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Just what you need to make you feel better

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3c1b67  No.346300[Reply]

Hammersmith stabbing prompts 39 attempted murder arrests


Thirty-nine people at a house party were arrested on suspicion of attempted murder after a man was stabbed in west London.

>The man, thought to be in his mid-30s, was found with life-threatening wounds when police were called to Fulham Palace Road, Hammersmith, at 01:00 GMT.

>The Metropolitan Police said the victim was chased by men and women following "a minor argument" in a shop.

>The suspects were seen going into a property where there was a party.

Church of England Demands UK Welcome Illegal Boat Migrants: ‘Everyone is Precious’


Asserting that “every person is precious”, the Church of England has urged Britain to welcome the boatloads of illegal migrants crossing the Channel.

>As ministers called on the Home Office to take action against an unprecedented influx of boats carrying migrants from the third world, the bishop of Dover told the Observer it was “crucial that we all remember that we are dealing with human beings here”.

>Speaking with the backing of the church, the newspaper reports, the Rt Rev Trevor Willmott said: “Across the nation, we have been celebrating the season of hope and goodwill as we remember Christ’s birth — let’s not forget so soon that every person is precious.”

Report: Jeremy Corbyn ‘So Upset’ by Anti-Semitism Claims He Couldn’t Tackle the Issue

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d9d35a  No.346990

File: a7c10196e184323⋯.png (18.83 KB, 491x523, 491:523, the young pepe mole.png)

oh no

I meant to talk to him and her about The Young Pope because they are catholic but I didn't and now they have gone

f4fc17  No.346991


but that's normal hair

f743ce  No.346992


oh mate

f4fc17  No.346993

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Watch yo back Aragorn

724554  No.346996

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b46c22  No.345593[Reply]

insert news here

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fb284a  No.346301


don't think of me as "the BO", I'm just a regular poster that happens to have access to the BO account


incelism is because of physical appearance, which is the only relevant factor for attracting the opposite sex. a certain percentage of women and a certain larger percentage of men are not considered to be attractive. some of them could be attractive if they took better care of themselves, some of them simply can't because they were born ugly.


wew. I didn't think you looked that young in the pic I saw, at least with stubble anyway. when I had jury duty, one of the old ladies I was chatting with was surprised at my age, she thought I was like 18 when I'm 22. that's good though, better to look younger than older 'cause old people look like shit


well if they finished devouring china

fb284a  No.346302

and gonna have to snooze unfortunately, gonna listen to that song >>346243

one more time then zzz

13575f  No.346303


If there was no America the Japanese Empire would've had a far easier time I think. It's comfy because I just find it more interesting to read about a large Empire with lots of strange mythical states than our boring modern ones where things are fairly stable compared to previous centuries.

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793e93  No.346356


Keek, I've caught my cat doing this

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188d54  No.344834[Reply]

Germany Considers ‘Mosque Tax’ to Counter Foreign Funding Influence


London Man in Hospital After Acid Attack


Matteo Salvini Cites Pope John Paul — Not Francis — in Christmas Card


Leftists Outraged by Queen’s Gold Piano


Don’t Worry About Fertility Falling Because Immigration and A.I. Will Replace the Unborn, Says Academic


Canadian Imam: Muslims Saying ‘Merry Christmas’ Worse Than Murder

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0a138d  No.345588

File: bb9ea77d3ddb86d⋯.png (463.9 KB, 620x720, 31:36, 1542220521438.png)

Yes yes.

6491c5  No.345589

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For your lies I will watch Jojo by myself today it's out

d267e5  No.345590

File: 73c4d201ed65e7b⋯.png (6.44 KB, 418x408, 209:204, back.png)

>the biggest a k*ndle gets is the newest one that costs £220+ and it's only an extra inch

I just want to read pdfs without burning my eyes

1140a4  No.345591

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Love it

0a138d  No.345592

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b390c8  No.344144[Reply]

there is no news on christmas

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c2c11e  No.344830

morning lads

granny making porridge and waiting for a washing machine to be installed


based and tardpilled

dd709c  No.344831

File: b89f7126d04209d⋯.jpg (986.26 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1484678247079.jpg)

>tfw no cheeky pope

c2c11e  No.344832

>tfw no cheeky mole

c2c11e  No.344833

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fresh JF

b390c8  No.344836

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169bbf  No.343425[Reply]

UK Police Now Say There May Have Been No Drones at all After Christmas Travel Chaos


Remainers Can’t Stop No Deal Brexit if May’s Deal Voted Down, Says Leadsom


Resurgent al Qaeda Plotting Attacks on Airports, Planes, UK Minister Warns


Swedish Journalist Gets to Keep Job After People Smuggling Conviction


Boyband ‘The Breunion Boys’ Launched to Stop Brexit


French Official: Christmas Market Terrorist Pledged Allegiance to ISIS

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25ee27  No.344146

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Why are you doing this to me, lad?

523909  No.344147

the only downside is that they still listen and believe the news jews smh

not even JF talking about cheese can drown it out since everyone is deaf

6a7c79  No.344148

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6a7c79  No.344150


keek. I hate it. No idea how people can live in those housies that live wall to wall with each other

169bbf  No.344151

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099cdb  No.342730[Reply]

White Magic

>the white Christmas we imagine, where there are layers of snow covering the ground, is much rarer; Ladbrokes have reduced the odds from 10/1 to 5/1 that the mild temperatures will smash the 15°C record set in 1920

>according to the Met Office, Christmas Eve will see cloudy with patchy rain conditions

>it will be mostly dry and cloudy on Christmas Day itself, with some showers expected for Boxing Day

(23rd December 2018)


Resurgent al Qaeda plotting attacks on airports, planes, UK minister warns

>the UK’s security minister has warned that a resurgent al Qaeda is seeking to carrying out fresh terror attacks on airplanes, using drone technology and jihadist sleeper agents working at airports

>Ben Wallace MP told The Sunday Times that with Islamic State on the decline, al Qaeda was regrouping and had already made grounds in Syria, Afghanistan, Yemen, and Libya under the organisaton’s spiritual leader and Osama bin Laden’s inheritor Ayman al Zawahiri

>the minister said that an additional £25 million has been put into threat detection and counter-terror activities to “protect our planes even more from new chemicals,” miniature bombs, and the “insider threat” of al Qaeda operatives working in airports

(23rd December 2018)


Ukrainian official invites British warship to cross Kerch Strait & see how Russia reacts

>a deputy minister in Kiev suggested that the British Navy should send its warship to the Sea of Azov to test Russia’s response; Moscow descPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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f9680a  No.343423

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have fun munching, man




Keep going till the good guys win

dd1099  No.343424

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Oh no

f9680a  No.343426

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>made in Sweden

dd1099  No.343428

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>when the Lew's feelin a lil cheeky

a85ae1  No.343429

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a031c9  No.342057[Reply]

Israel, Greece, Cyprus to Ink European Natural Gas Pipeline Deal


Israel Prepares for Mass Immigration of French Jews


Senior Businessman: UK Will ‘Prosper’, Reap the Benefits of Brexit on WTO Rules


European Govts Shred ‘No Deal’ Scaremongering on Customs, Travel Disruption


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4198df  No.342726

File: 10345313784ddf3⋯.gif (1.72 MB, 687x500, 687:500, W 271.gif)

sitting on a park bench

years away from fighting

9c677a  No.342727


hope you brought something to sit on to keep your arse warm

9c677a  No.342728

your spotty arse smh ew

6ab118  No.342729


thumbnail looked like they were kissing.

cats are ghey.

dc4e2b  No.342731

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f88bae  No.342053

Need new thread lads

f88bae  No.342054

Useless NEEThogs

6d5a4c  No.342055

gód iúla á efengelícan

good yule all fellows

úre wintrum smyltnes

your winters serene

ond godas bletsung

and gods' blessing


6d5a4c  No.342056

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b67eff  No.342059

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2b8133  No.341326

File: adbce22bfd5d080⋯.png (323.35 KB, 894x894, 1:1, goodnightwpwinter.png)

20111c  No.341327


night lad

9c59ac  No.341328

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just finished watching jingle all the way again, it was heartwarming

night night everyone

5b2bc0  No.341329


Goodnight lad.


Goodnight lad.

20111c  No.341332

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d00764  No.339894[Reply]

put something here

like legit this time

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f25312  No.340619


I can and I have

and unlike the rest of you 60kg is very nearly my weight

97fe60  No.340621

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Oh wait it's the guy that tells people to punch nazis in the face smh

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8c5518  No.340624

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KEEEEK what a cunt

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70bc2f  No.339151[Reply]

France Accuses Trump of Interfering in its Politics as ‘Yellow Vest’ Protests Rage


Paris (AFP) – The French government on Sunday urged Donald Trump not to interfere in French politics after the US president posted tweets about the protests rocking the country and attacked the Paris climate agreement.'

>“We do not take domestic American politics into account and we want that to be reciprocated,” Foreign Minister Jean-Yves Le Drian told LCI television.

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ccdd44  No.339885


yeah its a cheap computer too that my friend built for me but it runs all the new stuff on 60fps easily

i'll think about it tomorrow tbh

when i went to the shop ages ago i couldnt find any one i liked, all too big and expensive

6d5f1d  No.339886

Gonna need a New thread dudes

8c502e  No.339892

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lads check this out you will not regret it

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5cda11  No.339895

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50a602  No.338395[Reply]

WATCH: Aftermath of Shootout with Police Shows Strasbourg Attacker Slumped in Doorway


Video taken after a shootout between French police and Cherif Chekatt shows the Strasbourg terror suspect slumped in a doorway after being fatally shot.

Macron Had Helicopter on Standby to Escape Presidential Palace During Protests


French President Emmanuel Macron was not only present at the Élysée Palace during “Act IV” of the Gilets Jaunes (Yellow Vests) protests but had a helicopter on standby to escape in case protesters broke in, according to reports.

>The French leader fortified the Élysée Palace last Saturday with an unprecedented amount of security, including 500 republican guards, around a hundred police and gendarmes armed with water cannons, and other anti-riot measures, Le Dauphine reports.

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b0f815  No.339146


based bleaching tbh

89a476  No.339147



Ah thanks lid. It reject guerrillamail so didn't think to put something random. Joined.

74c0e0  No.339148


>lesbian strap on


misandristic WGTOW femcels smh



>big dick


b0f815  No.339149


>Pakis wanting to see big dicks

Actual cucks

dce172  No.339150


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561c5c  No.337644[Reply]

Strasbourg shootings: Armed police mount operation in Neudorf district


Police in the French city of Strasbourg have carried out a security operation in the district of Neudorf as they continue their hunt for the gunman who attacked a Christmas market on Tuesday.

>Cherif Chekatt, 29, has been on the run since the attack, which left three people dead and many more injured.

>He was dropped off in Neudorf by a taxi which he commandeered to leave the city centre.

>Hundreds of police are hunting for him in France and Germany.

is he gonna make it lads?

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cfa869  No.338394


I wish

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9d1bd1  No.338401


>and make her feel guilty 'like a murderer' the rest of her life

Surely has nothing to do with regressives like you calling them murderers all the time :^)

9d1bd1  No.338403

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072ac4  No.337654


Get in line, lad. I paid her first

48af9f  No.337655


I knew this would happen

now all the childhood solo hanky panky championship stories will pour forth like water over Niagara falls

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8663dc  No.337658


I actually know girls who constantly get these request from men like you. They are repulsed by you lmao but you like that

8702f4  No.337659

>all those new threads

which one do you want lads

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358ab1  No.336188[Reply]

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358ab1  No.336899

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Now this is larping I can get behind.

49d5e9  No.336900


You shouldn't be on your phone whilst driving lad.

c2c933  No.336901


I come to a full stop before posting tbh

b559aa  No.336902

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ah i see we've come full circle. from goths stealing nazi fashion, to goths propagating anarchy, to stormfags going goth, to goths finding and embracing nazism.

358ab1  No.336905

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