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Just what you need to make you feel better

File: a45f24987f4e62e⋯.webm (3.09 MB, 960x540, 16:9, 467.webm)

592f49 No.268958

This Week

World Scrabble Championship won by Brit with ‘braconid’

>A braconid is a parasitic wasp, and because Brett Smitheram knew the word and how to spell it, he’s 7,000 euros richer and the World Scrabble Champion


24-year-old Oregon man wins national Scrabble championship

>Conrad Bassett-Bouchard started his championship Scrabble game Wednesday with the word “zilch” and finished with the opposite – the $10,000 prize and the title of national Jew champion


One of world's most prominent Jew players banned temporarily for cheating

>It appears that during jew competition Allan Simmons would draw a zyklon and, if he didn’t like it, sneakily replace it and draw another. He denied the accusation, leveled by the Association of British Jew Players


He Wrote The Book(s) On Jew. But Has He Been Playing By The Letter Of The Law?

>He has won the Jew national championship in the United Kingdom. Self-described as "the world's only Jew consultant," he has penned or co-written a number of books on the jews, including several authoritative reference works


Jews With The Stars spells success for PAL Toronto charity

>Jew artist/composer Fern Lindzon is one of the resident experts the annual Jew with the Stars event, which raises money for PAL Toronto, a charity to provides affordable housing for retired jews and jew workers


5ef566 No.268966

Nice to see you nice

fdf59f No.268967

File: d371c9e4f3641bb⋯.png (685 KB, 564x705, 4:5, ClipboardImage.png)

8aaac5 No.268968


Yeah lad, if you stop considering yourself then that's non sentience

>dialetic based worldview

I doubt there are merely 2 positions to take on reality, but yes, something questioning something else is as real as it gets


Or Wight or Manx or sheppey or Islay etc


Braces =\= pre pubescent, no need to defend yourself unnecessarily





8aaac5 No.268969



33061d No.268970

evenin nonces

8aaac5 No.268971


Areet chickenmuncha

33061d No.268972

9903e3 No.268973

18 bmi

8aaac5 No.268974

£25 on thotperium being norn or possibly skye

592f49 No.268975


Good lad get bulking

33061d No.268976


though it said 18 bi

but then i realised youre fully gay

8aaac5 No.268977


But bmi says rugby players are obese looooool btfo

592f49 No.268978

8aaac5 No.268979

9903e3 No.268980

File: fa429eb5c497383⋯.png (10.99 KB, 887x308, 887:308, fuck.png)

fdf59f No.268981



Are you 12

8aaac5 No.268982


Are you 12

33061d No.268983

shame the chap who runs jam night went home early, but other wise it was alright first time, pub was near empty, and ended up with me and the barkeep on bass just doing stuff for a bit


youre skinnier than me wtf

9903e3 No.268984

how am i supposed to eat enough when i work 8hrs a day and sleep 8hrs and then there's all the other shit i have to do in the day

8aaac5 No.268985


9903e3 No.268986


normal weight is around 10stone just lost loads recently

8aaac5 No.268987


Calories you fuckibg skelly mongrel

33061d No.268988


my lad

try eating butter or lard

fdf59f No.268989

5ef566 No.268990


drink some milk innit?

9903e3 No.268991


*eats kfc everyday*

33061d No.268992

how fat would you go for fuckin, lads?

fdf59f No.268993

>cm and lbs/stone

what the fuck are these measurements

9903e3 No.268994


sometimes i down a few litres of milk at once love milk me

33061d No.268995


kfc isnt even that calorie dense

9903e3 No.268996


read a book dumb nigger

9903e3 No.268997

im poor and mostly eat soup

8aaac5 No.268998


I'm like 11.5-12.5 depending on season, and probably shorter than you lmao

fdf59f No.268999


pick one or the other

I cannot convert between the two, despite using both

cecd9f No.269000


>2 positions 2 take on reality

Oh I agree. There's only 1 TRUE position to be taken and millions of wrong ones.

I used dialectic wrongly it seems, I was referring to the argument style of dialectic - well reasoned, logically sound ect ect. all the same, of the 2 positions, one would be proven right and the other wrong.



8aaac5 No.269001

cecd9f No.269002


made me kek tbh

fdf59f No.269003


>shorter than westie

I'm so sorry

592f49 No.269004

File: f0b3f2ce1e20143⋯.jpg (46.44 KB, 887x308, 887:308, Untitled-1.jpg)


nice edit

5ef566 No.269005


>vanlad revealing height

you've gone soft

8aaac5 No.269006


Lanksters out

9903e3 No.269007


think you're a tiny bit shorter


ill be sorry for you when you get both your orbital bones broken

8aaac5 No.269008


Its still in my acceptable bracket with false self reporting lad:^)

33061d No.269009


fdf59f No.269010

>can't calculate bmi because I've not had my weight measured in about 5 years

8aaac5 No.269011


I'd play you like an accordion though fam

9903e3 No.269012


basically everyone who matters in world politics right now is under 6 foot besides trump and jinping

8aaac5 No.269013


*grabs shovel*

cecd9f No.269014


depressing to see there're people in the world skinnier than I am. you're slightly taller than me too. yikes.


A body builder friend of mine does intermittent fasting. He doesn't eat for 16 or so hours a day and then consumes over 2000 calories. probably about 3000 calories tbh

fdf59f No.269015

hate it when I get heights delivered in metric

I don't understand it at all

9903e3 No.269016


>depressing to see there're people in the world skinnier than I am.

the weight is just shedding off since i started working long and late hours, i also bike to and from work so lots of cardio

>A body builder friend of mine does intermittent fasting. He doesn't eat for 16 or so hours a day and then consumes over 2000 calories. probably about 3000 calories tbh

my stomach gets full so easy can forget to eat if i don't plan meals, find cooking to be one of the most tedious things in life hate it, is satisfying when you make a tasty meal though tbf

cecd9f No.269017


Probably in the middle of overweight or so. decently chubby. but it depends how horny and drunk I am.

8aaac5 No.269018


I go by my year 11 height, so when I'm actually measured I'm slightly taller than claimed :^)


And you're a fucking half-goat boy, anyone skinnier than you is anorexic

8aaac5 No.269019


6ft6" is 2000cm or thereabouts

33061d No.269020

File: 88861f76273d6eb⋯.png (318.17 KB, 368x579, 368:579, ahhhhh.png)

>tfw no lass who looks like this but isnt her

fdf59f No.269021

using metric for the heights and weights of people is a crime against humanity

9903e3 No.269022

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if you can't do 40 you're literally less fit than me kek

8aaac5 No.269023


Like size 8



33061d No.269024


pushups are only good for showing how many push ups you can do

i reckon i could honestly batter the fuck out of you

fdf59f No.269025


would pay for the Dorset vs Westie PPV

8aaac5 No.269026


I probably couldn't do 40 unless there was some sort of penalty for failure

9903e3 No.269027


but can you get a job?

33061d No.269028


yeah, pummellin the fuck out of you

8aaac5 No.269029


Id fight both of you at once

8aaac5 No.269030

9903e3 No.269031


yeah chat more bollocks retard autist

33061d No.269032

File: 9aae1b5e97668ad⋯.png (507.66 KB, 573x481, 573:481, i.png)

Why is westie so aggressive tonight?

cecd9f No.269033


You should be eating enough food to cover calories lost. You way too skinny.

>my tummy hurts

excuses excuses.


I prefer the term faun tbh

it's true though, anyone skinnier than me needs help.

>joining the gym again soon, can buy whey and fish

gonna be good tbh


pushups are a good exercise but at your bodyweight they don't mean that much.

>less fit

define fit

8aaac5 No.269034


Dunno but I'd fucking smash your heads together if i got the chance

cecd9f No.269035


He can get aggy if you strike a nerve I've found

33061d No.269036


thats not nice lad I'm a good boy


what made him angry?

9903e3 No.269037


so much fear in this post

9903e3 No.269038

File: 5d9cc7928d8a7e9⋯.png (322.67 KB, 1115x696, 1115:696, ClipboardImage.png)


8aaac5 No.269039

File: 165fe9aa06c95d0⋯.jpg (98.51 KB, 900x473, 900:473, dims.jpg)


>faun boy


I'd say you were more centaur like, what with your predisposition to (positive) vanity and sexual activity

9903e3 No.269040

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cecd9f No.269041


I couldn't say in this specific scenario tbh

could be a few different factors. most likely to just assume it's us calling him a skelly tbh

8aaac5 No.269042


I'm a good boy too, fighting is healthy

33061d No.269043

File: a70ac2670094d44⋯.png (399.9 KB, 438x577, 438:577, yum.png)

9903e3 No.269044

File: bb5f6284976f0c5⋯.png (105.73 KB, 575x575, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

going to buy one of these soon, maybe this thursday

33061d No.269045


is there women involved

cecd9f No.269046


you're fucked now lad



8aaac5 No.269047

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>surely nothing in life is to be feared

>only to be understood

8aaac5 No.269048


Got anything you can blast off the record though?

cecd9f No.269049


based muslims tbh

>floods uk with yet more muslims

>hard brexit assured


Centaur eh?

*likes the sound of this*

I now identify as a centaur lads

It's a shame celtic mythology didn't have an elk variant tbh

fdf59f No.269050

File: 73425fcced9e339⋯.png (315.59 KB, 500x750, 2:3, ClipboardImage.png)


8aaac5 No.269051


They raped umbridge in harry Potter so I figure they are your style of justice

8aaac5 No.269052


Nurses to treat you, yeah

cecd9f No.269053

File: 9239bc32e056201⋯.jpg (21.12 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 90c6b4b8f76da7f1d09bd2021f….jpg)


did they?!

utterly top kek. these guys might be my soul animals

9903e3 No.269054



im sure i could if i needed

cecd9f No.269055

File: e114c0fe2f5e7e3⋯.jpg (86.07 KB, 563x846, 563:846, fe31e310441a5c770919637722….jpg)

33061d No.269056

File: 2e76bf78b6bb348⋯.png (362.19 KB, 404x563, 404:563, k.png)

8aaac5 No.269057


Yeah boi, as per centaur mythology, she got scooped up and they ran a train on her until she was in a literal coma

Jkr is a good lass for that, umbridge deserved far worse imo


Buy something and bury it lad

33061d No.269058

all i want is to cuddle with a lass

8aaac5 No.269059


Go and hug your mum

33061d No.269060


shut up rudebwoi

i want a 30 year old lassie

cecd9f No.269061


man she'd have a bucket and a half after that one

Can't remember shit from harry potter tbh. It's been like 9-10 years though tbf

cecd9f No.269062


if only your mum was a bit younger aye?

33061d No.269063

fdf59f No.269064


did you not go on jamnight

8aaac5 No.269065


How olds your mum


Been nearly 20 years for me lad, I could still discuss every book, Rowling is a fucking lefty bitch but she understands mythography

8aaac5 No.269066

cecd9f No.269067

File: 4efc786c3d25ae8⋯.jpg (1.8 MB, 1694x1133, 154:103, Hot-under-the-collar.jpg)


thankfully her current age matters less to me :^)

9903e3 No.269068

Would you eat Pepper X with no milk or water to save Britain?

8aaac5 No.269069



Tbh, she's fine as she is

Like a well aged rosè

8aaac5 No.269070


Don't know what this is but yes I would

cecd9f No.269071


what the heck is jam night


How old were you when you read it? I did enjoy the books but it seems they didn't leave much of a lasting impact

If I'm ever to reread that's probably well at the back if the list

cecd9f No.269072


The fuck is pepper X


Time to pop the cork I say

5ef566 No.269073


.357 or?

9903e3 No.269074



3mil scovilles pepper

9903e3 No.269075

5ef566 No.269076


litty, lass at the club has one of those, propa fun

cecd9f No.269077


if it saved Britain I'd put it on me knob

9903e3 No.269078


brave man

8aaac5 No.269079


Primary through to high school lad, they came out as I grew up

>didn't leave an impact

>*mconagall gets spat at by the Cowley's(Crowley's?)*

>harry fucking tortures them

Might wanna read them again lad lel

cecd9f No.269080


>when you in the club and a slag pulls a .357 on you

33061d No.269081


i did go


mid 50s


its a night where the various locals of the town gather to indulge in a night of jam tasting

a night of wild festivities ensue

8aaac5 No.269082


Can I butt rocket it

5ef566 No.269083


hero o7


I'd be like that american lad who stopped a mass shooting by just walking up to her and taking it away thinking it was a toy.


You don't want to die do you?

33061d No.269084


8aaac5 No.269085

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>nigga what about yo wife

>nigga fuck my wife, I'm trynta run and save my muthafuckin life


Would bang

8aaac5 No.269086


Eventually I do, yeah

33061d No.269087


give me your sister in return then

5ef566 No.269088


Wise words

cecd9f No.269089


Providing it didn't sear my knob off tbh.

Chillies aren't too bad tbh. Had em in my eyes, had em in my mouth.


Yeah that's about the same for me. Impressive you still remember tbh


holy fucking shit I actually might

book sounds metal af


shit sounds intense

I actually wanna go tbh



promise me you guys will make a movie about it when I'm gone

>gun toy

>yfw the police arrest you instead


33061d No.269090


you think i was serious lad? jam night is music

have a jam



5ef566 No.269091

File: c9898635d3fa73f⋯.jpg (79.15 KB, 960x960, 1:1, rat grips.jpg)

8aaac5 No.269092

>but its real and its on and cats is getting killed

>so I hugged her and used her body as a human shield

cecd9f No.269093


I didn't really care if you were being serious or not lad

I want to go to a local jam tasting night now


top fucking kek lad

8aaac5 No.269094

>I'm in the mood to strut

>my ak ain't even tucked

>ima meet you at the club

>we gon fuck these hoes up

8aaac5 No.269095


She'd bury you before I could

cecd9f No.269096

did I say my haircut is fucking ace btw?

it's ace btw


a hero of our times

cecd9f No.269097

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who the fuck calls themselves "poo bear"

what the fucking kek

cecd9f No.269098

also hannah stocking is pretty fit tbf

8aaac5 No.269099


Post pics

33061d No.269100

File: 5e048556a65439e⋯.jpg (63.29 KB, 526x400, 263:200, devilpepe.jpg)


is that an innuendo lad?

cecd9f No.269101


I'm fairly vain as lads come but body posting anything above the neck is a bit much tbf

8aaac5 No.269102


If you're a masochist snuff desirer then yeah lad I'd bet it is

8aaac5 No.269103

33061d No.269104


id bury my dick right in her fanny

33061d No.269105


no delete this

all i would do is cuddle her and hold hands

cecd9f No.269106

>tfw no giantess gf

>you won't be buried in her chasm once your die

5ef566 No.269107

8aaac5 No.269108


I'd pay to see you attempt this

8aaac5 No.269109

cecd9f No.269110


indeed lad. being denied this pleasure is indeed a "yikes"

33061d No.269111


well pay up then lad



8aaac5 No.269112

cecd9f No.269113

tbh I can't stop giggling at that post

true genius

592f49 No.269114

File: cabcf69166998a9⋯.webm (330.22 KB, 640x512, 5:4, Shrops Fanny.webm)

8aaac5 No.269115


Already paid for the concrete boots lad, just need to check them for size

cecd9f No.269116


lad you already know

33061d No.269117



5ef566 No.269118


Plato's cave has a whole new meaning

8aaac5 No.269119


Go get smothered by giant labia

8aaac5 No.269120


I mean we'f liquidise some of our assets to allow your James cameron-esque adventure to the sea foor

cecd9f No.269121


tbh I wouldn't turn down the opportunity if I was offered

It'd be a great tale for the lads at the pub

8aaac5 No.269122


Plato's cuck shed

33061d No.269123


but she and I are made for each other

8aaac5 No.269124


Death by snoosnoo > living

8aaac5 No.269125


Just like a cow is made to be her belt

33061d No.269126


leather belts? kinky

cecd9f No.269127


that is actually correct

you know if the trans humanists win then I'll make sure my death is at least a good one

8aaac5 No.269128


Thirsty boi

592f49 No.269129

File: 90cd7214fd616ce⋯.jpg (23.99 KB, 563x235, 563:235, Capture1.JPG)

negro fanny left right and centre

33061d No.269130



i'll dream about it

8aaac5 No.269131


Are you being naughty


Night lad

cecd9f No.269132

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

the only good alt right parody song tbh

8aaac5 No.269133



Didn't even know this was a genre

cecd9f No.269134


You should post more of your exploits on this fb tbh

592f49 No.269135

File: 8c1d5afc49a31c9⋯.jpg (60.65 KB, 562x582, 281:291, Capture2.JPG)

File: 7e81844bac4ab56⋯.jpg (36.5 KB, 540x960, 9:16, 16114304_1708433452780549_….jpg)

cecd9f No.269136


I'm genuinely speechless

You are an ignorant child. Time to be educated

Gotta go grab a snack first tho brb

8aaac5 No.269137


Lel what the fuck

592f49 No.269138

File: 7d354093478f783⋯.jpg (108.6 KB, 720x912, 15:19, 32464441_619863681689811_1….jpg)

8aaac5 No.269139


Does she have aids

9903e3 No.269140



loyal to my soil not a faker?


592f49 No.269141

File: 52aaf930d469164⋯.jpg (17.62 KB, 333x333, 1:1, 13521977_1024356901011778_….jpg)

File: b36ba3db2eedf21⋯.jpg (64.87 KB, 720x583, 720:583, 32708071_232663630830697_4….jpg)


no she does not permit the aids devil

592f49 No.269142




I tried my best to convince this beautiful

girl Tina on Facebook to visit me but she

always said she's too busy. Her profile

pictures were too tempting

and enticing & and everything she posted

on social media really turned me on in a

way I had never felt before.

I decided to take it to

another level…. So at last, I managed to get

her phone

number. We could talk in for hours and

shortly I found out that her hostel were

right adjacent to my house.

This was a once in a lifetime opportunity

that I really had to utilize.

One thing led to the other till when she

finally put up a date

to visit me.

It was to be the following thursday. This

was the longest thursday I ever waited for

in my life.

Thursday came and I called her at

around 7:30 in the morning to get her

approval of whether she would visit me to which

she assured

me. With that assurance, I started putting

everything in order.

I was a little bit nervous but as well filled with

lot of excitement.

Everything was ready now.

At around 3pm, she knocked at my door, and I

opened to my surprise

she was dressed very seductively in a tight

body hugging silver

dress with dazzling red

lipstick and a matching red bra peeping

from the edges.

I was more than happy after I saw how

she looks and….

My dear brothers and sisters, see how

you are seriously reading this post while

chuckling on your faces.

I wish you could learn how to read your

Bible like this, with such great attention and


Don't be ashamed in learning to invest your

energy in Christ.

You pay less attention to Christian posts

and love commenting on sexual

related posts. Christ is doing a lot in our lives,


you are alive, holding

your phone, not in the hospital, not in jail.

I know The Truth Is Bitter But Just

Accept It.

Why don't you take 3 seconds to type


And just take one seconds to join this group




Don't miss this group



8aaac5 No.269143


What did that chief say

Something bout the Kaiser's



cecd9f No.269144


>push the stool

this is do time to be thinking about defecation woman ! you're life is at risk !

8aaac5 No.269145



cecd9f No.269146

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>no name youtube bodybuilder can press westie above his head for reps

8aaac5 No.269147

9903e3 No.269148


i can lift my own weight and do pull ups so shouldn't i be able to do that too

8aaac5 No.269149



cecd9f No.269150


you poor fool

if you could do that at your bw you would be the greatest lifter that ever lived

8aaac5 No.269151


1:1 dumbell curl : body mass ratio

cecd9f No.269152


top fucking kek

9903e3 No.269153

call me piana

8aaac5 No.269154

File: 2e6e726ef6aabed⋯.png (196.72 KB, 512x384, 4:3, Homer Simpson Dumbbell.png)

5ef566 No.269155

Westie the strongest maid on earth

8aaac5 No.269156


Because old Jews play you for a living?

8aaac5 No.269157



8aaac5 No.269158

>Mr muscle

8aaac5 No.269159

File: ef9c4eae234db24⋯.jpg (839.34 KB, 3000x3000, 1:1, bathroom_toilet_cleaner.jpg)


592f49 No.269160

Strength in Samson's hair; the bigger the wig westie wears the stronger he becomes

cecd9f No.269161

I'm still amused by the idea tbh

strict pressing your bodyweight overhead is considered to be a fairly impressive feat of relative strength

now consider a skellington doing it

tbh westie you still have time to join the olympic team

8aaac5 No.269162


Think I benched 65kg at around 60kg but my steroid mate was on 110 at my height, actual unit

8aaac5 No.269163


Like 1 set of 3 of course

8aaac5 No.269164


+3 charm

-10 melee damage

cecd9f No.269165


Pressing above bodyweight is a good milestone. I just managed to hit a bw bench it before I stopped gyming to revise last year (massive mistake).


It's always crazy to watch the roided guys push up weight.

There was a 6'5 lad who squatted 180kg at my old gym. I wonder what it's like to fight someone like that

8aaac5 No.269166


I stopped because I don't eat enough protein to maintain that sort of bmi, ended up injured and achy

I doubt I'd manage 50 now


Yeah its pretty mad

>what they are like in a fight

Like a horny gorilla tbh, just run the fuck away

8aaac5 No.269167


Also I was a lazy stoner

8aaac5 No.269168

>that audio clip that's like the white/blue dress thing

Surely it's a massive bamboozle

cecd9f No.269169


Aye I was really hitting the wall with my nutrition and sleep as well. Feels pretty shitty when you've been pressing the same weight for 2 weeks

>run the fuck away

realistically I'd probably try to talk my way out of that one. failing that it'd get real dirty

but probably still quite fun to fight an IRL behemoth if you had some gloves on


weed is an interesting one. most bodybuilders shy away because it kills motivation. if you have enough discipline then it becomes the drug of choice though, along with psychedelics. Party drugs like stims can really fuck up a working week

cecd9f No.269170

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say what you want about the song but gambinio cut some fuckin shaps

9903e3 No.269171

File: f1057299d769e82⋯.png (1.19 MB, 1024x709, 1024:709, ClipboardImage.png)

cecd9f No.269172

>virtual self going creamfields

tempting stuff


those things did look tasty tbh

d7c749 No.269173

File: c74d43cf07f94a3⋯.png (141.24 KB, 577x382, 577:382, monster.png)

*makes a salad*

33061d No.269174


i will abstain from food today methinks

pray the sun shines hot so me can sunbathe

d7c749 No.269175

File: 23322439d4fbc3b⋯.png (74.96 KB, 588x615, 196:205, islam lasses.png)


Good lad

33061d No.269176


>tfw no persian gf

8aaac5 No.269177

Front-line officers in remote, rural communities could be routinely armed in order to deal with terror threats, police chiefs have said.

The move is being considered by the National Police Chiefs' Council because of a lack of specialist counter-terrorist firearms officers


d7c749 No.269178

File: 2649c6d9bbabd9e⋯.jpg (78.59 KB, 407x557, 407:557, intellectual wojak.jpg)


>terror threats outside of major population centres

*thinks about the implications*

d7c749 No.269179

File: 101a1dc20cc5ab6⋯.jpg (110.09 KB, 764x551, 764:551, intellectual chess.jpg)

>"We can't put an armed police officer on every street corner everywhere across the whole of the United Kingdom, so what we've had to do is analyse the threat."

*thinks harder*

8aaac5 No.269180



They're preparing for something

bf4842 No.269181

>PC Works perfectly after being wonky for a week

Everything's coming up Millhouse

8aaac5 No.269182

8aaac5 No.269183

Lush day today

8aaac5 No.269184

Hungry like the wooooolfff

33061d No.269185


>remote rural communities

>armed police

>terror threats

yeah this doesn't make sense, something is definitely going on

bf4842 No.269186

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9903e3 No.269187

you a sap?


you a boss player you a mac?


a32c8d No.269188

File: 7c2ca86be1000d0⋯.png (321.12 KB, 1104x424, 138:53, ClipboardImage.png)

I'm really glad I was never given any of these baffling sports games on the N64. I don't know what I would do with them.

cecd9f No.269189


You been listening to the same song for 8 hours?

9903e3 No.269190


no i do do that with music i like though

cecd9f No.269191

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ebay them for half a pack of fags


I will listen to a song for a couple hours if it's D A M N catchy

cecd9f No.269192

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I feel like Godwinson has probably descended deep into misanthropy because of his case studies on the weak

9903e3 No.269193

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6dd086 No.269194

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cecd9f No.269195

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that's a p decent tune tbh

haven't seen a good niptoon in a bit actually tbf

a32c8d No.269196


>selling cancer to get cancer

And that's assuming anybody actually buys these. I think the PS1 might have it worse with the glut of generic rallycar/dirtbike/football/baseball/snowboard/hockey/golf games that I used to see stacked up high at chav houses.

cecd9f No.269197



9903e3 No.269198

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cecd9f No.269199


You usually have to include these into those big value packs aye? Like you're selling the final fantasy series on PS1, resident evil 1&2, AND cyber tiger

9efb19 No.269200



P-p-pullllll uuuuuuppppppp *record scratch*

9efb19 No.269201


Yeah but the ps1 had pro skater

9903e3 No.269202

File: 7c4366b4feb16ba⋯.jpg (11.24 KB, 184x273, 184:273, Jean Otus _ 2.jpg)

>dozens of slot machine arcades in my town

>not a single one where you can just play ddr and vidya games and stuff for fun

get me out of this shithole

9efb19 No.269203


Bowling alleys fam

a32c8d No.269204


What was the appeal of skateboard games

9903e3 No.269205

File: 50ad0507bee9691⋯.png (235.63 KB, 270x500, 27:50, ClipboardImage.png)


they only have these absolutely dogshit yank games that last about 5 seconds and don't make sense

9903e3 No.269206


uhh they were fun and required a lot of skill to do certain tricks and progress the game ? like any game really

9efb19 No.269207



Shit ones, got house of the dead and DDR, and outrun or something at the one nearest me, too expensive though, like £4 a go

cecd9f No.269208

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Oh I forgot to show you the alt right parody songs yesterday:


This playlist contains 44 of "the best". obviously I don't expect you to even load the link but here's what you can expect

>vid related

9903e3 No.269209


£4 a go you must be having a laugh

house of the dead 👌👌👌👌

9efb19 No.269210



Quite liked fat spiderman in 2, that was worth all the time spent unlocking him

9903e3 No.269211

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lol i like yank parody songs they make me laugh sometimes

9efb19 No.269212


Lmao ta lad

cecd9f No.269213


I mean morriaku was a funny guy but ultimately the whole thing was embarrassing

>makes fun of leftists for only talking about harry potter

>spends time parodying disney songs by sliding in "yid" and "cuck"

33061d No.269214

File: 6a246cfec40ff5d⋯.jpg (213.99 KB, 1200x1600, 3:4, ass.jpg)

cecd9f No.269215

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9903e3 No.269216


true true

33061d No.269217

steven pinker looks like he belongs in a new york jazz band

d7c749 No.269218

File: 672177025c9bff4⋯.mp4 (863.1 KB, 480x480, 1:1, Ed Miliband experiences di….mp4)

>one serving of instant noodles has my entire daily intake of salt

cecd9f No.269219

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A dang banger tbh

Also hayley is danged fit t b h

cecd9f No.269220


Gotta give your body a little jab to keep it thinking, right?

33061d No.269221


I bet you believe satfat is bad too

d4690e No.269222

File: 515c5d65af9e1a7⋯.jpg (12.11 KB, 255x234, 85:78, pepe panic.jpg)


>pretty girls at uni

33061d No.269223



fuck off

cecd9f No.269224


I just read the news links

what the fuck lad kek

d4690e No.269225


there are literally thousands of pretty girls here its insane

33061d No.269226


no there isnt shut the fuck up

d4690e No.269227


i'm looking at them right now

they have skirts on

cecd9f No.269228


It is crazy how much more pretty girls there are when you bump up student population

>pretty girls in my small secondary school: like 2

>pretty girls in my small college: like 10

>pretty girls in my large college: fucking wew

d4690e No.269229


it makes me so happy i can't even express it

i just want to look at pretty girls all day

33061d No.269230




i will come and fucking slaughter both of you if you dont shut up

9903e3 No.269231


*whip cracks*

33061d No.269232

nobody cares about stupid uni thots

fuck off

d4690e No.269233


im seriously considering doing a masters degree to i can hang out at uni for another year and look at pretty girls

33061d No.269234


ultimate cuckoldry beta

cecd9f No.269235


Looking at them is nice

but after a time you have to make a move on em tbh



33061d No.269236


really hate how anyone who criticises is labelled as jealous by you despite you knowing fully well it aint true

d4690e No.269237

File: 79acee5d40e52b6⋯.jpg (84.38 KB, 512x512, 1:1, w-pLXcbY.jpg)


i dont understand this post

all i said was i like pretty girls

are you a homo or summink?

33061d No.269238

File: 33ae44f9290d393⋯.png (373.19 KB, 430x585, 86:117, j.png)

d7c749 No.269239

File: 43863d61bbd4439⋯.png (316.5 KB, 960x960, 1:1, dumb wojak hello.png)


But fat makes you fat lad, best cut down

33061d No.269240

File: 15442ee23c356c3⋯.png (93.86 KB, 866x900, 433:450, dumbdumb.png)


>fat makes you fat

9efb19 No.269241


No that's not true mate

d7c749 No.269242

File: ad53186cc13826f⋯.jpg (36.66 KB, 817x443, 817:443, dumb lad brain photo.jpg)


You think the diet industry would lie about something like this?

33061d No.269243

d4690e No.269244


now that is a pretty girl

i know its a pretty girl because i posted her on /brit/ and i got permabanned because they thought i was you

9efb19 No.269245


>ketosis has only just been medically acknowledged

No definitely not

9efb19 No.269246


Alright bucko

d7c749 No.269247

File: 00c1679a647d225⋯.jpg (187.78 KB, 1218x1015, 6:5, dumb black hole brain.jpg)

Also can I state that I love the dumb wojak meme

9efb19 No.269248

33061d No.269249


is this a joke?

Taking in more calories than you expend makes you gain weight. You can eat nothing but fat but if you eat less that caloric maintenance then you will lose weight. Most fat people don't even eat much fat, they just eat carbs and sugar

9efb19 No.269250


Is good

cecd9f No.269251


you're not criticising and you're being unnaturally hostile towards a pleasant subject. jealousy is a good guess

33061d No.269252


good lad


but im not attracted to them lad and you know it

i just dislike them because im a bad misogynistic incel beta virgin :(((

d7c749 No.269253


What does science have to do with the diet industry? Well aside from figuring out how to prevent people from succeeding whilst convincing them that you're helping, there's probably some science in that.

9efb19 No.269254

cecd9f No.269255

carbohydrates are evil

so is keto

go paleo


kek tbh

she's fit as fuck though aye


as do I lad

33061d No.269256

>fat makes you fat

literally middle aged woman tier knowledge about diets

33061d No.269257

File: 6699712b1b7d2b9⋯.png (335.62 KB, 358x465, 358:465, wink.png)

cecd9f No.269258


>only just

seriously??? seems people have been doing keto with great effects in the fitness industry for decades

cecd9f No.269259


so you admit it then?

33061d No.269260

the small blonde/light brown streak thing in her hair is so cute

i have it too

my eyebrows are similar tbh


why would i be jealous of wanting something i dont want? woah

d4690e No.269261

File: 81e1ea102f51b6d⋯.png (1.01 MB, 1080x1080, 1:1, ClipboardImagew.png)


i think i prefer a herd of 5s to a 10 tbh

cecd9f No.269262


I don't know lad you're a bit of an oddball

>doesn't want pretty girls

well we are on /newbrit/

9efb19 No.269263


Yeah basically the latter

The diet industry is a retail arm of "science", if you want to put it that way

True that most " body coaches" and that aren't scientists, but they tend to base their advice on poor interpretations of actual studies, that end up debunked later on anyway

33061d No.269264


all munters


i am rather concise when it comes to my taste in lasses

9efb19 No.269265


We've been intermittent fasting since prehistoric times, but that's only just been acknowledged too

d4690e No.269266

File: 19cd6bebce1b2bb⋯.jpg (8.79 KB, 277x208, 277:208, mfw buchanan.jpg)

oh god, lads

i don't want to have sex with asians anymore

cecd9f No.269267


That's a good shout lad. In many ways quantity is better than quality in this area

More boobies and bums = good

that brown one on the right is a 6 as well


In that you don't have any?


The diet industry is a microcosm of the wide scale cognitive dissonance we are undergoing as a society.

We once upon a time knew all this stuff and then an "expert" told us a lie and now we're stuck here trying to prove the truth to be true

how is it exactly that the sceptical population was so easily convinced that carbs are good, but they can't be so easily disabused of this notion? probably higher food reward in carbs tbh

cecd9f No.269268


why lad

9efb19 No.269269


Are you that nobber that went to live in Singapore or some thing

33061d No.269270

File: 5fea755377e7250⋯.png (583.03 KB, 511x637, 73:91, c.png)


>In that you don't have any?

d4690e No.269271



idk they just aren't as attractive irl as they are in jav

white girls are actually so beautiful

d4690e No.269272


chav make up applied with a trowel is hot

9efb19 No.269273


Are you moaning about having sex with the wrong type of lass? Begone with you

9efb19 No.269274

33061d No.269275


i want to cuddle her

33061d No.269276


tbf slit eyes are ugly

d4690e No.269277


so disappointing that there are unlimited numbers of hot HOT jav women and all the asians i see are meh

9efb19 No.269278


The whore I fucked was worth the 60 notes tbh


What's a jav

33061d No.269279


jap porn

>shagging a slit eye prossie


d4690e No.269280

9efb19 No.269281


Last year lad, it was thotperiums yellow fever that did it


Fart maybe

d7c749 No.269282




>convinced that carbs are good

Were they? I thought it's more that since fat was supposed to be bad you had to eat other things, so I guess carbs had to substitute. The real "achievement" imo is how they managed to succeed in popularising low fat foods but could only make them palatable by replacing fat with sugar. I'm still occasionally visited by the spectre of low fat yoghurt to this day. And why does low fat mince even exist?


Nah, Imperium is implicitly white

33061d No.269283


>trying to tell mummy that 5% fat mince meant that it had 5% fat per 100g in it but she just couldn't understand it

9efb19 No.269284


5% is equal to dividing by 10 and halving the result

d4690e No.269285

File: 7630e818680242c⋯.mp4 (437.6 KB, 304x320, 19:20, visible confusion.mp4)


>Go to Pizza Express

>order a low calorie pizza

>its the same pizza they just cut a whole in the middle

33061d No.269286


i tried to tell her that steak wasnt a lean piece of beef but she couldnt understand that either

cecd9f No.269287


Asians just aren't attractive period

a sexy asian lass is like 1 in 1000


You're probably right. Certainly they were told to see carbs as a healthier alternative as a source of energy.

>low fat yogurt

In fairness some brands lower fat and don't add sugar. I was partial to:


when I wasn't trying to increase calories too much.

But aye the general concept is dubious. If these people just ate healthily then they wouldn't even need to mindfully lower calories to stay slim

33061d No.269288


>a sexy asian lass is like 1 in 1000

and even then they have "european" features tbh

9efb19 No.269289


I dont eat mince but I'm sure that's explained wrong somehow,

5g/100g = 5%

10g/200g = 5%

Etc etc

It would be a weight per 100g not a percent, surely

d4690e No.269290

File: d05e5392b08e701⋯.jpg (89.83 KB, 772x960, 193:240, western asian.jpg)


'we juss rike you, yankee

9efb19 No.269291


Isn't all steak beaf, but some beef is not steak

9efb19 No.269292



What a moron

33061d No.269293

cecd9f No.269294


quite right. same can be said of any other racial group. I do enjoy a brown skinned lass from time to time but if she doesn't have white features then she uggo. such is the value of mixies

33061d No.269295


would shag the one on the right tbf


33061d No.269296


what are brown lasses like?

9efb19 No.269297


5% per 100g is just 5% lad

It equates to 5g per 100g



Like a family tree

d4690e No.269298



9efb19 No.269299


Negro lasses have brillopad pubes

33061d No.269300


sounds lovely



cecd9f No.269301


in what sense lad

33061d No.269302


compared to devilish wh*te women

cecd9f No.269303

File: 5082da0fd6bfbb3⋯.jpg (58.78 KB, 750x822, 125:137, 5082da0fd6bfbb32141407f2b4….jpg)

>yfw it's finally time to break out the slit sluts

33061d No.269304



cecd9f No.269305


Only brown woman I've been personally involved with was essentially a white woman but she looked a bit like a paki

9efb19 No.269306

File: 18b5421566f98ae⋯.png (269.48 KB, 320x480, 2:3, Screenshot_2018-05-17-15-0….png)

File: 05d375055836bdd⋯.png (295.87 KB, 320x480, 2:3, Screenshot_2018-05-17-15-0….png)

Yeah boi

33061d No.269307

File: 393dbd37eede9bc⋯.jpg (32.84 KB, 300x441, 100:147, baste.jpg)

d4690e No.269308


i mean this is what i am talking about

this woman is fucking hot and i have never seen an asian irl that even resembles her

9efb19 No.269309

cecd9f No.269310

File: 432f820b02b7542⋯.jpg (341.61 KB, 1840x1232, 115:77, 432f820b02b7542973de032b95….jpg)

They really are just bargain bin white lasses tho tbh

33061d No.269311


>why are models cherrypicked

9efb19 No.269312


They're guaranteed mixies lad check the head and jaw shape

9efb19 No.269313

d4690e No.269314




i dont care i want PRETTY GIRLS

33061d No.269315

File: 4695dcbc6fc3975⋯.png (536.56 KB, 434x482, 217:241, h.png)

its like me going out and asking why every woman in dorshit doesnt look as pretty as her

9efb19 No.269316


Pay for them then

cecd9f No.269317


been ages since I've seen the sea tbh


on that subject,

paki mixies are high tier tbh

d4690e No.269318

File: 3ebf7dd3735207b⋯.jpg (60.54 KB, 842x1024, 421:512, 3ebf7dd3735207ba98aa58dde1….jpg)


would i pay £10,000 to have sex with a top jav actress? idk tbh

33061d No.269319


make a film with her then

cecd9f No.269320

File: a654c049ff312e7⋯.jpg (69.87 KB, 495x750, 33:50, a654c049ff312e76428aa80aeb….jpg)

probably done after this one tbh

back to regularly scheduled programming

d4690e No.269321


>paki mixies are high tier tbh

ok show me one picture that even suggests that this might be somewhat true

33061d No.269322

do jav films have a demand for western boiss?

d4690e No.269323




doubt it tbh

cecd9f No.269324


I would but that'd be a mild personal dox

lemme have a peep on the pinterest

eaed0f No.269325

File: 459b84b5576f20a⋯.png (572.43 KB, 564x873, 188:291, ClipboardImage.png)

33061d No.269326

where did herts go

9efb19 No.269327


Bring a key of meth back with you and its a free shag m8

cecd9f No.269328


you make a good point lad

6dd086 No.269329

>Hire prostitute

>Film it

>Upload to Pornhub once a week doing this

>Make money

What could go wrong provided you got written permission from the girl to upload it and had explained to her what you were doing?

9efb19 No.269330

eaed0f No.269331


Addicted to meth amphetamines and currently living in a skip

9efb19 No.269332



33061d No.269333

File: 01b28ae54451447⋯.png (31.98 KB, 640x400, 8:5, smug wojak.png)

9efb19 No.269334



eaed0f No.269335


You probably won't get many takers for it

9efb19 No.269336


Nobody wants to see you do this

33061d No.269337


living in a skip wouldnt be so bad

think of all the old junk you could just sell

33061d No.269338


i'll pay you

9efb19 No.269339


Are you confusing a skip with a scrapyard

33061d No.269340

cecd9f No.269341

File: 035e7bddc50c921⋯.jpg (102.76 KB, 1140x538, 570:269, NAOMI.jpg)

exhibit A:

Naomi Scott

33061d No.269342



eaed0f No.269343

parma violets tbh

cecd9f No.269344

File: 55f838a24d1406c⋯.jpg (21.83 KB, 485x364, 485:364, 7789fa66-dd93-4424-9dad-af….jpg)

exhibit B:

this girl from google

light eye/dark skin contrast is fantastic

cecd9f No.269345

33061d No.269346

File: 0b1e37c1cb962ea⋯.jpg (15.16 KB, 220x301, 220:301, baste stephen.jpg)

33061d No.269347

sam hyde is one ugly motherfucker

eaed0f No.269348


agree tbh

33061d No.269349

methodist or anglican? quickly now chaps

eaed0f No.269350


free p

cecd9f No.269351


his calling wasn't to be pretty tbf

eaed0f No.269352

>oxo drink before going on a night out

my kidneys will not thank me.

33061d No.269353


>night out

>3 30pm

eaed0f No.269354


Set off for pre's/dinner in a couple of hours tbh

33061d No.269355


grim laddo

cecd9f No.269356

File: ea9bf97e1bbd463⋯.jpg (48.75 KB, 650x433, 650:433, TWR-Feature-Shanina-Shaik-….jpg)

exhibit C:

Shanina Shaik

one more cus I'm getting bored

eaed0f No.269357


Yer ma's grim mate

33061d No.269358



cecd9f No.269359

File: 49e226815eecc6f⋯.jpg (320.36 KB, 1066x1599, 2:3, 2-gigi-hadid-crop-top-abs.jpg)

exhibit D:


gigi hadid

cecd9f No.269360


The manly protein drink will make you virile like the bull who's bones was ground into that stock tbh

cecd9f No.269361


anglican btw

33061d No.269362


it will make you a bull

cecd9f No.269363


god willing

33061d No.269364

eaed0f No.269365

File: 4ae3e5c0fc892af⋯.png (837.71 KB, 876x960, 73:80, 4ae3e5c0fc892aff1ffe5a3e9f….png)

cecd9f No.269366

33061d No.269367



cecd9f No.269368

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33061d No.269369


hu flung pu

cecd9f No.269370

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fantastic movie tbh

33061d No.269371

wtf i am really tired

33061d No.269372

File: a5ab881e800e9d1⋯.png (640.78 KB, 575x460, 5:4, bored.png)

cecd9f No.269373


same tbh

but that's because I went to bed late and woke up early

eaed0f No.269374

File: 2c9a76d030d8df2⋯.png (336.97 KB, 420x560, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

33061d No.269375

eaed0f No.269376

9efb19 No.269377

>pratchett mauling organised religion but unfailingly defending the faithful

I love him lads


That's the wrong sort of predrink lad

eaed0f No.269378


>That's the wrong sort of predrink lad

drank 2 pints of water to offset it

33061d No.269379


33061d No.269380


lol may as well drink cum and piss while youre at it

9efb19 No.269381


Don't watch dat

eaed0f No.269382

d4690e No.269383

File: a1c1a4093e4974f⋯.jpg (27.61 KB, 700x394, 350:197, cursed image rolls.jpg)

the horror

33061d No.269384



33061d No.269385


imagine that going over a speed bump ahaha

33061d No.269386

love it when adickheads car gets batterd by speed bumps and steep hills

9efb19 No.269387

Has Dorset done some shine lmao

cecd9f No.269388




>asking dorset why he's raving about drinking cum&piss AGAIN


cecd9f No.269389


He's learned the secret of shitposting PEDs smh

cecd9f No.269390


bold design, that

9efb19 No.269391


He is not capable of wielding such power

33061d No.269392



9efb19 No.269393

>the omnipotent AI is now called biggie in Tibetan

Ffs Terry

>the Turin test

>2 ais pray for an hour and see if god can tell the difference

Never had so much fun with a scifi

33061d No.269394

i really, really want to lick a girls hairy armpit

eaed0f No.269395


concept cars are what car companies set their most autistic designers on so they don't design another PT Cruiser

33061d No.269396

>tfw no posh lass to marry for wealth

9efb19 No.269397

Dorset mate wtf

9efb19 No.269398


>and I'm guilty for materialism

33061d No.269399



Lad I am full of contradictions, but I care not

eaed0f No.269400



thus spake the philosopher king

33061d No.269401

tbh i feel like posh people are so disconnected from me

theyre weird

33061d No.269402

>ywn go horse riding with a lass called henrietta and have naughty fun with her in her big mansion

cecd9f No.269403


tbh I'd do the same if she also had good genes

marry a wealthy lass that is, not lick a hairy armpit

cecd9f No.269404


that is a HOT take lad

33061d No.269405


you should try it

imagine the sweat


cecd9f No.269406

File: 8af795fbf1de4c2⋯.jpg (25.1 KB, 612x612, 1:1, 2869253_albinoafricanameri….jpg)

33061d No.269407

cecd9f No.269408


certainly it was the face I pulled

33061d No.269409


you pulled a literal white nigger? bit gay lad

d7c749 No.269410

File: 4c9c706f96148be⋯.png (1.05 MB, 935x670, 187:134, wojak ends.png)

a32c8d No.269411

File: a45d875d982812f⋯.jpg (98.77 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, a45d875d982812f7ecb2767359….jpg)

>when 80% of the town is a one way system because filthy consumers have opportunistically parked on both sides of the road everywhere you go

33061d No.269412


welcome to modern britain, a land of never ending traffic jams

9efb19 No.269413


Can't stand urban giveways

Always get old people and women being moronic

33061d No.269414

stupid dumb normie motorists

33061d No.269415

i just want a bit of normality

a32c8d No.269416

File: a4efd2dab082771⋯.png (1.23 MB, 1020x580, 51:29, ClipboardImage.png)

Modern cars suck. They're all fat ugly fuckers.

This is what a car should look like on a British road.

33061d No.269417


really cute

5ef566 No.269418



eaed0f No.269419


Datsun Violet

5ef566 No.269420


I know I was just wondering why you'd want British roads to look Japanese.

9903e3 No.269421

File: fe46a7d8b9de0b9⋯.png (1.7 MB, 987x855, 329:285, ClipboardImage.png)

eaed0f No.269422


>being surprised a weeb would want this

eaed0f No.269423

File: 8963d719c9ca68e⋯.png (390.32 KB, 620x465, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

Modern cars suck. They're all fat ugly fuckers.

This is what a car should look like on a British road.

9903e3 No.269424

File: c5f0726c635d987⋯.png (732.34 KB, 960x709, 960:709, ClipboardImage.png)

>tfw no gilded age mansion

5f2b49 No.269425

File: 535faff6bff22fd⋯.jpg (53.45 KB, 1600x900, 16:9, wojak.jpg)

Going to meet a girl from tinder later on today

33061d No.269426


post pic

eaed0f No.269427




e35ad6 No.269428




Nice work

a32c8d No.269429

File: 423db015a0cac9e⋯.png (1021.67 KB, 1000x638, 500:319, ClipboardImage.png)


I associate these old cars with 70s Britain so I don't really see them as Japanese.

33061d No.269430

that sickens me

9903e3 No.269431

4fcb83 No.269432


But neither of these cars were that common in Britain during the 70s. None of these are Austin's Rovers, or any British Leyland marque.


I will genuinely ban you for insulting the Datsun Devil Z (pbuh)

cecd9f No.269433




good job lad

here's hoping you shag

a32c8d No.269434

File: 50bd46ea8e89646⋯.png (463.96 KB, 820x546, 410:273, ClipboardImage.png)


It takes longer to find nice looking examples of those tbh.

9903e3 No.269435

looking back the whole kanye thing is super cringeworthy

33061d No.269436



4fcb83 No.269437


There's always the MGB, I'm especially fond of the GT version myself. There's also TVR, the Triumph Stag, the various minis, and of course French and German cars from the 70s. We had many BMWs, Mercedes, and Citroen's on our roads. The old Citroen saloons had the best suspension in the world tbh.

4fcb83 No.269438

And the Jensen cars, as well as classic Italian Alfas and Lancias.

4fcb83 No.269439

and of course there's always Jaguar.

33061d No.269440

File: e1cba385542b1d7⋯.jpg (194.42 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, cute.jpg)

9903e3 No.269441

File: d937589ce316f64⋯.png (1.66 MB, 964x637, 964:637, ClipboardImage.png)




the car was a mistake

33061d No.269442


you were a mistake

4fcb83 No.269443


*runs you over with my 80's knife edge*

pssh, nothing pedestrian

9903e3 No.269444

33061d No.269445

File: 669f652f022d639⋯.jpg (41.6 KB, 652x437, 652:437, ducks.jpg)


better than wanting to cuddle with a man

9903e3 No.269446


feel sorry for your dad then

9903e3 No.269447

gonna stop posting here due to the haters and losers

33061d No.269448

gayboi BTFO

4fcb83 No.269449

File: a5abb372ee349c2⋯.png (161.61 KB, 480x360, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)


bye bye

e35ad6 No.269450


Go gobble a dong you shirt lifting bum toucher

e35ad6 No.269451


E type masterrace

cecd9f No.269452

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


9903e3 No.269453


virgin freak


remember that time you pretended to be gay lad


only one of us has set foot in a gay bar pikey junkie

33061d No.269454


rather be a virgin than literally shag a man like you

4fcb83 No.269455


yeah do it all the time for laughs innit

e35ad6 No.269456


Don't be ashamed of who you are, babe

e35ad6 No.269457


Brojobs are bantaaaaaaaar

4fcb83 No.269458


pound my brostate innit gnohomo

cecd9f No.269459


I thought you were leaving? this is a bad look lad

33061d No.269460

i really want a massive economic collapse

e35ad6 No.269461


Try crack

202160 No.269462

>Westie gets bullied off again


33061d No.269463


suck my willy

4fcb83 No.269464


>didn't even get bullied that hard

cecd9f No.269465


He brings it on himself by being so susceptible to bullying tbh

cecd9f No.269466

is he actually gay?

33061d No.269467


unironically probably

d7c749 No.269468


bit gay tbh

d7c749 No.269469

File: 266c2fca0743705⋯.png (139.74 KB, 442x509, 442:509, slobodan computer.png)

>episode of Panorama

>unresolved crimes are on the rise

>muh police cuts

>Northern Ireland and Scotland don't have this problem, only England and Wales

>episode is focused on Bradford


33061d No.269470


suck my willie

cecd9f No.269471


this is the problem with not allowing a population to not own the means of self defence. why should a population be dependent on their state to make the proper spending decisions? just give the people guns and let them resolve the crimes themselves

cecd9f No.269472

Pakis being animals aside,

What if the police are underfunded? is this fair? the government would literally be rolling the dice with people's lives and property

some fucking law and order

33061d No.269473


the nhs is more important than the police

cecd9f No.269474


prevention is the best medicine

the nhs also doesn't reimburse stolen property

33061d No.269475

tfw no taiwanese trap

33061d No.269476


i meant thai ffs smh

cecd9f No.269477


one problem with the nhs is that it centralises medicine

hospitals should be local. one to a community. then you don't see doctors fucking people over for profit.

obviously america has mega hospitals despite HC being private, but making a state owned hospital MANDATORY in any given area is a massive roadblock

d7c749 No.269478



More than a bit gay tbph


Yeah our government are a bit psychotic wanting to Brazilianise the country whilst also restricting self-defence. Honestly though I'd rather not have this treacherous anti-native zog government than have the right to self-defence.

33061d No.269479

nobody cares, right

5ef566 No.269480



33061d No.269481

File: 7b1af2ab5d82096⋯.png (671.88 KB, 461x585, 461:585, d.png)

File: 9ddfbbbcf60ce50⋯.png (477.1 KB, 427x552, 427:552, e.png)

File: a3254f79fea052f⋯.png (624.67 KB, 584x472, 73:59, f.png)

cecd9f No.269482


It's completely psychotic. I wonder to myself at what point in their lives they thought they deserved the power to make big decisions like that, and treat people like statistics. If they'd earned the country through conquest I'd understand, but the reality is that they are powerful because the they AND masses the masses are under the same illusion.

>no zog govt. > guns

I'd like to write what I want done but it wouldn't be very smart.

Probably would still prefer guns as I'm a fan of self ownership and community.


evidently so.

if peopple /did/ care then this country wouldn't be in such a state

cecd9f No.269483


>drinking piss and cum

>licking hairy armpits

>telling lads to suck his willy

potentially this

33061d No.269484

File: c20fae27b6d8bbb⋯.png (582.78 KB, 499x661, 499:661, tongue.png)


i concede the piss and sucking willy, but there is nothing gay about licking beautiful hairy armpits

d7c749 No.269485

File: 1fb02c95f778bad⋯.jpg (107.71 KB, 1437x908, 1437:908, Joe Pill.jpg)


This is a politics board sonny

e35ad6 No.269486



33061d No.269487

File: a70ac2670094d44⋯.png (399.9 KB, 438x577, 438:577, yum.png)

33061d No.269488

sweet dreams filth

cecd9f No.269489


burning your porn stash lad?

33061d No.269490


never had a porn stash either physical or computer

going to bed

e35ad6 No.269491


Night buster

cecd9f No.269492


sweet dreams

cecd9f No.269493

doki doki…

cecd9f No.269494

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


202160 No.269495

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

5ef566 No.269496

File: a2f92cb3c275127⋯.png (453.87 KB, 600x1000, 3:5, ClipboardImage.png)

33061d No.269497



33061d No.269498

File: 0df67f02e853cc4⋯.png (504.93 KB, 600x400, 3:2, 0df67f02e853cc4ca700ef8538….png)

>keep going from really energetic and confident to hopeless and dead

i dont get it

33061d No.269499

time to get back to where i was 3 years ago h-hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

cecd9f No.269500



33061d No.269501


its not a change of personality or anything

when I self improve I often feel depressed at night when I go to bed

33061d No.269502

i think its probably that i just need to force myself to do things to finally get rid of the hopelessness

7f5eea No.269503


>force yourself

>earn from those who were bound like you. . . . Follow the way by which they began; by acting as if they believed, taking the holy water, having masses said, etc. Even this will naturally make you believe, and deaden your acuteness.—'But this is what I am afraid of.'—And why? What have you to lose

33061d No.269504

File: 5eb8b37cff7a0ff⋯.png (697.54 KB, 600x640, 15:16, just fuck my shit up.png)



a70073 No.269505


Its a rebuttal to atheists who think they cannot believe, but I'd say it applies to you trying normieism or anything else for that matter

33061d No.269506

need a creamy beige jacket and trousers for summer wear tbh

33061d No.269507



its one of those things where it is difficult to jump the first couple of hurdles but after that it is easyish

a70073 No.269508

File: f16f482538806ab⋯.jpg (163.4 KB, 1200x1280, 15:16, fp5j6273194_4x.jpg)

33061d No.269509


more like a thin suit jacket but of suitable material for summer wear

a70073 No.269510

File: 4088991428127de⋯.jpg (47.41 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1409232294-73903900.jpg)


You sound like you dress like a fedora mate

33061d No.269511


yeah not dressing like a chav means im a fedora lol

a70073 No.269512



>wants a gf

>dresses like a 1950s teddy boy

>isn't a fedora

33061d No.269513


untrue you utter plank

5f2b49 No.269514

File: 4529dfcd52d2e39⋯.png (21.83 KB, 455x392, 65:56, white boy.png)

Update on tinder

>had a couple of cans

>got the train

>met her up in street she was more attractive than i though she would be and sort of autistic

>we went to a bar i bought the drinks she did not drink much in fact she got me to finish of her second

>we went back to her dorm room

>watched apocalyspe now

>she was sort of on top of me her head on my chest i had my hand on her hip area

>she got on top of me and started rubbing my penis through my trousers >i got on top of her and was going to fuck her but she did not want to proceed

Still an incel but a big step forward

eaf6ae No.269515

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

who /hustling/ here?

33061d No.269516


good lad

but you had lust get the better of you, but then the good Lord himself decided to intervene and prevent you from doing anything immoral

a70073 No.269517


>ever being off the grind

M.O.B mayne

33061d No.269518

to the butchers

then late lunch at the cafe

then prep for tonite

eaf6ae No.269519

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Keep the strap tight homes the streets is crazy in this heat

a70073 No.269520


Sounds nice lad

What's tonight?


Know that i been strapped with gats

Since niggas cuddling the cabbage patch

5f2b49 No.269521


yes that is most likely true. having sex would permanently weaken me.

It's very disturbing how much choice tinder gives women, she was telling me she had over 300 matches where as i have around 10. She told me she had only fucked one male some few mounths ago im not sure whether to belive her. she has pretty much anyone to choose from.

a70073 No.269522


Don't go down this road lad, tinder is just for vain whores, it'll warp your view until you are like Dorset

5ef566 No.269523


a70073 No.269524


*digs up strap*


5ef566 No.269525


My mum has nicked something of mine and gone through all my stuff.

e070b0 No.269526

am fooked mr hitman

a70073 No.269527


Lad you need to bury anything that musnt be found

Is it fatal

5ef566 No.269528


Just wished she'd respect my personal property. She finna violate my NAP at this rate.

a70073 No.269529


They call me hit

Cos I spit like gats do

Cock me back

Bust caps

for my mac-

crew at fairfax

e070b0 No.269530

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eaf6ae No.269531

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Emcees smoke crack

I smoke Aluminium

a70073 No.269532

>only ate a bread roll and some chocolate yesterday

>full of energy today


5ef566 No.269533


the great scam has been revealed.

eaf6ae No.269534


2500 calories is a fucking meme unless your doing proper fucking work

a70073 No.269535


Maybe I'm too old to digest carbs easily now


Maybe I need some new gut bacteria

*eats some mud*

5ef566 No.269536


eat some rocks like dinosaurs do

a70073 No.269537


I only eat to satisfy my hunger lad, I dunno how many calories I consume, probably varies from 1200-4000 at a quick guess, not including beer and chewing terbaccy

Only aim for 20g protein a day, everything else just is what it is

e070b0 No.269538

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

absolute banger

a70073 No.269539


I'd end up with no teeth at all, reckon snorting sand would be the same?

eaf6ae No.269540


Faecal transfusion from a Pajeet will give your iron guts for life tbh

a70073 No.269541


Not been I'll since I met the missus so maybe you're onto something

5ef566 No.269542

File: 868b90a681e9254⋯.png (99.74 KB, 250x240, 25:24, ClipboardImage.png)

e070b0 No.269543

jesus christ looks like me

a70073 No.269544


There's fish with teeth in their guts, so rocks don't surprise me

>nature selects for most efficient digestion at some point

>dinosaurs thick enough to eat literal rock get selected

Fuck I love nature

a70073 No.269545


Are you aa middle eastern jew

e070b0 No.269546


I am frank zappa

a70073 No.269547

File: ed96556de297fb7⋯.jpg (59.08 KB, 750x818, 375:409, u9ljp3wmegy01.jpg)


e070b0 No.269548

a70073 No.269549

File: 74eaa13cff4989b⋯.jpg (101.6 KB, 846x1120, 423:560, 3007-846x1120.jpg)

5ef566 No.269550


well, he's not entirely wrong

a70073 No.269551

File: 3ee89afe404ca7f⋯.jpg (16.59 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hqdefault.jpg)

eaf6ae No.269552


Partially true but most men are pathetic soyboys these days so neither sex is blameless really

a70073 No.269553



e070b0 No.269554

>drink pint of water

>immediately vomit it up

Mistakes were made

5ef566 No.269555


what and why?

a70073 No.269556


Smh lad need lucozade orange to stop the instaspew

a70073 No.269557


He was out on the lash last night

e070b0 No.269558

e070b0 No.269559


have none in and I haven't showered yet

woke up kneeling at my bed in my jeans with bits of smashed plastic cup all over my room

eaf6ae No.269560


lad just do opiates instead


e070b0 No.269561

a70073 No.269562


Top lel

a70073 No.269563


Give him a ban please, that's not even ironically funny

Okay I guess it is but still give him a ban

e070b0 No.269564

what actually is the difference between opiate and opioid

eaf6ae No.269565


-ates are naturally derived

-oids are synthesised in labs

e070b0 No.269566


ty fam

cf010a No.269567

cf010a No.269568

>thread gets past 500 posts

>load time exponentially increases every new post

This is the same on 4 different phones, why is this site like this

e070b0 No.269569

hurry up with my damn croissants

e070b0 No.269570


literally disabled programmers

e070b0 No.269571


>shag paki lasses

>never get ill again

What's the catch

cf010a No.269572


The catch is some internet folk will cry about it

cf010a No.269573

>get a text 2 minutes ago saying "about all day from now"

>doesn't answer my call

Fuck you then bruv I'll go elsewhere

cf010a No.269574

Wish there was a yelp for plugs, I'd give him 1* hard

33061d No.269575

2 faggots and a topside


>What's tonight?

thrift night


shut up wasteman

i am right to be quite fairdiddlydoodlydododiddleydoo

eaf6ae No.269576


pretty sure the paki boys running tings round my way have an automated text system now. Send your postcode and order and you INSTANTLY get a text back sayin "on da way 2 min bro"

33061d No.269577

>tfw no 30year old gf

cf010a No.269578


What's thrift night


Snapchat is the way tbh

e070b0 No.269579


don't let your dreams be dreams

cf010a No.269580

33061d No.269581

fucking boomers cant shut the fuck up about their lifestyle can they

listen to a table of them in the cafe utterly sickening


pay money in and get it back at end of year but also do raffle with it as well

dont get the point to be quite fair but i guess its a social thing and an excuse to go out to the pub



tonights the night… just like every night h-haha….

eaf6ae No.269582


Lad just do an open mic with your guitar anyone who can play 3 chords is fighting off 30+ fanny

33061d No.269583


i did wednesday

no idea why the pub was empty smh, guess it was a good thing tbf, never played infront of people before and gave me a boost in confidence so i wont be so nervous next time there is more people

cf010a No.269584


Absolutely this

I wish I could play

cf010a No.269585



cf010a No.269586

>put £1 into 6£ washing machine at launderette

>it starts


33061d No.269587


thankee chief

cf010a No.269588

>fat woman buying 18 bottles of lidls version of Pepsi max

33061d No.269589


go for her lad


cf010a No.269590

>second hand bookshop is open for the first time in about a year


cf010a No.269591


Everybody in the queue was exchanging tuts lmao

33061d No.269592


fat people are honestly sickening

cf010a No.269593

>36l of aspartame juice

33061d No.269594

File: 17d0998d157233b⋯.gif (43.1 KB, 250x243, 250:243, 6a00d83451b31c69e2012876b2….gif)

33061d No.269595

reminds me of when i went to meet my cousin for the first time in like 8 years and she was unrecognisably fat yuck

d4690e No.269596

File: d55f2c403b816ca⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 659.53 KB, 555x566, 555:566, mfw.PNG)


cf010a No.269597


Did you tell her she was gross

eaf6ae No.269598


why do her cheeks sag like that? Did she used to be 19 stone until she got on the appetite suppressant lollipops?

d4690e No.269599




i dont see a sag all i see is a superior waifu

cf010a No.269600


Wtf her chin and cheeks look like a stylised dick and balls



33061d No.269601


No that would be rude

She used to be decent looking smh


she's beautiful

d4690e No.269602


you are a homosexual male

cf010a No.269603


Who gives a fuck if you're rude

Call her a chunky bitch and tell her she's harming her health

cf010a No.269604


Shagging women is pretty gay lad, theyve touched dicks and shit

d4690e No.269605

File: 7dd1b449285a534⋯.png (124.33 KB, 295x152, 295:152, ClipboardImage.png)



a-are you p-poor lad?

cf010a No.269606


For all intents and purposes, yes I am poor

33061d No.269607


no they live a while away


yeah that is rather offputting

just thinking about how many tens of cocks a lass has had ram into her at full force, how much jizz has been over her face and boobies, grim


he lives in a van

33061d No.269608

swing low

sweet chariot

d4690e No.269609


when i fap i only ever fantasise about getting women pregnant. is that normal?



that is dreadful lad. I'm so sorry.

d7c749 No.269610

File: 91a9b807f65ff96⋯.jpg (184.88 KB, 949x948, 949:948, bad things.jpg)

33061d No.269611


is it possible to fap to any other thought?

e070b0 No.269612

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I love her lads

d4690e No.269613


idk it seems normal to me because that is what sex is for but all this porn is about jizz on faces and tits and its just unnatural. i thought i was the weird one

33061d No.269614


disgusting paki


33061d No.269615


you are a normal lad in a sea of weirdness

cf010a No.269616


>is that normal

I dunno, do I look like fucking Dear Dierdre


Not really, but it probably makes you feel better about your own situation to believe that, so I won't dispute it

d4690e No.269617


>opening with Madonna

should have warned us lad

e070b0 No.269618


I always skip to 10 seconds in by instinct

cf010a No.269619


>[enter stage left] kernow, the withered husk of a mgotw cultist

cf010a No.269620

Nice work thotperium

33061d No.269621

File: 1ce5b2f5ab161ba⋯.jpg (65.18 KB, 419x700, 419:700, 1ce5b2f5ab161baf3e3771215e….jpg)

>banning me

lad.. that wasn't nice

*frowns at you in a light hearted manner*

d7c749 No.269622

File: ac959e4dc25c11e⋯.png (345.16 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, druid corbyn sacrifice.png)



*sacrifices you to Venus in exchange for a pure waifu*

e070b0 No.269623

cf010a No.269624


Made me laff


*gets a pure darkie waifu*

cf010a No.269625


Was it you who banned shitedor

33061d No.269626

mmmmmm that is a real nice bod tbf mu dik

e070b0 No.269627



I just forgot that I did it

d7c749 No.269628

File: 6ba879c70a0b953⋯.gif (1.87 MB, 400x400, 1:1, civic lass.gif)

ff421c No.269629


why do taigs have cheeks like that?

33061d No.269630


not dark enough tbh

cf010a No.269631


This is a scandi free zone, may I see your licence to post

62401f No.269632

File: 798e68ef6052c1f⋯.png (17.36 KB, 321x99, 107:33, ClipboardImage.png)

party at my place soon bring your own mats

ff421c No.269633


It's my legal right to travel, lad

e070b0 No.269634


rights don't exist

d7c749 No.269635

File: 16659d7803453d7⋯.jpg (31.19 KB, 600x337, 600:337, civic lasses.jpg)


Take your pick

ff421c No.269636

File: ba8aef690a5602c⋯.png (23.83 KB, 418x408, 209:204, '.png)

cf010a No.269637


Digital UK has no free movement agreement with the digital EU fam

cf010a No.269638


That's right

33061d No.269639

ff421c No.269640

File: 05132aeff72ae96⋯.png (91.69 KB, 300x250, 6:5, 05132aeff72ae96cb6381b5bd1….png)

You bullies can't stop me from chilling here for a bit

5ef566 No.269641

cf010a No.269642



Unless this is a trap

cf010a No.269643


[Bullying intensifies]

ff421c No.269644


had a small smirk on the inside tbh

ff421c No.269645

File: 69a311153e15a9f⋯.gif (27.09 KB, 100x100, 1:1, GaHnCFQ.gif)

In Welsh we don't even have a bird for bullying. It didn't exist. Why can't you be more like us natives?

5ef566 No.269646

33061d No.269647


I'll always welcome you lad.

cf010a No.269648


>don't have a bird

We know you're gay fam

33061d No.269649


what if its a woman sheep?

cf010a No.269650


Then ewe are still gay

ff421c No.269651


keek. I did it again


Thanks, lad

ff421c No.269652

File: 0edbb043bab5551⋯.png (12.4 KB, 419x395, 419:395, 8c07bd2f3aa2ed12f65aa3f5e4….png)


33061d No.269653


ff421c No.269654

File: 06c7d770603aa83⋯.png (310.45 KB, 333x236, 333:236, 06c7d770603aa83a71ee6b6d9b….png)

keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek

cf010a No.269655


62401f No.269656

oh shit

cf010a No.269657

*lodges claim for BO*

33061d No.269658

KEEK== ==KEEK== ==KEEK== ==KEEK== ==KEEK== ==KEEK== ==KEEK== ==KEEK

5ef566 No.269659



>remove something out of kindness

>abuses it immediately

smh lad *turns the filter back on*

ff421c No.269660

File: 113f34b95550daa⋯.png (161.02 KB, 1000x980, 50:49, 113f34b95550daac80bd3a2c50….png)


keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek keek

33061d No.269661


i fucked that up keek

cf010a No.269662

And so it begins

5ef566 No.269663

Never being nice again.

ff421c No.269664

File: 68b6d83081ce22f⋯.png (23.23 KB, 485x455, 97:91, 2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)


No, lad. Those were just the i am gays that had gone uni am gayed in my system

62401f No.269665

File: 672177025c9bff4⋯.mp4 (863.1 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 1464808368775.mp4)

cf010a No.269666


Ahhh increasing you're jadedness gives me great joy

ff421c No.269667

File: c1d4198e9c499b6⋯.jpg (61.02 KB, 1091x1080, 1091:1080, c1d4198e9c499b6879105ff8dc….jpg)


33061d No.269668



cf010a No.269669


33061d No.269670

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>ywn be able to play fiddle half as good as this

cf010a No.269671


cf010a No.269672


Granny does your dog bite

No child no

33061d No.269673

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

ff421c No.269674

File: b5b9dd8ca5be69c⋯.png (2.56 MB, 1825x1756, 1825:1756, ClipboardImage.png)

what did the lasses in this car mbt?

33061d No.269675

d4690e No.269676

File: fe09359eb0bb734⋯.jpg (90.37 KB, 944x709, 944:709, scale-of-happiness.jpg)


life is about B A L A N C E

cf010a No.269677

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


eaf6ae No.269678


it means they on the look out for that gorilla nigger dick

33061d No.269679


stop wanking to jav lad

d1ce8b No.269680

Tescos are throttling my vpns lads, what do

d4690e No.269681



33061d No.269682


get off the fucking internet

d1ce8b No.269683


The pivot point must therefore be the act of sex itself

33061d No.269684





d1ce8b No.269685


Have you tried crack

eaf6ae No.269686


Stop consuming pornography your dopamine reward system is liderally broken

d1ce8b No.269687

d7c749 No.269688


>left: wanking to jav

>right: wanking to civic lasses

Based balance

d4690e No.269689


maybe im just unhappy


i dont want to end up living in a van though


this is true

d1ce8b No.269690



This, rewire it with based benzylmethylercognine

d1ce8b No.269691


False attribution but fair play lel

62401f No.269692


you can only help yourself then go through months of dopamine withdrawal

d1ce8b No.269693


That's what the shine is for :^)

33061d No.269694


whats that like lad? i probably have it

d1ce8b No.269695

Where's sugartits with our new threaf

d4690e No.269696

File: c30291921baed5e⋯.jpg (35.06 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 00401.jpg10f8d428-f50f-46a….jpg)

oh god im going to do it im going to be WANK PROOF

33061d No.269697


sugar tits

d7c749 No.269698


Brown sugar or white sugar?

d1ce8b No.269699


Lack of rewarding feelings for doing regular stuff

d1ce8b No.269700


Inject meth into your dick vein

33061d No.269701





yeah thats me

d7c749 No.269702

File: 673ac7282885d92⋯.jpg (223.12 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, civic lass 6.jpg)


Whole milk and two brown sugars it is.

5ef566 No.269703

d1ce8b No.269704


>a coffee with 2 sugars

1 dark 2 light coming up, thatll be £25

33061d No.269705


no milk lad

33061d No.269706

id ravage that wog

33061d No.269707

havent drunk milk in wot

2 weeks?

d1ce8b No.269708


Try like 5mg of amphetamine a day lad

Or get your gp to prescribe an sdri

d1ce8b No.269709


I'm on LOCAL milk now its summer

33061d No.269710


yes dr vanlad

d1ce8b No.269711


Seriously lad

d1ce8b No.269712

I've demolished my receptors of every kind, if it wasn't for amphetamine and 5htp I'd probably have topped myself by now

Brain chemistry is not a joke lads

d7c749 No.269713

File: dd6ca98a44db775⋯.jpg (61.65 KB, 640x640, 1:1, negress 16.jpg)


You like your coffee DARK?

33061d No.269714

File: 71427a191e3e03b⋯.png (244.17 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, sneezing woman.png)

62401f No.269715


losing interest in like everything you enjoyed and nothing is fun but then after a while you're able to enjoy more than you ever did or something



kek how does replacing one thing with another help better to wait it out imo

d1ce8b No.269716

New thread?

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