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Just what you need to make you feel better

File: b915a43aaf16b75⋯.jpg (206.56 KB, 960x540, 16:9, 1412480732766.jpg)

02e228  No.205894[Reply]

Politically Correct Tesco Christmas Ad Features Sikhs, Gay Dads, Hijabi Muslims

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/11/08/tesco-christmas-ad-features-sikhs-gay-dads-hijabi-muslims-but-no-visible-christianity/

Soros NGO: EU Urged to ‘Pump Funding’ into Left-Wing Groups Because Public ‘Duped’ Into Opposing Mass Migration

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/11/08/eu-urged-pump-funding-anti-populist-ngos/

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02e228  No.206625


e2374e  No.206626

File: cec0594722bd498⋯.jpg (101.93 KB, 414x414, 1:1, Shiver 2.jpg)

>>206610

Lad are you saying she never showers? bit rude smh


4cf813  No.206629


3c07c1  No.206630

File: b0be0cf64c90f68⋯.jpg (251.84 KB, 800x450, 16:9, keeping the rin in line.jpg)

>>206618

good taste


4cf813  No.206634

File: b2b3d56d9c1cf8a⋯.gif (926.85 KB, 180x180, 1:1, bunny.gif)

>>206618

Love live is very girly though, it's even about singing




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ae2ed8  No.205202[Reply]

377AD

>The Goths sent ambassadors to Valens, the Eastern Roman Emperor, requesting permission to settle their people inside the Empire. The Gothic War is the name given to a Gothic uprising in the Eastern Roman Empire in the Balkans between about 376 and 382. The war and in particular the Battle of Adrianople, is commonly seen as a watershed in the history of the Roman Empire, the first of a series of events over the next century that would see the collapse of the Western Roman Empire, although its ultimate importance to the Empire's eventual fall is still debated.

Priti Patel's cabinet future in doubt over Israel trip row

>http://archive.is/f4Dw8

>Priti Patel's future in Theresa May's cabinet is uncertain after new information that she conducted further meetings with Jewish officials.

The corrosive and disproportionate influence of the Israeli lobby on British politics causes a scandal within the Conservative party. I wish we pursued our own interests as effective as this.

Man sentenced over £50m drugs haul find on Norfolk beach

>http://archive.is/KCxVB

>James Underhill, 34, of Charles Close, Caister, Norfolk, described the £50m find in a text message as "Willy Wonka's golden ticket".

>About 794lb (360kg) of cocaine washed up in holdalls on beaches at Caister-on-Sea and Hopton-on-Sea in February 2017, Norwich Crown Court heard.

Brexit: EU warns UK it has less than a month to make concessions

>http://archive.is/0HFXZ

>The British government has less than a month to make a concession on the Brexit bill in order to guarantee launching trade talks in DecePost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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e97540  No.205914

File: 5c97ff858983b92⋯.webm (6.48 MB, 480x360, 4:3, ChiefShittingBull.webm)

>muh "native" indians


925e91  No.205915

>>205914

Ahh I'd been looking for


f0a468  No.205916

File: 23aaab92fcfb213⋯.jpg (209.43 KB, 833x1192, 833:1192, 23aaab92fcfb2134113923ef3f….jpg)


21e4b5  No.205917

>>205914

What's that from?


f968fe  No.205918




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36ea0e  No.204474[Reply]

‘Disaster’ for the Establishment: Merkel Government Coalition Talks in Disarray, Snap Election Looms

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/11/07/merkel-failing-coalition-trigger-snap-election/

German Military Planners Prepare for ‘Conceivable’ Collapse of European Union by 2040

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/11/07/german-military-report-collapse-european-union-2040/

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ef5e28  No.205204

File: df634b624b26640⋯.jpg (68.73 KB, 720x540, 4:3, 7863b83009005a887b322fe51c….jpg)

I feel I am on the verge of uncovering the truth about Pembs. Man or woman? I believe I will soon find out for real.

The game has been afoot, and is now almost at an end. I can feel it in my bones!


f9a637  No.205205

File: b8a6caba091f891⋯.jpg (2.59 MB, 3257x1831, 3257:1831, Princeton University Chape….jpg)

File: d54e80075937468⋯.jpg (188.21 KB, 1220x687, 1220:687, yale-facts.jpg)

Take the collegiate gothic pill.

>>205204

Pembs is an Afro-Carribean Woman from previous thread investigation, lol.


ef5e28  No.205218

gona go poopoo lads brb


f9a637  No.205219

File: 5071c86b2971218⋯.png (1.2 MB, 1919x1075, 1919:1075, Constanze_8.png)


ce175a  No.205242

Smh




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ebe7a4  No.203742[Reply]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-41880511

>Sutherland Springs: Texas church shooting leaves 26 dead

>Police found the man dead in his car but it is unclear if he died from a self-inflicted gunshot wound or from injuries received when fired on by the local citizen. The car contained several weapons.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41859691

>Reality Check: Does the UK trade with 'the rest of world' on WTO rules?

The BBC says no then includes a map in the article showing we trade with massive amounts of the world on WTO rules…

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/11/05/angry-villagers-upset-slow-broadband-speeds-burn-effigy-bt-openreach/

>Angry villagers upset over slow broadband speeds burn effigy of BT Openreach van

We even have fibre in the norf don't blame them tbh

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/11/06/fatherconvicted-murdering-18-month-old-adopted-daughter/

>Fitness instructor Matthew Scully-Hicks convicted of murdering 18-month-old adopted daughter

I heard people are like 1000% more likely to abuse a step-child than a biological one.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/11/06/speed-cameras-roadside-piggy-banks-encourage-bad-driving/

>Speed cameras might be lucrative, but Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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fecefb  No.204476


789fb2  No.204477

>it's another din din is ready but nobody told me episode


a11d90  No.204491

>>204419

Journey to the End of the Night by Ferdinand Celine. It's fantastic.


a11d90  No.204492

>>204461

Can you please stop.


a11d90  No.204494

>it's a thread is ready before I'm done posting episode




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30af53  No.203058[Reply]

At Least 25 People Reported Dead in Texas Church Shooting – Gunman Killed by Police

http://www.breitbart.com/texas/2017/11/05/multiple-casualties-reported-in-texas-church-shooting/

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5cdc73  No.203766

>linking before 700

that's not allowed smh


5cdc73  No.203768

*braaps*


a51be6  No.203769

>>203766

ban him


5cdc73  No.203771

nyuuuuu


5cdc73  No.203773

>>203769

nahhh *goes to new thread*




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9591c9  No.202342[Reply]

Reports: Police Found ‘Extreme’ Pornography on Computers of PM Deputy Who Branded Breitbart ‘Dangerous’

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/11/05/police-green-pornography-computer/

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f0a8d1  No.203054

*posts from tablet*

God, it's awful tbh.


7db4c4  No.203055

>>203053

Should mention that in an ominous tone around him kek


2d850c  No.203056

>>203055

>>203053

there's literally nothing wrong with that


3a1817  No.203057

>>203055

he is fully aware tbh, i jokingly call him a race traiter a lot tbh


9591c9  No.203059




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fed66c  No.201598[Reply]

‘Europhobe F*ck… SLAP’: Pro-EU Paper ‘Glorifies Violence’ Against Brexit Voters

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/11/04/europhobe-fck-slap-pro-eu-paper-glorifies-violence-against-brexit-voters/

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27609d  No.202339

File: 8e0c45b65fbead4⋯.png (613.11 KB, 556x556, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>202334

>tfw no mori kei deergirl gf


aefada  No.202340

>>202333

genuinely scary

>>202335

stop scaring children and the doggos tbh


5f2e30  No.202341

>737

NEO WE NEED A NEW THREAD NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


fed66c  No.202343


db399a  No.202344

>>202331

>it doesn't count when it's Samis, lad

That's only because Finns aren't white.

>>202341

>740

You're only making it worse.




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c6bdf0  No.200884[Reply]

Man Charged With FGM: Only Second Prosecution in British History, 31 Years After Ban Introduced

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/11/03/man-charged-fgm-second-case-31-years/

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e826f3  No.201596

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

MEMESPY


9b9d4e  No.201597

>>201595

copy and paste extracts from Gorilla Mindset


c0d91b  No.201600


887a41  No.201626

File: 0f8e31b34eb94c4⋯.jpg (40.83 KB, 500x485, 100:97, mark corrigan5.jpg)

>>201595

It means the HR department don't do a real job, they just copy-pasted some cliched bollocks off the internet. I mean, just think about this fucking question. Either the person filling it in is a sociopathic cunt, in which case they write themselves a glowing reference, or they're a good person, in which case they write themselves a glowing reference. Who the fuck writes in a job application "I'm not honest" or "I'm not committed"? Nobody who actually wants the job. This doesn't narrow down the field in any meaningful way, it just gives the lazy cunts in HR an excuse to throw 20% of the applications in the bin and they can let the rest of the company figure out whether the people they hire are any good. The world of employment is a fucking joke.


ab2285  No.201663

>>201595

>>201626

This. Our culture expects us to engage in lying a stupid amount. We should be more straight forward, and just say i want the job for money etc.




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c72c78  No.200154[Reply]

Leavers Declare EU-Linked Electoral Commission ‘Unfit to Regulate Our Democracy in the Age of Brexit’

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/11/03/electoral-commission-not-fit-regulate-democracy-age-brexit/

Continent Totally Unprepared For Another Migrant Crisis: European Police Union

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/11/03/survey-police-across-europe-feel-greatly-unprepared-another-migrant-crisis/

Number of Migrants Arriving in Greece from Turkey up 200 per cent

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/11/03/number-of-migrants-arriving-in-greece-from-turkey-up-200-per-cent/

Number of Asylum Seekers Doubles in Two Years, As Germany Admits it has Lost Track of 30,000 Illegals

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/11/02/number-asylum-seekers-doubles-two-years-german-government-admits-lost-track-30000/

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fdee26  No.200880

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caab8d  No.200881

>>200878

Change your flag then if you're that bothered about two people using the same one.


ecf26e  No.200882

>>200881

i was here first


caab8d  No.200883

>>200882

And I like this flag. I don't mind two people using it.


c72c78  No.200886

>>200884

>>200884

>>200884

>>200884

Okay lads, new thread here.




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90f747  No.199086[Reply]

Theresa May: Criticism of Israel Being Used as New Form of Anti-Semitism

http://www.breitbart.com/jerusalem/2017/11/02/uks-may-criticism-israel-used-new-form-anti-semitism/

UK Govt Mobilises Against Brexit Campaigners in Desperate Bid to Undermine Referendum

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/11/01/uk-govt-mobilises-against-brexit-campaigners-undermine-referendum/

WWI Australian Battle of Beersheba re-Enacted in Israel on Centennial

http://www.breitbart.com/jerusalem/2017/11/02/wwi-australian-battle-beersheba-re-enacted-israel-centennial/

‘Islamophobic’ Jury Didn’t Have Enough Muslims, Says Convicted Rapist

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/11/02/islamophobic-jury-didnt-have-enough-muslims-says-convicted-rapist-launching-appeal/

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329a20  No.200150

>even brit have awful girl problems

wew


90f747  No.200151

>>200138

EA got the exclusive license to all future Star Wars games for a ten year period in 2013. It's four years on and they've only published one non-mobile/non-lego game so far which is DICE's Battlefront, and the next game is just the sequel to that.

They're probably wasting everyone's time because they either don't have anyone putting forward game proposals or they think it would hurt Battlefront's online playerbase to have more than one game available at a time. It doesn't matter though because nobody is playing that anyway.


72826f  No.200152

>>200147

>that tummy

keek


329a20  No.200153

>>200151

It's kind of depressing how bad the new lego games are too.


90f747  No.200157




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2a3f6b  No.198523[Reply]

Senior EU Minister: Countries REFUSING to ‘Open the Door’ to Muslim Migrants Will ‘Destroy Europe’

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/11/01/eu-countries-refusing-muslim-migrants-will-destroy-europe/

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efea2c  No.199230

File: 9638e82c5690a7b⋯.png (365.29 KB, 734x729, 734:729, vargpunch.png)

>199229

>christian rock


e3f536  No.199231

>>199230

Did you listen? Even putting religion aside they're a great band.


77e8da  No.199232

>>199224

that song is for when westie returns from the wars for his triumph

>>199230

EVERYBODY WITH YOUR FISTS RAISED HIGH

LET ME HEAR YOUR BATTLE CRY TONIGHT

STAND ASIDE OR STEP ASIDE

WE'RE ON THE FRONTLINE


ea9613  No.199233


cc29c1  No.199245

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>199224

This one?




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648c7d  No.197645[Reply]

At Least Six Dead After Truck Driver Runs Down Pedestrians in NYC

http://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2017/10/31/report-multiple-wounded-in-downtown-nyc-after-driver-shoots-pedestrians-from-ca/

Hungary: Protecting Europe from Soros Like Game of Thrones Fight Against Winter Threat

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/31/hungary-europe-soros-game-thrones/

Deaf Paedophile Migrant Has Sentence Cut as He ‘Can’t Hear TV’

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/31/deaf-paedophile-migrant-sentence-cut-cant-hear-tv/

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f8d7f5  No.198519

>>198518

>that Celtic swastika

Keek. Nice


648c7d  No.198520

>>198518

That's Westie and Anprim, not me.


f6130f  No.198521

post 700 tbh


f8d7f5  No.198522

>>198521

okay everyone have a break don't waste more posts


648c7d  No.198525




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210bf3  No.196937[Reply]

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4abb52  No.197642

>>197640

I wouldn't be surprised


31bccb  No.197643

>>197641

You just need to look cute, lad. Pretty sure Twitch will help you grow.


bd2eae  No.197644

>>197643

But

video games?


210bf3  No.197647


31bccb  No.197648

>>197644

Just play whatever is hot at the moment, lad.




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4f2b7d  No.196226[Reply]

Sweden to Give Mainstream Media £1.2 Million to Fight Fake News in Run-up to National Election

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/30/sweden-media-million-fight-fake-news-election/

Britain Proud of Balfour Declaration: 100 Years On, Says it Created ‘Great Nation’ of Israel

http://www.breitbart.com/jerusalem/2017/10/30/britain-proud-balfour-declaration-100-years-says-created-great-nation-israel/

German Populist Leader: ‘Margaret Thatcher is my Role Model’

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/29/german-populist-leader-margaret-thatcher-role-model/

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3f27b6  No.196939

File: 78c25a615582e42⋯.png (66.14 KB, 165x203, 165:203, rance25.png)

>>196936

But now girls have untreatable gonorrhea


8ba3d1  No.196941

>>196939

>what is a condom


3f27b6  No.196942

>>196941

not having sex with anyone who has a disgusting std in any form


4f2b7d  No.196943


cf9f2c  No.196944

File: 2b47acb372d19fe⋯.jpg (20.42 KB, 640x360, 16:9, 1505098188094.jpg)

sorry to interrupt

someone of you maybe know a digital library or database of books you can read as pdfs for free




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55af9a  No.195524[Reply]

Balloons and EU Flags: Tens of Thousands Rally in Barcelona to Reject Catalan Independence

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/29/tens-thousands-rally-barcelona-reject-catalan-independence-march-spanish-unity/

Guardian: ‘Trump, Assange, Bannon, Farage bound together in an unholy alliance’

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/29/guardian-trump-assange-bannon-farage-bound-together-unholy-alliance-farage-ridicules/

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71c78b  No.196235

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i dont understand lads, my frenchtek safe space has been infiltrated by high iq normies


d74f1a  No.196236

File: dda8e4f71cb384d⋯.jpeg (70.94 KB, 1024x994, 512:497, pepe.jpeg)

>it's a "friends bothering me with their dysfunctional relationships" episode


9b273e  No.196237

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>>196224

you might also colour it black

that's what my dead bf did he had naturally light hair and light blue eyes, like the bluest eyes ever, and they got even bluer when he painted his hair black. we thought it would come out maximum autistic but he pulled it off pretty damn well.

ah shit that's comfy but it's really fucking cold here especially at night

you still have your acoustic guitar you lucky gimp


cc1dfa  No.196247

>>196218

It's a weekday so nothing, not that I would partake in it anyway.


d74f1a  No.196251

>>196218

Job interview at a pub, then watch some classic horror films - maybe The Innocents




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