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Just what you need to make you feel better

File: 9ee2c120561b860⋯.jpg (730.15 KB, 2036x1523, 2036:1523, 1466726515731.jpg)

5ac725  No.183952[Reply]

Trade Deal with Brexit Britain ‘Vital for the European Union’, Warns Hungary

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/17/trade-deal-with-brexit-britain-vital-for-the-european-union-warns-hungary/

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0b0066  No.184700

>>184692

Ease of readability and a refusal to greentext, also the debate was whether the pre-Norman Church was Orthodox or Catholic when it was under the hegemony of Rome no matter how you look at it and there are piles and piles of evidences to support it smh

>>184693

The one who dreams lass, the one who dreams

*shakes head vigorously but does it so fast I have to go to hospital*

ahhhhhhhhhhh


ebf09f  No.184702


0b0066  No.184705

>>184697

>Baiting me out

*bites but you find I am a shark*

Catholicism is the true apostolic Church. If you think Pope Francis is a nonce then maybe you should consider presenting evidence. The money doesn't go to Rome when you give it in on Sunday it goes to the parish priest and Church(es). Francis is a Franciscan who rejects wealth which is why he drives one of those shite little euro cars.


c8d9cd  No.184707

>>184705

Went to the a catholic church for my grandmothers funeral service and it was nice but the priest had a massive shiny expensive car. Why does he deserve that just for being a priest?


0b0066  No.184710

>>184707

Someone probably donated it or something lass, each Parish is run different from the rest. Also, many priests lead secular lives before entering the Church so it could also just be a hangover from an earlier part of his life smh




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52968c  No.183293[Reply]

Police Say Charging Shoplifters, Vandals ‘Not Practical’ as Arrests for ‘Offensive’ Comments Rise 53 Per Cent

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/17/met-say-charging-shoplifters-vandals-not-practical-as-arrests-for-offensive-comments-rise-53-per-cent/

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5ad7ba  No.183958

>>183955

I'll make it it's fine


5ad7ba  No.183959

smh too late that is, early


52968c  No.183962

>>183956

I've already tasted victory tonight, it's okay.

>>183957

Okay lad I'll probably have nightmares about pink bears though.

>>183958

Too late aaaaahhh.


52968c  No.183964


ae7efd  No.183965

>>183962

>I've already tasted victory tonight, it's okay.

No




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d055d7  No.182548[Reply]

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d055d7  No.183294

File: 447cc674637c2fd⋯.png (168.95 KB, 440x400, 11:10, (sweats).png)

>>183292

L-lad…


72c4b5  No.183295

>>183292

not if you handle him with a brick


d055d7  No.183297


63c491  No.183298

>>183295

You're not wrong


8586f8  No.183300

File: c08ba57b59241f1⋯.png (18.52 KB, 668x678, 334:339, lqlynchpepe.png)

>lost elvis pepesley pic

ahh




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429fb8  No.181819[Reply]

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ceed32  No.182546

>>182540

They're pretty good, wish there was more. What should we expect in retaliation from the Neo-22st-Pembs bloc? They have a sufficient (you) trading scheme within their own bounds

>>182541

Make one if you're so great


f9d4ba  No.182547

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File: fb87dd7a66506b9⋯.png (31.35 KB, 429x401, 429:401, ClipboardImage.png)


ceed32  No.182550

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>182547

Now that is some determination tbh.


d006af  No.182551

>>182544

They just seem really pissy and up themselves as though any of it matters tbh at least people can have fun here


429fb8  No.182552




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a0895f  No.181110[Reply]

LIVEWIRE: Populist Freedom Party Back in Second Place, Kurz Declares Victory

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/15/polls-austria-election-2017-october/

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47f32d  No.181815

>>181811

>girlfriend

woah there


b5de18  No.181816

>>181814

BaneMovieNight?


4b966d  No.181817

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


a0895f  No.181818

>>181815

>implying she would waste all this time with you if she wasn't planning on fucking you

You're so innocent lad.


a0895f  No.181821




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074341  No.180437[Reply]

German Soccer Team ‘Takes a Knee’ in Show of Solidarity with NFL Players

http://www.breitbart.com/sports/2017/10/14/german-soccer-team-takes-knee-show-solidarity-nfl-players/

‘State of Denial’: Hillary Clinton Blames Nigel Farage, Macedonian Fake News Factories, for Losing Election

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/15/hillary-clinton-blames-farage-fake-news-losing-election/

LIVEWIRE: Polls Open Across Austria – Polling Station Notes It’s ‘Very Busy’

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/15/polls-austria-election-2017-october/

DUP Urges Appeaser Theresa to ‘Rein In’ Divisive, Anti-Brexit Hammond

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/15/dup-concerned-chancellor-reign-divisive/

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0ad7b4  No.181109

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File: 0c6511859967627⋯.png (23.71 KB, 750x408, 125:68, Neo kiss1.png)

>>181099

You sweat easily and then you go straight to bed after a workout that makes your muscles ache? *puts on clothes peg before kissing you goodnight*


fece7d  No.181112

>>181102

>"a bit flat chested"

wewlad, but tbh I was more interested in her apparent lack of any female genitalia. Didn't realise his nipples were covered in tape until after.

>>181107

~5000 years of Jewish eugenics has created to the ultimate female.


0ad7b4  No.181113

>>181105

>and even worse lad, you've now outed yourself.

smh I know what a vagina looks like, and it didn't look like one to me but I wasn't 100% sure smh


074341  No.181114


fece7d  No.181119

>>181114

Bit early




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d92524  No.179638[Reply]

Iran Hacks 9,000 UK Parliament E-mails As Govt Opposes Trump Decertification of Iran Deal

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/14/revealed-iran-hacks-9000-uk-parliament-e-mails-govt/

Oy vey what a timely coincidence, now you'll have to turn on those nasty Iranians like we told you to.

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d0f272  No.180441

File: 72bc822e77a2f90⋯.png (554.36 KB, 634x682, 317:341, ClipboardImage.png)

hmmm interesting map here


d0f272  No.180442

File: 77d89fde4240ccc⋯.png (333.99 KB, 428x587, 428:587, ClipboardImage.png)

hmmmmm

wish i wasnt banned ree


5457a7  No.180445

>>180389

You can cock the hammer on a semi auto pistol smh tbh


dda1cb  No.180446


5457a7  No.180447

>>180430

What game




File: 8706883fa6e6e96⋯.jpg (123.72 KB, 668x599, 668:599, DDR2.jpg)

0d60d5  No.178899[Reply]

Grüße meine Genossen

Iran blamed for cyberattack on British Parliament

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/10/13/iran-responsible-cyberattack-british-parliament/

>Iran was responsible for a cyberattack on Parliament that hit dozens of MPs, including Theresa May, Whitehall sources have told The Daily Telegraph.

>The unprecedented “brute force” cyber attack in June lasted more than 12 hours and compromised around 90 email accounts.

>It was initially thought that Russia was behind the attack, but intelligence officials have now concluded Iran is responsible. It would be Tehran's first significant cyberattack on the UK.

Birmingham Islamic faith school guilty of sex discrimination

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-41609861

>An Islamic faith school's policy of segregating boys and girls is unlawful sex discrimination, a court has ruled.

>The case was heard at the Court of Appeal as Ofsted challenged a High Court ruling clearing the Al-Hijrah school in Birmingham of discrimination.

>Ofsted's lawyers argued the segregation left girls "unprepared for life in modern Britain".

>Appeal judges ruled the school was discriminating against its pupils contrary to the Equality Act.

Tower Hamlets: Girl, 17, Suffers Three Sex Attacks in One Hour on Walk Home

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/13/17-year-old-girl-suffers-three-sex-attacks-one-hour-walk-home-east-london/

>A 17-year-old girl was sexPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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03c337  No.179635

I swear that SWIM will one day snort cocaine off of a girls bum

God speed

Well lads I'm off for tonight. Gonna spend some time at a mates house, and ingest alcohols amongst other things


25a5b7  No.179636

>>179635

Have fun lass


74e554  No.179637

>>179635

>Well lads I'm off for tonight. Gonna spend some time at a mates house, and ingest alcohols amongst other things

I wish I could come with, lad. That sounds fun.


25a5b7  No.179640

extroverts smh


88cf41  No.179641




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bb873e  No.178171[Reply]

May Delays Brexit Bill After 300 Amendments Demanded by Labour, Pro-EU Tory MPs

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/13/pm-forced-delay-brexit-bill-300-amendments-demanded/

EU Prez Thanks British for Saving Europe During the War, But Adds: ‘Now They Have to Pay’

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/13/eu-prez-thanks-britain-for-saving-europe-during-the-war-but-adds-now-they-have-to-pay/

‘Fire Hammond for Trying to Sabotage Brexit,’ Demands Senior Tory

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/13/chancellor-must-be-fired-attempting-sabotage-no-deal-brexit/

Somali Migrant Who Raped, Murdered, Tortured Other Migrants Given Life Sentence

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/13/somalian-migrant-raped-murdered-tortured-migrants-given-life-sentence/

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c5eb7c  No.178904

File: f0fcabca0e02b77⋯.png (105.49 KB, 400x400, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>178898

copy&paste is so convenient


a4d124  No.178905

File: 9de37d65b6541ba⋯.jpg (30.33 KB, 325x800, 13:32, 177983c6775ea29f8381e75e0c….jpg)


c56db7  No.178912

>>178904

copy and paste what hmmmmm


c56db7  No.178916

>>178913

someone is being a bully smh




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1f4958  No.177464[Reply]

‘Deadlock’: Barnier’s Refusal to Move Talks on Increases Chance of No Deal, Full Brexit

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/12/deadlock-barniers-refusal-move-talks-increases-chance-no-deal-full-brexit/

Brexit: Three Quarters of Brits Say No Deal is Better Than a Bad Deal

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/12/three-four-brits-back-clean-brexit-deal/

Islamic Primary School Director Arrested over Underage Sex Abuse Claim

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/12/islamic-primary-school-director-arrested-underage-sex-abuse-claim/

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210a8d  No.178166

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34f721  No.178168

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1f4958  No.178169

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c512f3  No.178170

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1f4958  No.178173




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494c93  No.176753[Reply]

Senior Official Admits Million-Plus Illegal Immigrants in UK ‘Unlikely to Ever Be Removed’

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/11/illegal-immigrants-unlikely-ever-removed/

Confusion as Prime Minister’s Office Forced to Deny Reports President Trump’s State Visit ‘Downgraded’

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/11/confusion-as-prime-ministers-office-forced-to-deny-reports-president-trumps-state-visit-downgraded/

Remainer Phil’s Treasury Refuses to Prepare Budget for Clean Brexit

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/11/remainer-phil-refuses-budget-clean-brexit/

Over 90 Per Cent of Asylum Seekers Investigated in Denmark Caught Lying About Their Origin

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/11/634-700-asylum-seekers-denmark-caught-lying-origin/

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494c93  No.177463

>>177455

Aaaaaaaaahhhh

My routine is going well but the gains are very gradual tbh.

>>177457

I have posted a picture in the past but I'm not sharing it again because I'm a mod now.


d66269  No.177465

>>177455

we're not talking about drugs lad


494c93  No.177467


960ed8  No.177469

>>177465

tobacco kinda is drugs.


d66269  No.177471

>>177462

Ok thank god, no offence but i trust anprim more then youso what you want the sign to say?




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6fa860  No.176046[Reply]

Cologne Migrant Sex Attacks Dismissed as ‘Entirely Debunked, a Case of Fake News’ by British Left-Green Leader

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/10/cologne-mass-sex-attacks-dismissed-entirely-debunked-case-fake-news-left-green-leader/

‘Soft Independence?’: Catalan Prez Suspends Referendum Result, Seeks Dialogue with Spain

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/10/catalan-president-proposes-suspending-consequences-referendum-result-open-dialogue-spain/

The Soros Plan Is a Satanic Assault on Europe, Says Hungarian Lawmaker

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/10/soros-plan-satan-assault-europe/

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36f5e0  No.176761

>>176755

Sicilian*


e6372b  No.176762

>>176754

thanks lad


92856a  No.176763

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

fresh me


6fa860  No.176764


350da5  No.176765




File: f504efd977f6665⋯.jpg (15.59 KB, 300x223, 300:223, Cute Couple.jpg)

File: ba907555ac490e0⋯.jpg (370.92 KB, 1213x1600, 1213:1600, CUTE.jpg)

File: e917eeb89e09ce5⋯.jpg (126.95 KB, 700x455, 20:13, Ep 2- Padme declares her l….jpg)

File: dd0eb311f43bdba⋯.jpg (17.7 KB, 485x341, 485:341, Ep 3 - Anakin cuddles Padm….jpg)

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4aee68  No.175347[Reply]

Dedicated to the best waifu a man could ask for. Post Padme tbh

Ani did nothing wrong he was acting out of love for his top tier waifu. Remember kids, Obi-Wan and the Jedi are to blame.

Anyway, it's time for the news!

Britain 'draws up battle plan for war with North Korea'

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/10/09/britain-prepares-war-north-korea-new-carrier-could-rushed-service/

>Britain is reportedly preparing for the possibility of war breaking out with North Korea as concerns rise that another provocative missile test could trigger a military response by the US.

>North Korea is being closely watched amid fears it could launch another long-range missile test on Tuesday to mark the anniversary of the founding of its ruling party.

>Bellicose rhetoric from Donald Trump has heightened tensions in the region in recent months, prompting British officials to draw up military plans for a response to a break out of hostilities, it was reported.

Theresa May sets out Brexit options including 'no deal'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41546701

>The UK has set out how it could operate as an "independent trading nation" after Brexit, even if no trade deal is reached with Brussels.

>Prime Minister Theresa May told MPs "real and tangible progress" had been made in Brexit talks.

>But the country must be prepared for "every eventuality", as the government published papers on future trade and customs arrangements.

Failed UKIP Leadership Candidate Anne Marie Waters Launches New ‘For Britain’ Party

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a70c63  No.176053


4aee68  No.176054

File: 771cb47078f6ed4⋯.jpg (32.83 KB, 640x580, 32:29, 4d1.jpg)

>>176042

Hate to admit it but you're right


81c918  No.176055

File: f7220283a8fbe09⋯.jpg (133.92 KB, 1150x1266, 575:633, 1505569366629.jpg)

>>176018

>Everything goes to shit

>Easily treatable wounds become deadly due to a shortage of medics

Medical experience is more valuable in case of a happening.

>>176023

>you should

Why would I defend people who don't give a shit the country themselves? Every time there is a terrorist attack you have cunts marching to defend the poor muslims. The rape gangs still exist, not just the muslim ones either and no1 gives a fuck.

>then you don't deserve to be here.

I don't want to be here and I'm actively working to get out.

>Smh you are a leeching eternal porridge wog so it's only natural you'd think in such a way.

And you're willing to die to defend such a system. Thank you for your service O7

>Firsthand experience would place some lads ahead of others

A fair point, but you would be quickly replaced. If you were a medic you would irreplaceable. Also you won't be in charge of things if shit hit the fan so don't think you'd be barking out orders.

>would put them in a better position to be teachers.

Your army training won't mean much, you'd be replaced by people with more knowledge.


73e76b  No.176058

>>176040

>ahhhhhhhhhhh la dont say thattttttttttttttt

My dads got bassically special needs at this point i dont like seeing him and Im to embarressed to for him to meet anyone i know. I know it sounds like im being a bad guy but he's a cunt trust me

>grandpa from little miss sunshine

that's a great reference tbh

>I'd definitely not like to see mummy or daddy under the influence.

me either, my mum turns really mean after one glass of wine so i dont think i'd like to see her on anything else. I know lads who smoke weed with their parents on the other hand so its weird, but still. Although it could be kind of hilarious

>>176041

thanks lass ya the best


73e76b  No.176060

File: 2c4cc7f76d5509d⋯.jpg (45.81 KB, 746x558, 373:279, updated.JPG)

they updated it a bit




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76432c  No.174609[Reply]

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05e616  No.175354

>>175322

>he's gone full Jewperium

Bravo, Neo


4a7a64  No.175355

>>175349

a red oni girl maybe


112b3d  No.175356

File: 2223d769a867f45⋯.png (1005.98 KB, 800x600, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>>175351

There aren't any underage girls in the Rance series that you can H, and lolicons are all seen as evil.


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c1b94b  No.175359




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51b352  No.173953[Reply]

Farage Tells Hillary Clinton to ‘Stop Whinging’ After She Demeans Brexit Voters

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/08/hillary-clinton-demeans-brexit-voters-disgusted-nigel-farage/

Taxpayer Funded Transgender Charity Banned from Contacting Boy, 7, Forced to Live as Girl

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/08/taxpayer-funds-transgender-charity-banned-contacting-boy-7-forced-live-girl/

May Ramps up Preparation for ‘No Deal’ Brexit Amidst Calls for Her Resignation

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/08/may-preparation-no-deal-brexit-amidst-calls-resignation/

Thousands of Poles Pray on the Border Against ‘Islamisation of Europe’

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/08/thousands-poles-pray-border-islamisation-europe/

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4c5bda  No.174655

File: 37ae4c2b454c096⋯.png (359.79 KB, 800x600, 4:3, Keikoku_01.png)

>>174654

Don't worry lad we're two peas in a pod we're both fine.


f5fe8e  No.174656

>>174650

>closer to culture etc

agreed

>not speak

with stuff like esperanto i agree that its not useful to non speakers, but interlingua was designed so that multiple languages could understand whats being said in it. the whole point is that you could have admittedly basic convos with any of the nationalities. it does away with a lot of the language specific grammar, which makes it easy af to speak.


6f58ec  No.174657

File: ee3b92252d601ea⋯.png (1.98 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, my friend.png)

Nighty night lads

uhhhh we need a new thread and I want to make one. So I'll make one quickly

>>174655

good for you lad


213ba6  No.174658

>>174657

neo made one already

>>174609

>>174609

>>174609

night lad


8e81a5  No.174659




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