KB, 285x374, 285:374, mmm1.png)


7a41d2  No.357787

>Copying the /brit/ thread

Low effort lad.

f818e5  No.357788



I'll thank you not to implicate me in whatever gay drama goes on where I can't see it

I have no fucking clue what you are talking about

all I know is that she voice acted for waifuposter's disgusting gay harem fapfic featuring her, neo and pembs and I was really disappointed by her participation in that since I thought she was better than those two

f818e5  No.357789


I'd post what I wrote but it's shit tbh

b7b5dd  No.357790


um leave what was said in the previous thread in the previous thread

7a41d2  No.357791

Made another thread before I realised this one was posted, if it's not deleted it can be a reserve.

ddb1e5  No.357792

File: b0c0adf63999456⋯.jpg (1.42 MB, 1920x1280, 3:2, 1920px-Sainte_Chapelle_Int….jpg)


they're both muh threads they're twins

67b6ce  No.357793

File: 21f0b2ddd19db84⋯.jpg (98.19 KB, 750x750, 1:1, 1547227441906.jpg)


unless they are pale with blue eyes and black hair

ddb1e5  No.357794


Yah I'll use it next time pal.

b7b5dd  No.357795

File: 47c0ff6266fe475⋯.png (289.29 KB, 470x595, 94:119, ClipboardImage.png)


*deletes it*

f818e5  No.357796


stop bringing up drama and things I don't know about then you enormous faggot

67b6ce  No.357797

anyone that still posts on /shit/ should be forbidden from posting here

b7b5dd  No.357798

b7b5dd  No.357799

File: e26f54ab7a384b8⋯.png (19.94 KB, 640x529, 640:529, 5778ee8ae22608ee0e415d2bf1….png)


Raise your hands if you post on /brit/

I already banned Westie

f818e5  No.357800

9ca348  No.357801

File: 89dc28257c127b8⋯.png (4.46 MB, 1536x2048, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

File: e844d18e509f831⋯.png (1.93 MB, 848x1131, 848:1131, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 9c4768031cb681b⋯.png (6.77 MB, 1858x2048, 929:1024, ClipboardImage.png)

for her

b7b5dd  No.357802

File: 71c56ec8c305d1d⋯.png (4.04 KB, 317x95, 317:95, ca47022eb360f48249fbefd80f….png)


Somebody who wants to be unbanned from /brit/ should also get the hammer tbh…

f818e5  No.357803


literally almost a year now lad

don't give a shit about those retards, they are worse drama whores than you lot here

67b6ce  No.357804


why do you have fixations of other women when you have a gf? i dont understand it

b7b5dd  No.357805


What race is he?


Thati s weird. After 3 months all bans end

f818e5  No.357806

>still saying things which clearly aren't true

it's the plotting of the mooneunuch anyway

he is probably still mad that I coined that name

b7b5dd  No.357807


that's weird. My permanent ban ended after 3 months

f818e5  No.357808

File: 5f321473a89e7eb⋯.png (14.49 KB, 314x364, 157:182, angryfrog.png)

stop it

8701ae  No.357809




You know, you would be a lot happier if you had a lass like Frances

67b6ce  No.357810


i am not attracted to her in any way

8701ae  No.357811

File: a7fdf333c0d3738⋯.png (306.26 KB, 555x546, 185:182, happy.png)

No I mean seriously she's adorable aaaaahhhhhh

8701ae  No.357812



b7b5dd  No.357813

File: 72cd03426357531⋯.png (399.17 KB, 750x699, 250:233, ClipboardImage.png)

who /KGBish/ here?

b7b5dd  No.357814

File: 1d4c09438953656⋯.png (23.82 KB, 529x529, 1:1, 5778ee8ae22608ee0e415d2bf1….png)


well well well well well well if it isn't the Hertschad

67b6ce  No.357815

File: eb08fd00ad2d1ea⋯.jpg (293.38 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, 1545866915095.jpg)


nuh uh

8701ae  No.357816


well well well well well well well well well well well well well if it isn't farty marty



67b6ce  No.357817



lad you are gay for real if you wouldnae cummy inside that

b7b5dd  No.357818

File: 833459eae106e0e⋯.png (190.97 KB, 598x598, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

b7b5dd  No.357819


Bring her to me, adl

9ca348  No.357820


literally looks like miss piggy

b7b5dd  No.357821

it'd be easier to take criticism of somebody's look from you two if you didn't like this >>357811

67b6ce  No.357822


sorry, shes mine


frances looks like a PAKI

8701ae  No.357823


She looks fat and fake smh



8701ae  No.357824

File: 7baed60cf822c47⋯.png (23.12 KB, 405x165, 27:11, beauty.png)


Frances is objectively beautiful though

67b6ce  No.357825

File: c45e7f0afca85de⋯.jpg (126.75 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, 0S0Qo78.jpg)


she looks THICC

damn fine

9f0566  No.357826

File: 0372965dd7a791b⋯.jpg (41.47 KB, 564x564, 1:1, Jewess 783.jpg)

b7b5dd  No.357827

post some local slags from tinder

8701ae  No.357828

>my fat flatmate just got a gf

>she's good looking, thin yet curvy

spic btfo, looks mean fuck all if you're charming enough and not absolutely disgusting


thicc = fat

death to fat women

b7b5dd  No.357829


snap a cheeky pic of her

67b6ce  No.357830


thicc = fertile and able to provide valuable nutrients to offspring

unlike anorexic infertile thots

b7b5dd  No.357831

make her cheat on him and then dump her because you don't date cheaters

then pay alimony for the kid

67b6ce  No.357832



now youre going to have to listen to them pounding away

9f0566  No.357833


>spic btfo, looks mean fuck all if you're charming enough and not absolutely disgusting


9ca348  No.357834


9ca348  No.357835

right whenever spic comes back we have to pester him to put the spies filter back in

this is unnacceptable

67b6ce  No.357836


we have to pester him to give BO away to someone who is capable and not a drooling retard

9ca348  No.357837


also this

baby steps though

8701ae  No.357838




thicc is too fat though, there's such a thing as balance


Nah our walls are great at insulating sound, thank fuck


Also this

67b6ce  No.357839


you think your walls will stop the sound? my 2ft thick stone walls don't stop the sound of the lesbos

thicc is lovely, yummy cuddly mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm woweeeeeeeeeeee

but i like lasses of all sizes

9f0566  No.357840


c'mon now, lets be fair, a drooling retard could do a better job

67b6ce  No.357841


yeah, even wessex could do a better job

b7b5dd  No.357842

don't normiess slap the wall to tell their flatmates that they are "getting lucky"?

9ca348  No.357843


not really

b7b5dd  No.357844

*howls like a wolf*

8701ae  No.357845


Well I don't hear anything so either my flatmates are all incels or the walls are doing their job

I like skinny girls ngl, but I see the appeal of curvier girls, they probably are better in the long run

67b6ce  No.357846



either way i would find such a situation to be so uncomfortable that i would grab something and go in their and smash the lads skull in

i cannot abide such a situation happening to me, only I should be able to have sex, nobody else

066255  No.357847

File: a5c239e2728637d⋯.jpg (533.16 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, what videogames are about.jpg)


This is the kind of post that keeps me coming back to /newbrit/ tbh

b7b5dd  No.357848

File: b95aa94b2ef8283⋯.png (103.13 KB, 887x329, 887:329, ClipboardImage.png)

File: cc3635081674f74⋯.jpg (94.25 KB, 471x388, 471:388, 1546420113610.jpg)

8701ae  No.357849


No, at most there's maybe a wink to them before or afterwards if they're a close mate, but life isn't an American Pie film

67b6ce  No.357850


id hit someone if they even dared do anything like that

8701ae  No.357851

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.



What if they softly kissed you on the lips instead?

b7b5dd  No.357852

File: 0bc446c7fffd5f8⋯.png (223.06 KB, 1024x888, 128:111, ClipboardImage.png)


Hmm is this a /brit/boi?

066255  No.357853

b7b5dd  No.357854


>but life isn't an American Pie film


67b6ce  No.357855


is it a girl or a boy? ;o

9f0566  No.357856

File: b226271fda805e5⋯.jpg (146.82 KB, 691x625, 691:625, 753.jpg)


>telling people you've had sex

b7b5dd  No.357857


what's not to get, lad?

b7b5dd  No.357858

>tfw you do the secret "I had sex handshake" in full view of the conquered hambeast

67b6ce  No.357859

File: 8e425794bf6b44c⋯.jpg (333.53 KB, 720x888, 30:37, 1545505587367.jpg)


>tfw you do the *lights pipe* gesture in full view of the lass so you make sure she gets the hint

b7b5dd  No.357860

File: 44623f430cc6931⋯.png (349.26 KB, 492x306, 82:51, ClipboardImage.png)



>tfw you now understand this memi

8701ae  No.357861


Sorry for ruining life smh



Imagine his kips on yours, as what was merely a perfunctory kiss escalates into full blown passion between the two of you…


It's meant to be subtle tbf



569100  No.357862

>when the lasse leaves the room, and you break into the traditional post sex Morris dancing, and song.

b7b5dd  No.357863

File: 88574a44541ad42⋯.png (219.37 KB, 371x323, 371:323, ClipboardImage.png)

67b6ce  No.357864


>calls me gay

>writes that

67b6ce  No.357865

or did you call me gay? i cant remember

8701ae  No.357866


I thought you were a girl


I did indeed call you a bender

f818e5  No.357867

File: a08257e3442ed15⋯.png (2.34 MB, 1910x881, 1910:881, ClipboardImage.png)

9f0566  No.357868


it may be subtle, but my contempt is alot harder to hide

8701ae  No.357869


Loosen up

67b6ce  No.357870


fuck off you prick i will kill you

9f0566  No.357871



or who ravaged you, in the case of jocko

b7b5dd  No.357872

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


who /shewolf/ here?

ddb1e5  No.357873

File: cf7bf25651c1307⋯.png (902.58 KB, 550x778, 275:389, ClipboardImage.png)

Night pembs

8701ae  No.357874


Good luck


Why not? Then we can share!

67b6ce  No.357875


why dont you have a gf yet?

f818e5  No.357876

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


9f0566  No.357877

File: 3cbb15c49147a16⋯.gif (1.85 MB, 584x345, 584:345, Jewess 658.gif)

f818e5  No.357878

File: 71cc40bbbcd16f0⋯.png (126.28 KB, 1127x267, 1127:267, ClipboardImage.png)

how old is lee again

67b6ce  No.357879

>ywn tie herts to a chair and fuck several women infront of him

066255  No.357880

File: 919a9a9f628ec93⋯.png (204.94 KB, 501x445, 501:445, dismissive gesture.png)


>come visit Sheffield

67b6ce  No.357881

goodnight you filthy little slags

9f0566  No.357882


he'd love that, being as he's so into "sharing"; why not then make a show of it.

066255  No.357883

File: 89f4c4e9b35b14c⋯.png (1.07 MB, 1280x1659, 1280:1659, thought spud.png)


hmm, is there such a thing as bull fetishism?

9f0566  No.357884

File: 1973d1174ae4955⋯.jpg (73.33 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, Jewess 724.jpg)


nu-night, bud.

67b6ce  No.357885


yes, i have it lots of men probably do tbh

066255  No.357886

Now I've written it down I just noticed that cuck/bull form a pair just as cock/ball do.

8701ae  No.357887


It's complicated



f818e5  No.357888

File: f78078988cf2895⋯.png (27.54 KB, 300x250, 6:5, laugh3.png)

>he only has one ball

ddb1e5  No.357889

File: 4c86d8411ed9ab1⋯.jpg (537.57 KB, 1180x786, 590:393, yorkshiiiiite.jpg)

File: 34aa8f4d78367a8⋯.png (1.76 MB, 850x1133, 850:1133, ClipboardImage.png)



Kino town hall tbf

b7b5dd  No.357890

File: df14cb97bd78ffa⋯.png (26.22 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 1b944207d54c7e6ff98be74c8c….png)

Just noticed penis and vagina form a pair

f818e5  No.357891

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

ddb1e5  No.357892


>harrys bare legs when hes flying the broomstick

bit strange

f818e5  No.357893

File: d0caa887d91e50f⋯.png (2.24 MB, 1200x1200, 1:1, popo1.png)

>jumping to that conclusion instead of realizing he is wearing tan trousers

extra-confirmed gay, and nonce

sick, sick northerner

ddb1e5  No.357894

oh those are just very cream coloured trousers rofl

ddb1e5  No.357895

File: ba5d79958ee563e⋯.png (102.38 KB, 381x283, 381:283, ClipboardImage.png)



b7b5dd  No.357896

File: 0e83ebf81437f30⋯.png (831.43 KB, 1065x859, 1065:859, ClipboardImage.png)



looks like some nice beige trousers to me, gay battyboi

9d7195  No.357897

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

f818e5  No.357898

File: 3d0732caf19c1a9⋯.png (48.03 KB, 255x255, 1:1, bowdenpepe2.png)

very clearly trousers unless you think harry has elephantiasis


f818e5  No.357899


disrespectful tbh

ddb1e5  No.357900

File: 50ff74d8cddb4b6⋯.jpg (26.75 KB, 773x480, 773:480, Honeyview_image.jpg)

>people bullying me for my poor eyesight

shocked and apalled

f818e5  No.357901

File: 922ccbf641a1be6⋯.png (338.82 KB, 488x746, 244:373, these eyes want to murder ….png)


>it doesn't automatically make it into a webm

b7b5dd  No.357902

b7b5dd  No.357903

File: 9bcb1034f35f26a⋯.jpg (7.78 KB, 251x242, 251:242, 1543241342220.jpg)

a45ddc  No.357904

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

fucking hell lads, don't do this

f818e5  No.357905

File: 208089c6e177ab6⋯.png (90.57 KB, 255x249, 85:83, molymeme4.png)

9d7195  No.357906

f818e5  No.357907

File: 925260c8fd33ca1⋯.png (1.39 MB, 958x1052, 479:526, Gowilla Thernofish.png)

ddb1e5  No.357908


Jesus, just leaving something for 2 days wrecks you that bad.

f818e5  No.357909

>2 days

brainlet nonce homo smh

b7b5dd  No.357910


based fitting gorilla voice

f818e5  No.357911

File: 6ec4eb1266122ab⋯.png (624.47 KB, 559x754, 43:58, Doublesarg.png)

b7b5dd  No.357912

File: d499f770ded1c04⋯.png (558.71 KB, 759x1114, 759:1114, d499f770ded1c04bae8e586037….png)


keek. The way they move around before you click them. so cute.


ddb1e5  No.357913


You can leave pasta in the fridge for 4 days fine, it's him leaving it out on the countertop for 2 days that let the bacteria grow.

f818e5  No.357914

File: d0a46b26c0002a0⋯.png (298.29 KB, 612x408, 3:2, nigglet.png)


>out for a walk and suddenly Carl of Swindon pops out of the ground, spots you and begins aggressively nodding

b7b5dd  No.357915


would put in pokeball

f818e5  No.357916

File: 31c6f3cac87725f⋯.png (822.08 KB, 639x794, 639:794, happy.png)

Meanwhile, in the Wolf's Lair


b7b5dd  No.357917

9d7195  No.357918


Oh shit this one fits really well

f818e5  No.357919

File: 3a4dc49c9e9bd10⋯.png (635.5 KB, 742x573, 742:573, sleepy.png)

>no SE or Mersey to make webms out of Varg and Hitler

b7b5dd  No.357920

f818e5  No.357921




b7b5dd  No.357922

File: cdcc5134f198ed6⋯.png (205.33 KB, 368x516, 92:129, civic laff.png)

9d7195  No.357923

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

f818e5  No.357924

b7b5dd  No.357925

f818e5  No.357926

Meanwhile on TV


I opened it

ban yourself

b7b5dd  No.357927


I told you not to smh

b7b5dd  No.357928

File: e6b859cb5547138⋯.png (210.32 KB, 444x444, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

it looks like demon imagery when he opens his mouth, I guess because the dick becomes one of these types of beard

569100  No.357929

f818e5  No.357930

goodnight lads



wews needs a webm too aahhhhhh if only I was competent at computers

f818e5  No.357931

b7b5dd  No.357932

File: 21f6219a954a53a⋯.png (50.63 KB, 1406x1031, 1406:1031, yqfee.png)

b7b5dd  No.357933



nigh nigh lad pal

569100  No.357934


Wonder if I can get him to watch this during one of his livestreams

569100  No.357935

b7b5dd  No.357936


the doogles are taking over

569100  No.357937

Just realised they do different things if you let them loop

b7b5dd  No.357938

File: 939e514cb03f4f1⋯.png (11.26 KB, 525x468, 175:156, 939e514cb03f4f101b0e6c2e13….png)

569100  No.357939


b7b5dd  No.357940


eb547e  No.357941


b7b5dd  No.357942

569100  No.357943

File: 4a5d771c61a2816⋯.jpg (309.68 KB, 1200x960, 5:4, based shitainposter.jpg)

ba6908  No.357944



is that first pic shopped or did she actually get fat? keek



>I miss Neo, but she hates us now

what is this about?


she puts the "poo" in "pooch"


this. >>357815 is 10/10


>spic btfo, looks mean fuck all if you're charming enough and not absolutely disgusting

attracting the opposite sex if you're not physically attractive is an extreme uphill battle. not saying it's impossible but there's an element of challenge that isn't present when you're hot. 99% of people decide whether they want to fuck somebody or not in the first second of having them in their field of vision


>right whenever spic comes back we have to pester him to put the spies filter back in

I've been thinking of restoring the wordfilters, but I need the discord = bongo bongoland one. somebody tell me what it was, case sensitive, character by character, 100% accurate. I must have missed it when I saved the wordfilters before I removed them



the psychological root is probably the same as cuck fetishism- low self esteem. the bull fetishist is just a bit less of a faggot- he wants to assert his alleged worthiness, prove himself to himself and the world, whereas the cuck just wants his failures shoved in his face for masochistic fulfillment

I don't see why any man would want another man involved in a sex fantasy of his, tbh. seems pretty gay. the natural sex fantasy of man is to be the only guy on Earth and to have every hot girl in the world in a giant harem

b7b5dd  No.357945

File: 853c48eb08a1489⋯.png (1.49 MB, 800x1093, 800:1093, ClipboardImage.png)

b7b5dd  No.357946


Fake yeah.

>I miss Neo, but she hates us now

she doesn't post much anymore because we're toxic smh

9f0566  No.357947

File: cfb417d204f0360⋯.mp4 (3.15 MB, 540x360, 3:2, cfb417d204f0360aad50be79aa….mp4)


absolutely /toxic/

b7b5dd  No.357948


hey that looks like your jewess

9f0566  No.357949


not everybody with messy dark shoulder length hair is as perfect as my beautiful milana, lad.

b7b5dd  No.357950

File: 7310fa9ba21474f⋯.png (13.28 KB, 400x480, 5:6, 7310fa9ba21474f0e628b786d7….png)

9f0566  No.357951


kek, nevermind. she actually does.

b7b5dd  No.357952


she's my girlfriend

9f0566  No.357953



569100  No.357954

I think this JF stream's about to get uncomfortable.

b7b5dd  No.357955

File: c8fdb94f26ef6a3⋯.png (663.88 KB, 1235x781, 1235:781, ClipboardImage.png)

>A tranny has had sex with a girl

ahhhh mummyyy

b7b5dd  No.357956

File: 31af8e1d4dca411⋯.png (2.27 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)

>snog means kiss and cuddle

okay still more than me

569100  No.357957

This isn't Rudd, is it?

b7b5dd  No.357958

File: 6616b07a09d2789⋯.mp4 (489.96 KB, 388x640, 97:160, Fritz Lang.mp4)

9f0566  No.357959

File: b05844182411856⋯.jpg (56.72 KB, 564x804, 47:67, Jewess 786.jpg)


wishing you could snog a lass?

ba6908  No.357960


>she doesn't post much anymore because we're toxic smh

seems like she makes a few posts every day, I figured she was just busy. well it's a few specific posters, anyways

b7b5dd  No.357961


yeah that would be nice I guess

569100  No.357962

File: 3d7e29cf1fa6bb3⋯.jpg (16.89 KB, 256x353, 256:353, laughingelfman.jpg)


*superchat's the Fritz Lang question

b7b5dd  No.357963


keek. Funny but I can't.

9f0566  No.357964



What is the max pixel length-width for flags?

ba6908  No.357965

File: bfb286e10ba38ce⋯.png (12.27 KB, 1475x254, 1475:254, Untitled.png)

9f0566  No.357966

File: e3680c54126872d⋯.png (711 B, 15x15, 1:1, tessa.png)


Could you add this?

9f0566  No.357967

File: 6ae359a0b54d5bd⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 601 B, 20x15, 4:3, NorgeBane.png)

or maybe this

ba6908  No.357968


we had a high of -13.89 degrees C today, how does that compare to Norwegian weather?


yeah, what is it though? also how does the above compare to Canadian weather?

9f0566  No.357969

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


It's Tessa Violet.

Today was the warmest day in a while, though I don't know what it was. Right now it's -13c with the wind temperature being -18c.

b7b5dd  No.357970

File: 31af8e1d4dca411⋯.png (2.27 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)

>tfw a friend of mine is having the surgery this year

ba6908  No.357971

kek there's this endangered water frog named Romeo that's been alone in captivity for years and now they're going to introduce a female named Juliet on Valentine's Day in the hopes that they will mate

b7b5dd  No.357972


colder than today, been -20 a few weeks ago, but yeah it isn't always cold. been pretty mild lately

ba6908  No.357973




I'll add 'em if you or somebody else actually intends on using them. don't want the flags to get too bloated with non-British-themed things that nobody is ever gonna use


what surgery? is it becoming a trap?



damn, I was hoping to have out-colded you northernly lads. it was unusually cold today, we had the lowest high temp since 1994. that storm Harvey gave us like 4-6" of snow and then it rained a lot on top so everything is icy as hell and the roads are awful, I'm gonna have to drive tomorrow and it'll be rough, don't even have snow tires

9f0566  No.357974


>I'll add 'em if you or somebody else actually intends on using them.

Yeah, I'll be using the tessa one

b7b5dd  No.357975


>what surgery? is it becoming a trap?

yes, sexual reassignment surgery

>damn, I was hoping to have out-colded you northernly lads. it was unusually cold today, we had the lowest high temp since 1994. that storm Harvey gave us like 4-6" of snow and then it rained a lot on top so everything is icy as hell and the roads are awful, I'm gonna have to drive tomorrow and it'll be rough, don't even have snow tires

only been -10 today. this week it will get even milder. Been snowing a lot though. Luckily I get to borrow the four wheel drive for driving newspapers

b7b5dd  No.357976

>I'm gonna have to drive tomorrow and it'll be rough, don't even have snow tires

take it slow dude.

ba6908  No.357977


I added 'em anyway. "Tessa" and "Sapmi", refresh in a few mins


>yes, sexual reassignment surgery

oh shit

I was just meming


thanks, lad

b7b5dd  No.357978


it's an online friend, still. arguments don't work smh

9f0566  No.357979

File: 454e7e9c00b2011⋯.jpg (41.08 KB, 564x561, 188:187, Jewess 767.jpg)


alright, be safe

ba6908  No.357980

File: 73c4d201ed65e7b⋯.png (6.44 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 73c4d201ed65e7bf7b11d539a6….png)

>tfw my polish childhood best friend became "bi" and works for jewgle

>tfw one time he messaged me on steam coming out as "bi" and asking if I was okay with it and at the time I said I was but if the same thing happened now I'd tell him to rethink it 'cause it's fucked up

b7b5dd  No.357981


did he snap out of it?

ba6908  No.357982

prolly makes a lotta munny though, at least there's that, maybe he'll find a blonde polack lass and have whiten up murica with some slavaryan babbies


idk, that was the last I heard of him

9f0566  No.357983


my ex-gf was bi. it's a good call to avoid, tbh.

9f0566  No.357984


yikes that one looks bad

b7b5dd  No.357985

File: 1513143a0c33769⋯.jpg (64.93 KB, 750x750, 1:1, 1530867328646.jpg)

b7b5dd  No.357986


Keek. Fucking samis

>their own news

>their own radio channel

>their own road signs

9f0566  No.357987


This one's much better at it's size. I only wanted this one to bully norgelad harder.

I might just keep to using the Canadian one

b7b5dd  No.357988


it actually looks good while small tbh, it's an eyesore when big

ba6908  No.357989

used to sleep over his house and play video games and horseplay and shit. he was like a year older and introduced me to runescape, guild wars (original). later we went to LAN parties and played TF2

then I was wondering if I played any role in turning him to the gay, 'cause one time I hit him in the balls as a joke and another time I mooned him as a joke but my low-hanging scrotum was more prominent than the moon. my intentions were pure, it was just a prank bro, smh


what did you expect? kek. I had to ask what it was

b7b5dd  No.357990

File: 84c2b7064271794⋯.png (867.42 KB, 1138x612, 569:306, ClipboardImage.png)


9f0566  No.357991

File: 9f52a6a39d4b9b7⋯.png (862.42 KB, 628x699, 628:699, ahhhhhhhhh.PNG)

File: c4b83afa7ad7d7b⋯.png (4.92 KB, 448x448, 1:1, tessa-fin3.png)


I was hoping it would turn out better so I could use it.

b7b5dd  No.357992


>, 'cause one time I hit him in the balls as a joke and another time I mooned him as a joke but my low-hanging scrotum was more prominent than the moon. my intentions were pure, it was just a prank bro, smh


>, 'cause one time I hit him in the balls as a joke and another time I mooned him as a joke but my low-hanging scrotum was more prominent than the moon. my intentions were pure, it was just a prank bro, smh

top fucking keek. Think that's just normal male behaviour lad, basically mocking gayism rather than supporting it.

b7b5dd  No.357993

File: 0996b7a509c2d44⋯.png (2.54 MB, 1440x1640, 36:41, ClipboardImage.png)

smell it

b7b5dd  No.357994

File: cafff23d02a0213⋯.png (14.92 MB, 3056x3056, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

The Sami parliament

9f0566  No.357995


teenay, i think my cuzin's from there!

ba6908  No.357996

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.


>Think that's just normal male behaviour lad, basically mocking gayism rather than supporting it

exactly. but I still wonder if it had an effect on him

his polish mummy with the thick accent used to make us waffles and dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets


reminds me of this classic

b7b5dd  No.357997

File: 21a72fcd0379de5⋯.png (246.14 KB, 600x398, 300:199, ClipboardImage.png)



I'll beat you up if you don't post youtube versions of videos

b7b5dd  No.357998


>his polish mummy with the thick accent used to make us waffles and dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets


ba6908  No.357999


>I'll beat you up if you don't post youtube versions of videos

I'd recommend downloading freetube client, you can copy paste any youtube/indivious/hooktube link into it and it will rip it from invidious and play it

b7b5dd  No.358000

b7b5dd  No.358001

File: d82cda3c1eb7b67⋯.png (442.59 KB, 933x484, 933:484, image.png)

just conform to us

9f0566  No.358002

File: 5bdf80da7c3ef06⋯.mp4 (5.3 MB, 256x352, 8:11, Beautiful Vietnam Girl Sin….mp4)

I found this on YouTube and thought it was cute

9f0566  No.358003


I like how CAW has signature 'tism hair, lmao. Who's the rest though?

b7b5dd  No.358004

File: bc523db39ac50af⋯.png (3.91 MB, 2048x1365, 2048:1365, ClipboardImage.png)


b7b5dd  No.358005


KEEK. She's made her own hair into a symbol of the tism, but nah it wasn't actually made for us, keek.

9f0566  No.358006


Her hair does elude to autism, imo.

- Straight and prim

- Lending to innocence

- Easy to maintain and simple in appearance

b7b5dd  No.358007


How does any of that elude to autism?

ba6908  No.358008





wew, they really are your injuns


oh wow I thought you made it because of the hair

like the fringe hairstyle, tbh. the only girl I ever loved was this qt freckly northern italian girl with the F R I N G G that sat in front of me in english class in middle school. don't think I'll ever feel such a pure, obsessive infatuation like that again. any time I see a girl I find cute, it's just "yeah she's cute/hot/pretty/whatever, I wouldn't mind dating her", there's no deep infatuation aspect to it anymore. I don't even "like" girls anymore, it's just 'finding them to be an appealing piece of meat'. smh


most astute

9f0566  No.358009


It's highly practical without being informal or difficult to prepare in the morning. It's regimented.

b7b5dd  No.358010


>wew, they really are your injuns

keek. a lot of people have built tents like that, lad

> I don't even "like" girls anymore, it's just 'finding them to be an appealing piece of meat'.

kek. Maybe you'll feel it again once you get in a relationship


hm, okay. I don't know much about hair

b7b5dd  No.358011

File: a5e57c4d821a4a4⋯.png (1.54 MB, 743x1023, 743:1023, ClipboardImage.png)

>tfw no aesthetic samurai

ba6908  No.358012


>kek. Maybe you'll feel it again once you get in a relationship

hopefully. if I ever find a truly sweet and pure grill that would give me a reason to feel like that again

>hm, okay. I don't know much about hair

gonna get a haircut tomorrow by a lil qt slav lady, she's short and hot and the place smells really good, they must heavily perfume the walls or something

b7b5dd  No.358013


what cut you getting, lad?

ba6908  No.358014


idk. straight in the back, around the ears, bangs

b7b5dd  No.358015


male bangs?

b7b5dd  No.358016


ba6908  No.358017

File: 7701f201eb633e9⋯.png (186.38 KB, 528x498, 88:83, 1458097668608.png)


nah, female bangs

b7b5dd  No.358018

File: 0edbb043bab5551⋯.png (12.4 KB, 419x395, 419:395, 8c07bd2f3aa2ed12f65aa3f5e4….png)



ba6908  No.358019


side swept bangs, idk exactly, that's the thing I'm just hoping she'll do right 'cause idk what I want for that. need some kinda bangs for my face

b7b5dd  No.358020

File: 71ffe4fdeb54025⋯.png (19.2 KB, 712x504, 89:63, 79c4eddfbf3d9afe73a08ec4f7….png)


>he doesn't get his mummy to do it

ba6908  No.358021


used to have my aunt cut my hair but last time it wasn't so great

b7b5dd  No.358022

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Amazing. Such impressive beasts

b7b5dd  No.358023

nigh nigh

ba6908  No.358024


night toots

ba6908  No.358025

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

ba6908  No.358026

File: 549337c4b746417⋯.jpg (7.39 KB, 255x132, 85:44, ad9855b2860c611da21c8baff5….jpg)

Human sexuality in the modern politically correct age. Solutions to coworker attraction?

>My personal issue is that I have a coworker, who to her credit is a very nice person and good at her job, but who I'm very attracted to. Now that on its own isn't a problem. But she also wears high heels to push out her ass, sexy yet professional clothing, and shows lots of cleavage. I guess that wouldn't even be a problem either. Except she comes to my desk to collaborate and seek my help a lot, which is encouraged at my company, and she sits very close to me with her tits pushed out over the desk. There's lots of cleavage, lots of exposed boob, and I can regularly see her bra when she reaches for things. She's also very personable and friendly so she brushes my arm and leans alongside me to read what I'm reading.

>I'm absolutely certain all of this is innocent and she's genuinely trying to do her job, but it's now been 3 times that I've developed an erection against my will and twice I've had to come up with excuses to stay at my desk so I can wait for my erection to go away. Additionally, due to all the close contact and her breasts being so exposed and so close to me so often, I get worried just looking in her direction when she's walking around the office in her heels because I don't want to get turned on.

>I've done absolutely everything correctly, however this situation obviously isn't sustainable. In today's corporate climate I'll absolutely get fired for having an erection even if it's not my choice, but I'll also get fired if I tell my coworker that her tits in close proximity to me are a distraction. I can't ask her to dress differently, I can't ask her to cover up her boobs, and I can't even refuse to collaborate with her. I feel trapped. I'm not a sexist but I am human, and the culture at my company is just not reasonable when it comes to these things. I'm starting to think my only option is to quit.

this was posted on /pol/ as a thread, kek. unironically best in catalog yet it was nuked

a45ddc  No.358027

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

ba6908  No.358028

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

67b6ce  No.358029

File: 19f23d2ae4f1e66⋯.png (157.11 KB, 508x424, 127:106, 1479752461150.png)

>ywn sign aboard a whaling ship


f818e5  No.358030

File: 6b6b1f4c43458b8⋯.png (320.78 KB, 1508x892, 377:223, apuimageboard.png)

>neo doesn't post much because WE're toxic

lmao the utter hypocricy

I assume it is just that WP's brainwashing is almost complete and xe will DeFOO from the imageboard and retreat permanently into discord, abuse the cult they have created for a few months before it explodes in faggotry and drama, leon kills himself and xe meets WP face to face and finds out just how much he has been putting on a charade for so long

f818e5  No.358031

File: c7802ccec82ff90⋯.mp4 (7.65 MB, 512x810, 256:405, anime heil.mp4)

ddb1e5  No.358032


dam you're pretty jelly waifuposter stole your gf neo

plenty more fish in the sea bud

f818e5  No.358033

File: 73c4d201ed65e7b⋯.png (6.44 KB, 418x408, 209:204, backpepe.png)


yeah lad

I wanted xim to be MY neethog to keep in the basement

are you still part of the faggot cult? smh

ddb1e5  No.358034


>yeah lad

>I wanted xim to be MY neethog to keep in the basement

many a truth are told in jest, only someone jelly could care this much and keep banging on about it

not part of any cult rofl

ddb1e5  No.358035

File: 98a18d78a16b412⋯.png (939.96 KB, 732x1024, 183:256, ClipboardImage.png)

Brexit Boost: New Zealand PM Vows to Stand by Britain ‘Whatever You Decide’


The Prime Minister of New Zealand has vowed her country will stand by Britain after Brexit, encouraging it to leave the EU on terms which will allow the Kiwis to deepen their commercial ties to the mother country.

>Jacinda Ardern highlighted the fact that “four in every five New Zealanders still claims British heritage; our foundational Treaty of Waitangi of 1840 was signed by Māori chiefs and representatives of Queen Victoria, and our people served alongside one another through two world wars” in a column for the Telegraph, as well as her own “deep personal connection” to the kingdom.

Really comfy article. Restore Empire when?

f818e5  No.358036

File: 6b81e67df908513⋯.png (1.76 MB, 1280x1659, 1280:1659, big think.png)


>how dare you comment on a topic brought up previously on the board by someone else this means you must be overly invested!

>thinking this far in to a shitpost

>white knighting

naturally I would rather conquer neo's stinky plastic crack pouch if xe was really female, especially if it would cuck WP because every interaction I have had with him is negative and my perception of him is as a generally unlikeable twat, so in many respects a more chadsperg version of myself, albeit with the autism and the lack of social awareness to do things like form a discord harem

f818e5  No.358037

File: b30391e1f8690d1⋯.png (488.83 KB, 1024x416, 32:13, ClipboardImage.png)

ddb1e5  No.358038



keek you really are jelly you need to let it go

f818e5  No.358039

File: e84c97e445bf63a⋯.png (84.51 KB, 255x223, 255:223, eeeeeeeeeeeeeee.png)


lad stop it's not helping AAAAAAAAAAAAGH

it's not my fault this place is the only socializing I get to the point that I can't help but orbit the "lasses" and form deep seated grudges against people more competent than me

f818e5  No.358040

File: 596a9add13895f5⋯.png (464.52 KB, 599x585, 599:585, ClipboardImage.png)

it is my fault however that I let it get to me

although arguably never being guided into developing the necessary outlooks and behaviours could be blamed

yes hhmm I think that is better, it's all someone else's fault

9d7195  No.358041



f818e5  No.358042

File: c048f07b427ce03⋯.png (966.28 KB, 672x787, 672:787, boomerjakpathetic.png)

Seriously this.

>No culture because culture is bad

>Attacked from every angle whether it's their race, culture, upbringing

>Society systematically stamping out the family and wholesome sources of community (church, boy scouts, etc)

>Cultural icons only allowed to preach degeneracy and isolation

>Everyone encouraged to self-isolate onto phones/games and never develop social skills

>After 14+ years of mandatory government education children graduate with zero life skills and don't know how to pay taxes or even pump gas

>Parents overwhelmingly don't/can't teach their kids life skills due to a 55%+ divorce rate tearing families apart

>Drugs available in schools only helping the decline

>Brainwashed from birth to become rejects and failures by boomers/gen X'ers who allowed it, then harassed by boomers and X'ers for becoming exactly what boomers and X'ers allowed for

Nothing I hate more than boomers and x'ers spitting on millenials like they're a fluke that got warped into reality by mistake. Millenials are the natural result of an antisocial society created specifically to destroy lives. I just wish the Boomers/X'ers/"""Greatest Generation""" responsible for it all would fucking rot in hell already, the prideful cocksuckers. Set the house on fire and then yell at millenials for trying to put it out.

f818e5  No.358043

File: 21b86c46f3cb8a2⋯.png (274.2 KB, 500x367, 500:367, ClipboardImage.png)


a251ec  No.358044

File: e7aa81a938df4bd⋯.jpg (451.27 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1548152420037.jpg)


I want her to wash my penis

f818e5  No.358045

File: 311a5f1d4233825⋯.png (236.76 KB, 512x495, 512:495, ClipboardImage.png)

f818e5  No.358046

File: f6a20344fc34c1d⋯.png (459.79 KB, 640x640, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


a251ec  No.358047

File: bd17d4cf9d1b6d9⋯.jpg (234.56 KB, 1111x792, 101:72, 41412.jpg)

Guys, can we watch Bohemian Rhapsody tonight?

a45ddc  No.358048

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

f818e5  No.358049

File: e348d947ed37cf1⋯.png (432.61 KB, 2212x1376, 553:344, ClipboardImage.png)

File: e8b5e197e2c736c⋯.png (4.53 MB, 944x5304, 118:663, ClipboardImage.png)

*steals the post

b7b5dd  No.358050



384f79  No.358051

File: ee394ecb4d44547⋯.png (35.65 KB, 298x486, 149:243, F9372D6C-F043-4E5A-B2B6-34….png)

File: 1a02b4200f3ffd4⋯.png (1.63 MB, 1280x1280, 1:1, AC3DCCC5-36D3-4685-879D-6B….png)

File: 48605219170715a⋯.jpeg (89.34 KB, 680x406, 340:203, 4D9F158B-8D10-4D0E-912C-3….jpeg)

File: 47e211c88f1d211⋯.png (79.67 KB, 737x678, 737:678, 805E87C8-4E2B-446F-AD42-7B….png)



a251ec  No.358052

File: 777373658a583df⋯.jpg (50.81 KB, 300x420, 5:7, 1548113724970.jpg)



jfc these always kill me. They're becoming higher quality over time too

f818e5  No.358053


had nr2 once

it was alright

384f79  No.358054

File: 7a7e8f90732fa5c⋯.png (313.45 KB, 900x658, 450:329, 771DCC89-5B20-4092-A88D-DE….png)

File: 055bcac32ad1ed6⋯.png (62.88 KB, 836x990, 38:45, E5B8B668-9DEA-4A6D-B826-64….png)


They’re an institution

b7b5dd  No.358055


hey fat cunt

a251ec  No.358056

File: aefb8c3fe8d2fb2⋯.jpeg (58.93 KB, 680x406, 340:203, 48605219170715a21c0a7a9af….jpeg)


I laughed so much at this one that it made me physically hurt

Thanks for the post

f818e5  No.358057

File: 73c4d201ed65e7b⋯.png (6.44 KB, 418x408, 209:204, backpepe.png)


that hurt me on a deeply personal level

a45ddc  No.358058

File: 45d990ae7b3a9ff⋯.png (154.22 KB, 1036x796, 259:199, 45d.png)

File: 8f6f5e6514453cf⋯.jpg (130.28 KB, 942x712, 471:356, DoBeKi6W0AAcxu9.jpg)

File: f7472497e3cf872⋯.png (1.87 MB, 1336x1116, 334:279, 1544824590234-1.png)

File: dea57968063cdcc⋯.png (120.59 KB, 680x369, 680:369, c40.png)

File: a52b556110d692a⋯.jpg (54.78 KB, 680x836, 170:209, d51.jpg)

b7b5dd  No.358059

File: 0ccc2ffd942e999⋯.png (659.2 KB, 935x960, 187:192, ClipboardImage.png)



384f79  No.358060


>at lunch table and they are ranting about muh EN ACH ESS

>see the norf fc nhs edit


9d7195  No.358061

How do we solve the Norf Question lads?

b7b5dd  No.358062

File: 0657833d5ca2b30⋯.jpg (73.1 KB, 503x478, 503:478, 1513437807883.jpg)


>back when I was at the therapy group they complained about the Norwegian health service

>said China was much better

384f79  No.358063

There’s a lad from Yorkshire at my table. How do I welcome him in true norfen spirit?

b7b5dd  No.358064

File: 0f0a5fc5a8d5364⋯.png (3.91 MB, 1905x1295, 381:259, ClipboardImage.png)

b7b5dd  No.358065


(sieg) heil him like a viking and tell him you have 0,004% of it in you

9d7195  No.358066

Cold is making me feel weirdly sluggish and slow today tbh


Call him a cunt and glass him, he'll feel right at home

b7b5dd  No.358067

File: 21f6219a954a53a⋯.png (50.63 KB, 1406x1031, 1406:1031, yqfee.png)

Um yes I come from Yorkshire how did you know?

67b6ce  No.358068

>wessie still doubts whether neo is a trap


b7b5dd  No.358069

File: fd2a1ed8217f331⋯.png (93.12 KB, 600x523, 600:523, ClipboardImage.png)


ddb1e5  No.358070

File: 5faf3dcb7882da7⋯.jpg (27.31 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1547295591704.jpg)


By your good looks m'lad.

b7b5dd  No.358071

File: 4f9ab89ed04ed13⋯.png (412.82 KB, 537x403, 537:403, ClipboardImage.png)

have some self-awareness. Jesus


Keek. Thanks, lad. you lookin good too.

b7b5dd  No.358072

File: 59bdf50ee91c7de⋯.png (175.89 KB, 390x563, 390:563, ClipboardImage.png)

Neo grr

f818e5  No.358073

File: ebc5de4452e714c⋯.png (1.91 KB, 418x408, 209:204, backpepefarawayoramidge.png)

b7b5dd  No.358074

File: 63852fafe351572⋯.png (11.76 KB, 833x408, 49:24, db9.png)


You okay there old boy tally ho governor?

f818e5  No.358075

this is actually really really awful smh

>tried to combine thicc lust, memes, current year politics and slap the /monster/ brand on it then gave up after writing a single page

it was supposed to be a redemption thing where they both get swole and escape prison or smth, based around a thread about going to prison


ddb1e5  No.358076


>that pic

that's terrible, made me chuckle lol

b7b5dd  No.358077

File: c225228cebe8993⋯.png (19.86 KB, 1413x177, 471:59, ClipboardImage.png)

File: a7e6b1c4355fdff⋯.png (349.41 KB, 655x527, 655:527, ClipboardImage.png)



>making me pull up a dictionary in the first sentence

b7b5dd  No.358078

>Greenish skin

he's lusting for shortstack goblins

f818e5  No.358079


smol brain

I try to vary my descriptions but I guess it makes it look overly verbose

this was the /tg/ thing I started and stopped, about a generic isekai. also suffers from the same condition.


b7b5dd  No.358080

File: 9a517a010d74641⋯.png (34.63 KB, 193x200, 193:200, 13976522.png)

> a slight double-chin.


67b6ce  No.358081

File: a653b1d1ec10328⋯.png (7.9 KB, 250x202, 125:101, a653b1d1ec10328f506093cad7….png)

b7b5dd  No.358082


>I try to vary my descriptions but I guess it makes it look overly verbose

idno, I like it. I'm learning new words while readin. Kindle has a nice function that lets me click on a word and it searches for it in dictionaries for me

f818e5  No.358083

I think everyone ignored it when I posted it in the monster thread because it implies they can be less than perfect

b7b5dd  No.358084


of course you know that word you naughty boy. keeeeeeeek

f818e5  No.358085

File: adbce07b2c4c5c8⋯.gif (51.8 KB, 280x438, 140:219, blemmipepe.gif)


to be fair the very premise is sexualizing myth and legend

>the female blemmiye

f818e5  No.358086

File: fb4c8018f59219a⋯.png (1.15 MB, 953x937, 953:937, ClipboardImage.png)

ddb1e5  No.358087

File: 58861f173684f7c⋯.png (1.35 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)


*looks it up*

b7b5dd  No.358088

>Her fringe flies upward and for a split second I can see what looks like two large grey discs on her forehead.

based demonfus

> She blushed deeply when I squeezed it and found out.

top fucking keek. Can't keep your hands off

f818e5  No.358089

File: 37fa487e3618a10⋯.png (37.4 KB, 863x651, 863:651, mutant.png)


first person writing doesn't mean it is me lad smh it's meant to let the reader self insert

b7b5dd  No.358090

File: 0e4500a98e94de6⋯.png (50.63 KB, 585x462, 195:154, 0e4500a98e94de6baeebdc2674….png)


No thanks lad keek

b7b5dd  No.358091

File: 8172ee95e8ca667⋯.png (102.99 KB, 487x373, 487:373, ClipboardImage.png)

Hertschad spotted in the gay discord

f818e5  No.358092

lad can you not post anything from there, just keep is seperate

I don't want to know about it

b7b5dd  No.358093

File: f13b42112e179ce⋯.png (162.34 KB, 600x315, 40:21, ClipboardImage.png)

a251ec  No.358094

File: f31068fd5a35903⋯.jpg (104.46 KB, 956x1031, 956:1031, 1548074738143.jpg)


oh fuuuck

b7b5dd  No.358095

>bossman calling me and not wanting to hang up

come on, dude

f818e5  No.358096

File: 9aa6341ec7d3c58⋯.mp4 (2.55 MB, 854x480, 427:240, merry daughter.mp4)

b7b5dd  No.358097

*unsubtly implies he could send me a message instead of calling me*

ahhhhhhhhhh hope he didn't take it in the wrong way so he'll punishh me

f818e5  No.358098

don't antagonize him lad, or he'll make the videos public

b7b5dd  No.358099

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

What FC is she?




Is this accent fake?

f818e5  No.358100


Nig FC

probably plastic paddy yeah

9550c8  No.358101


Reeeeeeeeeee. It's true tbh.

b7b5dd  No.358102

b7b5dd  No.358103

File: 44334f6368a86b1⋯.png (102.05 KB, 390x395, 78:79, ClipboardImage.png)


b7b5dd  No.358104

File: c733e7b6e1719ba⋯.png (1.07 MB, 905x779, 905:779, ClipboardImage.png)

What is this even trying to say. top fucking keek.

a251ec  No.358105

File: eee982f2a69585f⋯.png (140.84 KB, 600x450, 4:3, 177.png)



oh look a nigger stealing shit

b7b5dd  No.358106


He making his own shit tbh

a251ec  No.358107

File: 6bad831c8c8ad8c⋯.png (43.82 KB, 333x504, 37:56, 1548153342649.png)


sorry I just seen his skin colour and assumed he was stealing shit

I'm awful

b7b5dd  No.358108



b7b5dd  No.358109

File: c29104c7aaa387f⋯.png (4.14 KB, 317x95, 317:95, ca47022eb360f48249fbefd80f….png)

I sure wonder why I thought Mr. anime girls was a girl

a251ec  No.358110

File: c963b87101c61b5⋯.png (108 KB, 564x542, 282:271, 1548152489062.png)


I know what I'm doing, it wasn't your fault

f818e5  No.358111

fuck off

no gay shit here

b7b5dd  No.358112



a251ec  No.358113

File: 3195e3e14ed06c8⋯.gif (346.57 KB, 500x566, 250:283, 1548153944280.gif)

b7b5dd  No.358114

File: a9e72a10d4e4ec1⋯.png (212.93 KB, 500x424, 125:106, ClipboardImage.png)

b7b5dd  No.358115

File: 2dedfa8f79b1bf6⋯.png (1.15 MB, 960x960, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

I've seen this pic a lot but never realised Joe Rogan was there keek

a251ec  No.358116

File: cc9c36d85ff1d39⋯.png (625.4 KB, 760x540, 38:27, 1548153401582.png)


is that the infamous intellectual dark web?

b7b5dd  No.358117


Imagine calling yourself "the intellectual dark web"

And yes, they are.


b7b5dd  No.358118

File: 8a471d9e0a0947d⋯.png (842.89 KB, 602x1024, 301:512, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 5ddf403e0645df8⋯.png (645.56 KB, 634x878, 317:439, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 0eb77e5fcc4db65⋯.png (669.85 KB, 586x768, 293:384, ClipboardImage.png)


b7b5dd  No.358119

File: abf73a2eee45274⋯.png (587.07 KB, 583x731, 583:731, ClipboardImage.png)


a251ec  No.358120

File: 1b23d9d2e52a5fb⋯.jpg (128.01 KB, 612x620, 153:155, IMG_20190121_034837.jpg)


So cringe worthy. People associate the "dark web" with nonces, snuff sites and hit men, not assholes telling you to tidy your room and smoke weed

b7b5dd  No.358121


Yeah, keek. Awful brad in general, but also so much fart huffing

b7b5dd  No.358122

File: dfcb9a2c7776e5e⋯.png (558.5 KB, 854x480, 427:240, ClipboardImage.png)

nice clean room dude

9550c8  No.358123


>Jews are the new nazis

a251ec  No.358124

File: 9b1ca6eb9c9199a⋯.mp4 (3.96 MB, 720x720, 1:1, jockowillink-1087375262642….mp4)



It sucks because I think my lad Jocko WIllinx is a part of that crowd, he's done stuff with Jordan Peterson and Joe Rogan in the past smh

a251ec  No.358125

File: 46c4df5f8ac1083⋯.jpg (104.61 KB, 646x610, 323:305, IMG_20190121_034843.jpg)


also 10 pts to anyone who sees the similarities between that video and the videos where Sam Hyde takes the piss out of the military

b7b5dd  No.358126


take responsibility, lad


Top fucking keek. Who copied who

b7b5dd  No.358127

File: 9d5b123fb3ae5c1⋯.png (632.3 KB, 639x634, 639:634, ClipboardImage.png)

What's going on, big guy?

b7b5dd  No.358128

File: 4911f8f28301674⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 2.59 MB, 1240x1753, 1240:1753, ClipboardImage.png)

For Jocko's eyes only

a251ec  No.358129

File: 664efbd0bcb857f⋯.jpg (216.73 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, 1548166009746.jpg)


utterly revolting

saved in all seriousness


9550c8  No.358130


His facial expressions have facial expressions. He must have over 300 confirmed kills and know 700 different ways yo kill just with his bare hands. Based ziobots.

b7b5dd  No.358131


the shoe s big enough for you to climb into, lad

b7b5dd  No.358132

File: 9ff691d90959c7f⋯.png (177.06 KB, 220x315, 44:63, ClipboardImage.png)

fi-fo-fum is that a fucking footfag I smell

066255  No.358133


God I wish I was me

b7b5dd  No.358134


>leaves because a woman in interested in dick

>comes for the footfaggotry


a251ec  No.358135

File: ed8b41376af72a4⋯.jpg (132.23 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1548163389992.jpg)





b7b5dd  No.358136

>ywn be squished between the sole of her foot and the sole of the shoe

f818e5  No.358137

File: d770e33976f47a4⋯.png (2.72 MB, 1519x1293, 1519:1293, revolvergang.png)

>ywn kill footfags

67b6ce  No.358138


this fucking guy lmao

67b6ce  No.358139

>ywn kill all chubby chasers

b7b5dd  No.358140


OwO what's this? *climbs in between fatty rolls.* Uwaa comfyy~~~!! ^_^- <3

b7b5dd  No.358141

File: 09fbdc85bae8032⋯.png (7.56 KB, 418x408, 209:204, blushing.png)

f818e5  No.358142

File: 2e6d1d5a2ec9c32⋯.png (160.9 KB, 367x265, 367:265, 8.png)

>ywn kill all misrepresentationeers

066255  No.358143


>>leaves because a woman in interested in dick

u wot m8?

066255  No.358144

File: 812316c379351e7⋯.png (231.01 KB, 500x500, 1:1, confused cartoon English g….png)


Is this a satirical image?

a251ec  No.358145

File: 5a97101c01d7d0b⋯.jpg (149.04 KB, 600x900, 2:3, 1547969443720.jpg)

066255  No.358146


pls no

b7b5dd  No.358147


forget it, lad


I believe so yes

066255  No.358148


Oh good, I've given up on humanity so I expect everything to be sincere now

b7b5dd  No.358149

File: 56860b96a492d62⋯.png (617.75 KB, 425x541, 425:541, ClipboardImage.png)

Me on the right, Wess on the left

f818e5  No.358150

File: bbcc4b6ae4d0940⋯.png (469.31 KB, 480x454, 240:227, sweaty1.png)

>police with sirens on keep going past for like 4 hours

is today the day I am killed for being a neetsoc?

b7b5dd  No.358151


Sorry lad you had enough years to get a job, you'll be burnt for fuel just like the Jews were now… even though the body is mostly water

c1446f  No.358152

File: f4fb6d47c8e5d40⋯.png (438.48 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)




c1446f  No.358153

I love jocko willink tho

c1446f  No.358154

File: fa5fb42ef74a014⋯.png (173.63 KB, 400x400, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 278ca576ba3710d⋯.png (180.57 KB, 392x392, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

what's up with his profile pic tho

b7b5dd  No.358155


post a pic of yourself looking like that, lad

c1446f  No.358156

File: bb9eb9335f4d5d6⋯.png (419.41 KB, 545x774, 545:774, ClipboardImage.png)

b7b5dd  No.358157

File: 116eb176a42ace5⋯.png (853.35 KB, 873x881, 873:881, ClipboardImage.png)

Fucking hilarious how the richest woman in the world is made

c1446f  No.358158


That is quite funny rofl.

b7b5dd  No.358159

File: 97b466dd545bcae⋯.png (21.55 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 4.png)

>1204,000,000,000 NOK

066255  No.358160


>ywn get $70bn for being a woman who met the right man at the right time

Imagine hitting the jackpot just like that smh.

It's funny how windfalls like that aren't taxed like inheritance or capital gains too.

b7b5dd  No.358161

File: 1c4f94f5f4cd4ec⋯.png (216.19 KB, 480x480, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


well because it's already her money they are just splitting it fairly! I just wanted to post this pic

b7b5dd  No.358162

File: 7954b482713b04c⋯.png (997.63 KB, 777x1200, 259:400, ClipboardImage.png)

b7b5dd  No.358163

File: 5fe58679f66c96d⋯.png (343.11 KB, 800x414, 400:207, ClipboardImage.png)

fucking monster face

b7b5dd  No.358164

File: 38d0f619a54e106⋯.png (3.25 MB, 2180x1152, 545:288, ClipboardImage.png)

Fuck Blumpf and fuck white people

f818e5  No.358165

File: 174fcbf668d3179⋯.webm (2.22 MB, 540x540, 1:1, godIhatewomen.webm)

b7b5dd  No.358166


Do you have laws in the UK that if you live long enough together it doesn't matter if you marry or not, if you still split up you have to give the other person half your money still? We have that in Norway I believe keek

f818e5  No.358167

File: 4f69c9e020e2e01⋯.png (590.25 KB, 832x690, 416:345, 543567.png)

cold one out today

went to the shops after dad left but he was stuck in traffic right near the shop and saw me so I feel really guilty now smh he probably thinks I went and got loads of sweeties

f818e5  No.358168



b7b5dd  No.358169

File: 9bcb1034f35f26a⋯.jpg (7.78 KB, 251x242, 251:242, 1543241342220.jpg)



b7b5dd  No.358170

>don't eat any sweets all day

>everyone's gone to bed

>raid the sweetie cupboard

based and redpilled

9f0566  No.358171

File: 23aaab92fcfb213⋯.jpg (209.43 KB, 833x1192, 833:1192, Jewess 37.jpg)

b7b5dd  No.358172

>mummy asks if I want something at the shop

>say sweeties

>daddy sighs audibly


f818e5  No.358173

File: b552ba29803a403⋯.png (37.91 KB, 300x309, 100:103, fatjak3.png)

b7b5dd  No.358174

File: 8f5fbd73ed2379e⋯.png (133.09 KB, 300x577, 300:577, 8f5fbd73ed2379ec742e84a78d….png)


like he's gonna do something. In a way by controlling mummy I also control daddy

*shits on the floor*

clean it up, daddy

066255  No.358175


Is that maisie?

b7b5dd  No.358176

File: 91e8de71216efd0⋯.png (584.96 KB, 750x1000, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)


keek, nah

>she actually looks worse than that

hard to imagine

066255  No.358177


So what is this then? Looks like a live action anime.


It's called common law marriage and the answer is no afaik

b7b5dd  No.358178

File: f31ad440e839c84⋯.png (374.2 KB, 350x500, 7:10, ClipboardImage.png)


>So what is this then? Looks like a live action anime.

Battle Angel Alita. A film based on a manga/film, they gave her big eyes because anime, but everyone else has fucking normal eyes. it's so silly.

>It's called common law marriage and the answer is no afaik


066255  No.358179


Is she a robot? Reasonable for her to look different from everyone else if so. Is it a (((Hollywood))) adaptation then?

b7b5dd  No.358180


well sure that is an excuse, but she is different from the other robots too. Idno, Cameron had it but passed it on because he's busy with avatar.

67b6ce  No.358181


your dad should beat you up


the world would be a better place

eb547e  No.358182

File: 15c322ecfc324ad⋯.jpg (55.97 KB, 1180x842, 590:421, Big Fat Pepe.jpg)

snowing hard here

under fleecy blanket waiting for dinner to be brough

life is good

eb547e  No.358183


brought. smh

67b6ce  No.358184


i feel like throwing up and shitting

sweating bad its too hot ffs

want to lie down outside naked and just DIE

b7b5dd  No.358185


yeah he should have dominated mummy from the start and raised me properly smh

67b6ce  No.358186


he should fuck her in front of you and make you cry

b7b5dd  No.358187


don't fetishise my parents lad

eb547e  No.358188

File: 7ad4fe8d204fd13⋯.jpg (12.74 KB, 236x262, 118:131, Heart Sign Pepe.jpg)


want a hug bro?

can have some of my stir fry when it comes

b7b5dd  No.358189

File: 3c058dc73371fe7⋯.png (23.55 KB, 431x449, 431:449, 2f4da33b2313e874a5b206afd8….png)

b7b5dd  No.358190

File: 0fcca9c240c6b04⋯.webm (2.1 MB, 640x756, 160:189, 1548177924064.webm)


eb547e  No.358191

File: fe65bd11b3c306a⋯.jpg (81.58 KB, 655x509, 655:509, Crying Pepe in Noose.jpg)

b7b5dd  No.358192

File: 424ff2851dddc76⋯.jpg (93.75 KB, 1200x997, 1200:997, DNHtYMXXcAAQC68.jpg)


You okay little cunt?

eb547e  No.358193


sweet as the proverbial nut, tar for asking

b7b5dd  No.358194

File: 07f93709c749903⋯.png (70.28 KB, 886x886, 1:1, 1547233151225.png)



spare me the big words, chief

b7b5dd  No.358195

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


eb547e  No.358196


i can spare you some change too if you like?

b7b5dd  No.358197


only big bucks for this lad tbh

eb547e  No.358198


good lad, aim high

67b6ce  No.358199


i dont like stirfry

67b6ce  No.358200

nearly passed out when i stood up ffs

eb547e  No.358201


meh, not a fan myself tbh,

what`s on offer tho

what can you do?

67b6ce  No.358202


i can refuse

eb547e  No.358203


laying out in the snow?

67b6ce  No.358204


being inside

feel weak


eb547e  No.358205


weak n warm

it`s ALL good

b7b5dd  No.358206

>when you have a shit and just leave the door open since we never have any visitors and you sit in plain view from the window next to the entrance door

who /livingdangerously/ here?

67b6ce  No.358207

File: dedd1e6d8839dac⋯.jpg (36.45 KB, 310x444, 155:222, 1545524223284.jpg)

eb547e  No.358208


does picking your nose count?

b7b5dd  No.358209


only if you eat it

eb547e  No.358210


you think I`m made of money? course I eats it!

eb547e  No.358211

File: 168d3c1894717c5⋯.png (60.93 KB, 500x316, 125:79, samev-different-pepe-join-….png)

this seems legit

066255  No.358212


>that time when I walked in on my parents having sex

b7b5dd  No.358213


Why would you do that, lad?



67b6ce  No.358214

066255  No.358215


Didn't realise, apparently they're really quiet

b7b5dd  No.358216


>tfw we get sex ed and porn instead of the birds and the bees talk



we all do tbh,. You think you're a special little faggot?

67b6ce  No.358217


no i think im a special little heterosexual

67b6ce  No.358218


my parents have never spoken to me about sex

seems like they dont care about me being a shut-in

f818e5  No.358219

File: 7cafdb1c500cde9⋯.png (1.44 MB, 961x1276, 961:1276, popo3.png)


>not a single native face there

kill them all

evil traitors

mercenary dogs

I hate them

066255  No.358220


>birds and the bees

Hate this expression. I first encountered it on the electric yank long after I'd had lessons in school, didn't know what the fuck it meant.

eb547e  No.358221

67b6ce  No.358222

File: 2188565fbd02255⋯.jpg (123.23 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, eb5b50c57a56591fa27ab74da0….jpg)

>tfw no lass to choke me to death

eb547e  No.358223

stir fry arrived


67b6ce  No.358224


an order? from the chinky?

b7b5dd  No.358225


keek, I guess because in America there was still some culture of doing it because they still have a decently sized Christian community, which the Jews obviously mocks

67b6ce  No.358226

i am literally naked and sweating i cant stand this anymore

eb547e  No.358227


missus cooked it

feeling health SURGE!

eb547e  No.358228


cool shower?

67b6ce  No.358229

ff9815  No.358230


You are like an infant.

67b6ce  No.358231


says the wombyn

b7b5dd  No.358232

File: a2d31db8412978e⋯.png (1.38 MB, 1074x1074, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

This can't be real keek

>one last combat

eb547e  No.358233


naaaaaah mate

fecking sweet

chinky`s gone to pot. they used to all have different style and food. now it`s all standardised and from same supplier. nasty!!!

b7b5dd  No.358234

File: 5c13cfa65b34677⋯.png (22.8 KB, 454x539, 454:539, 2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)


You know what I don't want these sweets


It's okay because they are that way while it is expected of me to be different I guess

569100  No.358235


You say what we're all thinking.

b7b5dd  No.358236

File: a093055e19a53dc⋯.jpg (77.9 KB, 810x720, 9:8, 17de47b958cba1a7346e26d548….jpg)

67b6ce  No.358237

File: d06a052c57f8411⋯.png (46.22 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1546950443758.png)

569100  No.358238


>shit shit, think of a word for Black Widow. She so fucking boring. Aaah.

b7b5dd  No.358239

File: 5ef7f003fb211f5⋯.png (4.42 MB, 1366x2048, 683:1024, ClipboardImage.png)

>flatter than the bois here

569100  No.358240


There's not a man alive who don't want sweeties deep down.

ff9815  No.358241

File: 96d87c9bc29edc5⋯.jpg (221.41 KB, 720x960, 3:4, 1547684058790.jpg)

67b6ce  No.358242

67b6ce  No.358243


what i imagine the prince to look like

ff9815  No.358244


Why do you think I made a move?

b7b5dd  No.358245


>the prince said the N-word


67b6ce  No.358246

File: 3ea8eb71e2fb405⋯.png (222.66 KB, 301x309, 301:309, pipe.png)

67b6ce  No.358247

File: 72838723f24c90b⋯.png (249.14 KB, 440x437, 440:437, chowdah.png)

13c352  No.358248


>not wanting to give a lass pipe

ff9815  No.358249




b7b5dd  No.358250


it's okay because he's black

67b6ce  No.358251


only taig lasses for my pipe

eb547e  No.358252

shops now not allowed to charge for using a credit/debit card.

paki shop uprising?

13c352  No.358253

b7b5dd  No.358254

File: d69719124858e89⋯.png (753.12 KB, 1215x745, 243:149, ClipboardImage.png)

cute n beady

67b6ce  No.358255


some of them have like 300g+ of sugar a day

its insane

b7b5dd  No.358256

File: a936b6114ca8b4b⋯.png (13.24 KB, 475x408, 475:408, a936b6114ca8b4ba9aeacaccfb….png)


y-yeah that's insane

67b6ce  No.358257

File: c0dd5f37dca56c9⋯.jpg (98.56 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, aa.jpg)


how fucking much do you have

jesus lad

ff9815  No.358258


His next line will be… "it's mummy's fault" or words to that effect.

67b6ce  No.358259


are you going to raise your baby boy like 22sts mom did to him

b7b5dd  No.358260

File: 1d4c09438953656⋯.png (23.82 KB, 529x529, 1:1, 5778ee8ae22608ee0e415d2bf1….png)

nah not gonna say it

b7b5dd  No.358261


This is secret discord info I shouldn't divulge but I'll hint at it, the Prince is a strict goodboi. He's gonna keep her in check. Don't tell Kay I told you.

67b6ce  No.358262


I'm going to tell her, unless you tell me some more information. About the erotic novels.

b7b5dd  No.358263

File: 4f4c06ad6f7dc55⋯.png (184.14 KB, 797x894, 797:894, be67498b572c743eef2c6118cf….png)



ff9815  No.358264


He is a really good boy.


>wanting to raise the 3D embodiment of Eric Cartman



Keeeek I saw that earlier.

67b6ce  No.358265


Stop lying mister.

Don't dig the hole deeper than it needs to be.

addad3  No.358266



what is a woman even going to do with that kind of money? I can see like 10 million or something, live in luxury, but 70 billion is enough to influence government

eb547e  No.358267

File: 7359fcd2231ad82⋯.jpg (1.57 MB, 2976x2976, 1:1, 20190122_185428.jpg)

File: 6b4c71bad039585⋯.jpg (1.55 MB, 2976x2976, 1:1, 20190122_185114.jpg)

meanwhile on bbc midlands today

addad3  No.358268

like martin skreli has 50 million and it makes him a celebrity, 70 billion is ABSURDLY WEALTHY, that's just fucking crazy

b7b5dd  No.358269

File: cf1e855053a314b⋯.png (21.63 KB, 703x513, 37:27, ClipboardImage.png)

>she already knows I've been a naughty boy

what a relief

b7b5dd  No.358270


can see ya in the reflection, lad

ff9815  No.358271


Seeing this colour brown makes me crave Nesquik tbh.

569100  No.358272


They stealin he melatonin.

ff9815  No.358273

File: 4b8189b6a469901⋯.png (92.35 KB, 229x220, 229:220, ClipboardImage.png)


>it was a mirror all along

67b6ce  No.358274


>craving bunny shit

so you were really into poop all along then

ff9815  No.358275


It's not actually rabbit poo you Smurfhead.

67b6ce  No.358276

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67b6ce  No.358277



do you genuinely believe I think it is bunny poo?

I have seen enough bunny poo to know it is not REAL bunny poo, it was a joke, you dumb autist.

569100  No.358278


I can confirm that It is.

eb547e  No.358279

b7b5dd  No.358280

File: baa550b0abae333⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 18.72 KB, 712x504, 89:63, ClipboardImage.png)

9f0566  No.358281

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b7b5dd  No.358282

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eb547e  No.358283


tap that fine mumma ass tho innit?

9f0566  No.358284

File: 9ae35269038a10c⋯.jpg (92.88 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, Jewess 621.jpg)


Cute song, I like the way she pronounces her words

13c352  No.358285


based and civicpilled

67b6ce  No.358286

File: 7a9f94e17ef4999⋯.jpg (15.47 KB, 500x434, 250:217, 7a9f94e17ef4999e19a32f128e….jpg)

eb547e  No.358287

569100  No.358288

File: 555a475fb506ca6⋯.jpg (78.77 KB, 723x760, 723:760, smart person.jpg)

It's a little known fact that rabbit poo makes milk chocolaty

eb547e  No.358289

569100  No.358290

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baste Pilot.

b7b5dd  No.358291


Same with deer shit. They have a nice crunch to them too

ff9815  No.358292

I saw a rabbit today.

b7b5dd  No.358293

File: 787ec6c46edc27f⋯.gif (3.54 MB, 600x400, 3:2, 1509961668167.gif)

>that star

67b6ce  No.358294


Can't wait to kill one

b7b5dd  No.358295


Why didn't you snap a pic? I don't believe you

eb547e  No.358296


tits are fecking awesome

does kikedom destroy awesomeness of boob?

ff9815  No.358297


It ran in front of me too quickly and I was trying not to fall over because everywhere was very slippy.


You can't do that, Smurf.

67b6ce  No.358298


but i can

perfectly legal and there are thousands and thousands here :^]

ff9815  No.358299

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9f0566  No.358300

File: 803e43e8d47c4c3⋯.jpg (99.09 KB, 902x571, 902:571, Jewess 221.jpg)


problem, boyim?

b7b5dd  No.358301

>those videos where wolves and other carnivours tear rabbits in half between them

why do they do it, lads

67b6ce  No.358302


the weak should fear the strong

b7b5dd  No.358303

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Loved this video by the way. amazin

13c352  No.358304

File: 4ed5d26602ce5ca⋯.jpg (90.25 KB, 700x894, 350:447, 4ed5d26602ce5ca4eeb15ef261….jpg)

67b6ce  No.358305

its very easy to rip a bunnys skin off

b7b5dd  No.358306

File: 47c0ff6266fe475⋯.png (289.29 KB, 470x595, 94:119, ClipboardImage.png)

>my turn to drive newspapers tonight

in the list we have that tells us who subscribes to what we also get messages with complaints. Bet the bossman's harpy wife fucked up a lot on monday and tuesday tbh

b7b5dd  No.358307


any skin I imagine. Not sure how they do it but you pretty much just pull it off in one piece.

9f0566  No.358308

File: 8ba033b536e120b⋯.png (383.95 KB, 660x504, 55:42, 8ba033b536e120bc85058de206….png)



67b6ce  No.358309

File: 39ef87f554546f3⋯.png (1.58 MB, 1069x814, 1069:814, same rules apply.png)


ff9815  No.358310

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eb547e  No.358311


when you put it like that

jew tit not awesome

9f0566  No.358312

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Do you guys know the epicness of JFS KingCobra?

eb547e  No.358313


1st hare - HARD AS FUCK! king of ALL it surveys

2nd hare - nom bait

addad3  No.358314


I have a rabbit pelt in my room that I bought at boy scout camp. I put my phone, ipod, keys, etc. on it

b7b5dd  No.358315

File: fef81057d552d94⋯.png (117.13 KB, 398x289, 398:289, ClipboardImage.png)



We're winning the culture war

67b6ce  No.358316

hare here hare

ff9815  No.358317



Lad, that's cultural appropriation.

67b6ce  No.358318


aye true that

the souvern fairies took are culture

addad3  No.358319

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

can't get over how good and badass this song is

want a whole album of this or at least EP

ff9815  No.358320

File: 712e429b9656832⋯.png (449.64 KB, 1000x951, 1000:951, ClipboardImage.png)

addad3  No.358321



b7b5dd  No.358322

File: dade82b12b6c5aa⋯.png (699.11 KB, 822x540, 137:90, ClipboardImage.png)

f818e5  No.358323

File: 5893f18c7efcd18⋯.png (136.74 KB, 320x320, 1:1, bigpepe.png)

9f0566  No.358324

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569100  No.358325


Big foot is real, tbh

a251ec  No.358326

File: 6c913fe3f4367c1⋯.jpg (69.41 KB, 458x456, 229:228, 858.jpg)


fuck off we're full

b7b5dd  No.358327

File: 16010c3ce14383c⋯.png (350.23 KB, 770x433, 770:433, ClipboardImage.png)

ff9815  No.358328


Stop it.

67b6ce  No.358329


bet youre a lowlander

67b6ce  No.358330

>music on over road so cant sleep


569100  No.358331

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fucking real.

a251ec  No.358332

File: 2bb700983e5984f⋯.jpg (167.17 KB, 1056x1072, 66:67, 1460577408251.jpg)



shut up

67b6ce  No.358333


no surprise you got pegged up the ass then

13c352  No.358334

a251ec  No.358335

File: bf7c65399a6215c⋯.png (1.18 MB, 2000x1403, 2000:1403, 1497475613755.png)


Well played, you have defeated me, but I will return tomorrow


Don't encourage him please

67b6ce  No.358336

File: 81e0a6b13db38a5⋯.jpg (85.12 KB, 572x781, 52:71, hagrid.jpg)

67b6ce  No.358337

honestly in awe at the size of this lad

wish i could be half as big as him

b7b5dd  No.358338

File: 73570c8ad462c7c⋯.png (775.02 KB, 538x796, 269:398, ClipboardImage.png)

*charges you cutting bullets in half and obliterates the thin red line*

problem anglos?

b7b5dd  No.358339


He's half giant, lad

67b6ce  No.358340

File: 6d0722a3a27ff7a⋯.jpg (274.03 KB, 1000x600, 5:3, grinch.jpg)

569100  No.358341

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This is meant to be a really good documentary about goblins, tbh

b7b5dd  No.358342

File: da1583c7db77f9b⋯.png (1.84 MB, 1284x856, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png)

FUICK anglos

ff9815  No.358343


That's a really good show.

67b6ce  No.358344

File: fab8ea1b61164a3⋯.png (48.65 KB, 645x773, 645:773, 1547005095714.png)


*ignores the fact that most of the redcoats were scots too*

67b6ce  No.358345




you have no idea how funny this is

there was a thread on /tv/ about why women love it


a45ddc  No.358346



which show is it?

67b6ce  No.358347



cuckoldry,rape,main character is a SLAG

addad3  No.358348

gonna have coffee and leftover lasagna for 3pm brunch then gotta buzz off my facial hair, shower get dressed and go


lad did you ever listen to >>358319?

ff9815  No.358349

File: bbf7186e5f84c8e⋯.png (1.56 MB, 1600x624, 100:39, ClipboardImage.png)


>mummy, sister and I watch it

>I'm a few seasons behind

>mummy asks me each week if I've caught up

It's very comfy.

a45ddc  No.358350


>Suddenly, Claire is transported to 1743

ok, sounds shit

67b6ce  No.358351


Do you all bite your lips when the rape scenes come on?

It's another degenerate show tbqh

ff9815  No.358352


No I usually turn away when sex scenes are on.

67b6ce  No.358353


she cheats on her husband too but has absolutely no problem with it

her husband is also a massive cuck

addad3  No.358354

File: afad350785775d7⋯.png (463.72 KB, 427x500, 427:500, starry jew.png)


>they're all wypipo

delet this

b7b5dd  No.358355


Is all it takes for you to watch a show for it to have Brutus in it?

67b6ce  No.358356


I bet you get really wet when the male on male rape happens.

ff9815  No.358357


He's a brilliant actor. Can't wait to see him as Prince Philip in The Crown.

addad3  No.358358

File: 5c275eb209c3170⋯.png (8.13 KB, 250x202, 125:101, 5c275eb209c3170da1d03d0024….png)

13c352  No.358359

File: 9778fcf6801fc69⋯.jpg (32.2 KB, 267x317, 267:317, 9778fcf6801fc69bd1234b4bab….jpg)

ff9815  No.358360


I don't. You sure know a lot about this. Do you get wet?

b7b5dd  No.358361


He is covered in sweat and naked

addad3  No.358362

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

objectively the best song ever

67b6ce  No.358363

9f0566  No.358364


lol oh wow

f818e5  No.358365

File: eae8e8e24ec0c53⋯.png (28.1 KB, 640x560, 8:7, coldanddark.png)

freezing tonight smh

shivered so hard I rocked the entire desk just now

569100  No.358366


9f0566  No.358367

File: 7a323f55d7e84fd⋯.jpg (49 KB, 750x788, 375:394, Jewess 754.jpg)

i think our boy's got undiagnosed autism

f818e5  No.358368

>eight minutes of PUIR SHITE

fahck off burger CANT

ff9815  No.358369

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13c352  No.358370


based and taigpilled

eb547e  No.358371

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b7b5dd  No.358372


gonna be -15 on my newspaper route smh

67b6ce  No.358373


its boiling hot

have to be naked with the windows open just to stop fainting tbh

ff9815  No.358374

File: 54b8fda13ee59ab⋯.png (773.51 KB, 1470x826, 105:59, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 54b8fda13ee59ab⋯.png (773.51 KB, 1470x826, 105:59, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 54b8fda13ee59ab⋯.png (773.51 KB, 1470x826, 105:59, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 54b8fda13ee59ab⋯.png (773.51 KB, 1470x826, 105:59, ClipboardImage.png)


ff9815  No.358375


>naked with the windows open


f818e5  No.358376

File: e0d3657fd48bd56⋯.png (236.55 KB, 603x617, 603:617, apujust2.png)


67b6ce  No.358377

File: e74999e9e473b01⋯.jpg (107.36 KB, 800x450, 16:9, swiss.jpg)

67b6ce  No.358378

File: 8b60e12494cbdc7⋯.jpg (18.38 KB, 527x553, 527:553, 1548187522981.jpg)

heeeello everyone this is steve1989 coming back at you with something new!

b7b5dd  No.358379


is this one of the women at work who fancies me?

9f0566  No.358380

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This guy's so fucking delusional

a45ddc  No.358381

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

quintessentially anglo music

b7b5dd  No.358382

File: eccf329dadddf0c⋯.png (336.58 KB, 652x466, 326:233, ClipboardImage.png)

damn look at that earlobe

b7b5dd  No.358383


is this a demon?

ff9815  No.358384


No, but the women at work have their own issues.


He looks like a geography teacher.


Excellent taste.

67b6ce  No.358385

>put earphones in

>can still hear the music over the road


ff9815  No.358386

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ff9815  No.358387


Close the window then.

67b6ce  No.358388


he looks rather handsome, if i may say so

sort of like me, but not anywhere near as good

67b6ce  No.358389


but i'll sweat to death

a45ddc  No.358390

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f818e5  No.358391

imagine the cost of dorshit running up the heating bill by having it on full blast and also opening all the windows because he doesn't know how to turn it off

b7b5dd  No.358392

File: 85c521c0b898fe5⋯.mp4 (3.87 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Vanman JF.mp4)

Vanpipo unite

67b6ce  No.358393


i dont have the heating on dumbass frenchie

b7b5dd  No.358394


Yeah I am too good for them tbh

ff9815  No.358395

File: 009cdf6ac3b8054⋯.jpg (31.26 KB, 388x532, 97:133, 1544574089364.jpg)

b7b5dd  No.358396


imagine being a salty Wessex

f818e5  No.358397


I could do with some salt

it's like grit, it'd keep the ice off

569100  No.358398


Hadn't actually seen that image so far. Lol. It's fucking nothing

Did you see JF pick apart Joe Rogan's low IQ interjections?

67b6ce  No.358399


he's just mad that i have a vast array of clothing suitable for winter, ensuring i shall never become cold

066255  No.358400



ff9815  No.358401


Do a fashion show.

b7b5dd  No.358402


They cover our mains road in salt. Will I find you next to the intersection lapping it all up?


Yeah, lad. Never watched Joe, I didn't know he was one of the baddies.


and you choose not to wear them

67b6ce  No.358403

File: e61fc02d4c7696d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 34.82 KB, 294x736, 147:368, JOCKED.jpg)

ff9815  No.358404


Looks quite regal.

b7b5dd  No.358405

File: a6d30e4b50562fc⋯.png (17.19 KB, 305x421, 305:421, ClipboardImage.png)

>the harpy only made two delivering errors


ff9815  No.358406

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This stand is both cool and cute!

b7b5dd  No.358407

*puts on double robes*

Why don't you do this, Wessex? YOu're a druid

b7b5dd  No.358408


>that video of you eating and drooling just like that

569100  No.358409

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b7b5dd  No.358410

I guess autists are just unaware when they are making a mess. Reminds me of me when I was drunk and spilled ice cream all over myself and my desk

b7b5dd  No.358411

File: be67498b572c743⋯.png (170.52 KB, 768x768, 1:1, be67498b572c743eef2c6118cf….png)

>specifically remmeber being careful getting the ice cream and putting it in the bowl, and then careful eating it but I still woke up to a mess

Maybe somebody was playing a prank on me

569100  No.358412


I think Joe's just an idiot.

13c352  No.358413


ff9815  No.358415


>Ricky Chavass is Jotaro just like me



>that video of him doing the iconic AWAKEN MY MASTERS scene





13c352  No.358416


569100  No.358417


I drop a lot of food. co-ordination is hard sometimes.

f818e5  No.358418


I do

plus blanket

it's not enough

13c352  No.358419

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066255  No.358420


>not actually a Vietnam veteran

keek for real?

67b6ce  No.358421


>when you woke up covered in sick

>when you passed on a field at a festival

>when you become conscious and have no idea where you are

no thanks

569100  No.358422

I prefer food I don't have to cut, because the hassle makes me angry.

a45ddc  No.358423

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b7b5dd  No.358424


He has a Jewish wife and is part of the incredibly Jewish "Intellectual Dark web". He also takes delight in whites becoming a minority. Not a good boi


>that video of him doing the iconic AWAKEN MY MASTERS scene

I should get that ripped again


tbh it was my third and last time. Sorry mummy


something has to be wrong with your body. Homeless people live out in the cold just with their tattered clothes and newspapers


google it my dude



b7b5dd  No.358425

File: dca1ae588885418⋯.png (786.19 KB, 1190x663, 70:39, ClipboardImage.png)

ff9815  No.358426

File: fd966abe6e46b2e⋯.jpeg (34.24 KB, 723x445, 723:445, 835f3d9a2faa968eb6d4e1739….jpeg)

13c352  No.358427


>something has to be wrong with your body.

think this is long established

67b6ce  No.358428

a lovely warm 3 degrees tbh

569100  No.358429


Some people are just really dumb and say those things because they haven't thought them through though. There's this underlying belief that the white minority thing will never actually happen, and if it does happen, it'll just be like Star Trek, so no problem.

b7b5dd  No.358430


My job centre therapist lass basically, but yeah I don't give Joe Rogan the same benefit of the doubt

eb547e  No.358431

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

muh nigs in the cast

still looking badass as fuck.

066255  No.358432

File: 2f6e4e9004f349b⋯.jpg (164.53 KB, 595x842, 595:842, marketing.jpg)


>and if it does happen, it'll just be like Star Trek

>instead of Brazil or South Africa

I'm scared for the future tbh

569100  No.358433


He just strikes me as quite thick. Could be an act. People could be feeding him lines.

ff9815  No.358434

File: 3a594ed9bf03462⋯.png (594.13 KB, 842x960, 421:480, ClipboardImage.png)


b7b5dd  No.358435


Can't take this universe seriously so I dropped it after the first one tbh


>People could be feeding him lines.


67b6ce  No.358436


copious amounts of weed, lad

b7b5dd  No.358437

File: cd422770f107b1c⋯.png (594.19 KB, 842x960, 421:480, ClipboardImage.png)

ff9815  No.358438

File: 6473e7f2b83c70b⋯.png (603.86 KB, 537x731, 537:731, ClipboardImage.png)

File: e581cda1d69fcca⋯.png (529.83 KB, 595x842, 595:842, ClipboardImage.png)

File: f1912c350424e1b⋯.png (701.12 KB, 595x842, 595:842, ClipboardImage.png)

File: d60e9cffa6710ce⋯.png (832.52 KB, 595x842, 595:842, ClipboardImage.png)


Love that guy's work.


>was about to say that I'd already posted tat

>saw the bulge

b7b5dd  No.358439


Do you get these?

eb547e  No.358440


this board or the film?

b7b5dd  No.358441


the universe in the film

ff9815  No.358442

File: 6eeb1de90849bda⋯.png (2.51 MB, 1131x1600, 1131:1600, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 4996f5dcf246b31⋯.png (789.11 KB, 595x842, 595:842, ClipboardImage.png)

File: b9baf82f07415fb⋯.png (1.23 MB, 707x1000, 707:1000, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 5c8ccbcdb37e4a7⋯.png (525.63 KB, 500x690, 50:69, ClipboardImage.png)


Yes. Do you?

066255  No.358443


His(?) stuff is quality.

67b6ce  No.358444


me in the green on the left

066255  No.358445


Nice trips.

b7b5dd  No.358446


I did get most so far I guess, just required a little think. Can you explain the one with green backgrounds?

67b6ce  No.358447

File: 6b9a08a161a812e⋯.jpg (42.11 KB, 548x500, 137:125, wojak.jpg)

how do you even become tired

tried everything and it just doesnt work

066255  No.358448


Run to Exeter and back.

67b6ce  No.358449


*legs collapse after 1minute and im left on the ground unable to sleep*

b7b5dd  No.358450

File: 7ef50a3e5ead070⋯.png (1.5 MB, 958x1200, 479:600, ClipboardImage.png)

How do I get this hairstyle?

67b6ce  No.358451

always feel so sad and depressed when i go to bed and ive exercised before, if im physically tired i get a feeling that i can never do anything again the next day

i dont understand it

67b6ce  No.358452


go to the barbers and take that pic with you

f818e5  No.358453


it's good tbh

how about watching the second one early on thursday?

13c352  No.358454

File: 58f235758a60e40⋯.png (6.4 MB, 2048x1536, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

b7b5dd  No.358455


Sounds a bit weird. Exercising does sometimes work me up and keep me from sleeping, but if I do it a while before it just makes rest feel rewarding


Oh right I did watch the second one and didn't care for it

b7b5dd  No.358456

File: 2ccbdf030755451⋯.png (22.28 KB, 529x529, 1:1, 5778ee8ae22608ee0e415d2bf1….png)

So that's a no

b7b5dd  No.358457

File: 0b1fe3598d708a1⋯.png (21.69 KB, 639x481, 639:481, 0b1fe3598d708a18c1a9ea52b7….png)

>check newspaper route

>all those extra stops today

9d7195  No.358458


Love this guy

b7b5dd  No.358459

b7b5dd  No.358460

>been a bad boy eating sweets today and all it's done is make me incredibly angry

c1446f  No.358461

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Beautiful tim.

9f0566  No.358462

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eb547e  No.358463

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man of culture and taste.

13c352  No.358464

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f818e5  No.358465

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>sweeties make you angry

7a41d2  No.358466


All the energy builds up within him, he has to either let it out through his waist or anger.

b7b5dd  No.358467

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because they are making me fat but I don't even get any pleasure for it. So I am going to stop, even though that's what I said at the start of this year I am doing it for reals now

eb547e  No.358468

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will buy 22st any choccy bar, 1 ONLY, if he`ll just like my movie choice.

k, maybe a dirty mag and 2 choccy bars.

that`s my limit.


ff9815  No.358469


>girl wants to plug in record player

>asks her dad to do it for her

>man plugs in socket

>gets electrocuted

>player switched on

>little girl starts dancing

eb547e  No.358470

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choose 22st.

b7b5dd  No.358471


What film is that? Keanu Reeves assassin film? I didn't really care for the universe but I enjoy the first one. It'd be better if you keep your treats to yourself and find a film we'll all enjoy


b-but he gets electrocuted. He could have just moved the player


Did you paint a dot on his head? It's distracting from my choice

569100  No.358472


>image makes me feel nostalgic

Haven't been in a shitty news agents in ages

ff9815  No.358473


>inb4 he choose a Twix over based Kinder Bueno