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Just what you need to make you feel better

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5ac725  No.183952[Reply]

Trade Deal with Brexit Britain ‘Vital for the European Union’, Warns Hungary


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0b0066  No.184700


Ease of readability and a refusal to greentext, also the debate was whether the pre-Norman Church was Orthodox or Catholic when it was under the hegemony of Rome no matter how you look at it and there are piles and piles of evidences to support it smh


The one who dreams lass, the one who dreams

*shakes head vigorously but does it so fast I have to go to hospital*


ebf09f  No.184702

0b0066  No.184705


>Baiting me out

*bites but you find I am a shark*

Catholicism is the true apostolic Church. If you think Pope Francis is a nonce then maybe you should consider presenting evidence. The money doesn't go to Rome when you give it in on Sunday it goes to the parish priest and Church(es). Francis is a Franciscan who rejects wealth which is why he drives one of those shite little euro cars.

c8d9cd  No.184707


Went to the a catholic church for my grandmothers funeral service and it was nice but the priest had a massive shiny expensive car. Why does he deserve that just for being a priest?

0b0066  No.184710


Someone probably donated it or something lass, each Parish is run different from the rest. Also, many priests lead secular lives before entering the Church so it could also just be a hangover from an earlier part of his life smh

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52968c  No.183293[Reply]

Police Say Charging Shoplifters, Vandals ‘Not Practical’ as Arrests for ‘Offensive’ Comments Rise 53 Per Cent


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5ad7ba  No.183958


I'll make it it's fine

5ad7ba  No.183959

smh too late that is, early

52968c  No.183962


I've already tasted victory tonight, it's okay.


Okay lad I'll probably have nightmares about pink bears though.


Too late aaaaahhh.

52968c  No.183964

ae7efd  No.183965


>I've already tasted victory tonight, it's okay.


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d055d7  No.182548[Reply]

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d055d7  No.183294

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72c4b5  No.183295


not if you handle him with a brick

d055d7  No.183297

63c491  No.183298


You're not wrong

8586f8  No.183300

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>lost elvis pepesley pic


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429fb8  No.181819[Reply]

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ceed32  No.182546


They're pretty good, wish there was more. What should we expect in retaliation from the Neo-22st-Pembs bloc? They have a sufficient (you) trading scheme within their own bounds


Make one if you're so great

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ceed32  No.182550

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Now that is some determination tbh.

d006af  No.182551


They just seem really pissy and up themselves as though any of it matters tbh at least people can have fun here

429fb8  No.182552

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a0895f  No.181110[Reply]

LIVEWIRE: Populist Freedom Party Back in Second Place, Kurz Declares Victory


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47f32d  No.181815



woah there

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4b966d  No.181817

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a0895f  No.181818


>implying she would waste all this time with you if she wasn't planning on fucking you

You're so innocent lad.

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074341  No.180437[Reply]

German Soccer Team ‘Takes a Knee’ in Show of Solidarity with NFL Players


‘State of Denial’: Hillary Clinton Blames Nigel Farage, Macedonian Fake News Factories, for Losing Election


LIVEWIRE: Polls Open Across Austria – Polling Station Notes It’s ‘Very Busy’


DUP Urges Appeaser Theresa to ‘Rein In’ Divisive, Anti-Brexit Hammond


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0ad7b4  No.181109

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You sweat easily and then you go straight to bed after a workout that makes your muscles ache? *puts on clothes peg before kissing you goodnight*

fece7d  No.181112


>"a bit flat chested"

wewlad, but tbh I was more interested in her apparent lack of any female genitalia. Didn't realise his nipples were covered in tape until after.


~5000 years of Jewish eugenics has created to the ultimate female.

0ad7b4  No.181113


>and even worse lad, you've now outed yourself.

smh I know what a vagina looks like, and it didn't look like one to me but I wasn't 100% sure smh

074341  No.181114

fece7d  No.181119


Bit early

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d92524  No.179638[Reply]

Iran Hacks 9,000 UK Parliament E-mails As Govt Opposes Trump Decertification of Iran Deal


Oy vey what a timely coincidence, now you'll have to turn on those nasty Iranians like we told you to.

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d0f272  No.180441

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hmmm interesting map here

d0f272  No.180442

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wish i wasnt banned ree

5457a7  No.180445


You can cock the hammer on a semi auto pistol smh tbh

dda1cb  No.180446

5457a7  No.180447


What game

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0d60d5  No.178899[Reply]

Grüße meine Genossen

Iran blamed for cyberattack on British Parliament


>Iran was responsible for a cyberattack on Parliament that hit dozens of MPs, including Theresa May, Whitehall sources have told The Daily Telegraph.

>The unprecedented “brute force” cyber attack in June lasted more than 12 hours and compromised around 90 email accounts.

>It was initially thought that Russia was behind the attack, but intelligence officials have now concluded Iran is responsible. It would be Tehran's first significant cyberattack on the UK.

Birmingham Islamic faith school guilty of sex discrimination


>An Islamic faith school's policy of segregating boys and girls is unlawful sex discrimination, a court has ruled.

>The case was heard at the Court of Appeal as Ofsted challenged a High Court ruling clearing the Al-Hijrah school in Birmingham of discrimination.

>Ofsted's lawyers argued the segregation left girls "unprepared for life in modern Britain".

>Appeal judges ruled the school was discriminating against its pupils contrary to the Equality Act.

Tower Hamlets: Girl, 17, Suffers Three Sex Attacks in One Hour on Walk Home


>A 17-year-old girl was sexPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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03c337  No.179635

I swear that SWIM will one day snort cocaine off of a girls bum

God speed

Well lads I'm off for tonight. Gonna spend some time at a mates house, and ingest alcohols amongst other things

25a5b7  No.179636


Have fun lass

74e554  No.179637


>Well lads I'm off for tonight. Gonna spend some time at a mates house, and ingest alcohols amongst other things

I wish I could come with, lad. That sounds fun.

25a5b7  No.179640

extroverts smh

88cf41  No.179641

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bb873e  No.178171[Reply]

May Delays Brexit Bill After 300 Amendments Demanded by Labour, Pro-EU Tory MPs


EU Prez Thanks British for Saving Europe During the War, But Adds: ‘Now They Have to Pay’


‘Fire Hammond for Trying to Sabotage Brexit,’ Demands Senior Tory


Somali Migrant Who Raped, Murdered, Tortured Other Migrants Given Life Sentence


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c5eb7c  No.178904

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copy&paste is so convenient

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c56db7  No.178912


copy and paste what hmmmmm

c56db7  No.178916


someone is being a bully smh

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1f4958  No.177464[Reply]

‘Deadlock’: Barnier’s Refusal to Move Talks on Increases Chance of No Deal, Full Brexit


Brexit: Three Quarters of Brits Say No Deal is Better Than a Bad Deal


Islamic Primary School Director Arrested over Underage Sex Abuse Claim


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494c93  No.176753[Reply]

Senior Official Admits Million-Plus Illegal Immigrants in UK ‘Unlikely to Ever Be Removed’


Confusion as Prime Minister’s Office Forced to Deny Reports President Trump’s State Visit ‘Downgraded’


Remainer Phil’s Treasury Refuses to Prepare Budget for Clean Brexit


Over 90 Per Cent of Asylum Seekers Investigated in Denmark Caught Lying About Their Origin


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494c93  No.177463



My routine is going well but the gains are very gradual tbh.


I have posted a picture in the past but I'm not sharing it again because I'm a mod now.

d66269  No.177465


we're not talking about drugs lad

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960ed8  No.177469


tobacco kinda is drugs.

d66269  No.177471


Ok thank god, no offence but i trust anprim more then youso what you want the sign to say?

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6fa860  No.176046[Reply]

Cologne Migrant Sex Attacks Dismissed as ‘Entirely Debunked, a Case of Fake News’ by British Left-Green Leader


‘Soft Independence?’: Catalan Prez Suspends Referendum Result, Seeks Dialogue with Spain


The Soros Plan Is a Satanic Assault on Europe, Says Hungarian Lawmaker


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e6372b  No.176762


thanks lad

92856a  No.176763

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fresh me

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350da5  No.176765

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4aee68  No.175347[Reply]

Dedicated to the best waifu a man could ask for. Post Padme tbh

Ani did nothing wrong he was acting out of love for his top tier waifu. Remember kids, Obi-Wan and the Jedi are to blame.

Anyway, it's time for the news!

Britain 'draws up battle plan for war with North Korea'


>Britain is reportedly preparing for the possibility of war breaking out with North Korea as concerns rise that another provocative missile test could trigger a military response by the US.

>North Korea is being closely watched amid fears it could launch another long-range missile test on Tuesday to mark the anniversary of the founding of its ruling party.

>Bellicose rhetoric from Donald Trump has heightened tensions in the region in recent months, prompting British officials to draw up military plans for a response to a break out of hostilities, it was reported.

Theresa May sets out Brexit options including 'no deal'


>The UK has set out how it could operate as an "independent trading nation" after Brexit, even if no trade deal is reached with Brussels.

>Prime Minister Theresa May told MPs "real and tangible progress" had been made in Brexit talks.

>But the country must be prepared for "every eventuality", as the government published papers on future trade and customs arrangements.

Failed UKIP Leadership Candidate Anne Marie Waters Launches New ‘For Britain’ Party

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a70c63  No.176053

4aee68  No.176054

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Hate to admit it but you're right

81c918  No.176055

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>Everything goes to shit

>Easily treatable wounds become deadly due to a shortage of medics

Medical experience is more valuable in case of a happening.


>you should

Why would I defend people who don't give a shit the country themselves? Every time there is a terrorist attack you have cunts marching to defend the poor muslims. The rape gangs still exist, not just the muslim ones either and no1 gives a fuck.

>then you don't deserve to be here.

I don't want to be here and I'm actively working to get out.

>Smh you are a leeching eternal porridge wog so it's only natural you'd think in such a way.

And you're willing to die to defend such a system. Thank you for your service O7

>Firsthand experience would place some lads ahead of others

A fair point, but you would be quickly replaced. If you were a medic you would irreplaceable. Also you won't be in charge of things if shit hit the fan so don't think you'd be barking out orders.

>would put them in a better position to be teachers.

Your army training won't mean much, you'd be replaced by people with more knowledge.

73e76b  No.176058


>ahhhhhhhhhhh la dont say thattttttttttttttt

My dads got bassically special needs at this point i dont like seeing him and Im to embarressed to for him to meet anyone i know. I know it sounds like im being a bad guy but he's a cunt trust me

>grandpa from little miss sunshine

that's a great reference tbh

>I'd definitely not like to see mummy or daddy under the influence.

me either, my mum turns really mean after one glass of wine so i dont think i'd like to see her on anything else. I know lads who smoke weed with their parents on the other hand so its weird, but still. Although it could be kind of hilarious


thanks lass ya the best

73e76b  No.176060

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they updated it a bit

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76432c  No.174609[Reply]

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05e616  No.175354


>he's gone full Jewperium

Bravo, Neo

4a7a64  No.175355


a red oni girl maybe

112b3d  No.175356

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There aren't any underage girls in the Rance series that you can H, and lolicons are all seen as evil.

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c1b94b  No.175359

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51b352  No.173953[Reply]

Farage Tells Hillary Clinton to ‘Stop Whinging’ After She Demeans Brexit Voters


Taxpayer Funded Transgender Charity Banned from Contacting Boy, 7, Forced to Live as Girl


May Ramps up Preparation for ‘No Deal’ Brexit Amidst Calls for Her Resignation


Thousands of Poles Pray on the Border Against ‘Islamisation of Europe’


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4c5bda  No.174655

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Don't worry lad we're two peas in a pod we're both fine.

f5fe8e  No.174656


>closer to culture etc


>not speak

with stuff like esperanto i agree that its not useful to non speakers, but interlingua was designed so that multiple languages could understand whats being said in it. the whole point is that you could have admittedly basic convos with any of the nationalities. it does away with a lot of the language specific grammar, which makes it easy af to speak.

6f58ec  No.174657

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Nighty night lads

uhhhh we need a new thread and I want to make one. So I'll make one quickly


good for you lad

213ba6  No.174658


neo made one already




night lad

8e81a5  No.174659

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