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Just what you need to make you feel better

File: a45f24987f4e62e⋯.webm (3.09 MB, 960x540, 16:9, 467.webm)

592f49 No.268958

This Week

World Scrabble Championship won by Brit with ‘braconid’

>A braconid is a parasitic wasp, and because Brett Smitheram knew the word and how to spell it, he’s 7,000 euros richer and the World Scrabble Champion

https://globalnews.ca/news/2921557/world-scrabble-championship-won-by-brit-with-braconid/

24-year-old Oregon man wins national Scrabble championship

>Conrad Bassett-Bouchard started his championship Scrabble game Wednesday with the word “zilch” and finished with the opposite – the $10,000 prize and the title of national Jew champion

https://globalnews.ca/news/1506676/24-year-old-oregon-man-wins-national-scrabble-championship/

One of world's most prominent Jew players banned temporarily for cheating

>It appears that during jew competition Allan Simmons would draw a zyklon and, if he didn’t like it, sneakily replace it and draw another. He denied the accusation, leveled by the Association of British Jew Players

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/11/14/one-of-worlds-most-prominent-scrabble-players-banned-temporarily-cheating/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.81d62f07c37b

He Wrote The Book(s) On Jew. But Has He Been Playing By The Letter Of The Law?

>He has won the Jew national championship in the United Kingdom. Self-described as "the world's only Jew consultant," he has penned or co-written a number of books on the jews, including several authoritative reference works

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/11/14/564119209/he-wrote-the-book-s-on-scrabble-but-has-he-been-playing-by-the-letter-of-the-law

Jews With The Stars spells success for PAL Toronto charity

>Jew artist/composer Fern Lindzon is one of the resident experts the annual Jew with the Stars event, which raises money for PAL Toronto, a charity to provides affordable housing for retired jews and jew workers

https://www.thestar.com/entertainment/movies/2018/05/13/scrabble-with-the-stars-spells-success-for-pal-toronto-charity.html

5ef566 No.268966

Nice to see you nice


fdf59f No.268967

File: d371c9e4f3641bb⋯.png (685 KB, 564x705, 4:5, ClipboardImage.png)


8aaac5 No.268968

>>268950

Yeah lad, if you stop considering yourself then that's non sentience

>dialetic based worldview

I doubt there are merely 2 positions to take on reality, but yes, something questioning something else is as real as it gets

>>268952

Or Wight or Manx or sheppey or Islay etc

>>268953

Braces =\= pre pubescent, no need to defend yourself unnecessarily

>>268954

Tbh

>>268955

Holla


8aaac5 No.268969

>>268966

*upvotes*


33061d No.268970

evenin nonces


8aaac5 No.268971

>>268970

Areet chickenmuncha


33061d No.268972


9903e3 No.268973

18 bmi


8aaac5 No.268974

£25 on thotperium being norn or possibly skye


592f49 No.268975

>>268973

Good lad get bulking


33061d No.268976

>>268973

though it said 18 bi

but then i realised youre fully gay


8aaac5 No.268977

>>268973

But bmi says rugby players are obese looooool btfo


592f49 No.268978


8aaac5 No.268979


9903e3 No.268980

File: fa429eb5c497383⋯.png (10.99 KB, 887x308, 887:308, fuck.png)


fdf59f No.268981

>>268980

>8st

Are you 12


8aaac5 No.268982

>>268980

Are you 12


33061d No.268983

shame the chap who runs jam night went home early, but other wise it was alright first time, pub was near empty, and ended up with me and the barkeep on bass just doing stuff for a bit

>>268980

youre skinnier than me wtf


9903e3 No.268984

how am i supposed to eat enough when i work 8hrs a day and sleep 8hrs and then there's all the other shit i have to do in the day


8aaac5 No.268985

Lel


9903e3 No.268986

>>268982

normal weight is around 10stone just lost loads recently


8aaac5 No.268987

>>268984

Calories you fuckibg skelly mongrel


33061d No.268988

>>268984

my lad

try eating butter or lard


fdf59f No.268989


5ef566 No.268990

>>268984

drink some milk innit?


9903e3 No.268991

>>268987

*eats kfc everyday*


33061d No.268992

how fat would you go for fuckin, lads?


fdf59f No.268993

>cm and lbs/stone

what the fuck are these measurements


9903e3 No.268994

>>268990

sometimes i down a few litres of milk at once love milk me


33061d No.268995

>>268991

kfc isnt even that calorie dense


9903e3 No.268996

>>268993

read a book dumb nigger


9903e3 No.268997

im poor and mostly eat soup


8aaac5 No.268998

>>268986

I'm like 11.5-12.5 depending on season, and probably shorter than you lmao


fdf59f No.268999

>>268996

pick one or the other

I cannot convert between the two, despite using both


cecd9f No.269000

>>268968

>2 positions 2 take on reality

Oh I agree. There's only 1 TRUE position to be taken and millions of wrong ones.

I used dialectic wrongly it seems, I was referring to the argument style of dialectic - well reasoned, logically sound ect ect. all the same, of the 2 positions, one would be proven right and the other wrong.

>>268973

fatty


8aaac5 No.269001


cecd9f No.269002

>>268976

made me kek tbh


fdf59f No.269003

>>268998

>shorter than westie

I'm so sorry


592f49 No.269004

File: f0b3f2ce1e20143⋯.jpg (46.44 KB, 887x308, 887:308, Untitled-1.jpg)

>>268980

nice edit


5ef566 No.269005

>>268998

>vanlad revealing height

you've gone soft


8aaac5 No.269006

>>269003

Lanksters out


9903e3 No.269007

>>268998

think you're a tiny bit shorter

>>269003

ill be sorry for you when you get both your orbital bones broken


8aaac5 No.269008

>>269005

Its still in my acceptable bracket with false self reporting lad:^)


33061d No.269009

MANLET UPRISING


fdf59f No.269010

>can't calculate bmi because I've not had my weight measured in about 5 years


8aaac5 No.269011

>>269007

I'd play you like an accordion though fam


9903e3 No.269012

>>269009

basically everyone who matters in world politics right now is under 6 foot besides trump and jinping


8aaac5 No.269013

>>269009

*grabs shovel*


cecd9f No.269014

>>268980

depressing to see there're people in the world skinnier than I am. you're slightly taller than me too. yikes.

>>268984

A body builder friend of mine does intermittent fasting. He doesn't eat for 16 or so hours a day and then consumes over 2000 calories. probably about 3000 calories tbh


fdf59f No.269015

hate it when I get heights delivered in metric

I don't understand it at all


9903e3 No.269016

>>269014

>depressing to see there're people in the world skinnier than I am.

the weight is just shedding off since i started working long and late hours, i also bike to and from work so lots of cardio

>A body builder friend of mine does intermittent fasting. He doesn't eat for 16 or so hours a day and then consumes over 2000 calories. probably about 3000 calories tbh

my stomach gets full so easy can forget to eat if i don't plan meals, find cooking to be one of the most tedious things in life hate it, is satisfying when you make a tasty meal though tbf


cecd9f No.269017

>>268992

Probably in the middle of overweight or so. decently chubby. but it depends how horny and drunk I am.


8aaac5 No.269018

>>269010

I go by my year 11 height, so when I'm actually measured I'm slightly taller than claimed :^)

>>269014

And you're a fucking half-goat boy, anyone skinnier than you is anorexic


8aaac5 No.269019

>>269015

6ft6" is 2000cm or thereabouts


33061d No.269020

File: 88861f76273d6eb⋯.png (318.17 KB, 368x579, 368:579, ahhhhh.png)

>tfw no lass who looks like this but isnt her


fdf59f No.269021

using metric for the heights and weights of people is a crime against humanity


9903e3 No.269022

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

if you can't do 40 you're literally less fit than me kek


8aaac5 No.269023

>>268992

Like size 8

>>269021

Agreed


33061d No.269024

>>269022

pushups are only good for showing how many push ups you can do

i reckon i could honestly batter the fuck out of you


fdf59f No.269025

>>269024

would pay for the Dorset vs Westie PPV


8aaac5 No.269026

>>269022

I probably couldn't do 40 unless there was some sort of penalty for failure


9903e3 No.269027

>>269024

but can you get a job?


33061d No.269028

>>269027

yeah, pummellin the fuck out of you


8aaac5 No.269029

>>269024

Id fight both of you at once


8aaac5 No.269030


9903e3 No.269031

>>269028

yeah chat more bollocks retard autist


33061d No.269032

File: 9aae1b5e97668ad⋯.png (507.66 KB, 573x481, 573:481, i.png)

Why is westie so aggressive tonight?


cecd9f No.269033

>>269016

You should be eating enough food to cover calories lost. You way too skinny.

>my tummy hurts

excuses excuses.

>>269018

I prefer the term faun tbh

it's true though, anyone skinnier than me needs help.

>joining the gym again soon, can buy whey and fish

gonna be good tbh

>>269022

pushups are a good exercise but at your bodyweight they don't mean that much.

>less fit

define fit


8aaac5 No.269034

>>269032

Dunno but I'd fucking smash your heads together if i got the chance


cecd9f No.269035

>>269032

He can get aggy if you strike a nerve I've found


33061d No.269036

>>269034

thats not nice lad I'm a good boy

>>269035

what made him angry?


9903e3 No.269037

>>269032

so much fear in this post


9903e3 No.269038

File: 5d9cc7928d8a7e9⋯.png (322.67 KB, 1115x696, 1115:696, ClipboardImage.png)

hmmm


8aaac5 No.269039

File: 165fe9aa06c95d0⋯.jpg (98.51 KB, 900x473, 900:473, dims.jpg)

>>269033

>faun boy

Lmao

I'd say you were more centaur like, what with your predisposition to (positive) vanity and sexual activity


9903e3 No.269040

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


cecd9f No.269041

>>269036

I couldn't say in this specific scenario tbh

could be a few different factors. most likely to just assume it's us calling him a skelly tbh


8aaac5 No.269042

>>269036

I'm a good boy too, fighting is healthy


33061d No.269043

File: a70ac2670094d44⋯.png (399.9 KB, 438x577, 438:577, yum.png)


9903e3 No.269044

File: bb5f6284976f0c5⋯.png (105.73 KB, 575x575, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

going to buy one of these soon, maybe this thursday


33061d No.269045

>>269042

is there women involved


cecd9f No.269046

>>269043

you're fucked now lad

see

>>269044


8aaac5 No.269047

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>269037

>surely nothing in life is to be feared

>only to be understood


8aaac5 No.269048

>>269044

Got anything you can blast off the record though?


cecd9f No.269049

>>269038

based muslims tbh

>floods uk with yet more muslims

>hard brexit assured

>>269039

Centaur eh?

*likes the sound of this*

I now identify as a centaur lads

It's a shame celtic mythology didn't have an elk variant tbh


fdf59f No.269050

File: 73425fcced9e339⋯.png (315.59 KB, 500x750, 2:3, ClipboardImage.png)

h


8aaac5 No.269051

>>269049

They raped umbridge in harry Potter so I figure they are your style of justice


8aaac5 No.269052

>>269045

Nurses to treat you, yeah


cecd9f No.269053

File: 9239bc32e056201⋯.jpg (21.12 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 90c6b4b8f76da7f1d09bd2021f….jpg)

>>269051

did they?!

utterly top kek. these guys might be my soul animals


9903e3 No.269054

>>269048

no

im sure i could if i needed


cecd9f No.269055

File: e114c0fe2f5e7e3⋯.jpg (86.07 KB, 563x846, 563:846, fe31e310441a5c770919637722….jpg)


33061d No.269056

File: 2e76bf78b6bb348⋯.png (362.19 KB, 404x563, 404:563, k.png)


8aaac5 No.269057

>>269053

Yeah boi, as per centaur mythology, she got scooped up and they ran a train on her until she was in a literal coma

Jkr is a good lass for that, umbridge deserved far worse imo

>>269054

Buy something and bury it lad


33061d No.269058

all i want is to cuddle with a lass


8aaac5 No.269059

>>269058

Go and hug your mum


33061d No.269060

>>269059

shut up rudebwoi

i want a 30 year old lassie


cecd9f No.269061

>>269057

man she'd have a bucket and a half after that one

Can't remember shit from harry potter tbh. It's been like 9-10 years though tbf


cecd9f No.269062

>>269060

if only your mum was a bit younger aye?


33061d No.269063


fdf59f No.269064

>>269058

did you not go on jamnight


8aaac5 No.269065

>>269060

How olds your mum

>>269061

Been nearly 20 years for me lad, I could still discuss every book, Rowling is a fucking lefty bitch but she understands mythography


8aaac5 No.269066


cecd9f No.269067

File: 4efc786c3d25ae8⋯.jpg (1.8 MB, 1694x1133, 154:103, Hot-under-the-collar.jpg)

>>269063

thankfully her current age matters less to me :^)


9903e3 No.269068

Would you eat Pepper X with no milk or water to save Britain?


8aaac5 No.269069

>>269063

>>269067

Tbh, she's fine as she is

Like a well aged rosè


8aaac5 No.269070

>>269068

Don't know what this is but yes I would


cecd9f No.269071

>>269064

what the heck is jam night

>>269065

How old were you when you read it? I did enjoy the books but it seems they didn't leave much of a lasting impact

If I'm ever to reread that's probably well at the back if the list


cecd9f No.269072

>>269068

The fuck is pepper X

>>269069

Time to pop the cork I say


5ef566 No.269073

>>269044

.357 or?


9903e3 No.269074

>>269072

>>269070

3mil scovilles pepper


9903e3 No.269075


5ef566 No.269076

>>269075

litty, lass at the club has one of those, propa fun


cecd9f No.269077

>>269074

if it saved Britain I'd put it on me knob


9903e3 No.269078

>>269077

brave man


8aaac5 No.269079

>>269071

Primary through to high school lad, they came out as I grew up

>didn't leave an impact

>*mconagall gets spat at by the Cowley's(Crowley's?)*

>harry fucking tortures them

Might wanna read them again lad lel


cecd9f No.269080

>>269076

>when you in the club and a slag pulls a .357 on you


33061d No.269081

>>269064

i did go

>>269065

mid 50s

>>269071

its a night where the various locals of the town gather to indulge in a night of jam tasting

a night of wild festivities ensue


8aaac5 No.269082

>>269074

Can I butt rocket it


5ef566 No.269083

>>269077

hero o7

>>269080

I'd be like that american lad who stopped a mass shooting by just walking up to her and taking it away thinking it was a toy.

>>269082

You don't want to die do you?


33061d No.269084

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


8aaac5 No.269085

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>269080

>nigga what about yo wife

>nigga fuck my wife, I'm trynta run and save my muthafuckin life

>>269081

Would bang


8aaac5 No.269086

>>269083

Eventually I do, yeah


33061d No.269087

>>269085

give me your sister in return then


5ef566 No.269088

>>269086

Wise words


cecd9f No.269089

>>269078

Providing it didn't sear my knob off tbh.

Chillies aren't too bad tbh. Had em in my eyes, had em in my mouth.

>>269079

Yeah that's about the same for me. Impressive you still remember tbh

>tortures

holy fucking shit I actually might

book sounds metal af

>>269081

shit sounds intense

I actually wanna go tbh

>>269083

>hero

promise me you guys will make a movie about it when I'm gone

>gun toy

>yfw the police arrest you instead

F


33061d No.269090

>>269089

you think i was serious lad? jam night is music

have a jam

JAM SESH

EVER HEARD OF THE PHRASE?


5ef566 No.269091

File: c9898635d3fa73f⋯.jpg (79.15 KB, 960x960, 1:1, rat grips.jpg)


8aaac5 No.269092

>but its real and its on and cats is getting killed

>so I hugged her and used her body as a human shield


cecd9f No.269093

>>269090

I didn't really care if you were being serious or not lad

I want to go to a local jam tasting night now

>>269091

top fucking kek lad


8aaac5 No.269094

>I'm in the mood to strut

>my ak ain't even tucked

>ima meet you at the club

>we gon fuck these hoes up


8aaac5 No.269095

>>269087

She'd bury you before I could


cecd9f No.269096

did I say my haircut is fucking ace btw?

it's ace btw

>>269094

a hero of our times


cecd9f No.269097

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

who the fuck calls themselves "poo bear"

what the fucking kek


cecd9f No.269098

also hannah stocking is pretty fit tbf


8aaac5 No.269099

>>269096

Post pics


33061d No.269100

File: 5e048556a65439e⋯.jpg (63.29 KB, 526x400, 263:200, devilpepe.jpg)

>>269095

is that an innuendo lad?


cecd9f No.269101

>>269099

I'm fairly vain as lads come but body posting anything above the neck is a bit much tbf


8aaac5 No.269102

>>269100

If you're a masochist snuff desirer then yeah lad I'd bet it is


8aaac5 No.269103


33061d No.269104

>>269102

id bury my dick right in her fanny


33061d No.269105

>>269104

no delete this

all i would do is cuddle her and hold hands


cecd9f No.269106

>tfw no giantess gf

>you won't be buried in her chasm once your die


5ef566 No.269107


8aaac5 No.269108

>>269104

I'd pay to see you attempt this


8aaac5 No.269109


cecd9f No.269110

>>269107

indeed lad. being denied this pleasure is indeed a "yikes"


33061d No.269111

>>269108

well pay up then lad

>>269106

iktfb


8aaac5 No.269112


cecd9f No.269113

tbh I can't stop giggling at that post

true genius


592f49 No.269114

File: cabcf69166998a9⋯.webm (330.22 KB, 640x512, 5:4, Shrops Fanny.webm)


8aaac5 No.269115

>>269111

Already paid for the concrete boots lad, just need to check them for size


cecd9f No.269116

>>269114

lad you already know


33061d No.269117

>>269115

wdhmbt


5ef566 No.269118

>>269114

Plato's cave has a whole new meaning


8aaac5 No.269119

>>269113

Go get smothered by giant labia


8aaac5 No.269120

>>269117

I mean we'f liquidise some of our assets to allow your James cameron-esque adventure to the sea foor


cecd9f No.269121

>>269119

tbh I wouldn't turn down the opportunity if I was offered

It'd be a great tale for the lads at the pub


8aaac5 No.269122

>>269118

Plato's cuck shed


33061d No.269123

>>269120

but she and I are made for each other


8aaac5 No.269124

>>269121

Death by snoosnoo > living


8aaac5 No.269125

>>269123

Just like a cow is made to be her belt


33061d No.269126

>>269125

leather belts? kinky


cecd9f No.269127

>>269124

that is actually correct

you know if the trans humanists win then I'll make sure my death is at least a good one


8aaac5 No.269128

>>269126

Thirsty boi


592f49 No.269129

File: 90cd7214fd616ce⋯.jpg (23.99 KB, 563x235, 563:235, Capture1.JPG)

negro fanny left right and centre


33061d No.269130

>>269128

goodnight

i'll dream about it


8aaac5 No.269131

>>269129

Are you being naughty

>>269130

Night lad


cecd9f No.269132

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

the only good alt right parody song tbh


8aaac5 No.269133

>>269132

>only

Didn't even know this was a genre


cecd9f No.269134

>>269129

You should post more of your exploits on this fb tbh


592f49 No.269135

File: 8c1d5afc49a31c9⋯.jpg (60.65 KB, 562x582, 281:291, Capture2.JPG)

File: 7e81844bac4ab56⋯.jpg (36.5 KB, 540x960, 9:16, 16114304_1708433452780549_….jpg)


cecd9f No.269136

>>269133

I'm genuinely speechless

You are an ignorant child. Time to be educated

Gotta go grab a snack first tho brb


8aaac5 No.269137

>>269135

Lel what the fuck


592f49 No.269138

File: 7d354093478f783⋯.jpg (108.6 KB, 720x912, 15:19, 32464441_619863681689811_1….jpg)


8aaac5 No.269139

>>269138

Does she have aids


9903e3 No.269140

traitor?

no

loyal to my soil not a faker?

yup


592f49 No.269141

File: 52aaf930d469164⋯.jpg (17.62 KB, 333x333, 1:1, 13521977_1024356901011778_….jpg)

File: b36ba3db2eedf21⋯.jpg (64.87 KB, 720x583, 720:583, 32708071_232663630830697_4….jpg)

>>269139

no she does not permit the aids devil


592f49 No.269142

MY FIRST S3X EXPERIENCE WITH A

CAMPUS GIRL !

….

I tried my best to convince this beautiful

girl Tina on Facebook to visit me but she

always said she's too busy. Her profile

pictures were too tempting

and enticing & and everything she posted

on social media really turned me on in a

way I had never felt before.

I decided to take it to

another level…. So at last, I managed to get

her phone

number. We could talk in for hours and

shortly I found out that her hostel were

right adjacent to my house.

This was a once in a lifetime opportunity

that I really had to utilize.

One thing led to the other till when she

finally put up a date

to visit me.

It was to be the following thursday. This

was the longest thursday I ever waited for

in my life.

Thursday came and I called her at

around 7:30 in the morning to get her

approval of whether she would visit me to which

she assured

me. With that assurance, I started putting

everything in order.

I was a little bit nervous but as well filled with

lot of excitement.

Everything was ready now.

At around 3pm, she knocked at my door, and I

opened to my surprise

she was dressed very seductively in a tight

body hugging silver

dress with dazzling red

lipstick and a matching red bra peeping

from the edges.

I was more than happy after I saw how

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and love commenting on sexual

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Accept It.

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8aaac5 No.269143

>>269140

What did that chief say

Something bout the Kaiser's

>>269141

Amem


cecd9f No.269144

>>269138

>push the stool

this is do time to be thinking about defecation woman ! you're life is at risk !


8aaac5 No.269145

>>269142

👙👠😅😆😍🍆


cecd9f No.269146

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>no name youtube bodybuilder can press westie above his head for reps


8aaac5 No.269147


9903e3 No.269148

>>269146

i can lift my own weight and do pull ups so shouldn't i be able to do that too


8aaac5 No.269149

>>269148

Doubt.png


cecd9f No.269150

>>269148

you poor fool

if you could do that at your bw you would be the greatest lifter that ever lived


8aaac5 No.269151

>>269150

1:1 dumbell curl : body mass ratio


cecd9f No.269152

>>269151

top fucking kek


9903e3 No.269153

call me piana


8aaac5 No.269154

File: 2e6e726ef6aabed⋯.png (196.72 KB, 512x384, 4:3, Homer Simpson Dumbbell.png)


5ef566 No.269155

Westie the strongest maid on earth


8aaac5 No.269156

>>269153

Because old Jews play you for a living?


8aaac5 No.269157

>>269155

Dustbuster


8aaac5 No.269158

>Mr muscle


8aaac5 No.269159

File: ef9c4eae234db24⋯.jpg (839.34 KB, 3000x3000, 1:1, bathroom_toilet_cleaner.jpg)

Westie.jpg


592f49 No.269160

Strength in Samson's hair; the bigger the wig westie wears the stronger he becomes


cecd9f No.269161

I'm still amused by the idea tbh

strict pressing your bodyweight overhead is considered to be a fairly impressive feat of relative strength

now consider a skellington doing it

tbh westie you still have time to join the olympic team


8aaac5 No.269162

>>269161

Think I benched 65kg at around 60kg but my steroid mate was on 110 at my height, actual unit


8aaac5 No.269163

>>269162

Like 1 set of 3 of course


8aaac5 No.269164

>>269160

+3 charm

-10 melee damage


cecd9f No.269165

>>269162

Pressing above bodyweight is a good milestone. I just managed to hit a bw bench it before I stopped gyming to revise last year (massive mistake).

>110

It's always crazy to watch the roided guys push up weight.

There was a 6'5 lad who squatted 180kg at my old gym. I wonder what it's like to fight someone like that


8aaac5 No.269166

>>269165

I stopped because I don't eat enough protein to maintain that sort of bmi, ended up injured and achy

I doubt I'd manage 50 now

>

Yeah its pretty mad

>what they are like in a fight

Like a horny gorilla tbh, just run the fuck away


8aaac5 No.269167

>>269166

Also I was a lazy stoner


8aaac5 No.269168

>that audio clip that's like the white/blue dress thing

Surely it's a massive bamboozle


cecd9f No.269169

>>269166

Aye I was really hitting the wall with my nutrition and sleep as well. Feels pretty shitty when you've been pressing the same weight for 2 weeks

>run the fuck away

realistically I'd probably try to talk my way out of that one. failing that it'd get real dirty

but probably still quite fun to fight an IRL behemoth if you had some gloves on

>>269167

weed is an interesting one. most bodybuilders shy away because it kills motivation. if you have enough discipline then it becomes the drug of choice though, along with psychedelics. Party drugs like stims can really fuck up a working week


cecd9f No.269170

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

say what you want about the song but gambinio cut some fuckin shaps


9903e3 No.269171

File: f1057299d769e82⋯.png (1.19 MB, 1024x709, 1024:709, ClipboardImage.png)


cecd9f No.269172

>virtual self going creamfields

tempting stuff

>>269171

those things did look tasty tbh


d7c749 No.269173

File: c74d43cf07f94a3⋯.png (141.24 KB, 577x382, 577:382, monster.png)

*makes a salad*


33061d No.269174

>>269173

i will abstain from food today methinks

pray the sun shines hot so me can sunbathe


d7c749 No.269175

File: 23322439d4fbc3b⋯.png (74.96 KB, 588x615, 196:205, islam lasses.png)

>>269174

Good lad


33061d No.269176

>>269175

>tfw no persian gf


8aaac5 No.269177

Front-line officers in remote, rural communities could be routinely armed in order to deal with terror threats, police chiefs have said.

The move is being considered by the National Police Chiefs' Council because of a lack of specialist counter-terrorist firearms officers

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-44151242


d7c749 No.269178

File: 2649c6d9bbabd9e⋯.jpg (78.59 KB, 407x557, 407:557, intellectual wojak.jpg)

>>269177

>terror threats outside of major population centres

*thinks about the implications*


d7c749 No.269179

File: 101a1dc20cc5ab6⋯.jpg (110.09 KB, 764x551, 764:551, intellectual chess.jpg)

>"We can't put an armed police officer on every street corner everywhere across the whole of the United Kingdom, so what we've had to do is analyse the threat."

*thinks harder*


8aaac5 No.269180

>>269178

>>269179

They're preparing for something


bf4842 No.269181

>PC Works perfectly after being wonky for a week

Everything's coming up Millhouse


8aaac5 No.269182


8aaac5 No.269183

Lush day today


8aaac5 No.269184

Hungry like the wooooolfff


33061d No.269185

>>269177

>remote rural communities

>armed police

>terror threats

yeah this doesn't make sense, something is definitely going on


bf4842 No.269186

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9903e3 No.269187

you a sap?

no

you a boss player you a mac?

yup


a32c8d No.269188

File: 7c2ca86be1000d0⋯.png (321.12 KB, 1104x424, 138:53, ClipboardImage.png)

I'm really glad I was never given any of these baffling sports games on the N64. I don't know what I would do with them.


cecd9f No.269189

>>269187

You been listening to the same song for 8 hours?


9903e3 No.269190

>>269189

no i do do that with music i like though


cecd9f No.269191

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>269188

ebay them for half a pack of fags

>>269190

I will listen to a song for a couple hours if it's D A M N catchy


cecd9f No.269192

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I feel like Godwinson has probably descended deep into misanthropy because of his case studies on the weak


9903e3 No.269193

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

tune


6dd086 No.269194

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AWWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAH

TAKE MY LEAD ILL SET YOU FREE

FOLLOW ME SET ME FREE


cecd9f No.269195

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>269193

that's a p decent tune tbh

haven't seen a good niptoon in a bit actually tbf


a32c8d No.269196

>>269191

>selling cancer to get cancer

And that's assuming anybody actually buys these. I think the PS1 might have it worse with the glut of generic rallycar/dirtbike/football/baseball/snowboard/hockey/golf games that I used to see stacked up high at chav houses.


cecd9f No.269197

>>269194

OH HELL FUCKING YEAH LAD


9903e3 No.269198

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cecd9f No.269199

>>269196

You usually have to include these into those big value packs aye? Like you're selling the final fantasy series on PS1, resident evil 1&2, AND cyber tiger


9efb19 No.269200

>>269190

>>269189

P-p-pullllll uuuuuuppppppp *record scratch*


9efb19 No.269201

>>269188

Yeah but the ps1 had pro skater


9903e3 No.269202

File: 7c4366b4feb16ba⋯.jpg (11.24 KB, 184x273, 184:273, Jean Otus _ 2.jpg)

>dozens of slot machine arcades in my town

>not a single one where you can just play ddr and vidya games and stuff for fun

get me out of this shithole


9efb19 No.269203

>>269202

Bowling alleys fam


a32c8d No.269204

>>269201

What was the appeal of skateboard games


9903e3 No.269205

File: 50ad0507bee9691⋯.png (235.63 KB, 270x500, 27:50, ClipboardImage.png)

>>269203

they only have these absolutely dogshit yank games that last about 5 seconds and don't make sense


9903e3 No.269206

>>269204

uhh they were fun and required a lot of skill to do certain tricks and progress the game ? like any game really


9efb19 No.269207

>>269204

>>269205

Shit ones, got house of the dead and DDR, and outrun or something at the one nearest me, too expensive though, like £4 a go


cecd9f No.269208

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>>269201

Oh I forgot to show you the alt right parody songs yesterday:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtAJSmc570c&list=PL6uWcsbPuDf4WGlvwY0LwM1fJZls4nnwM

This playlist contains 44 of "the best". obviously I don't expect you to even load the link but here's what you can expect

>vid related


9903e3 No.269209

>>269207

£4 a go you must be having a laugh

house of the dead 👌👌👌👌


9efb19 No.269210

>>269204

>>269206

Quite liked fat spiderman in 2, that was worth all the time spent unlocking him


9903e3 No.269211

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>269208

lol i like yank parody songs they make me laugh sometimes


9efb19 No.269212

>>269208

Lmao ta lad


cecd9f No.269213

>>269211

I mean morriaku was a funny guy but ultimately the whole thing was embarrassing

>makes fun of leftists for only talking about harry potter

>spends time parodying disney songs by sliding in "yid" and "cuck"


33061d No.269214

File: 6a246cfec40ff5d⋯.jpg (213.99 KB, 1200x1600, 3:4, ass.jpg)


cecd9f No.269215

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9903e3 No.269216

>>269213

true true


33061d No.269217

steven pinker looks like he belongs in a new york jazz band


d7c749 No.269218

File: 672177025c9bff4⋯.mp4 (863.1 KB, 480x480, 1:1, Ed Miliband experiences di….mp4)

>one serving of instant noodles has my entire daily intake of salt


cecd9f No.269219

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

A dang banger tbh

Also hayley is danged fit t b h


cecd9f No.269220

>>269218

Gotta give your body a little jab to keep it thinking, right?


33061d No.269221

>>269218

I bet you believe satfat is bad too


d4690e No.269222

File: 515c5d65af9e1a7⋯.jpg (12.11 KB, 255x234, 85:78, pepe panic.jpg)

>>268958

>pretty girls at uni


33061d No.269223

>>269222

>uni

fuck off


cecd9f No.269224

>>268958

I just read the news links

what the fuck lad kek


d4690e No.269225

>>269223

there are literally thousands of pretty girls here its insane


33061d No.269226

>>269225

no there isnt shut the fuck up


d4690e No.269227

>>269226

i'm looking at them right now

they have skirts on


cecd9f No.269228

>>269225

It is crazy how much more pretty girls there are when you bump up student population

>pretty girls in my small secondary school: like 2

>pretty girls in my small college: like 10

>pretty girls in my large college: fucking wew


d4690e No.269229

>>269228

it makes me so happy i can't even express it

i just want to look at pretty girls all day


33061d No.269230

>>269227

>>269228

>>269229

i will come and fucking slaughter both of you if you dont shut up


9903e3 No.269231

>>269229

*whip cracks*


33061d No.269232

nobody cares about stupid uni thots

fuck off


d4690e No.269233

>>269232

im seriously considering doing a masters degree to i can hang out at uni for another year and look at pretty girls


33061d No.269234

>>269233

ultimate cuckoldry beta


cecd9f No.269235

>>269229

Looking at them is nice

but after a time you have to make a move on em tbh

>>269230

jealous?


33061d No.269236

>>269235

really hate how anyone who criticises is labelled as jealous by you despite you knowing fully well it aint true


d4690e No.269237

File: 79acee5d40e52b6⋯.jpg (84.38 KB, 512x512, 1:1, w-pLXcbY.jpg)

>>269234

i dont understand this post

all i said was i like pretty girls

are you a homo or summink?


33061d No.269238

File: 33ae44f9290d393⋯.png (373.19 KB, 430x585, 86:117, j.png)


d7c749 No.269239

File: 43863d61bbd4439⋯.png (316.5 KB, 960x960, 1:1, dumb wojak hello.png)

>>269221

But fat makes you fat lad, best cut down


33061d No.269240

File: 15442ee23c356c3⋯.png (93.86 KB, 866x900, 433:450, dumbdumb.png)

>>269239

>fat makes you fat


9efb19 No.269241

>>269239

No that's not true mate


d7c749 No.269242

File: ad53186cc13826f⋯.jpg (36.66 KB, 817x443, 817:443, dumb lad brain photo.jpg)

>>269240

You think the diet industry would lie about something like this?


33061d No.269243


d4690e No.269244

>>269238

now that is a pretty girl

i know its a pretty girl because i posted her on /brit/ and i got permabanned because they thought i was you


9efb19 No.269245

>>269242

>ketosis has only just been medically acknowledged

No definitely not


9efb19 No.269246

>>269243

Alright bucko


d7c749 No.269247

File: 00c1679a647d225⋯.jpg (187.78 KB, 1218x1015, 6:5, dumb black hole brain.jpg)

Also can I state that I love the dumb wojak meme


9efb19 No.269248


33061d No.269249

>>269242

is this a joke?

Taking in more calories than you expend makes you gain weight. You can eat nothing but fat but if you eat less that caloric maintenance then you will lose weight. Most fat people don't even eat much fat, they just eat carbs and sugar


9efb19 No.269250

>>269247

Is good


cecd9f No.269251

>>269236

you're not criticising and you're being unnaturally hostile towards a pleasant subject. jealousy is a good guess


33061d No.269252

>>269244

good lad

>>269251

but im not attracted to them lad and you know it

i just dislike them because im a bad misogynistic incel beta virgin :(((


d7c749 No.269253

>>269245

What does science have to do with the diet industry? Well aside from figuring out how to prevent people from succeeding whilst convincing them that you're helping, there's probably some science in that.


9efb19 No.269254


cecd9f No.269255

carbohydrates are evil

so is keto

go paleo

>>269244

kek tbh

she's fit as fuck though aye

>>269247

as do I lad


33061d No.269256

>fat makes you fat

literally middle aged woman tier knowledge about diets


33061d No.269257

File: 6699712b1b7d2b9⋯.png (335.62 KB, 358x465, 358:465, wink.png)


cecd9f No.269258

>>269245

>only just

seriously??? seems people have been doing keto with great effects in the fitness industry for decades


cecd9f No.269259

>>269252

so you admit it then?


33061d No.269260

the small blonde/light brown streak thing in her hair is so cute

i have it too

my eyebrows are similar tbh

>>269259

why would i be jealous of wanting something i dont want? woah


d4690e No.269261

File: 81e1ea102f51b6d⋯.png (1.01 MB, 1080x1080, 1:1, ClipboardImagew.png)

>>269255

i think i prefer a herd of 5s to a 10 tbh


cecd9f No.269262

>>269260

I don't know lad you're a bit of an oddball

>doesn't want pretty girls

well we are on /newbrit/


9efb19 No.269263

>>269253

Yeah basically the latter

The diet industry is a retail arm of "science", if you want to put it that way

True that most " body coaches" and that aren't scientists, but they tend to base their advice on poor interpretations of actual studies, that end up debunked later on anyway


33061d No.269264

>>269261

all munters

>>269262

i am rather concise when it comes to my taste in lasses


9efb19 No.269265

>>269258

We've been intermittent fasting since prehistoric times, but that's only just been acknowledged too


d4690e No.269266

File: 19cd6bebce1b2bb⋯.jpg (8.79 KB, 277x208, 277:208, mfw buchanan.jpg)

oh god, lads

i don't want to have sex with asians anymore


cecd9f No.269267

>>269261

That's a good shout lad. In many ways quantity is better than quality in this area

More boobies and bums = good

that brown one on the right is a 6 as well

>>269264

In that you don't have any?

>>269265

The diet industry is a microcosm of the wide scale cognitive dissonance we are undergoing as a society.

We once upon a time knew all this stuff and then an "expert" told us a lie and now we're stuck here trying to prove the truth to be true

how is it exactly that the sceptical population was so easily convinced that carbs are good, but they can't be so easily disabused of this notion? probably higher food reward in carbs tbh


cecd9f No.269268

>>269266

why lad


9efb19 No.269269

>>269266

Are you that nobber that went to live in Singapore or some thing


33061d No.269270

File: 5fea755377e7250⋯.png (583.03 KB, 511x637, 73:91, c.png)

>>269267

>In that you don't have any?


d4690e No.269271

>>269268

>>269269

idk they just aren't as attractive irl as they are in jav

white girls are actually so beautiful


d4690e No.269272

>>269270

chav make up applied with a trowel is hot


9efb19 No.269273

>>269271

Are you moaning about having sex with the wrong type of lass? Begone with you


9efb19 No.269274


33061d No.269275

>>269272

i want to cuddle her


33061d No.269276

>>269273

tbf slit eyes are ugly


d4690e No.269277

>>269273

so disappointing that there are unlimited numbers of hot HOT jav women and all the asians i see are meh


9efb19 No.269278

>>269276

The whore I fucked was worth the 60 notes tbh

>>269277

What's a jav


33061d No.269279

>>269278

jap porn

>shagging a slit eye prossie

lad!


d4690e No.269280


9efb19 No.269281

>>269279

Last year lad, it was thotperiums yellow fever that did it

>>269280

Fart maybe


d7c749 No.269282

>>269266

Monarch?

>>269267

>convinced that carbs are good

Were they? I thought it's more that since fat was supposed to be bad you had to eat other things, so I guess carbs had to substitute. The real "achievement" imo is how they managed to succeed in popularising low fat foods but could only make them palatable by replacing fat with sugar. I'm still occasionally visited by the spectre of low fat yoghurt to this day. And why does low fat mince even exist?

>>269276

Nah, Imperium is implicitly white


33061d No.269283

>>269282

>trying to tell mummy that 5% fat mince meant that it had 5% fat per 100g in it but she just couldn't understand it


9efb19 No.269284

>>269283

5% is equal to dividing by 10 and halving the result


d4690e No.269285

File: 7630e818680242c⋯.mp4 (437.6 KB, 304x320, 19:20, visible confusion.mp4)

>>269283

>Go to Pizza Express

>order a low calorie pizza

>its the same pizza they just cut a whole in the middle


33061d No.269286

>>269284

i tried to tell her that steak wasnt a lean piece of beef but she couldnt understand that either


cecd9f No.269287

>>269271

Asians just aren't attractive period

a sexy asian lass is like 1 in 1000

>>269282

You're probably right. Certainly they were told to see carbs as a healthier alternative as a source of energy.

>low fat yogurt

In fairness some brands lower fat and don't add sugar. I was partial to:

https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/268279288

when I wasn't trying to increase calories too much.

But aye the general concept is dubious. If these people just ate healthily then they wouldn't even need to mindfully lower calories to stay slim


33061d No.269288

>>269287

>a sexy asian lass is like 1 in 1000

and even then they have "european" features tbh


9efb19 No.269289

>>269283

I dont eat mince but I'm sure that's explained wrong somehow,

5g/100g = 5%

10g/200g = 5%

Etc etc

It would be a weight per 100g not a percent, surely


d4690e No.269290

File: d05e5392b08e701⋯.jpg (89.83 KB, 772x960, 193:240, western asian.jpg)

>>269288

'we juss rike you, yankee


9efb19 No.269291

>>269286

Isn't all steak beaf, but some beef is not steak


9efb19 No.269292

>>269291

>beaf

What a moron


33061d No.269293


cecd9f No.269294

>>269288

quite right. same can be said of any other racial group. I do enjoy a brown skinned lass from time to time but if she doesn't have white features then she uggo. such is the value of mixies


33061d No.269295

>>269290

would shag the one on the right tbf

BUBBLE UP


33061d No.269296

>>269294

what are brown lasses like?


9efb19 No.269297

>>269293

5% per 100g is just 5% lad

It equates to 5g per 100g

>

Meat>beef>steak

Like a family tree


d4690e No.269298

>>269295

BUBBLED


9efb19 No.269299

>>269296

Negro lasses have brillopad pubes


33061d No.269300

>>269299

sounds lovely

>>269297

yes?


cecd9f No.269301

>>269296

in what sense lad


33061d No.269302

>>269301

compared to devilish wh*te women


cecd9f No.269303

File: 5082da0fd6bfbb3⋯.jpg (58.78 KB, 750x822, 125:137, 5082da0fd6bfbb32141407f2b4….jpg)

>yfw it's finally time to break out the slit sluts


33061d No.269304

>>269303

disgustin


cecd9f No.269305

>>269302

Only brown woman I've been personally involved with was essentially a white woman but she looked a bit like a paki


9efb19 No.269306

File: 18b5421566f98ae⋯.png (269.48 KB, 320x480, 2:3, Screenshot_2018-05-17-15-0….png)

File: 05d375055836bdd⋯.png (295.87 KB, 320x480, 2:3, Screenshot_2018-05-17-15-0….png)

Yeah boi


33061d No.269307

File: 393dbd37eede9bc⋯.jpg (32.84 KB, 300x441, 100:147, baste.jpg)


d4690e No.269308

>>269303

i mean this is what i am talking about

this woman is fucking hot and i have never seen an asian irl that even resembles her


9efb19 No.269309


cecd9f No.269310

File: 432f820b02b7542⋯.jpg (341.61 KB, 1840x1232, 115:77, 432f820b02b7542973de032b95….jpg)

They really are just bargain bin white lasses tho tbh


33061d No.269311

>>269308

>why are models cherrypicked


9efb19 No.269312

>>269308

They're guaranteed mixies lad check the head and jaw shape


9efb19 No.269313


d4690e No.269314

>>269311

REEEEEEE

>>269312

i dont care i want PRETTY GIRLS


33061d No.269315

File: 4695dcbc6fc3975⋯.png (536.56 KB, 434x482, 217:241, h.png)

its like me going out and asking why every woman in dorshit doesnt look as pretty as her


9efb19 No.269316

>>269314

Pay for them then


cecd9f No.269317

>>269306

been ages since I've seen the sea tbh

>>269309

on that subject,

paki mixies are high tier tbh


d4690e No.269318

File: 3ebf7dd3735207b⋯.jpg (60.54 KB, 842x1024, 421:512, 3ebf7dd3735207ba98aa58dde1….jpg)

>>269316

would i pay £10,000 to have sex with a top jav actress? idk tbh


33061d No.269319

>>269318

make a film with her then


cecd9f No.269320

File: a654c049ff312e7⋯.jpg (69.87 KB, 495x750, 33:50, a654c049ff312e76428aa80aeb….jpg)

probably done after this one tbh

back to regularly scheduled programming


d4690e No.269321

>>269317

>paki mixies are high tier tbh

ok show me one picture that even suggests that this might be somewhat true


33061d No.269322

do jav films have a demand for western boiss?


d4690e No.269323

>>269319

emm

>>269322

doubt it tbh


cecd9f No.269324

>>269321

I would but that'd be a mild personal dox

lemme have a peep on the pinterest


eaed0f No.269325

File: 459b84b5576f20a⋯.png (572.43 KB, 564x873, 188:291, ClipboardImage.png)


33061d No.269326

where did herts go


9efb19 No.269327

>>269318

Bring a key of meth back with you and its a free shag m8


cecd9f No.269328

>>269325

you make a good point lad


6dd086 No.269329

>Hire prostitute

>Film it

>Upload to Pornhub once a week doing this

>Make money

What could go wrong provided you got written permission from the girl to upload it and had explained to her what you were doing?


9efb19 No.269330


eaed0f No.269331

>>269326

Addicted to meth amphetamines and currently living in a skip


9efb19 No.269332

>>269329

Nothing


33061d No.269333

File: 01b28ae54451447⋯.png (31.98 KB, 640x400, 8:5, smug wojak.png)


9efb19 No.269334

>>269331

Goodlad


eaed0f No.269335

>>269329

You probably won't get many takers for it


9efb19 No.269336

>>269333

Nobody wants to see you do this


33061d No.269337

>>269331

living in a skip wouldnt be so bad

think of all the old junk you could just sell


33061d No.269338

>>269336

i'll pay you


9efb19 No.269339

>>269337

Are you confusing a skip with a scrapyard


33061d No.269340


cecd9f No.269341

File: 035e7bddc50c921⋯.jpg (102.76 KB, 1140x538, 570:269, NAOMI.jpg)

exhibit A:

Naomi Scott


33061d No.269342

>>269341

disagree


eaed0f No.269343

parma violets tbh


cecd9f No.269344

File: 55f838a24d1406c⋯.jpg (21.83 KB, 485x364, 485:364, 7789fa66-dd93-4424-9dad-af….jpg)

exhibit B:

this girl from google

light eye/dark skin contrast is fantastic


cecd9f No.269345


33061d No.269346

File: 0b1e37c1cb962ea⋯.jpg (15.16 KB, 220x301, 220:301, baste stephen.jpg)


33061d No.269347

sam hyde is one ugly motherfucker


eaed0f No.269348

>>269347

agree tbh


33061d No.269349

methodist or anglican? quickly now chaps


eaed0f No.269350

>>269349

free p


cecd9f No.269351

>>269347

his calling wasn't to be pretty tbf


eaed0f No.269352

>oxo drink before going on a night out

my kidneys will not thank me.


33061d No.269353

>>269352

>night out

>3 30pm


eaed0f No.269354

>>269353

Set off for pre's/dinner in a couple of hours tbh


33061d No.269355

>>269354

grim laddo


cecd9f No.269356

File: ea9bf97e1bbd463⋯.jpg (48.75 KB, 650x433, 650:433, TWR-Feature-Shanina-Shaik-….jpg)

exhibit C:

Shanina Shaik

one more cus I'm getting bored


eaed0f No.269357

>>269355

Yer ma's grim mate


33061d No.269358

>>269357

correct


cecd9f No.269359

File: 49e226815eecc6f⋯.jpg (320.36 KB, 1066x1599, 2:3, 2-gigi-hadid-crop-top-abs.jpg)

exhibit D:

(loosely)

gigi hadid


cecd9f No.269360

>>269352

The manly protein drink will make you virile like the bull who's bones was ground into that stock tbh


cecd9f No.269361

>>269349

anglican btw


33061d No.269362

>>269360

it will make you a bull


cecd9f No.269363

>>269362

god willing


33061d No.269364


eaed0f No.269365

File: 4ae3e5c0fc892af⋯.png (837.71 KB, 876x960, 73:80, 4ae3e5c0fc892aff1ffe5a3e9f….png)


cecd9f No.269366


33061d No.269367

>>269366

MY ROAST IS RUINED


cecd9f No.269368

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

33061d No.269369

>>269368

hu flung pu


cecd9f No.269370

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

fantastic movie tbh


33061d No.269371

wtf i am really tired


33061d No.269372

File: a5ab881e800e9d1⋯.png (640.78 KB, 575x460, 5:4, bored.png)


cecd9f No.269373

>>269371

same tbh

but that's because I went to bed late and woke up early


eaed0f No.269374

File: 2c9a76d030d8df2⋯.png (336.97 KB, 420x560, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)


33061d No.269375


eaed0f No.269376


9efb19 No.269377

>pratchett mauling organised religion but unfailingly defending the faithful

I love him lads

>>269352

That's the wrong sort of predrink lad


eaed0f No.269378

>>269377

>That's the wrong sort of predrink lad

drank 2 pints of water to offset it


33061d No.269379

SHUP RUDEGBWOI TING TING


33061d No.269380

>>269378

lol may as well drink cum and piss while youre at it


9efb19 No.269381

>>269379

Don't watch dat


eaed0f No.269382


d4690e No.269383

File: a1c1a4093e4974f⋯.jpg (27.61 KB, 700x394, 350:197, cursed image rolls.jpg)

the horror


33061d No.269384

>>269382

DUDE WATER LMAO


33061d No.269385

>>269383

imagine that going over a speed bump ahaha


33061d No.269386

love it when adickheads car gets batterd by speed bumps and steep hills


9efb19 No.269387

Has Dorset done some shine lmao


cecd9f No.269388

>>269374

:)

>>269382

>asking dorset why he's raving about drinking cum&piss AGAIN

lad


cecd9f No.269389

>>269387

He's learned the secret of shitposting PEDs smh


cecd9f No.269390

>>269383

bold design, that


9efb19 No.269391

>>269389

He is not capable of wielding such power


33061d No.269392

>>269391

UNLIMITED POWER


9efb19 No.269393

>the omnipotent AI is now called biggie in Tibetan

Ffs Terry

>the Turin test

>2 ais pray for an hour and see if god can tell the difference

Never had so much fun with a scifi


33061d No.269394

i really, really want to lick a girls hairy armpit


eaed0f No.269395

>>269383

concept cars are what car companies set their most autistic designers on so they don't design another PT Cruiser


33061d No.269396

>tfw no posh lass to marry for wealth


9efb19 No.269397

Dorset mate wtf


9efb19 No.269398

>>269396

>and I'm guilty for materialism


33061d No.269399

>>269398

>>269397

Lad I am full of contradictions, but I care not


eaed0f No.269400

>>269398

>>269397

thus spake the philosopher king


33061d No.269401

tbh i feel like posh people are so disconnected from me

theyre weird


33061d No.269402

>ywn go horse riding with a lass called henrietta and have naughty fun with her in her big mansion


cecd9f No.269403

>>269397

tbh I'd do the same if she also had good genes

marry a wealthy lass that is, not lick a hairy armpit


cecd9f No.269404

>>269395

that is a HOT take lad


33061d No.269405

>>269403

you should try it

imagine the sweat

MMMMM


cecd9f No.269406

File: 8af795fbf1de4c2⋯.jpg (25.1 KB, 612x612, 1:1, 2869253_albinoafricanameri….jpg)


33061d No.269407


cecd9f No.269408

>>269407

certainly it was the face I pulled


33061d No.269409

>>269408

you pulled a literal white nigger? bit gay lad


d7c749 No.269410

File: 4c9c706f96148be⋯.png (1.05 MB, 935x670, 187:134, wojak ends.png)


a32c8d No.269411

File: a45d875d982812f⋯.jpg (98.77 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, a45d875d982812f7ecb2767359….jpg)

>when 80% of the town is a one way system because filthy consumers have opportunistically parked on both sides of the road everywhere you go


33061d No.269412

>>269411

welcome to modern britain, a land of never ending traffic jams


9efb19 No.269413

>>269411

Can't stand urban giveways

Always get old people and women being moronic


33061d No.269414

stupid dumb normie motorists


33061d No.269415

i just want a bit of normality


a32c8d No.269416

File: a4efd2dab082771⋯.png (1.23 MB, 1020x580, 51:29, ClipboardImage.png)

Modern cars suck. They're all fat ugly fuckers.

This is what a car should look like on a British road.


33061d No.269417

>>269416

really cute


5ef566 No.269418

>>269416

Japanese?


eaed0f No.269419

>>269418

Datsun Violet


5ef566 No.269420

>>269419

I know I was just wondering why you'd want British roads to look Japanese.


9903e3 No.269421

File: fe46a7d8b9de0b9⋯.png (1.7 MB, 987x855, 329:285, ClipboardImage.png)


eaed0f No.269422

>>269420

>being surprised a weeb would want this


eaed0f No.269423

File: 8963d719c9ca68e⋯.png (390.32 KB, 620x465, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

Modern cars suck. They're all fat ugly fuckers.

This is what a car should look like on a British road.


9903e3 No.269424

File: c5f0726c635d987⋯.png (732.34 KB, 960x709, 960:709, ClipboardImage.png)

>tfw no gilded age mansion


5f2b49 No.269425

File: 535faff6bff22fd⋯.jpg (53.45 KB, 1600x900, 16:9, wojak.jpg)

Going to meet a girl from tinder later on today


33061d No.269426

>>269425

post pic


eaed0f No.269427

>>269425

>tinder

why


e35ad6 No.269428

>>269423

Tbh

>>269425

Nice work


a32c8d No.269429

File: 423db015a0cac9e⋯.png (1021.67 KB, 1000x638, 500:319, ClipboardImage.png)

>>269420

I associate these old cars with 70s Britain so I don't really see them as Japanese.


33061d No.269430

that sickens me


9903e3 No.269431


4fcb83 No.269432

>>269429

But neither of these cars were that common in Britain during the 70s. None of these are Austin's Rovers, or any British Leyland marque.

>>269431

I will genuinely ban you for insulting the Datsun Devil Z (pbuh)


cecd9f No.269433

>>269424

tbh

>>269425

good job lad

here's hoping you shag


a32c8d No.269434

File: 50bd46ea8e89646⋯.png (463.96 KB, 820x546, 410:273, ClipboardImage.png)

>>269432

It takes longer to find nice looking examples of those tbh.


9903e3 No.269435

looking back the whole kanye thing is super cringeworthy


33061d No.269436

>>269434

FUcKIN YES LAD MMMM BEAUTIFUL


4fcb83 No.269437

>>269434

There's always the MGB, I'm especially fond of the GT version myself. There's also TVR, the Triumph Stag, the various minis, and of course French and German cars from the 70s. We had many BMWs, Mercedes, and Citroen's on our roads. The old Citroen saloons had the best suspension in the world tbh.


4fcb83 No.269438

And the Jensen cars, as well as classic Italian Alfas and Lancias.


4fcb83 No.269439

and of course there's always Jaguar.


33061d No.269440

File: e1cba385542b1d7⋯.jpg (194.42 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, cute.jpg)


9903e3 No.269441

File: d937589ce316f64⋯.png (1.66 MB, 964x637, 964:637, ClipboardImage.png)

>>269437

>>269434

>>269440

the car was a mistake


33061d No.269442

>>269441

you were a mistake


4fcb83 No.269443

>>269441

*runs you over with my 80's knife edge*

pssh, nothing pedestrian


9903e3 No.269444


33061d No.269445

File: 669f652f022d639⋯.jpg (41.6 KB, 652x437, 652:437, ducks.jpg)

>>269444

better than wanting to cuddle with a man


9903e3 No.269446

>>269445

feel sorry for your dad then


9903e3 No.269447

gonna stop posting here due to the haters and losers


33061d No.269448

gayboi BTFO


4fcb83 No.269449

File: a5abb372ee349c2⋯.png (161.61 KB, 480x360, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>>269447

bye bye


e35ad6 No.269450

>>269447

Go gobble a dong you shirt lifting bum toucher


e35ad6 No.269451

>>269439

E type masterrace


cecd9f No.269452

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

hahaha


9903e3 No.269453

>>269448

virgin freak

>>269449

remember that time you pretended to be gay lad

>>269450

only one of us has set foot in a gay bar pikey junkie


33061d No.269454

>>269453

rather be a virgin than literally shag a man like you


4fcb83 No.269455

>>269453

yeah do it all the time for laughs innit


e35ad6 No.269456

>>269453

Don't be ashamed of who you are, babe


e35ad6 No.269457

>>269455

Brojobs are bantaaaaaaaar


4fcb83 No.269458

>>269457

pound my brostate innit gnohomo


cecd9f No.269459

>>269453

I thought you were leaving? this is a bad look lad


33061d No.269460

i really want a massive economic collapse


e35ad6 No.269461

>>269460

Try crack


202160 No.269462

>Westie gets bullied off again

smh


33061d No.269463

>>269461

suck my willy


4fcb83 No.269464

>>269462

>didn't even get bullied that hard


cecd9f No.269465

>>269462

He brings it on himself by being so susceptible to bullying tbh


cecd9f No.269466

is he actually gay?


33061d No.269467

>>269466

unironically probably


d7c749 No.269468

>>269463

bit gay tbh


d7c749 No.269469

File: 266c2fca0743705⋯.png (139.74 KB, 442x509, 442:509, slobodan computer.png)

>episode of Panorama

>unresolved crimes are on the rise

>muh police cuts

>Northern Ireland and Scotland don't have this problem, only England and Wales

>episode is focused on Bradford

BLOODY TORIES GUYS


33061d No.269470

>>269468

suck my willie


cecd9f No.269471

>>269469

this is the problem with not allowing a population to not own the means of self defence. why should a population be dependent on their state to make the proper spending decisions? just give the people guns and let them resolve the crimes themselves


cecd9f No.269472

Pakis being animals aside,

What if the police are underfunded? is this fair? the government would literally be rolling the dice with people's lives and property

some fucking law and order


33061d No.269473

>>269472

the nhs is more important than the police


cecd9f No.269474

>>269473

prevention is the best medicine

the nhs also doesn't reimburse stolen property


33061d No.269475

tfw no taiwanese trap


33061d No.269476

>>269475

i meant thai ffs smh


cecd9f No.269477

AND ANOTHER THING

one problem with the nhs is that it centralises medicine

hospitals should be local. one to a community. then you don't see doctors fucking people over for profit.

obviously america has mega hospitals despite HC being private, but making a state owned hospital MANDATORY in any given area is a massive roadblock


d7c749 No.269478

>>269475

>>269476

More than a bit gay tbph

>>269471

Yeah our government are a bit psychotic wanting to Brazilianise the country whilst also restricting self-defence. Honestly though I'd rather not have this treacherous anti-native zog government than have the right to self-defence.


33061d No.269479

nobody cares, right


5ef566 No.269480

>>269479

gaylord


33061d No.269481

File: 7b1af2ab5d82096⋯.png (671.88 KB, 461x585, 461:585, d.png)

File: 9ddfbbbcf60ce50⋯.png (477.1 KB, 427x552, 427:552, e.png)

File: a3254f79fea052f⋯.png (624.67 KB, 584x472, 73:59, f.png)


cecd9f No.269482

>>269478

It's completely psychotic. I wonder to myself at what point in their lives they thought they deserved the power to make big decisions like that, and treat people like statistics. If they'd earned the country through conquest I'd understand, but the reality is that they are powerful because the they AND masses the masses are under the same illusion.

>no zog govt. > guns

I'd like to write what I want done but it wouldn't be very smart.

Probably would still prefer guns as I'm a fan of self ownership and community.

>>269479

evidently so.

if peopple /did/ care then this country wouldn't be in such a state


cecd9f No.269483

>>269480

>drinking piss and cum

>licking hairy armpits

>telling lads to suck his willy

potentially this


33061d No.269484

File: c20fae27b6d8bbb⋯.png (582.78 KB, 499x661, 499:661, tongue.png)

>>269483

i concede the piss and sucking willy, but there is nothing gay about licking beautiful hairy armpits


d7c749 No.269485

File: 1fb02c95f778bad⋯.jpg (107.71 KB, 1437x908, 1437:908, Joe Pill.jpg)

>>269479

This is a politics board sonny


e35ad6 No.269486

>>269485

Pfffffffft


33061d No.269487

File: a70ac2670094d44⋯.png (399.9 KB, 438x577, 438:577, yum.png)


33061d No.269488

sweet dreams filth


cecd9f No.269489

>>269488

burning your porn stash lad?


33061d No.269490

>>269489

never had a porn stash either physical or computer

going to bed


e35ad6 No.269491

>>269488

Night buster


cecd9f No.269492

>>269490

sweet dreams


cecd9f No.269493

doki doki…


cecd9f No.269494

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

KOI NO YOKUSHIRYOKU


202160 No.269495

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


5ef566 No.269496

File: a2f92cb3c275127⋯.png (453.87 KB, 600x1000, 3:5, ClipboardImage.png)


33061d No.269497

>>269496

dicks?


33061d No.269498

File: 0df67f02e853cc4⋯.png (504.93 KB, 600x400, 3:2, 0df67f02e853cc4ca700ef8538….png)

>keep going from really energetic and confident to hopeless and dead

i dont get it


33061d No.269499

time to get back to where i was 3 years ago h-hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


cecd9f No.269500

>>269498

bipolar


33061d No.269501

>>269500

its not a change of personality or anything

when I self improve I often feel depressed at night when I go to bed


33061d No.269502

i think its probably that i just need to force myself to do things to finally get rid of the hopelessness


7f5eea No.269503

>>269502

>force yourself

>earn from those who were bound like you. . . . Follow the way by which they began; by acting as if they believed, taking the holy water, having masses said, etc. Even this will naturally make you believe, and deaden your acuteness.—'But this is what I am afraid of.'—And why? What have you to lose


33061d No.269504

File: 5eb8b37cff7a0ff⋯.png (697.54 KB, 600x640, 15:16, just fuck my shit up.png)

>>269503

wdhmbt


a70073 No.269505

>>269504

Its a rebuttal to atheists who think they cannot believe, but I'd say it applies to you trying normieism or anything else for that matter


33061d No.269506

need a creamy beige jacket and trousers for summer wear tbh


33061d No.269507

>>269505

tbh

its one of those things where it is difficult to jump the first couple of hurdles but after that it is easyish


a70073 No.269508

File: f16f482538806ab⋯.jpg (163.4 KB, 1200x1280, 15:16, fp5j6273194_4x.jpg)


33061d No.269509

>>269508

more like a thin suit jacket but of suitable material for summer wear


a70073 No.269510

File: 4088991428127de⋯.jpg (47.41 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1409232294-73903900.jpg)

>>269509

You sound like you dress like a fedora mate


33061d No.269511

>>269510

yeah not dressing like a chav means im a fedora lol


a70073 No.269512

>>269511

Lmao

>wants a gf

>dresses like a 1950s teddy boy

>isn't a fedora


33061d No.269513

>>269512

untrue you utter plank


5f2b49 No.269514

File: 4529dfcd52d2e39⋯.png (21.83 KB, 455x392, 65:56, white boy.png)

Update on tinder

>had a couple of cans

>got the train

>met her up in street she was more attractive than i though she would be and sort of autistic

>we went to a bar i bought the drinks she did not drink much in fact she got me to finish of her second

>we went back to her dorm room

>watched apocalyspe now

>she was sort of on top of me her head on my chest i had my hand on her hip area

>she got on top of me and started rubbing my penis through my trousers >i got on top of her and was going to fuck her but she did not want to proceed

Still an incel but a big step forward


eaf6ae No.269515

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

who /hustling/ here?


33061d No.269516

>>269514

good lad

but you had lust get the better of you, but then the good Lord himself decided to intervene and prevent you from doing anything immoral


a70073 No.269517

>>269515

>ever being off the grind

M.O.B mayne


33061d No.269518

to the butchers

then late lunch at the cafe

then prep for tonite


eaf6ae No.269519

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>269517

Keep the strap tight homes the streets is crazy in this heat


a70073 No.269520

>>269518

Sounds nice lad

What's tonight?

>>269519

Know that i been strapped with gats

Since niggas cuddling the cabbage patch


5f2b49 No.269521

>>269516

yes that is most likely true. having sex would permanently weaken me.

It's very disturbing how much choice tinder gives women, she was telling me she had over 300 matches where as i have around 10. She told me she had only fucked one male some few mounths ago im not sure whether to belive her. she has pretty much anyone to choose from.


a70073 No.269522

>>269521

Don't go down this road lad, tinder is just for vain whores, it'll warp your view until you are like Dorset


5ef566 No.269523

AH FUCKING FUCK


a70073 No.269524

>>269523

*digs up strap*

Wag1


5ef566 No.269525

>>269524

My mum has nicked something of mine and gone through all my stuff.


e070b0 No.269526

am fooked mr hitman


a70073 No.269527

>>269525

Lad you need to bury anything that musnt be found

Is it fatal


5ef566 No.269528

>>269527

Just wished she'd respect my personal property. She finna violate my NAP at this rate.


a70073 No.269529

>>269526

They call me hit

Cos I spit like gats do

Cock me back

Bust caps

for my mac-

crew at fairfax


e070b0 No.269530

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


eaf6ae No.269531

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Emcees smoke crack

I smoke Aluminium


a70073 No.269532

>only ate a bread roll and some chocolate yesterday

>full of energy today

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm


5ef566 No.269533

>>269532

the great scam has been revealed.


eaf6ae No.269534

>>269532

2500 calories is a fucking meme unless your doing proper fucking work


a70073 No.269535

>>269533

Maybe I'm too old to digest carbs easily now

Hmmmmmm

Maybe I need some new gut bacteria

*eats some mud*


5ef566 No.269536

>>269535

eat some rocks like dinosaurs do


a70073 No.269537

>>269534

I only eat to satisfy my hunger lad, I dunno how many calories I consume, probably varies from 1200-4000 at a quick guess, not including beer and chewing terbaccy

Only aim for 20g protein a day, everything else just is what it is


e070b0 No.269538

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

absolute banger


a70073 No.269539

>>269536

I'd end up with no teeth at all, reckon snorting sand would be the same?


eaf6ae No.269540

>>269539

Faecal transfusion from a Pajeet will give your iron guts for life tbh


a70073 No.269541

>>269540

Not been I'll since I met the missus so maybe you're onto something


5ef566 No.269542

File: 868b90a681e9254⋯.png (99.74 KB, 250x240, 25:24, ClipboardImage.png)


e070b0 No.269543

jesus christ looks like me


a70073 No.269544

>>269541

There's fish with teeth in their guts, so rocks don't surprise me

>nature selects for most efficient digestion at some point

>dinosaurs thick enough to eat literal rock get selected

Fuck I love nature


a70073 No.269545

>>269543

Are you aa middle eastern jew


e070b0 No.269546

>>269545

I am frank zappa


a70073 No.269547

File: ed96556de297fb7⋯.jpg (59.08 KB, 750x818, 375:409, u9ljp3wmegy01.jpg)

Discuss


e070b0 No.269548


a70073 No.269549

File: 74eaa13cff4989b⋯.jpg (101.6 KB, 846x1120, 423:560, 3007-846x1120.jpg)


5ef566 No.269550

>>269547

well, he's not entirely wrong


a70073 No.269551

File: 3ee89afe404ca7f⋯.jpg (16.59 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hqdefault.jpg)


eaf6ae No.269552

>>269547

Partially true but most men are pathetic soyboys these days so neither sex is blameless really


a70073 No.269553

>>269552

Agreed


e070b0 No.269554

>drink pint of water

>immediately vomit it up

Mistakes were made


5ef566 No.269555

>>269554

what and why?


a70073 No.269556

>>269554

Smh lad need lucozade orange to stop the instaspew


a70073 No.269557

>>269555

He was out on the lash last night


e070b0 No.269558


e070b0 No.269559

>>269556

have none in and I haven't showered yet

woke up kneeling at my bed in my jeans with bits of smashed plastic cup all over my room


eaf6ae No.269560

>>269559

lad just do opiates instead

(no)

e070b0 No.269561


a70073 No.269562

>>269559

Top lel


a70073 No.269563

>>269560

Give him a ban please, that's not even ironically funny

Okay I guess it is but still give him a ban


e070b0 No.269564

what actually is the difference between opiate and opioid


eaf6ae No.269565

>>269564

-ates are naturally derived

-oids are synthesised in labs


e070b0 No.269566

>>269565

ty fam


cf010a No.269567


cf010a No.269568

>thread gets past 500 posts

>load time exponentially increases every new post

This is the same on 4 different phones, why is this site like this


e070b0 No.269569

hurry up with my damn croissants


e070b0 No.269570

>>269568

literally disabled programmers


e070b0 No.269571

>>269541

>shag paki lasses

>never get ill again

What's the catch


cf010a No.269572

>>269571

The catch is some internet folk will cry about it


cf010a No.269573

>get a text 2 minutes ago saying "about all day from now"

>doesn't answer my call

Fuck you then bruv I'll go elsewhere


cf010a No.269574

Wish there was a yelp for plugs, I'd give him 1* hard


33061d No.269575

2 faggots and a topside

>>269520

>What's tonight?

thrift night

>>269522

shut up wasteman

i am right to be quite fairdiddlydoodlydododiddleydoo


eaf6ae No.269576

>>269574

pretty sure the paki boys running tings round my way have an automated text system now. Send your postcode and order and you INSTANTLY get a text back sayin "on da way 2 min bro"


33061d No.269577

>tfw no 30year old gf


cf010a No.269578

>>269575

What's thrift night

>>269576

Snapchat is the way tbh


e070b0 No.269579

>>269577

don't let your dreams be dreams


cf010a No.269580


33061d No.269581

fucking boomers cant shut the fuck up about their lifestyle can they

listen to a table of them in the cafe utterly sickening

>>269578

pay money in and get it back at end of year but also do raffle with it as well

dont get the point to be quite fair but i guess its a social thing and an excuse to go out to the pub

>>269579

>>269580

tonights the night… just like every night h-haha….


eaf6ae No.269582

>>269581

Lad just do an open mic with your guitar anyone who can play 3 chords is fighting off 30+ fanny


33061d No.269583

>>269582

i did wednesday

no idea why the pub was empty smh, guess it was a good thing tbf, never played infront of people before and gave me a boost in confidence so i wont be so nervous next time there is more people


cf010a No.269584

>>269582

Absolutely this

I wish I could play


cf010a No.269585

>>269583

Goodlad


cf010a No.269586

>put £1 into 6£ washing machine at launderette

>it starts

BBBBOOOOOYYYAAAA


33061d No.269587

>>269585

thankee chief


cf010a No.269588

>fat woman buying 18 bottles of lidls version of Pepsi max


33061d No.269589

>>269588

go for her lad

cooorrrr!


cf010a No.269590

>second hand bookshop is open for the first time in about a year

YES


cf010a No.269591

>>269589

Everybody in the queue was exchanging tuts lmao


33061d No.269592

>>269591

fat people are honestly sickening


cf010a No.269593

>36l of aspartame juice


33061d No.269594

File: 17d0998d157233b⋯.gif (43.1 KB, 250x243, 250:243, 6a00d83451b31c69e2012876b2….gif)


33061d No.269595

reminds me of when i went to meet my cousin for the first time in like 8 years and she was unrecognisably fat yuck


d4690e No.269596

File: d55f2c403b816ca⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 659.53 KB, 555x566, 555:566, mfw.PNG)

cute


cf010a No.269597

>>269595

Did you tell her she was gross


eaf6ae No.269598

>>269596

why do her cheeks sag like that? Did she used to be 19 stone until she got on the appetite suppressant lollipops?


d4690e No.269599

>>269595

gross

>>269598

i dont see a sag all i see is a superior waifu


cf010a No.269600

>>269596

Wtf her chin and cheeks look like a stylised dick and balls

>>269598

Innit


33061d No.269601

>>269597

No that would be rude

She used to be decent looking smh

>>269596

she's beautiful


d4690e No.269602

>>269600

you are a homosexual male


cf010a No.269603

>>269601

Who gives a fuck if you're rude

Call her a chunky bitch and tell her she's harming her health


cf010a No.269604

>>269602

Shagging women is pretty gay lad, theyve touched dicks and shit


d4690e No.269605

File: 7dd1b449285a534⋯.png (124.33 KB, 295x152, 295:152, ClipboardImage.png)

>>269586

>laundrette

a-are you p-poor lad?


cf010a No.269606

>>269605

For all intents and purposes, yes I am poor


33061d No.269607

>>269603

no they live a while away

>>269604

yeah that is rather offputting

just thinking about how many tens of cocks a lass has had ram into her at full force, how much jizz has been over her face and boobies, grim

>>269605

he lives in a van


33061d No.269608

swing low

sweet chariot


d4690e No.269609

>>269604

when i fap i only ever fantasise about getting women pregnant. is that normal?

>>269606

>>269607

that is dreadful lad. I'm so sorry.


d7c749 No.269610

File: 91a9b807f65ff96⋯.jpg (184.88 KB, 949x948, 949:948, bad things.jpg)


33061d No.269611

>>269609

is it possible to fap to any other thought?


e070b0 No.269612

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I love her lads


d4690e No.269613

>>269611

idk it seems normal to me because that is what sex is for but all this porn is about jizz on faces and tits and its just unnatural. i thought i was the weird one


33061d No.269614

>>269612

disgusting paki

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS GAYISM)

33061d No.269615

>>269613

you are a normal lad in a sea of weirdness


cf010a No.269616

>>269609

>is that normal

I dunno, do I look like fucking Dear Dierdre

>dreadful

Not really, but it probably makes you feel better about your own situation to believe that, so I won't dispute it


d4690e No.269617

>>269612

>opening with Madonna

should have warned us lad


e070b0 No.269618

>>269617

I always skip to 10 seconds in by instinct


cf010a No.269619

>>269610

>[enter stage left] kernow, the withered husk of a mgotw cultist


cf010a No.269620

Nice work thotperium


33061d No.269621

File: 1ce5b2f5ab161ba⋯.jpg (65.18 KB, 419x700, 419:700, 1ce5b2f5ab161baf3e3771215e….jpg)

>banning me

lad.. that wasn't nice

*frowns at you in a light hearted manner*


d7c749 No.269622

File: ac959e4dc25c11e⋯.png (345.16 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, druid corbyn sacrifice.png)

>>269619

>cultist

*sacrifices you to Venus in exchange for a pure waifu*


e070b0 No.269623


cf010a No.269624

>>269621

Made me laff

>>269622

*gets a pure darkie waifu*


cf010a No.269625

>>269623

Was it you who banned shitedor


33061d No.269626

mmmmmm that is a real nice bod tbf mu dik


e070b0 No.269627

>>269625

yes

I just forgot that I did it


d7c749 No.269628

File: 6ba879c70a0b953⋯.gif (1.87 MB, 400x400, 1:1, civic lass.gif)


ff421c No.269629

>>269596

why do taigs have cheeks like that?


33061d No.269630

>>269628

not dark enough tbh


cf010a No.269631

>>269629

This is a scandi free zone, may I see your licence to post


62401f No.269632

File: 798e68ef6052c1f⋯.png (17.36 KB, 321x99, 107:33, ClipboardImage.png)

party at my place soon bring your own mats


ff421c No.269633

>>269631

It's my legal right to travel, lad


e070b0 No.269634

>>269633

rights don't exist


d7c749 No.269635

File: 16659d7803453d7⋯.jpg (31.19 KB, 600x337, 600:337, civic lasses.jpg)

>>269630

Take your pick


ff421c No.269636

File: ba8aef690a5602c⋯.png (23.83 KB, 418x408, 209:204, '.png)


cf010a No.269637

>>269633

Digital UK has no free movement agreement with the digital EU fam


cf010a No.269638

>>269634

That's right


33061d No.269639


ff421c No.269640

File: 05132aeff72ae96⋯.png (91.69 KB, 300x250, 6:5, 05132aeff72ae96cb6381b5bd1….png)

You bullies can't stop me from chilling here for a bit


5ef566 No.269641


cf010a No.269642

>>269635

2nd

Unless this is a trap


cf010a No.269643

>>269640

[Bullying intensifies]


ff421c No.269644

>>269638

had a small smirk on the inside tbh


ff421c No.269645

File: 69a311153e15a9f⋯.gif (27.09 KB, 100x100, 1:1, GaHnCFQ.gif)

In Welsh we don't even have a bird for bullying. It didn't exist. Why can't you be more like us natives?


5ef566 No.269646


33061d No.269647

>>269640

I'll always welcome you lad.


cf010a No.269648

>>269645

>don't have a bird

We know you're gay fam


33061d No.269649

>>269648

what if its a woman sheep?


cf010a No.269650

>>269649

Then ewe are still gay


ff421c No.269651

>>269648

keek. I did it again

>>269647

Thanks, lad


ff421c No.269652

File: 0edbb043bab5551⋯.png (12.4 KB, 419x395, 419:395, 8c07bd2f3aa2ed12f65aa3f5e4….png)

keek


33061d No.269653

>keek


ff421c No.269654

File: 06c7d770603aa83⋯.png (310.45 KB, 333x236, 333:236, 06c7d770603aa83a71ee6b6d9b….png)

keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek


cf010a No.269655

keek


62401f No.269656

oh shit


cf010a No.269657

*lodges claim for BO*


33061d No.269658

KEEK== ==KEEK== ==KEEK== ==KEEK== ==KEEK== ==KEEK== ==KEEK== ==KEEK


5ef566 No.269659

>>269654

>>269652

>remove something out of kindness

>abuses it immediately

smh lad *turns the filter back on*


ff421c No.269660

File: 113f34b95550daa⋯.png (161.02 KB, 1000x980, 50:49, 113f34b95550daac80bd3a2c50….png)

>>269655

keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek


33061d No.269661

>>269658

i fucked that up keek


cf010a No.269662

And so it begins


5ef566 No.269663

Never being nice again.


ff421c No.269664

File: 68b6d83081ce22f⋯.png (23.23 KB, 485x455, 97:91, 2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)

>>269659

No, lad. Those were just the i am gays that had gone uni am gayed in my system


62401f No.269665

File: 672177025c9bff4⋯.mp4 (863.1 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 1464808368775.mp4)


cf010a No.269666

>>269663

Ahhh increasing you're jadedness gives me great joy


ff421c No.269667

File: c1d4198e9c499b6⋯.jpg (61.02 KB, 1091x1080, 1091:1080, c1d4198e9c499b6879105ff8dc….jpg)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


33061d No.269668

>>269664

hahahahaha


cf010a No.269669

Ahahahahhhaa


33061d No.269670

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>ywn be able to play fiddle half as good as this


cf010a No.269671

Keēk


cf010a No.269672

>>269670

Granny does your dog bite

No child no


33061d No.269673

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


ff421c No.269674

File: b5b9dd8ca5be69c⋯.png (2.56 MB, 1825x1756, 1825:1756, ClipboardImage.png)

what did the lasses in this car mbt?


33061d No.269675


d4690e No.269676

File: fe09359eb0bb734⋯.jpg (90.37 KB, 944x709, 944:709, scale-of-happiness.jpg)

>>269615

life is about B A L A N C E


cf010a No.269677

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>Yanks


eaf6ae No.269678

>>269674

it means they on the look out for that gorilla nigger dick


33061d No.269679

>>269676

stop wanking to jav lad


d1ce8b No.269680

Tescos are throttling my vpns lads, what do


d4690e No.269681

>>269679

IT IS SERIOUSLY ONE OF MY FAVOURITE THINGS TO DO HELP


33061d No.269682

>>269681

get off the fucking internet


d1ce8b No.269683

>>269676

The pivot point must therefore be the act of sex itself


33061d No.269684

>>269683

lol

sex

teehee


d1ce8b No.269685

>>269681

Have you tried crack


eaf6ae No.269686

>>269681

Stop consuming pornography your dopamine reward system is liderally broken


d1ce8b No.269687


d7c749 No.269688

>>269676

>left: wanking to jav

>right: wanking to civic lasses

Based balance


d4690e No.269689

>>269682

maybe im just unhappy

>>269685

i dont want to end up living in a van though

>>269686

this is true


d1ce8b No.269690

>>269686

>>269685

This, rewire it with based benzylmethylercognine


d1ce8b No.269691

>>269689

False attribution but fair play lel


62401f No.269692

>>269681

you can only help yourself then go through months of dopamine withdrawal


d1ce8b No.269693

>>269692

That's what the shine is for :^)


33061d No.269694

>>269692

whats that like lad? i probably have it


d1ce8b No.269695

Where's sugartits with our new threaf


d4690e No.269696

File: c30291921baed5e⋯.jpg (35.06 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 00401.jpg10f8d428-f50f-46a….jpg)

oh god im going to do it im going to be WANK PROOF


33061d No.269697

mmmm

sugar tits


d7c749 No.269698

>>269697

Brown sugar or white sugar?


d1ce8b No.269699

>>269694

Lack of rewarding feelings for doing regular stuff


d1ce8b No.269700

>>269696

Inject meth into your dick vein


33061d No.269701

>>269698

BROWN SUGAR

WHY DO YOU TASTE SO GOOD

>>269699

yeah thats me


d7c749 No.269702

File: 673ac7282885d92⋯.jpg (223.12 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, civic lass 6.jpg)

>>269701

Whole milk and two brown sugars it is.


5ef566 No.269703


d1ce8b No.269704

>>269702

>a coffee with 2 sugars

1 dark 2 light coming up, thatll be £25


33061d No.269705

>>269702

no milk lad


33061d No.269706

id ravage that wog


33061d No.269707

havent drunk milk in wot

2 weeks?


d1ce8b No.269708

>>269701

Try like 5mg of amphetamine a day lad

Or get your gp to prescribe an sdri


d1ce8b No.269709

>>269707

I'm on LOCAL milk now its summer


33061d No.269710

>>269708

yes dr vanlad


d1ce8b No.269711

>>269710

Seriously lad


d1ce8b No.269712

I've demolished my receptors of every kind, if it wasn't for amphetamine and 5htp I'd probably have topped myself by now

Brain chemistry is not a joke lads


d7c749 No.269713

File: dd6ca98a44db775⋯.jpg (61.65 KB, 640x640, 1:1, negress 16.jpg)

>>269705

You like your coffee DARK?


33061d No.269714

File: 71427a191e3e03b⋯.png (244.17 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, sneezing woman.png)


62401f No.269715

>>269694

losing interest in like everything you enjoyed and nothing is fun but then after a while you're able to enjoy more than you ever did or something

>>269708

>>269693

kek how does replacing one thing with another help better to wait it out imo


d1ce8b No.269716

New thread?




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